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FWF Season 3 PPV! - FROM THE VAULT · The Major Wrestling Figure Podcast

• 0:27
  Speaker 1: Welcome everyone to them WM Retro edition. I am your host,
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: the president of Turmoil.
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  Speaker 2: Not Cardon, and I am your host, the most professional wrestler,
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  Speaker 2: the owner of the Thrill Zone brand, Brian.
• 0:49
  Speaker 3: What once again, once again the owner. I did take
• 0:52
  Speaker 3: it for that one season. I'm also the host the
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  Speaker 3: most professional wrestling.
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  Speaker 4: There was a couple of allegations made against me. I
• 0:58
  Speaker 4: had to go away for a while.
• 1:00
  Speaker 3: Oh don't say that I.
• 1:01
  Speaker 5: Grew a little thin mustache. I'm back, though, I am.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know where you were going with that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm the most famous professional wrestling lawyer, and I
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  Speaker 3: am the president of thunder Slam.
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: Thunder Slam.
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  Speaker 4: All right, here we are, guys, the rules that we
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  Speaker 4: have no idea what we're doing right now. We have
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  Speaker 4: fifteen minutes is all we do two months ago, the rules.
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  Speaker 1: But you have fifteen minutes. Let's let's let's put some
• 1:31
  Speaker 1: context behind this. There's we did a draft two months ago.
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  Speaker 1: You got to listen to that first, So press pause,
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  Speaker 1: go back, listen to the draft.
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  Speaker 3: You literally cannot listen. I'm telling you right now, this
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  Speaker 3: is against the rules. To listen to this without listening
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  Speaker 3: to the draft.
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  Speaker 1: Context is king.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, So listen to the draft. Now we are going
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  Speaker 3: to present the card with our draft. The draft was
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  Speaker 3: retros has bros and the and all of the you know,
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  Speaker 3: zombie sailor type deals like like Jella Cella's whatever is
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  Speaker 3: out there, it has to be out.
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  Speaker 1: There, currently out So obviously none of the Mitch Rush
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  Speaker 1: stuff because yeah, it never it has to be in hand.
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  Speaker 1: Hey did anyone pick a Cello?
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  Speaker 4: I didn't have one Cella on my roster native Wow,
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  Speaker 4: that's kind of crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I thought about picking all this he was on my list,
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  Speaker 1: it just didn't.
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  Speaker 3: I thought about picking Josh Sharonoff to be honest, but sorry, Josh,
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  Speaker 3: Hey let's say our rosters. How about that.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to do that because how people listen
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  Speaker 4: to the other episode and I want to use the
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  Speaker 4: element of like yeah saying here, I don't.
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  Speaker 3: Want to Okay, all right, all right. So so normally
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  Speaker 3: FWF there's two brands we present the card. In the past,
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  Speaker 3: it's thirty minutes. I know, last year I would only
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  Speaker 3: use maybe maybe fifteen to twenty Broski would usually use
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  Speaker 3: the full thirty. But so this year it is a
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  Speaker 3: strict fifteen minute time limit. Joe Shoes is Busy the
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  Speaker 3: commissioner Joe Shoes Busy and Disney he.
• 3:01
  Speaker 1: Was the commissioner too. Yeah, screw here. He's literally living
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  Speaker 1: his best life.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's having a good time with Swaggle and Mary
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  Speaker 3: Kate and uh and whatever the possum guys.
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  Speaker 1: Let let's set this up too, like we're doing this
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  Speaker 1: this card as a sign of good faith. We're not
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  Speaker 1: continuing the f w The f w F is not happening.
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  Speaker 1: It's not gonna be an everyone thing. You're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: get figure photography. We did the draft for fun. We
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  Speaker 1: weren't even gonna do a card. We did it. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: let's just do a card. So I hope you guys
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  Speaker 1: enjoy it.
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  Speaker 3: Here we are. We said never will never come back.
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  Speaker 3: Here we are. I've got a freaking power point ready
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  Speaker 3: to present.
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  Speaker 1: The car, a power I had. I had to steal
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  Speaker 1: my kids construction paper here.
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  Speaker 3: Uh I will. I'm gonna be totally honest with you
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  Speaker 3: guys too. Yeah, this is very important. Last year, very
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  Speaker 3: open about Max smash Master helping in creative I would
• 3:56
  Speaker 3: say I would say, uh throws own. Last year, which
• 4:01
  Speaker 3: I won, by the way, was a fifty to fifty
• 4:04
  Speaker 3: mind thing between me and Max smash Master. I will
• 4:08
  Speaker 3: tell you this straight off the bat. I have not
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  Speaker 3: talked to him one bit about this show because he
• 4:14
  Speaker 3: is uh he is. He's running a wrestling promotion. He
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  Speaker 3: asked me to do a promo and I faved him
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  Speaker 3: on it. And I feel bad.
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  Speaker 5: So I never asked your public coming out.
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  Speaker 3: I feel really bad that I haven't sent him the
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  Speaker 3: promo for his wrestling promotion. By the way, Rad Pro Wrestling.
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  Speaker 3: He's doing great things near in the Greater Boston area.
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  Speaker 5: Book two Good Items is real, folks.
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  Speaker 3: So I.
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  Speaker 1: Just felt bad, Oh what's that?
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  Speaker 5: And not for that price, Pal, for that price Pal.
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  Speaker 3: It's a guy. You know, he's got a lot of
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  Speaker 3: his students. It's an awesome it's like a Shekhar esque
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  Speaker 3: characters show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a rip off. He's building a band.
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  Speaker 1: Had our back.
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  Speaker 3: Well, he's got his own brand, Rad Pro Wrestling, right.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't bother him with that.
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  Speaker 1: I'll give a little conventionion here.
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  Speaker 4: I was like procrastinating writing list because the the anxiety
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  Speaker 4: of doing it came back.
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  Speaker 3: It's still there.
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  Speaker 5: I know I hadn't had that. This isn't two and
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  Speaker 5: a half years.
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  Speaker 1: Listen seriously, go back and listen to the original season.
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  Speaker 1: It's so intense.
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  Speaker 5: It's as much as I tell myself I don't care,
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  Speaker 5: I care, and I can't.
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  Speaker 1: I took that too seriously.
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  Speaker 3: But it was if we told you that, we told
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  Speaker 3: you that you're willing to finally admit that it.
• 5:21
  Speaker 1: Was the pandemic era of like not just wrestling, but
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  Speaker 1: of life.
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  Speaker 3: You could never go back to that, you guys, I'm
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  Speaker 3: having a ball already.
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  Speaker 5: It was a moment in time. It was a moment alright.
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  Speaker 1: So who's going first, He's going second, who's going We're
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  Speaker 1: going to do a duck race? Okay, I don't know what, Mark?
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  Speaker 1: What we did this again last time? I remember I
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  Speaker 1: send you the correct link though this time?
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  Speaker 5: All right, right, Mark, Matt, Brian trying to.
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  Speaker 1: Do one one minute.
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  Speaker 5: There's no any way to share your screen because well
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  Speaker 5: I still.
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  Speaker 1: Want to see it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh god, this is like I have to sign up
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  Speaker 3: for something. What the hell is this? I don't know, dude,
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  Speaker 3: Start now, try our race timer selection start now.
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  Speaker 1: Literally was right there the link, I said.
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  Speaker 3: And I clicked it. This is terrible. This is terrible audio.
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  Speaker 1: Brian, want some much, Just go, can some much just go?
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  Speaker 1: Do you want me to just go first? Like? That's
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  Speaker 1: the fucking we have Bruce with the toys record.
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  Speaker 3: Let's Rosky, we're gonna figure this out. Hold on a second. Wait,
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  Speaker 3: there's a way to fix to randomize the thing. It's
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  Speaker 3: it's we've got to randomize it.
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  Speaker 1: We're already twenty minutes my schedule, toys.
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  Speaker 3: Hold on, I'm just gonna do a randomizer. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 3: list randomizer boomshotlaka Mark Brian, Matt, Okay, I want to
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  Speaker 3: share screen in the zoom here, no share screen palace,
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  Speaker 3: share screen share, I'm sharing the desktop. There you go
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  Speaker 3: this uh and then I met Mark Brian. Matt. I'm
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  Speaker 3: gonna randomize it right now. Here we go, Matt, Mark Brian.
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  Speaker 3: That's the order, all right, Matt, Mark Brian. Hopefully I
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  Speaker 3: have nothing bad on my screen that people are looking
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  Speaker 3: at right now, I've run the opponents, all right, Broski's first,
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna set the timer here, Okay, ten minutes. This
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  Speaker 3: isn't this is important. Fifteen minutes is very important.
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  Speaker 1: I would like five minutes countdown.
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  Speaker 3: I will I will be one that of course, I
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  Speaker 3: will give you that and I'm going to count down
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  Speaker 3: from five. It's for you to go okay, ready, yep, five, four, three,
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  Speaker 3: two one go.
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  Speaker 1: Oh. It's that familiar music, all your favorite superstars walking
• 7:47
  Speaker 1: down a dark, smoky alley. But this is retro superstars.
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  Speaker 1: Peep from Hasbro's heels and faces. It's time, It's time.
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  Speaker 1: It's tip for Turmoil. Welcome everyone, two f WF Turmoil.
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  Speaker 1: I am your president, Matt Cardona. Tonight we will crown
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  Speaker 1: the new FWF champion in a historic twenty man collusion
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  Speaker 1: collision match. That's right, all twenty mad, all twenty bed
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  Speaker 1: have an opportunity to win the championship. Four men will
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  Speaker 1: start shit. You can eliminate the bonus by throwing them
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  Speaker 1: over the top of the pitfall or submission. Four men
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  Speaker 1: in the ring at once. When we're down to the
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  Speaker 1: final two, the title drops from the ceiling. A ladder
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  Speaker 1: slinder ring and a cage lowers. You must drop the
• 8:52
  Speaker 1: title in a ladder steal cage match. Let's see who
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  Speaker 1: drew number one? The man who drew number one, the
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  Speaker 1: bad guy Razor Ramo. Razor Ramo drawing number one. What
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  Speaker 1: are the ads that you can last this whole thing?
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  Speaker 1: And the man who drew number two, it's triple H.
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  Speaker 1: Triple che click member trible H draws number two. And
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  Speaker 1: the man who drew number three, it's dog Kyle Steve
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  Speaker 1: Acid the Texas right. I was like stock. Kyle Steve
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  Speaker 1: Acid draws number three, screens who drew number four? It's
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: not Mighty Yokozuna. All four meta in the ring. The
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  Speaker 1: bell's about the sound dingning ding. Wait a minute, Razor
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: tip h at Austin, they all, I'll go after your
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  Speaker 1: go zuna. They're teaming up on the big man. Wait
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  Speaker 1: a minute, they got him teetering over the top rope.
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  Speaker 1: Yo go Zuna that's.
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  Speaker 3: Been elimin headed. Oh my god, the.
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  Speaker 1: Mighty he Gozuna that's been eliminate headed. The man who
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  Speaker 1: drew number five, Who's it gonna be? It's Jim theavil
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  Speaker 1: night Heart. Jim theavil knight Heart runs out here. Of
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  Speaker 1: course his music is plagued, but I'm not gonna play
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  Speaker 1: everybody's music. We live a big team minute time living.
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  Speaker 1: Here here comes Jim the Anvil Nighthart. He's cleaning house
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  Speaker 1: on everybody. Eventually he's got triple H in like a
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  Speaker 1: power slam position. He's he's about to eliminate triple H.
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  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, here it comes Razor Moon, pulls down
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  Speaker 1: Triple H. He does a spinning punch to Jim the
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  Speaker 1: anvil Nightheart and and triple H and Razor mound. They
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  Speaker 1: throw out the anvil and they do the two sweet
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  Speaker 1: hand signal. Jim, the anvil, night Heart has been eliminated.
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  Speaker 1: Who's next? It's the owen Hart. It's owen Heart, the rocket,
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  Speaker 1: owen Art. He climbs the top rope, big double cross body,
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  Speaker 1: big double body, Odd, Triple H and razormone. The action
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  Speaker 1: is all over the place. What's gonna happen now? Who
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  Speaker 1: is gonna be the next man? Eliminated?
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  Speaker 3: Wait to minue.
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: Yokazuna has been eliminated. Jimmy Ablnight has been elimited. Owen
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  Speaker 1: Hart trying now to eliminate Triple H. Wait a minute,
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: here comes Razor Mode. Razormunde saves Triple H again. They
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: do the two sweet hat signal. But a kick and
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  Speaker 1: they got by Triple H. He locks in the pedagrad
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  Speaker 1: Razor mote, but Razor back drops Triple H out of
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: the ring. You can't fuck with Razormone. Who will be next?
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: In this match, we have Austin left, oh In heart
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  Speaker 1: and razormone. Who is the next man to enter the match.
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: Who's he gonna be? Who's he gonna be? Oh my god,
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: it's Kate. It's Kate. Here cops that big red machine, Kate,
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  Speaker 1: hell Fire and Brimstone. Caine Kane slowly walking down the ramp.
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: He slowly walks down the ramp. He gets on the apron,
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  Speaker 1: He puts his hands up, He puts his hands down.
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  Speaker 1: The flames go up. Kine step over the top rope
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  Speaker 1: into the ring. Razor Mode close lines A right out.
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: Will you have a collusion collision record? A collusion collision record?
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: Caine has been he eliminated? Who is the nex man
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: in this match? That's a X big Day Brocklesser, the
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  Speaker 1: X big thing brock lesser Thing. Here comes brock Liser.
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: Brockleiser comes down. Wait a minute. He pulls Razor Mode
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: from underneath the bottomrope. Razor has not been elimited. Puts
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: him an F five position, a F five into the
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  Speaker 1: ring post. He slides in five mother. Razor has been eliminated.
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: U Razors not almed. I'm sorry. Austin and Owen are fighting.
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: Here becse brock Leser. He dumps the ball out brock Lesner.
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  Speaker 1: He hes, he's A. He's A he's the X big thing.
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  Speaker 1: He's a bastic carnet. The next man's enter. It's Doint
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: the cloud. Here comes Dot the Cloud, Doort the cloud
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  Speaker 1: in the ring. He comes in here he's facing up
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  Speaker 1: with with Brocklesser. Wait a minute, there's another doort for behind.
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: There's two noigs. Both toikes are beating up Brocklesner. Both
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: toyks are beating up brock Lesser, and brock Lesler takes
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  Speaker 1: them both double clothes lines up at at that top rope.
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know which dorke was legal, but Doyke has
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: been eliminated. Here comes the Big boss Man from Cobb County, Dorgier.
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: Brock Leszler does a wild clothesline the Big boss Man.
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  Speaker 1: He ducks under. He's hitting them with a nice stick.
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  Speaker 1: He's hitting him with a nice stick. He hit some
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  Speaker 1: one more time. He charges brock Lesser and he catches
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  Speaker 1: up five. Oh, here's the f five. I'm the Big
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  Speaker 1: boss Man. One two three. The Big boss Man has
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: been eliminated. These eliminations coming so quick, we can't even
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: fill up the ring waiting the hair comes the homicidal
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  Speaker 1: Jetta Sidle suicidal. It's Sabou. Saboo comes in with a
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  Speaker 1: steel chair. He throws it right at brock Lesner. He
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: puts the chair down, he hits the rooms, jumps up
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  Speaker 1: the seal chair hit the brock but brock catches up.
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  Speaker 1: That gives him an F five over the top rope
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  Speaker 1: to the other table. Saboo has been here eliminated. Who's
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  Speaker 1: the it's talk bout. Here comes that talk bout. It's
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  Speaker 1: that big mad talk boat and brock Lesner. They're face
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  Speaker 1: to face, nose to nose. Brock Lesner trading right hands
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  Speaker 1: and left hands with tug boat. He's got talk bout up.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe he did it. Top five to talk
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  Speaker 1: about the cover the count one, two three, talk Boat
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  Speaker 1: has been helimitated. Who is next in the collusion collision?
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  Speaker 1: It's Biggie. Here comes Biggie. Biggie comes, He slides in,
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  Speaker 1: He ducks under Bracklesner, but brock Leser puts him right
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  Speaker 1: at two on that five. He got him in that five.
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  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Biggie slides from behind and he closed
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  Speaker 1: lines the beast brock Lesner over the top rope Biggie,
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: how's eliminade brock Lesner. As Biggie is celebrating, brock Lesler
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  Speaker 1: slides it from hide, grabs him soup Black City drops
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  Speaker 1: him right in his neck with the Germans two blacks
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  Speaker 1: Chelsea were recording you gotta get out of here.
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  Speaker 3: He sticks.
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  Speaker 1: He drops Biggie with the five. He jumps Biggie with
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  Speaker 1: the up. Who is next in this match? Who's the next?
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  Speaker 1: White Jos? I'm recording up deck the man who to
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  Speaker 1: number fourteen? It's Scott Steiner. It's gonna be Scott Steiner.
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  Speaker 1: U Scott Siders making his way down the ramp. Wait
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  Speaker 1: a minute, that's Rick Rude, the next excher come from behind,
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  Speaker 1: chop blocks his knee out. He chop blocks his knee out,
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  Speaker 1: throws him into the guardrail, razor mounds. Getting up, he
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  Speaker 1: picks up razor amone and he throws He throws razor
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  Speaker 1: mound right to the steps. He gets into the ring.
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  Speaker 1: He's about Wait a minute, he's picking up Biggie. Was
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  Speaker 1: that injured neck and he hits the rude awaken egg
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  Speaker 1: one two three, Big e has been He eliminated Rick
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  Speaker 1: Rude looks around. Signer is down, Razor amone is down,
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  Speaker 1: and he starts doing his his hip shaking pose. He's
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: doing it. He's doing it for all all the ladies
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  Speaker 1: in the crowd. Wait a minute, Scott Seigner's behind him,
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  Speaker 1: tops him on the show. Rick Rud, he's begging off
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  Speaker 1: beg off way, but Razor Moll slides in. Now he
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: accidentally backs into Razor Mode. They're just big pogging around.
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  Speaker 1: They're both giving him atomic drops. Rick Rud is selling
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  Speaker 1: like a like a sign of a bitch for these
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  Speaker 1: atomic drops. Razor Mode sticks them in the gut. He
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: has them set up for the Razor's edge. But Scott
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Steiner takes out Razor with a signer line. Everything every
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  Speaker 1: man for himself, just like our trip to Disney World.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: Every man for himself. The next man, the next man
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  Speaker 1: is the bizarre gold Dust gold Dust running down. He
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  Speaker 1: takes off his wig, he slides and he throws the right.
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  Speaker 1: Scott Signer double leggs him. He attacks him. So right
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  Speaker 1: now we got Razor Mode, we got Rick Rud, we
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  Speaker 1: got Scott Steiner, and we have gold Dust Action pack
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  Speaker 1: matches a work rate part of the match all four
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  Speaker 1: men at work rate, competitors, all going at it, all
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  Speaker 1: going for the gold. Eventually Scott Steiner has gold Dust
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  Speaker 1: and the Seiner recliner. He's got it golds is about
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  Speaker 1: the tap out submissions illegal. Wait a minute, Rick Rud
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  Speaker 1: from behind with an eye rake digging both his hands
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  Speaker 1: into the eyes. Oh, Scott Seiner. Scott Seider's blinded. He
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  Speaker 1: throws Scott Steiner over the top.
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  Speaker 3: Roup.
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  Speaker 1: Scott Steiner has been he eliminated. Who is next in
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  Speaker 1: this match? Who is next in this match? Who's he
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  Speaker 1: gonna be? Who's he gonna be in this match? Who's
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: gonna be next? It's the American dream. Dusty Rhods, It's
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: the America dream. Dusty Roads. Dusty Rhods comes in. He
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: starts doing his comeback with the jam chance and all
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: those elbows to Rick Rude. He's beat up Brazer mode.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: He goes to Goldess, Goldust his son Goldess. He was
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: just in that Siner re clim for so long. Seasy, Dustin,
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: are you okay? Duston? He okay? And then Dustin low
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: Blows is a fader. Three low Blows his old father
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  Speaker 1: and him and Rick Rude team up to throw out
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: the American dream. How could you do that? Goldness to
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: your own father, the American Dream? Dusty Rhodes, All right now,
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: gold Dust and Rick Rudy, they're double team and Razor Amone.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: They're putting the boots to raise your amone. When all
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: of a sudden, the next participates. Music hits. It's stand.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: Here comes a stinger. Here comes the singer. The man
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: who drew number eighteen, the man who drew number eighteen.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: You have four minutes left, all right, the mat who.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Drew number eighteen. We got, We got Rick Rude and
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: gold Us. They're waiting, they're baiting them. They say, come on, singer,
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: they're coming out, singer, but stinging the sentence from the rafters.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: He just said for the raptors. He grabs Rick Rude
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: by the back of the head. Scorn be a Dutch drop.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Scorna be a dutchup. Sting is cleaning house. He's cleaning
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: the house. Eventually, stinger splash, Stinger splash to Rick Rude,
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: Stinger splash to gold Dust. He goes for the stinger
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: splash on Razor amone. Razor Moone moves out of the way.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: Any dump sting over the top. He dumbesting over the
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: top rope, sting husband eliminated the man who drew number nineteen.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: It's Papa Shango. Here comes Papa Shango. Papa Shako comes
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: in here and he just lays out Razor amone. He's
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: just beating up Razor amone. Uh Rick Rude and Goldness.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: They're just backing away. They're backing away. They're letting him
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: beat up. They're letting him beat up. Uh Razor mode.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: He's got him up for that. Patna's shoulder breaker. But
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Razor he wiggles out. Take him a gun? Can he
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: do it? He hits the razors. Papa Shago one two three.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Papa Shago has been eliminated. Who is the final participant
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: in the match? The final participant in the match? Who
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: is he gonna be? Who drew number twenty in this matchup?
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: Who's he gonna be? Who is the man who drew
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: number I don't know.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: It's the Vat choke King, Rudney Savage, the Vat choke King.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, here comes Amat choke King. He runs in,
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: he gets him on the apron. Wait when he drops down,
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: he says, no, wee hoozy. Wait a minute, Razor Moone
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: and Goldess attack Razors getting attacked by Goldens and Rick Rud.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: They're beating him up.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Macha Man instructing him to hold him up. They're holding
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: him out by his ours. Macha Man climbs to the
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: top rope with his scepter and he just slashes the
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: scepter over the head of Razormone. Now they're all put
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: in the Boosom triple team and Razormone boo boo boo.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Eventually Goldess hits the curtain call. Rick Rud hits the
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: rude awakening. Macha Man goes to the top for the
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: elbow drop, but Razor Moone moves out of the way.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Crash your bird to the Macho Man. Ah Razor Mound
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: pulled himself up on the ropes. Matroms says, get them boys.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: They both charged Razor Razor lower ropes. He elemnites Rick
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Rudder gold Dust. That's it. We're down to the final two.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: The title drops from the ceiling. The ladders within the
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: steel cage lowers down. How much time we got left?
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: Mark, fine, you're at thirteen thirty. You get all right?
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: So now there's Razor mode. First of MATCHO k Razor mode.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Drew number one, that's storytelling. Matcha man drew number twenty,
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: that's storytelling. And now the man who started ended are
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: in this thing. There's blood anywhere, there's bloodshed. Eventually they're
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: both at the top of the ladder, the tippy top
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: of that ladder. Razor, it looks like he's an hit.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: The razor's next from the top of the ladder. Wait
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: a minute, but a big back body draft. He just
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: backdrop match a man, Bachel King, I'm sorry, backup Razor
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: from the top. He's on the top of that ladder,
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: puts his fingers to the sky. He hates the elbow
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: jump off the top of the ladder. He's slowly climbing up.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: He's slowly climbing up. He's got his fingertips on the
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: tip of a razor gets up, showing the guts, showing
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: the testicular fortitude, and he had tested the fortune as well,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: and he pushes the ladder over. Macha Man Machigan crashes
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: into the cage and he's down. Razor mode. He's climbing
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: the crouching raiser raise raisor. He has he has his
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: fingertips on the belt. The lights go out, The lights
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: go out, the lights come back on. It's Cain Kate
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: choke slapped, raise their boat off the ladder. He puts
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: the Macho King on his shoulders and he's walking the
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Macho King up the ladder. The Macho King grabs the
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: title nick meaning who is your winner of the twenty
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: seconds a collision match? The Macho King Runny Savage. We
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: have a new champion. We have a new alliance, The
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Macho King Ranney Savage with Prince Cain. The Macho King,
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Randy Savage, Prince Kane dumping turmoil, got hight. Everybody is
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: that his heater? His eater?
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: Get it ah, Prince Caine is pretty great.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Prince Kin.
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: By the way, while that was going on, I fixed
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: these headphones.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: You did it.
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: They had to be like clicked in with a little
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: little quarter turn.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: I knew it, pal you did it.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Chelsea was going nuts. I lost my voice. I think
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: are ready? That was impressive. What do you think of
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Prince Kane?
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: Yes, Prince Kane. I like Prince Kane a lot. I
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: like the idea. I love switching up the characters. You
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: know what I'm saying. We've already seen all that Kine
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: can do, but I want to see what I'm.
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: Just gonna say, super uncreative to not read actual card.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: I agree, I disagree. I think you guys are doing
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: cards and I'm doing the creative thing.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: Actually, Brian, I think it's I'm fine with it, Brosky especially,
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: you know what I like. I like the traditional part
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: of it because you've done this before. But he's he's
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: launched brands with the collision collision. I think it's fine.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: That being said, Brian, I think I'm gonna blow himut.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna blow him away.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let's go.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna set my own guy
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: damn timer so I can watch it myself.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: But actually I'm gonna do the same thing.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: Uh, you want to roll a timer as well?
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: I got it, I got I got a timer.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: All right, give me a countdown?
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Mark you ready? Yep? In five, four, three to one.
• 24:04
  Speaker 6: Tonight, a new brand makes its mark, and we'll figure
• 24:08
  Speaker 6: Wrestling Federation. A third brand explodes onto the scene to
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: a thundering dominance. Tonight, thunder Slam Presents Explosion.
• 24:25
  Speaker 7: Welcome everyone to Thunderslam Presents Explosion Live from the pap Center.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: In Boston, Massachusetts. I am your host, smart Mark Stirling,
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: and we have a huge debut show. We will be
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: crowning an interstate champion, a hardcore champion, tag team champions,
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: and of course we will be having a four man
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: tournament for the FWF Championship. Let's go to the ring
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: for the first contest, folks. This is the first of
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: two first round matchups for the FWF Championship. A championship
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: committee selected wrestlers from all styles and shows four top contenders.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: God that you.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: Brian Myers is our first contender, but his opponent is
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: on the What two three kid.
• 25:15
  Speaker 7: This is going to be a work great match for
• 25:16
  Speaker 7: a professional wrestler, the What two three kids.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Let's see what happens.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: And guys, it was an absolute bar barnbender, both men
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: really showing gritder barbender sportsmanship. The end is a bit
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: weird though, because after about twelve minutes, Brian Myers has
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: uh puts the kid in an ankle locking. Before it's
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: even all the way on, the kid taps okay. So
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: here is your winner of the first match, Brian Myers.
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: Great match, but not ending. Perhaps kid has a hurt ankle.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: Who knows The two men shake hands and Byron Myers
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: has punched his ticket into the main event match. I
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: got for the f TOBF champion. Here we go. Diesel
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: is your next entrant in the tournament. I don't think
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: you'll find anyone in Thunderslam that can meet his size
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: and his speed. But who is his opponent in the
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: first round? Guys, it's a newcomer. People used to know
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: him as the fiend pray Wyatt, but he's done some therapy.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: He's taking a new look at life. He's dressed like
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: he's ready for the beach. Here's a margarita. He enters
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: the ring and he grabs a mic hey man, life's
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: too hard to be fighting all the time. We should
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: be on vacation. Nice to meet you. I'm take a break, Bray,
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: and I want you to take a Bray. Let's head
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: to the Diesel nails him with a boot and this
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: match is underway. These are less control for the majority
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: of the match, until towards the end. Bray finds his
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: way to his frozen cocktail in the corner. He manages
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: to take a big sip that seems to have given
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: him life. He's rocking and rolling the crowd is chanting,
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: take a break, take a break. Eventually, Diesel is too much.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: He gets the big Man up for a power bomb
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: and boom, here's your winner, Diesel, your number one contender,
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: and it will be Brian Myers versus Diesel in the
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: main event for the FWF Championship.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Let's go. I don't want to fight Bigev.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: I love you gotta. Our next match is schedule for
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: one fall, and here he comes Rick Flair looking phenomenal.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: He's jacked, long flowing hair. It's that retro Flair. He's
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: way more jacked than cool. He's walking on the ring
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: with all the confidence in the world. He looks to
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: be a major player on Thunderslam. Already in the ring
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: his opponent Matt Cardona. Flair really lays it in. Here
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: he's glowing and he's taking his time picking apart the
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: journeyman wrestler Cardona. After a bit, Claire slaps on the
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: figure for a leg, locking back mad is tapping with
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: the wind huge, huge win.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: However, who did Flair put the figure four on that arcasion?
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: However, after the match, Matt appears to be favoring his leg,
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: but Flair walks over helps him up. Flaire says something
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: to him, shakes his hand. Matt looks thrilled, and they
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: walk up the ramp together. We head to the back.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: There's Take a Break Bray. He's sitting on the loading dock.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: He's playing an acoustic guitar, nibbling on sponge cake, watching
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: the sun Bacon all of the and then all of
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: a sudden, Mankind walks by. He waves at Bray. Bray
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: waves at Mankind and he continues all of those tourists covered.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Mankind nails Pray with a chair and lays him out.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: He squeals and runs away. Bad night for Take a
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: Break Bray. We head back to the ring. New decks
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: kofe Kinson exaber Woods make their way down to the ring.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: This will be guys for the Tag Team Championships. They
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: are having a blast on the way to the ring.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: Fans are loving this tag team being in thunderslam their
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: opponents though. This makes for a sort of a dream match.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: The Hardy Boys folks Matt and Jeff Hardy make their
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: way to a gigantic pop. Can't believe we're going about
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: to see the New Day versus the Hardy Boys. Aaron
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: thunderslam mattch gets underway. It's an epic back and forth
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: matchup that looks to live up to the very idea
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: of a dream match. That being said, by the end,
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: the Hardys look to be extremely aggressive and at times
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: a little dirty. In the end, Kofe has Jeff set
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: up for the trouble in Paradise, but Matt jumps up,
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: grabs the ref, throws something to Jeff, and in the confusion,
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: Jeff nails Kofe with something and puts it in his pants.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: Matt takes out Woods and Jeff goes for the win.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: Not like this, guys, come on one two three Man.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: The ending spoiled something that could have been a classic
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: tag team wrestling match. But something is up with the
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: Hardy Boys because the entire time after the match, Man
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: and Jeff are looking up towards the rooftops. What are
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: they looking at? What is up next? Up? Million Dollar
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: Man is making his way for our wait, a second
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: million dollar Man. He's already wearing the interstate title. Way.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: He has a mic. Ladies and gentlemen. I've spent some
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: time investing in crypto and NFTs, and because of that,
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: I've made billions. I'm now the billion dollar man, and
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: I invested so much into this company. I was awarded
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: the interstate title. Money talks pal Oh, thank god, he's
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: not gonna let him just do this music for a second.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: It's Huk Hogan horrible music. I like this music. He
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: steamrolls to the ring.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Why would Hogan? Ww Hogan, don't question me, DBAs.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: You didn't earn anything, brother, but I'll earn it by
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: beating you right here in Boston, Massachusetts. Debasi says, Hogan,
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: I'll wrestle you right now for a shot. But if
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: I win, I own your contract. Do we have a deal.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: Hogan agrees, but before the bell, DBAs nails Hogan with
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: the belt.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: He's out.
• 31:26
  Speaker 8: How can he possibly continue? I'll runs mister T, Hogan's
• 31:34
  Speaker 8: old friend, mister T. He's yelling to Hogan. You can
• 31:37
  Speaker 8: do it, Hogan, do it for the kids, do it for.
• 31:41
  Speaker 8: Hogan gets up.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: We'll get a time print.
• 31:43
  Speaker 7: He's fired up, uh, he said, spref ring the bell.
• 31:49
  Speaker 7: What a heroic display.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: Immediately DBAs grabs the ref and pulls him away. Mister
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: T isn't having any of this though. Good thing he's there.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: He jumps in the ring. He walks past Hogan and
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: then he turns and nails Hogan with a ball chains. No,
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: mister T, why why did to turn on Hogan?
• 32:07
  Speaker 9: Mister T gets out, Debass goes with the Piin one,
• 32:10
  Speaker 9: two three, Debase and mister T are celebrating with money
• 32:16
  Speaker 9: falling from the roof.
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: Mister T has gold chains all over the place. He
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: gives Debase a giant gold chain. These two must be
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: best friends, rich friends. They order Hulk Hogan to the back.
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: Teddbas now owns the contract of the immortal hoaxed Hogan.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: We head to the back. New Day looks dejected, upset.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: Kofe is still kind of rocked from the object he
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: got hit with. Sartan Slaughter walks in the frame and
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: you hear a huge papa from the crowd. He says,
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: you maggots, that was a disgusting display. You lack training,
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: you lack discipline, you lack winning desire. I want you
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: to join my team. I can instill these qualities in you.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: I'm forming and he leak unit a special tactical Operations
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: military police. You might say, oh, I call it stop.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: What do you say? The New Day? They look at
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: each other, They look at Sarge They say, what do
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: we have to lose? They shake his hands. Sarge says,
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: the good news is our training starts in paradise. We
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: head back to the ring. This next match is for
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: the Hardcore Championship guys. The Undertaker looking really evil making
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: his way slowly to the ring. He's brooding, he's ominous.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: Who can meet him in a hardcore match? Here it's Crush.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: He's looking like an absolute badass. He's got the face. Man,
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: it's it's the evil Crush has bro but he's everybody
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: loves him. He looks awesome and he's looking to break stuff.
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: This match is epic, everything you would want from a
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: classic Attitude era hardcore match. Plunder, chairs, tables. The crowd
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: seems to really favor this new Attitude Crush as they
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: keep chanting Crush, Crush, Crush. The n sees these two
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: behemoths fighting on the ramp. Undertaker has him up for
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: a tombstone, but Crush reverses it, hoists him up with
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: the power onto his shoulders for a power slam, and
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: slams him off the ramp into tables. He crawls on
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: for the pin one, two three. Crush is your new
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: hardcore champion. Finally, a good guy wins on the show.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: He makes his way to the ring. He's celebrating. The
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: crowd is going wild. They love this Limp Biscuit song.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: Hopefully at major Fest they can get Limp Biscuit to
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: come in and do the song live. Who knows? Suddenly
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: the arena goes dark the Undertaker. You can hear the
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: Undertaker speaking in darkness over the PA system. You may
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: have beat me this day, Crush, but I have a
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: higher power to attain. Be sure to look up the
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: lights come back on. Crushes looking around, but no one's there.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: The Undertaker is gone. Where did he go?
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: Time for your main event of the Let's go. Brian
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: Myers makes his way to the ring.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Roster cut one you three.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: He knows that if he wins this, he becomes the
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: inaugural FWF Thunderslam Champion. But he has a huge test
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: in problem. The Big ban Diese walks down, looking as
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: tough as ever, and these two get ready to make history.
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: But he's not alone. Actually he's with the one two
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: three kid. This is strange. I didn't know they were
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: friends in this in this universe. He has a grin
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: on his face. Though Myers looks a little on settled
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: by this team. Here the bell rings the two circle.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: Myers is looking at both of the wrestlers. It seems
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: like it's probably gonna be a two on one. Diesel
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: steps forward, so does Meyers steps right up, puts his
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: hand on Diesel's chest.
• 36:16
  Speaker 10: And boom, Diesel drops. Myers goes to the pin one,
• 36:20
  Speaker 10: two three. What we're first at or something?
• 36:26
  Speaker 7: Thunderstorm Champion, Thunderstorm Champion, Brian Myers, Diesel and Kidder thrilled,
• 36:32
  Speaker 7: Myers has a mic.
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: He says, cut my fucking music. What you're looking at
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: is professional dominance. We came here with a plan to
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: make money, win belts and run this shit. These two
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: are as real as it gets. And I'm the new
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: FWF champion and that's the reality, and we are the
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: real three. We row this. What's this? Side glad? Two
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: minutes a man walks out on stage. He has a
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: poncho bandana around his mouth and a cowboy hat pulled down.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: Who's this? The arena goes dark, The screen turns on
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: and it says, I'm the law round here. The lights
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: go back on. The man's in the ring. He nails Myers.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: Myers is out, Diesel misses the boot, he gets nailed.
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: Kid swings wildly. The man Ducks has him up F five.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: The Real Three is back pedaling up the rap. Who's
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: this man?
• 37:42
  Speaker 7: He looks at the hard camera, takes out the bandana,
• 37:45
  Speaker 7: takes out his hat.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: The crowd goes wild.
• 37:48
  Speaker 7: It's the Gunslinger, It's the Texas Tornado, It's carry von Eric.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: And he is the Law. Thank you everyone, good night.
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: I have done this, all right, hell of a lot
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: better than collusion collision.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: All right? What do you think the Real three high?
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: You like that the Law?
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: We didn't get a payoff to Maccardona being a job
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: or is that justesus job?
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: Well, hopefully we continue this, you know what I'm.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: Saying, Clip Hager held around the world, because.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: Well I want to know what happens with Brick Flair
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: and Matcardonal.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Maybe maybe Mark will continue his bread on silver linings.
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: Hey, I'll tell you this. I wrote six shows, guys.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: Basically I wrote the shows just the case. You know,
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: I know the major I know the main event of
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: Major Fest. I'll tell you that right now. What about
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: take a break, Braids, you like to take a break.
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: Take a break braid Mark, okay, alright, three.
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: Hold on, I'm not ready.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: I'm always ready.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: Five four three two one.
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  Speaker 4: Hello and welcome to FWF thrill s oone presents.
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  Speaker 5: The Last Action Superstar.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome everyone back to f w F Thrill Zone with
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: our premiere event, the Last Action Superstar and headed to
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: the ring. Now our host of the evening, the star
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: of Last Action Hero, Danny aka Austin O'Brien. Austin O'Brien
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: comes out, He welcomes everybody, reminds him the Last Action
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: Hero is coming to theater soon. Don't listen, and he says,
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: get ready for all the action you can handle the night.
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: Here aren't thrill Zone with our first match.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: This is brutal type again.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: I can't believe me doing it so archaic.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: I have to You don't have it like lined up?
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: How do you line it up? Just create a playlist Spotify.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know I have Spotify. We're not hearing music.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: See I can hear yours either.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: Pal.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Here he is covering the ring. It's the junk your dog.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: Love this song.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: Jhyd is in the ring for our opening matchup. He's
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: waiting for his opponent. There's no music, and suddenly a
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: very familiar face walks through the curtain to a chorus
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: of Booze. It's Chris Jericho. Jercho says he's got a
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: mic in sand. He says, j Whyd Tonight, I'm gonna
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: face you and I have to tell you something. I'm
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: too rich to spend any time in a junkyard and
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: I absolutely hate dogs. I'm a cat person. So you
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: know what, Jyd, You know what? You know what, Jyd,
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: you just made the list. Of course of booze.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: We're off. We gotta ballance Jericho vs. J Whitey, So
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: I'm back and forth.
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: Actually j white didn't take kindly to those words from
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: Chris Jericho.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: He's super arrogant.
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: But boom out of nowhere after a competitive matchup, it's
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: the Judas Effect one two three year winner Chris Jericho.
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: Our next matchup check this timers, We'll be four the
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: crowning of the tag team champions.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: Here on Thrill Zone. Coming to the ring.
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: The ground is shaking underneath people's feet. It's the monster
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: team of Bam Bam, Bigelow and Earthquake. We call them
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: the super natural Disasters.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Who is Gonnap? This team here? Tonight.
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: This is just the odds are stacked. Here come their opponents,
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: the brand new team formed this week. They've been training hard,
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: cutting vignettes, inspirational, rocky like pre tapes and promos, so
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: the crowd is very aware of who's coming. It's the
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: dream team of Snake Housing Jake the Snake, Roberts and
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: Dan Housen. But the odds are stacked against him. I mean,
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: a combined weight of eight hundred pounds or how could
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: they ever beat the supernatural disasters? And just as we predicted,
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: it's a bloodbath. The supernatural disasters are all over them,
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: beating them mercifully. There's no way, no way, these guys
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: can win this thing. Dan Alison is worse for wear.
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: He needs to make a tag to Jake despby. This
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: thing's about to get into an earthquake, signaling for the splash,
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: but Jake's in a panic.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: He hops down, he gets the bag, he unleashes. It's Damien.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: But everyone knows if fact guys are scared of snakes.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: What do I know?
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: Damn Man, earthquake are a complete panic.
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: Out of nowhere, Danilson reaches up Schoolboy one two.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: They steal it.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: Snake Housing. You're new tad Team champions. They're going up
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: the aisle celebrating.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: The crowd's going crazy.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: Snake Hows and your new tag team champions here on
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: Thrill Zone. Next up, already in the ring, we have
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: the Honkey TNK Man, Greg the Hammer, Valentine and Double
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: J Jeff jar and they're ready for a good old
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: Nashville country concert here. But unfortunately I got to tell
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: you that this is at the Nassau Coliseum and the
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: New Yorkers are booing like crazy, Htm Valentine, Double J.
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: They're trying to play it at the chorus of Booze
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: are going nuts. Suddenly, suddenly, out of nowhere and unexpected
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: song plays, Oh shit, here they come. The Nassau Colseum's
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: going wild through the stands. It's Steve Ambrose seth rawlins
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: home and raise the Shield in full force. It looks
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: like we have an impromptu six man tag. The Shield
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: makes quick work of the Nashville Trio. Honky Tonk Man
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: gets the triple power bomb one two three, The Shield
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: are your victors. But they got the mic. They're saying,
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: you know what, guys, this just wasn't enough. We're still hungry.
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: We're not satisfied with just that victory, and we want
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: some more. So the crowd of weights, they're calling on anybody.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: Here comes.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: Accompany to the ring by T T D. It's the
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: British Bulldog. What t Bulldog is out there answer the challenge?
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: But who's gonna be? Who's gonna be? Willie Wilson's out
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: there too, They're out there with them. Who is it
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: going to be his partners? The crowd waits in anticipation.
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, he's back, red card, blue singlet, mister perfect.
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: Looks like he's up for the challenge of the Shield.
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: He's gonna join in this six man tag. And last,
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: but not least, who is going to round out this
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: six man tag?
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Who is going to finish this team? Oh my god.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: It's absolutely not that hideous Bill mckina shaw Michael's retro figure. No,
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: it's a yellow card, red and white tight Shaw Michaels
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: in the crowds going crazy high five to perfect high
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: fight the Bulldog and this thing is underway, back and forth,
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: non stop tag team here. The Shield is still just
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: so dominant. Hot tag the Shawn Michaels. He blows him
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: away without big flying Burrito tuning up the band super kick.
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: The Roman raids one two and it's a big double
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: save by Dean and Seth. They fill out. This thing's
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: gone haywire, bulloging perfect it bumping the forward back in.
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: It's a triple power bomb to Shawn Michaels and a
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: one two three the shield proves their dominance.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: That I with two back to back victories here on
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Thrill Zone time check damn.
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: Next up, we have the Interstate Championship match. This mash
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: will crown the very first interstate champion in the new
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: version of the retro Thrill Zone. Out first, this rated
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: RKO Randy Orton headed to the ring for this singles
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: match and his opponent, the best there is, the best
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: there was, the best there ever will be, Brett the.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Hit burn Heart.
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: These two are going at This is what they would
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: call over in turmoil, a work rate, match work rate.
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: These guys are back and forth tooth and now they
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: put it in. We're at the twenty minute mark at it. Yes, yes,
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: and there it is boom RKO out of nowhere. Randy
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: hits the r KO and Brady goes to the cover
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: one two kickout Brett kicked out. It's unbelievable. He mounts
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: a traditional Brett Hart comeback, the flying elbow off the top,
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: off the second Russian leg, sweep the whole ninety signal
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: for the sharp shirt. His Brett's got a second win.
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: He hooks it in. He hooks it in. Randy's screaming
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: for his life. He's in the sharp shotter. What's he
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: gonna do? Hand raise the tap, Han raise the tap.
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: He's crawling, he's digging the hand still up. Last ditch effort.
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: He grabs a rope. It's a rope brak. No submission,
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: No submission. Randy rolls to the floor in complete exhaustion.
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: Brett gets an idea. He's gonna set him up. He's
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: gonna give him some more. He's gonna hook him up
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: on the posts. He's going for that figure four on
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: the post. He's got him. Randy's screaming in pain, but
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: you know he can't tap because the ropes are involved.
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: It's a rope break. Brett rolls him back in. He's
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: got him. He knows there's blood in the water. Brett
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: goes to step in the ropes, but desperately Randy kicks
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: the middle rope. It right into his cock. This middle
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: rope to the cock. Brett's selling. Randy snatches him. He's
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: got him hooked. That signature Randy Yorton. Second rope dt Boom,
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: he hits it. Now he's firing up. He looks like
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: the viper we all know in love.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: He seizes his prey. He's eyeing him up. He goes
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: for it.
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: Okay ooh, I don't know where one, two, three, and
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: your new Inner State champion, Randy. He goes up to
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: the middle post. He hits that signature Randy Yorton.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: Pose.
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: The Pyrro's going off. He's got the interstate title draped
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: over his shoulder.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: It's now time for our May events.
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: I don't know you have ten minutes, five minutes left.
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, up next, it's a dream match.
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: I'm anticipating this stress.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Here he comes.
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: Nineteen ninety nine Sideburns, Rock Top.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: Ready to go.
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: This is big fight, Phiel. It's the main event here
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: of Last Action Superstar.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: H oh wrong John Cena song.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: One first time only time.
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: This is the first time only time. Oh, we're going
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: old school, first time only time. Sina versus Rock one
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: on one. We never thought we'd see it, but we're
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: gonna get it here tonight in the main event. You
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: could feel it. It's a stare down Mono, we mono.
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: These two ready to get it on and suddenly, wait
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: a second, tossing O'Brien. Okay, Danny from Last Ection Hero,
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: what's he doing out here?
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: Three minutes left?
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: He's like, hold on, folks, tonight, I'm in charge, and
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: I make the rules, and I have a sneaky feeling
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: we're gonna see this match for years to come, maybe
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: a couple of times. So I wanted to spice things
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: up a little bit. I've added another competitor to this matchup.
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: The crowd is puzzled, the rock is puzzled, seen as puzzled,
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: and suddenly.
• 51:35
  Speaker 11: Oh my god, it's the d the man Water.
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: That's Bro too, I'm guessing.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: Has Bro too, White trunks Alt.
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: That warrior comes blazing through the curtain, running down the aisle.
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: The crowd's going crazy, and then PROMPTU Main event ripple
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: threat match. This is not a work rate match. This
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: is a spectacle, folks, a spectacle.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: Ding ding ding.
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: These three warriors get after it, no pun intended back
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: and forth action. The crowd doesn't know who to cheer for.
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: It's electric in here. Finally it's how big fu by
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: John Cena to the rock. But as he lands, Warrior
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: comes from behind. Hits seen it with the splash one
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: two three, the Warrior, The Warrior wins it. Wow, Warrior
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: takes his claim as the top dog. Here it thrills own.
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: The crowd is celebrating. The Pyro is going off won
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: an event.
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: Uh oh oh no oh, no.
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: Oh no, here they come. They already stake their claim
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: of dominance here tonight the shield, the shield through the
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: crowd again. They've got Warrior completely cornered. It's gonna be
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: three on one. Warriors got his fists up, he's ready
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: to go. But what's this sena rock? They're back at
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: it from the ashes. They're opening the front of the shield.
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: HiT's three on three, hits three on three, the shield
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: go running, Warrior, Cena, the rock standing tall. What's gonna
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: come in this? What's gonna happen on the next Thrills over.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: Damn you hit that time? Fourteen minutes, five.
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: Seconds professional wrestlers. It's not a gimmick, a.
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: Guys, I had a ball, all right.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: I'm sweating I'm sweating once, but it's not gonna be
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: probably mad at me. I'm sweating. Chelsea's definitely mad at me.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: It was fun to do once. We gave you, guys
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: a little taste, but.
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: A little taste as my friend mattle taste.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: We will put a poll up because I do want
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: to know that.
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: I want not even close a law. Hey, I did,
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: uh the arena darkens because I didn't want to do
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: the lights going.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Area dark.
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: The arena darkens like a full sweat.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's too much.
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: Too much, guys, I had a ball man.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, we'll see you next month. For you, here's
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: here's my notes.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: Oh dude, come on.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: The other bonus is the uh becoming an indie god
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: Q and A. Check that out. You're very interesting accepsfable.
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: Then all right, other than that next month, yeah, but thunderstand.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: W Moving front Jack