Latest / Sherlock Holmes / Sherlock Holmes Radio The Diamond Jubilee Basil Rathbone, Nigel Bruce, Conw
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- 0:00Speaker 1: And now doctor Watson, supposing we get back to her
- 0:03Speaker 1: Majesty's diamond jubilee and the gentleman who tried to spoil
- 0:06Speaker 1: the celebration.
- 0:07Speaker 2: Yes, well, all London was on fate, mister Hannis.
- 0:10Speaker 3: The festivities were endless garden parties, concerts, parades.
- 0:15Speaker 2: The entire city was in a holiday mood. Or but
- 0:18Speaker 2: my friend Sherlock Holmes.
- 0:20Speaker 3: He had drawn the blinds to shut out the brilliant
- 0:22Speaker 3: spring sunshine and lay moping on the sofa, mostly pulling
- 0:27Speaker 3: apart the tassels of.
- 0:28Speaker 2: His ancient dressing gown.
- 0:35Speaker 3: Oh, for heaven's sake, homes back up and stop strewing
- 0:39Speaker 3: bits of silk all over the carpet.
- 0:41Speaker 2: You look as if you were molting.
- 0:43Speaker 3: Everyone else's overjoyed at the celebrations, even alone.
- 0:46Speaker 2: I'm having my own private celebration.
- 0:48Speaker 3: H What are you celebrating in this particularly lugubrious fashion?
- 0:53Speaker 1: Watson, you realize it's just six years since Professor Morriotty
- 0:56Speaker 1: and I pushed each other into the writing back falls
- 1:00Speaker 1: him back.
- 1:00Speaker 3: But you're not going to tell me you're sorry. You
- 1:02Speaker 3: finally rich society of that monster.
- 1:05Speaker 1: No, I suppose not, but think what an occasion of
- 1:07Speaker 1: this sort would have meant to him. Theaters and ballrooms
- 1:10Speaker 1: fairly dripping with jewels, intrigue and cabals on every street corner.
- 1:14Speaker 2: But a veritable Eldorado for a master criminal like Professor Moriarty.
- 1:18Speaker 2: And what's happened? Nothing?
- 1:20Speaker 3: Absolutely nothing. Well, you make your Scotland Yard some credit.
- 1:24Speaker 3: They have been working night and day to protect the
- 1:26Speaker 3: holidaymakers Scotland Yard.
- 1:29Speaker 1: How would Scotland Yard have prevailed against a mastermind like Mariarty? Yes,
- 1:33Speaker 1: the one antagonist I ever found who was my mental
- 1:35Speaker 1: equal army.
- 1:38Speaker 2: You forget. If you hadn't finished him, he'd have finished you.
- 1:41Speaker 3: You ought to thank you like his tars, he's gone
- 1:43Speaker 3: instead of moping about like a dying duck.
- 1:47Speaker 2: And see what it is, Watson, that's a good fellow.
- 1:48Speaker 3: In activity, that's rather that's wrong with you, homes, if
- 1:51Speaker 3: you've engaged in any normal occupation. Yes, there's a letter
- 1:58Speaker 3: for you, homes. Miss Hanson says it was delivered.
- 2:01Speaker 1: By hand, probably some female whose pet poodle is a
- 2:04Speaker 1: lope with someone else's spaniel.
- 2:06Speaker 2: I'm not interested.
- 2:07Speaker 3: Purple letter paper, addressed in a large scrawling hand. There's
- 2:11Speaker 3: a strange sort of crisscross in the upper left hand corner.
- 2:13Speaker 2: Of the envelope. What's that, Watson, give me that envelope? Well,
- 2:15Speaker 2: all right, you needn't snatch it out of my hand.
- 2:17Speaker 1: By all that's holy, that's not a double crisscross. It's
- 2:20Speaker 1: a letter, m Watson. It's Professor Moriarty's handwriting.
- 2:23Speaker 2: Oh, you're off your head, Holmes.
- 2:25Speaker 3: This little Mariarty business has become an obsession.
- 2:28Speaker 2: A hei feis.
- 2:29Speaker 3: You'd better go out in the fresh air and get
- 2:31Speaker 3: some exercise, or you'll be imagining that.
- 2:33Speaker 1: You see, Watson and listen to this to the world's
- 2:36Speaker 1: greatest detective, mister Sherlock Holmes. Warning, at least he doesn't
- 2:40Speaker 1: underrate me, Watson, Oh, go to blazes. You will doubtless
- 2:43Speaker 1: be astounded to learn. I am alive. I managed to
- 2:46Speaker 1: survive our little personal encounter in Switzerland, not without sustaining
- 2:50Speaker 1: physical damage which kept me in the hospital for over
- 2:52Speaker 1: a year. The remainder of the time which has intervened
- 2:55Speaker 1: since we last met, has been spent in building myself
- 2:57Speaker 1: a new organization. You've destroyed my last one, If you remember,
- 3:01Speaker 1: I shall not soon forgive you for that. You doubtless
- 3:04Speaker 1: look on yourself as society's protector.
- 3:06Speaker 2: You are wrong. I like that, don't it? To rout Watson.
- 3:09Speaker 1: The more I am thwarted, the greater is my thirst
- 3:11Speaker 1: for revenge on society. I have held my hand long enough.
- 3:15Speaker 1: From the day forward, look out for me. I shall
- 3:17Speaker 1: begin this afternoon by staging a daring jewel robbery in
- 3:21Speaker 1: the strand. Tonight a certain lady at the command performance
- 3:24Speaker 1: in Albert Hall will lose her famous emeralds. Tomorrow, and
- 3:27Speaker 1: the day after I shall perpetrate some new outrage.
- 3:30Speaker 2: He's ranting like a madman.
- 3:31Speaker 1: And last, but not least, you and your colleague doctor
- 3:35Speaker 1: Watson will be.
- 3:35Speaker 2: Put out of the way.
- 3:37Speaker 1: I take pleasure in advising you of the fact that
- 3:39Speaker 1: your hepatudinous friend Dr Watson will be the first to go.
- 3:42Speaker 3: Signed Mariarty. So I'm a bit of first. He doesn't
- 3:47Speaker 3: fight me, the old babbelheaded blow hard. Oh, I say, home, sir,
- 3:51Speaker 3: what is hebitudinous?
- 3:52Speaker 1: Hebitudinous, my dear Watson means rather blunted mentally?
- 3:57Speaker 2: Oh it does does it? What's happening out a hall
- 4:00Speaker 2: to night? Watson?
- 4:01Speaker 3: I believe it's a concert bad and in a petty
- 4:03Speaker 3: everyone will be there.
- 4:05Speaker 2: You ain't thinking of attending. I suppose why not, Watson?
- 4:09Speaker 2: Why not?
- 4:11Speaker 1: You might tell missus Hudson to shake the camphor out
- 4:13Speaker 1: of our evening clothes. I wonder if I have a
- 4:15Speaker 1: clean stiff shirt.
- 4:24Speaker 2: Oh dash it. All these seems to be the difficulty, Watson.
- 4:27Speaker 3: Oh everything shrank my collar, my waist, could even my
- 4:30Speaker 3: evening pumps. Why is it when anything's laid away in
- 4:34Speaker 3: muffballs for a few months and inevitably comes out of
- 4:37Speaker 3: size smaller.
- 4:38Speaker 1: It couldn't be because you've grown a size larger.
- 4:40Speaker 2: I suppose. Oh, shut up right there? You see? You
- 4:44Speaker 2: see what happens when I lose my temper? What? I
- 4:46Speaker 2: just popped another button?
- 4:47Speaker 1: I suggest you to send to the kitchen and allarm
- 4:49Speaker 1: missus Hudson to repair the damage.
- 4:51Speaker 2: No, now what it sounds like one of your confounded clients.
- 4:55Speaker 2: Don't worry.
- 4:55Speaker 1: I'll get rid of him in short order. I better
- 4:57Speaker 1: take the backstairs down to the kitchen. Watson, you don't
- 4:59Speaker 1: want to be brought in a disarray in case the
- 5:02Speaker 1: client is a lady who good Lord, the flowers that
- 5:06Speaker 1: bloom in the spring trailer come in, mister Holmes, Mister
- 5:11Speaker 1: Sherlock Holmes, yes, I have Hector Pumfret of Pumfret, Pumfort
- 5:15Speaker 1: and Smock. We are the best known duel as in London,
- 5:18Speaker 1: mister Holmes, by appointment to His Highness, the Prince of Wales.
- 5:20Speaker 1: No less, of course, of course you have a shop
- 5:23Speaker 1: in the strand and you've just been robbed.
- 5:25Speaker 2: But mister Holmes, how did you know it happened less
- 5:28Speaker 2: than an hour ago?
- 5:29Speaker 1: My dear mister Pumfret, I have rather special sources of information.
- 5:32Speaker 1: It's incredible I haven't informed anyone, not even the police.
- 5:36Speaker 1: You see, some of the stolen jewels weren't my property.
- 5:39Speaker 1: Lady Biddlesburg's pearls, for instance, as she said, would be restrung.
- 5:42Speaker 2: Then, of course the great Burmese ruby I had upon consignment, I.
- 5:46Speaker 1: Practically sold it to that wealthy mister Comps Jones from Denver,
- 5:50Speaker 1: who it will ruin my business if they about recover. Pity,
- 5:53Speaker 1: But it's out frazeous that such a thing should be
- 5:55Speaker 1: allowed to happen in a civilized country, and in broad daylight.
- 5:58Speaker 1: What's happened in broad day strake? Where did you come from?
- 6:01Speaker 2: And what in thunder you mean? Bursting in honest like this,
- 6:03Speaker 2: mister Pomfret, I.
- 6:04Speaker 4: Understand you've been burgled. I've come to see about it.
- 6:07Speaker 4: I'm inspectorless charade of Scotland yard. Well, I don't want
- 6:10Speaker 4: you to go away. You may not rot me, mister Pomfret,
- 6:12Speaker 4: but your partner, mister Smart does. He's the one that
- 6:14Speaker 4: sent for me. He telled me where you'd popped off to,
- 6:17Speaker 4: so I came round to make sure you didn't get
- 6:19Speaker 4: any bad advice.
- 6:21Speaker 1: Thank you, lestrade for the vote of confidence. And now
- 6:24Speaker 1: I suppose you sit here quietly. Well, mister Pomfret tells
- 6:26Speaker 1: me just what occurred where mister Holmes. I was in
- 6:28Speaker 1: the shop alone, it was getting late and I was
- 6:30Speaker 1: about to lock up when a nice, respectable Youngish man
- 6:33Speaker 1: walked in the door. He wore a Prince Albert, carried
- 6:35Speaker 1: a silver headed Malaco stick, a small plato, and had
- 6:39Speaker 1: just the suggestion of.
- 6:40Speaker 2: A limp.
- 6:48Speaker 1: Pardon me or mitt Hamfred. I believe the thing I
- 6:50Speaker 1: could do for you, sir. I want the pot of
- 6:51Speaker 1: locking up, but if there's.
- 6:52Speaker 3: Anything you want to not a crystal of my watch.
- 6:56Speaker 3: I'm a doctor who saying my watch is a rather
- 6:58Speaker 3: important bit of equipment.
- 6:59Speaker 2: In madrafer.
- 7:00Speaker 1: Of course, I asked them, well, how if we have
- 7:02Speaker 1: a crystal to fit, if you don't mind waiting a moment,
- 7:04Speaker 1: not at all.
- 7:05Speaker 3: I had him red myself by looking at the handsome
- 7:07Speaker 3: baubles in this showcase. More than baubles, I assure you,
- 7:11Speaker 3: mister Watson, Dr Watson, well that ruby in the middle
- 7:14Speaker 3: is worth a king's ransom. As they say, yes, here
- 7:17Speaker 3: we are this crystal's perfect fifth.
- 7:20Speaker 1: Just as likely the pressures so and there we are.
- 7:23Speaker 1: Did you watch, doctor Watson? The charge to be too
- 7:25Speaker 1: shill keep.
- 7:25Speaker 2: The watches served his purpose. I prefer the ruby.
- 7:28Speaker 1: The other bables you can beck, or you'll be cut
- 7:31Speaker 1: by flying cloff for doctor Watson put down my case.
- 7:33Speaker 2: Well stop him, I've been robbed. Stop me, stop quick.
- 7:45Speaker 2: As a flack of contents of the showcase ran out.
- 7:47Speaker 1: The door and was lost in the crowds, showing no
- 7:49Speaker 1: signs of a limp. I take it, mister comfort, Why
- 7:52Speaker 1: no stones the lips certainly wasn't evidence. He ran out
- 7:55Speaker 1: of the shop leaving his watch, and yes, I brought
- 7:57Speaker 1: it with me. I've heard you can deduce a man's
- 7:59Speaker 1: in time history from his watch. Whether it is interesting
- 8:04Speaker 1: very interesting.
- 8:05Speaker 4: The thing that interested me about mister Pomford's story was
- 8:08Speaker 4: the thief's name, Watson, Doctor Watson, my dear lestrade.
- 8:13Speaker 1: You don't suppose any jewel thief is going to be
- 8:14Speaker 1: foolish enough to give his right name.
- 8:16Speaker 2: I'm not so sure. What did he? Plager's a Potford, Oh,
- 8:18Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 8:19Speaker 1: Not bad hype, military mustache, slightly green at the temples.
- 8:23Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I think that a hold. If I
- 8:25Speaker 2: don't take a deep breath, I'm sorry.
- 8:28Speaker 1: Well, as a matter of fact, the thief looked very
- 8:30Speaker 1: much like Oh no by Joe.
- 8:32Speaker 2: He was this gentleman who just came in. What thief
- 8:35Speaker 2: you're talking about now? Oh?
- 8:36Speaker 3: We're evening in the star House, a Scotland Yards prize
- 8:39Speaker 3: watch dogger homes my watch.
- 8:42Speaker 2: Where on earth did you find.
- 8:43Speaker 1: Where you left the doctor Watson in my shop when
- 8:46Speaker 1: you smashed my showcase and made off with the Burmese ruby.
- 8:48Speaker 2: Doctor mentioned Lady Biddleswod's pearls. It was what the man
- 8:51Speaker 2: raving about. You didn't know, so you turned thief, Dr Watson.
- 8:56Speaker 4: This association with Sherlock Elves is responsible, no doubt. I've
- 9:00Speaker 4: already suspected you do out both side the street.
- 9:02Speaker 1: Once it is all about Hermes. Has everyone gone mad?
- 9:05Speaker 1: I think I can explain the confusion.
- 9:07Speaker 2: Watson. You'll not talk your way out of it this time.
- 9:09Speaker 4: Mister shirlack Elms, we've got the goods on your friend,
- 9:12Speaker 4: doctor Watson.
- 9:12Speaker 2: Mister pomfret is made a positive identification.
- 9:15Speaker 4: Hell ideed looking forward to using these handcuffs and new checks.
- 9:20Speaker 2: For Heaven's sake.
- 9:20Speaker 1: Letstrats sit down and try not to be a bigger
- 9:22Speaker 1: fool than the Lord intended.
- 9:23Speaker 2: It's also perfectly simple. Here.
- 9:26Speaker 1: Read this letter I received this morning and see if
- 9:28Speaker 1: you can comprehend what danger.
- 9:29Speaker 2: We're really in. It'll take more than a letter.
- 9:31Speaker 1: Shut up and read it now, then, Watson, when did
- 9:34Speaker 1: you first miss your watch?
- 9:36Speaker 3: Let me see it? But it was this morning when
- 9:38Speaker 3: I wanted to take missus Hilton's pulse. I was positive
- 9:41Speaker 3: I asked to did into my pocket when I obsessed
- 9:43Speaker 3: this morning. But I suppose I left it behind on
- 9:46Speaker 3: the bureau, I sometimes, do you know?
- 9:47Speaker 2: No, Watson, you took it with you. Remember you told
- 9:49Speaker 2: me you were about to leave? Yes, right, so I did.
- 9:53Speaker 2: Then how did you get here? The watch was lifted
- 9:55Speaker 2: from your pocket?
- 9:56Speaker 1: By one of the light fingered gentry and Mariotti's employ
- 9:59Speaker 1: Later the start noon, it was used by another gentleman
- 10:01Speaker 1: who impersonated you and robbed the jewelry shop of mister
- 10:04Speaker 1: Pomfort here, leaving the watch behind to incriminate you for
- 10:07Speaker 1: the blackgard.
- 10:08Speaker 2: The filthy black ard. I've been in you. Why you
- 10:10Speaker 2: can give me an alibi, homes that's really easy coats.
- 10:13Speaker 1: If you won't believe me, lestrade, perhaps you'll take missus
- 10:15Speaker 1: Hudson's word.
- 10:16Speaker 2: She spent the.
- 10:16Speaker 1: Afternoon letting out Dr Watson's dress shirt and fitting it
- 10:19Speaker 1: to his person.
- 10:20Speaker 2: But this is in fantastic that it was exactly your mister.
- 10:22Speaker 4: Holmes, always hanky panky about Professor Moriarity and his outfit.
- 10:26Speaker 4: I've never even seen the man. There is such a person.
- 10:29Speaker 4: We'll just have to take my word for it, fastrade.
- 10:32Speaker 1: Incidentally, we shall miss the first part of the concert
- 10:34Speaker 1: at Albert Horror lests be hurried, Oh good lord, and
- 10:35Speaker 1: I have to rush home and dress. I'm sitting in
- 10:38Speaker 1: Sister Compston Jones's box.
- 10:39Speaker 2: You know who cares.
- 10:40Speaker 4: I shall have to go to keep an eye on
- 10:42Speaker 4: those blasted tis.
- 10:44Speaker 2: I suppose ha. I hate music.
- 10:46Speaker 1: I know you wouldn't want to miss the professor's next robbery.
- 10:49Speaker 1: Come along restaurant, Yes, Watson, I think we shall stain
- 11:07Speaker 1: ourselves here at the foot of the gratair case.
- 11:09Speaker 2: Whose emeralds do you think Mariart is after? Don't know.
- 11:12Speaker 1: It could be the Maharani of Saiba or the Bolivian
- 11:15Speaker 1: Millionairest Senora Bolda here comes farm looks agitated, but find
- 11:20Speaker 1: one purloined the crown.
- 11:21Speaker 4: Jewels bit with him already better than this bararch felt
- 11:23Speaker 4: has lost an expensive brooch and two of Madame Duran
- 11:26Speaker 4: Sevie's diamond bracelets.
- 11:27Speaker 3: Are Missus Mariart's millions were warming up to the main event, prubbish.
- 11:31Speaker 2: It's these four females. Never make sure the catches are
- 11:34Speaker 2: properly terre, thank your homes.
- 11:36Speaker 3: Look, look at that enormed woman coming in the carriage entrance.
- 11:39Speaker 3: She looks like an animated Christmas tree us enough to
- 11:42Speaker 3: blind you pees.
- 11:43Speaker 4: That's Missus de Cumpson Jones, the American. He has board
- 11:46Speaker 4: duels and most of the crown aids in Europe.
- 11:48Speaker 1: Yes, and most particularly she has an emerald necklace that
- 11:51Speaker 1: makes the Maharanis and the Senoras look like something at
- 11:53Speaker 1: the Vicars tea party.
- 11:54Speaker 3: I see, look who's beside her, the little pip squiaze.
- 11:58Speaker 4: It's miss Derek dupon it. So he didn't keep her waiting,
- 12:01Speaker 4: after all, it.
- 12:02Speaker 2: Must be a quick change out his day, Watson. She
- 12:05Speaker 2: seems to be giving him what for. Hey, they can't.
- 12:08Speaker 1: I suggest you'll precede them to her box while Doctor
- 12:10Speaker 1: Watson and I bring up the rear.
- 12:11Speaker 2: Those emiral will certainly deserve a God of honor.
- 12:13Speaker 4: Yes, And I'm pretty mad at you, pumpfred My dear
- 12:16Speaker 4: missus Jones, you know dog gone well.
- 12:18Speaker 2: I wanted that ruby, but I assure you, Missus Jones,
- 12:21Speaker 2: it was stolen. Stolen and broad daylight. Don't make me laugh.
- 12:25Speaker 2: Some other women off you a better price, but you're
- 12:27Speaker 2: not kidding me, Dear missus Jones. I'll assure you the
- 12:30Speaker 2: jewel was stolen. Word of honor, evening star a good evening.
- 12:33Speaker 2: If this is inspected the star of scotton Yard, Missus Jones,
- 12:35Speaker 2: he'll tell you why I was wrong. And look here,
- 12:37Speaker 2: mister Pomfret, I.
- 12:38Speaker 4: Wonder if you could persuade Missus Jones to make sure
- 12:40Speaker 4: all her duer catches out at work in order.
- 12:42Speaker 2: Young man. I'm quite capable of taking care of them
- 12:45Speaker 2: own affairs.
- 12:47Speaker 1: Come on, Pumfred, yes, missus Jones, Hey, get off of
- 12:55Speaker 1: the train.
- 12:56Speaker 2: Watson, I wasn't getting where near the silly thing. Well,
- 12:58Speaker 2: some would try to trip me up. Call him in
- 13:02Speaker 2: my necklace. Mammal necklace is gone. Somebody stolen. I've been wrong.
- 13:07Speaker 2: I've been wrong. Everybody is turning around. Yeah, no, steer,
- 13:11Speaker 2: everybody don't know hand. I felt someone's hand on the
- 13:14Speaker 2: back of my neck. Then the necklace was gone. Where
- 13:17Speaker 2: did it go? Very far?
- 13:18Speaker 4: I assure you no one has moved. Whoever took it's
- 13:20Speaker 4: within arm's reach. I was on one side of here,
- 13:23Speaker 4: mister Pompfret on the other, and Sherlock Elms.
- 13:26Speaker 2: And Dr Watson were directly in bed in back. That's
- 13:29Speaker 2: where a fella's hand on the back of my neck.
- 13:32Speaker 1: It's that doctor Watson. He brought my shop, but I
- 13:35Speaker 1: let him talk me out of it. You renegade, you
- 13:37Speaker 1: back of gurned me, you I did. I didn't touch
- 13:40Speaker 1: the emeralds. The silly things probably fell off a lightly story.
- 13:43Speaker 3: Well, all right, search me if you don't believe it,
- 13:45Speaker 3: well will that's like search him.
- 13:47Speaker 1: What's that bulge in his left hand pocket?
- 13:50Speaker 2: The emeralds and more? Besides, would this be your room?
- 13:54Speaker 2: Be mister Pomfret and lady what's her name's pearls?
- 13:57Speaker 4: Yes, this is the art felt brooch and the missing
- 14:01Speaker 4: diamond bracelets as well.
- 14:02Speaker 2: Quite a haul. What's the congratulations? Does it? Dr Watson?
- 14:07Speaker 2: You're under arrest, but this is preposterous. Its outrageous. Homes
- 14:12Speaker 2: don't just tend that like a nava. Say do something?
- 14:15Speaker 2: What is there to do? My dear Watson? Better go quietly?
- 14:18Speaker 1: Yes, as things stand, I think jail may be the
- 14:21Speaker 1: safest place for you.
- 14:22Speaker 2: Homes.
- 14:40Speaker 1: Come in, ah, Inspector Lestrade. Happened about early, aren't you?
- 14:45Speaker 1: After last night's festivities? A Patty was an excellent voice,
- 14:49Speaker 1: didn't you think?
- 14:49Speaker 2: I didn't miss?
- 14:50Speaker 1: And I was busy see and no more duels were stolen,
- 14:53Speaker 1: even with Doctor Watson safely under lock and key.
- 14:56Speaker 4: As a matter of factor home, several other pieces did
- 14:59Speaker 4: turn up missing Duchess of Wentworth's Tierna, Lady Mowner's diamond stomacher.
- 15:04Speaker 4: Oh look here, Elvis, you don't think it's possible those
- 15:08Speaker 4: tours were planted and Dr Watson.
- 15:11Speaker 1: Lestrade, you astonish me every now and then you show
- 15:14Speaker 1: signs of intelligence. By the way, I had a further
- 15:17Speaker 1: communication from Professor Moriarty this morning.
- 15:19Speaker 2: Like we read it to you.
- 15:19Speaker 1: I don't suppose I could stop you quite, my dear
- 15:22Speaker 1: mister Sharnock Holmes, yesterday's exploits were so successful in spite
- 15:25Speaker 1: of my advance warning, I think I shall let you
- 15:27Speaker 1: in on my further plans. I rather enjoy watching your
- 15:31Speaker 1: feeble attempts to prevent my activities and to wrap at
- 15:34Speaker 1: you too, you know, Lestrade, go on, I shall arise betimes.
- 15:38Speaker 1: But this morning I shall rob the sailors and merchants
- 15:40Speaker 1: bank at nine the merchant's guilt were received by attention.
- 15:44Speaker 1: At eleven fifteen, I shall relieve Lily Langtry of her sapphires.
- 15:47Speaker 1: I shall then take two hours off for lunch. The
- 15:49Speaker 1: music at the Savoys.
- 15:50Speaker 2: So refreshing, you know.
- 15:52Speaker 1: At two Darnis Traphagen's famous cameos will be missing. At
- 15:56Speaker 1: four Mortimer Brewster, the American millionaire, will find it convenient
- 16:00Speaker 1: to pay me one hundred thousand pounds to cover up
- 16:02Speaker 1: a few little irregularities in his shipping business. Then I
- 16:05Speaker 1: shall go home for a bit of a nap, a
- 16:07Speaker 1: late dinner and then the grand finale.
- 16:09Speaker 2: Well, what's he got off his seed for this evening?
- 16:11Speaker 1: The blighter, I shall spend the evening at Buckingham Palace,
- 16:14Speaker 1: where Her Majesty is giving a ball. All the best
- 16:17Speaker 1: people will be there. I do hope you can manage
- 16:19Speaker 1: to come, my dear Holmes, for at twelve midnight, I
- 16:22Speaker 1: shall blow the whole place to kingdom. Come until then,
- 16:25Speaker 1: au Revoir signed Mariotti.
- 16:28Speaker 2: He's joking, of course he must be joking.
- 16:31Speaker 4: Blow up the palace, good lord, it's unthinkable at it.
- 16:34Speaker 2: It's a nightmare.
- 16:35Speaker 1: It's worse than that Lustrant. It could very well be
- 16:37Speaker 1: the twilight of the gods for the British Empire.
- 16:39Speaker 4: Your joking, homes I was never more serious in my
- 16:41Speaker 4: entire life.
- 16:43Speaker 1: Come in, Inspector Lestraza Scotlandyard sent me.
- 16:47Speaker 2: They thought you ought to know what Albert and straighten
- 16:49Speaker 2: your tuni Here, sir.
- 16:50Speaker 1: The Sailors and Merchants banks has been robbed, and the
- 16:52Speaker 1: Merchants guild all has been set afires. You can't very
- 16:55Speaker 1: well blame Watson for those calamities.
- 16:56Speaker 2: Lastrant. Maybe we should have locked you up to elf,
- 16:59Speaker 2: But there's something else. What's that?
- 17:00Speaker 1: Albert A mister Pomfret, Sir, mister Rector Pomfret was found
- 17:03Speaker 1: tied up this flat when his CHARLIEY come to work.
- 17:05Speaker 2: This morning, said, good Lord said, he says he's been
- 17:07Speaker 2: tied up since you went home to dress for the
- 17:09Speaker 2: concert last night. But he was at the concert. I
- 17:11Speaker 2: saw it with the own two eyes.
- 17:12Speaker 1: No, Lestrade, you saw someone who impersonated Hector Pomfret, the
- 17:16Speaker 1: same man who earlier impersonated doctor Watson. I suspect I
- 17:19Speaker 1: was pretty sure it wasn't Pomfret himself. When he arrived
- 17:21Speaker 1: so promptly, he hadn't had time to change, you though,
- 17:24Speaker 1: And then when I saw his ears, I was certain
- 17:26Speaker 1: his ears what they ought to do with it? A
- 17:29Speaker 1: good makeup can disguise any feature except ears. The ears
- 17:33Speaker 1: on the man who escorted Missus de Coumsey Jones were
- 17:35Speaker 1: not the ears I'd noticed on mister Pumfret earlier in
- 17:37Speaker 1: the day.
- 17:38Speaker 2: Whose ears were they dispose?
- 17:40Speaker 1: I rather imagine they belonged to Professor Mariotti. I'm convinced
- 17:43Speaker 1: he spent the last few years studying the art of.
- 17:45Speaker 2: Disguise, But then we wouldn't know him if we ran
- 17:48Speaker 2: into him. I would lestard.
- 17:50Speaker 1: I should be looking for his ears to night at
- 17:51Speaker 1: the ball at Buckingham Palace. But do you think you
- 17:54Speaker 1: could manage to release Watson.
- 17:55Speaker 2: In time to accompany me. I hate to carry my
- 17:58Speaker 2: own folver. It destroys the fits to one's evening clothes.
- 18:01Speaker 2: Don't you know.
- 18:12Speaker 1: You've seen clothes whose very appearance breathes fine quality, graceful tailoring,
- 18:16Speaker 1: perfect fit, rich, long wearing materials. But unless you've worn
- 18:20Speaker 1: clipper Craft clothes, you've never seen that kind of suit
- 18:23Speaker 1: at only forty and forty five dollars, or that kind
- 18:26Speaker 1: of topcode or overcoat at only forty dollars. The quality
- 18:30Speaker 1: so evident in Clippercraft clothes is made possible by the
- 18:33Speaker 1: sensational Clippercraft Plan. It concentrates the buying power of nine
- 18:38Speaker 1: hundred and twenty four leading independent stores across the nation,
- 18:42Speaker 1: bringing you the savings that result from this group buying. Yes,
- 18:45Speaker 1: even clothing experts are amazed at these remarkable Clippercraft values,
- 18:50Speaker 1: clothes that are truly fine in every way at the
- 18:52Speaker 1: price of ordinary clothes, selling expensive clothes at inexpensive low
- 18:57Speaker 1: prices at the nation's faintest independent stores is the great,
- 19:01Speaker 1: big idea behind the Clippercraft plan. That's why men who
- 19:04Speaker 1: know insist on Clippercraft clothes. So be sure to visit
- 19:08Speaker 1: the Clippercraft store in your city.
- 19:11Speaker 5: These leading stores in the metropolitan area are proud to
- 19:14Speaker 5: add their names to Clippercraft and your suit, top code
- 19:17Speaker 5: and overcoat. In Manhattan, John Wallamacer Men's Stores Broadway at
- 19:21Speaker 5: eighth and sixty seven Liberty Street Sacks thirty fourth Broadway
- 19:25Speaker 5: at thirty fourth in Brooklyn, Abraham and Strauss in New York,
- 19:28Speaker 5: New Jersey Boulevard Men's Shop Creskey Yarck, and in Jamaica
- 19:32Speaker 5: the B and B Clothes Shop one sixty four oh
- 19:35Speaker 5: eight Jamaica Avenue.
- 20:04Speaker 3: I could be if he stay homes and nothing like
- 20:06Speaker 3: a border Backingham palace brings are the flower.
- 20:10Speaker 2: Of the Empire.
- 20:11Speaker 1: I always say, quite a contrast to Bow Street jail.
- 20:13Speaker 3: If I shall forgive you for that in a hurried
- 20:15Speaker 3: homes but here comes the star looking like a mother
- 20:18Speaker 3: hen whose ducks have taken the water.
- 20:20Speaker 4: Here Holmes High Cardiff William and someone sneak in that
- 20:24Speaker 4: confounded bomb in an opera cloak on a bustle.
- 20:27Speaker 1: My dear Lestrade, I told you I'd taken care of
- 20:28Speaker 1: that Shinwell Johnson has provided us with the best poop
- 20:31Speaker 1: pockets in the business.
- 20:32Speaker 2: They're acting as cult room attendance.
- 20:34Speaker 1: I promise you every guest of this party has been
- 20:36Speaker 1: thoroughly if unobtretrusively gone over.
- 20:39Speaker 2: Not a pocket takerchief has been overlooked by men. Frist
- 20:42Speaker 2: is the star. The great danger, of course, is the refreshments. Well.
- 20:45Speaker 4: I'm ordered supper served intense at the opposite end of
- 20:47Speaker 4: the grounds, like you suggest.
- 20:49Speaker 2: If it's too far for the guests.
- 20:50Speaker 4: To walk, so much the better they'll have to get
- 20:52Speaker 4: along in the punch in champagne, and very.
- 20:55Speaker 2: Nice champagne too. I must say yes. The old widow
- 20:57Speaker 2: of Windsor keeps an excellent cellar. God lesser and keep
- 21:00Speaker 2: her from harm. Amen.
- 21:08Speaker 4: There's your Albert, Lustrade. What's he carrying in that basket? Hey, Albert,
- 21:11Speaker 4: come here, la, what's.
- 21:14Speaker 2: That you've got in the basket? I'm taking in a
- 21:16Speaker 2: chicken and a bottle of wine to the boy.
- 21:17Speaker 1: Sir, There's to be no refreshment served in and the
- 21:19Speaker 1: boys are uncommon hungry.
- 21:20Speaker 2: So we Albert, those who give us that basket very good, sir.
- 21:23Speaker 3: Homes, you're not going to have a picnic lunch. Here
- 21:26Speaker 3: a nice pump chicken, Albert, and rather heavy. Wait a minute,
- 21:30Speaker 3: where are you going get another chicken for the boy, sir?
- 21:32Speaker 2: Oh no, Albert, stay here and share this one with us. Homes.
- 21:36Speaker 1: That chicken it's sticking. Guess what's and it contains a
- 21:39Speaker 1: very ingenious time bomb. When is it set to go off?
- 21:42Speaker 2: Professor Moriarty mm.
- 21:44Speaker 4: At twelve o'clock, which is an exactly thirty second.
- 21:49Speaker 2: You you're not Albert quite Hang on to Lustrade. I'll
- 21:53Speaker 2: take care of the bar. There's no time for thirty seconds. Homes.
- 21:55Speaker 2: Throw that chicken out of the window.
- 21:59Speaker 1: Cool.
- 22:00Speaker 2: Why didn't you throw the bomb? Why did he have
- 22:02Speaker 2: to run with it?
- 22:02Speaker 3: So you can only throw it about fifty feet The
- 22:04Speaker 3: explosion would be too close.
- 22:05Speaker 2: It would start a panic.
- 22:06Speaker 3: On the other hand, it's remarkable how far you can
- 22:08Speaker 3: run if you've been a splintering your youth.
- 22:10Speaker 2: That oh, will it never be twove o'clock. It's the
- 22:13Speaker 2: longest thirty seconds of my entire life. You've poke. I'm
- 22:29Speaker 2: something's wrong. I'm short, madam. It's just a signal to
- 22:32Speaker 2: start the fireworks. Yes, there goes the first Roman candle.
- 22:37Speaker 2: Oh lovely.
- 22:40Speaker 1: Oh no, that barn I tossed it into the lake
- 22:44Speaker 1: created quite a splash, but the water deaden the explosion.
- 22:48Speaker 2: In one more cristed oes. Oh you might call, Oh,
- 22:54Speaker 2: of course. Why didn't I think of that? S