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THE RETURN: Who Will Have the Strongest Comeback? | Sports Idiotz Ep. 5 · Sports Idiotz with Passa Brown and Chip Toof

• PASSA BROWN (00:50.334) That's right. PASSA BROWN (01:06.981) Did you don't want me? PASSA BROWN (01:13.556) Lord, have mercy. play today. Very meritociously. Very, very mericously. Today we're going to talk about the return. And we're going to take the theme from the Odyssey, Church. The movie, The Odyssey. Odessa spent years returning back home. Storms, wars, temptations, detours. People trying to stop him. People waiting on him. People wondering, was he coming back at all? I wanna know will he finally return? You know what that's called, right? That's called sports. That is called sports. Cause this season some some folks is coming back home. You know, you're desers, he's like Lane Kiffin. He's coming home, but he's wearing a different shirt. Aaron Donald, he's coming. Now that's different. That's an old warrior returning back that somebody told him you might want to come back one more time. You know, cause nostalgia don't sack quarterbacks. We got Giannis going back to Milwaukee. We got Jalen going back to Boston. And we got a Christmas gift from LeBron with the Lakers. So are they coming back to applause? Are they coming back to booze? Are they coming back to heartbreak? ChipToof (02:31.277) You better preach. Mmm! Mmm! PASSA BROWN (02:41.187) Are they? Because the pressure, the pride, the revenge will all be there. But we got one question. Who will have the strongest comeback? ChipToof (02:41.197) You better preach, pastor. ChipToof (02:57.619) Mm. Sit! Sit! PASSA BROWN (02:59.923) Who? ChipToof (03:03.127) Great sermon. Great sermon. PASSA BROWN (03:12.177) You like that dear homeboy? ChipToof (03:19.964) fine. She messed up. PASSA BROWN (03:28.389) Mm-hmm. We got some. Yeah. ChipToof (03:30.229) Mmm. Well. PASSA BROWN (03:37.093) That's right. Break it down. Mm-hmm. Talk to him. ChipToof (04:00.951) This is a bevy, a plethora of wonderful names. It's gonna make the NFL and NBA season just spectacular and the college season. But for my moment, I am going with the villain. That is your man, Lane Kiffin. From Ole Miss, don't you talk on your breath, Passam Brown. PASSA BROWN (04:11.316) Mm. PASSA BROWN (04:26.26) No. ChipToof (04:28.289) Going from Ole Miss to LSU in the most dubious of ways, the most dubious of ways, this is gonna be a TV spectacle. NFL players for Pete's sake. PASSA BROWN (04:48.296) Yeah, where'd Pete at? That's what I wanna know. Who is Pete? Who Pete? ChipToof (04:54.378) I'm not done yet, please. PASSA BROWN (04:56.052) No, all right. I'm I'm trying to see who need you said who Pete. I'm looking for Pete. ChipToof (04:58.443) guarantee you, Pastor Brown, I guarantee you, Pastor Brown, during the very first LO-LSU game, you're gonna see more camera shots of Lane Kiffin than you will see of most players on the field. So the moment, at least the initial moment, is gonna be grabbed by Lane Kiffin. What says you? PASSA BROWN (05:01.533) Mm-hmm. PASSA BROWN (05:25.082) You know, I gotta go to betrayal. The betrayal. You know who that is, right? ChipToof (05:29.961) Hmm? Hmm? Traumix? PASSA BROWN (05:35.557) Jalen Jalen Brown turning back to Boston. Now that might be what that'd be wonder nasty because Boston fans they don't be too quiet on disappointment. You know, they they'll they'll throw a battery at you. Boston fans, they hold grudges like like earning interest. So imagine Jalen Brown walking back into the building. ChipToof (05:54.689) You right. You right. PASSA BROWN (06:06.312) different uniform, looking across the floor at his own team. that's that's personal. That's personal. That's Thanksgiving dinner. After somebody changed the will. That's Thanksgiving dinner. That's somebody, I felt that in my Scooby-Doo, changed the will. I swear for Lord, I say it again. I said, you heard I said I said I swear I swear for Lord ChipToof (06:14.317) It is. ChipToof (06:17.759) Mmm! Mmm! ChipToof (06:30.817) What did you say? PASSA BROWN (06:35.783) Lord. ChipToof (06:36.439) He's with Eminem. He's with for Lord. It's early. He's with for Lord already. Exactly Eminem. Exactly. PASSA BROWN (06:38.696) That's what I said. I swear full. ChipToof (07:02.028) Mmm. PASSA BROWN (07:21.586) I gotta go with Lane Giffen. I gotta go with him. Because I'll explain if you step closer to the mic, maybe I can hear ya. ChipToof (07:28.109) Explain, ChipToof (07:33.345) Blaine Pastor Brown! And don't raise your voice please. PASSA BROWN (07:37.252) Remember this. There's two things going on at the same time. We got a court case. We got a game. We got a former team. We got a former coach that left them high and dry in the playoffs. ChipToof (07:54.413) dry Mmm. PASSA BROWN (08:01.192) The pressure is not on the players. It's not. It is no, it is not. The people, the person that's gonna feel the most pressure, it'll be Lane Giffin. Now, do we think now now pressure in the sense that how could I say this without being so dubious? I would say he don't give a rat's behind. ChipToof (08:06.509) It's now. ChipToof (08:27.275) Whoa! Watch your mouth faster. PASSA BROWN (08:29.712) I said it. He don't give a rats behind, but but I swear, I swear, I s I I I th he he gonna be clinching his cheeks if they don't win. If they don't win, that's when that pressure gonna be. And I, you know, you know, that's what I think. I think yeah, that's what I believe. Well what say you, sir? ChipToof (08:31.932) my goodness. ChipToof (08:55.169) Pass out, I'ma give you that one. I was a little, the clipped and perplexed. Cause I, cause I've, yeah, I've never heard you swear before. so I'm gonna have to go into my press closet this evening and send a special one up for you. Here's what's interesting. For the moment, I picked Lane Kiffin and you picked Jalen Brown. But for the pressure, you picked Lane Kiffin and I'm going to have to pick Jalen Brown. PASSA BROWN (09:21.16) Mm-hmm. ChipToof (09:23.789) See, here's the situation. My parents went away on a week's vacay. See, you don't know about that, that's a wrap. You don't know about that, that's a... Here's the situation. PASSA BROWN (09:23.984) Mm PASSA BROWN (09:31.86) You doing that hibbid hop thing, boy? You doing the hibby hop. ChipToof (09:37.726) Yeah, I am, Here's the situation. Jalen Brown was the Robin to Tatum's Batman. He was number two, as it were. And then Jason Tatum gets hurt, and Jalen Brown not only has one of the best seasons he's ever had and takes him to the promised land, but he says it's the most fun season he's ever had. PASSA BROWN (09:59.133) Mm-hmm. ChipToof (10:07.533) It's no surprise that Jalen wants his own team. And boy, did he get his own team. It's him. It's a little play you may have heard of, LeBron James. It's Tyrese Maxey. And it's the big injured, okay? PASSA BROWN (10:19.847) Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. that's going, boy. Boy said, it's the big injured. I like that. You hey write that down, the big engine. Write it down. The big engine. ChipToof (10:29.517) Let me finish please. ChipToof (10:35.789) coming off of an amate- dot path of Brown 50 cents. Now. PASSA BROWN (10:44.648) You heard what I said, right? ChipToof (10:46.423) Coming off of a little controversy, coming off a great season, going to Philadelphia, a black city, and we know Jalen Brown is blackity, black, black. He talk about the issues. He like talk about the issues of today. PASSA BROWN (10:54.214) Mm-hmm. PASSA BROWN (11:01.076) Black de black black black Yeah, yeah Yes, yes, sir. Yes you do. ChipToof (11:09.439) I think he's going to have pressure. If Jalen Brown, imagine Jalen Brown coming in and averaging 15 points and nine boards. He's going to get eviscerated. Imagine Philadelphia getting smacked by Boston and Tatum drops 30 on him. Is he going to match up? He's going to get eviscerated. Imagine a first round playoff knockout and Boston makes a deep run. He will get eviscerated. I think Jalen Brown has the most pressure because we're going to see exactly what type of player he is. PASSA BROWN (11:47.08) think Tatum in that regard had the most pressure. I think it's gonna be Tatum. And let me tell the reasons why. ChipToof (11:54.764) WAPATH. PASSA BROWN (11:56.241) You remember Jigalum won the MVP in the finals and he was playing. ChipToof (12:02.167) He did. PASSA BROWN (12:04.082) Remember when he was out, when when when Tatum was out, they counted Boston out. ChipToof (12:05.313) But they. PASSA BROWN (12:13.319) He carried ChipToof (12:14.795) Yes he did. PASSA BROWN (12:17.084) And now the the curly boy come back and y'all go like he too black. He just too dang black. He just too dang black. And what does that mean? That means I think, you know, I think it's gonna be vice versa, to be completely honest with you. I think it won't it I think let me tell you something. He playing with ChipToof (12:35.403) HUH? HUH? PASSA BROWN (12:41.253) LeBron James, you ChipToof (12:41.409) But Tatum is proven. Tatum is already proven. We don't have questions. We know he's great. Brown was a number two. PASSA BROWN (12:50.292) But he never played against him. And he won, and he won the MVP with him on the floor, with him being the focal point. Now he gone. Now he gone. ChipToof (12:53.909) And that's ChipToof (13:04.012) But Brown. But Brown is Batman now. He's not, maybe, we'll see what LeBron James does, but Brown is not a Robin. PASSA BROWN (13:15.686) LeBron gonna make sure that boy get 40. You think he ain't gonna make sure he gets 40? This is LeBron James. ChipToof (13:20.385) Yes he will! That's why I think he has the pressure. Not only does he have an amazing team, he has an amazing facilitator. He has no excuses this time. None. PASSA BROWN (13:34.26) I still I I disagree and I I think it's gonna be and I think it's gonna be vice versa. That's what I think. That's what I think. ChipToof (13:38.889) That's all? We can agree that this is a great past, bruh. ChipToof (13:53.262) Is this the reaction? Is that what we're doing right now? Passable? I know we're doing a performance. What a silly, silly, silly, silly question. PASSA BROWN (13:56.967) No, we we do Yeah. ChipToof (14:08.255) Everybody say it with me altogether. LeBron James! Look, look, look, I know he's been in the league for a thousand years. I know he was the same age as Moses. I know, I understand this. PASSA BROWN (14:11.41) Mm-hmm. The tang. PASSA BROWN (14:23.668) He said Moses boy. First it was the big the the injury boy and now he's Moses. Are you gonna write write it down? ChipToof (14:33.133) I, I, he is, he is, Now, I'm looking for the oldest player in the league to go to Philadelphia. You gotta understand, LeBron James, blackity, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, PASSA BROWN (14:55.625) Yeah. ChipToof (14:57.293) and he's going to a city that's black and black, black, black, black, black, black, And then the crowd's gonna be a whole bunch of thugs that got LeBron James back. So he ain't gotta worry about his back. He's good in Philly. You know what saying? He's good wherever he go. So all he... So, can I build? Can I build? Can I build? PASSA BROWN (15:13.298) We talking about his return to the Lakers on Christmas Day. PASSA BROWN (15:20.754) The boy said he got a architect. A architect. That's what he said. ChipToof (15:22.433) So. So what he's going to do, Ms. Mabel. Wait till I talk to Ms. Mabel after this. So he's going to go to the city and they're going to have a new king. He's going to have an amazing team. There's going to be alley-oops. There's going to be all kinds of spectacular plays. But then he's going to go to that, what do call it, the fakers, the LA fakers? You know what team the LA fakers look like? PASSA BROWN (15:54.29) Why? ChipToof (15:54.506) You ever seen Will Ferrell in semi-pro? LeBron James about to go play semi-pro. And he is going to drop 50 on the head top one time. I'm trying to tell you, Pasa, it's going to be LeBron James. PASSA BROWN (15:57.107) Yeah. PASSA BROWN (16:03.56) Yeah. PASSA BROWN (16:10.342) So it's gonna be a Christmas gift. ChipToof (16:14.465) Yes. Yes. PASSA BROWN (16:15.376) A Christmas gift. ChipToof (16:20.555) What's that view? PASSA BROWN (16:20.924) I I I would I would I I agree with you, but ChipToof (16:24.045) Mmm. PASSA BROWN (16:27.74) I'm just I'm just so excited about the Rams. I'm just so excited about them. did you feel it? Them Rams. ChipToof (16:28.034) But. ChipToof (16:33.869) Mmm, I understand, pastor. I understand. I understand. I understand- AHHHH! He stole my Honda! I understand, bastard. PASSA BROWN (16:47.278) I'm I'm excited. I'm excited about the Rams because if you're thinking about it this way, they got Miles Garrett over there on one side. ChipToof (16:49.195) Okay. ChipToof (16:54.626) Yes. PASSA BROWN (17:05.0) I forget the boy name, but he good. ChipToof (17:09.737) It rhymes with McDonald's and the first name sounds like A-Aron. I know they ain't got Aaron McDonald. They got the bookends. It's about to be nasty and they're not double teaming him no more. They can't. Not with Miles on the other side. I'm with you, Pastor, on that. I don't like agreeing with you. PASSA BROWN (17:29.638) They he they're gon they're gonna play him a D tackle. They're gonna be right in the middle. They're gonna put him right w they're gonna put him right where he was. ChipToof (17:36.237) They gonna put him where he was, master? All right. PASSA BROWN (17:37.788) Yeah. Mm. Don't put right where it was because you think about it this way. ChipToof (17:42.327) Yes sir. PASSA BROWN (17:44.252) Whatever side they tried to double team Garrett on, he he interior. ChipToof (17:46.849) Come on. Come on. ChipToof (17:53.019) Mm. Mm. Best interior player, best interior player that we've ever seen. PASSA BROWN (17:53.427) He's interior. What'd that mean? What that mean? Somebody got to give it up. Somebody's getting quarterback snacks. They're getting quarterback snacks. Quarterback snacks. That's what I say. ChipToof (18:04.461) Mmm. ChipToof (18:10.263) Cordback's next, okay? PASSA BROWN (18:27.142) Mm-hmm. Yeah. PASSA BROWN (18:37.084) Mm. PASSA BROWN (18:40.75) my lord. ChipToof (18:45.377) say the right one. This one is easy. You better say the right one, Pasa. PASSA BROWN (18:50.452) I mean when it comes when it comes to crowd response. I gotta go with Ole Miss. Them booze. Them booze. Listen, they mad. Even though we know LSU got a better team, we know that. But when it comes to reaction, you know, I could I could I could say LeBron to cheers from the LeBron and you know in in in At Lakers. I could say, how Boston will be feeling mixed about Jalen. But ChipToof (18:58.421) Mmm. Mmm! ChipToof (19:11.383) Stay tight though. Stay tight. PASSA BROWN (19:25.438) If I had to weigh it out, I'm gonna say, old miss gonna have something to say. ChipToof (19:28.247) Way down, pats. ChipToof (19:33.325) Okay. Well, we're going along the same lines because I think Lane Kiffin is going to get it everywhere he goes. First of all. PASSA BROWN (19:34.504) I said they won't have something to say. ChipToof (19:47.509) You may not hear louder booing than you're gonna hear when they play Ole Miss. That's first and foremost. PASSA BROWN (19:55.38) Mm-hmm. ChipToof (19:57.784) Secondly, this man has become such a villain, such a pariah in college sports. I think that when he throws at most games, playing Alabama, when he throws a challenge flag, it's gonna be a rain of booze. When he goes on the field to challenge a call, it's gonna be a rain of booze. When they put his face up on a big Jumbotron, it's gonna be a rain of booze. PASSA BROWN (20:05.874) Mm-hmm. ChipToof (20:25.741) I think he is going to be the most polarizing figure in college football. Now, if we get to game five or six, and then three and two, three and three, then he'll be chilling. But if he's six and seven and you're have a lot of people, you're gonna have not a lot of people, you're gonna have all of LSU rooting for him. PASSA BROWN (20:38.141) Mm-hmm. PASSA BROWN (20:42.011) Mm. PASSA BROWN (20:55.878) Mm-hmm. ChipToof (20:56.683) and everybody else hate watching, including me. PASSA BROWN (21:00.676) And and and you can you can sign me up. I said sign me up. ChipToof (21:04.481) But I think LSU is going to be a top team this year, going to college playoffs. I think they'll be in the Final Four. I think they'll be in the Final Four, but we'll see. PASSA BROWN (21:12.018) Mm, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. ChipToof (21:26.017) You know what it is. You know what's up. ChipToof (21:33.933) So help me, Claude. PASSA BROWN (21:36.552) I like how you said that boy. ChipToof (21:39.255) Don't be stealing my stuff, passive. wanna talk about Naomi Osaka. Yes, professional tennis player, Naomi Osaka. Naomi was a rising star. She was dating rapper Cordae. They have a child. She was maybe poised to take over Serena's crown. And at the end of Serena's run, Naomi was whooping up on that tail. She was whooping up on that tail. PASSA BROWN (21:47.842) Lord have mercy. Yes. ChipToof (22:12.801) Then during the 2021 French Open, Naomi steps away. She's been dealing with depression. She's been dealing with social anxiety disorder. And she wanted to take care of her kid. We didn't know what was gonna happen when Naomi Osaka. Naomi is now advancing to the third round of the US Open. And Naomi is coming out like a G. Naomi has always worn different dresses and expressed herself. She is half Japanese, half Haitian. And she got something to say. She's quiet. She's shy. But her presence is big. She steps out this past US Open. PASSA BROWN (22:48.466) Yeah, yeah. PASSA BROWN (22:53.992) Mm-hmm. ChipToof (22:57.931) with a hoodie, wedding dress ensemble. The design was created by Roach and it was in honor, in homage, may I say to Allen Iverson. Then she sits down at the press conference and she has on a gray durag. Yes, we told my practice, it. She sits down and has a gray durag on and the reporter, PASSA BROWN (23:01.576) Fire. PASSA BROWN (23:11.112) Yes. Yes. You can say it. Talk about practice. Practice. Practice. Talk about practice. ChipToof (23:27.501) a reporter from the Caucus Mountains said to her, PASSA BROWN (23:30.612) The Caucasias. ChipToof (23:34.157) said to her, why do you have that gray do rag on? PASSA BROWN (23:39.186) He said the Caucasus ChipToof (23:41.64) Mabel? Miss Mabel? And the reporter asked about the gray durag. And Naomi, quick and smart, said, well, they asked me to cover up my braids. So I put on this durag. And the reporter did not follow up with a question about the braids, because he already knew where that line of questioning and answering was about to go. Naomi Osaka. PASSA BROWN (23:56.83) Mm. PASSA BROWN (24:07.17) Mm-hmm. Yes. ChipToof (24:12.863) I bow, I salute, keep doing your thing. I hope you win the US Open, but even bigger than that, do not never ever let them quell your voice. And that is the truth, the whole truth. Excuse me, I messed up my own phrase. And that was the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth. So help me, Cloward. PASSA BROWN (24:14.674) Yes, yes. PASSA BROWN (24:24.382) That was PASSA BROWN (24:30.184) Yeah. Mm-hmm. PASSA BROWN (24:39.784) No. PASSA BROWN (24:45.683) Yeah. ChipToof (24:46.433) Yeah, Mabel? PASSA BROWN (25:01.286) Eminem. Eminem. You you throw the thing completely out of sequence here. ChipToof (25:01.346) Ha ChipToof (25:07.095) She did. That's $1.25. We're going to find her. PASSA BROWN (25:09.896) Create a lot of sequence. I mean I c I I we can roll with it. We can roll with it. We can roll with it. ChipToof (25:14.541) I'm always ready. The WMB, is it on me or is on you, pastor? It's on you because Eminem will mess me up and me and her gonna have a stern discussion after the broadcast ends. Go ahead pastor. PASSA BROWN (25:20.144) It's on me. It's on me. I'm gonna start it out. PASSA BROWN (25:30.29) My certified dog, you know, I love education. I love teachers. I love education. And I was online and I ran against this young lady here. Amazing. Simply amazing. ChipToof (25:35.949) It's a vacation. ChipToof (25:47.021) Mmm. PASSA BROWN (26:05.648) Ain't that amazing? ChipToof (26:09.793) You know, Pastor Brown, this must be like fourth grade and I failed fourth grade three times. If I had this teacher, I would have passed. So I'm impressed. PASSA BROWN (26:23.068) Her name is Mary is Bananas. ChipToof (26:29.035) Big shout out to Mary's Bananas. I like that. PASSA BROWN (26:30.642) Big shouts out. You are a certified dog. You a certified dog. Certified dog. ChipToof (26:33.367) Congratulations Mrs. Bananas. Yeah, Mrs. Bananas. For sure. ChipToof (26:42.925) Hello? PASSA BROWN (26:45.549) Lord, have mercy. PASSA BROWN (26:57.342) That was supposed to be you? Yeah, it is messing me up, yeah. PASSA BROWN (27:06.065) Mm-hmm. PASSA BROWN (27:16.114) No no no no this this star but chip. This start chip. He he can he can start this one out. PASSA BROWN (27:23.462) Yeah, they put it on you, you know. Eminem not getting you don't do it messing up or not. ChipToof (27:25.141) You know what, all right. Pasta, you all right. PASSA BROWN (27:31.898) I try. I try. I try. ChipToof (27:34.687) Lincoln Raleigh and the USC Trojans, you are officially on fraud watch. When Lincoln Raleigh came back to college football. PASSA BROWN (27:40.84) Hmm. ChipToof (27:48.44) with the USC Trojans. We knew that he was somewhat of a quarterback whisperer, even though he couldn't do it in NFL. We knew that he had a specific special set of skills for offense. And the first year in 2022 was promising. He went 11 and three. PASSA BROWN (28:03.175) Mm-hmm. ChipToof (28:13.153) But since then, they haven't double digits since 2022. And we expect USC to be one of those teams that are up there competing for championships, at least doing a thing in the playoffs. The problem is, I need you to fix the line of scrimmage. And what kind of defense are you going to have? I mean, OK, you can score 30-something points. OK, you have a possible Heisman winning quarterback. PASSA BROWN (28:32.957) Hmm. PASSA BROWN (28:43.07) Possible. ChipToof (28:43.991) But if the other team scores 27 points, then what are we doing? Lincoln Riley, USC Trojans, you're officially on. PASSA BROWN (28:47.207) Got one in a possible. PASSA BROWN (28:57.362) Well, let's let's keep it let's keep it right there in the in the college football. Let's keep it right there in college football. On Frogwatch, it's college football. Period. Let me tell you something. Let me, let me, let me let me let me explain. Let me explain. We gonna we g we we're going two for two. ChipToof (28:59.559) Okay fine, I'm good with it. Okay. ChipToof (29:07.597) Wait, the whole entire sport. ChipToof (29:12.971) You have to explain. Explain to me. PASSA BROWN (29:15.092) Somebody to explain to me because apparently college football has created a new commandment. A new ChipToof (29:24.202) Okay. PASSA BROWN (29:28.082) commandment and it says thou shalt not leave out Notre Dame. So now if Notre Dame finishes in the twelve twelve final college football playoff rank, they in. Garron T. No conference championship, no conference title game, no standing on the sideline watching for someone else's season to be ruined. No, no, no, no. On Championship Day. Just finished. ChipToof (29:29.569) Talk about it. ChipToof (29:45.133) and I'm gonna call Kat. PASSA BROWN (29:58.259) in a top twelve. Y'all come on to my house, just finish in the top twelve. ChipToof (30:01.963) I'm so tired of it. I'm tired of it, pastor. PASSA BROWN (30:04.414) Georgia, they they have to survive the SEC. In Ohio State, they gotta survive the Big Ten. Miami gotta deal with the ACC. Texas gotta deal with the SEC schedule, potentially another heavyweight to win the conference. Notre Dame. They walk around like college football, like cousins who would have to pay who don't have to pay rent. ChipToof (30:10.412) Of course. ChipToof (30:23.457) Cupcakes. PASSA BROWN (30:25.716) And somehow they got the key to the house. So, so, so, so, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my job to expose the frauds. We cherish our independence, but then when playoff time comes around, you got fam that say they want a discount. And I say that I hope I hope they hope they finish 15. ChipToof (30:26.455) That's what they are, ChipToof (30:37.047) I'm with you on that one. ChipToof (30:51.469) I wanna see him get that smacked in the playoff. Outta here. PASSA BROWN (30:54.066) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That that that that you know you know, I swear for the Lord, and I say it again, I swear for Lord again. we got a lot to get into, boy. We got a lot to get into. ChipToof (30:58.337) I'm what you passin'. ChipToof (31:02.453) What? This man is going for a low. ChipToof (31:16.587) Let's go! PASSA BROWN (31:16.732) Mm. ChipToof (31:34.574) I love the WNBA and I'm so excited for the playoffs. I don't know if y'all been watching, but you better keep an eye on that Atlanta dream. Because you know who they got down low? Deebo! Deebo coming! I'm just gonna look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, PASSA BROWN (31:46.388) Hmm. PASSA BROWN (31:59.059) Ha ha ha ha. Well. ChipToof (32:04.621) That chain got snatched because he needs some more of his 40. The Atlanta Dream is playing tough, hard-nosed ball. They got the three pointers from the outside on you. They got the rebounding down on the inside on you. They're a tough, physical team. Big shout out to Alicia Gray. Buckets from three with the handles. They have a solid, solid team. And you better keep your eye out for the Atlanta Dream. PASSA BROWN (32:06.168) Yeah. PASSA BROWN (32:12.051) Yeah. ChipToof (32:34.039) See both countries. PASSA BROWN (32:36.648) You know, that's good. but I I'm I'm gonna say Golden State Valkyries. ChipToof (32:41.567) WHAT?! PASSA BROWN (32:42.802) And it may let me tell you the reasons why. Let me tell you the reasons why. ChipToof (32:45.015) Straight? Please. PASSA BROWN (32:50.12) They're holding their opponents to 72 points a game. 40% shooting. They lead the league in defensive rating. Gabby Williams, number one, defensive net points. You got vr Veronica Burton, number two. ChipToof (33:02.721) Good player, good player. PASSA BROWN (33:06.064) Everybody looking at Minnesota. Everybody looking at Vegas, Atlanta. But the last four games straight, they they done built their case on defense. They built their case on defense. So and and and especially, you know, what they what what what what they record right now? Let me see. they record is Yeah. Yeah. ChipToof (33:31.122) They are solid team. They are an expansion team. And this collection of players has really come together and gelled. They're solid. It's a good pick. I just don't know if they're ready yet to take that extra step. I'm mad at you. I'm mad at you. Like Tupac said, I'm mad at you. PASSA BROWN (33:39.645) Yeah. PASSA BROWN (33:48.336) Mm-hmm. PASSA BROWN (33:56.165) me doo. ChipToof (34:14.861) Yes. So there's two teams I'm gonna mention and I'll talk probably more about one of them than the other one. So we're gonna talk about the Minnesota Lynx. Love watching them play. Love Nafisa Collier, one of my favorite players. And then of course they got the big O, Olivia Miles. Olivia Miles and Nafisa Collier. PASSA BROWN (34:31.558) Hm. Yes. PASSA BROWN (34:37.733) Mm-hmm. ChipToof (34:42.221) Easily. Now, Nafisa has come back from injury. So she's not all the way like she was before. But Nafisa at her peak, Nafisa and Olivia are two of the top 10 players in the league. So two of the top 10 players in the league are on the links. So you need to watch out for them for title contenders. And they were there last year. easily, easily, easily. PASSA BROWN (35:00.219) Yeah. PASSA BROWN (35:03.76) I say Nafisa's top five. Yeah, he's in the fees. He's he's top five. ChipToof (35:09.549) But they have two of the top 10 players on their team. Now this other team I'm not a fan of, but I gotta mention them. The Indiana Fever. The Indiana Fever. So I have to admit, know, Kaylin Clark came in with all this hype and it took her a while to adjust to the WNBA. She was not the three point shooter that she was initially. Then she got injured. PASSA BROWN (35:13.512) Yeah. PASSA BROWN (35:21.38) Hmm. ChipToof (35:39.179) and she had to battle back through injuries. But this season, we are seeing the Caitlin Clark that we all thought that we would see. And that backcourt. PASSA BROWN (35:39.197) Mm-hmm. PASSA BROWN (35:50.44) Let me tell you. ChipToof (35:51.534) is unbelievable. They have a 115.6 offensive rating. They are averaging, which is the highest in WNBA history, by more than two points. They average more than 96 points per game. They are blowing teams out. I've watched several of their games where they're up by like 15 or 20 at halftime. These fools can ball. PASSA BROWN (36:14.984) Yeah. Yeah. ChipToof (36:20.567) Their three point shooting is deadly. They're a good, three, they're a good rebounding team. They're a good offensive team. Solid post play. I, well, I think you're going to have to look out. PASSA BROWN (36:23.88) Boston Phew. Yeah. Yeah. Post play? PASSA BROWN (36:35.888) And Boston added that three pointer to a game this season. ChipToof (36:44.141) for the Andi and the Fever because they are real team. I'm not a big Andi and the Fever fan. I'm not a fan of the coach either. I thought she should have been fired because I thought she was using Kaitlin wrong. But they found something. They found something. Watch out for the Fever. What they found. PASSA BROWN (36:53.523) Mm-hmm. PASSA BROWN (36:57.428) You know what they found, right? They found that other guard that can get a bucket without what without without her. Can you off the dribble? Put it like this. I'm gonna give her my nickname. A nickname. Her nickname is Any Way You Want It. Any way you want it, you can have it. She can get you off the dribble, three points. ChipToof (37:04.575) Off the Dribble! Off the Dribble! ChipToof (37:14.924) What's that? ChipToof (37:21.91) Anyway you want it. You talking about Kate? Wait, wait, wait, wait. What you talking about? Kelsey Mitchell? I thought you was talking about Kate. I'm totally with. Remember when Caitlin was hurt, Kelsey was going hamburger, and she still is. Yes, sir. PASSA BROWN (37:28.636) Wha what's the girl name? my gosh. Kelsey Mitchell. PASSA BROWN (37:37.277) Mm-hmm. PASSA BROWN (37:41.374) Cheese and special sauce. She can get it in her that's her name for me. Any way you want it. I watched her, think about it. She's been averaging 25 points, at least 20 a game for the last what 15, 17 games. ChipToof (37:55.777) Yes. The backcourt is averaged in 45 to 50 points. PASSA BROWN (38:01.373) Let me tell you something. She is the absolute difference because they cannot double team Caitlin when she's on the floor. And this is the other thing. When Caitlin is off the floor, you still can't guard her. She's going to the hole. She got a mid-range. She got a three-point. She got a hezzy pull from three. ChipToof (38:17.697) Nope. PASSA BROWN (38:26.17) And she played D. And she played D. So ChipToof (38:27.615) And she played defense, you're right. Hey, now I was gonna say one quick thing, pastor. I didn't mean to cut you off. Free Raven Johnson, Raven Johnson is on this team. She is a former LSU, LSU? South Carolina Gamecocks player. One of my favorites playing for the Gamecocks. And she got drafted to this team that stacked and she sits on the bench. Just free Raven Johnson. I'm sorry pastor, I had to say that. PASSA BROWN (38:35.058) Mm-hmm. PASSA BROWN (38:55.538) That's okay. You know, that's okay. I'm pr I'm pretty sure, you know, we we covered a lot right there. ChipToof (39:02.453) Wow, Eminem, just cut off pasta. $2 fine. ChipToof (39:16.225) Well, Pasa, have, I got three names. I'm gonna start from the least to the greatest. First of all, I just need to say her name, Asia. Asia, Asia buckets, 20, 26 and 9.5 rebounds per game. Her percentage from the floor is ridiculous. She's consistent. She is a star. She is a multiple, multiple champion and MVP. So you have to say her if you're to talk about players. Okay. So let's start there. We can't count her out. That's my third spot in my second spot. We're to give it to Olivia miles. This is the coming out party. Okay. PASSA BROWN (39:39.859) Yes. PASSA BROWN (39:50.357) Mm-hmm. ChipToof (39:57.408) Playoffs is when everybody watches. And I think Olivia Miles, particularly for that Lynx team, again, the Lynx team lost the championship last year. They were there without Olivia Miles. PASSA BROWN (40:08.466) Yeah. Mm-hmm. Correct. What an addition. What an addition. Especially with the Nafisa going out and injured and finding a rookie that can carry the load. That's a whole that means a whole lot. Yeah. ChipToof (40:15.495) What an addition. Yes. Yes. And allowing Olivia. And it was like a blessing in disguise, pastor. It allowed Olivia to develop her game. Nafis is coming back. She'll be fresh for the playoff. So you got to watch out for Libby in my house. But again, I... PASSA BROWN (40:28.262) Yes. ChipToof (40:39.063) play you need to watch out for is Caitlin Clark. Ladies and gentlemen, again, not a fever fan, but this woman, they use the term gravity, okay? Gravity is when she steps on the court, all right? She literally alters how the game is played. She just had a... PASSA BROWN (40:52.82) Hmm. ChipToof (41:06.433) game where she scored 34 points and 12 assists versus Connecticut. I watched that game. She was a plus 32 plus minus. Let me say it again. When she's on the court, she was a plus 32 for her team. Numbers don't lie. If this was last year or excuse me, year before her first couple of years, I would have gave her the forward watch. Can't do it this year. Kaitlyn Clark is the one that you must watch. Now, if they beat up, I'll be happy, I'll be fine. I ain't gonna be mad. But I do want to see what she can do because she is a special player and she is fun to watch. PASSA BROWN (41:52.82) Okay, I'm gonna take my I'm gonna take my order just like you did, three to one. ChipToof (41:56.779) Okay, sir. PASSA BROWN (41:58.877) I'm gonna say number three is Livia Miles. She the wild card. You know, she already has seven hundred and forty-nine points. ChipToof (42:02.617) Mmm. ChipToof (42:07.231) It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. Stupendous. PASSA BROWN (42:10.809) i among the f the most productive rookie s scorers in the hist in the history of the league. ChipToof (42:16.906) Ever. Yes. PASSA BROWN (42:20.216) her difference on the floor, her style, her presence, and I believe the veteran leadership with Nafisa really, really helps her because if you really look at it, they give her room to do what sh do her thing. That's the thing. My second my second player is Anywhere You Wanted. In that's the that's right. In the ChipToof (42:44.007) Anywhere you want it, that's the way you need it. Anywhere you want it. Boom, boom, boom, boom. OK. Kelsey Mitchell. PASSA BROWN (42:50.376) We we I listen, Kelsey Mitchell, me sh man, she she ChipToof (42:56.439) She's beast. She's a beast. mean, Pasha, she was kind of the Olivia Miles before Olivia Miles, I would dare say. Olivia Miles is special, but driving to the rack, that one hand layup, she's special. PASSA BROWN (43:14.568) She got she she man, she lively. Let me tell you something. The craziest thing, when I do watch the fever, I don't watch it for Caitlin Carr. ChipToof (43:22.775) Come on! PASSA BROWN (43:25.456) I'll watch it for any way you want it. That's why I watch the game. I mean, you know, Caitlin Clark is dressing. She the r she the rice and gravy. Yeah, I think so. And number one, you know, you said it. You can't go you can't go past Asia. You can. You know, if if Vegas makes another deep run, she's probably gonna be the biggest individual reason why. ChipToof (43:27.533) Yeah. ChipToof (43:36.799) Wow, Paffa! ChipToof (43:43.521) That's my girl. ChipToof (43:55.435) Yes sir. PASSA BROWN (43:56.255) Yeah, the the biggest individual reason why. Yeah. Yeah. ChipToof (43:59.704) Yes sir. PASSA BROWN (44:10.9) Mm-hmm. PASSA BROWN (44:15.592) Well thank you. y'all got jokes. ChipToof (44:22.381) She always does. Even him, that's good, even him. She always does. PASSA BROWN (44:27.634) You know, I I don't I don't I don't quite understand why y'all gotta jump about it. Well this to you know this you know, today we're talking about the return. We're talking about coming. ChipToof (44:31.693) Woo! Woo! That was a shot. ChipToof (44:42.029) of Jesus? PASSA BROWN (44:43.88) We talk about coming back. That's what we're talking about. PASSA BROWN (44:51.962) Lane to Ole Miss, Donald to the Rams, Giannis to Milwaukee, Jalen to Boston, LeBron to LA. But hear me, coming back ain't the victory. What you do when you get there. Odessa came back to handle his business. So if you're gonna return, come back already. Come back ready, come back strong, come back with purpose. And you if you're not coming back for applause, take the booze in. Keep sailing. This is boss idiots and that's what we do. I swear for Lord, I I you I felt that in my school we do, boy. I felt that. They they you know, I you know, yeah, they on the day. Yes, Lord. They on the day. ChipToof (45:36.437) That been good. ChipToof (45:42.091) Be on today. Ooooo PASSA BROWN (45:50.101) Lord have mercy. You know you know, I'm trying to find her. ChipToof (45:52.013) Where's the with PASSA BROWN (45:58.354) What you mic was off. You know, I don't know what we're gonna do with you, girl. ChipToof (46:03.053) $3. $3. PASSA BROWN (46:07.218) Mm-hmm. PASSA BROWN (46:15.032) Amen with a strong D and Amen again. PASSA BROWN (46:25.886) Cut the thing off, boy.