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White Chocolate | Son of a Boy Dad #369 ft. Jason Williams · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 6: No, I'm not quite like that.
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  Speaker 5: You like to get there early.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I mean, you know, I don't want to be
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  Speaker 6: hustling at all.
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  Speaker 6: Yesterday, so good.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah. If you could call it that was it a disaster?
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  Speaker 8: I would call it the United Nations evacuation zone. I've
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  Speaker 8: first world countries. Let's get into it.
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  Speaker 5: It is say I start us off, brother, all right, already,
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  Speaker 5: welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 5: Today it's January twenty, it's two pm to ten pm.
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  Speaker 5: Welcome Roan, thank you, thank you for having me, of
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  Speaker 5: course introduce our guests.
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  Speaker 1: This is gentlemen, this is Jason Williams Jay will White
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  Speaker 1: Chocolate for the Hooping and Hollering podcast. But our co worker,
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  Speaker 1: our buddy in here, and he's got just a lot
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  Speaker 1: in common. I mean we came in just talking talking
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  Speaker 1: golf in Orlando, which is literally your entire life.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, I can't believe that I've learned the
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  Speaker 6: two guys here, my buddies, so called co workers, were
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  Speaker 6: in Orlando and then call me to play golf. I mean,
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  Speaker 6: what what? What prasis?
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  Speaker 8: Do you know the name of the course that we
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  Speaker 8: played at Orange Orange County National? Yeah, that's it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: that's where we were.
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  Speaker 6: Panther Lake or Crooked Cat?
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  Speaker 8: Crooked Crooked Cat kind cat?
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  Speaker 6: What kind of shape? Was it in?
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  Speaker 8: Pretty good? Solid? So freezing? It was freezing down there.
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  Speaker 6: They had a live event there last year. You believe that.
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  Speaker 8: At the course?
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  Speaker 5: Can you believe that on Crooked Cat?
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  Speaker 6: As much money as they live people have, they went
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  Speaker 6: there to host Do.
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  Speaker 8: You believe that? Now?
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  Speaker 5: That is pretty insane.
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  Speaker 8: I'm not going to say anything negative about it. They
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  Speaker 8: were generous to host us.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, oh they're always nice to me.
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  Speaker 1: But but come on, you're right, you're right, they've got
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  Speaker 1: a lot of money. But maybe they you know, they
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  Speaker 1: they they want something down home, and that feels like Orlando.
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  Speaker 1: What's your home course at Orlando?
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  Speaker 8: Do you know it?
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  Speaker 9: No?
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  Speaker 6: Is that that's where Tiger got hit without seven iron
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  Speaker 6: in the side of the head the club, Yeah, by
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  Speaker 6: his wife excell.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course that haven't had a golf course.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, in my house, my neighborhood.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, where you did you see it go down?
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  Speaker 8: No?
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  Speaker 6: I didn't.
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  Speaker 5: Damn.
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  Speaker 6: It's like he's on the other side.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah. Yeah, wait a minute, that's where he lived. That's
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  Speaker 8: where they lived, correct, he and Ellen Nordegren.
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  Speaker 6: Correct.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, because I thought that there was Like I thought
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  Speaker 1: that right after that, didn't he like drive down the
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  Speaker 1: street and like hit a bunch of cars or something.
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  Speaker 6: Actually hit a fire hadant trying to get away in reverse.
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  Speaker 1: In your neighborhood?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah? Really, you know what I was wondering if he
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  Speaker 6: hit the fire hydant like on a cartoon, you know,
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  Speaker 6: when the water shoots straight up life. That is a
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  Speaker 6: good question. I didn't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why I thought he was in like Jupiter, Florida.
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  Speaker 5: That was the that was the second time.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I would have assumed that too.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's where I think that's where he went when
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  Speaker 6: after the divorce.
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  Speaker 5: I think that's where he goes now, yeah, yeah, god
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  Speaker 5: it remember when he got he got that mug shot
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  Speaker 5: like the recent one.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I think that was in Jupiter, Florida.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think that's that's what he was talking about,
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  Speaker 6: driving down the street, banging in the different cars he.
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  Speaker 8: Was he was, he was on Zan's Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Did you ever run into him.
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  Speaker 6: At the clubhouse? Yeah, kind of nervous. There's like three
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  Speaker 6: people that I'd love to meet in my life, Tiger Woods,
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  Speaker 6: Roger Federer, and Tom Brady. I met one Tiger. I
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  Speaker 6: was nervous as hell. He was eating breakfast. I didn't
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  Speaker 6: want to bother him, but I mean that's Tiger Woods.
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  Speaker 1: Did you contect yourself for you?
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  Speaker 6: Like, hey, No, I just said, hey, I just wanted
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  Speaker 6: to a big fan, blah blah blah. But then I
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  Speaker 6: got later on in life, I got to meet Sean Foley,
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  Speaker 6: his coach, and he got a Master's flag signed to
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  Speaker 6: me from Tagger, which is great.
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  Speaker 8: Did you ask for that?
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  Speaker 6: You know, not really, I just Sean knew what kind
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  Speaker 6: of fan I was. I'm a huge Tiger Woods fan. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: and I guess he's put two and two together and
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  Speaker 6: give me a blessing.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know that that it's I would think that
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  Speaker 8: Tiger Woods knows who you are.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I'm not so sure about that, but I definitely
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  Speaker 6: know who Tiger Woods is.
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  Speaker 8: That's yeah right.
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  Speaker 1: He was telling me a story today that how like
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  Speaker 1: he met Kevin Durant and like Kevin Durant said he
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  Speaker 1: used to wear number fifty five because of him.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was. That shook me up a little bit.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, just me walking in the gym to be
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  Speaker 6: able to watch him work out in the summer, Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: had me shook up a little bit because I that's
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  Speaker 6: Kevin Durant.
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  Speaker 8: I once got detention in sixth grade because me and Andrew
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  Speaker 8: deckerfeather Off wrote white boy on her knuckles.
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  Speaker 6: No way, that's funny you say that.
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  Speaker 8: French teacher was like, you can't at least you can't
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  Speaker 8: race yourself in fucking big pen.
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  Speaker 6: Web Simpson. I met web Simpson one day and he
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  Speaker 6: told me that his cat he did the same thing
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  Speaker 6: and got in a lot of trouble from my parents
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  Speaker 6: for that.
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  Speaker 8: Swear to god, I don't know that story, so I'm
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  Speaker 8: not stealing it.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, that's great, but you and Andrew Decker feather Off, Andrew.
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  Speaker 8: Decker feather and I fine, I both he did first
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  Speaker 8: name or he did it? He? Yeah, John was a
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  Speaker 8: couple of years older than I was, and I looked
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  Speaker 8: up to him, which choose your heroes more wisely. But
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  Speaker 8: I I he did it, and then I did it,
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  Speaker 8: and then my French teacher. He was the type of
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  Speaker 8: kid that could do it. We all knew he was
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  Speaker 8: gonna do that kind of thing.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, well, I'm not so sure how to take this
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  Speaker 6: the way you're talking about my tattoos.
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  Speaker 8: Let's put it this way. It works in the NBA.
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  Speaker 8: My man in the French class at Wayne Fleet in
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  Speaker 8: sixth grade not gonna fly.
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  Speaker 6: I agree. The guy that actually did him, he told
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  Speaker 6: me he wouldn't. He wouldn't have done him if I
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  Speaker 6: wasn't in the NBA.
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  Speaker 8: Is that so really?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's too like prisoner or I'm not so sure.
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  Speaker 6: I didn't ask why. I just had the money and
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  Speaker 6: get to work.
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  Speaker 1: Andrew dackerd feather Off sounds like a Native American.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I would had to have that name and forget
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  Speaker 6: to put my name on my paper and have to
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  Speaker 6: write my name one hundred time.
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  Speaker 8: Sure, horrible.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, with the Andrew Dacker feather Off. I didn't even
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  Speaker 1: know about the white boy in the nouicles.
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  Speaker 6: What do you mean you ain't a true fan, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Boy?
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  Speaker 8: Did you know?
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  Speaker 6: Of course?
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  Speaker 5: I was in with Featherbocker, me and him.
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  Speaker 1: Did you make him Jewish?
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  Speaker 6: That's great? What made you guys do that? Really? Well?
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  Speaker 8: He was a huge fan of yours, and I was
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  Speaker 8: a huge fan of his. Adam the communicative property Adam.
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  Speaker 6: I'm sorry, Adam.
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  Speaker 8: Is his name Andrew Andrew?
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  Speaker 6: Shout out to Andrew Andrew.
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  Speaker 1: Is he still with us? I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: This will be a crazy He'll be blown away seeing that.
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  Speaker 8: I'm not sure. He was a very good lacrosse player,
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  Speaker 8: but potentially a wayward soul. He ended up switching schools,
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  Speaker 8: and then, in an ironic twist of fate, years later,
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  Speaker 8: I switched to the same school that he had switched to.
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  Speaker 8: I didn't follow him. I was over it by that point,
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  Speaker 8: but he ended up I would I used to have
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  Speaker 8: to like to get him dropping me off on the
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  Speaker 8: way home from lacrosse practice. I was somewhat on the
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  Speaker 8: way home for him, but not really so I would
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  Speaker 8: not at all, Like, it was not that far out
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  Speaker 8: of the way, And so I would pay him five
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  Speaker 8: dollars to drive.
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  Speaker 1: Me home, which adds up every day.
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  Speaker 8: Well not every day, it was just there. But he
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  Speaker 8: would say, like, boy, I could really use the gas money.
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  Speaker 8: Think of what the price of gas must have been
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  Speaker 8: if five dollars was really making a difference in his
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  Speaker 8: gas money.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's twenty five dollars a week.
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  Speaker 8: It wasn't every day. It wasn't every day. I spread
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  Speaker 8: spread this around. He was also the only one that
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  Speaker 8: charged me.
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  Speaker 6: Why wouldn't you just ask someone else.
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  Speaker 8: There I live. He lived like five towns away. Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: and I lived two towns away. So all the other
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  Speaker 8: kids lived in that town that was at the public school.
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  Speaker 8: But he now were the only two kids that didn't
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  Speaker 8: live in the town. We both tuitioned in because it.
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  Speaker 1: Was he had to go out to the reservation and yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he was all the way out there. Yeah, damn, that's
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  Speaker 1: so sick with a legend. You never played lacrosse, did
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  Speaker 1: you know?
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  Speaker 8: You always just ball?
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  Speaker 6: I played basketball, football, and baseball all the balls. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: but lacrosse except those balls. Lacrosse was too physical. I quit.
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  Speaker 6: I quit football and baseball too, And like my freshman year,
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  Speaker 6: I was scared I get hurt, I wouldn't be able
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  Speaker 6: to play basketball.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it makes sense. I got to prioritize.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I didn't want any any any physical contact in any sports.
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  Speaker 5: No, neithers away from that.
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  Speaker 1: You feel like it's pretty physical.
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  Speaker 6: I do. Yeah, women's lacrosse is really physical. I don't
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  Speaker 6: know that because my daughter played a little bit in
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  Speaker 6: high school.
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  Speaker 8: It's not as physical as man.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like men's lacrosse like hurts. Like I feel
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  Speaker 5: like the whole time I played, I would just be
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  Speaker 5: in I played for like two years. I would just
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  Speaker 5: be in pain.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Like I would just throw the ball at you
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  Speaker 6: instead of trying to score. I'm just trying.
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  Speaker 5: To just get rid of it. Yeah, Like I don't
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  Speaker 5: want to be the guy.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm good.
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  Speaker 1: France has wanted to be the guy. You're like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know that you were.
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  Speaker 5: What was your position?
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  Speaker 8: Midfield?
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  Speaker 5: Long stick?
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  Speaker 8: No that I was.
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  Speaker 6: I was.
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  Speaker 8: I was an All American high school American.
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  Speaker 6: Oh wow, yeah, I like, is that like defense or
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  Speaker 6: is it?
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  Speaker 8: You can it both ways? The trans of okay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the transit of property, that's nice. That's as it's
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  Speaker 1: a tough sport. It's an athletic. You have to be
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  Speaker 1: pretty athletic, and I just feel like you're just getting
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  Speaker 1: whacked with a pole so much.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, people mock it all the time. It's just like
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  Speaker 8: super elitist sport. I've said this before, but it's like
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  Speaker 8: I laughed because when people use lacrosse as a punchline
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  Speaker 8: and they're like, yes, you probably played the cross, it's like,
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  Speaker 8: well you should have seen some of the sports that
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  Speaker 8: I considered fucking pretentious. Yeah, like we had we had
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  Speaker 8: a polo team, an actual polo team. Really, their uniforms
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  Speaker 8: were blazers. I think they wore ties while they were playing.
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  Speaker 5: That's how do you even get in? Is that like
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  Speaker 5: you got into Harvard and you're like, I guess I'll
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  Speaker 5: try out for the polo team or is that like
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  Speaker 5: they were playing polo their whole life.
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  Speaker 8: It was a club team, and I think people that
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  Speaker 8: had loved horses and money that's a big money thing
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  Speaker 8: towards it. Well, Yeah, there was this one family that
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  Speaker 8: owned twelve polo ponies Jesus, and so they sort of
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  Speaker 8: subsidized the whole program and the team would have to
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  Speaker 8: drive two hours away to their farm, their grounds in
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  Speaker 8: order to practice.
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  Speaker 1: There's like a f one equivalent type of show. I
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  Speaker 1: think on Netflix about the people who play polo, and
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  Speaker 1: it's like just ferraris and even the soares.
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  Speaker 5: Or like race cars.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like very high end.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I've always wondered that how you have people get into
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  Speaker 5: that m But I think that's just you just gotta
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  Speaker 5: be born into that, right, I'm.
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  Speaker 6: Not so sure. I've never once in my life thought
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  Speaker 6: about racing that or riding a horse. Yeah. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 6: never thought about riding a horse never in my life.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, he's from West Virginia too, brother. You don't
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  Speaker 1: ride horses in West Virginia.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, of course, which is not you. No, I'm not, No,
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  Speaker 6: I'm not. I'm not. I'm not that type of person
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  Speaker 6: to interact with animals.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, animals in general.
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  Speaker 6: Those kind of dolphins and like that I would never
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  Speaker 6: get into.
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  Speaker 8: I wouldn't have put those two family. I was thinking
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  Speaker 8: like live stock.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, I'm more like of a doll guy. Yeah yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: to hell with horses and cows and dolphins.
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  Speaker 1: I do kind of put I see how dolphins are
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  Speaker 1: in the same category as horses. Just like big and
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  Speaker 1: kind of like intel or like a spiritual mysticism about them,
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  Speaker 1: like a little bit smart.
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  Speaker 8: They're both animals that if one of your Latin American
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  Speaker 8: cousins passed away, someone would spray paint memorial shirt with
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  Speaker 8: them in like some kind of sunset way. Yeah, dolphins
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  Speaker 8: jumping out of the water. We missed you every day. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I love riding a horse. It was so fun. It's
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  Speaker 1: so nice. But my wife doesn't like it. She's she's like,
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  Speaker 1: you should like get scared, but yeah, horses no scared.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but they don't know when you tell the stop. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: they do, and they choose to don't have to you
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  Speaker 6: say whoa, yeah, whoa whoa?
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  Speaker 8: You go whoa whoa whoa?
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  Speaker 1: Or just yeah, just fucking lean back. I feel like
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  Speaker 1: it's all just leaning and leaning.
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  Speaker 8: There's a lot of ways to talk to them.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I rode a horse in Wyoming, like through a mountain,
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  Speaker 5: but I wasn't. It wasn't like I was solo, like
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  Speaker 5: I was on like a ranch where that was like, Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: they had like a guide through a mountain. Yeah, like
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  Speaker 5: through a valley.
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  Speaker 8: I guess tunnel.
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  Speaker 5: We went over him. We did go to the top
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  Speaker 5: of the It wasn't a big mountain, but it was
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  Speaker 5: still horrifying. And my horse, yeah, my horse, like the
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  Speaker 5: ears kept on going back. And the girl was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: that means that it's pissed. She was like that one
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  Speaker 5: gets angry. And I was like, so what do I
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  Speaker 5: do with it? Like he's just gonna send me off
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  Speaker 5: the cliff or what are we doing?
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  Speaker 6: You didn't have no spurs on your boots?
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  Speaker 5: Oh no, I didn't. I think I was wearing sneakers.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: That's fucking that's a faux pap wearing sneakers, even like
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: wearing white socks under cowboy boots on the back of
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: a horse, and I feel like it's just you have
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: to look the part if you're going to be on
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: a horse.
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: Definitely I had.
• 15:24
  Speaker 8: I had similar situation. We stated at a ranch once,
• 15:27
  Speaker 8: I think it was in Wyoming. Are you maybe my Montana?
• 15:31
  Speaker 8: And they had the one thing they tell you is
• 15:34
  Speaker 8: don't drop the reins, right, it's basically letting go of
• 15:39
  Speaker 8: the steering wheel, And sure enough I was really bored.
• 15:43
  Speaker 8: I find myself bored.
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: Because you're barely moving half the time.
• 15:47
  Speaker 6: Okay, so are you sore after?
• 15:51
  Speaker 8: Well, it depends on your hit mobility, I would say
• 15:54
  Speaker 8: very limited. Yes, it was mine, my horse, so my
• 15:58
  Speaker 8: ball's hurt.
• 15:58
  Speaker 6: Really yeah, you just get.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: But you have super long balls.
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, true, I thought they were on both sides.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: We did always have super long balls.
• 16:16
  Speaker 8: So you let go of the reins as we were
• 16:19
  Speaker 8: crossing through a sort of small creek, and you know,
• 16:23
  Speaker 8: it was as if I had injected the horse with LSD.
• 16:28
  Speaker 8: It started freaking out because it got the reins caught
• 16:31
  Speaker 8: around its face or something like that. And then to cope,
• 16:35
  Speaker 8: it just chose to fall over, like just lay down,
• 16:39
  Speaker 8: not even like just dumble. And it fell onto its
• 16:43
  Speaker 8: side and I had one leg pinned under the horse
• 16:47
  Speaker 8: as it was thrashing around. I was eight years old, Jesus,
• 16:52
  Speaker 8: long before Andrew Decker feather Off days. And the guide
• 16:58
  Speaker 8: rushed over because I'm in the creek and I'm like
• 17:01
  Speaker 8: half underwater and half out and you know, and he
• 17:05
  Speaker 8: came over.
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: This actually happened is insane.
• 17:08
  Speaker 8: And he took a bowie knife and he cut stirrup
• 17:13
  Speaker 8: and then wrenched my leg free because I was trapped
• 17:15
  Speaker 8: in the in the stirrup.
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: That's insane, do you think?
• 17:18
  Speaker 8: And then, by the way, by the way they like
• 17:20
  Speaker 8: rided the horse, and they put me back on the
• 17:22
  Speaker 8: horse for the rest of the ride, because at this
• 17:24
  Speaker 8: point we were miles from the ranch.
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so I blame you for getting back on the horse.
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well he's eight.
• 17:33
  Speaker 8: Who was you with.
• 17:34
  Speaker 6: I'm just gonna hop on that horse with your.
• 17:37
  Speaker 8: I don't know if there was a whole lot of
• 17:39
  Speaker 8: like double horsing.
• 17:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, this other horse can lay dead in the creek.
• 17:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, yeah, but they they they did blame me,
• 17:50
  Speaker 8: and I guess in hindsight it was my fault. I
• 17:53
  Speaker 8: think horse people will know that if you drop the reins.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Your eight though, it's like, what the fun?
• 17:57
  Speaker 8: Yeh shouldn't be knew the rule?
• 17:59
  Speaker 6: He knew? The rule.
• 18:01
  Speaker 8: Is the one rule.
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they should adductate the reins to your hands.
• 18:04
  Speaker 6: That's That's the type of reason I won't get on
• 18:06
  Speaker 6: a horse, because even if you don't let go of
• 18:08
  Speaker 6: the reins, if the motherfucker wants to take off running
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: fast as he wants that he's going to he will.
• 18:12
  Speaker 6: And y'all think you just say whoa.
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: They also get like scared like cats.
• 18:19
  Speaker 6: I don't speak. I'm not a cat guy.
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: Really, I'm a big cat guy, Are you Oh I
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: love cats?
• 18:24
  Speaker 8: You?
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, to the best.
• 18:25
  Speaker 6: I'm not so sure about that. Better than dogs.
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: I don't know if i'd say they're better than dogs.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: But they're they're their neck and neck.
• 18:31
  Speaker 6: I don't know about that. They're so good, really, how
• 18:33
  Speaker 6: can you say that? And they just they're weird.
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're hilarious. You really sit and just watch a cat.
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: No, I'm scared to death of a cat.
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: You gotta get a nice small cat and.
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: Then I'll watch it. Like if I walk into someone's
• 18:46
  Speaker 6: house and with cats, you know, they ship over there
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: in this box, right, and then they up on the counter. Yeah,
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: and you expect me to put some food there and
• 18:55
  Speaker 6: eat off that counter where they is tracking their ship
• 18:57
  Speaker 6: on this counter.
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: I feel like dogs.
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: Dogs aren't on the counter.
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: They're always jumping up, though.
• 19:04
  Speaker 6: They are, they are, but they're not shipping in a box.
• 19:06
  Speaker 6: They ship outside and don't ever walk in it.
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but they ship outside and then they're like they're
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: smelling this ship. They're licking it. Dogs eat ship.
• 19:12
  Speaker 6: I don't want to. I don't want to take your
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: love away from cat.
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: No, No, I get it, but I get it. Francis
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: is anti cat too, so I hate them.
• 19:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I hate them too. As a matter of fact,
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: I probably shouldn't tell this, but I'm going to the
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: first time on the podcast. Right. Yeah, as a kid,
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: when we grew up in West Virginia, we used to
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: find straight cats, yeah, and take them in a bucket
• 19:31
  Speaker 6: of paint. Oh the tail ski?
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: Oh just the tail.
• 19:35
  Speaker 6: No, so our hand doesn't get ski and then we
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: kind of they did. I never did it.
• 19:42
  Speaker 8: What do you mean ski?
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there's dunk them, dunk them down there.
• 19:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, and then we're.
• 19:47
  Speaker 6: Stand on top of the football bleachers.
• 19:50
  Speaker 9: Oh, they always.
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: Lay on their feet.
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, of course. Of course you probably could have done
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: that without the.
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: Paint though, right, I don't know why I didn't do it, Bud,
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: was it you had a pattern on the field. I'd
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: like for you guys to come and see where we
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: grew up, and that's why you realize, that's why we
• 20:06
  Speaker 6: were I had.
• 20:06
  Speaker 8: A toy I think that with some sort of like
• 20:08
  Speaker 8: paint by spiral, you know, you could spin something. It
• 20:12
  Speaker 8: was similar, but we didn't do with cats.
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Well, so you were riding horses and ship we
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: were fortunate as Yeah.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: Cats are paint.
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: That's right, that's right.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: What the color paint?
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: It would be red, blue, whatever, you know, whatever can
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: you could find.
• 20:31
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but paint's expensive.
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: Well they're stealing it somewhere from the s Williams.
• 20:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah, M A B.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Paints. You know, cats were just licking themselves for ever
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: to get fucking cleaned off that paint.
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: But also, I mean you were doing dickheads ship the cats.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Cats do dickheadship to humans all the time, Like they'll
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: just go on to a shelf and push a vase off.
• 20:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Cats.
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: Cats are stupid.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Condicted more than anything.
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: They're definitely dumb. I would say they're levels similar to
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: a dog, a.
• 21:03
  Speaker 6: Dog way smart. How many cats you've seen out there
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: in the motherfucker War? Not one?
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: Cats are all, but cats will be out on the
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: streets for years.
• 21:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, smelling like ass.
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: That's what they're making that they're making their living. They're surviving.
• 21:17
  Speaker 6: No, not like a dog. Dog. You see way more
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: straight dogs than straight cats. Them dumb ass cats.
• 21:23
  Speaker 8: You don't see any cats helping blind people, that's for sure,
• 21:26
  Speaker 8: that is true.
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: You don't seeing.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: A blind person They probably like dink into.
• 21:31
  Speaker 6: Their cat helps. Nope, not in any sap form or fashion.
• 21:35
  Speaker 6: How does a cat help.
• 21:36
  Speaker 8: You if you had like an emotional support cat, it's
• 21:39
  Speaker 8: gonna do what like AI does and be like, you
• 21:41
  Speaker 8: know what, you're right, you probably should kill yourself.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they're the horses have they're like prey animals,
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Like they have their eyes on the side of their
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: head because they're like prey. Cats are predators, like they
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: have their ship on the front in their head. Same
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: with dogs. Their eyes are on the front of their head.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: So anything that has their eyes on the side of
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: the head, like they're inherently prey. So they're gonna be
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: scared and get spooked. And they're always just like looking
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: around giving that like horse eye, you know what I mean.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Cats are after it though. Cats are gonna fucking bring
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: you a canary or something like that and be like, yeah,
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: I killed this for you. Yeah, that's the nicest thing
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: that they'll do. They won't go to war on like
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: your side, but they'll like they'll go and do like
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: a one off. They'll commit like an assassination for yeah,
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: for you. Yeah, they're like a CIA agent. They're not
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: a soldier. Dogs are soldiers. Cat will just go and fucking.
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I would say Cia agent.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: That makes sense, you know what I mean?
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a good comparison.
• 22:45
  Speaker 8: Jason, I find that is Jason.
• 22:48
  Speaker 6: Okay, well, yeah that sounds great.
• 22:50
  Speaker 8: Okay, what do you go by? J Will?
• 22:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah? Oh okay, that's better. I'm sorry, don't ever be sorry.
• 22:57
  Speaker 6: You wrote white boy on your knuckles both Yeah?
• 22:59
  Speaker 8: True? True?
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: You could you call them white white chocolate?
• 23:02
  Speaker 8: Oh right? ABC? Yeah yes, back to j Will. Yeah yeah,
• 23:10
  Speaker 8: Now I can't remember what I was. Oh yeah, I
• 23:11
  Speaker 8: was gonna say, Uh, when you meet somebody and you
• 23:14
  Speaker 8: find out that they are a cat person, or they
• 23:17
  Speaker 8: have cats, or you enter the home of someone with cats,
• 23:20
  Speaker 8: doesn't it just you can't even help yourself. You judge
• 23:23
  Speaker 8: that person.
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, they're they're Damnard at the bottom of my list.
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: I never I'm never going.
• 23:28
  Speaker 8: To go back and never going back.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: They have a dog too, wasn't a dog and a cat?
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: I mean that's still the same category.
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: What about two dogs? One cat?
• 23:37
  Speaker 6: A cat? Is all limits for me? Yeah, in all
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: parts of life.
• 23:42
  Speaker 8: What do you think it says about that person? What
• 23:44
  Speaker 8: does exactly that mean from a personality.
• 23:48
  Speaker 6: Or my opinion, this is just my opinion. I think
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: that they're weird, maybe a little weird if you own
• 23:53
  Speaker 6: a cat, just just fucked up, really, because a cat,
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: a cat brings nothing to the table for me. What
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: does it bring to the table?
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: And I think it's people who want companionship without responsibility.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: They want one side of relationships. So they're like, I
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: want to have a pet who I can cuddle with
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: and make feel nice, but I don't really want to
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: take care of it.
• 24:12
  Speaker 8: This is cool.
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: This is dog owner propaganda, that's all.
• 24:17
  Speaker 6: There's so many more options you can do that with
• 24:20
  Speaker 6: other than a cat. But like a bird, a person,
• 24:25
  Speaker 6: how about that I start with that.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: No, you have to take care of a person like
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: a cat will fucking no.
• 24:30
  Speaker 6: There's the way where we're at in this world today,
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: swiping and all that shit. Bomb you can call, they'll
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: be over here. Do whatever you gotta do that you
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: want that cat to do, and then kick them out.
• 24:41
  Speaker 6: They're done. You ain't got to take care of nobody
• 24:44
  Speaker 6: but a cat. You got man, Come on, man, you're
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: gonna set a box over there in the living room
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: you want your cat to go over and shit in.
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: And here you all were setting with your girl on
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: the couch trying to do something vile, right, and then
• 24:56
  Speaker 6: the cat, y'all ever doing what you do in the
• 24:58
  Speaker 6: bed now, and the cat's over there and ran up
• 25:00
  Speaker 6: and on your head, her head out of no good,
• 25:04
  Speaker 6: scratch it out of you. This is true, paint definite.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: There has to be a statute of limitations.
• 25:15
  Speaker 6: That's past. Oh you know, excuse me, that was bucking
• 25:20
  Speaker 6: like eighty nine ninety Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was fine.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: That was fine.
• 25:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, go back to Bill. No straight cats, I'll bet you.
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Or they're like they're like rocked up and like hardened blues. Yeah,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: just stiff. That's the mask. What's your pro cat? What
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: gave us a little pro pro cat propaganda?
• 25:41
  Speaker 8: Oh me?
• 25:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you love cats? Yeah, a lot of you feel
• 25:44
  Speaker 6: the lots of the whole world.
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: There's any I like all animals. I like, I'm a
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: big animal guys. So I mean, I have dogs, we
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: have a cat.
• 25:52
  Speaker 8: I like them all. They're great.
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: It's best of both worlds.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: You have two of them.
• 25:56
  Speaker 8: But that that defense is weird. Well, it's just also
• 26:01
  Speaker 8: like there's nothing like all animals. You had to incorporate
• 26:06
  Speaker 8: other species in order to make the defense.
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: I saw, I guess cats. I mean they're like dogs.
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: They are similar to dollgs.
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: Don't you dare really all because they have four legs.
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: Because they have four legs, and they're also just they're smaller.
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: You know, you can pick them up, throw them around
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: like you know, you can ski them, like you could
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: ski them in the comfort of your own home too. Yeah,
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: and then they and then and then they start liking it.
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: They come running back. They're like, I want to grab
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: me by the tail again, throw my shit around back
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: in the pain.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: I saw someone on Instagram posted like a video of
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: them on their couch and it's just a couple and
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: they're just lounging there with their dog, their cat, a
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: pig and a rat runs over them and they just
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: have all of them and the pigs just their snoring
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: and their kind of defense. Is like, we love all animals,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: but I think having the dog and the cat is
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: even a step towards having the rat and the pig.
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the rat and the pig, that's freak ship even
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: like people that have cat, Like you've ever see the
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: people that have like they'll have like a puma. Yeah,
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: that's they're a freak.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Like a lynx or like that.
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you get a regular domesticated cat.
• 27:16
  Speaker 6: Whoever you saw that video, she was a pig. She
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: wanted someone like that.
• 27:21
  Speaker 8: That's true. I think people do get the animal that
• 27:23
  Speaker 8: they think is who they are, right, you are ever
• 27:27
  Speaker 8: heard that like you are your pet?
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or like there's accounts where people look like their dogs. Yeah.
• 27:33
  Speaker 8: So I think having a cat means you have cat personality.
• 27:38
  Speaker 8: You are like a.
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: Cat aka weird.
• 27:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah, or just like very anti social keep weird hours.
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: Some people they go to there, they bring their cats
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: out and about. You know, they're they're they're taking their
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: cats with them.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Everywhere, put them on a string and walk them.
• 27:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly.
• 27:55
  Speaker 6: Have you ever seen a cat on an airplane like
• 27:58
  Speaker 6: you see a dog?
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: I think, yes, I actually think I have really loose dude, No,
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: not loose in a yes so no, no I haven't. Yeah,
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: just in a box and like a little carrying in
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: a box in a carrying box.
• 28:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Cats good. The world will be a better place
• 28:14
  Speaker 6: without cats.
• 28:15
  Speaker 8: I retally agree it would.
• 28:18
  Speaker 6: How much do cats cost?
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: Like twenty bucks?
• 28:21
  Speaker 6: But don't have like like a Persian cat or other?
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: Like, oh yeah, you can get you can probably get
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: some expensive cat diamese.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, okay, something like that, hairless allergenic cats. I
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: think cats in the wild are way scarier than a
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: dog in the wild too, especially like a mountain lion
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: or something like that. Like encountering a mountain lion on
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: a path.
• 28:41
  Speaker 6: You'd count a mountain line or a wolf.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: I think mountain lions there's better pass to being able
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: to beat them than.
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: A little way.
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: They say, if you see a mountain lion, it's already
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: been already been stalking you for like hours.
• 28:55
  Speaker 8: That's tough. That's a tough question. Wolf or or mountain
• 28:59
  Speaker 8: lion in the wild. Let's think about that for a second, right,
• 29:03
  Speaker 8: the wolf, the wolf's threat is the mouth. I think
• 29:08
  Speaker 8: the mountain lions that is mouth and pause. Yeah, is
• 29:12
  Speaker 8: the wolf attacking you with paws?
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: Probably can, but it's not even close to what a
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: mountain lions.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: And we're talking to a lone wolf, right, not a
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: wolf pack.
• 29:21
  Speaker 8: Well, so that's the fear, is that if you see
• 29:22
  Speaker 8: a wolf, there's probably four or five others right behind it.
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: Dumb ass cat by self.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: I have heard that if you see a mountain lion
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: on a trail, you're supposed to like kind of make
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: yourself like big and ship like that, like start making noise,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: banging sticks, banging rocks and stuff like that.
• 29:39
  Speaker 8: I'm true that the best way to scare it off
• 29:41
  Speaker 8: is to just go try to pat it and get
• 29:45
  Speaker 8: love from it. It is a cat, after all. What
• 29:48
  Speaker 8: fuck you?
• 29:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't want to get away from me.
• 29:50
  Speaker 8: I live for myself.
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: You guys. Have you guys got no good cat experiences?
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: This is what it's coming down to.
• 29:56
  Speaker 6: The urine cats are useless, You fucking useless.
• 30:01
  Speaker 8: You don't know when it's gonna go from that thing
• 30:04
  Speaker 8: where it's leaning in and sort of nuzzling, which is
• 30:06
  Speaker 8: nice to war furious.
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're right, you're right about that. But I don't
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: even think they're angry. I think they're just trying to play.
• 30:12
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  Speaker 1: How are you guys? Flights from Orlando.
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: Orlando's got the best airport in the world. Don't they smooth?
• 34:59
  Speaker 6: No line?
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: My god, I've never I turned the corner. I felt
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: like you know when you like you can feel it
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: in the back of the throat. You're like, I'm up,
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna start crying.
• 35:09
  Speaker 6: I was.
• 35:10
  Speaker 8: I was worried about you your level. I've never seen
• 35:13
  Speaker 8: you that anxious before. Of what when we got to
• 35:16
  Speaker 8: our gate and you didn't have food yet and you
• 35:19
  Speaker 8: saw the line and you were like us having to
• 35:22
  Speaker 8: just trying to get on the plane, was I'm.
• 35:24
  Speaker 6: Like, wow, those are so many people.
• 35:26
  Speaker 8: It was Monday night, MLK Day. My guess is that
• 35:30
  Speaker 8: it's like the busiest weekend of the year, maybe to
• 35:34
  Speaker 8: go to fucking Disney World. I don't know every check no, fortunately,
• 35:39
  Speaker 8: I mean I have pre checked and clear.
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: So it was it was he went right through, I
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: have read, I have only clear and it took me
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: probably what forty.
• 35:49
  Speaker 8: Minutes forty minutes secure. Yeah, there was a regular line.
• 35:53
  Speaker 8: It truly was like it looked like Ellis Island when
• 35:57
  Speaker 8: people were, you know, getting their tonsils checked.
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: Literally, it was like there was like it was like
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: three different lines and it wasn't even they weren't even lines.
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: There was no like separators or anything. It was just yeah,
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: thousands of people just standing not moving, like they weren't
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: moving at all. I waited in that line for like
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: two minutes. And I was like, oh, this isn't moving,
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: Like there's no order here. This is just people just standing.
• 36:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's just groups of like families with daughters who had,
• 36:24
  Speaker 8: you know, competed in these like cheerleading competitions, and for
• 36:28
  Speaker 8: whatever reason, we're still bedazzled. Yeah. So they're like the
• 36:32
  Speaker 8: sequined mass. Scarra is running as they cry from like
• 36:36
  Speaker 8: the fact that they're you know, miserable and hot, and
• 36:38
  Speaker 8: nobody's everyone's scared. It's a scary airport.
• 36:42
  Speaker 6: And then you have to get on that train. That's
• 36:43
  Speaker 6: that's from nineteen fifty.
• 36:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah, the train.
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: I hate anytime you're in an airport and you gotta
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: get on a.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Train, Atlanta's dead to put you on the train.
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: Atlanta's like you're taking like three trains.
• 36:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and then you have to run a four to
• 36:55
  Speaker 6: two forty to make your.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Phoenix has a train. I think Phoenix has like a
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: long train. There's Yeah, the train is fucking brutal.
• 37:04
  Speaker 8: Let's start really quickly with the morning though, because we
• 37:09
  Speaker 8: we were originally supposed to fly Sunday night, spend the
• 37:12
  Speaker 8: night in a hotel in Orlando, wake up, play golf,
• 37:16
  Speaker 8: come home Monday night, and both of us said that
• 37:19
  Speaker 8: we want to minimize the amount of time we spent
• 37:22
  Speaker 8: in Orlando.
• 37:23
  Speaker 6: I may ask why.
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: I don't even think it was Orlando specific. It was
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: more so just trying to get in and out.
• 37:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 37:30
  Speaker 6: It seems to me is that you really didn't really
• 37:31
  Speaker 6: want to go from the get go.
• 37:33
  Speaker 8: Mmm. I think that's fair.
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: It's a fair assumption.
• 37:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's fair.
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: It wasn't like we didn't want to. It wasn't like
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: I was dreading. Yeah, yeah, but it was more so
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: just like this, you know, because I'm not a big
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: golf guy anyway, It's like, but it was fun, We
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: had a good time.
• 37:50
  Speaker 8: We switched our flight, We switched our flight to.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Were excited about the original flight.
• 37:56
  Speaker 8: Yeah. Well right, So to bring you in a little
• 38:01
  Speaker 8: A big part of what we talk about here on
• 38:03
  Speaker 8: Son of a Boy Dad is our flights that we
• 38:06
  Speaker 8: take are differing levels of status on specifically Delta Airlines.
• 38:11
  Speaker 8: Once upon a time, I was designated as a first
• 38:14
  Speaker 8: class traveler here at Barstool Sports.
• 38:16
  Speaker 6: What what may interrupt? What does what made you that?
• 38:21
  Speaker 6: How'd you get on that list?
• 38:22
  Speaker 8: I was frequently traveling with this golf group, which is
• 38:26
  Speaker 8: a high earning group at barstool, and as a result
• 38:29
  Speaker 8: of my attachment with them, they had said, Okay, he
• 38:33
  Speaker 8: keeps flying with us, like he should be flying first
• 38:36
  Speaker 8: class because they'll fly New York to Hawaii, which is
• 38:39
  Speaker 8: a twelve hour flight, and to sit coach for that,
• 38:43
  Speaker 8: you know, I'm not going. It's not great. But I
• 38:47
  Speaker 8: had been happily and you know, luckily flying first class
• 38:51
  Speaker 8: for a long time. Ron Is also was a designated
• 38:54
  Speaker 8: first class traveler. Harry was not, and couldn't handle it that.
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: The asking questions I started, so I started looking places
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: I shouldn't.
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: Are you you he's the rat?
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, pretty much, he told I didn't directly bring it.
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: It wasn't like I called Dave. But it was my fault.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Made you put up the bat signal and Dave saw it.
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: Dave saw it, he shut it down.
• 39:17
  Speaker 8: I almost feel like we would have had a better
• 39:19
  Speaker 8: shot at not having what happened happened if you had
• 39:22
  Speaker 8: called Dave.
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: Probably, yeah, yeah, probably.
• 39:26
  Speaker 8: This was a big thing. This was a big problem,
• 39:29
  Speaker 8: and everyone it was funny, but to everyone except me, right,
• 39:37
  Speaker 8: I was the only victim. I think Roan's still good
• 39:39
  Speaker 8: because he does a lot for barstools, So I think
• 39:41
  Speaker 8: he's still in a good spot.
• 39:43
  Speaker 6: I am.
• 39:43
  Speaker 8: I'm truly like this was our first first of all,
• 39:46
  Speaker 8: this was the first flight for work since Harry demoted me.
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: This was like what four months ago.
• 39:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it was the first flight for work. And of
• 39:58
  Speaker 8: you know, coincidence, of coincidence, it's we're flying.
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: Together, which never which we never do.
• 40:03
  Speaker 8: We don't fly, we don't often travel together. So the
• 40:05
  Speaker 8: first flight since he gets me relegated from first class
• 40:09
  Speaker 8: to coach and we're on the plane together. So I said,
• 40:15
  Speaker 8: let's fly on this flight on Friday evening six pm
• 40:18
  Speaker 8: out of LaGuardia to Orlando. And we booked the flight
• 40:22
  Speaker 8: and because of my status, I got upgraded to first class.
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, thrill Diamond medallion.
• 40:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, pissed back there.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Well, so he's texting me on the side, He's like,
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: I'm excited, like this is gonna be sick. How my
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: first one I got upgraded. Like he's good at Harry's
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: in the back like I'm about to make.
• 40:41
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna make content out of it. Well, I wanted
• 40:43
  Speaker 8: it to be a surprise, and I was like, I'm
• 40:45
  Speaker 8: gonna shoot, I'm gonna send him my meal, I'm gonna
• 40:48
  Speaker 8: speak down to him. I'm gonna be like, I hope
• 40:50
  Speaker 8: he's okay back there. I'm gonna tip the stewardess to
• 40:52
  Speaker 8: like go shack a special treatment, you know what I mean,
• 40:55
  Speaker 8: Like it'll be make it funny because this is a
• 40:57
  Speaker 8: thing that people are invested in, and and on fucking
• 41:02
  Speaker 8: Saturday or something, Harry decides to his credit that he
• 41:08
  Speaker 8: wants to be able to finish the Patriots game, which
• 41:11
  Speaker 8: was being played from three to six pm on Sunday,
• 41:15
  Speaker 8: so he's like, we should move our flight. He decides
• 41:18
  Speaker 8: he wants to move his flight.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Later because it was going to be on Sunday night,
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: not Friday night, and it was gonna be during the
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: Patriots game.
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: Correct, it would be like yeah, I would been like
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: in the fourth.
• 41:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah. So instead of telling me, he just tells the
• 41:31
  Speaker 8: bookers at barstool, like, changed my flight to later. No
• 41:35
  Speaker 8: no no, no, no no no, you told me after
• 41:39
  Speaker 8: you'd already changed your flight.
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I changed it solo. I just did it.
• 41:43
  Speaker 8: Oh you changed it without telling me, That's all I'm saying.
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: No, but I told you before. I was like, I'm
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: gonna probably changed my flight.
• 41:50
  Speaker 8: You during our episode when our episode edited, you were like,
• 41:53
  Speaker 8: I'll probably change.
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: My flight for the Patriots game. And I did, and
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: then I texted you and I was like, I changed
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: my flight.
• 41:59
  Speaker 8: Just heads up, you changed your flight. Yeah, look, it's
• 42:02
  Speaker 8: not your fault that, like, I get that to me.
• 42:04
  Speaker 8: It was like I was bummed because I had this
• 42:07
  Speaker 8: funny thing planned.
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and now that was gone. I fucked it up.
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: I'm look, it's a problem.
• 42:12
  Speaker 8: I got problem, but whatever, that's fine. But this.
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: I don't even have a cat.
• 42:18
  Speaker 8: Well, this is where it starts to get even funnier.
• 42:21
  Speaker 8: So now I'm like, oh, well, I still want to
• 42:23
  Speaker 8: make a funny video or content and for everybody else. Yeah, yeah,
• 42:28
  Speaker 8: because that's how this place works, is like we do
• 42:30
  Speaker 8: very like I don't know, slice of life vo heuristic bullshit.
• 42:34
  Speaker 8: And uh so I'm like, all right, well then I
• 42:36
  Speaker 8: should switch to Harry's flight as well. Right, So then
• 42:40
  Speaker 8: I switched to his flight.
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: Which I didn't know he was going to do.
• 42:43
  Speaker 8: Well, why wouldn't I have done?
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: I don't know, I just did. I wasn't thinking about it.
• 42:46
  Speaker 8: Also, fundamentally, it's like we should be splitting ubers and
• 42:49
  Speaker 8: like keeping costs.
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, of course, but this was we were also planning
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: on getting in on Sunday, so I was just gonna
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: go to the hotel.
• 42:59
  Speaker 8: But I'm saying we would have split an uber from
• 43:02
  Speaker 8: the Orlando airport to the hotel. Whatever, it doesn't matter
• 43:06
  Speaker 8: to finish this quickly. When I switched to his flight,
• 43:10
  Speaker 8: of course, I lost my first class seat and there
• 43:13
  Speaker 8: was only one first class seat left on the plane,
• 43:15
  Speaker 8: which he bought. So we went from me being in
• 43:23
  Speaker 8: first class and him and coach to him in first
• 43:27
  Speaker 8: class and me and coach. And it was all because
• 43:31
  Speaker 8: he had, without consulting me, changed everything.
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: It was one hundred bucks. How can you not?
• 43:40
  Speaker 8: But the irony of this is that like I am,
• 43:43
  Speaker 8: look at the sweater I'm wearing, Like I am perceived
• 43:46
  Speaker 8: as this pretentious, like you know, fucking douche. This guy
• 43:54
  Speaker 8: cannot handle not flying in first class so much more
• 43:59
  Speaker 8: than I can handle it, to the end that like
• 44:02
  Speaker 8: he will pay out of his own pocket to upgrade himself,
• 44:06
  Speaker 8: whereas I wouldn't do that.
• 44:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, now I'm a big first class guy.
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: It's just I don't know why I'm not. Like we
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: were talking to him, we were talking about it yesterday,
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: Like you were saying, you like to upgrade hotels.
• 44:17
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I would much rather pay more for like a
• 44:20
  Speaker 8: nice hotel than a two and a half hour flight.
• 44:23
  Speaker 8: I don't give a fuck if I'm flying coach.
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: For me, it's like the opposite. It's the opposite. I'll
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: sleep in a tent if I have to if it
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: means i'm flying first.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: Really Yeah, well you also were what he did you
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: get relegated too?
• 44:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah, so on this now now we're flying.
• 44:38
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry, you're better than me. I'd have took my
• 44:39
  Speaker 6: ass back to the hotel and flew home the next.
• 44:41
  Speaker 8: Morning we had to make the content. We still had
• 44:45
  Speaker 8: to shoot, so uh then on on, like I don't
• 44:49
  Speaker 8: know when this was Sunday, I texted Harry because I
• 44:52
  Speaker 8: was at I have a place upstate and it was
• 44:56
  Speaker 8: snowing like crazy, so I would have had to drive
• 44:59
  Speaker 8: back for the seven thirty pm flight, And I was like,
• 45:02
  Speaker 8: this is kind of Harry, like what do you.
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: And also rams Bears ended up being a fucking heater.
• 45:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah, so I was like, dude, there's a seven am
• 45:10
  Speaker 8: flight if you want to change again in the morning
• 45:15
  Speaker 8: seven am, which would get us in plenty of time
• 45:18
  Speaker 8: to play golf. But now we're doing a round trip
• 45:21
  Speaker 8: flight to Orlando for the.
• 45:22
  Speaker 6: Day and playing golf.
• 45:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah. Yeah, And and Harry was like, oh, that's a
• 45:27
  Speaker 8: great idea, let's do that. So once again we switched independently,
• 45:31
  Speaker 8: and once again Harry.
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: No, it's stuck. I didn't buy it.
• 45:36
  Speaker 8: Oh you just yeah, just carried well, because I paid
• 45:38
  Speaker 8: for it, you still got his first class seat.
• 45:41
  Speaker 6: I might be wrong.
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: I think I might have paid more.
• 45:43
  Speaker 8: Oh you paid that.
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: I think when I transferred, they were like, it's going
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: to be an additional how much. I don't remember that matters.
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: I think it was another hundred Yeah.
• 45:51
  Speaker 8: So you're in for another two hundred bucks.
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: Another two imbe too deep now, But you're good your
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: first class.
• 45:56
  Speaker 8: But I'm first last seven am flight, right, so we're
• 45:59
  Speaker 8: up at five?
• 46:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah? I do that every Monday.
• 46:01
  Speaker 8: You do, yes, sir, he does it.
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: He goes here and back.
• 46:04
  Speaker 8: Does that not give you anxiety?
• 46:08
  Speaker 6: I have medicine for anxiety.
• 46:10
  Speaker 8: So I'm good Sunday night. If you know what I'm saying, Like,
• 46:15
  Speaker 8: you're going to bed totally fine, knowing you have to
• 46:18
  Speaker 8: be up at four thirty all the night before.
• 46:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I do have anxiety. Then that's where I
• 46:23
  Speaker 6: don't say good.
• 46:24
  Speaker 8: Yes, I'm gonna be like uncomfortably.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: He also said he went to bed after like during
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: the fourth.
• 46:32
  Speaker 6: I'll go to bed at eight o'clock though, to the
• 46:34
  Speaker 6: fourth quarter of the championship game. Yeah, yeah, I have
• 46:41
  Speaker 6: Miami and the over last night and went to bed
• 46:44
  Speaker 6: at the end of the third quarter.
• 46:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, fuck it.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: And and they both won. Yeah, he thought they were
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: both gonna lose, and they both wound up winning. He
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: just didn't even care enough to see his bead through.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, seems more important prioritize.
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, true, got.
• 46:55
  Speaker 8: It, fair enough. Yeah, to finish this story, We're now
• 47:00
  Speaker 8: on this seven am flight. I get there, I don't.
• 47:05
  Speaker 8: I had made up my mind that I was so
• 47:07
  Speaker 8: mad at Harry for what had happened that I wasn't
• 47:10
  Speaker 8: going to talk to him. We spoke, though, well, because
• 47:14
  Speaker 8: I got on the plane and didn't see him.
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: I'm nowhere to be found.
• 47:19
  Speaker 8: I'm gone. And I knew he was gonna be in
• 47:20
  Speaker 8: first class, so I was expecting to fully like walk
• 47:23
  Speaker 8: past him and just ignore him as I trundled on
• 47:26
  Speaker 8: back to fucking steer.
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: That would be hilarious.
• 47:29
  Speaker 8: But he wasn't in first class, and so I was like,
• 47:31
  Speaker 8: oh shit, where is he? So then I sit down,
• 47:35
  Speaker 8: I'm in twenty seven B it's there's a bathroom right
• 47:38
  Speaker 8: next to me. Like the door opens and I'm hit
• 47:43
  Speaker 8: with a wave of shit smell. And by the way,
• 47:47
  Speaker 8: it was the women passengers that were causing the real problems.
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah you said that.
• 47:51
  Speaker 8: I don't know what is going on with them in
• 47:53
  Speaker 8: the morning, but holy one.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Because they feel like it's a safe place to shit,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: Like they'd rather shit on the road than I hope.
• 48:00
  Speaker 6: Oh mys on an airplane.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Oh yes, dude, I know they're They're insane.
• 48:06
  Speaker 6: It would have to be the I'd have to be
• 48:08
  Speaker 6: a extreme emergency for me to ship on airplane, big time,
• 48:14
  Speaker 6: the biggest there's not I can't even imagine a guy.
• 48:17
  Speaker 6: I'm not even a big guy, but it got bigger
• 48:19
  Speaker 6: than me. Just to go piss in an airplane is tough.
• 48:21
  Speaker 6: Let alone. Shit.
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't stand up in those bathrooms.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: I think women would prefer to ship in front of strangers,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: where a guy would prefer to ship in front of
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: his loved ones. Women wouldn't want to shit in front
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: of loved ones. They want to be in front of strangers.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Guys don't want to be in front of strangers. They
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: want to be in front of level.
• 48:39
  Speaker 8: It was also almost like once one of them realized
• 48:42
  Speaker 8: that someone in front of a woman another woman had
• 48:44
  Speaker 8: done it, they were like, oh, now now, and it's
• 48:48
  Speaker 8: we're just at terminal velocity of ship smell.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: It's like what like a Russian firing squad where twenty
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: guys shoot, but only one has the bullet.
• 48:56
  Speaker 6: It's like, you.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Don't know who actually ship. So the more of us
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: get in the bathroom, the more we can kind of
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: cover it.
• 49:02
  Speaker 8: Someone broke the seal and they were all like, oh,
• 49:05
  Speaker 8: we can all do it. And they were just adding
• 49:08
  Speaker 8: their own flavors from their horrible digestive systems, and it
• 49:12
  Speaker 8: was creating this like confluence of misery that was hitting
• 49:16
  Speaker 8: me every time the door opened. And I'm talking like
• 49:19
  Speaker 8: bathroom door here, I'm sitting across the aisle from it,
• 49:23
  Speaker 8: and I'm in this seat, and this is hitting me.
• 49:27
  Speaker 8: And I know Harry's in first class and I'm back
• 49:31
  Speaker 8: here because of him. And I texted Roan.
• 49:36
  Speaker 6: You're back there because of him in more than one way.
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: Correct multiple ways.
• 49:39
  Speaker 8: And I texted Ron and I go, I don't know
• 49:42
  Speaker 8: what to do. I hate Harry and anyone else in
• 49:45
  Speaker 8: my life. I go, I hate him. I don't know
• 49:48
  Speaker 8: if I'm going to be able to get over it.
• 49:49
  Speaker 6: I go.
• 49:50
  Speaker 8: Now I understand why successful bands break.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: Down, as like waves of shit are hidding you, like
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: you're a Navy seal train.
• 50:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I was like, this podcast is going well, but
• 50:02
  Speaker 8: I don't know if I can talk to him ever again.
• 50:05
  Speaker 8: And then out of nowhere.
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I fucking puked everywhere up in first class. It was,
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: oh my god, it's awful. Really alright, So I'm so
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: I'm late as fuck.
• 50:19
  Speaker 6: For the flight, like you didn't make it to the bathroom.
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: No, I made it to the bathroom. But it was
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: it was a scene where we're we're I'm late as
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: ship right, like I'm I wake up, well, so I
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: wake up on time, like I woke up the second
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: my alarm goes off. I'm up because it's like, you know,
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: it's a work it's a work trip, and it's also
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: like if we don't make this flight.
• 50:38
  Speaker 6: We're fucked. Yeah, it was around together though.
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: We live very far with okay, Okay, I got that gout. Yeah,
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: so I wake up right when my alarm is set.
• 50:47
  Speaker 8: I'm up.
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: I get I throw on the golf clothes because it's
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: day trip. So I'm like, I'm getting ready for golf
• 50:53
  Speaker 5: right now.
• 50:53
  Speaker 8: By the way he says golf clothes.
• 50:55
  Speaker 6: It was that that I had.
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: No I had golf clothes on. You just couldn't really see.
• 50:59
  Speaker 8: You had your page as wind breaker and a pair
• 51:01
  Speaker 8: of Khaki's so stained that I honestly couldn't believe they
• 51:05
  Speaker 8: were really staying.
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: I don't know it was.
• 51:10
  Speaker 8: There were wet blotches all day. They never dried. I
• 51:13
  Speaker 8: don't know what kind of fluid that is, but they
• 51:16
  Speaker 8: never d just block like blotches, just a little brown,
• 51:23
  Speaker 8: just wet.
• 51:23
  Speaker 5: I didn't know anyone noticed that. That's news today, So
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: that sucks. But yeah, I get so, I'm latest ship,
• 51:31
  Speaker 5: latest ship. I can't find my I can't find my wallet,
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: like I'm got I'm fully ready to go choose on
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: no idea where the wallet's at. I'm running around the
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: apartment looking for my I'm like like I'm I'm pretty
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: much on the verge of like fully just losing, just
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: freaking out and just being like I don't know what
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: I'm fucked, And all I could think about was Francis
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: the entire time. I was like, I'm gonna have to
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: text Francis until him I'm missing the flight and I
• 51:54
  Speaker 5: will I'll never live this down. And so I eventually
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: I find the wallet, I get to the airport. France
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: is texting me. He's like, are you are you here?
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: I mean I'm in the uber still and I'm like, yeah, yeah,
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: i'll be I'm good.
• 52:11
  Speaker 8: Quick interjection. By the way, when he originally switched our
• 52:14
  Speaker 8: flights and upgraded himself to first and I got demoted
• 52:18
  Speaker 8: to coach, I texted him on Saturday night and I
• 52:22
  Speaker 8: was like, I said, I'm going to ruin your life
• 52:25
  Speaker 8: and I got good luck. And I have a little
• 52:28
  Speaker 8: bit of a reputation as being a life ruiner around
• 52:31
  Speaker 8: these parts, so I think he knew to take that seriously.
• 52:34
  Speaker 8: I was so fucking mad at him them, and it
• 52:36
  Speaker 8: only got it just reignited when the shit stuff happened.
• 52:39
  Speaker 8: But anyway, back to you.
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so I get I get to the airport security
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: line as long as shit. I don't even know how. Yeah,
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: isn't that the worst When you get there and it's
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: so early and you're like, well, at least it's early,
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: no one's going to be here. And then you turn
• 52:51
  Speaker 5: the corner and there's seven thousand people waiting and you're like,
• 52:54
  Speaker 5: oh my, I didn't know everyone in the world was
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: flying today. But anyway, so I get to my I
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: get through security. I'm I it's like just things just
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: kept happening, Like I get like, I get there, I'm like,
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: all right, I got I got ten minutes until boarding closes,
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: get through security. I refreshed the app. Now we're taking
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: off five minutes earlier. So now I'm like, okay, So
• 53:14
  Speaker 5: now I'm just fucked. And then I sprinted.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: You're a LaGuardia.
• 53:18
  Speaker 5: I met LaGuardia.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: What gate are you going to?
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: Sixty sixty?
• 53:22
  Speaker 8: It was far far? It was far. It's past the
• 53:27
  Speaker 8: Magnolia Bakery. Yeah, ten minutes all the way down, like
• 53:30
  Speaker 8: you go to the wall. Yeah, it's long.
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: So I'm not like much of an active person. I
• 53:34
  Speaker 5: don't know if you could tell, but I I'm in
• 53:37
  Speaker 5: bad shape. So I'm fucking flying through the airport like
• 53:42
  Speaker 5: the fastest. I'm not even kidding. It was the fastest
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: I've ran since I played like competitive sports, which was
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: like middle school.
• 53:49
  Speaker 6: Maybe that's why you're paying your sweat.
• 53:50
  Speaker 8: You can't sweat, Come on, sweat.
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: I get to the gate, I'm like, am I am?
• 53:57
  Speaker 5: I too late? They're like, now you're good. She was
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: like oh, and then she goes only because I'm in
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: a good mood though, which then I was like, all right,
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: so they actually do just choose to fuck you they want,
• 54:06
  Speaker 5: So that was kind of weird. But I was like,
• 54:07
  Speaker 5: all right, thanks, get on the plane. I get on
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: the plane. It's a thousand degrees on the plane. I'm
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: sweating my ass off. I've got three layers on. I
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: sit down. I'm in the window seat.
• 54:18
  Speaker 8: He smartly wore an under armored thermal under his golf shirt,
• 54:22
  Speaker 8: knowing it would be cold in Orlando.
• 54:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, which was I mean that was I think that
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: might have been what did it?
• 54:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 54:29
  Speaker 5: That killed me. I was trying to rip that thing off,
• 54:33
  Speaker 5: like I'm running in a went suit literally, And so
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: I get I get on the plane. I sit down.
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm like out of breath, and I'm like,
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: oh man, I don't feel good at all. But I'm
• 54:44
  Speaker 5: like I'm out of shape, and I also have stomach problems.
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: So I was like, whatever, it's fucking nothing. You're in
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: first class and I'm in first class and I made
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: the flight. So I'm drinking. I'm sipping my little water.
• 54:55
  Speaker 8: You know.
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: I got a granola bar, took it bite to that
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: and I'm like, this will go away. A couple like
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: ten minutes go by it. I'm like, it's not going away.
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: And then I have a I have like prescription, like
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: anti nausea medicine like Franz fran I'm like, I'll take
• 55:09
  Speaker 5: one of these. This will this will white. I don't
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: even think it dissolved. I don't even the second it
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: hit my mouth all of a sudden. Now I'm I'm
• 55:16
  Speaker 5: in my seat and I was just denying it for
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: so long, and I'm in my seat and we're taxing.
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: I'm in my seat and I'm like, I'm like, I'm
• 55:35
  Speaker 5: like putting, like I'm like trying to play it off,
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: like I'm like sneezing, and I'm like and then I
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: got to it like I was like, no, I'm good.
• 55:42
  Speaker 8: I'm good.
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: And then and then I was like no, I'm not good,
• 55:45
  Speaker 5: and I stood up for some reason. I hit the
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: flight attendant light. That dude jumps up. He's like, whoa wea,
• 55:51
  Speaker 5: you can't get up, and I'm like, it was like
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: I have tunnel vision just to the bathroom.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: It was like hit it with a movie.
• 55:58
  Speaker 5: He was grabbing. He had both of my show at
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: one point, and I'm like, and you could have hijacked
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: the plan. I'm like dodging him. He's like, it is
• 56:06
  Speaker 5: an emergency and I'm like yeah, and then like the lady.
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: I'm at the window. So there's the lady next to me.
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: I'm like, there's I'm feeling some sort of tension. I
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: look down, there's like nine cables wrapped around my legs.
• 56:17
  Speaker 5: I just rip them out of the socket. I literally
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: like felt it remove from her phone. Like I just
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: ripped him out, barreled to the bathroom and I puked
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: a lot and I felt better immediately.
• 56:32
  Speaker 6: And then do they not still have the little pup bag?
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: I was looking everywhere and then I saw you looking
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: for it yesterday when we were landing. Yeah, I thought,
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: I was yeah, I saw you looking for it, and
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: then that made me very uneasy.
• 56:44
  Speaker 8: Yeah, They're like, I'm not feeling well.
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: And then I see and I was like, yeah, I
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: just did it nine hours prior and we.
• 56:49
  Speaker 8: Were sat next we were seated next to each other
• 56:52
  Speaker 8: on the return flight, just out of coincidence. Uh, and
• 56:56
  Speaker 8: he had a middle seat and I had an aisle
• 56:59
  Speaker 8: and Harry we were coming through. I don't want to
• 57:02
  Speaker 8: I feel like, is that the end of that? Oh?
• 57:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean that was pretty much it after that. Yeah,
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: it felt fine after that. I mean it was pretty
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: humiliating though, because it was like I tried like we
• 57:12
  Speaker 5: were talking about it, being like people probably thought I
• 57:14
  Speaker 5: was hungover.
• 57:15
  Speaker 8: Well, I was like he should have said because the
• 57:18
  Speaker 8: woman was concerned.
• 57:19
  Speaker 5: I tried to say, Oh, that's that was the ending
• 57:21
  Speaker 5: of that.
• 57:22
  Speaker 8: That's the end. Yes.
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: I got back to my seat and I was like
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: trying to say something to that. I was like, I'm
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: not sick. I don't know why I thought that would
• 57:31
  Speaker 5: be good to say. Like, I just looked at her
• 57:33
  Speaker 5: and I was like, I'm not sick. She was like what.
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: I don't even think she knew.
• 57:38
  Speaker 8: I peked.
• 57:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she just like put her headphones in and we
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: didn't speak.
• 57:46
  Speaker 8: The rest of the flight.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: Wow, I'm not sick, all right, it sounds like something
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: a sick person.
• 57:54
  Speaker 8: Back.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: You said, the guy have hands on both of your shoulders.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: That should be full body control. I don't know how
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: you shook that.
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: I wiggled out. I had to. I had to.
• 58:05
  Speaker 8: I mean what what like, what choice does the fucking
• 58:10
  Speaker 8: flight attendant half at that point? Like if you're like, okay,
• 58:13
  Speaker 8: then I will throw up all over everybody in first
• 58:17
  Speaker 8: class cabin right to clean it up? Yeah, it's like
• 58:20
  Speaker 8: will you you you make the call? Yeah? You know what?
• 58:23
  Speaker 8: Are they going to abide by fucking FAA regulations or something?
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: I think when I was walking in, he was like,
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: he was like, you gotta hurry though, because we're they're
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: gonna be waiting for you. Oh yeah, And I was
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: like all right, but how I mean I was in
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: and out in thirty seconds?
• 58:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: Where did you throw in the toilet right now?
• 58:40
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, of course the door?
• 58:43
  Speaker 8: Somehow, somehow I I I didn't log in to my
• 58:49
  Speaker 8: phone on the Wi Fi because I have this brick device.
• 58:54
  Speaker 8: Do you know about the brick This is to this
• 58:57
  Speaker 8: is to sort of help people who have been addicted
• 59:00
  Speaker 8: to their phones. There's this thing you can get now
• 59:02
  Speaker 8: that locks you out of distracting apps, and you have
• 59:06
  Speaker 8: to in order to unlock it, you tap it back.
• 59:09
  Speaker 8: But I left my home without unlocking all the apps,
• 59:13
  Speaker 8: so I was basically limited to just texting, and therefore
• 59:17
  Speaker 8: I was like, well, then I'm not going to even
• 59:19
  Speaker 8: use my phone on the flight. But therefore, halfway through
• 59:23
  Speaker 8: the flight, I did want to listen to music and
• 59:25
  Speaker 8: I logged onto the Delta Wi Fi, at which point
• 59:29
  Speaker 8: I got the texts that Harry had sent. And this
• 59:35
  Speaker 8: is while I'm steaming mad from all the shit hitting me,
• 59:38
  Speaker 8: and he goes, Francis, did you just see that because
• 59:41
  Speaker 8: he had sent it earlier? And I go what? And
• 59:43
  Speaker 8: he goes, I just puked everywhere, And finally I was
• 59:47
  Speaker 8: able to be like, ah, there is some karmic justice.
• 59:52
  Speaker 8: God is shaking my hand after, you know, a little bit. Yeah,
• 59:58
  Speaker 8: revenge on the way act that that Orlando Airport is
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 8: a disaster. I don't know what's going on. Why why
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 8: are there there's nowhere to like, they can't house people
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 8: waiting for their flights. The gate areas for each flight
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 8: are too small. Yeah, everyone was standing the whole seven
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 8: gates of people standing next to each other like a concert.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 8: It was.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was the most crowded airport I've ever been
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: in ever.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, Francis, you're looking at me for answers,
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 6: and I don't have them. I wish I had them.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 8: Do you agree that it's a disaster.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a disaster. Oh okay, but on on Monday
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 6: morning at five thirty, it's great.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 8: It's not so bad.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's great.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 5: Are you flying out of Laguardi?
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 6: That's easy too, Yeah, that's fine.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah's great.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 6: You know, hopefully I'll make my flight. You know I'm
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 6: on this podcast. I'm only teasing. Yeah.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you originally went JFK and I was like, no, god.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the first first time I came through JFK.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, JFK's I mean, JFK's up there with Lando.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: That airport is despicable, it really is. You got a
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 5: did you do you fly Delta?
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 6: I did?
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 5: Did you have to walk an hour to get to
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: get out of the airport?
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 6: Probably. I don't really remember, because Miles, you know, bad memories.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 6: I tried to tend to get rid of them.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 5: Smart, that's smart. I hold to him. Why think about
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 5: him every day? You shouldn't remember that time I was
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: walking through JFK pissed.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: Worse than throwing up.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 8: I really texted speaking to me memories, I really texted
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 8: Roan on this flight, and I said, I think Harry
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 8: is the person in my life that I like the least. Really,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 8: I was that, and I meant it.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: It's crazy. We had we had great conversations all day.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 8: Well then we then we then and then I texted
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 8: him and I was like, I take it over. It's
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 8: great also for what it's worth.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: But you also, I will say, you also texted me
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 5: that as well, but that you're the person I like
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 5: the least pretty much.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 8: I was really mad and and I went too far
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 8: and I and I apologized.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: I took it on the chin.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he feel obliged.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 8: I'm sorry, No, it's okay.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 6: Do you feel obligated when you guys travel, When you're
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 6: going to travel again, do you feel obligated to let
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 6: him know, like, look, I'm in this sirt, I'm in
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 6: this seat, or I'm gonna think about getting first class. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 6: I mean only because of the text that.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 5: He Yeah, yeah, definitely. Now like even if I fly solo,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna be hitting him up.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like school threat.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 8: No. No, Look, this conversation that we've just spent thirty
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 8: minutes talking about, yeah, is very typical for the podcast.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 8: So I kind of felt that Harry would know if
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 8: on a flight where we're flying together, that is the
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 8: first flight since the big first class fiasco where one
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 8: of us has been upgraded or he's buying an upgraded seat, like,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 8: in all likelihood, we should be in that moment together,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 8: because even if it's just us relaying what happened on
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 8: the podcast, it will be far more compelling if we're together,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 8: as opposed to just having completely separate flights that we don't.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely panned out well too, Yeah, like genuinely.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 8: And I said to him, I was like, it's I
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 8: was like, ultimately, if I keep losing, that's great too,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 8: Like that's funnier. The world wants me to lose to you,
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 8: you know, the universe. Yeah, like our fans everyone, it's
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 8: it's as soon as I like beat him, it's not
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 8: funny anymore.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: I would say you, I would say, I would say
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 5: you won yesterday. Why, I mean, I was puking on
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 5: the way there, and then you had the aisle on
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 5: the way back, and I had talked to that lady
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 5: for like thirty minutes.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but once you puked, you felt better, and you
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 8: had first class on the flight. I skipped it.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: I don't deserve it. This was like, I'm not even kidding.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 5: This was like life changing, eye opening experience for me.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 5: I went to the gym this morning. Really, yeah, sh
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 5: it's changing. I mean hell, like that was unaccepted, dude.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 5: It was like everyone on the plane knew I threw
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 5: up because I had to run from the security.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 8: So I told him. I told him.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 5: I was like, I was the last person on the
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 5: plane by like ten minutes and then I puked.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: I told him I was I was like, and everyone
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: knew that.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah. When he said to the woman, I'm not sick,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 8: I was like, you should have said I'm hungover, because
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 8: then everyone will be at ease that you threw up
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 8: as a result of that, instead of having a virus virus.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 6: Tell the truth. Yeah, I'm fucking out of shape.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah I'm really out.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 6: Of shit at a sprint.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the fact that I mean, that was they knew.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: They all knew.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: The wedding is so humiliated wedding my hotweat on the plane, bro.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 5: After I puked, I looked in the mirror and I
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: was like, I don't even know if I can go
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 5: back out. I might just have to stay and just pale,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 5: like tears coming down my eyes red.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when you had team flights, would would you be
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: one of the first guys or one of the last
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: guys to get there?
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 6: Probably the first? Really?
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: Why you were just scared or you're just punctual?
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, uh, probably just scared a little bit.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you know what I mean?
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: Were you ever late? Did you ever like miss one?
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 6: Never? Really? Never?
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: And did other guys miss him?
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 6: For sure? Some people would pull up to the plane
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 6: and be the first one there, but be the last
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 6: one on the plane just because they're they just felt
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 6: obligated to be an hour late. Make y'all wait an hour.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 5: Damn the whole team Like the White Howard.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna go ahead and say it, the White Howard
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 6: is worse, the fucking worst. I mean. Stan Van Gunny
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 6: would write on the game like we were on the road.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 6: After the game, he'd give our talk. Whatever he'd write
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 6: on the board, whatever time the bus was going to
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 6: be to leave the arena. We usually give us like
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 6: an hour and a half the shower and get ready
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 6: to talk to me whatever. We always was on the
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 6: fucking bus for at least thirty or forty.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 8: More minutes extra with da White Howard.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 6: Dam Like, stand, let's leave his ass. No, I can't
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 6: leave him? Like why not? Well, because he gets thirty
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 6: and fifteen every night. I get it. I get it now, Yeah,
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 6: I don damn.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: Multiple busses now, don't they have like three busses now
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: and stuff like that?
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 8: You just have two.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 6: When I was playing, they had two going to the game,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 6: but only one going to the airport after the game.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 6: They had two buses. But the first bus will be
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 6: media and everybody like that second bus will be players.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 6: Some personality.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: That's narcissism, making everybody wait every time. It's gotta be right.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 8: Well, yeah, how comfortable are those planes.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 6: The ones the NBA guys playing on. Yeah, that's great.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 6: It's like it's like a Delta plane that you flew on, well,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 6: you flew on first classes, but it's like the first
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 6: class like row one and then row two is not
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 6: even in existence, and then it goes to three. So
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 6: there's like there's like the first the first part of
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 6: the cabin is where all the players set, The middle
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 6: part was where all the coaches set would just be
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 6: like regular first class seats, and then the last part
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 6: of the section was just like regular coach class where
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 6: media personnel like that.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 8: Could you guys smoke weed on the plane?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 6: No? Never, I never did, and I've never been on
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 6: a team that did.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: But they would bring wine and they play cards.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, everything else was a go yeah, yeah.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: What was it? Wasn't there a story that like, uh,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: who who was going to get traded to? Maybe Tim
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: Duncan was going to get traded to Orlando? But uh,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: Doc Rivers wouldn't let wives on the team plane, so
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: he didn't. That's when it signed with Orlando? Was it
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: Tim Duncan?
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 6: It was, that's when he signed with Spurs.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: And so he wanted to bring his significant other on
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: the plane.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know, only if he wanted to bring
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 6: her on the plane every trip or just a couple
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 6: of trips. I'm not so sure.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: How common is that that people want to bring their
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: significant other?
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 6: Pretty rare? I think it's rare. I've never been on
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 6: a team where people has done that.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: And why do you think Doc said no?
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 6: I'm not sure.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he just wanted to keep it family or didn't
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: want special or wanted to keep it just the team,
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: or didn't What do.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 6: You wanted to do. You got to make exception for
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 6: Tim Dunks.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: Tim duncan get you.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well the the thirteenth and the fourteenth
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 6: man on the on the on the roster, I made
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 6: them stay and let Tim Duncan bring his wife and
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 6: his cousin.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, that would have been sick. Yeah, Dan, And
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: what about snack snack baskets and ship like that? If
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: someone walking through the cabin and with like some fucking pretzels.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you got all that. But you can also tell
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 6: the flight attendants too, Like we land in Dallas and
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 6: we're gonna play and we're gonna leave tomorrow or that night.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 6: You can tell the flight attendants to get you whatever
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 6: you need for the plane ride, like barbecue or yeah whatever, snacks, whatever,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 6: you know whatever.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 8: That's awesome, that's so cool.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 8: Rules like, hey, we're playing the Knicks and I want
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 8: you to bring a ton of fucking Nomboo sushi.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 6: No John's on bleaker, well sure yeah yeah.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: Or some strip New York Strip steaks or some ship
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 6: Whatever, God, that would be so nice.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 8: Burgers from for Charles.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 6: In and out? What what kind of bird did you
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 6: just say?
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 8: Charles keep naming fancy faces that I figure you guys
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 8: would want.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 6: Now, let's let's get something straight, you guys. I'm not
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 6: part of you guys. Yeah, I'm part of the NBA,
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 6: but not that you guys are going those fancy restaurants
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 6: and ship he has.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: He has a very refined palette or like finite palette.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: Oh he's a chicken He's not even a burger guy.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: He's a chicken finger guy. Really chicken nuggets.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 6: I like chicken nuggets, of course, doesn't I like burgers too, though,
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 6: But I'm not eating no fish or anything like that. No, sure,
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 6: just like vegetable.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 8: Like if someone told you we're playing the Knicks. Yeah,
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 8: this place in New York has the best burger in
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 8: I've ever had. Uh? Would you be like I don't
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 8: want that? I want in and out? No?
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 6: Probably, But the first question I would ask you is
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 6: what we could I wear a sweatsuit in there?
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 8: I suspect that, given who you are, you get away
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 8: with whatever you want.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 6: Will you suspect wrong?
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: Really out and smoked from places they've been like you
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: can't come in?
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 6: Well no, no, not like that. I'm just saying like
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 6: it's not like what you think. Like I get away
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 6: with murder type ship just because I've played in the NBA. Now,
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 6: if I'm with a six nine, six ten black dude, yeah,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 6: we're gonna get some more better treatment.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 8: That's kind of what I thought.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, now, yeah, but me personally because your frame, Yeah,
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 6: because you're you're you're built like a still look like you.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 8: I feel like you're selling yourself short. When you were playing,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 8: you were one of the more recognizable, known players and
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 8: beloved players in the NBA. No, I don't know.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 8: Why did I write white boy on my knuckles? You
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 8: were what I thought.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 6: You were because your hero did true? But Johns he
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 6: But No, I'm a more of a person. I'd just
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 6: rather eat room service. I don't want to go out,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 6: and I don't want to go out and deal with bullshit.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 8: I guess if you're traveling forty one games a year, then.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 5: It makes sense, especially because every city you go to
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 5: is people are probably like, this place has the best.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 6: This more than likely. Yeah, I'm good with a hot
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 6: dog exactly too.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 5: I'm saying I I travel. We travel a bunch for
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 5: stand up and U Jimmy Johns for me, I like Jimmy.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: I stay I stayed loyal to Jimmy John's.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 8: I mean, I'm more of the Jimmy Butler persuasion. Where
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 8: I want if I'm in a nice a city, I
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 8: want to try some of the cool.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 6: Of course, you can just tell by looking at your
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 6: outfit of my outfit what type of.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 5: Food we're going to order, right, Yeah, I'm on his side.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but it's as versus you.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 5: Guys right now, they're like foody weirdos.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: I like to try nice food, try delicious food when
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: I go someplace. He was just in Germany and he
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: was just like chicken nuggets McDonald's chicken nuggets the whole time.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: And he said they're their NU guitar better.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 5: I'm not surprised at all they were. They saw like
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: beer at those McDonald's and ship right for sure.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but now ice no ice at all?
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Like I told him earlier, like Ronald McDonald would
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 6: kick his big ass they didn't have.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he would not be happy at all.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 6: Like I catch myself get a coup and it would
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 6: be like a bottle. I know, McDonald's coke is like sacred.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the bottle.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 6: I had to get a bottle of coke and McDonald's
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 6: and go to the Starbucks get a cup of ice.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 5: No, I'm not right.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: Just staying on American food. Food change while you're out there.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you got it, you got it.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 6: I did have those spaghetti bolonas from room service was great.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 6: I probably had. I was there five nights. I think
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 6: I probably had.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: Well, it was all your dinners.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 6: I probably had eight bowlonaise.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 8: You know, if you like figures, their thing is like chickens.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they try to get Yeah, I think you.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 8: Would have liked it. It's still breaded and fried.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's why I just stuck with the chicken, the
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 6: same thing. Why even with it.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 9: I tore.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I couldn't agree more, right, No need to change
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 5: me Right.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 6: If I'm hungry, I know that's gonna fiel me, fill
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 6: me up. I'm gonna taste this new ship. Now, my
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 6: taste's gonna be exactly, eat exactly. Want me some motherfuck
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 6: snitz or something.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: All it is is like a pounded chicken breast that's
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: breaded and fucking lightly fried. Yeah, the same exact ship.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 6: It don't taste like a McDonald's.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: McDonald's is pink slime. I mean, they're like pulling that
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: ship out of a soft served ice cream machine. It's
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: just pink meat coming out.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 8: I think that was debunked, wasn't it pink slime? I
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 8: thought so, But I could be right. I thought that
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 8: was debunked.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 5: I remember hearing that constantly.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 8: I know everyone. That was one of those viral things.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: Have you heard of pink slime?
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 5: People used to always be like, if you saw the
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 5: way that McDonald's nuggets were made, you would never eat them.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 6: You could say that about everything I know.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 5: And then I remember seeing it and being like, I'm
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 5: still eating them. Yeah, these are delicious.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: They are, but they're definitely dying them white. They're like
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: ungodly color.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 8: I'm never eating chicken the way those other places prepared
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 8: until they start compressing it into a pink slime.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, unchewable, chokeable slide.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 8: Shame on them for plucking the feathers off one by
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 8: one and wringing its neck.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: It's just like a gusher. It's just like a mystery
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: meat inside of there.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 6: I'm not gonna let y' all talk bad about McDonald's.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: I love McDonald's.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 5: It's really like McDonald's might be the greatest food ever made.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 5: It's just I can't. I can barely eat it.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 8: That's my point. Harry is saying, he's with you, like
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 8: why why deviate from my diet? Right? But he has
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 8: had stomach problems.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 5: Oh, I can't eat any of that stuff.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 8: For like fifteen years, and it's like, well, maybe you
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 8: should try some other things.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 5: Well, I know I don't need it. I don't eat
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 5: like that stuff as much anymore.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 8: Whatever you are eating is not working.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 5: I'm on yogurt right now. The sky is strictly. He
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 5: does it strictly yogret.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 8: Six out of seven days of the week. His shit
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 8: is not solid.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's probably it's more likely that it's the machine
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: than the fuel.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 5: I think it's the machine. I think that's what I think.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: The machine. I think you get under the work because
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: no matter what fuel, unleaded premium.
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  Speaker 5: The machine damn near totaled.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 8: He hasn't cleaned under the lug nuts.
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  Speaker 6: That's not good.
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  Speaker 8: The warrant he expired many years ago, he is, Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: But I got after it this I got after it
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  Speaker 5: this morning.
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  Speaker 6: What did you do?
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  Speaker 5: I did twenty minutes of cardio light and then I
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 5: did some lifting treadmill or elliptical treadmill incline, of course, incline,
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  Speaker 5: love the incline.
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  Speaker 6: What type speed?
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  Speaker 8: Four?
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  Speaker 5: Got up to four point six flight speed? Four point six?
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 5: That's actually not even close to true.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you were walking.
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  Speaker 5: I think I was at three point five and got
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 5: up to three point six four.
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  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I would say four point six is the
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  Speaker 8: most uncomfortable pace to be at on a walking Well,
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  Speaker 8: it's it's.
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  Speaker 5: In between between running.
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  Speaker 8: I need to either be walking or running.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: How's your fitness journ? You said you were just getting
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: back into squattings started yesterday?
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 8: How was it?
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  Speaker 6: Actually? I did a week before I went to Germany?
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 6: Didn't it didn't didn't do any lifting in Germany. Nothing physical.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like it's tough to say, to say consistent
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  Speaker 5: when you're traveling like that.
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  Speaker 6: Well it is if you're soft mentally, you know what
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  Speaker 6: I mean? Heard and which I was, which I was
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 6: sawd that week.
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  Speaker 5: I needed to hear that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Oh do you remember the woman as we were getting
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  Speaker 8: off the plane last night? Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, So the last thing.
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  Speaker 6: Sorry, don't ever be sorry, bro, I told you that
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  Speaker 6: from the gidio.
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  Speaker 8: I'm always sorry, don't be I'm sorry for lifting anyway, uh,
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  Speaker 8: there was. We we were Row eleven and plane lands
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 8: light goes off, seatbelt light goes off. I'm talking. You
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  Speaker 8: could feel the wind from this woman as.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 5: She rushed, barreling from you.
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  Speaker 8: To the front of the plane. Must cut seventeen or
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  Speaker 8: eighteen rows easily. She had her bag on her shoulders
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  Speaker 8: as we were descending, you know, she was ready to go.
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  Speaker 8: And it's we're in New York.
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  Speaker 1: No connection, No.
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  Speaker 8: We're not connecting. It's like eleven PM LaGuardia, right, so
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  Speaker 8: it's not an international airport. She's not taking a red
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 8: eye somewhere from there. So, given who we are, he's
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 8: next to me, I'm like.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you stood up and she barreled into.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, she almost knocked me.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: Took the charge.
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  Speaker 6: He didn't.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think we saw it coming.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 8: We didn't see it coming.
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  Speaker 6: Oh I thought you stood up on purpose.
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  Speaker 8: No, I didn't.
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  Speaker 6: He was ile.
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  Speaker 5: He just stood up to get his bag, and she,
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 5: like body slimmed friends.
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  Speaker 8: Knocked me out. A big, big woman, big woman.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 6: She's big.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah, she's you know.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: But she's moving flying like tall or fat wide?
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 5: Why what sturdy broad?
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 6: Fat?
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah, broad broad, You're not knocking her off the ball.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 8: So you know what I mean. Yeah, if we're getting
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 8: in a canoe, we want her to get in first. Yeah,
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 8: sort of just set the ballast.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: Or she'll kind of she could post you up.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 8: Probably, yeah, talking like one of those cats. She's in
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 8: the paint like she that's where she's coming at you,
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 8: like feral cat. So uh. She goes by, and everyone
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 8: kind of looks at each other like you know, and
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 8: people nobody's gonna say anything. But I'm like, of course
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 8: we're gonna say something. It is it is our.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 5: Duty, and I was it was your duty, not mine.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah, so I go, I go, wow, Wow, bold move,
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 8: bold move. And she's in front of me now just
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 8: facing forward, headphones in, and I'm like, maybe she doesn't
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 8: hear me. So I'm like, huh, you know, doing a
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 8: lot of that, a lot of that passive aggressive bullshit.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 8: And I'm like, I'm not taking my foot off the
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 8: gas here, like yeah, but I'm like, but I'm like
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 8: saying it loudly because you know, we can we can
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 8: do this.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't realize how much of a stir it caused
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 5: until I thought you were kind of going like I
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 5: was like, Dann France is really going for that everyone
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 5: around us was also mad.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 8: She had put off that we were in the second
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 8: row premium economy, so there's one row in front of us,
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 8: and she cut all of them too. So and she's
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 8: so big that like, now those people who would have
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 8: stood up, one person would have stood up into the aisle,
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 8: can't Everyone in those two roads is required to stay
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 8: in their seats until she's now gone off the shoe.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: He got twelve people landlocked.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's also it was a massive flight. It wasn't
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 5: like a small flight.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and we're hot, miserable, uncomfortable, and so I'm doing
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 8: this and then finally she takes her headphone out, turns
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 8: around to me, and she goes, I am in so
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 8: much physical pain right now that if I don't get
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 8: off this plane as fast as humanly possible, I'm going
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 8: to break down in tears. So back the fuck off,
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 8: and I went hurt.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 5: Heard understand literally like an immediate was like, all right,
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 5: so she bodied you and then bodied you.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 8: You know, at least she had something to say, like
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 8: she had an explanation where I was like, I'm sympathetic
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 8: to that.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 5: When we got off that, what did that lady say
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 5: when we got off. She said something. She was like,
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 5: she must have been in a lot of pain. Huh.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 6: I don't know. How did you not say what the
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 6: fuck hurts?
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 8: Because she was so overweight? Well that means I don't
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 8: know what happens. I don't know what it's like to
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 8: be like that. Have never been overweight. I don't know.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 5: But you made a good point. It was like everyone's
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 5: in pain, We're all everyone was hurt.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: There was dudes back there, there was seven Did you
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: say you played fucking thirty two holes or yeah, it'd
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: be like, oh, yeah, we were just out on the
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: links on that.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 6: We weren't.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 8: We weren't feeling good. But you know, but like I'm
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 8: never she's wearing like blankets skin.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she's that fat.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 8: Huh. Yeah.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 6: She was like like flip through the rolls to you
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 6: smell shit and then back up.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 8: One fermenting cottage cheese, that sort of thing.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: You got to stay on her ass though. She can't
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: just get away with that. She can't get that as
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: a get out of jail free card.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 5: She also got off the plane and just left like
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 5: it was like we were behind her and she didn't
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 5: pain at all. She was moving fine.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it was just, you know, it was enough for
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 8: me to be like, I don't know what she's going through,
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 8: so I'm not going to press this. But at the
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 8: same time, I did feel like, this is a miserable
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 8: flight we've been on. We all just came from that
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 8: fucking airport.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 5: We also were all sitting on the plane for a
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 5: while for like an hour before took off. Oh really, yeah,
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 5: you just got delayed class land.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 6: Okay, that's fair.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 8: Disney World, I don't get it. Really, are all those
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 8: people there for Disney World? Is everyone visiting there for
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 8: Disney World?
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 6: Probably a lot.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 5: Even the lady next to us at the end was like, yeah,
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 5: was that we were at we were at Universal.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there's so much shit in Orlando to do.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: There's even like there's Rinky Dink Disney Worlds too. There's
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: like that, there's not just Disney Universal, but there's also
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: like Joe's play set.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 5: They saw, we saw, ye, there's.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: Yank Disney Worlds to mm hmmm, hell, yes, I know
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: you guys got to bounce. Thank you so much for
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: coming on, bro.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 6: Man, Thanks thanks for having me.
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  Speaker 8: Bro.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 6: Hopefully, hopefully we ain't got no cat lovers up here.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 8: Next week.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 5: I'll be honest when we have that conversation. And when
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 5: we did fish week, I thought people were gonna like
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 5: destroy you about that, and then it seemed like no
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 5: one gave a fuck for being like anti cat.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 6: Well look here, fucking how about that bars?
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck them, bro, What I mean, I get why
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: we domesticated dogs. They protect us at night, they keep
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: watch while we're sleeping. Why do we why do we
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: even domesticate cats? Because the Egyptians had some twisted idea
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: that there was a reincarnation or something.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 5: Pretty much the Egyptians loved them.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: Is that what it was?
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:23:32
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• 1:24:08
  Speaker 7: Step still under ground. So I looked out.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 8: To you.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 7: Game around.
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• 1:24:32
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  Speaker 7: No, I come a low.
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