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- 0:02Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod which Teddy Mellencamp and camera Judge.
- 0:14Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas in
- 0:16Speaker 2: a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and damp Judge.
- 0:20Speaker 3: Morning, Morning Out. I'm sweaty and gross and you look, Melly,
- 0:27Speaker 3: I do. This is hair from yesterday. I did my confessional.
- 0:31Speaker 3: I had a new look yesterday. Oh you dad, I
- 0:35Speaker 3: had an updo, and then when I took it down,
- 0:37Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, last night my hair was so full
- 0:40Speaker 3: and yeah, normally it just sticks straight.
- 0:43Speaker 2: A twenty minute takedown.
- 0:44Speaker 3: It made me think maybe I need hot rollers, you
- 0:48Speaker 3: know what.
- 0:48Speaker 2: I've tried that before, and I love them.
- 0:51Speaker 3: Really, I think I'm gonna buy some. They got to
- 0:53Speaker 3: be new and improved since the nineteen eighties, right.
- 0:56Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, or you could just pull some out
- 0:57Speaker 2: from under your cupboard, which I'm sure you still have
- 1:00Speaker 2: so much. I don't.
- 1:01Speaker 3: I really don't. I did for years, though.
- 1:04Speaker 2: That is too good? Some hot rollers. What you're up to?
- 1:09Speaker 2: Nothing just get you know? Watching some shows? What do
- 1:13Speaker 2: you think of the season six trailer of Salt Lake City?
- 1:18Speaker 3: Very costume, very costme, lots of costumes, lots of like performances.
- 1:23Speaker 3: It kind of look like, I mean, it looks good.
- 1:26Speaker 2: It's the same cast. Brittany comes back again as a friend.
- 1:31Speaker 2: It starts out with the season six trailer is a
- 1:33Speaker 2: Greek tragedy themed. Brittany returns as a friend of Mary,
- 1:39Speaker 2: updates us on Robert Junior. He's doing well as he
- 1:42Speaker 2: can be, like some days are good and some days
- 1:45Speaker 2: he's not. In a confessional, sho cheerfully adds it's his
- 1:47Speaker 2: journey and I know God will work it out. So
- 1:51Speaker 2: I feel like it's going to be a hard year
- 1:54Speaker 2: for Mary, yeah, and her family. And then Mary and
- 1:57Speaker 2: Andrew's friendship seems to be fractured as well, and he
- 2:00Speaker 2: finds Mary as says to her, you're no longer a
- 2:04Speaker 2: sister to me.
- 2:05Speaker 3: Duh oh, trouble in Paradise.
- 2:08Speaker 2: Mary replies, no, You're not find another one, okay, Like
- 2:12Speaker 2: you can just pick sisters up. Let me grab a
- 2:18Speaker 2: sister real quick. Yeah. Then Lisa's relationship with John seems
- 2:22Speaker 2: a little rocky, with her saying I feel like we're
- 2:24Speaker 2: on different pages. Later she got a tarot card reader
- 2:28Speaker 2: and he references and they reference rebuilding trust and Bronwin
- 2:32Speaker 2: and Whitney discuss a mystery man in the marriage.
- 2:35Speaker 3: Who do you think they're talking about?
- 2:38Speaker 2: They're leading us to believe they're talking about Lisa, but
- 2:41Speaker 2: I don't know. It could also be about bron One.
- 2:44Speaker 3: Does it look like Lisa is going to have a
- 2:46Speaker 3: bad season.
- 2:47Speaker 2: It looks like all of them are going to have
- 2:49Speaker 2: a bit of a bad season. Except I didn't see
- 2:51Speaker 2: anything bad for Heather, did you.
- 2:54Speaker 3: I didn't really even notice Heather that much in the
- 2:56Speaker 3: trailer where where he wasn't really in the mix of things.
- 3:00Speaker 3: Maybe I just watched it too.
- 3:01Speaker 2: Quick, Maybe blinked and you miss them. Yeah?
- 3:05Speaker 3: Maybe Did you count how many costumes they had on fifteen?
- 3:09Speaker 1: No?
- 3:09Speaker 2: I didn't actually count, but it was a lot. Then,
- 3:12Speaker 2: Bronwyn and Todd also seen Rocky with Bronwen wondering what
- 3:16Speaker 2: if I'm wrong and I'm gonna look like a fool
- 3:18Speaker 2: and he humiliates me. We also see bron when her
- 3:21Speaker 2: mother discussion discussing there is she was rough the mom rough.
- 3:26Speaker 3: At first I thought it was her daughter's grandmother on
- 3:30Speaker 3: the father's side. No, that's who I thought it was,
- 3:33Speaker 3: because you know, there's so much tension between the two families.
- 3:37Speaker 3: And then when I saw that was her actual mother.
- 3:39Speaker 2: I'm like, oh yeah oop. And then guess what. There's
- 3:43Speaker 2: a crossover with Jason from Below Deck and Jason and
- 3:47Speaker 2: I had flashbacks of when he didn't get my reference, and.
- 3:53Speaker 3: I had flashbacks of New Orleans when you were damn, Oh.
- 3:58Speaker 2: My god, don't act like I was having flirting with him.
- 4:01Speaker 3: No, you're damning I made.
- 4:03Speaker 2: I said, what was it that I even said that?
- 4:05Speaker 2: He didn't understand that.
- 4:07Speaker 3: It was like you like, send him like a death
- 4:10Speaker 3: emoji or something.
- 4:11Speaker 2: I did, like, I'm like dead, like that's funny, like too,
- 4:14Speaker 2: and he thought that you were telling him to die. Yes,
- 4:18Speaker 2: oh my gosh, because I didn't send the skull emoji.
- 4:21Speaker 2: Yes it was yes, Oh my gosh. I can't. This
- 4:26Speaker 2: is just the story of my life. So how did
- 4:30Speaker 2: you feel about Season seven, Episode eleven of Miami.
- 4:35Speaker 3: I thought it was okay. I mean, I thought last
- 4:37Speaker 3: week's was a lot better, but you know, yeah, last
- 4:40Speaker 3: downs and last.
- 4:41Speaker 2: Week's was really good. It starts off with Marisol ats
- 4:44Speaker 2: Alexia how she feels about the fight with Stephanie at
- 4:47Speaker 2: dinner the night before. Stephanie is offended that Alexia said
- 4:52Speaker 2: she has a big.
- 4:53Speaker 3: Head now I have a question about that. I don't
- 4:55Speaker 3: remember this. Does it mean like she's got like a
- 4:58Speaker 3: big head, like she thinks aia herself or her head
- 5:01Speaker 3: is actually big.
- 5:02Speaker 2: I think Stephanie's trying to make a joke and pretend
- 5:06Speaker 2: that she's saying her head circumference is big. But I
- 5:09Speaker 2: think it means her ego Okay.
- 5:11Speaker 3: But she says something in the previews or something about
- 5:14Speaker 3: for next week, I think it was about how big
- 5:17Speaker 3: her actual head was, Like I don't know, yeah.
- 5:20Speaker 2: Because she's trying to make a joke of it. Everything
- 5:22Speaker 2: she's trying to always be.
- 5:24Speaker 3: Yeah, me and Dolores, we're talking about that. We are
- 5:28Speaker 3: on different sides. Like I said, I know you're like Teddy.
- 5:32Speaker 3: I think she's getting on your nerves.
- 5:34Speaker 2: And she this episode she was okay for me.
- 5:38Speaker 3: Yeah, she was good this episode. What about what about
- 5:41Speaker 3: the other episode? The other episode is just a lot.
- 5:45Speaker 2: It's a lot. And I know that people love how
- 5:48Speaker 2: and you need housewives that are a lot. I guess
- 5:51Speaker 2: she's great for a newbie, she's great and God, I
- 5:53Speaker 2: think it makes sense when she says she doesn't have
- 5:55Speaker 2: a lot of girlfriends, because maybe they have. She has
- 5:59Speaker 2: no one to check her kind of put her in
- 6:00Speaker 2: her place and be like, listen, we don't need to
- 6:02Speaker 2: hear this, yeah, or we got it.
- 6:04Speaker 3: I get that. And guys, for those of you who don't,
- 6:06Speaker 3: are just now realizing Miami is now going to be
- 6:11Speaker 3: after Orange County. So Orange County is on at eight
- 6:13Speaker 3: o'clock instead at nine o'clock, and then Miami's gonna so
- 6:17Speaker 3: we're on the same day. Now.
- 6:19Speaker 2: I love that.
- 6:20Speaker 3: What makes it it's hard for us?
- 6:23Speaker 2: Did you hear my deep breath of two in one day?
- 6:29Speaker 2: Two in one day? But then they're still all, you know,
- 6:33Speaker 2: wrapped up about the fact that Lisa is unbothered that
- 6:37Speaker 2: everyone thinks her arriving late is disrespectful. It's disrespectful to her.
- 6:41Speaker 3: Well, I'm confused because she got herself screwed. Oh I know,
- 6:46Speaker 3: I know, but I'm confused. So she was in Saint Bart's,
- 6:49Speaker 3: but weren't they waiting for her at the airport in Miamis.
- 6:53Speaker 2: But I don't know if she got stuck in Saint
- 6:55Speaker 2: bart We don't know. I'm sure there's more to this
- 6:58Speaker 2: that we're not getting. But she says she was dealing
- 7:01Speaker 2: with divorce matters with her lawyers, in Saint Bart's.
- 7:04Speaker 3: What do you think what kind of legal stuff's going
- 7:07Speaker 3: on in St?
- 7:07Speaker 2: Bart's? I don't. I think she was just on vacation. Probably.
- 7:10Speaker 3: Do you think that's what it was? Is that why
- 7:12Speaker 3: she's like laughing and joking and I don't need to
- 7:14Speaker 3: talk about that. Oh please, it's no big deal. And
- 7:18Speaker 3: then Larsa Larsa, Larsa does she get her taxes done
- 7:22Speaker 3: in Bali?
- 7:26Speaker 2: Oh god? Then Marisol Larsa, Lisa and Stephanie and Adriana
- 7:32Speaker 2: had Flamenco dress shopping. Marisol is planning.
- 7:35Speaker 3: I thought it was Flamingo what I did all these years.
- 7:39Speaker 3: I thought it was Flamingo. It's Flamenco with.
- 7:43Speaker 2: The CEO, not a g O.
- 7:45Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, Learn when you read, it's crazy.
- 7:49Speaker 2: Learn when you read and you see a different letter
- 7:51Speaker 2: and you're like.
- 7:52Speaker 3: I'm out Flamenco. Really, I thought its Flamingo.
- 7:56Speaker 2: Then Marisola said she's planning a birthday surprise for Stephanie.
- 8:00Speaker 2: Stephanie thinks that Marisol is different when Alexia is around
- 8:05Speaker 2: and changes her personality to mimic Alexia. I don't know
- 8:08Speaker 2: that I fully agree with this.
- 8:09Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't fully agree with I don't agree with
- 8:11Speaker 3: it at all.
- 8:12Speaker 2: I don't think Maarsol is always the same.
- 8:15Speaker 3: I think what they're seeing is when Marisol's not around her,
- 8:18Speaker 3: Like they're such a team, you know what I mean,
- 8:19Speaker 3: they're always together, So I think when she's not around her,
- 8:23Speaker 3: she gives, you know, she's more talking, more attention, one
- 8:27Speaker 3: on one attention. I think the girls that are working
- 8:31Speaker 3: over time to break up Alexia and Marisol's friendship.
- 8:35Speaker 2: Which I'm like, guys, it's probably not going to happen. Well,
- 8:39Speaker 2: are we seeing it happen later this season? I feel
- 8:42Speaker 2: like maybe we hear that they have a little drama
- 8:44Speaker 2: later in the season.
- 8:45Speaker 3: I think so.
- 8:46Speaker 2: I think so. Then they go to go to get
- 8:49Speaker 2: ice cream and Larsa licks hers very suggestively. In the confessional,
- 8:55Speaker 2: Marisol says that's why she makes big bucks on only fans.
- 8:59Speaker 3: She's deep roading at Tito's bottle. I'm like, oh, Marisol
- 9:04Speaker 3: is pure comedy to me.
- 9:07Speaker 2: Ah, she's so funny. It's funny.
- 9:10Speaker 3: Does Larsa still have OnlyFans? She doesn't talk about it anymore.
- 9:13Speaker 2: I think we all don't talk about it anymore. We
- 9:15Speaker 2: got over it. Well.
- 9:17Speaker 3: I think she probably is like it's probably not great
- 9:19Speaker 3: to talk about because then people just give a shit.
- 9:22Speaker 2: She gets enough shit already, you know everybody does, so
- 9:25Speaker 2: she's probably just like, you know what, I'm gonna go
- 9:26Speaker 2: about my business, make some money and do what I
- 9:28Speaker 2: gotta do.
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- 10:34Speaker 2: Then Julie, Julia, Gertie, Kiki, and Alexia go to a
- 10:38Speaker 2: food market. Alexia thinks Kiki hasn't been herself on this trip.
- 10:42Speaker 2: She's been a bit distant.
- 10:43Speaker 3: She's been pretty quiet, that's for sure.
- 10:45Speaker 2: Kiki shares that she helps several of our Haitian cousins immigrate,
- 10:48Speaker 2: but can't support her entire family. She has received death
- 10:51Speaker 2: threats from seb family members and has had to move.
- 10:55Speaker 2: That's crazy. Yeah. Then at dress shopping, Alexi tells Julia
- 10:59Speaker 2: that Todd has been texting her good morning. And then
- 11:02Speaker 2: you see that Alexi is still wearing her wedding ring.
- 11:04Speaker 3: I think she put it back on. Yea, and Alexia,
- 11:07Speaker 3: noticing that something was off about Keiki, just goes to
- 11:09Speaker 3: show that she is a girl's girl. She is a
- 11:11Speaker 3: good friend. She is Nobody else is asking, hey, Kiki,
- 11:15Speaker 3: why are you not talking?
- 11:16Speaker 2: Yeah, Kiki, what's up? Are you doing? All right?
- 11:19Speaker 3: Kiki always death threats, which I don't mind from family members.
- 11:26Speaker 3: I know that's just that's dark. Yeah, it's I mean,
- 11:31Speaker 3: my heart is breaking for Kiki. I know she wants
- 11:33Speaker 3: to help her family, but she can't only want one
- 11:36Speaker 3: person can only do so much. Yeah, and why do
- 11:38Speaker 3: you want to help somebody that's sending you death threats.
- 11:41Speaker 2: I know, right it's and I love Kiki. I do too,
- 11:46Speaker 2: but I do kind of wish that the woman had
- 11:48Speaker 2: the same energy with Alexia about bringing up Todd like
- 11:51Speaker 2: they did with Lisa with Lenny, because I to be honest,
- 11:54Speaker 2: I don't really want to hear his name anymore.
- 11:56Speaker 3: Well, it makes me sad seeing Alexia trying so hard
- 12:00Speaker 3: to make things work with Todd, because I mean, we
- 12:02Speaker 3: know where she's at now and we're happy, and I
- 12:04Speaker 3: know she had to go through the process because you
- 12:06Speaker 3: know what she deserves better.
- 12:08Speaker 2: In my mind, I know, I wonder, and I wonder
- 12:12Speaker 2: on his end, how he's going to respond as he's
- 12:15Speaker 2: watching these episodes.
- 12:16Speaker 3: Has he been vocal? I haven't seen anything.
- 12:18Speaker 2: I haven't I don't follow him. While speaking of following,
- 12:23Speaker 2: Larsa asked Lisa why she can't follow a great lead.
- 12:27Speaker 2: In Thank You So Much Fun, Larsa asked Lisa why
- 12:33Speaker 2: she can't unfollow Marcus on Instagram, and Lisa says she
- 12:36Speaker 2: was going to until a Larsa was not so great
- 12:39Speaker 2: to her. Larsa tells her to name one time she's
- 12:41Speaker 2: been a bad friend. Larsa says she doesn't want to
- 12:44Speaker 2: be friends with Lisa. If she won't unfollow him, it
- 12:46Speaker 2: calls Lisa a groupie.
- 12:50Speaker 3: Okay, but but Lisa said, I need to collect my thoughts.
- 12:54Speaker 3: I need a moment, also known as I need to
- 12:57Speaker 3: find a reason why I haven't unfollowed him. I don't
- 13:00Speaker 3: quite know what to say.
- 13:01Speaker 2: I don't have time to text people back to let
- 13:03Speaker 2: them know I have missed flights, let alone remember who
- 13:05Speaker 2: I'm following and who am right right?
- 13:07Speaker 3: Lisa is like, I'm very very busy.
- 13:09Speaker 2: I think she's just flighty. Like I don't, Oh she is,
- 13:13Speaker 2: I think so too. She was probably like, oh shit,
- 13:15Speaker 2: I did forget, but instead just decided, well, I'll just
- 13:17Speaker 2: go for it with Like.
- 13:18Speaker 3: Okay, so Lisa saying there's no bigger groupie than Larsa.
- 13:21Speaker 3: What do you think about that? Because she dates athletes?
- 13:24Speaker 3: That makes her a groupie? What do they call people that?
- 13:28Speaker 1: Like?
- 13:28Speaker 3: What did your dad call people like they would hang
- 13:31Speaker 3: out at his concert? To those called groupies too?
- 13:33Speaker 2: No, back in the day, it was like they were
- 13:35Speaker 2: like band aids or whatever. Oh really, yeah, remember with
- 13:39Speaker 2: Kate Hudson, the movie with Kate Hudson.
- 13:42Speaker 3: Oh yes, yes, what a band of that? Yeah? I
- 13:45Speaker 3: just don't see Larsa almost famous, That's what it was.
- 13:49Speaker 3: I don't see Larsa hanging out at ballgames, waiting amongst
- 13:55Speaker 3: all the other girls like, hey, Hi, it's me.
- 13:59Speaker 2: You want to go? I think they just want to
- 14:00Speaker 2: go out with Larsa.
- 14:02Speaker 3: Yeah, And she's Larsa Pippin.
- 14:06Speaker 2: She's Larsa Pippen. And then the other women recognized that
- 14:09Speaker 2: the unfollowing issue is actually a power struggle between the
- 14:13Speaker 2: two of them.
- 14:14Speaker 3: Well, that might be right, it is. I think at
- 14:16Speaker 3: this point, Lisa's like, I ain't unfollowing. I'm not going
- 14:19Speaker 3: to follow.
- 14:20Speaker 2: You're not the boss to me. Yeah, Like I think
- 14:23Speaker 2: that's what she's saying, and it sounded like and.
- 14:25Speaker 3: Then Larsa's like and then they were started sounding like children.
- 14:28Speaker 3: Larsa's like, you weren't missed yesterday, Nobody missed you, Nobody cares.
- 14:35Speaker 2: Lisa always looks like a deer in the headlights, like
- 14:37Speaker 2: she's like.
- 14:39Speaker 3: I know. Then Lisa says Marcus is a better friend
- 14:42Speaker 3: than you.
- 14:43Speaker 2: Oh god, oh I gos so funny things are?
- 14:48Speaker 3: I love those kind of like petty arguments on her as.
- 14:51Speaker 2: If Marcus has really been reaching out to Lisa at
- 14:53Speaker 2: this point, the way that Lisa's boyfriend's been reaching out
- 14:57Speaker 2: to Larsa.
- 14:59Speaker 3: We need to talk about that when we get there.
- 15:01Speaker 3: Oh gosh, I'm not thrilled about that.
- 15:04Speaker 2: Well, first they do the they do some dancing.
- 15:09Speaker 3: Wait wait, I forgot, I forgot dipping this up? What
- 15:12Speaker 3: about Lisa taking notes as luxist, throwing insults at her.
- 15:18Speaker 3: She's like, she's like bothered.
- 15:24Speaker 2: Hearing what you have to say about me.
- 15:26Speaker 3: But that's like after every scene of Housewives, because I
- 15:29Speaker 3: can't remember shit, I go home and I'm like, so
- 15:32Speaker 3: and so said this, and so and so said that,
- 15:34Speaker 3: just so I can remember, because it's like such foolish
- 15:37Speaker 3: nonsense that your brain doesn't even want to process it,
- 15:40Speaker 3: just throws it away.
- 15:41Speaker 2: It's like I'm done, I don't care. I've already I've
- 15:43Speaker 2: already heard this eighty four times.
- 15:45Speaker 3: Sometime.
- 15:46Speaker 2: Then they go to the Flamenco Dance and singing class
- 15:50Speaker 2: and Julia says she's sick of a fighting between Lisa
- 15:53Speaker 2: and Larsa. Julia, you have set so many fights this
- 15:56Speaker 2: entire season.
- 15:57Speaker 3: Like the thing is like me and Delores, we're talking
- 16:01Speaker 3: about this yesterday. She is not good at stirring the
- 16:05Speaker 3: pot she's not good at it. She gives thirsty like.
- 16:09Speaker 2: She gives wet noodle.
- 16:11Speaker 3: Yeah, like, you can't do it. It's not your personality,
- 16:14Speaker 3: so stop trying to do it. Just be yourself. Because
- 16:16Speaker 3: she's she's looking dumb. I'm sorry I said it. Well,
- 16:20Speaker 3: I am about the flashback of Marcus saying the women
- 16:23Speaker 3: should should wouldn't even be able to wash the dishes
- 16:26Speaker 3: or something like that. It was with Andy, Oh god,
- 16:29Speaker 3: I think it was at the reunion. I'm like, I
- 16:32Speaker 3: forgot about that one.
- 16:33Speaker 2: I forgot about that little part that Marcus slipped in.
- 16:37Speaker 3: Yeah yeah. And then Julia keeps saying I organize this
- 16:40Speaker 3: trip and everybody's yelling, potting from the lady who you
- 16:45Speaker 3: caused the yelling. You caused the drama. I'm sick of.
- 16:49Speaker 2: Her starting shit and then pretending like she doesn't want
- 16:52Speaker 2: to be in the shit.
- 16:53Speaker 3: It's just she's not a good shit star.
- 16:55Speaker 2: No, not her thing.
- 16:57Speaker 3: She needs to find another role on the show. No,
- 16:59Speaker 3: she milk goats, go back to the goat life, to
- 17:04Speaker 3: the I'd rather see your cute little sons. I just
- 17:07Speaker 3: stop staring the shit.
- 17:08Speaker 2: Yeah it's not because then you get she gets like
- 17:11Speaker 2: lost in the conversation and then like can't keep it.
- 17:14Speaker 2: I'm like, and then creates new drama. But then at dinner,
- 17:19Speaker 2: Larsa says Jody has been texting her, which we were
- 17:21Speaker 2: talking about. And then after the Flamenco class, Lisa and
- 17:25Speaker 2: Larsa got into an argument in the elevator about Milan.
- 17:29Speaker 3: What did you think about Jody calling Larsa a predator?
- 17:34Speaker 2: I think the fact that Jody is getting involved in
- 17:38Speaker 2: this at all at this point needs to stop.
- 17:41Speaker 3: Yeah, I like you, Jody, I just think you're giving
- 17:44Speaker 3: off Like I don't want to name some guys on
- 17:47Speaker 3: our show, but you know what I'm talking about. Just
- 17:49Speaker 3: don't get It's just best that you don't get involved.
- 17:53Speaker 3: Let the girls do the girls stuff. You just support
- 17:57Speaker 3: your girlfriend.
- 17:58Speaker 2: Well. I also think, like he's writing like novels.
- 18:01Speaker 3: Twenty would they say something like twenty minutes like big
- 18:04Speaker 3: old long text messages like twenty minutes later, after you know,
- 18:09Speaker 3: Lisa gets off the phone, he's like texting all this stuff.
- 18:12Speaker 3: I'm like, why why are you doing that? And then
- 18:14Speaker 3: we obviously we're probably going to see it next week's episode,
- 18:18Speaker 3: but the girls are like, oh, oh, oh my god.
- 18:21Speaker 2: He did, he was probably on a roll. And like
- 18:25Speaker 2: then then Larsa said she had to block, actually block
- 18:28Speaker 2: him from texting her.
- 18:30Speaker 3: Well, it was probably get annoying if he kept texting
- 18:32Speaker 3: and texting, And it's just it. I want to know
- 18:35Speaker 3: what he's I want to know what he's saying, and
- 18:36Speaker 3: I'm sure we're going to hear it, but just don't
- 18:39Speaker 3: get involved.
- 18:41Speaker 2: I'm sure we're going to see.
- 18:42Speaker 3: The screen shots.
- 18:43Speaker 2: I can't I mention of real house sizes in Miami
- 18:45Speaker 2: might as well be called screenshots.
- 18:47Speaker 3: Screenshots. I just couldn't imagine Eddie ever doing something like that, ever, ever, ever.
- 18:52Speaker 2: Well, and then when they're all sitting around the dinner
- 18:55Speaker 2: table and there you know, this is all coming to light,
- 18:58Speaker 2: and Lisa starts to say that she has to get
- 19:01Speaker 2: something done for court within the next hour. She needs
- 19:05Speaker 2: somebody to sign off, but not one of the girls
- 19:07Speaker 2: asks her one question about it.
- 19:10Speaker 3: Well, I mean, if they did, they didn't show it.
- 19:12Speaker 3: But I find it hard to believe that she just
- 19:14Speaker 3: found this out, Like your attorney's not turney gives you
- 19:18Speaker 3: a heads up. They're not like you have one hour,
- 19:21Speaker 3: you're in Spain, get this notarized.
- 19:23Speaker 2: Well, I have a feeling she put it on. I
- 19:25Speaker 2: guess she's not one of those that like has her
- 19:28Speaker 2: calendar and she checks it off the list as she
- 19:30Speaker 2: gets things done. I think she's more just like fly
- 19:33Speaker 2: by the Seatar pants. And I bet she probably got
- 19:34Speaker 2: a message that said, you didn't get this lawyer thing
- 19:37Speaker 2: turned in why you were in business on in say Bart's.
- 19:43Speaker 3: I mean, I think Lisa should get a sponsor with
- 19:46Speaker 3: some kind of calendar company.
- 19:48Speaker 2: She need just a little reminder, send an automatic text message.
- 19:54Speaker 3: It's time to take your shot.
- 19:59Speaker 2: But then the fight starts to escalate and Larsa it's
- 20:03Speaker 2: like pretty much she's saying she's done. She's she's like
- 20:06Speaker 2: I'm out, yeah, And I was like, okay, she mean
- 20:09Speaker 2: I'm out from this night. She meaning I'm out from
- 20:12Speaker 2: this trip. Yeah.
- 20:13Speaker 3: She wasn't quite clear. She kept saying I want to
- 20:15Speaker 3: go home. So it's like, okay, you want to go
- 20:19Speaker 3: home to home, or you want to go home back
- 20:21Speaker 3: to your hotel room. Like it didn't so I think
- 20:24Speaker 3: she was saying hotel room. But so she was pulling
- 20:28Speaker 3: she was pulling a tamera. I'm going home, I'm going home.
- 20:31Speaker 2: I can't take this. Who would I say would be
- 20:34Speaker 2: your bestie. You can't say Marisol or Alexia Alexia because
- 20:39Speaker 2: we're already close with them. Okay, who would you say
- 20:41Speaker 2: you'd be besties with.
- 20:43Speaker 3: On the show? Stephanie?
- 20:45Speaker 2: Stephanie. Yes, that's why, because you want private jet.
- 20:49Speaker 1: No.
- 20:50Speaker 3: I mean, that's nice, it's a plus. But I just
- 20:53Speaker 3: I like her sense of humor. I like her no nonsense.
- 20:56Speaker 3: She doesn't butter things up. You know where you stand
- 20:58Speaker 3: with her. She doesn't hold back, she's not sneaky, she's
- 21:02Speaker 3: not a liar, you know all those things. I'm not
- 21:05Speaker 3: saying that any of the other girls are. I just
- 21:07Speaker 3: connect with that type of person. Just tell me like
- 21:11Speaker 3: it is.
- 21:11Speaker 2: I can't believe you didn't say Larsa.
- 21:13Speaker 3: Oh, I like, I love Larsa too. Oh God, don't
- 21:16Speaker 3: don't start shit. Larsa. Well, Larsa's good friends with Stephanie.
- 21:19Speaker 3: So it's we're gonna be the new trace A Vegas.
- 21:22Speaker 3: We're gonna be the new Avegas.
- 21:25Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. And then on a different note, since
- 21:27Speaker 2: we didn't do any.
- 21:28Speaker 3: Really, well, Larsa doesn't have a private chat.
- 21:30Speaker 2: I was kidding, I know, why not? I know, get
- 21:34Speaker 2: that private jet? Honey, Well, I have an advice question
- 21:49Speaker 2: for you, because now that we've we kind of blew
- 21:51Speaker 2: this episode I think was a little bit of a filler,
- 21:53Speaker 2: and then show will hit the fan again next week.
- 21:55Speaker 2: I think that's what how it tends to work with
- 21:57Speaker 2: all of these Housewives shows. I mean, now that we've
- 21:59Speaker 2: watched you, I kind of see how it ebbs and flows.
- 22:03Speaker 2: But do you so this weekend, I don't have the kids,
- 22:08Speaker 2: do you? And I'm gonna go on like a little
- 22:10Speaker 2: getaway by myself, by yourself? Yeah, do we think I'm
- 22:15Speaker 2: going to be sad or I'm going to be happy?
- 22:17Speaker 2: It's close to the house, Like.
- 22:19Speaker 3: What do you mean by yourself? You're scaring me, like
- 22:22Speaker 3: just going like to.
- 22:23Speaker 2: A hotel because for me, it's when with the nesting,
- 22:26Speaker 2: I feel sometimes like I'm I don't even know how
- 22:31Speaker 2: to say this, but like I'm when I'm not feeling
- 22:34Speaker 2: well and I'm laying in bed and the kids are
- 22:36Speaker 2: around and it's not my like time to you know, really,
- 22:41Speaker 2: I feel like I get more lonely. So I was
- 22:45Speaker 2: thinking maybe if I go and I like can be
- 22:48Speaker 2: somewhere where I can go on like little beach walks
- 22:50Speaker 2: or do things.
- 22:50Speaker 3: Okay, so little change of scenery.
- 22:52Speaker 2: For change of scenery, not a getaway, I would say,
- 22:55Speaker 2: a change.
- 22:55Speaker 3: Of Okay, change of scenery. I think that'll be good
- 22:58Speaker 3: for you.
- 22:58Speaker 2: You think it'll be good for me, because I'm like,
- 23:00Speaker 2: already I'm starting to feel a little bit better, I think.
- 23:05Speaker 2: But then I don't really know, because last night I
- 23:08Speaker 2: was awake until one in the morning, even though I
- 23:11Speaker 2: went to bed at like nine. Why I have no idea?
- 23:16Speaker 2: Is it?
- 23:16Speaker 3: Like, is it stress or is it medication?
- 23:19Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 23:20Speaker 3: Can they give you something to sleep?
- 23:23Speaker 2: I was about to take a vena, but then I
- 23:25Speaker 2: was like, is it too late? And then I'll wake
- 23:26Speaker 2: up and then I'll be I don't.
- 23:28Speaker 3: Know how to taken like a bite of it or something.
- 23:30Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I need to ask my doctors, like should
- 23:33Speaker 2: I maybe I should think about doing more vina like
- 23:36Speaker 2: during the day, not doing more. I have doing some
- 23:40Speaker 2: doing some because you should.
- 23:42Speaker 3: At least try it. I should try it. It's not
- 23:45Speaker 3: going to hurt you.
- 23:45Speaker 2: It's all natural, yeah, I mean, because I've heard a
- 23:48Speaker 2: lot of people that are in treatment actually do that.
- 23:51Speaker 2: So I want to talk to my doctor about it, because.
- 23:54Speaker 3: Me, I'll send you more. I don't know what you
- 23:56Speaker 3: have and what you don't have, but I can always
- 23:58Speaker 3: send you some.
- 23:59Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean to the other moms out there,
- 24:01Speaker 2: I don't know if there's this extra added, like a
- 24:04Speaker 2: little bit of anxiety or whatever about like the kids' schedules,
- 24:07Speaker 2: because like they're out of camp and school hasn't started yet.
- 24:10Speaker 2: There's like that's downtime.
- 24:12Speaker 3: When does school start for you guys?
- 24:13Speaker 2: Like still like another two weeks? Oh? I think because
- 24:17Speaker 2: they go back for like a day.
- 24:18Speaker 3: Oh so they go day Oh okay, you know when
- 24:21Speaker 3: we went to school, we started after Labor Day.
- 24:23Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just why they change it.
- 24:26Speaker 3: Kids in our neighborhood start like in the the twenty seconds.
- 24:28Speaker 3: They start like next week.
- 24:30Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 24:30Speaker 3: So yeah, So I'm going to yama Va.
- 24:34Speaker 2: Oh you are yes.
- 24:36Speaker 3: So it's Eddie's grandma's one hundredth birthday, one hundred years old.
- 24:41Speaker 3: And she wanted to go to a casino.
- 24:45Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. So you guys are gonna have so
- 24:46Speaker 2: much fun at Yamava.
- 24:47Speaker 3: And I think Vegas would be too overwhelming for her.
- 24:51Speaker 3: So in Yamava, remember they had that big casino and.
- 24:54Speaker 2: They had night, Remember that delicious place we went to there.
- 24:57Speaker 3: We're having dinner there for her birthday. Eddie and his
- 25:01Speaker 3: aunt are having like shirts made they were all wearing
- 25:04Speaker 3: with her face on it and saying one hundredth birthday.
- 25:06Speaker 2: Can imagine this?
- 25:08Speaker 3: Yeah, bah bah, I know.
- 25:09Speaker 2: They're like, can you I know?
- 25:12Speaker 3: And they're sent we're sending pictures of her. They're going
- 25:14Speaker 3: to do pictures inside the casino of her, all kinds
- 25:17Speaker 3: of stuff. They want to know what her favorite slot
- 25:19Speaker 3: machine is. And it's gonna be fun. I've never I've
- 25:24Speaker 3: never my family, I should say, it has never been
- 25:28Speaker 3: that family that's like, oh, let's all wear matching T
- 25:31Speaker 3: shirts and we're going to go to Disneyland, you know,
- 25:34Speaker 3: and stuff. We've never done stuff like that.
- 25:36Speaker 2: So it'll be fun. It'll be a little bit of
- 25:39Speaker 2: a documentation of it on the ground for me, so
- 25:42Speaker 2: I can live vicariously when I'm laying down.
- 25:45Speaker 3: One hundred years old. We were Her birthday is actually
- 25:48Speaker 3: the following weekend, but she's doing something with other family,
- 25:55Speaker 3: so we're like, Okay, let's do the weekend before. But
- 25:57Speaker 3: the following weekend there's actually a she only Spanish, so
- 26:00Speaker 3: there's there was a Spanish speaking concert, and I thought, oh,
- 26:04Speaker 3: we'll get tickets. We'll do that, and then well we
- 26:08Speaker 3: couldn't because she had something else do. Very busy at
- 26:11Speaker 3: a hundred years old.
- 26:12Speaker 2: She's booked up. I know, she's one hundred and more
- 26:15Speaker 2: booked up than I am.
- 26:16Speaker 3: I know, right, I'm like, wow, oh my.
- 26:19Speaker 2: Gosh, well I can't wait to hear all the details going.
- 26:21Speaker 3: Well, like, it's just that's amazing.
- 26:25Speaker 2: Well that probably makes Eddie so happy too, that he
- 26:28Speaker 2: can go and do that with all of you guys.
- 26:30Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because I was even going, should we do
- 26:33Speaker 3: like a ninety nine and a half. You know, this
- 26:35Speaker 3: was when after she did ninety nine just because you
- 26:37Speaker 3: just you know, you don't know. Yeah, and yeah, one
- 26:40Speaker 3: hundred years old.
- 26:41Speaker 2: Well, are you going to play the slots?
- 26:44Speaker 3: Maybe I'm not a big gambler.
- 26:47Speaker 2: Can you make some money? No, I'm not a big gambler. No,
- 26:50Speaker 2: I wouldn't mind if you made us money. Okay, I'll
- 26:52Speaker 2: make us some money, okay, perfect, So many we'll have
- 26:55Speaker 2: fun this week in tam I love you.
- 26:56Speaker 3: It's next weekend. I'm actually I'm going to Big Bear.
- 27:01Speaker 3: I have not been and.
- 27:02Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, you and the Big Bear.
- 27:04Speaker 3: Three weeks. It's been since I've been there. Eddie's Eddie's gone,
- 27:07Speaker 3: but I haven't. I'm just so busy, teddy, Like I
- 27:10Speaker 3: feel like ever since the show started, from New York
- 27:14Speaker 3: time I was in New York to home, It's like
- 27:16Speaker 3: I just can't sit down. It's every day something all
- 27:19Speaker 3: day long. And yeah, it's just one thing. So we're
- 27:22Speaker 3: going to Big Bear. We have like three days, four days,
- 27:26Speaker 3: maybe we're going We're coming back. I have a big
- 27:28Speaker 3: Vina photo shoot. Then we go to Yama Bah. Then
- 27:32Speaker 3: I get home and then I have press days and
- 27:35Speaker 3: then I'm going to Yellowstone and it's just it's a lot.
- 27:40Speaker 3: Yellowstone's fun. That's that's a vacation.
- 27:42Speaker 2: That'll be fun. Yeah, that'll give you a little a
- 27:45Speaker 2: little break.
- 27:45Speaker 3: So our next podcast I'll be in I'll be in
- 27:48Speaker 3: Big Bear relaxing.
- 27:50Speaker 2: Perfect. So what shows do we have that come out
- 27:53Speaker 2: next week?
- 27:54Speaker 3: Well, when does Salt Lake City actually come out? Six
- 27:57Speaker 3: weeks now? Is that what it is?
- 27:59Speaker 2: Usually? Six weeks til sixteenth? Okay, yeah, so about a month. Yeah,
- 28:03Speaker 2: you're you know, five six weeks.
- 28:06Speaker 3: So we'll have three shows on at one time.
- 28:09Speaker 2: Yeah, So we'll have Salt Lake City, we'll have Orange County,
- 28:14Speaker 2: Orange County, and we have Miami.
- 28:17Speaker 3: What are we doing with the London London? Because people
- 28:22Speaker 3: possibly trying to, you know, want us to recap it.
- 28:27Speaker 3: I mean, I'm for it. If people want to hear it.
- 28:30Speaker 2: I know that Let's watch the first episode, I think,
- 28:34Speaker 2: and see how we feel, okay, because I'd rather as recrap, recrap.
- 28:40Speaker 2: Let's recrap quality not quantity.
- 28:44Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah for sure.
- 28:45Speaker 2: So if we love it, I think we should recap it,
- 28:48Speaker 2: because then we would be doing a disservice by not
- 28:52Speaker 2: But if we watch it and we're like, uh, kind
- 28:56Speaker 2: of how we felt about when we were watching Dubai, right, I.
- 29:01Speaker 3: Can't wait for Salt Lake City to come out.
- 29:04Speaker 2: I'm already missing the Valley. You are, yes, I know.
- 29:11Speaker 3: I know people are saying our Valley episode was really good.
- 29:17Speaker 3: I know they loved it, and I'm like, what do
- 29:19Speaker 3: we do? I can't remember we were funny that day? Say,
- 29:27Speaker 3: sometimes I feel lacking that. Sometimes it doesn't don't be
- 29:33Speaker 3: a theme song that.
- 29:35Speaker 2: Is actually my theme song. I live by that well.
- 29:38Speaker 3: Orange County is a well. I haven't actually watched it.
- 29:43Speaker 3: I've only heard the two pieces and yeah, I mean
- 29:49Speaker 3: I literally hit a mental break down at that point,
- 29:53Speaker 3: mental breakdown. I was just so sad and things were
- 29:58Speaker 3: I just felt like nobody gave a ship at how
- 30:00Speaker 3: I felt, except for Heather, and they're always always coming
- 30:03Speaker 3: at me. And evidently Xanax and alcohol don't mix.
- 30:07Speaker 2: I was wondering if you took a xanax.
- 30:09Speaker 3: Did do you? Girl? After you see I I was
- 30:13Speaker 3: living on xan X.
- 30:14Speaker 2: I was wondering. I was like, is she is that
- 30:17Speaker 2: a xana because one of your eyes was a little
- 30:19Speaker 2: bit off. Yeah, no, And I was like, is she
- 30:21Speaker 2: on a xanax?
- 30:23Speaker 3: Teddy? I lived on xan X those first like six
- 30:29Speaker 3: weeks after you were hospitalized, Like I had to film.
- 30:33Speaker 3: I had to film and try not to really talk
- 30:35Speaker 3: about it. But then you know, it's out there all
- 30:37Speaker 3: over the press and getting asked questions and my mind
- 30:40Speaker 3: not being there and just this was where I hit
- 30:45Speaker 3: a wall.
- 30:46Speaker 2: I'm glad you told me about the xan X because
- 30:49Speaker 2: the last episode, what Delores and I did the recap,
- 30:53Speaker 2: we were like, there's something askew with the way that
- 30:56Speaker 2: Tamar's face looks.
- 30:57Speaker 3: Yeah, oh great was doing Yeah, No, it's just one.
- 31:03Speaker 2: I mean not like I've never taken a xanax before
- 31:05Speaker 2: and had been askew in my life, but it just
- 31:08Speaker 2: no like your one of your eyes was just like
- 31:11Speaker 2: more closed.
- 31:12Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I'm I would take you know, back then,
- 31:16Speaker 3: just to get through filming. I would take a half
- 31:17Speaker 3: a one and I would be okay, but you would
- 31:20Speaker 3: notice I was very mellow. And then that day there
- 31:25Speaker 3: I mixed it with alcohol.
- 31:28Speaker 2: Yeah, and that I'll do it.
- 31:29Speaker 3: That was a I don't remember any of it.
- 31:32Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Well, now you're bringing me back, don't
- 31:35Speaker 2: we worry? Guys. I'll be recapping it with either Dolores
- 31:38Speaker 2: or Erica soon enough. I'm just worrying. Is Erica Erica
- 31:43Speaker 2: is out of town? Oh okay, yeah, cast up.
- 31:46Speaker 3: I'm assuming I have no idea. Not too many things
- 31:51Speaker 3: have leaked. We've only seen a couple of things come
- 31:53Speaker 3: out about, you know, fans taking pictures and posting the
- 31:57Speaker 3: Denise stuff I saw.
- 32:00Speaker 2: I'm saying that the air mage shoot of.
- 32:03Speaker 3: Dot bags were old and redcord bogs. Isn't crazy the
- 32:09Speaker 3: things that fans pick up on?
- 32:11Speaker 2: How do people notice that? I one, even once I
- 32:15Speaker 2: saw it, I still didn't notice it.
- 32:16Speaker 3: But I was like, what, Yeah, I would have never
- 32:20Speaker 3: noticed things like that, Like, now I wonder if it's true.
- 32:24Speaker 2: Maybe she was doing returns.
- 32:26Speaker 3: Oh my god, maybe she wore it and returned it.
- 32:31Speaker 3: Somebody's so funny. Somebody said that about me because there
- 32:35Speaker 3: was a filming that was put out of order, you know,
- 32:39Speaker 3: so you know, sometimes you film if they don't show
- 32:40Speaker 3: it until a different time in the season. So it
- 32:43Speaker 3: was me and Sofia going through my clothes, and I
- 32:45Speaker 3: had the brown dress and I actually wore to Heather's party,
- 32:50Speaker 3: So after the scene was shot before Heather's party, because
- 32:53Speaker 3: obviously took the tags off and sitting in the dresses
- 32:56Speaker 3: right there. And then when they showed me and Sofia
- 32:58Speaker 3: going through my clothes, it was after There's party and
- 33:00Speaker 3: the tags were on it. They're like, oh my god,
- 33:02Speaker 3: she leaves the tags on and then she returns it.
- 33:05Speaker 2: I'm like, people are so I didn't put it together
- 33:09Speaker 2: that way. I was just like, oh, won and done.
- 33:11Speaker 2: She wore. Now she's done with it.
- 33:13Speaker 3: I well, I do, like, I mean, very few dresses
- 33:16Speaker 3: I hold on too, like especially because I mean I
- 33:20Speaker 3: always have a few staple dresses that I hold on too.
- 33:22Speaker 3: But something like that, I'll probably never wear it again. Never.
- 33:27Speaker 3: So Sophia is slacking on putting them on my eBay
- 33:30Speaker 3: because she works now and has a boyfriend. So and
- 33:34Speaker 3: I don't really doing because my demographic is different aka
- 33:40Speaker 3: your old mom know me on Poshmark, wu's your shit?
- 33:47Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Well, I'm excited for you to have
- 33:50Speaker 2: a little getaway this weekend with Eddie and be able
- 33:53Speaker 2: to take a little break and then we'll come back
- 33:56Speaker 2: and we'll be recapping our shows next week guys, so
- 33:59Speaker 2: we'll talk. She said, bye bye
- 34:07Speaker 3: Mmahm.