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MichaelAngelo Said What?  And I Might Be Having a.... · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: Michael said, what and I might be having a baby.
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  Speaker 1: It's One More Thing.
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  Speaker 2: One More Thing. Whoa wow, it's a Katie Green lead
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  Speaker 2: One More Thing podcast. Very exciting. As a man who craves.
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  Speaker 3: Leisure, I appreciate Katie taking. Now I'm here, I will
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  Speaker 3: just enjoy all right.
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  Speaker 1: So for starters, we have received numerous requests to me,
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  Speaker 1: at least on Twitter, on Facebook, and also my Instagram
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  Speaker 1: for people that are saying that they've always heard Jack, Joe,
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  Speaker 1: and myself curse on this podcast, but they've never heard Michael,
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  Speaker 1: so they want to hear Michael cuss.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if I've ever heard Michael curse in
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  Speaker 2: real life.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I have either.
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  Speaker 4: Oh I'm sure I have.
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  Speaker 2: Do you curse, Michael?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I mean occasionally, I mean not all the time, but.
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  Speaker 2: They come kicky in the shin. See what you say.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'd like for you to pick your flavor and
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  Speaker 1: just go for it because the people want it.
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  Speaker 4: All right. We got damn hell, it's a good one.
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  Speaker 4: And then I'm gonna shock you with this racial slur.
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  Speaker 2: But honky, okay, so Michael is cursed. We've satisfied that meat.
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  Speaker 2: We've scratched that itch.
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  Speaker 3: That's some some, but not a single one that I
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  Speaker 3: feel like that's baby curses.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Michael, I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't.
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  Speaker 3: I am not in favor of this. By the way,
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  Speaker 3: if you don't want to hear a part an innocence
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  Speaker 3: of spirits Sully him harlots, if it makes you uncomfortable, Oh.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no, I could do it anytime. But I mean,
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  Speaker 4: it's just I just think it's the idea is so silly.
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  Speaker 4: But you know, all right, you want me to get
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  Speaker 4: a drum roll or something like yes, yes, listen.
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  Speaker 1: We talked before the show about this, so I made
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  Speaker 1: sure I wasn't like crossing any lines.
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  Speaker 2: I like, okay, okay, what I mean, I like the
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  Speaker 2: idea of a drum roll.
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  Speaker 1: That's let's get let's get like that.
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  Speaker 4: All right, let me grab a drum roll first. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: I think of the dirtiest word I could ever say.
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  Speaker 2: No, don't do that.
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  Speaker 1: Just to be clear, those those first three were bullshit, Michael.
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  Speaker 2: Those were pretty low level.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, well, I'm grabbing the drum roll coming coming.
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  Speaker 1: This is terrible. I know it's not. Well, then you
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  Speaker 1: know here we go, all right, you do the.
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  Speaker 4: All right here we go.
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  Speaker 5: Ship, Yes, all right, I made my dad.
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  Speaker 4: There you go.
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  Speaker 1: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 2: That is some entertainment right there?
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  Speaker 4: Am I going to the restaurant?
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  Speaker 1: Throw up?
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  Speaker 3: Now? Okay, that's part Well, you betrayed everything that makes
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  Speaker 3: you you.
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  Speaker 2: I hope you're pleased prostituting yourself? Like that's how are
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  Speaker 2: you going to look your mom in the eye? Do
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  Speaker 2: you kiss your mom with that mouth? I can't anymore?
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  Speaker 1: So?
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? Part two Katie.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So if I become a little honre at the
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  Speaker 1: beginning of May, you guys will know why. I've talked
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  Speaker 1: about how I was hoping this year to have a
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  Speaker 1: kid and we have decided that the end of May
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  Speaker 1: is going to be when it happens. I have a
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  Speaker 1: kidney disease that is fifty to fifty percent hereditary, and
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  Speaker 1: I've found a doctor who is going to take all
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  Speaker 1: the eggs out, genetically test them and find out which
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  Speaker 1: ones have the kidney disease and which ones don't. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: they can do that, They can do that. Wow, And
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  Speaker 1: science is every day. It blows my mind. So they're
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  Speaker 1: going to take those eggs. They are going to put
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  Speaker 1: Dru's little swimmers in those guys, and then we are
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  Speaker 1: going to artificially inseminate, as they say, at the end
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  Speaker 1: of May.
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  Speaker 2: Well, so you don't get to have sex.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I get to have sex whenever I want, Jack.
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  Speaker 2: But not for creation reason.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't for okay. There are several reasons why
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  Speaker 1: that doesn't work for me. Okay, and it all has
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  Speaker 1: to do with my health.
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  Speaker 2: Situation, gotcha, Sure, yeah, enough said.
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  Speaker 1: But so the fact that the doctor, I'm gonna so
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  Speaker 1: at the end of May, I'm going to start taking
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  Speaker 1: a medication and for ten days I will be on
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  Speaker 1: that medication, and then I will be going into the doctor.
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  Speaker 1: They're going to do the procedure where they take the
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  Speaker 1: eggs out and then they're going to find the good
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  Speaker 1: ones and put one in and freeze the rest, and
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  Speaker 1: we're going to try until.
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  Speaker 2: It takes interesting. Wow, is this the sort of thing
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  Speaker 2: Trump was trying to ban?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, damn it Trump. No, it's not. No, but
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  Speaker 1: hopefully this time next year I'll be pregnant and cranky.
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  Speaker 2: Well yeah, maybe quite a bit sooner than that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, or actually no, I don't math. Well, so I'll
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  Speaker 1: probably have a baby by this time next year. If
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  Speaker 1: it works.
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  Speaker 2: Right off the back. I don't know if you're just
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  Speaker 2: stating an elephant, but if it's a baby humans jacks.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. But yeah, wow, the fact that
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  Speaker 1: this doctor has the ability to and there are other
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  Speaker 1: genetic issues like she she did a test on both
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  Speaker 1: Drew and I and he tested, I believe high for
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  Speaker 1: muscular dystrophee wow. And I tested high for polycytsic kidney disease,
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  Speaker 1: which is what I have. And then uh, something else
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  Speaker 1: I can't remember us.
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  Speaker 2: Does everybody do this now or is this some because
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  Speaker 2: you've had health problems like I didn't. We didn't do
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  Speaker 2: any of this stuff. But I mean it was fifteen
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  Speaker 2: years ago and times change.
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  Speaker 1: So polycystic kidney disease is a hereditary condition, but no
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  Speaker 1: one in my family has it. I'm what's called a
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  Speaker 1: mutated gene. Shocking. Uh, And so I decided to go
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  Speaker 1: this route because it's a fifty to fifty chance.
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  Speaker 2: But so why why why did they check your husband?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, is it, like my question, is this just routine?
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  Speaker 4: Now?
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  Speaker 2: Does everybody do this?
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  Speaker 1: Well, if you're going to go through genetic testing, they
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  Speaker 1: test the partner as well.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so did insurance cover this? Or do you pay
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  Speaker 2: for it yourself?
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  Speaker 1: Save saved for a long time.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you pay for yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Interesting, a lot of saving going on here. But they
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  Speaker 1: they tested Drew, they tested me, So they're gonna just
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  Speaker 1: take all those eggs out and and take his sperm
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  Speaker 1: and test everything and find out what's good, what's not,
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  Speaker 1: put it together, and then that process starts at the
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  Speaker 1: end of me. Wow, And I'm very.
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  Speaker 3: Excited and and and yeah, well we're excited for you
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  Speaker 3: and amazed by the science.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, is that incredible? It is? It is amazing.
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  Speaker 2: And since Joe and I have been through the experience,
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  Speaker 2: we know that we can count on some real mood
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  Speaker 2: swings coming our way. Yes you can, which will be
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  Speaker 2: awesome for the radio.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you got And you know what you guys have
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  Speaker 1: been I mean, I've been here for two years, so
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  Speaker 1: you guys have been with me through multiple mood swings,
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  Speaker 1: and I can only they're gonna get worse.
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  Speaker 2: Not like pregnancy mood swings.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be hungry and mad, My ankles are going
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  Speaker 1: to be swollen.
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  Speaker 2: We'll be terrified. Yeaied, And I'm looking forward to that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, imagine, Drew, he's got to live with me, right.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I don't have to imagine it's sweetheart. I've bought
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  Speaker 3: that ticket and taken that ride many times, several times.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, uh yeah, Yeah, that's absolutely fantastic. And we're so
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  Speaker 2: pro child around here. That's very, very cool.
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  Speaker 1: So I was thinking, maybe I can do the whole
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  Speaker 1: labor thing on the air, make a whole segment out
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  Speaker 1: of it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that great radio. Yes, yeah, Facebook Live. So we're
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  Speaker 3: pro child. You can tell by how childish we are.
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  Speaker 3: We're just trying to you know, right.
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  Speaker 1: So you guys worked in San Francisco at the same
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  Speaker 1: time that I was there on KSFO. Did you guys
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  Speaker 1: come into the building after the placenta had been put
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  Speaker 1: in the microwave?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, don't don't recall that story, all right? Oh no,
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  Speaker 2: wonder my hot chocolate tasted funny?
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  Speaker 1: That would be it. So we shared a building with
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  Speaker 1: a beautiful rock station based out of San Francisco. In
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  Speaker 1: the morning show, there had a dear friend of mine
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  Speaker 1: who had a baby, and she decided to bring her
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  Speaker 1: placenta into the studio.
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  Speaker 3: This is where she's gonna make me sick and I
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  Speaker 3: don't know why.
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  Speaker 1: And she brought it because you might have put your
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  Speaker 1: hot pocket in there, Joe, that might have been it.
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  Speaker 2: Why did she bring it in just to show people?
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  Speaker 1: Or uh no for the show, which is absolutely right
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  Speaker 1: along the vein of something I would do. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you know, she brought it in and for whatever reason,
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  Speaker 1: the host went, hey, let's cook it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, what the what?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he stuck it in the microwaves.
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  Speaker 2: Do this it's a thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and uh somebody on the show took a bite.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you're killing me.
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  Speaker 3: That's so I'm gonna try it.
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  Speaker 1: It is.
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  Speaker 2: I do know that culturally, some cultures do this. It's
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  Speaker 2: like very regular.
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  Speaker 1: This had jack f to do with culture. So basically,
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  Speaker 1: the placenta got cooked in the microwave. The higher newsroom
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  Speaker 1: and the KSFO studio, Oh my lord, wreaked of whatever
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  Speaker 1: the hell that was. I think the show had to
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  Speaker 1: purchase a new microwave.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, so sickening. I think we're not going to do that.
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  Speaker 2: I think we do it. Did I dream this? Did
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  Speaker 2: we talk about it? Do we actually do? I think
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  Speaker 2: we actually buried ours with a tree we planted.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's cute. Okay, Jeck's looking at me like it
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  Speaker 1: was us.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I thought maybe you'd remember me talking
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  Speaker 2: about it all. Ye yes, I do.
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  Speaker 3: That does sound familiar.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I knew you guys worked together, but yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know you guys were like doing it actually
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  Speaker 1: had five beautiful children together.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's time to, like Katie, come clean about
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  Speaker 3: the whole process.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, Dad, you know this.
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  Speaker 3: Is why Katie. I won't eat polenta because it sounds
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  Speaker 3: too much.
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  Speaker 2: Like Oh, come one for me, one hundred percent true.
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  Speaker 2: I will not eat polenta because it sounds like placenta.
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  Speaker 2: It's a grain, no matter, right, I can't do it.
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  Speaker 2: That's dumb.
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  Speaker 3: And I will beef either, because it's just one t
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  Speaker 3: away from being that's I have hot dogs. I eat
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  Speaker 3: hot dogs if I want.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds like uranus, which Jack apparently is very close
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  Speaker 1: to being able to see.
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  Speaker 2: Part this is so stupid. Anyway, Well, congratulations. Let's end
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  Speaker 2: on that note. Congratulations, and that'll that'll be fun for
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  Speaker 2: the show because we get to talk about the whole.
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  Speaker 2: You know, if you're if you're lucky, you've been through
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  Speaker 2: this before, the whole getting pregnant, being pregnant, having a baby,
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  Speaker 2: baby stop for this will be great for years to come.
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  Speaker 2: This is like, you know, it's an aging sitcom. We've
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  Speaker 2: been doing this for a long time. We need to
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  Speaker 2: bring in as somebody with a baby.
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  Speaker 3: Note see now it's about him, I know, the show
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  Speaker 3: out the show, and not about you and beautiful child.
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  Speaker 2: As you know how much the salespeople are gonna like this,
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  Speaker 2: you need a baby stuff.
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  Speaker 3: I disavow, I disavow.
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  Speaker 5: Now.
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  Speaker 1: I will say one thing I'm going to struggle with
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  Speaker 1: is I was already at what my mom at there
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  Speaker 1: not my mom. I'll leave my mom out of this
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  Speaker 1: what my dad and I call a bob, which is
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  Speaker 1: a big old bitch. I was two hundred and ten pounds.
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  Speaker 2: I lost all the weight, that's right, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And so getting pregnant is it's gonna be a show.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna have fun with this, guys. I think.
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  Speaker 2: Your relatable. Yes, it'll all work out, I hope.
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  Speaker 1: So thanks, thanks dads.
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  Speaker 2: Probably that is fantastic good news for the show. Oh well,
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  Speaker 2: I just avow.
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  Speaker 4: I was gonna tell the story about getting a tropical fish,
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  Speaker 4: but Katie blew.
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  Speaker 2: That's a lovely fish. So Michael, very graceful and congratulations.
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  Speaker 4: Well I guess that's it.