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#343 We Don't MANAGE TIME the Same · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  What up? And welcome back to another episode of that We Don't Smoke the
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  Same podcast. Thank you so much for joining us here on the wake and
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  bake sale, to everybody who has been waiting patiently for the show to start,
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  and everybody who joined us on the pre show. Joining me is my
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  Toxic Guy's co host, the one and only XG subdog. I'm full.
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  Everybody's here is toxic. Before the show started, everybody was all hyped up.
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  I don't know what you're talking about. Come on, rights for every
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  fool. We all eight usually at an empty stomachs on Saturdays. I feel
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  great. And the reason we're the reason we're all full is let's go ahead
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  and clap it up for Bart's barbecue. Came through and fed us with some
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  fire. Came through and fed us with some fire today, like literally some
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  barbecue, chicken, some some some scramble, what is it mix? Just
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  like overall some good quality food. And I was we were all happy to
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  just have some. And uh, let me tell you, man, if
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  that's what you guys are get a meal, perhaps my protein. I don't
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  know how much weight you guys are gonna lose, but you guys are gonna
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  be happy, like, I'll tell you that much. Yeah, I'll tell
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  you unless it's like a special edition one. But yeah, that person munching
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  down and joining us, it's our guest A plus products, Jane. What's
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  happening. What's happening? What's happening. I feel like I feel like you've
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  been able to hang out with a lot of a lot of your own kind.
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  Yes, yes, like I never seen I've never seen that because you're
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  talking, there's not that many Italians in the La bro Like, it's very
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  hard. If they are, they're like, it's like we get like one
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  Kelly Blaze per one hundred friends. Yea, yeah, so I'm like yeah,
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  Like lately I'm like he's like, yo, it's like he made up
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  with the rest of the good feathers, Like, yeah, he got sorrows
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  here. You hang out some borrows blasphemy. Yea's good talking about the journey.
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  They got some good ziti. You do look like, how do you
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  look a little forward? You know what I've been eating? Good? You
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  gotta insold him like that. That's very affect for me for me to be
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  hungry through someone's I G saying something, have you been food here and there?
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  I've been going to a lot of Italian Okay, I see those restaurants.
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  Have you Have you been to Deer Drones yet? Not yet? I
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  wanted to go with you, Okay, all right, all right, I'll
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  hit you up next time. Next time. He's good. I mean,
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  it's not even just the stakes. It's like they got this chicken parm they
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  got other Italian stuff. They even got the seafood twist on there, okay
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  with the fucking the clam and the dabs or whatever, and shit, I'm
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  like, it's fired, bro. But who's the chef that you tagging that's
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  wearing your house? I clicked on him. He makes the Italian food.
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  He goes, oh that's cujeene. Yeah. I don't know. He's like
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  pretty big on Instagram. He but he makes me hungry. Yeah. He
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  like he'll do play by plays or like breakdowns on like how to make like
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  pasta or sandwiches. But at the same time, I'd be like, oh,
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  look at the size of this role. It's about the size of the
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  assists. Ass just like going on about different recipes and all that. He's
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  cool. People's you know, you can find him on the whole TikTok I
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  like that he he linked up, but everybody also, welcome back. Ray.
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  What's going on? You gotta mic this time? Yeah? Yeah,
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  oh yeah we have them? Remember it works? Is that because? Is
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  that because of the thing I bought? Yeah, the splitter? Oh yeah,
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  now we have more mics and I'm splitting with Rocky. Y'are splitting.
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  It's the month of June. You know, reparations. This is like the
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  tenth joke you said about that. That's kind of sussext Hey, you want
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  to keep talking about this reparations, dude, that's what they're splitting. Juneteenth
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  Happy for you, Rock. June is just a crazy, crazy month.
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  It's Rock's birthday all that June. Well, what's weird is yeah, Like,
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  I'm from Texas and they didn't teach us about Juneteenth when I was growing
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  up. I went to MLK Elementary and I didn't even know about juneteent Bro,
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  Like I know that I have a dream shit though. I mean I
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  know that one, but Bro, for a while, I knew that shit
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  for like like thirty seconds. Bro, I didn't know about June tea until
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  at least two thousand, you know, twenty ten. And it's just because
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  there was not taught in schools and like leave Texas for a long time,
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  and it was just I feel like, I don't feel ashame because I don't
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  feel like I was like naive intentionally, but I'm definitely like mildly embarrassed that
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  it took Are you from like the Leehaw part of Texas? Kind of?
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  I mean I lived in Austin for for about half my time there, but
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  I'm originally from I mean, you, what the fuck you think? He's
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  Sandy from fucking Spongebobs, Like, yeah, bro like bills from that apart.
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  I bet my grandparents have a farm, like I rode bulls and cows.
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  Did your family have a farm? Mill? Okay, well never mind,
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  he's not tex He's like from fucking He's from the Righteous Gemstones part of
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  the Texas Yea, I swear to God? Yeah all right? But yeah,
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  yeah, I do come partially from Yeehaw Texas. Yeah, Like I
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  grew up on a farm, you know, for part of my life Austin.
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  You know how to do farm things a little like milk a cown.
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  Shit. Oh no, I never had to milk cows, but like,
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  you know, I know to like clean up after all, I know,
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  I don't know. I said, I talked. I said farm shit for
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  you because I'm like, you know how to do pist the basic farm shit.
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  Yeah, but it's like because it's like for like I don't know,
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  there's different because the Latinos there's like, hey, Red, if you're a
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  city person, you're from the city, bro. But then there's scampo Latinos
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  and those are way different Latinos than like city Latinos. Bro. Would you
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  milk a cow? Like if Bill and I just went to like if if
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  somebody showed me how to do it once because I don't want to be hurting.
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  The bitch is titty. You just kind of squeeze down, but I
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  gotta grab lightly. You know, it's treated like a lady. Have you
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  done? Treated like? I've never milked anything? It is you can't look
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  dick, You thin you can do milkle Dick does come out of it.
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  He's like, I only milk myself exactly. Apples every time my coffee needs
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  creamer. Here's your coffee's I learned. I learned a new Mexican word the
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  other day, or Latino word. What does what does chun team mean?
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  You heard of that? Like it's not retarded, but it's like, oh
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  damn no, like I heard, it has to do with someone like something
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  how they dress or someone dresses or exactly it's like tacky. Okay, yeah,
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  it's like a cowboy. Yeah, an d hardy shirt and ned hardy
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  shirt thing. Or like if you don't match shirting colors, Like if you're
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  matching blue and green and you're like, you know, those colors don't go
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  together. You're like foo, you're dressed like such a tooth. Here's a
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  perfect example, and he knows I'm talking about. If you see a dark
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  skinned bitch with blonde hair, unty, like a Mexican with blonde you know,
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  the Mexicans got blind. You're like, yo, your blonde, don't
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  go go with you dark as Mexican. Yeah, you're looking very tune.
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  Tea, my dear, I don't know if I could get away with that,
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  something like don't do it, don't do it. It's a little race
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  came out, came out a little race, Tommy, Can you roll your
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  arms? Oh yeah, okay, he can eat pussy, he can't eat
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  the Maybe that's what Colton needs. Maybe Colt is never ate pussy. We
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  gotta have we gotta have him on the show and ask him these questions.
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  Bro, roll your arms. I'd be like, what is it? Bro?
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  Like what happened to you? How how come we having adapted to the
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  city? Like, Bro, like you're like parents Hilton when she went to
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  like the farms and ship, But like you remember that that show? When
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  is it? I saw that whole series when I was a kid when they
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  came Richie, that's Lie Richie's daughter, right, yeah, yeah, did
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  you see what she said? Did she see what Richie Nicole? Richie said
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  one time on live TV? Yeah, he's like you like Michael Jordan or
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  Kobe Bryant. Yeah, I want him to fuck me? He say like
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  that, Yeah she did. They're hot. She said she she wanted to
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  get fucked. She said that she can say the effort on TV on a
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  basketball game. She didn't say I want to have sex with them, but
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  I wish. Yeah, but she literally literally she pulled that like, uh,
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  like an time you wouldn't let Kobe Bryan bony Yeah it is June,
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  like June and he's dead, so I can't just so it doesn't matter just
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  for June. Remember when they tried to accuse that fool of rape, were
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  like, come on man, this cold yeah, like like was the timing
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  on that ax? I mean, but he got he what is it?
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  What did he do? He was in thee off. He paid someone off,
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  So to me, when you pay someone off, not saying you didn't
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  do it, but but the bitch had seventeen other seamans inside of her though,
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  Like he was just there for the train, bro, Like they ran
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  a train on this bitch and that's what happened, bro, Like I'm just
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  how do you how do you end up with other seventeen nuts in your play?
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  They settled, that's what it's called. They settled. Yeah, they
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  settled, yeah, which is trying to get anybody, bro. And then
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  she was like I got the baby goat over here and then she yeah.
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  And then she's like I'm gonna pull this car because she wasn't gonna pull that
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  hard on Dwight Howard. Who the fuck is Dwight Howard? Bro? You
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  know what I mean? Like she had like eighteen other seamen samples in her
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  brow. She was a certified Did you see the ring? He did?
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  You see the ringbe about his wife? After all that happened, he had
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  to damn, bro, please baby take me back like ten ten black kids
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  farming for dying? Yeah, what's her name? Vanessa Bryant, Damn the
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  Goat's wife. Do you think she's gonna be single forever? You think anyone
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  can? Cannot think anyone? I can have a theory about this thing.
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  So I've been thinking about this for a while, bro, like like like
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  like what's his name? Like what's his name? Nipsey Hustle's wife and and
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  van Yeah? All right, So I think that from now on, if
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  whenever who they do, choose to get a bob with somebody, it has
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  to be so private because the backlash from who they used to be with love
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  for has such a strong fan base that like, for example, Nipsey Hustle
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  his wife. Yeah, they can't. She can't take nobody just in the
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  in the public, guy, you don't think you don't think that Jonah Hills,
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  like, I don't want to be around black people right now, bro,
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  just like she kept to that movie he made with her, like where
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  he's voting her. Doesn't she have a kid with little Wayne too? Dip
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  she's she's wife or something. I don't know about that. Yeah, I
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  thought all I knew they dated at one point. I couldn't imagine trying to
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  date Vanessa Brian. They're trying to out do Kobe for sure. She can't
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  date another basketball player, like like, you ain't gonna be as good as
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  Kobe. Yeah, she definitely can't. Think she gotta Lauren London. Like,
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  if Lauren London's ever gonna vote her, she is voting somebody, and
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  it has to be on some secret level ship bro where like nobody could choose
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  to see because it puts her in jeopardy, bro just because her ex's fan
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  base was so crazy, you don't think there's gonna be a Rolling sixties because
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  they'll be like, yo, that's that's because that's because lady. They do
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  have his son together, Lauren London and little Wayne. Oh damn that is
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  that's her baby daddy. Ye ye, But do they have the world smile
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  Louisa Tombage by mischief? I mean they should. What do you think about
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  that time? Wait? When did that come out? It's like about the
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  size of like those drug dealer baggies. But it's no, no, it's
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  smaller than a grain's let's talk about the size of a grain of salt.
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  How much were they selling that for it's a charity thing that you rock wants
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  it? Yeah, I mean how much are they selling it? Louis.
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  It's a charity so there's no sale on it. But you know, you
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  never know talking about talking about money that should have gone to charity. How
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  much do you think was that ring worth? Production? How much do you
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  think that ring was worth? I'm sorry, I cheated ring? Yeah?
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  How much? Four million? I cheated? Four million diamond ring that contains
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  eight carrots of purple diamonds, money, happiness. Oh, you got to
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  make sure they're purple dog hey. But for real, though, like like
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  those women they got, they can't ever date again, bro, Like in
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  the public like that. It's it's gonna be backlash. If you think if
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  you see Vanessa Bryan with somebody else, she probably has dating somebody else at
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  some point. I mean, I don't know. I can't be speaking for
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  her, but at some point, at some point, you're gonna move on,
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  bro, Like, at some point you're really gonna have to move on,
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  or at least try to. Uh. Steve Irwin's wife never did,
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  damn. She she a real one. That's a real one, b for
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  real. Yeah, she's that. No, no, no, Steve Irwin's
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  dad his wife, because he says she never moved on. I was like,
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  how old was she? Oh no, no, no, she she's
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  never moved on. And she's even been quoted saying she's like, oh I
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  already had my happigraph. We're good. I don't think it's about moving on.
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  You can move on. It's just like you get lonely. Yeah,
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  you do get lonely. But I think some people just accept, like,
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  hey, man, like guys, this guy, this girl's my you know,
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  my number one. So you're never gonna never dick and never pussy ever
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  again for both ways. I mean, yeah, that's crazy. And it's
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  also gonna think when you get older, how much dick and pussy are you
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  getting? Like none of that matters as much, like you just want somebody
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  to be like, hey, like I fucking broke my arm. Can you
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  take care of me? Bro like believe it or not, Like it comes
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  the time in your life, were like you don't really want I mean,
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  you're always gonna want sex, right because we're humans, but that's not a
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  priority exactly. Yeah, I do know what you mean. Yeah, I
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  talk to my dad and still talking about I always want always keeping at some
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  pime stop at some point, at some point you're that you're dad. At
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  some point, your dad's gonna like that, what's gonna be? What is
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  he gonna do? Bro, He's gonna be like eighty years old and raising
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  his heart race to hope. He's gonna get a heart attack and he's gonna
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  be boning to death like he's gonna be I'm gonna way to go, I
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  mean, but from and if that's really what genuinely makes them happy, then
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  they shout out to your dad. But I'm saying, like, I think
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  at some point, your dad's probably gonna be like fuck, like, how
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  old is he? Fifty two? At some point when he gets like I
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  don't know, like sixty eight or something, he's gonna be like fun man
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  like like I I can't like how many thirty year olds and how long are
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  they gonna stick around? Before I realized I can't give him that as my
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  dad, I was like, Yo, Dad, you like you need blue
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  shoo? He's are I don't need it? And I was like another thirty
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  years like no, but he's a farmer, bro, He's that he's had
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  a healthier life than you, and you're not like You're like, like,
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  your dad has a farmer's bill, Bro, you're dretching. Yeah, no
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  more going to fucking going to going to eat that breweries, fucking doing cocaine
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  with strangers, yeah, bro, Like like your dad, your your dad
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  fucking has cows that he raised. Bro, he pays somebody at some point
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  he raised those cows and by himself. Your dad fucking planet tree. You're
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  telling me I'm gonna that dug holes. Your dad plugged holes. Your dad
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  was always here, just just doing all this fucking barm shit, bro,
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  Like, and you're facing his health on your Bro. You're you're gonna die
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  before, So you're telling me, I'm gonna need blue before my dad.
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  Bro, your dad's like, oh, farmer, a farmer's buil, bro.
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  A farmer's build is literally a different kind of healthy. Bro. Like
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  those motherfuckers have Like they could be out there fucking using a whole on the
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  field of seventy years old. I know, seventy year olds, they won't
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  even be able to do that shit no more. Call her a bit,
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  not a hole. That's what it's called. Brom. You trying to I
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  was like, I didn't have to be in a farm to know what all
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  the tools are called. Bro, I'm not you know. I was like,
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  we know, like my dad told me to go, I didn't know
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  how to use them. I went to home depot so many times. I
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  just tag along. That's the one story where I never asked for directions,
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  bro, like because because I fucking went there so much. I know everything,
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  Like I told as a kid, is suck going huh. I hated
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  going home Deep on account. I just destroyed shit. That's how I got
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  even with everybody, Like you're taking me, You're taking me somewhere. I
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  don't like I'm destroying shit this piece of wood. I just like imagining e
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  zone at at Home Deep and they're like, hey, can we help you
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  out with anything? He's like, no, I know more than you.
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  I know where everything's at. I would just like the nursery section would be
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  where I would just be breaking, like like snapping. Yeah, like not
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  leeves, but like you know, like the stocks, the middle one,
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  yeah, the big one so that all of them die. Yeah, feather,
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  did you know that they they ran test and plants send the electrical signals.
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  Yeah, nervous they feel you're out there just creating just a world of
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  torment murdering plant things that can't do anything about it. Take this, vegans
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  snips, I'm sorry, vegetarians, sire. My rap is gonna eat this
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  ship. That's what I've been doing at home, deepole. I just see
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  all these nice plants. I just take shit for him home, like I'll
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  just be able, Like I wonder if he's gonna like this apple, but
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  I don't want to buy an apple tree, So I'm just gonna take some
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  shit, just give it to him. What you name the rabbit? His
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  name is Benito? No Benito like bad Bunny's real name. Isn't it a
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  girl? Or okay, out its balls? Do you remember what? You
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  can't tell? He picked them up and then just popped out. Yeah,
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  now they don't have those they have the rabbits have the weirdest genitalia bow like
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  a cat, or like like when I when I when I like when the
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  when the vet told me to fucking to how are you able to tell?
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  I was like, dude, I don't know, Like how did the girls
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  the girl part look and they just literally look so much the same. So
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  it's great, same yeats? Yeah, cats is the same shit. Yeah,
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  do you know what a cat dick looks like? Yeah, I've seen
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  him when he uses it in the blanket. He has this blanket that he
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  keeps r I'm just like, dud, why do you hump this blanket?
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  Like stop your cat humps? He like those things. Occasionally pigs. Pigs
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  have a corkscrewed dick. I know that. So do ducks. Nice,
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  Yeah, ducks have a corkscrew dick. No, but you seem like that.
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  The cats have the barbed dick, right, yeah, yes, it's
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  right. Scrapes out like competitor come out of the other cats. That's a
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  fun fact. Yeah, I learned something today. I didn't know about the
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  transform June justin it's not private month. It's just Penis month. Everything's about
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  everything dig yo, talk about that someone happened at Disney. It was I'll
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  tell you, fool, you know what is it a there's this one?
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  You know what I saw? They have extend those for your dick now,
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  fool. Yeah, did you know that? Like like the bro No,
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  like you ad you just add like a dick to your dig So it's like
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  it's a cup, Like it's not a cup, but it's like it's like
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  kind of like a shell a shell of like of a bigger dick. Like
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  it it's like in a rubber so like you're like if you don't if you're
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  not packing enough features right next to you while you're doing And I saw it
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  and they were trying to sell it on on Instagram, and I was like,
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  what the fuck this is gonna show up in my news feed on like
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  Amazon, well, you know you know where I saw you know where I
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  saw it those liquidation warehouses, like and then I followed them because I was
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  like, don't have funcles. There's different ship and then it was like this
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  one is for adults only. And then it had the the guant Guac three
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  thousand in, which is like that's what it's called it like it's to give
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  you head. And then they have the extend though one, and I was
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  like, what the fuck is this? And it's just like you just put
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  like like from what it looked like, it's like you just literally it's like
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  a fucking show. You just put your dick in fake nails for your dick.
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  Yes, okay, So here's my big question is if you're sporting the
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  fucking extra Jimmy hat on your there's a whole. So you can bust two.
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  Okay, so you can do you're perfect, but you're still not fucking
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  a vagina or an asshole whatever. But you know whatever you prefer. You
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  know that's fake, that's faking the funk. How is a girl at that
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  point, that's when you put when you're when you put that on. It's
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  not for you, my boy, it's for her. True. Yeah,
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  it's not you. You're not fucking a pussy. It's because your girl is
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  telling you you ain't big enough, homie. But at that point just leave
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  you or you're small enough and you recognize that you've got a problem. But
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  it's not for you. This isn't for you. For Bobby Lee, for
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  Bobby Lee, for like Bobby Lee, Bobby Lee activities. Dude, Like,
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  yeah, but gave your nail because he seen his penis everyone, dude,
• 20:00
  he pulls it out on stage all the time. Is super small.
• 20:03
  Yeah. Like according to Xavier, because I know you think I saw you
• 20:07
  think I went to his house, I seen it because it was on stage.
• 20:08
  Dogs like Lukey Lukey Tiger Bally. He hated the song Jesus, Yeah,
• 20:26
  Bro, but yesterday I went to bro yesterday. I'm pretty sure.
• 20:30
  This bitch is probably not gonna work Universal no more complain. Is that your
• 20:34
  first for sure time you get someone fired? Well, I mean yes,
• 20:40
  yes I did. Let me tell you, Dog, so here I am.
• 20:45
  Dog. I'm like, all right, whatever, I was working all
• 20:48
  day. I'm like, I'm gonna go to Universal Studios. I'm like the
• 20:49
  closed at ten. I got the fucking Platinum pass. It's the most expensive
• 20:53
  pass. I get to go, no blackoutdates, no never, I get
• 20:56
  after three, I get to skip the line, go first anywhere, bro,
• 21:00
  any ride right. So I'm like, hell, yeah, I'm gonna
• 21:02
  just enjoy these next three hours going my lady. And first ride we always
• 21:06
  go to is the Harry Potter right dogs, right there we fucking go.
• 21:07
  We're like, cool, it's one of the one of my favorite rides.
• 21:10
  Dog, I've been on that ship several fucking times, several fucking times.
• 21:15
  Never have they ever told me, hey, go put this in the locker,
• 21:18
  go do this, go do whatever. I have my Jurassic Park cup,
• 21:22
  you know. And then and uh, I'm going I'm going there and
• 21:26
  the first person and it's like, hey, we already get to the front
• 21:29
  of the line. We're like, hey, you know what. I'm sorry,
• 21:30
  but like you have this couple gets empty, you know, and they're
• 21:33
  just like it's like we just can't. It's liability. We're like, all
• 21:36
  right, cool, you could come right back up here, just go down
• 21:37
  the stairs and go down there. We're like, all right, cool,
• 21:38
  we go put the cup. This is what it is. You know.
• 21:41
  They seem it like you see my lady with her purse or whatever, like
• 21:44
  they didn't say anything else, and she's gotten on there with her purse several
• 21:47
  times, so what is it. Uh, We go down there and put
• 21:49
  the cup down there. We come back and sure enough we're finally about to
• 21:56
  go sit down and we're going on the ride, and then this fucking bitch
• 21:57
  pulls us out to the side like you know what I mean, and she's
• 22:00
  like like what I was saying, Hey you have something. It just makes
• 22:03
  it seem like, hey, you two are gonna have to get up step
• 22:06
  to the side. While we're sitting down the ride already going right, we're
• 22:08
  already sitting down. We're thinking, I'm like, the fucking purse is already
• 22:11
  here because I'm holding my lady's first right here. And then she made without
• 22:15
  any explanation pulls it to the side and we're like, what the fuck.
• 22:17
  She's like, you can't go on there with this and this is now and
• 22:18
  where are you serious? We just came down there. Nobody else told us
• 22:22
  she saw him with the person this and that, and the other employee was
• 22:23
  like, yeah, I told him you could put it in his pocket and
• 22:26
  this and that, and We're like, man, are you fucking serious.
• 22:27
  We go down there and put this shit again. This is the second time
• 22:30
  we go down the fucking stairs, bro, and I'm like, the bitch,
• 22:34
  you fucking told us about the purse things, seeing what happened the first
• 22:37
  time, so I'm like, bitch, are you doing this like like you
• 22:38
  know, purpose you pick on me or whatever the fuck are you doing.
• 22:41
  I'm was like, you don't take this job that seriously. So we go
• 22:44
  up there a fucking third time. Bro, We're gonna try and get on
• 22:47
  the ride, right, get on the fucking ride. And I'm sitting there
• 22:51
  and this is like a Harry Potter right, so like it goes over you,
• 22:55
  so like I can't really push the ship down when my arms are like
• 22:59
  this and it's over the harness. That's what you have a job for you're
• 23:02
  supposed to push it down, so it does the fucking three clicks, yeah,
• 23:07
  because it goes upside down. So you know, I'm so here I
• 23:10
  am, and we're sitting down again, and no, it clicked. Everything
• 23:14
  was fucking click, but you needed three clicks, right. So usually what
• 23:15
  they do is they push it because you're fucking creeper, bro. You can't
• 23:19
  fucking push it down your arms, you know what I mean. They're like
• 23:22
  in a cage. I couldn't. I really couldn't do it. Like if
• 23:23
  you're big, you can't really do that shit and push it down. That's
• 23:26
  what the workers are there for. So I'm like right there and sure enough,
• 23:30
  like does this shit again? She's like, you guys are gonna have
• 23:33
  to get off without ton of anything. And it's the same fucking bitch,
• 23:34
  and I'm like, are you serious? And then she's like and then she's
• 23:37
  like, I'm like why not. She's like, you gotta click it down.
• 23:40
  I was like, why can't you just push it like they do this
• 23:41
  shit all the time. I can't, And she's like, you're gonna have
• 23:44
  to get up, and I'm like, all right, dude. At that
• 23:45
  point, my girl's like she's she gets she gets from me, She's like,
• 23:48
  are you fucking serious? All you gotta do is push it down,
• 23:51
  And then sure enough, she tries to make this whole big deal that her
• 23:53
  little fucking manager friend comes out, and then this bitch is smirking, like
• 23:57
  this bitch is kind of smirking. Oh, hell dude, And I'm just
• 24:00
  like and I was like, where's my gat and and I'm yelling and I'm
• 24:06
  yelling, and I'm just like and I literally I was like, hey,
• 24:08
  bitch. I was like, you stupid Dike shouldn't even have a fucking job
• 24:11
  here if you have his fucking attitude. I was, yeah, I was
• 24:12
  just I was like, I was like, yeah, come treat me.
• 24:15
  I'm paying fourteen hundred dollars here, and you're gonna give me this fucking attitude.
• 24:18
  I was like, number one, you're black. You should fucking know
• 24:21
  what it's like to fucking be treated unfairly by others. So you're gonna treat
• 24:25
  me like this when your job is to make sure that my customer satisfaction is
• 24:29
  on fucking point. And what the fuck is the problem with you thought telling
• 24:32
  me, hey, I have to push this down, just move back it's
• 24:34
  compared to telling me, hey, get the fuck off again when you see
• 24:37
  me go three times again. Bro. So the manager comes up and then
• 24:41
  I start cussing up the fucking manager. It wasn't util. The white manager
• 24:44
  got there, Greg, who was really fucking cool. He listened to all
• 24:47
  my ship took it, and I was like, and he's like, so,
• 24:48
  what do you want to do. I was like, I either want
• 24:51
  you to turn the other way and let my lady slap this bitch right now,
• 24:52
  because I can't slap his ch Yeah. I was like, I was
• 24:56
  like, oh, you're fucking let me go talk to fucking uh where I
• 24:59
  can go. I will complaint, bro, because I was like, this
• 25:00
  ticket is seven hundred dollars, that ticket under neck is seven hundred dollars.
• 25:04
  Whatever you guys can think together, are gonna caught me. I already paid
• 25:07
  for a bitch, you know what I mean. So I'm just like,
• 25:08
  you can't caught me outside from this ship. So I go down there to
• 25:11
  the fucking employ shit right, and I'm fucking heat it, bro, Like
• 25:15
  I'm fucking heated, and I'm literally told the fucking manager. I was like,
• 25:18
  if I see this bitch and the parking Lot dog like, I'm just
• 25:21
  I like, and then he was just like, so there's no need for
• 25:22
  that. If it would have been a dude, imagine, oh, I
• 25:25
  wouldn't bought him already. I would have been kicked out of this shit because
• 25:27
  I was that hot. Bro. This is the third time, bro,
• 25:30
  and they all seen this shit go down. I was trying to be patient
• 25:33
  and I was trying to be cool, bro, but you're literally singling me
• 25:36
  out after this point. I'm just like all the other ride even Transformers,
• 25:40
  they just fucking push it down to make sure you're safe. Broll. This
• 25:41
  is your job, dude. I always do that. This is your fucking
• 25:45
  job. And I asked her. I was like, can you just like
• 25:45
  kick it down or push it like you know I can usually do it.
• 25:48
  She's like, you don't have to get off. I'm like, oh fuck
• 25:49
  no. So I go down there, bro to the fucking guest services and
• 25:52
  I wait, I see the employees there, and I was like, no,
• 25:55
  no, no, I'm gonna see who the fuck the manager is.
• 25:56
  There's old there's an old fart there that usually fucking won ship. And then
• 26:00
  they usually have the three tokens. They have like a Hispanic person, a
• 26:03
  Chinese person, a black person. I was to the person, so I
• 26:07
  waited to talk to the black homegirl who is fucked. Shout out to you,
• 26:10
  Alexis, you lay ahead of a job and you remember everybody. You
• 26:14
  definitely busted a Karen Bro, I want to talk to Alexis zero seven nine
• 26:21
  five busted. I got in so bro like, I fucking I'm talking to
• 26:26
  this. She's like, what has you so upset? And this, and
• 26:27
  then I was like, listen, I could be coming here for X amount
• 26:30
  of years. This is like the worst, the worst time I ever had.
• 26:33
  I was like, I bought this past because I thought it would be
• 26:34
  a lot more chill to fucking come on days like this. I was like
• 26:37
  at this point, I was like, oh my fourteen hundred dollars back or
• 26:40
  some shit. Bro, like this isn't I'm like, this is not fucking
• 26:42
  cool. It's like I was like, I get treated unfairly. This is
• 26:45
  exactly what happened in the situation. And then you know, she was like
• 26:48
  she took down employer's names, got my number, kid, Oh her name
• 26:52
  a male seed. If you see a male ceed is a Harry Potter.
• 26:56
  Right fucking call that bitch a fucking cunt. Bro. Fuck that bitch.
• 27:00
  She's this fucking bitch who looks like a fucking dude with Bart Simpson, Drans
• 27:03
  or whatever. Stupid ass bitch. I swort of god. If I ever
• 27:07
  see this bitch in the parking lot, swort of god, dog, it's
• 27:08
  gonna be a lot from the strength and being like, hey, man,
• 27:11
  like, I ain't never gonna ask you this until my lady put some hands
• 27:14
  on this beach. But why didn't you have to talk to Harry Potter?
• 27:17
  Huh? Why didn't you have to talk to Harry Potter or dumb door bro
• 27:18
  he was not in town, so so bro like they would have made that
• 27:23
  visions appear like and then and then the manager lady was like like the old
• 27:29
  the og that was in there. She was just like, I had a
• 27:32
  feeling about the last complaint from like what is it, uh, the Harry
• 27:34
  Potter ship or something. She was listening because she came out and I was
• 27:37
  I was like, listen, this is fucking disrespectful because you gotta fucking let
• 27:41
  other people. You gotta disrupt the arrow of happiness at that fucking place.
• 27:45
  You're making a complaint, so other people who spend money there are like,
• 27:48
  hey, I flew from here to come here, and this is how a
• 27:49
  regular local is being treated. So everybody was like, what the fuck's going
• 27:52
  on with this dude? Bro? Like, and I was just like,
• 27:55
  yeah, bro, how the funck would you like it? If you're spending
• 27:56
  X amount of money you're coming in here and this is disrespectful, Like you
• 27:59
  can't even give me a reason acknowledge me like that. I was like,
• 28:02
  they didn't fucking they. I was like, they didn't. Fucking a certain
• 28:03
  kind of people burned down a whole city because they got tired of people just
• 28:07
  getting pulled over and not giving them a reason. How the fuck you think
• 28:08
  I feel on this fucking theme park? You're not giving me a fucking reason,
• 28:11
  bro, it's not fair, right? Brought the entire time? Was
• 28:15
  she giving you an attitude specific? Yeah, that's that's what made me lose
• 28:18
  it all right? When this bitch was just like she smirked that. She
• 28:22
  was like, you don't have to get off the ride. I was like,
• 28:22
  all right, bitch, And my lady was like, she's like,
• 28:26
  it's taking me every ounce to like not fucking like do something about it.
• 28:29
  Because I could it's just a female big like she's a little skinny as bitch.
• 28:33
  You could your lady have beat she couldn't get to put some monos on
• 28:36
  that bitch. Shout up, she wouldn't. She wouldn't have handled that bitch
• 28:42
  easy that I'm telling you about something else. But yeah no, but yeah,
• 28:51
  so they had this whole thing. Management came out dog these was got
• 28:53
  all my information. They gave me a whole business card, bro that has
• 28:56
  like two two signatures, which is like when I next time I go back,
• 29:02
  Like they're like, fuck that, bro. You get to come on
• 29:03
  all the rides like not even you don't have to wait for three no more.
• 29:06
  So you could just fucking come right like they're like you basically own the
• 29:08
  parks. They're kind of upgraded in my past. That's what you should have
• 29:18
  said, you fucked up. But I didn't know they could upgrade it on
• 29:19
  top of them highest tier. Oh it's universal. They can do anything.
• 29:23
  Man, Dude, you fucked up. You should have said, I'm so
• 29:26
  stressed out, I need to smoke in the park from now on. I
• 29:30
  was a ride, mind you, I was. I was smoking my fucking
• 29:33
  propen vaypen freely I don't think people care about smoking as much anymore because whenever
• 29:38
  they see a colorful vape, they automatically think it's the jewels. So they're
• 29:42
  like, for somebody to come up to you and say, start smoking that
• 29:45
  vapen, they're gonna be like, no, they're not. They don't know
• 29:48
  you're smoky weed. I'm trying to quick smokey. I'm sorry, bro,
• 29:51
  it's a bad habit. It's real fast. Can we get a poll going?
• 29:55
  Which was more intense the La Riots or e Zones experience, was that
• 30:02
  bitch, I gotta do the COVID What is it? I can't breathe?
• 30:04
  Rights? Yeah, I just yea twenty twenty right. A little little different
• 30:10
  was that bitch as dumb as the bitch that left her car parked here on
• 30:12
  Thursday? Oh what someone? Wait, someone left their car? Old bad
• 30:19
  bad, Yeah, dogs, people, This is how mad I got.
• 30:26
  Bro, like it's getting hot. I'm just like, why you gotta give
• 30:33
  me raps on? Looking for that one? I right out. I was
• 30:37
  already done. I was already wrapping down. My heart rate is going down
• 30:41
  here about the dumb bitch from the dog, That whole situation was stupid dog
• 30:48
  because even the solution to it like not that like the solution was kind of
• 30:52
  stupid. But Bureau was like, so, I guess we're gonna duck the
• 30:53
  car. I was like, we're not jacking the car. What happened on
• 30:56
  Thursday, Like, we're doing the show chilling. So there's some there's a
• 31:00
  few venues on this block. Apparently we don't know. There's like one next
• 31:04
  door that they do shit at. There's one up the street that they dout
• 31:10
  random shit. So they had this quote unquote hip Hop Awards or something.
• 31:15
  No, it wasn't. No, it was a hip hop showcase. BT
• 31:18
  awards are are this weekend, so I think they had like some land hip
• 31:23
  hop. I don't know what it was. It was something to do with
• 31:26
  a hip hop celebration. Right, it was packed. It was packed because
• 31:27
  Bro, they were parked in the middle of the street. There was like
• 31:30
  we couldn't back up like how we usually back up. We'd have to just
• 31:33
  go to the right because everything was packed. This was at night, like
• 31:36
  and we don't know. And then so we're done with the show. We
• 31:41
  have the gate open the whole fucking time. We had the gate opened the
• 31:44
  whole fucking time. Which I mean, but I closed it, and then
• 31:48
  somebody and then somebody I told you to open it, and that's when they
• 31:52
  came in. Yeah, I knew because I heard cards. I was like,
• 31:53
  let's close it. But then sure enough we forgot to close it.
• 31:57
  They had a packed house today in the building too, to know who's who's
• 32:00
  who's. So we're like, hey, did everybody leave. We're like,
• 32:01
  yeah, then who's fucking key is this? And we walk in the building
• 32:07
  like yo, it's then you one inside the building and it's like a mock
• 32:12
  in the bathrooms. Yeah, and then we're like what the fuck? So
• 32:14
  we fucking throw the flashlight on there and we're like, oh, it has
• 32:16
  like the fur seat covers and it has all this shit out, so it
• 32:21
  said some bitches car right. So we're literally we're like we're ready to go,
• 32:25
  Like I got a long ass day here. He's I was like,
• 32:28
  yeah, I'm burnt. Everybody's burnt out because we've all did our ship.
• 32:31
  Like there was no fights, there was nothing. It was a great day.
• 32:36
  We all really did our Yeah, it was a good day. Yeah.
• 32:39
  So we're all we're all like see, we're all like fucking let's get
• 32:43
  out. Of here, and then we see that this car stuck there.
• 32:45
  So we're like, fucking let's do the right thing and fucking go tell the
• 32:47
  bout somebody at the party. And Rai's like, yeah, let's not destroy
• 32:51
  the car because I know that's where your mind's gonna go. Because the first
• 32:53
  thing I did was trying to see if all the doors were open. Nice,
• 32:58
  so I just know if you park here that by the time I asked,
• 33:00
  I'm gonna check at the door, it wasn't it just me. It's
• 33:04
  like a group of we're just like, we're all going after this car.
• 33:06
  Yeah, like he'son did it right off the back, because when I want
• 33:09
  to go do it, he's on said already checked. So we're like,
• 33:16
  so we're like, how can we get payback on this person? So we
• 33:19
  wait for the we wait for somebody to come back, and then I'm come
• 33:22
  back because you know what I thought too, I thought some doucheback said this
• 33:24
  is my parking structure, give me twenty bucks. I'll let you park here
• 33:28
  because it's gonna be ballsy for you just to say I'm parking in a fucking
• 33:30
  in a parking lot, dude. So I started asking the guys. They're
• 33:34
  like, hey, you do you tell them like I already don't give a
• 33:36
  fuck because I'm just asking stop doing that. And they're like, nah,
• 33:38
  dude, we don't know. So at that point we're like, man,
• 33:40
  this bitch has to have some walls. Just be like, let me park
• 33:43
  it here, right. Bray went to go out the venues, so I'm
• 33:45
  pretty sure the DJ might have been like, hey, I didn't ask him.
• 33:50
  I've got a key that's got the lights on. You need to move
• 33:53
  your car. I had a license plate for hold on. We're frustrated with
• 34:00
  it. So we see a license place and we're like, we're like,
• 34:02
  man, fuck this bro. I was like, you you gave us trouble,
• 34:05
  We're gonna give you trouble on the road. So we fucking she had
• 34:08
  one of these like lanyard fucking license place, the ones that are like almost
• 34:12
  like plastic that are you can't just rip like paper, fucking just rip that
• 34:15
  shot out. Fucking took that shit off. Were like half fun getting pulled
• 34:20
  over, bitch. And then and we locked her in here and then and
• 34:22
  then and then I was like and then I was like, why don't we
• 34:24
  slash the tires and then it was like stupid, how is she gonna get
• 34:28
  out? We don't want that. I was like to shape good thing.
• 34:32
  So long, long story short, what happened? I don't leave your car
• 34:36
  here because we're probably gonna try to destroy it if it's after hours, Chazz,
• 34:42
  what happened in the morning? Who was it? Who picked it up?
• 34:44
  Like? What was so? So this bitch hopped over and yeah and
• 34:47
  like fucking she hopped over like around one am and got some stuff out of
• 34:52
  her car, and there were her this is what Aton told me, and
• 34:55
  there was like friends outside the gate, and then she ended up just like
• 34:59
  leaving and then she came back like around eleven o'clock. By that time,
• 35:02
  I think at times here already and fuck picked it up and that's it.
• 35:07
  Yeah, that's pretty cool. I mean it sounds like good free parking,
• 35:10
  like she said like on the camera or something, because I think she knew
• 35:14
  the fact that there was a ring camera. It's like, I'm gonna pick
• 35:16
  it up in the morning, early in the party. If not her first
• 35:22
  rodeo, she's done this be far and she's like, I just gotta laid
• 35:24
  the ring first. I would have been like, y'all give you some money.
• 35:27
  I would That's what I would have say. I was like, y'all,
• 35:29
  I was like, yo, don't I wanted to open up that day
• 35:30
  just so I could have had the gate clothes the whole time. It would
• 35:32
  have been here and there would have been hot. I would have been like,
• 35:36
  oh, you got one hundred bucks. I know you guys didn't ask
• 35:37
  what I would have asked. Pizza today the whole studio. Yeah, like
• 35:43
  pizza party for your car. And I know you guys didn't ask, but
• 35:46
  what this is a tail? Like damn sun looks like you're getting pulled over
• 35:52
  for two things? Was she hot? I don't know that. Doesn't I
• 35:57
  want to ask it? Possibly take a name. He's like, yeah,
• 36:00
  I'm gonna I'm gonna possibly tax her for some pussy to get her car back.
• 36:02
  Like, no, bro, you can't do that. He said it
• 36:06
  some white chick. Yeah, I wasna. That's definitely white chick activities right
• 36:10
  there. With the tattoos. Yeah, with the tattoos. I was gonna
• 36:15
  say. I could see XG just being like, Yo, it's crazy meeting
• 36:17
  you this way. Yeah, you know how bad I wanted to go.
• 36:21
  You don't know how bad I wanted to go, but fucking Bill had sandals
• 36:23
  on. I'm like, let's go, dude, let's go. I was
• 36:28
  like, let's go find the place, and I left the car here.
• 36:30
  That's not gonna happen. You should have. This episode has brought to you
• 36:37
  by white people activities. That is a level of confidence and sandals too.
• 36:45
  That's fucking awesome. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I will go to
• 36:50
  a party with you and some sandals. I got you. I got gonna
• 36:53
  pool parties that I'm talking about. Any party, I'll give a shit.
• 36:57
  Did you ruin that kid's party that you posted the other day? Oh,
• 37:00
  there wasn't, actually, I mean there was a kids party, but we
• 37:01
  were at our own party getting drunk. They tried to impede on our field,
• 37:06
  our field games. But what do you mean field games? What is
• 37:08
  this so like? Uh? Did you ever have field day in like elementary
• 37:13
  or middlesh Yeah, field trips? No? No, not field trips,
• 37:15
  field day, potato sack races. You're on the field all day, fucking
• 37:20
  Red Robin Red Robin Martin Luther King Park at Crackheads. We didn't, but
• 37:25
  we were at Griffith Park and uh yeah, so Essentially, my friend Mallory
• 37:30
  had this party that was field day themes, so everybody was either on a
• 37:31
  yellow team or blue team. It was like custom shirts made. Why people
• 37:36
  do some weird like not weird shit, like it's fun, but like you
• 37:38
  guys really full out of your way fun ship. It's not weird, Exavier,
• 37:42
  Like, this is fun. This is the reason they have strong friendships.
• 37:45
  He's not wrong, he's not This is how you get This is why
• 37:49
  they get a birthday gift every fucking year, bro from their friends. And
• 37:51
  they don't have to because they fucking they have bonding moments. They don't just
• 37:54
  show up because they have a show to do. Exavier, me and Rock
• 37:58
  just had our first secret hid shake moment. It was beautiful. It was
• 38:01
  from that's what the kids was all about. It very very was all about.
• 38:07
  So I was like, that's what the kids was all about. That
• 38:10
  makes sense, that makes sense. Oh but no, we were that was
• 38:14
  the first that was your are you guys first time kissing? I mean well
• 38:19
  kissing. Yes, that's the first time I've ever Is that really a thing?
• 38:22
  Is that really your shake? I mean we just made it up spot,
• 38:24
  you know, improv all that. I just want to make you all
• 38:28
  jealous. Yeah, but is like, let's hear shoot duke sword fightful.
• 38:34
  Just don't touch the tips. It's fool fool. It doesn't true, it
• 38:39
  doesn't count with both circumcised. It's Drune, good old June. But yeah,
• 38:45
  no, we got fucked up. I was on shrooms and I got
• 38:49
  to ride one of those Uh, I guess not the hoverboards that that you
• 38:52
  like? Is it the one with the one wheel? Yeah? That scary?
• 38:57
  Oh no, I did. It was great. I was like going
• 38:59
  through like hills and ship it was. I mean, I was going really
• 39:01
  slow, but it was still fucking tight. Well part of the Griffud Park
• 39:06
  did you go to it? With the little creek? I went to at
• 39:10
  least populated areas so that we could take up a lot of space for the
• 39:14
  field day. The cemetery part. There's no cemetery there. On the Toluca
• 39:21
  Lake Drive Park part there is. Yeah, that whole like too. Yeah,
• 39:25
  because there's like a whole funeral home on at Griffith Park too, at
• 39:30
  least the one near my old college. Yeah you must. That must be
• 39:35
  on the backsides, yeah, yeah, the north side. Hey, before
• 39:38
  we go on the patron uh are we gonna tell people where we want Bart's
• 39:42
  barbecue? Got we wanted that, right, guys, like we wanted fucking
• 39:45
  there. I just had barbecue right now? Is they sound good? I
• 39:50
  don't know about the beer, but the I want the barbecue, That's all
• 39:52
  I know. Look, man, we need everybody to come through it and
• 39:54
  let these people know at La L Works. Call them as soon as they
• 39:59
  open, because they need to know that they fucked up by not having my
• 40:02
  boy Barts. They're selling food. We'll tell you the full story on patren.
• 40:06
  But but yeah, you gotta call. Trust me, you'll have a
• 40:08
  good time. Yeah, like literally call and like like NonStop. Call,
• 40:13
  send us your rita. We'll post him on the Patreon. We'll post him
• 40:15
  on Well, we'll tag us on we don't smoke the same, we'll re
• 40:19
  post that. You gotta call him, tell him you want Barts barbecue.
• 40:22
  He has the best barbecue in fucking nobody else. Nobody else can fucking took
• 40:25
  better than him. You're not selling because Barts, But no, he isn't
• 40:28
  there, bitch, fucking simple on site. Clean the plate? Is that
• 40:32
  the one with the cat? Yeah, tell him the cat likes Barts better.
• 40:36
  Wait there's cat in here. Yeah, the cat has nothing to do
• 40:40
  with this beef though. Leave him out of this to shoot the number.
• 40:47
  I'm putting it up right now. Hold on, he's a Exauvier. Call
• 40:52
  him. The Exavier is like, yeah, do do more stuff? Like,
• 40:54
  I'm like, bro, what chica? Yeah, I've been drinking that
• 40:59
  since last That she is bomb. I like it. Tries the ranch water
• 41:04
  is good, he's good. Yea. The green ones kind of cool.
• 41:07
  I like that one. Yeah, the little what's the little cantos, the
• 41:10
  Mexican one. Yeah, the Mexican selfer one. You want talk about which
• 41:14
  one is it yet? But that's what it's called. The liquor. I
• 41:21
  didn't know they keep on that. Yeah, they and you guys are white.
• 41:24
  We're all excited. Mexican knew the ship. We'll stick to our white
• 41:29
  claws. Then why he's like white claw? You think this is white?
• 41:35
  No? But in Texas, Topa Chico is a huge SI sell it everywhere.
• 41:38
  Yeah. When I worked in Facebook, they had like three different types.
• 41:43
  Yeah, but yeah, they go the number is four two four four
• 41:45
  or five six four one nine one. Call them and record it and tell
• 41:49
  them you want Bart's barbecue and let let us know what they say and submit
• 41:52
  that to us. The best one will probably get a care package. You
• 41:55
  gotta do his call. You gotta do his call. All you gotta do
• 41:58
  his call and let them know. And there you go. So you're getting
• 42:04
  a care package and we don't sumoke the same about a free meal. Dude,
• 42:08
  Yeah, there you go. Feel real crap. All you gotta do
• 42:12
  is call and tag Barts and record the call. Yeah, record the call
• 42:15
  and be like, hey, dude, I get Orange County, Orange County
• 42:21
  in La. Throw us in there, be like this should be this should
• 42:22
  be the call. Hey, hey, yeah, I listen. We don't
• 42:25
  smoke the same. I get really high and I want Barts. Don't say
• 42:28
  where it's coming from. Stupid who gets the beau really high? Yeah?
• 42:34
  If you, if you mentioned the programs that he's affiliated with, the back
• 42:37
  man, fuck you. But if yeah, But if it's like random people
• 42:42
  that are like, yo, I heard something through the grapevine. Is this
• 42:45
  there? It's not, well, never mind, then they're gonna be a
• 42:47
  little bit more inclined to Yeah, exa, you never be. He can't
• 42:51
  keep a secret for shit, Yeah, I'm not gonnat keep in secrets.
• 42:54
  Yeah, we know. This is why we don't tell you stuff. Yeah,
• 42:57
  I don't tell me ship, but don't just ruined it for everybody.
• 43:00
  I was like, all you gotta do is this call and tell him like,
• 43:01
  hey, you guys heard of Bart's barbecue. He's the best. We
• 43:05
  want him here. Guess she tries food giving a call, He's like Parks
• 43:09
  barbecue. You we don't smoke the same Yeah, that's why do they keep
• 43:16
  saying that after every ended call, we don't smoke the same same team.
• 43:27
  Their phones just keep ringing, ending with yeah and before we go on Patreon.
• 43:37
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  supporting our sponsors and letting them because we gotta get signed for next month and
• 43:59
  the next month, so make sure you guys. Uh, that's that's why
• 44:01
  I say my beard, I'm gonna growing it back out so I can properly
• 44:05
  tone it ride, I can back and use the little Beard oil and all
• 44:07
  this shit, and it's a whole process already coming in Rice. So look
• 44:12
  good at the game today, right. I don't know if I'm gonna be
• 44:15
  at the game, but it's gonna look good wherever. If you're not going
• 44:16
  to the game, why don't you fucking give them the ticket? Someone?
• 44:21
  My hat guy is probably gonna go. Okay, if y'all need a comedy
• 44:24
  show to go to. Actually, I was gonna say, I think I'm
• 44:27
  gonna head to this tonight. It's the Dynamic Duo. Um No, they
• 44:30
  got a really fucking dope comic. I'm wondering if you guys know this guy,
• 44:36
  Exabon gonna be Yeah, I know him. George Bridge had him on
• 44:37
  the sho already, yea, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah he's
• 44:44
  doing I've had him. I've had him one of my shows. He's cool.
• 44:46
  But I said, oh, I know him. Yeah, he headlined
• 44:51
  my shows. I paid him too, I paid him, I paid him
• 44:52
  top money. Yeah, post piques, So what's up? What's funny as
• 44:55
  hell? No, he's hilarious, like for real, bron He's gonna be
• 44:59
  one. He's gonna one of these because that Spanish rednecks. Yeah, he's
• 45:01
  popping and I like his voice. But now I was gonna say. He's
• 45:05
  playing tonight doing a set at Dynamic Duo Comedy in Santa Monica. My mic
• 45:09
  keeps cutting in and out. Are you gonna go up for? What is
• 45:13
  that what you're saying? I'm not gonna go up on? Hold on,
• 45:15
  hold on? Is his mike on? Yeah? Oh wait, little bits
• 45:21
  of clipping, yeah, thing who sees but it's working now, but no.
• 45:31
  Check him out on Instagram Dynamic Duo Comedy. Uh yeah, Like I
• 45:37
  said, they got Soutwol Comedy there tonight, which is gonna be really fucking
• 45:39
  dope. So yeah, I'll be there. Damn hey foo. Fucking um
• 45:45
  My boy from fucking uh from Disneyland text me right now because he's watching the
• 45:50
  show. He's like, after hearing that story, he's like, Vanessa Bryant
• 45:54
  is getting a few cast members fired at Disneyland. All that see, don't
• 46:00
  be acting up, don't be acting And that's what he's going over here,
• 46:04
  acting like acting like he's like he's in the same category. I got a
• 46:07
  Laker jersey. He's like he firing she can fire people. I can fire
• 46:12
  people so much. Yeah, but but but like I even said it,
• 46:17
  I was like, this was this you'd be gone bitch like straight up customers
• 46:22
  always right, but no, but yeah, used cold were the same team.
• 46:25
  But the people that were asking about that, damn he said. Someone
• 46:29
  said that somebody's on hold. Yeah, but it's just being like, yo,
• 46:36
  I can't I heard he used. I heard he used to be here,
• 46:37
  like I haven't been here back, and you guys get him back.
• 46:39
  Yeah, you gotta get this place sucks without him. Yeah, it sucks.
• 46:44
  There be horrible. Your Your beer doesn't taste good unless I mean he
• 46:46
  parts part with you. But you guys gotta film it though, because we
• 46:57
  want to see this film it, trust me, we not. Can't.
• 47:00
  You gotta see that video of me holding Exavier is laughing my hand with the
• 47:02
  hat his idea. I was like, you're not nothing without this bully b
• 47:08
  I putting out the Patreon of people are just laughing. All right, Hey,
• 47:14
  make sure you got Let's go to the patroon so you can't watch that
• 47:15
  video. Lets on the patroon. Yeah, the one two three, that
• 47:22
  is a fucking count. Hey Tommy, how'd you link up with those Italian
• 47:29
  foods, what what's going on with that? So last year I linked up
• 47:34
  with We're talking about four I'm on a mozzarella discord out Yeah. No,
• 47:45
  I linked up with the Growing Up Italian podcast last year. I blessed them
• 47:51
  with some gear and then they referred me to these Bostonian guys out there.
• 47:55
  They're doing the same Boston Italian still the same thing as the New York Italian.
• 48:00
  You know what, It's some differences, but like the accents throw me
• 48:05
  off incredibly. It's like there's a lot of ah like that, like like
• 48:08
  they like they opened their mouth a lot. You start trying to say it
• 48:12
  when you're down there, you try to be part of the crew. I
• 48:14
  tried. I tried. I would say words with me like no, it's
• 48:19
  like that's actually so. I stayed in a city called its spelled wo b
• 48:25
  u r n so to me, that sounds like woe Burn. And then
• 48:30
  I told him which like Hilton I was staying at, and then they were
• 48:32
  like, oh, you mean wool Born like like like wu tang like like
• 48:37
  like no, Woburn, Like no, it's pronounced wool Born. Yeah,
• 48:43
  So like that threw me off, but like yeah, what's goal of odale?
• 48:52
  Damn that that accents crazy, but yeah it major differences is just fuck
• 48:57
  I mean they Yeah, I feel like Boston people are just are the chicks?
• 49:02
  Are the chicks as like the same they say chicks are they'll come back
• 49:07
  you and like what's up you go for the Boston Celtics. Yeah, they
• 49:10
  come off a little bit aggressive. But how coming from a lake is it?
• 49:15
  How coming from a lacaus? Bitches don't come to Bitches don't even look
• 49:17
  at you, Donna look forward, Like what do you mean aggressive? Though,
• 49:22
  like like they are they gonna holler at you? I mean you know
• 49:25
  what In some cases, like when I was set up over there, like
• 49:30
  one girl was like, oh my god, I want this hat from you.
• 49:34
  I'm like, okay, give me your fucking head a fucking hat over
• 49:39
  here. Hey, is Boston like the movie The Town? Um? I
• 49:45
  feel like yeah, definitely some parts are, but like like good Will Hunting,
• 49:49
  the the attitude is like as like aggressive. Is that the place they
• 49:53
  had that the marathon bombing? Yeah? Yeah, Boston, that's how you
• 49:58
  remember shaking New York the same place with the towers sold down. Yeah,
• 50:04
  it's a major tragic event. People died, Bro, there's other things.
• 50:07
  They got the Boston Celtics, they got the Red Sox, they got a
• 50:10
  love other, nice dope shit. Not a fucking busting massacre after that boment.
• 50:17
  Get the from Oklahoma City that place with Yeah, yeah the bomber in
• 50:22
  Oklahoma City. Yeah. See now Oklahoma ain't got ship but the bomber and
• 50:27
  whatever happens, you're not wrong. What else Simothy mcvea, the mcveay,
• 50:30
  that's the guy that they accused of doing the bombs. If the Boston bomber,
• 50:36
  what happened to that guy? Those two Oh yeah they get killed.
• 50:39
  No, they were from Dagistan over there, body where fucking canines from?
• 50:45
  Right when they caught in the backyard, well one of them, one of
• 50:47
  them died and one of them hiding in the backyard and he was trying to
• 50:51
  kill himself. Shoot him siding in the boat in the boat, Yeah,
• 50:54
  inside the tarp. They couldn't find this full for days. She want them.
• 50:59
  Definitely documentary, I don't really just narrative. Remember the movie that we
• 51:02
  saw with Mark Wahlberg about the Boston bombing, Yeah, is he just look
• 51:07
  confused? Yeah? Where's the bomb? Yeah? I gotta take my shirt
• 51:12
  off for this. Yeah. No, he's I like Mark Walberg, but
• 51:15
  you know he's it's like if you put him in an action movie. It's
• 51:19
  just like, here we go. You don't like my Mark World work.
• 51:22
  I didn't say no. I thought you said nah. I heard something said
• 51:27
  nah said nah. I was like, what, it's cool, Mark?
• 51:30
  Did you eat some good food out there? Yeah? They had. That's
• 51:34
  some good Italian food. Did you see Louis c k I did not know
• 51:37
  he's from Boston. Hell yeah, there's a Boston native. I didn't know
• 51:42
  about it. I didn't know that either. He doesn't have the accent.
• 51:45
  Anybody master beating in front of everybody. I missed that. I'm gonna masturbate
• 51:51
  in front of view? Is that okay? If you're gonna do it,
• 51:54
  at least ask lest at least ask dude. All I'm saying is he told
• 51:59
  him he's gonna do it. You know his green room it is Hey,
• 52:04
  my name text, Welcome to my room. I'm in a masturbador. They
• 52:08
  didn't fucking leave. I'm the headliner. I'm the headliner. That's what I
• 52:12
  like to do before I go on stage for the fuck are you to fucking
• 52:15
  tell me it's my room. I sold how many tickets? Yeah? Leave,
• 52:20
  I'm just like, come before his family. I don't care. I
• 52:25
  did meet to be a man dude the first time I did. Yeah,
• 52:29
  you met that dude. You know. It's crazy that he wouldn't take a
• 52:32
  picture. No, no, no, a man. He didn't take a
• 52:36
  picture. Let let him talk take a picture of me. He was down
• 52:44
  for it. I wanted a video, like, hey, can you can
• 52:46
  you repeat that part? He's like no, I can't do that. I'm
• 52:49
  like fun. But then yeah, I tried giving him some gear too.
• 52:52
  It's like no, I'm okay. I don't like that stuff. He's in
• 53:00
  his fifties. He's not gonna wear a fucking tight eye Dale earnhard T shirt.
• 53:04
  But if you have, like a bottle full of warm milk or something
• 53:07
  that would will we appreciate that. I like milk and but overall he was
• 53:13
  cool. But he's like he's exactly how he is on his post, just
• 53:17
  like, you know, be a man. He seems like if Chickey got
• 53:21
  famous older, right, Yeah, you know what I mean, a little
• 53:23
  asshole everyone in a cool way, you know. Yeah, for a video.
• 53:28
  Be a man is definitely time be like, fuck, no, I
• 53:32
  don't want to take a picture with you. Yeah, don't do it anyways.
• 53:37
  Yeah bro, but but yeah it's it's I can I can see him
• 53:40
  being that kind of dude. Yeah, did you go to that what do
• 53:44
  they call it? Abe steakhouse? Abe steakhouse. I've heard of that spot.
• 53:47
  I went there when I was in Boston. Oh shit, okay,
• 53:50
  yeah, they they do have some like really famous restaurants out there they make.
• 53:54
  That's a very famous steakhouse for sure in Boston. I've had it there
• 53:58
  and now it was it was crazy. Bro. This might be a stupid
• 54:00
  question you though, is the is wherever the Sopranos went to go eat a
• 54:05
  real restaurant? Or was that fake but where the Sopranos used to go eat
• 54:08
  every night or whatever? Is that a real restaurant and you go eat there
• 54:12
  or is that all studios? Is that real or is that all hyper It
• 54:17
  could just be a cover up name, but yeah, the restaurant they shot
• 54:22
  and is most likely real, so the Projects film. I'm surprised they never
• 54:24
  brought that as a pop up. I know it's like way too late to
• 54:27
  bring that, but they should do it for an anniversary and be like,
• 54:29
  hey, we're doing a pop It's already been like twenty years now. They
• 54:31
  do have a soprano con they do. They do that in Jersey of course.
• 54:37
  Jay, Yeah, Jay, it's basically everybody who can't let go of
• 54:43
  the show. Yeah, an Italian gather so great. Fuck is one of
• 54:45
  the best shows of all fucking time, even to this day. X Mobsters
• 54:51
  all that ship. Yeah, don't forget before we keep going. There will
• 54:55
  be a new High and Hungry that will be dropping today right after are the
• 55:00
  mix that um Brox Hampson will be doing. He's back with the beat mix
• 55:04
  som one PM. Make sure you guys head on over to be Real TV
• 55:10
  and go watch the new High and Hungry. Leave a thumbs up comment,
• 55:15
  share it. We're trying to break ten thousand views. We're almost there with
• 55:16
  the last one. I feel like we're gonna do it with this one.
• 55:20
  It's that where we can keep it going and get amped up for the fucking
• 55:22
  uh what is it for the pilot we're filming next at the end of the
• 55:24
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  Hungry TV because that's where you see all the behind the scenes stuff and see
• 55:31
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• 55:37
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• 55:47
  A lot of love at the One and Only Lincoln Heights Medlaskosina Kitchen.
• 55:52
  Freaking get tacos zip Papa Dorado or for five bucks, four for five bucks.
• 56:00
  Where are you gonna see that ship? Tator tacos a giant taco for
• 56:04
  three dollars on a card, White people, it's actually titter Taco, Papa's
• 56:08
  Taco. Titter Taco. I would not mind the tighter ta taco SARTs left.
• 56:15
  No, No, he's downstairs. We can still tell he's making it.
• 56:19
  I heard you, guys, I got it. Yeah, they're calling
• 56:22
  him from the brewery. I had a burrito like a year or two ago
• 56:27
  that had where I don't remember I want to say it was. I want
• 56:34
  to say it was closer to skid rope. When I was working down.
• 56:37
  I would not have a burrito burrito that sounds like a metal man. I'd
• 56:42
  be seeing people cooking burgers across the street from from c Minus's house. Well,
• 56:46
  they get down, get down. People who light up for that ship,
• 56:52
  I believe it. Damn you don't got to pay rent, you don't
• 56:54
  do nothing, but the FDA. Honestly, that shit to me, Like,
• 57:00
  I can't, like, if there's certain fucking places, I'll give tacos
• 57:05
  from a grimy spot, but it has to be a certain kind of grimy
• 57:07
  spot, like like, for example, like be touched by Mexican hands,
• 57:10
  no fans, not just that, but like, but let's just say I'm
• 57:15
  gonna take my chances on the grimy taco spot. I'm like a good taco
• 57:19
  spot at a grimy gas station. I'm not just gonna go to the one
• 57:22
  that's posted up in the middle of the neighborhood where I'm like, yo,
• 57:23
  this is where did this come from? This is so I still rather funck
• 57:28
  with that than talk with Gordo. Nobody's arguing that. No, I'm just
• 57:31
  saying, like, like if I see a round if no, no,
• 57:35
  if I'm driving by, if I'm driving by and I see a taco stand
• 57:37
  or I see tacos. God, I'd rather take my chance with I think
• 57:39
  we all were. That's where the good tacos are at. I've never been
• 57:42
  to tacos that's in Vegas. The one or what's the one right here?
• 57:46
  The one in Vegas is fire? No, what's the one right here?
• 57:50
  King Taco? I'm in King Taco. I tried botch there, head right.
• 57:57
  No, no, it's not dick, no month. I think it's
• 58:07
  like neck right, but sports stomach part. Yeah, I thought it was
• 58:12
  like you were in port stomach. Oh nice? Was it like it was?
• 58:16
  It was like sushi. Yeah, yeah, that's port stomach. Did
• 58:21
  you did you like it? It was cool, it was you know.
• 58:23
  Now he doesn't like it, but he did. He did. He thought
• 58:28
  it was I was like, oh, this is the head part, okay,
• 58:30
  yeah, right, you were eating this ship? Okay, all right.
• 58:35
  It looks like a balloon. That part, well, that's raw.
• 58:37
  But that's how it looks raw. But then when they cook it, it's
• 58:39
  like the bum. Yeah you fire. I like what I don't like chewy
• 58:45
  meats. I don't know, but it looks like brains. Oh I would
• 58:51
  try that, I would, Yeah, I would give had three busy.
• 58:54
  Yeah, I've had a tripe. Yeah that shit, you know it's chewy.
• 58:58
  You gotta get crispy though. Okay, my favorite Issa dude, that's
• 59:01
  yeahs Ali is my ship dog. I like that ship in the morning.
• 59:04
  I could fucking taco. No, don't know what I'm saying. Like,
• 59:07
  that's like, that's like my ship had Rocky Mountain oisters. Some very white
• 59:14
  people. Shit right there, I'm going to to Colorado. Is this something
• 59:19
  I should try? Something you should try? Yes, yes, zone do
• 59:22
  it? Please? So and then make a Patreon What is it? It's
• 59:27
  definitely Patriots. What what is his mic sound? Not on? So shall
• 59:31
  I? Shall you explain? I'll explain. Yeah. So, there is
• 59:37
  a restaurant in Denver, like it's probably like West Side, Denver. It's
• 59:40
  one of the oldest restaurants out there. And they serve Rocky Mountain Oisters,
• 59:45
  which is bull testicles deep fried, and then but then that other they have
• 59:52
  like chitlins and all that. They do the same probably with like caliberans and
• 59:57
  all that I pronounced. No, see, I don't want that either.
• 1:00:00
  It is a delicacy. Why don't you eat it? It's not even like
• 1:00:07
  the yeah, No, it's the texture that I can only imagine because like
• 1:00:14
  you know, you ever squeeze your own nuts a little bit, They're like
• 1:00:16
  like Calamari, but there's just something different about Have you had a bill like
• 1:00:22
  Calamari? The way that shit's diced up. It is diced up in a
• 1:00:27
  way that it doesn't feel like you're like crunching through layers of fucking you feel
• 1:00:32
  you feel like you're gonna be like you. I'm saying like, like I
• 1:00:38
  wouldn't like it seems like what I imagine, like biting through like a rubber
• 1:00:43
  ball, would like would be like those bouncy balls. Yeah, like I
• 1:00:46
  remember being a kid like chewing on those like a fucking weirdo. That's all
• 1:00:49
  I can imagine, like actually making it all the way through and like gushing
• 1:00:52
  and those two okay see kind spirits. But yeah, yeah, no,
• 1:01:00
  I that that's the only reason I'm just like strictly on the texture based thing.
• 1:01:05
  I don't think I could do that if there was like some kind of
• 1:01:07
  fucking animal schmeet served up some kind of way that it was like cut up
• 1:01:12
  and like not fucking like chomping on something squishy and gaming and shit, I
• 1:01:17
  don't care where the fuck it comes from. I just can't do that.
• 1:01:21
  They serve that shit sliced up in like thin little pieces, like Okay,
• 1:01:23
  I'll try it. You know where. You know where I'm going though it
• 1:01:27
  in Denver Castlebanita. Yeah. Yeah, oh my god, Ray's not going
• 1:01:34
  with me, but I'm gonna take my camera, so I'm gonna definitely yeah,
• 1:01:38
  I'm gonna definitely be going. Um, what are you doing that,
• 1:01:43
  I'm going out there to the Colorado from the eighteenth to the twenty first of
• 1:01:46
  July. Yeah. Oh, my brother lives out there, man, Yeah,
• 1:01:50
  in Denver. Sick. Is it like a limited cool with you?
• 1:01:52
  No, Tommy, it's a it's an actual rest Okay. A college degree,
• 1:02:04
  yeah, degree, He's like, no, he's a homeowner and he
• 1:02:09
  has a college degree and he lives a very calm life. Oh, I'm
• 1:02:14
  the only fucking degenerate in my family. Nice. I'm I'm gonna make sure
• 1:02:19
  that see if I need reservations for this council bita. I cannot believe how
• 1:02:24
  much did they put into that, bitch. Um, Oh damn, you
• 1:02:29
  cannot even make reservations. God damn no. It says what you could just
• 1:02:34
  win a chance. Oh you gotta win a chance. Grand Grand reopening May
• 1:02:39
  twenty twenty third. So is it open or not? Bitch? Sounds like
• 1:02:43
  it's open, And I mean people have done like TikTok videos with that ship
• 1:02:46
  already in there. Yeah okay, then yeah I'm gonna go. Then you
• 1:02:49
  should maybe like you know he's on. I was about to say, you
• 1:02:52
  know he's on, Like hey, I'm I'm gonna be real sun, y'all
• 1:02:55
  let me in or not. He's gonna be there too, So I'm gonna
• 1:02:58
  see if you wants to go. I was like, if you say no,
• 1:03:00
  I'll make me real call the makers of South Park having a famous famous
• 1:03:05
  poppy if I'm gonna just hit him up under media inquies and I'll be like,
• 1:03:07
  hey, I'm we're gonna be in town with Cypers Hill. I want
• 1:03:09
  to see if we could probably show up. I just lie, says hyper
• 1:03:12
  Hill recording and just going there as hungry. It is technically be real sting,
• 1:03:15
  but that wouna be real. Probably want to go. He's gonna be
• 1:03:16
  there. He's gonna be there a couple of days earlier, so it's gonna
• 1:03:21
  be cool. Eight times is gonna be there too. Then he gets out
• 1:03:23
  there, I got I got, I got my own camera too. Dog's
• 1:03:28
  school. You don't have to go. What arey'all getting into? He's doing
• 1:03:32
  the symphony thing? So they're rapping with the symphony the whole time. Cypers
• 1:03:38
  Hill is performing Black Sunday in its entirety, from beginning to end with a
• 1:03:44
  symphony. Wow to mark the thirty. If you're anniversary of that album,
• 1:03:47
  thank you man. That sounds it's gonna be like the Simpsons and they're gonna
• 1:03:52
  do it again in San Diego. Can we can we get we don't smoke
• 1:03:55
  the passes, maybe, I mean we can we can smoke some passes.
• 1:04:00
  We can try to see if we can make something like that happen. I
• 1:04:01
  would San Diego. Yeah, Like I definitely I wanted to go because I
• 1:04:04
  was like a Denver. I was like, it's a chance to get out
• 1:04:06
  for real quick. Yeah. I don't have that kind of I wanted.
• 1:04:10
  I wanted to go to Uh. Ironically, the flights weren't even next It's
• 1:04:13
  like two hundred bucks. Yeah. I was like I was tripping. I
• 1:04:16
  was like, what's the period? I got this whole story just sneakers say
• 1:04:23
  I'm just saying, let him go. No, no, this is this
• 1:04:26
  is dark. But I'm really happy to be down to just two fucking animals
• 1:04:30
  right now. We had six last year. Nice. Yeah the fucking medical
• 1:04:33
  bills, like yeah, motherfucker, holy shit, it costs a thousand dollars
• 1:04:38
  to put the last squirrel down between that, Jesus, dude, you paid
• 1:04:41
  a thousand not just to put it down, but dude, what happened to
• 1:04:44
  you? Just like stomping on them? You used to stomp on on rattlesnakes,
• 1:04:47
  thous, Now you're paying a thousand bucks to put this little squirrel down.
• 1:04:51
  I'm trying to balance out that. Carmou and La really got to you,
• 1:04:54
  My boy, really got to you. My boy, you came from
• 1:04:58
  Texas. You're like, yeah, rattlesnakes, ump, fucking I can't.
• 1:05:01
  And then one time you say you peeled off a fucking I mean stomach,
• 1:05:04
  stomach, the stomach off a rat trying to save it legs and tail.
• 1:05:10
  But no, um, I know, we we had to pay like money
• 1:05:15
  to like like we actually found a vet that would take squirrels and not just
• 1:05:17
  take them and euthanize them. So silver lining. Now we got a VET
• 1:05:20
  for our other squirrel, but it was pretty expensive to to take him in
• 1:05:26
  there to get checked out and to get all the medicine. So now we
• 1:05:29
  have like like we thought like doomsday preppers, but now we have a kind
• 1:05:32
  of like squirrel medicine and shit like on stock, so if something happens to
• 1:05:36
  our squirrel, we can try to do it ourselves like we have. You
• 1:05:40
  know, we're just way more prepared now. But like Rock, don't don't
• 1:05:44
  rescue anymore squirrel. Fuck no, I'm done. This is the last of
• 1:05:47
  it, man, I heard it now. Like the only reason that we
• 1:05:51
  kept the one that we had to put down was because he had the broken
• 1:05:54
  left arm and left leg and uh no matter where we took him, they
• 1:05:58
  would have just euthanized him. Would we would we agree that fuck vets,
• 1:06:02
  don't they charge a little too fucking much? Like, Yo, this thing's
• 1:06:04
  dying. I'm trying to be a good person as well. You're right,
• 1:06:06
  if you want a good VET that fucking will work with you, Bro,
• 1:06:10
  you gotta go to like a fucking like the hood, bro. Like there's
• 1:06:12
  like those kind of venarias. Bro. They know what they're doing and they
• 1:06:15
  they work on their own fucking schedule. Don't even go to your house,
• 1:06:17
  bro, you can't go to VCA or whatever. It isn't expect to build
• 1:06:21
  a relationship with that doctor, like my doctor for my dogs. That food,
• 1:06:25
  that food has been taken care of him for fucking year's dog. And
• 1:06:28
  he shows up, granted every time he shows up, and there's a check
• 1:06:30
  up in my house. I'm spending three hundred dollars. But if I were
• 1:06:33
  to go but that's madness. It included for three dogs. That's not just
• 1:06:38
  fucking one dog. Like, so that's three dogs. It's one hundred dollars
• 1:06:41
  per dog or whatever. So that compared that too. If I were to
• 1:06:44
  go to a fucking regular vet, that's at least two thousand dollars. Yeah,
• 1:06:47
  that's what I mean. A fuck vets, right, isn't it a
• 1:06:49
  little too much like Rock? You've been there plenty of times. We're like,
• 1:06:53
  yo, dude, this My sister and brother in law are both vets.
• 1:06:57
  So they're ballers. So you call them up like you can borrow some
• 1:07:00
  money. I mean, they're just in New Jersey, so they can only
• 1:07:03
  do so much. But joysy, but but no, they helped me out
• 1:07:08
  a lot but it's one of those. It's kind of like, uh,
• 1:07:10
  I think the thing is is that like with medical stuff, health insurance covers
• 1:07:15
  a lot more, whereas with like pet health insurance, it doesn't have quite
• 1:07:20
  the uh it really is fucking worthless, so I shouldn't get it. But
• 1:07:26
  I don't have insurance on my dog and just because he's he's a baby sal
• 1:07:29
  so to me, it's like I'll wait till like he gets a little better
• 1:07:30
  into like certain plans and rates and shit. But it just it's never made
• 1:07:34
  sense for me, you know. Um yeah, I think if you you
• 1:07:40
  have what a frenchy uh in English, trust me, I'm gonna have problems
• 1:07:44
  in English. Yeah, you should maybe look into the insurance. See.
• 1:07:45
  But my thing is like, I mean, I sound like an asshole,
• 1:07:47
  but if that she's gonna cost me twenty dollars twenty grand to fix this and
• 1:07:54
  no you no, like like it's like like trimming one nail. Like I've
• 1:07:58
  met I've met I met people that they're dog gets cancer whatever, and they'll
• 1:08:00
  drop like ten twenty count it. I look at it like you were were
• 1:08:03
  three, I can buy eight of you. Well, let's go put that
• 1:08:08
  thing down I'll go get a new one, little que little one two.
• 1:08:11
  From the beginning, it was so it's a lot dog. I've seen bet
• 1:08:15
  bills robbing, like how why that's that's a car, Like that's worth more
• 1:08:18
  than your car? And I know we love the dog, but O,
• 1:08:21
  it's literally costing you. It's putting you in, putting you in debt.
• 1:08:25
  I think it's one of those things. It's like a it's it's really hard
• 1:08:28
  to just verbally say because obviously, like on paper, you're gonna be like,
• 1:08:31
  yeah, I'm gonna save twenty thousand dollars, fuck this, But then
• 1:08:36
  there's that emotional attachment. But it was like with our our our dog Eva,
• 1:08:41
  who we had to euthanize back in November. She was thirteen, had
• 1:08:46
  something caught up in her intestines and nothing could go in or really come out.
• 1:08:53
  And they were like, well, we could do a really invasive surgery.
• 1:08:58
  She'd probably be looking at about six months recovery, and given her age
• 1:09:01
  and hip displaysia, there's really no guarantee that the quality of life would ever
• 1:09:05
  really recover. Like she was already in diapers prior to this. It was
• 1:09:12
  one of those it was like it was like we weren't necessarily ready to make
• 1:09:16
  that call that day, but it was like, you know, luckily I
• 1:09:18
  had my sister on the phone, and I was like, as a professional
• 1:09:21
  and not even like an emotional standpoint, like what would be your call?
• 1:09:26
  She's like, I wouldn't do the surgery. It's like, okay, that's
• 1:09:29
  the answer I needed. Like that's what I was thinking. It's really hard,
• 1:09:33
  but you know, not even talking about the financial aspect of it,
• 1:09:38
  you know, just looking at strictly the quality of life. It was the
• 1:09:41
  thing that made the most sense. And the same thing with this, you
• 1:09:43
  know, this scroll of the igor that we had to put down. He
• 1:09:46
  was sick for a month with really you know, just plateauing and slowly plummeting,
• 1:09:53
  but like at a at a at a gradual scale. So we're just
• 1:09:57
  kind of like, man, there's just like the medicine should to take an
• 1:10:00
  effect. It hasn't. We've done what we can at this point, it's
• 1:10:03
  really not worth stringing this along and fucking his ship up warse like with like
• 1:10:09
  the reason I say that because I'm not like him. No, honestly,
• 1:10:15
  I did think about it. At one point I was like I could I
• 1:10:17
  know how to kill it, but I don't think you got to have like
• 1:10:20
  a mice and men moment where you have to distract him and then just pop
• 1:10:25
  him in there. Dude, that part was we we kind of had to
• 1:10:28
  do something like that with the with the sedative. Okay, like when we
• 1:10:33
  were in there, like I had to help them distract him while they put
• 1:10:35
  the needle. Oh, it's all right, you know, it's life.
• 1:10:40
  And you know, he had a much cleaner exit than most fucking ninety nine
• 1:10:43
  percent of squirrels get so good for him. We put a dog down and
• 1:10:48
  it was like four months old. You did, my dad? My parents
• 1:10:51
  did? We were we were kids. We were like shoes. We were
• 1:10:55
  like we were like middle school and we were middle schools and we had just
• 1:10:57
  bought a house in the I. So my parents were like, all right,
• 1:11:00
  we got a backyard. Now we'll get you guys a dog. And
• 1:11:02
  we're like fuck yeah. And then my sister fucking f on your test and
• 1:11:05
  the youth you failed. Shut I forgot to take out the buckets literally,
• 1:11:14
  the fucking so no, so we buy these So we buy my parents buy
• 1:11:17
  us a labrador. My parents like, we'll get a labrador. We go
• 1:11:20
  buy a labrador, we go buy into Orange County. We're stuck. We
• 1:11:24
  call it Goldie. And there is little Goldie, my sisters, a little
• 1:11:29
  my sisters. So his name was Goldie. Was cute and shit cute,
• 1:11:31
  right, It's been like, no, it was. It was mostly her
• 1:11:35
  dog because I was like, I don't want to I wanted I wanted a
• 1:11:38
  pipe at the time. Dog. I've been watching rap videos. I was
• 1:11:41
  like, oh, pit bull dog bloom, blue nose homie, and I
• 1:11:44
  was like, we're not getting a pit bull full So we get we get
• 1:11:46
  a little labrador. It as part of the family. It's been like we've
• 1:11:49
  had him for like a month or so. My sisters in the garage and
• 1:11:53
  we had that garage that had the little comfetti oh the not granted with like
• 1:12:00
  the design in there. Yeah, we were all seen it. It healed.
• 1:12:03
  Yeah, you buy that. You buy that shit at home deep all
• 1:12:05
  and you can do it yourself. We did that ship and it makes it
• 1:12:09
  very slippery, so the oil doesn't stick to the to the concrete. That's
• 1:12:12
  the reason for it. And my sisters in the in the garage playing bubbles
• 1:12:15
  with the dog, going bubbles. So what happened with bubbles. They explode
• 1:12:18
  and they go down the floor and they make shit slippery. His dog jumps
• 1:12:21
  up to birth on the bubbles, falls, breaks its hip. Three months
• 1:12:26
  old, three months old, my dogs. My dad's like, damn taking
• 1:12:30
  a VT already already fucking up killing dog, broke hid. So we go
• 1:12:35
  to the vet. So we go to the vet. The thing's three months
• 1:12:39
  old, and my and my sister's crying. I'm like, I'm like,
• 1:12:44
  no, I wouldn't be too. I was like, you see, you
• 1:12:45
  should have got a pit bull. She wouldn't having a pit bull. And
• 1:12:47
  I don't give a fucking technically. I was like, alright, be Goldie.
• 1:12:53
  Yeah. So then so then we go to the vet. Dog.
• 1:12:58
  We go to the vet, and my dad it's like, we'll see what
• 1:13:00
  we can do. Bro work. We just got a house dog at least
• 1:13:02
  concerned some bad going in debt for a house and they're like, it's gonna
• 1:13:06
  be like seven granted. And my dad's like, and then the lady and
• 1:13:10
  then you know what the lady said. The lady stole said. She's like,
• 1:13:12
  yo, it's such a baby. It's never even gonna be able to
• 1:13:15
  run run, And my dad put it down and bought us a new one
• 1:13:18
  next week and it was Goldie number two. We did the same thing,
• 1:13:24
  Goldie two, Golding number and my dad and my dad was like, well,
• 1:13:29
  dude, it's gonna it's worth ten times with This one was worse and
• 1:13:31
  it's literally for six months. We're gonnare that attached to this thing? Damn
• 1:13:36
  dog? It was stravage household. You break your hip, you add it
• 1:13:44
  to hound. They didn't even take him to the doctor. Remember that's what
• 1:13:46
  he has, A fucked up leg. Oh yeah, boy. It took
• 1:13:48
  me. Took my friends a while to take me to the hospital, and
• 1:13:50
  I had to fucked up, fucked up arm. They took me to a
• 1:13:53
  soabat door. First, what happened? What did you do to your arm?
• 1:13:57
  I got a story similar to this. I just I just broken,
• 1:14:00
  and they thought it wasn't broken. They thought it was hurt. So they
• 1:14:02
  took me the guy that does the sauce without imagine a guy massage in your
• 1:14:06
  broken arm. Yes, and the guy hind of figured I had broken.
• 1:14:12
  It's really here. But in my parents' defense, we had just came to
• 1:14:16
  the States, So to them it was like, well we don't want to
• 1:14:19
  get deported over a broken hand. And I goddamn just got here. Bit
• 1:14:26
  your family has the worst luck with just getting there, yeah, or just
• 1:14:30
  getting ship. I fell and I was you know, when I was skateboarding,
• 1:14:34
  I landed with my arm locked in my elbow hiper extended and fractured and
• 1:14:40
  like swollen and shit, was this the time when you when you were skating
• 1:14:44
  whipped Tony Hawk or before the X Games? You know what? How come
• 1:14:50
  you didn't? X game is real. I have skated with some pros,
• 1:14:54
  but I've never met Tony How come Xavier didn't tell us the part where his
• 1:14:56
  parents thought about youth the nie hum like it is a portion legal in this
• 1:15:00
  state. Yeah, they're they're like how much big? Like kill them?
• 1:15:08
  So tator TOAs tacos? What do you think about tacos? Bart is super
• 1:15:16
  right? Okay, because you know what he said. You know what,
• 1:15:19
  I'm gonna turn the A C on for you, bro. You know what
• 1:15:23
  taco? You obviously know what tacos? All right, Barts? He called
• 1:15:26
  it a tator taco and then not so the idea came from like yo,
• 1:15:31
  so you know, pay pass, pay pass, Tommy, what's gobble.
• 1:15:40
  What is Yeah, actually it's basically it's the meat is called capricola, but
• 1:15:47
  it's it's a it's like a spicy salami. And and can I get that
• 1:15:53
  at subway? I think so you probably could get that out of subway.
• 1:15:58
  Would probably capitalize on that. Now introducing our Gabba goul sub get our five
• 1:16:03
  dollars Gaba goule sub five dollars this this weekend. But yeah, Gabba gul
• 1:16:09
  is is a stable on any sandwich and uh or just by itself. Just
• 1:16:15
  yeah, you could eat the whole thing from the package. It's beautiful,
• 1:16:18
  just like tiny. So let me get those exactly, you know what I
• 1:16:26
  mean? I like that Rock always fucking drinks protein shakes with alcohol. Show
• 1:16:30
  them where you're drinking rock. Oh well, I had some sheep dog peanut
• 1:16:33
  butter whiskey because I'm that's not even considered whiskey dog. I mean, I
• 1:16:38
  feel it. It's seventy woof. I'm gonna come back up here with some
• 1:16:44
  real whiskey. Sent it does it's a seventy wolf on the bottle. I
• 1:16:48
  was like, that's clever. Boo boo, that's just a white only thing.
• 1:16:58
  Oh, I can't wait when you try that up on We're out instance,
• 1:17:05
  everyone will laugh guarantee. Actually, one of my favorite things that I
• 1:17:11
  have lined up is I want to do like a list of impressions. Are
• 1:17:15
  you gonna go up there with impressions? I really want to go now,
• 1:17:17
  I have three impressions? Which one is you doing? You're not doing here?
• 1:17:20
  I just want to Well, there's there's Lemon like they're they're really bad
• 1:17:25
  in prem andrad Is that what Lemon grab from the bench? Because I can
• 1:17:28
  kind of do the kind of thing a little bit. I gotta work on
• 1:17:32
  that summer I'm losing, but um, then I can kind of do the
• 1:17:41
  Mad Hatter from the original Disneyland movie or Disney World Christ Disney movie and then
• 1:17:47
  um, my favorite though is grow Goo from The Mandalorian. So that's all
• 1:17:57
  he does. I've never seen the show. Oh no, no, my,
• 1:18:00
  he doesn't really say anything. He makes a little baby cous but my
• 1:18:01
  impression is, um, all right, hey, it's me. I'm the
• 1:18:06
  fucking green guy. I'm grogu. That sounds pretty accurate. Damn. I
• 1:18:15
  look like I'm five, but I'm actually fifty. I'm fucking green. I'm
• 1:18:18
  just years old. Yeah, he's fifty. He's fifty years old on the
• 1:18:23
  show. Baby, Yeah he's he's still Yoda's nine hundred years old by Empire
• 1:18:28
  strikes back. What's up, Xavier? What do you think about impressions as
• 1:18:32
  comedy in general? I could never do him, but I'm really bad at
• 1:18:36
  him. But like, do you appreciate him? Who does? Who's someone
• 1:18:41
  that's really great at Who's I can't the puppet Calliando? Who's the guy with
• 1:18:45
  the puppet? Frank? Yeah? But he has more boys impressions? He
• 1:18:49
  doesn't. He does most his voicing he does Frank Calliando. Um, he
• 1:18:55
  did a really good like Matt TV. Yeah, yeah, which Frank again,
• 1:19:00
  he was a big guy he did in football? Oh oh, the
• 1:19:04
  John Madden dude. Yeah, here's a guy that when he moves his legs
• 1:19:09
  he goes fast. Okay, yeah, he actually does a lot of really
• 1:19:14
  like George Bulls' like more like two thousand centuries. Hey, Will Farrell is
• 1:19:16
  gonna play John Madden soon? Say what? Yeah, that's right, that's
• 1:19:21
  right, Holy shit, and then do a biopick. Oh my god,
• 1:19:26
  what I can't wait for that, dude, Holy shot. I cannot wait
• 1:19:29
  to see an hour and a half of Will Farrell this stammering. I can
• 1:19:32
  see it, I can see it, I can hear it. I see
• 1:19:34
  it clear as day. I'm so ready for this. Didn't he drive everywhere?
• 1:19:39
  What? What isn't John Madden? They guy that drove everywhere to every
• 1:19:42
  space every football game that he announced? He didn't. He didn't fly there.
• 1:19:45
  He didn't like dry He drove every game. That's the fuck out.
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  Well he had somebody else drive him. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  I'm not he drove, but he was on tour bus. He didn't like
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  planes. I'm almost sharing them bills, bills, bills vouching for me,
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  So I think I'm almost sure that's tight. Yeah, he didn't like plane,
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  so he he literally I mean, does it called people that do that?
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  Burt Kresher does not. Here we go Burn Chriser. By the way,
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  you fucking love Burn Christerers so fucking much. I love christ Have you
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  fucking even go see the movie theater? Yeah, seeing the machine, already
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  talked about the Yeah, it's so for I liked it, you know,
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  I like him cherk Off. It was in the theaters. Dude, we
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  already thinking about We're already talking about me in public, says I don't do
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  it. Hold on, speaking of x G's wiener, have you used the
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  thing yet? No? What's up with you? Fool? Is that every
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  f this is that you're so ungrateful, bro, I fucking buy you something
• 1:20:35
  in Japan thinking I was like, oh man, this is a cool thing
• 1:20:39
  to give my friend. He's toxic. I would have had sex next time
• 1:20:42
  I'm gonna buy you. I didn't buy him that pussy. Dude. I
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  think I have some ripping it ones. Those are I actually gave one of
• 1:20:51
  those. You got a ripping ripples? They do that. They make them.
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  They're called Tinga's what like, fuck, I need like a small like
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  actually kind of looks like this. Yeah, it's got, it's got,
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  it's got a hold. It's like this big. It's like right there,
• 1:21:08
  but it's the replicated an asshole. It's a toy pussy. Yeah, pull
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  up a picture of this, right, put my finger on it or anything.
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  You wet your finger, come moist already, but this is right.
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  But he's os onto something. If you're gonna get a flesh sight, you
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  want one from Japan. They come smaller. Just log it just makes sense.
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  It'll make you like age. They they also have ages. Yeah,
• 1:21:35
  that's weird. Yeah, mine was nineteen. I don't know why I had
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  to let me know what age it was. But put it on the screen.
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  They got it. They got it in pink and black. What Yeah,
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  they're fifteen dollars too, damn. Is it reusable? I don't think
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  so. I mean, depending on how how much you use it, that's
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  gotta be the most affordable. Ever, that's the best question to anything.
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  That's the best question. Frequently. Can I reuse this car? What's the
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  inside look like? Though? Check it out? Look disposable, pre lubricated
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  vacuum cook I've been doing this for a few years now too. They've ben't
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  had this because you haven't resold one them on display. But then it's like
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  like they'll be kids walking by or some shit, and then yeah, it's
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  not a pocket put what yea? Yeah, it definitely causes you just do
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  not touch Yeah, please, why can't I touch it? Because I've used
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  it? Check it out? This what the inside looks like? Look at
• 1:22:54
  that thing? That thing is fucking high tech. I'm trying to trying to
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  see it. It's got to you should pop out from Oh shit, yeah,
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  yo, that shit list. It can make you come Dude, that
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  looks like it can quality quality piece right there? Quality like that shit is
• 1:23:14
  is the word fifteen bucks? He's on you or you were mad about the
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  price pot fifteen blocks for a fucking thing I can find? No, I
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  said, I said fifteen bucks. I'm like, that's gotta be the most
• 1:23:21
  affordable whatever, like this. Flashlights are expensive. That's this is crazy.
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  Yeah, like if if you need a flashlight, bro, this would be
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  a good restaurant. Nondo songs if you're lonesome, just saying Nondo songs.
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  A burger shape one? Can I make a high hugger one? Hey,
• 1:23:38
  you know how high and horny you have to be? Then that's a fucking
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  only fans, right thing. Yeah, you don't have my character have to
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  be the fucking Hamburger. But they're not fuck they're not fucking a cat.
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  They're not sucking a cat, bro. The cat's just flicking you off.
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  Yeah, there's that burger designs on the thing. But there's yeah, but
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  there's some guy, there's some guys. There's some guys are into Yeah,
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  but I can see why you would buy you would some guy, But like,
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  dude, it's not even anything sexual. It's like a cartoon cat.
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  It's more it's like it's like you fucking jerking off to Garfield. Bro,
• 1:24:12
  that's so so stupid, that's weird. Like, yeah, that's that.
• 1:24:17
  That's okay, my boy. Yeah, but it just don't make no sense.
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  I fucking hate money. That was my favorite pussy. You stare at
• 1:24:28
  your dick while you jerk off that cat like I mean like usually you're staring
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  at the because you're saying like that, why does there need to be a
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  cat on it? It's supposed to be a tool. You're looking at the
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  TV they jerk it off. Bro, No, you do you not staring
• 1:24:43
  at your meat while you beat it? Yeah? See it. No,
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  I don't think there's no need to put the cat on there. No.
• 1:24:46
  No, here's what it is. It's their brand. You only know how
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  he does it. Does it like he's got his phone right here and his
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  schmiet right here, and he just keeps him right next to each other,
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  has the phone. It's like back in control. You would have the little
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  box watch two things at the same time, dick control. You don't watch
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  your dick when you're sucking a bitch. I'm always I'm like, in and
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  out. You're also looking at the point of action. You're watching born fucking
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  a fleshlight. The point of action is on TV or your phone? Your
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  phone? Anybody want to touch my phone? Nasty? So many germs,
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  honestly, like sometimes people will come into the dispensing They're like, can you
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  help me out with this? And I'm like, oh fuck, that's so
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  gross. I don't want to touch your phone. Phone is just as gross
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  as money. In my opinion, I do blow with cokes. H you
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  do blow? That makes no sense. I only drink blow examber. You
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  hell that's yours? Someone somebody said that to him. Someone said that ship
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  with oh J Simpson and they said you that one. Damn this This is
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  like, hey, but who is that guy? For realm Have you not
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  seen his dick before? No? Oh? His sweets giant? But that
• 1:26:28
  guy's no about the meat. He's dead. Yeah, yeah, well what
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  happened I forget what happened to him is related to his heart failure? No?
• 1:26:35
  Was it heart failure? Yeah? He wasn't a porn star. He
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  did this. I think he only did it once. I think he had
• 1:26:44
  like other endeavors that he was into, but he did this once and it
• 1:26:46
  kind of haunted him. Yeah, real sad, but not apparently. No,
• 1:26:50
  he's fucking huge, you know. Okay, so the end of his
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  day and you're gonna hate me, vis i'n bring another podcast you don't like
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  up, but your mom's house had a T shirt with his face on it,
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  and they give all the proceeds to his mom. That's beautiful, that's
• 1:27:08
  dope. That's cool, that's dope t shirt and just give it to us.
• 1:27:14
  Yeah, but no, yeah, yeah, I would say, you
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  know, just for science, it's well worth googling, you know, just
• 1:27:23
  seeing for science what to remind you where yours is that? Oh I'm but
• 1:27:27
  I also know I'm not fucking dope. But compared to that, it's yeah,
• 1:27:31
  yeah, oh no, yeah, exactly what I mean. So that's
• 1:27:34
  the kind of smeet that'll scare a bitch, will Yeah, Exabery, do
• 1:27:39
  you watch Black Portals, just make it like when you're the guy that wants
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  this thing on the fun I tried to take it down. You're like no,
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  we're keeping it off X. I mean he's you could technically looking at
• 1:27:47
  it from from right now, right now, it looks like he's just giving
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  you a back massage from it looks like he's posted up. He would have
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  he would have gone to so man, come on, you don't look like
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  the guy from Baby Boy the stepdad. Let me give you back from bottom
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  massage from the store. You know, his dad's proud of his son.
• 1:28:17
  You know his dad's proud of his son. Yeah, that's my son.
• 1:28:20
  I know. You know what I'm caring if that's my son. So what
• 1:28:26
  if you got his mom's dick? And yeah, dude, it is June
• 1:28:30
  like I got my I got my parents, my mom's side of the family
• 1:28:32
  hair, So like like I don't know my dad's weener looked like what if
• 1:28:35
  I got my my mom's dick. You don't know what your dad? I
• 1:28:39
  know, I know my dad. But like he died on his twenty two
• 1:28:42
  Oh damn, oh yeah that's right, your dad RP already. It's all
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  good. He died at sixty nine. It is good age. But no,
• 1:28:49
  like I never got to see his schmiet like we never like as far
• 1:28:53
  as I can remember, I don't think you're supposed to look at your dad's
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  meat, like like I don't. I don't this Like I'm very odd for
• 1:29:02
  you to say I never got to look at this meat. And I'm like,
• 1:29:04
  yeah, you know, I mean that's actually that was part of my
• 1:29:08
  eulogy. You know whatever. I appreciate all y'all being here. It's a
• 1:29:13
  pretty good bit. I never got to see. I never saw this stick
• 1:29:17
  stick. So if you have any pictures you think there was foodstaking dick picks
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  before, liked fucking with a little weight. Have you ever seen Victorian porn?
• 1:29:32
  No, that'shitsu No, Yeah, they got Victorian point. It's like
• 1:29:36
  that fucking like weathered brown, like CPF fucking brown and white and black.
• 1:29:42
  I hate it when like current people try to replicate that and they try to
• 1:29:45
  be all rodding. I'm like, this is just weird. You try to
• 1:29:46
  replicate Victorian point. Yeah, like they try to do that, but like
• 1:29:49
  Harry Bushes for that, Yeah they do that. That's just a wild loyally
• 1:29:56
  I've seen. I've seen it on the chan chin. Yeah, there's other
• 1:30:02
  subgroups. I became a part of it ever since like the real for chan
• 1:30:05
  went down, yeah, I was on there like way before that shit,
• 1:30:09
  Like I've insensitized a long time ago. Oh yeah, I remember the gor
• 1:30:12
  threads. Yeah, like and just and then some of the distribution that you
• 1:30:15
  really didn't need to see, you, Like, guys remember Ebomb's world.
• 1:30:18
  All of that world was kids playing. It really was No, I remember
• 1:30:24
  the gor threads, dude, you It's it's like it's it's like when you
• 1:30:29
  bite into something and they're like hurt. Like I'm allergic to apples, so
• 1:30:31
  if I bite into an apple, my gums get irritated, but like I
• 1:30:34
  didn't to bite into it like scratches that issue. But then so it's like
• 1:30:40
  that's kind of that just sounded so weak. Did your examples? So I'm
• 1:30:47
  allergic to apples, bananas and avocados and penicillan and I understand, but recently
• 1:30:58
  they kind of they gave me this test, like it doesn't hit you as
• 1:31:00
  hard as it used to do before. So oh no, I had I
• 1:31:02
  had a mox of cillin when I was twenty so I could survive penicilla.
• 1:31:06
  Now it's just great, Like my body's adjusted. It's like you could survive,
• 1:31:09
  but you're gonna be uncomfortable homie. I was fucking covered in hives.
• 1:31:12
  The only way I could sleep for two weeks was covered in wet towels and
• 1:31:15
  bags of ice because I was just so broken out. I had like land
• 1:31:20
  a cane, ben and drill like all these things. And I was so
• 1:31:24
  broken out from a moxy cillin, which is a fucking cousin to penicilla.
• 1:31:29
  Because that's how my positioned. I was like, I probably die if you
• 1:31:31
  give me penicilla, Like, no, no, it's a mixocillin. It's
• 1:31:33
  fine. I won't take any celling nothing. Now, that's how I found
• 1:31:39
  out about it. I was like, I'm allergy to like get They told
• 1:31:40
  me the same thing, and they're just like, it's still in the penicillin
• 1:31:43
  family, and they're just like, no, it shouldn't be. Like we
• 1:31:45
  did the test on you. The last time I had medicine, and I
• 1:31:47
  was I was scared because I was like, I'm like, what if this
• 1:31:49
  thing fucks with me? I'm like way older now, you know, I
• 1:31:51
  haven't need to medicine a while. But that I found out I'm not allergic
• 1:31:54
  to it no more. I'm glad you grew out of that. I haven't
• 1:31:57
  grown out of nothing. Yeah, bananas, dude, that's that one pisses
• 1:32:00
  me off. Like I can eat most of these foods cooked. Can I
• 1:32:03
  enjoy a banana? I do remember Deepa, I do look like a sad
• 1:32:09
  monkey when he told you. That does make me sad. No banana domestic
• 1:32:15
  terist right now, you're terrist and marana like a good well, I didn't
• 1:32:19
  bring that in here. Give me a goddamn money, Give me a fucking
• 1:32:25
  other bananas, or I'll schmear it all he rubs it around you, would
• 1:32:28
  you break up? Inis? No, it's only if he rubs his banana
• 1:32:32
  for content, and I wish he would have been allergic to the banana.
• 1:32:36
  Oh, just fucking dead. No, I I can eat these things cooked.
• 1:32:44
  I haven't had cooked avocado, though, so that's one of the only
• 1:32:45
  ones I haven't. Pocado's fire pushed. You never had avocado. I've had
• 1:32:51
  these because I found out I was allergic. Okay, so like avocado,
• 1:32:55
  you can't have nothing avocado at all. Like I love guaccama, can't have
• 1:32:59
  it. Hey, when you can have all the chips, I think you
• 1:33:01
  love something that might kill you. It's fine because that's what it is,
• 1:33:03
  is that I've had like bananas faster like some other like banana bread. Yeah,
• 1:33:10
  I can eat that just fine. You just can't have the raw fruit,
• 1:33:13
  right. I can eat apple pie and stuff, but I can't eat
• 1:33:16
  fucking apples, um and say, I just don't know any like you break
• 1:33:19
  out of highs A shit, No, my throat closes up. Oh damn
• 1:33:23
  that sucks. So it's like, so I wish Eve would have been allergic
• 1:33:27
  apples. Wow? Why so we so we'd be living in the game.
• 1:33:36
  We're up. No, it'd be fucking we'd be in Uh you were Christian.
• 1:33:42
  You're Christian a little bit, just only when it's benefishal if the girls
• 1:33:48
  Christian? If the girls Cherson, I'm Christian just enough to go to service
• 1:33:51
  on Sunday and go yell at some fast food employees later, all right,
• 1:33:57
  universal, Yeah, dude, I don't even like chick flick that he do
• 1:33:59
  this. Dif Bro, I couldn't. I couldn't. I can't. I
• 1:34:00
  couldn't be Catholic. Like I'm gonna go pray about this incident. I'm gonna
• 1:34:05
  go pray to the Lord for you, Yeah, brit the Lord tree.
• 1:34:08
  But I'll be like I shared this fucking bitch. Fucked me up? What's
• 1:34:11
  up? This is your name? When you fucking witchcraft? She doesn't do
• 1:34:14
  that, but I'm just like, I'm like, I'm like, that's the
• 1:34:16
  religions that works for me. Lord, fuck you, Samantha. I hope
• 1:34:20
  she finds salvation. God, bless God, bless my she. That's crazy
• 1:34:29
  at timmy. Do Italians have witchcraft? Uh? Yes, there is actually,
• 1:34:33
  um, there was sandwich put more fell instead of the sandwich. H
• 1:34:41
  yeah. So they have witches in rural Italy called Stas which is which and
• 1:34:46
  there was a child's uh a children's book called Strega Nona you know which part
• 1:34:51
  of it? You know? There they are all over definitely. Sicily.
• 1:34:56
  Sicily has a crazy history in general. It's it's an island within like the
• 1:35:01
  middle of like the Mediterranean, and it's it's south of south of Algeria,
• 1:35:09
  I think. And then there's turkey and grease all over the place. So
• 1:35:13
  there's definitely a lot of like long history of definitely witch sounds like Thanksgiving turkey
• 1:35:17
  and greasy turkey. Yeah. I didn't know that because every culture kind of
• 1:35:25
  has their own like little thing, like I didn't know about the whole jew
• 1:35:27
  thing that cabala. Oh yeah, that red string thing, right, it's
• 1:35:30
  like a whole book. It's it's their their practice. There's I thought that
• 1:35:35
  was like the red string or something supposed to give you good luck. But
• 1:35:39
  yeah, no, every every place in Europe definitely has some witchcraft. You
• 1:35:43
  ever, have you ever seen those fools that have those little little troll tales
• 1:35:46
  under their necks or something like that. Oh that that's a it's a it's
• 1:35:50
  a horn, you know what I'm talking about. You said the troll tale.
• 1:35:54
  Yeah, it's like hair hair. Oh okay, there is an actual
• 1:35:59
  like like charm or like a gold piece that That's how you can usually kind
• 1:36:02
  of tell, like I run it like I think, what was it?
• 1:36:05
  Um, there's always like a gold like piece that looks like the hand that's
• 1:36:09
  going like this, like there was there was mad foods that Salim because that
• 1:36:12
  the Salim bicks that I ran across to it that they didn't know that I
• 1:36:15
  was in the religion because like it's different like I have, like I went
• 1:36:17
  through I did a whole ritual where I had I got my chains. Okay,
• 1:36:21
  so it's like I were these it's just like my protection nice thing,
• 1:36:26
  and it's like, you know, it's so it's like other people will kind
• 1:36:29
  of know. Other people will kind of know like a significance of it.
• 1:36:30
  So you kind of run into each other. Like I'm walking around, there's
• 1:36:32
  somebody like your bunches. Somebody it's like, hey, what's up? I
• 1:36:35
  didn't know who you were that. He's like where do you? You know?
• 1:36:36
  It's I kind of like ask you what do you go to church?
• 1:36:39
  Who's you know? And it's crazy. It's like a little fucking little secret
• 1:36:42
  it's little not secret society, but it's where you run into other motherckers that
• 1:36:45
  yeah, and it's crazy. And I didn't even and I didn't even know,
• 1:36:46
  like because the last time I went to go do a feeding that we
• 1:36:49
  had to do, I told you. It came back and I was like
• 1:36:54
  my godmother was like look never it was like all right, like tell them
• 1:36:57
  to like pay attention to the thing because like they kept going back. It's
• 1:36:59
  like so the podcast, she was tight like we just like listen, I
• 1:37:04
  found out through this because you're dogging I look at it. I was like,
• 1:37:08
  damn, bro, I was like what the fuck. I was like,
• 1:37:10
  oh, you fools kind of found a form of spirituality that worked for
• 1:37:14
  you. Fifteen years from now, you're gonna be an evangelist TV show like
• 1:37:18
  a church unless unless I got some kind of baby billy scheme going down.
• 1:37:23
  That's the only way. Yeah, that's the only way I'd be able to
• 1:37:26
  do it. It be like John Goodman be like, you can't act like
• 1:37:28
  that, Exavier. We're Christian now bringing in the money, stopped doing all
• 1:37:35
  the blow. Yeah. Bro, It's funny because it's one of those like
• 1:37:39
  I'm not a religious person myself, and I don't, but I don't.
• 1:37:44
  I don't what is it? Ah, like hardcore atheists that are just like
• 1:37:47
  out to disprove everything kind of like, well, like what did you get
• 1:37:51
  out of that? You're right, that's okay, Like I kind of who
• 1:37:55
  cares? Yeah, that's kind of my mentality. I'm like, you know,
• 1:37:57
  if there is like something higher out there, I'm not gonna say it
• 1:38:00
  doesn't exist. I'm not going to ignore it. We all grew up with
• 1:38:03
  the roths child's education system, so yeah, according to him to Hitler,
• 1:38:11
  but we did. And you know it's not her fault. Well, as
• 1:38:15
  I say, but I definitely am like not like anti Christian but I do
• 1:38:17
  think that a lot of the organized aspects of Christianity is the shitty damn itself,
• 1:38:29
  like a lot of the organizational part of yeah, you know, and
• 1:38:31
  uh you know, like having like a wife that's like Jewish and shit like
• 1:38:35
  that. You know what pissed me off about Jesus that he was than he
• 1:38:40
  like, I'm like, yo, I'm like, how come he never got
• 1:38:41
  any super friends to come and just kick all the evil's ass, Like that's
• 1:38:45
  not how God works. This isn't. This isn't. This isn't the Justice
• 1:38:49
  League where you like, yo, pull up that can beat me up?
• 1:38:56
  What he remember, my friend? Where we wonder I wouldn't not let them
• 1:39:00
  I would I wouldn't. I wouldn't not let them see me die. Like
• 1:39:03
  you know how Spider Man never wanted him to take the mask off, like
• 1:39:05
  right when I was at the Cross Dog laser beams when it came from the
• 1:39:09
  eye, like I would have just been like, he's off in the field,
• 1:39:13
  Jesus round that Syclops Cyclops from the Excellent Dude. But he's the son
• 1:39:17
  of God. He could be whatever he wants. Man, I'm saying,
• 1:39:20
  it's just if he's the son of God. He could be like I might,
• 1:39:24
  come on, did give me fucking some ho do get power? Something
• 1:39:29
  that he had the ability supposedly, but he couldn't display it because it'd be
• 1:39:32
  a vulgar display. Okay, dude, but you're they're nailing you on there
• 1:39:35
  at that point if you fucking shot out both nails and started kicking everybody's ass
• 1:39:39
  like like he was the guy to do it. He was also supposed to
• 1:39:43
  die for everybody's sins because like God was vengeful, and then I was like
• 1:39:46
  appeased him. The big as power this is, this is kind of like
• 1:39:49
  all right, like if you just want to deep dive into all this shit,
• 1:39:53
  I just man, Christianity is like a lot of borrowed aspects from other
• 1:39:57
  religions and then they just fucking put hell and all that shit in there as
• 1:40:03
  like a scary thing to kind of scare people straight. Kind It's just I
• 1:40:08
  grew up in like a super duper Christian household, and I learned like a
• 1:40:13
  good an a bit about it, and like as I got older, you
• 1:40:16
  know, you're kind of like, holy shit, Like why am I just
• 1:40:18
  blindly following this Texas barbecue in Jesus? I saw I saw some Latin ex
• 1:40:27
  motherfucker with a shirt like that. I was like, get the funk out
• 1:40:29
  of here. They would not. I was like, some food from Texas
• 1:40:31
  is gonna see you with that shirt and make you take it off, bro,
• 1:40:34
  And he's gonna take it and put it on. Yeah, he's gonna
• 1:40:38
  be like, this is a real Texan right here. Yeah, because you
• 1:40:42
  could tell this guy got this shirt of the flea market because he was walking
• 1:40:45
  to he had this this whole fucking this, this whole Latin hipster get up
• 1:40:48
  movement going on that where you see like all these fucking young Latinos going to
• 1:40:51
  the flea market and they're dressing like the foods and silver Lake now but like
• 1:40:55
  with old fucking mono shirts and all this fucking shit like that. And I'm
• 1:40:59
  just like, look, I get it. We're like, you know,
• 1:41:00
  what is it gender appropriating or where fashion or fashion appropriating? What is it?
• 1:41:05
  Other looks? But this isn't a good look for us, bro.
• 1:41:09
  We looked like we're all ready to go to fucking Smith's sponsored Smith's Uh what
• 1:41:14
  is it? Regroup kind of concert? Like it's just weird. What did
• 1:41:15
  the shirts say? Texas Barbecue and Jesus, are you serious? Yeah,
• 1:41:21
  And he had it tucked in with some fucking with some jeans, bro and
• 1:41:28
  and like and it was like very fine boy and jeans. I would call
• 1:41:30
  him other jeans on another day. But they were like that person wearing a
• 1:41:32
  belt. At least they were not wearying a belt. Spenders huh, Yes,
• 1:41:36
  he did have suspenders. And in the back of the fucking little thing.
• 1:41:40
  I was like, yeah, he had a little flag. You know
• 1:41:43
  what kind of flag it was? Though it wasn't Texas that was it was
• 1:41:46
  it was it was It was the LAFC Today's flag, you know, the
• 1:41:50
  one for today it was. And then I was just like, first of
• 1:41:55
  all, these things don't go together. Bro, somebody for Texas, Like,
• 1:41:57
  what do you mean? No, says because I'm like, that's it's
• 1:42:00
  a very conservative shirt from that from that look, right, like whoever believes
• 1:42:02
  in that, It's like, hey, man, Usually Jesus heads are like,
• 1:42:05
  listen, man, Jesus was gay. I don't think he was gay,
• 1:42:09
  oh dare You don't care what any Christian says about that. But I
• 1:42:13
  was just like this, what's your fact, what's your proof on that?
• 1:42:16
  We're in the Bible were you like, Oh, that's the real sus.
• 1:42:18
  This is a very patrionic conversation. That's the man's foot. Blessed it boom.
• 1:42:24
  I mean, if you, if you look like if you genuinely read
• 1:42:27
  the Bible, man, there's all sorts of sucking, sleeping with underage girls
• 1:42:31
  and rape and shit, like how did he gets the good book? Ain't
• 1:42:35
  good? Man? He kissed somebody's foot. I was like, man,
• 1:42:38
  if I had own goles, come on kiss like, come on, let
• 1:42:41
  me make them get away likeway like if you had, if you, if
• 1:42:45
  you, if you had seem Jesus will be up. Tell me out with
• 1:42:48
  this planter's officiitis. Damn, I do remember like this one part. Bro,
• 1:42:54
  I wasn't I did my first community. I wasn't into Santa or done
• 1:42:58
  of this stuff before anything. I was always uh fathomed by fucking mysticism and
• 1:43:02
  stuff like that. I always was reading about it, and I always had
• 1:43:04
  an interest in magic and all this crazy other stuff. But but yeah,
• 1:43:09
  yeah, or like other kind of spiritualities like I always had that, bro,
• 1:43:12
  So I never but my parents took me down that route where it's like
• 1:43:15
  I had to go through the first community and all this shit, bro,
• 1:43:16
  I just remember. But that was his part, bro, where they were
• 1:43:18
  showing this movie where Jesus finds out they're like selly shit the church and he
• 1:43:23
  gets all mad and he walks in. He starts flipping tables over. He
• 1:43:26
  was like, this is the house of the Lord. Start whipping people.
• 1:43:30
  Yeah, and he starts whipping people dogish. It was a Spanish movie and
• 1:43:34
  they made us. Can you do a review. I'm trying to find this
• 1:43:40
  movie for the longest I cannot. I'm gonna find it. I know my
• 1:43:43
  grandma knows the name of it. Who Yeah, like Avie with Jesus beating
• 1:43:45
  people. Dude. No, So there's this part, right, and you
• 1:43:47
  can't count. They show it every fund, they show it every fucking crimin.
• 1:43:53
  Yeah, roly like this he comes in. He was like, I
• 1:43:56
  guess everybody's like, yeah, Jesus is gone. We could sell shit at
• 1:43:58
  the church though, right, Like like so food starts selling up chicken stands
• 1:44:01
  there, zelling up food stands at the church, and Jesus was like,
• 1:44:04
  hey, man, I need to stop, like this is the praise of
• 1:44:09
  praise and sure enough because back he was like, y'all think that just because
• 1:44:12
  I'm gone. I was like, you can stop praising the god it he
• 1:44:15
  fucking lets the chickens go. He starts whippy Foods with a big as whip
• 1:44:17
  like it is Jesus bro Like he's just like she was like, fuck you,
• 1:44:20
  this is the house of the Lord. Didn't didn't the Christal fiction scene
• 1:44:25
  give you like some type of chills that honestly, like I cried when I
• 1:44:30
  saw the mail Gibson. When I did cry, I felt really bad because
• 1:44:32
  I started like I still believe, Like not that I don't believe it,
• 1:44:34
  Like I really do believe the whole way everything it just stands. But I
• 1:44:38
  really felt bad. I was like the fact that idea, if somebody really
• 1:44:40
  did do that for for for the sake of watch. I didn't like the
• 1:44:45
  way the way saved, the way, the way the Satan, the way
• 1:44:47
  the Satan character looked in it was scary that ball dude, that ship was
• 1:44:50
  scary. I hated that ship. Watch it. I don't see no to
• 1:44:54
  me, Like I don't know that I'm Christian, but I don't see the
• 1:44:56
  point of just watching someone get whipped for fucking total Yeah, and I really
• 1:45:01
  christ Shirts the bear or whatever the fuck it's called without a shirt on,
• 1:45:04
  and that was great and that doesn't mean shit. No, I don't.
• 1:45:09
  I don't. To me, I remember my like, I don't see the
• 1:45:12
  point of watching someone get beating. I don't happens, nothing happened. The
• 1:45:15
  movie isn't Jesus getting beat. He also gets like nailed to a cross.
• 1:45:18
  Yeah, another thing I don't want to watch. To me, it is
• 1:45:20
  just a movie. It was just like, I don't see what you're Christian.
• 1:45:25
  That's a movie that's supposed to make you. U have an appreciation because
• 1:45:28
  most of these things are super like. Well, people fainted, Yeah,
• 1:45:31
  people fainted during the movies. Yeah, during the premieres. During the movie
• 1:45:34
  it was for real craftic ladies will go ninety eighty ninety year old ladies,
• 1:45:38
  we're going to watch the movie like you see it, he said, and
• 1:45:44
  then they would have a heart attack and they couldn't believe it. And my
• 1:45:45
  mom went. My mom went twice. It's one of those I never went.
• 1:45:48
  That's reason she went. Once for you and once for your dad.
• 1:45:56
  It didn't work, didn't work, Well, you gotta go again. Yeah,
• 1:45:58
  she's the divorced that she's happen now, Bro, you and your dad
• 1:46:01
  are out of her life. Bro, she must be the happiest. We
• 1:46:04
  didn't go because we didn't go, obviously she must be the happiest woman.
• 1:46:08
  Bro, you didn't go, I guess you gotta go watch what is it?
• 1:46:10
  The Passion of the Christ? But Nel Gibson tell you God listen to
• 1:46:14
  her prayers. Bro. She's like, you and your dad are the ones
• 1:46:17
  here. He's like, we're gonna keeping twenty five year olds, so we're
• 1:46:20
  we're sixty less crazier than hip. Your mom's like, I just want to
• 1:46:26
  partner, please God. I just want to be happy somebody who loves me
• 1:46:30
  and ask my bag. Your mom got that, bro, Like your dad's
• 1:46:33
  out there still be the horror single for life with my dad like father likes
• 1:46:43
  have Willie Barcenter producer sitcom. Yeah. But you know what, though,
• 1:46:49
  Lee, I want to thank everybody for tuning in today. Somebody said I
• 1:46:54
  was a Disney Halloween Channel kid. I was not. I didn't watch Halloween
• 1:46:58
  Town until like I was older. I had access to them. I had
• 1:47:00
  access to Disney Channel all the time. But I was I'll tell you right
• 1:47:03
  now, I was a fucking Nickelodeon kid. In second place was fucking Cartoon
• 1:47:08
  Network. I was like, and if there was God forbid nothing in watching
• 1:47:11
  those channels, I maybe sucking watched the fucking h what is it a Disney
• 1:47:15
  Channel, and that's how I watched that movie about roller skating brink Sla.
• 1:47:20
  I wasn't a Disney kid, but Johnny Tsunami, Johnny Tsunami was dope.
• 1:47:26
  There was another motocross movie that was a thing. It was called Motocross on
• 1:47:30
  this the on the Disney Channel. Then they also had um Skating. They
• 1:47:32
  didn't watch Money Cyrus. Who was that Sharlo Buppo? What was Stevens?
• 1:47:38
  Even Stevens? Then it had Hillary Duff. I definitely watched Hillary Duff.
• 1:47:42
  Lizzie McGuire there show Girl from even Stevens also voiced Kim Possible, which I
• 1:47:47
  used to watch that show Possible. I used to like that. Nickelodeon used
• 1:47:51
  to have real fucking artists doing intros for fucking their shows, like they used
• 1:47:57
  to yeah, like dude else and then they had and then even Macy Gray
• 1:48:02
  had that uh, Macy Gray had that intro with it that was an animated
• 1:48:06
  show. At the end of a Girl was that Someone was told me that
• 1:48:10
  grass was my screen. Uh, and then it was like yeah, and
• 1:48:13
  it was like and that was the intro of the song, and it was
• 1:48:15
  like some bitch in high school. You real it wasn't the one that was
• 1:48:17
  animated by the same folks that did Rugrats, was it? It could be?
• 1:48:21
  I mean, but sup, Yeah, you're right, we have a
• 1:48:26
  green screen here. Can we do the Disney woman? Yeah? Do you
• 1:48:29
  know how we don't smoke the same? Welcome to smoke the same now you're
• 1:48:33
  back to Disney. Yeah? Did they apparently have to do that a bunch
• 1:48:38
  but we shouldn't seen the video. Yeah, they don't do it right.
• 1:48:40
  They don't do it right. They're so retarded. Exavier goes like this,
• 1:48:43
  you say that, but I feel like I would have it, but look
• 1:48:45
  like myself. Examvier was like, you're watching we don't smoke the same,
• 1:48:51
  big old dick. He Zon actually only does a swastic because fuck you,
• 1:49:11
  like, we'll never be back. Lets talk. Let me back in,
• 1:49:20
  bro. I know what want was about. This is what wanted. You're
• 1:49:30
  not watching Disney pile to answer your question, Xavier, yeah, we can't.
• 1:49:38
  I know how to do Oh and the show that with the Macy Grayanshaw
• 1:49:41
  was called Ginger. Yes, oh that's right. Yeah, I remember an
• 1:49:45
  episode. I remember an episode like the mom wouldn't let her shave her legs.
• 1:49:49
  Yeah, that was a great idea. What the fucking that much?
• 1:49:55
  Yeah, it's like, no, you can't shave your legs, you too?
• 1:49:58
  Yea, yeah, I do remember that ship it was. It was
• 1:50:00
  a crazy episode. But thank you everybody for tuning in. Thank you Tommy
• 1:50:02
  for coming by. If you guys want to come by, what is it?
• 1:50:09
  I will be posting hopefully Chili's working on the flyer, you know what
• 1:50:12
  she I know. I'm not saying hopefully she is. I know she's working
• 1:50:14
  on the Flyers. She's been doing a lot of things. The website.
• 1:50:15
  My website is looking very great because by the help, thanks to her help,
• 1:50:19
  I've been able to make some double changes. So go check out the
• 1:50:21
  website and you can also watch the we don't smoke this, No, I'm
• 1:50:25
  sorry. You can now watch the High and Hungry episodes all my website while
• 1:50:29
  you're shopping as well, so you can go ahead and just check that out.
• 1:50:31
  Every episode's updated. Um there's also other links on there and new products
• 1:50:35
  on there. But yeah, as soon as I get the flyer, there
• 1:50:38
  will be limited edition flyer. There would be limited edition posters, excuse me,
• 1:50:42
  limited edition t shirts, limited edition pins. That are just gonna be
• 1:50:45
  all theme for this pop up. A plus products is gonna be vending.
• 1:50:50
  Red Eye always is gonna be vending. There's gonna be a vinyl a vinyl
• 1:50:55
  pop up vendor. That's gonna be a collectible vendor. There's gonna be h
• 1:50:59
  what is it, uh, some candy vendor, and a couple we we
• 1:51:03
  still have room for like a couple other vendors. So just I'm gonna post
• 1:51:06
  everybody who's on the flyer. It's all family, so make sure you guys
• 1:51:10
  post up. There will be a smoking tent, so we got like like
• 1:51:12
  those Kingsanyana tents, so we have one. We could eat a smoke so
• 1:51:15
  that way we don't draw that much attention. So I'm gonna make sure we
• 1:51:17
  rent those out, and if it's really that hot for the fifteenth, I
• 1:51:20
  will be what is it renting those uh those fans with the water squirters,
• 1:51:25
  so we could all be cool. So bring your smoke. Uh fucking make
• 1:51:29
  sure you guys pull up. We're gonna have a special menu on High Hungry
• 1:51:31
  Menu created by myself and Koreas. So make sure you uh what is it?
• 1:51:35
  Uh? You fucking come up there, bro. We got two items
• 1:51:38
  that we're fucking excited to debut and those are gonna be available, uh,
• 1:51:41
  first time ever High and Hungry pop up. Please, if you're trying to
• 1:51:44
  vend your merch, if you're trying to vent something, hit me up because
• 1:51:46
  I'm not really I can't have any more food vendors because that defeats the purpose
• 1:51:48
  of a High Hungry pop up. But it's all family. Bring cash cash
• 1:51:53
  this king when it comes to those events, because everybody has fucking specials and
• 1:51:57
  yeah, I will have some joints and somebody knows address your show what is
• 1:52:01
  it? We will have a lot of different items available Examviera. Hopefully you
• 1:52:05
  make some merchant cash out that day. I'm just I don't know how many
• 1:52:08
  times I gotta remind you Rock, I would make some merchantf ourre you and
• 1:52:11
  definitely put him in a booth. Yeah, this would be the top for
• 1:52:15
  everybody to have their stuff. So you got to the fifteenth. Please make
• 1:52:19
  sure you guys, there will be thy music as well. We will be
• 1:52:23
  filming some behind the scenes content, but come enjoy the food. There will
• 1:52:26
  be a beer guard in a smoking ten. I'll be blogging that. So
• 1:52:29
  if you want to be on the blog, come stay. What's up from
• 1:52:30
  twelve to five o'clock or twelve to six. Oh yeah, and my homie
• 1:52:33
  Fleekon is gonna be there too. So Fleecon has a booth and he's a
• 1:52:36
  reseller of all kinds of other things. So I'm not just it's gonna be
• 1:52:40
  weak, there no doubt. That's a plus. Whenever you're going, we
• 1:52:42
  don't smoke the same production, but I'm trying to bring you like a little
• 1:52:45
  bit of everything. But I know there's people that like cards come by.
• 1:52:47
  I know there's people that are fucking like reselling stuff like come by. I
• 1:52:50
  know there's people that fucking like what is it one of a kind pieces and
• 1:52:55
  thrifty vintage come by? You could support high hungry come by. You want
• 1:52:58
  Xavier's talks against T shirts or rox pins or race pin come by. So
• 1:53:01
  seven fifteenth I will be posting the fucking um what is it? The link?
• 1:53:05
  I'm sorry, we're posting the links soon, but uh right, general
• 1:53:10
  admission, if you want to buy a ticket. What is it you can
• 1:53:13
  you can just get you get a gift with it. So I just want
• 1:53:15
  everybody to register. Yeah, there'll be different different admissions, but yeah,
• 1:53:19
  it should be free. That's to be really sorry. I'm really excited to
• 1:53:21
  do that. I'm gonna set up and I don't know where I'm gonna play,
• 1:53:25
  but I'm gonna definitely do. So you're gonna be doing a set where
• 1:53:27
  DJs at Oh okayre just gonna me know what time when everybody's packing then,
• 1:53:30
  so he's gonna be in the beer garden. Okay, cool. Yeah,
• 1:53:32
  I'll try to make something. The food is gonna be so fucking fire.
• 1:53:36
  I cannot wait for everybody to try it. If you like my day schools
• 1:53:40
  and you like all that stuff, consort because this is gonna be hacked.
• 1:53:42
  And plenty of street parking. That's that's huge. That's actually as an older
• 1:53:46
  person, that is something where I'm just like, yeah, fucking parking.
• 1:53:49
  That is that you're saying that are you old enough where you've left somewhere because
• 1:53:54
  there's no parking. I've never been there yet. I've done it twice.
• 1:53:57
  Same I was no farking turned around. I'll fucking drive out of city walking.
• 1:54:02
  I'm at the park by the way to the top. Yeah, I
• 1:54:04
  definitely. There's been a couple of times where I've gone to go do something
• 1:54:06
  with people and we couldn't find parking and I was like, you know what,
• 1:54:10
  just let him know that we couldn't go. Yeah, the infut work.
• 1:54:14
  The infut will be on Patriot once again. Thank you Barts Barbecue forour
• 1:54:18
  call that number making meal preps and also hit up La L Works non stop
• 1:54:25
  all fucking day because they need to get my boy Barts Barbecue back in there
• 1:54:28
  and we'll show up if they let him back in there and say invite them,
• 1:54:30
  Well, I sort of got on. We'll show up fucking a hundred
• 1:54:35
  deep bro like like like like no doubt, we'll have enough big beer.
• 1:54:40
  Now we'll get fucked up. But you can't control a hundred drunk people like
• 1:54:45
  yeah, yeah, like we'll blow it out of proportion. Uh, stay
• 1:54:48
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• 1:55:08
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• 1:55:11
  early August, but somewhere teetering on. There's album. I mean DJ Will's
• 1:55:15
  album. DJ Will's album is gonna be fucking fire when it comes out,
• 1:55:18
  though the year's ending on. It's been the soundtrack of the special Damn but
• 1:55:33
  it ain't the best. But yeah, no, I'll have merched for that
• 1:55:41
  definitely. By the time we're doing this, I'll probably try to play some
• 1:55:44
  of that stuff. It's essentially a Too Nami remix album. So if you
• 1:55:46
  grew up watching to Nami, think the bumper music with all the cool anime
• 1:55:51
  quotes and shit like that. Uh yeah, I'm really excited for it's coming
• 1:55:55
  out now thousand. He's just chilling in the spaceship. That's t Unami guy.
• 1:56:00
  Oh Tom Yeah, that's also the same guy that played Spike Spiegel from
• 1:56:03
  Cowboy Bebop. No, that's true. Eric Bloom, Eric Bloom, Yeah,
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  to cook for you, or like if you don't have a like me like
• 1:56:35
  you, if you really like, like for real, like this this is
• 1:56:39
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• 1:56:43
  sure, for real, Like that's a that's a healthy portion meal. I
• 1:56:46
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  I'm gonna post it up with the A finally fucking taken forever Um,
• 1:57:30
  definitely gonna be at the Korea's Fish Market. Got some new drippy. I
• 1:57:34
  think I might have to do what I've been doing out in Boston. But
• 1:57:38
  any purchase from me you can get an embroidered hat. Gonna be working on
• 1:57:43
  some bass pros as well, make it LA themed limited drop. You know,
• 1:57:46
  I'm gonna I'm gonna do something for the sette so all that, all
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  that. Yeah, you're on the rise, man, so get that shall
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  it's accessible exactly, got shoot me and follow all that and then um yeah,
• 1:58:02
  man, just grinding away. I'll be in Boston again around August doing
• 1:58:06
  the damn thing and the East Coast people out there I want to pull up.
• 1:58:10
  I'm gonna do the same kind of deal. That's right there. You
• 1:58:13
  go hit that light bun and subscribe. Thanks for coming on to Barts.
• 1:58:15
  That meal was great. Yeah, that's my only meal of the day,
• 1:58:17
  so thank you. Yeah as well, I'm full for the rest of the
• 1:58:24
  day. Thank you Barts. Thank you for time for coming on. I
• 1:58:25
  got some new hats coming on and we'll be working on on the low low.
• 1:58:29
  That'll be dope. I'll see you guys at uh in the Bay and
• 1:58:32
  Torrance today. Me, Sam Tripoli, Eddie Bravo, pull up. You're
• 1:58:34
  on the guests lest you already know, DM me, that's not me.
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  That's called in the Bay. In the bay. Yeah, and I hit
• 1:58:43
  the light bund and then thanks for George Brest for stories for taking me on
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