Latest / Murder Files Unsealed / The Mount Moriah Cemetery Grave Robbery Case
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Imagine, if you will, that you are a detective.
- 0:03Speaker 2: Okay, I'm picturing it.
- 0:04Speaker 1: Right. So you are standing in a 19th century underground crypt.
- 0:09Speaker 1: The air is absolutely freezing.
- 0:10Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
- 0:11Speaker 1: And there's this centriole dust just, you know, floating around
- 0:15Speaker 1: you in the flashlight beam. It's clearly been disturbed recently.
- 0:18Speaker 2: Which is not something you expect in a sealed crypt.
- 0:21Speaker 1: Exactly. Because the heavy marble that was sealing this burial vault,
- 0:26Speaker 1: a vault belonging to a family from the 1800s, It
- 0:29Speaker 1: is completely shattered.
- 0:31Speaker 2: It is destroyed.
- 0:32Speaker 1: Destroyed. And right in the middle of this desecrated subterranean chamber,
- 0:37Speaker 1: sitting right there on the rubble, you find a brightly colored,
- 0:40Speaker 1: discarded monster energy drink can.
- 0:43Speaker 2: It's just such a jarring image, right?
- 0:44Speaker 1: It makes no sense. And that is what today's deep
- 0:47Speaker 1: dive is all about. We are looking at the exact
- 0:49Speaker 1: moment where modern digital clout chasing violently collided with the
- 0:53Speaker 1: sacred dead.
- 0:54Speaker 2: Yeah. And it is a visual that makes... Almost no
- 0:57Speaker 2: sense at all. And so you understand the completely bizarre
- 1:00Speaker 2: ecosystem that actually created it. Because you have this beautiful
- 1:04Speaker 2: 19th century architecture being breached by someone using like modern
- 1:09Speaker 2: tactical climbing gear.
- 1:10Speaker 1: And fueled by energy drinks, apparently.
- 1:12Speaker 2: Exactly. Fueled by energy drinks and doing it all to
- 1:14Speaker 2: feed this totally unregulated 21st century Internet black market.
- 1:19Speaker 1: It is wild. So welcome to today's deep dive. We
- 1:23Speaker 1: are incredibly glad you are joining us today. Our mission
- 1:26Speaker 1: is to unpack a staggering, honestly chilling case drawn from
- 1:32Speaker 1: court documents and a January 2026 news report out of Philadelphia.
- 1:37Speaker 2: It really is staggering.
- 1:38Speaker 1: We are looking at the case of Jonathan Gerlach. He's
- 1:41Speaker 1: a 34-year-old man who is currently facing over 500 criminal charges.
- 1:45Speaker 2: Over 500. Just let that number sink in. Right.
- 1:48Speaker 1: Because this wasn't just, you know, a one-off act of
- 1:50Speaker 1: vandalism by some kids. This was an elaborate, months-long plot
- 1:54Speaker 1: to systematically burglarize historic cemeteries.
- 1:57Speaker 2: Harvest human remains, basically.
- 1:58Speaker 1: Yeah, on an industrial scale.
- 1:59Speaker 2: And we were going to break down the actual mechanics
- 2:01Speaker 2: of how a modern-day grave robber operates.
- 2:03Speaker 1: The logistics of it all.
- 2:05Speaker 2: Right. The logistics, plus the forensic trail that eventually brought
- 2:08Speaker 2: him down. And, uh... the highly normalized, completely unhinged online
- 2:14Speaker 2: subcultures that somehow incentivize this kind of behavior in the
- 2:17Speaker 2: first place.
- 2:18Speaker 1: The sheer scale of this is what initially threw me.
- 2:21Speaker 1: I mean, when you hear the phrase grave robbing, your
- 2:23Speaker 1: mind instinctively goes to like the 1800s.
- 2:26Speaker 2: Oh, absolutely. Birth and heir, right?
- 2:28Speaker 1: Yes. You think of Victorian London medical students paying guys
- 2:32Speaker 1: with shovels in the middle of the night to source
- 2:34Speaker 1: cadavers for anatomy class.
- 2:35Speaker 2: It feels like an antiquated crime.
- 2:37Speaker 1: Totally. You simply do not expect a guy in 2026
- 2:40Speaker 1: Pennsylvania to be running a massive subterranean excavation ring.
- 2:44Speaker 2: No, you really don't. And the timeline of how this
- 2:47Speaker 2: whole thing unraveled actually starts with the people who care
- 2:50Speaker 2: about these historical places the most.
- 2:52Speaker 1: The volunteers.
- 2:53Speaker 2: Exactly. So. In early November 2025, you have volunteers from
- 2:57Speaker 2: a group called the Friends of Mount Moriah.
- 3:00Speaker 1: And they were just doing routine work, right?
- 3:02Speaker 2: Yeah, routine maintenance at the historic Mount Moriah Cemetery in Yeadon, Pennsylvania.
- 3:07Speaker 2: And just to give you an idea, this cemetery is
- 3:09Speaker 2: a classic example of the rural cemetery movement from the
- 3:12Speaker 2: mid-19th century.
- 3:13Speaker 1: So it's not just a flat field with headstones.
- 3:16Speaker 2: No, not at all. It's vast. It's sprawling. It's designed
- 3:19Speaker 2: almost like a public park. And these volunteers... They dedicate
- 3:23Speaker 2: their weekends to pulling weeds, writing fallen headstones, just trying
- 3:27Speaker 2: to preserve local history.
- 3:29Speaker 1: Which is such noble work.
- 3:31Speaker 2: It really is. But then, on November 7th, they discovered
- 3:36Speaker 2: just catastrophic damage to the Hunter family mausoleum.
- 3:39Speaker 1: And catastrophic is definitely the right word here. Because when
- 3:41Speaker 1: we look at the court documents and the photos from
- 3:43Speaker 1: the scene, I mean, cinder blocks were completely smashed.
- 3:47Speaker 2: Pulverized. Yeah.
- 3:49Speaker 1: Massive pieces of solid marble flooring were totally destroyed. the
- 3:53Speaker 1: underground crypts that were located beneath the above-ground mausoleum, they
- 3:56Speaker 1: were just exposed to the open air.
- 3:58Speaker 2: And the destruction was highly targeted, too.
- 4:00Speaker 1: Right. It wasn't random.
- 4:01Speaker 2: Exactly. Whoever did this wasn't just, you know, tagging a
- 4:04Speaker 2: wall with spray paint and running away for a thrill.
- 4:07Speaker 2: They were systematically dismantling structural masonry just to access the
- 4:12Speaker 2: subterranean level.
- 4:13Speaker 1: Okay, let me stop you right there, because the physical
- 4:15Speaker 1: force required for this is baffling to me.
- 4:18Speaker 2: It did a lot of work.
- 4:18Speaker 1: I mean, I have done some home renovation. And if
- 4:21Speaker 1: you have ever tried to demolish a cinder block wall
- 4:23Speaker 1: or rip up thick historical marble, you know that does
- 4:28Speaker 1: not happen quietly.
- 4:29Speaker 2: You know it's incredibly loud.
- 4:30Speaker 1: And it does not happen quickly. You were talking about
- 4:33Speaker 1: swinging sledgehammers, using heavy masonry wedges, maybe even a heavy crowbar.
- 4:37Speaker 2: Absolutely. Heavy tools.
- 4:39Speaker 1: That is backbreaking construction work. So my question is, How
- 4:42Speaker 1: does someone execute a noisy demolition job in a cemetery
- 4:46Speaker 1: without someone calling the police immediately?
- 4:48Speaker 2: Well, that goes directly to the psychology of the environment itself.
- 4:51Speaker 2: Because a place like Mount Moriah provides an unintended acoustic
- 4:55Speaker 2: and honestly psychological cover. Oh, so. First, just consider the
- 5:00Speaker 2: physical scale of these Victorian-era cemeteries. They're massive, right? They
- 5:04Speaker 2: often span hundreds of acres.
- 5:06Speaker 1: Okay, that makes sense.
- 5:07Speaker 2: And they're filled with mature trees, rolling hills, large stone monuments.
- 5:12Speaker 2: And all of that physical matter acts as a natural
- 5:15Speaker 2: sound baffle.
- 5:16Speaker 1: So it kind of absorbs the echoes.
- 5:18Speaker 2: It does. If you were deep in the interior of
- 5:21Speaker 2: the cemetery, the sound of a hammer striking stone. It
- 5:25Speaker 2: just doesn't necessarily travel to the perimeter streets in a
- 5:27Speaker 2: recognizable way.
- 5:28Speaker 1: It just blends into the ambient noise of the surrounding city, maybe.
- 5:32Speaker 2: Precisely. If a neighbor living near the cemetery perimeter hears
- 5:35Speaker 2: a thud on a Tuesday night, their brain doesn't leap to, oh,
- 5:39Speaker 2: someone is breaching a 19th century crypt.
- 5:41Speaker 1: Right. They assume it's just normal city sounds.
- 5:43Speaker 2: Yeah, they assume a heavy branch fell or a delivery
- 5:46Speaker 2: truck hit a pothole. We have this collective blind spot
- 5:49Speaker 2: regarding these spaces.
- 5:50Speaker 1: Because they're supposed to be peaceful.
- 5:52Speaker 2: Exactly. Because we view cemeteries as these static, frozen environments.
- 5:57Speaker 2: We simply do not process anomalous activity within them as
- 6:00Speaker 2: an active threat.
- 6:01Speaker 1: Which raises a major question about the timeline here. Because
- 6:05Speaker 1: the volunteers filed that first report on November 7th. But
- 6:08Speaker 1: considering the sheer amount of labor required to break through
- 6:11Speaker 1: that much solid stone, and the fact that similar damage
- 6:14Speaker 1: was eventually found across multiple family plots throughout the cemetery,
- 6:18Speaker 1: this had to have been going on for a long time.
- 6:20Speaker 2: Oh, it is highly probable that November 7th was simply
- 6:24Speaker 2: the tipping point.
- 6:25Speaker 1: The point where it got too obvious.
- 6:26Speaker 2: Exactly, where the structural damage became too obvious to ignore.
- 6:30Speaker 2: You don't just walk into a cemetery on day one
- 6:32Speaker 2: and successfully breach a reinforced marble floor.
- 6:35Speaker 1: Right, there's a learning curve to grave robbing, I guess.
- 6:39Speaker 2: There has to be. The perpetrator likely started with smaller
- 6:42Speaker 2: exploratory damage, you know, figured out what tools were necessary,
- 6:45Speaker 2: and then escalated over weeks or even months.
- 6:48Speaker 1: And the crazy part is, getting through that marble was
- 6:51Speaker 1: really just the warm-up.
- 6:52Speaker 2: It really was.
- 6:53Speaker 1: What Gerlach was allegedly doing once he got past the
- 6:55Speaker 1: surface level, it shifts this from a story about vandalism
- 6:59Speaker 1: to something resembling, like, tactical spelunking.
- 7:01Speaker 2: It's like a dark Indiana Jones scenario. Yeah. The mechanics
- 7:05Speaker 2: of the descent are fascinating from a forensic standpoint.
- 7:08Speaker 1: What did they find when they looked down there?
- 7:10Speaker 2: When investigators finally got a look inside these breached structures,
- 7:14Speaker 2: they found this elaborate setup. They actually documented a heavy
- 7:18Speaker 2: rope tied securely to a tree branch outside the mausoleum.
- 7:21Speaker 1: Outside.
- 7:22Speaker 2: Yeah, and attached to that rope was a carabiner. And
- 7:24Speaker 2: the line dropped roughly 10 feet straight down into the
- 7:27Speaker 2: darkness of the subterranean chamber.
- 7:29Speaker 1: So he is literally rappelling into the burial vaults.
- 7:33Speaker 2: Bypassing the above ground markers entirely. He's just dropping in.
- 7:37Speaker 1: That is terrifying.
- 7:38Speaker 2: And these underground vaults, they were 10 to 12 feet deep.
- 7:42Speaker 2: Once he was down there, he was maneuvering massive stone
- 7:45Speaker 2: and marble slabs that sealed the individual crypts.
- 7:48Speaker 1: By himself.
- 7:49Speaker 2: Apparently. Police documented heavy tool marks all over the edges
- 7:53Speaker 2: of these slabs. In one vault, they even found a
- 7:56Speaker 2: broken wooden pallet.
- 7:58Speaker 1: A pallet, like a shipping pallet.
- 7:59Speaker 2: Yeah, a shipping pallet that had been wedged against the wall,
- 8:02Speaker 2: operating as an improvised ladder to help him climb back
- 8:05Speaker 2: out of the pit.
- 8:05Speaker 1: Because getting down is easy, but getting out with human
- 8:08Speaker 1: remains is hard.
- 8:09Speaker 2: Exactly. And this wasn't a single occurrence either. He targeted
- 8:13Speaker 2: so many families. The Pritchard family, the Charlton's, the Slack's,
- 8:16Speaker 2: the Ogden's, the McCullough's, the Luber's, the Campbell's, the Ziegler's,
- 8:19Speaker 2: and the Hasson's.
- 8:20Speaker 1: It is a systematic plundering of entire generations.
- 8:23Speaker 2: It really is.
- 8:24Speaker 1: But here is the friction for me. This is the
- 8:26Speaker 1: part I cannot get my head around. This guy is
- 8:29Speaker 1: rigging load-bearing ropes, utilizing carabiners, and maneuvering heavy stone in
- 8:34Speaker 1: absolute darkness, right? Right. He is clearly planning this meticulously.
- 8:39Speaker 1: And yet, Amidst the hundred-year-old dust and shattered marble, police
- 8:43Speaker 1: find his discarded monster energy cans and cigarette butts.
- 8:47Speaker 2: It is a stunning contradiction, but honestly, it perfectly illustrates
- 8:51Speaker 2: a phenomenon we see often in serial offenses.
- 8:54Speaker 1: Explain that because to me it's just wild. He's leaving
- 8:57Speaker 1: his literal trash behind for crime scene investigators.
- 9:00Speaker 2: It sounds crazy.
- 9:01Speaker 1: How do you reconcile a guy who calculates a 10
- 9:04Speaker 1: foot blind drop into a historic crypt but is so
- 9:07Speaker 1: sloppy he tosses a can carrying his own saliva right
- 9:11Speaker 1: over his shoulder.
- 9:12Speaker 2: It looks like stupidity on the surface for sure. But
- 9:15Speaker 2: neurologically it is closer to tunnel vision brought on by
- 9:19Speaker 2: extreme hubris.
- 9:20Speaker 1: Hubris. So he just thought he was invincible.
- 9:23Speaker 2: Sort of. When someone engages in an act that is
- 9:26Speaker 2: this fundamentally transgressive and they get away with it repeatedly,
- 9:30Speaker 2: they develop this profound sense of invulnerability.
- 9:34Speaker 1: Because no one caught him the first five times.
- 9:37Speaker 2: Exactly. The adrenaline of the physical exertion combined with the
- 9:41Speaker 2: extreme isolation of being an underground vault, it creates a
- 9:45Speaker 2: psychological bubble.
- 9:46Speaker 1: So he assumes the normal rules of the outside world,
- 9:48Speaker 1: like police investigations and forensic science, They just don't apply
- 9:52Speaker 1: down in that hole.
- 9:53Speaker 2: Exactly. He is entirely focused on the physical extraction of
- 9:56Speaker 2: the remains. He isn't thinking about Locard's exchange principle.
- 10:00Speaker 1: Okay, wait. Break that down for us, because Locard's principle
- 10:03Speaker 1: is basically the cornerstone of modern forensics, right?
- 10:06Speaker 2: It is. Dr. Edmund Locard, he was a pioneer in
- 10:08Speaker 2: forensic science, and he formulated this basic principle that every
- 10:11Speaker 2: contact leaves a trace.
- 10:13Speaker 1: Every contact.
- 10:14Speaker 2: Yes. Whenever two objects come into contact, there's a transfer
- 10:17Speaker 2: of material. No matter what. No matter what. So in
- 10:20Speaker 2: this case, Gerlach brings a cold aluminum can into a
- 10:25Speaker 2: very dry, dusty environment. Okay. He drinks from it, which
- 10:28Speaker 2: means he's transferring epithelial cells from his lips and saliva
- 10:32Speaker 2: right onto the opening.
- 10:33Speaker 1: His DNA.
- 10:33Speaker 2: His DNA. And he touches it with his bare or
- 10:36Speaker 2: gloved hands, transferring sweat, oils, maybe trace fibers from his clothes.
- 10:41Speaker 1: Right.
- 10:42Speaker 2: By discarding that can in an environment that is essentially
- 10:45Speaker 2: a static, temperature-stable time capsule... He is perfectly preserving his
- 10:49Speaker 2: own biological profile for the investigators.
- 10:52Speaker 1: He practically gift-wrapped it for them.
- 10:54Speaker 2: He really did. And that biological trace is what blew
- 10:57Speaker 2: the case wide open.
- 10:58Speaker 1: Because it wasn't just Mount Moriah, right?
- 11:00Speaker 2: No, not at all.
- 11:01Speaker 1: Police were able to take the DNA and the fingerprint
- 11:04Speaker 1: evidence they pulled from those energy cans and cigarette butts,
- 11:07Speaker 1: and they matched it to evidence found at a completely
- 11:10Speaker 1: separate string of cemetery burglaries in Plains Township, Luzerne County.
- 11:15Speaker 2: And that transformed the entire investigation. Because the local police
- 11:18Speaker 2: in Yadin, they suddenly realized they weren't dealing with local
- 11:21Speaker 2: teenagers causing trouble.
- 11:22Speaker 1: Right. It's not just a prank.
- 11:24Speaker 2: It's a regional serial desecrator who was crossing county lines.
- 11:29Speaker 2: And the methodology was identical at the other sites.
- 11:32Speaker 1: Which proves it's the same guy.
- 11:33Speaker 2: Exactly. Breaching vaults, leaving energy drinks behind, and wrapping targeted
- 11:39Speaker 2: remains in clear plastic.
- 11:41Speaker 1: OK, I want to ground this for a second because
- 11:43Speaker 1: we are talking a lot about the mechanics and the
- 11:45Speaker 1: forensics and the ropes and cans. But we have to
- 11:48Speaker 1: remember what was actually in those vaults.
- 11:51Speaker 2: That is so important to remember.
- 11:53Speaker 1: Inside the Pritchard family mausoleum, investigators found that five of
- 11:58Speaker 1: the nine crypts had been forced open.
- 12:00Speaker 2: Five out of nine.
- 12:01Speaker 1: Yes. And they specifically noted that the remains of Mary
- 12:04Speaker 1: Pritchard Stiegelman, a woman who died in 1940, had been
- 12:07Speaker 1: entirely removed.
- 12:08Speaker 2: That detail is vital. The term human remains, it can
- 12:12Speaker 2: feel very clinical and detached when you read it in
- 12:14Speaker 2: a police report.
- 12:15Speaker 1: It really can.
- 12:16Speaker 2: But Mary Pritchard Stiegelman was a human being. She lived,
- 12:19Speaker 2: she had a family, and when she died 85 years ago,
- 12:22Speaker 2: her family placed her in that vault with a social contract.
- 12:25Speaker 1: A contract that she would be left in peace.
- 12:27Speaker 2: Exactly. And he just took her.
- 12:29Speaker 1: It anchors the entire narrative for me. This is a
- 12:32Speaker 1: crime against memory. But doing this kind of manual labor
- 12:35Speaker 1: in freezing weather... driving across county lines, rappelling into pits,
- 12:40Speaker 1: that implies a massive payoff.
- 12:42Speaker 2: You would think so, yes.
- 12:43Speaker 1: If he is not just pawning the occasional gold ring
- 12:46Speaker 1: or pocket watch he finds, who is the buyer for
- 12:49Speaker 1: a 100-year-old skull, where is the incentive coming from?
- 12:54Speaker 2: Well, the incentive is arguably the most disturbing layer of
- 12:56Speaker 2: this entire case.
- 12:57Speaker 1: Really? More disturbing than the Crips?
- 12:59Speaker 2: I think so. Because the motivation doesn't exist in the
- 13:02Speaker 2: physical world of pawn shops or black market antiquities dealers.
- 13:07Speaker 2: It is entirely driven by a highly specific digital ecosystem.
- 13:11Speaker 1: Ah, the digital trail. The digital trail here is wild.
- 13:14Speaker 2: That's unbelievable.
- 13:15Speaker 1: So in December, while police are trying to figure out
- 13:17Speaker 1: who belongs to this DNA on the energy can, they
- 13:20Speaker 1: get a tip. And this tip sounds like an urban legend.
- 13:23Speaker 2: It sounds totally made up.
- 13:25Speaker 1: An informant reaches out to authorities and claims that there
- 13:27Speaker 1: is a partially decomposed human corpse hanging in Jonathan Gerlach's
- 13:31Speaker 1: basement in Lancaster County.
- 13:32Speaker 2: Just hanging in the basement. Yes.
- 13:34Speaker 1: And the informant also alleges that Gerlach had recently traveled
- 13:38Speaker 1: to Chicago specifically to sell a human skull.
- 13:41Speaker 2: And a tip of that magnitude, it fundamentally shifts the
- 13:45Speaker 2: trajectory of the investigation.
- 13:48Speaker 1: How so?
- 13:49Speaker 2: Because the police are no longer just asking who is
- 13:51Speaker 2: taking these remains. They're suddenly asking, where is the distribution network?
- 13:56Speaker 1: Oh, right, because he has to be selling them somewhere.
- 13:58Speaker 2: Exactly. So investigators pull warrants for his digital footprint. And
- 14:03Speaker 2: what they uncover is a thriving, deeply normalized subculture.
- 14:07Speaker 1: It's so creepy.
- 14:08Speaker 2: They locate a Gerlach's profile, which is active in an
- 14:11Speaker 2: online network described in court documents as a human bones
- 14:14Speaker 2: and skull selling group.
- 14:15Speaker 1: We are talking about a dedicated digital marketplace for slinging
- 14:19Speaker 1: human remains.
- 14:20Speaker 2: And this isn't happening on the dark web using encrypted
- 14:22Speaker 2: browsers either.
- 14:23Speaker 1: It's not.
- 14:24Speaker 2: No, this is often happening in plain sight on mainstream
- 14:26Speaker 2: social media platforms.
- 14:27Speaker 1: You're kidding.
- 14:28Speaker 2: I'm serious. They just utilize private groups and very specific
- 14:31Speaker 2: terminology to bypass the community guideline filters.
- 14:35Speaker 1: Wow. And they found chat logs and messages that are
- 14:38Speaker 1: just chilling to read. I mean, in one exchange, a
- 14:42Speaker 1: buyer explicitly thanks Gerlach for mailing what they referred to
- 14:47Speaker 1: as a possible team.
- 14:48Speaker 2: A possible team. Let that phrasing sink in.
- 14:51Speaker 1: It is horrific. And the buyer also thanked him for
- 14:53Speaker 1: sending a baboon and a monkey.
- 14:55Speaker 2: The semantic detachment in those messages is critical to understanding
- 14:59Speaker 2: how this market operates.
- 15:01Speaker 1: It is like an everyday e-commerce transaction. It feels like
- 15:04Speaker 1: someone leaving a glowing Yelp review because a seller shipped
- 15:07Speaker 1: a vintage jacket quickly.
- 15:09Speaker 2: It's exactly like that.
- 15:10Speaker 1: But they are talking about a teenager's skeletal remains. How
- 15:14Speaker 1: does a community normalize this to the point where they're
- 15:17Speaker 1: leaving customer service reviews for grave robbing?
- 15:19Speaker 2: It is a perfect storm of Internet echo chambers and
- 15:22Speaker 2: niche commodification.
- 15:23Speaker 1: Because they just hype each other up.
- 15:24Speaker 2: Yeah. The Internet has this incredible capability. to aggregate people
- 15:29Speaker 2: with incredibly obscure interests. And usually that's a good thing.
- 15:34Speaker 1: Right. Finding a community.
- 15:35Speaker 2: But when it comes to the oddities or the bone
- 15:37Speaker 2: trade market, it creates a closed loop where abhorrent behavior
- 15:42Speaker 2: is validated because everyone in the group is treating human
- 15:45Speaker 2: remains as inventory. The moral weight of the object just disappears.
- 15:50Speaker 1: It's just a product to them.
- 15:52Speaker 2: Exactly.
- 15:52Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 15:53Speaker 2: Mary Pritchard Stagelman ceases to be a person with a
- 15:56Speaker 2: history of She becomes a SKU number.
- 15:58Speaker 1: A product to be boxed up and shipped.
- 16:00Speaker 2: Wrapped in bubble wrap, taken to the post office, and
- 16:04Speaker 2: tracked via a shipping number.
- 16:05Speaker 1: And what do we make of the baboon and monkey detail?
- 16:08Speaker 1: That stopped me in my tracks when I read the documents.
- 16:10Speaker 2: Oh, it's a fascinating detail.
- 16:11Speaker 1: Because where is a guy running cemetery heists in Pennsylvania
- 16:15Speaker 1: sourcing primate remains? Does that mean he was also breaking
- 16:18Speaker 1: into university anatomical collections or, like, zoos?
- 16:23Speaker 2: Well, it introduces two equally disturbing possibilities.
- 16:26Speaker 1: Okay, what's the first?
- 16:27Speaker 2: The first is that he was part of a much
- 16:28Speaker 2: larger international theft ring dealing in exotic animal remains, which
- 16:33Speaker 2: would suggest a highly sophisticated black market network.
- 16:37Speaker 1: Right, which makes him look like an absolute kingpin. But
- 16:40Speaker 1: consider the flip side of that. What if he is
- 16:42Speaker 1: just lying?
- 16:44Speaker 2: And that is the second, and perhaps much more likely, possibility.
- 16:48Speaker 1: Just a scammer.
- 16:49Speaker 2: Yeah. The black market for oddities is completely unregulated, which
- 16:53Speaker 2: means it is ripe for grift. It is highly probable
- 16:57Speaker 2: that he was sourcing animal bones from local woods or
- 16:59Speaker 2: even butchering scraps and falsely labeling them as exotic primates.
- 17:04Speaker 1: Just to inflate his prices.
- 17:05Speaker 2: To inflate prices and to boost his reputation within the group.
- 17:09Speaker 2: I mean, the buyers have no way to authenticate what
- 17:11Speaker 2: they are receiving.
- 17:12Speaker 1: It is a morbid con game, but the detail that
- 17:15Speaker 1: really proves how comfortable he was in this ecosystem, how
- 17:18Speaker 1: untouchable he felt, is the photo he posted.
- 17:22Speaker 2: Oh, the selfie.
- 17:23Speaker 1: Investigators found a picture of Gerlach posing with a human skull.
- 17:26Speaker 1: And the caption he wrote, for the entire internet to see,
- 17:29Speaker 1: was writing a Harley and slinging skulls.
- 17:32Speaker 2: He essentially handed law enforcement his own digital confession just
- 17:35Speaker 2: wrapped in a bow.
- 17:36Speaker 1: I am bewildered by the arrogance of that caption. Taking
- 17:39Speaker 1: a selfie with evidence of a major felony. Is online
- 17:42Speaker 1: validation that clout driving this crime just as much as
- 17:46Speaker 1: the actual money changing hands?
- 17:48Speaker 2: Oh, absolutely. It is highly performative. In these digital subcultures,
- 17:52Speaker 2: status is currency.
- 17:54Speaker 1: Right. It's about being the cool guy in the group.
- 17:56Speaker 2: Exactly. He wasn't just a guy making a few bucks
- 17:58Speaker 2: on the side. He was building a personal brand as
- 18:00Speaker 2: this prolific, untouchable procurer of the macabre.
- 18:04Speaker 1: A personal brand built on grave robbing.
- 18:07Speaker 2: Yeah. The perceived anonymity of the Internet tricked him into
- 18:11Speaker 2: thinking his digital life was totally disconnected from his physical crimes.
- 18:15Speaker 2: He wanted the applause of his peers more. More than
- 18:18Speaker 2: he wanted to stay out of prison.
- 18:20Speaker 1: Well, the digital applause led directly to the physical handcuffs.
- 18:24Speaker 2: It sure did.
- 18:25Speaker 1: Let's walk through the climax of this investigation because the
- 18:27Speaker 1: visual of his arrest is something I really can't shake.
- 18:31Speaker 1: So on December 23rd, police finally spot Gerlach's vehicle parked
- 18:35Speaker 1: outside Mount Moriah. Right.
- 18:36Speaker 2: They find his car.
- 18:38Speaker 1: But they don't swoop in and grab him immediately. They
- 18:40Speaker 1: sit back. They initiate surveillance.
- 18:42Speaker 2: And that is a crucial tactical decision by law enforcement.
- 18:45Speaker 1: Because he hasn't done anything yet.
- 18:47Speaker 2: Exactly. Simply being parked near a cemetery is not a crime.
- 18:51Speaker 2: To build an ironclad case, they needed to catch him
- 18:54Speaker 2: in the physical act of transport.
- 18:56Speaker 1: Ah, so they can connect him directly to the stolen material.
- 18:59Speaker 2: Yes. Definitively connect him.
- 19:01Speaker 1: So they wait through the holidays. And on January 6th,
- 19:04Speaker 1: the trap springs. Surveillance units watch Gerlach return to Mount Moriah.
- 19:09Speaker 1: And this is the image. I mean, picture this. A
- 19:12Speaker 1: 34-year-old man is walking out of a sprawling 19th century
- 19:15Speaker 1: cemetery in the year 2026. And he is carrying a
- 19:19Speaker 1: crowbar and a literal burlap bag.
- 19:22Speaker 2: It is an archaic, almost cartoonish image.
- 19:24Speaker 1: It really is.
- 19:25Speaker 2: It evokes the Birkin hair body snatching cases of the 1820s.
- 19:28Speaker 1: It feels completely out of time. But when officers move
- 19:31Speaker 1: in and execute the arrest, the reality hits fast. They
- 19:34Speaker 1: can visibly see bones and skulls sitting right there in
- 19:36Speaker 1: his vehicle.
- 19:37Speaker 2: Plain view.
- 19:38Speaker 1: Plain view. And right there on the scene, he allegedly
- 19:41Speaker 1: waives his rights and admits to stealing approximately 30 sets
- 19:44Speaker 1: of human remains from Mal Mariah alone.
- 19:47Speaker 2: He just tells them.
- 19:47Speaker 1: He even details for the officers exactly how he was
- 19:50Speaker 1: breaching the underground sites.
- 19:52Speaker 2: You know, a spontaneous, overwhelming confession like that is actually
- 19:56Speaker 2: quite common. Really?
- 19:58Speaker 1: Why?
- 19:58Speaker 2: Because when a perpetrator who believes they are this untouchable
- 20:01Speaker 2: mastermind is suddenly and undeniably caught red-handed, the illusion shatters instantly.
- 20:07Speaker 1: Oh, the ego just paused.
- 20:08Speaker 2: Exactly. The fantasy is over.
- 20:10Speaker 1: But the 30 sets of remains he admitted to taking
- 20:13Speaker 1: were just a fraction of the reality.
- 20:14Speaker 2: A tiny fraction.
- 20:16Speaker 1: The next day, January 7th, investigators execute search warrants at
- 20:19Speaker 1: his primary residence in Lancaster County and at a secondary
- 20:23Speaker 1: storage unit he was renting.
- 20:24Speaker 2: And what they find is it's beyond belief.
- 20:27Speaker 1: Beyond staggering. Right. In his residential basement, they find over
- 20:31Speaker 1: 100 human skulls, massive quantities of long bones, and mummified
- 20:35Speaker 1: human hands and feet.
- 20:37Speaker 2: A hundred skulls in a suburban basement.
- 20:39Speaker 1: And the storage unit is worse. Inside that unit, they
- 20:42Speaker 1: recover eight full corpses.
- 20:44Speaker 2: Eight intact bodies.
- 20:45Speaker 1: Eight intact bodies, along with more fragmented remains, cremated ashes,
- 20:49Speaker 1: and antique jewelry and clothing that had been stripped from
- 20:52Speaker 1: the dead.
- 20:52Speaker 2: The sheer scale of that horde. elicits this from a
- 20:56Speaker 2: series of opportunistic burglaries into a profound logistical and psychological nightmare.
- 21:01Speaker 1: OK, wait, hold on. You are saying he had eight
- 21:04Speaker 1: full corpses in a standard rented storage unit.
- 21:08Speaker 2: That's what the reports say.
- 21:09Speaker 1: I need to stop you there because the logistics of
- 21:11Speaker 1: that are baffling to me. I don't care how secure
- 21:14Speaker 1: a roll up metal door is.
- 21:16Speaker 2: Right. It's not airtight.
- 21:17Speaker 1: How does a person accumulate eight corpses in a public
- 21:20Speaker 1: storage facility without the manager or like the person renting
- 21:23Speaker 1: the unit next door? Reporting a massive biohazard situation.
- 21:27Speaker 2: It is a completely valid question, and it really comes
- 21:29Speaker 2: down to the forensic science of decomposition versus mummification.
- 21:33Speaker 1: Okay, explain that.
- 21:34Speaker 2: Well, if these were fresh remains, the biological gases and
- 21:38Speaker 2: the odor of putrefaction would be overwhelming.
- 21:40Speaker 1: It would smell terrible immediately.
- 21:42Speaker 2: Exactly. Within days, it would be detectable. But we have
- 21:45Speaker 2: to remember where he was sourcing these from.
- 21:47Speaker 1: 19th and early 20th century underground crypts.
- 21:50Speaker 2: Exactly. When a body is placed in an above-ground mausoleum
- 21:53Speaker 2: or a sealed underground masonry vault, it is isolated from
- 21:56Speaker 2: the soil. Right. And importantly, it's isolated from the insects
- 22:00Speaker 2: and scavengers that accelerate decomposition.
- 22:03Speaker 1: Ah, so it's a protected environment.
- 22:05Speaker 2: Yes. And over the course of 80 to 150 years,
- 22:08Speaker 2: in a dry, sealed environment, the bodily tissues undergo a
- 22:12Speaker 2: process of extreme desiccation.
- 22:14Speaker 1: They just dry out.
- 22:15Speaker 2: Entirely. The moisture evaporates. The skin turns into a hardened,
- 22:20Speaker 2: leathery substance. They become naturally mummified.
- 22:24Speaker 1: So they are essentially biologically inert by the time he
- 22:27Speaker 1: pulls them out.
- 22:28Speaker 2: For the most part, yes. I mean, they are incredibly fragile,
- 22:31Speaker 2: but they are dry. They don't produce the active odors
- 22:34Speaker 2: or fluids associated with the recent death.
- 22:36Speaker 1: Wow.
- 22:37Speaker 2: And that is how he was able to physically stack
- 22:40Speaker 2: and store them in a standard commercial storage unit. without
- 22:43Speaker 2: immediately alerting the entire facility.
- 22:45Speaker 1: That makes sense scientifically, but it's still horrifying. But the
- 22:48Speaker 1: fact that he was keeping them, that points to something
- 22:50Speaker 1: fundamentally different than just a black market business, doesn't it?
- 22:53Speaker 2: Oh, absolutely.
- 22:54Speaker 1: Because if he admitted to taking 30 from Mount Moriah,
- 22:57Speaker 1: but had over 100 skulls and eight bodies in his possession,
- 23:01Speaker 1: this operation spanned far beyond what the police initially knew.
- 23:05Speaker 2: It points directly to a severe hoarding compulsion.
- 23:08Speaker 1: Hoarding, not just selling.
- 23:10Speaker 2: Right. If his primary motivation was purely financial, if he
- 23:14Speaker 2: was just a cold, calculating businessman selling oddities online, he
- 23:18Speaker 2: would operate with a lean inventory.
- 23:20Speaker 1: Because holding on to evidence is risky.
- 23:22Speaker 2: Exactly. He would steal a skull, ship it immediately, and
- 23:26Speaker 2: collect the cash to minimize his legal exposure.
- 23:29Speaker 1: You don't sit on a hundred pieces of felony evidence
- 23:31Speaker 1: if you are just in it for the money.
- 23:33Speaker 2: No, you don't. The fact that he was living with
- 23:35Speaker 2: these remains... that he had a partially decomposed body hanging
- 23:39Speaker 2: in his basement surrounded by dozens of skulls, it suggests
- 23:42Speaker 2: a very dark, obsessive compulsion.
- 23:44Speaker 1: He wanted to be surrounded by it.
- 23:46Speaker 2: He wanted to be surrounded by death. The selling, the
- 23:48Speaker 2: slinging skulls online, that might have funded his lifestyle or
- 23:51Speaker 2: provided that social validation we talked about. But the hoarding
- 23:54Speaker 2: indicates that possessing the dead was the primary psychological driver.
- 23:58Speaker 1: And the legal system is throwing the absolute book at
- 24:01Speaker 1: him for it. I mean, he is facing over 500
- 24:03Speaker 1: criminal charges.
- 24:05Speaker 2: Which is an astronomical number of charges. It is.
- 24:09Speaker 1: When you look at the sheer volume of counts, how
- 24:13Speaker 1: does a prosecutor even categorize this legally? What is the
- 24:16Speaker 1: actual legal framework for stealing a 100-year-old bone?
- 24:21Speaker 2: It is a fascinating cross-section of criminal law. I mean,
- 24:24Speaker 2: you can't charge him with murder.
- 24:25Speaker 1: Right.
- 24:25Speaker 2: Because he didn't kill them. Right. But you were looking
- 24:28Speaker 2: at an avalanche of charges spanning several categories. First, you
- 24:32Speaker 2: have institutional vandalism. and criminal mischief for the immense physical
- 24:36Speaker 2: destruction of the mausoleums.
- 24:37Speaker 1: Or smashing the marble.
- 24:38Speaker 2: Exactly. Then you have theft by unlawful taking. Okay, wait.
- 24:41Speaker 1: Is a human body legally considered property that can be stolen?
- 24:45Speaker 2: Well, in many jurisdictions, human remains possess a quasi-property status,
- 24:50Speaker 2: usually vested in the next of kin for the purpose
- 24:52Speaker 2: of burial.
- 24:52Speaker 1: Interesting.
- 24:53Speaker 2: But when you steal the coffin hardware, the antique jewelry,
- 24:56Speaker 2: and the clothing, that is definitively theft of property.
- 24:59Speaker 1: Unquestionable.
- 25:00Speaker 2: However... The bulk of those 500 charges likely stem from
- 25:04Speaker 2: a specific statute, which is abuse of a corpse.
- 25:08Speaker 1: Which carries a severe penalty, I imagine.
- 25:10Speaker 2: It does. Abuse of a corpse laws are designed specifically
- 25:14Speaker 2: to address the desecration, disinterment, or indignity shown to human remains,
- 25:19Speaker 2: regardless of how long the person has been dead.
- 25:21Speaker 1: So the age doesn't matter?
- 25:23Speaker 2: No. The law doesn't put an expiration date on human dignity.
- 25:27Speaker 2: Treating a human body as a trophy or retail inventory
- 25:30Speaker 2: fits the exact definition of that statute, and they will
- 25:33Speaker 2: likely charge him for every individual piece of remains they
- 25:36Speaker 2: can separate and identify.
- 25:37Speaker 1: Which brings us to the most agonizing part of this
- 25:39Speaker 1: whole deep dive.
- 25:41Speaker 2: Yeah, the families.
- 25:42Speaker 1: We have talked about the forensics, the digital markets, the
- 25:44Speaker 1: legal theories... But the human cost, the emotional toll on
- 25:48Speaker 1: the descendants is just profound.
- 25:50Speaker 2: It really is heartbreaking.
- 25:52Speaker 1: This is a tangled web of grief and bureaucratic nightmare
- 25:55Speaker 1: for families who thought this chapter of their history was
- 25:57Speaker 1: permanently closed.
- 25:58Speaker 2: And the quotes from the family members in the news
- 26:00Speaker 2: reports are incredibly moving. Barbara Kilmartin, who has family interred
- 26:06Speaker 2: at Mount Moriah, she told reporters, it's the last thing
- 26:09Speaker 2: we can do for people is to honor their witches
- 26:11Speaker 2: and to not disturb them.
- 26:12Speaker 1: And Christy Cole, whose great-grandparents are buried there, She summed
- 26:16Speaker 1: it up perfectly. She said, nobody should be treated this
- 26:19Speaker 1: way after life.
- 26:20Speaker 2: It is a profound violation of trust.
- 26:22Speaker 1: It really is.
- 26:23Speaker 2: It goes back to that social contract we discussed earlier.
- 26:26Speaker 2: When we lay someone to rest, society makes a collective
- 26:30Speaker 2: promise to protect their memory and their physical remains.
- 26:33Speaker 1: And Gerlach didn't just break marble.
- 26:35Speaker 2: No, he violently severed that foundational societal promise.
- 26:39Speaker 1: And you can see the emotional weight of that reality
- 26:42Speaker 1: pressing down on the investigators themselves. I mean, Yadin Police
- 26:45Speaker 1: Chief Henry Giammarcos is a veteran with a 30-year career
- 26:48Speaker 1: in law enforcement. Right.
- 26:49Speaker 2: He's seen a lot.
- 26:50Speaker 1: You have to assume he has seen the absolute worst
- 26:53Speaker 1: of humanity over 30 years. But he publicly called this
- 26:56Speaker 1: case one of the most horrific things he has ever encountered.
- 26:59Speaker 2: That says a lot.
- 27:00Speaker 1: It does. And the specific detail that broke through his
- 27:03Speaker 1: professional detachment was the discovery that an infant's remains had
- 27:07Speaker 1: been stolen.
- 27:08Speaker 2: Yeah. He noted that as a father and a grandfather...
- 27:11Speaker 2: it truly tears your heart up. It is a very
- 27:13Speaker 2: powerful reminder.
- 27:15Speaker 1: It really is. Because it cuts right through the clinical
- 27:18Speaker 1: language we use to buffer ourselves. We talk about skeletal
- 27:22Speaker 1: fragments and artifacts.
- 27:23Speaker 2: That is clinical terms.
- 27:24Speaker 1: But that was a baby. A child who was mourned,
- 27:27Speaker 1: probably intensely, by a family over a century ago, only
- 27:31Speaker 1: to have their vault ripped open so someone could get
- 27:34Speaker 1: likes on a Facebook group.
- 27:35Speaker 2: It forces absolute empathy.
- 27:37Speaker 1: It really does.
- 27:38Speaker 2: But from an investigative standpoint... Chief Giamarco and his department
- 27:42Speaker 2: are now facing an almost insurmountable logistical challenge.
- 27:45Speaker 1: Identifying everyone.
- 27:46Speaker 2: Exactly. How do you return these people to their rightful
- 27:49Speaker 2: resting places?
- 27:50Speaker 1: This is the part that blows my mind. Because we
- 27:52Speaker 1: talked earlier about the cutting-edge forensic DNA processing that pulled
- 27:56Speaker 1: a profile off a freezing monster energy can.
- 27:59Speaker 2: Right. Modern science.
- 28:00Speaker 1: That is 21st century science working at lightning speed. But now,
- 28:04Speaker 1: to identify the 100-plus victims sitting in an evidence locker,
- 28:08Speaker 1: the police are forced to use the exact opposite methodology.
- 28:12Speaker 2: They are thrown back into analog 19th century archiving.
- 28:15Speaker 1: Yes. Chief Gianmarco explained that because these burials are so old,
- 28:20Speaker 1: DNA cross-referencing is almost impossible without exhuming living relatives.
- 28:24Speaker 2: Which is a logistical non-starter. You can't just dig up
- 28:27Speaker 2: living families' ancestors across the state. No.
- 28:29Speaker 1: So detectives are literally sitting in rooms... Carefully turning the fragile,
- 28:34Speaker 1: water-damaged pages of 1800s burial ledgers.
- 28:38Speaker 2: Just try to picture the reality of that police work
- 28:40Speaker 2: for a second. You have detectives trying to decipher faded, loofing,
- 28:44Speaker 2: 19th century cursive handwriting.
- 28:46Speaker 1: Just trying to read who bought the plot.
- 28:48Speaker 2: Yeah, trying to map out exactly who purchased which vault
- 28:51Speaker 2: in like 1885. Yeah. Then they have to take that
- 28:53Speaker 2: historical map, go down to the crypt, document which specific
- 28:57Speaker 2: boxes were breached, and then cross-reference that With the physical
- 29:00Speaker 2: inventory of commingled, fragmented remains they pulled from a Lancaster
- 29:04Speaker 2: County storage unit.
- 29:05Speaker 1: It's a puzzle with half the pieces missing. You would
- 29:08Speaker 1: have to involve forensic anthropologists just to determine the age
- 29:12Speaker 1: and sex of the skulls to see if they match
- 29:14Speaker 1: the handwritten ledgers.
- 29:15Speaker 2: Oh, absolutely.
- 29:16Speaker 1: It is painstaking, deeply frustrating work. It is going to
- 29:19Speaker 1: take months, maybe years. And there is a very grim
- 29:22Speaker 1: reality that some of those hundred people in his basement
- 29:26Speaker 1: will simply never get their names back.
- 29:28Speaker 2: And that tragic reality highlights exactly why the prosecution of
- 29:32Speaker 2: this case is so vital. Chief Gianmarco said something in
- 29:35Speaker 2: his press conference that serves as the moral thesis of
- 29:38Speaker 2: this entire investigation.
- 29:40Speaker 1: What was that?
- 29:40Speaker 2: Speaking about the remains, he said, they're so old, but still,
- 29:45Speaker 2: when they lived, they had a life they mattered. Wow.
- 29:48Speaker 1: That is the core of it, isn't it? We don't
- 29:50Speaker 1: aggressively prosecute 500 charges of corpse abuse just to punish
- 29:53Speaker 1: a thief for stealing property.
- 29:54Speaker 2: No, we don't.
- 29:55Speaker 1: We prosecute it to reaffirm to ourselves that human dignity
- 29:59Speaker 1: has intrinsic, permanent value.
- 30:01Speaker 2: Your humanity does not expire just because your relatives are
- 30:04Speaker 2: gone and your name is written in faded ink. We
- 30:07Speaker 2: enforce these laws to prove that our history and the
- 30:11Speaker 2: people who built it still command respect.
- 30:13Speaker 1: It has been a truly staggering arc that we have
- 30:16Speaker 1: unpacked today. We started with the meticulous back-breaking destruction of
- 30:20Speaker 1: the serene Mount Moriah Cemetery.
- 30:22Speaker 2: We examined the contradictory hubris of a criminal rappelling into
- 30:26Speaker 2: crypts only to leave his DNA on an energy drink.
- 30:29Speaker 1: We waded into the chilling reality of an online subculture
- 30:32Speaker 1: where human beings are bartered like vintage clothing to fuel
- 30:36Speaker 1: digital clout.
- 30:37Speaker 2: And we looked at the horrifying scale of a horde
- 30:40Speaker 2: hidden away in a storage unit leaving the Yadinboro police
- 30:44Speaker 2: with the monumental task of parsing 1800s ledgers to restore
- 30:48Speaker 2: names to the dead.
- 30:49Speaker 1: By the way, if you have loved ones interred in
- 30:51Speaker 1: a mausoleum or underground vault at Mount Moriah, authorities are
- 30:54Speaker 1: urgently requesting that you contact Yadin police chief Henry Giamarco.
- 30:58Speaker 2: Because bringing the mechanics of this dark market into the
- 31:01Speaker 2: light is the very first step toward restitution for those families.
- 31:04Speaker 1: It is. And as we wrap up this deep dive,
- 31:07Speaker 1: I want to leave you with a final thought to
- 31:09Speaker 1: mull over, something that pushes everything we've discussed today just
- 31:12Speaker 1: a little bit further. We have focused intensely on the
- 31:16Speaker 1: physical violation of these graves. But consider the concept of
- 31:20Speaker 1: digital permanence when it comes.
- 31:21Speaker 2: To the dead. It is a profound shift in how
- 31:24Speaker 2: our society views mortality.
- 31:26Speaker 1: Exactly. For centuries, a burial was designed to be the
- 31:30Speaker 1: final physical conclusion of a life. The book was closed,
- 31:33Speaker 1: the stone was set, and the story was over.
- 31:35Speaker 2: The end of the road.
- 31:36Speaker 1: But in an era where a 19th century grave can
- 31:39Speaker 1: be violently breached simply to generate content for a 21st
- 31:42Speaker 1: century social media feed, where a skull is used as
- 31:45Speaker 1: a prop for a Harley Davidson selfie or bartered in
- 31:48Speaker 1: an anonymous chat room, we are forced to ask ourselves
- 31:51Speaker 1: a very hard question.
- 31:52Speaker 2: Have we entered an age where nothing is truly sacred?
- 31:55Speaker 1: Are even our ancestors, people who lived, loved, and died
- 31:58Speaker 1: before the concept of the internet even existed- destined to
- 32:02Speaker 1: become just another piece of content waiting to be uploaded
- 32:04Speaker 1: to the feed. It really makes you wonder if that serene,
- 32:07Speaker 1: still cemetery we picture in our minds is just a
- 32:09Speaker 1: relic of the past, shattered by the noise and the
- 32:12Speaker 1: narcissism of the modern world. Thank you so much for
- 32:15Speaker 1: joining us on this exploration. We appreciate you being here
- 32:18Speaker 1: to unpack it all with us.