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- 0:00Speaker 1: Robbie knows everything, Dan knows everyone. Oh everyone Dingo is here,
- 0:07Speaker 1: so they're gonna make blood feel your art. This is
- 0:13Speaker 1: the Dingo Weekly. This is the Dingo Weekly. This is
- 0:19Speaker 1: the Dingo Weekly. This is the Dingo Weekly.
- 0:37Speaker 2: Welcome to the Dingo Weekly Podcast. I'm your co host
- 0:41Speaker 2: Robbie with my best friends in the world, Todd and
- 0:44Speaker 2: Dongo some Doug.
- 0:47Speaker 3: Hey guys, hey guys, you pressed record.
- 0:50Speaker 4: You pressed record to get him beat boxing?
- 0:53Speaker 2: Right, yeah, I you know, he was beatboxing on the countdown.
- 0:57Speaker 4: And then as soon as it stopped, he's just stopped.
- 1:00Speaker 2: Right when it went, he just stopped be boxing, And
- 1:02Speaker 2: I was like, I guess I'll just fucking talk. Then
- 1:05Speaker 2: it was a good beat. We were all like jamming.
- 1:07Speaker 2: Everyone's heads were bopping.
- 1:09Speaker 4: He was like, I thought, I thought he got the
- 1:12Speaker 4: whole deal, Like, oh, he's starting it now because we gotta.
- 1:16Speaker 2: We were all on the same page, we were vibing,
- 1:19Speaker 2: and as soon as it hit one, he was like
- 1:21Speaker 2: and then just nothing. It was just like a silence
- 1:23Speaker 2: there for a second. I was like, oh, okay, never mind,
- 1:26Speaker 2: fuck me.
- 1:27Speaker 4: Then I felt like an idiot and nobody even knows
- 1:29Speaker 4: what was happening. Like we could have just ignored it
- 1:31Speaker 4: and kept going, and.
- 1:33Speaker 2: No, you should bring it up.
- 1:34Speaker 4: I felt like an idiot anyway, So it's like I
- 1:36Speaker 4: want everyone to know I'm an idiot.
- 1:38Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I feel like an idiot. You feel like
- 1:40Speaker 2: an idiot. We're all idiots over here. No one knows
- 1:43Speaker 2: what's going on.
- 1:44Speaker 4: I'm a double idiot. I wanted to do that cool
- 1:46Speaker 4: bean boozled things and Robbie said, no, fuck you, Like I.
- 1:50Speaker 2: Don't have been boozled.
- 1:52Speaker 3: We'll get it, said, we're.
- 1:53Speaker 4: Gonna do bean boozled. I got being boozled. I give you,
- 1:56Speaker 4: guys plenty of minutes of notice.
- 1:59Speaker 2: Yeah, at the store this afternoon and we're like, go
- 2:02Speaker 2: buy this.
- 2:03Speaker 4: Yeah, and you didn't do it.
- 2:06Speaker 2: Raining it was crazy.
- 2:09Speaker 4: It was raining.
- 2:10Speaker 2: Oh no, it was like monsooning. It was. It was
- 2:14Speaker 2: raining in the stores to get to the store. A
- 2:16Speaker 2: little been a thing. But they weren't at the stores.
- 2:18Speaker 2: I looked on the onlines and checked. I checked several stores.
- 2:22Speaker 4: And they weren't at the stores. Because I looked somewhere else, they.
- 2:26Speaker 2: Were at the stores. I went online to see what
- 2:29Speaker 2: was in stock at my local stores, and they weren't there.
- 2:32Speaker 4: I don't even want to hear your bullshit excuse anymore. Whatever.
- 2:36Speaker 2: Whatever you I tried, I actually did you. I was
- 2:40Speaker 2: gonna I looked at Tad's local store, and I was
- 2:42Speaker 2: going to have him buy for me.
- 2:44Speaker 4: I tried. I was going to have someone else do it.
- 2:46Speaker 2: Yeah, I looked into it for Tad to do it.
- 2:50Speaker 2: I would have done it. He would have done it,
- 2:53Speaker 2: but it wasn't in stock non store.
- 2:56Speaker 4: Whatever, Robbie, whatever, Robbie, what's up?
- 3:02Speaker 2: You know not much.
- 3:03Speaker 4: I gave you my idea. I'm not talking anymore.
- 3:06Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up.
- 3:11Speaker 3: Still proud to be safe from the diarrhea virus parasite?
- 3:18Speaker 2: Are you still safe from the diarrhea virus parasite?
- 3:21Speaker 4: As far as I know, I still don't know if
- 3:24Speaker 4: I ever had it.
- 3:25Speaker 2: I'm not sure whether I've had it or whether or
- 3:27Speaker 2: not I currently have it. You never know. It comes
- 3:31Speaker 2: and goes in way.
- 3:32Speaker 4: Do I have regular diarrhea or do I have political diarrhea?
- 3:37Speaker 4: Just what? I don't know.
- 3:38Speaker 2: I'm feeling a partisan diarrhea. Yeah, and I don't. I
- 3:42Speaker 2: don't think I got it.
- 3:44Speaker 4: It was like it blasts out a little more to
- 3:46Speaker 4: the left to do the right.
- 3:47Speaker 2: We've been avoiding. We've been avoiding or lettuce. Most other
- 3:52Speaker 2: things we haven't been avoiding, though, but they've been saying
- 3:55Speaker 2: it's not in stuff like or that it is in
- 3:58Speaker 2: stuff like raspberries are hard to clean, so it could
- 4:02Speaker 2: possibly be in there.
- 4:04Speaker 3: We thought they thought they pinned it to that just
- 4:09Speaker 3: Taylor Farms lettuce was it.
- 4:11Speaker 2: Was it strictly Taylor's Farms lettuce and they think.
- 4:15Speaker 3: I think it was the tailor farms lettuce and the
- 4:18Speaker 3: Cilantro from their Mexico Cilantro to facility, not the k
- 4:25Speaker 3: They have their two major farms that they have. I
- 4:28Speaker 3: think there's one in Mexico one in Canada.
- 4:30Speaker 2: I think.
- 4:32Speaker 4: To get their revenge on the US, their neighbors to
- 4:35Speaker 4: the south.
- 4:36Speaker 2: Mm hmm. But okay, so lettuce and cilantro.
- 4:40Speaker 4: Hey check it out.
- 4:41Speaker 2: I just wiped my ship on their food. Either way,
- 4:43Speaker 2: we've been avoiding it. We just no no lettuce for us,
- 4:48Speaker 2: and we've been very cautious with certain fruits and stuff
- 4:51Speaker 2: they said to be They recommended not to eat certain
- 4:54Speaker 2: fruits and things too.
- 4:55Speaker 3: But I mean, if you're saying any like raspberries, uh,
- 4:59Speaker 3: black stuff like those types of like cluster berries that are.
- 5:03Speaker 2: Yeah, they have like ridges and like crevasses. Wash Japanese wineberries,
- 5:09Speaker 2: the Japanese wineberries, of course obviously. But you know, we
- 5:14Speaker 2: actually had a pretty big article on our news site,
- 5:18Speaker 2: the Dingo Daily dot com Dingo Daily News Network. But no, this,
- 5:23Speaker 2: this news article was really shocking to me. At least
- 5:28Speaker 2: I thought it was a pretty big deal. There. It
- 5:30Speaker 2: is Taylor Farms called the White House to delay a
- 5:34Speaker 2: parasite recall. Uh oh, that's that's not good.
- 5:40Speaker 4: That's a no no.
- 5:41Speaker 2: And the headline doesn't do it justice in my opinion.
- 5:45Speaker 2: It says they called the White House to delay a
- 5:47Speaker 2: parasite recall. But if you read the first little paragraph,
- 5:51Speaker 2: it says the current administration naturally obliged, which is the
- 5:55Speaker 2: even worst part. It's it's one thing to say, hey,
- 5:58Speaker 2: can you guys like not do this? It is going
- 6:00Speaker 2: to fuck up our business. It's another to be like, yeah, sure,
- 6:03Speaker 2: we don't care about the public safety of Americans. Your
- 6:08Speaker 2: business is more important than that.
- 6:09Speaker 4: Like what the fuck naturally is natural word there?
- 6:14Speaker 2: Naturally oblige. Of course they did. Of course, they fuck Americans.
- 6:19Speaker 4: That's what they do.
- 6:20Speaker 2: That's what they do.
- 6:23Speaker 3: What's crazy. Is that pretty much? The like Reddit got
- 6:28Speaker 3: to the bottom of where it was coming from before
- 6:31Speaker 3: anyone else announced it ready to do that. There was
- 6:34Speaker 3: a there was like a Reddit thread and like people
- 6:37Speaker 3: were self reporting like what they ate, and the fucking
- 6:41Speaker 3: Internet sleuths figured out where all these places got their
- 6:46Speaker 3: lettuce and figured out Taylor Farms, and then the news
- 6:51Speaker 3: broke and then.
- 6:52Speaker 2: Well, I mean it should be pretty fucking obvious. If
- 6:55Speaker 2: Reddit can do it, the CDC could easily do it
- 6:58Speaker 2: if they just had the resources. The problem is they
- 7:00Speaker 2: cut all their resources.
- 7:02Speaker 3: Yeah, they they cut the department that was monitoring cyclosporas specifically.
- 7:08Speaker 4: They don't have internet anymore.
- 7:10Speaker 2: They don't know. They don't go on and Reddit. Just
- 7:13Speaker 2: going Reddit read it.
- 7:14Speaker 4: I'll tell you they've got They've got you covered.
- 7:16Speaker 2: Have you checked Reddit. You might have to use your
- 7:19Speaker 2: personal data plan on your cell phone, but just go
- 7:21Speaker 2: on Reddit.
- 7:22Speaker 4: And definitely cut your WiFi.
- 7:24Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not gonna pay for your WiFi. That's crazy.
- 7:28Speaker 4: Just make a user name and join in, like, hey,
- 7:31Speaker 4: I'm from the CDC, maybe I can help, and everyone's like,
- 7:33Speaker 4: shut the fuck up. You don't have any resources.
- 7:35Speaker 2: Fuck up, you know, maybe don't don't say you'res from
- 7:39Speaker 2: the CDC just maybe just lurk or But that's not great.
- 7:43Speaker 4: That's for us to do.
- 7:45Speaker 3: That's not great that a corporation can do that.
- 7:50Speaker 4: And just you know, yeah, dad, not great, it's not great.
- 7:54Speaker 2: Exactly great, But that's one way to put in. It's
- 7:57Speaker 2: not great. It's fucking all. It's horrible. You can just
- 8:03Speaker 2: affect the public health of all Americans negatively with one
- 8:08Speaker 2: phone call as long as it helps your bottom line.
- 8:11Speaker 2: That's crazy. No, yeah, that's not great, dad, it's.
- 8:15Speaker 3: Not And just so you know, Taylor Farms has a
- 8:18Speaker 3: bunch of brands under their umbrella.
- 8:21Speaker 2: What are their brands? I don't remember all of them,
- 8:24Speaker 2: but it's like Taylor Farms.
- 8:26Speaker 4: Pull it up. You can't say that and be like,
- 8:29Speaker 4: I remember.
- 8:30Speaker 3: The market side from Walmart, the Trader Joe's brand bag salad?
- 8:36Speaker 1: Uh?
- 8:37Speaker 3: Earth Bound I think is there the.
- 8:41Speaker 4: Game for Nintendo?
- 8:43Speaker 2: Yeah, the Nintendo game.
- 8:45Speaker 4: Nice.
- 8:46Speaker 2: Taylor Farms owns a subsidiary of Nintendo. Yeah, earth Bound
- 8:50Speaker 2: PK fire.
- 8:53Speaker 3: But it's like, and they supply lettuce to like Taco Bell, McDonald's,
- 9:00Speaker 3: Burger King.
- 9:02Speaker 4: Good thing. I don't E gave vegetables.
- 9:04Speaker 2: A bunch of fast food joints, not Taco Bell Canada.
- 9:08Speaker 2: Tacobo Canada was like, ah, we're not that gross Taco Bell. Yeah,
- 9:13Speaker 2: we have nothing to do with the gross Taco Bell.
- 9:15Speaker 2: Where are the clean Taco Bell?
- 9:17Speaker 4: Does Canadian Taco Bell have on their menu that we
- 9:20Speaker 4: don't have? Because I know they have something, probably poutine.
- 9:24Speaker 2: They probably have poutine and they don't have cyclospora.
- 9:29Speaker 4: Who's looking it up too? In any of the night.
- 9:34Speaker 3: I'm reclining Taco Bell Canada.
- 9:38Speaker 4: If you like, look at websites and stuff. Just ask Ai.
- 9:42Speaker 3: Spoo chicken nuggets. We have chicken nuggets, honey mustard, nacho fries.
- 9:50Speaker 2: Okay, now we're talking.
- 9:51Speaker 4: Yeah, the chicken nuggets are dope.
- 9:55Speaker 3: Their chicken nuggets are really good.
- 9:56Speaker 4: They're so good.
- 9:57Speaker 2: I feel like we're missing the plot here.
- 10:00Speaker 4: High protein.
- 10:00Speaker 2: By the way, there's explosive diarrhea on the rise.
- 10:04Speaker 4: There's no lettuce, not in chicken nuggets. Yeah, don't get
- 10:08Speaker 4: vegetables at Taco Bell. What are you doing with your life?
- 10:11Speaker 2: What are you doing? Well? I mean they put lettuce
- 10:14Speaker 2: and tomatoes on fucking everything.
- 10:16Speaker 4: Hold the lettuce and tomatoes. Please? Look how easy that was?
- 10:19Speaker 2: I guess just meat and cheese, meats and cheese.
- 10:23Speaker 4: Or if you're just drunk driving up, just going no vegetables,
- 10:27Speaker 4: you bitch, you made the meat.
- 10:29Speaker 2: You no vegetables, no diarrhea, extra non diarrhea.
- 10:35Speaker 3: I'm not seeing anything unique, really?
- 10:38Speaker 4: Yeah, what about Taco Bell Mexico?
- 10:41Speaker 3: Do they have Taco Bell in Mexico?
- 10:43Speaker 4: It's so offensive look at this shit putting up a
- 10:50Speaker 4: Taco Bell.
- 10:54Speaker 2: I wonder if the locals would ever eat there.
- 10:56Speaker 4: You know, your culture. Well we did it too, but
- 10:58Speaker 4: really shitty.
- 11:00Speaker 2: They would just consider that American food.
- 11:02Speaker 4: And now it's the only thing you can afford. Just kidding.
- 11:04Speaker 4: Mexico is doing pretty great.
- 11:06Speaker 2: Yeah, they got universal healthcare.
- 11:08Speaker 4: Yeah, they're expanding like every industry too. Maybe we should
- 11:12Speaker 4: move to Mexico, all without taking civil liberties away from
- 11:18Speaker 4: their citizens.
- 11:19Speaker 3: There are no official Taco Bell locations in Mexico.
- 11:23Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes sense.
- 11:25Speaker 3: That should empty to enter the Mexican market twice in
- 11:28Speaker 3: nineteen and again in two thousand and seven, but both
- 11:32Speaker 3: ventures failed. Locals viewed the americanized text mess food as
- 11:37Speaker 3: in authentic, confusing, and overpriced compared to French traditional overpriced.
- 11:45Speaker 2: You can buy the entirety of Taco Bell's menu, one
- 11:48Speaker 2: of everything for like thirty bucks.
- 11:50Speaker 4: Yeah, but they do it for free. They like walking
- 11:53Speaker 4: like pictures anymore.
- 11:54Speaker 2: You can't really, Yeah, it's not used to be.
- 11:58Speaker 3: You should be able to go to Taco Bell and
- 12:00Speaker 3: Bucks and feed like ten people in Mexico.
- 12:03Speaker 4: It's like, well, Je has all the tomato plants, and
- 12:07Speaker 4: Jose has chickens, and then another Mexican name has an
- 12:12Speaker 4: avocado tree. Mexican. They just get together and Jose and
- 12:19Speaker 4: Jose and Jose b that's funny, though, what are we
- 12:27Speaker 4: talking about. That's not the end of the episode.
- 12:30Speaker 3: I just by how there's no Taco Bells in Mexico.
- 12:35Speaker 2: And how there's a diarrhea outbreak all over that way
- 12:39Speaker 2: and they're just killing the White House. Don't tell anyone
- 12:41Speaker 2: it was us, please.
- 12:43Speaker 4: I don't talk about that anymore.
- 12:45Speaker 3: What it's literally all I think it's forty one states now?
- 12:49Speaker 2: Is it forty one states? It wasn't that many yet,
- 12:52Speaker 2: But New York.
- 12:56Speaker 3: Was New York first. I thought Michigan was first.
- 12:58Speaker 4: We were like the first three. I don't know what order.
- 13:01Speaker 2: I thought I was Michigan. Yeah, google that shitoo Jugglow
- 13:08Speaker 2: I hate.
- 13:09Speaker 4: I don't listen ICP. I don't want any I get
- 13:11Speaker 4: the wrong idea about me.
- 13:13Speaker 3: Yeah, forty one states. Forty one states.
- 13:17Speaker 4: I thought you were looking up who had it first?
- 13:19Speaker 2: Uh, well, there's nine states.
- 13:21Speaker 3: That is the main outbreak. Illinois, Indiana, Kansas, Kentucky, Michigan, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania,
- 13:27Speaker 3: West Virginia.
- 13:28Speaker 2: What fuck you, New York. You're not on the list.
- 13:32Speaker 4: We were definitely like in the first three that were severe.
- 13:37Speaker 2: I think that's just New York in your diet.
- 13:40Speaker 4: Yeah, I go to Jose's Avocado.
- 13:42Speaker 2: I'm good, delicious, I.
- 13:45Speaker 4: Better be healthy. I spend all my money a Whole Foods.
- 13:48Speaker 2: Why do you spend all your money in whole foods?
- 13:50Speaker 3: Because that feels overpriced, refuses to.
- 13:53Speaker 4: Do like not fancy food apparently, who my wife organic
- 13:59Speaker 4: free inge.
- 14:01Speaker 2: It sounds like some bullshit, Like you're it's overpriced. You're
- 14:05Speaker 2: spending extra money on bullshit right for what I assume
- 14:10Speaker 2: for expensive bullshit that you don't need. You can buy
- 14:13Speaker 2: way cheaper whole foods.
- 14:16Speaker 3: Oh yeah, whole paycheck.
- 14:17Speaker 2: Whole paycheck.
- 14:19Speaker 4: It's not that bad anymore. I'm not like an Amazon guy,
- 14:22Speaker 4: like fuck them, but like I don't even like.
- 14:25Speaker 2: The whole bezos whatever about it.
- 14:27Speaker 4: The prices are kind of markets now, like they were
- 14:31Speaker 4: always high everywhere else everywhere else got more expensive, but
- 14:34Speaker 4: they kind of just waited for them to catch up.
- 14:37Speaker 4: It isn't a big deal. Now.
- 14:39Speaker 3: Don't get the three sixty five bag salad because those
- 14:43Speaker 3: come from Taylor Farms.
- 14:45Speaker 4: Farms, I don't get salad.
- 14:49Speaker 2: We don't do something.
- 14:49Speaker 3: All I want to eat right now is salad. It's
- 14:51Speaker 3: pissing me off.
- 14:52Speaker 4: I gotcha. I'll get romaine because that's supposedly safe.
- 14:56Speaker 3: Is it just iceberg?
- 14:57Speaker 4: That's py Yeah, it's iceberg.
- 15:00Speaker 2: I'm I might eat any solid. I'm not risking it.
- 15:03Speaker 3: That's all I want to eat in the summertime. It
- 15:05Speaker 3: is fucking salads.
- 15:06Speaker 4: Yeah, get real, man.
- 15:07Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just gonna grow some lettuce and ship on it,
- 15:12Speaker 3: ship on it myself.
- 15:13Speaker 2: I'm just gonna stick to my regular diarrhea routine. I
- 15:17Speaker 2: don't need any new diarrhea.
- 15:19Speaker 4: I don't think it like adds more.
- 15:22Speaker 2: I think if I have diarrhea and I get more diarrhea,
- 15:25Speaker 2: is it just like the same? Is it just is
- 15:28Speaker 2: it double diarrhea?
- 15:30Speaker 3: Like whatever?
- 15:31Speaker 4: It's like that that kind of diarrhea where you get
- 15:34Speaker 4: you finish and then you get up and wipe, and
- 15:36Speaker 4: then it's just like wait, sit back down, and then
- 15:40Speaker 4: you get the same thing. I feel it's gotta be that.
- 15:43Speaker 4: But every single time you're.
- 15:44Speaker 2: Just double just living on the toilet.
- 15:47Speaker 4: Yeah, and it doesn't come until you you have to
- 15:50Speaker 4: finish cleaning yourself up from the first one, and then
- 15:52Speaker 4: it's like now we can start.
- 15:55Speaker 2: Yeah, got it. Okay, so not not so normal? Pretty
- 16:00Speaker 2: normal then, yeah, sounds fine. Uh, I'll just keep living
- 16:05Speaker 2: my life.
- 16:06Speaker 4: To live your life, man, I have a salad.
- 16:09Speaker 2: I don't I don't even want to sell it. I'll
- 16:10Speaker 2: just keep eating meats. They're doing me justice.
- 16:14Speaker 3: Meats so expensive, Well, you know, meats pretty expensive.
- 16:20Speaker 2: Everything's pretty expensive.
- 16:21Speaker 3: Hit nine dollars around the ground. Beef, it's crazy for
- 16:26Speaker 3: slapping insane.
- 16:28Speaker 4: That's like not a bad price now.
- 16:30Speaker 2: No, that's insane. It used to be like six.
- 16:32Speaker 3: Bucks used to be less than that. Four yeah, or
- 16:36Speaker 3: I was.
- 16:36Speaker 2: Gonna say four to fifty, But I'm just saying, like
- 16:38Speaker 2: even moderately reasonable, like six dollars was fine, but nine
- 16:43Speaker 2: bucks is like the cheap shit now insane.
- 16:46Speaker 4: No meat, I gotta pay fifteen old foods.
- 16:50Speaker 2: Baby, get that wag you ground.
- 16:55Speaker 4: Yeah, that's all I'll give my dog.
- 17:00Speaker 2: As long as fret your dog.
- 17:03Speaker 4: Live on the coast for nothing.
- 17:06Speaker 2: Coastal Elite.
- 17:08Speaker 4: I've been at the beach two days straight. I'm so wiped.
- 17:11Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, that's nice.
- 17:14Speaker 4: It's been swimming a lot, it's been it's been hot
- 17:17Speaker 4: out so hard being this rich.
- 17:19Speaker 3: Yeah, I get it, I get it must be nice.
- 17:25Speaker 4: Just kidding. It's free to go to the beach. We
- 17:29Speaker 4: just happened to have them nearby.
- 17:31Speaker 3: Oh, to the beach last week, Lake Geneva. It's ten bucks.
- 17:35Speaker 2: Each they charge you to go to the beach.
- 17:38Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, ten bucks.
- 17:40Speaker 2: Person, that's wild.
- 17:42Speaker 4: Beaches pay for parking, park Yeah.
- 17:46Speaker 2: The beaches beaches for everyone right owns the land.
- 17:51Speaker 3: Used to be just like public land.
- 17:54Speaker 4: Yeah, to be just paying to use their easement.
- 17:57Speaker 3: Going to pay ten bucks.
- 17:59Speaker 2: Go sit in the saying who charged you? Was it
- 18:02Speaker 2: a hotel? That?
- 18:03Speaker 4: Like?
- 18:03Speaker 2: No?
- 18:04Speaker 4: This guy was just standing there and he's like get me, Yeah, okay, fine,
- 18:09Speaker 4: the beach.
- 18:10Speaker 2: The beach charged. What do you mean the beach? There's
- 18:13Speaker 2: a beach attendant.
- 18:14Speaker 3: Yeah, there's like an access was it with the city.
- 18:18Speaker 4: They were probably like sixteen years old.
- 18:20Speaker 3: Just push them over and you had to get a wristband.
- 18:24Speaker 2: What I've never heard of this? Where? What?
- 18:28Speaker 4: What was the Geneva Convention for? Then?
- 18:31Speaker 2: Seriously?
- 18:32Speaker 4: Free access to the lake?
- 18:34Speaker 2: I assume Lake Geneva.
- 18:36Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I know the name of it.
- 18:39Speaker 2: Calm me out. If you're going to charge me to
- 18:41Speaker 2: go to a lake beach, not even a freaking beach beach.
- 18:45Speaker 4: You paid by the car with all like nine people
- 18:48Speaker 4: crammed in with the paper and thousand most that's horseshit.
- 18:54Speaker 2: I'm pissed off for you. You don't even see that.
- 18:56Speaker 2: Pissed off, So I'll be pissed off.
- 18:58Speaker 3: Yeah, how I was kind of pissed off.
- 19:01Speaker 2: I don't believe you. Now you're just saying that.
- 19:03Speaker 3: The kids had fun though it's good.
- 19:05Speaker 4: Well, you know none of you get lunch now, right,
- 19:08Speaker 4: it's all.
- 19:08Speaker 2: For the kids.
- 19:09Speaker 4: I had to pay ten bucks.
- 19:10Speaker 2: I had to pay ten bucks, you guys ten bucks ahead.
- 19:12Speaker 4: That was your sandwich.
- 19:14Speaker 2: You want to go to the beach, you want to eat?
- 19:17Speaker 4: They got a snackshack there with the food such.
- 19:19Speaker 3: Like at the beach nothing no right.
- 19:23Speaker 4: The bar if you leave and go to another location.
- 19:27Speaker 2: Would you get okay?
- 19:29Speaker 4: You could have just said.
- 19:29Speaker 2: No, there's a bar across the street.
- 19:31Speaker 4: There's a bar everywhere. If you have to leave and drive.
- 19:33Speaker 3: To it, you literally get to go.
- 19:38Speaker 4: There's a there's a bar at church. You just have
- 19:41Speaker 4: to get in your car and drive a half mile
- 19:43Speaker 4: down the road.
- 19:47Speaker 2: I see, all right, Oh what did I eat for dinner?
- 19:50Speaker 2: It tastes delicious?
- 19:52Speaker 4: No, it's nice. Rarely do you have like that deep
- 19:56Speaker 4: stomach burp and you're like hmm. Usually it's like, oh,
- 20:01Speaker 4: that tasted so much better two hours ago.
- 20:04Speaker 2: Yeah, that wasn't bad at all. Was there some garlic
- 20:06Speaker 2: in there?
- 20:07Speaker 4: What did I Only the only one I'm on the
- 20:08Speaker 4: fences is the hot dog burps, because you're kind of
- 20:12Speaker 4: like hot dog again, but it's like off pudding mm hm,
- 20:16Speaker 4: and everyone can always smell it. I'll be driving in
- 20:20Speaker 4: the car with my wife and I'll burt so quiet
- 20:22Speaker 4: and just be like and then like like ten seconds later,
- 20:26Speaker 4: she's like, did you just burp? And like and she's like,
- 20:29Speaker 4: I smell hot talks.
- 20:31Speaker 2: Smell hot talks. How many hot dogs you eat?
- 20:34Speaker 4: Hey? You know, like seven or eight?
- 20:37Speaker 2: Yeah, smell that?
- 20:39Speaker 4: What was that hot Dog Timmy. Did you ever see
- 20:42Speaker 4: that Timmy The Whitest Kids? You know you ever watched
- 20:45Speaker 4: that show?
- 20:46Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Ripriver, Yeah yeah.
- 20:50Speaker 4: They had to skit a long time ago. Hot Dog Timmy.
- 20:53Speaker 4: It's such a stupid thing, like all of them. But
- 20:55Speaker 4: it was just like he just kept lying about how
- 20:57Speaker 4: many hot dogs he was eating to his doctor. It's
- 21:01Speaker 4: just so stupid. But that made me think of it.
- 21:05Speaker 2: They did that in Detroiters too.
- 21:07Speaker 4: Oh yeah, good shows, good shows, but make sure you lie.
- 21:16Speaker 2: M maybe don't lie. Tell them how many hot dogs
- 21:19Speaker 2: you've been consuming.
- 21:20Speaker 4: I have never been to the doctors where I didn't
- 21:22Speaker 4: lie to them at least once.
- 21:23Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you gotta lie.
- 21:25Speaker 4: You gotta lie on something. How many drinks a week?
- 21:27Speaker 4: Do you usually have? Two? Or three?
- 21:31Speaker 2: I don't know, don't know.
- 21:34Speaker 4: Oh I'm sorry, I thought you said an afternoon.
- 21:38Speaker 2: I don't even drink. I don't even I don't really
- 21:41Speaker 2: get much to lie about. If I'm being honest, I
- 21:44Speaker 2: lie that I even go to the doctor.
- 21:46Speaker 4: Is there any recreational drug use?
- 21:49Speaker 2: What is drugs? What is drugs?
- 21:52Speaker 4: I don't know? Look at my wife? What is did
- 21:55Speaker 4: you know.
- 21:55Speaker 5: What drugs are?
- 21:56Speaker 2: I don't even know what that is.
- 21:58Speaker 4: People do drugs for fun. That doesn't sound like fun,
- 22:01Speaker 4: that sounds illegal.
- 22:03Speaker 2: Yeah, I followed them all. Sir, when's the last time
- 22:06Speaker 2: you guys went to the doctor?
- 22:07Speaker 3: December?
- 22:09Speaker 2: WHOA, that was recent, just.
- 22:15Speaker 4: February of two thousand and eight.
- 22:19Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, there you go.
- 22:21Speaker 4: It was a winter of two thousand and eight. I
- 22:23Speaker 4: don't know what month, but I haven't been in almost
- 22:25Speaker 4: twenty years.
- 22:26Speaker 2: I go from I go for my annual physical I
- 22:29Speaker 2: might have been in like twenty sixteen or something.
- 22:32Speaker 3: Gotta get your levels checked. Man.
- 22:35Speaker 4: I had to wear like a Halter monitor. I had
- 22:38Speaker 4: like a cardiac episode when I was a teenager, and
- 22:40Speaker 4: I wore a Halter monitor, that thing where it stuck
- 22:43Speaker 4: to you and you had to carry it around and
- 22:45Speaker 4: then every night you would have to like hold it
- 22:47Speaker 4: up to the phone. It would like talk robot sex
- 22:49Speaker 4: to it, like, and then the doctor's office would get
- 22:53Speaker 4: the information. And then I was at work the next
- 22:55Speaker 4: day at my like shitty pharmacy job. I was eighteen nineteen,
- 22:59Speaker 4: and doctor's office and she's like, you need to come
- 23:02Speaker 4: in right now. I'm like, what do you mean? And
- 23:04Speaker 4: they were like, when you sleep, your heart stops for
- 23:07Speaker 4: like fifteen seconds at a time.
- 23:09Speaker 2: Oh.
- 23:09Speaker 4: We're like, oh, She'm like shit, okay, it's not good.
- 23:13Speaker 4: Well I'm working, so like, can I come in later?
- 23:16Speaker 4: And they're like right now.
- 23:17Speaker 2: Shit.
- 23:18Speaker 4: I told my boss I gotta go, and he's like,
- 23:22Speaker 4: all right, whatever, you're gonna do shit around here anyway.
- 23:25Speaker 4: And I went and then like I had to go
- 23:27Speaker 4: to the cardialg just like ten times that month. And
- 23:31Speaker 4: then eventually they the doctor was kind of like, all right,
- 23:34Speaker 4: you're good, I think, but you have to come back
- 23:36Speaker 4: every six months and we can monitor it. And I
- 23:38Speaker 4: was like, you got it. And then it's been like
- 23:41Speaker 4: nineteen years, so you we're fine that you I'm alive.
- 23:45Speaker 3: Yeah, it's probably fine.
- 23:47Speaker 4: I don't want to go to a doctor and they're
- 23:49Speaker 4: like you have cancer, because that's when you're like I
- 23:51Speaker 4: have cancer and then it takes over and you die.
- 23:55Speaker 2: Yeah. I haven't coughed the blood recently.
- 23:58Speaker 4: I'm not going to go to the doctor for as
- 24:00Speaker 4: long as I can.
- 24:01Speaker 2: I'll be all right until I'm not all right.
- 24:04Speaker 4: But yeah, and even if I good, you gotta give
- 24:08Speaker 4: it a couple of days to see if it goes away.
- 24:10Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, because most things.
- 24:12Speaker 4: It'll go away.
- 24:13Speaker 2: You ignore it long enough, it'll go away. That most
- 24:16Speaker 2: that applies to most things in life.
- 24:18Speaker 4: Once in your you're in your thirties, and random ship
- 24:20Speaker 4: just starts breaking and hurting, it'll go away. This isn't
- 24:24Speaker 4: the be all end all. Yeah, I think it's like
- 24:27Speaker 4: fifties and sixties. When things don't go away, then I'll
- 24:30Speaker 4: set thinking about it.
- 24:32Speaker 2: My knee just like doesn't doesn't knee right anymore. One
- 24:36Speaker 2: day my knees is gonna go away.
- 24:38Speaker 4: The knees.
- 24:39Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just not gonna have it anymore. Just wake
- 24:44Speaker 2: up and just gonna just gonna go away.
- 24:47Speaker 3: You'll miss that when it's gone.
- 24:49Speaker 4: Yeah, the old hella fellas.
- 24:52Speaker 2: What do I need a knee for? I got another one.
- 24:55Speaker 4: It's right.
- 24:56Speaker 3: I don't kneel to anybody that's surgery on both my knees.
- 25:00Speaker 2: Really, he's a ship. You're just so old dude. You're like,
- 25:04Speaker 2: that's the most geriatric thing you've ever said to me. Yeah,
- 25:08Speaker 2: I lost respect for you right there. You just gave
- 25:11Speaker 2: me the yck a little bit.
- 25:14Speaker 4: Have you got me right now?
- 25:17Speaker 2: Have you gotten the hip surgery?
- 25:19Speaker 4: No?
- 25:19Speaker 2: No hip yet? Yes, old man, river, don't go surgery.
- 25:26Speaker 4: Watch out for bed sores, Grandpa.
- 25:28Speaker 3: Mm hmm, nothing major torn meniscus.
- 25:32Speaker 2: I can just see Tad being in you know, Charlie
- 25:35Speaker 2: and the chocolate factory with Grandpa Joe and then his
- 25:38Speaker 2: other grandparents going feet to feet in the bed. I
- 25:42Speaker 2: can see Tad being one of the grandparents.
- 25:44Speaker 4: He doesn't even share a bed with his wife. He's
- 25:46Speaker 4: not gonna share with another grandparents.
- 25:50Speaker 2: That's a fair point. I can just see it, though.
- 25:54Speaker 2: He just looks like you would fit in into a
- 25:56Speaker 2: bed nice and snug with three other olds.
- 26:00Speaker 4: He would fit in snugly, three other old. Dad's a
- 26:04Speaker 4: cool grandpa though.
- 26:06Speaker 2: Yeah, he's the one that springs out of bed and
- 26:09Speaker 2: goes to the chocolate factory.
- 26:10Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, But he wasn't pretending to be a cripple
- 26:13Speaker 4: for the last seven years before that though, yea, he
- 26:16Speaker 4: was about that just glossed right over that he didn't
- 26:20Speaker 4: get out of bed for years and sudden like there's
- 26:22Speaker 4: a chocolate involved, and he's just like, well, look at it,
- 26:25Speaker 4: like chocolate startsircle.
- 26:29Speaker 2: Did you say there was free ship?
- 26:30Speaker 4: Charlie?
- 26:31Speaker 2: Free ship? All right, let's go, it's you can walk.
- 26:34Speaker 4: I sat your mother that supports all the children and
- 26:38Speaker 4: her parents and in laws for some reason.
- 26:40Speaker 2: Meanwhile, this whole time you could walk, you weren't even
- 26:42Speaker 2: an invalid.
- 26:43Speaker 4: The fun weren't helping out at all. And when he
- 26:45Speaker 4: gets a chance to bring somebody, you're like, Noah, fuck
- 26:47Speaker 4: that pitch, bring me. I deserve this.
- 26:50Speaker 2: I want this ship selfish as hell?
- 26:53Speaker 4: Where your siblings?
- 26:54Speaker 2: Nah?
- 26:54Speaker 4: Fuck damn kids.
- 26:56Speaker 2: Yeah, the movie is fucked up.
- 26:58Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of kids died.
- 27:00Speaker 2: A lot of kids died in that movie. Yeah, and
- 27:03Speaker 2: nobody cared, Like what did they say, like after the tour,
- 27:07Speaker 2: you know, because like they knew all the kids that
- 27:09Speaker 2: went in. You think the news people want to interview
- 27:11Speaker 2: all the kids after the fact, They're like, oh, I
- 27:15Speaker 2: want to interview the.
- 27:16Speaker 4: Charlie and the chocolate factory. But it's like a it's
- 27:19Speaker 4: a murder mystery.
- 27:20Speaker 2: This is like a murder that would be great.
- 27:23Speaker 3: You follow all the kids, You follow Augustus gloop up
- 27:26Speaker 3: the vacuum and watch them get pressed into the hot
- 27:30Speaker 3: cocoa squares.
- 27:31Speaker 4: It starts in the chocolate factory where you think it's
- 27:34Speaker 4: just the regular movie, and the mother's like, what hell,
- 27:38Speaker 4: where'd he go? And he's like you fucking drowned. What
- 27:40Speaker 4: do you mean he fell in the water, he didn't
- 27:42Speaker 4: come back up, and then he thought you follow him
- 27:44Speaker 4: through the tube. And then it departs into this dark,
- 27:48Speaker 4: seedy underbelly of the city, murder mystery going in the sewers,
- 28:02Speaker 4: and then there's the corpses of the children laying in
- 28:04Speaker 4: the sewers, and they're just dragging them away.
- 28:09Speaker 2: Cut two reporters.
- 28:11Speaker 4: Oh my god, if we ever have the money, we're
- 28:14Speaker 4: making this fucking movie. I would love to make a
- 28:17Speaker 4: low budget films the original movie.
- 28:24Speaker 2: Oh my god, amazing.
- 28:26Speaker 4: Tad could be like the head Grandpa, like the Papa
- 28:32Speaker 4: Smurf of And there's like one chick and they all
- 28:39Speaker 4: try and fuck her, just like the Smurfs. Jesus Christ, right,
- 28:44Speaker 4: I mean obviously they were.
- 28:46Speaker 3: Just one chick and a gay one.
- 28:48Speaker 2: That's oh yeah, what was he?
- 28:51Speaker 4: Zesty Smurfer, the one who Holy ship. What's the title
- 29:00Speaker 4: of the movie, though, mm hmm. You need a title,
- 29:03Speaker 4: a working title won dark Chocolate. It's not like an
- 29:08Speaker 4: eighties exploitation.
- 29:12Speaker 2: Dark Chocolate.
- 29:13Speaker 4: All these jive turkeys down here in the sewers.
- 29:18Speaker 3: Oh Jesus, we'll work on it, will brainstorm.
- 29:24Speaker 4: If anyone out there that has like a bunch of
- 29:26Speaker 4: money that they want to invest into the arts, we'll
- 29:29Speaker 4: make this movie.
- 29:30Speaker 2: Yeah, trademark or whatever, we got to say, this is
- 29:33Speaker 2: our original idea here, declare trademark declared it. So that's official.
- 29:39Speaker 2: It's official copyright too. Whatever you need, it's whatever, it's
- 29:44Speaker 2: ours registered all the above.
- 29:50Speaker 3: Speaking of movies, I Got more, I Got more beef.
- 29:54Speaker 3: Back to the Future, it's been decades.
- 29:58Speaker 4: You gotta let it go, man, you gotta let it go.
- 30:00Speaker 2: Dude.
- 30:01Speaker 4: It's not like they were like they're announcing a new one.
- 30:04Speaker 2: Is watching Back to the Future too? Right?
- 30:07Speaker 3: Okay, Old Biff goes back to nineteen fifty five and
- 30:12Speaker 3: gives himself the almanac. Yeah, and then he comes back.
- 30:17Speaker 3: Shouldn't that timeline not exist anymore? He comes back to
- 30:21Speaker 3: the timeline he came from.
- 30:24Speaker 2: No he doesn't.
- 30:25Speaker 3: He goes yeah, he does future. No he doesn't, because
- 30:29Speaker 3: when he comes back, Doc and Marty are still there.
- 30:31Speaker 3: It's a normal future that they were in. And then
- 30:34Speaker 3: when they go back to nineteen eighty five, it's the
- 30:37Speaker 3: fucked up bif tannin dark timeline.
- 30:40Speaker 2: Well, you're just seeing two parallel stories. You're not seeing
- 30:44Speaker 2: it at the same time. You know what I'm saying.
- 30:46Speaker 4: I'm gonna set this one out.
- 30:47Speaker 2: He went back, and he goes back to the fucked
- 30:50Speaker 2: up New fIF ten in timeline.
- 30:52Speaker 4: I'm just don't say they're strange. I can't do this
- 30:55Speaker 4: parallel universe shit. Yeah, like we don't have.
- 30:57Speaker 2: To argue about time travel right now.
- 31:00Speaker 3: When he goes back and gives himself the book, when
- 31:03Speaker 3: he gets back to the future, it should be the
- 31:06Speaker 3: timeline where he's the wealthiest man in the world.
- 31:10Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, I guess you're right. He probably Yeah, he
- 31:12Speaker 2: did go back. Okay, yeah, fair.
- 31:15Speaker 3: Potholes, fucking bullshit, bullshit, great movies. So I'm sorry that
- 31:21Speaker 3: happened is a great movie.
- 31:24Speaker 2: You gotta let it go.
- 31:25Speaker 4: I don't even remember that one. I just remember the
- 31:27Speaker 4: first one and then the third one was Cowboys.
- 31:30Speaker 2: Cowboys. Yeah, So I got a I got another crazy
- 31:34Speaker 2: story on from our our website, the ding Go Daily
- 31:38Speaker 2: News Network. Oh my news, the Dingo Daily dot Com,
- 31:42Speaker 2: Dingo Daily dot Com. No, this is another one. I thought,
- 31:45Speaker 2: this is a crazy story and no one's reporting on this,
- 31:48Speaker 2: or I mean people are reporting, but like, I haven't
- 31:50Speaker 2: really seen this. This feels like a kind of big
- 31:53Speaker 2: one to me. Okay you ready, yeah, visibly you hear me,
- 31:57Speaker 2: hear me? Stick around, yeah, hold on, yeah, okay, go Zelenski,
- 32:04Speaker 2: you know that motherfucker I'm out.
- 32:09Speaker 4: I'm not taking sides. I know you want pro Russian
- 32:12Speaker 4: propaganda for the.
- 32:15Speaker 2: No, this is achech, this is wild. Zelenski says that
- 32:19Speaker 2: Russia is spotting targets for Iran's kills of US troops.
- 32:24Speaker 2: So he's saying that Russia is telling Iran where our
- 32:27Speaker 2: troops are in different countries, and that Iran is targeting
- 32:32Speaker 2: those places that Russia is telling.
- 32:34Speaker 4: That's totally why they only killed like eighteen. Reportedly, Russia's
- 32:38Speaker 4: intel is shit.
- 32:39Speaker 2: Well yeah, I mean there intel might be shit, but
- 32:42Speaker 2: I mean recently they hit two targets, not in Iran.
- 32:46Speaker 2: They had the targets in Jordan and in Iraq had
- 32:50Speaker 2: killed US troops.
- 32:51Speaker 4: Those seemed arbitrary at the time.
- 32:53Speaker 2: And Zelenski is saying that Russia is giving them those targets.
- 32:57Speaker 2: You know who told Zelensky to say that. Who told
- 33:00Speaker 2: Lensi to say that?
- 33:01Speaker 4: Laura Lumer.
- 33:03Speaker 2: Laura Lumer, I fucking knew it. It was all the
- 33:05Speaker 2: way to the top the tip of the peanuts.
- 33:08Speaker 4: She switched sides. BB. She didn't say Russia.
- 33:13Speaker 3: BIB told him to say that.
- 33:14Speaker 4: And it's just seems like it could be a bad
- 33:17Speaker 4: game of telephone. It's going through too many people.
- 33:20Speaker 3: Now, Well, it's pretty much Russia to I mean, uh,
- 33:26Speaker 3: it's pretty much World War.
- 33:27Speaker 4: Israel to Russia to Iran.
- 33:29Speaker 3: Well, Israel and Ukraine are on the same side. Russia
- 33:33Speaker 3: and Iran are on the same side.
- 33:35Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
- 33:36Speaker 4: Okay, so Israel is telling Ukraine that we gotta blame
- 33:40Speaker 4: Russia somehow.
- 33:41Speaker 2: Yeah, got it? Probably maybe? All right, Well, this is
- 33:46Speaker 2: what se Lindsay said. He wrote this, I think on
- 33:50Speaker 2: x Oh. I didn't like that. He wrote this on Twitter.
- 33:53Speaker 4: Yeah, what the fuck?
- 33:54Speaker 2: I don't know, you know. I read it and I
- 33:56Speaker 2: was like, yeah, I'm not calling it that shit. He wrote,
- 34:02Speaker 2: there is a clear correlation between Russia's satellite imagery of
- 34:05Speaker 2: these sites and the Iranian strikes, both before the attacks
- 34:10Speaker 2: in preparation for them, and afterward to assess the damage inflicted.
- 34:14Speaker 2: He named more specific dates. July nineteenth and twentieth alone,
- 34:18Speaker 2: four air bases were swept by Russian satellites, two in Bahrain,
- 34:21Speaker 2: one and Jordan Wan in Kuwait. He said he would
- 34:24Speaker 2: share this evidence directly with the United States, the implication
- 34:27Speaker 2: being that the United States apparently needs someone to tell
- 34:29Speaker 2: it what is happening to its own troops. Yeah, I mean,
- 34:33Speaker 2: I don't think they know what's going on.
- 34:34Speaker 3: Well, Trump said he talked to Putin about it, and
- 34:36Speaker 3: Putin said he wasn't doing that. And Trump said he
- 34:39Speaker 3: doesn't think Putin would lie to him. So, yes, he
- 34:42Speaker 3: did say that.
- 34:44Speaker 4: So why would he lie?
- 34:46Speaker 2: Why would he lie? Why would he lie?
- 34:48Speaker 3: He's my friend?
- 34:49Speaker 2: Why would Putin lie to America?
- 34:52Speaker 4: Why would he he lied to me? I gave him
- 34:54Speaker 4: the old.
- 34:56Speaker 2: Yeah, here it is. Trump went on truth social and
- 34:58Speaker 2: said he didn't believe any of it. He wrote that
- 35:01Speaker 2: both chieging Being and Putin had personally assured him that
- 35:04Speaker 2: they were not involved, and that therefore, in his opinion,
- 35:07Speaker 2: they were not involved.
- 35:08Speaker 3: Quote.
- 35:09Speaker 2: If they did, it would be very bad for them.
- 35:11Speaker 2: Trump wrote, as if a strongly worded personal assurance from
- 35:15Speaker 2: two authoritarian leaders who lie professionally is a reasonable basis
- 35:19Speaker 2: for US intelligence assessments. Yeah, he's a fucking idiot.
- 35:23Speaker 4: It wouldn't be good for them. I mean, we just
- 35:25Speaker 4: ran out of bombs and shit.
- 35:26Speaker 2: But it wouldn't be good for them for them, it
- 35:29Speaker 2: would be very bad for them. Okay, sure they're not
- 35:33Speaker 2: scared of you. They have personally assured him that they
- 35:35Speaker 2: were not involved, and therefore, in his opinion, they were
- 35:38Speaker 2: not involved. Idiot. I wonder what he actually believes. Sometimes
- 35:43Speaker 2: I find this hard to believe that he actually believes
- 35:47Speaker 2: some of the stuff that he says, Like this is
- 35:49Speaker 2: one of those things where he might be.
- 35:50Speaker 3: Projecting, well, think he's that he is, but he's got
- 35:57Speaker 3: good dementia, really thinks he's doing a great job.
- 36:02Speaker 4: He tells himself that he really something one or two
- 36:04Speaker 4: times in his head, and he's just like, well, that's
- 36:06Speaker 4: the truth.
- 36:07Speaker 3: A lot of people keep saying.
- 36:09Speaker 2: People keep in my head. I kept breathing that. Apparently
- 36:13Speaker 2: last night he just went crazy, posting all night, throughout
- 36:17Speaker 2: the entire night, just like a bunch of AI memes
- 36:20Speaker 2: of some weird shit, a bunch of people. I didn't
- 36:23Speaker 2: see any of it.
- 36:23Speaker 3: I saw some of it, some weird shit, like a
- 36:27Speaker 3: picture them standing next to JFK, a picture of him
- 36:33Speaker 3: standing on an oil tanker with like an American flag,
- 36:36Speaker 3: saying like this is my boat.
- 36:38Speaker 2: Now. I saw one of him standing on Mount Rushmore
- 36:42Speaker 2: saving George.
- 36:43Speaker 3: Saving George Washington, with like.
- 36:45Speaker 2: Some TimewARP in the background, and then it was also
- 36:49Speaker 2: a movie poster for some time travel movie of him
- 36:52Speaker 2: saving the past. I don't know. I don't even know.
- 36:56Speaker 4: Don't get ted started on time travel movies right now?
- 36:59Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not. I don't want to talk too much
- 37:01Speaker 2: about it.
- 37:02Speaker 4: Don't ruin the Donald Trump one for him before it
- 37:04Speaker 4: even comes out.
- 37:06Speaker 2: But uh, yeah, dude's not well. I don't think that
- 37:10Speaker 2: anything he's putting out there is like a tactic. I
- 37:13Speaker 2: think he believes everything he's saying.
- 37:15Speaker 4: Wholeheardly, what a weirdo?
- 37:18Speaker 2: What a weirdo?
- 37:20Speaker 3: Fourteen repulsive AI memes targeting political foes and celebrities.
- 37:28Speaker 2: Is that what he did? Yeah? I saw some posts.
- 37:32Speaker 2: It listed like a timeline of the entire evening, and
- 37:35Speaker 2: it was just like, what the hell?
- 37:38Speaker 3: But like, he's not doing that right, he doesn't know
- 37:40Speaker 3: how to use AI.
- 37:42Speaker 2: I mean, he's not making them, he's finding them and
- 37:45Speaker 2: reposting them, right.
- 37:47Speaker 4: I feel like he's the fact that he's posting so
- 37:50Speaker 4: many is because he's finally learning how to make it,
- 37:52Speaker 4: and he's excited. He's like, look at all these I
- 37:55Speaker 4: can make myself, and then boom, here's fourteen of them America.
- 37:59Speaker 4: Maybe yesterday he just really got good at it, and
- 38:04Speaker 4: fourteen was the limit he could make because he couldn't
- 38:06Speaker 4: figure out how to sign up for the pro plan.
- 38:08Speaker 2: There is more than just fourteen. I mean post maybe
- 38:12Speaker 2: there was like okay, fourteen AI memes of political foes,
- 38:16Speaker 2: but they're in certain correct number here.
- 38:18Speaker 3: Yeah, there was other ones. There was like another one
- 38:21Speaker 3: of him as a doctor. There was like another just
- 38:23Speaker 3: some fucking weird shit. He's so fucking weird.
- 38:26Speaker 4: And my favorite is still the one where he's an
- 38:28Speaker 4: angel like healing Jeffrey Epstein or whatever it was.
- 38:32Speaker 2: Mmmmm h oh man, oh man. I mean we're getting
- 38:40Speaker 2: towards the end of this, so right we're somewhere episode
- 38:44Speaker 2: I hope, so like.
- 38:47Speaker 3: Stuff will happen at the midterms, right the blue wave.
- 38:52Speaker 2: Uh they say that, but you know they said that
- 38:54Speaker 2: last time. So I just I'm taking everything with a
- 38:56Speaker 2: grain of salt. I don't trust anything. I'm not trusting anyone.
- 39:01Speaker 2: I don't trust my fellow American to make a good decision.
- 39:06Speaker 2: They need to be coaxed into making good decisions. The
- 39:09Speaker 2: problem is apathy. Yeah, that is a problem. I don't
- 39:15Speaker 2: know how you can be apathetic today.
- 39:17Speaker 3: In today's day and age, there is a surprising number
- 39:20Speaker 3: of people that pay zero attention to what's going on.
- 39:26Speaker 4: Yeah, speaking of dead guys, this is going to come
- 39:28Speaker 4: out after the special election for Mitch McConnell's seat. So
- 39:33Speaker 4: let's take guesses on how that played out.
- 39:36Speaker 2: Yeah, they put out a new Proof of Life picture today.
- 39:38Speaker 2: There isn't going to be one. They're just going to
- 39:41Speaker 2: keep doing that, kicking that can.
- 39:43Speaker 4: That's an option you think they're going to successfully.
- 39:46Speaker 2: They have a week left? Is it just a week?
- 39:49Speaker 2: They're going to do it. They're going to definitely be
- 39:51Speaker 2: able to do it. Yeah, August third is the deadline.
- 39:54Speaker 2: They're putting out Proof of Life's weekly. They can easily
- 39:58Speaker 2: hold off for another week.
- 40:00Speaker 3: It's so fucking stupid, And like the governor of Kentucky
- 40:04Speaker 3: was just like I need verbal confirmation. It's like, no, motherfucker,
- 40:08Speaker 3: go to the hospital school, look, go in there, get
- 40:12Speaker 3: fucking confirmation, get visual confirmation.
- 40:15Speaker 2: Shake his hand. What are you talking about? Yeah, I
- 40:19Speaker 2: think verbal confirmation.
- 40:21Speaker 3: We know what AI can do. They can clip together,
- 40:24Speaker 3: fucking garbled up.
- 40:26Speaker 2: Mitch McConnell.
- 40:31Speaker 4: The problem is every Proof of Life AI image makes
- 40:34Speaker 4: him look like twenty years younger. Right, They're like, look
- 40:38Speaker 4: how Brady looks. I'm like, well, yeah, he's like.
- 40:42Speaker 3: Sighing, like he's a fucking corpse before he went in there.
- 40:46Speaker 3: Tell me guy suffered an episode and looks better on
- 40:51Speaker 3: the other side. No, get the fuck out of here.
- 40:54Speaker 2: Fuck got here?
- 40:56Speaker 3: Yeah, fucking stupid.
- 40:58Speaker 4: Well, congratulations And Mitch McConnell's sister on your new Senate seat.
- 41:04Speaker 3: Does he have a sister?
- 41:06Speaker 4: I don't know. I know turtles are usually produced in
- 41:09Speaker 4: a lot of It's like forty eggs when turtles lay.
- 41:12Speaker 3: Let's just give it to his wife.
- 41:14Speaker 4: The spy.
- 41:15Speaker 3: Yeah, oh that's funny, my spy joke. No experts run
- 41:21Speaker 3: the numbers and declare the Tesla cyber truck as the
- 41:25Speaker 3: biggest flop in US automotive history, overtaking the Ford Edseel.
- 41:30Speaker 3: I love that for him, Ford Edsel?
- 41:33Speaker 4: Fuck? Is that exactly? This was worse? This was worse.
- 41:39Speaker 3: The Edsel's not a bad looking car if you're into
- 41:42Speaker 3: the classic cars. I don't know why it was a flop,
- 41:45Speaker 3: but I know why the cyber trucks flop because it's
- 41:48Speaker 3: the ugliest thing ever. Oh, be asked, car Edzel's not
- 41:52Speaker 3: bad looking.
- 41:53Speaker 2: I dropped that. I'm not. I'm not gonna look fort
- 41:57Speaker 2: I don't know what it looks like. I know, cyber.
- 42:00Speaker 3: It looks like a dumpster.
- 42:01Speaker 2: Yeah it looks stupid. I would feel stupid driving it.
- 42:05Speaker 3: Yeah, I would feel really stupid.
- 42:06Speaker 2: I got some I got some good news, some good news.
- 42:11Speaker 4: Shrinking mid priced car market, bad economic timing, and severe
- 42:14Speaker 4: quality control issues. That's why the Edsel failed. I just
- 42:19Speaker 4: had to get that out before you gave your good news.
- 42:21Speaker 2: Nice hit me with your good news.
- 42:24Speaker 3: I love a good news.
- 42:26Speaker 2: I guess it's kind of subjective. Uh, Lebron's going to
- 42:30Speaker 2: the Sixers. Hey whatever, all right, I don't care either.
- 42:36Speaker 2: I don't really watch basketball. The problem is now, I
- 42:38Speaker 2: gotta watch basketball.
- 42:40Speaker 4: Why Lebron's watch Sixers are always injured?
- 42:44Speaker 2: Because it's like an exciting thing. And I have a
- 42:47Speaker 2: kid who is excited to be a kid. So even
- 42:51Speaker 2: though I don't care, I gotta watch it because he cares.
- 42:54Speaker 4: He wants to get and give him a message for me.
- 42:57Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 42:57Speaker 4: Sure, Nixon five bitch.
- 43:00Speaker 2: Ooh yeah, we'll see and then I don't know. You know,
- 43:04Speaker 2: the Sixers is one of those that I haven't seen
- 43:08Speaker 2: them win a championship in my lifetime, so that would
- 43:11Speaker 2: be cool, I guess.
- 43:12Speaker 3: But I won, it's pretty cool. Last time they won
- 43:16Speaker 3: was like eighty three or something.
- 43:17Speaker 2: Right, something like that. Yeah, so could be cool, could
- 43:23Speaker 2: be cool.
- 43:24Speaker 4: No, you know what, I'm not a hater. I hope
- 43:26Speaker 4: you get that.
- 43:27Speaker 2: I mean, if we had Lebron this season, we went
- 43:30Speaker 2: against the Knicks and the playoffs could have changed things.
- 43:32Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 43:33Speaker 3: I don't know we swept you guys, could though, I don't.
- 43:37Speaker 2: I know he's watched good because I don't fucking watch basketball.
- 43:40Speaker 2: I hear he's that good.
- 43:42Speaker 4: That's why he left. Luca showed up and made him
- 43:45Speaker 4: look stupid.
- 43:46Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I don't even know who that is.
- 43:48Speaker 4: So I don't buy.
- 43:50Speaker 2: I don't know. I got to figure out basketball now.
- 43:52Speaker 2: This is the whole thing.
- 43:54Speaker 3: I get a lot of Lebron shit on my TikTok
- 43:57Speaker 3: feed because there's this somebody that they put together. These
- 44:01Speaker 3: clips of him just making the dumb ass ship and
- 44:05Speaker 3: flopping all over the place, and the klopping reels.
- 44:08Speaker 2: Are epic, and uh, that's a big turn off for me.
- 44:13Speaker 2: That also gives me the ick.
- 44:15Speaker 3: So because I watch those now it thinks I like basketball.
- 44:19Speaker 3: But now it keeps putting up clips of like these
- 44:22Speaker 3: gen Z kids watching clips of Michael Jordan and having
- 44:27Speaker 3: their minds completely blown because obviously everyone older is like
- 44:33Speaker 3: Lebron is not the fucking goat, Like Jordan is the
- 44:37Speaker 3: best there was, so you have to do his watch
- 44:40Speaker 3: and they're like bullshit. And now they're watching it and
- 44:43Speaker 3: they're like goddamn, and they're like, oh damn. And he
- 44:46Speaker 3: can hit threes. It's like, yeah, dude, fucking Michael Jordan.
- 44:51Speaker 4: You can do everything from the free throw line. Like
- 44:54Speaker 4: there's a reason that his logo is on every basketball.
- 44:58Speaker 2: Not even on the same level Lebron, He's not even there.
- 45:02Speaker 3: Kobe was better than Lebron.
- 45:05Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, I don't know. I don't know.
- 45:08Speaker 4: Was he Yeah, and Jordan never flopped. It's like Jordan,
- 45:15Speaker 4: I don't like the flops.
- 45:16Speaker 2: I don't like the flops.
- 45:17Speaker 4: Definitely, nobody flopped that big time is unheard of, unheard of.
- 45:22Speaker 2: Just play the game. If you're good enough, you won't
- 45:25Speaker 2: have to flop.
- 45:26Speaker 3: And The only reason he's got some of the stat
- 45:28Speaker 3: records is because he's been playing for fucking however long
- 45:32Speaker 3: twenty three years or something.
- 45:34Speaker 2: Yeah, he is pretty fucking old. He's almost his oldest dad.
- 45:37Speaker 3: Yeah he is almost.
- 45:41Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just gonna get all my numbers better than
- 45:43Speaker 4: everyone else by never retiring.
- 45:45Speaker 2: Uh, it doesn't always work that way. You have to
- 45:48Speaker 2: first be really really good, because there's always someone who
- 45:51Speaker 2: was really good that played for a long time. You
- 45:53Speaker 2: can't just be mediocre and play for a long time
- 45:56Speaker 2: and still be the best.
- 45:58Speaker 3: He's never gonna get six rings.
- 46:00Speaker 4: Well, that's why he's not the best.
- 46:02Speaker 2: Uh, well, it doesn't only have four right now. He
- 46:05Speaker 2: would need to win two more championships and isn't when
- 46:08Speaker 2: he signed a two year deal. He'd have to win
- 46:10Speaker 2: back to back and then he said he's out after that.
- 46:13Speaker 2: What he says, Yeah, it's not gonna happen. Yeah, he's
- 46:16Speaker 2: probably not going to get six rings. I can't imagine
- 46:19Speaker 2: that he'd went back to back, but even getting one
- 46:22Speaker 2: more would be pretty cool. He won't, We'll see. I
- 46:25Speaker 2: don't know. I don't I don't care too much, but
- 46:28Speaker 2: I am a supporter of Philadelphia sports so go sixers.
- 46:31Speaker 4: And ye, like I said, for you and your son,
- 46:34Speaker 4: I hope you get it. But yeah, I appreciate, don't.
- 46:38Speaker 4: I don't think it's gonna happen with him.
- 46:40Speaker 2: No, Nicks will probably win again. Nixon back to back
- 46:43Speaker 2: is I don't know. I'm stoked. I don't see that happening.
- 46:47Speaker 2: That's tough.
- 46:48Speaker 4: We lost.
- 46:51Speaker 2: Every year. It's always the same ship. It's like you
- 46:53Speaker 2: have a championship winning team and then you lose half
- 46:57Speaker 2: that team and you're like, what the fuck? Why do
- 46:59Speaker 2: we just I don't get it. I don't know.
- 47:02Speaker 4: They got their ring and now they want their paycheck.
- 47:04Speaker 4: They go somewhere else and sign.
- 47:06Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. It's annoying.
- 47:09Speaker 4: So no, I don't see the Knicks, Maysy.
- 47:13Speaker 2: Why wouldn't you?
- 47:15Speaker 4: What are they stupid? Just win every year?
- 47:18Speaker 2: Idiots be a dynasty and always win, Like, why would
- 47:21Speaker 2: you lose? That's so dumb.
- 47:23Speaker 4: It's the worst way to play a game is to lose.
- 47:25Speaker 2: It, fucking idiots.
- 47:27Speaker 3: But all right, whatever black Hawks got, Patrick came back.
- 47:31Speaker 2: I don't know any of those words. I know black Cocks,
- 47:35Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I recognize those ones.
- 47:38Speaker 4: The rest are I know their words?
- 47:41Speaker 2: They elude me. It's hockey hockey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The
- 47:47Speaker 2: only way, the only way I'm gonna start watching hockey
- 47:50Speaker 2: is if Lebron gets uh recruited to the Flyers.
- 47:55Speaker 4: Yeah, if Lebron gets recruited to the Flyers, I'll watch
- 47:59Speaker 4: hockey hockey.
- 48:01Speaker 2: Otherwise, I just don't see it.
- 48:02Speaker 4: Happenings a black guy skating?
- 48:05Speaker 2: What turn the TV on?
- 48:08Speaker 3: You should watch hockey. It's the most entertaining sport.
- 48:11Speaker 2: You know. I don't have anything against hockey. Hockey I
- 48:14Speaker 2: find to be I.
- 48:16Speaker 4: Don't even argue or it might be the most entertaining sport.
- 48:19Speaker 4: It's just I've gone all this time without watching it
- 48:22Speaker 4: that it's hard to start.
- 48:24Speaker 2: Yeah, agreed, it's I have nothing against the sport itself.
- 48:28Speaker 2: It's really cool. It seems fun and exciting, entertaining, and
- 48:31Speaker 2: I just have no interest. I've gone however long I
- 48:35Speaker 2: have gone without it, and it's fine. I'm fine without it. Whatever.
- 48:40Speaker 3: I'm surprised you should watch Philly's got the best mascot
- 48:44Speaker 3: in all of sports.
- 48:45Speaker 2: Gritty or just all of the mascots, because all of
- 48:49Speaker 2: our mascots are pretty sweet. Yeah, I know, gritty, gritty
- 48:55Speaker 2: and the fanatic I mean just those two, the Dynamic duo.
- 49:00Speaker 2: You know. I found out that we changed ours our
- 49:02Speaker 2: Sixers mascot.
- 49:04Speaker 3: It used to be like a gold miner or something.
- 49:08Speaker 2: I don't know what it is anymore. It used to
- 49:10Speaker 2: be a rabbit. His name was hops hip Hop. It
- 49:15Speaker 2: was awesome. He had he had hops Man and they
- 49:18Speaker 2: retired him on the nose there, guys, yeah, hip Hop.
- 49:23Speaker 2: And now they changed him to like some blue like
- 49:26Speaker 2: Franklin the Dog something. Is that what he is?
- 49:30Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 49:31Speaker 4: I don't know any New York sports mascots except for
- 49:34Speaker 4: mister met That's weird. Do we have mascots?
- 49:37Speaker 2: Probably usually the Knicks mascot?
- 49:41Speaker 4: Is there an one?
- 49:43Speaker 2: Well?
- 49:44Speaker 4: I know is mister Mett.
- 49:46Speaker 2: It's a knickerbocker.
- 49:47Speaker 3: They don't have an official team mascot.
- 49:50Speaker 2: What is a knickerbocker?
- 49:53Speaker 4: There's uh. I thought they were pants.
- 49:58Speaker 2: The pants, their pants, the New York pants.
- 50:01Speaker 4: Oh, descendant of the original Dutch settlers of New York.
- 50:04Speaker 2: That's what they were called, the settlers of New York.
- 50:07Speaker 4: An old fashioned term for a native New Yorker. Okay,
- 50:11Speaker 4: better than pants. Yeah, it is a type of pants though,
- 50:15Speaker 4: it is a type of pants. But that's what it's
- 50:17Speaker 4: referring to fair enough. The only New York teams with
- 50:20Speaker 4: mascots are the Mets and the Islanders. Who is Sparky
- 50:26Speaker 4: the Dragon?
- 50:27Speaker 2: I will say, I appreciate the Knicks name now that
- 50:31Speaker 2: I know what it means. I appreciate their name because
- 50:33Speaker 2: the Knicks and the Phillies are pretty much the only
- 50:36Speaker 2: teams in sports that are just like the people who
- 50:39Speaker 2: live here. Is that's what we're named after, Philly, Philadelphians.
- 50:44Speaker 2: Just Phillies and Knickerbockers. If that's just the native New Yorkers.
- 50:50Speaker 2: Every other team is just like random animal so you no, No,
- 50:53Speaker 2: the people of Philadelphia, the people of New York, that's weird.
- 50:56Speaker 4: I mean, we had redskins. They were trying kinda that's
- 51:05Speaker 4: who we stole the land from. When now they get this.
- 51:08Speaker 2: A little bit.
- 51:10Speaker 3: Now they're communists, So this that Spike Lee is your mascot.
- 51:16Speaker 4: Actually, yeah, that's true, that might be it. I'm okay
- 51:21Speaker 4: with that.
- 51:21Speaker 2: That's fine, that makes sense.
- 51:23Speaker 4: Yeah, just the Mets, the Islanders, and the New York
- 51:26Speaker 4: City Football Club. Skyscraper is a pigeon who acts as
- 51:30Speaker 4: the official club. I'm I like that we have a
- 51:34Speaker 4: pigeon mascot somewhere.
- 51:35Speaker 2: Pigeon makes sense. You should have at least one pigeon mascots.
- 51:39Speaker 4: One pigeon. What was the mascot of that New York
- 51:42Speaker 4: sports team? You were talking about the N word?
- 51:52Speaker 2: What were we talking about?
- 52:00Speaker 4: We got another one coming through.
- 52:06Speaker 5: Nobody the factory, down the pipe, down the pipe. Nobody
- 52:14Speaker 5: comes back from down the pipe, down the pipe.
- 52:19Speaker 2: Down the pipe.
- 52:20Speaker 4: Uncle waves and smile the night down the pipe.
- 52:27Speaker 2: Down the pipe.
- 52:28Speaker 1: Ask a guess, is how the chocolate tastes tonight?
- 52:32Speaker 4: Down the pipe, down the pipe, down the pipe.
- 52:40Speaker 3: You think the canny free, You think the tour is fun.
- 52:45Speaker 5: You think the golden ticket means.
- 52:47Speaker 4: That you have one, And we thought that to once
- 52:50Speaker 4: back in loom, Balan woke up, came with contracts, and
- 52:55Speaker 4: weak shook his hands. Now we worked the knight shift.
- 52:58Speaker 2: Now we were the pipe. Now we follow the.
- 53:01Speaker 5: People working clean up every night. Pty, you don't want
- 53:08Speaker 5: to know what's in the ginger bread.
- 53:17Speaker 4: Everyone who visits is updat.
- 53:24Speaker 2: Baby. Welcome to the chocolate room.
- 53:29Speaker 1: Welcome to the chocolate room. Welcome to the chocolate room.
- 53:38Speaker 5: Welcome to the chocolate Room.