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The Rizzler _ This Past Weekend w_ Theo Von _600(M4A_128K) · Drawn of History

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Speaker 1: at theovon.com slash T-O-U-R. It's for The Return of the Rat.
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Speaker 1: And thank you guys so much for your support. Today's
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Speaker 1: guest is a young king. Young king. He's a creator.
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Speaker 1: He's an actor. He's a renaissance man. He can kind
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Speaker 1: of dance a little bit. You've seen him pretty much everywhere.
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Speaker 1: He's been on a legendary run. Some people say he's
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Speaker 1: only six years old. Some people say he's seven million
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Speaker 1: years old. We'll see what we can find out. This
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Speaker 1: kid's got it all. Today's guest out of the Northeast
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Speaker 1: is the Rizzler. And I will find a All right, fellas.
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Speaker 1: If you need us, don't need us. You feel me? Dude,
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Speaker 1: I freaking hate it. I'll tell you this straight up, dude. Like,
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Speaker 1: what I hate is when, like, if I'm doing something
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Speaker 1: at home and my mom needs me.
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Speaker 2: I was in a match at Fortnite. I was the,
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Speaker 2: there was top three. I was the third person left.
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Speaker 2: And then guess what? My mom calls me down. Right?
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Speaker 2: She'll go clean the dishes, right? And guess what? Out
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Speaker 2: of nowhere, she distracted me. I got a headshot by
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Speaker 2: a sniper.
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Speaker 1: And did she take any responsibility for it?
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Speaker 2: No.
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Speaker 1: What?
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Speaker 2: And then I went downstairs and she was cleaning the
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Speaker 2: dishes already.
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Speaker 1: So she didn't even need your help?
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Speaker 2: No. Ugh.
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Speaker 1: Why do they choose to operate like that?
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Speaker 2: And she was like, oh, I always have to do
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Speaker 2: everything in this house.
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Speaker 1: Ugh. Yeah, I just took a freaking slug to the head.
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Speaker 1: You know? You just got domed out over there. Like, God. Ugh.
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Speaker 1: But that's the worst, dude. My mom will be like,
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Speaker 1: come help me. And you're just, like, so furious. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And you can't pause. You can't just pause your. Can
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Speaker 1: you pause your guy if you're, like. You can't. What
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Speaker 1: do you tell the other guys?
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Speaker 2: Well, actually, if you have a mic, you're, like. Like,
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Speaker 2: you're only allowed to, like, talk to people if you
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Speaker 2: have a mic.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 2: Like, basically like this.
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Speaker 1: Got it.
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Speaker 2: I have, like, the exact same mic in my house. Okay. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: in my room.
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Speaker 1: So when you're playing Fortnite, you can just use your mic,
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Speaker 1: you tell the guys. But what do you tell them
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Speaker 1: if your mom's calling? Like, do you, like?
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Speaker 2: Well, usually in the match, you're not allowed. Only the
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Speaker 2: people that are on your team. Because, like, there's a
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Speaker 2: friends list of people you can invite to your party.
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Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
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Speaker 2: And whoever's on your team to help you kill the
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Speaker 2: other people, like, there's squads, solos, duos, trios.
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Speaker 1: Got it. But what do you, like, if your mom's yelling,
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Speaker 1: I mean, what do you do when you get down there?
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Speaker 1: Do you express frustration? Do you tell her, hey? Or
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Speaker 1: do you just, you got to listen to mom?
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Speaker 2: Like, I listen, but, like, after this match.
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Speaker 1: Right. After this match, after this, after that. It never ends, though,
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Speaker 1: you know?
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Speaker 3: Life, huh?
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Speaker 1: Dude, my freaking mom. One time we had to help
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Speaker 1: her paint her car or whatever because she got, she like,
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Speaker 1: I'm not going to say she did like a crime,
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Speaker 1: not a crime or whatever, but anyway, we had to
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Speaker 1: help her paint her car. And we didn't know how
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Speaker 1: to paint. We didn't know. We were like children, you know? Really? Yeah. So,
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Speaker 1: but she's okay. She's doing fine now. But dude, I
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Speaker 1: saw Superman yesterday.
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Speaker 2: You saw the movie? Yeah. Oh, I want to see
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Speaker 2: it so bad.
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Speaker 1: You do?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: It's 3D. It is?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Have you seen a 3D movie before?
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Speaker 2: I have. I've seen like at least four or five
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Speaker 2: 3D movies.
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Speaker 1: And would you think, when you see them, what do
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Speaker 1: you think? Do you think it's worth it? Do you
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Speaker 1: think it's whatever? What do you think?
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Speaker 2: I think it's worth it.
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Speaker 1: Yeah?
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Speaker 2: I've seen Inside Out 3D. I've seen Avatar. I've seen
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Speaker 2: Lion King. Ooh. That was 3D.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to see Superman, so that's going to
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Speaker 2: be 3D. And then, and then what's the other one?
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Speaker 1: But I don't know. I can't tell if I mind
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Speaker 1: it or, because when it's 3D, really, if you take
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Speaker 1: the glasses off and you look at the screen, it's
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Speaker 1: just like blurry.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but you can like still see the movie. Yeah. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. But yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right. You're right. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: But I don't know. I don't want to tell you
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Speaker 1: what happens, but it was, it was pretty cool, I guess.
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Speaker 1: There's like a, I mean, it was good. I mean,
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Speaker 1: you get all the flying scenes, you know, where he's
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Speaker 1: just like flying.
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Speaker 2: I really want to see Fantastic Four, the new one.
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Speaker 1: I haven't seen a lot of these superhero movies. Really? Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I saw Thunderbolts. That was really good.
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Speaker 1: Bring up a picture of Thunderbolts. Let me get a
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Speaker 1: gander at this. I'm not even familiar with it.
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Speaker 2: It's a new Marvel movie.
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Speaker 1: What do you recommend when it comes down to it? Oh,
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Speaker 1: this is it right here?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 2: It's basically the new Avengers because all the Avengers basically died.
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Speaker 1: Oh, gosh. Yeah, this looks like Avengers, like, Narcan version
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Speaker 1: kind of.
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Speaker 2: And you see that girl in the middle?
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: That is Black Widow. That's her sister.
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Speaker 1: Oh, really? Yeah, this definitely seems like people that have
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Speaker 1: been in treatment or whatever, but now they have more power.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Man, when it comes down to you for DC or Marvel,
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Speaker 1: where do you go, man? Where do your loyalties lie?
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Speaker 1: And it's okay.
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Speaker 2: Marvel. But if I want to see, like, a calm, like,
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Speaker 2: superhero movie, I would go DC. But if I want
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Speaker 2: to see, like, action-packed, like, superhero movie, I'd go Marvel. Yeah. Because, like,
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Speaker 2: Marvel is usually more action.
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Speaker 1: Right. Yeah, I mean, Superman was super... It was, like,
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Speaker 1: just crazy. Almost at some points, there was, like, too
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Speaker 1: much action. Like, hey, can we have a couple minutes
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Speaker 1: without action? I can't even eat my popcorn kind of thing.
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Speaker 1: You know? And also.
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Speaker 2: I heard Lilo and Stitch, there's literally, it's 3D, and you're, like,
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Speaker 2: when you're, when something shakes in the movie, you shake.
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Speaker 1: Oh, I like that.
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Speaker 2: And when you go, when someone goes in the water,
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Speaker 2: you get sprayed by water.
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Speaker 1: I want that. I would love that. Just to have, like, some, like,
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Speaker 1: you know, have something happen in the movie, and then
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Speaker 1: you get to feel it right there. That's pretty cool.
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Speaker 1: It reminds me of, like, whenever I went to Disney World.
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Speaker 1: Have you been there?
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Speaker 2: No.
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Speaker 1: What?
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Speaker 2: What?
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Speaker 1: Sorry. I thought you'd have been.
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Speaker 2: No.
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Speaker 1: It's fine. Not everybody's been. I shouldn't act like everybody's been.
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Speaker 1: Have you discussed it at all with your folks?
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Speaker 2: Well, I mean, when I go to Disney World, like
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Speaker 2: if I go there, I'm probably going to get swarmed
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Speaker 2: by people, but, you know, I'm kind of used to it.
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Speaker 1: Might have to wear a mask, huh?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Or like a beard or something like that. Yeah. You know?
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Speaker 1: What was the picture the other day I saw of
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Speaker 1: you in a, um, there you are right there.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: The frickin', who is that?
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Speaker 2: DJ Khaled.
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Speaker 1: Oh, DJ Khaled. Maybe the Rizzler and the Pala Stizzler
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Speaker 1: right there, dude. Mm-hmm. That's awesome. Now, bro, if you
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Speaker 1: wore that, you think anybody's, nobody's clocking you on that?
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Speaker 2: No.
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Speaker 1: Not a chance. You'd be like, oh, look, that's a
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Speaker 1: 38-year-old guy from outside of Trenton. who's doing his best. Obviously,
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Speaker 1: his wife left him, you know, and he's, yeah, he's
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Speaker 1: got some glandular issues. That's all they would think is
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Speaker 1: that he's just, you know, it's kind of like a, yeah,
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Speaker 1: a guy doing his best.
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Speaker 2: His shoes are actually kind of fire.
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Speaker 1: In that picture. I agree, 100%.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And they match well. Very stylish, too. He almost looks
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Speaker 1: a little bit like Adam Sandler disguised, doesn't he, in
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Speaker 1: this picture? Thank you. He looks like Adam Sandler disguised
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Speaker 1: as DJ Khaled.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Thank you, dude. That's the kind of, I've been saying
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Speaker 1: that kind of stuff. Um, what else? Dude, you know,
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Speaker 1: I saw you at that restaurant one time at Craig's.
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Speaker 1: You remember that?
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Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. That was the first time I met you.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. Right there.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Good memory. Dude, and you were up. I'm not gonna,
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Speaker 1: I'm not trying to rat you out or whatever, but
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Speaker 1: you were up at, I mean, it was like 10 p.m.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, now my bedtime is one o'clock in the morning, so. What?
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Speaker 1: What are you, a union worker? I don't know. What
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Speaker 1: are you talking about? God. And I'll be honest. I mean,
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Speaker 1: I saw you. I didn't, I don't know. I saw
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Speaker 1: you at the restaurant and you were drinking soda past
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Speaker 1: 10 p.m. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: That's why I went to bed at 3 o'clock in
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Speaker 2: the afternoon.
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Speaker 1: Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah. They do have very strong soda
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Speaker 1: over there. I mean, they had strong soda, dude. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: you didn't blink for like 11 minutes I was talking
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Speaker 1: to you. Yeah. But that's what it is, right?
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Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
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Speaker 1: So the bedtime has been fluctuating a little bit, huh?
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And do you choose the bedtime or do your parents
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Speaker 1: choose it? What's it like?
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Speaker 2: Well, really, I choose my bedtime. But, like, really when
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Speaker 2: my parents go to sleep, I go to sleep. Because, like,
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Speaker 2: usually I have to go to bed to watch. I
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Speaker 2: have to watch a movie before I go to bed.
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Speaker 2: I can't, like, not go to bed without watching something
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Speaker 2: at all.
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Speaker 1: For sure.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. But if I'm, like, super tired, I just, like,
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Speaker 2: go in my room. bed and I close my eyes.
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Speaker 1: And then?
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Speaker 2: And then I just fall asleep.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that. Now, if your parents try to
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Speaker 1: say you need to go to bed now, do you
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Speaker 1: stand on resness? What do you do with them?
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Speaker 2: I go to bed, yeah. Yeah, respectfully.
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Speaker 1: Respectfully.
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Speaker 2: But if I wake up in the middle of the
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Speaker 2: night and I can't go back to bed, I go
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Speaker 2: play Fortnite. So, hey.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Tomato, tomato.
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Speaker 2: One time I played Fortnite for until, I forgot when
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Speaker 2: was it, but it was Saturday till 1 o'clock in
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Speaker 2: the morning. So, basically all day.
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Speaker 1: Oh, my God. And did you take any breaks or whatever?
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Speaker 1: Even urinate?
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah, I don't want you sitting there in a
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Speaker 1: diaper or something playing, you know what I'm saying?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Because, you know, you got some of these crazy people.
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Speaker 1: Show me some of those kids in Asia and their play.
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Speaker 1: They won't even, they're wearing diapers so they don't have
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Speaker 1: to get up and leave the console.
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Speaker 2: It's crazy.
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Speaker 1: It's a lot.
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Speaker 2: I can't play a match by myself in the format.
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Speaker 1: You can't?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: It's too hard.
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Speaker 2: It's too hard.
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Speaker 1: But at least you know your limitations, right?
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Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
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Speaker 1: That's very important, dude.
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Speaker 2: Um.
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Speaker 1: Let's get into a little bit of your history and
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Speaker 1: your lore and your origin story, if you don't mind.
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Speaker 1: Where'd the Rizzler begin? How did it start?
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Speaker 2: Well, so I came home one day, right? And I
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Speaker 2: told my dad, Dad, I want to make a video.
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Speaker 2: So then I made a video, and I said, this
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Speaker 2: is how to do the face of a Rizzler, and
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Speaker 2: I did And yeah, and then that's just.
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Speaker 1: And now what did dad do after you said that?
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Speaker 1: Because one thing I do notice that's very, I think
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Speaker 1: is really special about you and your father as a
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Speaker 1: viewer and as a fan is you guys seem to
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Speaker 1: have a really good relationship. You know, you could tell
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Speaker 1: he's very supportive. He loves his son, right? He thinks
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Speaker 1: his son is awesome. And I think that that's really
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Speaker 1: cool to see in the world, you know? But now
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Speaker 1: when you ask him to record that video, is he
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Speaker 1: right there? Is he telling you to do different edits?
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Speaker 1: Or he kind of did you guys, was it one shot,
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Speaker 1: one kill, it was done?
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Speaker 2: Well, yeah.
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Speaker 1: So you guys just got it done?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Wow.
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Speaker 2: But, like, say he wanted to do a video, and
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Speaker 2: I was like, I'm kind of tired right now. I
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Speaker 2: don't really want to do the videos. Like, we don't
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Speaker 2: have to, but, like, sometimes, like, you got to do
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Speaker 2: a video. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Because you just feel it inside of you, you got
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Speaker 1: to do it, or you feel like the... The fans
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Speaker 1: want it or you just think you have a good idea? Like,
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Speaker 1: when are the times you feel like you got to
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Speaker 1: do one?
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Speaker 2: I got to do a video, like, if I'm at
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Speaker 2: a cool event.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Or, like, if I meet, like, someone famous. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Do something cool, memorialize it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that. I've seen some of the great
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Speaker 1: videos you have with your bicycling tricks, you know?
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Speaker 2: Yeah. BMX tricks?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, right there. And this is great right here.
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Speaker 2: That's my beautiful bike right there.
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Speaker 1: Oh, that thing's nice, huh? Who got you that?
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Speaker 2: I got it at Walmart with my grandma and grandpa.
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Speaker 1: Oh, that's nice. Are they good people?
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Nice.
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Speaker 1: What's your grandfather's name? Do you know?
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Speaker 2: Joe.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Grandpa Joe. I love it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. The first trick I'm going to do is the no-hander.
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Speaker 2: That helmet I also got at Walmart.
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Speaker 1: Oh, I can tell that.
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Speaker 2: It's supposed to be a dirt bike helmet, but.
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Speaker 1: Oh, one hand, the ball to it! Oh, yeah, he
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Speaker 1: switched it up, boy! A fully clover! A fully clover? Oh,
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Speaker 1: my God! That's just for St. Paddy's Day, that one, brother.
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Speaker 1: That's only for St. Paddy's. Now, do you have any
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Speaker 1: new bike tricks up your sleeve that you think we'll
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Speaker 1: see anymore?
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Speaker 2: So I've been practicing a new bike move. It's kind
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Speaker 2: of easy now. It's like you ride the bike, you
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Speaker 2: go really fast, and then you slowly let go. You
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Speaker 2: have to keep your balance.
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Speaker 1: Both hands?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, both hands.
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Speaker 1: And what? That's it? Yeah. Boy, that's it.
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Speaker 2: But if I feel like I'm starting to fall, I
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Speaker 2: grab back on it.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, respect.
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Speaker 2: Nice. Nice.
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Speaker 1: So do you think we'll see that maybe this summer,
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Speaker 1: end of the summer sometime?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: You haven't released that one yet?
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Speaker 2: No, I haven't.
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Speaker 1: Okay, got it. Where do you hail from? Where did
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Speaker 1: you actually begin, like in birth and stuff?
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Speaker 2: I don't know.
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Speaker 1: But like are you from a certain town or city?
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Speaker 2: Oh, okay. So actually I'm from Staten Island.
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Speaker 1: Oh, really?
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Speaker 2: And then I moved to New Jersey, right? And then
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Speaker 2: now I go everywhere.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. I like it. Do you feel a responsibility? I
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Speaker 1: think a lot of people saw you in that original
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Speaker 1: Black Panther video, right? And people saw you just kind
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Speaker 1: of take on this responsibility to want to be somebody
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Speaker 1: who fights for the people.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Is that how you feel in your heart, you think?
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Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
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Speaker 1: Like, do you think you could actually battle some of
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Speaker 1: the crime bosses? Yes. That are actually out there, some
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Speaker 1: of the corrupt politicians, that sort of guys?
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Speaker 2: I think so, yeah. Yeah. I'm pretty strong.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, dang, bro. You've been growing, huh?
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Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
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Speaker 1: It's important. And does your mother make you some nice
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Speaker 1: dinner once in a while? What does she like to
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Speaker 1: make for you?
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Speaker 2: Well, usually I eat this, like, it's like TV dinner.
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Speaker 2: It's really good for you. It's called Factor.
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, Factor meals.
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Speaker 2: It's so good. Yeah. And very healthy.
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Speaker 1: They are good. We've done advertisements for them over the years.
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Speaker 1: Some of my friends eat those.
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Speaker 2: Oh, nice.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I like it because it's just like it's the
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Speaker 1: right amount of food, bam. You're done.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I like they have, I think they used to
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Speaker 1: have like a chicken quarter on blue or something that
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Speaker 1: I would have sometimes.
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Speaker 2: They give us like 160 of them, so.
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Speaker 1: Oh, Lord.
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Speaker 2: My whole freezer is full with them. Oh.
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Speaker 1: So, yeah, everybody's getting one. You get a factor. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Do you have chores at home?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Okay. What do some of those consist of?
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Speaker 2: So, like, I clean my room sometimes, and I do
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Speaker 2: the dishes once a week.
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Speaker 1: Okay. So once a week, you got to do the dishes.
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Speaker 2: Well, really, after I eat, I have to do the dishes.
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Speaker 1: Okay. So after you eat, you got to do the dishes?
16:30
Speaker 2: And also, I only do the dishes when my mom cooks. Okay.
16:35
Speaker 2: Or my dad.
16:37
Speaker 1: Or your dad cooks.
16:37
Speaker 2: Yeah. That's the only time when I do the dishes.
16:40
Speaker 1: Why is that?
16:42
Speaker 2: Um, because, uh.
16:45
Speaker 3: I don't know.
16:45
Speaker 2: I like doing the dishes.
16:46
Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to help out?
16:47
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
16:48
Speaker 1: I like that. It makes it a family affair, huh? Mm-hmm.
16:51
Speaker 1: And does your grandmother ever cook anything for you?
16:54
Speaker 2: Yeah.
16:55
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
16:55
Speaker 2: She makes the best chicken cutlets.
16:58
Speaker 1: God. God, I want to meet her. I love, yeah.
17:03
Speaker 1: Why are they so good at that kind of stuff?
17:04
Speaker 1: I don't know.
17:05
Speaker 2: I don't know.
17:06
Speaker 1: What is it?
17:07
Speaker 2: And my other grandma, she makes the best meatloaf.
17:11
Speaker 1: Oh. Oh. God. Put me in it. Sometimes that meatloaf,
17:16
Speaker 1: I just want to put my hands in it. It
17:17
Speaker 1: looks so good. I love it. I love meatloaf. Look
17:21
Speaker 1: at that.
17:22
Speaker 2: Oh.
17:24
Speaker 1: My God.
17:25
Speaker 2: Stop making me drool.
17:26
Speaker 1: I know. Come on. Hey, guys, huh? These guys have
17:29
Speaker 1: no respect, you know?
17:30
Speaker 2: There's a meatloaf that looks like a mouse. Yeah, okay.
17:34
Speaker 1: That's mouse loaf, dude. That's rat loaf. I'd have a little.
17:39
Speaker 1: I probably wouldn't have a lot. I would start at
17:41
Speaker 1: the back, probably.
17:42
Speaker 2: And also, when I went on the plane today to
17:46
Speaker 2: come here, I went on first class, right? Right? And
17:51
Speaker 2: I had the best, like, food on the plane. It
17:55
Speaker 2: was like, I forgot what it's called, but it was
17:58
Speaker 2: like something with chicken.
18:00
Speaker 1: What did it look like?
18:03
Speaker 2: It was like, it was kind of like a, that.
18:08
Speaker 2: That's what I had.
18:09
Speaker 1: I know what that is, dude. It's, um... It's like
18:15
Speaker 1: a little... They're good.
18:18
Speaker 2: They are good.
18:19
Speaker 1: God, they're good.
18:20
Speaker 2: And they have the best Atlanta spice.
18:23
Speaker 1: Yeah. Perfect sauce. And what I love is you usually
18:26
Speaker 1: eat two of them, so you can eat one of them.
18:27
Speaker 2: Yeah.
18:28
Speaker 1: And then... Well, I ate them both at the same time.
18:31
Speaker 2: Oh. That's even better.
18:33
Speaker 1: That's another way to do it, yeah.
18:34
Speaker 2: And it came with a little cheesecake. Oh, yeah.
18:37
Speaker 1: Come on. Come on, it's just like Staten Island in
18:40
Speaker 1: the sky.
18:40
Speaker 2: Remember, this is on the plate.
18:42
Speaker 1: Yeah.
18:43
Speaker 2: That's like the best meal you can get.
18:45
Speaker 1: On the plate. Oh, I can't even believe it. I mean, yeah,
18:49
Speaker 1: some people aren't even getting this on the ground. And
18:52
Speaker 1: the fact that you guys got that up there, that's
18:54
Speaker 1: very nice. God, those things are so good. I hope
18:57
Speaker 1: they give them a name one day because otherwise we
18:59
Speaker 1: just have to keep describing them to each other. Oh, yeah,
19:04
Speaker 1: they're good. You have a brother too, right? Is that right?
19:08
Speaker 2: Yeah, Baby Ruth.
19:09
Speaker 1: How do you keep the fame off of him? How
19:11
Speaker 1: do you keep the haters off of him? You got
19:14
Speaker 1: to protect him, huh?
19:15
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.
19:16
Speaker 1: Oh, there he is. He's so cute. He's a cute guy.
19:19
Speaker 1: How old is he?
19:20
Speaker 2: He's four right now.
19:22
Speaker 1: Okay.
19:22
Speaker 2: And he'll be five in September.
19:25
Speaker 1: So he's still figuring it out, huh? He doesn't have
19:29
Speaker 1: a lot of life experience right now. But he'll get there.
19:34
Speaker 2: And a couple days ago, he just started building Legos.
19:38
Speaker 2: He built a whole Lego set by himself. A Minecraft one. Really?
19:42
Speaker 2: It was like a small one. It was like, it
19:45
Speaker 2: was actually, it was like decent size. It was like
19:48
Speaker 2: this big.
19:49
Speaker 1: And it had.
19:50
Speaker 2: Two cows and like a Minecraft waterfall with like a
19:56
Speaker 2: knight and a zombie.
19:57
Speaker 1: Wow. He must have been pretty proud of himself, huh?
20:01
Speaker 1: And can he eat whole food and everything?
20:03
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Oh, great.
20:05
Speaker 1: But how do you keep like, because I'm sure a
20:07
Speaker 1: lot of people press you sometimes, how do you protect
20:09
Speaker 1: him from the fames?
20:11
Speaker 2: Um, I don't know.
20:13
Speaker 1: You just take care of him, huh? Yeah. I love that, dude.
20:18
Speaker 1: That's awesome. Oh, is that what he made?
20:21
Speaker 2: No. It was like, um... Yeah. I don't know. It
20:25
Speaker 2: wasn't like sheep. It was, um... It was like a...
20:29
Speaker 2: It was kind of like a llama. Mm-hmm. And his
20:33
Speaker 2: back was all grass.
20:35
Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
20:35
Speaker 2: Right? And it was with a guy... With a pickaxe
20:40
Speaker 2: and a zombie, and it was like trees, blossom trees.
20:44
Speaker 2: Blossom trees.
20:46
Speaker 1: It sounds like a new political party, really, to be
20:48
Speaker 1: honest with you. It sounds pretty intense. What kind of
20:53
Speaker 1: animals you got at the house? You guys holding over there?
20:56
Speaker 2: No, but we might get a dog. Yes.
21:00
Speaker 1: Have you guys had the conversation about it? Who brought
21:01
Speaker 1: up the conversation? My mom. She did, so she's interested
21:05
Speaker 1: in one. Mm-hmm. And would you get to pick it
21:08
Speaker 1: out or she gets to pick it out? Have you
21:09
Speaker 1: talked about that?
21:10
Speaker 2: Well, I don't really know what dog to get, so
21:13
Speaker 2: she'll pick it out.
21:15
Speaker 1: You think whatever kind of dog you get, you'll love it?
21:17
Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay.
21:19
Speaker 1: You get to name it?
21:20
Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. But I want it to be a small dog. Why?
21:26
Speaker 2: I don't know. I like small dogs.
21:29
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's nice. They can jump on your bed and stuff.
21:31
Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
21:32
Speaker 1: You know? I like that, too. Big dogs, sometimes they just,
21:36
Speaker 1: they get so, they move around and it gets crazy,
21:39
Speaker 1: knock everything over.
21:41
Speaker 2: Yeah.
21:41
Speaker 1: You know, you're sitting there, you're having a little TV dinner,
21:43
Speaker 1: they nod, you're like, jeez, creepers, you know. I'm trying
21:46
Speaker 1: to freaking finish my programs. It's a lot. You got
21:51
Speaker 1: the fourth grade coming up, huh?
21:53
Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
21:53
Speaker 1: Is that true? Yeah. Okay. How are you feeling about it?
21:57
Speaker 2: Good. I want to blow out that candle so bad.
22:02
Speaker 1: You do? All right, how about this? You answer this
22:06
Speaker 1: next question. I'll let you blow it out.
22:08
Speaker 2: Okay.
22:09
Speaker 1: What's one of your biggest fears about the fourth grade
22:12
Speaker 1: coming up? Something that you might, that's, you know, got
22:14
Speaker 1: you maybe a little bit nervous.
22:16
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not very nervous.
22:19
Speaker 1: Really?
22:20
Speaker 2: Yeah.
22:21
Speaker 1: All right, deal.
22:28
Speaker 2: Yes.
22:28
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to get on top of that bad boy.
22:30
Speaker 1: There we go.
22:34
Speaker 2: Look at that smoke.
22:36
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Tell me about it, brother. Hit some over here.
22:39
Speaker 1: I'm going to call my sponsor, brother. Yeah, that's what
22:42
Speaker 1: I'm talking about, brother. God, I'll freaking light up a
22:47
Speaker 1: whole freaking couple pounds of that.
22:49
Speaker 2: Now it smells even better in here. It does.
22:52
Speaker 1: I love that. It's like when you get a birthday
22:55
Speaker 1: cake and get to blow it out.
22:57
Speaker 2: Yeah.
22:57
Speaker 1: That's the best, man. I'd love for you to check
23:00
Speaker 1: out my interview with Hank Hill.
23:03
Speaker 2: Yep.
23:03
Speaker 1: That's right, in studio. And you can also watch the
23:07
Speaker 1: new season of King of the Hill streaming now on Hulu.
23:12
Speaker 3: And that's the difference between a hex socket and a
23:15
Speaker 3: pass-through socket. Anyway, just let me know when the interview's starting.
23:20
Speaker 1: Oh, we've been rolling.
23:22
Speaker 3: Oh, well, then I should probably clarify that point I
23:25
Speaker 3: made earlier about inconsistent torque ratings.
23:28
Speaker 1: No, I think we're good on that topic, brother. Thanks
23:30
Speaker 1: for sitting down with me, Hank.
23:32
Speaker 3: Oh, thank you too, Theo. This is my first time
23:35
Speaker 3: being on a podcast.
23:36
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah? Do you listen to any podcasts?
23:39
Speaker 3: Just one. The Propane Resource Council podcast hosted by Chet Murray.
23:45
Speaker 1: I'm not familiar with that one.
23:46
Speaker 3: Oh, well, Chet's a real character, I tell you what.
23:51
Speaker 1: Okay. So you used to sell propane.
23:55
Speaker 3: Propane and propane accessories.
23:58
Speaker 1: Is propane considered a upper echelon gas?
24:01
Speaker 2: Yes.
24:02
Speaker 1: Some people say it's just zesty diesel, you know, so
24:06
Speaker 1: how high can it get you?
24:09
Speaker 3: The only recreational use for propane is for family activities
24:14
Speaker 3: such as frying up a turkey on Thanksgiving.
24:17
Speaker 1: You know, I grew up in Louisiana, Hank, so me
24:19
Speaker 1: and my cousin Boogie, we used to ride our bikes
24:21
Speaker 1: behind the city mosquito sprayers and catch a buzz off
24:24
Speaker 1: those fumes, Daddy, you feel me? No.
24:29
Speaker 3: Anyway, you said you're from Louisiana? My neighbor Bill is
24:33
Speaker 3: from Louisiana. Did you ever run across any of the Dautreves?
24:36
Speaker 1: Yes, I did. A guy named Gilbert Dautreve.
24:40
Speaker 3: That's Bill's cousin.
24:41
Speaker 1: Uh-uh. Search up, uh, Gilbert Dautreve. Gilbert.
24:47
Speaker 3: Hey, there's Bill.
24:49
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, we used to give each other haircuts on
24:51
Speaker 1: his front porch.
24:53
Speaker 3: So, uh, my son Bobby gave me this ad for
24:55
Speaker 3: his restaurant. I promised him I'd read it.
24:58
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, uh, Guests don't usually bring their own ad reads.
25:02
Speaker 3: Robota Chain is Dallas' only German-Japanese fusion restaurant, where East
25:08
Speaker 3: meets Worst, as in Bratwurst. I think he wrote this himself.
25:15
Speaker 1: Sounds beautiful.
25:17
Speaker 3: Oh, that's my wife, Peggy. She's reminding me to talk
25:20
Speaker 3: about her.
25:21
Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever, man. We got three hours.
25:24
Speaker 3: Oh, we do? Well, then. You see, the pass-through socket
25:28
Speaker 3: is best used in those type of situations I was
25:31
Speaker 3: talking about earlier, where a hex socket is impractical.
25:44
Speaker 1: But you know, in fourth grade, you know what they
25:46
Speaker 1: do have? They have.
25:47
Speaker 2: Oh, you know what they also have? More drama.
25:51
Speaker 1: Oh, it's true. I mean, yeah, like people were just
25:56
Speaker 1: talking more noise, you think?
25:58
Speaker 2: Yeah.
25:59
Speaker 1: A lot of gossip?
26:00
Speaker 2: Yeah.
26:01
Speaker 1: Rumors?
26:02
Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
26:04
Speaker 1: And they have, you have to add and subtract fractions.
26:09
Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
26:10
Speaker 1: Can you already do it?
26:11
Speaker 2: Yeah.
26:12
Speaker 1: No way. Are they taught you that?
26:15
Speaker 2: Well, add and subtract fractions? I don't know how to
26:19
Speaker 2: do that, but I know how to do fractions. Oh, yeah.
26:22
Speaker 1: All right. You're probably halfway there, then. Yeah, I mean,
26:25
Speaker 1: what's some of the freaking noise that could come in
26:27
Speaker 1: here in the fourth grade? What's some stuff that you know?
26:30
Speaker 1: You think there's gangs or whatever?
26:32
Speaker 2: I don't know. Probably.
26:35
Speaker 1: I know. And are you looking forward to seeing some
26:38
Speaker 1: of your friends again or no?
26:40
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I know everyone in the third grade, so.
26:43
Speaker 2: I don't really care who I get in my class.
26:45
Speaker 1: Were you going to a new school or just the
26:46
Speaker 1: same school?
26:47
Speaker 2: No, same school. Okay.
26:48
Speaker 1: So you'll know everybody in there, huh?
26:50
Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
26:50
Speaker 1: It'll be a little bit different, though. People will be taller, different.
26:56
Speaker 1: is it hard for you to like do they want
26:58
Speaker 1: you to be the Rizzler at school what do they
27:00
Speaker 1: want at school is there a lot of pressure or
27:02
Speaker 1: anything what does that feel like.
27:03
Speaker 2: Well the first year was kind of crazy but now
27:06
Speaker 2: it's not cause like I took pictures with everyone in the.
27:10
Speaker 1: School you know I'm like that you are even the
27:16
Speaker 1: security guards everybody cafeteria people yeah you gotta show them
27:22
Speaker 1: love I respect that man Do y'all have school lunch
27:26
Speaker 1: at school?
27:26
Speaker 2: Yeah.
27:27
Speaker 1: That's nice.
27:28
Speaker 2: But in my other school, guess what? We got to
27:31
Speaker 2: pick what we wanted for lunch. What? You know, on Friday,
27:35
Speaker 2: we had McDonald's.
27:37
Speaker 1: Who even let it happen?
27:39
Speaker 2: I don't know.
27:41
Speaker 1: Oh, that was under Biden, I think. That's crazy.
27:43
Speaker 2: What is in my pocket? There's gloves in my pocket.
27:48
Speaker 1: Are there really? Let me see. Are you a criminal?
27:52
Speaker 1: What is this, for crime or whatever?
27:54
Speaker 2: I guess so.
27:56
Speaker 1: You guess so.
27:57
Speaker 2: I don't know.
28:00
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
28:01
Speaker 2: I guess I'm a detective.
28:04
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I'm a detective now, huh? Let me check
28:07
Speaker 1: this for fingerprints. Yeah, I like that, huh? BLM, homie.
28:15
Speaker 1: This is dope. I like that. Yeah. Dude, what if
28:21
Speaker 1: you do the dark riz?
28:23
Speaker 2: Fingerprint?
28:24
Speaker 1: Nuh-uh. Who's is that?
28:28
Speaker 2: An elf? I don't know.
28:29
Speaker 1: Yeah. Probably an elf. Yeah. Yeah, probably just some local scoundrel. Dude,
28:34
Speaker 1: you ever do this in a glove? What's that like? Ooh.
28:39
Speaker 1: That's really... It's a black tie affair, huh?
28:44
Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
28:45
Speaker 1: They smell pretty good.
28:46
Speaker 2: Yeah.
28:46
Speaker 1: What's one of your favorite smells, you think?
28:48
Speaker 2: Sharpies.
28:50
Speaker 1: Brother. Let's light that candle again, huh?
28:54
Speaker 2: Uh.
28:55
Speaker 1: Yes, dude. Why do they smell so good?
28:58
Speaker 2: I don't know. Are the smelly Sharpies? They just want
29:02
Speaker 2: me to eat them, bro.
29:03
Speaker 1: Are they good?
29:04
Speaker 2: They just want me to eat them.
29:05
Speaker 1: Oh, pull one up. The smelly Sharpies?
29:07
Speaker 2: Yeah, the smellies.
29:08
Speaker 1: Type shit, man. Pull one up right now. God, I
29:12
Speaker 1: haven't even seen those. Oh, those look.
29:15
Speaker 2: Ugh. And then, you won't believe this. There is a
29:20
Speaker 2: hamburger and french fry eraser. That smells like McDonald's. They
29:27
Speaker 2: want me to eat erasers. They want me to eat rubber.
29:30
Speaker 1: Yeah, bro. I'm telling you, man.
29:32
Speaker 2: They want me to eat stuff that says do not consume.
29:35
Speaker 1: Yeah, they do, brother. Dude, that's the system working against us, man.
29:40
Speaker 2: Like on this water, like say it's like oil and
29:43
Speaker 2: it looks like Coca-Cola. It says do not consume in
29:47
Speaker 2: like very big letters. Now I want to consume it.
29:50
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's almost like they're just challenging you.
29:53
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
29:54
Speaker 1: Like, oh, you don't think the Rizla can digest this?
29:56
Speaker 2: Yeah.
29:57
Speaker 1: That dude will freaking refine a barrel of crude in
29:59
Speaker 1: two swallows, brother. He gets it done, man. Do you
30:04
Speaker 1: ever have to have security at school? Do you have
30:05
Speaker 1: any issues there?
30:06
Speaker 3: No.
30:07
Speaker 1: It's all chill?
30:08
Speaker 2: Yeah.
30:08
Speaker 1: Do you have recess?
30:09
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
30:12
Speaker 1: Yeah.
30:15
Speaker 2: Yeah.
30:17
Speaker 1: Wait, you hear.
30:22
Speaker 2: That? Wait, wait. Damn. That was impressive.
30:46
Speaker 1: Thanks, brother.
30:48
Speaker 2: You know what I do with these gloves to make them, like, more, like, cool?
30:51
Speaker 1: What?
30:52
Speaker 2: I bite the tips off to make them, like, oh,
30:54
Speaker 2: my God. That's impressive.
30:57
Speaker 1: That is definitely... That can't even... That's Howie Mandel. He's
31:02
Speaker 1: a famous comedian. He does it. Play it for him
31:05
Speaker 1: if you've never seen Howie Mandel, one of the greats.
31:07
Speaker 1: I used to work with him. Really?
31:09
Speaker 2: Yeah. Listen to this, all right? Before I start, before
31:16
Speaker 2: I start.
31:16
Speaker 1: Shit, I did, I did.
31:17
Speaker 2: No, no. Come on, wait. All right, I'm gonna.
31:18
Speaker 1: Okay, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm... He had a
31:35
Speaker 1: joke where he would do that a lot. He was
31:37
Speaker 1: really dialed in with it. He just blew his head.
31:41
Speaker 1: He blew his whole head and then blowed it up.
31:44
Speaker 1: Let's see if we can find it. We might be
31:46
Speaker 1: able to find it. Do you have like a finishing
31:49
Speaker 1: move or whatever when it comes to defeating enemies?
31:53
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have a finishing move. So it's, I fly up, right? Yeah.
32:01
Speaker 2: I come back down. I spin around. I turn into
32:08
Speaker 2: flames and I hit him. I go right into him.
32:12
Speaker 2: And also, and also, someone's trying to come at me. Boom.
32:19
Speaker 2: Invisible bubble.
32:20
Speaker 1: Nuh-uh. Oh, wow. So you have a defense and you
32:25
Speaker 1: have an offense.
32:26
Speaker 2: Yeah.
32:26
Speaker 1: Gosh.
32:27
Speaker 2: And also, I have guns. Of course.
32:31
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, you're in Jersey.
32:32
Speaker 2: And claws.
32:34
Speaker 1: And claws. Yeah, for sure.
32:35
Speaker 2: Yeah.
32:35
Speaker 1: Oh, definitely. Because your wife wants her back scratched all
32:38
Speaker 1: the time. That's the problem. You know, but that's life.
32:41
Speaker 1: Here we go right here. One more time. Howie Mandel.
32:44
Speaker 1: I got another one. Is it over your nose? Yes,
32:48
Speaker 1: it is. Okay, now hold the rim tight so air
32:51
Speaker 1: doesn't get out. And blow out your nose. Do you
32:54
Speaker 1: have a cold?
32:54
Speaker 2: No.
32:55
Speaker 1: Okay, good. Am I doing it? I can't see you.
33:01
Speaker 3: Howie, thank you.
33:02
Speaker 1: Really? This is great.
33:04
Speaker 2: My daughters thank you, too, man. This is great.
33:06
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's all you had to do to get
33:07
Speaker 1: a nursing degree back in the day.
33:09
Speaker 2: That looks like it hurts.
33:11
Speaker 1: It does, I know. Yeah. That's brave. Some of these
33:13
Speaker 1: guys do brave stuff.
33:15
Speaker 2: I'm going to try it.
33:17
Speaker 1: How did you meet AJ and BJ, man? How did
33:20
Speaker 1: you meet those guys? Did you just meet them at
33:22
Speaker 1: a Costco or something?
33:23
Speaker 2: So I met them at American Dream Mall.
33:27
Speaker 1: At American Dream Mall?
33:28
Speaker 2: Yeah.
33:29
Speaker 1: And what, y'all were just wandering around? They were wandering around?
33:31
Speaker 2: No. They messaged us and they were like, yo, we
33:36
Speaker 2: shouldn't meet at American Dream Mall.
33:38
Speaker 1: And we just met. You guys aren't related, though. There's
33:41
Speaker 1: rumors out there that you guys are related. Is that true?
33:43
Speaker 2: No. We're not related.
33:45
Speaker 1: Nothing.
33:46
Speaker 2: I wish, but we're not.
33:48
Speaker 1: Oh, that's nice of you. But you're still able to
33:50
Speaker 1: spend time together, huh? Yeah. And what is something that
33:54
Speaker 1: AJ likes to do or BJ likes to do that
33:56
Speaker 1: people don't know?
34:00
Speaker 2: Open cards, like Pokemon cards. I like to do that.
34:03
Speaker 1: Oh, really? How much is a pack of Pokemon cards?
34:06
Speaker 2: Well, a pack is $ 5. Oh.
34:10
Speaker 1: And what's the best thing you could pull out of one?
34:14
Speaker 2: A full art.
34:15
Speaker 1: A full art?
34:16
Speaker 2: And the top card, which is the top card is
34:18
Speaker 2: usually $ 300, $ 400. $ 400 worth? Yeah.
34:21
Speaker 1: No way.
34:24
Speaker 2: But there's not just one set. There's like a bunch
34:26
Speaker 2: of sets.
34:26
Speaker 1: Okay.
34:28
Speaker 2: Like that's a top card and that goes, I know
34:31
Speaker 2: how much that goes for. That's like, oh, wait.
34:34
Speaker 1: Might not be a real one.
34:36
Speaker 2: That goes, no, that is, I think. Oh, it goes
34:40
Speaker 2: for like $ 600. Oh, wow. That gold Mewtwo, I have it,
34:47
Speaker 2: I think. No, no, not that Mewtwo.
34:49
Speaker 1: The Mewtwo?
34:51
Speaker 2: Yeah, you see that one? I have that one, but
34:53
Speaker 2: instead of it being, like, pink, I have it being blue,
34:57
Speaker 2: and it's all gold.
34:58
Speaker 1: Ooh, beautiful.
34:59
Speaker 2: So it's basically the better version of this one.
35:01
Speaker 1: And how often are you able to buy packs? Do
35:03
Speaker 1: you have an allowance? What do you have?
35:05
Speaker 2: Well, really, when I go see AJ and Big Justice, like,
35:09
Speaker 2: I usually open cards with them.
35:11
Speaker 1: Okay, so they got cards. They like doing it. Yeah. Oh, nice.
35:14
Speaker 2: And... Later, I'm going to this place. It's five minutes
35:18
Speaker 2: away from my hotel. I forgot what it's called. Oh, L.A.
35:23
Speaker 2: Sports Cards. It's like we've been there before. AJ McJustice
35:30
Speaker 2: and me, we've been there. And it's actually really cool.
35:34
Speaker 2: I pulled a $ 300 card there. This is it. Oh, wow. L.A.
35:39
Speaker 1: Sports Cards.
35:41
Speaker 2: Literally five minutes away from my hotel.
35:43
Speaker 1: Oh, that's great. They have UFC cards, too. They have
35:45
Speaker 1: all kinds.
35:45
Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
35:47
Speaker 1: I like UFC. That's probably my favorite sport. You ever
35:49
Speaker 1: seen any of it? MMA?
35:50
Speaker 2: Yeah.
35:51
Speaker 1: Those guys are warriors, huh?
35:53
Speaker 2: My best friend, his brother, his older brother, he does UFC.
35:59
Speaker 1: Nuh-uh.
36:00
Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
36:02
Speaker 1: What's his name?
36:02
Speaker 2: His name's Riley.
36:04
Speaker 1: Riley. He does it in Jersey?
36:09
Speaker 2: Oh, no. Staten Island.
36:11
Speaker 1: I wonder if I've ever seen him fight before. What's
36:15
Speaker 1: his last name?
36:16
Speaker 2: Well, I think he does UFC. He does fighting, but
36:22
Speaker 2: I'm not sure if it's on TV. He's not famous.
36:27
Speaker 1: But he trains it.
36:29
Speaker 2: He's done it two or three matches before. Oh, wow.
36:32
Speaker 1: That's amazing, though.
36:33
Speaker 2: I think so, yeah.
36:34
Speaker 1: Still to go fight is amazing. Riley Hunt, is that
36:37
Speaker 1: his name?
36:37
Speaker 2: Yes. Yes.
36:38
Speaker 1: Oh, there he is, right there, Riley Hunt. Let's get
36:40
Speaker 1: a gander at him.
36:41
Speaker 2: Wait, is that him? No, it's not him.
36:43
Speaker 1: No, no, that's a different picture.
36:44
Speaker 2: Of someone else. Yeah, Riley Hunt.
36:46
Speaker 1: Riley Hunt. Flyweight, right there. That's nice.
36:53
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's him.
36:53
Speaker 1: That's him?
36:54
Speaker 2: That's him.
36:55
Speaker 1: Oh my freaking God, dude, look how much he can jump.
36:58
Speaker 2: That's him. What? I think, yeah, I think that's him.
37:02
Speaker 1: That's amazing. Dude, you gotta go watch him fight sometimes.
37:06
Speaker 2: I will. For sure.
37:08
Speaker 1: He just won March 29th. Riley Hunt reacts after his
37:10
Speaker 1: kill against Tyler Taub last week at Warriors Cup 68.
37:13
Speaker 1: I saw that.
37:15
Speaker 2: It's really good.
37:16
Speaker 1: Dude, you got to go, bro. Let me know, dude.
37:18
Speaker 1: I'll pull up to a fight. I love going to
37:20
Speaker 1: the fights. It's a lot of fun, man.
37:22
Speaker 2: Well, usually the fights are like two or three minutes.
37:25
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're pretty quick sometimes.
37:27
Speaker 2: This one was like 30 seconds.
37:30
Speaker 1: Not a lot. What's a sport you see yourself evolving
37:33
Speaker 1: into one day? Like if you had to go pro
37:36
Speaker 1: in something? Because you're going to have opportunities.
37:39
Speaker 2: Probably basketball. For sure. Or baseball. Yeah.
37:43
Speaker 1: Who would you play for if you went pro in baseball?
37:47
Speaker 2: The Mets.
37:49
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, brother. First game I ever went and saw
37:52
Speaker 1: was a Mets game.
37:53
Speaker 2: Really?
37:53
Speaker 1: Yeah, Benny Ogbione. You too? You remember it?
37:58
Speaker 2: I think so, yeah.
37:59
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I do too. Man, that's the Knicks
38:03
Speaker 1: right there. Ooh, look at that fade. You just got
38:06
Speaker 1: tightened up, huh? Let's go, boy! Oh, yeah, dude. Heck, yeah,
38:15
Speaker 1: look at you out there, dude. You look like Nate
38:17
Speaker 1: Robinson out there. Oh, hit him with it, brother. That's
38:23
Speaker 1: the four-pointer right there, brother. Anything Riz possible.
38:28
Speaker 2: I almost made that.
38:30
Speaker 1: Yeah, you did.
38:30
Speaker 2: I agree, I agree. I almost made that.
38:33
Speaker 1: Anything Riz possible, dude. When you sell the Pokemon cards,
38:37
Speaker 1: you flipping them or you keeping them? What are you doing?
38:40
Speaker 2: I keep them.
38:41
Speaker 1: Yeah?
38:42
Speaker 2: Big Justice likes to sell them, but.
38:44
Speaker 1: He likes to get in the business, huh?
38:46
Speaker 2: I agree with him when he sells them.
38:48
Speaker 1: You do? So you support his business? Yeah.
38:50
Speaker 2: Yeah.
38:52
Speaker 1: What's another business you think you could see you and
38:54
Speaker 1: your family starting one day? Could it be a restaurant?
38:56
Speaker 1: Could it be a shoe shop? What's something.
38:58
Speaker 2: I don't know. Oh, and speaking of cards, there's a
39:03
Speaker 2: Pokemon pack that goes for $ 800. Uh-uh. Yeah, $ 800.
39:09
Speaker 1: Is it already opened?
39:11
Speaker 2: No, it's sealed.
39:12
Speaker 1: So you don't know what's in it?
39:14
Speaker 2: It's from 1998.
39:15
Speaker 1: You weren't even born then, were you?
39:19
Speaker 2: Wow.
39:20
Speaker 1: That's crazy, man. Long time ago. Long, long time. What
39:26
Speaker 1: did you notice over your life change? What is something
39:28
Speaker 1: you've noticed over your... Some things change over your life?
39:33
Speaker 2: I don't know.
39:36
Speaker 1: But.
39:39
Speaker 1: But it's fine?
39:40
Speaker 2: Yeah.
39:41
Speaker 1: I feel you, dude. That's kind of how I feel
39:44
Speaker 1: about everything. That's my number one answer most of the time.
39:47
Speaker 1: It's like, I don't know, but I guess it's fine.
39:49
Speaker 2: Yeah.
39:50
Speaker 1: You know? I think that's super important. I know that
39:55
Speaker 1: AJ and BJ are known for the booms, right? Yeah.
40:00
Speaker 1: Are you allowed to boom at home? Does your mom
40:02
Speaker 1: say keep the boom in the car? What's the rules
40:04
Speaker 1: over there?
40:07
Speaker 2: Well, like when I'm home, I don't really do like
40:10
Speaker 2: the boom or like the wrist face at home.
40:12
Speaker 1: Right, that's work.
40:13
Speaker 2: Yeah.
40:13
Speaker 1: Right. That's like what Superman puts his cape on.
40:16
Speaker 2: Yeah.
40:16
Speaker 1: But at home, you just Clark Kenton around. Yeah. Yeah,
40:19
Speaker 1: I like that. But does your mom care if you
40:21
Speaker 1: boom at home or if you were or does she like?
40:24
Speaker 2: I mean, like, I don't really, like, do that. I
40:29
Speaker 2: only do it from, like, doing a video or something.
40:32
Speaker 1: Yeah.
40:32
Speaker 2: Like a cameo.
40:33
Speaker 1: Yeah.
40:33
Speaker 2: Really, I do this.
40:35
Speaker 1: That's it.
40:36
Speaker 2: AJ and Big Justice do the boom stuff.
40:37
Speaker 1: They're booming all day. What's the most booms you've ever
40:39
Speaker 1: seen them do in one day probably? What's the most
40:42
Speaker 1: booms you've ever seen?
40:43
Speaker 2: Well, they only do five booms.
40:45
Speaker 1: But have you ever seen them do even in one day?
40:48
Speaker 2: Oh, one day they're probably, if they're doing cameos, 108 booms.
40:53
Speaker 1: Uh-uh. What? Did the police show up?
40:57
Speaker 2: I don't know.
40:59
Speaker 1: God.
40:59
Speaker 2: That's a lot of booms.
41:01
Speaker 1: It just seems like too many for a couple of guys.
41:04
Speaker 1: But if anybody can pull it off, they can.
41:07
Speaker 2: Right there. I did a thing with them where, so
41:14
Speaker 2: we did 100 cameos in one day. No, two days,
41:17
Speaker 2: two days. Wow. We ended at, like, 60, and then
41:21
Speaker 2: the next day we finished.
41:23
Speaker 1: Did it feel like a lot? Were you burnt out?
41:25
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
41:27
Speaker 1: How are you doing personally, man? I know you got
41:29
Speaker 1: a lot going on in your life, right? Like, your
41:31
Speaker 1: life's kind of different than other young men's lives, you know?
41:34
Speaker 1: You have a responsibility to, you know, the people of
41:37
Speaker 1: Gotham City, the people of the world, you know? They expect,
41:41
Speaker 1: when times are tough, they expect the Rizzo to show
41:43
Speaker 1: up and be there to support them, to show them love,
41:45
Speaker 1: and to be like a.
41:48
Speaker 1: You know, to be a beacon of hope in the world.
41:52
Speaker 1: But what's that pressure like on you? Like, are you
41:54
Speaker 1: handling it okay? Do you have moments where you just
41:56
Speaker 1: have to go sit out on the porch and just like,
41:58
Speaker 1: not smoke or whatever, but, you know, sit there or whatever? Yeah.
42:03
Speaker 1: You ever take some time for yourself? How do you
42:04
Speaker 1: handle that pressure?
42:05
Speaker 2: I don't know.
42:08
Speaker 1: Get a massage or something?
42:09
Speaker 2: Yeah.
42:10
Speaker 1: Can you get a massage? Can people even legally massage
42:12
Speaker 1: a kid?
42:13
Speaker 2: Actually, when I went to the Justice House, He had
42:17
Speaker 2: a massage chair in his room.
42:19
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I don't know what age he is, but
42:22
Speaker 1: that starts to happen.
42:24
Speaker 2: I think he's 12.
42:25
Speaker 1: Oh, he's, yeah.
42:27
Speaker 2: 12 or 13.
42:28
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, dang. So what, people were just, and he
42:32
Speaker 1: gets massages to come?
42:34
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then his friend, like his friend's dad. Wait,
42:41
Speaker 2: I forgot what his friend's dad was. No, I forgot, but.
42:44
Speaker 1: Yeah. Are you allowed to stay over at your friend's
42:46
Speaker 1: houses or not?
42:46
Speaker 2: Yeah.
42:47
Speaker 1: Heck yeah, dude.
42:48
Speaker 2: The whole weekend, I stayed at the Justice's house.
42:52
Speaker 1: Oh, you did? What's the latest y'all are allowed to
42:54
Speaker 1: stay up?
42:56
Speaker 2: Well, really, we stay up until 1 o'clock in the morning.
43:00
Speaker 1: 1 o'clock.
43:01
Speaker 2: And guess what? One time, we were, like, because, like,
43:07
Speaker 2: we sleep in one bed because it's, like, a big bed. And, like,
43:10
Speaker 2: he sleeps, like, like this. And then I sleep on
43:14
Speaker 2: the other side of the bed. It's like a big bed. Oh, wow.
43:18
Speaker 1: That's nice, dude. If somebody has a big old bed.
43:21
Speaker 2: Yeah. God.
43:22
Speaker 1: Does he have any pets or not?
43:24
Speaker 2: Oh, no. I used to have a fish, but....
43:30
Speaker 1: We won't say nothing, huh? Things happen, eh?
43:34
Speaker 2: Yeah. His name is Bluey. He was a blue... You
43:36
Speaker 2: know the flying fishes?
43:38
Speaker 1: I haven't seen him. Bring it up. Flying fish. New
43:41
Speaker 1: Jersey flying fish.
43:43
Speaker 2: Yeah.
43:44
Speaker 1: This could just be some young guinea escaping prison, too.
43:49
Speaker 1: Who knows what we're going to see here. That's what
43:52
Speaker 1: you had?
43:53
Speaker 2: I think so. No, it was a smaller one.
44:02
Speaker 1: Where'd you get it?
44:04
Speaker 2: Petco.
44:06
Speaker 1: You ever been to the fair before? Yeah. I love
44:09
Speaker 1: the fair. Do you?
44:10
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love the fair.
44:11
Speaker 1: What are some of your favorite rides at the fair?
44:14
Speaker 2: Um, my favorite rides are like, um, my favorite rides,
44:22
Speaker 2: the Ferris wheel. Good. I like, oh, I've been on
44:25
Speaker 2: a ride before. My soul almost left my body. It
44:28
Speaker 2: was a ride that goes like this. It goes up.
44:31
Speaker 2: This is the sky. It goes right here.
44:33
Speaker 1: No.
44:34
Speaker 2: It goes right here. And then guess what? It spins
44:38
Speaker 2: around like that. Oh. Like your chair springs around like that.
44:42
Speaker 1: Who let you on it?
44:44
Speaker 2: Big Justice. Oh. And the guy even said, just like
44:50
Speaker 2: you know, your soul is going to leave your body.
44:53
Speaker 2: I thought I was going to sign a waiver for
44:55
Speaker 2: a second. I was like.
44:57
Speaker 1: And Big Justice is just getting you into that kind
44:58
Speaker 1: of stuff, huh? God, they really do bring the boom, huh? Yeah.
45:02
Speaker 1: They're not lying.
45:03
Speaker 2: Yeah.
45:04
Speaker 1: Like if I ask you this, be honest with me.
45:06
Speaker 1: When AJ and Big Justice say they're bringing the boom,
45:10
Speaker 1: are they really or is it a cap?
45:12
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. They're bringing the boom.
45:15
Speaker 1: Respect. Respect, man. There's a couple rumors that I've heard
45:20
Speaker 1: about you. I'm going to rattle them off. You tell
45:22
Speaker 1: me true or false, okay? I heard that you have
45:27
Speaker 1: two cell phones.
45:30
Speaker 2: I actually have three. Well, my brother has two iPads,
45:35
Speaker 2: and I have a phone. And I have two Nintendo Switches.
45:40
Speaker 1: You have a scale?
45:42
Speaker 2: What?
45:43
Speaker 1: Good answer.
45:45
Speaker 2: Good answer.
45:49
Speaker 1: I have a Nintendo Switch. You have it?
45:50
Speaker 2: I do.
45:51
Speaker 1: What? You can just switch from one to the other.
45:53
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got the Switch. It's like an all-white one,
45:57
Speaker 2: and then I have the Switch 2. It's the new one.
46:03
Speaker 1: It's actually pretty cool. Another rumor that I've heard, I
46:07
Speaker 1: read somewhere online, and haters will say stuff, you know,
46:12
Speaker 1: but somebody said that you can't run that fast. Is
46:14
Speaker 1: that true, or is that?
46:15
Speaker 2: I can run fast, yeah.
46:17
Speaker 1: I think that's what we saw. What did you see?
46:20
Speaker 1: Right here. Somebody said, I heard you can't even run
46:24
Speaker 1: that fast.
46:25
Speaker 2: I can run. I can run fast.
46:27
Speaker 1: So that's Captain.
46:28
Speaker 2: Yeah.
46:29
Speaker 1: Gosh, man. I'm sorry people say that kind of stuff, too.
46:31
Speaker 2: Yeah.
46:32
Speaker 1: You can run from the law in this picture right here,
46:33
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that. You can run through prohibition right
46:36
Speaker 1: here with your father. That's an awesome picture. And where
46:41
Speaker 1: were you guys going?
46:42
Speaker 2: Um....
46:45
Speaker 1: God, look at you. You look like Rosie O'Donnell in
46:49
Speaker 1: that picture.
46:50
Speaker 2: I'm literally sitting on books.
46:52
Speaker 1: Oh, you are? Look how many books they got you on. Bro,
46:56
Speaker 1: those Feastables, the peanut butter ones?
46:58
Speaker 2: No, there's peanut butter ones and chocolate ones.
47:01
Speaker 1: But the peanut butter chocolate ones, how good are they?
47:04
Speaker 2: I hate peanut butter, but peanut butter and chocolate just.
47:07
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like they knew each other.
47:09
Speaker 2: Yeah. It's like they were meant to be.
47:12
Speaker 1: It really is. They're the Romeo and Juliet of our
47:15
Speaker 1: taste buds. You know? Another rumor. I heard that you
47:23
Speaker 1: get unlimited screen time on the weekends.
47:25
Speaker 2: Yes.
47:27
Speaker 1: Weekdays too?
47:28
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, my God.
47:32
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49:13
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49:15
Speaker 2: No.
49:16
Speaker 1: Bring them up. Rumor is that they tried to invite
49:18
Speaker 1: you into their. dining club. These guys right here.
49:24
Speaker 2: I think so, actually.
49:28
Speaker 1: Rumor is that, yeah, because one of the kids was
49:30
Speaker 1: allergic to caramel or whatever, and that's how they blew up.
49:34
Speaker 1: Or had never seen nougat or whatever or whatever.
49:37
Speaker 2: And....
49:40
Speaker 1: Or he'd never eaten, like, a pork rib or something.
49:42
Speaker 1: And he just, I remember he turned all red when
49:44
Speaker 1: they even told him about it. But, yeah, somebody said
49:46
Speaker 1: they invited you to be in their gang.
49:49
Speaker 2: I think so, actually. Okay.
49:51
Speaker 1: And is that something you think you would do? You're
49:53
Speaker 1: kind of, you like your turf, you're on. But you'd
49:55
Speaker 1: consider it. Respect. I like that. Yeah, people love these guys, man.
49:59
Speaker 1: They're out of Baltimore. Some survivors up there is what they,
50:05
Speaker 1: and they're doing their best. Oh, have you been to
50:08
Speaker 1: any concerts or?
50:10
Speaker 2: Um, well, the last, like, concert thing I've been to
50:15
Speaker 2: is when I went to your comedy show. That was
50:19
Speaker 2: the last concert I went to.
50:21
Speaker 1: Was it really?
50:22
Speaker 2: Yeah.
50:22
Speaker 1: Thanks, dude. That was nice of you to come to. Mm-hmm.
50:26
Speaker 1: Remember we brought you up on stage, too. Mm-hmm. Got
50:28
Speaker 1: you a little practice in front of the crowd. Um, well,
50:33
Speaker 1: thanks for coming, man. I got to come to one
50:34
Speaker 1: of your events.
50:35
Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
50:35
Speaker 1: It's only fair, huh? Mm-hmm. What's something you're doing? Is
50:39
Speaker 1: there something you're throwing every year you're going to start throwing?
50:41
Speaker 1: Maybe like a certain event? I want to do my
50:45
Speaker 1: own podcast. Oh, you do? Rizmas in July or something?
50:49
Speaker 1: Stand on Rizness? It's you going and helping out like
50:54
Speaker 1: lemonade stands that are failing or different neighborhood businesses? Because
51:01
Speaker 1: it seems like you really like to be helpful to people.
51:03
Speaker 1: Is that true?
51:04
Speaker 2: Yeah.
51:05
Speaker 1: I think I can see that in your heart, and
51:06
Speaker 1: so I think that would be neat. If there's like
51:08
Speaker 1: a young person starting a business and you roll up
51:11
Speaker 1: and you add some riz to it.
51:12
Speaker 2: You know I have a hidden talent? I can crack
51:17
Speaker 2: my jaw.
51:18
Speaker 1: You can?
51:22
Speaker 2: I can crack it.
51:24
Speaker 1: Try one more time.
51:27
Speaker 2: I'm not sure if you can hear it. I can
51:28
Speaker 2: hear it.
51:29
Speaker 1: I can almost hear it.
51:30
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Earlier, I cracked my neck and it was like.
51:40
Speaker 1: Yeah. It feels good, huh?
51:43
Speaker 2: My soul almost left my body.
51:44
Speaker 1: Dude, come on.
51:45
Speaker 3: You're out.
51:47
Speaker 1: But dude, I don't like when people crack their fingers.
51:49
Speaker 1: It creeps me out. When people crack their fingers, I'm like,
51:52
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Get some vitamins or whatever. You're
51:56
Speaker 1: falling apart out here and I got to listen to it.
51:58
Speaker 1: When you look back on your life, what's maybe a
52:01
Speaker 1: choice you wish you'd have made differently when you look
52:03
Speaker 1: back on your life? But is there like something you're like, ah,
52:13
Speaker 1: maybe I could have done that a little different or
52:14
Speaker 1: maybe I wish I hadn't done that?
52:17
Speaker 2: When I lost the Fortnite match.
52:20
Speaker 1: Yeah. Burned you, huh?
52:22
Speaker 2: And like I tried to do a strategy and then
52:25
Speaker 2: I tried to do that strategy and it didn't work.
52:29
Speaker 1: That happens a lot in life. I think if you
52:31
Speaker 1: have a strategy for something, it doesn't pan out.
52:33
Speaker 2: Yeah.
52:33
Speaker 1: You know? One day you got to get your mother
52:38
Speaker 1: probably a nice gift. Once guys kind of make it
52:40
Speaker 1: in the industry, they got to get their mother something.
52:43
Speaker 1: What's something you think your mother would really like from you?
52:46
Speaker 2: A necklace.
52:50
Speaker 1: I like that. What would it have on it or
52:53
Speaker 1: say on it or would it be maybe have something
52:56
Speaker 1: written on it or something?
52:59
Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe it would be like a diamond
53:01
Speaker 2: inside of a ring. But like the ring is like
53:06
Speaker 2: around the diamond. You know how it's not like there's
53:09
Speaker 2: a ring and the diamond is outside of it. It's
53:12
Speaker 2: a diamond and then the ring is like Saturn. The
53:16
Speaker 2: ring is around the diamond.
53:18
Speaker 1: Pretty cool. It's a good idea. I could see you
53:20
Speaker 1: doing jewelry. You know? Doing a jewelry shop maybe? I
53:28
Speaker 1: like that. If you had to sell one dessert for
53:31
Speaker 1: the rest of your life to people, what would it
53:33
Speaker 1: be you think?
53:37
Speaker 2: I'm trying.
53:40
Speaker 1: To think what mine would be. Brownies. God, come on.
53:45
Speaker 2: My Meemaw makes the best brownies.
53:47
Speaker 1: God. What does she put in them?
53:51
Speaker 2: I don't know.
53:53
Speaker 1: And what does she like to do? Does she play
53:54
Speaker 1: cards or what does she do? Come on. What are
54:00
Speaker 1: we doing right now, huh? I'm going to let you
54:03
Speaker 1: crack my neck in a second. Those things look good.
54:08
Speaker 1: What are some things you think, like, you're an older brother.
54:10
Speaker 1: I want to know a little bit before the fame,
54:13
Speaker 1: a couple questions. Were you a Miss Rachel fan before
54:16
Speaker 1: the fame? Do you remember her? Oh, my God.
54:18
Speaker 2: I hate Miss Rachel. You know why?
54:22
Speaker 1: Why?
54:22
Speaker 2: Because, right, I was, like, watching Netflix with Big Justice. Yeah.
54:27
Speaker 2: And then I sat on the remote by accident, and
54:30
Speaker 2: Miss Rachel turned on. And I was just, like, staring
54:33
Speaker 2: at her, like. And then Cousin Angel came up behind
54:36
Speaker 2: me and was like, you have a crush on Rachel.
54:39
Speaker 2: I'm like, no I don't. And then like.
54:43
Speaker 1: So they were pressing you about her.
54:44
Speaker 2: Yeah.
54:44
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that made you feel uncomfortable then a little bit. Yeah,
54:47
Speaker 1: she seemed like a sweet lady.
54:49
Speaker 2: Yeah.
54:50
Speaker 1: But you weren't tapped in. You weren't watching Miss Rachel
54:52
Speaker 1: videos and stuff before you blew up. True, you were not, right?
54:57
Speaker 2: My baby cousin, he's like one years old. He watches Mr. Rachel.
55:03
Speaker 1: Okay, so some people are watching it in the neighborhood. Okay, fair, fair.
55:07
Speaker 2: You know what I like watching?
55:09
Speaker 1: What? Cocomelon. What is it?
55:11
Speaker 2: Cocomelon. Oh, yeah.
55:13
Speaker 1: It's just kind of passive watching, right? It's easy.
55:17
Speaker 2: Say I watch a scary movie in the middle of
55:20
Speaker 2: the night. I turn off the TV, put on every
55:25
Speaker 2: light in my house, turn back on the TV, watch Cocomelon.
55:29
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, you're definitely... You're definitely a regular
55:34
Speaker 1: American right there. And now a scary movie could just
55:37
Speaker 1: be the news even and people can't even handle it.
55:39
Speaker 2: I heard they made a live action.
55:41
Speaker 1: Nuh-uh. Who played Cocomelon?
55:44
Speaker 2: Oh, I think it's right there. That one. That one? Yes,
55:49
Speaker 2: I think it's... I think so. Well, I heard a
55:53
Speaker 2: rumor that there was a live action one. Huh.
55:57
Speaker 1: That'd be cool to go see.
56:00
Speaker 2: Um.
56:00
Speaker 1: Do you remember what your first word was?
56:05
Speaker 2: Rizzler.
56:06
Speaker 1: Got to be.
56:07
Speaker 2: Yeah, Rizzler. Yeah. That was my first word.
56:09
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, if anything else fell out of your mouth,
56:11
Speaker 1: people would be shocked, you know? I know that you've
56:17
Speaker 1: been doing some acting recently. You have a deal with Hardee's, right?
56:19
Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
56:20
Speaker 1: You were doing a commercial whenever I freaking saw you
56:22
Speaker 1: in Nashville. Let's take a peek at it, can we? Beautiful,
56:26
Speaker 1: sunny day at the pool. There was only one thing
56:30
Speaker 1: that could make the day better. Now look at that there.
56:34
Speaker 1: The Rizzler knew what he had to do.
56:35
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen Sandlot? Yeah. This is like the
56:39
Speaker 2: part with the lifeguard. Instead, I ate the burger.
56:41
Speaker 1: His plan was in motion.
56:48
Speaker 2: Watch this, watch this, watch this. Look at me. I
56:52
Speaker 2: turned upside down.
56:53
Speaker 1: Dang, Riz, that's... Wow. Nice execution, Rizdog. Yeah. Pork Frisco Burger.
57:14
Speaker 2: This message is approved by the Rizzler.
57:17
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude. You did a good job, man. Yeah. Did
57:22
Speaker 1: you feel overwhelmed that day or did you feel like
57:24
Speaker 1: everything was kind of manageable?
57:25
Speaker 2: It was actually pretty nice.
57:27
Speaker 1: Really?
57:28
Speaker 2: And it kind of reminded me of my, what's it called, booking.com commercial.
57:37
Speaker 1: Oh, so it just reminded you of other acting you've done?
57:39
Speaker 2: Yeah.
57:39
Speaker 1: Yeah. Do you feel like acting is something else you
57:41
Speaker 1: want to do in your life? Mm-hmm.
57:43
Speaker 2: Yeah?
57:44
Speaker 1: What makes you feel that? What gives you that calling
57:46
Speaker 1: kind of?
57:48
Speaker 2: I'm just good at it. Yeah. Yeah.
57:51
Speaker 1: If you weren't an actor, what would you be, then,
57:53
Speaker 1: you think?
57:54
Speaker 2: A comedian, because I'm funny.
57:57
Speaker 1: Yeah, right on. Dude, that's cool, bro.
58:01
Speaker 2: I would only do shows once a year.
58:04
Speaker 1: Yeah. Special event.
58:06
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Or once a month or something like that.
58:11
Speaker 2: Once a month is too crazy.
58:15
Speaker 1: Four times a year.
58:16
Speaker 2: Yeah, four times a year. At least. At least. Wait,
58:22
Speaker 2: when you do your comedy shows, when is your favorite
58:26
Speaker 2: time to do comedy shows?
58:29
Speaker 1: Probably in the evening for sure. Yeah. If you do
58:32
Speaker 1: it too early, I think a lot of people, if
58:34
Speaker 1: you want people to come to the show, a lot
58:36
Speaker 1: of them are at work during the day. So you
58:38
Speaker 1: have to wait until they get off work. So usually
58:39
Speaker 1: they can get there by like 7, see a show.
58:43
Speaker 1: So that's pretty fun.
58:45
Speaker 2: Do you do a lot of comedy shows or no?
58:47
Speaker 1: Yeah. I'll probably do maybe a hundred something a year.
58:53
Speaker 1: So I've done a lot.
58:54
Speaker 2: That's good. That's good.
58:55
Speaker 1: Thanks, man. Yeah, it's not, you know, I'm not where
58:58
Speaker 1: I want to be. Yeah. But it's like, you know,
59:02
Speaker 1: everybody is trying to put the pieces together. When you
59:06
Speaker 1: see people that are struggling in comedy or struggling in something,
59:09
Speaker 1: what's some of your suggestions? you give them, some advice
59:11
Speaker 1: you give them?
59:13
Speaker 2: I just say you're Riz-proof.
59:17
Speaker 1: You're Riz-proof.
59:18
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're Riz-approved.
59:20
Speaker 1: Oh, you're Riz-approved.
59:21
Speaker 2: Do you say Riz-proof?
59:23
Speaker 1: Yeah.
59:24
Speaker 2: Then they would have no Riz because they're Riz-proof.
59:28
Speaker 1: I misheard you.
59:30
Speaker 2: That's like having a bulletproof vest.
59:32
Speaker 1: But it stops Riz. Yeah. You don't want that. Riz approved.
59:36
Speaker 2: That's like saying you have a bulletproof vest and then
59:39
Speaker 2: a knife can cut through it. I know.
59:43
Speaker 1: Sorry I even woke up today. You know? But yeah,
59:47
Speaker 1: Riz proof is best. Yeah. All right, man.
59:50
Speaker 2: Riz approved.
59:51
Speaker 1: Sorry.
59:52
Speaker 2: Riz approved.
59:53
Speaker 1: Riz approved.
59:55
Speaker 2: Yes.
59:57
Speaker 1: Is this podcast Riz approved, man?
59:59
Speaker 2: Yes.
59:59
Speaker 1: Respect. 100%. Well, if I can help you on a
1:00:02
Speaker 1: podcast or something sometime, or if I can give you
1:00:04
Speaker 1: any thoughts or ideas or anything like that, happy to
1:00:06
Speaker 1: share them. Who's somebody you would want to interview on
1:00:09
Speaker 1: your podcast, do you think, if you started one?
1:00:12
Speaker 2: This guy, his name is Ben Hazlitt. He's a YouTuber.
1:00:16
Speaker 1: Ben Hazlitt?
1:00:17
Speaker 2: Ben Hazlitt. Ben Hazlart.
1:00:19
Speaker 1: Ben Hazlart?
1:00:21
Speaker 2: Yeah. I call him Ben Hazlart, but.
1:00:24
Speaker 1: Ben Hazlart, there he is.
1:00:25
Speaker 2: It's the same thing.
1:00:26
Speaker 1: Oh, he looks like a fun.
1:00:27
Speaker 2: Guy, huh? Yeah. I love his videos. They're so fun.
1:00:32
Speaker 1: Hey, Nazalard. Thanks for putting me on, bro. That looks good.
1:00:35
Speaker 1: Jeremy Hutchins is another guy, I guess.
1:00:37
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, Jeremy Hutchins.
1:00:40
Speaker 1: So that's one of his.
1:00:41
Speaker 2: That's his... Jeremy Hutchins is... Like, there's this thing, it's
1:00:45
Speaker 2: called the Amp Squad. It's a bunch of... It's like
1:00:48
Speaker 2: all their friends and they all do content.
1:00:51
Speaker 1: Oh, I bet.
1:00:52
Speaker 2: Sometimes together and sometimes not.
1:00:54
Speaker 1: And do they play soccer, too?
1:00:56
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Look, that's the Amp Squad.
1:00:59
Speaker 1: Dang. Rizzer, you need your own freaking Amp Squad, dude. Oh,
1:01:05
Speaker 1: my gosh. You got to get one of those people from.
1:01:07
Speaker 2: I didn't know Brie was in the Amp Squad. That
1:01:11
Speaker 2: means I'm in the Amp Squad because I met Brie.
1:01:14
Speaker 1: Is that how you get in?
1:01:15
Speaker 2: Yeah, the girl in the middle.
1:01:18
Speaker 1: Oh, you're in. Dude, call them. Have them send you
1:01:21
Speaker 1: a check.
1:01:22
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:01:23
Speaker 1: Now, do you keep a piggy bank at home? I
1:01:25
Speaker 1: know you've probably made a little bit of money over
1:01:26
Speaker 1: the years. Would you save it up, or what are
1:01:27
Speaker 1: you doing?
1:01:30
Speaker 2: Well, I used to have this piggy bank. It was Superman.
1:01:35
Speaker 2: And you know where the Superman logo is? Yeah. Every
1:01:38
Speaker 2: time you put a coin in the cape, it would
1:01:42
Speaker 2: play the soundtrack. Nice. And then, you know what my
1:01:47
Speaker 2: cousin would do when he came over? He kept putting
1:01:51
Speaker 2: coins in the thing, and All day. No, all night
1:01:55
Speaker 2: because he slept over and I couldn't go to sleep. Oh,
1:01:58
Speaker 2: just kidding. Because he kept playing the soundtrack.
1:02:00
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:02:01
Speaker 2: And the soundtrack is like two minutes. Oh.
1:02:04
Speaker 1: You're like, dude. Yeah, things are super, but let's get
1:02:07
Speaker 1: a little shot of high. You know? Oh. Dude, sometimes cousins,
1:02:12
Speaker 1: that kind of stuff's just the worst, dude.
1:02:14
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think, yeah, today's my cousin's birthday, actually.
1:02:18
Speaker 1: Well, let's say happy birthday to him. What's his name?
1:02:20
Speaker 2: Julian.
1:02:21
Speaker 1: Julian.
1:02:21
Speaker 2: Julian.
1:02:23
Speaker 1: We want to let you know, man, happy birthday.
1:02:25
Speaker 2: Yeah, happy birthday with the gloves. Now I'm going to
1:02:28
Speaker 2: take them off because my hands are sweaty.
1:02:30
Speaker 1: Yeah, my hands are sweaty too. But we had a
1:02:33
Speaker 1: good time.
1:02:34
Speaker 2: Look at my hand.
1:02:35
Speaker 1: Let me see it.
1:02:36
Speaker 2: It's glossy. Look. Look at the inside of this glove.
1:02:39
Speaker 1: That thing's damp, huh? Oh, Lord.
1:02:43
Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Look at that.
1:02:46
Speaker 1: That thing is damp. We're going to save that. We're
1:02:48
Speaker 1: going to auction that off. Some politician will buy it. Anyway, Rizla,
1:02:57
Speaker 1: great to see you, man.
1:02:58
Speaker 2: Nice to see you.
1:03:00
Speaker 1: And thank you for coming to my comedy show, dude.
1:03:01
Speaker 1: That was really nice of you. I didn't even realize that.
1:03:03
Speaker 2: And also, before I go, I'm not sure if a
1:03:07
Speaker 2: lot of people know this, but I have a birthmark
1:03:08
Speaker 2: on my hand.
1:03:09
Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't know it.
1:03:10
Speaker 2: I just want to get that out there.
1:03:13
Speaker 1: You got it. Let me get a gander at it, huh? Oh, yeah.
1:03:17
Speaker 1: You sure it's a birthmark? That's a birthmark.
1:03:18
Speaker 2: You sure? Fair.
1:03:21
Speaker 1: Yeah, what am I even... What am I asking the
1:03:23
Speaker 1: Rizzler if he's sure about something? He wouldn't open his
1:03:25
Speaker 1: mouth if he didn't know what he was talking about. Well, man,
1:03:28
Speaker 1: cheers to many more bike tricks. Cheers to a lot
1:03:32
Speaker 1: of another year of great energy. The fourth grade you're
1:03:35
Speaker 1: pulling up in, you know, are you scared about? Are
1:03:39
Speaker 1: there like girls in the fourth grade or that's not? Yeah.
1:03:47
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:03:48
Speaker 1: Maybe. Yeah. Good luck out there, brother. That's what we're
1:03:53
Speaker 1: going to say. Stay hydrated. Oh, yeah.
1:03:56
Speaker 2: That's my first sip right there.
1:03:58
Speaker 1: Hey, look. You have as much as you want, you know?
1:04:05
Speaker 1: We got more where that came from. But congratulations on
1:04:10
Speaker 1: all the success. And I hope to see you whenever
1:04:13
Speaker 1: you have a comedy show. You invite me out over there,
1:04:15
Speaker 1: all right?
1:04:15
Speaker 2: Okay.
1:04:16
Speaker 1: All right. And happy birthday, Julian.
1:04:19
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:04:20
Speaker 1: Pay us the money you owe us, huh?
1:04:22
Speaker 2: Yeah. Now you better be nice to me.
1:04:26
Speaker 1: Yeah, you better be nice to him. Thank you, brother.
1:04:28
Speaker 1: Now I'm just floating on the breeze And I feel
1:04:33
Speaker 1: I'm falling like these leaves I must be cornerstone Oh,
1:04:41
Speaker 1: but when I reach that ground I'll share this peace
1:04:45
Speaker 1: of mind I found I can feel it in my
1:04:49
Speaker 1: bones