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Poop etiquette...for pups · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: It's John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 2: The text line you text jj R whatever you want
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  Speaker 2: to say to the number nine six eight ninety three.
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  Speaker 1: Couple texts. I was just telling Rich, I think it's
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  Speaker 1: so interesting.
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  Speaker 2: We've got a lot of text messages on our new
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  Speaker 2: podcast icon. Really Yeah, well that's cool because it's a
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  Speaker 2: picture we took. I don't think we posted anywhere of
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  Speaker 2: the four of us on our logo. Another text, tell Peyton.
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  Speaker 2: In some cultures, owls do not bring good luck. They're
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  Speaker 2: considered messengers for bad luck and something bad that is
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  Speaker 2: about to happen.
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  Speaker 1: Well for you. Why would we want to spread that.
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  Speaker 3: Let's just keep saying it's a positive moment, John Dane Rich.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't hear the first part of Horoscopes, so maybe
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  Speaker 2: I missed something. But isn't Mean Girl's Day tomorrow on
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  Speaker 2: October third?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Mean Girls Day is tomorrow, but this morning for Horoscopes,
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  Speaker 4: I wanted to tell you guys if you guys were
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  Speaker 4: a mean girl or a nice girl from Mean Girls Day,
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  Speaker 4: because tomorrow Taylor Swift drops her album and that's all
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  Speaker 4: that's going to take over. So I had to give
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  Speaker 4: my mean girls some love.
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  Speaker 1: So the Insect Scope.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, you say, tomorrow she dropped problem and
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  Speaker 2: she's actually dropping it tonight, right, Yeah, So it'll be
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  Speaker 2: out probably nine o'clock our time, and we could all
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  Speaker 2: listen to but yeah, we didn't. We want to make
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  Speaker 2: sure nothing got in the way of tomorrow's album, so
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  Speaker 2: we could play stuff and get your thoughts on it.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Bree, good morning, what's up?
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  Speaker 3: Good morning?
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  Speaker 4: Hey?
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  Speaker 2: I well, I'm on speak your phone because I have
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  Speaker 2: my four year olds.
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  Speaker 4: You don't yell at me.
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  Speaker 3: But she was listening to John Jay and Rich during
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  Speaker 3: her nap yesterday.
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  Speaker 4: Well what was supposed to be her nap?
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  Speaker 1: Did it work? Did it work? Did it put her
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  Speaker 1: to sleep?
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  Speaker 4: Hi?
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  Speaker 3: It did quite the opposite.
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  Speaker 1: So that I sent John Jay in the video of
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  Speaker 1: me watching.
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  Speaker 3: Her through her monitor, and I'm like, those stingers don't
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  Speaker 3: see napping, but she's listening to John Jay.
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  Speaker 1: How did did she turn us on? I?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I think so obviously.
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  Speaker 1: A child genius? What a genius child? Alexa turned on
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  Speaker 1: John J.
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  Speaker 3: Rich next, Yeah, the next I heard, I'm like, that's
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  Speaker 3: really funny.
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  Speaker 1: That's beautiful. Brie, thank you for calling in and you're
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  Speaker 1: raising a great child.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Guys. Speaking of children, Kyle, what's the ladies with you
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  Speaker 1: in youth sports?
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  Speaker 4: Youth sports?
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  Speaker 3: So well, Addie is doing flag football still and Easton
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  Speaker 3: is doing baseball. And yesterday after school the kids had
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  Speaker 3: this like fun after school event. The whole school was
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  Speaker 3: going to KTR so they did. They went and jumped
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  Speaker 3: around and had so much fun, so much fun so
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  Speaker 3: that we were a little bit like in a hurry
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  Speaker 3: when we were leaving.
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  Speaker 1: Because we had to get to practice.
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  Speaker 3: We hopped in the car and on our way, I
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  Speaker 3: realized the kids drank all their water and their water bottles,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh my gosh, you're gonna be at
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  Speaker 3: practice and you're gonna be all thirsty and I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: feel this terrible mother like it's Arizona.
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  Speaker 1: Like you need water, you know.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm like contemplating what to do, and I'm like, okay, Well,
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  Speaker 3: Scott was meeting us there at the field because he
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  Speaker 3: was actually helping coach, which has never happened.
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  Speaker 1: This was an amazing thing.
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  Speaker 3: So he met us at the field and I'm like, okay, Addie,
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  Speaker 3: I'm actually gonna drop you off. And then I'll go
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  Speaker 3: grab some water and I'll bring it back to practice.
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  Speaker 3: And she's like okay. So I drop her off and
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  Speaker 3: I'm driving out and I see my friend pulling in
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  Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh my gosh, she was just out
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  Speaker 3: of town. She just went on a trip. I should
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  Speaker 3: ask her how it is, but I'll just tell her
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  Speaker 3: that I'm coming right back. So I pull up next
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  Speaker 3: to the car and I roll down the window and
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  Speaker 3: the car slows down and rolls down the window, and
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  Speaker 3: I see her and I'm like.
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  Speaker 1: Addie, Eddie has a lot of water. I gotta go
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  Speaker 1: get her water.
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  Speaker 3: And she looks at me she goes okay, and it clicked.
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  Speaker 1: It was not my friend. I do not know this person.
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  Speaker 1: She looks like my friend.
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  Speaker 3: She's wearing sunglasses, and she drives the exact same car
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  Speaker 3: as my friend. So you kind of flag her out,
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  Speaker 3: literally flag her down, made her pull over and roll
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  Speaker 3: her window down so I could tell her I was
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  Speaker 3: going to get.
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  Speaker 1: My daughter water. She doesn't care, she doesn't know my daughter. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what do you need? She was like okay.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my gosh, you're not my friend. I'm
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  Speaker 3: so sorry.
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  Speaker 1: You were like a Karen, Oh, this Karen's gonna complain
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  Speaker 1: and oh, it was so embarrassing. So that happened.
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  Speaker 3: It was just one of those moons. And then I'm like, okay,
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  Speaker 3: let's just go get the water. I don't run into
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  Speaker 3: that lady again.
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  Speaker 1: You know you should go like, hey, I got the water.
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  Speaker 2: Everything's something embarrassing similar not similar, but it's just an
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  Speaker 2: embarrassing that happened.
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  Speaker 1: The other day. So my wife was out of town
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  Speaker 1: and it was the weather was starting to get a
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  Speaker 1: little bit better. So I decided to walk our dogs
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  Speaker 1: in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: But she'll walk all like a bunch of dogs at
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  Speaker 2: the same time because we have six dogs, and that's
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  Speaker 2: why her arm's hurt.
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  Speaker 1: Because it pull it pulls her whatever.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm walking one dog at a time, and I'm
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  Speaker 2: walking Pablo, the Bernie doodle rescue that I rescued from
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  Speaker 2: where we were adopted from Kyle's father in law. Right,
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  Speaker 2: he's an amazing dog, but there was a dog ahead
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  Speaker 2: of us, and he was just like pushing to go
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  Speaker 2: get that dog. And I had the poop bag in
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  Speaker 2: my pocket and I was like, so I got turned
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  Speaker 2: down this cold de sac. I forget it going down
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  Speaker 2: this cold sack and I'm walking down the could sack
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  Speaker 2: and I realized there's a very famous baseball player that
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  Speaker 2: lives in this cul de sac. And I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I hope Pablo doesn't poop in his yard, right. I
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  Speaker 2: always have a problem with the dog's poop in the yard.
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  Speaker 2: So you gotta pick it up, and you know what
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  Speaker 2: I mean, And you got to look like a good
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  Speaker 2: dog parent. And I always pick it up. And I
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  Speaker 2: have the poop bag. So it's a cold de sack
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  Speaker 2: and I'm walking towards the ball player's house, and sure enough,
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  Speaker 2: Pablo gets in position to poop and I'm like, oh no,
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  Speaker 2: So I go to grab the poop bag.
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  Speaker 1: The poop bag is not in my pocket.
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  Speaker 2: And now I'm like, oh my god, what am I
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  Speaker 2: gonna do if the ball players home and sees my
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  Speaker 2: dog poop in his front yard and I don't pick
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  Speaker 2: it up, right? So I start to stress. Then I
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  Speaker 2: see a car coming down the drive, coming down the
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  Speaker 2: could sack. I'm like, I look at this car and
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh god, I hope they're not it's not
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  Speaker 2: this house. And Paba's getting in the you know, you know,
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  Speaker 2: the dogs they sniff, they sniff, they they get in
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  Speaker 2: a circle and I'm like, no, paba.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, don't poop here, don't poop here, don't peep. And
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  Speaker 1: the car is coming down.
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  Speaker 2: The car and I see my poop bag in the
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  Speaker 2: street roll across in front of the car, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: excu's boot bag, and I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Like, really quick. I have a split decision.
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  Speaker 2: Do I stop Pablo from pooping and run and get
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  Speaker 2: the bag with him, or do I let him poop
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  Speaker 2: then go get the bag and then go back and
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  Speaker 2: pick up the poop. But if he poops and I
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  Speaker 2: go pick up the bag, what's the ball player comes?
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  Speaker 2: I goes, hey, man, pick up your dogs, crab, and
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  Speaker 2: then I'm like, oh, this way, the poop PEG's over here.
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  Speaker 2: So the poop bag now wind blows it into the
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  Speaker 2: guy's house, the front yard of the house. The dude
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  Speaker 2: pulls into the driveway. It's not the ball player pulls
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  Speaker 2: in the driveway of where the poop bag is. So
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  Speaker 2: I grabbed Pablo, do the thing with the least right
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  Speaker 2: and move his neck and I ruin his poop.
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  Speaker 1: He's not gonna poop, and I go pick up.
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  Speaker 2: The boot bag, and I gotta go in the front
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  Speaker 2: yard of the guy's house, and he never looks at me.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing ever happened, and Pablo never pooped.
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  Speaker 1: That whole confrontation that was driving you insane.
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  Speaker 2: Driving me your heart saying the different levels of embarrassment
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  Speaker 2: had that happened.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: I would never be able to go to that in
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  Speaker 2: a cold a second game. I don't go down there
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  Speaker 2: all the time, but I do every once in a while, right,
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  Speaker 2: and then.
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  Speaker 1: I would hate.
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  Speaker 3: People can get really upset if your dog goes to
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  Speaker 3: the bathroom in their yard. Our our neighbor actually put
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  Speaker 3: up little signs that look like graveyards. And it's not
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  Speaker 3: a Halloween decoration. It literally says, here lies the last
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  Speaker 3: dog that pooped in our yard.
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  Speaker 1: Who wow, is.
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  Speaker 3: It that you share wol No, No, it's actually actually
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  Speaker 3: I've met this neighbor and they're very nice, but they
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  Speaker 3: don't like poop in their yard.
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  Speaker 1: Well as they pick it up.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's okay for your dog to poop in
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  Speaker 2: the yard, but don't you got to pick it up?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I know