Excel, Emojis & Exes: I Spreadsheeted My Dating Life and It Got Messy

This Escalated Quickly · Jun 4, 2026 · 7m

Liv confesses she got so fed up with ghosting, mixed signals, and endless 'what are we?' texts that she did the only logical thing: organized her romantic chaos in a spreadsheet. Expect biting sarcasm, embarrassing red-flag columns (emoji-coded, of course), a painfully honest pivot where a pivot table becomes a therapy session, and a finale involving a passive-aggressive status update sent as a calendar invite. This episode is a ridiculous, best-friend-level monologue that walks listeners through the comedy of trying to quantify chemistry, the absurd lengths we go to avoid awkward…