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TWR Wednesday | What Are You Listening To On NYE? · The Whitfield Report

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  The right to offend is not some pesky little part of freedom of
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  speech that we have to put up with.
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  It is the heart and soul and lungs of freedom of speech.
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  It is the coursing lifeblood of human progress.
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  It is the. Instigator of liberty and
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  modernity and science and understanding what a
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  laughingstock today's student leaders are that they can so
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  casually dismiss the right to be offensive without realizing that
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  their lovely, enlightened lives are the gifts of individuals who
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  gave offence. Offensiveness is not just
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  something we have to begrudgingly accept.
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  Offensiveness is the motor of human progress.
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  Now broadcasting from the Right to Offend media studios in sunny
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  South Florida, bringing you the latest in politics, current
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  events, art and pop culture. This is the Whitfield Report
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  live with Sam Whitfield. But giving offense is good.
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  In fact, it's essential. You know, I just had a thought
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  that it's really unfortunate that the that the holidays both
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  fell on Wednesdays this year. I mean, is it unfortunate or did
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  you have a merry fucking Christmas, Sam?
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  Well, I certainly did. Then why is it unfortunate?
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  Do you think it was like, oh, they're, they're so sad or do
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  you think, bro, if they're our audience, they had a Merry
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  Christmas too. I hope you did.
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  Yes. Hope you did.
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  And I I hope that I hope that Santa Claus the Fed brought
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  everyone nice presents. Sam, I'm Batman.
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  Well, well, yeah. Well, yes, but you don't have to
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  reveal your secret identity. Oh.
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  Fuck I was bad at this man. That that would that would
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  explain a lot. That would explain a lot though.
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  Yeah, I've been trying to get one of them lucha masks, you
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  know, But I'm really bad at like, hiding my identity on
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  account of looking all big and weird.
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  Lucha Lucha Batman would be a really cool concept actually.
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  Yeah, but I I was going to do a different.
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  Lucha, it's going to. Be green.
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  So so more like a Riddler. Well, more like.
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  More like that one character from the Dice Golden Experience.
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  But enough about that, Sam. How was your fucking Christmas?
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  You didn't even answer. Did you have a?
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  Hey, wait, wait, hold on. Since you, since you, since you
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  passed Mort, did you have a Merry Christmas?
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  Welcome, Mort. I did.
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  Did you? I did too.
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  OK, Sam, now you go. I I had, I had a Merry
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  Christmas. How about you?
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  How about you guys? Oh yeah, Oh yeah.
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  And so were you worried about the show really when the day
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  came? I'll tell you by that point in
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  time, I had a nice ham dinner. We got it from like this like
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  place that they make restaurant grade food, you know what I
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  mean? And so it was like a pre
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  prepared, like high quality ham. There was garlic seasoned green
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  beans and like those redskin garlic mashed potatoes.
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  It all tasted great together. Some rolls with like the
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  expensive ass glaze and everything.
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  I don't even know how we got it. They didn't even fucking matter.
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  I was like, that is a good Christmas dinner.
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  Our boy got all kinds of stuff. See the big thing he wanted?
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  I think I said this was Killer Croc.
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  His Killer Croc is bigger than I thought and heavy fucking thing.
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  So it's like a foot tall and it's huge and it's like the was
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  it the Todd McFarlane series of figures?
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  That's like really well made. He's very happy.
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  He also wanted a Mr. Freeze comic book, which I managed to
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  find for him today is a classic reprint of the issue where Joker
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  infects Batman and then Mr. Freeze, basically being the hero
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  of the story, beats the hell out of Batman and makes him see
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  sense. And I was like, well, that's the
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  one he wanted. I guess that's the one where Mr.
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  Freeze is the good guy and Batman's the bad guy.
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  Can't get more on the nose than that new fancy controller with
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  the the thumb sticks that are magnetic and they don't have
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  that drift because he's gone through three Xbox controllers
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  with that drift shit. Damn.
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  Well, he was a kid and he's hard on him.
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  But this one, it has the magnetics, the anti freak.
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  I don't know what the fuck they are.
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  Yeah. Was all about the kid this
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  Christmas. Of course, I also got her
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  computer up and running. Is that you know, because we had
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  a problem where her power supply blew, which if you know about
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  computers, is a nightmare. Yeah.
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  She hadn't been able to play her Sims and if you notice the some
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  of the streaming has changed a little bit because I've been
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  running it all off of my shit. So now she's back in business
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  with her computer and that's why she had the brilliant idea.
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  Sam, if you joined us. So, you know, for a white trash
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  court. Now, I know that the video feed
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  didn't end up perfect. That was a technical hiccup.
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  But otherwise, I think it went off great.
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  And we're definitely lined up for more.
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  Everybody gets the concept and I'm sure everybody wants their
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  chance at all the different things.
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  Do you? Want to show?
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  The rule book again you can. Do you want to see the rule
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  book, Sam? Sure.
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  You weren't even you were in discord so you maybe couldn't
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  see. Well, apparently, apparently
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  there are different like apparently there are different
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  bills of rights too. Did.
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  All of this except for the sticker by hand.
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  Yeah. So this, she did all of this by
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  hand, the laws and the rules. And there are lots of rules,
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  Sam. Oh, it's even like tabbed.
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  And there's more. Too, But yeah.
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  Yeah, there's literally more. So I still have to add the new
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  laws that both you and Evan? And so, yeah, and we get to keep
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  making new laws that the next SAP has to follow.
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  So if you didn't catch it, the concepts, real simple, guys, is
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  white trash court. And it was Maxine's idea to have
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  court shows where we argue about it and it doesn't really matter.
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  And so we'll make it a game. And so we'll have a prosecutor
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  at a defense and pick a topic and you can charge them with any
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  stupid stuff you want. It's not a real court and it's
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  all opinion in for fun and satire and such and a.
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  Different judge every time. Every time will be a different
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  judge, different prosecution, different defense, and you get
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  to be the jury. And the winner of the case makes
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  new rules, and the judge makes new rules.
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  And the next time we have even more stupidity.
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  There's currency systems and item shop I'm working on.
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  Can I read the woman's bill? Of rights 'cause you read the
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  Retard's Bill of Rights on the other show real quick.
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  Would that be allowed? I think yeah, but we had we
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  probably got to start with the cripple Bill of Rights because
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  it came first Anyway, so I was writing rules for court, Sam and
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  I couldn't help but think that we have two crippled gentlemen 2
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  who could be not only jurors. Shout out to chat.
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  By the way, he's he said to you he called you out earlier.
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  Oh, hi, Chris. Yeah.
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  Hi, Chris says. Hey, Sam.
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  Get really. Hi, Chris, Turkey based.
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  Based. I hope you based it.
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  But based. And so, yeah, we got this idea
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  and I was like, well, we need a Bill of Rights for retards
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  because I was going to say, basically if you get 3 retard
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  points, the court has declared you a retard and there's all
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  kinds of legal implications for your retardation, right?
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  OK, so if the Tards have a Bill of Rights in the court, then the
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  cripples needed a Bill of Rights too.
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  Well, and then the Wyman got jealous, and then we got a
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  Women's Bill of Rights. Too, Hold on, hold on.
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  So we need to back it up a little bit because we got to
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  explain this so that you can fully.
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  What about a crippled Woman's Bill of Rights?
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  So because of his retardedness, OK, he started making these
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  amendments and these fucking bills of rights and these
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  fucking things left and fucking right.
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  So I finally said like, you can't do that anymore, OK, you
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  can't make any more subjects subsections with fucking bills
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  of rights. You can't fucking.
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  To be fair, Sam, the process of the court was like this.
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  She made a rule and then I made a rule, and she didn't make any
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  rule about how long my rule could be.
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  So I added a Bill of Rights for retards.
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  And then I was like, ah, no. And then she was like, that's
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  too long, you can't do that. So then this motherfucker is
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  like, OK, rule #37 So imagine me having to write this.
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  You can't number these shits because it's not actually a Bill
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  of Rights, right? So now you get the, the fun
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  thing if you got to go here, and then you get a foot per section
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  and then you get to finish here because my Bill of Rights is in
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  the middle. So yeah, go.
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  You can read that one. That.
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  You did this to yourself. OK, so this is Sam I for you
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  guys and Mort and Mort don't want to leave Mort out.
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  We always we tend to leave Mort out fucked up.
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  The 37 is the cripple. Billow rights like billow
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  rights. Yeah.
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  Cripples are immune to all negative side effects of a
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  retard but gain all the positives.
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  So basically Sam, when we when the retards convene, they can
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  depose a judge right? A cripple in that situation
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  counts as a retard. We can work together.
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  We can work together in in gaggle of retards.
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  A cripple counts AS2 retards or a megatard.
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  Talking over cripples is not nice, but aloud.
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  That's true. Cripples get to assign retard
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  points. Skip.
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  The section Skip, skip what here?
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  Then you got to skip this because this is how you fucking
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  did it. So this is how I had to put it
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  in the book. Oh it's an annex A subsection,
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  sorry. Per episode.
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  So you guys actually have the ability to assign retard points
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  twice per episode just for being crippled?
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  Cripple status is determined by obvious things and we don't need
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  to discuss it. They're in wheelchairs, bro.
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  Yes. As leaders within the retard
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  community by proxy, cripples get to mute any retard they want at
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  any time. But what if?
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  It's a form of contempt for the court.
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  Yeah, it's, it's like a check and balance.
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  Yeah. In case of emergency women and
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  cripples, first retards must wait their turn.
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  That's really important. The court acknowledges cripples
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  have mind powers. Universally no acceptance.
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  I mean, I mean, yes. Cripple guys get a pass on
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  occasional dirty jokes, but can be muted by a woman and assigned
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  a retard point. Fair.
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  Cripple points are an unlimited currency only cripples have that
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  can be used for stuff. What stuff?
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  Cripple stuff. Yes, they're really written like
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  this. The Secret Cripple Shop can be
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  opened once per episode and contains random date breaking
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  powers for cripples. Cripples can give out cripple
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  currency if you're nice to them and shit.
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  Question does the does the criminal store have have a
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  wheelchair amp though? No.
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  No. But wait, wait, wait, wait,
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  wait. Do you have the kids?
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  Where? Is it?
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  Hold on, fuck. Where is it?
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  I don't remember which one it is.
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  You can. Tell I had a little bit of fun
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  with this. Well, more I guess.
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  Rule #13 the court should always be wheelchair accessible and
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  that is my fucking rule. Bitch, I got your back.
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  Secret shop is not a not an arm of the court, it is a private
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  for profit. Venture, I got your back.
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  I got, I got your backs. I yeah, I appreciate, I
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  appreciate that. No, let's be real, I would be
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  the one having their back because I'd be the one pushing
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  the chair. Shut up.
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  So there you go. That's the crippled Bill of
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  Rights. Sam, what do you think about my
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  Bill of Rights for cripples in the court?
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  I I think it, I think it's epic. But since you brought it up, I'm
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  going to make sure the wheelchair ramp does not work at
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  the secret shop. So you guys have to crawl in
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  Wait. Oh, no, only for you, Mort.
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  Mort can just use it. Damn it.
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  Well, you have to have some. Parts.
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  So more only OK. Well, well, he, he is, he is, he
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  is older, so I suppose it would be easier.
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  You can use the wheelchair ramp, but you get a retard point.
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  Some, some it's none of. This is rule, yet not at the
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  point for 42 years. Sometimes the people who make
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  wheelchair Rams should get retard points.
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  I know because this shit's like back and forth and back and
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  forth and all it would take is a little.
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  Well, also like some of the some of the some of the elevations
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  for them are like. Yeah.
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  And they, well, that's what I mean.
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  It's like either too steep, right?
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  Yeah. Or it's like like you got to
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  fucking wheel yourself a mile to get in the fucking store instead
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  of them just putting a reasonable fucking little
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  gradual little dip. Yeah, my, my I don't.
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  Understand why it's so like, it's like they've never seen a
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  wheelchair before, you know? My.
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  So funny this is. Just like listening to the
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  conversations between you and my dad all over.
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  Again, no shit. Yeah.
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  My, my other favorite thing is when they put is when they put
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  like ramps in front of parking spaces and then the space is, is
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  like, I'm like blocked by somebody's Buick or.
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  I love ramp blocking car space handicap space.
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  Right. Like the perfect confluence of
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  like, how the fuck did you think I was going to get out of a car
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  if somebody parked here? Yeah, yeah.
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  Yeah, totally so. And you and, and in some cases
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  you might even think that if you're not in a wheelchair,
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  you'd be like, I can't even get out of, you know, how the fuck
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  is anybody? I would I would rather deal with
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  a shitty wheelchair ramp than a. Now we'll never know.
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  Jimmy Cramp. Wow.
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  Wow, just didn't want him to tell us.
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  Rumble was like, no more. You're not allowed to tell us.
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  And now John for he's he's Rumble gave him a retard point.
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  Rumble Rumble gets the retard point.
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  Oh, speaking it one more. Speaking of Rumble Rumble Rumble
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  gets retard points actually. And the port's gone again, so
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  Rumble's getting 21 more and it's a retard.
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  Because, well, I mean, Rumble is kind of retarded and I know
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  we're streaming there. I don't.
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  I don't really care though, because.
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  Shout out to the Rumble audience.
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  That's generally for me bigger than YouTube anyway, but
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  sometimes the platform gets a retard point from me.
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  Yeah, No, let's be clear. The the Rumble audience is
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  great. It's the, it's the the platform
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  that. I mean, it's fine.
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  Like a guy can be retarded and he's fine.
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  He's even maybe your friend. You hang out with him, but you
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  just know that that guy's going to kick Mortheus out in the
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  middle of his joke. Oh my God.
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  So that, oh, is he back finally? No, no, look who replaced him,
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  though. We have a schmooly.
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  Oh my God, it wasn't Rumble. Schmooly.
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  What have you done with Mortheus?
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  Well, obviously, obviously he's pleading the 5th.
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  No, no, he's he's probably fine all.
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  Right, I'm here. Yeah.
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  Welcome, welcome, welcome. Morpheus just got kicked out by
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  Rumble. Well, that's the.
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  Middle of a joke? Well, that's probably a good
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  move by Rumble. Yeah, and then and then I read
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  the Cripple Bill of Rights. I had not, I had not paid
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  attention to the fact that you've added like Internet
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  scumbag and other schizo art to the background.
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  I love it, I'm here for it. Yeah, she made most of that
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  shit. Except, well, the schizo art.
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  Schizo art is actually my son put a bunch of paint dots on a
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  piece of paper and then told her to make it into a monster.
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  So she painted a little fluffy Bunny tail on it and stuff.
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  Oh, that's cool. Yeah.
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  That's bad. And then the one right above my
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  head is like Head P ES logo she drew out after we went to the
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  concert. I was just laughing because I
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  recorded a video for my Snapchat and then went about uploading it
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  and it took for ages and it randomly spliced the video and
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  then uploaded chunks of it out of order so that none of it made
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  any sense. So this faggot just came on here
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  and admitted he ain't watched us in a year, Sam.
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  Yeah, I've been busy. No, no.
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  I know, I just wow. Sheesh.
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  I had the same background for about April.
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  Would you say April? March.
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  Yeah. Yeah, almost a year.
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  Here's a good question. Do you see the background when
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  you listed on iTunes? No.
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  Exactly. Of course he's on iTunes because
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  he's the big CEO on his Apple products.
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  Yeah, I get my iPod and I download it from iTunes.
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  Aren't you all fancy? See out here in the real, in the
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  Android world where we all live, all the all the peons.
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  Yeah, we watch things with video.
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  I'm old school, I'm going to listen to a podcast on my
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  fucking iPod nano. Which is.
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  Well, we got Rooster, Cogburn says America is a Jewish
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  oligarchy. Happy New Year though, OK.
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  OK. Happy New Year to you too.
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  If that's true. Love off the beaten path.
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  Are you literally triggered by an American flag?
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  You should Google the Helium method.
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  Yeah, what I would say. No, if if that's actually
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  triggered by the American flag. If they're literally freaking
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  out over Rooster Cogburn, you're a faggot.
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  Well it it all depends. If he's converting to Judaism,
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  then I respect. I mean, that's the way to go if
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  it's true. If America is a Jewish
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  oligarchy, I'm converting to Judaism.
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  Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's just funny
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  because I can't think of why else somebody would say that in
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  chat, except that they have autism.
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  Well, I mean, I've they always might be saying because they
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  know I've got the, I've got the J pass.
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  Hey, Craig's probably working so.
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  As as. This is actually a Jewish
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  oligarchy too, because on the counter we got a Jew so.
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  Well, you know. Literally on call.
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  Like we have literally called upon our Jew we he's also our
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  engineer and our doctor. Yes.
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  Well, I mean, you're definitely not going to trigger smoothly by
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  pointing this out. I know, I just hope.
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  Merry merry merry new year chat person.
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  We're sitting here talking about the dumbest shit in the world.
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  He sees an American flag and he's triggered enough to scream
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  about Jews in the chat. Yes, this person should off
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  themselves theoretically and no value to society.
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  And Mortheus is back. So, and Speaking of people that
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  do offer value to society, Mortheus, please finish the
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  joke. Rumble joke fucked us and I
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  wanted to hear it again. He's gone.
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  That man just. Rumors is not on anymore, Sam.
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  I'm crashing out on New Year's. What the fuck?
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  Rumble Is rumble is canceling worth it?
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  I I thought I thought rumble was against cancer Holster Bros
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  like. His joke was just going to be
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  about wheelchair ramps. Is this really too edgy Rumble?
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  Apparently. Guy in the chats talk about
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  Jews. We can't even make a joke about
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  wheelchairs. We got 2 fucking cripple guys,
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  we can't make a joke about a wheelchair.
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  Look what the fuck? If you want to know who rules
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  over you, it's who you can't criticize.
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  Can't criticize cripples. Yeah, we'll the cripples rule
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  us. Oh my God, we live in a crypto
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  oligarchy. I mean.
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  Crypto Oh my God, it's all making sense Sam, you guys are
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  in charge and you can't Sam, if you guys, how is it that we're
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  if cripples run everything, what's going on?
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  What did you do? Why are you not in?
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  I mean, look, I mean, I mean like Stephen Hawking was our our
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  Steam leader and we be every Tuesday.
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  We we be every Tuesday and Thursday at the library to
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  discuss. Of course, the cripples meet on
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  Tuesday. Max, he didn't go to the island.
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  No. That's what that's what how he
• 26:44
  didn't go to crippled pedo island.
• 26:48
  And so that's why Sam is in charge.
• 26:51
  Yeah, yeah, I'm, yeah, I'm the I'm the only one.
• 26:56
  Well, plus they. Because them New York City
• 26:59
  liberal cripples, they'd be running.
• 27:03
  Yeah, I got you. I got you.
• 27:05
  One of those outsider cripples. Oh, I've, I've always, I've
• 27:09
  always, I've always been an outsider.
• 27:11
  Well, how do we get in? Well do some weird like is there
• 27:19
  a cripple wall we can bow at or something?
• 27:22
  Well, I mean, look there, there is a there is a way you can join
• 27:27
  us. I'm just not sure it's that's AI
• 27:30
  mean. I mean you can do.
• 27:32
  It Sam, you're already in a wheelchair and we're talking
• 27:35
  about how we're on the outside. I'm saying how we get in.
• 27:37
  I don't need to be crippled. Look, look, we got.
• 27:40
  We have. Look, maxers hitting.
• 27:41
  Themselves we have look maxers hitting themselves with a
• 27:44
  hammers in the head. They should have been hitting
• 27:45
  themselves in the legs. You're hitting yourself in the
• 27:48
  kneecap. I need that.
• 27:51
  I need that wheelchair ramp access.
• 27:56
  I mean, I mean that, yeah. I mean that.
• 27:59
  I mean, that's the other thing you have.
• 28:01
  You have people breaking their faces with, you know.
• 28:04
  It is all making sense though because check this out guys.
• 28:08
  When you're at like anywhere where you have to wait in line,
• 28:12
  they put cripples up front and like, make them cut you.
• 28:18
  They really do run everything. Oh my God.
• 28:21
  Yes. My whole world view is a lie,
• 28:24
  Sam. The cripples are in charge of
• 28:26
  everything because they have, you know, some of them have
• 28:29
  select privileges in certain situations.
• 28:35
  Yes. Oh my God.
• 28:39
  What do we do? About this Sam, you're you're
• 28:43
  you. You know what cripples think
• 28:44
  like? Well, I know, I know, I know
• 28:50
  some of I know some of them think like.
• 28:54
  We haven't done old school cripple banter like this in a
• 28:57
  while, huh? Well, the the thing that is,
• 29:01
  though, is like there are there are there are tears to cripple
• 29:05
  to cripple them too, though. So like I am in, I am in charge
• 29:11
  of like Rick you. Telling me you're like AC tier.
• 29:14
  Well, compared to Ricky Berwick, I mean, yeah.
• 29:18
  Fair, bro. Compared to Ricky Berwick,
• 29:21
  you're not even all that crippled.
• 29:24
  No, but like but like also like I've struggled.
• 29:28
  I've struggled on YouTube to get like 1000 subscribers like I'm.
• 29:33
  Think about this, Sam. You and Morpheus, you both are
• 29:37
  far less crippled then big fat bitches on scooters at Walmart.
• 29:47
  Yes, that is true. Well, they claim anyway.
• 29:53
  Well, I mean a lot of them. A lot of them are retarded.
• 29:58
  A lot of them can't walk as far as you.
• 30:03
  That that that is, that is actually true.
• 30:11
  They. Actually do need them carts at a
• 30:14
  certain point, you know, then there's a it's fun because like,
• 30:18
  if you're a normal person as you age, right, you might like say
• 30:24
  you have a knee surgery, say you have a fucking hip surgery.
• 30:28
  Say you know, you're 40. Something happens like that.
• 30:31
  You will still not fucking want to use the card even when you
• 30:34
  absolutely should because people will think you're just a fat
• 30:39
  lazy fuck. Which is which is why I say fat
• 30:43
  lazy fucks should be banned from the carts.
• 30:47
  Well, well, they're they're the ones who also like they, they
• 30:50
  get the handicap. We're going.
• 30:52
  To start asking people for notes, Sam.
• 30:54
  That's why I wrote in there like, what defines a cripple.
• 30:57
  It was like obvious. Yeah.
• 31:02
  It's obvious. That's one of those things of
• 31:04
  like, what? What we're talking about.
• 31:06
  If you don't know and you need me to spell it out for you, then
• 31:09
  you're a cat lady. What's a cripple?
• 31:13
  It's a, you know, you can see with your eyes.
• 31:16
  They have a in, in my. I mean, a simple definition
• 31:19
  would be like a physical disability.
• 31:22
  That is obvious. Yeah.
• 31:24
  That requires basic, you know, a ramp.
• 31:29
  But on. Share.
• 31:31
  And and by the. Crutches.
• 31:34
  Yeah, Steven. You can be temporarily a
• 31:37
  cripple, can you not? Oh, absolutely.
• 31:40
  How? However, with that in mind, I
• 31:42
  would say that Steven Crowder having fibromyalgia is not the
• 31:47
  same. That's the point, right?
• 31:50
  Yeah. It's like you're not a cripple
• 31:51
  because you got a neuro condition, you're crippled
• 31:56
  because you literally need help with access.
• 31:59
  That's like what defines it, basically.
• 32:01
  Well, like, well, like even like I do know people with like
• 32:06
  neurological conditions too, like, well, Morpheus is like a
• 32:10
  is a perfect example act, but it's like it's like when when
• 32:14
  Steven Crowder like complaints like, oh, I have fibromyalgia,
• 32:18
  like he's never actually defined what that what that is it.
• 32:23
  It's just like. It's also strange because it's
• 32:28
  generally something only women have.
• 32:32
  Yeah. It's there is a lot of
• 32:35
  controversy about that particular diagnosis where
• 32:39
  there's a segment of the medical community that doesn't think
• 32:42
  it's real versus a segment that it, it's misunderstood, it
• 32:47
  doesn't seem to get studied enough.
• 32:49
  It's one of those things, and so you can kind of say you got it
• 32:53
  and people think it's this awful thing, but like the range of
• 32:56
  symptoms that people complain about really is a spectrum kind
• 33:00
  of deal. So it's one of those things that
• 33:03
  a lot of people will say they have because it sounds really
• 33:05
  bad and it amounts to what it really amounts to is pain
• 33:11
  problems, generalized pain problems.
• 33:17
  Yeah, which? Which?
• 33:20
  Which indeed. Which indeed can be crippling.
• 33:23
  It can be, but it can also be you being a bitch.
• 33:28
  Like there's this, That's why I say there's a spectrum.
• 33:31
  And then there can also be, I know that this exists, right?
• 33:37
  And it's a great excuse for me being a bitch because most
• 33:42
  people don't understand that I'm being a bitch.
• 33:45
  And it sounds really bad. And because people do that,
• 33:49
  people don't take it seriously. That's why it doesn't get
• 33:51
  studied actually. Yeah, and well, and also it's
• 33:55
  and also it's a great grifter. See, See Crowder has grifritus,
• 34:02
  which is a, which is a condition I, you know, came up with.
• 34:06
  It's I'm, I'm sick. Subscribe to My Patriot.
• 34:11
  Yo how how do we catch that shit?
• 34:13
  It seems to be lucrative. Yeah, yeah, I I mean, yeah, that
• 34:19
  that's what I want to know. Like I, I am already crippled.
• 34:23
  You know, let's talk about looks, Maxing Sam.
• 34:27
  Well, that well look we have the expert on looks maxing.
• 34:31
  I know it's well, it's tough because it's a it's a panel of
• 34:35
  all of us are, you know, clearly stud muffin handsome guys, and
• 34:40
  we're looking at these poor, pathetic looks, maxing young men
• 34:43
  that are, you know, just desperately trying to look like
• 34:46
  a a grown up and it's very sad, Sam.
• 34:52
  Yeah. Somebody ought to beat them up.
• 34:56
  And you know what? I'm willing to do it.
• 35:00
  Look any of these looked maxers instead of hammering your own
• 35:03
  face. What it is, guys?
• 35:06
  You have what's called internalized faggotry, and the
• 35:10
  only solution to that problem is for a big guy to come and punch
• 35:15
  you in the face. So you're trying to simulate it
• 35:18
  by hammering your face. You think you're hammering it
• 35:20
  into shape? Yes, the shape of a guy who gets
• 35:23
  his cheekbones broken a lot from being a stupid ass.
• 35:28
  I'm willing to be your bully. You can pay me.
• 35:32
  I have a very reasonable fee. I'll come hammer your face for
• 35:37
  you. He would just do unprincipled.
• 35:43
  Yeah, and then when you get hit a couple times, you'll grow a
• 35:48
  set and a personality, and then maybe you'll get laid and you
• 35:51
  don't need to do all this retarded looks maxing shit.
• 35:54
  See, they think they got to hit themselves in the head with a
• 35:56
  hammer, but in reality, you got to fucking use a wrench.
• 36:00
  You got to wrench your nose into position, OK, and and you got to
• 36:05
  hit your your Dick with a hammer.
• 36:08
  Now in this see in this case, I feel like I'm the old school
• 36:12
  one, OK? Because I am a firm believer in
• 36:16
  the proper shaping of a man's face should be via being punched
• 36:21
  in it. I mean it worked for me.
• 36:27
  So true. I mean, you know, it's.
• 36:31
  It's, it's funny because we've talked off air about this quite
• 36:34
  a bit and you know, I'm like, hey, can we spread the looks
• 36:38
  Maxer stuff? Because anyone who falls for it,
• 36:41
  they can just kind of take themselves out of the gene pool.
• 36:45
  They're actually better for that than a gay guy.
• 36:48
  Oh yeah, a gay guy is more likely to wife somebody than a
• 36:53
  fucking looksmaxer. Yep, Yep.
• 36:56
  And it's, it's astonishing too, because they at least that guy,
• 37:02
  he, he views men like men view women.
• 37:07
  And then that's how he's trying to maximize it.
• 37:09
  He's actually not maximizing for the.
• 37:14
  Yeah, he's maximizing for other closeted gay dudes like himself.
• 37:18
  Yeah, I mean, if you want to step yourself up, you know, you
• 37:21
  would have to overcome whatever, whatever's fucked in his head
• 37:26
  that prevents him from being himself around literally anyone.
• 37:29
  And it's compelling him to try to be like Andrew Bateman.
• 37:35
  You know, that's that would be my advice.
• 37:37
  And that would actually require hard work and introspection and
• 37:40
  emotional intelligence. I meant to get to this in my
• 37:44
  arguments in the court case, but Patrick Bateman is quite
• 37:50
  clearly, if you're not retarded completely if you read the book
• 37:55
  or watch the film. Doesn't matter which one.
• 37:58
  OK, All he does is a metaphor that he's a closeted middle-aged
• 38:05
  gay guy. Guys, you're worshipping a gay
• 38:08
  guy trying to hide his gayness. What the fuck?
• 38:13
  He didn't cheat on his fiance at all.
• 38:16
  He didn't bang any of the so-called hot rods that he he
• 38:19
  didn't even fuck the hookers. He didn't kill anybody.
• 38:22
  He didn't kill the fucking. None of that happened.
• 38:25
  It's all in his head. It's a grown man who's really
• 38:29
  fucking gay fantasizing about all the weird fucking shit he
• 38:33
  could do. It's an autistic fit, the whole
• 38:37
  fucking thing, and it's supposed to be taken that way.
• 38:39
  And if you don't believe me, look at the fucking things that
• 38:42
  the author of the book says about it.
• 38:44
  Or read the other parts of the fucking series.
• 38:47
  Did you know it was part of a series?
• 38:49
  No, because you're retarded. Stop hammering your face.
• 38:53
  Grow up. I should give you a wedgie and
• 38:57
  then put you in the toilet head first.
• 39:02
  Yeah, once again, almost nothing, almost nothing that
• 39:05
  they say, nothing that they're doing really is evidence in any
• 39:12
  kind of the actual studies on attractiveness, well, that I've
• 39:17
  seen. Well, the fact.
• 39:19
  The fact. They'll be much more attractive
• 39:21
  after I give them a professional hair treatment.
• 39:24
  You see. And you know, I guess the tech,
• 39:27
  you know, the, the, the, the, the vulgar term for it is a
• 39:30
  swirly. But what it really is, it's this
• 39:34
  high end hair maintenance routine for young men to do so
• 39:40
  that they can get. And The thing is, is that's the
• 39:42
  kind of shit you can sell to these fucking assholes.
• 39:45
  You could have a swirly fucking water thing and say it'll help
• 39:48
  them get fucking chicks and they will swirly them fucking selves.
• 39:53
  Fat hammer in your face retard. You should be locked up for
• 39:57
  that. Also also also sake that sake
• 40:03
  that Gavin Newsom would be better than JD Vance because
• 40:09
  he's like. He said JD Vance is subhuman.
• 40:13
  I'm like, do you know what the word human even means?
• 40:18
  Yeah. No, no.
• 40:21
  I mean, it's, it's interesting because.
• 40:22
  Valueless vapid fucks want to talk about somebody that's
• 40:25
  dedicated their life to something at all is hilarious.
• 40:29
  Yeah, I mean, I want to, I want to know his how many times has
• 40:33
  he passed on his genes? How many kids does he have?
• 40:40
  I believe he's a virgin. OK, so he's a 20 year old
• 40:45
  virgin. OK, cool.
• 40:46
  And, you know, does does he do a lot of, I guess he does do a lot
• 40:50
  of public speaking, But, you know, he was in the Marine
• 40:53
  Corps. I don't know, driving around
• 40:57
  with a camera on isn't necessarily public speaking.
• 41:00
  Oh, yeah. Good point.
• 41:01
  Yeah. So.
• 41:02
  So did he get into finance and then prove himself in in that
• 41:06
  after a successful career in the military?
• 41:08
  No, he has to mog on his enemies, which means in most
• 41:14
  cases this translates to spending money on luxury goods
• 41:20
  and clothing. Yeah.
• 41:24
  So, so basically if he gets money, it gets spent on that.
• 41:30
  Yeah, 'cause all the science that I've read would, would show
• 41:34
  that JD Vance is far more attractive than this.
• 41:38
  This guy, I guess he was comparing Gavin Newsom to JD
• 41:41
  Vance and, and there could be a degree, you know, I guess there
• 41:44
  could be an argument there. Both of these guys, you'll
• 41:46
  notice, are actually valuable. I got a things that this kid
• 41:50
  doesn't have. It's like, I love that
• 41:53
  everybody's analyzing that, but here was my take from the
• 41:56
  beginning. If you're going to vote based on
• 42:00
  which guy you think is look better, you're a faggot.
• 42:07
  Yes. By the way, that doesn't just
• 42:11
  exclude to men. Say there was 2 hot E girls
• 42:15
  running and you are deciding your vote based on which one's
• 42:18
  more attractive. You 2 are a faggot, just in a
• 42:21
  different way. Yeah.
• 42:25
  See, I don't use that term to mean anything about gay
• 42:29
  necessarily. It's more of a demasculating
• 42:31
  thing. Sam.
• 42:33
  Yeah. And like, equally demasculating
• 42:38
  is a simp I think. I mean he's a simp.
• 42:41
  He's a Gavin Newsom simp. Imagine being a simp as a man
• 42:48
  for anyone, for any dude I. Think you should?
• 42:51
  Max, I guess if you're gay might.
• 42:53
  It's no because you're still a simp.
• 42:55
  A gay simp is still a simp. Imagine, imagine being a man and
• 43:00
  being like, the thing that I need to Max out to this degree
• 43:03
  is looks. It's not social skills, it's not
• 43:07
  personal virtue. It's not discipline.
• 43:10
  It's not. It's not even.
• 43:11
  Money. Not power, it's not.
• 43:15
  Like at least money makes sense for that, right?
• 43:18
  Like that was the thing in my day.
• 43:21
  And see, it's obvious to like older people who are not like
• 43:25
  Internet brain rotted out that like talking to people at an
• 43:30
  early age in real life is actually the solution to this
• 43:33
  fucking problem because you'll be more comfortable at being
• 43:36
  yourself and such. But they've come up with all
• 43:38
  these like video game fucking solutions to the problem, like
• 43:42
  looks maxing. The problem with min maxing in
• 43:45
  any video game is it's autistic fucking behavior and everybody
• 43:48
  else playing the game hates you for it.
• 43:50
  Did you know that if you're playing World of Warcraft, which
• 43:54
  is where the fucking maxing thing comes from, min maxing in
• 43:58
  video game terms, minimize every problem that you have, maximize
• 44:03
  everything that is offensive. You minimize all like incoming
• 44:07
  damage, you maximize your output, you maximize your stats,
• 44:11
  you minimize the ones that are bad for you.
• 44:13
  That's where they're taking the term from.
• 44:14
  It's a video game thing, right? And that's the problem is
• 44:17
  they're only maxing. Well, if you do that in a video
• 44:21
  game you end up with an underpowered character retard.
• 44:27
  Yeah, I mean, I'm always going to be the guy that's going to be
• 44:31
  telling everybody to fucking sort themselves out.
• 44:34
  And what I mean by that is specifically like this kid, if I
• 44:37
  honestly sat down with him, my advice to him would be figure
• 44:41
  out why you can't be your fucking self.
• 44:45
  And I know that that sounds fucking shallow and people will
• 44:48
  tell you just be yourself. I'm not saying that.
• 44:51
  I'm saying find out why you're so fucking incapable of being
• 44:55
  yourself that you have a fucking flat effect and you're going to
• 44:59
  this degree to change your physical appearance to make it
• 45:03
  so that you can feel like you have self worth at all.
• 45:07
  Well, well, most people don't even know who they are, who they
• 45:11
  themselves are. Yeah.
• 45:15
  That's why, you know, at the end of the day, that's kind of what
• 45:17
  I'm getting at is it's the, it's he is speed.
• 45:20
  Running to know why. He is speed running every
• 45:24
  negative teenage girl trend of the last 30 years all at once.
• 45:29
  Yeah, from diet pills to Yes, women were hammering their faces
• 45:35
  in the 80s. This.
• 45:37
  This goes back like all the stuff he's doing.
• 45:40
  Yeah. And taking steroids that was
• 45:42
  popular in the early 90s, especially for, like, looks
• 45:45
  among women, different hormone treatments, like, all kinds of
• 45:50
  shit. He's just doing all the shit
• 45:52
  women did to overcome their self consciousness.
• 45:55
  And anyone has expected me to believe that this is a confident
• 45:58
  young man. I I would again see schmooly is
• 46:02
  nice. He's going to overhear, explain,
• 46:05
  you know, maybe hope this guy turns it around.
• 46:07
  My strategy? Always Well, he won't eat a guy
• 46:10
  like that up and hope he figures it out.
• 46:13
  He won't turn it around, and I know that, but there might be
• 46:15
  somebody that can hear my voice potentially that could like go
• 46:19
  down that route of going, hey, actually schmooly is fucking
• 46:23
  right. I should sort myself out.
• 46:26
  And I'm always saying it because I'm a guy who has worked on
• 46:29
  trying to sort himself out. And I can tell you that it makes
• 46:33
  all the fucking difference in the entire world, in almost
• 46:37
  every single domain. And those are the things you
• 46:41
  should Max out in life. If you want to min Max that you
• 46:44
  need to min Max having presence, being calm, being more fucking
• 46:50
  I. I don't even want to limit it to
• 46:52
  just guys, but just be a more virtuous human being.
• 46:55
  Be present with people. Don't rush to judge on them.
• 46:58
  Find out why am I projecting on other people.
• 47:01
  You're you're getting at there is what you need to minimize is
• 47:04
  the things that you're ashamed of.
• 47:06
  Yes, yeah. And This is why religion can
• 47:10
  help a lot of people with that because it literally is sort of
• 47:13
  telling you to minimize your guilt and shame by by minimizing
• 47:18
  your sinning and also improving yourself through finding
• 47:22
  redemption. Like that's why that's the that
• 47:24
  works, right? That's people.
• 47:26
  People have fallen in line with that trick for a couple thousand
• 47:30
  years now, you know. If you're a guy and your
• 47:33
  personality is hitting yourself with a fucking hammer, OK, and
• 47:37
  your skin care lotion and shit, then there's a problem.
• 47:41
  There's some shit that happened to you in the past.
• 47:43
  There's some stuff in your shadow that you fucking
• 47:45
  repressed because that is not how you're fucking born to be.
• 47:51
  Right. Well.
• 47:54
  That's that's where bullying I've always made this case came
• 47:57
  from right was the concept of aberrant behavior kind of just
• 48:02
  triggers people sometimes. Obviously it's misapplied most
• 48:07
  times in fact, but sometimes a kid does need to get like, if
• 48:11
  not beat up, beat up might be extreme, but like told like,
• 48:15
  bro, you're just being fucking weird.
• 48:17
  And, and the, the problem with the Internet age, the problem
• 48:21
  with zoomers in my millennial opinion.
• 48:24
  And it's like, oh God, millennial could have an opinion
• 48:27
  about zoomers. Yeah, all you do is shit on us.
• 48:29
  So for one second you should think that you are so used to
• 48:33
  online communication where everything has to be explained
• 48:36
  to you instantly, that you live in a world with no mystery at
• 48:39
  all and you expect everything to be like that at all times and
• 48:43
  you're in for rude awakening. Yeah, well, it.
• 48:48
  What you don't know is more infinitely large than what you
• 48:51
  do or will ever. Well, and and also Shmoley's
• 48:55
  pointing to like sorting yourself out like that's
• 48:58
  something that all three of us and I would say all four of us
• 49:02
  including more I've had to do at 1:00.
• 49:05
  No, no, I'm a guy. Is well, I mean clearly so well.
• 49:15
  I mean, I've had this very, I've had this very thing where I
• 49:18
  like, once you think to yourself, hey, this is
• 49:22
  triggering some kind of emotional response, what's
• 49:24
  actually going on here? And then you kind of go follow
• 49:27
  it back and you're like, hey, these events in my past probably
• 49:30
  fucking shaped this as a, as a perspective.
• 49:33
  And that's like my subconscious brain.
• 49:35
  So I'm going to process that and understand that and then work to
• 49:38
  integrate and overcome that. Because if you can't fucking be
• 49:42
  yourself around other people, that is a problem you need to
• 49:48
  address. There's something that's
• 49:50
  actually dysfunctional. Speaking of.
• 49:53
  Funny because zoomers have an answer to a lot of their
• 49:56
  problems, but they say it so ironically that it's
• 49:59
  meaningless. But touch grass.
• 50:01
  Meaning literally not just not just go outside, you're on the
• 50:05
  computer too much, but literally turn off your fucking device
• 50:09
  sometimes and just breathe the fucking air because you only got
• 50:14
  so long. You're going to be able to do
• 50:15
  that. Yeah, especially if you're
• 50:18
  young, man. It don't matter your
• 50:21
  circumstances. I'm living proof of this.
• 50:23
  I I come from the worst home ever, but I still don't feel
• 50:27
  like like you have an infinite possibility for a certain amount
• 50:32
  of time and then you'll have less and less and less and
• 50:37
  you're busy chasing tail. I'll tell you most of those
• 50:41
  guys, that's even what they're chasing.
• 50:42
  They're not chasing a wife even they're chasing tail.
• 50:45
  It's like, well, I watch guy that's not new.
• 50:48
  I knew guys that chase tail too and they look smacks of their
• 50:52
  era too. That was wearing Jordans and
• 50:54
  some nice shit and be having a personality, something that
• 50:57
  these guys are like appalled by the idea of having a personality
• 51:02
  but. Well, part of that is what?
• 51:05
  Happened to the players. What happened to those guys that
• 51:07
  chase tails? Sam, I'll tell you what
• 51:09
  happened. They got ex wives, they got baby
• 51:11
  Mamas, they got venereal diseases.
• 51:14
  They got all kind of problems from it.
• 51:16
  Oh yeah. That ain't changed.
• 51:20
  Well, and then. If anything it's gotten worse in
• 51:22
  terms of you you get divorced, you're probably more likely to
• 51:25
  get fucked. And then what?
• 51:27
  What's and then what's funny is like you mentioned, you know
• 51:30
  where where did all the players go?
• 51:32
  Like Gen. Z doesn't have any like player
• 51:35
  types to look up to. They have, you know, perfect
• 51:40
  segue, Andrew Tay got the shit be in be in out.
• 51:45
  This is. Important Sam.
• 51:48
  I would like to publicly rescind any and all challenging I have
• 51:54
  ever made to Andrew Tate for his own safety because the man can't
• 51:59
  even keep his hands up when he's being paid lots of money in a
• 52:02
  professional boxing match. Sam, that man has the skills of
• 52:07
  a 12 year old. I could teach 12 year olds to
• 52:12
  beat Andrew Tate. So though I said I'd fight him
• 52:19
  anytime, anywhere, at some point you have to look out for
• 52:24
  somebody's safety, so. Andrew Tate always struck me as
• 52:30
  insecure. You can tell with all of the the
• 52:32
  yelling and stuff and he talks about being a guy with
• 52:35
  impeccable frame but then he creates A-frame that is like
• 52:39
  hyper competitive and low. Like how do I even phrase this?
• 52:44
  Just low fucking cooperation, just absurdly weak and insecure
• 52:51
  and to the point where, yeah, he goes to box and he loses and his
• 52:55
  frame can't survive that. If your if your status is look
• 53:02
  how many Maseratis I have then like.
• 53:07
  Hold on, the answer is simple, that he didn't know one thing.
• 53:13
  If you're going to be dumb, you got to be tough.
• 53:17
  Yeah. He's both.
• 53:19
  That's a problem. He's dumb, but he's not tough.
• 53:25
  He he, well, he thought, he thought he was tough for like a
• 53:30
  long time. You know, Sam, I even took him
• 53:33
  seriously when he said he was a professional fighter, but they
• 53:35
  mentioned his record, his record of having 12 amateur fights
• 53:40
  about 20 years ago. Do you know, Sam, I had more
• 53:43
  amateur fights about 20 years ago than 12 and I won more than
• 53:46
  12. I'm not kidding when I say I
• 53:50
  could get, I had that was just boxing.
• 53:52
  Kickboxing was like another couple dozen and then another
• 53:55
  couple dozen or So what they call freestyle.
• 53:57
  Regardless, like fighting was what I did, right?
• 54:00
  Like that was my sport. Here's another thing, Zoomers.
• 54:03
  Oh, sports ball. Oh, I hate sports.
• 54:06
  You know what Sports got me? Socially acclimated to people
• 54:10
  around me even though I too am a nerd.
• 54:13
  I was into nerdy things, but I had tons of friends.
• 54:16
  Why? Because I played fucking sports
• 54:17
  and I knew how to talk. Mocker.
• 54:18
  I'm talking shit. Y'all are weird about all kinds
• 54:21
  of shit. My God I have.
• 54:24
  I've never met a zoomer who was like not a freak in the locker
• 54:30
  room. Like they go hide in a corner
• 54:32
  like people are trying to look at their Dick.
• 54:35
  Jesus Christ, man. I mean, I mean, Andrew Tay is 39
• 54:41
  years old, so he's like. I was just giving a zoomers like
• 54:45
  you guys got a fucking go. Like the idea that, oh, I get
• 54:49
  it, you hate organized sports. I get it.
• 54:51
  I didn't play organized sports. I played blood sports, bro,
• 54:55
  Combat sports. You can be, you're not on a
• 54:57
  team, motherfucker. You train, you get in the
• 55:00
  fucking ring, you fight a guy, you win or you lose.
• 55:03
  You got you got your coach and you got your team sort of your
• 55:06
  your Dojo or your fucking gym or whatever.
• 55:10
  But no, it's not the same as the the sports ball bro culture.
• 55:14
  You know, you guys could use some fucking sports ball bro
• 55:16
  culture because look at your fucking you think hammer in your
• 55:19
  face. That'll do it.
• 55:21
  Yeah. You know what'll get your
• 55:22
  sticks? They see you playing basketball,
• 55:25
  dummy. Andrew Tate is the kind of
• 55:28
  fucking masculinity that like the dumbest of fucking car
• 55:32
  salesman guys do. I mean at like, and and I say
• 55:35
  that because I literally motivational speaking that these
• 55:38
  fucking faggots have about you want a horror easy life or a a
• 55:43
  normal life? You want a a hot wife or you
• 55:46
  want a fucking Lexus in your driveway.
• 55:48
  It's it's this literal fucking it's a Maserati.
• 55:50
  And then they confuse fucking masculinity with just screaming
• 55:54
  and dominance hierarchies constantly and competition,
• 55:58
  which is like, you know, it's a fine fucking thing to do, but
• 56:01
  it's it's the male equivalent of being like the caddy bitch.
• 56:05
  Most that. Causes drama.
• 56:07
  It's not fucking integrated adult fucking masculinity.
• 56:12
  If that's if he says that kind of so would you rather have
• 56:15
  more? Dude I wouldn't trade with him
• 56:17
  for anything. Give up my wife and my child.
• 56:20
  Fuck you for what? Vapid, shallow fucking bullshit
• 56:27
  you. Can.
• 56:30
  Throw all the Maseratis you want.
• 56:32
  If I had to trade that away, it wouldn't be worth it.
• 56:35
  Well, here I'm just not materialistic enough.
• 56:38
  Well, here, here's The Dirty secret, Max.
• 56:41
  Most, most those influencers who have like The, Who have like the
• 56:45
  12 Maseratis, you know, in their Instagram photo shoots or
• 56:49
  whatever, the they don't actually own those cars.
• 56:53
  Oh I know and I don't care dude. I I wouldn't drive that crap
• 56:58
  any. No, I no I don't.
• 57:00
  Want to, I don't want to call him out, but you notice who you
• 57:03
  notice who actually enjoyed supercars that I know that that
• 57:09
  love that stuff. You know who I know who did
• 57:12
  that, Kurt? I mean Kurt, I mean her has the
• 57:17
  money though to do. He had he had the money and he
• 57:20
  had the supercars. And he had a a higher calling.
• 57:24
  Yeah. But the fact.
• 57:26
  Of the matter is, by the way, for people that don't know who
• 57:28
  we're talking about, the higher calling wasn't even like a
• 57:31
  church thing or something. He literally gave it up because
• 57:33
  he believes in philosophy. Yes.
• 57:37
  But my point is that guys who actually fucking enjoy those
• 57:41
  supercars that have the money to do it are not going to run
• 57:44
  around going where's your fucking Maserati?
• 57:48
  No, we're like, I like this. This is hell.
• 57:51
  It's like the guy I was sad. Sam.
• 57:54
  Oh my God. What's his name?
• 57:56
  The guy the the Call of Duty, one of the original creators
• 57:59
  that died in the car accident over Christmas.
• 58:02
  He drove. Oh yeah.
• 58:04
  Ferrari, it came out under bridge coming too fast.
• 58:07
  He just went it didn't even look like much, but he car's on fire.
• 58:14
  Yeah, I don't I don't care to. I had my times of driving fast.
• 58:19
  I like I don't like that. That mentality in a 40 something
• 58:24
  year old man is a little concerning to me.
• 58:27
  Like I wouldn't want to hang out with a guy like that.
• 58:29
  Of course not. Of course not.
• 58:31
  Because because a guy like that is going to go, oh, I got to
• 58:35
  fucking compete with you. I got to compete with you
• 58:37
  because I'm fucking fundamentally insecure.
• 58:40
  And then they'll just do wild ass shit.
• 58:43
  Yes, incapable of regulating my own emotions.
• 58:47
  It's it's fucking gay. The and you want to talk about,
• 58:51
  like I said, it's it's gay and immature.
• 58:53
  And if you want to talk about archetypes of like guys who are
• 58:56
  attractive, the actual thing you should be thinking about is like
• 58:59
  James Bond and fucking like guys who can regulate their own
• 59:04
  emotions, who are mature and suave because they're
• 59:07
  comfortable in their own skin and they know what they want.
• 59:10
  I'll tell I'll tell you a I'll tell you a great example of like
• 59:14
  the at least for like a millennial goth like adjacent
• 59:20
  alt person like myself is you're looking at Brandon Lee and the
• 59:23
  crow because 1, he makes all the bitches wet.
• 59:27
  That's just undeniable of our entire generation.
• 59:30
  And two, the character itself exhibits so many traits that
• 59:35
  these guys wish they even knew what they looked like.
• 59:40
  Yeah, and and this is this is my point.
• 59:43
  Part of part of like being a bad that you should be going for is
• 59:47
  to yeah, exactly in the chat to be stoic and to be able to
• 59:51
  regulate yourself and to not be needy and to not be insecure.
• 59:56
  And that's. Why I say The Crow has that
• 59:58
  stoicism throughout that whole film, even despite even despite
• 1:00:03
  what he's trying to accomplish being so fucking grim and so
• 1:00:07
  angering he is. Quiet, calm, kind when he needs
• 1:00:12
  to be. He's kind to the little girl and
• 1:00:14
  the mother, but also when he needs to take care of business,
• 1:00:17
  he does that too. And also unlike all their little
• 1:00:20
  stoic heroes, the thing that y'all are missing about Stoicism
• 1:00:24
  is it doesn't mean you can't smile.
• 1:00:26
  It doesn't mean you can't laugh. It doesn't mean you can't cry
• 1:00:29
  either. It just means don't be such a
• 1:00:31
  bitch about it. Yeah.
• 1:00:34
  The the perfect archetype in my mind of that is the main
• 1:00:40
  character from the show, the Young Pope.
• 1:00:41
  Have you seen that show? Yeah, I have.
• 1:00:44
  I have. Yeah, he I would.
• 1:00:47
  Say, that's also good reference, yeah.
• 1:00:49
  Yeah, he has very clear frame of what he wants to accomplish and
• 1:00:55
  he has practice self mastery. And you see inside of his own
• 1:00:59
  mind, you see his internal struggle and you see all of the
• 1:01:02
  things that he faced, which really makes it a great show.
• 1:01:05
  But outwardly he's cunning and calm and collected and self
• 1:01:09
  confident. And that confidence comes from
• 1:01:11
  the trust in himself that he's earned through his virtues and
• 1:01:15
  self masteries. Once again, these are like
• 1:01:17
  classical values that exist. And for mimicking a flat
• 1:01:22
  affectation and call it stoic. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:25
  Yeah. And that that's kind of my point
• 1:01:28
  is like, I guarantee you Marcus Aurelius was not a flat
• 1:01:33
  expectation. Well.
• 1:01:34
  Yeah. Well, one thing that I keep
• 1:01:36
  hearing about a lot too that like I don't really get is when
• 1:01:40
  I hear these guys who who aren't even 50 yet, they're like in
• 1:01:44
  their 40s. When I hear them talking about,
• 1:01:46
  Oh, I'm going through a midlife crisis that always like really
• 1:01:50
  kind of upsets me because I'm like, what I mean, doesn't it
• 1:01:53
  doesn't upset me, but I'm like, what crisis are you going
• 1:01:57
  through that like? And it's like, oh, I got
• 1:02:00
  divorced. Or it's like, well.
• 1:02:01
  To be honest, damn. It's like a way that they
• 1:02:04
  express like an existential dread that they can't define
• 1:02:09
  based upon things not going exactly the way they want
• 1:02:12
  usually. Right, but right, yeah, it's.
• 1:02:15
  Undefinable, yeah. But then, but then like, I've
• 1:02:18
  talked to some of them and it's like, OK, so you're, you know,
• 1:02:20
  you got divorced and like, that's sad and whatnot.
• 1:02:23
  It's like I'm crippled though. Like, you know, like I like You
• 1:02:29
  don't think I, you don't think I like I've suffered.
• 1:02:31
  I don't think that's a fair comparison depending, right?
• 1:02:35
  Maybe a guy. I mean, look, Sam, I get that.
• 1:02:38
  It's it's because it's not even apples to apples.
• 1:02:40
  It's oranges to pears. Right.
• 1:02:43
  If a guy spent 20 years in a marriage when he's got children
• 1:02:47
  and he's dealing with the fallout of that falling apart,
• 1:02:51
  it's not fair to say, well, I'm crippled.
• 1:02:54
  Yeah, you're kind of being a Dick by saying that.
• 1:02:56
  I'm not. I'm well, I'm not exactly.
• 1:02:58
  Completely minimizing somebody's problem, right?
• 1:03:01
  You. You mogged them.
• 1:03:03
  Yeah, you're mogging on them with a week.
• 1:03:07
  Well, well, if if someone like if someone's if someone just
• 1:03:10
  went through a serious divorce, something like that that that's
• 1:03:12
  one thing. But if it's.
• 1:03:14
  I see what you're saying though, not every crisis is that level.
• 1:03:18
  Right what? Generally speaking you have it
• 1:03:22
  worse, but there can be scenarios where what you said is
• 1:03:25
  dickish. Yeah, no, I, no, yeah,
• 1:03:27
  absolutely. Like, I, I have, I have empathy
• 1:03:30
  for the hard working guy who's, you know, who's gone through a
• 1:03:33
  terrible divorce. I I have empathy for that guy.
• 1:03:37
  I what I don't have, what I don't have empathy for, is the
• 1:03:40
  guy who, you know, someone like Andrew Tate, who?
• 1:03:47
  You know. Oh, sorry.
• 1:03:49
  Yeah, well, the the worst thing is I told fucking Sam one time
• 1:03:53
  my back hurt. Huge fucking mistake, right?
• 1:03:55
  He went, Oh yeah, well, I'm fucking crippled.
• 1:03:58
  I know. I like, damn, dude.
• 1:04:02
  I was like, I was like, I don't know, Sam, I feel a little under
• 1:04:05
  the weather this evening and he's like, shut the fuck up, I'm
• 1:04:08
  crippled. I was like, oh, I guess I got to
• 1:04:11
  do the show. Dick.
• 1:04:14
  He's a monster chat. He just always mogs us.
• 1:04:21
  Any struggle that I face I can find in Sam.
• 1:04:24
  And he goes, oh, that's that's interesting.
• 1:04:26
  Well, I'm crippled. And what do you fucking say to
• 1:04:29
  that? You.
• 1:04:29
  Know although like although if someone does have back pain that
• 1:04:34
  can be like depending on. I was just like, hey, my I got
• 1:04:39
  laid off from work and my girlfriend cheated on me so I
• 1:04:42
  had to leave her and Sam's like, that's interesting.
• 1:04:45
  I'm crippled. I know.
• 1:04:47
  No. Damn bro.
• 1:04:49
  No, no. I got to do him like that.
• 1:04:52
  I was like, yo, I had a heart attack.
• 1:04:53
  I saw the Lord. I thought I was dead.
• 1:04:56
  I left my family behind. Sam's like, yeah, I was crippled
• 1:04:59
  though, whole time. And then he kept.
• 1:05:04
  Saying, where's your book? No, I, no, I was, I mean, I
• 1:05:11
  mean, I, I didn't, I didn't know you when you had a, when you had
• 1:05:14
  a heart attack, but yeah, that, that was that.
• 1:05:17
  That must been like. And all I can ever say to him
• 1:05:20
  is, yes, Sam, but you, you have a problem physically, you're
• 1:05:24
  crippled. So like, you have physical
• 1:05:27
  problems, but do you know what it's like to be retarded?
• 1:05:29
  No, you don't. Not all the time, only on
• 1:05:32
  occasion. I have a brain problem, Sam.
• 1:05:37
  I do stupid things without thinking about it.
• 1:05:41
  That's hard. You don't get consequences for
• 1:05:46
  your actions of not being able to go upstairs.
• 1:05:50
  I get consequences of actions of dumb things I say.
• 1:05:56
  I would argue being retarded might be way harder.
• 1:06:01
  Have you ever tried to navigate the DMV while retarded, Sam?
• 1:06:08
  No but but but but. Sometimes trying to navigate the
• 1:06:10
  DMV makes me feel retarded so. I think paperwork OK.
• 1:06:17
  We have to get a Downey for the show now just so the Downey can
• 1:06:21
  mog on fucking Sam I think. Paperwork should be treated like
• 1:06:29
  stairs for you and the I should have a wheelchair ramp for
• 1:06:33
  paperwork at the government offices.
• 1:06:37
  Well, bullshit. Well, well shit bro.
• 1:06:39
  That ought to be a thing for all.
• 1:06:41
  For all of us. Well, if everybody gets it, then
• 1:06:45
  it's not special for retarded people, is it?
• 1:06:51
  I'm I'm. I'm talking.
• 1:06:52
  About accommodation, that shit's hard.
• 1:06:54
  They like, there's four. They're like, what's your legal
• 1:06:57
  name? And I'm like, I know.
• 1:06:58
  And they're like, if you're wrong about it, we can charge
• 1:07:01
  you with three felonies. And I'm like, what is my name?
• 1:07:06
  Oh God. Yeah, no, yeah.
• 1:07:09
  No, I've, I've had that. I've had that too.
• 1:07:11
  It's like what I've had identity crisises too when doing.
• 1:07:16
  And then they're like, there's shit like, what's your first
• 1:07:18
  dog's name? And I'm like, I don't even
• 1:07:20
  remember. Oh my God, am I not going to get
• 1:07:22
  my cards no more? You know they're going to give
• 1:07:24
  me my license because I don't remember my first dog's name.
• 1:07:28
  You know what? Like on that subject like.
• 1:07:30
  That I had dementia, Sam. Like that, like that is what I'm
• 1:07:34
  just retarded. That is one thing.
• 1:07:36
  Like I do wish that I do wish that Trump, like if, if, if
• 1:07:43
  there was one candidate who could say like, I'm going to
• 1:07:46
  simplify all this government paperwork and make it like like
• 1:07:50
  plain English, like, I would, I would vote for that person.
• 1:07:58
  Yeah, well they definitely would get the retard vote.
• 1:08:02
  Yeah. Simple paperwork.
• 1:08:05
  Now that shit's too hard. That's my campaign slogan, Sam.
• 1:08:12
  I mean, that's also a good reason to abolish the IRS.
• 1:08:16
  Too much math? Yeah, that's not good.
• 1:08:21
  Well, why? Well, why do you think I'm an
• 1:08:23
  English? I'm.
• 1:08:23
  Calling for a moratorium on mandatory math on retards.
• 1:08:29
  This shit's got to stop. It's torture.
• 1:08:32
  You've got to be against some Geneva Convention or something.
• 1:08:35
  You don't make retarded people do math.
• 1:08:39
  That's mean. It is.
• 1:08:41
  He kick midgets. Oh my God.
• 1:08:44
  Do you push Sam down the stairs? No.
• 1:08:47
  So I mean my, I mean my math teacher might as well have done
• 1:08:51
  both those things. Well, who do you think is like
• 1:08:53
  the number one enemy of retards? Math teachers.
• 1:08:57
  No, just teachers. Well, yeah, that that too.
• 1:09:00
  Teachers did threaten. To put a trash bag over.
• 1:09:03
  The kids hadn't suffocated. But they wouldn't shut.
• 1:09:05
  Up a teacher A teacher would suffocate a student with a trash
• 1:09:10
  bag, he said, if he didn't shut up base they.
• 1:09:14
  Wouldn't shut up and stop asking what he deemed as stupid
• 1:09:17
  questions. And he said, if you don't shut
• 1:09:20
  up, I'm going to take that trash bag out of that can put it over
• 1:09:25
  your head. And like that's when I just kind
• 1:09:27
  of like blocked it up because I was like, Oh my God, Oh my God,
• 1:09:29
  I'm going to watch a murder. Oh my God.
• 1:09:32
  Hold on in. Class and I was a freshman in
• 1:09:34
  high school. Now see, I was saying how
• 1:09:37
  teachers are the enemy. Where was this guy when I needed
• 1:09:40
  him? He's.
• 1:09:42
  Also by senior math teacher too and he was way.
• 1:09:45
  Down. I might have learned some shit
• 1:09:47
  if I got threatened with murder on occasion.
• 1:09:50
  No one believed me but my parents too when I told them
• 1:09:53
  that like because no one else in the class would say anything
• 1:09:56
  because they were terrified of him.
• 1:09:57
  I went home and I was like you know what this motherfucker said
• 1:10:00
  in class today? But he, I mean the kids,
• 1:10:01
  annoying as fuck. But I had a, I had a math tutor
• 1:10:06
  and he was an old school engineering guy that my mother
• 1:10:10
  knew. And because I, I did online
• 1:10:13
  school and he came over and he would use racial slurs in the
• 1:10:18
  examples like the math problems. And he said that caught your
• 1:10:24
  attention. You know, you started paying
• 1:10:26
  attention. I was like, you know what I
• 1:10:29
  fucking did, you know? You know, he started busting
• 1:10:34
  out, you know, you got 60 ovens and you know, yeah, we won't get
• 1:10:38
  into it, but. Now 1 Pakistani moves into town
• 1:10:46
  with him. He's allowed to take by chain
• 1:10:48
  migration three other packies pretty soon.
• 1:10:52
  The guy running the Coco store's name is Haji.
• 1:10:55
  How many packies before the chain migration stops?
• 1:11:01
  Hey, speaking speaking by of migration, Timmy Walls is
• 1:11:06
  getting in trouble for all the for all the shit and minute
• 1:11:11
  minute. Massive fraud that they're all
• 1:11:13
  doing in every blue state. Minnesota Minnesota has become
• 1:11:17
  the joke of a has become the joke of the entire country right
• 1:11:21
  now, although it it's. Kind of for the country of
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  Somalia, it's not so much of a joke as a.
• 1:11:29
  Well, man, well, Minnesota has become a little Somalia,
• 1:11:33
  essentially, it seems it's. Oh, it's bigger than Somalia.
• 1:11:36
  Give them credit. They actually have more Somalia.
• 1:11:41
  Fair. Yeah, which is great for Somalia
• 1:11:45
  when we send them all back, right?
• 1:11:48
  Yeah, they're they're all good people.
• 1:11:50
  I hear they're engineers and doctors and lawyers.
• 1:11:54
  So they'll do great in Somalia. Yeah.
• 1:11:57
  They'll go back and rebuild that country.
• 1:12:00
  They'll turn. And they sure as shit should,
• 1:12:02
  because all the money that they stole.
• 1:12:05
  Yeah, they'll, they, yeah, they'll, they'll, they'll turn
• 1:12:07
  it into a Wakanda or something. There you go.
• 1:12:12
  It'll be a paradise in Somalia. Can't wait.
• 1:12:15
  Let's go. Yeah, Sam.
• 1:12:25
  How we're ready to bomb Venezuela for much the same
• 1:12:28
  reason, because then we can send all these brilliant people we
• 1:12:30
  just got back to go fix it. Yeah, totally.
• 1:12:34
  How do we fix Somalia? How would we make it great?
• 1:12:42
  Yeah, let's make Somalia great again.
• 1:12:45
  What do we, what would Somalia have to do to be a great
• 1:12:47
  country, Sam? Well, first they would have to
• 1:12:52
  like understand like simple thing.
• 1:12:55
  A lot you're you're. Asking too much, understand?
• 1:12:58
  Yeah, they need like a welfare state or what marginal tax rate
• 1:13:03
  that'll fix Somalia. I mean, I, I think at this point
• 1:13:08
  the thing that would fix Somalia would be like, well, I, I, I'm
• 1:13:14
  not sure I can, I'm not sure I can say it.
• 1:13:17
  What do you mean? At this point, at this point,
• 1:13:20
  which is super funny, all my black friends look at Somalians
• 1:13:25
  the same way I do, and they're checking the same way I am.
• 1:13:30
  Yeah, because we got, we got actually Hondurans here, and
• 1:13:34
  it's much the same thing because they just showed up and they're
• 1:13:39
  all illegals. And so black people here are
• 1:13:43
  checking the same thing I am. When they meet a new black
• 1:13:45
  person, they want to know if they speak American, not English
• 1:13:49
  American. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:13:51
  No, no, no, no. That that's, that's the, that's
• 1:13:55
  the black. American is fine, it's just got
• 1:13:57
  to be American. No, I, no, I, I actually, I
• 1:14:01
  actually had AI actually had a black, I actually had one of my
• 1:14:04
  black American friends tell me the other day, he's like, man,
• 1:14:10
  I, I I get it now why some white people are, are shady around
• 1:14:16
  black black people. Well, it's just like as soon as
• 1:14:22
  they as that's the one good thing, as soon as they open your
• 1:14:26
  mouth, it's crazy. Like the racist couldn't
• 1:14:30
  comprehend this, I guess. And maybe even people 30 years
• 1:14:32
  ago might not comprehend this right, But you're just relieved
• 1:14:36
  that they're speaking American. Yeah.
• 1:14:39
  And if they're not, then it's like, but if this is a black guy
• 1:14:43
  and he's like, yo, what's up? I'm like, all right, OK.
• 1:14:46
  Who would have who would have thought that the that the that
• 1:14:49
  the mutual distrust of Somalians would be would bring white
• 1:14:53
  American and black? Martin Luther King would be
• 1:14:57
  would be how? Hey, Dave Chappelle said.
• 1:15:00
  There's a reason he don't want to go live in Africa, Sam.
• 1:15:04
  True. How do we fix Haiti, Sam?
• 1:15:12
  I'm not sure. You.
• 1:15:14
  I'm not sure. I'm not sure you you well, I act
• 1:15:17
  so funny thing, I actually used to have a Co host who would, who
• 1:15:22
  would go to who would actually like volunteer in Haiti every
• 1:15:25
  year and I would ask him the same thing.
• 1:15:31
  And he said more foreign aid. And I said, but we already give.
• 1:15:37
  We already give 84 and aid like. How do you fix it?
• 1:15:41
  More money? Yeah, that fixes everything.
• 1:15:45
  Yeah. My, my question, Sam, is like
• 1:15:48
  what? Like a 5% flat tax will fix it.
• 1:15:51
  Or like you know. I, I, I don't, I don't know you.
• 1:15:55
  I don't know. We'll have to get Jeff on here
• 1:15:57
  to. I've got a country I can fix.
• 1:16:01
  I fixed China. Just give me two nuclear bombs
• 1:16:05
  in about 48 hours. Real good.
• 1:16:12
  Yeah, I mean, how would Shimoy fix China?
• 1:16:19
  I would get rid of the Chinese Communist Party and they would
• 1:16:23
  become the predominant superpower on the earth in 10
• 1:16:26
  years. I mean.
• 1:16:31
  You see, that's that's true, but in that case, you're actually
• 1:16:36
  fixing Korea. Yeah, well it wouldn't fucking.
• 1:16:40
  It wouldn't fucking. It would not bother me in the
• 1:16:44
  slightest. Like China.
• 1:16:45
  China historically should kind of be the preeminent world path.
• 1:16:49
  That's how it was throughout most of history when they didn't
• 1:16:52
  fall apart. Also, you shouldn't buy into
• 1:16:54
  this Chinese culture last so long.
• 1:16:57
  It by that same logic we could say Roman culture never ended
• 1:17:00
  because we're all descendants of Roman culture, even though we've
• 1:17:03
  had fucking collapse and shit. China has collapsed multiple.
• 1:17:07
  Times I still was taught Latin and classical history right up
• 1:17:14
  until the modern day as a child. So yeah, if that's if that's all
• 1:17:19
  it takes is to pass down some culture, then ours is just as
• 1:17:22
  long, correct? Yeah, there was multiple eras in
• 1:17:24
  which China split off into warring factions and collapsed
• 1:17:29
  back down and built itself back up.
• 1:17:31
  So yeah, the civilization exists in the same way that like we
• 1:17:34
  could say that Indo European civilization and still exists
• 1:17:39
  and it has changed form. So I don't be still there.
• 1:17:42
  Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's the same thing,
• 1:17:44
  right? Yeah.
• 1:17:47
  But second of all, it yeah, without the Chinese Communist
• 1:17:50
  Party, if China arranged itself into almost any other structure
• 1:17:55
  and was similar to Japan or Korea, it would it would be off
• 1:17:59
  to the races. And I would China adopted South
• 1:18:02
  Korea's structure. They would be on super steroids
• 1:18:06
  to take over the world. Yeah, Yeah.
• 1:18:12
  Well. That's why Korea mobilized their
• 1:18:14
  tech sector the way they have is because they are worried about
• 1:18:17
  China doing something like that. But China's big hindrance is the
• 1:18:21
  Communist Party, who obviously is not going to give up one iota
• 1:18:25
  of power voluntarily. Well, and they're going to have
• 1:18:29
  to attack their neighbors at some point.
• 1:18:33
  Yeah, and South Korea is going to be the one.
• 1:18:38
  Do you do you think? They've been ramping up their
• 1:18:42
  anti South Korea propaganda quite fiercely.
• 1:18:46
  Japan's worry. Japan's more mobilizing and more
• 1:18:49
  worried about it. I except for like the
• 1:18:51
  president's party in South Korea though The president is like a
• 1:18:55
  China hawk. But the general population is
• 1:19:01
  doesn't seem to think a war is inevitable.
• 1:19:05
  Japan does. America should.
• 1:19:11
  Yeah. I, I, I think a war with China
• 1:19:14
  is inevitable. It might not be within a few
• 1:19:17
  years, but unless the CCP is taken out of power as he
• 1:19:20
  suggested that's it's going to lead to a war.
• 1:19:23
  Yeah. Do you think, do you think China
• 1:19:26
  will do you think China if, if we if we were to get rid of the
• 1:19:30
  CCP, do you think China would ever be able to like function
• 1:19:36
  under like a democracy or under under a Republic or do you?
• 1:19:40
  It it did mostly the imperial, I'm sorry, Imperial China had
• 1:19:46
  all different democratic structures within it.
• 1:19:51
  It's really interesting. Like you look at the like the
• 1:19:53
  Three Kingdoms period and the Warring States.
• 1:19:56
  You can look at all the different dynasties, often times
• 1:20:00
  regionally. Everything was very democratic.
• 1:20:02
  Yeah. And then on the national scale,
• 1:20:06
  you didn't really need to do as much on the national scale.
• 1:20:09
  So they just had one guy who was the emperor and if you needed a
• 1:20:13
  war, he'd lead the army. But other than that, he really
• 1:20:15
  didn't. So like they've had structures
• 1:20:19
  very similar to classical Western quote UN quote
• 1:20:24
  republics. It it was designed on sort of
• 1:20:28
  the mandate of heaven and and more like a monarchy.
• 1:20:31
  But on the local level, it was actually probably in a lot of
• 1:20:35
  places more democratic than some parts of serfdom in Europe.
• 1:20:40
  The, the, the reason I ask is because my, my Chinese medical
• 1:20:46
  doctor or when I was a kid actually like escaped from Mao's
• 1:20:54
  China when he was a kid and came over here and he basically said,
• 1:20:59
  and maybe he was a bit black pilled, but he basically said
• 1:21:01
  that he didn't think that China like even has the concept even
• 1:21:06
  has like. I think people are very flexible
• 1:21:10
  and I think that if the C, it's not that they'll overthrow the
• 1:21:15
  CCI. Don't think the Chinese people
• 1:21:17
  have the will to do that. Right.
• 1:21:19
  But I do think that if the CCP were gone, if it like, yes,
• 1:21:23
  that's super black pilled and a little bit like
• 1:21:27
  deterministically racist to say that like what China's because
• 1:21:31
  of communism, they're so fucked they can't come back.
• 1:21:33
  Look, Russia might be in a hell of a fucking state, but it's,
• 1:21:38
  you know, yeah. What I mean, Russia already did
• 1:21:44
  this transition. Well and well and that and I
• 1:21:46
  think. China would make a better
• 1:21:48
  transition than Russia has. Well, and that's and that's a
• 1:21:51
  lot. Better.
• 1:21:52
  And that's what I that's what I told him to.
• 1:21:54
  A lot just depends. On how it happens that the CCP
• 1:21:57
  comes out of power, right? If it comes through a war then
• 1:22:01
  maybe they don't recover so well, but if it came through
• 1:22:04
  some other means or a democratic means or something like that or
• 1:22:09
  just I don't know, the party goes broke and people start
• 1:22:12
  shooting them. So who fucking knows right?
• 1:22:15
  But like the point being I would never write off a civilization
• 1:22:21
  like that, especially when like I just pointed out, for
• 1:22:23
  thousands of years they had something resembling a western
• 1:22:27
  society in its structure already and in some ways more advanced.
• 1:22:31
  Like they came to writing and math 1st.
• 1:22:34
  Right, that right. Gunpowder and other things.
• 1:22:37
  Right. And that what?
• 1:22:38
  Well, that's the other thing too, is like China, if you look
• 1:22:42
  at the grand scale of like Chinese history, communism
• 1:22:46
  hasn't really been blip. It's a blip in all of history,
• 1:22:50
  yeah. Yeah, it's a, it's a blip, like
• 1:22:53
  sick like 60 years to us there. Are people alive who who lived
• 1:22:58
  under the terrible reign of Mao? Yeah.
• 1:23:02
  Right now, they're still alive. That's a blip in history.
• 1:23:07
  One lifetime means nothing in the grand scale of like, at the
• 1:23:12
  very least like 5 to 8000 years of written history, right?
• 1:23:17
  Oh yeah. It's nothing.
• 1:23:20
  It's just one generation. And so yeah, 11 long generation
• 1:23:25
  or two generations or three generations of communism
• 1:23:28
  compared to like 150, I think generations of dynastic rule.
• 1:23:35
  Yeah, pretty sure it's 100 and something, Sam, generations of
• 1:23:40
  dynastic rule now dynastic rule. Would we consider that a that's
• 1:23:45
  the the problem with your question.
• 1:23:47
  Is it like a Western democracy will know, but it is sort of
• 1:23:51
  like a Western monarchical democracy because like I said,
• 1:23:58
  on the very local level it's very democratic.
• 1:24:00
  You elected the mayor and things and the tax collector and stuff.
• 1:24:05
  Well, the other thing is like China.
• 1:24:07
  China actually in some ways can be argued game to democratic
• 1:24:10
  principles of voting before Greece.
• 1:24:13
  Yeah, yeah, I, yeah, I know, I know.
• 1:24:16
  I know that. Yeah.
• 1:24:18
  Also, they're not all right. I'm retarded, I shouldn't be
• 1:24:21
  talking about stuff like this. Also, they're not fully.
• 1:24:26
  Dictatorship would be fine for China if it wasn't the CCP.
• 1:24:31
  Korea developed its economy under largely under that right.
• 1:24:35
  That's when they had the biggest growth spurt.
• 1:24:38
  Well, also like they're not, they're not purely communist
• 1:24:42
  either. That's like they are as far as
• 1:24:45
  ideology, but they they do they do export and like make shit.
• 1:24:50
  I fucking disagree. I fucking disagree with you.
• 1:24:54
  What do you mean by they're not truly what?
• 1:24:56
  What is true communism? I mean, he means he means that
• 1:24:59
  they're it's it's Sam. That's sort of a No true
• 1:25:02
  Scotsman fallacy. Like because yeah, they are
• 1:25:07
  communists then. And like, they enforce, like,
• 1:25:10
  for example, if you make a piece of entertainment that they don't
• 1:25:13
  feel pushes socialist values, you can get that That gets
• 1:25:18
  banned. Oh, sure.
• 1:25:19
  Like like, yeah, they have liberalized some markets in
• 1:25:24
  specific cities, if that's what you mean.
• 1:25:26
  Yeah, yeah, that. OK.
• 1:25:29
  But they're doing it for nationalistic like it's still
• 1:25:34
  the means of production, still owned by the government.
• 1:25:37
  Right. When Lenin had some economic
• 1:25:40
  reforms and allowed for private ownership of certain industries
• 1:25:44
  before Stalin did away with it, did you say that the Soviet
• 1:25:47
  Union was no longer a communist vanguard party with trying to
• 1:25:51
  create socialism in the country? No, yeah.
• 1:25:54
  Because China would not frame what they did at all as having
• 1:25:59
  backpedaled from it. They would say that what they're
• 1:26:01
  trying to do is build up through a period of private ownership.
• 1:26:05
  To this sort of hyper capitalism that Marx described would be
• 1:26:09
  required to bring about real. Right.
• 1:26:11
  Yeah. Yeah, right.
• 1:26:14
  And, and we, me and Shmuley obviously agree with China's
• 1:26:18
  assessment on this because that's exactly what, because
• 1:26:23
  that's what they are openly doing, you see.
• 1:26:26
  And, and so they are in line with communist values and
• 1:26:29
  they're not backpedaling at all. And it's actually not a good
• 1:26:34
  argument for that reason because like internally in China, you
• 1:26:39
  making that argument, they, they sort of make you look stupid to
• 1:26:42
  the Chinese populist, you see, because they're like, well, of
• 1:26:45
  course we're not true communism. We're nowhere close to that yet.
• 1:26:49
  Yep. We're trying to bring that about
• 1:26:52
  through the means of government, which is you got to understand
• 1:26:56
  Mao and Stalin both sort of added that to marks that the
• 1:27:02
  government should try and force this situation of hyper
• 1:27:05
  capitalism to bring about communism.
• 1:27:07
  That's why they will tell you that the Soviet Union and Cuba
• 1:27:12
  and every other thing, they'll tell you it wasn't real
• 1:27:14
  communism, because it wasn't. I would encourage anybody.
• 1:27:18
  Misguided attempt to bring it about.
• 1:27:20
  Go on ChatGPT and ask it about GG ping thought for a new
• 1:27:26
  century and just have it give you the bullet points.
• 1:27:32
  Yeah. See, I just because you could
• 1:27:35
  tell me and Shmuley do a lot of like Eastern centric
• 1:27:40
  understanding and that's because I think that Asia is.
• 1:27:46
  Sam, we're close. OK this.
• 1:27:48
  Is the this is the Asian Century better?
• 1:27:54
  For better or worse, it's it's the Asian Century right now, and
• 1:27:58
  the question of who is in charge of Asia at the end of the day is
• 1:28:04
  going to decide the next two or 300 years of history.
• 1:28:09
  And America. It was the American Century last
• 1:28:12
  century, and it should be another American Century.
• 1:28:15
  And I wish it was, but you're looking at the demographics of
• 1:28:19
  Asia and something's got to give on all sides.
• 1:28:23
  Yeah. And I mean, I, I do know that
• 1:28:27
  China. Is either China or everyone else
• 1:28:29
  at this point. Well, hopefully it's everyone
• 1:28:32
  else. No, hopefully it's China.
• 1:28:37
  We want China to be the one that gives out because otherwise
• 1:28:40
  communism wins. Oh, as far, oh, as far as
• 1:28:43
  getting out, I. Well because this is ACCP now if
• 1:28:47
  we could get rid of the CCP in some way I'd be the most pro
• 1:28:50
  China guy you ever seen. Yeah.
• 1:28:52
  Oh yeah. I love China and I genuinely
• 1:28:57
  like I Chinese culture Chinese people.
• 1:29:00
  I'd love to visit there but I wouldn't.
• 1:29:02
  I'm a fuck. I would get killed.
• 1:29:04
  The shit that I've said. I can never go there.
• 1:29:07
  Right. And what?
• 1:29:08
  And really, at the end of the day, I hate that it doesn't.
• 1:29:13
  They kind of whitewashed this stuff to a degree.
• 1:29:15
  And there's kind of a revival of like Chinese tradition, so to
• 1:29:19
  speak, in China. But I mean, they destroyed the
• 1:29:25
  Chinese language. They went around and destroyed
• 1:29:27
  temples. They destroyed history pieces.
• 1:29:30
  They systematically sat to destroy what they called the
• 1:29:33
  Great Olds. Yeah, but yeah, the four olds.
• 1:29:37
  The four olds, Yeah, and to a large degree, they were pretty
• 1:29:40
  fucking successful. I mean, the Chinese Communist
• 1:29:43
  Party has been at war with Chinese culture and people since
• 1:29:46
  its inception. Yeah.
• 1:29:49
  It's partly why people like us don't like them.
• 1:29:52
  Well and and well, well, and that's what I'm that's what I'm
• 1:29:54
  saying. My hope is that is that the CCP
• 1:29:58
  collapses from the inside just like how the Soviet.
• 1:30:02
  People look at China. I'm sorry, Sam, but people look
• 1:30:05
  at China as an ethnic monolith. That's because that's what the
• 1:30:09
  CCP wants you to think, because they've genocided multiple other
• 1:30:12
  populations of racially distinct Chinese people.
• 1:30:16
  Oh yeah. And This is why I can't ever go
• 1:30:20
  to China, because I say that out loud, but it's.
• 1:30:22
  True, Yeah, I mean. Sorry, sorry to interrupt, but I
• 1:30:26
  think it's important to say that I I believe the CCP is
• 1:30:30
  responsible for more genocide than any regime in human
• 1:30:32
  history. Yeah, they're Oh yeah, for sure
• 1:30:36
  there. There are probably genocides
• 1:30:37
  that we don't even know about because they've kept it head
• 1:30:41
  head. Whole, whole population's wiped
• 1:30:43
  out and yeah. Well, yeah, like I, I remember.
• 1:30:47
  I actually I boy name. Of Capital P Progress.
• 1:30:53
  I actually boycotted the, the watching the, the, the Beijing
• 1:30:57
  Olympics in 2008 because there was that whole, they built that
• 1:31:08
  stadium on top of a complex where people were, were living
• 1:31:14
  and just demoed them and, you know, told them to go live
• 1:31:20
  somewhere else. Oh, you ever see, before they
• 1:31:25
  tore down Kowloon the the Walled City?
• 1:31:30
  Yeah, I've seen, I've seen photos.
• 1:31:33
  Yeah, like that didn't come about because of a free market.
• 1:31:39
  That came about because, well, it came about, Yeah, because it
• 1:31:43
  became the free market was the pirate haven against the CCP.
• 1:31:47
  But it didn't come about. It came about because of central
• 1:31:53
  planning. The very notion of central
• 1:31:55
  planning is what brought that about is because they tried to
• 1:31:59
  plan out this perfect little city on top of a village that
• 1:32:02
  was already there, and they just kept adding bullshit to it.
• 1:32:05
  And then it was such a thick, densely populated bullshit area
• 1:32:10
  that the fucking officials just stopped even bothering.
• 1:32:12
  So all the criminals showed up. Yeah.
• 1:32:17
  And that's what they had to tear it down because it was just a
• 1:32:20
  shit hole to live in for anybody that actually just lived there.
• 1:32:24
  And it was full of criminals, like objective criminals.
• 1:32:27
  The worst? My, my biggest, my biggest
• 1:32:30
  concern right right now is if we do go to war with China is all
• 1:32:35
  the, is all the Chinese illegals living here as, as spies.
• 1:32:42
  Certainly. I mean, that's a, it's a
• 1:32:45
  legitimate concern, especially when a lot of them are, yeah,
• 1:32:49
  just directly reporting back to China because that's what they
• 1:32:52
  do. Yeah, and.
• 1:32:53
  Then and then you're supposed to be racist for saying so, but
• 1:32:57
  it's just true. China keeps tabs on everything.
• 1:33:01
  China doesn't. Even China is not even afraid to
• 1:33:04
  tell people. Sam, I got some homework for
• 1:33:07
  you. For the next episode.
• 1:33:09
  I want you to look up Flock cameras.
• 1:33:13
  I'll even, I'll send you something to show you what I'm
• 1:33:17
  talking about. But basically, governments are
• 1:33:20
  putting these cameras in all over the place.
• 1:33:23
  We'll talk about it next time because I know you have plans
• 1:33:26
  tonight. So why?
• 1:33:27
  There's a whole nother rabbit hole they're putting these
• 1:33:31
  cameras in all over the place, and you can very easily hack
• 1:33:35
  into them. Yeah, you can even alter the
• 1:33:41
  data. You can watch all of the footage
• 1:33:45
  of it 24/7 live. It's really easy.
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  All you need is 1 web address. You can look at any one of these
• 1:33:51
  cameras. They have 0 security and the
• 1:33:56
  security exploit is well known. Sam's yelling at somebody.
• 1:34:12
  Who you yelling at? No one.
• 1:34:18
  Oh OK, he's yelling at the walls again.
• 1:34:20
  Chat. Yeah, pretty, pretty much so.
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  But yeah, we'll look that up for.
• 1:34:28
  Yeah, unsecured public AI driven security cameras that don't
• 1:34:33
  redact anything, including children in every public square
• 1:34:38
  going up daily. Yeah.
• 1:34:41
  Completely unsecure Sam, so that's for next time, but I
• 1:34:46
  guarantee you have a limited amount of time so you should
• 1:34:48
  shield the book. Indeed.
• 1:34:51
  And one of the books I'm going to be writing for either Lighter
• 1:34:56
  in 2026 or 2027 is going to be about China, so.
• 1:35:01
  China. Yeah, Say it, Sam.
• 1:35:04
  Come on. China.
• 1:35:06
  There you go, China. So Night of the Vigilante,
• 1:35:11
  Shadows of Deception and Blood Ties volume to.
• 1:35:16
  You can find all those on Amazon.
• 1:35:20
  Thanks for a great year buying the books.
• 1:35:24
  Next week is the Tim Awards. Yes.
• 1:35:28
  And we will be back also might be starting the shot a new
• 1:35:33
  earlier time as well. So I think that.
• 1:35:39
  Like we're treating it like a whole new season.
• 1:35:41
  Oh my God, I got to get a luchador mask.
• 1:35:44
  Yes, new, new, new season, basically.
• 1:35:47
  See, he said. I need a luchador mask.
• 1:35:50
  Thanks, Sam. I appreciate that.
• 1:35:53
  Well, I mean, you know, it's it's for the show, so.
• 1:36:01
  Well cuz then I can have like my lucha character.
• 1:36:07
  Yeah, yeah. And beat myself up.
• 1:36:11
  But anyway, Tim awards. Happy fucking new year.
• 1:36:18
  Don't hammer your face, Buy Sam's book.
• 1:36:23
  And don't get too and don't get too drunk.
• 1:36:27
  No get way too drunk. Just don't do anything stupid
• 1:36:30
  like drive. Yeah, get get plastered, but
• 1:36:33
  don't drive. Basically be safe, call a
• 1:36:38
  fucking cat. Actually most places if you call
• 1:36:41
  AAA they will get you a ride home and tow you for free
• 1:36:44
  tonight. Nice.
• 1:36:46
  Your mileage may vary, but check check your local listings or
• 1:36:49
  whatever but they offer that services almost every year.
• 1:36:54
  Yeah. So until So until, I'll call.
• 1:36:57
  Sam, you go right on the back of his wheelchair.
• 1:37:01
  Yeah. While drunk.
• 1:37:04
  Oh yeah, I guarantee you I'll be doing that for maybe a few
• 1:37:08
  people too. One day that's going to be me.
• 1:37:13
  I can't wait. Teddy Ho, Sham Young.
• 1:37:19
  So anyway, folks, we, we, we thank you for we thank you for
• 1:37:30
  tuning in to the show this whole year and for supporting us.
• 1:37:36
  So take care and we'll see you next year, ladies and gentlemen.
• 1:37:43
  All righty. The right to offend is not some
• 1:37:51
  pesky little part of freedom of speech that we have to put up
• 1:37:54
  with. It is the heart and soul and
• 1:37:56
  lungs of freedom of speech. It is the coursing lifeblood of
• 1:38:01
  human progress. It is the instigator of liberty
• 1:38:04
  and modernity and science and understanding.
• 1:38:08
  What a laughing stock today's student leaders are that they
• 1:38:12
  can so casually dismiss the right to be offensive without
• 1:38:16
  realising that their lovely, enlightened lives are the gifts
• 1:38:20
  of individuals who gave offence. Offensiveness is not just
• 1:38:25
  something we have to begrudgingly accept.
• 1:38:28
  Offensiveness is the motor of human progress.
• 1:38:33
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• 1:38:39
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• 1:38:43
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• 1:38:50
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• 1:38:54
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• 1:38:59
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• 1:39:05
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