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Bad Reality TV Addiciton | Tuesday 01.13.26 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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Speaker 2: today by Trey Trenholm. Welcome to the start of the
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Speaker 2: second week of twoenty twenty six. And in the time
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Speaker 2: that we hit record on this episode to when we
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Speaker 2: hit end record on the last one, just a handful
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Speaker 2: of days, and so much is transpired in those handful
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Speaker 2: of days, not the least of which is a Pennsylvania
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Speaker 2: man was arrested for robbing over one hundred corpses from
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Speaker 2: grave sites, probably wondering, well, how the hell can you
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Speaker 2: make that funny? Stay stay with us, You'll see authorities
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Speaker 2: found the remains in Jonathan Gerlotch's for Girlock I didn't
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Speaker 2: listen to the actual or watch any of the news
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Speaker 2: on this. I'm not exactly sure how to say this.
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Speaker 2: Ahle's name, but.
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Speaker 3: I've heard Girlock.
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Speaker 2: That sounds like a grave robbing last name Girlock. Yeah. Anyways,
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Speaker 2: authorities found the remains in Jonathan Girlock's basement after he
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Speaker 2: was seen leaving a cemetery with a bag containing remains.
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Speaker 2: That's according to officials and a police document. Is there
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Speaker 2: ever a gray area in a basement? What I mean
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Speaker 2: is either something absolutely terrible is in there or it's
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Speaker 2: childhood memories and fun, And there really seems to be
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Speaker 2: no middle ground. What happened to just good old fashioned
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Speaker 2: storage or laundry. It's either something terrible or something wonderful.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know that's hey, that's just one of those
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Speaker 1: things in the South, we we just did not have.
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Speaker 1: And I don't know if if having one makes it
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Speaker 1: you know a different uhuh that like, oh you know what,
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Speaker 1: I'll go bury a body down there, I know what
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Speaker 1: I'll find it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, if we're being honest, being from Texas, if you
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Speaker 2: had a friend or knew someone that had a basement,
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Speaker 2: that's immediately suspicious. That's a red flag because that's how
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Speaker 2: rare they are in Texas. And like you said, Trey,
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Speaker 2: kind of in the South in general.
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Speaker 3: Red flag or really wealthy.
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Speaker 2: Very true, very true, because if you got enough money,
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Speaker 2: that's where the fun is. Or if you're demented like
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Speaker 2: this guy, this is where the fun is. It's just
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Speaker 2: illegal fun. But yeah, and I actually saw a thing
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Speaker 2: the other day. Don't even remember what it was about
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Speaker 2: some lady had There was some story I saw online
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Speaker 2: about somewhere in Dallas Fort Worth area. It's like, oh,
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Speaker 2: some lady was something issue with her basement. Well, of
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Speaker 2: course there's an issue with her basement, not a body though. Anyway,
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Speaker 2: back to mister Gerloch, more than one hundred human skulls,
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Speaker 2: as well as numerous long bones, mummified feet, decomposing torsos,
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Speaker 2: and other remains were found last week in the home
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Speaker 2: of Jonathan Gerlock. According to a probable cause affid David.
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Speaker 2: The remains were found in his basement in Pennsylvania. This
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Speaker 2: is why I want to be cremated. I don't want
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Speaker 2: to be in the afterlife and feel an itch in
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Speaker 2: my eye because I'm being gull back on Earth.
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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm with you on the cremation, getting skull
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Speaker 1: left has never been tops of the reasons why, but.
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Speaker 2: Here we are.
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Speaker 1: You know, if you feel all warm and cozy in
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Speaker 1: the afterlife, you think someone's taking a piece of the
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Speaker 1: bones of your cremation and shoved up their ass.
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Speaker 2: I don't know that's the part that would make you
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Speaker 2: feel warm and cozy. Maybe it makes him feel warm
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Speaker 2: and cozy. But yeah, if you feel all of a
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Speaker 2: sudden like something like a warm blanket over you, it
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Speaker 2: might just be a guy in the quote unquote real
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Speaker 2: world snuggling with your corpse. And I know what some
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Speaker 2: people might say, It's like, well, if you get cremated,
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Speaker 2: then what if they some weird to find you and
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Speaker 2: then snorts your ashes. You know what, I'd rather be
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Speaker 2: snorted than cuddled.
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Speaker 3: Regardless of what you.
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Speaker 1: Think and believe, as far as God, the afterlife, heaven,
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Speaker 1: or whatever, the one thing that is absolutely for certain
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Speaker 1: is you don't give a shit about the body that
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Speaker 1: you're leaving behind.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you should really just let that thing go because
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Speaker 2: you're done with it now. If anything, maybe it's the
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Speaker 2: ultimate in going green. Someone's just recycling you. According to
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Speaker 2: District Attorney Tanner Rause, eight additional sets off human remains
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Speaker 2: were found in the storage locker. Very simply, he says,
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Speaker 2: detectives have recovered an awful lot of bones at this point,
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Speaker 2: and we are still trying to piece together who they are,
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Speaker 2: where they're from, and how many were looking at and
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Speaker 2: it's going to be quite some time before we have
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Speaker 2: a final answer. It's unclear what Gloch is alleged to
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Speaker 2: have been doing with the remains, noting that some of
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Speaker 2: them were hundreds of years old. Another set of remains
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Speaker 2: was found with a pacemaker.
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Speaker 1: Jeez, wait, I know they figured out since that he
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Speaker 1: is selling some of them, eh, and but I read
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Speaker 1: that they.
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Speaker 3: Said it maybe up to like five hundred Oh my god. Oh.
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Speaker 2: He was arrested last Tuesday, leaving Mount Mariah, a sprawling
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Speaker 2: cemetery that stretches from Philadelphia into a nearby borough of Jaden. However,
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Speaker 2: you say that he was charged with three hundred counts
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Speaker 2: of theft, receiving stolen property, and abuse of a corpse.
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Speaker 2: He was charged with dozens more accounts of criminal mischief, burglary,
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Speaker 2: intentional desecration of a venerated object, and other crimes. He's
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Speaker 2: being held in lieu of one million dollars cash bail.
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Speaker 2: I don't think you need to let him out. I
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Speaker 2: think he's fine where he is.
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Speaker 3: I don't think.
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Speaker 1: The timing of that Ed Green document our show really
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Speaker 1: did not help him out at all.
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Speaker 2: No, if anything, it might just I don't know if it.
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Speaker 2: I hope it didn't inspire him. I don't I'm hoping
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Speaker 2: he didn't watch the show and then start digging people
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Speaker 2: up just prolifically. This sounds like something he's been doing
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Speaker 2: for a long time, and not just over the last
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Speaker 2: few weeks. But you're right, when that special comes out
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Speaker 2: and everyone's reminded how crazy and awful Ed Geen was.
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Speaker 2: You know, someone who may have seen that also happens
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Speaker 2: to work at that cemeteries like, either we got a
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Speaker 2: gopher problem.
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Speaker 1: Well, in the past, that might have been something to
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Speaker 1: be like, eah, you need to go to the funny Farm.
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Speaker 1: And now I think you're probably look like are you
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Speaker 1: are you a serial killer? Did you all these up?
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Speaker 2: Yeah? Are you? Yeah? Like did you put any in
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Speaker 2: and then take them back out? Or are you just
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Speaker 2: digging them up? Because there is a there is a
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Speaker 2: big difference, and a big big difference. One you're just
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Speaker 2: super creepy and gross, and the other is are things
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Speaker 2: that horror franchises are made of.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, do you have a nipple lamp?
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Speaker 2: How is the craftsmanship on that?
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Speaker 3: Yeah?
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Speaker 2: I mean when he's selling this stuff, what was he selling?
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Speaker 2: Was he selling Halloween decorations with real human remains? Was
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Speaker 2: he making furniture like ed Geen was like some sort
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Speaker 2: of screwed up Ikea.
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Speaker 1: Again, from what I read, and the information has been
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Speaker 1: fairly slow to trickle out, but they said he definitely
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Speaker 1: was selling some skulls.
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Speaker 2: Okay, So yeah, I mean it could have been like
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Speaker 2: goth type things and people want to decorate their homes
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Speaker 2: with it or something like that, or just you know,
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Speaker 2: quote unquote realistic, unless he's actually on eBay saying real
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Speaker 2: human skull, which wouldn't be you know, very good. For
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Speaker 2: his defense, I will say this is one of those
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Speaker 2: times where if I was in law enforcement and that
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Speaker 2: call comes through, I don't know if I'd want to
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Speaker 2: take that or just be like, you know what I'm
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Speaker 2: gonna I'm gonna take lunch. I don't really want to
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Speaker 2: mess with this one.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I think i'd I'd be like, oh, I just pulled
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Speaker 1: somebody over.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, please God, someone runnes topside, please please please. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: this is absolutely it's it's a terrible it's a terrible story,
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Speaker 2: and it's one of the stories that was in the
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Speaker 2: forefront of my mind over this week and when I
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Speaker 2: was like, man, twenty twenty six is coming on strong,
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Speaker 2: like it's starting out like you know, they say, like,
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Speaker 2: what is it? What's the spring month? Is it? Is
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Speaker 2: it may or something like goes in like a lion,
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Speaker 2: comes out like a lamb. Whatever. That's kind of how
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Speaker 2: twenty twenty six feels like. It feels like just to
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Speaker 2: dumpster fire to start the year, which I'm hoping means
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Speaker 2: it gets better as we go along, but I don't know,
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Speaker 2: it seems to be just getting worse.
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Speaker 3: It's definitely been a doozy.
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Speaker 2: I mean, I think that's what they put in the
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Speaker 2: official report when they went to this guy's house went
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Speaker 2: down in the basement, they said, this is gonna be
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Speaker 2: a doozy.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: That's the funny thing about this story is, you know,
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Speaker 1: normally it would be something that would probably get a
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Speaker 1: lot more attention, but with everything else going on in
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Speaker 1: the world, it's just kind of falling to page.
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Speaker 2: Two under the radar under the beame floor. Yeah, sad
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Speaker 2: but true. And I just don't know what a guy
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Speaker 2: has to do to get above the political news in
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Speaker 2: this country. I mean, this guy's dug up possibly five
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Speaker 2: hundred bodies and he can't get a headline on the front.
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Speaker 3: Page above the fold.
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Speaker 2: We just have to wait for the You just have
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Speaker 2: to wait for somebody's podcast on it.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, like the Kardashians will do something and
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Speaker 1: that'll shift everyone's focus.
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Speaker 2: If Kim passes the bar, this guy gets bumped to
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Speaker 2: again on your new relationship, your new love. Very happy
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Speaker 2: for you.
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Speaker 3: Thank you.
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Speaker 2: However, it has come to my attention that your new
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Speaker 2: girlfriend has a new favorite television show and it might
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Speaker 2: be your new nightmare.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a What happened. What happened was is we were
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Speaker 3: sitting around.
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Speaker 1: I can't remember if it was New Year's Day or not,
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Speaker 1: but somewhere right around there, I think it was New
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Speaker 1: Year's Day and I was thumbing through direct TV and
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Speaker 1: there's now a whole channel for Love After lock Up, which,
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Speaker 1: if you don't know the premise of the show, it's
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Speaker 1: a show about people that for the most part, they
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Speaker 1: meet prisoners on online forums and then they develop a
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Speaker 1: relationship with them, a romantic relationship, and then it kind
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Speaker 1: of follows them as the and then as the prisoners
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Speaker 1: are getting out, then their relationship actually in the real world,
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Speaker 1: and I'm sure it's quite shocking to you that they
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Speaker 1: typically don't fare fare very well.
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Speaker 2: Really, why do they kill them?
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Speaker 1: Oh, you have people that are looking for relationships with inmates,
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Speaker 1: and then you have inmates.
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Speaker 3: Two groups that start that stable.
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Speaker 2: But that does seem like one of those rare instances
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Speaker 2: where a long term or a long distance relationship might
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Speaker 2: be preferred.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's funny. They find that.
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Speaker 1: They like each other a lot more if a lot
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Speaker 1: of times, as you know, phone buddies and yeah, pin pals,
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Speaker 1: not so much as roommates or romantic relationships in the flesh.
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Speaker 1: But yeah, she has absolutely become addicted to the show
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Speaker 1: and it's and when I say so, this thing, they're
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Speaker 1: about to.
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Speaker 3: Launch season seven. Oh and so she's like trying to
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Speaker 3: catch up.
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Speaker 1: One of the problems being that this each season has
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Speaker 1: somewhere typically between fifty and seventy five episodes.
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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, okay, that's a lot of catching
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Speaker 2: up that she has to do. Love after lock Up.
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Speaker 2: This groundbreaking docu series follows relationships where one half of
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Speaker 2: the couple is behind bars, tracking the journey of a
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Speaker 2: prison release and life together. It would have been funnier
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Speaker 2: if it was a prison break. Will their love survive
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Speaker 2: after lock up? Or is it a con that's good?
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Speaker 3: I like that.
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Speaker 2: So well. Sixty to seventy five episodes per season.
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Speaker 3: Fifty to seventy five. It varies, seems to vary widely.
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Speaker 2: Are are do they? Does each season follow one couple
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Speaker 2: or is it multiple couples?
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Speaker 3: Multiple couples?
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Speaker 1: And then it seems they always have some waiting in
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Speaker 1: the wings, so as one like some of these couples
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Speaker 1: seem to have been on the show for three four seasons.
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Speaker 1: Some come and go. Obviously, if they're actually stable relationship,
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Speaker 1: they're not that good TV.
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Speaker 3: So they they're they come and go quite quickly.
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Speaker 2: I'm kind of fascinated by the ones that do work out, because,
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Speaker 2: if anything, you want to hold those up as how
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Speaker 2: you should make love work after lock up.
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Speaker 3: For the other I don't think that's their goal. It's not.
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Speaker 3: It's not inspirational TV.
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Speaker 2: It's and what network is this show on?
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Speaker 3: We? We? What it's like? I think it's called WE Network? Oh?
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Speaker 2: Sorry?
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Speaker 3: Is that Oprah's channel? Oh that's own?
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Speaker 2: Oh sorry? With the oh uh, we women's entertainment? Is
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Speaker 2: that what we it stands for all? Or is it we?
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Speaker 2: We don't know what we're about to get with this show.
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Speaker 1: That's it's I think it's we. We can't believe enough
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Speaker 1: people watch this to have our own channel.
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Speaker 2: Oh God. The phrase ball and Chain takes on a
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Speaker 2: whole new meeting in love after lock up couples meet
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Speaker 2: their potential future spouses for the first time once the
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Speaker 2: bars are removed from their relationship. The way is full
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Speaker 2: of bumps and some strong emotions. It's got bumps. It
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Speaker 2: could be a prison herb.
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Speaker 3: And you know it's bad.
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Speaker 1: When on some of them you really feel bad for
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Speaker 1: the inmates because it's especially they come out and what
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Speaker 1: they figured out is big shocker. The person on the
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Speaker 1: outside is very emotionally needy, and they had your undivided
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Speaker 1: attention while you were behind bars, and they expect that
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Speaker 1: same thing once you're out in the real world. So
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Speaker 1: if they can't track your every mood and know where
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Speaker 1: you are and you're not fulfilling all their expectations, bad
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Speaker 1: things happen.
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Speaker 2: Okay, So Trey, your new girlfriend has a new favorite show.
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Speaker 2: Does that mean it's now your new favorite show? Have
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Speaker 2: you been sucked into Love after lock Up?
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Speaker 1: I find it entertaining for an episode or two, and
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Speaker 1: then I reached my threshold and I can't. I mean,
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Speaker 1: because some of it is it really is. It's comical.
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Speaker 1: It's like, you watch this couple. She's a drug addict
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Speaker 1: and with who hasn't been able to stay out of prison,
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Speaker 1: gets out of pre and gets off parole. What's the
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Speaker 1: first thing they do, go to Vegas. That's a great idea,
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Speaker 1: and guess what it plays out exactly how you think
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Speaker 1: it's going to.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, they really they really missed an opportunity there by
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Speaker 2: calling it sin City when it should have just been
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Speaker 2: called parole town. It is pretty bad though, Like you
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Speaker 2: watch one or two episodes of Love after lock Up
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Speaker 2: and what you got to do after one or two
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Speaker 2: episodes is go outside in the yard to get a
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Speaker 2: little exercise.
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Speaker 1: Well, and then like and also, one of these chicks
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Speaker 1: that she made eight hundred thousand dollars over ten years
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Speaker 1: in prison by just you know, these websites and dating
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Speaker 1: and getting guys to send her money.
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Speaker 2: The incarcerated female did, uh huh, Wow, that's a good gig. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: I mean, prison sucks at all. But I mean she's
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Speaker 2: obviously queen of the commissary.
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Speaker 1: Well, even in prison, she pissed it all away.
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Speaker 3: How do you? How do you? Yeah? Eight hundred thousand
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Speaker 3: drugs phones?
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Speaker 1: Oh, I mean, I'm sure she was the the sugar
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Speaker 1: Mama of prison. But wow, she actually she actually got
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Speaker 1: busted in prison for drugs. So you've got a little
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Speaker 1: extension on the on the sentence.
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Speaker 2: Let me get this straight. You got you got put
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Speaker 2: away for one thing, and now you're adding on to
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Speaker 2: it by being a drug kingpin in prison. Yes, it
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Speaker 2: turns out maybe prison is not the rehab facility so
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Speaker 2: many people claim it to be. Raj, You got a
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Speaker 2: new lady in your life. Does she have a wonky
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Speaker 2: television show that she's sucking you into like Trey is.
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Speaker 3: No, we kind of watched the same stuff. Uh.
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Speaker 6: She does like a lot of the uh true crime
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Speaker 6: uh documentaries.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, so, uh I watch.
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Speaker 3: A lot of those.
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Speaker 2: I think it's important as a couple to watch the
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Speaker 2: true crime and the murder documentaries together so that way
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Speaker 2: you can notice signs if she's starting to plot your demise.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, it's weird she takes notes while we're
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Speaker 6: watching so uh uh but no, Yeah, we kind of
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Speaker 6: watched the same stuff. She is a lot younger, so
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Speaker 6: there's some stuff that she watches that.
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Speaker 3: I don't.
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Speaker 2: Uh, she's still a huge, huge animia.
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Speaker 3: I love that show. Oh my god.
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Speaker 2: I was trying to think of like a young kids
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Speaker 2: like show, and I'm like, Sesame Street.
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Speaker 6: She'll watch, like U reruns of like Saved by the
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Speaker 6: Bell and stuff like that. I never watched that show
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Speaker 6: grown up.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but you watch reruns of nine O two one oh,
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Speaker 2: So I can't imagine it's the greatest show ever made.
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Speaker 3: You guys need to stop.
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Speaker 6: But no, I mean, but you know, we have the
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Speaker 6: same kind of tastes in that stuff, so I don't
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Speaker 6: mind it that much. But I mean, I I watched
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Speaker 6: I Have My Guilty Pleasure, which is ninety day Fiance.
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Speaker 3: That is that is my That shit is hilarious.
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Speaker 6: Like, I don't understand how they think this is any
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Speaker 6: of this is going to work.
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Speaker 2: Now. That's a TLC show, right, yes, yeah, And I
23:48
Speaker 2: don't know if Trey's Love After lock Up. I think
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Speaker 2: it's on AMC or AMC Plus or something. I don't
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Speaker 2: know what originally aired on if it was ever if
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Speaker 2: it was on like TLC. But that's like so many
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Speaker 2: of these cable channels started out as one thing, like
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Speaker 2: the Learning Channel actually started out as a learning channel,
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Speaker 2: and like so many other channels on cable, has carried
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Speaker 2: over into like trash reality TV programming like Trey your
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Speaker 2: Girlfriend's Sucking You into Love after lock Up? And I
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Speaker 2: saw just yesterday someone post on social media that no
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Speaker 2: straight man has ever watched a Bravo TV show on
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Speaker 2: his own, like it was his wife, girlfriend, whatever that
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Speaker 2: made him watch the Real Housewives of this, that or
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Speaker 2: the other, which is of course dumb because none of
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Speaker 2: that is real and none of them are real either.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, I've never seen one episode of that, of that
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Speaker 6: series or whatever it is.
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Speaker 2: I am. Well, yeah, I mean I'm happy to say
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Speaker 2: I have not either. But if you follow pop culture enough,
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Speaker 2: you can't not know of some of them. And I
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Speaker 2: can't keep track of all the different versions. I mean
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Speaker 2: there's you know, Real Housewives of basically every geographical area,
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Speaker 2: including the one that was in Dallas, Real Housewives of Dallas.
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Speaker 3: Oh that's since been shitcanned.
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Speaker 2: Yes, as most of them do. It's like they run
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Speaker 2: their course and then they move on to a new
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Speaker 2: city or something, But then you get other things like
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Speaker 2: married to Medicine is a new one where I guess
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Speaker 2: it's doctors wives, and then there's Mormon wives. I mean
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Speaker 2: that one at least makes sense, Mormon wives because they're
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Speaker 2: not breaking any molds there, that's what they do. But
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Speaker 2: a lot of it just seems like this is coming
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Speaker 2: from a straight guy.
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Speaker 1: Here.
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Speaker 2: You can do more than being you know, a plastic
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Speaker 2: trophy wife. You can do things.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, be on reality TV.
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Speaker 2: No, I mean like something real, like there's something actually
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Speaker 2: good with your time.
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Speaker 6: There's a new one that I saw in a commercial
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Speaker 6: four I think it's called becoming Amish. It's people that
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Speaker 6: aren't Amish that are switching over to that lifestyle.
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Speaker 2: What's that conversion rate? Like? Uh?
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Speaker 6: From the from the commercial, this poor girl doesn't do
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Speaker 6: well well.
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Speaker 2: The Amish are not exactly known for, you know, prostlytizing
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Speaker 2: and going door to door like say the Mormons do,
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Speaker 2: saying hey, join us. It's more like you're either in
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Speaker 2: it or you're not. Kind of a thing.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, And I don't know why that would be something
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Speaker 6: you would want to do.
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Speaker 2: Like can't you just go to like one of those
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Speaker 2: colonial vacation places for a week, just to feel what
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Speaker 2: it's like to have lived in the seventeenth century, you know,
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Speaker 2: on the frontier.
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Speaker 1: I just come to Texas next time we have a
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Speaker 1: really hard freeze and the power goes out.
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Speaker 2: We were all amish winter of twenty one.
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Speaker 2: to December third, when JC left us this message on
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Speaker 8: Hey guys, JC here, just wondering, since it is the
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Speaker 8: Christmas season, and just to put a smile.
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Speaker 3: On your faces?
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Speaker 8: Have you ever seen the clip of DMX singing Rudolph
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Speaker 8: the Red Nose Reindeer? If not, you should go check
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Speaker 8: it out. I don't know why I put a smile
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Speaker 8: on my face. Maybe it'll put a smile on you.
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Speaker 8: I'll catch y'all later.
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Speaker 2: My apologies to JC for missing that message until now,
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Speaker 2: and my apologies to you for not having seen this
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Speaker 2: until now. But thankfully, see what you're shaking. You're turning
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Speaker 2: your head and trade you've seen DMX is rout Off
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Speaker 2: the Red Nose Reindeer. Yeah, I don't know if I have,
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Speaker 2: and I've just forgotten it. I can't imagine I would RAJ.
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Speaker 2: Have you seen it?
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Speaker 3: I have not. That's a good man. Here we go.
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Speaker 9: So I printed the lyrics of route Off the Red
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Speaker 9: Nose Reindeer, and lyrics would you no Dasher and Dancer
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Speaker 9: and pancer, invix comment and Cupid and donner and listen.
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Speaker 7: But you recall the most famous madeirable true reindeer had
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Speaker 7: of every side, and if you ever saw him, you wouldn't.
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Speaker 9: Even say it close.
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Speaker 7: Come hold on to other reindeer. He used to laughing
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Speaker 7: all names enable poor Rudolph any games.
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Speaker 2: That's that doesn't seem like quite enough. So I did
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Speaker 2: one more additional search on miss.
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Speaker 7: You know tax for Potenza ranch to addict come in
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Speaker 7: and Cupid and donor reflect it. But do you recall
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Speaker 7: what's that the most famous jar report Come on put
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Speaker 7: author and no radial had of every tiny nose And
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Speaker 7: then you have I thought it, you would even say
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Speaker 7: it goes, come out, come out, pull up to your
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Speaker 7: other ranges. You feel that the ball him maids they
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Speaker 7: never that bar Rudolph going in any rage that game.
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Speaker 7: Then one bay Christmas Eve sand keep what's that food?
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Speaker 7: Off with your no so bring on this guy, my
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Speaker 7: slave nint go and all the range is up there
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Speaker 7: pay teut Wig, bad pot author and no ray jail people.
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Speaker 7: That is in thirty Forever you go that it just
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Speaker 7: Thury Forever you go that.
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Speaker 6: It just.
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Speaker 2: Is the.
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Speaker 6: I love the animation that goes with this, and then
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Speaker 6: the reprise that is probably one of the best things
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Speaker 6: I've ever seen.
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Speaker 2: It's wonderful animation. This is a great time to mention again.
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31:35
Speaker 2: But it's Uh, this is a magical tune that I
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Speaker 2: feel they missed an opportunity during the Christmas season on
31:44
Speaker 2: Star one O two point one in their Christmas music.
31:49
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I would have.
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Speaker 6: I would have paid solid money to see a special
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Speaker 6: called a d MX Christmas Uh.
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Speaker 3: You know these do like the Christmas shows?
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, I love those Christmas shows as a kid.
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Speaker 2: I still I mentioned it to you guys the other day.
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Speaker 2: I remember watching the California Raisins Christmas special back in
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Speaker 2: the day.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, if.
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Speaker 2: You're popular enough in the moment, they will give you
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Speaker 2: a Christmas special.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: I don't know how DMX didn't get one.
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Speaker 2: That would have been fascinating.
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Speaker 3: I'm gonna guess the meltdowns probably let's have something to
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Speaker 3: do with it.
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Speaker 2: Well, if he had just had more Christmas in his life,
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Speaker 2: it might have prevented the meltdowns.
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Speaker 6: Well, I mean, you gotta make a choice, Like you know,
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Speaker 6: you're gonna get Christmas ey or you're gonna stay.
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Speaker 2: Thug like you have to. I think you can have
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Speaker 2: a Thuggy Christmas.
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Speaker 3: That would be the name of his Christmas album.
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Speaker 7: Christmas, which you'll know all right, won't you ride my
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Speaker 7: stakes tonight? Dad loved him and he's had it out weekly.
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Speaker 7: Put off the red nose. Mean, dear, you went out
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Speaker 7: of history forever. You went out of history, forever, out
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Speaker 7: of his story.
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Speaker 2: I'm so excited.
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Speaker 5: I'm so excited.
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Speaker 6: Like the fact that he knew all the lyrics off
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Speaker 6: the top of his head was.
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Speaker 2: And he was excited to do it. He's like, oh, bitch,
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Speaker 2: I got this.
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Speaker 3: That's how he ends up.
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Speaker 2: Merry Christmas.
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Speaker 3: Bitches.
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Speaker 2: I mean really, I don't know how they didn't do
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Speaker 2: a collaboration on a Christmas album DMX and Andrea but
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Speaker 2: Chelly an odd couple of Christmas.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, i'd pay I'd pay solid, solid money to see
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Speaker 6: that one, especially now because you know, yeah, that would be.
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Speaker 2: Talk about a resurrection. That's a Christmas miracle.
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Speaker 4: Yes it is.
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Speaker 3: And I don't know.
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Speaker 2: About you, but twenty twenty six could use that right
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