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Make It Alex Jones Big | Thursday October 16, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 2: the Treehouse. Lace Potato Chips is going through a rebrand.
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  Speaker 2: The Supreme Court is telling Alex Jones he can f
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  Speaker 2: right off, but we are going to start today with
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  Speaker 2: absolutely everything you ever wanted to know about getting penis filler,
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  Speaker 2: which is very little. The trend is on the rise.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank you, Esquire Magazine, everything you wanted to
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  Speaker 2: know about getting penis filler. The trend is on the rise,
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  Speaker 2: But what does it really like to get it? We,
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  Speaker 2: being Esquire Magazine, went under the needle to find out.
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  Speaker 1: Is we really why we are in Florida?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: If you do this, if you, if you do this
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  Speaker 3: show next week from Istanbul, we'll know.
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  Speaker 2: Medical tourism. I got a quote in Florida. It was
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  Speaker 2: just cheaper, so much cheaper in Istanbul. So we as
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  Speaker 2: opposed to Fort Lauderdale. No, I'm only in Florida out
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  Speaker 2: of a matter of circumstance with our house being rented
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  Speaker 2: and us just killing some time in Florida. That is it,
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  Speaker 2: and that is all I believe you. Thank you. So
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  Speaker 2: let's get back to the story at hand. Everything you
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  Speaker 2: wanted to know about getting penis filler Thanks to Esquire Magazine.
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  Speaker 2: They say the trend is on the rise, but what
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  Speaker 2: is it really like to get it? Esquire Magazine went
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  Speaker 2: under the needle to find out. Since the dawn of time,
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  Speaker 2: men have been trying to make their wieners bigger. Over
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  Speaker 2: the centuries, the quest for meteor members has led to
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  Speaker 2: using weights to elongate the shaft, as recommended in the
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  Speaker 2: Kama Sutra. Thank you, Roj, You're welcome.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't write it. I'm a fan, I'm a follower.
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  Speaker 5: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: Using venomous snake bites to swell the wiener, a favorite
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  Speaker 2: of the sixteenth century Brazilian Taponama tribe. I wonder whether
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  Speaker 2: they're gone now, but that spider remains. Yeah, the invention
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  Speaker 2: of the penis pump in eighteen seventy four. Eighteen seventy four,
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  Speaker 2: I had no idea the pump was that old. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know when it was invented, but I definitely
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  Speaker 2: would not have guessed the nineteenth century, Like the Civil
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  Speaker 2: War had only been over for like nine years, and
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  Speaker 2: that's part of reconstruction. I don't think is taught enough
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  Speaker 2: in the history books anyway, And shortly after the first
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  Speaker 2: penile implant surgery in eighteen ninety five. Wow. In fact,
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  Speaker 2: one could argue that the timeline of junk and larging
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  Speaker 2: innovations is in fact a reflection of human history itself.
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  Speaker 2: Or maybe dudes just have always wanted to be bigger. Luckily,
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  Speaker 2: in the year of Our Lord twenty twenty five, men
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  Speaker 2: who want bigger packages don't have to submit to snake bites.
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  Speaker 2: We're living in the era of penis filler, an enhancement
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  Speaker 2: technique that more and more experts agree is not only
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  Speaker 2: effective but generally safe for the uninitiated. Penis filler utilizes
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  Speaker 2: the same type of dermal fillers used to enhance facial
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  Speaker 2: features and takes them downtown to pump up the wiener.
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  Speaker 2: Dermal fillers are made from hyaluronic acid or other materials
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  Speaker 2: like calcium yep milk, and while they're all proven safe
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  Speaker 2: and FDA approved for use in the face and sometimes
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  Speaker 2: other areas, none have been approved for use in the
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  Speaker 2: wiener at least not yet. Just a little bit more
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  Speaker 2: info here. The fact that using filler to make wieners
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  Speaker 2: bigger is considered an off label use is not stopping
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  Speaker 2: men from seeking out the treatment. No shocker there. The
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  Speaker 2: demand for wiener filler has grown significantly in the past
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  Speaker 2: few years. Fallaphil, a trademarked and licensed penis filler procedure,
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  Speaker 2: is available in twenty States as well as Canada and
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  Speaker 2: Puerto Rico. UH Plastic surgeon David Schaefer, founder of the
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  Speaker 2: Schaefer Clinic in New York City, developed his own Schaefer
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  Speaker 2: Wit and Girth technique, also known as SWAG, which has
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  Speaker 2: ballooned into his most performed procedure. Just imagine all the
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  Speaker 2: years in medical school, all the money's spent, all the
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  Speaker 2: studying and you finally have a procedure that you're willing
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  Speaker 2: and proud to put your name on. And it's for
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  Speaker 2: making wieners bigger forever associating you with it. I guess
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  Speaker 2: there are worse things, but some doctors set out to
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  Speaker 2: cure cancer. This guy's making dreams come true.
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  Speaker 1: Does it make your penis look like you know, it's
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  Speaker 1: like vertical duck lips?
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  Speaker 2: I too, Trey have many questions. Oh. Chris Bustamante, that's
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  Speaker 2: a fitting last name, founder of Lushful Esthetics in New
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  Speaker 2: York City and San Diego, has seen a one hundred
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  Speaker 2: and sixty percent increase in clients seeking him out for
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  Speaker 2: his penis filler procedure in the past year alone. He
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  Speaker 2: averages three to four procedures per day, with about half
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  Speaker 2: of patients flying in from out of state. The penis
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  Speaker 2: filler is here, who's lining up?
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  Speaker 4: I'm good?
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  Speaker 2: I am I am all beef no fillers.
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  Speaker 4: So you're like good to know.
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  Speaker 2: You're like you're like a Nathan's hot dog. That's right.
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  Speaker 4: H Wow.
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  Speaker 2: This really does bring to the forefront how willing men
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  Speaker 2: are to try to go bigger because as some of
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  Speaker 2: those older methods pointed out weight to hang it lower,
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  Speaker 2: snake bites to pump it up from swelling, all these
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  Speaker 2: different methods just to make them bigger. Now men have
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  Speaker 2: to decide are you willing to take a needle to
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  Speaker 2: the junk for it to get bigger? And just from
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  Speaker 2: the four of us here inside the treehouse, we're all
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  Speaker 2: kind of sitting on our hands like on that or
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  Speaker 2: you know, we're all redwoods, which is statistically impossible.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, on my Instagram there's a the first porn start
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  Speaker 3: ever following on Instagram. I was talking about this because
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  Speaker 3: that's this is her profession. She said women prefer average
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  Speaker 3: size winners because they don't hurt. So the idea that
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  Speaker 3: women want there might be some I'm not saying there's
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  Speaker 3: exceptions to every rule, but the idea that women want
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  Speaker 3: every guy to have this huge member, uh is is false.
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  Speaker 2: And that's really sweet of her to say it. Pop
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  Speaker 2: culture and lots of other women would beg to differ. Yeah, which,
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  Speaker 2: by the way, no women ever begs to differ in
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  Speaker 2: front of an average member. There's there's really no begging there.
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  Speaker 2: I will say this, Uh, this is one of those
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  Speaker 2: few times where men and women are completely on the
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  Speaker 2: same page. This is this is this is plastic surgery. Psyche.
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  Speaker 2: We as men can tell women, or our women specifically,
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  Speaker 2: you look great. You don't need procedure X. But it
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  Speaker 2: doesn't matter because she wants it. She needs it to
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  Speaker 2: make herself feel better. As men, our woman could tell us,
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  Speaker 2: or guy whatever could say, No, you're great, I love it.
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  Speaker 2: It's perfect. Don't change a thing. But it doesn't matter
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  Speaker 2: if you're afraid to take off. It doesn't matter if
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  Speaker 2: you're afraid to take a shower in the locker room,
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  Speaker 2: especially if Travis Kelsey is around. So that's more for
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  Speaker 2: us as well. It's a it's a self esteem thing.
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  Speaker 2: There's a reason why BDE is a known phrase because
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  Speaker 2: if you got it, you have a tendency to swing
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  Speaker 2: it right, and if you don't, you usually look like
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  Speaker 2: you live in mom's basement. Forever, Dan tell us? How?
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  Speaker 5: How tell us more about your feelings about this?
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  Speaker 3: Mm hmmm?
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  Speaker 1: Is Tara happy with with the procedure?
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  Speaker 5: Well?
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  Speaker 2: Do you see her?
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  Speaker 4: Was she? Was? She gentle? About how long do you
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  Speaker 4: have to wait before?
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  Speaker 2: Does it smooth out? Or is it lumpy for a while?
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  Speaker 2: Which may not necessarily be all bad?
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  Speaker 4: Her pleasure.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, which is another angle to to approach. If you
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  Speaker 2: go to one of these doctors who are specializing in
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  Speaker 2: Wiener filler procedures, can you ask for a little extra
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  Speaker 2: in certain spots so then you you do have ridges
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  Speaker 2: and you are ribbed for her pleasure? Or is that
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  Speaker 2: going to be too much?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know. Dan, tell us to shut up.
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  Speaker 2: wieners and fillers of society, the Supreme Court has told
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  Speaker 2: Alex Jones he can just fuck right off and not one,
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  Speaker 2: but two big thumbs up for me for them on
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  Speaker 2: this More specifically, the Supreme Court has turned away Alex
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  Speaker 2: Jones's attempt to block the one point four to one
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  Speaker 2: point five billion dollar defamation judgment against him. The conspiracy
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  Speaker 2: theorist had asked the justices to immediately intervene, warning that
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  Speaker 2: the ownership of his info wars website could be transferred
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  Speaker 2: to the onion, which I think is very fitting and
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  Speaker 2: a chef's kiss.
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  Speaker 5: They'll be wonders with it.
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  Speaker 2: For sure. This, of course, the one point four billion
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  Speaker 2: dollar judgment against him was due to his description of
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  Speaker 2: the twenty twelve Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting as a
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  Speaker 2: hoax staged by crisis actors. The info Wars host had
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  Speaker 2: argued that a judge was wrong to find him liable
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  Speaker 2: for definition and infliction of emotional distress without holding a
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  Speaker 2: trial on the merits of allegations lodged by relatives of
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  Speaker 2: victims of the shooting, which killed twenty first graders and
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  Speaker 2: six educators in Newtown, Connecticut. The justices did not comment
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  Speaker 2: on the order, which they issued without even asking the
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  Speaker 2: families of Sandy Hook to respond to the appeal. An
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  Speaker 2: FBI ag who responded to the shooting also sued. A
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  Speaker 2: lawyer who represents Sandy Hook family said the Supreme Court
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  Speaker 2: had properly rejected Jones's latest desperate attempt to avoid accountability
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  Speaker 2: for the harm he has caused. So there's that.
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  Speaker 8: Then.
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  Speaker 2: A lawyer representing Jones said that where he did not
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  Speaker 2: immediately respond to an email speaking comment during his Daily
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  Speaker 2: show on Tuesday, Alex Jones said his lawyers believed his
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  Speaker 2: case was cut and dry. While he had predicted the
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  Speaker 2: High Court would not take up his appeal, I said, no,
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  Speaker 2: they will not do it because of politics. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I don't think this has anything to do with politics.
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  Speaker 2: I think this has everything to do with you being
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  Speaker 2: a huge piece of shit. And I realized we typically
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  Speaker 2: shy away from expletives on the normal podcast of the show,
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  Speaker 2: but in this setting it seems quite fitting.
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  Speaker 3: How do you owe one point four billion and still
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  Speaker 3: have a TV show?
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  Speaker 2: Courts litigation? It's all waiting. So this is basically the
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  Speaker 2: last domino to not fall to where then now things
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  Speaker 2: are going to start happening.
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  Speaker 1: Well, is he they may freely let him continue to
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  Speaker 1: broadcast because they'll then garnish his revenue in wages.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's also that, So yeah, that's they're already they've
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  Speaker 2: already started. I think I read somewhere that they've already
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  Speaker 2: started selling off certain things to try to fund some
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  Speaker 2: of this. But even Alex Jones's attorneys said, look, there's
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  Speaker 2: no way this judgment will ever come close to being fulfilled. Therefore,
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  Speaker 2: it's ridiculous The courts are basically like, we don't care
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  Speaker 2: if it's ridiculous. The judgment is what it is. Do
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  Speaker 2: what you can, which is basically going to bankrupt him.
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  Speaker 2: So at this point it's really about how well is
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  Speaker 2: he set up to withstand lawsuits of this nature, which
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  Speaker 2: if you're on a daily basis, like he has been
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  Speaker 2: four years drumming up controversy with no basis in reality,
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  Speaker 2: you should have had some forest thought and planned accordingly,
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  Speaker 2: which is put your stuff in some shell companies and
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  Speaker 2: things to where you yourself can't be touched. They can
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  Speaker 2: take all these other things, but at least you'll still
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  Speaker 2: have this. And I don't know how well they did that.
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  Speaker 3: I thought they caught him doing that, like he was
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  Speaker 3: trying to when it was going to trial. He was
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  Speaker 3: trying to send like family members, like put the house
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  Speaker 3: in his I think his wife's name or son's name,
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  Speaker 3: something like that. And then like he had a couple
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  Speaker 3: of bank accounts that he moved into somebody else's name.
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  Speaker 3: Though I think he'll you know, can he declare bankruptcy
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  Speaker 3: legally and then not have to pay it out?
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  Speaker 2: Nope, you have to pay it. Yeah, this is one
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  Speaker 2: of those things follow you. Yeah, absolutely, it will follow
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  Speaker 2: you no matter what.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, Yeah, I believe if he goes into bankruptcy, it
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  Speaker 9: will be structured as part of that. So regardless of
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  Speaker 9: whether he's in bankruptcy or not, he's still gonna have
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  Speaker 9: to be paying into it somehow.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So he also, by the way, like, I'll go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: Drake, Well, I say, there's the oj Simpson part of this,
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  Speaker 1: which is if they're created enough, they can always try
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  Speaker 1: to skirt around it. But I am sure much like
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  Speaker 1: the Goldman's, these families and I hope they are are
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  Speaker 1: diligent and till the day he fucking dies and go
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  Speaker 1: after any source of income he has.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Jones even said on his show he mocked the
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  Speaker 2: idea that he has enough money to pay the judgment,
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  Speaker 2: saying his studio equipment, including five year old cameras, was
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  Speaker 2: only worth about three hundred four thousand dollars. He says,
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  Speaker 2: it's all about torturing me. It's all about harassing me.
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  Speaker 2: It's all about harassing my family. Sounds familiar. That's kind
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  Speaker 2: of what you did to the exactly kids. He says,
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  Speaker 2: It's all about getting me off the air. He then
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  Speaker 2: urged his listeners to buy merch to keep the show running. Uh,
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  Speaker 2: this is a travesty. Buy some shirt ty.
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  Speaker 3: Multi vitamins. Is he still doing the vitamins? Yeah, in
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  Speaker 3: the supplements.
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  Speaker 2: Look, at this point, I think most of his funding
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  Speaker 2: or any endorsements he has are probably going to be
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  Speaker 2: from his own companies, because I think there are even
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  Speaker 2: companies out there that I think there are companies At
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  Speaker 2: this point, You're like, you know what, I think We're
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  Speaker 2: just gonna wait and see how this shakes out and
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  Speaker 2: not part with the man.
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay, I thought he was manufacturing his own Oh no,
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  Speaker 3: that's what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Is the only companies still advertising with him right now
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  Speaker 2: are basically.
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  Speaker 4: His Oh okay, I'm just understood.
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  Speaker 2: I said, Yeah, No, I mean, look, unless he wants
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  Speaker 2: to dig up Body Solutions and see if they want
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  Speaker 2: to get back into the weight loss and endorsement game.
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  Speaker 5: Nice reference.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you appreciate that. Anyone that's listened to the radio
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  Speaker 2: for the thirty years, we'll understand and get that quite heartily.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, they're really the only products that are advertising
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  Speaker 2: on Alex Jones's show right now are Alex Jones' products,
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  Speaker 2: So they can I would not recommend an Alex Jones accountant, however,
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  Speaker 2: or in Alex Jones' financial planning services, because this has
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  Speaker 2: been quite poor.
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  Speaker 3: But they can take those then, right, they can take
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  Speaker 3: those companies from him, and.
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  Speaker 4: I guess do whatever they want.
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  Speaker 5: Or it depends how they're structured.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Yeah. He is separately appealing a forty nine
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  Speaker 2: million dollar judgment in a similar defamation lawsuit in Texas
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  Speaker 2: after he failed to turn over documents sought by the
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  Speaker 2: parents of another Sandy Hook victim. In the Connecticut case,
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  Speaker 2: the judge issued a rare default ruling against him and
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  Speaker 2: his company in late twenty twenty one because of what
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  Speaker 2: she called jones repeated failure to abide by court rulings
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  Speaker 2: and to turn over certain evidence to the Sandy Hook families.
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  Speaker 2: The judge convened jury to determine how much Jones would owe.
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  Speaker 2: The following year, that jury agreed on a nine hundred
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: and sixty four million dollar verdict. I mean, this is
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: really like the Oprah meat. You get a verdict, you
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: get a verdict, you get a mean, it's like every
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: court this has gone through, everyone's like, yeah, fuck him.
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  Speaker 1: And I think, actually, if I I.
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: Read about this a while back.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: I think the Texas verdict is actually a bigger pain
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: in the ass to him, because I believe he set
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: up shop in Texas so that one may actually put
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: the screws to him. And I think it's like fifty
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: million something like that versus the one point four billion.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it really is interesting to note that the one
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: point four billion dollar judgment is less of a pain
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: in the ass. The forty nine million dollar judgment from
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: the state of Texas is causing Alex Jones more headaches
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: than the one point four billion one out of Connecticut.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: I'm damn travesty.
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  Speaker 10: I don't believe the state I live in, the state
• 22:01
  Speaker 10: I moved to to try to avoid accountability and laws
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  Speaker 10: is the one fucking.
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  Speaker 4: Me the hardest.
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  Speaker 2: God damn it. I hate me. Buy my shirts.
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  Speaker 3: And the pills, right, the supplements and vitamins and yeah.
• 22:18
  Speaker 10: Those don't work, but buy them anyway.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: I need money.
• 22:22
  Speaker 10: I need money to give to these crisis actors, the
• 22:24
  Speaker 10: crisis actors that are wearing robes and pretending to be judges,
• 22:28
  Speaker 10: the the the elaborate sets of the US judicial system.
• 22:33
  Speaker 10: It's all a sham. It's all cg ah. Even me,
• 22:37
  Speaker 10: I'm a computer generated image in court. I never even
• 22:40
  Speaker 10: fucking win.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: I haven't loved my.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Basement in forty years.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: COVID.
• 22:50
  Speaker 10: I've been afraid of COVID these last four years.
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  Speaker 2: I ain't coming out.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: I thought COVID wasn't real.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: It's not, but I think it is.
• 23:01
  Speaker 10: Therefore I'm the ultimate conspiracy theorist.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: I will get on the air and say cod is
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: not real. Don't you dare take.
• 23:10
  Speaker 10: The jab all from my COVID, all from my COVID
• 23:16
  Speaker 10: protected panic room. Eventually, the world's gonna end, and it's
• 23:23
  Speaker 10: just gonna be me and my buckets of food.
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: You're wide of food.
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: My bucket.
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: You hurt me.
• 23:38
  Speaker 10: I'm going to be the last man on earth. The
• 23:40
  Speaker 10: only thing that I'm gonna have is buckets of food
• 23:43
  Speaker 10: and a big case of the buckets.
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: Buckets and buckets. I like that's the shirt.
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: I like it.
• 23:51
  Speaker 10: That's a good idea. Roger put that on a shirt.
• 23:54
  Speaker 10: Tim sell it right now fifty bucks. Actually, no, I
• 23:58
  Speaker 10: owe a little more than that.
• 23:59
  Speaker 11: That shirt for one point five billion dollars limited edition,
• 24:06
  Speaker 11: very sign do a die from COVID soon.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: Don't sign the shirt, It'll drop the value.
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: Have you thought about getting in the penis enlargement business.
• 24:20
  Speaker 6: I started it.
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: Because you're a bigger dick than anyone.
• 24:25
  Speaker 10: I'm the biggest dick there is on the entire planet.
• 24:28
  Speaker 10: But the iron is I have the tiniest one.
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: God, actually, how we all got.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: That's actually how we got COVID.
• 24:38
  Speaker 10: I went to the Wuhan Lab in China looking for
• 24:41
  Speaker 10: an experimental procedure to make my tiny weener a little
• 24:45
  Speaker 10: more respectable, you know, like an inch inch and a
• 24:48
  Speaker 10: half total.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 24:50
  Speaker 10: But instead they fucked up and we got an airborne
• 24:53
  Speaker 10: virus that killed like a million people.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: My bad.
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: So really, nothing good comes from your penis, man, I
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: can't even be mad.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: That's a good punchline.
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  Speaker 2: All right, is my bad? Tara just came in and
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  Speaker 2: told me that she was on the phone with one
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  Speaker 2: of her wedding clients during that last bit.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, how does she explain that one?
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  Speaker 2: Well, since we're in Florida, I just assumed she said,
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  Speaker 2: like some weirdo was walking by or connection issues and
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  Speaker 2: Definitely not the guy that I'm going to recommend to
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• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Uh we all, we're all familiar with lais right, the
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: potato chip brand. Oh yes, yeah, Lays is rebranding because
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: customers apparently did not know chips were made with real potatoes.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: I feel like we've failed as a society on so
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: many levels here. The chip company calls this redesign its
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: biggest in nearly a century. A major yeah, a major mark,
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: a major ma over due to a concerningly large swath
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: of clueless customers. On October ninth, Lays announced its rebrand,
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: the largest in its nearly one hundred year history. The
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: company said it's removing artificial flavors and colors in the
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: United States and revealing a refreshed logo, bag design, and
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: advertising really trying to hammer home that its chips are
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: made with real potatoes. They said, the design team made
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: the sun warmer and more distinct with sun rays that
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: beam from the logo, which has nicknamed or Lay's Rays.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Lays also now has a color palette inspired by the
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: ingredients of its recipes, pickle, green, hickory, brown, savory, red,
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: and moored. The red Lay's ribbon will remain on the
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: new bag. So take all your cracker barrel outrage and
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: take comfort knowing that lays is going to keep the
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: red and its iconic logo. According to the senior director
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: of Design, Carl Gerhard's, this redesign, the brand's biggest and
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: earliest century, is a love letter to our origins. With
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: the new Lay's visual identity, our team created a flexible
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: design system that celebrates the band's famous flavors in countries
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: around the world. The phrase made with real potatoes is
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: now printed on every bag, along with enhanced photography that
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: shows vivid, close up visuals of the product. It's pretty
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: pretty scary to think that most people did not know
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: Layze potato chips were made with real potatoes.
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: I think that's bullshit.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: I think they're more responding to the fact that they're
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: taking out, you know, a bunch of the chemicals they've
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: been putting in their potato chips.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, so you think they're gaslighting all of us, saying
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: you people didn't know, because you people didn't know we
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: made stuff with real potatoes. We're going to do this
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: to really hammer it home and trying to gloss over
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: the fact that we've been adding chemicals and things making
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: it less potato like for decades.
• 31:47
  Speaker 9: Yes, did it even mention anywhere what they thought the
• 31:51
  Speaker 9: potato chips were made out.
• 31:52
  Speaker 10: Of papal They were made out of papo.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Soilent? Okay, yeah, soilet.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: Green is laz.
• 32:05
  Speaker 10: Welcome to the Conspiracy Club, Tray, good to have you.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: You want your face on one of my shirts?
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: No shirt?
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: I was wondering why I've seen this commercial now three times. It's,
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: you know, a family like on a porch, like eating,
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: Like the father walks up with the bag of blaze
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: and they all sit down and eat, and one of
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: the like younger kids runs out with a little shovel
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: like I don't know what they'll call the little the
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: small ones that you travel spade, spade, Yeah, and she
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: digs up a potato and runs and puts it in
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: like this big like trailer on a farm. And that's
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: when it's like, real potatoes.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: Is this a white family? Well?
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: Are potatoes involved?
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: And it was definitely a spade.
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: You said it, not me.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, they said it. They said, bring me one, and
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: we're just glad they came back with a garden tool,
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: otherwise it would be a very different commercial.
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you'd see that on in full Wars.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Laze with two a's.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's uh. I was wondering why they were doing that.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Well, like if you ever, just if you have, if
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: you've never looked it up, go look up red forty
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: and then you know, know that any flaming hot thing
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: or anything like that, that's what they were putting on
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: their chips, and it'll uh make you not want to
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: eat those ever again.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it was like things like that. The dust
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: on there is not some sort of spice dust that
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: makes it hotter. That's not the seasoning. That's just the
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: the like you said, that's the added color to make
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: you think that way right now.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: In other countries it is, yeah, but but here that
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: that is not.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: Oh you're right, because yeah, if you were to buy
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: a flaming hot Cheeto in Texas and then go buy
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: flaming hot Cheetos in India, like in India, it may
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: actually be flaming freakin' hot, yeah, because the red on
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: there is not going to be red forty dye. It's
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: going to be some type of pepper you've never heard of.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: But all of a sudden will make you see more
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: than one.
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: God.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: I ordered a spicy chicken sandwich from McDonald's when I
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: was there the last time, and that was I was like,
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: that's too hot for even me and I can eat.
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like my eyes were watered.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: Was that hot?
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: My god? Yeah? And here like it's nothing.
• 35:00
  Speaker 9: Biggest mistake with a pepper ever was in an Indian
• 35:02
  Speaker 9: restaurant and it was a pepper that came from the
• 35:03
  Speaker 9: salad bar.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: Mm hmm yep, that's what we do. We do the
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: hallopenor serranos.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: It was what did you do with it? Jerry? I
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: ate it.
• 35:16
  Speaker 9: And then I had a near mystical experience.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: Uh. It lit me up so bad. There were tears
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: pouring out of my eyes.
• 35:30
  Speaker 9: And the kitchen staff was coming out to like, ate
• 35:32
  Speaker 9: a check on me and beat a laugh at me.
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: You can reverse that, uh, ate.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: A laugh at you and beat a check on you.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: The you know, the owners were like, we got another one.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: You should see that guy out there. It was another
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: white boy down.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: Trey's right, Because anytime you eat something super spicy, it
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: it's gonna come out one way or another. So it's
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: either so spicy that you puke it or your body
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: is tolerated just enough to pass it, in which case
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: you are going to go through a flaming hot slipping
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: slide right out of your ass. Yep.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: I never. I never got into that.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: I never got into the flaming hot Cheetos or anything
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 36:23
  Speaker 12: I never.
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: It wasn't a pleasing to me.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: Well that's because here, I mean, that's because you're Indian
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: and you're used to actual flaming hot spices and flavors,
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: So like flaming hot Cheetos to you is like salt
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: to us.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like like like the one Chip Challenge with the
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Ghost Peppers, the packet Chips whatever, that took down many
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: a white people.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, uh, where's what restaurant is it that serving pop
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: I think Popeye's is doing the like the Hot Ones
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: and they have the Final Din't if you've ever watched
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: the podcast the whatever, it does the Hot Ones and
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: they have the final Dab, which is like I've tried
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: both of those and fine, nothing. I mean it was
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: uh yeah, I mean there was a it's kind of
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: a rolling spice. Yeah, so it just kind of every
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: five seconds it gets a little hotter, but it was nice,
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: Like I really enjoyed it.
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: I put it on nuggets.
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: To me, you get to certain points. I had one
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: of them.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: It's just it's hot for the sake of being hot.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: It's not I don't think that the flavors anything special.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, Yeah, I've enjoyed it on my nuggets. That
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: sounded terrible. Yeah, not guys saying that.
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: That's sounds like you and Jerry have a double date coming.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to go get some nuggets for all
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