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EPISODE 34: Horrible Ways to Die · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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Welcome into the Treehouse. I'm Dana Malley along with Trey Trenholme and visiting us
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once again friend comedian actor Raj Charma. Hello, Raj, Hello everybody.
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Quick reminder we will be at Daddy Rabbits Pub in Louisville Friday, July seventh
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from five to seven pm. That will be our very second Treehouse Podcast live
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road show. So if you miss the very first, this is your opportunity
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to attend the very second Treehouse Podcast Live road show at Daddy Rabbits Pub in
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Louisville. That's two nine seven Round Grove Road in Louisville. It's one twenty
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one and Round Grove Common area for lots of people and that know it.
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I'm expecting to have a very good time. Roj you will be there,
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Trey, you will be there. I will be there. I believe Everett
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Newton will be there and you. We would love to see you at Daddy
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Rabbits Pub. Yeah. People are actually reaching out to me via the Graham
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as the kids call it. Oh yeah, yeah. I've had a couple
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of people are like, um, the just message like hey, we're gonna
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be there. So yeah, I mean if a couple of people are reaching
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out to me. I can only imagine how packed it's going to be.
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I'm excited for the first one was a lot of fun. I'm expecting.
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The way that we do things is we tried to always improve. You know.
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Yes, if you're not improving, you're regressing. So we want to
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make the second one better than the first, and then eventually, if we
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do a third, we want to make that better than the one before it,
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and so on and so forth, and and and I can't remember it's
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on again on Instagram, but somebody sent me, uh when when your listeners
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sent me the ten oh Jerry's nails? Uh senting a picture of the container.
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So he said, uh, so I don't feel left out. Here's
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what it looks like. Well, I there is I'd kind of forgotten about
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I'd kind of forgotten about it. I don't know if I if I if
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I blocked it out or whatever it was. But I was reading the Instagram
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message and I was like, what is this guy talking? And I kept
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looking at this container and I'm like, what am I. I had to
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read the message again and again, and finally I went, oh, Rose,
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Okay, Yeah, I mean I'm not I'm not like, I'm not
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like Trey grossed out, but I was like, but when it hit me,
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I was like, that's what I've been staring at for the last two
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minutes. Oh God, what this is? Yeah? That is a healthy
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container? Is it? I feel like it's more like a container full of
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red flags. But the good news, the good news for Trey, though,
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is Jerry will not be at this road show. He is actually he
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is actually uh bragging and flexing by having by going on vacation. I can't
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remember the last time he's ever gone on vacation, at least not really does
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he No, will he will he take the tin with him? I don't
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know. Part of me thinks that if he's on vacation, he would probably
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trim before he leaves, and then he might even though he's going to Hot
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Springs, Arkansas to go be gently boiled alive. I feel like, if
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you're going on vacation, you leave, you leave all your work behind,
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right, so the ten of Fingernails may still make an appearance at the road
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show. Okay, I got you, Yeah, because I mean I got
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Looking at Trey's face, he does not seem too thrilled about I think you
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know, much like if I, you know, was going on a road
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trip to Hot Springs, I would probably take Daisy with me, Like Jerry
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should take his canister of nails with him. Well, I want to know,
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like does he does he buckle it in? Like is it like the
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Felma and Louise moment where they're just like, Hey, we're going across It's
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me and you nails going across the country. Um. Yeah, yeah,
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I just saw that. I saw somebody I had. I had the weekend
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off. Everyone's time off these days. What's that like? I know,
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Man, I didn't. I didn't. I had I got to read the
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emails, stuff in my Instagram, stuff that I don't really to do very
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often, or I'm just doing in the green room of a club. Yeah,
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I had the weekend off, and I didn't. I didn't know.
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Uh, the first time a very very long time. I think it's probably
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been, if I had to guess, maybe twelve years. Wow. So
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that means for twelve years, every weekend, yes, you were working,
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You're at a comedy club, or you're doing something for work. Yes.
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So so in that case, for the first time in twelve years, you
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you had the weekend off. So what did you do? I I uh
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ordered ordered pizza, um wow, and and uh I watched I don't even
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know what. I don't even know what movie it was. I just put
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something on definitely and I was like, okay, so this is what you
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guys do. So for your first weekend off in twelve years, you Netflix
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and chilled by yourself. I did, I did. I thought you were
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a fan like rog you were one of the biggest Motley Crew fans I know.
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And they would all be so disappointed in your party habits right now,
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I know, but they're all except for events, they're they're all sober,
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so uh you know, so so yeah, I think they might be appreciative
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of my Yeah. I mean, all you have to do show him what
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vice looks like today and they say this is why. Yeah, yeah,
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And it's so funny. You know. I still think that way too,
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when you know, you think about rock bands, I would remember. This
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is name dropping as all get out. But Brad Williams is a dear friend
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of mine. We want to go see Shinedown was in town. Brad Williams,
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the Little Person comedian, the Little Person comic, and he's really good
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friends with the guys in Shinedown and we went and watched them and they're just
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all like super over the top rock stars like it was. It was amazing.
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And then we went back into the dressing room and it was pizza and
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sprite and I was like, wow, this is since what rock stars doing?
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Now? This is I was expecting like like chicks and like you know,
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just like walking into that like opening the door and like the cloud of
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smoke, like there's still like metal playing and like there's whatever, and it's
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now. They were just cheeze pizza and sprite. I was like, honestly,
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honestly, even though we were just a you know what charity band,
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you know band at the various trash parties that we did, that was more
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rock star than what you just described very much so. And I was I
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was at a few of those. It was a few of the ones that
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you guys did, and that those were very very cool, uh like celebt
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like you felt like a celebrity. Uh, And like this one, I
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was like, so where are the where are the chicks? And like,
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oh, this is the wife and these are the kids, and I was
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like, Okay, where's the other room where the yeah, and They're like,
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no, you're you're in that room And I was like, oh,
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this is Can I get a slice? Are are they in the closet?
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Are they stuffed away somewhere like in case of emergency pool for groupies? Yeah?
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I was like that because I wanted to see that, because you hear
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all the stories about like Motley Crue and def Leppard and Metallica back in the
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day, and I'm like, dude, I want to see these groupie I
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want to see I want to see I want to see one and heard the
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stories. You want to see them in real life. Yeah, I don't
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know if they've just all died out. I don't know what happened. If
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they just got all like they just are on LinkedIn and have new jobs,
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Like, I don't know what they're I don't know what they do, Like,
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I don't know if they go. I think they all have only fans
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accounts. Now the group's learned instead of the group, he's going to the
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band. They make the band come to them virtually. Yeah. So I
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just I just sat and and E eight some pizza and I was like,
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this is so, this is what you guys, And it was like by
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ten thirty I'm like, okay, ten thirty, you know, you're getting
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ready for a second show. Uh, sometimes even a third show. And
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I was like, oh, let me just kick my feet up on this
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coffee table and this kind of there and I was like, wow, okay,
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I can't. I can't. I can't get used to it. But
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it was, it was it felt like vacation. So what movie did you
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watch? I don't, I don't even I think it was just a Docky's.
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I think it was a documentary. I watched a lot of them.
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They all kind of blend together because they're all murder documentaries. Uh and so,
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um, I think this was the night Stalker is this is the Richard
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Ramirez one Gotchak is what I ended up. So yeah, some pizza and
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some night Stalker solid. It was a it was a good it was weird
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un that you typically do on a on a Friday. I mean, now
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you've you've got a you've got a new bar job, so on a Friday
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night, you're I think you're working now, But on a night in are
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you doing the same thing? You know, pizza and couch? Oh yes,
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I'm my you know, I don't know exactly when it happened, but
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yeah, my fomo changed, you know, fear of missing out of my
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bed and am I have a night off? There's nothing I've think I've done.
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Grip. You know, I'm doing really well if I'm in bed by
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ten o'clock watching a movie, you know, chilling with Daisy. Oh dais
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a three pound chiuaba. Yeah no, that see your idea of fomo,
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now, Trey is if you're out somewhere, your fomo is what's Daisy the
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chiuaba doing? I miss her? Yeah? I mean yeah, I don't
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think I could get used to like, I don't want that to be like
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every weekend. It was, it was, it was odd enough to enjoy.
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I'll just put it like if that makes any sense. Like I was
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like, this is weird and kind of cool. Well, I mean it's
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it is weird for most people because most people see that as their normal weekend.
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But your normal weekend is working. You're you know, you're going to
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the club, you're you're you know, you got, like you said,
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you might have one or two, maybe even three shows and in the odd
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odd chance you have something going on that much. But that's your worktime.
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Other people's downtime is your worktime. Yeah, and it's kind of similar for
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Trey, because you know, working in service industry, it's, you know,
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kind of a similar thing. Yeah, work when other people are supposed
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to be relaxing. Yeah, it's like the bartenders weekend is what Monday and
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Tuesday? Isn't that what they say? Yeah, basically, I mean,
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and that's it. You know, if you're in the if you're in any
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industry where you're you're out all the time. It's like when you're off,
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you don't want I mean you go to another bar or anything else. It's
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you're in the same environment as your work, and it's it's like and I'd
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rather be just pieces. I think that's one of the biggest things with me
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is age is you're working in bars, the noise level you deal with just
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normally when you get to be at someplace quiet, it's so nice. It's
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actually it's perfect that you mentioned that, because everybody i'd know that has ever
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worked in service industry feels that way. And obviously Tara, my wife,
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worked in service industry for years and she started in restaurants. So the I
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don't know, if I don't know if it's still a trend in restaurants.
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But when the trend happened where it was the open kitchen concept at restaurants,
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so diners got to see kind of the action at the pass and in the
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window and things. And every time we would go to a place like that,
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Tara's like, don't we don't want to sit anywhere near that. She
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wanted to be as far away from that as possible because it just brought back,
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it was triggering, it was stress. But I'm kind of getting I
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kind of feel like now with YouTube with Trey and Raj, since um,
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your idea of the perfect evening is is a pizza in a documentary and hanging
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out with your dog. Maybe you guys, could you know, do that
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together if you ever felt lonely. I don't know if I'm not. I
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don't know if I'm that comfortable. No, no, no offense, tray
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note taken. My My problem is I enjoy lonely. I'm perfectly happy being
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by myself. I'm an only child. Like that's probably, oh yeah,
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just a whole gen X thing as in general of oh yeah, I don't
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like I have no problem going out to eat by myself, going to a
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movie by myself, doing all yeah, I cannot do that. I can't.
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I just can't. I can't. That's the movie by Yourself thing.
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Like I see those guys and I'm like, I want to go sit next
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to them. I'm like, do you need a friend? No? No,
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we don't. I love that. I love love love. The only
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better thing is going take the other person. Well, look, I mean
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sometimes I want to go see a movie that I know she has no interest
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in, and I don't want to drag her to one that's called marriage.
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Well, funny you mentioned that because I heard about recently something called a Yes
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weekend. Okay, so this might actually work for you and Trey Raj if
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you decided to ever go in on your you know, kick ass weekend nights
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together. But the Yes weekend should be self explanatory, but I'll give you
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some more details. During a Yes weekend, one person picks what the couple
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does all weekend, including activities, what they eat, and where they go.
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It rotates who's doing the picking every other month, or I guess you
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can, you know, make it work however you want with your with your
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significant other. Doesn't have to be anything fancy, but it's a quote great
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way to connect and communicate as a couple. Um, that is hands down
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the worst idea I've every well wait wait wait, hang on, hang on,
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hey on, rage, hang on rage. Let's this is getting put
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on us when the married guy should be the one that tests this out and
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tells us how it goes. No, no, no, no no,
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no, I'm doing I'm gonna do this. Unlike Rage, I think this
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is a fantastic idea. This solves no, like eighty five percent of my
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problems. No, this if yes, if it was if it was my,
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if it was my if we did if my girlfriend I did that,
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Uh, we we would we would move in at Costco's. But that's where
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comes so so Darren, during during her yes weekend, you have to say
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yes to everything that that she wants and says it would just be Costco.
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Well then that's fine. But then the next weekend or you know, it's
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it's your weekend and she's got to do everything you want to do. Yeah,
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that would be moving back from Costco. That would be the other weekend.
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It would just be moving back into our place from Costco where we lived
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off samples. Uh like that's the that's the that would be dinner like hopefully
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the sample ladies out. Otherwise we're gonna starve to death because I'm I I'm
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the one who cooks. Okay, I'm the cook, and then I pick.
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Like, as long as it's in the murder genre, she'll we can
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we can watch stuff together. But if it's like, hey, let me
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watch let me watch this movie. Uh, there's a lot of cool,
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she's gonna play some bingo on her phone and then fall asleep. Um So
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if it's if it's her, if it's a babe, it's your weekend.
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Anything you want to do, her face will light up. It's like what
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time does Costco opens? And she already knows what time it opens? Yeah,
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and then that's where we'll be. So if if it's a yes weekend,
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I'll let the I'll post it on Instagram, like you can find me
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at the Costco off the toe and come help, like I need, I
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need to get out. I think that's a terrible idea. I don't know
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who's I don't know who's come up with this pizzo. Dan, When when
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Tara Tara's weekend? I feel fairly confident that you'll be gardening and then shopping
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for baby goats and chickens. What about when it's your yes weekend? Yeah,
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movies, video games. Uh so basically my yes with you, you
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will see. I think what'll end up happening is my my Yes weekend will
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turn into more of a lonely weekend. So this is why you think it's
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a great idea. Look, whatever my reasonings are are irrelevant. What is
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important is my willingness to take part in the Yes weekend. But but the
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Yes weekend really does solve what are the big problems that that my wife and
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I have in our relationship, which is making decisions Because I have come to
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terms to a certain degree that on some level I'm a people pleaser, And
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it depends on the situation, it depends on the scenario. But I've I've
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long said when it came time in a relationship, when it came time to
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figure out what do you want to eat for dinner or something like that,
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I was always like, I'm easy, I'll find something to eat anywhere.
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What do you want? And then and then it turns into not being able
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to figure something out. And I was actually informed that me saying whatever you
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want is find by me, I can find something anywhere. Actually, doesn't
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help because my contribution was I'm okay with anything in the world to eat.
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I'm okay with anything in the kitchen, I'm okay with any restaurant nearby.
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I'm okay with any of it. And therefore that's a non decision. Well
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yeah, because because really, actually the conversation is they want you to make
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a decision and them to be able to say, no, is there a
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camera that you have access to in my home. I've just been in relationships
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because that that also happens where it's like, Okay, I know what I'm
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gonna do, because part of what I've been trying to do is is okay,
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what would I do if I were by myself? That makes it easy
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because yeah, so then I would say, okay, I would let's do
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this, and then that usually gets shot down. I will tell you a
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girl that I dated in California. The only takeaway and or contribution to the
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relationship from her ever was this one thing. And it's brilliant and it will
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solve your where do you want to eat? Issues every single time. So
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I'd go, hey, so what do you want to do for dinner?
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She goes, well, let's pick two things out there. So you go,
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let's burgers or Chinese and then she goes, now, act like you're
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eating it, right, So pretend like eating a burger or you're eating Chinese
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food. Which one as you're doing, like when you're minming it or whatever.
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Which one seems the most appealing, that's the one you want to go
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with. So when you're like, oh, like, oh like I meaning
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a burger, Oh this this is gonna be good, or a Chinese,
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just the look on their face you go, okay, yeah, we'll do
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Chinese. And it's worked every single time. I pretend like I'm actually eating
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in my head, I'll go, okay, that's the one I want.
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It works almost every time. If you if you have an indecisive person,
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when you go, hey, do you want you want Italian or do you
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want uh you know, uh whatever, you know, I don't know,
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go okay, Well, there's two dishes in front of you. Take a
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bite out of each one. Sometimes what we'll do is we'll do our process
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of elimination. Well, you're narrowing not a suspect, yeah, basically,
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so, so imagine imagine a restaurant lineup. Okay, so you've got you've
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got six you've got six suspects. You know, you've got your Applebee's,
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you've got your olive garden. Uh, maybe you've got something nicer like a
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popa doze or something. And then and then what you'll do is you take
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turns eliminating one. Oh wow, and then the ideas that you eventually land
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on your prime suspect and that's where you go eat and it's almost always Chipotle.
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Yeah yeah, yeah. I say. It's like you throw out six
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things and get all shot down and then you somehow end up at the default,
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which is the one you were kind of thinking of. I don't want
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to eat that again. We eat that all the time, but there it
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is. But but there's a reason why we eat there all the time.
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It's because it's the one that's always left standing. Yeah no, there's no
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there's no Chipotle on the island. There isn't. So that's why that's why
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the idea of this Yes weekend is really really helpful because living on an island,
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you only have so many options, and I would say half the options
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here are going to be on the nicer side because that you know, the
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islands catered to tourists quite a bit, so I'd say I'd say about half
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the restaurants are kind of elimited. Well maybe not half, but a good
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chunk of them are eliminated if you just don't feel like spending the money or
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getting dressed up, right, Oh gotcha? Okay, Now, the other
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pop problem is we all live in our bubbles. It doesn't matter whether you're
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living in Dallas, for Worth, Arlington or here on St. Thomas.
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You got your bubble and you don't want to drive beyond it. So in
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our immediate bubble, there are three places. Two are bars on the beach
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that have food, and the other one is kind of a nicer restaurant that
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has a lot of raw fishing things and tears not a big fan of sushi.
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So that really means we really only have two places. So we usually
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end up at one of those two unless we feel like driving more than ten
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minutes. Then then my suggestion would be, uh, in your process of
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elimination, just go, hey, let's just go to that. Let's just
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go to the one bar with the food, and then we'll decide there.
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That's kind of what we do. So what we do is because they're they're
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they're very close to one another, one's on one end of the beach and
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one's on the other end of the beach, will kind of park in the
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middle and we'll we'll look at the specials board at one to see if that's
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enticing enough to pull us in, or we'll go to the other place.
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But I still say the idea of the Yes weekend sounds like fun because it's
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not just where to go to eat, although that's obviously a big part of
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it, but it's things you're going to do all weekend and trays right,
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I feel like I kind of do yes weekends already. Like the last you
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know, two weeks, we've been in the middle of of building out our
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new chicken coop. So um yeah, I feel like I feel like it's
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time for a uh me Yes weekend. But it's also a great excuse for
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me to uh to play this classic clip from the film What Do You Want?
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Also known as the Notebook. What's great about this is no matter how
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many times I play it, it makes me smile And you never even have
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to have seen the movie, which for a lot of us, is preferable
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to know and understand and feel everything happening in this out of context clip.
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What do you want? What do you want? Do you want? Damn?
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What do you want? I have to go and that right there,
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that whole movie might have lasted five minutes if they had just experimented with a
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yes weekend, and man, it'd be about one hundred million men would be
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Excuse me, the credit barel's change the algorithms about six to nine months
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I've actually noticed that with mine. I had mine build up a little bit
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before I paid it off, and I noticed I get one of those little
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crushed somewhere near the bottom of the Atlantic. I guess the world hasn't given
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morning I wake up and I'm doing my normal doom scrolling and one of the
28:07
first headlines I see is Texas airport worker dies after being sucked into Delta jet
28:15
engine. Oh wow, Yeah, And I don't think this was the first
28:21
one this year. I think there was another one earlier this year. But
28:26
god, I can't even imagine. No, because we did in a previous
28:33
episode of The Treehouse. We decided to to take our stupidity down to the
28:38
bottom of the Atlantic with Billy the kids. So we dragged him with us
28:41
in our in our little nightmare tube, and we were talking about and discussing
28:45
all the various things we had read and seen and heard about what not only
28:51
happens to that submersible once it depressurizes, but what happens to the human body.
28:56
Little yea, I remember seeing people were sending me all sorts of links,
29:02
including one that MythBusters did years ago, and there was a video they
29:07
did. They had like a like a like a like a pig carcass or
29:11
something inside of a diver suit and they ran an experiment and I don't remember
29:18
what depth they were, but it was nowhere near the depth of what this
29:22
Titan submersible went through. And the carnage that I saw happened in this in
29:29
this, in this video is really just disgusting, there's no way around it.
29:36
The only good thing about it was we all just kind of figured,
29:40
well, it happened so quickly, and your brain can't perceive it happening,
29:45
so you have no idea that it's happened or it's going to happen. It
29:48
just happens. And yeah, I think I think it was what they It
29:53
was a tenth of a second or a hundredth of a second, true mil
30:00
seconds is what I saw a whole video because this guy, it was some
30:03
doctor or physic, I don't know, but he said sometimes said it takes
30:11
eight milliseconds for the brain. I think it was eight milliseconds for the brain
30:15
to recognize sight and sound, and like twelve milliseconds for it to recognize pain.
30:21
And they said this was all over in like two milliseconds because the one
30:25
thing I don't know if you we talked about this with Billy, but they
30:29
said, this guy said, the thermal energy created from you know, the
30:34
pressure changing, so basically it literally just melts, so you know, hotter
30:41
than the sun. It would just basically melt the body and before you get
30:48
crushed into a meat sickle. Yeah. Yeah, the pressure. Um,
30:52
the best way I heard it put was that submersible if you were to put
30:56
but it was um three hundred I think it was three hundred tons per squitch.
31:00
So so it was the equivalent of having the Empire State building on top
31:06
of that submersible is how much pressure so once you depressure, it's like having
31:11
the Empire State Building fall on you. Yeah. So it yeah, that
31:18
yeah, that is so. The worker at San Antonio's International Airport died after
31:25
being sucked into a Jets engine. A source brief directly on the case told
31:30
The Guardian that it appeared the worker had intentionally stepped in front of the live
31:34
engine, and police were investigating that aspect of it, but the cause of
31:41
the worker's death had not officially been determined at the time that this was written,
31:47
and the source spoke on the condition of anonymity because the investigation was still
31:51
pending. Although it's the outcome is pretty obvious, they're just trying to pably
31:57
figure out, you know, the how or maybe the why. Um.
32:00
It occurred around ten twenty five PM as Delta Airlines jet, which had just
32:05
arrived from Los Angeles, was taxing to an arrival gate. Officials added that
32:09
the worker, whose identity had not been publicly released, was ingested into one
32:14
engine, which the plane in question had on at the time. Wow,
32:21
so this is one of those where you would assume that it it happened so
32:24
quickly that maybe you can't perceive it either. Yeah, but they said it
32:30
was he did it intentionally. So he was like, that's the thing,
32:34
right as he said that, The article says, yeah, and that's that's
32:37
according to and you know one person, It's like he may have intended to
32:42
walk in front of the engine, but maybe he didn't intend to get sucked
32:45
into it. I don't know, but it's yeah, because I mean,
32:47
if that either way, right, you have to like there's the point where
32:52
you see like you see the plane, You're like, Okay, I'm about
32:55
to about to do this, whereas the people in the submersible were like and
33:02
then that was it. They were just like, hey, I've seen this.
33:07
I've seen this happen in movies enough times to where if I'm anywhere near
33:13
a jet, yeah, I am walking so far around those engines, it's
33:20
not even it's not even comic how far away I am. I'm the exact
33:24
the exact same way. And I don't know where that I remember hearing it
33:29
as a kid, as if that thing is on, you can get pulled
33:32
through and then that would be it. Uh and then uh. In India
33:37
they still do and in some parts of Europe as well, when you land
33:40
it's you still you get off, you get off onto the tarmac. And
33:44
that's actually how it happens here in the Virgin Islands and you flying to Saint
33:46
Thomas, you go down the stairs and you're on You're on the tarmac.
33:51
Yeah. And so every time like that, like what you what you just
33:54
said, Dan, Like every single time that happens, I'm like, man,
33:58
I look to see if that engines on. I'm like, man,
34:00
I'm not going out there. I don't know where that. I don't know
34:02
where that comes from. Actually, what you want to do is you want
34:06
to You want to because you step out onto the the mobile stairs that they
34:08
wheel up to the side of the plane. Right, you step out onto
34:12
that first platform before there's a step, and you start to make that first
34:15
step, and you look to your left and you go, hey, that
34:19
thing's on. So you stop. You turn around and you walk back into
34:22
the plane and you try to stick your head in around the corner to the
34:25
to the cockpit and go, hey, boss um, would you mind killing
34:32
that engine we plane because it makes me real uncomfortable? Yeah, I again.
34:39
And that's one of those weird things that somebody said. Has to be
34:43
like as we were kids, like you know, it always has to be
34:47
like somebody knew somebody like hey, some Soonzo's dad got sucking to an engine.
34:51
When I was in middle school, it was always someone would say,
34:53
oh I saw this on the on the Faces of Death tape. Yeah,
34:58
yeah, something like that. Mine was like I think my dad was like,
35:00
you know you can if you're if you're standing too close to it.
35:04
It's like it's the same thing with me, like horses, like if either
35:07
like if you stand behind a horse, they'll kick you. Yeah. So
35:09
whenever I see somebody like i'll see it on TV when you're like, in
35:13
this is our horse whatever, and then just walk around it, I'm like,
35:15
he's gonna he's he's about to kick you. Yeah, exactly know.
35:17
I do the same thing with horses also, So it's like i'll walk,
35:21
I'll walk around what about three quarters of that horse. Yeah, I'll stay
35:27
right next to the horse, no problem. But once I get here that
35:30
ass end I've been bow out like it's a jet engine. Yes, yeah,
35:35
I want to make sure i'm at least twice as far away as that
35:39
horse's leg length is. Yeah. And I've never been around a horse that's
35:45
done that or it's kicked anybody because you walked around it. But I've i
35:47
heard it so many times. It's the same thing with the engine, like
35:51
the exact same fear. I don't know what it is. I'm like,
35:53
I'll see people I'm like, man, don't you walk behind that horse.
35:55
He's gonna kick you in the skull. Like that's and that's there's always somebody
36:00
like, you know, my uncle is not right anymore because you got kicked
36:04
by horse and I'm like, all right, now, now I have another
36:07
thing. Heights wasn't enough. Now I'm scared of a jet engine and a
36:10
horse. This is also a perfect time for me to insert to wedge into
36:15
the conversation, just briefly, a quick anecdote from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation,
36:21
because this scenario kind of came up in the movie because as cousin Eddie's family
36:25
randomly shows up at the Griswolds, they're introducing their their their little kids,
36:30
right, and a little girl. When they're introducing her to the grandparents,
36:34
the granny leans down and goes, oh, her eyes aren't crossed anymore.
36:37
And that's when Cousin Eddie says, yeah, you know you well, you
36:40
know she fell in a well, eyes went cross. You got kicked by
36:44
mule They went right back. I don't know. So you see, Raje,
36:47
if you had seen the movies that I've seen and loved over my lifetime,
36:52
you would have more of a reference for avoiding you know, mule kicks
36:55
and horse kicks and things. But in this situation, apparently it was a
37:00
good thing in this in this situation, supposedly, yeah, yeah, I
37:06
wouldn't I wouldn't recommend it. I wouldn't. I wouldn't recommend if you have
37:09
crossed eyes to spend any amount of time behind a donkey or a horse hoping
37:15
that you get kicked and let your eyes go back. Yeah, it just
37:21
uh, it just added to the it's so funny that you it's the exact
37:24
same thing, like I will, I will like, I you can pet
37:27
a horse, and I can. I can feed it the sugar cubes or
37:30
the apple or the carrot, whatever it is. And then it's like and
37:34
then let's go over here, and I will be like, you can fit
37:37
a semi between me and that horse's ass. I'm like, I'm not getting
37:42
I don't know what happened. I know some my kid in the neighborhood,
37:45
his uncle's not right, and that's because he got you got kicked in the
37:49
head by a horse. And so it's the same still as a forty seven
37:53
year old man, I can be at an airport, I'm like, you've
37:57
got to turn that engine off. I'm not going out, Like just the
38:00
probability, I don't know. I would like to see what the numbers are,
38:04
because that's even then won't make me feel any better, But I would
38:08
like to see what that is. Like, I don't know where that comes
38:10
from, like where these I'm telling I think I think it has to do
38:14
with I think it has to do with pop culture, whether it's books,
38:16
movies, television, comic books. Maybe I don't know. Um yeah,
38:20
but this guy, this guy, this guy's situation now in my head went
38:25
to see, yeah is justified exactly because though I haven't, I also know
38:34
that in die Hard Too, he keeps off the off the wing and he
38:38
that dude gets sucked into the engine and there he goes, he's out,
38:42
he's done, He's now, he's now liquid. Yeah it didn't that happen
38:45
in Indiana Jones as well? With the plane with a propeller plan, Yes,
38:50
that was that was actually I think my first experience with that. So
38:53
when it came time to visit my dad in Oklahoma after my parents split up,
38:59
we took like the small prop plane sometimes between Dallas and Tulsa, and
39:04
I remembered Raiders in the Lost Dark, and I made sure to stay far
39:07
away from those goddamn propellers. Yeah, it's the same thing. Like when
39:13
like, I don't know why anybody doesn't like it would matter but I've been
39:19
I've been on helicopters before, and I'll do the whole thing where I ducked
39:22
down because they're like, you don't want to. I've heard, and I
39:24
don't know where it comes from. Again, I think it's the same kid
39:28
in the neighborhood. I don't know what it was wrong. Something tragic happened
39:30
with him and his family. And aviation and or the equestrian world. Well,
39:35
I've always I've always been curious as to the reason why everyone would duck
39:40
when they either approach the helicopter or they're getting out of the helicopter, Because
39:45
that propeller is really high up. I could stand there completely. I could
39:51
stand on my tippy toes I'm short enough, or I could probably my vertical
39:54
is not great. I could probably leap into the air and my head would
39:58
come nowhere near that propeller. But having seen it so many times in movies
40:05
and television and things, I do it if if if I meanywhere near a
40:08
helicopter, hell, I do it. If one's flying overhead, I go
40:12
oh wait. But it makes you wonder when people do that. Has there
40:17
ever been a time where that propeller like reached down and got somebody. I've
40:22
heard that story. That's why I do it. Someone's like, hey,
40:25
they were just walking like it always happens where they were caught off guard.
40:30
Uh, and so they just like they were just walking and then no more
40:35
head. And so I'm like, you know what, I'd rather look like
40:37
an idiot and duck down front of something that's nowhere near my head. But
40:42
I will do the whole duck down thing. It's close enough, I mean
40:46
anytime. I mean, if you wouldn't stick your hand that close to a
40:51
fan blade, that might cut it off. So it does make a little
40:53
sense that, you know, a little sad I'm nervous about stick in my
40:58
hand anywhere near my ornato fan and screw a disposal. Yes see. That's
41:08
another thing, is that it coming on by itself. Oh. I cannot
41:13
tell you how many times I've had to actually reach into the disposal to find
41:19
like a spoon or something went in there and I've got to pull it out.
41:22
So I make sure what I do is instead of going underneath the sink
41:27
and turning it off, and I don't do that, instead of going to
41:30
the circuit breaker in the house and turning off the circuit breaker. I don't
41:36
do that. What I do is I get in my car. I start
41:38
my car, and I drive to the nearest power substation and I hack it
41:45
to death with an axe. Then I drive back home. Then I go
41:51
inside turn off the breaker. Then I go to the disposal turn it off.
41:55
Then I will use some kitchen tongs to reach in and try to find
42:00
the object first before my fleshy hand goes in there. Yeah, I just
42:05
move. I just move something stuck in the spoils. That's it. List
42:08
the house. I'm gone. I put this bitch on Zilo. What is
42:15
the tree? Maybe called the power company and bitch, hey, can you
42:19
get my power? You're gonna listen to song Zilo. It's a beautiful home.
42:23
It's four bedrooms, furnished, three and a half path, it's fully
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help someone at a house, whether it was roof damage. Can you help
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people in that sort of a hairy scenario. Yeah, Dan, that's that
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is a hairy situation, and it's always better to be prepared for those.
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We've run in at least three times in the last month where a home was
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up for sale and they of course got an offer on it because the homes
43:19
are still selling here really fast, and they had the buyer had their inspector
43:22
come out, jump up on the roof and guess what, the roof has
43:25
a ton of hell damage. And so now the seller is sitting here scrambling
43:30
because they have what's called an option period. I know you're aware of that,
43:32
and their buyers saying, hey, I want thirty thousand dollars concession,
43:37
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this color to it, and I want to do this, and well,
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43:46
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44:05
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44:45
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45:07
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45:15
that dispatch fee, and I can walk you through something, I absolutely will.
45:19
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45:22
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Two one, three six eight thirty eight thirty eight. And you know there
47:05
actually there actually is a popular example in North Texas of someone walking into a
47:13
propeller or the helicopter thing. I think, I think this was a plane.
47:15
This is how, this is how, this is how this starts.
47:19
This is you. You're both the kids in the neighborhood tell these stories and
47:22
that gets stuck in my head and creates an irrational fear. That's what you
47:25
guys are doing right now. No, there was there was that girl as
47:29
she was a blogger and think it happened out in McKinney where she got hit
47:35
by the a propeller of a plane. That's exactly what happens. They were,
47:39
it was her and her family. They were doing a Christmas lights flighty
47:45
and I can't remember if it was a propeller on a plane or if it
47:49
was the rear propeller and a helicopter, but whatever it was, she basically
47:52
turned and somehow walked into the propeller. U it took off. I think
47:58
I know it took off. Her arm. I think it um like part
48:01
of her. I think she lost an eye. And I actually saw her
48:07
once outside of Larry North Fitness. I want to say. It was like,
48:15
why are you laughing? I walk this this was this is back when
48:19
Larry North had his location, uh in Preston Hollow. It was royal in
48:23
Preston and Dallas. And I'm leaving the gym and I see her. I
48:27
think she was walking in and because we had covered the story so much on
48:31
the show, I recognize. I was like, Hey, that's the girl.
48:37
That what because do you not recognize her? What do you work too
48:47
many jokes? I'm sorry, jokes like what do you work about today?
48:52
Arm? You know you can still due leg press. She's just jacked Jack
49:07
legs. Oh that is so I'm not this poor woman. Yeah, that
49:13
is it is. It's a terrible tragedy, Raj. This is what happens
49:16
is now. Now I'm gonna that's I'm not gonna ever be able to go
49:21
see Christmas lights ever again. I can never. Every time you see Christmas
49:25
lights, you're gonna be thinking about the one armed woman. That's exactly what
49:29
I will do that you you, that's exactly what happens now is now every
49:32
time I'm thinking about the one armed woman with jacked legs? Did you say
49:40
anything to know? What? Am I gonna say? Hey? Hey,
49:46
you're the propeller girl. I mean, there's just too much happening. I
49:52
really think, I really think it's best in that scenario. So typically,
49:55
when I see people that I recognize, whether it's a celebrity or someone who's
50:00
been in the news for various reasons, I just kind of like, Okay,
50:02
there's that person. I just go about my day. I don't necessarily
50:06
ask them or or call it out and or be like, hey can I
50:09
get a selfie with you or something like some people would. Yeah, yeah,
50:15
I just typically leave them alone. But how do you know that that
50:19
was her? Well, like I said, I mean, we had covered
50:22
the story pretty extensively on the radio show at the time, and that's why
50:25
I remember to this day that that it had happened, and it was a
50:30
huge story. It was it was worldwide that people knew about it. I've
50:34
never heard this really, really, no, no, I have half of
50:38
mine that you guys are making this up completely. No, no, no,
50:42
I'm not. I just pulled it up just now from NBCDFW dot com.
50:45
This is dated December fifth, twenty eleven. The editor of a Dallas
50:50
area online fashion magazine has been severely heard after after walking into the propeller of
50:54
a small airplane following a flight to view Christmas lights. A spokeswoman at Arkland
51:00
says twenty three year old Lauren Scruggs of Plano was in serious condition. They
51:06
said, we don't know if she realizes all that happened. She's just discovering
51:08
now that she's heard and that she's injured. That's according to her father.
51:13
Oh so she didn't even Yeah, it was that fast, I imagine.
51:16
They also say, we don't know if she remembers the accident. I don't
51:19
know if they've I'm sure they've gone to follow up to this story. Maybe
51:22
she says, whether or not she's remembered any of it, that is so
51:25
crazy. The FAA says the accident happened on a Saturday night at Arrow Country
51:31
Airport, at private airport in McKinney, which is thirty miles north of Dallas.
51:36
A family spokeswoman says Scruggs had just gotten off the private plane and went
51:39
to think the pilot, not realizing the propeller was still powering down, so
51:45
I'm okay. She tried to shield her face and lost her left hand in
51:50
the accident. She also suffered head, brain, and shoulder injuries. According
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to the spokeswoman, there was a tremendous impact on her left eye, and
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they were going to take the eye, but for right now they have kept
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the eye in because they saw a little bit of something that made them think
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that perhaps she would not lose her left eye. Okay, so it's a
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real story, Yes, Okay, Now I feel terrible for a laugh.
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You should i'd making fun of her for working out. I mean because I
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didn't. I legitally didn't think the story was real. No, I feel
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ter So do you think every story that you've ever heard about, you know,
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propeller accidents or things like this, were just made up? But you
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still, you know, don't walk into propeller's just because just in case they
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might be real. That is a one hundred percent correct the whole I had
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this guy in San Antonio not got sucked into a delta flight, I would
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be like, Okay, that doesn't really happen, but I will avoid the
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engine. The horse doesn't. I've never seen a horse kick anybody ever.
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And I've been around horses, I've never seen it happen. But I will
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literally go wherever the furthest possible point to to to go around. Yeah.
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Now, maybe what I'll do, Maybe what I'll do for you rise is
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the rest of today. I will spend some dedicated time on YouTube and and
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send you link after link of horses kicking people. This is the worst yes
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date ever, and maybe it's because not what I had in mind. I
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wanted Italian people getting kicked in the face by horse. I'll see if I
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can find Italians getting kicked by horses. How about that? This is the
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