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Behind the Scenes: Rehearsal, Revelations & Unexpected Laughter · LOLwithMariandJohn.com

• 0:27
  The rehearsals, that everything we were doing might be wrong?
• 0:31
  Well, it's not necessarily wrong. It's just we're experimenting it.
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  Yes. Okay. Thank you for being so positive.
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  This is Madi, by the way. She's very positive.
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  I'm John. I'm very talkative. No, in serio.
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  So we were about to sit down to go over some of the footage that we shot today
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  while we were kind of like testing a different format.
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  Right. And with all the tension attached that goes with realizing,
• 1:01
  that we really need to change things up, we really need to make it more interesting,
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  we really need to bring more fire to this thing if we're going to at all make it splash. Right.
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  Yeah, it's got to be extremely interesting. But at the same time,
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  it's worthless if we don't figure out who we are and what we need to say.
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  Oh, yeah. It's all going to be just a big game, bubble of hot air that we're
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  going to be distributing. I don't want to do that.
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  Who are you? I don't want to do that. Yeah. Who are you?
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  Who, who, who, who, who? I really want to know. Who are you?
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  Who, who, who, who? Oh, my God. We're dating ourselves. Yeah. We're old, by the way.
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  You'll probably see that. You're the same, girl. No, we're old.
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  Yeah, we are. You can tell. By the way we poo-poo, the way we fart,
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  the way we wake up with pain in our body, the way that people don't look at
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  us like they want to have sexual encounters.
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  Those days are gone. Because of self-girlfriend. Yeah. I still got,
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  you know, cute as below. You are the cutest sister. I have to admit.
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  Okay. I'll give you that. Thank you.
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  But, you know, you were born a bit blonde. I don't mean that.
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  Listen, don't send hate mail my way, please.
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  I'm an old person, and these are the ways we used to speak. We weren't woke.
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  We are now. We weren't then.
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  And the language is stuck. It's hard for me to let go of it.
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  I will try. I promise. Don't hate me.
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  You grew up with a bunch of people in your house. For me, it was just my brother and me.
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  Oh, so you're sweet, or is that what you're trying to say? No,
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  no, not necessarily. I mean, we had our moments, but, I mean,
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  you've seen Jesus and Linda. You guys are sweeter. Shut up. You are.
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  You guys are such adorable people. Oh, I can't stand it.
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  I know. It's gross. I grew up in a large household with... A lot of bitches
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  in your house. I'm sorry.
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  I love them, but a bunch of bitches. I'm sorry. There were seven in our family,
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  one adopted after that, eight, and then there was,
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  Our cousins, we always had people living with us or visiting our house.
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  Commonly had 14 people, 20 people.
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  Listen, estamos mexicanos, estamos a cojo. And I'm saying that like a Puerto
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  Rican because we all are Latino.
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  We're Cubano because I think we're all one family. You know what I mean? Absolutely, I agree.
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  Yeah, that's what I say. We're brothers and sisters because we have that Latino
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  blood in us. You know what I'm saying? Amen, sister, sister.
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  Okay, so here's the thing. How about we get to the video now and show these
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  people what exactly happened behind the scenes when we were,
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  you know, going to hold a business meeting about the footage we shot that was not cutting it.
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  And then the subject turned. Who knows what happened? We went on a track that had nothing.
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  Just watch. Just watch. Okay. Here we go.
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  So, I just want to ask you really quick. Yes.
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  Are you concerned at all, worried, that you have perhaps, in this household,
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  taken over the position of Nestor Farter?
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  I don't know why you're laughing. It's a very serious question about a very
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  serious matter that is occurring in this household.
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  Something that I know I am paying attention to and am worried by what I see,
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  Oh my God, it's only been the past couple days Yeah, but you're showing all
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  the signs I recall, I once held this title, if you recall Proudly,
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  I might add What I'm saying is the following Yes,
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  I'm seeing signs that are troubling, to say the least.
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  Yeah. I'm seeing prolonged, large sounds, rumbling sounds coming out that are,
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  how shall I say this, audible from three buildings away.
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  Cause the walls to rumble are prolonged. I said that already. I think so.
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  Okay. And then a boisterous cheer afterwards where you appear to be proud of them.
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  You're gagging because you're laughing so much, which is further concern.
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  You know, I've seen this before.
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  I've seen it in myself. Yes. I've seen it in brothers.
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  And sister it's now in you and I'm saying the infection has spread,
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  and yes I got the virus man yes you do I recall at different points this last
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  week having to turn around and head in a different direction in the house,
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  because you were in front of me say 10 paces and you ripped a loud one and it
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  was like yeah I'm gonna turn around and go the other direction until it clears
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  that Green cloud clears.
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  And then on the news at 11 p.m., entire neighborhood wiped out.
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  Film at 11. I've seen it. I had this happen to me. So what would you like to say in your defense?
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  Guilty.
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  What was that? I didn't understand. Guilty. Guilty?
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  Guilty. Well, that has been determined, I believe. Man!
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  Girl, what's happening? Is it what you're eating? Is it that you're getting
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  more comfortable? Do you think you're a man?
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  Uh, I was about to say all of you above. Didn't that piss you off, that last question?
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  It pissed me off. I'm like, what is that supposed to mean?
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  Do you think you're a man? But I don't know if the qualities that you mentioned are great.
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  Oh, you mean for a woman or for anyone? For anyone. Yes, but they are ones that
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  have been possessed by one genre over another, by one sex over another.
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  And let's face it, women do fart. Maybe they brag about it with other women.
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  Maybe while the guys are busy Isn't it obvious?
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  So do you guys So you guys get together and fart You guys, I mean You're another girl,
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  But listen I didn't fart in front of my girlfriends I farted in front of my
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  guy friends But I didn't fart in front of my girlfriends,
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  I didn't, it took me a long time Except for me, when you first met me You ran
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  outside the garage We were blood. We were of the same blood.
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  I don't know how to explain it. We were like siblings.
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  You fart in front of your siblings. You fart in front of your family.
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  That's where you learn how to...
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  Before you can fart in public, you must learn to fart in front of your family.
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  That is it. You said you were born farting in front of your family.
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  I was going to say, honey, I didn't learn. I was just started farting.
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  Well, apparently, it's gotten better. And for your point of view, I guess, uh, not from my,
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  there's this evil cloud of darkness that is this descending upon the household,
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  and you take over the realm of the master farter.
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  Well, I mean, karma is a bitch. Oh, you're paying me back.
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  You're paying me. Well, listen, there shall be a second uprising,
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  and I will come back with the glory of thunder.
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  A thunder that this earth has never seen before. Oh, dear.
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  I will cause the mountains in the distance to rumble with the thunder down under.
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  And I'm trembling, and I mean it. I mean, I'm not just saying it.
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  Because you know I can produce a fart or two in this lifetime. A fart? Oh, man.
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  Yes. Yes, I can.
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  I have to own it. I have to claim it, and I have to be there for it. I can.
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  Yeah. Although lately, because of my dieting, they have become less in frequency,
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  less powerful, less noisy, and dare I say it, a little sweeter smelling.
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  I could say that. A little sweeter smelling.
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  Hey, who are you if you don't love the smell of your own farts?
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  Listen, as RuPaul would say, how can you love someone else if you don't love
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  the smell of your own farts?
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  Something like that. Something like that. Come on. It could have been,
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  man. But instead of in the same realm of things, how the hell can you love somebody else?
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  You can't love your own farts. It all boils down to your farts.
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  I think that's what they're talking about. What the world needs now is to love their own farts.
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  It's the only thing that is just too little love. All right.
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  Thank you for joining us. Have a great night.
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  And may your farts come out in ecstasy. Arriba derche. That's fine.
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  Too bad we weren't recording. Start recording.
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  But that's not going to be the same thing. That cannot be reproduced.
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  That cannot be reproduced. You weren't recording this? Nope.
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  What's wrong with you? That cannot. That was like class.
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  But we can do it. That's what that shows.