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Can we (legally) let you tell this joke? · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Sarah. National Tell-A-Joke Day. What you got?
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  Speaker 2: Hi. Hi. Yeah, so I've got two. One of them
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  Speaker 2: is really corny. But first one is, what do you
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  Speaker 2: call the horse that lives next door?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: Your neighbor.
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  Speaker 1: Cute.
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  Speaker 2: You got to deal with the extended neighbor. And then
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  Speaker 2: the other one, what did the blanket say when it
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  Speaker 2: fell off the bed?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, sheets. that's corny i know the one i really
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  Speaker 2: wanted to tell i was told i couldn't so you'll
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  Speaker 2: have to ask uh dylan about that and she'll tell
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  Speaker 2: you that.
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  Speaker 3: Wait wait i got an idea i got an idea
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  Speaker 3: okay the joke that you're not allowed to tell if
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  Speaker 3: can you tell the first part and not the which
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  Speaker 3: part's dirty the first.
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  Speaker 2: Part or the second part the second part.
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  Speaker 1: Okay so what if you do this tell us the
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  Speaker 1: first part OK.
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  Speaker 3: OK.
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  Speaker 1: And then.
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  Speaker 2: And then.
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  Speaker 1: No, no.
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  Speaker 4: Hold on.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Here.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to walk you through it. Tell me what's
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  Speaker 1: the first part. What's the first part?
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  Speaker 2: What do you call a lesbian that doesn't eat meat?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think we know the answer to that one.
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  Speaker 1: You cannot say that.
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  Speaker 4: Hold on.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on.
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  Speaker 4: If you were to ever tell us part two is
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  Speaker 4: part two. Are there dirty words in part two or
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  Speaker 4: can you just say part two?
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  Speaker 2: It's not dirty, but I don't want to get in trouble.
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  Speaker 2: It's literally one word.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, hold on. Hold on. Hear me out here. So
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  Speaker 1: is that one word dirty?
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  Speaker 2: I suppose it's not like a swear word.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, hold on.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, Nick.
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  Speaker 1: So the word by itself would be okay. Okay, that's
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  Speaker 1: what I mean.
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  Speaker 4: Stay right there. Okay, so here's what we're going to do. Sarah,
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to put you on hold. I'm going to
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  Speaker 4: put you on hold. Okay. I'm going to take another joke.
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  Speaker 4: And then I'm going to come back and talk to
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  Speaker 4: you for a second. And then I just want you
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  Speaker 4: to say, when I cue you, just say a word.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: For no reason.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so hold on.
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  Speaker 1: So hold on.
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  Speaker 3: Hold on.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, Nikki. You got a joke?
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  Speaker 3: I do.
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  Speaker 1: What's your joke?
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  Speaker 2: All right. What did the DJ name his son?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 2: Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric. That's funny.
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  Speaker 1: It's an easy one.
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  Speaker 2: It's so dumb, but I love it. All DJs should.
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  Speaker 1: Know that joke.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody should tell that joke.
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  Speaker 1: That's very funny. All right, thanks, Nikki. Hold on. Hey, Sarah,
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  Speaker 1: I think you're calling about Disney tickets. Are you calling
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  Speaker 1: about Disney tickets? Yeah, you are, right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I am.
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  Speaker 1: That's come up a little bit. What else? What do
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  Speaker 1: you want to say?
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: What do you want to say?
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  Speaker 2: You know, I've been thinking about becoming a vegetarian. What
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  Speaker 2: do you guys think about that?
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  Speaker 1: That's all right. Oh, mine was way better. All right. Thanks.
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  Speaker 1: That's not even a real word. I thought it was like,
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  Speaker 1: I thought it'd be like a real word. Anyway, we
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  Speaker 1: got a dizzy tickets. I can't. I mean, that was
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  Speaker 1: a way around it though. Like you can't get in trouble. Yeah.