Latest / Son of a Boy Dad / Bro Sweet | Son of a Boy Dad #397
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- 1:58Speaker 1: Yeah already, Welcome back to the Son of a Boy
- 2:07Speaker 1: Dad podcast.
- 2:09Speaker 5: We are here live from h Q three. Welcome back. Everybody.
- 2:14Speaker 4: Lots to discuss, lots to go over so much, lots
- 2:18Speaker 4: to touch on bursting at the seams, lots.
- 2:22Speaker 1: We have new hats on. You go ahead and unveal
- 2:26Speaker 1: that take the veal off.
- 2:29Speaker 4: You know that when you take that out of the plastic,
- 2:31Speaker 4: it instantly loses seventy percent of its value, right.
- 2:34Speaker 1: Yeah, But that's game touched little sass. Oh, that's like
- 2:37Speaker 1: when Michael Jordan sweats on something. Yeah, and the value those.
- 2:41Speaker 4: Are actually the best things we've ever made.
- 2:43Speaker 1: Dude Perfect is actually about to start selling some of
- 2:46Speaker 1: the boy dad hats.
- 2:47Speaker 4: They are they should.
- 2:53Speaker 1: Do you want to talk about the fact that Dude
- 2:55Speaker 1: Perfect tried to fucking sewer your career. They tried to
- 2:59Speaker 1: take every saying that you've built over years and years
- 3:02Speaker 1: and make it their own.
- 3:03Speaker 4: They tried to bury me.
- 3:04Speaker 1: They tried to wipe you off the fucking map like
- 3:06Speaker 1: you never existed.
- 3:08Speaker 4: That made me irrationally angry.
- 3:10Speaker 5: It didn't really make me angry at all. I thought
- 3:12Speaker 5: it was just funny, Like I was. It was just
- 3:14Speaker 5: funny because like how much the Internet's changed where it's
- 3:17Speaker 5: like that's just like what happens. Like it used to
- 3:20Speaker 5: be like if you stole something on the internet, people
- 3:22Speaker 5: would be like what the people would even if you
- 3:25Speaker 5: did something that was like similar to other people, people
- 3:27Speaker 5: would like lose their minds. And now it's like you
- 3:29Speaker 5: can just like recreate things and just be like, well, no,
- 3:32Speaker 5: we're just following.
- 3:34Speaker 4: Yeah, they tried to pretend like it was a trend
- 3:36Speaker 4: or a meme or something. Yeah, and he was.
- 3:38Speaker 5: Like, well, you guys edited a video of the guy
- 3:41Speaker 5: and put it on the TV like that seems like
- 3:44Speaker 5: that was pretty like you went out of your way,
- 3:45Speaker 5: like we're gonna go word for word what this original
- 3:48Speaker 5: video did.
- 3:49Speaker 1: But it did not make you mad.
- 3:51Speaker 5: No, it didn't make it genuinely didn't make like. I
- 3:53Speaker 5: was never like, oh my god, they're gonna like this
- 3:56Speaker 5: video is going to surpass my video.
- 3:58Speaker 1: Well, it's because the Internet had your back from a
- 4:00Speaker 1: fucking jump. You're the Internet's favorite son. You were born
- 4:03Speaker 1: of the Internet.
- 4:04Speaker 4: How could they have thought that was a good idea?
- 4:07Speaker 4: How could they have thought, we love this video and
- 4:10Speaker 4: we're gonna make we're gonna.
- 4:12Speaker 5: Cover it the I was talking to, Uh, we're.
- 4:15Speaker 4: Gonna do like an acoustic cover. Yeah, I was talking,
- 4:19Speaker 4: but none of us can sing.
- 4:21Speaker 5: I was talking to a homeless pimp about it, and
- 4:23Speaker 5: he was saying he thinks that it's because they have
- 4:24Speaker 5: such a young fan base that.
- 4:26Speaker 4: They didn't know that.
- 4:27Speaker 5: Maybe that they were like, they won't even know that
- 4:29Speaker 5: we stole it.
- 4:31Speaker 4: That must be what they were playing for.
- 4:32Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're younger than them.
- 4:35Speaker 5: I don't know the I mean, I said it to you, guys,
- 4:37Speaker 5: I said it to everybody. Like the funniest thing to
- 4:39Speaker 5: me was when they just like like because they posted it.
- 4:41Speaker 5: We were doing a stream for Bush and Mooke was like, dude,
- 4:47Speaker 5: perfect stole your video. And then like I went and
- 4:49Speaker 5: I was looking at like all the comments and like
- 4:50Speaker 5: they like at that time, they had like a couple
- 4:52Speaker 5: of replies being like you stole this from Sass, and
- 4:55Speaker 5: then they were they were just replying to everyone being
- 4:57Speaker 5: like they're like they're like, well, Sasses will all like
- 4:59Speaker 5: Sass will always be the OG. And I kept on
- 5:02Speaker 5: just being like what does that Like, what does that mean?
- 5:04Speaker 4: Yeah? What is that? Like, what is that is that?
- 5:06Speaker 5: Like they're suggesting that like I'll always have like the
- 5:10Speaker 5: original idea, but like they came out and they did
- 5:13Speaker 5: it better, So this is the new video, dude. It's
- 5:17Speaker 5: like that's what they're insinuating by saying that, is they're like, well,
- 5:20Speaker 5: he'll always have the original.
- 5:22Speaker 1: Rest now yeah. Yeah, it's like that's why I send
- 5:25Speaker 1: you the thing like, hey, we're good. Now we got
- 5:28Speaker 1: this Lebron had the last ten years, it's Ben Simmons.
- 5:31Speaker 4: Now his video was due for a little modernization. Sprucing up,
- 5:36Speaker 4: and so we figured we'd bring it to the new audience. Yeah,
- 5:40Speaker 4: I'm trying to think, like, you know, because in music,
- 5:44Speaker 4: covers are tried and true, wonderful thing and can and
- 5:47Speaker 4: breathe new life into his songs and go become hits
- 5:50Speaker 4: and all of that, and everyone's fine with that. But uh,
- 5:53Speaker 4: in comedy, if I went up tomorrow on stage, yeah,
- 5:57Speaker 4: and just did Eddie Murphy's the US, yeah, pretty much
- 6:01Speaker 4: word for word.
- 6:02Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're like Eddie's and I'd.
- 6:04Speaker 4: Be like, he's he's listen. He's one of my all
- 6:07Speaker 4: time favorites.
- 6:08Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 6:08Speaker 4: But I never said, like, by the way, I want
- 6:11Speaker 4: to honor Eddie Murphy. Yeah, because Louis would do. And
- 6:14Speaker 4: I remember watching the sort of eulogy for Richard Carlin
- 6:19Speaker 4: and he was like George, excuse me, Jesus Christ Richard
- 6:22Speaker 4: prior George Carlin he was doing. He was like he
- 6:26Speaker 4: told jokes that I loved and I want to do them. Yeah. Yeah,
- 6:29Speaker 4: and like there was an honoring to that, but it
- 6:31Speaker 4: was only like once he had died. It was like, yeah,
- 6:35Speaker 4: that's how you so, dude can do.
- 6:37Speaker 1: This at your funeral.
- 6:38Speaker 4: Yeah, once I'm dead with tears coming down there fast.
- 6:42Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah.
- 6:44Speaker 1: At your memorial and I just get drafted through this.
- 6:50Speaker 1: That would have been a funny take on it too,
- 6:52Speaker 1: Like I think that there were any type of other
- 6:54Speaker 1: take on it other than the same exact right down
- 6:56Speaker 1: the middle.
- 6:57Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, it was just like it's just funny
- 7:00Speaker 5: because it's like it's by far the most popular thing
- 7:02Speaker 5: I've ever done, Like it's not even close. It's just
- 7:05Speaker 5: such a funny video to be like, yeah, we're gonna
- 7:07Speaker 5: take this like word for one.
- 7:08Speaker 4: And that's also like no one's gonna know.
- 7:10Speaker 1: It's like Disney taking it like dude perfect. It's like
- 7:13Speaker 1: such like a wholesome like for the kid's trick shot brand. Yeah,
- 7:17Speaker 1: Pixar is actually going to be making the draft video now.
- 7:19Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 7:20Speaker 5: I mean I think these people just get so big,
- 7:22Speaker 5: like they don't give a fuck, like that guy, that
- 7:23Speaker 5: guy that made it, like the the main dude perfect guy,
- 7:28Speaker 5: Like they probably someone probably just sat him down and
- 7:30Speaker 5: was like, just film this, Like he probably doesn't even
- 7:32Speaker 5: I'd be surprised if he's even seen the real video.
- 7:34Speaker 1: Oh.
- 7:35Speaker 4: I think for sure he watched yours to prepare himself.
- 7:40Speaker 4: He's like I got to learn my line. I don't know.
- 7:42Speaker 4: I don't know. I need to rehearse. Yeah.
- 7:44Speaker 1: Maybe, but it was like an off Broadway production of it.
- 7:47Speaker 1: Like he didn't even hit the finger point when he
- 7:50Speaker 1: did the finger point, going to do like levels to
- 7:55Speaker 1: the finger point there.
- 7:56Speaker 4: Are that's the most important part too, And it's so nuanced.
- 7:59Speaker 4: You have to give it a beat. Yeah, you hear
- 8:01Speaker 4: your name, you give it a beat the camera camera
- 8:03Speaker 4: and go like, I mean, I don't want to, you can't.
- 8:06Speaker 4: I'm embarrassed. I would never ye, Dane.
- 8:10Speaker 5: I mean the fingerpoint was I got like a physical
- 8:13Speaker 5: cringe when I saw that.
- 8:14Speaker 4: It was so bad.
- 8:15Speaker 1: I was like, oh, man, well because you also needed
- 8:17Speaker 1: to be like one and a half Corona's in.
- 8:20Speaker 5: Yeah, I just get drafted, like yeah, that energy. It's
- 8:23Speaker 5: also not as funny when you're filming it at like
- 8:25Speaker 5: your fucking compound. Yeah, like your massive fucking fantasy factory
- 8:30Speaker 5: office with like.
- 8:32Speaker 1: Richard every NFL player.
- 8:34Speaker 4: Maybe maybe stick to kicking beach balls into like fucking
- 8:38Speaker 4: golf holes that are the size of you know, the
- 8:40Speaker 4: moon craters. I don't I didn't have an opinion of
- 8:46Speaker 4: dude perfect prior to that.
- 8:48Speaker 5: That's the thing is I'm a diehard fan.
- 8:50Speaker 1: That's what's most heartbreaking. You've ever missed a video?
- 8:54Speaker 4: No, No, I truly didn't. I was like, they do
- 8:57Speaker 4: their thing. They've been super successful. I think it's for
- 9:00Speaker 4: a young audience. Maybe that is an opinion. I don't know,
- 9:02Speaker 4: but I had no negative thoughts about them. I never
- 9:06Speaker 4: felt like we were competing with them in any way.
- 9:09Speaker 5: Has there been like Dude Perfect, Like was it Big
- 9:12Speaker 5: Cat or PFT that hates Dude Perfect.
- 9:15Speaker 1: At the very beginning of part of my take, they
- 9:17Speaker 1: had bro Sweet, which was like their version of dude
- 9:20Speaker 1: and they would just be like pro sweet, like just
- 9:23Speaker 1: like jump up on the side of the table.
- 9:25Speaker 4: That's hilarious.
- 9:26Speaker 1: It was so funny. But that's like how long they've
- 9:28Speaker 1: been lampooning Dude Perfect. It's like Ben, oh yeah clean
- 9:32Speaker 1: ten years.
- 9:33Speaker 5: I mean, Dude Perfect was around when I I remember
- 9:35Speaker 5: when the fucking main dude was fat as fuck. He's like, face, yeah.
- 9:43Speaker 6: Look at that sweet browe that's hilarious.
- 10:00Speaker 1: That's so funny. Sweet.
- 10:04Speaker 4: But when I saw that video that he did of
- 10:06Speaker 4: your video, I my thought immediately was like, how could
- 10:10Speaker 4: these guys be popular? I was just like that is
- 10:13Speaker 4: the hackiest, the most pathetic thing. It made me angry.
- 10:18Speaker 5: Yeah, I just don't think that they're like like they.
- 10:20Speaker 1: Don't try to be funny like that's but like Christian.
- 10:26Speaker 5: Yeah when it was their first attempt, like that was
- 10:28Speaker 5: the first guy.
- 10:28Speaker 4: Oh, come on, they think they're funny. They definitely think
- 10:32Speaker 4: they're funny.
- 10:33Speaker 5: I can't imagine they think they're I met their fans
- 10:36Speaker 5: think they're funny.
- 10:37Speaker 4: Which in turn means that they believe they have to
- 10:40Speaker 4: deliver humor. Yeah, but their fans are like twelve, That's
- 10:43Speaker 4: what I mean. But it's like how Raffy's funny. It's
- 10:45Speaker 4: how like Sesame Street is like funny to like a
- 10:49Speaker 4: four year old.
- 10:49Speaker 1: It's like funny, but it's funny for that group. It's
- 10:52Speaker 1: not necessarily your sass's nuanced edge lord humor that he did.
- 10:58Speaker 4: I got a bad feeling. I'm gonna run into that guy.
- 11:02Speaker 4: I just feel like, I think you're ever gonna run
- 11:05Speaker 4: I think I am. I think he's not walking around
- 11:07Speaker 4: like New York City Like, by the way, I'm not
- 11:09Speaker 4: going to attack him, but I will tell him. I'll
- 11:11Speaker 4: be like that thing you did that was the most
- 11:14Speaker 4: pathetic thing I've ever seen a fucking content creator.
- 11:17Speaker 5: He'll be like, I don't even know what you're referring to.
- 11:21Speaker 1: He's also, uh, he probably has four security guards by him.
- 11:25Speaker 4: All right, I'll be like, hey, listen, Omart, let your
- 11:27Speaker 4: boy know that video he did fucking most pathetic thing
- 11:30Speaker 4: I've ever seen in my life.
- 11:32Speaker 1: Or you try to red rover through a security like
- 11:34Speaker 1: charge through this. Yeah, yeah, I'll just need to let
- 11:37Speaker 1: you know. But it got community noted, like that's all
- 11:39Speaker 1: you can ask for. I'm sure he knows that he
- 11:41Speaker 1: fucked up. I think he doesn't feel that hot pressure
- 11:44Speaker 1: that other content creators feel when they like are getting
- 11:47Speaker 1: lampooned online.
- 11:49Speaker 4: This is a nearly exact recreation is so damning with.
- 11:53Speaker 1: No credit giving of a skip by barsool sports personality
- 11:56Speaker 1: a Little Sasquatch. You have people coming out of the
- 11:59Speaker 1: woodwork to give you credit. I saw Stephen A. Smith
- 12:03Speaker 1: was like, really, yeah, give the real credit to Sass.
- 12:05Speaker 4: I heard it was originally of a skit by comedian
- 12:09Speaker 4: Little Sasquatch, and Dave reached out to Twitter and was like,
- 12:11Speaker 4: please add bars yeah personality.
- 12:14Speaker 5: I was wondering where that came in from. Given by
- 12:18Speaker 5: Barstool sports personality Little Sasquatch.
- 12:21Speaker 1: Couldn't they couldn't go son of a boy Dad, Son
- 12:24Speaker 1: of a boy Dad.
- 12:25Speaker 5: Merch is in the video, Yeah by son of a
- 12:29Speaker 5: Boy Dad co host Little Sasquatch Harry Settle.
- 12:32Speaker 1: Yeah that would help, that would help the brand. But yeah,
- 12:35Speaker 1: just tough weekend for them, but so nice to have
- 12:38Speaker 1: the Internet rallying around our boy Little SaaS.
- 12:41Speaker 4: It was. It was good and it was fun.
- 12:45Speaker 5: It was a good I had a good laugh field
- 12:47Speaker 5: a good fun, good fun evening reading the comments.
- 12:51Speaker 1: Yeah, people were people only had your back, big Cat.
- 12:53Speaker 1: Big Cat definitely got it on a big stage for you.
- 12:56Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 12:56Speaker 5: Yeah, I was texting Bighead about it. Oh, dare they
- 13:00Speaker 5: just ripping on the on the Dude Perfect boys.
- 13:02Speaker 1: Behind closed scenes?
- 13:03Speaker 4: You up?
- 13:04Speaker 1: Yeahind closed doors? Yeah wow, that's nasty of you guys.
- 13:09Speaker 4: Maybe we got it.
- 13:09Speaker 5: I was trying to because like I was trying to
- 13:12Speaker 5: think of a funny like, I mean, I guess they.
- 13:14Speaker 1: Already did it with Dude Sweet or whatever, what was it,
- 13:17Speaker 1: bro Sweet Roweet?
- 13:19Speaker 5: Because I was last night I was watching Dude Perfect
- 13:21Speaker 5: videos trying to be like, what could I steal that
- 13:24Speaker 5: would be funny but their thing is like they're all
- 13:26Speaker 5: the same video, so it's like.
- 13:28Speaker 1: Or imagine you trying to steal like a video of them,
- 13:31Speaker 1: like making a shot from the rafters of the super Dome,
- 13:35Speaker 1: but you have to it takes like twelve hours for.
- 13:37Speaker 4: You to do. That was the thing.
- 13:39Speaker 5: Was, like I went to like their most popular videos
- 13:41Speaker 5: on YouTube and it's like, oh, well, I couldn't even
- 13:44Speaker 5: recreate these if I wanted to.
- 13:45Speaker 4: So I was gonna say, like, what are you going
- 13:47Speaker 4: to rent a small plane?
- 13:49Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 13:51Speaker 4: All right, everybody, this is me dropping an aid package
- 13:53Speaker 4: and gudsay kids, hey, kids, catch this. It's rice.
- 13:59Speaker 5: Like I was gonna like the like I watched like
- 14:01Speaker 5: the golf ones where they're hitting it, and I was like, well,
- 14:03Speaker 5: I don't have a piece of plywood that has these
- 14:05Speaker 5: perfect four circles in it to chip golf balls at.
- 14:11Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna skydive from the ozone layer ye yeah,
- 14:16Speaker 1: to replicate ro suite.
- 14:17Speaker 4: That's actually a pretty good way of getting over something.
- 14:20Speaker 4: It's just looking around and realizing, like you know, to
- 14:24Speaker 4: do any sort of revenge or response would require me
- 14:28Speaker 4: to leave my comfort zone. Yeah, and I don't want
- 14:32Speaker 4: to do that. I just didn't have the materials. Really,
- 14:35Speaker 4: that's what it came down to.
- 14:37Speaker 1: Yeah, the access to the fucking NFL stadiums that you need.
- 14:42Speaker 5: Yeah, the circular saw that it's a cut, a perfect.
- 14:45Speaker 4: Hole in a piece of fly.
- 14:47Speaker 1: Will definitely have stage crew.
- 14:49Speaker 4: I don't have a set designer handy, just using a
- 14:54Speaker 4: fucking knife trying to just cut into it in my apartment.
- 14:58Speaker 1: The video, Like you said, the video just hit so
- 15:00Speaker 1: much harder of it just being a New York dude
- 15:03Speaker 1: in a shitty apartment as Yeah.
- 15:05Speaker 5: Yeah, a dude in like a multi billion dollar establishment.
- 15:09Speaker 4: Yeah, that guy looked like he could have been drafted.
- 15:11Speaker 4: Yeah nothing, Yeah, did I just get drafted? Yeah? Man,
- 15:15Speaker 4: you you thought you might. You have a trainer, you
- 15:17Speaker 4: have an agent.
- 15:19Speaker 1: You play college football.
- 15:20Speaker 4: You did the combine. You're sitting on turf right now,
- 15:26Speaker 4: you're tire like throwing football. Your couch is resting on turf.
- 15:34Speaker 1: Oh my god. How did the filming go this weekend?
- 15:37Speaker 4: Ah?
- 15:37Speaker 5: Good, it went and went went very well. I was
- 15:39Speaker 5: happy with it. I was, uh, super fucking nervous. Well.
- 15:44Speaker 5: I wanted to cancel it multiple times. Yes, weren't hitting,
- 15:50Speaker 5: Oh no, they were working overtime. I had to take
- 15:53Speaker 5: a whole concoction a lot healthy. And in this weekend
- 15:56Speaker 5: who who featured for you? John Kennedy and Tristan Bowling Bowling.
- 16:02Speaker 5: You know Tristan right.
- 16:03Speaker 4: I probably do. Yeah, but does he have the red hair?
- 16:07Speaker 5: No, he's got like like long dark hair. He's like, uh,
- 16:11Speaker 5: he's on like skanks a good bit.
- 16:13Speaker 4: Oh cool, I'm sure I know him.
- 16:15Speaker 1: He's at the stand a lot. Oh.
- 16:17Speaker 4: I love this guy. Yeah, I love this guy.
- 16:20Speaker 1: I don't know if we've seen him.
- 16:22Speaker 4: And he's really good.
- 16:23Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, so we I had him and
- 16:27Speaker 5: John Kennedy and they they switched. You know, it was
- 16:29Speaker 5: really funny during the well, I guess not fun depending
- 16:32Speaker 5: on what fan you're a, what team you're a fan of.
- 16:34Speaker 5: But so John Kennedy is like huge Minnesota fan. He's
- 16:38Speaker 5: like obviously he's a Timberwolves fan. He was like locked
- 16:41Speaker 5: in on the Timberwolves game the whole night. He went
- 16:44Speaker 5: up there winning, like things are going great, and then
- 16:46Speaker 5: he gets off seasons over.
- 16:50Speaker 1: Everybody's hurt.
- 16:51Speaker 5: We literally had to like sit him down in the
- 16:54Speaker 5: green room and be like, yo, there was an injury.
- 17:00Speaker 1: Ye what did you what did you tell him?
- 17:02Speaker 4: Pretty much.
- 17:02Speaker 5: I mean he walked in and he was seeing the
- 17:04Speaker 5: replays of fucking and just overextending. What what was What
- 17:09Speaker 5: did the injury end up being?
- 17:10Speaker 1: Did they say broken heart, broken heart? It was it
- 17:17Speaker 1: got one too.
- 17:18Speaker 4: Yeah, that was like right before.
- 17:20Speaker 1: Yeah, that's sad, bro, it's absolutely heartbreaking. That's supposed to
- 17:25Speaker 1: be next to the next Jordan.
- 17:27Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 17:27Speaker 1: And then there was uh.
- 17:30Speaker 5: And then there was just some guy in the green room.
- 17:33Speaker 5: It was like me and just some dude that worked
- 17:35Speaker 5: at Rodney's and he was like he was like, Bro,
- 17:39Speaker 5: I had thirty bucks on it tonight.
- 17:42Speaker 4: He was like he was destroyed.
- 17:46Speaker 1: He was devastated about it.
- 17:48Speaker 5: I'm like about to go up and I'm just talking
- 17:51Speaker 5: to this random guy about.
- 17:55Speaker 1: Sometimes it's nice to have that kind of like distraction
- 17:58Speaker 1: where you're talking about nothing that has to do with
- 18:00Speaker 1: your performance that you're about to give.
- 18:02Speaker 4: Yeah, I pretty much.
- 18:02Speaker 5: I mean the way that I went about it was
- 18:04Speaker 5: I just tried not to think about it at all,
- 18:06Speaker 5: and it actually helped out about the end. Like when
- 18:09Speaker 5: I was on stage, I was like, don't get caught
- 18:11Speaker 5: up in it, Like obviously it's gonna fuck with my
- 18:13Speaker 5: performance a little bit. Let's try to still enjoy tonight.
- 18:17Speaker 4: I can afford to lose thirty dollars paid more than that.
- 18:22Speaker 1: You seeing how many camera angles did you have? I
- 18:25Speaker 1: think five?
- 18:26Speaker 5: He's yeah, that's what I was nervous about. Yeah, it
- 18:31Speaker 5: was like a hole, like so homeless pimp.
- 18:34Speaker 4: Shot it sounds like housed pimp. Yeah it's five cameras well.
- 18:39Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely not homeless anymore.
- 18:41Speaker 4: But uh, property pimp?
- 18:44Speaker 1: Do you do you know him just from hearing people
- 18:47Speaker 1: and yeah, talk about him. Shoot specials. Yeah, he does
- 18:50Speaker 1: a lot of He does a lot of specials, and.
- 18:53Speaker 4: So it was good.
- 18:53Speaker 5: I mean I was nervous because I was like, obviously
- 18:56Speaker 5: he films for like Bargatzi and Soda and all these
- 19:01Speaker 5: like huge comics, and I didn't know what Like I
- 19:04Speaker 5: thought I was gonna get up on stage and there
- 19:05Speaker 5: was gonna be like, you know, like some dudes sitting
- 19:08Speaker 5: in the crane.
- 19:11Speaker 4: Four feet away from.
- 19:12Speaker 1: The stage, we're like reflecting light on the white board.
- 19:15Speaker 5: I imagined myself on stage just like drenched in sweat,
- 19:21Speaker 5: just just trying to get through the jokes. And then
- 19:25Speaker 5: we Luckily, I was able to do like a sound
- 19:27Speaker 5: check and like a lighting check before and then I
- 19:29Speaker 5: got to see like the whole setup and everything, and
- 19:31Speaker 5: that made me feel way better. And then once I
- 19:33Speaker 5: was on stage, it was like you couldn't even tell.
- 19:35Speaker 5: The only thing you could see was like a tiny
- 19:37Speaker 5: red light.
- 19:38Speaker 1: Did you get a sense that, like the people in
- 19:40Speaker 1: the crowd, knowing that they were being filmed, were overlaughing,
- 19:44Speaker 1: because I would want to stack the deck like at
- 19:46Speaker 1: a daytime talk show, like how the Rachel Ray audience
- 19:48Speaker 1: scream laughs whenever she said something.
- 19:51Speaker 5: Uh like like yes and no, like no, Like when
- 19:55Speaker 5: I was doing my jokes, I was like, the reaction
- 19:58Speaker 5: is similar to what I got on the road, Like
- 20:00Speaker 5: maybe it was a little bit more if anything, so
- 20:02Speaker 5: like a little bit, but like when I got brought up,
- 20:04Speaker 5: that's when I was like, I was like, this is
- 20:07Speaker 5: a little much like people are like screaming they were yeah, yeah,
- 20:12Speaker 5: I was just thinking about that the Joe List bit
- 20:14Speaker 5: and in the beginning of his special where he's like,
- 20:15Speaker 5: no one's gonna believe that was real.
- 20:20Speaker 1: You have to include that in whatever you put out.
- 20:22Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, I mean uh yeah, so like the first show. Also,
- 20:28Speaker 5: like my agent, my manager, and my like everyone was there,
- 20:31Speaker 5: so I didn't invite anybody.
- 20:33Speaker 1: Though.
- 20:33Speaker 4: They kept on being like.
- 20:34Speaker 1: Do you want any like comps anyone?
- 20:35Speaker 5: And I was like, I don't want a single person
- 20:37Speaker 5: that I'm like, no that I know at this Like
- 20:40Speaker 5: I want this to be like just business. And I
- 20:44Speaker 5: think that was the right strategy, honestly, No need to
- 20:47Speaker 5: make it more like people are like their parents and
- 20:50Speaker 5: and shit, like I would be shitting my pants.
- 20:52Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm already nervous.
- 20:54Speaker 5: I don't need my dad standing in the fucking third rows.
- 20:59Speaker 4: Like earing up a joke and he turns to somebody's
- 21:03Speaker 4: like I told him not.
- 21:05Speaker 1: Yeah, he's just shaking his head.
- 21:07Speaker 4: He's keeping his head down again, trying to cut across
- 21:10Speaker 4: the open ice. We've talked about that other guys out there, Harry,
- 21:17Speaker 4: other guys on the round. No, Dad, there aren't. This
- 21:20Speaker 4: is stand up. But yeah, I mean it went well.
- 21:24Speaker 5: It was such a weight off the shoulders getting it
- 21:26Speaker 5: done because I was like really nervous, like I say, like, oh,
- 21:31Speaker 5: I was nervous, like honestly, weirdly enough, like Thursday and Friday,
- 21:37Speaker 5: I was significantly more nervous than I was on Saturday.
- 21:42Speaker 5: Like he's building up to Saturday. I was like just
- 21:45Speaker 5: like pacing around my apartment just being like this is
- 21:48Speaker 5: a bad idea.
- 21:49Speaker 1: Yeah, couldn't he eat?
- 21:51Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 21:51Speaker 1: No, no food, that's the worst. Two am.
- 21:53Speaker 4: I would be like I need taco bell.
- 22:00Speaker 1: That is the worst. What's your comfort food on a
- 22:03Speaker 1: day game or like on a game day when you're
- 22:05Speaker 1: about to literally nothing? Really?
- 22:07Speaker 5: I ate? I ate, I went, I woke up, I
- 22:09Speaker 5: went to the gym, hard, fought some demons in the gym. Nice,
- 22:15Speaker 5: and then I had eggs and bacon and then I
- 22:16Speaker 5: didn't eat anything until midnight.
- 22:18Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow, what about you, Francis. I know that you
- 22:21Speaker 1: have a nice farms farmed, a table, a little salad setup,
- 22:25Speaker 1: chop maybe, dude.
- 22:26Speaker 4: I remember like my senior year, we would go we'd
- 22:30Speaker 4: have like team breakfasts before games, and by like the
- 22:35Speaker 4: sixth game of the season or seventh game, I wasn't
- 22:38Speaker 4: really playing that much and I was just like, yeah,
- 22:41Speaker 4: I'm not going to play today, and I would load
- 22:44Speaker 4: my plate up. And then one day, believe it or not,
- 22:49Speaker 4: Ryan Stevens got hurt. I think he had a shoulder
- 22:52Speaker 4: injury or concussion. Yeah, And they were like, Francis, get ready,
- 22:56Speaker 4: and I was like, I ate four pancakes yeah, and
- 23:01Speaker 4: omelet Yeah, hash Browns. I was like, I'm gonna need
- 23:04Speaker 4: to throw up first. Have you mean get ready?
- 23:06Speaker 1: Did you?
- 23:07Speaker 4: No? I just went out and sucked.
- 23:10Speaker 1: Are you sluggish?
- 23:11Speaker 4: Super sluggish? Oh No, it felt like I just instant cramps.
- 23:15Speaker 4: It's like running with a weight vest on.
- 23:17Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't bog down too much when you're gonna
- 23:19Speaker 1: do And it's not even just the physical I'm sure
- 23:21Speaker 1: it makes it way harder, but anything that, like you
- 23:24Speaker 1: have big steaks that day, mine's just the nerves.
- 23:26Speaker 5: Like I know, like anything that I eat, I'm just
- 23:28Speaker 5: gonna projectile shit out of my ass thirty seconds. So
- 23:32Speaker 5: it's like there's no point of even eating.
- 23:34Speaker 1: No projectile vomit, projectile shit, projectile shit. How can you
- 23:38Speaker 1: even tell if a shit is a projectile?
- 23:40Speaker 4: I can tell you can feel it. You end up
- 23:42Speaker 4: holes in your underwear, well, that one was.
- 23:46Speaker 1: There before it like when someone gets shot with shrapnels,
- 23:49Speaker 1: just like little holes through the sleeve.
- 23:52Speaker 5: The only time I did get I did get nervous,
- 23:54Speaker 5: was like, uh, I was probably like so I filmed
- 23:59Speaker 5: probably like forty five minutes, but I think the plan
- 24:03Speaker 5: was like only to put out say I don't even know,
- 24:06Speaker 5: but like around thirty and so like it was supposed
- 24:10Speaker 5: to be, like I technically like I would I would
- 24:12Speaker 5: end like I wouldn't say anything to the crowd. I'm like,
- 24:15Speaker 5: that's like where it's gonna end. And then I would
- 24:17Speaker 5: just do like some other jokes just to like, yeah,
- 24:20Speaker 5: exactly keep.
- 24:21Speaker 1: The show going.
- 24:22Speaker 5: And at one point, like when I was like, I
- 24:25Speaker 5: like finished up where I thought I was done, and
- 24:28Speaker 5: I like I went to like check my timer and
- 24:30Speaker 5: I was like seven minutes short, and I was like,
- 24:33Speaker 5: oh fuck, I must have been flying in the beginning
- 24:36Speaker 5: of the set. And then we did the second one
- 24:38Speaker 5: and it went back to the regular time. I've just
- 24:41Speaker 5: forgotten some parts. No, I didn't forget anything. I think
- 24:43Speaker 5: I was just going way too fast, Like I was just.
- 24:45Speaker 1: Jacked the nervous. Yeah, do you feel like you're you're like,
- 24:49Speaker 1: don't tell one. I feel like that was pretty fast.
- 24:52Speaker 4: Don't tell one. I was flying flying.
- 24:55Speaker 5: I think the second one of this was like I
- 24:58Speaker 5: thought the first one was like like we got it,
- 25:01Speaker 5: and then the second one everyone was like that was
- 25:03Speaker 5: that was definitely the one yep.
- 25:05Speaker 7: But.
- 25:07Speaker 5: Dude, it was for some reason, like I don't know
- 25:09Speaker 5: what it is. It was so much like, like the
- 25:13Speaker 5: level of nervousness that I was for the Don't Tell
- 25:16Speaker 5: was so much more intense than this, And I think
- 25:20Speaker 5: it's just because like this, it's like you pay for
- 25:23Speaker 5: the whole thing out of your pocket. It's like your taping,
- 25:27Speaker 5: it's your footage. It's all like you can do whatever
- 25:29Speaker 5: you want with it. So it's like worst case scenario.
- 25:31Speaker 5: If it sucks, you're like, all right, well that was
- 25:34Speaker 5: a waste of money.
- 25:35Speaker 4: But like the Don't Tell, it's like, oh, this is
- 25:37Speaker 4: going out. No, this is going out no matter what.
- 25:39Speaker 5: And it's also like if you fuck up a joke,
- 25:41Speaker 5: they're like, we can fly you back out to San
- 25:42Speaker 5: Diego in three months, and you're like, oh my god,
- 25:45Speaker 5: I don't want to have to do that at all.
- 25:47Speaker 5: So you're like, I remember doing the Don't Tell, being
- 25:49Speaker 5: like if I fuck up a single joke like this
- 25:52Speaker 5: is I'm gonna have to come back to San Diego
- 25:54Speaker 5: and redo the joke. And then they were and then luckily,
- 25:58Speaker 5: you know, but this was just like can do whatever
- 26:00Speaker 5: you want.
- 26:01Speaker 1: Cool, Thank god, I'm relieved for you.
- 26:04Speaker 3: Hm.
- 26:04Speaker 1: Me and Francis were worried sick going into it, so
- 26:06Speaker 1: I'm relieved for you.
- 26:07Speaker 4: Yeah, congratulations, thank you and thank you you you had it.
- 26:11Speaker 4: You're taping while Ron had his birthday?
- 26:15Speaker 1: Of course, yes, run it as a homage.
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- 27:28Speaker 1: Run had his big birthday. Yeah, his big birthday, huge
- 27:32Speaker 1: fucking birthday.
- 27:33Speaker 4: Of my taping.
- 27:35Speaker 1: I'm sorry, dude. I tried to get it moved. My
- 27:37Speaker 1: manager said I couldn't. Homeless pimp said I couldn't move
- 27:40Speaker 1: my birthday. Hit you with a late night text. You did, yeah,
- 27:44Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah, you could have kept that shit to yourself. Honestly, Well, you.
- 27:47Speaker 5: Didn't even text me on my birthday, so I figured
- 27:49Speaker 5: maybe maybe keep it a little bit.
- 27:51Speaker 4: I knew it was your birthday the whole damn.
- 27:52Speaker 1: Day you did.
- 27:53Speaker 4: Oh yeah. I opened my eyes and I went, oh,
- 27:55Speaker 4: it's Round's birthday.
- 27:56Speaker 1: You dangling it over me. I mean, I, oh, wait,
- 27:58Speaker 1: I'll wait a little bit, make me sweat. Yeah, I was,
- 28:03Speaker 1: But I mean I posted on Instagram for your birthday,
- 28:05Speaker 1: so did I. Yeah, but after the fact.
- 28:08Speaker 4: I posted, I think you've got that reverse. You posted
- 28:11Speaker 4: on Instagram for his birthday or birthday, and you posted
- 28:15Speaker 4: the day related on my birthday. Wait a minute, I.
- 28:19Speaker 1: Didn't want to make it all about me.
- 28:20Speaker 4: You posted, you posted on his birthday for him I post,
- 28:23Speaker 4: I posted after you sent the text you posted on
- 28:26Speaker 4: his birthday. What'd you post? I posted the same time
- 28:29Speaker 4: as you. What photo?
- 28:31Speaker 1: One of him looking real gay? Oh yeah, okay, oh,
- 28:34Speaker 1: very funny, even.
- 28:35Speaker 4: Gayer than the one of the three of us looking
- 28:37Speaker 4: at the sunset that I posted. No, no, that that
- 28:39Speaker 4: one's good.
- 28:40Speaker 1: That's pure gay, that's all gay.
- 28:42Speaker 5: This was the one because he posted one of me
- 28:43Speaker 5: looking gay on my birthday, I remember. And then I
- 28:46Speaker 5: have one from the same day of him.
- 28:47Speaker 1: Looking at and you were trying your best thing.
- 28:51Speaker 5: I've got the exact same photo that he had of me,
- 28:53Speaker 5: and I posted it on time.
- 28:55Speaker 4: You must have you must have only only straight photos
- 28:58Speaker 4: of me because you didn't post anything on my birthday.
- 29:00Speaker 5: Well, you didn't post anything on my birthday. I'm I'm
- 29:04Speaker 5: I give what's given to me in return. Wow, you're
- 29:07Speaker 5: keeping score.
- 29:08Speaker 4: Yeah, I keep scoring. You're a birthday scorekeeper on the
- 29:11Speaker 4: birthdays especially.
- 29:12Speaker 5: You got to keep score because it's like, I'm not
- 29:14Speaker 5: gonna just throw out like I don't think I've thrown
- 29:17Speaker 5: out an Instagram store for someone in forever.
- 29:18Speaker 1: To be honest, and you're doing it because I did it.
- 29:20Speaker 5: I Roan did it for me, so I said the
- 29:22Speaker 5: tone yeah, and then I had a funny one friend
- 29:24Speaker 5: and you're like.
- 29:25Speaker 4: Let me hold on to it until my engagement is worst.
- 29:29Speaker 4: I'm going to wait till most of my audience is asleep,
- 29:32Speaker 4: and then then Instagram in the morning will be like, well,
- 29:34Speaker 4: it didn't start well, so we're not going to push
- 29:36Speaker 4: it out to anyone now. The people loved it.
- 29:38Speaker 1: When I would say when viral, honestly, people people in
- 29:42Speaker 1: my life asking questions. I've never gotten half a million
- 29:45Speaker 1: views on the story. It was just me looking gay
- 29:49Speaker 1: in a suit, fifty thousand chairs. That was that was damning.
- 29:54Speaker 1: People were really saying, oh, you're the real little sass
- 29:57Speaker 1: and yeah, you know gay stuff. They're giving it to
- 30:01Speaker 1: you bad. Yeah, fucking it damning and embarrassing. But whatever.
- 30:05Speaker 1: Those gay guys are my brothers. They're my gay brothers. Yeah.
- 30:07Speaker 4: I love that.
- 30:08Speaker 5: During the taping, I would just hear like random, like
- 30:10Speaker 5: they're like people, the barstool fans just still don't understand,
- 30:14Speaker 5: like they'll just say anything. They just let out like
- 30:18Speaker 5: random references that no one else it, Like in the
- 30:21Speaker 5: middle of a joke and you're like, Roan, I get
- 30:31Speaker 5: that too.
- 30:32Speaker 4: They're like, where's little Sass. They're like all right, I
- 30:36Speaker 4: don't look after him.
- 30:38Speaker 1: And it will wind up being in like the most
- 30:40Speaker 1: consequential moments of your life, Like you can post like
- 30:44Speaker 1: a wedding picture or something like that, wear Sass. I
- 30:48Speaker 1: thought it would be sass getting married to you. I'll
- 30:51Speaker 1: still get like game with thrown, like what the fuck
- 30:56Speaker 1: has been on the air in like five years.
- 30:58Speaker 5: I have such a vivid memory of doing a spot
- 31:01Speaker 5: at the stand. It was like one of the late
- 31:03Speaker 5: shows in like the main room, and I remember being
- 31:05Speaker 5: on stage. It was like I like, I don't even
- 31:07Speaker 5: think I was doing particularly well, and I remember just
- 31:09Speaker 5: some dude in the front row just looking at me
- 31:12Speaker 5: and going, KB, gonna have that. And I was There's
- 31:15Speaker 5: like ten people in the room, and I was like, bro,
- 31:18Speaker 5: no one else in the room knows what you're talking
- 31:20Speaker 5: about right now?
- 31:21Speaker 1: Did you say that to him in real time?
- 31:23Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 31:23Speaker 5: Yeah, I was like, no one understands that reference except
- 31:26Speaker 5: for just me and you.
- 31:28Speaker 1: I guess that's better than just being like huh.
- 31:31Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true, that's true.
- 31:34Speaker 4: Oh Ron, you finished up your Vegas house stuff. Yeah, yeah,
- 31:39Speaker 4: you want to talk about that at all?
- 31:40Speaker 1: Or not?
- 31:41Speaker 4: Really?
- 31:41Speaker 1: I mean it was yeah, I don't know what there
- 31:44Speaker 1: is to say. I was really just asking these people questions.
- 31:46Speaker 1: If I had lived it, I feel that guy'd have
- 31:48Speaker 1: more experiences. But I was in deep at the end.
- 31:51Speaker 1: Were you?
- 31:51Speaker 5: I was like ready at twelve thirty every day had
- 31:55Speaker 5: to open on the computer.
- 31:56Speaker 1: I saw you in the set and the chat being like,
- 31:58Speaker 1: where's little sass me in the chat? No, I didn't
- 32:01Speaker 1: have the chat.
- 32:01Speaker 5: I didn't have it up because I kept on typing
- 32:03Speaker 5: it in and then it was moving too quick.
- 32:04Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's the worst about those chats. Maybe I
- 32:07Speaker 1: should have had it open just to get questions in
- 32:09Speaker 1: real time from the people.
- 32:10Speaker 4: There wasn't The chat was pretty negative.
- 32:13Speaker 1: Yeah it wasn't.
- 32:13Speaker 5: I mean it wasn't like it wasn't even negative. It
- 32:15Speaker 5: was just like they wanted you to ask questions that
- 32:18Speaker 5: you were just never gonna ask.
- 32:19Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, they always want to They want
- 32:22Speaker 1: questions asked that are never going to ask. Just talk
- 32:25Speaker 1: about the big f situation. What do you want me
- 32:28Speaker 1: to what do you want me to say? What statement
- 32:31Speaker 1: do you want me to make about like any situation. Yeah,
- 32:35Speaker 1: but it was a I cannot believe that those people
- 32:37Speaker 1: did that. Like these are grown ups, like spending eight
- 32:40Speaker 1: days in Las Vegas where they drink from the moment
- 32:44Speaker 1: they wake up until like five am every day.
- 32:48Speaker 5: Bro, even doing that, like even doing that for like
- 32:51Speaker 5: three days.
- 32:54Speaker 4: Dude, Vegas is a two night maximum for me.
- 32:57Speaker 1: I mean, I did Vegas.
- 32:58Speaker 5: Last time I went to Vegas was skank Fest. That
- 33:00Speaker 5: was literally like when I had to I was like,
- 33:02Speaker 5: I gotta stop drinking because it was just like I
- 33:04Speaker 5: had to cancel a flight because I was too hungover.
- 33:07Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, I couldn't even a ye, can't.
- 33:10Speaker 1: Can't operate like that.
- 33:11Speaker 5: Hell, I mean to fly back from Vegas to Chicago
- 33:17Speaker 5: and then go into the office the next day.
- 33:21Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, I mean I used to have I used
- 33:25Speaker 4: to have a joke about the flight home from Vegas. Yeah,
- 33:30Speaker 4: because the contrast between the flight there and the flight home.
- 33:35Speaker 4: Oh yeah, And like the last time I went to Vegas.
- 33:38Speaker 4: I'm not doing the bit, I promise. But on the
- 33:40Speaker 4: way out there, there was a guy who when he
- 33:43Speaker 4: got on the plane, he didn't have a bag. Oh yeah,
- 33:48Speaker 4: And I was sitting in the row behind me, and
- 33:50Speaker 4: he didn't put anything in the overhead and he didn't
- 33:52Speaker 4: put anything underneath him. And the woman next to him
- 33:55Speaker 4: was like, oh, do you you did you check a bag?
- 33:58Speaker 4: And he goes no, and she was like, what are
- 34:01Speaker 4: you doing? Like do you not have anything? You're not
- 34:03Speaker 4: bringing anything? He goes, I plan to win money to
- 34:07Speaker 4: then buy myself closed. He goes, By forcing myself to
- 34:12Speaker 4: win what I need, it'll make me like focus.
- 34:15Speaker 1: He's one hundred gatherer.
- 34:16Speaker 4: Yeah, He's like, if I bring clothes, it makes me
- 34:20Speaker 4: try less hard. It's like bad luck for me.
- 34:22Speaker 1: I know I'm closed.
- 34:24Speaker 4: Yes, just go on with what's in his pockets. That's insane,
- 34:27Speaker 4: that's insane.
- 34:28Speaker 1: Raw dog in a fight, just because you need to.
- 34:30Speaker 5: Win, having to hit Macy's after you're already down twenty k.
- 34:34Speaker 4: Yeah, just start stealing everything.
- 34:39Speaker 5: Yeah, thinking of a pair of fucking Haynes underwear from CBS.
- 34:43Speaker 1: Or just like going through the labyrinth of Vegas to
- 34:46Speaker 1: try to get out to get to a Tjmax, or
- 34:49Speaker 1: trying to find a clothing store that's not like Balenciaga. Yeah, yeah,
- 34:54Speaker 1: that's a tough, tough proposition. But Ella Griff, after eight
- 34:58Speaker 1: straight days, she just w at home and just was
- 35:01Speaker 1: like out at the bar in Chicago like that exact night.
- 35:04Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I mean obviously, like some of those people
- 35:06Speaker 5: are just like built different their lifers.
- 35:08Speaker 1: Yeah, their lifers.
- 35:10Speaker 5: That's not surprising. It like it didn't look like Ela
- 35:12Speaker 5: Griff at any point was like I got to.
- 35:13Speaker 1: Get out of here. Yeah, no anxiety.
- 35:16Speaker 5: Nicky Smokes watching Nicki Smokes crumble was so funny.
- 35:19Speaker 1: Well, it should never happen to him. That's like watching
- 35:23Speaker 1: I don't even know, like a superhero with the cape off,
- 35:26Speaker 1: like seeing him limping down the tunnel, like not being
- 35:29Speaker 1: able to finish. It's like, wait, but you're fucking batman.
- 35:33Speaker 1: He left, he tapped out on the last night.
- 35:35Speaker 5: What did he fly home or he just chilled, he.
- 35:38Speaker 1: Just went to bed. Yeah, he went to fucking bet
- 35:41Speaker 1: at ten o'clock. He just walked down the tunnel like
- 35:44Speaker 1: limping there, following him through the fucking it's brutal.
- 35:47Speaker 4: It's brutal.
- 35:48Speaker 5: Pump can't because he can't beat Nicky Smokes and you
- 35:50Speaker 5: can do that.
- 35:51Speaker 1: Yeah, I had for the brand exactly. He's the one
- 35:54Speaker 1: on day one being like dooritch, I know you're trying
- 35:56Speaker 1: to fucking nap right now? Not cool? Yeah, like get
- 35:59Speaker 1: this shit together. You cannot nap in Vegas.
- 36:03Speaker 5: I do feel like it was crazy how many people left?
- 36:07Speaker 4: Nine people, Yeah, that's insane. Nine the photo of the finale,
- 36:12Speaker 4: it's like five people. I don't know who these people are.
- 36:16Speaker 4: It's like, Annika's really hot guy, Guy's named Brady.
- 36:21Speaker 1: Brady, don't ask like you don't know.
- 36:24Speaker 4: And then and then a couple other people. I'd never
- 36:28Speaker 4: seen Old Finger. I didn't I thought by the way
- 36:30Speaker 4: I thought. I was calling Mooke every day to get
- 36:34Speaker 4: him to to me what was going on, and I
- 36:37Speaker 4: was like, who's this Goldfinger guy? He's like, Oh, he's
- 36:40Speaker 4: the man, He's the man, Dude, he's so great, Like
- 36:45Speaker 4: he's so funny. And then I watched like some of
- 36:47Speaker 4: the clips and I was like, dude, this guy Goldfinger,
- 36:51Speaker 4: I don't know if he's the man. Nothing against him,
- 36:55Speaker 4: but like he's not doing so well. He seems like
- 37:00Speaker 4: he's the child. Yeah, he was in a bad spot,
- 37:04Speaker 4: really bad spot.
- 37:05Speaker 1: That's hell put people in crazy spots.
- 37:11Speaker 5: That's why I didn't understand like Goldfinger like running around
- 37:14Speaker 5: the New York office being like I'm going to be
- 37:16Speaker 5: It was like bro, you're going out there to get
- 37:18Speaker 5: fucking destroyed there. You're going out there to just get
- 37:21Speaker 5: screamed at by your ex girlfriend and Kelly Keeks. I
- 37:24Speaker 5: also thought, yeah, don't get on that flight.
- 37:28Speaker 4: Also finding out that Goldfinger was his real name and
- 37:32Speaker 4: not like some weird fucking suiting him. I was like,
- 37:35Speaker 4: there's no way that his real name is Goldfinger.
- 37:40Speaker 1: From imagine his flight to Vegas, how excited he is.
- 37:43Speaker 1: And then can you get the clip of Kelly Keegs
- 37:45Speaker 1: like backing him down with her chest, Dude, like you
- 37:50Speaker 1: should have taken the charge. Honestly, if he just plants
- 37:52Speaker 1: his feet, that's an offensive foul going the other way.
- 37:55Speaker 5: I just can't imagine, like being I don't know, I
- 37:59Speaker 5: maybe it's because I've been to Vegas, or maybe it's
- 38:01Speaker 5: because I just don't drink. Like you could tell me
- 38:04Speaker 5: anything is waiting for me in Vegas, and still I
- 38:08Speaker 5: would be like, I don't want to go to Vegas, man,
- 38:13Speaker 5: Like I don't want to get on that flight.
- 38:14Speaker 1: No, six hours to fucking Vegas.
- 38:17Speaker 4: I feel the same way about Vegas that I do
- 38:19Speaker 4: about concerts.
- 38:20Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, totally.
- 38:22Speaker 5: I mean, unless you're getting fucking banged up Vegas can be, yeah.
- 38:26Speaker 1: But you almost need that like a last day to
- 38:28Speaker 1: like completely get sober.
- 38:30Speaker 4: Did these people gamble at all? Was anyone going to
- 38:32Speaker 4: the tables playing?
- 38:33Speaker 1: When Tony Smokes was at the blackjack table, I know Mikey.
- 38:36Speaker 1: They say they found Mikey Bets at the blackjack table
- 38:39Speaker 1: at eight thirty in the morning with my tie. He
- 38:42Speaker 1: was like, I've been doing this every day. He has
- 38:45Speaker 1: like a small break where all the other producers were
- 38:48Speaker 1: using the sleep and he would just go to the
- 38:51Speaker 1: electric tables, not even like with the actual dealer that's
- 38:54Speaker 1: the word. Just like playing electric games with a my
- 38:57Speaker 1: tie at eight thirty every morning.
- 38:59Speaker 5: I do with those though, to be honest, I like
- 39:01Speaker 5: the ones where it's like the it's like the feater seating,
- 39:03Speaker 5: Like it's like here like the movies. You're just at
- 39:06Speaker 5: like a booth and you can play whatever you want
- 39:08Speaker 5: and there's just like electronic dealers up front. We got to
- 39:13Speaker 5: get out to Vegas Vegas week.
- 39:16Speaker 1: Yeah, we just do nothing.
- 39:17Speaker 4: Chip. Something happened to me recently that I wanted to
- 39:22Speaker 4: bring to your guys to tell ye, Holy ship.
- 39:35Speaker 1: Object terror.
- 39:37Speaker 4: You can hear the swish of his valor sweatpants.
- 39:42Speaker 1: Did he even argue? Why is he even saying that
- 39:45Speaker 1: walk fully, walk away, walk away? You don't have to
- 39:51Speaker 1: be there? Oh my god, he was like fired up
- 39:54Speaker 1: to get out there for this.
- 39:56Speaker 4: Wait, why is she so mad at him?
- 39:58Speaker 1: I think he maybe through her and she's a backup
- 40:01Speaker 1: back the fuck up? Like, don't you ever get in
- 40:04Speaker 1: my face?
- 40:05Speaker 4: And why was she so mad at him before he
- 40:07Speaker 4: got there? Because he had dated Una?
- 40:09Speaker 1: He was spreading rumors about Una.
- 40:12Speaker 4: Oh yeah, okay, got it. Poor guy. I feel bad
- 40:20Speaker 4: that I said he wasn't the man, which, okay, I'll
- 40:23Speaker 4: I just think he's young. He's a very young guy.
- 40:26Speaker 1: I think, boy, yeah, he probably there's some stuff he
- 40:28Speaker 1: probably wanted to have back that he didn't acquit himself.
- 40:30Speaker 1: The best but tough, tough circumstance to be in. Yeah,
- 40:34Speaker 1: so what happened to you?
- 40:35Speaker 4: But really quick that that show once again captured the
- 40:39Speaker 4: entire interest of barstool.
- 40:41Speaker 1: Nation, of the nation beyond Barstow? Did it?
- 40:44Speaker 4: Really? It went beyond?
- 40:45Speaker 1: For sure? Definitely, I'm wow, signed Francis up.
- 40:51Speaker 4: No, that's not what I'm saying. I would never go
- 40:56Speaker 4: humbly within one hundred miles of that I just it
- 40:59Speaker 4: would I don't know, it would not be something some.
- 41:01Speaker 1: People are built for it and uh, that's not your wheelhouse.
- 41:04Speaker 4: Well, I don't like I don't like partying anymore. I
- 41:06Speaker 4: don't like being out late.
- 41:08Speaker 1: That show is only about partying in confrontation.
- 41:10Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like those are two things that are Yeah,
- 41:13Speaker 4: I'm not it. So I guess my question would be like,
- 41:17Speaker 4: at some point do we just love the format or
- 41:20Speaker 4: at some point are they going to say like wow,
- 41:21Speaker 4: this continues to be my confusion here was that my
- 41:26Speaker 4: impression in the early part of the show was that
- 41:27Speaker 4: it was not going well.
- 41:30Speaker 1: The first day or maybe two, it wasn't like it
- 41:33Speaker 1: was just like all right, like nothing's really happening. You're
- 41:35Speaker 1: looking for a storyline, looking for a storyline, and then
- 41:38Speaker 1: you get like an explosive like Bravo storyline of the
- 41:43Speaker 1: Year storyline. Yeah, the kind of shit you dream about.
- 41:45Speaker 1: But it was a product of a lot of digging
- 41:48Speaker 1: by probably a lot of the producers. Are I see
- 41:50Speaker 1: whoever hosts the show?
- 41:52Speaker 4: Yeah, I got. I was following the parts of it.
- 41:55Speaker 4: I was following bits and pieces. Oh so this is
- 41:57Speaker 4: the third party websiting? Wow?
- 42:00Speaker 1: Yeah, head the head.
- 42:01Speaker 4: Yeah, I saw, I saw the Peyton thing and obviously
- 42:06Speaker 4: and I but I didn't under I didn't know the
- 42:09Speaker 4: origin story of gold things. Yeah, I was gonna say
- 42:13Speaker 4: gold member. Wow. Well, oh my god, I gess, I
- 42:21Speaker 4: can't even. I never even watched this video, no, because
- 42:25Speaker 4: this was like this was mute what everyone was into
- 42:29Speaker 4: and I had a hard time, uh finding it.
- 42:36Speaker 1: You want me to talk.
- 42:37Speaker 7: About it, I will remember when you got wasted at
- 42:40Speaker 7: Pioneers when you were an intern and told me like everything.
- 42:45Speaker 7: I don't think so because I think we are talking
- 42:47Speaker 7: about the same one and we're not allowed to say
- 42:48Speaker 7: the name because it's so damaging.
- 42:50Speaker 1: But you told me that he was dming you with
- 42:52Speaker 1: the super.
- 42:52Speaker 7: Bowl when you were still was okay, but I didn't.
- 42:55Speaker 4: But that we're talking about the rumors that I.
- 42:59Speaker 1: Had sex with this person and I didn't.
- 43:02Speaker 7: You also were like you were engaging in it. So
- 43:04Speaker 7: it's like, this isn't that crazy, Like I don't know
- 43:06Speaker 7: why you're like so because I'm sure this person back
- 43:12Speaker 7: and I said, and you also have a white playing
- 43:15Speaker 7: people that like I know that you have hooked up
- 43:17Speaker 7: with them, like you've told me that night.
- 43:19Speaker 1: And it's just so many people.
- 43:21Speaker 7: The one of probably how you got the job in
- 43:23Speaker 7: the first place.
- 43:24Speaker 4: Yes, I was watching like embedded clips on Twitter where
- 43:30Speaker 4: like you can't even full screen it. Oh, because you
- 43:33Speaker 4: don't have Twitter. Correct.
- 43:35Speaker 5: Yeah, you can't like watch videos on Twitter if.
- 43:37Speaker 4: You don't have the app anymore, and you can't watch
- 43:39Speaker 4: you really can't watch videos on Instagram. If you try
- 43:41Speaker 4: to do anything, it just immediately throws you to the
- 43:44Speaker 4: app store. It's like maybe you want that, and I'm like, yeah,
- 43:47Speaker 4: you're I know your tricks.
- 43:49Speaker 1: The way that people just line up in the background
- 43:51Speaker 1: for this clip, like people are just from point blank
- 43:54Speaker 1: range watching this confrontation go down live.
- 43:56Speaker 4: I do love the burl Wood nice.
- 44:01Speaker 5: That is phenomenal, lovely, Oh my god. And it was
- 44:04Speaker 5: also like this is fucking P Diddy's mansion.
- 44:06Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy. It was the freak It was like
- 44:09Speaker 1: the freak off. That's where like the main Yeah did you.
- 44:13Speaker 4: Wonder that was available? The baggas equivalent of like finding
- 44:17Speaker 4: out someone died in the house.
- 44:18Speaker 5: There's literally like there's like an article there was like
- 44:21Speaker 5: P Diddy had beds on the basketball court and then
- 44:24Speaker 5: it's the same.
- 44:24Speaker 1: Basketball smokes like going off look it. That's where they
- 44:33Speaker 1: were staying.
- 44:34Speaker 4: Damn.
- 44:35Speaker 1: That's where the confrontation between Peyton and Una went down,
- 44:38Speaker 1: right where Diddy's son was hitting his layups, was hitting
- 44:42Speaker 1: mid range jumpers. Wow, good for them, happy for them,
- 44:46Speaker 1: happy for him.
- 44:47Speaker 4: Yeah, they got what they wanted. Did anyone come out
- 44:50Speaker 4: of it being like that was really good for me? Dante? Yeah?
- 44:54Speaker 1: Dante had I love had a great Dante finally got
- 44:59Speaker 1: to his final of like finally being respected for being
- 45:03Speaker 1: the party boy that he is, the man you can hang. Yeah,
- 45:06Speaker 1: Dante is the man.
- 45:07Speaker 4: I've always been a Dante guy. I really have.
- 45:10Speaker 1: How could you not be?
- 45:12Speaker 4: Do you know?
- 45:12Speaker 5: How could you not love Dante? After this weekend?
- 45:14Speaker 1: I was like hard on Dante on one of the shows.
- 45:17Speaker 4: You were digging it, you were you guys were going
- 45:19Speaker 4: at it.
- 45:19Speaker 1: We were going at it. And then he texted me
- 45:20Speaker 1: afterwards he was like what was that? He was like,
- 45:25Speaker 1: was that some like Johnny Foxborough?
- 45:27Speaker 4: Shit?
- 45:29Speaker 1: What's Johnny Foxborough? Is that? When like Bill Belichick was
- 45:32Speaker 1: really tough on Tom Brady.
- 45:33Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 45:34Speaker 1: I tried to look it up and I think it
- 45:36Speaker 1: was like, uh, whenever a moniker used by Bill Belichick
- 45:41Speaker 1: to motivate Tom Brady. He was like, was that some
- 45:44Speaker 1: Johnny Foxborough shit? And it honestly was. I was like
- 45:47Speaker 1: I knew that. He was like the I had the
- 45:49Speaker 1: highest capability of uh making some shit happen.
- 46:03Speaker 4: That. It's crazy.
- 46:07Speaker 1: Wow, he's built in the lab and dad, he responded
- 46:11Speaker 1: to the to the cooking, that's so fucking fuck.
- 46:16Speaker 4: That's awesome. He is the man.
- 46:19Speaker 1: He truly is his nuts wrong, Like what are we doing?
- 46:26Speaker 1: But yeah, it's just what happened to you this weekend. Brother.
- 46:29Speaker 4: So this was actually last weekend, and so in Houston,
- 46:34Speaker 4: I was staying at my hotel. By the way, stop
- 46:36Speaker 4: me if I've already told this story. I can't remember.
- 46:39Speaker 4: But I was waiting for we were going to see
- 46:41Speaker 4: a movie. We went and saw Project hil Mary, which
- 46:43Speaker 4: was great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, did I tell you this already?
- 46:46Speaker 5: We talked about going to see Project hill Mary.
- 46:47Speaker 4: Okay. So move's at a different hotel and he's coming
- 46:51Speaker 4: and I'm on the phone talking to him, and I
- 46:52Speaker 4: have my air air pods in and I'm sitting on
- 46:56Speaker 4: a little wall waiting for him outside my hotel and
- 46:59Speaker 4: this guy comes up to me and he stands in
- 47:02Speaker 4: front of me and he's like got a big smile
- 47:04Speaker 4: on his face. So I just thought he was a fan.
- 47:07Speaker 4: So immediately I was like, hey, what's that man. I'm
- 47:11Speaker 4: on the phone and I go, hey, what's that man?
- 47:13Speaker 4: And he goes he looks at my he looks at
- 47:15Speaker 4: my hand and he's like what why are you shaking
- 47:17Speaker 4: my hand? And I'm like, oh, this guy is not
- 47:20Speaker 4: a fan. This guy has no idea who I am.
- 47:24Speaker 4: And he's really baffled try to shake his hand. So
- 47:28Speaker 4: I was like, mook, I got to call you back,
- 47:30Speaker 4: so hang up, and I go, Hey, what's going on?
- 47:33Speaker 4: And this guy goes, Hi, right. So we got a
- 47:38Speaker 4: car and it's stuck behind a gate. Just stay in
- 47:41Speaker 4: the garage. He's from New Zealand and I immediately was like,
- 47:45Speaker 4: oh my god, where are you from? And he's like
- 47:49Speaker 4: with him new Zealand. And then he got and I
- 47:51Speaker 4: was like, I was just in New Zealand and he's like,
- 47:56Speaker 4: it's great. The problem is to god at the garage,
- 48:02Speaker 4: it doesn't speak it wood of English, not of wood,
- 48:05Speaker 4: and we can't cool the number on the guy. You
- 48:09Speaker 4: need an American fine to do so, and I'm like,
- 48:13Speaker 4: I've got an American phone. Yeah, and I'm like, I
- 48:17Speaker 4: got you. So we start walking and he's wearing all
- 48:20Speaker 4: black and he's wearing a baseball hat and he's got
- 48:22Speaker 4: those like Oakley sunglasses that are like proper baseball. He's
- 48:25Speaker 4: got EyeBlack on, I think, and I'm like, I'm like,
- 48:29Speaker 4: what are you? What are you doing here? He goes,
- 48:32Speaker 4: we play fast pitch softball and we'll hif our world cap.
- 48:36Speaker 4: Oh wow, And I was like, oh my god. And
- 48:40Speaker 4: sure enough I get to the garage there are two
- 48:43Speaker 4: full sprinter vans filled with like jacked dudes from New
- 48:51Speaker 4: Zealand who are all fast pitch softball players, which, first
- 48:56Speaker 4: of all, I only thought women were allowed to play
- 49:00Speaker 4: fast pitch softball.
- 49:01Speaker 5: I guess it's like a step below, just like a
- 49:04Speaker 5: men's baseball league.
- 49:06Speaker 4: I couldn't tell you, let alone, did I know that
- 49:09Speaker 4: there was a World Cup for it? No?
- 49:11Speaker 1: No, Imagine how good it is. Imagine how much unreal, dude.
- 49:16Speaker 4: These guys were like jacked, Like I'm pretty confident they
- 49:20Speaker 4: did a hakka before their game. They're not They're not
- 49:24Speaker 4: fucking around at all. They had EyeBlack on, they had
- 49:27Speaker 4: like yeah, they had that like Samo and like tattoos
- 49:32Speaker 4: and stuff. They were they were serious fucking athletes and
- 49:36Speaker 4: they're packed to the gills.
- 49:38Speaker 1: Were they all from New Zealand?
- 49:39Speaker 5: Yeah, that's hilarious in Houston, that's so funny.
- 49:43Speaker 4: And I'm like, I want to just talk to these
- 49:44Speaker 4: guys about you know what the dude, I'm telling you,
- 49:48Speaker 4: I'm telling you look at the tattoos.
- 49:52Speaker 1: That's so sick.
- 49:54Speaker 4: Maybe that is literally the team. I can't imagine they
- 49:57Speaker 4: have more than one.
- 49:58Speaker 1: You know what's crazy about the Hawka. I've never seen
- 50:00Speaker 1: a dude who's like seems to be embarrassed to be
- 50:03Speaker 1: doing it. No, you know what I mean, Like most
- 50:06Speaker 1: things where you have to do something, it's like all right,
- 50:09Speaker 1: like we have to do it. Like there's someone in
- 50:11Speaker 1: the back, a nephew that just like is gonna half
- 50:13Speaker 1: ascid or roll his eyes, but they're even in the
- 50:16Speaker 1: back row. Everybody's like yeah, but nobody ever, It's it
- 50:24Speaker 1: is very very prideful.
- 50:25Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 50:26Speaker 1: So first off, great New Zealand accent.
- 50:28Speaker 4: It's okay, it was great, but I was probably not
- 50:30Speaker 4: more of an Australian, but phenomenal. I have a hard
- 50:34Speaker 4: time getting the key we quat rote with veils.
- 50:37Speaker 1: But uh so what happened?
- 50:39Speaker 4: Did you? So I I, uh, I get in there,
- 50:43Speaker 4: and uh I call the number on the on the
- 50:47Speaker 4: sort of there's a QR code on the gate, and
- 50:50Speaker 4: again they're there. They have urgency because they're now like
- 50:55Speaker 4: stuck and late to the World Cup of Fast Pitch Softball. Yeah,
- 50:59Speaker 4: and they've all the way to Houston from New Zealand.
- 51:02Speaker 4: So I pull up the QR code and there's a
- 51:04Speaker 4: number and I call the number and it rings once
- 51:07Speaker 4: and then someone picks up and goes hello, and I
- 51:11Speaker 4: was like, no, like introduction as to who they are.
- 51:14Speaker 4: And I'm like, Hi, I'm we're stuck behind a gate
- 51:21Speaker 4: in this garage. Uh and it won't lift and get out,
- 51:25Speaker 4: and he goes, do you have the ticket? And I
- 51:28Speaker 4: wish you could do this guy because he was from
- 51:30Speaker 4: Bangladesh or Pakistan or whatever. And I'm like, my god,
- 51:34Speaker 4: the confluence of a cultures like this dude is used
- 51:39Speaker 4: to to where this team is from than where we are, right.
- 51:44Speaker 4: That really struck me. It's like, you know, and I'm like, no,
- 51:49Speaker 4: I don't think they have the ticket because the guy,
- 51:50Speaker 4: the coach was like, no, we don't have this. Yeah, obviously,
- 51:53Speaker 4: and I'm like, no, they don't have the we don't
- 51:55Speaker 4: have the ticket. I had to keep pretending like I
- 51:58Speaker 4: was part of this. Yeah, And I was like, we
- 52:00Speaker 4: don't have the ticket. I'm sorry, and he was like,
- 52:03Speaker 4: he's like, all right, I will make one exception for you,
- 52:06Speaker 4: but normally you need to have the ticket. And I'm
- 52:09Speaker 4: like okay. I'm like getting the car in the car
- 52:11Speaker 4: in the car, and he he's like great, great, great,
- 52:14Speaker 4: and U and the gate raises and the first car
- 52:18Speaker 4: gets out, and then the second one dropped and I
- 52:21Speaker 4: had to call the guy back and I'm like, hi, sorry,
- 52:25Speaker 4: our second car couldn't get out, and he goes, I
- 52:27Speaker 4: told you I would make one except and I was like, ah, fuck,
- 52:34Speaker 4: I don't know what to say. And he's like, well,
- 52:35Speaker 4: give me your license plate number, and so I give
- 52:38Speaker 4: him the license plate number of the second car and
- 52:40Speaker 4: he's like okay, and he raises the gate and he
- 52:42Speaker 4: goes out. Now both cars stop on the other side
- 52:45Speaker 4: of the gate, and I'm like, wow, I did a
- 52:47Speaker 4: good teat. I feel really good about that. You know,
- 52:49Speaker 4: I like to be an ambassador for America, right. Yeah.
- 52:51Speaker 4: Of course, coach gets out of the fucking truck and
- 52:55Speaker 4: walks back, holding out a twenty dollars bill to me,
- 52:58Speaker 4: Oh wow. I go no, no, no, and he goes my,
- 53:02Speaker 4: it's the lace we can do, and I was like, no,
- 53:06Speaker 4: that will undo the Also, you know how little you
- 53:11Speaker 4: know who I am is is like the antithesis of
- 53:17Speaker 4: me accepting the money.
- 53:18Speaker 1: You should have been like, I've got an opener named Mooke,
- 53:21Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, or I don't know, I got a
- 53:24Speaker 1: guy that could.
- 53:25Speaker 4: I was like, I'm doing well enough in my life
- 53:28Speaker 4: that one that money is irrelevant and two you should know.
- 53:36Speaker 4: But somehow it was like the money, I don't know.
- 53:38Speaker 1: Well, you're at the four seasons first of all, but
- 53:41Speaker 1: second of all, it's like put it towards goldfingers, credit
- 53:43Speaker 1: card debt or whatever.
- 53:45Speaker 4: Dude. Like I just was like please, I want I
- 53:48Speaker 4: want the karma more than I want your twenty dollars
- 53:52Speaker 4: and the guy on the phone.
- 53:53Speaker 1: Like yeah, right what, I'm.
- 54:00Speaker 4: Like, okay. But there's a coda to this story, which
- 54:04Speaker 4: is they leave and I'm feeling good. I tell Mook
- 54:06Speaker 4: the whole story. I actually tried to piece it out
- 54:09Speaker 4: a little bit on stage that night. And a week
- 54:13Speaker 4: goes by and I'm like, whatever, I still thinking about it.
- 54:17Speaker 4: I get a text message. It's an automated message that
- 54:22Speaker 4: says HI, or like whatever this is. You know in
- 54:26Speaker 4: Park Houston, you are being assessed a twenty five dollars
- 54:30Speaker 4: late fee for not paying for your parking ticket at
- 54:34Speaker 4: this garage. What And because I had called the fucking
- 54:39Speaker 4: phone number, I was now linked My phone number was
- 54:45Speaker 4: linked to the lost ticket that was not paid by
- 54:50Speaker 4: the New Zealand Fast Pitch World Cup of Softball team.
- 54:54Speaker 4: And I'm like, all right, there's no world on earth
- 54:59Speaker 4: where they're to pay this ticket. No, no, the they're
- 55:04Speaker 4: not getting the notifications. They don't even have a phone
- 55:07Speaker 4: that can call the number you need. Do I tie
- 55:13Speaker 4: the ribbon on this good deed and pay their parking
- 55:18Speaker 4: ticket and the late fee?
- 55:20Speaker 1: Hmmm?
- 55:21Speaker 4: Do I have to go all the way to the
- 55:23Speaker 4: end in order to earn the full karma instead of
- 55:26Speaker 4: just like somehow letting this languish and a crew continued
- 55:32Speaker 4: late fees that will mount to the degree that like
- 55:36Speaker 4: they'll someday get found through the rental van company and
- 55:40Speaker 4: realize that they owe like maybe hundreds, if not thousands
- 55:43Speaker 4: of dollars, and like.
- 55:46Speaker 1: They'll never come back. They could just never come back
- 55:48Speaker 1: to the US.
- 55:50Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 55:51Speaker 5: I mean the most hear though, for the World Cup.
- 55:53Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck, the most nefarious timeline is they're like, well,
- 55:57Speaker 1: I'm not buying it, Like they just like like fine
- 56:01Speaker 1: in a fucking Yankee And then like they knew that
- 56:05Speaker 1: it was gonna fall on you because they weren't going
- 56:07Speaker 1: to submit their phone number to it.
- 56:10Speaker 4: I guess they have the license plate for the rental
- 56:14Speaker 4: van of the second van. Yeah, they have that license plate.
- 56:18Speaker 4: So the like, when I clicked into the link that
- 56:21Speaker 4: was provided, it was like, here's the rental thing, here's
- 56:24Speaker 4: the bill, and here's your phone number. I wouldn't pay it.
- 56:29Speaker 4: What should I do? I mean, now it's up to
- 56:32Speaker 4: I'm still getting these.
- 56:33Speaker 1: Text you have to pay it because this could I mean,
- 56:36Speaker 1: if it doesn't turf your credit score, it could nuke theirs.
- 56:40Speaker 4: And they're my Kiwi brothers. Yeah, yeah, that might be
- 56:43Speaker 4: the right movie.
- 56:44Speaker 1: I think we got to get this clip viral and
- 56:45Speaker 1: see if we can get this clip all the way
- 56:47Speaker 1: to New Zealand.
- 56:48Speaker 4: Yeah, listen, if you are any members.
- 56:50Speaker 1: Should have taken that twenty dollars bill New.
- 56:52Speaker 4: Zealand Fast Pitch Smile would have paid for at this
- 56:54Speaker 4: point twenty percent of the Yeah, if you remember that team,
- 56:58Speaker 4: you see this, Uh, maybe we could split it.
- 57:01Speaker 1: That's fair.
- 57:01Speaker 4: I don't really know what else to do. I mean,
- 57:03Speaker 4: I will pay it, but just know that you know
- 57:07Speaker 4: you're asking a lot. Now. It's like give a give
- 57:09Speaker 4: a mouse a cookie.
- 57:10Speaker 1: Well, how do they even have your information to be
- 57:12Speaker 1: charging you just because they have your phone number? They're
- 57:14Speaker 1: gonna put a lean on your fucking house over this,
- 57:17Speaker 1: Like what's how do you how are you culpable for
- 57:20Speaker 1: what you call?
- 57:21Speaker 4: Trying to think about that, I was like, do they
- 57:24Speaker 4: they have none of my financial information? All they have
- 57:26Speaker 4: is my cell phone number, But I am the one
- 57:28Speaker 4: getting the late fees. I'll show you.
- 57:30Speaker 5: Maybe you should just call them back and be like, hey,
- 57:32Speaker 5: I'm not connected to this.
- 57:33Speaker 4: I tried, and then it went into a whole automated
- 57:36Speaker 4: thing and I was like, I'm not going to deal.
- 57:37Speaker 1: With yes, Steff, like that, did you give the Indian
- 57:41Speaker 1: guy your social Security number while you were on the phone?
- 57:43Speaker 4: No? No, how funn did you? Is it? By the way
- 57:46Speaker 4: that he picked up and he just went hello, Like
- 57:50Speaker 4: I kind of wish that's how all you know, far
- 57:54Speaker 4: distant land. Customer service was yeah, just hey, take you
- 58:03Speaker 4: let me see this.
- 58:04Speaker 1: Well, you're finding that. I was in Chicago and I
- 58:06Speaker 1: ran into Muke and I was like, Muke, we were
- 58:08Speaker 1: just talking about you in the last episode. Really, I
- 58:11Speaker 1: was out there for the NFL show. I was like, Muke,
- 58:12Speaker 1: we were just talking about you and your time with
- 58:14Speaker 1: Francis out in Houston. And he was like, did Francis
- 58:18Speaker 1: tell you how he bailed on me for dinner? How
- 58:21Speaker 1: he had a secret dinner without it?
- 58:23Speaker 4: That's outrageous. That is outrageous. What a joke that he
- 58:27Speaker 4: would say that. And if he said that, then now
- 58:30Speaker 4: I have no problem like telling the entire story foke,
- 58:33Speaker 4: because I went withheld information that did we talk about
- 58:39Speaker 4: him the girl he met?
- 58:41Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, oh we did. Yeah, Oh okay, but we didn't.
- 58:44Speaker 5: We didn't really withhold much.
- 58:45Speaker 4: Oh okay, then fine, then fair enough. I forgot that
- 58:48Speaker 4: I had told that. Sorry, that's outrageous that he said
- 58:52Speaker 4: I had a I had a dinner plan with Brad
- 58:54Speaker 4: Doalky his wife.
- 58:57Speaker 1: You're with Dowkin his wife. He didn't say that, he
- 58:59Speaker 1: just said his friends.
- 59:00Speaker 4: No, it was Brad, Brad's wife Brad's brother, and Brad's
- 59:04Speaker 4: brother's wife. Five of us definitely didn't know that I
- 59:07Speaker 4: had planned to go on this dinner for like weeks,
- 59:09Speaker 4: even before I had invited Mook to come.
- 59:14Speaker 5: I think he thought it was just you and Brad.
- 59:16Speaker 4: No there, you know about this too, Yeah, because all
- 59:21Speaker 4: four of them were in the green room with us.
- 59:25Speaker 4: That's crazy that.
- 59:26Speaker 5: He would You might want to get you might want
- 59:28Speaker 5: to talk to Mooke, tell him he's not coming on
- 59:31Speaker 5: the road again.
- 59:32Speaker 4: And and and by the way, I treated him to
- 59:34Speaker 4: vi P tickets to uh Project Hail Mary, a limited
- 59:40Speaker 4: pop porn VIP that everyone has I took. I kept
- 59:44Speaker 4: telling him to come meet me for breakfast, which I
- 59:46Speaker 4: would have treated him too. That's He's like, I don't
- 59:49Speaker 4: need breakfast. His first meal of the day is three pm. Yeah,
- 59:53Speaker 4: and a gallon of ice coffee. Yeah. And then and
- 59:56Speaker 4: then it was like, you know, we had drinks at
- 59:58Speaker 4: every night at the Four Seasons. Afterwards, I was getting
- 1:00:01Speaker 4: dirty Martiniz. I was getting them all lubed up so
- 1:00:03Speaker 4: that the four was looked like a five. At least
- 1:00:06Speaker 4: you got him back on the bottle. Bad good. He's
- 1:00:09Speaker 4: drinking like I've never seen. That's what I like to
- 1:00:11Speaker 4: That's what I like to hear.
- 1:00:12Speaker 5: The old video game Saturday night just hammered excellent. Me
- 1:00:16Speaker 5: and Jerry were both on texting him where you at?
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: So you guys were pissed he's drunk?
- 1:00:20Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't put it together that you two are
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: both sober and he's like the third part. So it's
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: like to even hang with both of you guys, he
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: kind of has to be sober. Yeah, I mean, well,
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: you guys were disappointed in him for being drunk.
- 1:00:34Speaker 4: He said, he goes like two weeks off and then
- 1:00:36Speaker 4: he'll get back on the sauce. Yeah. Yeah, but I
- 1:00:39Speaker 4: took him for a drink the first night and all
- 1:00:41Speaker 4: we had was like a night cap. And then the
- 1:00:43Speaker 4: next night he went by himself back to the Four Seasons.
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: We got a little taste.
- 1:00:48Speaker 4: Yeah, and I think he had a number of Oh yeah,
- 1:00:51Speaker 4: once you get one of him, I'm like, dude, that
- 1:00:53Speaker 4: bill must have been quite exorbitant. Yeah, definitely.
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: Yeah, but he was like, well you at the AMEX
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: MX Platinum.
- 1:01:01Speaker 4: Yeah yeah he doesn't.
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: Yeah, it's on your room and the resort credit.
- 1:01:06Speaker 4: Oh, he might have put all the drinks in my room.
- 1:01:11Speaker 4: There was a huge charge for me after and I
- 1:01:14Speaker 4: didn't even look into it. And he was with a date.
- 1:01:20Speaker 4: That would be so funny. He definitely knew my room number.
- 1:01:25Speaker 4: I said it a number of times. I can see
- 1:01:27Speaker 4: him just sitting there being like a room charge. Seventeen
- 1:01:29Speaker 4: sixty leaves with the girl and she's like, where are
- 1:01:33Speaker 4: we going? Are we going upstairs? And he's like, I
- 1:01:36Speaker 4: got another I keep multiple.
- 1:01:37Speaker 5: Heads when it's down the street.
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: Have a flophouse hotel that's also forced. No, I just
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: like the bar here. Oh man, I can't believe he
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: told you that same story.
- 1:01:50Speaker 4: Mook says that he talks to you like every day. Yeah,
- 1:01:54Speaker 4: probably that you guys are always up to speed on
- 1:01:57Speaker 4: each other. Yeah, I mean I already talked to him
- 1:01:59Speaker 4: and Jerry today. I mean and him and Jerry.
- 1:02:00Speaker 5: The thing is, they're just in Chicago together and then
- 1:02:02Speaker 5: they get themselves into trouble and then they call me.
- 1:02:05Speaker 5: M just waking up this morning and they're like, bomb, sass,
- 1:02:10Speaker 5: bomb gotta get you.
- 1:02:11Speaker 4: Got to talk to you a sap.
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: What was it? It wasn't even really that big of
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: I mean, it.
- 1:02:16Speaker 5: Could potentially be a big deal, but I I think,
- 1:02:19Speaker 5: like that's a nightmare text.
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: Who said it? Jerry?
- 1:02:25Speaker 4: Yeah, just like the bottom emoji.
- 1:02:31Speaker 5: But I think, uh, well, I think A, I think
- 1:02:33Speaker 5: Jerry and Muke rile each other up, and then B
- 1:02:36Speaker 5: I think Austin riles them up, and I think they
- 1:02:40Speaker 5: have like A, I think there's like a disconnect on
- 1:02:42Speaker 5: like Austin will say something. I think sometimes a lot
- 1:02:46Speaker 5: of the time it's just to piss them off or
- 1:02:48Speaker 5: scare them, and then they run with it like this
- 1:02:50Speaker 5: is a fact, and it's this is this is gonna happen.
- 1:02:53Speaker 5: So it's a lot of I think we jumped to
- 1:02:54Speaker 5: conclusions a little too quick. But they're definitely they're they're
- 1:02:58Speaker 5: just getting each other fired up.
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: And anxiety building on anxiety.
- 1:03:02Speaker 5: Yeah, Like they're like like Mook and Jerry, they're just
- 1:03:04Speaker 5: coming up with scenarios together, just.
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: Everything where you have to be the one that's calming
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: them down.
- 1:03:10Speaker 5: I'll either calm them down or all make it worse
- 1:03:12Speaker 5: too for fun.
- 1:03:14Speaker 4: No.
- 1:03:14Speaker 5: No, sometimes it's like they'll tell me things and I'm like,
- 1:03:17Speaker 5: all right, well, if that's true.
- 1:03:18Speaker 4: We're fucked.
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: And it never winds up being true.
- 1:03:22Speaker 5: Yeah, or like I mean this one will be well,
- 1:03:24Speaker 5: we'll see, we'll see by the end of the week.
- 1:03:28Speaker 4: Yeah. I guess we're just having.
- 1:03:30Speaker 5: Some issues with the budget for Atlanta.
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: Oh no, what's your Venmo?
- 1:03:35Speaker 5: It's not how that's not it has nothing to really
- 1:03:38Speaker 5: do with that. It's more coming up from uh from
- 1:03:40Speaker 5: up top?
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: Did you see that? They put out goldfingers Venmo and
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: people are like, maybe just to be sure, like has
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: he died or because he had credit card that.
- 1:03:51Speaker 5: Oh yeah, he was gonna shove that thing up his ass.
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: You're gonna put something in his ass.
- 1:03:55Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's when they sent him home.
- 1:03:58Speaker 1: Oh because of that, They're like, you have credit card debt,
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: you gotta go.
- 1:04:03Speaker 5: He had credit card debt, so he was gonna like
- 1:04:05Speaker 5: shove a buttlug a butt plug up his ass in
- 1:04:08Speaker 5: order to have Brianna pay off his credit card debt.
- 1:04:13Speaker 5: But they shut that down quick. I think everyone was like,
- 1:04:15Speaker 5: this might not be the best look.
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: It's like the first episode of the last season of
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: Black Mirror with the guys like.
- 1:04:23Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, that episode's hilarious.
- 1:04:32Speaker 1: It is dark, Yeah it is dark, but yeah, put
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: out drop the Venmo for for the bush. There isn't
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: one dropped mokes in I don't know what it is.
- 1:04:43Speaker 4: At this point.
- 1:04:44Speaker 5: Yeah, we're not We're down enabling Mokay.
- 1:04:48Speaker 4: I spent too much money on Dirty Martiniz last year,
- 1:04:51Speaker 4: the Four Seasons.
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: Yeah, he was the guy on the flight out to
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: Houston being like, I don't have any bags. Yeah, I
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: gotta make money to stand up tonight or else I
- 1:04:59Speaker 1: can't eat.
- 1:05:01Speaker 4: Walking out of that movie theater, he filled up two
- 1:05:03Speaker 4: more bags of Popcorn's dinner.
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- 1:08:03Speaker 4: It's important to remember that even though my entrees, I'm
- 1:08:08Speaker 4: very spartan about I eat desserts in a way that's like.
- 1:08:13Speaker 5: Horrible.
- 1:08:15Speaker 4: There's a pie sitting in my car right now that
- 1:08:18Speaker 4: I was on the drive end today. I was eating
- 1:08:20Speaker 4: with my hands. I was breaking off chunks.
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: You're not a guy who leaves the crust in the pie.
- 1:08:27Speaker 4: Oh my god. The crust on this particular pie was
- 1:08:30Speaker 4: the highlight.
- 1:08:30Speaker 1: It's not the one from upstate that you brought me,
- 1:08:33Speaker 1: the blue barb is it?
- 1:08:34Speaker 4: No? Did you eat that though?
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: Yes?
- 1:08:35Speaker 4: Okay? On pie six months later. That was a really
- 1:08:39Speaker 4: special play that I brought you. And I was like,
- 1:08:42Speaker 4: I really it's.
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: Oh, buddy, buddy, don't worry. That kind of found a home,
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: all right. It's like a puppy adoption, a special one
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: for that one.
- 1:08:49Speaker 4: That was a gift that was to honor that That
- 1:08:52Speaker 4: was one.
- 1:08:52Speaker 1: Of the best pies I've ever had in my life.
- 1:08:54Speaker 4: Yeah, that was from this place out on the North
- 1:08:56Speaker 4: Fork of Long Island that I can't remember the name of,
- 1:08:59Speaker 4: but they're famous for.
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: You will never have that pie that, I fucking promise you.
- 1:09:03Speaker 4: Probably not. Unfortunately, Yeah, you won't because you'd be like,
- 1:09:06Speaker 4: you know, I don't even like those types of pies.
- 1:09:07Speaker 4: You know who makes a great pie? Am Track, those
- 1:09:11Speaker 4: little plastic wrapped single pies.
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: There's nothing better Aimen's pies.
- 1:09:16Speaker 5: I do love a good Amtrak pie.
- 1:09:19Speaker 1: You boys saw that. They tried to They tried to
- 1:09:22Speaker 1: get my boy Trump again.
- 1:09:24Speaker 4: Does anyone believe that? Bro?
- 1:09:28Speaker 5: I was like, I was even talking to my parents
- 1:09:30Speaker 5: about it, and they were like, that was not real, Like,
- 1:09:35Speaker 5: no part of that was real. Like, dude, you couldn't
- 1:09:37Speaker 5: get into the You couldn't get into that. What was
- 1:09:41Speaker 5: the what was the event? White House Correspondent, the White
- 1:09:43Speaker 5: House Correspondence Centner. Yeah, you couldn't get into that without guns. Like,
- 1:09:47Speaker 5: if you had no gun and you tried to get
- 1:09:49Speaker 5: within like ten miles of that, they'd be like, no
- 1:09:51Speaker 5: no way, let alone with multiple guns.
- 1:09:55Speaker 1: Like they close off the whole street for those events.
- 1:09:58Speaker 4: Yeah, and also the fact that he didn't shoot the person.
- 1:10:02Speaker 5: Did they not shoot him?
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: I thought they I thought they did.
- 1:10:05Speaker 4: Oh, I thought the person was alive. Oh.
- 1:10:07Speaker 5: I thought that was the only person that they got
- 1:10:08Speaker 5: that the only I thought, like, he didn't. I thought
- 1:10:10Speaker 5: I might be completely wrong about it.
- 1:10:12Speaker 4: I could be right, but.
- 1:10:12Speaker 5: I thought what happened was that I thought that he
- 1:10:16Speaker 5: got in Like if you see the video of him
- 1:10:19Speaker 5: just running through the security, he just like sprints through
- 1:10:21Speaker 5: security and then they get him. But I don't know
- 1:10:23Speaker 5: if they shot him or just tackled him.
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: Yea, it looked like Francis trying to get to the
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: dude for me, and.
- 1:10:28Speaker 5: Then like there's like inner Like I remember like we
- 1:10:30Speaker 5: was going like while it was because it was in
- 1:10:32Speaker 5: between the early and the late show for my taping,
- 1:10:35Speaker 5: and I remember watching it and they were like they're
- 1:10:37Speaker 5: doing an interview with someone and they were like they
- 1:10:40Speaker 5: were like, it was just we just heard a really
- 1:10:41Speaker 5: loud noise, like someone dropped a plate, and it was like,
- 1:10:47Speaker 5: I think there's a pretty big difference between someone dropping
- 1:10:49Speaker 5: a plate and someone shooting a gun in terms of
- 1:10:53Speaker 5: sound level.
- 1:10:54Speaker 1: You'd be surprised. That's what it sounds like. Bro yeah,
- 1:10:56Speaker 1: that picture of him on the ground is what I saw.
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: But also who took that.
- 1:11:03Speaker 4: Exactly?
- 1:11:05Speaker 1: Who took that exact picture?
- 1:11:06Speaker 4: Someone got down on the ground to give him a
- 1:11:08Speaker 4: three count?
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: Yeah, like the WWE camera. No, it's the guy ringside
- 1:11:14Speaker 1: with the camera.
- 1:11:15Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:11:15Speaker 5: So it's the exact same thing that happens every time
- 1:11:17Speaker 5: it's one of these shootings. There's this random guy and
- 1:11:19Speaker 5: no information on him at all, not if he can't
- 1:11:22Speaker 5: even figure out if he's dead or alive. Right now,
- 1:11:26Speaker 5: he's alive. Yeah, okay, so he's alive. But did they
- 1:11:29Speaker 5: shoot him?
- 1:11:30Speaker 1: No, they shot his picture. They shot his head shot. Uh,
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: that's good photos. The funniest part is that the mentalist
- 1:11:37Speaker 1: was on stage during it.
- 1:11:38Speaker 4: Oh yeah right, really yeah it was.
- 1:11:41Speaker 1: The mentalist was in the middle of doing a trick.
- 1:11:43Speaker 4: He was doing the big he was in the he
- 1:11:44Speaker 4: was in the middle of doing the big reveal to Trump.
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: He was about to say who was going to win
- 1:11:49Speaker 1: the Super Bowl next year? Yeah?
- 1:11:50Speaker 4: Yeah, fuck, I needed that.
- 1:11:53Speaker 1: Wait what the fuck was he gonna say? Finish it?
- 1:11:57Speaker 5: Like, I don't know, I just I just don't see
- 1:12:01Speaker 5: how this person would even have gotten to the hotel
- 1:12:04Speaker 5: where they were having the.
- 1:12:06Speaker 1: Probably did a spin move.
- 1:12:08Speaker 4: Harry. I gotta say, I love what's happening with you.
- 1:12:11Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think I'm wrong there what his
- 1:12:13Speaker 1: third eyes opening up?
- 1:12:14Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm enjoying this sort of blossoming of doubt. Bro.
- 1:12:18Speaker 5: You can't even get into like you can't even like
- 1:12:20Speaker 5: get past TSA if you don't have a boarding pass.
- 1:12:25Speaker 5: And you're telling me that you could run through the
- 1:12:27Speaker 5: security at the Correspondence Center with multiple guns.
- 1:12:31Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, No, I'm with you. I'm starting to come around.
- 1:12:38Speaker 1: So what are we thinking is who do you think
- 1:12:40Speaker 1: is behind it?
- 1:12:42Speaker 5: I mean, bro, Trump like literally announced the day before
- 1:12:45Speaker 5: that he was going to the Correspondent Center for the
- 1:12:47Speaker 5: first time since like twenty fifteen, and then that day
- 1:12:53Speaker 5: something ain't adding up? Did Erica Kirk? You see the
- 1:12:56Speaker 5: video of Erica Kirk running, Yeah, crying.
- 1:13:00Speaker 1: They were flaming her.
- 1:13:01Speaker 4: It's all it's all sigh out.
- 1:13:04Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they should.
- 1:13:05Speaker 5: They should be hading that Oscars for that performance, like
- 1:13:09Speaker 5: they were like, let's get everybody like cash. Betail's sitting
- 1:13:12Speaker 5: in the corner. He doesn't even know what's going on.
- 1:13:14Speaker 1: He ship faced.
- 1:13:15Speaker 4: Yeah, he's just sitting on his phone.
- 1:13:16Speaker 5: Trying to call people, trying to be like, what what
- 1:13:18Speaker 5: the fuck are we doing?
- 1:13:21Speaker 1: I saw the close up videos of everybody like stealing champagne. Afterwards,
- 1:13:26Speaker 1: everybody was just grabbing the champagnes off the table because
- 1:13:29Speaker 1: they had cleared out. What would have happened to that champagne?
- 1:13:32Speaker 1: Can't put it back on ice? Right, it's skunked? Yeah, right, Francis.
- 1:13:37Speaker 4: If the bottles were opened.
- 1:13:39Speaker 1: No, they weren't opened.
- 1:13:40Speaker 4: But I think, I think, and.
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: Then reach hill.
- 1:13:45Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, you don't want to do it more
- 1:13:47Speaker 4: than a few times, or once or twice. I don't know.
- 1:13:49Speaker 4: But like I buy beers at main Beer company in
- 1:13:53Speaker 4: Maine and they were refrigerated, and then I drive with
- 1:13:55Speaker 4: them back to New York, at which point their room temperature,
- 1:13:59Speaker 4: and then I put them back in the fridge and
- 1:14:01Speaker 4: drink them and they're totally fine. Yeah, I don't know.
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: You're drinking beers out here. Yeah, I drink Lambon beers
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: like that.
- 1:14:07Speaker 4: I drink beers out here, really, yeah, sometimes in here
- 1:14:10Speaker 4: out here, it doesn't matter where.
- 1:14:14Speaker 5: Beer We've never seen drinking beer.
- 1:14:16Speaker 4: You never seen me drink a beer?
- 1:14:17Speaker 1: No, I barely don't think I have either.
- 1:14:22Speaker 4: I'm sort of a seasonal beer drinker. I like beers
- 1:14:24Speaker 4: in the summer. Oh who doesn't I like a summer beer.
- 1:14:26Speaker 4: Who don't frozen glass?
- 1:14:29Speaker 1: I'm talking about a shandy or what.
- 1:14:31Speaker 4: No, No, I'll drink you know, a nice like New England.
- 1:14:35Speaker 4: I p a like, not like a hazy one. Those
- 1:14:38Speaker 4: they're a little heavy, but crisp, you know, woods and waters,
- 1:14:43Speaker 4: wolf snack peepers, they're pale ale that I really like.
- 1:14:46Speaker 4: Post ride snack is a great session. I p a.
- 1:14:49Speaker 1: Goddamn, how many of those are I saw Max starting
- 1:14:53Speaker 1: to salvator Max loving it? How many of How many
- 1:14:56Speaker 1: of those are you putting down in a session? Oh?
- 1:14:58Speaker 4: Probably just one or two. And they're just like a
- 1:15:00Speaker 4: dynamic warm up for liquor.
- 1:15:03Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought it was liquor before beer.
- 1:15:07Speaker 1: You're in the clear. Beer before liquor never been sicker.
- 1:15:09Speaker 4: Yeah, it used to be a bit.
- 1:15:10Speaker 5: So when you drink as much as Francis does, it
- 1:15:12Speaker 5: doesn't really matter.
- 1:15:13Speaker 4: No, Yeah, I'm a you can put the cart before
- 1:15:16Speaker 4: the horse, you can put the cart on the horse. Yeah,
- 1:15:18Speaker 4: you know, sometimes I'll mix the beer with.
- 1:15:20Speaker 1: The liquor with the horse.
- 1:15:21Speaker 5: Yeah, he's gonna be he's never gonna be sicker regardless,
- 1:15:25Speaker 5: doesn't matter.
- 1:15:27Speaker 4: No, I'm gonna throw up. I'm gonna throw up, but
- 1:15:31Speaker 4: I'm gonna do it to keep my figure, yeah, exactly,
- 1:15:35Speaker 4: or to keep drinking. I throw up. Sometimes I'll drink
- 1:15:37Speaker 4: the beer first, just so that I can throw That's.
- 1:15:40Speaker 1: Why Francis's one finger is a little bit crooked to
- 1:15:42Speaker 1: really get down to the.
- 1:15:43Speaker 4: Bottom, like a pipe cleaner, to really get it.
- 1:15:46Speaker 1: But he can make himself throw up. Exorcist. Ye, hit
- 1:15:51Speaker 1: that little speed bag.
- 1:15:52Speaker 4: In the back, roan. How's the how's the EP doing good?
- 1:15:58Speaker 1: Yeah? You happy with it? Yeah? It's fun, fun to
- 1:16:00Speaker 1: put out. Just a hobby.
- 1:16:01Speaker 4: Yeah, you put it out on EP.
- 1:16:03Speaker 1: Yeah, put out some music that's amazing. I just as
- 1:16:05Speaker 1: a hobby.
- 1:16:06Speaker 4: Where do I find it on Spotify? Yeah?
- 1:16:08Speaker 1: On Spotify?
- 1:16:09Speaker 4: Yes. Congratulations.
- 1:16:11Speaker 1: I don't even think it's a congratulations thing. I think
- 1:16:13Speaker 1: it's more just like, uh, well, I guess I'll take congratulations.
- 1:16:17Speaker 4: It's amazing, Thank you. How many songs are there?
- 1:16:20Speaker 1: Five songs? Fifteen minutes? Quick listen?
- 1:16:22Speaker 4: Wow, where'd you do that?
- 1:16:25Speaker 1: Philadelphia? Recorded in Philadelphia? Recorded it all in Philadelphia. Some
- 1:16:29Speaker 1: beautiful instrumentation. The guy who made it is dude, Rick
- 1:16:31Speaker 1: Frederick is a very talented.
- 1:16:33Speaker 5: Uh, how long did it take? How long were you
- 1:16:35Speaker 5: out there for? Like when were you filming in it
- 1:16:37Speaker 5: or when were you recording it in Philly?
- 1:16:39Speaker 1: This is from uh, this is from years of years
- 1:16:41Speaker 1: of work. Just like a bunch of stuff, you kind
- 1:16:43Speaker 1: of just pare it down. Oh I say, I say
- 1:16:45Speaker 1: pick someone until you think all right. There's some good
- 1:16:48Speaker 1: features on it though. The people who helped me make
- 1:16:50Speaker 1: it are really good. Okay, it's not it's not funny
- 1:16:53Speaker 1: at all. So I wasn't expecting it to this place
- 1:16:56Speaker 1: it where it has a place on this show. But
- 1:16:59Speaker 1: we were the feature Meek Meek mill on there, Lil
- 1:17:05Speaker 1: Wayne my thought. Kanye Nice, who also said that he
- 1:17:11Speaker 1: didn't believe that the shooting was uh was real last
- 1:17:13Speaker 1: night either. He had some very specific ideas about who
- 1:17:17Speaker 1: was behind it.
- 1:17:18Speaker 4: You can get not gonna say who.
- 1:17:20Speaker 5: You can guess it was a Jewish doctor.
- 1:17:33Speaker 1: Well yeah, go check that out. It's called The Crown
- 1:17:35Speaker 1: on Spotify? Is it on Apple to or just Spotify everywhere?
- 1:17:37Speaker 4: Oh?
- 1:17:38Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, fuck yeah cool everywhere. Probably gotta get it
- 1:17:43Speaker 1: on SoundCloud, band camp, of course you can illegally, illegally
- 1:17:48Speaker 1: do whatever you want with it. Y, my catalog is
- 1:17:50Speaker 1: public catalog, so run roughshod with that.
- 1:17:54Speaker 5: Maybe I'll use it for one of my new my
- 1:17:55Speaker 5: new gaming videos that I'm gonna put out.
- 1:17:58Speaker 1: That'd be sick to get an edit to of them.
- 1:18:00Speaker 4: Yeah, that would be cool.
- 1:18:02Speaker 1: Come on, bro, if you're a real friend, you'll do that.
- 1:18:04Speaker 4: I mean, I have, I don't. I don't have.
- 1:18:05Speaker 5: I don't really have much choices for music because I'm
- 1:18:07Speaker 5: not allowed to use any of the copyright music you.
- 1:18:11Speaker 1: Want, I can make you a custom song for it
- 1:18:13Speaker 1: if you want. What kind of ship would it? What
- 1:18:15Speaker 1: would you want to sound like? Black Skinhead?
- 1:18:18Speaker 5: That would be pretty sweet. Could definitely get can definitely
- 1:18:21Speaker 5: get down with that.
- 1:18:22Speaker 1: I know that that's Francis one of Francis's favorites.
- 1:18:24Speaker 4: I really throw weight around when I'm listening. Oh yeah, yeah,
- 1:18:27Speaker 4: I love that. That's that doesn't get it going for
- 1:18:37Speaker 4: me at all? No, no, oh my god, I.
- 1:18:39Speaker 5: Feel like I'm at like a fucking Freddy skate, just
- 1:18:50Speaker 5: two encircles at the rink.
- 1:18:56Speaker 4: You know that is not what Kanye intended for that song.
- 1:19:00Speaker 1: Yeah, that actually could be the most damning thing that
- 1:19:03Speaker 1: if you heard that that got across his desk.
- 1:19:05Speaker 5: I feel like one of those songs though, paying fucking
- 1:19:09Speaker 5: five bucks to go skate at the rink, there's just
- 1:19:12Speaker 5: a bunch of kids out there, boom boom.
- 1:19:17Speaker 1: Put my theme, so I let the black jeans.
- 1:19:23Speaker 4: The one that I really like to work out from
- 1:19:25Speaker 4: that album is Blood on the Leaves. Actually, oh yeah, classic,
- 1:19:28Speaker 4: that one really gets it going. Yeah that's not free skate.
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: No, Yeah, that's fucking Kanye really doing it.
- 1:19:39Speaker 4: Cool, sweet, yeah, good at fun. I'll be in San
- 1:19:45Speaker 4: Francisco this weekend at Cobbs. Yeah, it's gonna be fun. Actually,
- 1:19:50Speaker 4: really excited for those shows. Cobbs is a blast. Yeah, sick.
- 1:19:54Speaker 4: Come check it out. Tickets at Punch Up Dot Live,
- 1:19:57Speaker 4: Slash Francis ELUS. Thanks.
- 1:20:01Speaker 5: Oh if you are or when is this coming out Thursday?
- 1:20:04Speaker 1: That doesn't matter. What are you gonna say?
- 1:20:08Speaker 5: I was gonna say the Bush Watch watch the Bush
- 1:20:10Speaker 5: Elite on Wednesday, but I'll just do a.
- 1:20:12Speaker 1: Tweet or something or good hm hm