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Ep. 5 - Aaron Jackson & Sohrob Nayebaziz · The Big Cunty Couch

0:08
SPEAKER_04: Hi, honey.
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SPEAKER_04: Hi.
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SPEAKER_04: How are you?
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SPEAKER_04: I'm good.
0:12
SPEAKER_04: Oh my God.
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SPEAKER_05: This is um truly a jump scare from like last episode because it's very uh What were you wearing last episode?
0:19
SPEAKER_04: Zebra.
0:20
SPEAKER_04: Oh right.
0:21
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and candy zebra, cotton candy, kind of soft and feminine.
0:25
SPEAKER_04: So but now it's like shaking it up.
0:27
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
0:27
SPEAKER_04: I went to uh Madonna.
0:29
SPEAKER_04: So actually really influenced you.
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SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I'm changed.
0:33
SPEAKER_04: Uh how are you?
0:35
SPEAKER_04: I'm gorgeous, gorgeously empowering.
0:37
SPEAKER_04: Um are you gagging Faggot?
0:39
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's that's about as big as I'm gonna say that every single time.
0:43
SPEAKER_04: It's a gag on, actually.
0:44
SPEAKER_05: The uh it is homage to Caper Lamp, but slightly different.
0:46
SPEAKER_05: It's a question.
0:47
SPEAKER_05: Activate the shoe can.
0:49
SPEAKER_05: Um I know.
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SPEAKER_05: I panicked and got an eight-inch pleaser yesterday.
0:52
SPEAKER_05: For no reason, I was like, I could have went a little lower, but you know what?
0:55
SPEAKER_05: I think they're cool.
0:56
SPEAKER_05: As one of our guests said, we are sitting, so it doesn't matter.
0:59
SPEAKER_04: Right.
1:00
SPEAKER_04: So uh who are you wearing and what is your problem?
1:02
SPEAKER_04: As we as we always say, Who am I wearing?
1:04
SPEAKER_04: Okay, this is this is so embarrassing, but it's Alice and Olivia.
1:09
SPEAKER_04: I didn't know Alice or Olivia were into this sort of thing.
1:12
SPEAKER_04: They're dead.
1:13
SPEAKER_05: Um and it's absolutely getting returned.
1:16
SPEAKER_05: Uh-huh.
1:17
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_05: My problem is like I have like uh a vision for this shit, as you all know, but I can't afford like the real version.
1:24
SPEAKER_05: Uh-huh.
1:24
SPEAKER_05: Because like this is cute for a second, but not cute enough to keep, obviously, and the price is a little high.
1:29
SPEAKER_05: But it's like the fake version of what I want.
1:31
SPEAKER_05: Right.
1:31
SPEAKER_05: It's like a blend of like nurse, fetish, tattoos, there's pleats in the wrong places.
1:37
SPEAKER_05: And there's a cap sleeve.
1:38
SPEAKER_04: It's just ready wear.
1:39
SPEAKER_04: So but we're making it work, right?
1:41
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but it's kind of like, isn't this like the perfect place for that to be to be wrong?
1:45
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:46
SPEAKER_04: Totally.
1:46
SPEAKER_04: Totally.
1:47
SPEAKER_04: But wait, hold on, walk me through the vision because it's it's pleather, it's red pleather nurse with tats.
1:54
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I threw some tats on.
1:55
SPEAKER_05: I got tatted.
1:56
SPEAKER_05: I got banged.
1:58
SPEAKER_05: It's Friday night at the big hunting couch, so I got bangs.
2:01
SPEAKER_04: It's it's they go hand in hand.
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SPEAKER_04: Usually it's um bangs and bangs and tats.
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SPEAKER_04: It's bangs and tats.
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SPEAKER_04: Classic combo.
2:07
SPEAKER_05: Famous uh couple.
2:08
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
2:09
SPEAKER_04: Who's the who's the girl?
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SPEAKER_04: What's her story?
2:11
SPEAKER_05: That's the what's her story?
2:13
SPEAKER_05: Well, she loves heroin.
2:17
SPEAKER_04: Um she's just sporty and uh wants to whip your ass.
2:21
SPEAKER_04: This is sporty?
2:22
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, no, this no, no, this is sporty.
2:24
SPEAKER_05: This is sporty sporty?
2:25
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's just a quick little pony.
2:27
SPEAKER_05: She's like, I gotta kick a ball.
2:30
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
2:30
SPEAKER_05: Oh, I'm sweating.
2:32
SPEAKER_05: Who are you wearing?
2:32
SPEAKER_05: What is your problem?
2:33
SPEAKER_04: Oh my gosh.
2:34
SPEAKER_04: Okay, I'm wearing a uh like pre-distressed Kermit Green cardigan from a brand that I want to keep saying it late takeout, but it's late checkout.
2:45
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
2:45
SPEAKER_04: Um late takeout doesn't even make any sense, but um It's giving Kermit.
2:50
SPEAKER_04: It is giving Kermit.
2:51
SPEAKER_04: Um, this is a uh a novelty t-shirt that my friend Andrew got for me for Christmas.
2:56
SPEAKER_04: It says actually, well, if you can read it, it means you're watching.
2:59
SPEAKER_05: Sorry I had a bad day.
3:00
SPEAKER_05: You can't touch my dick.
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SPEAKER_05: Oh, you can touch my dick if you want.
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SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_04: I I saw a T the way it's like bending.
3:07
SPEAKER_04: Well, you can't.
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SPEAKER_04: Um, but it's uh from what I'm what I'm told is that it's a it's a meme shirt.
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SPEAKER_04: It was made popular online, um, which is always great to say I was told this was a meme.
3:17
SPEAKER_05: Um okay, cool.
3:18
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, and then these And your pants look like a cage?
3:21
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they're like they're like uh chain linked suggested chain link spray.
3:25
SPEAKER_04: Um and what's your problem?
3:26
SPEAKER_04: I'm sweating so much.
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SPEAKER_04: You add a bang and then suddenly you're so yeah, it's trapping.
3:32
SPEAKER_04: It's trapping 24 heat here degrees into your brain.
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SPEAKER_04: Wait, your problem is that you're you're stuck with ready to wear?
3:38
SPEAKER_05: I'm stuck with ready to wear.
3:39
SPEAKER_04: And you deserve couture, yeah.
3:40
SPEAKER_05: And also I was having one of those days I've been busy and I haven't been able to like clean my kit.
3:44
SPEAKER_05: So the more I get into drag without cleaning my kit, the slower and worse it goes because I can't find anything.
3:50
SPEAKER_05: I stare for hours and hours and hours and literally will check every brush and be like, where is the one I'm looking for?
3:55
SPEAKER_05: They disappear on you.
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SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it happens.
3:58
SPEAKER_05: That's a hard problem.
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SPEAKER_04: That's yeah, sorry, honey.
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SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but I'm doing okay.
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SPEAKER_05: I'm good.
4:02
SPEAKER_05: I'm so glad.
4:03
SPEAKER_05: Should we introduce ourselves?
4:05
SPEAKER_05: Sure.
4:05
SPEAKER_04: Or should I get a fan?
4:06
SPEAKER_04: Um, we can do both.
4:07
SPEAKER_04: Uh intro and then fan.
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SPEAKER_05: Yeah, let's do an intro and I will reach for my van.
4:14
SPEAKER_05: Well, wait, hold on.
4:15
SPEAKER_04: I was I was literally, I was like, I was trying to um just keep the conversation going because I'm literally trying to remember what my problem is, but I cannot, I cannot remember.
4:22
SPEAKER_04: You have to have a problem.
4:23
SPEAKER_04: Your jeans are too skinny?
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SPEAKER_04: My jeans are too skinny.
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SPEAKER_04: Um, that's the biggest problem in my life right now.
4:29
SPEAKER_04: I'm like, ooh, just maybe a little bit.
4:31
SPEAKER_04: Um no, I literally was thinking about this because I was like, I feel like I had a couple of good things lined up, but I can't remember.
4:35
SPEAKER_04: And that that is definitely one of my problems is that like having COVID has deleted both my short term, mid-term, and long-term memory.
4:41
SPEAKER_04: I don't remember anything.
4:42
SPEAKER_04: Like I was Well, we're tired.
4:44
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
4:44
SPEAKER_04: But I've been like mid just recording mid-text and like completely forgotten what I'm what I'm doing, like throw my phone away.
4:49
SPEAKER_04: Um let me interrupt you and ask Michael, could you go into the makeup room and oh my god, Michael?
4:56
SPEAKER_04: First good thing you've done all day.
4:58
SPEAKER_04: Okay, Jules intuition, come here.
5:00
SPEAKER_04: Click it three times.
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SPEAKER_04: Like, okay.
5:05
SPEAKER_04: My my fiance is on set and I've already I've already barked at him 14 times.
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SPEAKER_04: Um Darthy wishes.
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SPEAKER_04: Sorry, you said click it three times.
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SPEAKER_04: I'm like weren't you trying to do you you do have like a Darthy look lined up for for uh the future.
5:18
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
5:19
SPEAKER_04: Um, I do.
5:20
SPEAKER_04: Should I feel like we've talked about it?
5:21
SPEAKER_04: And it sucks.
5:22
SPEAKER_04: Um don't worry, it's not good.
5:25
SPEAKER_04: I'm like, is this affecting the audio?
5:29
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
5:29
SPEAKER_05: Um The sound guy's gonna kill me.
5:32
SPEAKER_04: I'm so sorry.
5:34
SPEAKER_04: Actually, our sound guy is technically right now, it's Alex Bliss.
5:36
SPEAKER_04: He went from being behind the camera to being behind you the switchboard facing the fence.
5:42
SPEAKER_04: Yeah that's why he got sprayed.
5:44
SPEAKER_04: That's where the pattern came from.
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SPEAKER_04: Yes, from his big big load.
5:47
SPEAKER_04: Sorry, Al.
5:48
SPEAKER_04: He's gonna be listening to all this uh in fine fine detail.
5:52
SPEAKER_04: Wait, you know what it is?
5:53
SPEAKER_05: What?
5:53
SPEAKER_04: I took an Adderall.
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SPEAKER_04: Oh, so you're cooking from the I got the Adderall sweats are like wrapped in plaster.
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SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah, pleather.
6:01
SPEAKER_04: Well, the bang piece is human.
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SPEAKER_04: So she's breathable.
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SPEAKER_04: Yeah, wait, this is this to my knowledge is human, and this is human.
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SPEAKER_04: Well, wait, okay.
6:10
SPEAKER_04: So like helmet is not.
6:13
SPEAKER_04: Well, right.
6:13
SPEAKER_04: So we should talk about that a little bit because uh that wig that the bang piece is installed on top of is like uh just a slick pony.
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SPEAKER_04: It's a slick back pony, but it's like a custom piece, so it's like very structural and like like built with 8,000 gallons of shellac.
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SPEAKER_05: Yeah, and I I've used and abused it.
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SPEAKER_05: So I was like, I need to mix it up.
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SPEAKER_04: Yeah, hasn't been on the pod yet, so this is like the last time I can wear it because like again, I feel like people like think of me with this pony, and it's really not the vibe.
6:37
SPEAKER_04: But you pulled it out and so, so specific.
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SPEAKER_04: But I was like, I'll add a bang piece.
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SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but you pulled it out and it was um bang peace.
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SPEAKER_04: Very like um, it had like whitened over time, like the shellac was like degrading.
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SPEAKER_04: So it gets scooped up.
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SPEAKER_04: It got it became like very um like Stacy London kind of vibes.
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SPEAKER_04: It was very like salt and pepper for no reason.
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SPEAKER_04: So we had to spray paint it.
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SPEAKER_04: Yeah, we spray painted it.
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SPEAKER_04: We had to spray paint it, and then we finished it.
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SPEAKER_04: We're like, great, we did it, and then it looked great, and then we pulled like our protective tape off, and there was like a hard line headband.
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SPEAKER_04: Yeah, headband of like unsprayed hair underneath.
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SPEAKER_04: That's what we deserve.
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SPEAKER_04: Touch it up and then clean up the legs.
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SPEAKER_04: But look at me now.
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SPEAKER_04: Look at her now.
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SPEAKER_04: It's all sweating, red lipstick all over my teeth.
7:17
SPEAKER_01: But hey, it's Friday!
7:18
SPEAKER_04: Gay guy Friday.
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SPEAKER_05: Gay guy Friday.
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SPEAKER_05: We have we've never like recorded on a Friday night like this.
7:24
SPEAKER_04: No, and it's late for us.
7:26
SPEAKER_04: We should be in bed.
7:27
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, we I'm going out.
7:29
SPEAKER_04: We should be hammered.
7:31
SPEAKER_04: Well, we're getting there.
7:32
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I would love to reach for my drink, but you never know what's gonna explode when I bend forward.
7:37
SPEAKER_05: Anyways, introduce yourself.
7:39
SPEAKER_05: Uh, I'm Mike Fales.
7:40
SPEAKER_04: And I'm Angie Balasone, aka That Girl Gina.
7:43
SPEAKER_04: And this is the big cunty couch.
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SPEAKER_04: Cunty couch.
7:46
SPEAKER_04: Wow, really.
7:47
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
7:47
SPEAKER_04: Whiff that one.
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SPEAKER_04: Perfectly in sync.
7:49
SPEAKER_04: Ask God.
7:51
SPEAKER_04: I know.
7:51
SPEAKER_04: It's like I don't want to necessarily be in sync when we say it.
7:53
SPEAKER_04: I know.
7:54
SPEAKER_04: So maybe just someone takes the reins.
7:56
SPEAKER_04: Should we just and I think it's this it's the big cunty couch.
8:00
SPEAKER_04: Um, should we take a break and cool off and then bring out our fabulous guests to talk about?
8:06
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, let's do that.
8:07
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
8:07
SPEAKER_04: Bye.
8:17
SPEAKER_04: Welcome back to the Big Cunty Couch with our fabulous guest, Aaron Jackson.
8:21
SPEAKER_04: Hello, it's Rob Nea Baziz.
8:22
SPEAKER_04: How's it going?
8:23
SPEAKER_04: Really?
8:24
SPEAKER_04: T G I T G T G Thank God it's gay guy Friday.
8:28
SPEAKER_04: T G Tig of I thank God G G I F Tig.
8:33
SPEAKER_04: T G I G G I F G I G G I.
8:35
SPEAKER_04: Where did Gay Guy Friday come from?
8:36
SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
8:37
SPEAKER_04: I feel like literally like some just like someone we know invented it and now it's become popular.
8:40
SPEAKER_04: I haven't heard it yet.
8:41
SPEAKER_04: I think it came from from X.com.
8:43
SPEAKER_02: X.com.
8:44
SPEAKER_02: Really?
8:45
SPEAKER_02: It's like a real thing.
8:46
SPEAKER_02: Um a lot of people are saying I think just gay guy in general has really picked up.
8:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah saying gay guy.
8:51
SPEAKER_02: Totally.
8:52
SPEAKER_02: I like it.
8:52
SPEAKER_04: Which I feel like me too.
8:54
SPEAKER_04: Because there's there's something about it that's like it's alliterative, so A, funny.
8:58
SPEAKER_04: B, it's also like there's a whole history attached to it because it's there's always a straight guy who's like, some gay guy just bumped into me.
9:04
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
9:06
SPEAKER_04: I was gonna say that.
9:06
SPEAKER_04: I feel like it was like super 90s to say gay guy.
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SPEAKER_02: He's like a gay guy.
9:10
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, like he's a total gay guy.
9:11
SPEAKER_02: But now it's very like again, reclaiming.
9:13
SPEAKER_04: So also there's something nice about how it's just one vowel apart.
9:16
SPEAKER_03: One little vowel.
9:18
SPEAKER_03: How much power the vowel has you could almost just erase the top of it?
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SPEAKER_04: Fine line between gay and guy.
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SPEAKER_04: Gay guy?
9:25
SPEAKER_03: Am I gay guy?
9:26
SPEAKER_03: I gotta say, I gay guy doesn't hit you.
9:30
SPEAKER_03: It doesn't hit me.
9:31
SPEAKER_03: It hits me.
9:31
SPEAKER_03: I mean, I feel like people say it's gay guy friends.
9:34
SPEAKER_03: Gen X.
9:35
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna say you're Gen X.
9:37
SPEAKER_02: It's not Gen X.
9:38
SPEAKER_02: You were born in the 70s.
9:39
SPEAKER_05: Gen Z.
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SPEAKER_05: Oh, it's so hard to hear Gen X and Z.
9:43
SPEAKER_05: It's crazy.
9:44
SPEAKER_05: Gay and guy, X and Z.
9:46
SPEAKER_05: It's so hard.
9:48
SPEAKER_04: A boomer.
9:49
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
9:50
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, okay, boomer.
9:53
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
9:54
SPEAKER_05: Sorry, Gen Z.
9:56
SPEAKER_04: Z.
9:57
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I'm I'm cuspy as you can.
9:58
SPEAKER_04: Well, you don't know gay guy in the 90s, nor do we really, but I'm like, you're Gen next.
10:05
SPEAKER_02: You're 54.
10:06
SPEAKER_02: I'm a true millennial.
10:07
SPEAKER_02: I like I I remember getting an answering machine, let alone like getting the internet.
10:12
SPEAKER_04: Wait, an answering machine?
10:14
SPEAKER_04: That that was new.
10:15
SPEAKER_04: At your parents' house as a child growing up?
10:16
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
10:17
SPEAKER_04: I kind of remember.
10:17
SPEAKER_04: What did you have before?
10:18
SPEAKER_04: Like an ant like nothing?
10:19
SPEAKER_04: Baby, you didn't get messages.
10:20
SPEAKER_04: Whoa.
10:21
SPEAKER_04: You had to have a service.
10:22
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
10:22
SPEAKER_02: That's fire someone.
10:24
SPEAKER_02: Called my service explained.
10:25
SPEAKER_02: From um another hundred people got off of the train.
10:27
SPEAKER_02: Call my service.
10:28
SPEAKER_04: That's like there, they'd be like, they're out of the country.
10:31
SPEAKER_04: I see.
10:32
SPEAKER_04: I see.
10:32
SPEAKER_04: I see.
10:32
SPEAKER_04: I see.
10:33
SPEAKER_05: Um and was your family like, hi, you've reached the Jacksons.
10:36
SPEAKER_02: And I wanted to do one of those cute, like little kid messages.
10:40
SPEAKER_02: And my parents were like, no.
10:43
SPEAKER_04: We have serious business coming in.
10:45
SPEAKER_04: It was like absolutely not.
10:47
SPEAKER_04: My parents, my parents made all of us say, hello, who is this, please?
10:50
SPEAKER_04: Every time we answered the phone.
10:51
SPEAKER_04: Oh, wow.
10:52
SPEAKER_04: Oh.
10:53
SPEAKER_04: And it was like hello, who is this, please?
10:55
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
10:56
SPEAKER_03: Isn't that so a bad guy?
10:57
SPEAKER_03: Here's that.
10:57
SPEAKER_04: They're gonna be like, it's so, it's so like it's so long wrote that it like ceases to mean anything.
11:03
SPEAKER_04: Hello, who is this, please?
11:04
SPEAKER_04: Hello, who is this, please?
11:05
SPEAKER_04: Like, what is what is that?
11:07
SPEAKER_04: Hello, who is yeah, that's not a phrase.
11:08
SPEAKER_04: Please, who is this?
11:10
SPEAKER_06: Please tell me.
11:12
SPEAKER_04: I remember my problem.
11:13
SPEAKER_04: I remember my problem.
11:14
SPEAKER_04: Right.
11:15
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
11:15
SPEAKER_04: Um, so I was I had to, I'm, I had to go back to work this week.
11:18
SPEAKER_04: I was driving.
11:19
SPEAKER_04: Yuck, well, that's yuck problem number one.
11:21
SPEAKER_04: I had to, I was driving up to I was driving up to uh rural New Jersey, and I'm just driving on the road and I'm listening to podcasts, and I'm just I'm just driving and I'm and I'm listening and I'm smiling.
11:35
SPEAKER_04: I realized like if I could see myself from the outside, I'm just a guy in a car with like a little smile on his face.
11:40
SPEAKER_04: Like, would you call you authority?
11:43
SPEAKER_04: I was like, I need to be watched by a doctor with a gunalized all the time.
11:49
SPEAKER_04: Just a little smile, just like that's crazy.
11:52
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, like if I in a horrible commute.
11:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you're looking for like looking in rural jerk.
11:59
SPEAKER_04: What was the podcast?
12:00
SPEAKER_04: Was it remembered?
12:02
SPEAKER_04: Not even.
12:02
SPEAKER_04: It was just like nine hours.
12:04
SPEAKER_04: It was no he's listening to his own podcast with that smile.
12:08
SPEAKER_04: That justifies that.
12:09
SPEAKER_04: Like just mildly amusing.
12:12
SPEAKER_04: So your problem is you were experiencing joy, but in like a serial killer kind of way.
12:17
SPEAKER_04: My problem is that I was like, I was sentient.
12:19
SPEAKER_04: Like I was, I could like under I had a sense of self and it was embarrassing me.
12:22
SPEAKER_04: That's like you were able to zoom out.
12:24
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
12:24
SPEAKER_04: Zoom out.
12:25
SPEAKER_04: And that can be a problem.
12:26
SPEAKER_04: Sometimes you don't want to zoom out.
12:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so so so is there anything that you do or engage in at home when you're like, I need to not zoom out in that way.
12:34
SPEAKER_04: Oh, when I need to zoom in?
12:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, when you when you need to be like, I need to stop thinking about how I how I'm perceived.
12:40
SPEAKER_03: Honey, I crank it.
12:40
SPEAKER_04: That's that's what I do.
12:41
SPEAKER_04: That's what home is for.
12:42
SPEAKER_04: That's yeah, home is where you jerk.
12:44
SPEAKER_04: From home, I'm cranking.
12:45
SPEAKER_04: We're cranking.
12:46
SPEAKER_04: I haven't heard that in a in ever.
12:48
SPEAKER_04: And that and that's crank the volume on some.
12:49
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, we're cranking it up.
12:51
SPEAKER_04: Um we can ask the same questions to you that we asked to ourselves.
12:54
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, just who are you wearing and what is your problem?
12:56
SPEAKER_04: And before we get into it, what we say is that like we don't actually don't care about labels, even though we just talked all about labels.
13:01
SPEAKER_04: It's more about like the story.
13:03
SPEAKER_04: Like, what's the why?
13:04
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, why would you ever?
13:06
SPEAKER_04: Like, what happened?
13:07
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
13:07
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
13:09
SPEAKER_04: No, it's amazing.
13:10
SPEAKER_04: Are you kidding?
13:10
SPEAKER_04: I will say because I know this person.
13:13
SPEAKER_02: So I will say this is Jonathan David Smith.
13:15
SPEAKER_02: This is his merch.
13:17
SPEAKER_02: I love that.
13:17
SPEAKER_02: I'm assuming that's his ass.
13:18
SPEAKER_02: This is his ass.
13:19
SPEAKER_02: It's a beautiful ass.
13:20
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
13:20
SPEAKER_02: I love it.
13:22
SPEAKER_02: Um, he has all sorts of shirt.
13:23
SPEAKER_02: He has uh another shirt with it's not his cock, but just some guy like splayed out with his cock on it.
13:28
SPEAKER_02: And I almost got that, but I feel like this is a little more like you can wear out and about.
13:31
SPEAKER_02: A cock is a little yeah, more of a statement.
13:34
SPEAKER_02: Rated NC7s.
13:36
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
13:37
SPEAKER_02: And then I got these pants in London, I forget the brand.
13:39
SPEAKER_04: And then these shoes.
13:40
SPEAKER_04: These shoes are camper.
13:43
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
13:43
SPEAKER_04: And who is a good bubble gummy pink?
13:46
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, bubblegum pink for sure.
13:47
SPEAKER_04: I can't believe those are camper pink.
13:48
SPEAKER_04: Bubblegum?
13:49
SPEAKER_04: Camper's on bubblegum pink.
13:50
SPEAKER_04: You had to know bubble gum.
13:51
SPEAKER_02: I'm in bubblegum.
13:53
SPEAKER_04: It's so funny.
13:54
SPEAKER_04: There, I feel like there are all these companies that start off as like, we just make hiking gear.
13:57
SPEAKER_04: And then like one for faggots.
13:59
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
13:59
SPEAKER_04: And then faggots start to wear it.
14:01
SPEAKER_02: I meant I I I went to some gay guy mixer, gay guy, and um some guy was like, Those are camper shoes.
14:07
SPEAKER_02: I was like, Do you love?
14:08
SPEAKER_02: And he's like, I work for them.
14:09
SPEAKER_02: And he worked for like marketing, and I was like, Well, it's working.
14:12
SPEAKER_02: You did it.
14:13
SPEAKER_02: You're slaying.
14:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
14:14
SPEAKER_02: And he knew.
14:15
SPEAKER_02: He knew they were on top of it.
14:16
SPEAKER_02: Um, but this girl is I I I just I decided to wear a tank top because you're sweating.
14:21
SPEAKER_02: I've been on video podcasts before, and I always it's long hair, it's the bang, it's the bang, human hair.
14:27
SPEAKER_02: I will be like like watch the video back and I look like carry metabolics.
14:36
SPEAKER_04: Okay, let's do it.
14:37
SPEAKER_04: I just got a chop.
14:39
SPEAKER_04: A wig can do anything.
14:40
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's true.
14:41
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, the drawstring pony, it's just and it's on, honey.
14:44
SPEAKER_04: You can just um this girl, this girl is podcast ready, who also like is maybe going out tonight, but is not sure.
14:51
SPEAKER_02: We don't know yet.
14:52
SPEAKER_02: The night is young.
14:53
SPEAKER_02: Well, that's an E.
14:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
14:55
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
14:55
SPEAKER_02: So that's that's the story of this clip.
14:57
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's always cute.
14:59
SPEAKER_02: I got this um on the internet because I saw it and wanted it.
15:02
SPEAKER_02: That's I love it.
15:03
SPEAKER_02: That's one of the most beautiful things that a gay guy can do for themselves.
15:05
SPEAKER_04: To see something on the only a gay guy and then get it.
15:08
SPEAKER_02: I went to I went because Instagram brought me there, but there was like a big chunky necklace that a gay guy was wearing that I was like, I want that, but it the colors were wrong of what they had in stock.
15:17
SPEAKER_02: And then I saw this, and this felt very like 90s.
15:19
SPEAKER_02: I was gonna say it's very like surf for board.
15:21
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and with this, yeah, I found I like to wear it during sex.
15:26
SPEAKER_02: And why is that?
15:27
SPEAKER_02: Because it just sort of makes me feel like it's your head of the ocean.
15:31
SPEAKER_02: It's kind of a it's kind of like it's like I'm naked, but for this, yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:35
SPEAKER_04: You know, a necklace on when you're fucking is so hot, and when you're fucking, it doesn't like get in your butt.
15:39
SPEAKER_04: It's it's short.
15:40
SPEAKER_04: Because I've I have a long necklace that I also like to wear, but it's like yeah, let me have to take this off.
15:45
SPEAKER_04: It's absurd.
15:46
SPEAKER_04: It's getting on your face, and my nose.
15:48
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
15:49
SPEAKER_04: And what is your problem?
15:51
SPEAKER_04: My problem.
15:51
SPEAKER_04: Oh, right.
15:52
SPEAKER_05: I cut you off.
15:53
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, you know, please.
15:56
SPEAKER_04: None of these are problems.
15:58
SPEAKER_02: I don't know what my problem is.
15:59
SPEAKER_02: I was giving you in the car.
16:00
SPEAKER_02: I was just staring.
16:02
SPEAKER_02: I need money.
16:03
SPEAKER_02: I need money.
16:04
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
16:04
SPEAKER_02: That that's that's not that fun.
16:06
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, no, I feel that.
16:08
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
16:08
SPEAKER_02: I would love money.
16:09
SPEAKER_04: I would love money.
16:10
SPEAKER_04: I would love money.
16:10
SPEAKER_04: Michael, can we have money for that?
16:12
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, Michael.
16:13
SPEAKER_04: Can we get some of that?
16:14
SPEAKER_04: A year's salary.
16:15
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
16:15
SPEAKER_05: I would love a year's salary.
16:18
SPEAKER_05: But I also would love I would cut a bitch for just like a cool 10k.
16:22
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
16:22
SPEAKER_05: Wouldn't that be so cute?
16:24
SPEAKER_02: Like win wheel of fortune.
16:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
16:26
SPEAKER_02: Like that kind of money.
16:26
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
16:27
SPEAKER_02: It's too much work for a little bit.
16:28
SPEAKER_03: I I had a dream a few weeks ago that somebody like gave me a check for$12,000 or something and was like just have this.
16:34
SPEAKER_03: And I and I woke up and I was upset.
16:36
SPEAKER_03: That's a nice.
16:38
SPEAKER_03: Because that$12,000 really changed everything.
16:41
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
16:42
SPEAKER_03: It just quickly was like, and now we can just look at it.
16:44
SPEAKER_05: Sometimes those smaller amounts are so like where it's at.
16:47
SPEAKER_05: Because like it doesn't like change your life too too much in like an annoying way.
16:50
SPEAKER_05: And you're like, you're coasting for like five minutes.
16:54
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
16:54
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
16:55
SPEAKER_05: And only five minutes.
16:57
SPEAKER_04: Because in New York, you can spend$10,000 in five years.
17:00
SPEAKER_04: So I did today at porn truck.
17:03
SPEAKER_02: There's this story of this is in the 70s, but this story about this gay guy who robbed uh a truck of like a million dollars and then funded the most expensive gay porn movie ever made, and then he was caught.
17:14
SPEAKER_02: And then they were like, Well, surely you have because he was he was only missing for like just over a year.
17:18
SPEAKER_02: And they're like, You must have some of the money left.
17:20
SPEAKER_02: He's like, No, no.
17:22
SPEAKER_02: From the porn, and just also he's like, I just gave it to people and like did a lot of blood.
17:26
SPEAKER_02: That's your next movie.
17:27
SPEAKER_02: He's like, I am in the rap.
17:28
SPEAKER_03: Was it Boomer Sarab?
17:31
SPEAKER_03: He's like, I I'm I'm in debt again.
17:35
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it was yeah.
17:37
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, Gen X.
17:38
SPEAKER_05: Boomer Gen X Boomer Cusp, am I right?
17:42
SPEAKER_04: So I'm 52.
17:43
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
17:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
17:45
SPEAKER_02: Which would be okay.
17:46
SPEAKER_02: In a way, that would be totally okay.
17:48
SPEAKER_02: That'd be celebrated.
17:49
SPEAKER_04: Yes, it would.
17:50
SPEAKER_04: Um, Rob, who are you wearing and what is your problem?
17:52
SPEAKER_04: What's my problem?
17:53
SPEAKER_04: Um okay, I'll start with what I'm wearing.
17:55
SPEAKER_04: I'm wearing cute.
17:57
SPEAKER_04: Thank you.
17:58
SPEAKER_04: I'm wearing, oh, I'm gonna start from the bottom actually.
17:59
SPEAKER_03: Oh, those are awesome.
18:01
SPEAKER_04: So I have these little clogs.
18:03
SPEAKER_04: They're called plasticana clogs.
18:05
SPEAKER_04: They're cute.
18:05
SPEAKER_04: Slay.
18:05
SPEAKER_04: And they're gardening clogs from France.
18:07
SPEAKER_03: Oh, you're not.
18:08
SPEAKER_03: I saw the I saw these are going around.
18:11
SPEAKER_04: And I saw someone on the internet call them Ij Bowl steppers.
18:14
SPEAKER_04: What does that mean?
18:14
SPEAKER_04: Ij Bowl is uh is another um acronym, it's a meme or uh I just burst out laughing.
18:20
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
18:21
SPEAKER_04: Now do you garden in the winter in Bushwick?
18:24
SPEAKER_04: Aaron, are you okay?
18:29
unknown: Not L.
18:31
SPEAKER_04: Not since Gen X came on the scene.
18:32
SPEAKER_04: Jesus Christ.
18:34
SPEAKER_04: So I I love these things because they're uh they're comfy.
18:36
SPEAKER_04: I throw them on and they they make my feet look like little nubs.
18:39
SPEAKER_04: We talked about clogs on the pod before.
18:42
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
18:42
SPEAKER_04: Would you call it a clog cast?
18:44
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, this is welcome to clogcast.
18:46
SPEAKER_04: Um my god.
18:49
SPEAKER_02: The big comty clogged.
18:51
SPEAKER_02: We do need a big comfy clogged.
18:55
SPEAKER_04: It's clogged.
18:57
SPEAKER_04: Sorry, it's clogged today.
18:59
SPEAKER_04: Um sorry, we're a little backed up, but in the front.
19:03
SPEAKER_04: I don't know what that means, but you gotta crank.
19:06
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, crank it out.
19:08
SPEAKER_04: I do need to crank it out.
19:09
SPEAKER_04: Sorry, keep going.
19:10
SPEAKER_04: You're we were going up.
19:11
SPEAKER_04: No, no.
19:11
SPEAKER_05: Um we're going up, we're only at the fucking toe ring.
19:14
SPEAKER_05: My God.
19:15
SPEAKER_03: And then we're at my anklet.
19:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
19:18
SPEAKER_03: Wait, an anklet is so an anklet is so hot.
19:23
SPEAKER_04: And I want to tell you about each of them.
19:25
SPEAKER_04: An anklet is actually really hot.
19:26
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
19:27
SPEAKER_04: That's another thing.
19:27
SPEAKER_04: That's another thing to wear too.
19:28
SPEAKER_04: I don't know about I don't know if I agree with that, but go off.
19:30
SPEAKER_05: Go on.
19:31
SPEAKER_05: Oh, go off.
19:31
SPEAKER_05: Go off, go on.
19:32
SPEAKER_05: Go off.
19:32
SPEAKER_05: Which one?
19:33
SPEAKER_05: Go off.
19:34
SPEAKER_05: Wait.
19:38
SPEAKER_05: Just my bangs are left.
19:41
SPEAKER_05: Rapture.
19:41
SPEAKER_05: All right.
19:42
SPEAKER_04: And they float down to the couch.
19:43
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
19:44
SPEAKER_04: The rapture.
19:45
SPEAKER_04: They float.
19:46
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
19:47
SPEAKER_04: Never mind.
19:49
SPEAKER_04: How do I put this?
19:50
SPEAKER_04: Never mind.
19:52
SPEAKER_04: Sorry, continue.
19:53
SPEAKER_04: Um your third anklet.
19:55
SPEAKER_04: Everything is really baggy today.
19:57
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
19:57
SPEAKER_03: Because thinking about the cunty couch.
20:00
SPEAKER_03: I wanted to like I I wish I could go into my closet and like pull out the one really cunty thing that would just like instantly make an out-like have you seen um But you're a good at you have good style.
20:12
SPEAKER_02: You're kind of fat.
20:13
SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
20:14
SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
20:14
SPEAKER_03: I I feel like I can put together an outfit that looks like an outfit.
20:17
SPEAKER_02: Absolutely.
20:18
SPEAKER_03: But I also worry that sometimes I just look like a like a like a model at the gap.
20:23
SPEAKER_03: And that would be okay.
20:24
SPEAKER_03: Not a model, but like a mannequin at the gap, rather.
20:26
SPEAKER_03: I swear to say.
20:27
SPEAKER_04: You can somebody wear it just like striped shirt, pants.
20:30
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
20:30
SPEAKER_04: And I'm like, you really did that?
20:32
SPEAKER_04: And then I go onto the street of New York and somebody's wearing like, you know, a fishing net and it looks that's not even an example.
20:39
SPEAKER_03: And you're like, god damn it!
20:40
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, somebody somebody's wearing like uh a caution floor's wet sign or something, and they make it look so good.
20:45
SPEAKER_04: I mean, there's no there's in New York, there's no limit to how stupid you can look.
20:48
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
20:49
SPEAKER_04: A caution floor wet sign is very like design challenge.
20:52
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you just duct taped it to the front.
20:54
SPEAKER_04: Someone's like, I am the man.
20:56
SPEAKER_04: You're safe.
20:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
20:57
SPEAKER_04: You're safe.
20:57
SPEAKER_05: Congratulations.
20:58
SPEAKER_05: You're somehow the winner.
21:00
SPEAKER_05: We don't know why, but you are.
21:02
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:03
SPEAKER_04: Some bullshit.
21:04
SPEAKER_02: Your floor, the floors are wet, and so are our pussy.
21:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
21:08
SPEAKER_02: Something like that.
21:09
SPEAKER_02: I'm like Sam Jones.
21:10
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that was very joking.
21:13
SPEAKER_04: I love that.
21:13
SPEAKER_04: It's a fine line, yeah.
21:15
SPEAKER_03: Have you seen the movie Passages?
21:16
SPEAKER_03: Anyone know?
21:17
SPEAKER_03: No, not yet.
21:18
SPEAKER_03: Okay, so in that movie, there's this one character who like wears the craziest things.
21:23
SPEAKER_02: But it it that was the best part of the movie, I thought, was his clothes.
21:26
SPEAKER_02: Yes, 100%.
21:27
SPEAKER_02: You were like, what shall he wear next?
21:29
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and and some of it would there would be a three-second scene where he's wearing like like a chain mail ball gown.
21:35
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
21:36
SPEAKER_03: And it's a three-second, I mean, I you know, three seconds, and then you never see it again.
21:40
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
21:40
SPEAKER_02: And also, he didn't wear it, but Ben Wishhaw had a red house robe that he wore in like two or three scenes.
21:47
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, I would rip it off his body.
21:50
SPEAKER_02: That's it was so cute.
21:52
SPEAKER_05: I love that, but it's a little bit of a peeve of mine, Pee of the Wee.
21:55
SPEAKER_05: Sometimes we do a segment called Pee of the Week.
21:57
SPEAKER_04: Pee of the Week.
21:59
SPEAKER_04: And see, I had problems.
22:00
SPEAKER_04: This because a pet peeve is something that's like persistent.
22:02
SPEAKER_04: It's like close talk or but for the week.
22:05
SPEAKER_04: Right.
22:05
SPEAKER_04: But then isn't that similar to what's your problem?
22:08
SPEAKER_01: No.
22:11
SPEAKER_03: I think what's your problem?
22:12
SPEAKER_03: We're still we're still figuring out.
22:14
SPEAKER_03: Well, we're still trying to get to yours.
22:15
SPEAKER_03: Oh, right.
22:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
22:16
SPEAKER_02: We haven't even gotten past your payoffs.
22:17
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
22:18
SPEAKER_02: Well, sort of that we got the whole back.
22:20
SPEAKER_04: Like the knee.
22:21
SPEAKER_04: Um, okay, so but not fill up your spot.
22:24
SPEAKER_04: You also did bring options, which I actually love.
22:27
SPEAKER_04: I love.
22:27
SPEAKER_04: And the options were were incredible.
22:28
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
22:29
SPEAKER_04: You have seven other amazing looks ready to go if we need to record another seven episodes.
22:34
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
22:35
SPEAKER_04: Which do.
22:36
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
22:36
SPEAKER_04: Which we might do.
22:37
SPEAKER_03: But they're all sweaters that are beige and brown, you know?
22:39
SPEAKER_04: So that's what I'm saying.
22:40
SPEAKER_04: My problem is um oh you want more color in your work?
22:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
22:44
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
22:45
SPEAKER_04: You're like, that can be hard.
22:46
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
22:47
SPEAKER_04: No, that can be hard because I was like, I never wear light colored pants, and I put these on and I was like, something feels wrong.
22:52
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's throwing me off.
22:53
SPEAKER_04: It's not normal for me.
22:54
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
22:55
SPEAKER_02: So I need more neutral tops, I realized, because all of them have like some guy's ass on it.
23:02
SPEAKER_04: You just need to wear the color green.
23:06
SPEAKER_04: It's an option.
23:07
SPEAKER_04: It is an option.
23:07
SPEAKER_05: You're like, they make those.
23:08
SPEAKER_04: It's hard to find.
23:11
SPEAKER_05: Oh, I really quick, my peeve.
23:12
SPEAKER_05: Sorry to make it back about me.
23:14
SPEAKER_05: Your peeve of the week.
23:15
SPEAKER_05: I was gonna um peeve of the weed.
23:16
SPEAKER_05: I also have to give you a real problem.
23:17
SPEAKER_05: I feel like I haven't given a real problem.
23:19
SPEAKER_04: No, you can give us a real problem.
23:20
SPEAKER_04: Do you have a real problem?
23:20
SPEAKER_04: I don't also have to be a real problem.
23:22
SPEAKER_04: And also, what I'm like mine was too real.
23:24
SPEAKER_04: You cried.
23:26
SPEAKER_04: I need money.
23:28
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, what is your problem?
23:29
SPEAKER_05: What was your pee of the week?
23:30
SPEAKER_05: Mine was like, I hate it.
23:31
SPEAKER_05: I was just gonna say when you were talking about like all those amazing looks in that movie that I haven't seen.
23:34
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
23:35
SPEAKER_05: But I hate when there's an amazing look and you don't see it enough.
23:38
SPEAKER_05: Like a classic fail in a music video is when there's too many looks and then they're why by.
23:46
SPEAKER_02: Actually, the it's the point of the movie, The Devil Wears Prada, but sometimes in those montages, you're like, why is she not in that one for like a whole scene?
23:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's annoying.
23:53
SPEAKER_02: So good.
23:54
SPEAKER_04: That montage is And there's like four of them.
23:56
SPEAKER_04: That montage is nuts.
23:57
SPEAKER_04: I recently saw it, and like I watch it and there's some wipes and swipes that are like a little dated.
24:02
SPEAKER_04: That's not to suddenly I see.
24:04
SPEAKER_04: Is that that's the opening?
24:05
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's the opening.
24:06
SPEAKER_04: That's the opening.
24:07
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
24:08
SPEAKER_04: So that's the opening of like all the models like going down.
24:10
SPEAKER_04: And then she's like a bagel.
24:11
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
24:11
SPEAKER_04: And they're like, oh my god.
24:13
SPEAKER_04: Counting out counting almonds, and she's like, Oh my god, big cream cheese on a bagel.
24:18
SPEAKER_04: And Hathless.
24:20
SPEAKER_06: I'm like, Yeah, she has a kebab of bagels.
24:25
SPEAKER_03: And that's the first six movies where like her her problem was having glasses.
24:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she was ugly and she always got a makeover.
24:33
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, fucking eyes, rat.
24:36
SPEAKER_04: Rat.
24:37
SPEAKER_04: I do love her in the Princess Diaries.
24:38
SPEAKER_04: I love anything Genovian.
24:40
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
24:40
SPEAKER_04: You can't tell.
24:41
SPEAKER_04: Your whole look is Genobia.
24:42
SPEAKER_05: You can't tell.
24:45
SPEAKER_05: Gina from Genovia?
24:47
SPEAKER_05: USA.
24:48
SPEAKER_05: Who's in?
24:49
SPEAKER_05: That girl Genobia.
24:50
SPEAKER_04: That girl Genobia.
24:51
SPEAKER_04: Keep it Genovian.
24:53
SPEAKER_04: That's not Selena Gomez.
24:54
SPEAKER_02: Who's in the Netflix movies now where they're like, she plays her own twin?
24:57
SPEAKER_04: Oh, uh Vanessa Hudgins.
24:59
SPEAKER_04: Vanessa Hudgens.
24:59
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
25:00
SPEAKER_04: Really?
25:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
25:01
SPEAKER_04: Hudgie Hudgens.
25:02
SPEAKER_04: She's three where she's like, she's a twin.
25:04
SPEAKER_04: She's a twins twin.
25:05
SPEAKER_04: She's like got a cousin.
25:06
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
25:07
SPEAKER_04: They all look identical.
25:07
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
25:08
SPEAKER_04: That is LOL.
25:09
SPEAKER_04: She played Septuplets for no reason.
25:11
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
25:11
SPEAKER_02: That's Vanessa.
25:12
SPEAKER_02: Vanessa, are you listening?
25:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
25:14
SPEAKER_02: Someone write that down.
25:15
SPEAKER_02: Vanessa.
25:16
SPEAKER_04: This is a live feed directly to Vanessa.
25:18
SPEAKER_04: Oh.
25:18
SPEAKER_04: And only to Vanessa.
25:19
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
25:19
SPEAKER_04: Not Alex, Vanessa.
25:20
SPEAKER_04: She's like, what's up?
25:21
SPEAKER_03: This is her sidekick in her bed.
25:23
SPEAKER_02: She's watching on her sidekick.
25:24
SPEAKER_02: There's a side sidekick device, yeah.
25:27
SPEAKER_02: Not person.
25:28
SPEAKER_02: Of course.
25:28
SPEAKER_02: Not not um the photo.
25:34
SPEAKER_01: What's your problem?
25:34
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
25:35
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
25:36
SPEAKER_03: Okay, I think I think my problem is that I just saw this movie at IFC.
25:39
SPEAKER_03: Um Passages, and there were just too many outfits that I love.
25:43
SPEAKER_03: I just say the same thing.
25:44
SPEAKER_03: I'm like a howic dare you.
25:45
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, a problem isn't a peeve.
25:47
SPEAKER_03: No, no, the problem was I saw this movie and it really pissed me off.
25:50
SPEAKER_03: And it's about like doppelgangers in Iran.
25:54
SPEAKER_03: It's like a couple, and then the couple has a doppelganger couple that they run into, and it like ends up interesting.
26:00
SPEAKER_03: Fiery death.
26:00
SPEAKER_03: Sorry, spoiler.
26:02
SPEAKER_03: Well, you didn't say the name.
26:03
SPEAKER_03: Um, should I?
26:04
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
26:05
SPEAKER_03: I guess I should.
26:05
SPEAKER_03: It's called Subtraction.
26:07
SPEAKER_03: Subtraction.
26:07
SPEAKER_04: Part of Iranian Festival.
26:10
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
26:11
SPEAKER_04: If you don't like spoilers, it's like none of it.
26:15
SPEAKER_04: None of it.
26:16
SPEAKER_04: Was it played by the same actor as the Doppelgangers or are they different actors?
26:19
SPEAKER_03: Yes, same actors.
26:20
SPEAKER_03: And transparent trap.
26:22
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, exactly.
26:23
SPEAKER_03: And come to think of it, they made it after this last year.
26:25
SPEAKER_04: So maybe they um they're trying to ride uh Lindsay.
26:28
SPEAKER_04: We're riding um R Rise Return to Fame.
26:31
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
26:32
SPEAKER_04: In Mean Girls?
26:33
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
26:33
SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
26:34
SPEAKER_02: Is she does she cameo in the new one?
26:36
SPEAKER_04: Well, spoiler again, you get uh Does she cameo in the new one?
26:39
SPEAKER_04: Do you want the answer?
26:40
SPEAKER_04: Why didn't they market it?
26:42
SPEAKER_04: I know that musicals are are like that is somehow stupid.
26:45
SPEAKER_04: You would know.
26:45
SPEAKER_04: I mean, what's the why would they be?
26:47
SPEAKER_04: They marketed ours as maybe they should be.
26:50
SPEAKER_04: I put it in the name.
26:52
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
26:52
SPEAKER_04: It was confusing.
26:53
SPEAKER_02: I thought it was like, but I saw the trailer in a theater for another movie, and somebody next to us was like, didn't they already make that movie?
27:01
SPEAKER_04: Like because they there was no like it's different.
27:04
SPEAKER_04: They're like, I've had Regina George before.
27:06
SPEAKER_04: Well, they it just was so it was so confused.
27:09
SPEAKER_04: I thought it must have been like for intentional controversy to be like, why they no, but we don't need to reboot mean girls.
27:15
SPEAKER_04: And it was like, surprise, it's not the mean girls you thought it was, but then they never really ever came out with that.
27:19
SPEAKER_04: What does Lohan do?
27:20
SPEAKER_04: I have no idea.
27:23
SPEAKER_04: Is this confirmed?
27:24
SPEAKER_04: Yes, I saw it.
27:26
SPEAKER_04: We don't believe you! I recorded the whole thing on my phone.
27:30
SPEAKER_03: Let's watch the whole movie.
27:31
SPEAKER_03: What does she do?
27:32
SPEAKER_04: She's moderate she moderates the um Math Leeds competition.
27:37
SPEAKER_03: That's cute.
27:38
SPEAKER_03: Which in the original movie is just like some guy.
27:40
SPEAKER_03: Some fucking fly.
27:41
SPEAKER_04: Some fucking hag.
27:43
SPEAKER_04: I kind of hate that she cameos.
27:45
SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
27:46
SPEAKER_04: You know, she does a good job.
27:47
SPEAKER_02: Is Rachel McAdams cameo?
27:49
SPEAKER_04: No.
27:49
SPEAKER_04: Oh, that's a bummer.
27:50
SPEAKER_02: Couldn't have been a cooler.
27:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you know, she could have played.
27:54
SPEAKER_02: I I mean, I love Busy Phillips.
27:55
SPEAKER_02: But she could have played the cool mom of Regina Murray.
27:59
SPEAKER_04: That would have been a cast.
28:00
SPEAKER_04: I should be in casting.
28:01
SPEAKER_04: That would have been a cooler cameo.
28:02
SPEAKER_04: Give it to casting.
28:03
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:03
SPEAKER_04: It'd be great for you.
28:04
SPEAKER_05: It'd be great for you.
28:07
SPEAKER_05: How did Busy Phillips do?
28:08
SPEAKER_05: Because I saw that and I wasn't yet.
28:10
SPEAKER_05: How did the Phillips?
28:10
SPEAKER_05: I wasn't fully sold on Busy Phillips as the cool mom.
28:12
SPEAKER_04: Oh, Busy, Busy's great.
28:13
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I love Busy.
28:14
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I love Busy Phillips.
28:15
SPEAKER_04: I do love her, but I wasn't, I didn't see that.
28:17
SPEAKER_04: No, no, I I think she's very funny and um having I'm having my husband run me a beer.
28:21
SPEAKER_05: Oh, I love that.
28:22
SPEAKER_05: Oh, could I interstand anyone's advice over here?
28:26
SPEAKER_05: Oh, a vape, a little blast of a porn.
28:29
SPEAKER_04: Porn on the phone.
28:32
SPEAKER_04: I have myself.
28:33
SPEAKER_02: Do you watch porn on your phone?
28:34
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but uh like every time I'm mad that I'm doing it, I'm like, why did I do that?
28:38
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
28:39
SPEAKER_02: There's better ways.
28:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:41
SPEAKER_02: I have DVDs.
28:43
SPEAKER_02: You can I have IFC cast it to your television.
28:47
SPEAKER_02: Right.
28:48
SPEAKER_04: But the fear I have with that is that I'm going to press that button and it's going to cast my neighbor's TV.
28:53
SPEAKER_04: I know it, I know it, I know it can't happen.
28:55
SPEAKER_04: Well they should be so lucky.
28:56
SPEAKER_04: I know it can happen, but it's my fear that it will.
28:58
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
28:58
SPEAKER_04: Um, like airdrop.
29:00
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
29:00
SPEAKER_04: An accidental airdrop.
29:01
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, of like a freaky.
29:03
SPEAKER_03: It is crazy when you're when you're on airdrop and you can like see all your neighbors.
29:06
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
29:07
SPEAKER_03: Sitting there on every and for airdrop to come up, it has your phone has to be open.
29:10
SPEAKER_04: It's like everybody's sitting in their apartments on their phones open.
29:13
SPEAKER_04: It's asking for.
29:14
SPEAKER_04: I almost sent my dad the weirdest, like freaky picture yesterday.
29:18
SPEAKER_04: You know when it's like floating in a text thing?
29:21
SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah.
29:21
SPEAKER_04: And I was like, ah, the picture was like it was a boner.
29:25
SPEAKER_04: A boner.
29:26
SPEAKER_04: It was a boner, but it was just like weird.
29:27
SPEAKER_04: What was freaking out?
29:28
SPEAKER_04: Wait, wait, wait, wait.
29:28
SPEAKER_04: What do you mean?
29:28
SPEAKER_04: What do you mean floating in the text thing?
29:30
SPEAKER_04: It was like this.
29:31
SPEAKER_04: It was like ready to, if I hit send, like it was like.
29:34
SPEAKER_03: Why did it make it to that point?
29:35
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
29:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
29:36
SPEAKER_05: But it didn't send, thank God.
29:38
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
29:38
SPEAKER_05: And my ass put it in there to like almost get something.
29:42
SPEAKER_03: Okay, okay.
29:42
SPEAKER_03: If if it had sent, what would what would you have followed up with?
29:45
SPEAKER_05: I think I would have quickly unsent.
29:46
SPEAKER_05: This is a joke.
29:47
SPEAKER_03: Okay, okay.
29:47
SPEAKER_03: Say it sends.
29:48
SPEAKER_04: I mean, however long passes, and you count.
29:50
SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
29:51
SPEAKER_04: It was your dad's like, I love my son's country.
29:52
SPEAKER_04: Or it doesn't suck.
29:53
SPEAKER_04: I love my son's cock.
29:54
SPEAKER_04: And a boy.
29:55
SPEAKER_04: And a boy.
29:56
SPEAKER_03: Wait, wait, and was there face?
29:59
SPEAKER_03: No.
29:59
SPEAKER_03: Okay, so you could have been like that's not my son's.
30:01
SPEAKER_04: You could have been like spice, cock, and hole.
30:03
SPEAKER_04: He was showing all of them.
30:04
SPEAKER_04: It's like a V ID.
30:06
SPEAKER_03: A sign that says ID.
30:07
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
30:07
SPEAKER_04: His passport and his ID held in one hand.
30:10
SPEAKER_04: And a sign that says love you, dad.
30:11
SPEAKER_04: I was eating my own croc.
30:14
SPEAKER_04: This is for my biological.
30:16
SPEAKER_04: Anything I say taking this back is a lie.
30:18
SPEAKER_04: That was a mistake.
30:19
SPEAKER_04: It wasn't meant for you.
30:20
SPEAKER_04: Sorry.
30:21
SPEAKER_02: Uh, I haven't ever sent my parents a nude or anything like that, but it's been uh there sometimes you're like sexting and also talking to your mom, and you're like, you have to stop.
30:31
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
30:32
SPEAKER_04: It always happens to almost you, also, because like you'll swoop in and be like, me, you mean?
30:35
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
30:36
SPEAKER_02: I accidentally sent nudes to people, but only to like gay guys, who it's it was all fine.
30:40
SPEAKER_02: I've I've done an accidental, like, oops, sorry.
30:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:44
SPEAKER_02: Sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:45
SPEAKER_02: Or one of a it's it's so dangerous being a gay guy.
30:50
SPEAKER_04: It's very dangerous for me.
30:52
SPEAKER_04: Too many veiny boners.
30:54
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
30:56
SPEAKER_04: Like your dad's like, speak for yourself.
30:58
SPEAKER_03: How are how are you all?
31:00
SPEAKER_03: Um what's your relationship with texting 2024?
31:03
SPEAKER_04: Well, you're the one who keeps calling everybody and FaceTiming.
31:05
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you do love it.
31:06
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah, you like to face it.
31:07
SPEAKER_04: And now this is so Gen Z.
31:10
SPEAKER_04: I think the cold FaceTime.
31:12
SPEAKER_03: Who have I FaceTimed?
31:13
SPEAKER_04: You have to have you have face you've tried to no, you've tried to call me and I didn't answer.
31:17
SPEAKER_04: And then I'll be able to do that.
31:17
SPEAKER_04: I think a call is on the table.
31:19
SPEAKER_04: I don't mind a call.
31:20
SPEAKER_04: I love a call.
31:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
31:20
SPEAKER_05: I think I also love your you're making me love a FaceTime because I know I am a serial FaceTimer and I'm actually trying to stop.
31:26
SPEAKER_04: That's your generation.
31:27
SPEAKER_04: Like just the cold FaceTime.
31:28
SPEAKER_05: I need like a warning.
31:29
SPEAKER_04: You must have a warning.
31:30
SPEAKER_04: You gotta get in a hair makeup.
31:31
SPEAKER_05: I'm gonna get a hair makeup.
31:32
SPEAKER_05: What?
31:33
SPEAKER_03: I'm not cameraman.
31:34
SPEAKER_03: I love you.
31:36
SPEAKER_02: No, I don't like it.
31:37
SPEAKER_02: I'd also like to be able to do something else, not even like I'm cranking or something.
31:40
SPEAKER_02: It's just like I just want to do crank.
31:42
SPEAKER_02: I want to do dishes.
31:43
SPEAKER_02: I might need to like cranking.
31:44
SPEAKER_02: Stand up, you know what I mean?
31:45
SPEAKER_04: Because if you answer the phone, you're like, no, I guess it adds a whole thing.
31:48
SPEAKER_04: I know you have to like pay full attention.
31:49
SPEAKER_04: I know, I know.
31:49
SPEAKER_05: Well, I am trying to I always feel like it look it's like me looking at like in a spoon.
31:54
SPEAKER_05: Like I look distorted and weird, so I am not focusing on the conversation.
31:57
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, what's going on?
31:58
SPEAKER_05: Which you often do.
31:59
SPEAKER_03: Oh, well that's the spoon filter that you have.
32:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
32:01
SPEAKER_05: My phone is a spoon.
32:03
SPEAKER_02: I took a great nude the other day in the reflection of a bowl.
32:06
SPEAKER_02: Whoa.
32:07
SPEAKER_02: Was it going around?
32:10
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
32:10
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, I gotta send this one out.
32:12
SPEAKER_02: Everyone will be like, that's a fun house mirror.
32:13
SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, totally.
32:15
SPEAKER_04: But you're MC Escher.
32:18
SPEAKER_04: I love that.
32:18
SPEAKER_04: Wait, wait, wait.
32:19
SPEAKER_04: How did you get to the bowl?
32:20
SPEAKER_04: I was washing.
32:23
SPEAKER_04: He made a bowl and a bowl was there, and I looked and I was like, oh my god, my cock looks great.
32:29
SPEAKER_05: He's poor.
32:30
SPEAKER_05: He only has one bowl.
32:32
SPEAKER_05: All he has is a bowl.
32:33
SPEAKER_05: He was bathing in the bowl.
32:35
SPEAKER_02: I was watching the bowl.
32:37
SPEAKER_04: The bowl.
32:38
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
32:39
SPEAKER_04: Should we do a collective week and gay?
32:41
SPEAKER_04: That's a segment we sometimes do.
32:42
SPEAKER_04: A weekend gay.
32:43
SPEAKER_04: A week in gay.
32:45
SPEAKER_04: Where we sort of recap anything that's either happened gay globally or gay personally, either like in your life or whatever.
32:52
SPEAKER_04: Gay local.
32:52
SPEAKER_04: I have a gay, I have a gay part of the week that we can talk about.
32:55
SPEAKER_02: There's something.
32:55
SPEAKER_02: Okay, go ahead.
32:56
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
32:56
SPEAKER_04: Well, okay, so have you guys seen the video of Tyre Banks at the basketball game with the furries?
33:01
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
33:01
SPEAKER_02: No.
33:02
SPEAKER_04: Uh I love sitting between two.
33:04
SPEAKER_04: I was just cranking between two furries.
33:06
SPEAKER_04: Not not um not like mascots, actual furries.
33:09
SPEAKER_04: Actual furries.
33:10
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
33:10
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
33:11
SPEAKER_04: So it's a it's a viral video that's going around of Tyre Banks sitting front row at a basketball game.
33:16
SPEAKER_04: I don't know what team.
33:17
SPEAKER_04: Um, between two furries.
33:19
SPEAKER_04: They're all front row.
33:20
SPEAKER_04: And it's like they are all kind of like having a fun time at first, and they're like, they're living it up.
33:24
SPEAKER_04: And then like as the video goes on, Tyra gets more and more like uncomfortable.
33:29
SPEAKER_04: Uncomfortable, uncomfortable, and nervous.
33:31
SPEAKER_04: No, I think it's real.
33:32
SPEAKER_04: I think it's real.
33:33
SPEAKER_04: Okay, nervous.
33:35
SPEAKER_04: I think it's 100% fake.
33:37
SPEAKER_04: 100% a state.
33:38
SPEAKER_04: I mean, Tyra is there is no there is no limit to what Tyra will do.
33:43
SPEAKER_04: Absolutely.
33:44
SPEAKER_04: Well, when the video starts, I'm like, okay, what is she up to now?
33:46
SPEAKER_04: Like she's coming out with like a line of it's gonna be like a line of bookmarks.
33:49
SPEAKER_04: Like that's what that will be for.
33:51
SPEAKER_05: Like it will be like a line.
33:53
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:55
SPEAKER_04: She's like paper, she's like, here's my line of paper bookmarks, and it's like, why did you do that?
34:00
SPEAKER_05: She sells ice cream.
34:01
SPEAKER_05: Why does she do that?
34:02
SPEAKER_05: I don't know how to do it.
34:02
SPEAKER_05: Exactly.
34:02
SPEAKER_03: That's so funny.
34:03
SPEAKER_03: Also, uh, you'd think that she would just be able to be like, Can I move?
34:06
SPEAKER_03: You then it gets to that point.
34:08
SPEAKER_03: I'm dying during the breakup.
34:10
SPEAKER_05: We need to show them because I want to know your opinion because I don't think it's a stunt because she gets like uncomfortable, but then she gets so uncomfortable that it's like, okay, maybe it's back to a stunt.
34:18
SPEAKER_05: It's like she she keeps being like, I stop.
34:21
SPEAKER_02: Matt Slitter told me to watch that um I had never seen the episode of her show with Naomi Campbell on.
34:26
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
34:27
SPEAKER_04: It's amazing.
34:28
SPEAKER_02: And Naomi's just like, I don't know, I didn't know that.
34:30
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:31
SPEAKER_04: She's like, no one's Naomi's incorrect.
34:34
SPEAKER_02: She was like, I had no idea.
34:35
SPEAKER_02: I'm so sorry you felt that way.
34:36
SPEAKER_02: Uh but then at but then at the end, they're both like, anyway, we're promoting our books.
34:39
SPEAKER_02: It's like, oh, this was full.
34:41
SPEAKER_02: Like, this is full stuff.
34:42
SPEAKER_05: That starts off so dramatic because there's numerous shots of like no one in the audience.
34:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they emptied that they emptied the whole room for the day.
34:48
SPEAKER_02: Then they bring them back and they do like a walk-off.
34:51
SPEAKER_05: It's just me facing my nemesis.
34:54
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
34:54
SPEAKER_05: It's like, yeah, and then meanwhile, like, no, yeah, just shots.
34:58
SPEAKER_05: But it's but it's you and me.
35:00
SPEAKER_05: Like, I had no idea.
35:01
SPEAKER_04: But that was very stunty.
35:03
SPEAKER_05: But I love there's no guests today.
35:05
SPEAKER_04: Because I need to confront someone about what they did to me.
35:10
SPEAKER_04: I'm sitting across the past.
35:12
SPEAKER_04: Like, okay.
35:12
SPEAKER_04: The past.
35:13
SPEAKER_04: I think it's past.
35:15
SPEAKER_04: Uh that was I think it's a stunt.
35:16
SPEAKER_04: That was that's the that's a weekend gay for me.
35:18
SPEAKER_04: Is that I think Tyra's cooking something and I'm so scared about what's coming.
35:22
SPEAKER_04: Really nice.
35:22
SPEAKER_02: I know something gay guy like All of Us Strangers or something came out, but that's the JLo trailer.
35:28
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
35:28
SPEAKER_04: I saw Madonna.
35:29
SPEAKER_04: Right.
35:30
SPEAKER_04: Is that for her movie?
35:30
SPEAKER_04: That's also the name.
35:32
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
35:32
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
35:32
SPEAKER_04: Um we don't know if she sampled something.
35:35
SPEAKER_05: I was like, and then she sampled another thing.
35:37
SPEAKER_05: I've been complaining that like everyone is sampling everything.
35:39
SPEAKER_02: Sampling's very and yeah.
35:40
SPEAKER_05: So oh, I'm over it.
35:42
SPEAKER_03: What else can we get?
35:43
SPEAKER_05: Like it's very and I'm like, it's so over.
35:46
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, no, it's over.
35:47
SPEAKER_05: If it's in the case, it's in.
35:48
SPEAKER_05: It's in.
35:48
SPEAKER_05: True, true, true, true, true.
35:50
SPEAKER_04: I saw Madonna.
35:50
SPEAKER_04: I saw Magi Pooh.
35:51
SPEAKER_04: That's hugely gay.
35:52
SPEAKER_05: Sam Tagger was is in LA, obviously.
35:55
SPEAKER_04: R.I.P.
35:56
SPEAKER_04: R.I.P.
35:59
SPEAKER_05: And then Misha took me.
36:00
SPEAKER_04: I was so happy.
36:01
SPEAKER_04: Sweet.
36:02
SPEAKER_04: I've never seen her.
36:04
SPEAKER_04: I said you didn't go for it.
36:06
SPEAKER_02: I didn't go.
36:06
SPEAKER_02: I've never seen Madonna.
36:07
SPEAKER_02: That's one of the ones I'm like, what about the case?
36:09
SPEAKER_04: I was actually impressed, to be honest.
36:10
SPEAKER_05: I feel like I saw clips on social media and I was like, oh my god, she's like hobby wobby, like dying.
36:15
SPEAKER_05: It's giving Amanda's giving Amanda Lepore like icon, but like a little like seconds from like dying.
36:21
SPEAKER_05: Um that's horrible.
36:22
SPEAKER_00: Amanda's La Poor's not seconds from dying.
36:24
SPEAKER_04: Isn't Amanda from Lepore like 42?
36:26
SPEAKER_04: She's like secretly very young.
36:28
SPEAKER_03: I don't think she's 42, but yeah, yeah.
36:30
SPEAKER_04: She's a little shaky.
36:31
SPEAKER_04: She's a little cinched.
36:31
SPEAKER_04: Amanda's a little cinched.
36:33
SPEAKER_03: Amanda.
36:34
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
36:34
SPEAKER_05: Um, it was giving that.
36:36
SPEAKER_05: So I was like, oh God, Madge.
36:38
SPEAKER_05: But then she seemed really young in person.
36:40
SPEAKER_05: I was like, oh my God, go on.
36:41
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
36:41
SPEAKER_05: She was backstage.
36:42
SPEAKER_05: She was moving.
36:45
SPEAKER_05: Thank you.
36:46
SPEAKER_04: Oh, I was like, I thought that was gagging faggot.
36:48
SPEAKER_04: I didn't see that.
36:50
SPEAKER_04: I didn't see the foot massage.
36:51
SPEAKER_04: I thought that you were saying that to Madonna.
36:52
SPEAKER_04: You're like, oh, she's moving.
36:54
SPEAKER_04: Oh.
36:55
SPEAKER_04: I went in um at Barclays when she went.
36:58
SPEAKER_04: Oh, fine.
36:58
SPEAKER_04: And the Reg show.
37:00
SPEAKER_04: Okay, Reg.
37:01
SPEAKER_03: No, no.
37:01
SPEAKER_03: I was at Madison show.
37:02
SPEAKER_03: Actually, she when she rescheduled everything, our show was the one show that she was like.
37:06
SPEAKER_03: And y'all can figure it out.
37:07
SPEAKER_03: Because she likes And just refunded fully.
37:09
SPEAKER_03: Coffee in my face.
37:10
SPEAKER_02: Didn't give us a new day.
37:12
SPEAKER_04: Better you than us.
37:14
SPEAKER_02: When did you get over COVID?
37:16
SPEAKER_04: I had it, I got it on like New Year's Eve.
37:18
SPEAKER_04: Uh-huh.
37:19
SPEAKER_04: And then I was attested negative like a week later.
37:22
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
37:22
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
37:23
SPEAKER_04: But you can't get it again.
37:24
SPEAKER_06: Nah, you're antibody.
37:26
SPEAKER_04: I've got it to James.
37:28
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
37:28
SPEAKER_04: I mean, that's literally how I'm operating.
37:30
SPEAKER_04: I'm like licking the floor of the subway.
37:33
SPEAKER_04: Sorry, yeah.
37:34
SPEAKER_04: Your shirt.
37:34
SPEAKER_04: I'm like, I'm a man.
37:35
SPEAKER_04: And everyone's like, that's a dad.
37:36
SPEAKER_04: Did you feel like she was Mad Young at Barclays?
37:39
SPEAKER_04: Or was she like No, she was yeah, she was good at Barclays.
37:41
SPEAKER_04: I'll say Hobby Wobby again.
37:42
SPEAKER_04: I don't know what that means.
37:44
SPEAKER_04: Hobby Wobby, like Hobby Lobby.
37:47
SPEAKER_03: No, like Wobby.
37:51
SPEAKER_03: Like she's like she's on these.
37:52
SPEAKER_03: No, no, I found we I so I went with Ryan and Izzy.
37:56
SPEAKER_03: And um we we were impressed.
37:58
SPEAKER_03: I think she was like dancing a lot.
38:00
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
38:01
SPEAKER_03: Bob was great.
38:03
SPEAKER_03: Bob is uh is uh MC.
38:04
SPEAKER_05: Bob is a great MC.
38:05
SPEAKER_05: I didn't need so much Bob like in my Madonna experience because it just felt like but not Bob's fault.
38:10
SPEAKER_05: Not Bob's writing.
38:11
SPEAKER_05: Good gig.
38:12
SPEAKER_04: So like very good gig.
38:13
SPEAKER_04: Love that I opened with Bob.
38:14
SPEAKER_02: He kills this video that went around um this week, gay guy week, of Bob uh lip syncing to um Celine Dion's all coming back to me now, which Bob used to do all the time at Barracuda.
38:25
SPEAKER_02: And it like Bob is so it's like Bob Yeah, you're so good at drag.
38:33
SPEAKER_04: Totally.
38:33
SPEAKER_04: Drag.
38:34
SPEAKER_02: Now what is that?
38:34
SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
38:35
SPEAKER_02: Drag?
38:36
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
38:36
SPEAKER_02: No one here knows.
38:37
SPEAKER_04: Nah, one person.
38:41
SPEAKER_04: I don't think anyone knows.
38:47
SPEAKER_02: You're like, dude, did you play those Donkey Kong Super Nintendo games?
38:50
SPEAKER_02: This is where Millennial Code is the Dixie Kong, she gets flip her through.
38:55
SPEAKER_04: Girls will often fly by their pigtails.
38:57
SPEAKER_04: Well, Peach uses her dress.
38:58
SPEAKER_04: Where else did that happen?
38:59
SPEAKER_04: Was that Peach uses her Peach?
39:00
SPEAKER_04: Peach uses her dress.
39:02
SPEAKER_04: It's like kind of the girl from Matilda.
39:04
SPEAKER_04: She gets flown flown by her hair.
39:06
SPEAKER_05: I love Matilda, it's so good.
39:07
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
39:08
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, Week and Gay, I watched um Eyes Wide Shut for the first time.
39:12
SPEAKER_03: I never thought.
39:13
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
39:13
SPEAKER_03: You have to see it.
39:14
SPEAKER_03: Okay, I really think.
39:14
SPEAKER_03: It's so good.
39:16
SPEAKER_04: That's Nicole and Tom.
39:17
SPEAKER_04: Nicole and Tom.
39:17
SPEAKER_04: Oh, I've seen that.
39:18
SPEAKER_04: I have seen that.
39:19
SPEAKER_04: And it it's a and it is.
39:21
SPEAKER_04: No, no, they're already married.
39:22
SPEAKER_04: They were already married.
39:23
SPEAKER_04: Right, yeah.
39:23
SPEAKER_04: Because it was like a whole thing.
39:24
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
39:25
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
39:26
SPEAKER_04: It's so good.
39:27
SPEAKER_04: It's so good.
39:28
SPEAKER_04: And I feel ashamed I've never seen it.
39:29
SPEAKER_04: And it's it's often like thought of as a Christmas movie because it's set during Christmas, but and people will like watch it as an alt, like an alt Christmas like diehard, but even altar.
39:38
SPEAKER_04: Um but it is fun to watch during Christmas and it is incredible.
39:41
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
39:42
SPEAKER_05: That's what threw me off when it was saying like eyes wide shut.
39:46
SPEAKER_04: Because I don't think of it as a Christmas movie, but it is kind of.
39:48
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
39:49
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
39:49
SPEAKER_04: Sort of like I don't know.
39:50
SPEAKER_03: I know it's so funny that it is a Christmas movie.
39:52
SPEAKER_03: I heard people call it that.
39:53
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
39:53
SPEAKER_03: It's a New York movie, which is cool.
39:54
SPEAKER_03: I didn't know that.
39:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
39:54
SPEAKER_04: It's it's well, it is except it's not because it wasn't shot in New York.
39:58
SPEAKER_04: Is that what Yeah?
39:59
SPEAKER_04: Because uh uh Kubrick is was famously afraid to fly, so all the street scenes are shot It was Spain for New York.
40:07
SPEAKER_04: Basically, it's like shot in like a back lot and then there's like um super like it's like uh rear projection shots of of Tom Cruise like walking down streets.
40:16
SPEAKER_04: Um I may be wrong, but I but I think I'm right.
40:19
SPEAKER_04: I believe you.
40:20
SPEAKER_04: Why not?
40:20
SPEAKER_04: I believe me.
40:21
SPEAKER_05: Um people used to tell me I look like Tom Cruise in cocktail.
40:24
SPEAKER_04: I've never seen cocktail either.
40:25
SPEAKER_04: That's the one where you throw it.
40:27
SPEAKER_05: When I have a bang piece.
40:28
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, like in this outfit.
40:29
SPEAKER_04: I'm like, Tom?
40:30
SPEAKER_04: Tom?
40:31
SPEAKER_04: Tom?
40:32
SPEAKER_02: I do my own stunts.
40:33
SPEAKER_02: Vanilla Sky.
40:34
SPEAKER_02: Remember when they cleared out Times Square for Vanilla Sky, speaking of New York?
40:37
SPEAKER_04: Well, you're having Gen X, so no, I don't remember how.
40:41
SPEAKER_04: I've never seen it, but it made my mom angry.
40:44
SPEAKER_04: Wait, Vanilla Sky made your mom angry?
40:47
SPEAKER_04: It could make a mom angry.
40:48
SPEAKER_04: I I that's not strange.
40:50
SPEAKER_04: Wait, I had to tell the story.
40:51
SPEAKER_04: Oh, you were talking to me.
40:53
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
40:53
SPEAKER_05: I was staring at Aaron for no reason.
40:55
SPEAKER_05: I was getting that.
40:56
SPEAKER_05: I was giving you at the wheel.
40:58
SPEAKER_04: I was like it happens all the time.
41:01
SPEAKER_04: Like content.
41:03
SPEAKER_04: Mona Lisa.
41:08
SPEAKER_04: Mona Lisa is kind.
41:10
SPEAKER_03: I'm telling you, Jacond is gonna be in the Gay Guy vernacular.
41:14
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
41:14
SPEAKER_03: When people Jacond.
41:18
SPEAKER_03: No, it isn't that like the name of Mona Lisa?
41:20
SPEAKER_03: Or not not her.
41:21
SPEAKER_03: Not like she is her, but her name is spraying with my foss.
41:25
SPEAKER_04: Like the painting?
41:26
SPEAKER_04: Something.
41:27
SPEAKER_04: It's not actually called Mona Lisa.
41:28
SPEAKER_04: No, no, it's called that.
41:29
SPEAKER_04: But Jacond is just a word that I No, you did you're you're it's gonna get my vernacular, Michael.
41:34
SPEAKER_04: Can you can you look up Jacond?
41:36
SPEAKER_02: And now Michael the Michael the Fiance is in full winter.
41:40
SPEAKER_04: What is going on over there?
41:41
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god, you're fully bundled.
41:43
SPEAKER_04: Like an Antarctic scientist observing the plant.
41:47
SPEAKER_04: You want my bang?
41:48
SPEAKER_05: You need a bang thing?
41:49
SPEAKER_02: You need a bang, honey.
41:53
SPEAKER_04: Sounds like J-A-C-C-O-N-D-E.
41:55
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I think one C there's gotta be a Q in there.
41:57
SPEAKER_04: Maybe but maybe a J A.
42:01
SPEAKER_04: Is it J apostrophe?
42:02
SPEAKER_04: No.
42:03
SPEAKER_04: It's not like I Jador.
42:07
SPEAKER_03: Maybe it's a good thing.
42:09
SPEAKER_03: But what about what about can you attack a little bit?
42:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she really does.
42:17
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, maybe that's what she was.
42:19
SPEAKER_02: She was like Yeah, just a mouth.
42:22
SPEAKER_04: She's sitting on a sponge cake.
42:26
SPEAKER_04: We're gonna figure out what you need to do.
42:28
SPEAKER_04: I'm sorry, it's bronchial.
42:30
SPEAKER_05: I feel like I have something bronchial.
42:32
SPEAKER_02: You do.
42:33
SPEAKER_05: It's getting bronchial.
42:35
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
42:37
SPEAKER_05: Oh, any news breaking?
42:40
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, one second.
42:40
SPEAKER_05: We shouldn't see about Jacan.
42:42
SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah, we have to.
42:43
SPEAKER_04: Why don't we let's let's take a break and when we come back, we'll have more news on Jacan.
42:48
SPEAKER_04: Yes, we will.
42:49
SPEAKER_04: Be right back.
42:59
SPEAKER_04: And we're back.
43:02
SPEAKER_04: So Rob, did you reapply fragrance?
43:04
SPEAKER_04: Because it smells really good.
43:06
SPEAKER_04: I did.
43:06
SPEAKER_04: Oh no, that's good.
43:08
SPEAKER_05: And I'm jealous I forgot to put perfume on.
43:10
SPEAKER_04: You can get it.
43:11
SPEAKER_04: No.
43:12
SPEAKER_04: Also let me make my.
43:14
SPEAKER_04: You can go get it.
43:15
SPEAKER_04: We can take it on the ray.
43:16
SPEAKER_04: You think, but it smells good.
43:17
SPEAKER_04: I know I didn't.
43:18
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, we love the.
43:19
SPEAKER_04: Do I honestly?
43:20
SPEAKER_04: No, no.
43:20
SPEAKER_04: When you took your coat off, I was like, so much.
43:22
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I have the scent of I'm like, let me let me just sample of uh of use.
43:29
SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah, you got rails.
43:31
SPEAKER_04: People want the scent of use, you know?
43:33
SPEAKER_04: People want the sense of use.
43:34
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
43:35
SPEAKER_04: I said I did say, oh, I doodorive.
43:37
SPEAKER_02: I was like, well, I'm going to break like become one of them.
43:45
SPEAKER_05: I have incredible BO.
43:47
SPEAKER_04: Just saying.
43:48
SPEAKER_05: Just saying.
43:49
SPEAKER_04: Also, that was that was a that was like a me affirming, not saying, mm-hmm.
43:52
SPEAKER_04: That was like uh huh.
43:54
SPEAKER_05: It was like pretty Don't I kinda have good BO?
43:57
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
43:58
SPEAKER_04: It's great, great.
44:00
SPEAKER_04: Well, what makes your BO good?
44:01
SPEAKER_04: It's good.
44:02
SPEAKER_02: It's how it's like it's toxic.
44:05
SPEAKER_02: Is that one of those things?
44:06
SPEAKER_02: It's a toxic fume.
44:07
SPEAKER_02: How your own farts don't smell bad to you.
44:09
SPEAKER_02: Is that how BO is?
44:10
SPEAKER_02: Possibly.
44:12
SPEAKER_02: You're like, I but I don't think so.
44:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
44:14
SPEAKER_04: However.
44:15
SPEAKER_04: But I bet it's not.
44:16
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
44:17
SPEAKER_04: I disagree.
44:17
SPEAKER_04: Um, okay.
44:18
SPEAKER_04: Should we play a little game?
44:19
SPEAKER_04: Oh, wait, we never, so we we figured out what jacand meant.
44:22
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
44:22
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
44:23
SPEAKER_04: Um and do we care to explain it?
44:26
SPEAKER_04: I think the viewers are like, look it up yourselves.
44:31
SPEAKER_04: Look at that.
44:31
SPEAKER_04: You got the phone in your hand.
44:32
SPEAKER_03: They Google during the break.
44:33
unknown: Yeah.
44:34
SPEAKER_03: They Google during the break.
44:35
SPEAKER_03: And I only know that because my dad would refer to Mona Lisa as Jacand.
44:38
SPEAKER_03: And it might be it might be like a Persian thing or something where like they say that.
44:41
SPEAKER_04: Well, they they're on a first name basis.
44:43
SPEAKER_01: Are you 100% Persian?
44:44
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
44:45
SPEAKER_04: Iranian.
44:46
SPEAKER_04: I love that.
44:47
SPEAKER_02: And you're 100% stupid?
44:48
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
44:49
SPEAKER_05: 100%.
44:50
SPEAKER_05: 100% that girl.
44:51
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, exactly.
44:53
SPEAKER_05: That's on Muggs now.
44:54
SPEAKER_05: I'm 100% Gina.
44:56
SPEAKER_05: It's like, what?
44:58
SPEAKER_05: Um so scary.
45:00
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
45:01
SPEAKER_04: People are like, you're 50% Gina.
45:06
SPEAKER_03: That's really good.
45:07
SPEAKER_03: Crazy.
45:07
SPEAKER_03: On a shirt.
45:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, exactly.
45:09
SPEAKER_03: On Penzer.
45:10
SPEAKER_03: Steering directly into the camera.
45:13
SPEAKER_04: It's just like the default merch kit that you got from Stitch Fix.
45:16
SPEAKER_05: My ex is um half Iranian.
45:19
SPEAKER_05: Wow.
45:19
SPEAKER_05: I was like, that's it.
45:20
SPEAKER_05: Oh, the girl ex.
45:22
SPEAKER_04: We're like Pat Regan?
45:24
SPEAKER_03: From Long Island?
45:25
SPEAKER_02: Is it Pat Regan?
45:27
SPEAKER_02: That would be so funny if Pat Reg.
45:29
SPEAKER_02: Persian.
45:29
SPEAKER_03: I was like, no wonder he's so relatable to me.
45:32
SPEAKER_03: Not Persian Regan.
45:34
SPEAKER_03: Persian Regan.
45:35
SPEAKER_04: That's his stage name.
45:37
SPEAKER_02: Pat Persian.
45:37
SPEAKER_02: Pat Persian.
45:38
SPEAKER_03: Um so you had uh an ex-girlfriend who was half your own.
45:41
SPEAKER_03: I did, yeah.
45:42
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
45:43
SPEAKER_03: And you remind me of her.
45:45
SPEAKER_03: Weeping.
45:46
SPEAKER_03: I'm like.
45:48
SPEAKER_03: Did she anyways?
45:50
SPEAKER_03: Did she like expose you to the culture at all?
45:54
SPEAKER_03: Cover the she kept saying Jacan.
45:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
45:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she couldn't say Jacan, everything.
45:59
SPEAKER_04: Um should we play a uh game?
46:02
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
46:02
SPEAKER_04: Okay, so we have several games, none of them are good.
46:04
SPEAKER_04: Um one that that is the most can be the most fun and and fast is called Cunter Punt, wherein we um raise a topic and decide if it's cunt meaning good or punt meaning bad.
46:16
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you know, your tutor boot, but not just about fashion.
46:18
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, it can be about anything, anything you want.
46:20
SPEAKER_05: George pointed out, and we're like, oh, it is tutor boot.
46:23
SPEAKER_05: We're like, oh, I guess.
46:24
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but that's just cool.
46:25
SPEAKER_05: Oh, but yeah.
46:26
SPEAKER_05: Every game is just some form of tutor boot.
46:28
SPEAKER_05: It's just rhyming.
46:29
SPEAKER_05: You're you're right.
46:29
SPEAKER_05: George is sick.
46:30
SPEAKER_04: He's sick in the head, sick twisted sick guy.
46:33
SPEAKER_04: He's gonna get canceled very soon.
46:36
SPEAKER_04: And we all know why.
46:37
SPEAKER_04: And we all know why.
46:38
SPEAKER_04: For plagiarizing.
46:39
SPEAKER_04: Those academic journals.
46:41
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, a contrapant.
46:43
SPEAKER_05: Or we have a game called Alphabet Supia.
46:47
SPEAKER_05: Alphabet Supia.
46:48
SPEAKER_04: Which is the play on Alphabet Mafia.
46:50
SPEAKER_05: And soup.
46:51
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's right.
46:52
SPEAKER_04: That was the play.
46:53
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, which was a joke name, but it became real.
46:55
SPEAKER_05: What is the alphabet mafia?
46:57
SPEAKER_04: The alphabet mafia is like a derogatory term for like LGBTQIA plus people.
47:01
SPEAKER_04: It's kind of like a curve.
47:03
SPEAKER_04: Because it's referring to LGBT.
47:04
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
47:05
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
47:05
SPEAKER_04: But Soupia is referring to soup.
47:08
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
47:08
SPEAKER_04: It's kind of like a cute soup.
47:09
SPEAKER_04: I think that soupia is us applying a label to a person-place thing or idea that's kind of straight seeming or undefined.
47:17
SPEAKER_04: No, it's not that it's straight seeming, it's just like something we like feel like could be brought into the um into the spectrum.
47:22
SPEAKER_04: So, like, for instance, in the past, we had said that Austin Butler ha is L.
47:27
SPEAKER_04: He has lesbian energy because his commitment to the Elvis character was very sort of like like drag king esque, very kind of.
47:35
SPEAKER_04: I was there with lesbian in a way that was like a U-Haul lesbian for that concept.
47:39
SPEAKER_04: So we like all kind of landed there and that like felt great.
47:41
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
47:42
SPEAKER_04: So and like these bangs are trans.
47:44
SPEAKER_04: Well, so okay, so but for this for Supia, we often say, like, okay, well, this couch, well, this is obviously G, but I I've been like reviewing the footage for like older episodes recently, and like we always kind of land there, and I kind of don't feel like the couch is just G.
48:01
SPEAKER_04: What is it?
48:02
SPEAKER_04: Well, because the couch is also very, very feminine.
48:04
SPEAKER_04: So like it's not that it's like feminine gay.
48:06
SPEAKER_04: I just think that maybe the couch is like I don't know.
48:09
SPEAKER_04: I think there's just more.
48:10
SPEAKER_04: I think there's more.
48:11
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
48:12
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
48:12
SPEAKER_04: Q.
48:13
SPEAKER_04: It's like the couch Q.
48:15
SPEAKER_04: It's Q.
48:16
SPEAKER_02: But no, but Q doesn't necessarily give Femme.
48:19
SPEAKER_02: I still think it's G.
48:20
SPEAKER_02: There's topiary.
48:22
SPEAKER_04: But I think it's G with like maybe like an asterisk for like a little bit more like nuance.
48:25
SPEAKER_04: Because it's like G like original um queer eye G?
48:32
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
48:33
SPEAKER_02: Definitely that's more, but I know where it's like gay men, like pink equals gay.
48:37
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
48:37
SPEAKER_04: But I almost wonder, is it like like trans man that does drag gay?
48:43
SPEAKER_04: Like, is it that interesting?
48:45
SPEAKER_04: Like, is it just like just there need to be more layers?
48:47
SPEAKER_04: Like got got me.
48:49
SPEAKER_04: Could be got got I wouldn't even I would even venture into like the IA.
48:52
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, let's get into there.
48:54
SPEAKER_04: Let's get into intersex.
48:55
SPEAKER_04: Because I I think it, yeah, I think it could.
48:57
SPEAKER_04: This is intersex.
48:58
SPEAKER_03: I would like to tell in uh the intersex community because I think pink could both pink the singer?
49:04
SPEAKER_03: Pink, pink, yeah.
49:05
SPEAKER_03: Okay, pink is an exclamation point.
49:07
SPEAKER_04: That's the stupia we need.
49:09
SPEAKER_04: L.
49:09
SPEAKER_04: Raise an L to that.
49:12
SPEAKER_05: Um raise your L.
49:15
SPEAKER_05: I hate pink.
49:16
SPEAKER_05: I mean, I love her.
49:18
SPEAKER_05: Oh.
49:19
SPEAKER_05: I hate pink.
49:20
SPEAKER_05: I mean, I don't love her.
49:22
SPEAKER_05: I hate like current day pink.
49:23
SPEAKER_05: The last and my current daddy was a little bit.
49:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, right around the road.
49:28
SPEAKER_03: She's always like, hey me with the elements.
49:30
SPEAKER_02: And then tires fall.
49:32
SPEAKER_02: I think she is like an incredible singer, but I just don't care about her song.
49:36
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
49:36
SPEAKER_04: But I saw her sing with Kelly Clarkson one time.
49:39
SPEAKER_04: They were they were both wearing like big long dresses at some award show, and they just were singing.
49:43
SPEAKER_04: They were singing.
49:44
SPEAKER_04: I was like, yes, this is what these ladies should be doing.
49:46
SPEAKER_04: They can sing.
49:47
SPEAKER_04: I was gagging with her.
49:48
SPEAKER_04: Then she got pulled up again.
49:50
SPEAKER_04: Okay, the song, the song Sober is incredible, though.
49:53
SPEAKER_04: Why don't I?
49:55
SPEAKER_04: That is a good one.
49:57
SPEAKER_04: I have a I just I guess have really bad blood with it.
50:03
SPEAKER_05: And there's always you can't forget about party crasher panty snatcher, which is like pink, please.
50:09
SPEAKER_04: Again, in reviewing footage of this podcast, we have literally talked about this word for word.
50:16
SPEAKER_02: But we do love her.
50:17
SPEAKER_02: I mean, I love her.
50:18
SPEAKER_02: I killed my mom before I killed Pink.
50:19
SPEAKER_02: Right.
50:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
50:20
SPEAKER_02: We need pink.
50:21
SPEAKER_02: We don't need to be clear.
50:22
SPEAKER_02: To be clear.
50:23
SPEAKER_05: Pat used to not think she was a gay icon.
50:24
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, she's a gay icon.
50:26
SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's certainly not a straight icon.
50:28
SPEAKER_02: Right.
50:28
SPEAKER_05: But I think she's she's a gay con.
50:31
SPEAKER_04: She?
50:31
SPEAKER_04: I mean, a lot of street people like pink.
50:34
SPEAKER_04: A legion of gay fish.
50:36
SPEAKER_04: I think so.
50:36
SPEAKER_04: What do they call it?
50:37
SPEAKER_04: Midwesterners.
50:39
SPEAKER_04: Boom! Um, yeah, I don't know.
50:44
SPEAKER_04: Anyway, so that was just, I'm just, we don't need to talk get into it.
50:47
SPEAKER_04: I I think there's more to be explored with the with the identity of the couch.
50:51
SPEAKER_04: However, it's it's an easy one.
50:52
SPEAKER_04: She's queer in questioning.
50:54
SPEAKER_04: We'll find out.
50:54
SPEAKER_04: We'll find out.
50:55
SPEAKER_04: Stay tuned.
50:56
SPEAKER_04: And I stand by I.
50:58
SPEAKER_04: Intersex.
50:58
SPEAKER_04: Intersex.
50:59
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
51:00
SPEAKER_04: Interesting.
51:00
SPEAKER_04: I'm like, yeah.
51:02
SPEAKER_04: We're gonna buy all that one.
51:04
SPEAKER_04: I know what it means.
51:04
SPEAKER_02: No, I know what it means.
51:05
SPEAKER_02: And I'm a staunch ally.
51:07
SPEAKER_04: I'm putting J for Jacant.
51:11
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
51:11
SPEAKER_03: It's also funny that Jacan sounds like like J'ador.
51:15
SPEAKER_03: I can't.
51:16
SPEAKER_03: Jacant.
51:18
SPEAKER_03: Um I thought we were trying to do.
51:20
SPEAKER_03: Like Jacant.
51:21
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
51:22
SPEAKER_04: And I was like, sweet cunty couch.
51:28
SPEAKER_05: Wait, do you guys watch um drag race, right?
51:31
SPEAKER_05: Not tonight.
51:32
SPEAKER_05: Not.
51:32
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god, it's on tonight.
51:33
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's on right now.
51:34
SPEAKER_05: Streaming it.
51:35
SPEAKER_05: Not right now live.
51:37
SPEAKER_05: Chandelier.
51:38
SPEAKER_05: No one's saying anything really.
51:40
SPEAKER_04: Wait, Charlize Therone on episode one or whatever is so camp.
51:44
SPEAKER_04: Like, it is so funny.
51:45
SPEAKER_04: It was so funny they got her, and then they got like Becky G.
51:48
SPEAKER_04: Becky G, yeah.
51:49
SPEAKER_02: Who's like I don't really know Becky G like an E-less pop star?
51:52
SPEAKER_02: Like, no effect.
51:52
SPEAKER_02: I don't know her.
51:53
SPEAKER_04: Nothing's going on with her right now.
51:55
SPEAKER_02: So it's like Charlize Therone, who like has one Oscar.
51:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
51:58
SPEAKER_05: And then a girl who's Becky's baby.
52:01
SPEAKER_05: But don't you agree?
52:02
SPEAKER_05: It's so camp that Charlize was there.
52:04
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
52:04
SPEAKER_05: And then I was telling Mike this, I was like, okay, that is one thing where like you find out Charlize is the guest judge.
52:10
SPEAKER_05: You stop, drop, go back to your fucking station and do a Dior look or do a put a blonde wig on, put a gold gown on the only time.
52:19
SPEAKER_05: They may not have known.
52:20
SPEAKER_05: Get fucking mighty Joe Young if you have to.
52:22
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, good thing I brought this gorilla costume with me.
52:25
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, well, some of these.
52:27
SPEAKER_04: She wasn't the gorilla, uh, believe it or not.
52:29
SPEAKER_04: She could have made a gorilla costume out of scratch.
52:32
SPEAKER_04: She could have.
52:33
SPEAKER_05: But you know what I mean?
52:33
SPEAKER_05: I'm just like, remember, I guess like Pandora when Kathy Griffin was like a guest judge, that was a stop drop and like change your costume.
52:39
SPEAKER_05: There's a time and a place, and it's and it's when Charice is there.
52:42
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because isn't Charlize like the spokesperson for one of these like Dior?
52:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Dior.
52:48
SPEAKER_02: She's always like walking in a gold can.
52:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you have to.
52:52
SPEAKER_04: You have to.
52:53
SPEAKER_02: I mean, yeah, that's almost and for Becky G's stop, drop, and quit the show.
52:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
52:58
SPEAKER_02: Becky.
53:00
SPEAKER_02: That is so evil that like for the premiere.
53:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
53:04
SPEAKER_03: So different.
53:04
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like one.
53:05
SPEAKER_03: And you could, you could you could detect the queens in the room being like, oh my god, it's you.
53:11
SPEAKER_04: Better than they'll be in any acting challenge later.
53:14
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, exactly.
53:17
SPEAKER_04: But like usually there's like synergy.
53:19
SPEAKER_04: It's like there's got to be some album or something.
53:21
SPEAKER_04: Oh yes, yes, I see what you're saying.
53:23
SPEAKER_04: What is what is Becky?
53:24
SPEAKER_04: But what did Becky G have a song we missed?
53:25
SPEAKER_04: Did something happen?
53:26
SPEAKER_04: Maybe someone got COVID.
53:28
SPEAKER_03: Also the the um premieres where it's like Lady Gocka's in the workroom.
53:32
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
53:32
SPEAKER_03: Right.
53:33
SPEAKER_04: It's kind of bleak that it was Charlie's, because it's just like, what?
53:36
SPEAKER_04: Icon, Icon, Icon.
53:37
SPEAKER_04: But like Randina.
53:39
SPEAKER_04: Randina.
53:39
SPEAKER_04: Wasn't it um Randina?
53:41
SPEAKER_04: Wait, hold on, wait, hold on.
53:42
SPEAKER_04: You often say Randina Spears, which makes which means nothing.
53:46
SPEAKER_04: Because it's because it's not it's not it's not if you said like Randina Lohan, that would like Why?
53:51
SPEAKER_04: Why is Dina Lohan?
53:52
SPEAKER_02: No, I think that even adds to the Randina of Random.
53:56
SPEAKER_04: I know.
53:57
SPEAKER_04: It's a Randina Spears.
53:58
SPEAKER_05: Randina Spears.
54:00
SPEAKER_05: If it's Randina Lohan, it's a whiskey random.
54:04
SPEAKER_04: I stand corrected.
54:04
SPEAKER_04: I stand corrected.
54:05
SPEAKER_04: But Randina Lohan is a gorgeous drag name.
54:08
SPEAKER_05: But doesn't Randina Spears make so much sense?
54:11
SPEAKER_05: Like Randina.
54:15
SPEAKER_05: Randina Spears.
54:18
SPEAKER_03: In place of random.
54:19
SPEAKER_05: Cease and desist.
54:22
SPEAKER_03: New catchphrase.
54:24
SPEAKER_04: Cease and assist.
54:27
SPEAKER_04: I'm 100% Gina.
54:29
SPEAKER_04: Pretty.
54:31
SPEAKER_04: All your catchphrases.
54:33
SPEAKER_04: This is just two.
54:34
SPEAKER_04: Cease and assist.
54:36
SPEAKER_04: I'm 100%.
54:37
SPEAKER_04: Randina Spears.
54:38
SPEAKER_03: Randina Spears.
54:39
SPEAKER_03: I can see gays adopting cease and desist separately too.
54:41
SPEAKER_03: Being like desist.
54:42
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
54:43
SPEAKER_02: Well, it would start a cease and desist.
54:45
SPEAKER_02: Then it would be like desist.
54:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
54:48
SPEAKER_02: Then it would become a sound.
54:50
SPEAKER_05: I hate that like when gays are like, deceased.
54:53
unknown: No, nope.
54:54
SPEAKER_05: That's what?
54:55
SPEAKER_05: Well, because yeah, they're like, I'm into that when they're like, deceased.
55:00
SPEAKER_04: No, it's like deceased is like a it's like connected to like I'm dead.
55:04
SPEAKER_04: Like I'm dying.
55:05
SPEAKER_04: Like I'm deceiving.
55:06
SPEAKER_04: Like I'm dead.
55:07
SPEAKER_04: No one's like pointing at someone and saying and killing them and saying, deceased.
55:14
SPEAKER_04: It's like labeling things dead.
55:16
SPEAKER_04: But there's like a big knife on the end of it, and you're like cutting something.
55:19
SPEAKER_04: There's a joint on the end of it.
55:22
SPEAKER_03: Pass that sheet.
55:24
SPEAKER_05: Sorry, why am I giving pass?
55:26
SPEAKER_05: We were supposed to be playing a game.
55:28
SPEAKER_05: Soupia!
55:29
SPEAKER_02: No.
55:30
SPEAKER_02: Tutor boots.
55:31
SPEAKER_02: Tutor boots.
55:32
SPEAKER_02: Okay, counterpunts.
55:33
SPEAKER_02: And we all come you come up with the things that we're cunting or pimps?
55:36
SPEAKER_02: Everyone.
55:36
SPEAKER_04: Everyone can dive in with literally anything and we decide if it's counterpun.
55:41
SPEAKER_04: Vests.
55:42
SPEAKER_04: Vests.
55:43
SPEAKER_04: Cunt.
55:44
SPEAKER_03: Cunt.
55:44
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, cunt.
55:45
SPEAKER_04: There's there's the ability for them to be cunt.
55:47
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
55:47
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
55:48
SPEAKER_04: Like a like layered properly?
55:50
SPEAKER_04: Cunt.
55:50
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
55:50
SPEAKER_04: Cunt.
55:51
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
55:52
SPEAKER_04: Without a doubt.
55:54
SPEAKER_04: Wait though, what kind of vest though?
55:56
SPEAKER_04: Precisely with specifically without a doubt.
55:58
unknown: Nope.
55:59
SPEAKER_03: Because if it's with a doubt, if you're wearing a vest with doubt, I actually did try a vest on earlier.
56:03
SPEAKER_03: My lovely brother got me a vest for Christmas.
56:06
SPEAKER_03: And it's a more Do you like the vest?
56:09
SPEAKER_03: No, no, I do I do like it.
56:10
SPEAKER_03: It's like it's like a sportier one, and I'm excited to figure out how to make it.
56:12
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, make it work.
56:13
SPEAKER_02: I don't own a vest and I don't think I ever I've owned sweater vests in like middle school.
56:17
SPEAKER_04: Sweater vests are cute.
56:18
SPEAKER_04: I have a sweater vest.
56:19
SPEAKER_04: I have a vest that was my mom's.
56:22
SPEAKER_04: Cute.
56:23
SPEAKER_04: And she was like, take it.
56:24
SPEAKER_05: I fucking hate.
56:25
SPEAKER_05: I mean, there's a time and a place and you can't get a cute suit with a vest, but typically I don't like a three-piece suit.
56:30
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's too much.
56:30
SPEAKER_05: It's too much.
56:31
SPEAKER_04: Giving butler.
56:32
SPEAKER_04: Three-piece suit.
56:33
SPEAKER_04: Butler, but I do like when maybe the year was a lot of work, three-piece suit.
56:37
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
56:38
SPEAKER_04: It's so hot.
56:39
SPEAKER_05: Maybe the year was like 2008 when girls were wearing like little vests.
56:43
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
56:44
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I'm I'm picturing.
56:45
SPEAKER_05: I'm picturing that.
56:46
SPEAKER_05: I'm kind of picturing like Brittany doing that.
56:49
SPEAKER_05: But it would be like with like a white beater, like a tank.
56:52
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
56:53
SPEAKER_02: And like a fedora.
56:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
56:54
SPEAKER_02: That's gone.
56:55
SPEAKER_04: That's gone.
56:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
56:56
SPEAKER_02: It's definitely not punted.
56:57
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
56:58
SPEAKER_04: No.
56:58
SPEAKER_04: We're not punting that one.
56:59
SPEAKER_04: We're not punting that one.
57:02
SPEAKER_02: Um okay, like surprise release drops.
57:07
SPEAKER_02: I'm thinking a la Beyoncé's Lemonade in 2016, you know, like that.
57:12
SPEAKER_03: I think cunt now.
57:14
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
57:15
SPEAKER_04: But then cunt.
57:16
SPEAKER_04: Then absolutely.
57:18
SPEAKER_04: Short, it's a it's a short shelf life for cunt, I think.
57:21
SPEAKER_04: Like it it worked then.
57:23
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
57:23
SPEAKER_04: But by nature of it happening once, you kind of can't ever do it again.
57:26
SPEAKER_04: I mean, um in the case.
57:27
SPEAKER_04: Becky G dropped her album.
57:29
SPEAKER_04: Everyone was like, okay.
57:30
SPEAKER_03: I wanna say, I want to say it I wish they were Becky G.
57:33
SPEAKER_03: I wish they were still cunt.
57:34
SPEAKER_03: But like streaming releases these days, you just go on Apple Music or Spotify, whatever Friday, and you see everything that's come out and you're like, was this announced?
57:42
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
57:42
SPEAKER_03: Some things are hard to tell.
57:44
SPEAKER_03: Time has changed.
57:44
SPEAKER_03: Like sometimes something that is a surprise drop is just I'm gonna say indefinite.
57:49
SPEAKER_04: Because like who doesn't love surprises?
57:50
SPEAKER_04: No, that's true.
57:51
SPEAKER_04: If if if it's someone that you like, certainly cunt.
57:54
SPEAKER_02: And it it's it's kind of it's how you wear it, right?
57:56
SPEAKER_02: It's very vest in that way.
57:57
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
57:57
SPEAKER_02: Because somebody could do it, it could be kind.
58:00
SPEAKER_03: And it's crazy that Beyonce did do it with self-titled and lemonade.
58:04
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
58:05
SPEAKER_04: Surprise.
58:05
SPEAKER_04: So it's like on the contometer, if it goes over the edge, like okay, so it it's like mostly kind of contometer.
58:12
SPEAKER_04: But the pet are the same thing.
58:16
SPEAKER_04: Fully cracked.
58:17
SPEAKER_04: Well, because we have the phagometer.
58:18
SPEAKER_04: We have the phagometer.
58:19
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
58:20
SPEAKER_04: Which is always like the red at all times.
58:26
SPEAKER_04: But the cuntometer, that's new.
58:27
SPEAKER_04: Um if it has the potential to be cunt most of the time, then it defaults into cunt.
58:33
SPEAKER_04: So yes, I guess I would say it's cunt.
58:34
SPEAKER_04: I I'm convinced.
58:35
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
58:36
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
58:37
SPEAKER_02: It's hard to bring her up as the example because of course it was actually the most cunt thing in the world.
58:42
SPEAKER_02: Of course.
58:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but I was just trying to give the example.
58:44
SPEAKER_04: Well, it is cunt to have it's so locked down that it doesn't leak.
58:48
SPEAKER_04: Like, you know what I mean?
58:49
SPEAKER_04: Like, and when you're at that level, like it's gotta leak.
58:52
SPEAKER_03: Also, there's something really nice about releasing and hearing an album with no lead single or anything.
58:57
SPEAKER_03: It's like hearing everything all together.
58:59
SPEAKER_02: This is the album.
59:01
SPEAKER_02: I I saw uh Beyoncé at Barclay Center doing the Hamus Carter tour the day self-title dropped, and she sang XO that night, and it was crazy because like no, we like didn't know it.
59:14
SPEAKER_02: For the all the previous stuff for four, it was a lot of the four stuff.
59:17
SPEAKER_02: Um, and then she dropped and then we saw either that night or the next night, I can't remember, but um and she sang XO and we were all like, Oh yeah, this is that song I heard that one time.
59:25
SPEAKER_02: And people are learning the chorus for the second time around.
59:29
SPEAKER_02: I could be your XO.
59:33
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
59:33
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, oh my god, crazy.
59:35
SPEAKER_03: And then and then that night you or like after the concert you saw the album came out?
59:39
SPEAKER_04: No, it had come out like at midnight and we were singing at like 8 p.m.
59:43
SPEAKER_04: or something.
59:43
SPEAKER_04: So it was out.
59:44
SPEAKER_03: But it was um at the end of Renaissance, the the movie, the credits, you know, the credits have that new song, My House.
59:54
SPEAKER_03: And I saw that the night that the movie came out, it had not dropped it.
59:57
SPEAKER_03: It had not dropped, and that was a crazy experience because everybody had the so that that's that is kind of everyone's like, what is going on?
1:00:03
SPEAKER_03: And then people pulled out their phones, and then people were screaming.
1:00:05
SPEAKER_03: No, it's when I go up by a house.
1:00:09
SPEAKER_03: Make love in this house.
1:00:10
SPEAKER_04: Stay up late in this house.
1:00:12
SPEAKER_04: What?
1:00:13
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's really good.
1:00:14
SPEAKER_02: It's really good.
1:00:15
SPEAKER_02: I listened to it today, of course.
1:00:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, really, yeah.
1:00:18
SPEAKER_02: It's a great stomp the streets of me.
1:00:21
SPEAKER_05: That's my heaven.
1:00:22
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:00:22
SPEAKER_05: It's so hard for me not to.
1:00:24
SPEAKER_05: When I have a laundry bag, it's it's so hard not to give top model a little, I'll say cycle six in Thailand.
1:00:30
SPEAKER_05: Sure.
1:00:31
SPEAKER_05: You know what I mean?
1:00:31
SPEAKER_05: It's like on one hit.
1:00:33
SPEAKER_05: Joni and uh Danielle with the gap tooth.
1:00:36
SPEAKER_05: Joni didn't win.
1:00:37
SPEAKER_05: No, she came in second.
1:00:38
SPEAKER_02: But you know, those were the girls.
1:00:39
SPEAKER_05: But she was stomping it to the death.
1:00:41
SPEAKER_05: I always wanted to tweet no one in 2000, whatever.
1:00:44
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:00:44
SPEAKER_05: In Tyra.
1:00:45
SPEAKER_05: Stomp it to the death.
1:00:46
SPEAKER_02: Like, you know, she would always say that.
1:00:48
SPEAKER_02: Stomp it to the death.
1:00:49
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, what are you talking about?
1:00:51
SPEAKER_05: And I've also always wanted to do like about Mario Party, like no one, and then Toad's duel.
1:00:58
SPEAKER_05: Jumbo.
1:01:00
SPEAKER_03: I did not.
1:01:01
SPEAKER_03: I'm a little lost.
1:01:02
SPEAKER_03: That was full.
1:01:03
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that was just 100% GPU.
1:01:05
SPEAKER_03: Mario Party.
1:01:06
SPEAKER_03: 100%.
1:01:09
SPEAKER_02: We have.
1:01:10
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
1:01:11
SPEAKER_02: That felt hot.
1:01:13
SPEAKER_02: Dream.
1:01:13
SPEAKER_05: Like when you're Why doesn't anyone know that Toad used to scream jumbo?
1:01:18
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I don't, I don't remember.
1:01:19
SPEAKER_05: All the time.
1:01:19
SPEAKER_05: He'd be like, I hate Mario Party.
1:01:21
SPEAKER_02: I hate Mario Party.
1:01:23
SPEAKER_04: The game was jumbo.
1:01:24
SPEAKER_05: I've never heard of Yeah, jumbo.
1:01:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, jumbo.
1:01:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, jumbo.
1:01:28
SPEAKER_03: What is he talking about?
1:01:28
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you jumbo.
1:01:31
SPEAKER_04: Jumbo.
1:01:32
SPEAKER_04: You look effing jumbo.
1:01:34
SPEAKER_05: Just kidding.
1:01:35
SPEAKER_05: You're snatched.
1:01:36
SPEAKER_04: Jumbo.
1:01:37
SPEAKER_04: Jumbo.
1:01:39
SPEAKER_04: Jumbo.
1:01:40
SPEAKER_04: Deceased.
1:01:40
SPEAKER_04: Deceased with your foot.
1:01:42
SPEAKER_05: Deceased.
1:01:43
SPEAKER_04: All right, more counter punt.
1:01:44
SPEAKER_04: What we got?
1:01:45
SPEAKER_04: What we got, what we got.
1:01:46
SPEAKER_04: Give us something, Gina.
1:01:49
SPEAKER_04: Air.
1:01:50
SPEAKER_04: Whiskey.
1:01:52
SPEAKER_04: Punt.
1:01:52
SPEAKER_04: Huge cunt for me.
1:01:54
SPEAKER_02: Huge cunt for me.
1:01:56
SPEAKER_02: I'm kind of punting it these days.
1:01:57
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, these days I'm I'm into clear liquor.
1:01:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:02:00
SPEAKER_02: It's cuter and more fun.
1:02:01
SPEAKER_03: Chin and vodka.
1:02:02
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but something about like tequila.
1:02:04
SPEAKER_03: Sipping whiskey by itself.
1:02:06
SPEAKER_04: In winter is a good whiskey time.
1:02:07
SPEAKER_04: Whiskey's so straight, I feel.
1:02:09
SPEAKER_04: Timeless.
1:02:09
SPEAKER_04: It is.
1:02:10
SPEAKER_04: It's very hetero.
1:02:10
SPEAKER_05: Every time I'm like with like brother-in-laws and like straight men, they like give me scotch and I'm like.
1:02:15
SPEAKER_05: And they're always like holding it by the neck of the bottle.
1:02:17
SPEAKER_01: They're like, They're like, this'll put a little hair on your chest, faggot.
1:02:20
SPEAKER_05: And I'm like, it's fine.
1:02:22
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but like a little bit more hair in my bangs, hopefully.
1:02:23
SPEAKER_04: That's the thing.
1:02:24
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
1:02:24
SPEAKER_04: Well, and then there's some men who like give the core of their whiskey.
1:02:27
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:02:27
SPEAKER_04: They're like, well, this one's front.
1:02:28
SPEAKER_04: Sticking into the cow bottle.
1:02:29
SPEAKER_04: It's very funny that whiskey is more straight.
1:02:33
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
1:02:33
SPEAKER_02: Like, what?
1:02:34
SPEAKER_02: That's so stupid.
1:02:36
SPEAKER_02: I know.
1:02:36
SPEAKER_02: Society's crazy.
1:02:38
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:02:38
SPEAKER_04: Why that whiskey's straight?
1:02:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like what like what tequila?
1:02:42
SPEAKER_02: I guess tequila's kind of straight, but tequila's gayer than whiskey for sure.
1:02:45
SPEAKER_04: I think whiskey's straight because you it it is like.
1:02:47
SPEAKER_04: Ooh, is it coming back?
1:02:48
SPEAKER_04: Is it gonna come back?
1:02:49
SPEAKER_04: Like, we're gonna come all the way back to the back.
1:02:50
SPEAKER_03: I think it's straight because when I mean maybe I'm just speaking of my own experience, but I like wince when I have it sometimes.
1:02:55
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:02:56
SPEAKER_03: And it's it's how much you can like the pain.
1:03:00
SPEAKER_04: But also, whiskey is about like relaxing alone.
1:03:03
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:03:04
SPEAKER_05: Pouring yourself a little whiskey.
1:03:05
SPEAKER_05: It's like being a man.
1:03:06
SPEAKER_04: There's also like a baby man like classiness that's attached to it where it's like a guy in a suit, but he's pulled a tie in a library.
1:03:14
SPEAKER_04: At the end of the day, you're gonna get effed up.
1:03:17
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:03:17
SPEAKER_04: At the end of the day.
1:03:18
SPEAKER_04: At the end of the day, everyone.
1:03:19
SPEAKER_04: Snort some Adderall.
1:03:20
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:03:21
SPEAKER_04: Call it a day.
1:03:22
SPEAKER_04: This is um this is I have snorted Adderall when it was like beads.
1:03:26
SPEAKER_04: That's bad.
1:03:27
SPEAKER_04: Sounds like that.
1:03:28
SPEAKER_04: No one knows what no one no one knows what this means because no one has ever opened up an Adderall pill and looked in the inside.
1:03:33
SPEAKER_04: What's inside is beads.
1:03:34
SPEAKER_04: Beads of medicine.
1:03:35
SPEAKER_05: Well they make tablets and you can like people snort Adderall all the time.
1:03:38
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, people snorts, but you just snort the beads.
1:03:40
SPEAKER_04: Extended release beads.
1:03:41
SPEAKER_04: But no one but you.
1:03:42
SPEAKER_04: No one but Gina.
1:03:43
SPEAKER_04: No one but Gina.
1:03:44
SPEAKER_04: Cunt or punch.
1:03:45
SPEAKER_04: Gina loves beads.
1:03:46
SPEAKER_04: 2024 Paris Olympics.
1:03:48
unknown: Oh.
1:03:49
SPEAKER_04: Oh, I'm a summer.
1:03:50
SPEAKER_04: The summer.
1:03:51
SPEAKER_04: I'm sort of anti-Olympics in general.
1:03:53
SPEAKER_02: I like the summer ones, unfortunately, I do like.
1:03:55
SPEAKER_04: So is that swimming?
1:03:57
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:03:57
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:03:57
SPEAKER_04: I kind of like.
1:03:58
SPEAKER_04: Well do you swim in the winter?
1:03:59
SPEAKER_04: Well, you can indoors.
1:04:00
SPEAKER_04: Actually, that's what so that's what's so goof troop about it.
1:04:03
SPEAKER_03: Actually, all sports work all the time.
1:04:05
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:04:05
SPEAKER_05: Were you a swim team?
1:04:07
SPEAKER_04: For one hour?
1:04:07
SPEAKER_04: Summer swim team.
1:04:08
SPEAKER_04: So is it a punt for you?
1:04:10
SPEAKER_05: Oh, so you're poor.
1:04:11
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:04:12
SPEAKER_05: So you're poor.
1:04:12
SPEAKER_05: Uh the Olympics.
1:04:15
SPEAKER_04: Summer swim?
1:04:16
SPEAKER_04: I think all Olympics are punt to me.
1:04:19
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
1:04:19
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
1:04:19
SPEAKER_04: Really?
1:04:20
SPEAKER_04: That's just my personal feeling.
1:04:21
SPEAKER_03: I feel that way personally about winter, unfortunately.
1:04:24
SPEAKER_03: As much as I want to appreciate it.
1:04:25
SPEAKER_03: I feel like a lot of it blends together for me.
1:04:27
SPEAKER_02: It's harder to um well, it's harder to objectify the bodies, to be quite frank.
1:04:31
SPEAKER_02: True.
1:04:31
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:04:32
SPEAKER_04: True.
1:04:32
SPEAKER_04: I think a lot of nudes.
1:04:34
SPEAKER_04: Objectify Aluge?
1:04:35
SPEAKER_04: Winter is uh punt.
1:04:37
SPEAKER_04: Summer.
1:04:37
SPEAKER_04: I like Summer Olympics, so I'm gonna contest.
1:04:39
SPEAKER_04: I love, love the women's beach volleyball.
1:04:44
SPEAKER_04: Hot.
1:04:45
SPEAKER_04: One time turns me.
1:04:46
SPEAKER_04: I was watching me.
1:04:49
SPEAKER_04: Must have been like eight or nine or ten, and we were watching women's volleyball, and the uh somebody like whiffed a shot and she just goes, fuck, and it wasn't censored other than that.
1:04:59
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:05:00
SPEAKER_04: And I was like, oh, like as a kid, I was like, whoa.
1:05:02
SPEAKER_05: And she starts beating the sand, beating up the sand.
1:05:04
SPEAKER_04: She's like, I fucking hate that.
1:05:05
SPEAKER_04: She's arrested.
1:05:06
SPEAKER_04: And she holds up hentai.
1:05:07
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, she held up hentai and they couldn't splurge it in time.
1:05:11
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:05:11
SPEAKER_04: She started chilling off and squirting.
1:05:14
SPEAKER_04: Um and they couldn't censor it in time.
1:05:16
SPEAKER_04: Jilling off.
1:05:17
SPEAKER_05: Um is that gymnastic summer?
1:05:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:05:19
SPEAKER_05: Oh, that's gymnastic summer.
1:05:20
SPEAKER_02: How can you punt gymnastics?
1:05:22
SPEAKER_02: Wait, when those girls, when those American girls were back on top, that was so when was that?
1:05:28
SPEAKER_02: 2020.
1:05:29
SPEAKER_04: Well, 16 was like when a lot of it was.
1:05:31
SPEAKER_04: 16 was good.
1:05:32
SPEAKER_04: When did she get the spinning?
1:05:33
SPEAKER_04: Did she get the spins?
1:05:34
SPEAKER_04: That was last time.
1:05:35
SPEAKER_04: What is that called?
1:05:35
SPEAKER_02: This this my twenty vertical?
1:05:37
SPEAKER_02: That was 2020.
1:05:38
SPEAKER_02: Simone Simone.
1:05:39
SPEAKER_04: She was supposed to Which like I want to know like when you're in the air, if you're like, what is light?
1:05:45
SPEAKER_04: I mean, can't you even imagine just doing well, you're a little gymnast.
1:05:48
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
1:05:49
SPEAKER_02: Tell us to tumble.
1:05:50
SPEAKER_03: Well, I'm not even close to doing anything.
1:05:52
SPEAKER_03: Talk to us about tucking and tumbling.
1:05:54
SPEAKER_03: You talk to us about tucking, Gina.
1:05:56
SPEAKER_03: Gina, she tumbles.
1:05:58
SPEAKER_03: Gina doesn't tuck.
1:06:00
SPEAKER_03: She doesn't do it.
1:06:00
SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
1:06:01
SPEAKER_03: She does.
1:06:01
SPEAKER_03: She stumbles.
1:06:02
SPEAKER_03: Um yeah, I have never twisted.
1:06:04
SPEAKER_03: I don't think I will get there, unfortunately.
1:06:08
SPEAKER_03: You have to be you have to start when you're a little zygote.
1:06:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, zygote.
1:06:11
SPEAKER_05: I hate my parents for not putting me in like a lot of things.
1:06:13
SPEAKER_03: Well, you know, that's probably not my but I think I have to go a lot more frequently if I want to twist.
1:06:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:06:17
SPEAKER_03: And it's crazy.
1:06:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, the the twisting, I go like, you know, once a week.
1:06:20
SPEAKER_03: Um twisting, you really just like throw your arms in a certain way.
1:06:23
SPEAKER_03: Like I go nine times a week.
1:06:24
SPEAKER_03: It's so crazy.
1:06:26
SPEAKER_03: And your your husband, Michael, did diving hot.
1:06:29
SPEAKER_02: To conquer his fear of he we went to a lake house and we were supposed to jump up this really high thing, but it was really, really easy.
1:06:35
SPEAKER_02: And he had done it before in the past, and then he just like froze and he couldn't do it.
1:06:39
SPEAKER_02: And he wanted to conquer his fear.
1:06:41
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
1:06:42
SPEAKER_02: So he took a diving lesson.
1:06:43
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
1:06:43
SPEAKER_02: And now he can high dive.
1:06:44
SPEAKER_02: That's crazy.
1:06:48
SPEAKER_01: Conquering your fears.
1:06:49
SPEAKER_01: Cunt.
1:06:49
SPEAKER_01: It's very Michael.
1:06:50
SPEAKER_03: Conquering your fears from accomplishment is very much by dive, high diving.
1:06:54
SPEAKER_03: Diving is diving.
1:06:55
SPEAKER_03: I guess we'll stay away from that.
1:06:56
SPEAKER_03: I just won't high dive.
1:06:57
SPEAKER_04: Diving is cunt, gymnastics is cunt, conquering your fears is cunt.
1:07:01
SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah.
1:07:01
SPEAKER_04: All of it individually is cunt.
1:07:03
SPEAKER_04: It's cunt for me.
1:07:04
SPEAKER_04: I just there's something about the Olympic kind of monolith that I just can't get behind.
1:07:11
SPEAKER_04: I don't like the preamps TV.
1:07:12
SPEAKER_04: It's like you gotta you're like, I thought I was gonna be watching Days of Our Lives.
1:07:16
SPEAKER_04: I thought I was gonna be watching Friends, and instead it's not it's not gonna be on for another three weeks.
1:07:21
SPEAKER_02: What I hate about summer is it's always a presidential election year, United States, and that it's just like it's too much.
1:07:27
SPEAKER_04: It's always every four years Summer Olympic presidential election.
1:07:31
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:07:31
SPEAKER_04: That was always it's always leap year.
1:07:33
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
1:07:33
SPEAKER_04: It's a leap year this year, but you think it's random?
1:07:36
SPEAKER_04: February extra long.
1:07:37
SPEAKER_05: What did you just say?
1:07:38
SPEAKER_05: You were just saying something.
1:07:40
SPEAKER_05: No.
1:07:41
SPEAKER_04: What did you just say?
1:07:42
SPEAKER_04: That was that was genius.
1:07:44
SPEAKER_05: What did you just say?
1:07:45
SPEAKER_04: Something about what?
1:07:46
SPEAKER_04: That like I I I like it individually, but I don't that it preamps TV, that it um fuck, it was a cunt.
1:07:53
SPEAKER_05: I mean, it was a punt for me.
1:07:55
SPEAKER_05: The Olympics.
1:07:55
SPEAKER_04: No.
1:07:56
SPEAKER_04: Diving, diving is a cunt, gymnastics is a cut.
1:08:01
SPEAKER_04: Yes!
1:08:01
SPEAKER_05: The television should have a few.
1:08:02
SPEAKER_05: That's what I was gonna say.
1:08:03
SPEAKER_04: The television show what I'm sorry, you said friends, and I was like, that's a punt.
1:08:05
SPEAKER_04: Oh friend, friends is a Friends is a punt for me.
1:08:08
SPEAKER_04: Oh did you grow up watching it?
1:08:10
SPEAKER_04: I watched reruns on WB.
1:08:12
SPEAKER_04: Yes, that's that's definitely punt.
1:08:14
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:08:14
SPEAKER_04: I I was like in it in elementary school when it was out, and it was like, these are the coolest people in it.
1:08:21
SPEAKER_05: Hated Phoebe, but now I like live.
1:08:23
SPEAKER_05: Now Stan.
1:08:24
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, I just I just watched Romeo and Michelle for the first time.
1:08:27
SPEAKER_03: Why?
1:08:28
SPEAKER_03: I love that.
1:08:29
SPEAKER_03: I love I had to kick down that door.
1:08:31
SPEAKER_02: That one's like in my DNA, that movie.
1:08:33
SPEAKER_02: Me too.
1:08:34
SPEAKER_02: That's one of my faves.
1:08:35
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, the the the sequence where it's like her dream or 20 minutes is so exciting.
1:08:40
SPEAKER_03: Oh, which breaks down like glue.
1:08:43
SPEAKER_03: Like or rather, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:08:45
SPEAKER_03: Well, that's how and they're like they're like 70 years older.
1:08:47
SPEAKER_03: Yes, and when she like gets hit by the beard.
1:08:51
SPEAKER_03: She's like, oh my god.
1:08:53
SPEAKER_03: And then the girl's like, come, they're voting, and she floats out of the top of the limb.
1:08:57
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
1:08:58
SPEAKER_03: I love that movie.
1:08:59
SPEAKER_03: Uh good job.
1:09:00
SPEAKER_04: Rolling Michelle and Alan Cumming too in that.
1:09:02
SPEAKER_04: Gene Graf looks so good.
1:09:04
SPEAKER_04: She's amazing in that.
1:09:05
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:09:06
unknown: Yeah.
1:09:06
SPEAKER_04: She makes some amazing choice.
1:09:08
SPEAKER_04: Lady Fair Cigarettes.
1:09:08
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:09:09
SPEAKER_04: That first scene with her and Ruby at the time.
1:09:11
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:09:12
SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah.
1:09:12
SPEAKER_04: Magnifique.
1:09:13
SPEAKER_04: They burn faster.
1:09:14
SPEAKER_04: Oh, what an awesome.
1:09:15
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:09:15
SPEAKER_04: I invented the quick burning paper.
1:09:17
SPEAKER_04: Everyone's inventing things.
1:09:18
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they're all inventors.
1:09:19
SPEAKER_05: I wish I could think of a cunt or punt that isn't food or something.
1:09:22
SPEAKER_05: Okay, so we can say it isn't food.
1:09:24
SPEAKER_04: Wait, so cunt or punt leap year?
1:09:25
unknown: Oh.
1:09:26
SPEAKER_04: What about a prefix menu?
1:09:28
SPEAKER_04: What about a leap year?
1:09:31
SPEAKER_04: Or does that punt leap year?
1:09:33
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:09:33
SPEAKER_04: I'm punting a leap year.
1:09:34
SPEAKER_04: It's confusing.
1:09:35
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:09:36
SPEAKER_04: Who's it for?
1:09:37
SPEAKER_04: It's for the people who were born on February 20th.
1:09:39
SPEAKER_04: I know.
1:09:40
SPEAKER_04: They are unfortunately all in separate.
1:09:43
SPEAKER_04: Oh, like why?
1:09:44
SPEAKER_04: It's to like get the calendar back in order.
1:09:47
SPEAKER_04: The year isn't 365 days long.
1:09:49
SPEAKER_04: It's 365 days and a quarter.
1:09:51
SPEAKER_04: So every four years they have to do something to make it mathematically make sense again or something.
1:09:55
SPEAKER_04: Otherwise, like December would turn into June, which is already happening because it's global warming.
1:10:00
SPEAKER_04: So they bump in.
1:10:05
SPEAKER_04: Talk about global warming.
1:10:07
SPEAKER_03: Well, wait, what was your punter cunt?
1:10:09
SPEAKER_03: Prefix menu.
1:10:10
SPEAKER_03: Prefix menu?
1:10:11
SPEAKER_04: I mean, uh when it's a good idea.
1:10:14
SPEAKER_04: Is it mandatory?
1:10:15
SPEAKER_04: Literally not, but we're just at a like a cunt restaurant.
1:10:20
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:10:21
SPEAKER_04: You're like, tell them to bring me whatever the fuck they want.
1:10:23
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I I am your doll.
1:10:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm your doll.
1:10:25
SPEAKER_03: I'm your toy to feed your pig my baba.
1:10:29
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:10:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:10:30
SPEAKER_02: But not at like a place down the block.
1:10:32
SPEAKER_02: Like, no.
1:10:33
SPEAKER_05: I actually think a mandatory prefix is cunt because you're, you know what you're getting into.
1:10:37
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:10:37
SPEAKER_05: Chef says it's when there's like an option to prefix, it's like, what is going on here?
1:10:42
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:10:42
SPEAKER_04: That's confusing.
1:10:43
SPEAKER_04: That's confusing.
1:10:43
SPEAKER_03: And then you have to think about like, well, if I get these items a la carte.
1:10:46
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:10:47
SPEAKER_04: Cunt is all about clarity.
1:10:48
SPEAKER_04: It's just about if you're confused.
1:10:50
SPEAKER_04: C is for.
1:10:50
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
1:10:51
SPEAKER_04: C for clarity, C for can.
1:10:52
SPEAKER_04: Um, yeah.
1:10:53
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:10:54
SPEAKER_04: If it's a prefix option is like bizarre.
1:10:57
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:10:58
SPEAKER_02: Bizarre.
1:10:58
SPEAKER_02: Bizarre.
1:10:59
SPEAKER_02: I also love that I love with prefix where they're also like with a wine pairing.
1:11:03
SPEAKER_02: Like, we're just gonna give you the wine, whatever you want.
1:11:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, and I do.
1:11:07
SPEAKER_02: You look like you get the drop line.
1:11:09
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:11:09
SPEAKER_04: It's very dumb.
1:11:10
SPEAKER_04: It's like, yeah, this is what you get.
1:11:12
SPEAKER_02: It's an experience.
1:11:13
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:11:13
SPEAKER_02: So I'd say it's cunt, but circumstantially kind of.
1:11:15
SPEAKER_04: Also, restaurant week prefix, definitely cunt.
1:11:18
SPEAKER_02: Restaurant week preach is punt.
1:11:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:11:20
SPEAKER_04: Well, I hated it when I worked in restaurants.
1:11:23
SPEAKER_04: I don't care about it.
1:11:24
SPEAKER_04: It used to be a bigger one.
1:11:25
SPEAKER_03: Well, I feel like it's not, it's not as much of a, it's not like really a thing.
1:11:29
SPEAKER_03: Right.
1:11:29
SPEAKER_03: It's not like everyone's like, it's restaurant week, guys.
1:11:31
SPEAKER_03: Let's go.
1:11:31
SPEAKER_03: It doesn't matter week, and you sit down somewhere and they're like, we have this little deal.
1:11:35
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:11:36
SPEAKER_05: Does anyone remember Fashion's Night Out?
1:11:38
SPEAKER_05: You're old.
1:11:39
SPEAKER_05: FNO?
1:11:40
SPEAKER_05: Fashion's Night Out.
1:11:41
SPEAKER_05: It was like one.
1:11:42
SPEAKER_04: Unless the FNO is like, do you remember it?
1:11:45
SPEAKER_04: I mean, I remember seeing uh No one knows what it is.
1:11:47
SPEAKER_04: I stop ads for it.
1:11:48
SPEAKER_03: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
1:11:49
SPEAKER_03: Oh no, no.
1:11:50
SPEAKER_03: I'm thinking of it.
1:11:51
SPEAKER_05: It was like restaurant week for like designers.
1:11:53
SPEAKER_05: No, I'm thinking of the Britney.
1:11:55
SPEAKER_05: Oh, and you could go zone and no one knew what it was.
1:11:57
SPEAKER_05: But it was huge when I first came to New York.
1:12:00
SPEAKER_05: It's Fashion's Night Out.
1:12:01
SPEAKER_05: It was very like SJP was involved.
1:12:05
SPEAKER_05: It was stupid and bad.
1:12:06
SPEAKER_05: Donna can.
1:12:07
SPEAKER_05: It was like Donna King.
1:12:08
SPEAKER_05: Stupid and bad Donna.
1:12:09
SPEAKER_04: Wait, wait, what was it?
1:12:10
SPEAKER_04: It was like an excuse.
1:12:11
SPEAKER_05: Not one person could tell you.
1:12:12
SPEAKER_04: It was like sales?
1:12:14
SPEAKER_04: It was an excuse for sales, ultimately.
1:12:16
SPEAKER_04: And everything.
1:12:17
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:12:18
SPEAKER_04: Everyone's like, well, it's Fashion's Night Out.
1:12:20
SPEAKER_04: Stores were weird.
1:12:21
SPEAKER_04: Are you doing Fashion Side Out tonight, honey?
1:12:23
SPEAKER_04: We're doing Fashion Side out.
1:12:26
SPEAKER_04: It kind of like falls out of the mouth in a way that Fashion's Night Out.
1:12:28
SPEAKER_04: Fashion's night out.
1:12:30
SPEAKER_04: They already have fashion weeks.
1:12:31
SPEAKER_02: They already have so many fashion weeks.
1:12:33
SPEAKER_02: There are so many fashion weeks.
1:12:35
SPEAKER_02: People are lying.
1:12:36
SPEAKER_02: We don't need a night.
1:12:37
SPEAKER_02: We need a whole week.
1:12:38
SPEAKER_02: You know, like Mother's Day or Father's Day when Instagram just like turns wretched because everyone has supposed to picture of their parent.
1:12:43
SPEAKER_02: That I feel like that is during fashion week, too.
1:12:45
SPEAKER_02: It's like, oh god, it's fucking fashion.
1:12:47
SPEAKER_02: Instagram's ruined for a week.
1:12:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:12:48
SPEAKER_02: Because everybody has to do that.
1:12:49
SPEAKER_04: I know there are there are only three days actually where Instagram is usable.
1:12:51
SPEAKER_04: And everything in between is Yeah.
1:12:53
SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah.
1:12:53
SPEAKER_04: Thanksgiving and Christmas.
1:12:54
SPEAKER_04: It's like just the videos of people's homes.
1:12:56
SPEAKER_04: I kind of hate food.
1:12:57
SPEAKER_04: Spring fashion week, like when it's now.
1:12:59
SPEAKER_02: Like it is, it does feel more fall, doesn't it?
1:13:02
SPEAKER_02: Spring, it's like relax.
1:13:03
SPEAKER_04: Although the Margella show amazing.
1:13:05
SPEAKER_04: Did you guys see anything in that?
1:13:06
SPEAKER_04: You've got Galeano.
1:13:09
SPEAKER_04: It's uh amazing.
1:13:10
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:13:10
SPEAKER_04: Gwendolyn Christie does the final look where she's just like every it's a weird, like kind of like glossy porcelain doll.
1:13:17
SPEAKER_02: But is it Galliano?
1:13:18
SPEAKER_04: Isn't he like I think I'm not sure.
1:13:19
SPEAKER_04: I just I have to use Gurliano.
1:13:22
SPEAKER_04: It was gorliano.
1:13:24
SPEAKER_02: Geniano.
1:13:26
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it looks really good.
1:13:27
SPEAKER_04: I actually want to go to the Geniana.
1:13:28
SPEAKER_04: I want to take that to YouTube and just put it on the watch shelf.
1:13:31
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that that is a fabulous thing to YouTube.
1:13:33
SPEAKER_04: Like all these shows.
1:13:34
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you can do that.
1:13:35
SPEAKER_03: Oh, let's just put on the web eye.
1:13:37
SPEAKER_03: The whole show.
1:13:37
SPEAKER_03: It's like an hour, yeah.
1:13:38
SPEAKER_03: Also, I I watched um the Louis show with like Pharrell's latest one.
1:13:42
SPEAKER_03: I love Louis.
1:13:43
SPEAKER_03: It's all very West Wild West.
1:13:46
SPEAKER_03: I love Louis.
1:13:47
SPEAKER_03: It's good.
1:13:47
SPEAKER_04: I think it's it's worth watching.
1:13:49
SPEAKER_05: I'm gonna check it out.
1:13:50
SPEAKER_05: Do you guys like Louis Vuitton?
1:13:52
SPEAKER_05: Louis Vuitton?
1:13:53
SPEAKER_04: Sure.
1:13:54
SPEAKER_04: Sure.
1:13:54
SPEAKER_04: In general.
1:13:55
SPEAKER_04: Like, what?
1:13:57
SPEAKER_04: Okay, Gina.
1:13:58
SPEAKER_04: Again, you're holding a gun.
1:13:59
SPEAKER_04: You're just like, What do you think about it?
1:14:00
SPEAKER_05: So, what are your thoughts on Louis?
1:14:02
SPEAKER_04: It's great.
1:14:03
SPEAKER_04: Good bags.
1:14:04
SPEAKER_05: Good bags, huh?
1:14:06
SPEAKER_04: Solid tags.
1:14:07
SPEAKER_04: I like their AirPods cases.
1:14:09
SPEAKER_04: No, I'm not lying.
1:14:10
SPEAKER_02: No, I hate I hate them.
1:14:12
SPEAKER_04: I hate AirPods cases.
1:14:13
SPEAKER_02: I still don't have AirPods.
1:14:15
SPEAKER_04: I still I'm committed to wearing AirPods.
1:14:16
SPEAKER_04: You're actually in the right.
1:14:17
SPEAKER_04: You made the right choice.
1:14:18
SPEAKER_03: I mean, you were you were ahead of the curve with that.
1:14:20
SPEAKER_03: I love it.
1:14:24
SPEAKER_05: They've changed my life.
1:14:25
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
1:14:25
SPEAKER_05: Well, because you can just move around.
1:14:26
SPEAKER_04: But there's something wrong with one of my AirPods right now, and it's ruining my life.
1:14:30
SPEAKER_04: That's what that's the thing.
1:14:31
SPEAKER_04: Well, you don't have the pro.
1:14:32
SPEAKER_04: I have the pro.
1:14:33
SPEAKER_04: I don't think you do.
1:14:34
SPEAKER_04: I do.
1:14:34
SPEAKER_04: I don't think you do.
1:14:35
SPEAKER_04: I do.
1:14:36
SPEAKER_04: Why would Gina?
1:14:37
SPEAKER_04: I don't think you do.
1:14:39
SPEAKER_04: Does it noise cancel?
1:14:40
SPEAKER_04: It noise cancels.
1:14:41
SPEAKER_04: Which is incredible.
1:14:42
SPEAKER_04: Which is the pro.
1:14:42
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:14:43
SPEAKER_04: I should get the pro.
1:14:44
SPEAKER_04: It is essential for flight.
1:14:46
SPEAKER_04: You know what?
1:14:47
SPEAKER_03: Feel good in their ear.
1:14:48
SPEAKER_03: Punt for me.
1:14:49
SPEAKER_03: Punt for me is any complaint about AirPods.
1:14:51
SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry.
1:14:51
SPEAKER_03: Whoa, cool.
1:14:52
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:14:52
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:14:52
SPEAKER_04: Unless it's someone being like, I like the look and feel of having a wired thing.
1:14:56
SPEAKER_04: I hate how they look though.
1:14:57
SPEAKER_04: I prefer the look of a wire.
1:14:58
SPEAKER_04: They do look kind of silly.
1:15:00
SPEAKER_04: Now you're punting your own punt.
1:15:01
SPEAKER_04: No, no, no, no, no.
1:15:03
SPEAKER_04: You're cutting your punt.
1:15:05
SPEAKER_03: No, no, no.
1:15:06
SPEAKER_03: No, they do look like that.
1:15:07
SPEAKER_03: It's like get over everyone wherears.
1:15:08
SPEAKER_03: They look sweet.
1:15:09
SPEAKER_05: But what they don't tell you about the AirPod Pro is that it's all about the case.
1:15:13
SPEAKER_03: Go on.
1:15:14
SPEAKER_03: What do you mean it's all about the case?
1:15:16
SPEAKER_05: It's all about the case.
1:15:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, in what way?
1:15:18
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
1:15:19
SPEAKER_04: Well, it has to all I don't know, but it is all about the case.
1:15:24
SPEAKER_05: It's all about the case.
1:15:26
SPEAKER_05: The case like links up to like you.
1:15:28
SPEAKER_05: Your phone, it connects to your phone.
1:15:30
SPEAKER_05: You like use the case to like link up to it.
1:15:32
SPEAKER_05: To get into buildings.
1:15:34
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:15:35
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
1:15:35
SPEAKER_03: Oh, it's it's like hold the c hold the case near like this thing.
1:15:38
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I guess.
1:15:39
SPEAKER_05: But that also And then you put your little pods back in and they charge even if it's not plugged in.
1:15:44
SPEAKER_05: That's cool.
1:15:44
SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah, exactly.
1:15:45
SPEAKER_05: You have to charge that's a drag.
1:15:46
SPEAKER_05: But the case does it on the.
1:15:47
SPEAKER_03: The thing with then fitting, okay, whatever.
1:15:49
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
1:15:49
SPEAKER_03: No, no, no.
1:15:50
SPEAKER_03: No, no, no.
1:15:51
SPEAKER_03: I'm just like, well, I'm I'm defending them so ferociously, but they they come with so many different sizes for the little thing.
1:15:55
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you can still have a big hole.
1:15:57
SPEAKER_04: You can get it filled.
1:15:58
SPEAKER_04: I just want people to know that it's stunning.
1:16:00
SPEAKER_04: Wait, wait, when you guys know it is beautiful.
1:16:02
SPEAKER_04: It looks beautiful.
1:16:03
SPEAKER_04: That's what it's designed to do.
1:16:04
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
1:16:05
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's really stunning.
1:16:06
SPEAKER_04: Um, I just want people to know that Available on Ali.
1:16:10
SPEAKER_04: Um that in the box, it comes with all different sizes, and I feel like notes.
1:16:13
SPEAKER_04: Oh, in the bot.
1:16:14
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:16:17
SPEAKER_04: For$600.
1:16:18
SPEAKER_04: No.
1:16:19
SPEAKER_04: I don't want to do that.
1:16:20
SPEAKER_05: I have to use the little like like rubbery thing because it will not stay in my ear.
1:16:24
SPEAKER_04: I think I am blowing up my eardrums with.
1:16:26
SPEAKER_04: I am definitely experiencing uh hearing loss from using them all the time.
1:16:30
SPEAKER_04: And the problem that I I need I need to go to the Apple store and get a fix because I have I am hearing a I'm hearing my pulse in my ear at all times.
1:16:38
SPEAKER_04: Like right now.
1:16:39
SPEAKER_04: No, in when I'm wearing the air airpod check.
1:16:41
SPEAKER_04: Oh.
1:16:42
SPEAKER_04: You like check his pulse.
1:16:43
SPEAKER_04: Yep.
1:16:44
SPEAKER_04: Truly, it's every time I put it in a minute.
1:16:45
SPEAKER_03: You listen to YouTube, YouTube in 12 hours of human pulse.
1:16:47
SPEAKER_04: It's a crackling.
1:16:48
SPEAKER_04: I just keep hearing.
1:16:49
SPEAKER_04: It's a crackling, high-pitched, throbbing sound.
1:16:52
SPEAKER_04: 48 hours ambiance human pulse.
1:16:54
SPEAKER_04: Key to my own pulse.
1:16:55
SPEAKER_04: Human heartbeat.
1:16:56
SPEAKER_05: I think you need to get pro.
1:16:58
SPEAKER_04: They're pro! These are broken.
1:16:59
SPEAKER_04: They are pro.
1:17:01
SPEAKER_04: They are pro.
1:17:02
SPEAKER_03: Let me tell you something.
1:17:03
SPEAKER_05: You don't know it's all about Gina.
1:17:04
SPEAKER_04: Gina, non-pro doesn't have noise cans.
1:17:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:17:08
SPEAKER_05: But if he doesn't know it's not all about the case.
1:17:11
SPEAKER_03: Or if he doesn't if he doesn't know it's you know it's all about the case.
1:17:14
SPEAKER_03: There's a bakery in my hometown called It's All About the Cake.
1:17:17
SPEAKER_02: Oh, you're saying it's all about the cake.
1:17:19
SPEAKER_02: You know it's all about that cake.
1:17:20
SPEAKER_02: Shout out to the case.
1:17:21
SPEAKER_02: You don't have pro.
1:17:22
SPEAKER_04: You don't have pro though if you don't know it's all about the case.
1:17:25
SPEAKER_04: I wanted to say something else about pods, but I can't remember.
1:17:28
SPEAKER_04: And I'm glad I said this part.
1:17:30
SPEAKER_04: Okay, well, how do you feel?
1:17:31
SPEAKER_04: How do you feel about those big the big over-ear AirPods Mac?
1:17:33
SPEAKER_04: I don't care about that.
1:17:34
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
1:17:35
SPEAKER_04: Cooler than I am.
1:17:36
SPEAKER_04: I think they look better.
1:17:37
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I would know what I was gonna say.
1:17:38
SPEAKER_02: It was about looks.
1:17:39
SPEAKER_02: I think it's funny when you're on TwitterX.com looking at pornography and like some really hot guy has them in.
1:17:46
SPEAKER_02: It does like ruin the nude.
1:17:48
SPEAKER_04: It does ruin it, but it but it makes the sound quality of them being like much higher quality.
1:17:53
SPEAKER_02: What it is like take that shit out of your ear and get your crap.
1:17:56
SPEAKER_04: What are you listening to?
1:17:56
SPEAKER_04: NPR.
1:17:57
SPEAKER_04: Get a proper sound system.
1:18:00
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, the daily can wave.
1:18:02
unknown: Yeah.
1:18:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I hate that.
1:18:05
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:18:06
SPEAKER_02: So that's a punt.
1:18:06
SPEAKER_04: That's a punt for sure.
1:18:08
SPEAKER_04: Dudes with their dudes and their nudes.
1:18:11
SPEAKER_04: How's how's Twitter in general now?
1:18:12
SPEAKER_04: Because I I deleted mine a a while ago, and I do miss it exclusively.
1:18:17
SPEAKER_04: I've the my main thing is I miss the porn.
1:18:18
SPEAKER_04: That's all I have and I have said this on the pod before.
1:18:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I only look at porn on Twitter.
1:18:23
SPEAKER_04: The porn is live and well.
1:18:24
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, the porn's doing great.
1:18:25
SPEAKER_04: It is doing great.
1:18:26
SPEAKER_04: Thank you guys for letting me know that.
1:18:28
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:18:28
SPEAKER_02: There's a lot of though a lot of my a lot of my girls, meaning gay guys are are doing a lot of um retweeting like accounts where you can't like where you you know where you like can't find who the actor is in it, which that's what's annoying.
1:18:45
SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
1:18:45
SPEAKER_02: Where they're they're just like retweeting rando porn clips, and then you're like, who's the bottom?
1:18:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I want to like follow them.
1:18:51
SPEAKER_02: And then they're like, well, I don't know.
1:18:52
SPEAKER_04: And you're like, well, why are you you're a LS AI?
1:18:56
SPEAKER_04: I actually I actually I hate that because it's like that's through you.
1:19:00
SPEAKER_04: That's the credit creator.
1:19:01
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, credit creators, credit creators.
1:19:02
SPEAKER_02: But when they create that's uh when the creators themselves are retweeting the of course if they're in it, it's like, well, this is me.
1:19:08
SPEAKER_02: But but yeah, I I'm like, help me, baby.
1:19:10
SPEAKER_02: I'm trying to give that kid money.
1:19:12
SPEAKER_02: I want to give all of you money.
1:19:12
SPEAKER_02: I want to give you a money.
1:19:13
SPEAKER_04: I can't do it if you don't tell me who it is.
1:19:15
SPEAKER_04: I know.
1:19:15
SPEAKER_04: Did you guys think about having an OnlyFans?
1:19:18
SPEAKER_04: Do I think about it?
1:19:19
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, do you have one?
1:19:20
SPEAKER_04: No, do you have one, Gina?
1:19:21
SPEAKER_04: I did.
1:19:21
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
1:19:22
SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah, you did.
1:19:23
SPEAKER_04: I subscribed.
1:19:24
SPEAKER_04: Thank you.
1:19:25
SPEAKER_04: It was cute for a moment, but then I was like, eh.
1:19:27
SPEAKER_04: Do you know who subscribes when when you as the user Yeah, I saw you subscribe I saw you subscribing a piece of money?
1:19:37
SPEAKER_03: No, I always subscribe.
1:19:38
SPEAKER_03: And you are new, honey.
1:19:39
SPEAKER_04: You still are done.
1:19:40
SPEAKER_04: And I'm not posting.
1:19:41
SPEAKER_04: Thank you.
1:19:42
SPEAKER_05: Not like no, it was cute during COVID.
1:19:44
SPEAKER_05: I did it during COVID.
1:19:45
SPEAKER_05: But um and I made a cute little chunk of money, but uh I wasn't open at the time with my ex.
1:19:52
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:19:52
SPEAKER_04: So I kind of hit a wall.
1:19:53
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you can't, you gotta create, gotta be.
1:19:56
SPEAKER_05: He wasn't dying to be on camera, even though I was like, come on, we can make like a cool hundred 100K.
1:20:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:20:00
SPEAKER_02: But I I could have been one of those guys that only masturbates and just is like, you like that faggot.
1:20:05
SPEAKER_04: I know I should have, but it was getting old for me.
1:20:07
SPEAKER_04: I feel like it was just like running out of ideas.
1:20:08
SPEAKER_04: I'm like, dude, so much for you, yeah.
1:20:10
SPEAKER_04: You can do it that way.
1:20:11
SPEAKER_04: I don't know as much as I love saying faggot all the time and on this podcast constantly.
1:20:15
SPEAKER_04: I don't know if I always like saying calling people faggots or being called faggot in a sexual situation.
1:20:21
SPEAKER_04: I think it's how you I think it's really it's nuanced how you are at it.
1:20:24
SPEAKER_04: Okay, punch or cup faggot.
1:20:26
SPEAKER_02: Punch or cup, faggot.
1:20:27
SPEAKER_02: That is a cont for me.
1:20:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, ultimately it's a content.
1:20:31
SPEAKER_03: I know it is like a time, it's it's never gonna go out of the cycle.
1:20:34
SPEAKER_04: It's never going out of style.
1:20:38
SPEAKER_04: That's time.
1:20:38
SPEAKER_04: Whoever made that one up, it's like good for you.
1:20:40
SPEAKER_04: I know.
1:20:41
SPEAKER_02: Does everyone remember the first time they were called a faggot?
1:20:43
SPEAKER_02: First time I was called a faggot.
1:20:44
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I don't know.
1:20:45
SPEAKER_02: It's kind of just like middle school, like, but everybody was called a faggot.
1:20:48
SPEAKER_02: It wasn't like because you did something, you know, it was like everybody.
1:20:51
SPEAKER_05: Same, it went from sissy, yeah.
1:20:52
SPEAKER_05: It was sissy, and then my first step into like middle school, like within one point, yeah.
1:20:58
SPEAKER_05: They were like faggot.
1:20:59
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:20:59
SPEAKER_04: They didn't slug my fupa, but uh but we will felt like it.
1:21:03
SPEAKER_04: More than sissy to faggot is elementary to middle school.
1:21:06
SPEAKER_02: There was this guy that I even got along with.
1:21:08
SPEAKER_02: Um he wasn't like bullying me or anything, but it was just like in science class, and he didn't call me a faggot or anything, but I did, I must have done something so gay.
1:21:16
SPEAKER_02: And he was just like, Are you gay?
1:21:17
SPEAKER_04: Like you're like step, you know, you really sweet.
1:21:20
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but it wasn't, it was like I've been exposed.
1:21:23
SPEAKER_04: You know, and but it was just like, no, but that that was my question, gay guy.
1:21:27
SPEAKER_04: Are you I remember at a swim meet over the summer one time?
1:21:31
SPEAKER_04: I was I think I was like, I must have been like 10 or 11.
1:21:33
SPEAKER_04: Uh I we were all like it was between uh events, I guess.
1:21:37
SPEAKER_04: We were all like between splashes.
1:21:39
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, we were like, uh this guy looked at me.
1:21:41
SPEAKER_04: I said, I must have said something, and he was like, Are you gay?
1:21:43
SPEAKER_04: And I was like, my response was no, I haven't gone through puberty yet.
1:21:47
SPEAKER_04: And I was like, and he was like, Okay.
1:21:49
SPEAKER_04: And like so it made that made sense to him and it it belonged to me.
1:21:52
SPEAKER_04: So I was like, no, there's no way I could be gay.
1:21:54
SPEAKER_04: I'm not even uh I'm not even thinking about sex, yeah, exactly.
1:21:58
SPEAKER_04: Even though you are, but I am thinking about it.
1:22:01
SPEAKER_04: But what about team is canonically gay, I think, a little bit.
1:22:03
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I was definitely and track, you're wearing nothing.
1:22:06
SPEAKER_04: It is crazy.
1:22:07
SPEAKER_04: It's like you're pretty much naked.
1:22:08
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
1:22:09
SPEAKER_04: Play football or soccer, acquainted with a speedo at that age is crazy.
1:22:12
SPEAKER_02: Yes, very comfortable with a speedo.
1:22:13
SPEAKER_02: And and when you get serious, you gotta shave all your body hair, which is of course LGBTGIA plus.
1:22:18
SPEAKER_02: Right, yeah, yeah.
1:22:20
SPEAKER_04: Have we reached the end of the soup?
1:22:21
SPEAKER_04: Is that hey?
1:22:22
SPEAKER_04: Should we take a break or should we um should we call her dead on arrival?
1:22:26
SPEAKER_04: What do we uh what do we feel?
1:22:27
SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
1:22:28
SPEAKER_04: Maybe we call it dead on arrival.
1:22:29
SPEAKER_04: What does that mean?
1:22:30
SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
1:22:30
SPEAKER_04: I just said it.
1:22:31
SPEAKER_04: I'm playing Gina.
1:22:32
SPEAKER_04: You're dead to me.
1:22:33
SPEAKER_04: You're 100%, Gina.
1:22:35
SPEAKER_02: Do decease to him.
1:22:36
SPEAKER_02: Not your dead to him.
1:22:39
SPEAKER_04: It's like I'm going across my leg and I'm like, deceased.
1:22:42
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
1:22:43
unknown: I'm not gonna hate you.
1:22:44
SPEAKER_04: Like, no, I didn't.
1:22:45
SPEAKER_04: I'm just pretending to be a camera.
1:22:48
SPEAKER_04: Michael, what do you think?
1:22:49
SPEAKER_04: Should we end it?
1:22:50
SPEAKER_00: I was gonna say one thing about straight.
1:22:52
SPEAKER_02: Get on camera, get on the mic.
1:22:54
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no.
1:22:55
SPEAKER_02: Well, let's hear it.
1:22:56
SPEAKER_02: Let's hear it off cam.
1:22:58
SPEAKER_00: I really like faggot for as a derogatory term for a straight person.
1:23:04
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
1:23:05
SPEAKER_04: Absolutely.
1:23:06
SPEAKER_02: Faggot as a derogatory versus straight person.
1:23:08
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:23:09
SPEAKER_03: Because it really is it really is harrowing for most straight people.
1:23:13
SPEAKER_03: Right?
1:23:13
SPEAKER_03: Like, like it really throws them off.
1:23:14
SPEAKER_03: Because it's can't you be a straight faggot?
1:23:16
SPEAKER_03: You can be a straight faggot.
1:23:17
SPEAKER_03: You can, yeah.
1:23:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:23:18
SPEAKER_03: A stragate?
1:23:18
SPEAKER_03: What does that mean?
1:23:19
SPEAKER_03: A stragate is a word that I've uh would it?
1:23:22
SPEAKER_03: Um it's like a straight guy who's a little faggot.
1:23:24
SPEAKER_03: Like Harry Styles metrogate like back in the day.
1:23:28
SPEAKER_03: That's my understanding.
1:23:29
SPEAKER_05: Like I'm a faggot for sure.
1:23:30
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:23:33
SPEAKER_04: Well, you're not a stragate, so there's there's like a canon of behaviors that that like allows you to be a faggot.
1:23:39
SPEAKER_04: Like you there's all kinds of things you can do to be a faggot.
1:23:42
SPEAKER_04: And it doesn't have anything to do with sexuality.
1:23:43
SPEAKER_04: It's like exactly yeah.
1:23:44
SPEAKER_04: So it's like a straight straight guy could be doing standing pink.
1:23:47
SPEAKER_04: So faggy.
1:23:48
SPEAKER_04: That's so faggy.
1:23:49
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:23:49
SPEAKER_04: Um standing pink.
1:23:51
SPEAKER_02: Standing pink.
1:23:52
SPEAKER_02: You know, standing the artist.
1:23:54
SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah.
1:23:54
SPEAKER_05: Power the color.
1:23:56
SPEAKER_05: You're like standing pink.
1:23:59
SPEAKER_05: Standing pink.
1:24:00
SPEAKER_05: I'll work on that one.
1:24:02
SPEAKER_04: Standing pink.
1:24:03
SPEAKER_04: Standing pink.
1:24:04
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:24:04
SPEAKER_04: So straight.
1:24:04
SPEAKER_04: I thought it was nudity.
1:24:05
SPEAKER_03: But yeah, faggot for faggot for straight people, I think, is good.
1:24:08
SPEAKER_03: And also, whenever I've used that honest ray person, um I feel like there's this moment of you like you can't say that.
1:24:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:24:18
SPEAKER_03: To me.
1:24:18
SPEAKER_05: That must be so paralyzing.
1:24:20
SPEAKER_05: And it's like I had to watch it.
1:24:21
SPEAKER_05: Like a straight person here, they must be so paralyzed.
1:24:22
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:24:23
SPEAKER_05: I love that.
1:24:23
SPEAKER_05: I'm gonna take that.
1:24:25
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:24:25
SPEAKER_02: I like, I mean, and I know this is similar, but not as fun.
1:24:29
SPEAKER_02: But just saying gay like in the 90s way of like, yeah.
1:24:33
SPEAKER_02: But among like that wouldn't, I wouldn't say that to straight people the way I think faggot would be fun to say.
1:24:38
SPEAKER_02: But it is fun to say, like, at least among gay, it's so fun.
1:24:41
SPEAKER_02: It's so gay.
1:24:42
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:24:42
SPEAKER_02: That's okay.
1:24:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:24:43
SPEAKER_05: I have a quick question.
1:24:44
SPEAKER_05: When you get a haircut, what do you say?
1:24:46
SPEAKER_05: Because it's like hard when you have long hair.
1:24:48
SPEAKER_02: This time I told him I wanted to go off the shoulder, and I was like, let's go a little short.
1:24:52
SPEAKER_05: And you say like toss a couple layers in there, but don't tell him.
1:24:54
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, but I I go to this when I find someone, I'm like, yeah, yeah, you can't cheat on your if you find someone good, you can't cheat on your color.
1:25:00
SPEAKER_05: Jonathan forever.
1:25:01
SPEAKER_02: Don't cheat on your colorist.
1:25:02
SPEAKER_02: No God.
1:25:03
SPEAKER_02: Uh I had Jonathan forever, but then he moved upstate during Kamata.
1:25:07
SPEAKER_02: Then he moved to Jonathan.
1:25:09
SPEAKER_02: He does your hair.
1:25:09
SPEAKER_02: I wish.
1:25:10
SPEAKER_02: Um, and then now I have David.
1:25:13
SPEAKER_02: And then uh so David was washing my hair the first time, and he was like, Who did you used to have?
1:25:18
SPEAKER_02: I was like, it's crazy.
1:25:19
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, I said Jonathan, that's wrong.
1:25:21
SPEAKER_02: It's because I'm wearing the sword.
1:25:21
SPEAKER_02: His name's Jason.
1:25:22
SPEAKER_02: I was like, his name's crazy.
1:25:23
SPEAKER_02: His name's Jason Devastation.
1:25:24
SPEAKER_02: He was like, I used to be a radical fairy with Jason Devastation in San Francisco.
1:25:27
SPEAKER_02: I was like, of course, of course.
1:25:29
SPEAKER_04: Different, different play, like different hair.
1:25:30
SPEAKER_04: Like, what's a radical fairy?
1:25:31
SPEAKER_04: I'm down.
1:25:32
SPEAKER_03: They're like uh Jason Devastation's a great name.
1:25:34
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it is.
1:25:35
SPEAKER_04: Love Jason.
1:25:35
SPEAKER_04: I can't believe I call it it.
1:25:36
SPEAKER_04: Very like Nick Tunes name.
1:25:39
SPEAKER_03: Very rocket power.
1:25:40
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, very like Danny.
1:25:41
SPEAKER_04: Danny Phantom.
1:25:42
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:25:42
SPEAKER_04: What's that one?
1:25:42
SPEAKER_04: What's the assinant?
1:25:43
SPEAKER_04: He was a ghost boy superhero.
1:25:46
SPEAKER_02: See, because I'm just, it's so cool.
1:25:47
SPEAKER_04: It was also kind of horrible.
1:25:48
SPEAKER_04: It was late stage.
1:25:48
SPEAKER_04: Late stage.
1:25:49
SPEAKER_04: Because I even SpongeBob is past my test.
1:25:51
SPEAKER_04: That I don't know.
1:25:52
SPEAKER_04: Oh, really?
1:25:53
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:25:53
SPEAKER_04: I think I think we need to go back and watch Spongebob.
1:25:55
SPEAKER_04: No, you should.
1:25:55
SPEAKER_04: You should have been in the room.
1:25:57
SPEAKER_04: You should have been in the room.
1:25:58
SPEAKER_02: I was Rugrats, Doug, Renan.
1:26:01
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, we walked, me and Nicktoons held hands, we walked in together.
1:26:05
SPEAKER_02: We said, right.
1:26:05
SPEAKER_02: Let's start.
1:26:06
SPEAKER_05: Oh, when it was just a boy episode, we said uh uh Rugrats in Paris, Cont or Pont.
1:26:10
SPEAKER_05: Oh.
1:26:12
SPEAKER_02: There's two Rugrats.
1:26:13
SPEAKER_02: Rugrats the movie and Rugrats.
1:26:15
SPEAKER_04: They're both anyone?
1:26:18
SPEAKER_04: There's an N64 game in the first time.
1:26:22
SPEAKER_04: I think I played this.
1:26:22
SPEAKER_04: Because I said, I think anything N64 is cont.
1:26:25
SPEAKER_04: Because we were talking about N64 is a great system.
1:26:27
SPEAKER_04: Does anyone remember Glover?
1:26:29
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:26:29
SPEAKER_04: Glover.
1:26:29
SPEAKER_04: Glover.
1:26:31
SPEAKER_04: He was a Glove.
1:26:32
SPEAKER_04: It was really, really hard.
1:26:33
SPEAKER_04: You know what a game is so difficult for no reason?
1:26:36
SPEAKER_02: Glover was a game out now called Cuphead.
1:26:39
SPEAKER_02: I mean, it's so good.
1:26:40
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, that's hard too.
1:26:41
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:26:42
SPEAKER_02: Cuphead.
1:26:43
SPEAKER_00: So hard.
1:26:44
SPEAKER_02: I quit.
1:26:45
SPEAKER_03: I quit Glover.
1:26:47
SPEAKER_03: You couldn't do it.
1:26:48
SPEAKER_03: Well, they really were like, well there.
1:26:49
SPEAKER_03: It's going to be called Cuphead.
1:26:50
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:26:51
SPEAKER_04: Well, he's a cup.
1:26:52
SPEAKER_04: He is.
1:26:52
SPEAKER_04: He is a cup.
1:26:53
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, well, he's a cup for a head.
1:26:54
SPEAKER_04: He has a cup for a head.
1:26:55
SPEAKER_02: They made it really hard.
1:26:56
SPEAKER_02: I wish I had a cup in.
1:26:59
SPEAKER_04: That's yours right there.
1:27:01
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, this should dispense cream cheese.
1:27:04
SPEAKER_04: I got, or at least candy.
1:27:05
SPEAKER_04: Cream cheese, like Ann Hathaway dispensing.
1:27:08
SPEAKER_04: Her bagel?
1:27:08
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:27:09
SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah, her kebab.
1:27:10
SPEAKER_02: I love if they if we ever made a movie of like that, like that's a speed of it.
1:27:18
SPEAKER_04: Alright, any uh final cutty thoughts.
1:27:20
SPEAKER_04: I think it's time to wrap it up, girlies.
1:27:22
SPEAKER_02: I had a wonderful time.
1:27:24
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
1:27:24
SPEAKER_04: So it's so nice having you here.
1:27:27
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you have to come back.
1:27:28
SPEAKER_04: So lovely.
1:27:29
SPEAKER_03: You both look great.
1:27:30
SPEAKER_03: I can't believe you do this every app.
1:27:31
SPEAKER_06: Oh my god.
1:27:32
SPEAKER_01: Me either.
1:27:34
SPEAKER_01: I'm twitching.
1:27:35
SPEAKER_03: Especially you, Michael.
1:27:36
SPEAKER_03: Especially you.
1:27:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:27:37
SPEAKER_03: This is a cute fit when you go through all of that.
1:27:40
SPEAKER_04: It is a cute fit.
1:27:41
SPEAKER_04: Dang, it's getting Kermy.
1:27:42
SPEAKER_04: Kermy, I could have been on Miss Piggy.
1:27:44
SPEAKER_04: I was worried that your shirt was vote for Pedro.
1:27:47
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that would be funny too, though, kind of.
1:27:49
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:27:49
SPEAKER_04: Maybe it's turned the Napoleon dynamite counter punt?
1:27:53
SPEAKER_02: I guess at this point it's it's punt, but it was very cunt.
1:27:56
SPEAKER_02: It was very cunt.
1:27:57
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:27:57
SPEAKER_02: I would argue.
1:27:58
SPEAKER_04: I could almost argue that it's back around.
1:27:59
SPEAKER_04: But yeah, I bet it has come back.
1:28:01
SPEAKER_04: We could save that for another for another episode.
1:28:02
SPEAKER_04: Well, it's Friday, so we should let's cut this shit and go out and have fun.
1:28:06
SPEAKER_04: And watch Sabrina on TGIF.
1:28:09
SPEAKER_04: Ah, T G I F Love you both.
1:28:11
SPEAKER_04: Thank you so much for coming.
1:28:12
SPEAKER_04: Thank you, Aaron Rob.
1:28:13
SPEAKER_04: We love you.
1:28:13
SPEAKER_04: We love you.
1:28:14
SPEAKER_04: We love you.
1:28:14
SPEAKER_04: And uh we'll see you next Tuesday.
1:28:18
SPEAKER_04: On the Big Hunty Couch.
1:28:18
SPEAKER_04: On the Big Hunty Couch.
1:28:20
SPEAKER_04: Bye.
1:28:21
SPEAKER_04: Michael, cut the cameras.