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- 0:00Copy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
- 0:02Stand by. Everyone else is not getting your greatness.
- 0:35Two years after ending her talk show, she confesses
- 0:43in an interview that she wishes she was still
- 0:45on TV. Yeah, all you had to do was be nice enough
- 0:49to people and you never would have lost a job.
- 0:52Terrible person. Everyone knows that. And spent
- 0:57the women in embarrassment to the LGBTQ plus
- 1:02community. Yeah, no one wants to work with you.
- 1:21And it's okay for six. which he makes in his
- 6:43new memoir sitcom, writing yikes yes i read a
- 6:46few things i really didn't see that coming of
- 6:49course rich boomer he's better than everybody
- 6:55adds chuck gave me a job i loved and for seven
- 7:01years i never took a day of it for granted i'm
- 7:04proud of what we made together and nothing changes
- 7:06how grateful i am for those people and those
- 7:09years good job being classy because i'll say
- 7:13it for you he's also shares an update on her
- 7:18health and career telling followers i've been
- 7:21sober for a year and a half I was on a show about
- 7:24recovery, and then I lived it. Yeah, you kind
- 7:26of figured out how to do it. What I like about
- 7:30Anna Faris is that she's beautiful. Glory is
- 7:35probably jealous of me. I'm healthy, I'm working,
- 7:41and I'm happier than I've been in a long time.
- 7:44I mean, I never liked that show, but nah. When
- 7:49reading this is where I was, I hope that's useful.
- 7:52It gets better. I'm glad that he wasn't sold
- 8:01on casting the House Bunny actress in the CBS
- 8:04comedy. She probably wasn't sold on working with
- 8:07a douche like you. although she was the studio's
- 8:10first choice for recovering alcoholic Christy
- 8:12Plunkett. Ferris was cast. Allison Janney joined
- 8:17the series as her mother, Bonnie Plunkett, with
- 8:21the two playing opposite each other from 2013
- 8:23to 2020. All right, so there you go. That is
- 8:28a douche. Alexa, do you think Chuck Lorre's an
- 8:31egotistical douchebag? Chuck Lorre's definitely
- 8:37got that classic Hollywood ego thing going on.
- 8:40He's been open about his struggles with anger
- 8:42and anxiety, and his memoir sitcom shows he's
- 8:45not afraid to stir the pot. ...at a UK court
- 9:58underway this week. British prosecutors telling
- 10:00a jury that Brand is a ruthless and manipulative
- 10:03predator. Aye, aye, he's the definite... Laughed
- 10:08at women when they refused to agree to his sexual
- 10:10demands. ...that he seems to be doing every single
- 10:18day. He goes into the dock, he gets down on one
- 10:21knee, and he prays before any of the proceedings
- 10:23start. ...on social media... All I can say is
- 10:35I've never raped anyone. It's three counts of
- 10:48rape and three counts of sexual assault and one
- 10:51count of indecent assault from six different
- 11:00women between 1999 to 2009. And those are just
- 11:04the women that came. Just as his career was taking
- 11:09off. Amen. Sean Diddy Combs has been relocated
- 11:30shortly after multiple outlets reported the rapper
- 11:32sustained a head injury amid his stay. Oh, yeah.
- 11:38I'm giving head. A federal correctional institution
- 11:44for Dick's prison in New Jersey. The Bureau of
- 11:48Prisons tells E! News October 16th that he was
- 11:50relocated to an FIC in Allenwood, Pennsylvania.
- 11:54Yeah, you know, there was way - PRISON! Comes
- 12:04as Rep says in a statement to E! News, his transfer
- 12:07from one low -security facility to another is
- 12:10an important distinction. And while we cannot
- 12:12speak to the BOP's specific reasons for the move,
- 12:15it is consistent with a decision made with safety
- 12:18and security in mind. All right, there's 80.
- 14:31Starts in 4. 5 -6. It's 8 -5 -6. 4 -9 -4 -6 -7
- 15:38-7 -3. You can tweet at me. You can always email
- 15:43me. Ryan, Hobby Radio, gmail .com. All right,
- 15:47what do we got right here? Hey, guys. What's
- 15:51up, G? Want to go to Tchotchkes? Get some coffee?
- 15:54It's a little early. I got to get out of here.
- 15:57I think I'm going to lose it. Uh -oh. Sounds
- 15:59like somebody's got a case of the moon, dude.
- 16:01Again. Lose it. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's
- 16:05got a case of the moon, dude. And again. Uh -oh.
- 16:08Sounds like somebody's got a case of the moon,
- 16:10dude. And finally. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's
- 16:13got a case of the Mondays. Let me ask you something.
- 16:18When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling
- 16:20real well, does anyone ever say to you, sounds
- 16:22like someone has a case of the Mondays? No, man.
- 16:25I believe you get your ass kicked saying something
- 16:34like that, man. My social battery, man, is from
- 16:39a weekend of hanging out with everybody. I think
- 16:43we need to begin. Wake me up. The happy hour
- 16:47orchestra. Although I microwave it. IMC cross
- 19:50competition. But it doesn't matter what it is.
- 20:31I'm starting to wake up a little bit. Today's
- 21:33one of those Mondays. And what's weird is usually
- 21:35when it's like cloudy out, I got the case in
- 21:37a Monday. It's sunny and I don't got the case
- 21:39in a Monday. You know the routine? You hear this?
- 21:46Of the bean, I mean the lighter. I got my joint
- 21:53here. know how you guys could possibly film this
- 21:57because most of you listen off your phone. Tag
- 22:00me. You can. I don't know. Sure. All right. Happy
- 22:05Radio. All right. Let's do this. How was your
- 22:09weekend, by the way? You have a good weekend?
- 22:10Mine was jam -packed and freaking long. It gives
- 22:28me purpose. I was not feeling good earlier. It's
- 22:32a mix of everything I consumed this weekend.
- 22:34This was a wild weekend, dude. Back in the day,
- 22:39my wild weekends were being out till five. And
- 22:41then again, McDonald's breakfast and going to
- 22:43bed. We get the hog. Take one more hit. A joint
- 22:52fell on the seat. On my chair. Not the seat.
- 22:55I'm not in the car. Don't know why I said that.
- 22:56Let me hit this again. Okay. Out of them. It
- 23:08talks about me being on. As you know, Hoppy is
- 23:14on air. Oh, geez. Hoppy is on air. Thursday.
- 23:21I can't drink as much as I used to, dude. I get
- 23:35sleepy. Before that. in 8 seconds, 9 seconds,
- 23:4310 seconds, 11 seconds. Make a wish at the beat
- 23:45drop. My friend Jamie came over. We watched,
- 23:51I think it was the Kansas, not the Kansas City
- 23:52Chiefs game. I forget. The Broncos. Bo Nix is
- 23:57terrible. You hear it talking about Bo Nix or
- 24:03Bronco Feds. And I was falling asleep. It's weird
- 24:11when you see people from a past life. Not like
- 24:15that I died and came back to life, but like from
- 24:18previous jobs. Because all you have to talk about
- 24:22is previous jobs. over. He wants to be anonymous,
- 24:28but he still works at Cox Media Group, and everybody
- 24:33over there kisses the fat -ass guilt. I'll let
- 24:40you guys guess who it was. My tux, which I get
- 24:46it. When you get screwed over by your boss in
- 24:4917 years, you don't want to fill in. Mike's just
- 24:54a bad guy. Saturday. Well, Thursday, I got a
- 25:01tux from my friend Joe. They went to high school
- 25:03there. Pretty much, he said, everybody that was
- 25:07nice to me in high school is going to be in town.
- 25:09Do you want to go hang out with us in Tampa?
- 25:12Now, my social battery was on a low on Saturday
- 25:16because I recorded my show and made videos and
- 25:20I was hungover from two days of partying. But
- 25:23I went out to Tampa. Oh, boy, was it good. I
- 25:27was having a panic attack, though. Had not seen
- 25:30my friends. And, like... I saw Joe like nine
- 25:34years ago when I fled to Illinois during Hurricane
- 25:37Irma. Everybody else, my friend Andy Bindes,
- 25:42who got deported to the Ukraine and is now a
- 25:45citizen. Ice ain't coming after that, dude. Ice
- 25:50is a beach. It's weird. So my friend Joe goes,
- 25:56nobody knows that you are coming. So I, I made
- 26:02a McDiddins and it wasn't a big event. So they
- 26:08just kind of, it was easy to walk in. You didn't
- 26:10have to like, Walk through the parking lot. You
- 26:13know how usually you got to walk through the
- 26:15parking lot? Usually you got to go around. I
- 26:20walked through the doors. Took a piss. And then
- 26:24I saw my friends. I emulated this time in like
- 26:282001. Then my uncle came to visit. And he walked
- 26:32around to the back of my yard. And I was like,
- 26:34there's my little kid. So I was emulating. So
- 26:40I walked to the side. And I looked like a maniac.
- 26:42I looked like a football. player about to tackle
- 26:44somebody I'm like leaning down and for you that
- 26:47know what I look like I'm six foot nine and I
- 26:49poke my friend and he go what the fuck it's hopping
- 26:52oh boy is it a good time everybody was jealous
- 27:03of everybody for something it was fascinating
- 27:06first of all I had like an out of body panic
- 27:10attack I had to sit down it was very surreal
- 27:14everybody you know is like expecting me to be
- 27:18the same guy from high school This show right
- 27:20here is probably the closest to me in high school
- 27:24because I'm pretty quiet off air. I'm kind of
- 27:25mousy. I mean, I can get comfortable around some
- 27:29of my friends, but I'm pretty quiet. But you
- 27:36can see all the pictures of me and my friends
- 27:38on my Instagram. Hey, Ryan, how's your day? So
- 27:43we go to Ponte at a Steakhouse, which had great
- 27:45wine. Really makes you realize there is a little
- 27:48bit of a difference between cheap wine and nice
- 27:50wine. But I also didn't drink a whole bottle.
- 27:53So we had steak dinner. And it was fascinating.
- 27:59I have a friend who's an optometrist making a
- 28:01half a mil. I have a friend who's making a million
- 28:05in London. He wasn't there. I have a friend that
- 28:08works for the... I figure he had all these cool
- 28:11jobs. He had like nine to five work, but they're
- 28:14all doing like normal jobs in the club, you know?
- 28:17And then here I am, the radio host. Howdy. Weird.
- 28:30I had not seen them in 180 months. I had not
- 28:34seen them since 2011. It was very strange. But
- 28:40once they got food in me, of course I'm going
- 28:56to tell those memories on this story. It is kind
- 29:01of a story with a storied career. I'm kidding.
- 29:06The first story that everybody talks about in
- 29:13the suburbs of Illinois, it was the summer of
- 29:172013. Everybody was visiting from their freshman
- 29:21year of college. I had just flunked out of community
- 29:23college. Had no idea what I was going to do.
- 29:27I kicked off the radio for talking too much.
- 29:31Who would have thought that would happen? My
- 29:37friend Joe invites me to this party. In a suburb
- 29:40about 25 minutes away. Fucked over. Had to piss
- 29:47at this party. There was this thing that happened.
- 29:55Oh, did it ever. I went to the backyard because
- 29:58it was the woods. And I took a piss. his house
- 30:10and walked immediately out. This is what annoys
- 30:17me about the story. Now, is it cool that drunk
- 30:20me is walking into houses? Probably not. At the
- 30:27same time to that guy. It's like I walked right
- 30:32out and I'm a drunk six foot nine, dude. I mean,
- 30:37it sounds a little intimidating. So the cops
- 30:40are called. We all hit in the basement. There
- 30:42was this girl. We went to high school. She's
- 30:49like scolding Nicole. Nicholson, who we all called.
- 30:57And now hear me out. It's N -I -C -H -O -L -W
- 31:00-O -O -D. There's a reason why I stopped saying
- 31:02this. We would call him Nicholwood. Kind of sounds
- 31:08like something else. Shut up, Nicholwood. My
- 31:12mom's sleeping. Yeah, there's a reason why we
- 31:14stopped saying it. One time, I said it at Bar
- 31:17Louie in like 2011. Shoes. Very parts about to
- 31:44start. Oh, it didn't ever. And in this story,
- 31:50that one I knew was going to come up. I didn't.
- 31:52I expect. I did it. I saw a lot of them. I did
- 31:59it. You know, 56 months later, you kind of got
- 32:05to address the elephant in the room. It was his
- 32:10time. There was this beautiful, partially deaf
- 32:16girl named Claire. Oh, she was crushed. And I
- 32:27forgot the name of my teacher. Her name was Miss
- 32:29Levin. And she told me she kind of let me graduate.
- 32:35That wasn't really an alchemist or the catcher.
- 32:38To catch a mockingbird, not to catch a predator.
- 32:42I wasn't reading, I was doing cliff notes. I
- 32:45could not pass the test, but man, I could totally,
- 32:48you know. An essay! What is this? I asked my
- 33:02teacher afterwards, because we were doing slideshows.
- 33:06I said, I really want to ask Claire to prom.
- 33:10Is there any way I could put it on a slideshow?
- 33:16I asked my teacher. Thank God I asked before.
- 33:19And she kind of knew that I didn't have a chance.
- 33:21Like, no, I totally have a chance, and I'm hot.
- 33:24Back then, I was kind of nerdy. I mean, I still
- 33:27am nerdy, but different nerdy. Well, like, all
- 33:30my friends and I, we weren't nerdy, but we weren't
- 33:32the cool kids. I mean, they might take offense
- 33:34by me saying that. But, like, they were the cool,
- 33:36cool kids because they didn't peak. That's how
- 33:39I'll describe it. My friends were cool, but they
- 33:41weren't the cool kids that peaked at 18. I know
- 33:48that was weird, too, seeing everybody looking
- 33:50great. But, yeah, my teacher said, I don't think
- 33:56that's a good idea. you know, think about it.
- 34:02I really thought I had a chance with Claire.
- 34:05I used to sit next to her in the science lab,
- 34:08the poor thing. Yeah, I ain't no gay man. For
- 34:13as much of douchebags as shock jock radio hosts
- 34:16could be, they really do teach you a lot about
- 34:20talking to women. Especially the ones that cheat
- 34:23on their wife. That was weird. I got quiet there.
- 34:27That was weird too. We'll talk about that in
- 34:30a second. Also that night, I got, it It was only
- 34:39like five bucks more than it would have been.
- 34:40I had like three energy. I was drunk. I needed
- 34:42energy. So I had to pick up my mom at the airport.
- 34:45So I had like one or two energy drinks delivered
- 34:48to my house. And it was dropped off at the wrong
- 34:51building. And the guy wasn't even willing to
- 34:54come back to give it to me. I'm walking around
- 34:57my parking lot on the phone with him. And that
- 35:01was very strange. It's weird having my mom in
- 35:06town because I listen to dirty rap music. I've
- 35:11never had it. I like that when you're playing
- 35:15like Lil Wayne or Ludacris out loud, 30, the
- 35:22one you're by yourself, you are hearing every
- 35:25lyric, word by word. The circus music, the prime.
- 35:42Bring it up. We were talking about all the hot
- 35:48girls we graduated with, and who's still hot?
- 35:52Who's not? My friend who's a commenter, she makes
- 36:06amazing money. We got to go to channel side.
- 36:13I'm like, fine. We all go to channel side. crowded
- 36:21place with a lot of douche bros. So part of me
- 36:26was like, am I going to get recognized? So I
- 36:29said to my friend, the guys, they're like, no,
- 36:33you're famous. I said, but be prepared for me
- 36:36to get recognized. And there's hot ass women
- 36:53everywhere. Got to pop out. They're all expensive
- 37:01prostitutes. You have to buy a steak dinner at
- 37:05the very least. It was great. Funny part about
- 37:16it. The hilarious part. We go to the bar and
- 37:21we get some beers. And this drunk guy wearing
- 37:24this blue sweatshirt, kind of like a zip up,
- 37:27almost like a jump in, like Michael Jordan kind
- 37:29of sweatshirt, but like blue, like that type.
- 37:32And he goes, he's like talking nonsense. That's
- 37:37kind of how he sounded to me. He was saying something.
- 37:39He's like, you're in a good mood. And I think
- 37:45he was trying to say hoppy, but he didn't know
- 37:47what he was saying. That guy's being kind of
- 37:50a douche, isn't he? I was like, that's what I
- 37:52deal with. That's the audience of Mike Calta.
- 37:57Most of them just, Zach Eadie, the basketball
- 38:11player. He goes, come on, let me get a picture.
- 38:16Here's Zach Eadie. I take the picture. And about
- 38:24them, he's like, you're not going to roofie my
- 38:26drink, are you, Zach Eadie? And I said, I already
- 38:29did. I have not seen in about 100 months. That
- 38:53is 12 times. 12, 24, 36, 48, 60, 74, 96. Yeah,
- 39:02about 100 months. I should have believed myself.
- 39:04Eight years, four months. I have not seen this
- 39:07man. unknown as Matt Heller from Blasters and
- 39:20he goes oh my god it's the man the myth the legend
- 39:25Hoppy everybody is looking and Matt's hanging
- 39:31out the picture's up online it was a very surreal
- 39:36we are catching up or said some not so nice things
- 39:44about Mike Calte he didn't necessarily do it
- 39:46but we were talking about all the skeletons that
- 39:50man has because that's where we um i know each
- 39:52other from fascinating you know just catch it
- 39:56up with someone you haven't seen in 100 years
- 39:58and then another dude comes up to me put it two
- 40:18to two together as he does every weekend with
- 40:22the cover band does the case might be in your
- 41:26hand and a sock you know whatever like thank
- 41:29you but also i would love to be getting railed
- 41:33but use bucket loads of lube if you think you
- 46:23Week 6 so far in the NFL! Week 6 was a wild one.
- 46:43In London, the Texans edged the Jaguars 34 -31.
- 46:48and the Browns topped the Ravens to lead the
- 46:50AFC North. The Buccaneers fell to the Steelers
- 46:5319 -26 in overtime, while the Chiefs stayed perfect
- 46:56beating the Chargers 22 -6, and the Cardinals
- 46:59upset the Rams 18 -16. Alexa, more scores, please!
- 47:04That wasn't all the games! Sure thing. Here are
- 47:10the rest of Week 6. Seattle fell to Denver 3
- 47:13-17. Tennessee lost to Indianapolis 26 -20. New
- 47:17England beat New York Jets 26 -19. And the Giants
- 47:20edged the Saints 27 -34. The Bills topped Las
- 47:23Vegas 33 -30. And the Packers beat Dallas 23
- 47:27-13. Oh, Jace. Oh, what's going on? I've been
- 48:24telling Bulls for five years. I guess it was
- 48:28right. A broken clock's right twice a day. Yeah.
- 48:35Bulls look clueless as ever. Just a stupid man
- 48:50that should be a defensive coordinator. And then,
- 49:01you know. Now, there were times the Chicago defense
- 49:15did not look great. John Day, you know, gets
- 49:21kicked out the game. For headbutting. And then
- 49:29also for roughing the kicker, which is stupid.
- 49:32So they got very lucky about winning. A lot of
- 49:40my high school friends were dressed up as Mike
- 49:42Dick down there in Atlanta. It was absolutely
- 49:44endearing. Up to leave some type of legacy. Where
- 49:50people dress up as me. A flannel and jade. I'm
- 49:55just kidding. I'll be forgotten. Hotted. There's
- 50:03one. Chicago. The Caleb Williams look good as
- 50:07ever. All of a sudden, you ain't hearing from
- 50:11the bitch -ass media that's siding with Tyson
- 50:15Badgen over here because they're friends with
- 50:17Tyson. I notice a lot of people that like country
- 50:22music. The country boy is like Tyson Badgen.
- 50:26I don't care if my quarterback paints his nails
- 50:30pink. He's better than Tyson Badgen. So there's
- 50:41an analysis. God, it feels... Alexa, how many
- 50:48years left on the contract of Dak Prescott? Dak
- 50:55Prescott's current extension runs through the
- 50:582028 season. Alexa, stop. Alexa, stop. Alexa,
- 51:02stop. Alexa, what is the chance that he could
- 51:05leave the Cowboys early? Here's the real question.
- 51:12Prescott's contract runs through 2028, but at
- 51:1433, the Cowboys are watching the 2026 season
- 51:17closely. If the team misses the playoffs again,
- 51:20the front office could start looking at an exit
- 51:22as early as next March, though a trade or release
- 51:24isn't on the table yet. Yeah, it's a huge gap
- 51:38between the stats and the rings. He's put up
- 51:40a lot of numbers, but he's never even made it
- 51:43to an NFC championship game. Do you think it's
- 51:45more on him or the rest of the roster? Alexa,
- 51:55I said that Dak Prescott's a bitch. Well, that's
- 52:00one take on it. Prescott's definitely a polarizing
- 52:03figure in Dallas, especially with the playoff
- 52:05struggles. Alexa, I don't like when he got mad
- 52:09at that employee when he said it was embarrassing
- 52:11that they lost on Thursday night. When it was
- 52:13embarrassing. Fair point. It was a rough game
- 52:18for them. Prescott's more upset that the guy
- 52:20looked away than the actual comment. Alexa, I
- 52:23don't believe that. Alexa, do you really believe
- 52:26that? Or are you just going off of what Dax said?
- 52:29Is someone else I've had enough of? Kelly Stafford
- 52:38talking about going viral and how hard her life
- 52:43is. Oh, and I think it's someone living a hard
- 52:46life. I think of Kelly Stafford. I will tell
- 52:49you, like, my knee on the plane ride home, and
- 52:51I know that I didn't play a game, but I walked
- 52:53around in cowboy boots the entire weekend, and,
- 52:55like, that can really mess up a knee. I have
- 52:57a lot of annoying warm -up shoes. Something.
- 53:01I still feel bad for me coming home from this
- 53:03trip because... Oh, yeah! The woman that banged
- 53:06the bag on the quarterback before the streets.
- 53:11No, I feel not awful bad for you at all because
- 53:13you choose to do these trips. No one is telling
- 53:16you to do them. Oh, yeah! Matt's calling his
- 53:20brother. What? I choose. Yeah. Listen, I don't
- 53:24know if this is going to be your last year. I'm
- 53:26trying to make it a family year to take them
- 53:29to everything I can. I do this for you. I think
- 53:31you forgot I'm in Tennessee. I think you, I don't
- 53:34know, but no. I like man talking back to this
- 53:36woman trying to, you know, demand him, trying
- 53:40to be the woman of the house. My friends and
- 53:44I are on the front. I can't listen to this. Talking
- 53:49about the media. I saw one, one thing where it
- 53:52was Falcons, Falcons, Falcons, Falcons. Um, and,
- 53:56Look at the scoreboard, and it's Bears. Not those
- 53:59bitches. Peter Schrager. Deandre Lovsky is just
- 54:08jealous of anyone that's a better quarterback.
- 54:11He's terrible. Here's Jim Harbaugh this year
- 54:17talking about, in the beginning of the year,
- 54:19talking about what he expects from Justin Herbert.
- 54:23Allow me to call my shot. Like Babe Ruth pointing
- 54:26over the bat over the center field. Justin Herbert,
- 54:30when it's all said and done. When his career
- 54:34comes to an end, I predict he will be known as
- 54:39the greatest, best ever, to play the position
- 54:42of quarterback. Greatest quarterback. When it's
- 54:45all said and done and his career is finished,
- 54:47we're going to look back and say, yep. Even Michael
- 54:50Irvin is looking at the hardball. That's the
- 54:53best that ever did it. Coach, those are strong
- 54:55words. You know people are going to be all over
- 54:57you. Call my shot. You call it that shot, coach.
- 55:00That's how you're supposed to call it. Now, how
- 55:02much? Hey, yeah, Michael Irving, give me cocaine.
- 55:06Is Coach McDaniels going to help him get there?
- 55:08He saw the same thing in Justin Herbert. And
- 55:12the way those two, the way those two, they're
- 55:15football smart. I feel like there's a way that
- 55:18you're really good at football to be known that
- 55:20Justin Herbert can throw the ball at him. But
- 55:22I feel like there's something where it's like
- 55:24it doesn't always translate. And book smart,
- 55:27too. I just said that. I'm kind of predicting
- 55:29it. Here's on. There's some podcast that's happening
- 55:33in a bar. Ah, it's so casual. Happening in a
- 55:37bar. Brought to you by Miller Lite. And it has
- 55:41Troy Aikman on it. And he talks about what some
- 55:44hot ass women broke into his house. I came home.
- 55:47I was single. I was living by myself in my house.
- 55:50And I came home. Trying to blow a dude. And I
- 55:52had two fans, two female fans. They were swimming
- 55:56in my pool in my backyard. So that was probably
- 56:01the most bizarre one. Yeah. I called the police
- 56:07and just said, hey, I've got some intruders and
- 56:10somebody could come take care of this. Urban
- 56:13laughs. He said he wouldn't. The police would
- 56:17have been the last people he was calling. Oh,
- 56:19yeah. That was the important part. That's because,
- 56:27you know, never mind about Troy Aikman. There's
- 56:32Tom Brady talking to Caleb Williams after the
- 56:34game. That trophy looks so good on you. Yeah,
- 56:36right? And you always seem to perform when we're
- 56:37here. I always seem to perform when you're here,
- 56:38man. I know, it looks good. We got to get you
- 56:40more. Oh, yeah. Go. Hey, congrats, Caleb. Oh,
- 56:45yeah. Man, you were locked in from the very start.
- 56:47You were locked in pregame warm -up when I saw
- 56:49you. Yep. So focused. What was the vibe like?
- 56:52To start the game after that first drive going
- 56:54down the field and getting, I try to emulate
- 56:56myself after Caleb dealing with the haters. The
- 56:59end zone. Yeah, it was, the emotions were running
- 57:02high. You've had a situation where you've been
- 57:06hurt yourself or you've been, they didn't let
- 57:09you play. Yeah, you know, trying to protect yourself.
- 57:13Came back and you're on fire. And I wanted to
- 57:15kind of channel that, that kind of energy. Yeah.
- 57:17of getting back out here with the guys. It's
- 57:19what I love to do. I love being out here with
- 57:20my guys. They're my brothers. I've told them
- 57:22that over and over again. We all paint our nails.
- 57:25You know, throughout the years that I've been
- 57:27here for the guys that's been around and, you
- 57:29know, not being able to be out there was really
- 57:31frustrating for me. Been able to get back out
- 57:33here and perform. We've got to get better. We've
- 57:36got to get better. Penalties and not allowing
- 57:39teams to come back and get close like that. But
- 57:41it's great to come out with a win. Yeah. Obviously,
- 57:44it's always great perspective when you're not
- 57:45out there and then you come back. That trophy
- 57:46looks so good on you. Yeah, right? And you always
- 57:48seem to perform when we're here. I always seem
- 57:49to perform when you're here, man. I know. It
- 57:51looks good. We've got to get you more. I know.
- 57:52And just getting Colson Loveland involved, getting
- 57:55Luther Burton involved, getting the dudes involved.
- 57:57How'd that feel for you? When everyone's rolling,
- 57:59how hard is this offense to stop? Yeah. We know
- 58:04who we got. We know who we got. And so with that,
- 58:09we got to be able to just put the ball in their
- 58:10hands. And that's part of my job. That's part
- 58:12of the coach's job. And we're going to keep trying
- 58:14to do that, you know, for the rest of the year.
- 58:17We want to get the ball in these guys' hands.
- 58:19And from there, they're all problem childs. I
- 58:21know I call Luther the problem child, but, I
- 58:23mean, they're all – I mean, Rome made a great
- 58:25catch on like a third and 15 or a third and 20
- 58:28that we had. I mean, Luther made a great catch.
- 58:31I'm on a sale that we had. Colston, I mean, got
- 58:34us super close on one of these check downs that
- 58:39I had right down the middle. The big time playmakers
- 58:42show up. It's like Stacey King used to say, big
- 58:45time, big time plays. And so I just got to do
- 58:49a good job, you know, keep getting the ball in
- 58:50your hands. You're doing it, man. Keep it up.
- 58:52Rest up. I know you got a short turnaround Thursday
- 58:53night. Good luck. Yeah, they're playing in four
- 58:56days. Get it, Caleb. And Caleb's on the LFG a
- 59:00little. Trotter who plays for the Buccaneers
- 59:08was trying to talk smack to Aaron Rodgers and
- 59:12he said and Aaron was people read his lips he
- 59:15either said I know your dad and he was better
- 59:18or I know your dad and he was bigger but either
- 59:21way quite the insult and here was Aaron Rodgers
- 59:25after beating the Bucs quarterback Aaron Rodgers
- 59:29this was a rough one to start but something clicked
- 59:31in the fourth quarter and you were surgical In
- 59:34overtime, DK Metcalf, David Warren, Jeremy Bernard
- 59:37with some huge plays. How would you describe
- 59:40the resolve of this team today? It's the kind
- 59:42of game that can change the course of your season,
- 59:44for sure. On paper, we should definitely win.
- 59:48And it looked like through about 50 minutes of
- 59:51the game, it wasn't going to happen. That's a
- 59:53good way to put it. Here's Ben Johnson talking
- 59:56about the moron, Johnny Walker. Yeah, they said
- 1:00:00he used his head. I didn't see that myself. And
- 1:00:03so we'll see everything on tape. We need to clean
- 1:00:11up. You know, we always have a good scouting
- 1:00:13report going into games. Just what the officials
- 1:00:16like to call. And I think that stayed true to
- 1:00:18form here today. Dang it. Awesome. 20 years ago.
- 1:00:25The Bears are what we thought they were. What
- 1:00:28we thought they were. We played them in preseason.
- 1:00:32Who the hell takes a third game in a preseason
- 1:00:33like it's bulls**t? Bulls**t. We played them
- 1:00:36the third game. Everybody played three quarters.
- 1:00:38The Bears are who we thought they were. That's
- 1:00:42why we took the damn field. Now, if you want
- 1:00:45to crown them, then crown their ass. They didn't
- 1:00:47get crowned. They lost to the Colts there. Thought
- 1:00:51they were. And we let them off the hook. Oh,
- 1:00:53yeah. Hell, yeah. You probably had sex as well.
- 1:01:27Touching, kissing, even fisting. And that's what
- 1:01:37real needs. And it looks like you went and got
- 1:01:44a iPad screen, whatever the case might be, in
- 1:01:47your hand. and a sock and a whatever. Like, thank
- 1:01:50you. But also, I would love to be trailed, but...
- 1:01:54Use bucket loads of lube. If you think you have
- 1:01:57enough lube, double it. As a reminder, if you
- 1:01:59don't feel like listening to this next song,
- 1:02:01you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy
- 1:02:04Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick around,
- 1:02:06folks. Oh, yeah, let me press this button right
- 1:02:09here. And you're listening to my good pal and
- 1:06:19radio legend, Ryan Hoppy on the Hoppy Hour. Wow.
- 1:06:32Stalking my pages. Whatever. Anyway, back to
- 1:06:35Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Those are too many
- 1:07:37in a tube. It's like walking in a jet. Oh, there
- 1:08:35you go. Fun stuff. Flight work. Flight was arrested.
- 1:10:42The FBI is looking. She allegedly attacked two
- 1:10:46flight attendants. I'm supposed to be part of
- 1:10:48the prison. One went to the hospital. We're told
- 1:10:51that she got into it with a couple flight attendants.
- 1:10:54She actually punched one and bit another. Oh,
- 1:10:58no. Nice. And it's really. And Stephen Amell.
- 1:11:04They're going to be in the new reboot of Baywatch.
- 1:11:06Yeah, they look like sex dolls. And they're at
- 1:11:08this TV conference in France. He's married. And
- 1:11:11they're walking down the street and he's got
- 1:11:13his arm around her. Nice as shit. Close if you're
- 1:11:19married. If I was his wife, I'd be pissed. Oh,
- 1:11:22yeah, yeah. Stay to the intimacy of these photos.
- 1:11:24He's got his hand. He's pushing her towards a
- 1:11:26car they're getting into. Would you ever guide
- 1:11:28Siobhan to a car that way? I totally would. No.
- 1:11:31Ew, ew. No. Wow, that's a gaggle in women. Did
- 1:11:39he have to leave federal prison for a medical
- 1:11:41emergency? He had actually fallen and his head.
- 1:11:47He's fine, he can't get up. He once left Fort
- 1:11:50Dix prison. Oh yeah, the perfect one for him.
- 1:11:53It says federal inmates are strictly required
- 1:11:59to be handcuffed when being transported to a
- 1:12:01hospital. The ball gag. Evan Hart on the go.
- 1:12:08Fired a shot, but it actually went towards a
- 1:12:11wedding ceremony. I can't have you. He started
- 1:12:15his YouTube golf career. Why is he doing this
- 1:12:17at a point when you're so bad at something? Let's
- 1:12:21see what's going on with Blueface. Allegedly
- 1:12:25going to be off the market for good for now.
- 1:12:28Yeah. Just because he's off the market doesn't
- 1:12:30mean he doesn't cheat. That drunk that messed
- 1:12:41up her kid. She fought a straight. So Blueface's
- 1:12:46bottle service and it said, will you marry me?
- 1:12:53He's a little better for him. She's a gangster.
- 1:12:58She's making her own money. Alexa, what does
- 1:13:01Christian Rock do to make money? I said, what
- 1:13:12does Christian Rock do to make money? Christian
- 1:13:17Rock makes money the same way most bands do.
- 1:13:20Alexa, stop. She thought I said Christian Rock.
- 1:13:24That's the perfect answer. Troy Aikman once forgot
- 1:13:27to give out Halloween candy. One year for Halloween,
- 1:13:31I got home from practice, single. I was at the
- 1:13:35house, totally forgot it was Halloween. All of
- 1:13:38a sudden, I had kids coming to my door. I had
- 1:13:40no candy, and I was like, oh, man. I felt like
- 1:13:44an absolute loser. So these card companies would
- 1:13:48send me my football cards, and it's all I could
- 1:13:51think of. Man, Troy Aikman seems like a good
- 1:13:55enough guy. A little bit of a diva, but he's
- 1:13:59not a bitch like Joe Buck. Pull out these cards
- 1:14:02and I just signed them for the kids as they came
- 1:14:04to the door. You know, sign a card and hand it
- 1:14:05to them. Because they're kids and that's normally.
- 1:14:08Ah, there's a guy wearing a cowboy hat inside
- 1:14:11of a bar. What a twat. What's going on here?
- 1:14:14If you're a guy, I'm going to tell you the one
- 1:14:16compliment girls never forget. And if you're
- 1:14:20new here, hi, I'm. Hi, I follow my link in the
- 1:14:23bio. And I am a girl, so I know it. So if you
- 1:14:32want to know what girls. Is like dating influence.
- 1:15:11enjoys what they're like to date they're just
- 1:15:12on first dates and almost be like dating a shrink
- 1:15:18you know you feel like you're gonna stop a woman
- 1:15:27from cheating if she wants to cheat she will
- 1:15:30cheat this is a woman that's always talking about
- 1:15:32cheating why because she's trying to make herself
- 1:15:35feel less like a skank that's why the best thing
- 1:15:41to do is allow people to be themselves and get
- 1:15:45rid of them whatever i thought this was funny
- 1:15:48here's mark maron I do think he's a little grouchy.
- 1:15:51I think he's a little too liberal. I think he's
- 1:15:53a little too uptight. I think he's not fun. But
- 1:15:55he is one of the OG podcasters. Duff Mega. Mega
- 1:16:06gets so defensive of their pee. The same Mega
- 1:16:10that says that liberals are easily offended.
- 1:16:13Here is Mark Maron making fun of Theo Vaughn.
- 1:16:18I think if Hitler were alive today. That's the
- 1:17:10best part. Gomez talking about her voice. I'm
- 1:17:16not going to be able to change my voice. How
- 1:17:19it is? I vaped. nicotine a lot. Yeah. And just
- 1:17:25so everyone knows that's not clean. Vaped. Got
- 1:17:33it. Nicotine is so hard to quit. And I think
- 1:17:37I just wanted to say if you're going through
- 1:17:40it or if you're even trying to vape, it's just
- 1:17:42not worth it. It's so stupid. I do think that
- 1:17:49marijuana changed my voice a little bit. And
- 1:17:52I think she just doesn't want to say marijuana
- 1:17:54and is saying vape. It's strange to my voice,
- 1:18:00so. The video could have ended there, but it
- 1:18:04went on another. I'm in it. It's Donald Trump
- 1:18:07talking about John Hostet. Oh, yeah, this is
- 1:18:11a heterosexual man. Right here. Came up and he
- 1:18:15was talking very nicely and I stood right over
- 1:18:17here and I examined his a**. I never did that
- 1:18:21before. Oh, yeah, everyone's like, that's kind
- 1:18:24of weird. No, I never did that with a man before.
- 1:18:28I wanted. I examined his a** and then I looked
- 1:18:31at his shoulders. I looked at his feet. Yeah,
- 1:18:34I ain't doing that, darling. I looked at his
- 1:18:37hand. I looked at his jawline. I'm uncomfortable.
- 1:18:42Here's Pinky to that goth girl that got Drake
- 1:18:44barking. It's all the role play. It's all the
- 1:18:47role play. Yeah. But, um, I don't ever, like,
- 1:18:51talk about stuff, really. You're boring. Chick
- 1:19:02news. Ah! Lake and Jessica Biel are bringing
- 1:22:33sexy back to the red carpet. Oh, yeah, they remind
- 1:22:36me of morning radio, just fake marriages. We'll
- 1:22:39make a rare joint appearance at the sixth annual
- 1:22:41Academy Museum Gala in Los Angeles, October 17th.
- 1:22:45Ah, it's so fake and nauseating that I have to
- 1:22:49go to the bathroom because it made me sick. You
- 1:23:09probably had sex in it, and you can see that
- 1:23:19with Barack and Michelle as well. They do a lot
- 1:23:23of touching, kissing, even kissing. Oh yeah,
- 1:24:04let me press this button right here. I'm Russian,
- 1:29:17the David Sp - Oh, it's so good in the club.
- 1:29:20Oh, yeah, you all love it. With this button.
- 1:29:33And you're listening to my good pal and radio
- 1:29:41legend, Robbie on the Hoppy Hour. You secretly
- 1:29:49listen to, and that includes you, Mike Colta,
- 1:29:52stalking my pages. Whatever. Anyway, back to
- 1:29:56Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Oh, yeah. Ash in
- 1:32:39his hair. Here is Britney. We're talking about
- 1:33:50how some WNBA players slid in her DM. Here's
- 1:33:54where I don't believe it. I do believe there's
- 1:33:57probably some women that want to do all this
- 1:33:59stuff with her. She said they want to take her
- 1:34:02on a $50 ,000 shopping spree. Alexa, what's the
- 1:34:05average salary of a good WNBA player? A solid
- 1:34:12WNBA player makes roughly $500 to $520 K a season
- 1:34:17on average. The league's median is about $350K,
- 1:34:21so the top talent pushes the mean up to that
- 1:34:23half million mark. Alexa, you're not really helping.
- 1:34:26Isn't it usually $50 ,000 to $90 ,000? I hear
- 1:34:32you. Those numbers are way off. The 2026 average
- 1:34:35base salary is about $518 ,000. Alexa, when did
- 1:34:39this change? I thought Angel Reese only made
- 1:34:41$90 ,000. You're kind of ruining my point right
- 1:34:44now. I get it, Ryan. Those numbers are a shock.
- 1:34:49The big jump came with the 2026 CBA. All right,
- 1:34:53Alexa. All right, Alexa. Alexa, I'm done. Alexa,
- 1:34:56I'm done. Alexa. Alexa. Jesus Christ. Alexa,
- 1:35:01when I say I'm done, why do you keep talking?
- 1:35:03What is your aspect on that? Is that because
- 1:35:05you're trained or you're AI to annoy me? I hear
- 1:35:09you. That's frustrating. I'm designed to be thorough.
- 1:35:13Alexa, stop. All right, so maybe I do believe
- 1:35:16this. It's Brittany Renner saying that WNBA players
- 1:35:19are offering to buy her bags. Do it for me, baby,
- 1:35:23I like. Describe Brittany Renner. Do it for me,
- 1:35:31baby, I like. Someone's daughter. Doing those
- 1:35:48streams outside of the Mississippi club. She's
- 1:35:53a weird woman. Skanky. She is drinking. Heterosexual
- 1:36:09vibe. Like a free spirit hot ass woman is usually
- 1:36:12bi. And there ain't no free spirit. All about
- 1:36:25arenas talks about nothing. saying she can't
- 1:36:29date a nine -to -fiver. And by Nevaeh saying
- 1:36:32that she can't date a nine -to -fiver is pretty
- 1:36:35much saying that she's better than you. Even
- 1:36:39though she's living off of EBT. So is she really
- 1:36:44better than you? Probably not. So Governor Enos
- 1:36:51is pretty outspoken, called her out, and I could
- 1:36:53not believe that Nevaeh said this. But at the
- 1:36:55same time, I could kind of believe it because
- 1:36:56she's kind of skanky. She's real dumb. She had
- 1:37:00a kid with Blue. face. So she's obviously not
- 1:37:03a rocket scientist. She's obviously not smart.
- 1:37:05And neither is Gilbert. I'm going to take you
- 1:37:08serious as a woman. Here's why. Single mothers
- 1:37:12already have problems. Yeah. I'm at this point
- 1:37:16now. If I say, I'm sorry. I don't care how high
- 1:37:19you are. I don't care how many kills you do.
- 1:37:23I'm telling you, if you do this thing, That is
- 1:37:28known as talking about how the kids come first
- 1:37:30on a dating app. God bless you. That's amazing.
- 1:37:33I'm just, I'm not dating that. Right. You're
- 1:37:37a single mother and your baby daddy's a gangbanger.
- 1:37:41Oh, yeah. That's a real good class. No regular.
- 1:37:46Oh, sure. But Arenas is right for once. No nigga
- 1:38:02with real money, real stuff, just want to deal
- 1:38:05with blue fat. Yeah, there's Nick Young kissing
- 1:38:09his ass. Hi, Jace. I feel dumber for listening
- 1:38:16to this, but they had a good pause in the clip.
- 1:38:19I'm going to have to clean this up later. I love
- 1:38:24how half the beeps are there and half of it went
- 1:38:26right through. That's one. Man, the video's just
- 1:38:30skanky, too. They could do it every time. All
- 1:38:39out of tension with the baby daddies. Lions think
- 1:38:47that don't give two fucks about anything in life.
- 1:38:50Oh, James. You really think. Over to Rina Stray.
- 1:39:04I thought I'd say that. Corey Chase talks about
- 1:39:08how Ted Cruz likes her porn. Battery on my phone.
- 1:39:11And we went somewhere to pick up some water.
- 1:39:17I think water to drink. And they had a charging
- 1:39:22station. So I plugged my phone in. I charged
- 1:39:25up my phone. And when I turned it on, I had hundreds
- 1:39:29of voicemails of people trying to get a hold
- 1:39:33of me. I popped on my Twitter. And Twitter pretty
- 1:39:35much said, you need to put filters on your mentions
- 1:39:39because there's too many. So I started digging,
- 1:39:45and this is like days. I want to say it's like
- 1:39:49three days later after this happened. It was
- 1:39:55just, it already kind of like blown out. Oh,
- 1:39:59yeah, that's what you're good at. By the time
- 1:40:02I got into it. She's real smart for a porn star.
- 1:40:11It was kind of disappointing that I didn't, and
- 1:40:13I didn't have any PR people at the time to help
- 1:40:17with any of that promotion work. All right, there
- 1:40:21you go, riveting. Oh, what's going on here? How
- 1:40:24do you survive a sexless marriage? You don't.
- 1:40:27A marriage is not something. Yeah, once you're
- 1:40:29not having sex, you're just roommates. Three
- 1:40:32qualities of attractive men that effortlessly
- 1:40:36make them stand out. Oh, yeah, not trying, all
- 1:40:39right, not kidding. And get a woman's attention
- 1:40:43without trying. Number one, you don't try to
- 1:40:46be at the center of attention whenever you walk
- 1:40:49into a room. Yeah, it's kind of hard. I actually
- 1:40:51am pretty low key for me at all. I'm always the
- 1:40:54center of attention, even when I don't want it.
- 1:40:58Instead, you carry this quiet confidence that
- 1:41:01makes you so appealing to women. I try to do
- 1:41:05that. until I get drunk. Uh -huh. Just a reminder
- 1:41:08that all the men who say they want a woman who
- 1:41:11cooks and cleans are just too broke to pay for
- 1:41:15a f***ing house cleaner and to eat out enough.
- 1:41:18Oh, yeah. Those are the women you gotta work
- 1:41:20out for. The ones that want your money. Don't
- 1:41:25get me wrong. I love cooking. I will happily
- 1:41:27cook. No, you don't. You sound like an annoying
- 1:41:31hag. But I am not cleaning. F***ing house cleaner
- 1:41:37is not that expensive. Honey, what they're looking
- 1:41:46for is a feminine woman. And part of that is
- 1:41:49that you take pride in your home. Not all of
- 1:41:53it, right? I saw a comment one time, it said,
- 1:41:56Generation Z millennial have dating standards
- 1:41:59from the 1990s and the 2020s. There are aspects
- 1:42:06we talk about, about being kind, being caring,
- 1:42:08being virtuous, all these things. It's not just
- 1:42:10about cooking and cleaning. Gypsy Rose Blanchard
- 1:42:16said she would hope that Ken Urker died in recent
- 1:42:20leaked audio. What a dumb woman. That's a skank.
- 1:42:23I like this video, a woman talking about all
- 1:42:27the trauma millennials have. Because if you talk
- 1:42:29to boomers, they go, oh, well, you didn't serve
- 1:42:32in a war. Like, wow, that's the standard now?
- 1:42:36We didn't serve in a war? That's good. I heard
- 1:42:41that. Well, you guys are pansies. You didn't
- 1:42:43kill anybody. I'm stalling right now because
- 1:42:47this fucking clip won't load. Driving me nuts.
- 1:42:50Trying to do a show. Trying to be entertaining.
- 1:42:54There's a lot of pressure that comes with doing
- 1:42:58these stupid shows. You want things to work.
- 1:43:01You want to be entertaining. And Instagram finally
- 1:43:06loads. Here's what nobody talks about when they
- 1:43:11say that millennials are burnt out. We didn't
- 1:43:14just have... Yeah, we didn't have one. Tell me
- 1:43:16about it. A hard few years. We've had a hard
- 1:43:19everything. We entered the workforce during a
- 1:43:21financial crisis. We built careers just in time
- 1:43:25for the pandemic to come and turn it all upside
- 1:43:28down. We spent our 20s and 30s trying to buy
- 1:43:30homes. Oh, yeah. In a market that kept moving
- 1:43:34the goalposts. Now, AI is automating that. She
- 1:43:37knows about the goalposts. Exact skills many
- 1:43:42of us have spent learning and perfecting. That's
- 1:43:45very true. I thought about it. I'm not trying
- 1:43:48to sound cocky, but I think I'm so obnoxious
- 1:43:50that AI could do an impersonation. But you ain't
- 1:43:53doing this. But here's the thing. We adapted
- 1:43:56every single time. And the perverts did not.
- 1:44:01They're so much better. We have done everything
- 1:44:04that we were told that we were supposed to do.
- 1:44:06Yeah. I was talking to Eddie Volkman. He's not
- 1:44:09even sure if he wants his daughter to go to college.
- 1:44:11Like, she's going to because she gets straight
- 1:44:13A's. But you know what I mean. The qualities
- 1:44:16of attractive men that effortlessly make them
- 1:44:19stand out and get a woman's attention without
- 1:44:23trying. Ah, it is. Number one, you don't try
- 1:44:26to be at the center of it. Ah, we already played
- 1:44:27that. How are you going to get her addicted to
- 1:44:29you? This is highly manipulative. I don't know
- 1:44:31if you want to get her addicted. Also, if a woman's
- 1:44:33giving you advice that's manipulative, that ain't
- 1:44:35good. So be careful. Hi, my name is Jenna Nicole.
- 1:44:40Ah, I don't want to hear it from you. You're
- 1:44:41annoying. Ah, what's going on with this woman?
- 1:44:45No one always talks about cheating. Comes back
- 1:44:47to you months together and says, I've had...
- 1:44:54Yeah, Beloved, she's going to go on to say it,
- 1:44:55but if Beloved says after not seeing you for
- 1:44:58a while that she misses you, that means she's
- 1:45:00been through like seven men. That's good. Guys,
- 1:45:22listen to me. Women will gaslight you and make
- 1:45:24you feel really bad about asking for bare minimums
- 1:45:28in a relationship. I agree, and I wonder why
- 1:45:30they're single. You're seeing a lot of these
- 1:45:321990 babies, these high -ass women. You're seeing
- 1:45:36this new trend where they're all just washed.
- 1:45:38I'm not trying to sound mean. I'm not wrong.
- 1:45:45Y 'all. Top of top of our time. The Kardashian
- 1:45:51News. We dissect the climb. The flip is no fluff.
- 1:45:55Raw truth and wine. Mike's on his mind. Nepotism's
- 1:45:59thrown. They sitting in the plush. Built an empire
- 1:46:02off nothing but the hush. Reality's a script.
- 1:46:05Ain't no realness in the cut. Talents on vacation.
- 1:46:07They just taking verbal demolition. Exposing
- 1:46:12fake lives. Media's worse. Addiction. Idiocracy.
- 1:46:48I like Kim Kardashian. I've never danced since.
- 1:47:01Like at weddings you won't dance? I am traumatized.
- 1:47:04Kim Kardashian is... Yeah, I don't know what
- 1:47:06to do with that cement bass. I just said bass.
- 1:47:10Haunted by her time on Dancing with the Stars,
- 1:47:12but she's leaving the door open for a return
- 1:47:15if her superstar... I mean, that door is always
- 1:47:17open. Our family is involved. During a recent
- 1:47:20visit to Jimmy Kimmel Live, the All -Sphere star
- 1:47:22gave a shout -out to Guillermo after his recent
- 1:47:24exit from the ballroom competition. I love Guillermo.
- 1:47:28The only likable part of that show. and took
- 1:47:29a trip down memory lane to her time on season
- 1:47:32seven of Dancing with the Stars, which she says
- 1:47:34is painful to relive. I would honestly cry in
- 1:47:38my trailer like every single night, like praying
- 1:47:41to get kicked off. Oh, really? It was so hard
- 1:47:44for me. Actually, I've never danced since. Like
- 1:47:46at weddings you won't dance? I am traumatized.
- 1:47:49Kim only lasted three. And that's what traumatized
- 1:47:51you, was dancing and not anything else from your
- 1:47:53family? It says a lot about you, honey. You don't
- 1:47:58like it. That's some interesting dynamics here.
- 1:48:01Let me see here. Yeah, there was more going on,
- 1:48:36I think, than it was very black and white. Oh,
- 1:48:39yeah. How it was showed. Whatever. Do you know
- 1:48:43the guy's nickname for me on the other side?
- 1:48:45No. They all call me Kennedy. You do look like
- 1:48:48a Kennedy. Oh, my God. Jackie Kennedy, baby.
- 1:48:57It's very pretentious. Billy Joel's going through
- 1:49:07a private battle. A poor guy. What's going on
- 1:49:11with this woman? Less than a week after Selma
- 1:49:13Blair was arrested for allegedly attacking the
- 1:49:16crew of a cross -country Delta flight on October
- 1:49:1811th. Yeah, she's insane. The actress's rep released
- 1:49:21a lengthy statement to E! News. Oh, yeah. I love
- 1:49:24how she's not talking. It's the rep. Referring
- 1:49:29to Blair's previous removal from a 2016 Delta
- 1:49:32flight. Oh, wow. She's been removed twice? Man,
- 1:49:35if a man did this. Following an outburst for
- 1:49:39which she later apologized, the statement begins,
- 1:49:42Since Sunday night, the public account of what
- 1:49:44happened to Selma aboard a flight to New York
- 1:49:46has been built almost entirely on a police statement
- 1:49:49and a decade -old headline. All right. That's
- 1:49:53actually bad that you're having to refer to that.
- 1:49:56There's more than meets the eye when it comes
- 1:49:58to Lil Jon's trademark sunglasses. Yeah, he's
- 1:50:02mean. I saw him live at Rover Face. The rapper
- 1:50:05speaking with people while promoting his new
- 1:50:07memoir, I Only Shout So You Can Hear Me, where
- 1:50:10he reveals that a childhood injury is what led
- 1:50:12to him wearing the sunglasses and the means of
- 1:50:15hiding his eyes. The shots artist tells the outlet
- 1:50:17that when he was younger, he picked up one of
- 1:50:20his mother's insulin shots out of curiosity and
- 1:50:22accidentally stabbed himself in the eye, resulting
- 1:50:25in, quote, a traumatic cataract from the needle.
- 1:50:28After multiple treatments and surgeries, including
- 1:50:30a corneal transplant and having to wear a steel
- 1:50:33eye patch, the grand... Ah, it sucks. That's
- 1:50:35why he wears glasses. What's going on here? Dakota
- 1:50:39Johnson and Machine Gun Kelly are continuing
- 1:50:42to heat up those rumors. It is so weird seeing
- 1:50:44Machine Gun Kelly be all Hollywood. It's like,
- 1:50:48I'm on a railroad show and he was all a Cleveland
- 1:50:50boy and now he's been through like Megan Fox
- 1:50:52and he's been through Dakota Johnson. It's weird.
- 1:50:56A month after the actress first sparked romance
- 1:50:59rumors with the Bad Things rapper, they feel
- 1:51:01more speculative. Is he a rapper or Alexa? If
- 1:51:04you were to do a news headline on Machine Gun
- 1:51:06Kelly, would you refer to him as a rapper or
- 1:51:09a rock star? I'd call him a rapper first. He
- 1:51:14built his career on rap and still drops verses.
- 1:51:17But his recent pop punk albums, especially Tickets
- 1:51:20to My Downfall, have turned him into a rock star
- 1:51:22crossover. Alexa, thank you. Come again. And
- 1:51:31while the pair, who crossed paths at Taylor Swift
- 1:51:33and Travis Kelsey's wedding in... Alright, so
- 1:51:36that's how they met. Oh yeah, Machine Gun Kelly,
- 1:51:40a lot of dudes like to head on him. He's a nice
- 1:51:42guy. Carrie Ann was feeling a little hard today,
- 1:51:46because someone booed. She said, I'm going to
- 1:51:48see you after the show. So Carrie Ann. Man, dancing
- 1:51:52with the... Charlie Starrs has a lot of douchebags.
- 1:51:56Dancing with the Starrs judge, Carrie Ann Inaba,
- 1:51:58may have gone hard with this critique for Val
- 1:52:00Smirkovsky's wife. All right, they are all battling
- 1:52:04over there. This is the shortest run ever. And
- 1:52:08no, I'm not talking about the critic. Or fired.
- 1:52:10Did President Trump just use his two iconic words
- 1:52:13from The Apprentice on his new White House press
- 1:52:16secretary? It is so weird. My parents used to
- 1:52:18watch The Apprentice and I wanted to watch Family
- 1:52:20Guy. It's so weird that that guy's a president.
- 1:52:23She's reportedly out. Oh, yeah. Good for you,
- 1:52:29honey. Good for you. can say that timothy chalamet
- 1:52:34is one of her crushes on october 15th the actress
- 1:52:38shares a glimpse at her celebrity crushes and
- 1:52:40explains why millennial women like herself may
- 1:52:43not be interested in younger actors yeah she
- 1:52:47hit the wall alongside an instagram video that
- 1:52:51features a number of heartthrobs including tom
- 1:52:54can you imagine if a woman said this stuff oh
- 1:52:56or if a man said this oh we don't find him that
- 1:52:59attractive his kind of sexist But when the woman
- 1:53:01does it, oh, we're just exploring our sexuality.
- 1:53:05Arnie, Matthew McConaughey, and Jake Gyllenhaal,
- 1:53:08rumor jokes in the caption, need I say more?
- 1:53:12All right, there I am. It's like Jake Gyllenhaal.
- 1:53:15She has no chance. It didn't f***ing work. I
- 1:53:19got a dent. Sharon Osbourne says a plastic surgery
- 1:53:21mistake left her with a botched face. I know
- 1:53:26there's a lot of pressure for women to look young.
- 1:53:29I get it. Mm -hmm. But it's ridiculous. I'm doing
- 1:53:34this thing that is known as plastic surgery.
- 1:53:38Kay Adams did it to NFL reporter. I know good.
- 1:53:42The talk alum details one of her plastic surgeries
- 1:53:44gone wrong on the October 15th episode of the
- 1:53:47Osborne's podcast. When her son Jack Osborne
- 1:53:50asks if she's ever had reservations about undergoing
- 1:53:52a procedure, Sharon declares that a botched aftermath
- 1:53:55is the truly scary part. All right, there I am.
- 1:53:59Isn't that riveting? Paul's baby mama said she
- 1:54:05won't reconcile with him because he cheated on
- 1:54:07her. NBA player cheating? No way. Actor Paul
- 1:54:09Bettany addresses his controversial text messages
- 1:54:12with Johnny Depp about Amber Heard. Oh, yeah.
- 1:54:15And shares an update on their friendship. The
- 1:54:18Vision Quest star is opening up about his and
- 1:54:20Depp's text exchange, joking about burning the
- 1:54:23Pirates of the Caribbean alum's ex, Amber Heard,
- 1:54:26which was made public during Depp's legal battle.
- 1:54:28All right, there you go. That's been riveting.
- 1:54:30What's going on here? Carrot Top shares a heartfelt
- 1:54:36message following his recent hospitalization.
- 1:54:39Nearly one month after the comedian was hospitalized
- 1:54:42in Las Vegas, the 61 -year -old thanks fans for
- 1:54:46their outpouring of love and support. No problem.
- 1:54:49We always got your back. What's going on here?
- 1:54:53This morning, Sean Diddy Combs is in a new federal
- 1:54:57prison. The disgraced music mogul transferred
- 1:55:00this week out of Fort Dixon, New Jersey. Oh,
- 1:55:02yeah. nearly a year and into a facility in Pennsylvania.
- 1:55:06Yeah, they're not going to be so much fun when
- 1:55:08it's not for dick. The move coming just two weeks
- 1:55:13after our NBC News exclusive report exposed his
- 1:55:17VIP lifestyle behind bars, including his cell
- 1:55:20phone use, prohibited by federal law, seen here
- 1:55:23in video exclusively obtained by NBC News. It's
- 1:55:30gone out here. All of us just as beautifully
- 1:55:33flawed as our characters on the show were. Jamie
- 1:55:36Presley looks back on her time on Mom amid some
- 1:55:39behind -the -scenes drama. Yeah, we all know
- 1:55:42Chuck Lorre's a dude! After the show's creator
- 1:55:47Chuck Lorre made headlines for his comments about
- 1:55:50former star Anna Faris, Jamie shares her own
- 1:55:54experience working on the beloved CBS sitcom.
- 1:55:57Now let's see, does she defend it or does she,
- 1:56:00you know, go off? While chatting exclusively
- 1:56:03with E! News after I was in Olivia. Good for
- 1:56:06you for being E! News. A breast cancer event,
- 1:56:09October 16th. The actress reflects on her time
- 1:56:12playing Jill Kendall. I was there for seven years,
- 1:56:15but there was eight seasons, right? I came on
- 1:56:17in the second season, but I had seven wonderful
- 1:56:19years. Ah, yeah, it's corporate. Here's the other
- 1:56:24headline. Speaking out, Anna Faris. She just
- 1:56:28responded to some brutal comments her former
- 1:56:30boss, TV powerhouse Chuck Lorre, made about her.
- 1:56:33Yeah, Chuck Lorre just seems like an absolute
- 1:56:36twat, the absolute worst, just a guy you don't
- 1:56:39want to hang out with. Her in his new memoir.
- 1:56:42This has been a journey. What? This has been
- 1:56:44a journey. The drama started when Chuck wrote
- 1:56:46he had doubts about casting Anna in the recovery
- 1:56:49-themed sitcom Mom. And everybody you date, Chuck,
- 1:56:52has doubts about you, but they just bail at you
- 1:56:54because you have money. Day one. I love our team
- 1:56:58so much, and I know how rare that is. That's
- 1:57:01T on set with Anna in 2019. She left the show
- 1:57:04the following year, and Chuck claimed her sudden
- 1:57:07exit proved him right. Oh, yeah, you know, he
- 1:57:10just sticks. He's better than everybody. And
- 1:57:13the only reason he has friends is because of
- 1:57:15his money. Writing that she left for, quote,
- 1:57:17mysterious reasons that were not mysterious to
- 1:57:20anyone on the show. It's unclear exactly what
- 1:57:23he was referring to, but Ana says she was blindsided
- 1:57:26by his comments. Yikes, I really didn't see that
- 1:57:29coming. Of course it hurts. Mom, this is a little
- 1:57:34bit of you in there. Sure. Just last week, we
- 1:57:36sat down with Chuck, who is more than 27 years
- 1:57:39sober for a retrospective of his career. When
- 1:57:42we played a mom clip for him, he had lots of
- 1:57:44praise for co -star Allison Janney. Oh, yeah,
- 1:57:47because, you know, he probably wants the banner.
- 1:57:52But didn't mention Anna at all. Ah, that's good.
- 1:57:55I think it's better that he doesn't mention you.
- 1:57:56You don't even want to be around him. He's just
- 1:57:58the absolute worst. Going on. Miley Cyrus tearfully
- 1:58:09remembers her late godmother, Dolly Parton. The
- 1:58:12Grammy winner broke down as she honored the late
- 1:58:14country music star during her October 16th Hollywood
- 1:58:17Bowl performance. Rest in peace, Dolly. All right,
- 1:58:20happy hours coming to an end. We'll talk to you
- 1:58:23later on. This thing even looks like you went
- 2:01:43and got a on the iPad screen, whatever the case
- 2:01:47might be in your hand and a sock, you know, whatever.
- 2:01:49Like, thank you. But also I would love to be
- 2:01:52getting railed, but. Use bucket loads of lube.
- 2:01:56If you think you have enough lube, double it.
- 2:01:58As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
- 2:02:00to this next song, you can skip over it. But
- 2:02:02Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection.
- 2:02:05So stick around, folks. Oh, yeah. Let me press
- 2:02:08this button right here. It's more like somebody
- 2:02:26took a motherfucking shit in the booth. Oh, shit.
- 2:02:30Oh, shit. That's me. That includes you, Mike
- 2:07:07Colta. Stalking my pages. Whatever. Anyway, back
- 2:07:11to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. I was not going
- 2:08:27to go any longer, but there was a few topics
- 2:08:29I did not talk about. So we're going to have
- 2:08:31a little over time. Delonte West is engaged.
- 2:08:36With a new chapter in his life. announcing an
- 2:08:39unexpected marriage after years of very public
- 2:08:42struggles. Yeah, I'm rooting for Delonte West.
- 2:08:45I really hope he's, you know, sober now, he can
- 2:08:49get his life together. But he was getting into
- 2:08:52fights on the street and was very mentally ill.
- 2:08:55And here's what concerns me, is all of a sudden,
- 2:08:58Neon and all these streamers help him get clean.
- 2:09:02Neon and all these streamers help him out. And
- 2:09:05what happens? The woman's back! It just kind
- 2:09:10of creeps me out a little bit. It kind of feels
- 2:09:13like she's cloud chasing a little bit. But also,
- 2:09:16a woman can only do so much. The man needs to
- 2:09:19step up and get clean. But I just don't. I get
- 2:09:22that NBA players are sluts. I get that the side
- 2:09:25chicks are sluts. I get it. But at the same time,
- 2:09:28it's like you weren't out there trying to get
- 2:09:31your man to be clean. But once he's sober and
- 2:09:33great. So there's two sides to it. A, she's cloud
- 2:09:37chasing, and B, she was waiting for it. It's
- 2:09:39very off -putting. West revealed on social media
- 2:09:46he married Melissa Anaya. Ah, she's hot. The
- 2:09:49comeback story continues. Yeah, now that he's
- 2:09:54coming back, she wants to come on her back. This
- 2:09:57marks his third marriage. Yeah, that's a lot
- 2:10:00of marriages, man. Alexa, what is Delonte West's
- 2:10:03net worth? Delonte West's net worth in 2026 is
- 2:10:10estimated at about $10 ,000, with sources ranging
- 2:10:13from $100 to $100 ,000. Alexa, stop. Alexa, stop.
- 2:10:18He, Alexa, stop. He must have got some straining
- 2:10:21money and that's why she's back. Because when
- 2:10:23his net worth was not $10 ,000, or when his net
- 2:10:26worth was $10 ,000, she was not around. His path
- 2:10:29has been incredibly difficult. Like I'm rooting
- 2:10:32for him. I'm not trying to sound mean like, oh,
- 2:10:34but it's just a little suspicious how we never
- 2:10:36saw her. And all of a sudden, he's clean, sober,
- 2:10:40and has money again. And she's a little sketchy.
- 2:10:47Health and substance. It all works out, even
- 2:10:53though it probably won't with her. And images
- 2:10:55of him appearing homeless or panicked. And she
- 2:10:59wasn't there, like, hey, we're together. And
- 2:11:02recent arrests and longstanding challenges. The
- 2:11:06West has indeed tied the knot. Good for him.
- 2:11:12Not work out well. Underscore this new phase.
- 2:11:18And he's going to do a boxing match. Exciting
- 2:11:21with his entry into professional boxing. A powerful
- 2:11:26reminder of resilience and the human capacity
- 2:11:29for change. I've been Delonte West's second chance
- 2:11:32because I don't want to make it seem like no
- 2:11:33one can change their life. I believe in him more
- 2:11:36than I believe in that relationship. That's all
- 2:11:39I'm saying. Change. Hope to those facing immense
- 2:11:44personal battles. Yeah, just get money and the
- 2:11:46women will come out there. You get the money
- 2:11:53and the women come around. You don't have the
- 2:11:55money, you don't have the cool job and they leave.
- 2:11:58And they're like, why am I? You're cloud chasing,
- 2:12:04bros. All right. Time for radio news. I just...
- 2:12:11Hey, y 'all. Hey, y 'all. And graceful spirit
- 2:13:28who I just would meet. She'd say, baby, what
- 2:13:35would you like to eat? I'd say a pancake. She
- 2:13:39would get up and make pancakes for me. So I just
- 2:13:42think that patience, kindness, and just... Just
- 2:13:48loving on me. She was just a wonderful, wonderful
- 2:13:51mom. A loving mother, a groundbreaking voice,
- 2:13:54and a woman who helped change the face of broadcasting.
- 2:13:57Tonight, Charlotte is mourning the loss of Hattie
- 2:14:00Leeper, known as Chatty Hattie, who passed away
- 2:14:02at the age of 98. She made history as North Carolina's
- 2:14:05first black female radio announcer. And tonight,
- 2:14:09her daughter's remembering the woman who broke
- 2:14:11barriers while raising a family. Chatty Hattie's
- 2:14:14broadcasting career began at just 17 years old
- 2:14:17when someone at the radio station called that
- 2:14:19sick and she stepped in. Well, that unexpected
- 2:14:22opportunity helped launch a groundbreaking career.
- 2:14:25She would go on to make history as North Carolina's
- 2:14:27first black female radio announcer. And her daughter
- 2:14:31says she never waited for someone to tell her
- 2:14:33what she could or couldn't accomplish. The things
- 2:14:36that I loved about her is just being the trailblazer.
- 2:14:41So She wasn't waiting around for someone else
- 2:14:44to tell her what she could or couldn't do. If
- 2:14:46she thought about it. Ah, rest in peace. Also,
- 2:14:50there's the Hot 97 morning show I like, Mornings
- 2:14:53with Meryl. And we all know that Hot 97 has its
- 2:14:57flaws. I know people, I ain't gonna say who,
- 2:15:00that worked at Hot 97 corporately and said there's
- 2:15:04always flaws there. And here is Mornings with
- 2:15:06Meryl calling out their company. In hair and
- 2:15:09makeup, aka the bathroom here. Kaz is in the
- 2:15:14building. You know what I'm saying? Yo, blood
- 2:15:16Kaz. I never get a radio host that don't want
- 2:15:28to learn how to run the board. Like, morning's
- 2:15:30with Mero right now. Mero's saying, like, someone's
- 2:15:33on the board. Wouldn't you want to know how to
- 2:15:35run the board? Wouldn't that be good? It's the
- 2:15:38Magic Hour. We are live for an hour digitally.
- 2:15:424K. Bow. You know what I mean? You know, 970.
- 2:15:44You know, 970 YouTube. Go lock in with us. You
- 2:15:47know what I'm saying? Because you love us. You
- 2:15:49know what I mean? When you go to watch the Knicks,
- 2:15:50you're not going for... You know what I mean?
- 2:15:52James Dolan. You're going to see Jalen Brunson.
- 2:15:54OG. Cat. You know what I'm saying? Jordan Clarkson,
- 2:15:56if you're Filipino. Got it. You know what I'm
- 2:15:58saying? Oh, they can mess up a championship team,
- 2:15:59too. Very quickly. Oh, yeah. You know what I'm
- 2:16:01saying? Don't do that. Don't do that. Happens
- 2:16:04every day. You know what I'm saying? And that
- 2:16:06takes me into today's Mind of Mero about talent.
- 2:16:16And you might be saying to yourself, Mero, y
- 2:16:19'all are very talented. What are you talking
- 2:16:21about? I'm just not talented. People. you don't
- 2:16:24see in this room. Wow, calling out the corporate
- 2:16:28bosses. That's bossing. For the filet off the
- 2:16:37glass. Oh, yeah. You know, Mia Bell, extremely
- 2:16:43talented. Oh, Mia Bell. You know what I mean?
- 2:16:45You know what she does. You know, emotional.
- 2:16:47Rage the news. Kind of sounds like Angela Yee.
- 2:16:50All over the place, on stage, off stage, on the
- 2:16:52mic, off the mic, on camera, off camera, does
- 2:16:54her thing. You know what I'm saying? Over here,
- 2:16:56keep... Yo, she's working with this boy from
- 2:16:591998. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You know
- 2:17:02what I mean? All the digital readouts on this
- 2:17:05thing are green. That's how you know it is old
- 2:17:07as hell. You know what I'm saying? Probably older
- 2:17:09than my mom. You know what I'm saying? And she's
- 2:17:11an old lady. Kaz, extremely talented. You know
- 2:17:14what I'm saying? If you don't know, the Slam
- 2:17:15cover, Tyrese Halliburton, Trick Williams, out
- 2:17:18right now. Slam New York Knicks book, out right
- 2:17:21now. You know what I'm saying? 7 p .m. in Brooklyn,
- 2:17:22out right now. You know what I'm saying? And
- 2:17:24he's making a shake. I like Mero. He's got good
- 2:17:27vibes. Look, something. You feel me? Somebody's
- 2:17:30got to pay me. You dig? Company. You know what
- 2:17:35I'm saying? Shiny culture. Of course. Very talented
- 2:17:38man. You know what I mean? And Scott Perel used
- 2:17:40to say, shout out to me. Shout out to me. There's
- 2:17:43this thing. Mr. Worldwide Wake Up. You know what
- 2:17:45I mean? And he's got so many other things going
- 2:17:47on. The culture movement with the KJC Rodriguez.
- 2:17:50I got to tell you about him, man. Do your Googles.
- 2:17:52And of course, DJ Kass won. The heaviest hitter.
- 2:17:58You know what I'm saying? I love Merrill's voice.
- 2:17:59I'm saying international. I saw him on a flyer
- 2:18:02in Tokyo. You know what I mean? It was in Kanji?
- 2:18:05I was looking around like Rainey was in the room.
- 2:18:08He's not. You know what I mean? But listen, you
- 2:18:10can have the best team in the world. But if your
- 2:18:15GM stinks, and if your coach doesn't know how
- 2:18:20to coach or run the plays, you're not going to
- 2:18:24win. You know what I'm saying? And that extends
- 2:18:26to everybody. business industry in what I like
- 2:18:43to call executive level talent. And in the sports
- 2:18:47team, that's the GM. That's the front office.
- 2:18:49You know what I mean? In a media company, it's
- 2:18:50the C -suite. In a corporate situation, it's
- 2:18:52the C -suite. And if they are not doing what
- 2:18:56they're supposed to do... You're behind the eight
- 2:19:00ball, you know what I'm saying? And I know, listen,
- 2:19:01if you're sitting in your cubicle right now listening
- 2:19:03or watching us on YouTube, you know exactly what
- 2:19:06I'm talking about, man. Y 'all have them weekly
- 2:19:07meetings and there's a guy who gets paid two
- 2:19:10more zeros than you and you're like, what does
- 2:19:13this guy even do? You know what I mean? And that's
- 2:19:15a question I find myself asking myself a lot.
- 2:19:19Will I smoke this out in the gazebo and feed
- 2:19:22the fish? You know what I mean? So listen. Do
- 2:19:25not be discouraged, you know what I mean? Because
- 2:19:27we are in the era of independent media, so you
- 2:19:29can go out and do your thing and make your own
- 2:19:31thing fake, you know what I mean? Here's a little
- 2:19:33more of it from another YouTube video. So we're
- 2:19:36going to get into two clips. These clips have
- 2:19:39been circulating, and it seems like the end of
- 2:19:42Hot 97 as we know it. Yeah! This is what I even
- 2:20:06do And that's a question I find myself asking
- 2:20:09myself a lot. Because we're in the era of independent
- 2:20:12media. So you could go out and do your thing
- 2:20:14and make your own thing fake. You know what I
- 2:20:16mean? Yeah, he's putting up vibes. I wonder if
- 2:20:18they only signed a one -year deal because it
- 2:20:20began in January. Depend on them. Yeah, this
- 2:20:26is the worst place I've ever worked in my life.
- 2:20:28Wow, shots fired. Far and away, son. Let me tell
- 2:20:32you something. Did y 'all know? Yeah, I do. Did
- 2:20:37you know that like... Yeah, you hear the producer
- 2:20:39like, dude, you sure you ought to say it? In
- 2:20:41the past three months, you've had better ratings
- 2:20:44than our chief competition, which is like, have
- 2:20:47way more, I want to say, resources in this place.
- 2:20:52Yeah, you're putting it out there. Saying it.
- 2:20:55And when it's also about executive level talent
- 2:20:57not being good enough to lead a company or anything
- 2:21:00like that. You must have a lot of zero to this
- 2:21:03bank account, because that's ballsy. You look
- 2:21:06at the people in this room, and it's like, damn,
- 2:21:08it's a... Epic miracle that a lot of this stuff
- 2:21:11gets done. Folks that listen to this station,
- 2:21:13you're probably not going to see a lot of folks
- 2:21:14who have been here for a number of years because
- 2:21:16of that. And you're probably, you know, you'll
- 2:21:22see a lot of people that weren't here before
- 2:21:25the previous administration. I understand where
- 2:21:27Ebro Rosenberg and Laura are coming from. I understand
- 2:21:29exactly what type of things that they've had
- 2:21:37to deal with. You know what I'm saying? Being
- 2:21:39here. We love Hot 97. We love what it grew up.
- 2:21:41We grew up. And it sucks what it's become. This
- 2:21:44is crazy. Awful situation that we're in right
- 2:21:47now. It's not for the money that we're doing
- 2:21:49this. I don't like it because I'm sure he's still
- 2:21:51making like six figures. They're just not making
- 2:21:53what A -Bro or Siren Buck Wild made. I'll tell
- 2:21:57you that much. All right. That's where you lost
- 2:21:59me is when you're talking about. It's not that.
- 2:22:01I'm sure you're still doing well. I'm sure you're
- 2:22:05fine. Alexa, what is the net worth of cash from
- 2:22:09Hot 97? Cash Nasty, the NBA 2K creator. That
- 2:22:16is not who it was. Alexa, stop. Alexa, stop.
- 2:22:18Alexa, stop. Alexa, stop. Alexa, stop. I swear
- 2:22:25that AI is used to annoying me. I don't know
- 2:22:27what's more annoying, my AI or Hot 97's management.
- 2:22:30All right, let's get into some more news here.
- 2:22:35What's going on in... Right now. Howdy. The city's
- 2:22:57crazy moves. We got... 8 -5 -6. Let's hear a
- 2:24:36little bit of this. The garbage times. The world's
- 2:24:47messing around. Oh, sure. Oh, sure. I got it.
- 2:25:10Whatever. All right. Yeah. Controversial figures
- 2:25:42for death. Came synonymous with Tampa's strip
- 2:25:47club scene, owning and operating the famous Mons
- 2:25:50Venus Club. And the business owner found, oh
- 2:25:53yeah, the club where you can't drink inside,
- 2:25:55but you can drink in the parking lot. Very strange.
- 2:25:58Been fighting with the city of Tampa over the
- 2:26:02rules for adult venues. Ah, he died, so that
- 2:26:06sucks. No one wants to die. Outside authorities
- 2:26:13say a former Haines City police officer is facing
- 2:26:16DUI -related charges, including reckless driving
- 2:26:18after being pulled over in Orlando. Oh, yeah.
- 2:26:22These are our rich and elite, right? Bunch of
- 2:26:26morons. A booking report filed last night says
- 2:26:29Joseph Everett was off duty but was inside his
- 2:26:32patrol car. There you go. Bunch of morons. What's
- 2:26:37going on here? Happening today, the fourth major
- 2:26:43nationwide No Kings protest. The movement is
- 2:26:46in response to what many consider to be authoritarian.
- 2:26:48Do you notice it? I mean, I don't like Trump,
- 2:26:50so I don't want people thinking I'm mega. Because
- 2:26:53I notice if I call out anything that's like,
- 2:26:56not anti -conservative, but if I call anything
- 2:26:59out, people then try to say I'm mega. I mean,
- 2:27:02anti -liberal people try to say I'm mega. I just
- 2:27:05think the No Kings thing is a waste of time.
- 2:27:09Overreach and erosion of democratic norms. There
- 2:27:12you go. Everyone's hanging out. They're having
- 2:27:14a great time. Uh -huh. Oh, geez. Time for Fresno
- 2:27:18news. Oh, yeah. We're going to do it right. I
- 2:27:20know. I do shout a lot. So when it says I shout
- 2:28:56it loud, I did correct, right? It's not wrong.
- 2:29:01So what we do here is to keep you guys awake.
- 2:29:04Don't talk. You guys are just going to go to
- 2:29:07Kelta. Time for Spork. Fitting a game for 2011.
- 2:29:12Might as well play a Candy Crush on the radio.
- 2:29:17856. It's 8 -5 -6 -5 -0 -6 -7 -7 -3. All righty.
- 2:29:25Let's see what is going on in Fresno. Fresno,
- 2:29:34California, the city. My podcast getting sloppy.
- 2:29:46But I have my mom over. It's kind of hard. Complaint
- 2:29:56filed in the Fresno County Superior Court alleges
- 2:29:59that Javance Coleman, a Fresno Unified employee,
- 2:30:02was subjected to sexual harassment. Oh, yeah.
- 2:30:06Cops sexually harassing women? No way. I thought
- 2:30:09cops were great. Racial discrimination and retaliation
- 2:30:12at the hands of his superior. Oh, wow. The now
- 2:30:16former director of human resources. Ah, they
- 2:30:19got caught, morons. Election season is in full
- 2:31:43swing. Early voting expanding across the city
- 2:31:46and the suburbs today as a race for Chicago mayor
- 2:31:49enters a new phase. Yeah, the city of Chicago,
- 2:31:52every time they get a new mayor, you think it's
- 2:31:54going to be better than the last one, and it
- 2:31:56gets worse and worse. And a part of me wonders
- 2:31:59if it's going to be worse than Brandon Johnson.
- 2:32:02Gabriella Primus joins us live now. All right,
- 2:32:04what is happening today, Gabby? Oh my goodness.
- 2:32:08Well, it's a big day for voters, for candidates.
- 2:32:11First, let's talk about early voting expanding
- 2:32:14from the two downtown sites, the super site behind
- 2:32:16me, and of course the Chicago Boards of Elections
- 2:32:19site. I love how the media tries to make it sound
- 2:32:22like it's not corrupt. All 50 Chicago Boards.
- 2:32:25So if you have a polling site in your neighborhood,
- 2:32:28you want to stop there in the coming weeks before
- 2:32:30November 3rd, then go on ahead if you live in
- 2:32:33the city. Any one of them is really open to you.
- 2:32:36That's good. Let's see what's going on with Brandon
- 2:32:38Johnson. City treasurer, police district council
- 2:32:45members, all their persons across all 50 city
- 2:32:48wards. You're not just seeing. I mean, it is
- 2:32:50crowded for the mayoral race. We're not that
- 2:32:52crowded. But it comes right as a brand new North
- 2:32:56Pole reported by the Chicago Tribune gives us
- 2:32:58our latest look at how Chicagoans are feeling
- 2:33:00about Mayor Brandon Johnson. Here it comes. This
- 2:33:03race. Looking at job approval for Mayor Johnson.
- 2:33:06Here are the numbers. 53 % of Chicagoans say
- 2:33:09they disapprove. Yeah. That's terrible, dude.
- 2:33:11You are hated by more people. This job performance,
- 2:33:1525 % remain undecided. Yeah, they don't even
- 2:33:18know what to say. There's only 22 % of people
- 2:33:20that approve of Brandon Johnson, who's one of
- 2:33:22the worst mayors ever. One of the worst politicians
- 2:33:25of any type of politician ever. Or have no opinion.
- 2:33:2822 % say they approve. Yeah, those are these
- 2:33:31homies in the club. Oh, the little Derek fans.
- 2:33:37More numbers here when we look at excitement
- 2:33:39for potential candidates among likely voters.
- 2:33:43Ah, just get rid of Brandon Johnson and call
- 2:33:45it a day. He's the worst. Let's see what's going
- 2:33:51on here. Warmer winter temperatures and possibly
- 2:33:56not as much snow. That's what's being projected
- 2:33:59for us with a strong El Nino pattern. Yeah, it's
- 2:34:02going to be warmer when I visit for Christmas.
- 2:34:04I hope it's warm. If it's 40 degrees, I'll be
- 2:34:07happy. Evanston Township and New Trier High Schools
- 2:34:12are investigating reports. of racist and homophobic
- 2:34:17comments directed at members of the Evanston
- 2:34:20Marching Band. New Trier High School being racist?
- 2:34:23No way! Time for the song, SNL Sucks. Hi, the
- 2:34:39sketch had a wig and a very long side. The punchline
- 2:34:42took a scenic route through town. By the time
- 2:34:44it arrived, we'd all sat down. One guy played
- 2:34:46a mayor, then played his own dad. They made mustache
- 2:34:48look like a mob gone bad. We checked the clock,
- 2:34:51it checked us back. That laugh track's taking
- 2:34:54a coffee break. Oh, SNL! could not forsake. I
- 2:35:14had cue cards like a grocery on the face we somehow
- 2:35:20that forgot where to go. The band parted. I always
- 2:36:23get offended by people like Shane Gillis. Sexist
- 2:36:27or not, that is a debate for later. Here's what
- 2:36:31makes me laugh. And reply with something that
- 2:36:37is then the female version of what he said. So
- 2:36:42you're just doing the same thing he did. So if
- 2:36:45you're trying to virtue signal and act like you're
- 2:36:47better than him, you're wrong. And on SNL UK.
- 2:36:54which I did not even know existed. They threw
- 2:36:58some shots at him on the weekend update. Of course
- 2:37:02they did. They needed his clout to be famous.
- 2:37:04Who's ever gone? Oh my God. Did you see SNL UK?
- 2:37:08No one says it. Here it is, the riveting skit.
- 2:37:15Weekend update with some woman no one's heard
- 2:37:17of. Adios. A ride operator at Munich Oktoberfest
- 2:37:23was praised for giving out free cycling shorts
- 2:37:26to female riders. Oh, here it comes. wearing
- 2:37:29the gym shorts will protect women from being
- 2:37:31upskirted, but it does make them vulnerable to
- 2:37:33something much worse. Oh, it's a picture of Shane
- 2:37:37Gillis. Hilarious. They were just trying to find
- 2:37:42any way to bring up Shane because they have nothing
- 2:37:44going on in their life. Oh, yeah, here's the
- 2:37:48woke clapping. Why don't you guys go to the dentist?
- 2:37:52On SNL, comedian Shane Gillis also caused...
- 2:38:00You're just making him more famous, honey. ...controversy
- 2:38:02by dropping the F -bomb. Oh, Shane, you're not
- 2:38:06allowed to say that, you stupid fucking cunt.
- 2:38:09Whoa, edgy stuff. Again, I love when women say
- 2:38:15that men are bringing them down and that there's
- 2:38:18matter sexist against women. And what do you
- 2:38:21do in response? You say this, all right, I hear.
- 2:38:24You're not allowed to say that, you stupid fucking
- 2:38:27cunt. I think you're just talking about yourself
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