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- 0:44Speaker 2: Welcome to the show. I'm Jim to my left, my
- 0:46Speaker 2: level and Mary Dangers go home to Deb Roberts. Hello.
- 0:48Speaker 2: Then producer Jack brat Chall, Good afternoon, Homedy Alien, Ross Pagety,
- 0:53Speaker 2: it smells like a birthday. Seven to seven zero three one.
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- 1:21Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh, do not pop that thing. It wasn't cheap.
- 1:28Speaker 4: Right right in the middle of Jim's intro, Deb attached
- 1:32Speaker 4: a birthday balloon to his head.
- 1:35Speaker 5: When deb gets the birthday balloon, she gets one that
- 1:38Speaker 5: they could give rides on. She goes with the high
- 1:43Speaker 5: end birthday below.
- 1:44Speaker 3: Hey, you guys are my guys. I gotta make sure
- 1:46Speaker 3: you guys.
- 1:47Speaker 2: Appreciate that very balloon. Very kind of you, guys. Thank you,
- 1:51Speaker 2: Thank you for the cake. Was delicious. Appreciate it.
- 1:55Speaker 5: You share a birthday with jay Z apparently Tyra Banks.
- 1:59Speaker 2: Oh look at that, yeah, jay Z And there was
- 2:02Speaker 2: some He's oddly proud, but I like it. And our
- 2:05Speaker 2: buddy Shane has the same birthday yeah, it's so funny.
- 2:08Speaker 2: His wife texts me this morning, wish be a happy birthday,
- 2:11Speaker 2: and it reminded me to text him, Yeah, I wish
- 2:13Speaker 2: him happy birthday. So yeah, yeah, fifty eight years old today,
- 2:17Speaker 2: you'res young. I should say that's young. Oh yeah, I'm
- 2:20Speaker 2: the bait. Well, actually now i'm I'm officially the same
- 2:22Speaker 2: age as Jack. We're the same age for what six months? Yeah,
- 2:26Speaker 2: until April? Until April? Yeah, yeah, five months. It's just
- 2:31Speaker 2: a remarkable it's just wild. What's wild?
- 2:34Speaker 6: What do you think?
- 2:34Speaker 2: You guys are at the same age? And you just
- 2:36Speaker 2: said why is it? Why is that wild? It's just
- 2:38Speaker 2: existence has treated you guys differently? How is that by
- 2:42Speaker 2: what's that? What do you mean by that?
- 2:43Speaker 7: What?
- 2:44Speaker 2: I just think? You guys? What are you saying?
- 2:47Speaker 4: What I was trying to just get at, is that
- 2:50Speaker 4: like you guys go about life differently?
- 2:52Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, And how did you tell that? That's
- 2:56Speaker 2: kind of an interesting to be the thing to be
- 2:57Speaker 2: able to tell just by looking at somebody. Would you agree?
- 2:59Speaker 4: I find I remember correctly you blame youth and Jaeger
- 3:05Speaker 4: on what?
- 3:06Speaker 2: Ah? You on? What on my what? Don't you very cryptic?
- 3:11Speaker 2: I don't understand what you're saying. I guess I'm kind
- 3:14Speaker 2: of dancing around something that's very blunt and frank, which
- 3:17Speaker 2: is I look older than fifty eight. Tom Van said
- 3:20Speaker 2: it the best when I told him. I was like,
- 3:22Speaker 2: because I did their show, Tom and Dan, our buddies,
- 3:24Speaker 2: Tom and Dan, I did their show last year around
- 3:26Speaker 2: the same time, and uh, and Tom like basically said,
- 3:29Speaker 2: I can't believe you're only fifty seven. Oh see, I
- 3:33Speaker 2: look older because I am I'm bald, and I'm gray.
- 3:36Speaker 2: Uh And I did. I let it rip for a
- 3:38Speaker 2: while when I was younger, but I would also point
- 3:40Speaker 2: out that effect.
- 3:42Speaker 4: Those are so, those are like the older isms of
- 3:46Speaker 4: being a male. Yes, however, you look incredibly young with them.
- 3:51Speaker 8: I don't know.
- 3:51Speaker 2: I don't know what you mean. You're a parad.
- 3:54Speaker 4: I mean that like, if you grab all the people
- 3:57Speaker 4: who are bald with a white goatee and you put
- 4:00Speaker 4: them in a line, you would be one of the
- 4:03Speaker 4: youngest ones.
- 4:03Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, dude. I mean, look, I catch
- 4:05Speaker 2: a glimpse of myself in the mirror, and it doesn't
- 4:07Speaker 2: lie a whole bunch.
- 4:08Speaker 4: We're comparing to other Jim alikes Jim lookalikes here.
- 4:12Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I just think out of the in that category,
- 4:15Speaker 2: you're killing it. Uh yeah, my face says America first. Yes, yes,
- 4:22Speaker 2: like my entire vibe says America first. My vibe. You
- 4:26Speaker 2: know what my vibe is. When somebody walks on the road,
- 4:29Speaker 2: they look at me, they think two words truck nuts.
- 4:32Speaker 2: They're like, there's no way this guy doesn't have truck nuts.
- 4:36Speaker 2: But I still think you pull it off as well.
- 4:39Speaker 2: I appreciate it, buddy, I've aged oddly. I have no
- 4:42Speaker 2: problem with it, you know. Okay, thank you. All we
- 4:46Speaker 2: can do is work with what we've got, right yeah yeah,
- 4:49Speaker 2: yea yeah, and what we created, yeah, what we got
- 4:52Speaker 2: in the now. Yeah yeah, don't worry about the past.
- 4:56Speaker 2: Thank everybody who took the time to instagram messag me
- 5:00Speaker 2: happy birthday this morning. My mother in law is always
- 5:02Speaker 2: the very first one because she wakes up at four
- 5:04Speaker 2: o'clock in the morning. I got her text at four
- 5:06Speaker 2: thirty eight, so she waited a little bit this year.
- 5:09Speaker 2: Oh wow, like a rooster. And then all my kids
- 5:13Speaker 2: have checked in. That's great. My wife give me a
- 5:14Speaker 2: nice big naked hug this morning, which was even better.
- 5:17Speaker 2: I was naked she was fully clothed. All right, that's
- 5:23Speaker 2: always fun, right, it's always good. Let me ask. Also,
- 5:27Speaker 2: when you do the birthday thing, you have a bunch
- 5:28Speaker 2: of friends, and your friends are couples. When the wife
- 5:32Speaker 2: of those friends emails you or text you happy birthday,
- 5:36Speaker 2: I am always to assume that's from the couple. Correct, Yes, Yeah,
- 5:39Speaker 2: because I mean I can't expect all those dudes to
- 5:42Speaker 2: send me happy birthdays. Mostly in my world, in the
- 5:47Speaker 2: couples that we chill with, it's the female that reaches
- 5:49Speaker 2: out and says happy birthday. The dudes usually don't say
- 5:53Speaker 2: a word.
- 5:53Speaker 5: A few exceptions, code Blacks should text you independently of
- 5:56Speaker 5: as will.
- 5:56Speaker 2: Yeah, Code Black's gonna be at my gig tonight, so
- 5:59Speaker 2: you know, I'll slap in the back of his head.
- 6:01Speaker 3: What even gig?
- 6:02Speaker 2: No, I gotta we're doing a play dinner birthday dinner
- 6:06Speaker 2: after showing birthday? Are you birthday slapping base? What the hell?
- 6:10Speaker 2: I guess the birthday funk lines going? Where are you
- 6:13Speaker 2: performing at Texas Roadhouse? Best gig in the world, zill Yeah,
- 6:18Speaker 2: is that you're getting some food? Yeah? Going out to you?
- 6:21Speaker 2: That's hard tradition. I don't know, do you guys have
- 6:23Speaker 2: a birthday tradition, like you know, traditionally, we just you know,
- 6:26Speaker 2: make a date and we all go out and grab
- 6:28Speaker 2: dinner and exchange gifts and grab a cake and then
- 6:32Speaker 2: out we go and we we don't we hardly ever
- 6:35Speaker 2: do birthdays at home anymore. We go out somewhere. Now.
- 6:38Speaker 2: That used to be why I used to like him.
- 6:39Speaker 2: I'm home.
- 6:40Speaker 4: I don't really have any birthday tradition outside of outback.
- 6:45Speaker 2: I mean that's a tradition.
- 6:46Speaker 4: I think I'm going to my birthday, but not recently
- 6:48Speaker 4: like buck oot box Slovakian steakhouse.
- 6:53Speaker 2: You can't use it with the other one. It's hard.
- 6:56Speaker 2: It's a whole different thing.
- 6:58Speaker 4: But I would say twelve of my birthdays I've been there. Oh,
- 7:01Speaker 4: really a third of my life I've celebrated birthdays at Alba.
- 7:04Speaker 2: Yeah. The funny is we've done everything from uh, we've
- 7:07Speaker 2: done everything from uh it was an Eden bar over here,
- 7:11Speaker 2: uh in make you to go to in the and
- 7:14Speaker 2: we would go to a movie in the Zion. We've
- 7:16Speaker 2: done Boogaa Bepo back in the day. We've done steakhouses,
- 7:19Speaker 2: We've done Kobe, We've done it all. Man.
- 7:22Speaker 3: Oh, you seem like Kobe would be the place for tonight.
- 7:24Speaker 3: That's usually a code Blacks face.
- 7:27Speaker 2: Kobe's a code Blake. Kobe loves our cold go Black
- 7:30Speaker 2: loves that Kobe Kobe Black loves and all the Blacks
- 7:33Speaker 2: love the Goby's. What do you do for your birthday?
- 7:36Speaker 2: Do you have a tradition? But with the fam? I
- 7:38Speaker 2: know what we do here?
- 7:39Speaker 3: Well, normally Chris and I are traveling. Oh that's right, Yeah,
- 7:42Speaker 3: we usually travel that week. Yeah, that won't be happening
- 7:46Speaker 3: this year. Oh really, Well, we have a we're planning
- 7:48Speaker 3: a wedding.
- 7:49Speaker 2: And you can't you can't travel? I mean, is there
- 7:51Speaker 2: a text we don't know about.
- 7:53Speaker 3: No, it's called not a Lot of Cash?
- 7:56Speaker 2: Gotcha, I gotcha. It's hard, exactly, It is really really
- 8:00Speaker 2: hard pots it and picking in. You better send a
- 8:03Speaker 2: strongly worded letter. Can I throw down?
- 8:05Speaker 3: Okay, here's my strongly worded letter, just.
- 8:08Speaker 2: Because I'm not willing to throw in the towel in
- 8:11Speaker 2: for you, dead right, Saint Pete?
- 8:14Speaker 4: Maybe a weekend because you don't I know when you
- 8:17Speaker 4: travel for your birthday. It's like we've gone to Alaska.
- 8:20Speaker 2: Usually Freehouse or something like that.
- 8:22Speaker 4: It's always something really cool, exotic and usually if my
- 8:25Speaker 4: memory serves me correct, more time than not far away. Yeah,
- 8:29Speaker 4: kick out for a little forty eight fifty hour trip.
- 8:32Speaker 3: Those not a bad idea.
- 8:33Speaker 2: Those still can close some mental tabs and refresh some
- 8:36Speaker 2: new one hundred that little uh, that little mini vacation
- 8:40Speaker 2: from you know where you take a Friday off, Friday, Saturday, Sunday,
- 8:43Speaker 2: come back home, a little West coast action. That's good
- 8:45Speaker 2: because love that, because all the effort that it takes
- 8:48Speaker 2: to travel is a real thing.
- 8:50Speaker 3: Oh can you tell us about it? Yeah?
- 8:52Speaker 4: Yeah, Oh my god, if you could dial it back
- 8:55Speaker 4: on the travel effort and still experience a trip, I
- 8:58Speaker 4: am too thousand percent saying everybody should do that every Now,
- 9:02Speaker 4: have you.
- 9:02Speaker 2: Found out yet if your if your son killed any
- 9:05Speaker 2: fragile grannies, no idea with his sickness on the airplane,
- 9:08Speaker 2: when you just paraded him up and down the aisle,
- 9:10Speaker 2: guys as if you were like you were, you were
- 9:12Speaker 2: crop dusting them with you know what I had. There's
- 9:15Speaker 2: COVID for you and everybody. His first word say, is
- 9:20Speaker 2: I am COVID.
- 9:22Speaker 3: I I it wasn't that long ago. I just saw myles, right,
- 9:25Speaker 3: was his birthday. Yeah, yeah, Oh my god, he's so much.
- 9:30Speaker 3: He's got little boyface. He doesn't have a toddler. Look.
- 9:35Speaker 3: I can't believe quickly he's changing.
- 9:37Speaker 2: The baby fat's going away. He's starting to lean out
- 9:39Speaker 2: a little.
- 9:39Speaker 4: Babies are just like sentient calendars, right exactly.
- 9:45Speaker 2: They just remind you of like that was last month. Yeah, yeah,
- 9:48Speaker 2: I guess because I could.
- 9:49Speaker 3: When he was showing me photos from the air there
- 9:52Speaker 3: are Thanksgiving trip, I was like, Oh, he's cute.
- 9:54Speaker 2: Who's is this? Who's that is this one? Oh? Yeah,
- 9:57Speaker 2: who's that full grown man sending on his lap in
- 9:59Speaker 2: a diaper? Jack's birthday stuff for you. You're a stay at
- 10:04Speaker 2: home family kind of guy, right, we do.
- 10:06Speaker 5: Yeah, And that's how it was, especially with a big
- 10:08Speaker 5: family growing up. It was always, you know, dinner, family dinner.
- 10:12Speaker 5: What you get to pick the meal and it was
- 10:14Speaker 5: and your favorite dessert because I mean there were seven
- 10:18Speaker 5: kids in the family. So my wife and I do that.
- 10:20Speaker 5: But now with our kids, if they want to go out,
- 10:23Speaker 5: like a year ago, the daughter.
- 10:24Speaker 2: Wanted to go to Kobe, we did that.
- 10:25Speaker 5: That was the first time for me actually, or you
- 10:28Speaker 5: know that, we'll let them pick a restaurant.
- 10:30Speaker 2: In back sense. Yeah, well once ugh yeah, top three
- 10:35Speaker 2: leftover places of all time. Yeah, it was good. Hey,
- 10:39Speaker 2: you get that shock when you figure you're paying thirty
- 10:41Speaker 2: seven dollars for a chicken dish, but you don't realize
- 10:43Speaker 2: you're getting sixteen pounds of rice and chicken you're eating
- 10:46Speaker 2: up in the next month, is it? Is it? It
- 10:48Speaker 2: fun that just like everybody who says white sauce, we
- 10:51Speaker 2: all go like, oh, that's that's everybody knows. Everybody knows.
- 10:55Speaker 2: Everybody knows, and even if you've got it wrong, it's
- 10:57Speaker 2: still like everybody knows. Everybody knows. Yeah about Kobe white sauce.
- 11:03Speaker 2: Looking forward tonight though, man? Love it? Are when you
- 11:05Speaker 2: when you are you doing much steak?
- 11:07Speaker 9: I do?
- 11:08Speaker 2: Yeah? Are you a baked potato or fries guy? When
- 11:10Speaker 2: it comes to your side.
- 11:11Speaker 4: If I'm talking steak, I'm going baked potato. Like to
- 11:13Speaker 4: baked potato, load it up, and I like to have
- 11:15Speaker 4: it wear a hat, little dress, Yeah, a couple of
- 11:18Speaker 4: a little sun dress and some pumps, sour cream, butter, chives, bacon, bacon.
- 11:24Speaker 2: And cheese.
- 11:26Speaker 3: I usually asked for my baked potato to be dressed
- 11:29Speaker 3: like I'm on death row.
- 11:30Speaker 2: What's that means?
- 11:32Speaker 3: Loaded up as much as you can. This could be
- 11:33Speaker 3: my last meal.
- 11:35Speaker 2: One of those. So, Jim, if you could have anything
- 11:40Speaker 2: for your birthday?
- 11:40Speaker 3: I don't ask him that, but.
- 11:42Speaker 4: It's still an interesting question because there's so many things
- 11:47Speaker 4: that I know, you know, life has you have earned
- 11:50Speaker 4: and obtained. But what is one thing that you were,
- 11:53Speaker 4: just like God, one birthday this is going to happen?
- 11:57Speaker 2: Is there a thing? Man? I don't know, buddy. I'm
- 12:00Speaker 2: very fortunate, you know, you know, and the thing is
- 12:05Speaker 2: too So I don't like doing stuff for myself on
- 12:06Speaker 2: my birthday. I would rather do it with the with
- 12:08Speaker 2: the crew. Okay, so you know, so maybe just something
- 12:11Speaker 2: with the whole crew, you know, I get away trip
- 12:13Speaker 2: with everybody. Maybe a birthday cruise with my entire fam.
- 12:15Speaker 3: Okay would be kind of cool.
- 12:16Speaker 2: Oh that'd be fun. And you've never done that. We've
- 12:18Speaker 2: done a family cruise before, but the kids were really young.
- 12:20Speaker 2: They weren't able to drink and get hammered and walk
- 12:22Speaker 2: us back to our rooms. And it wasn't your birthday,
- 12:24Speaker 2: it was not our birthday. And it was just a
- 12:26Speaker 2: summer trip, you know, because we we could next year
- 12:29Speaker 2: and we did it once. Yeah, may do that all right?
- 12:31Speaker 2: Four seven nine one six one text us at seven
- 12:34Speaker 2: seven zero three one. Bunch of fun stuff to talk
- 12:37Speaker 2: about today. Debut do you have for news?
- 12:38Speaker 3: A drug bust is described by authorities as quote breaking
- 12:42Speaker 3: bad on steroids end quote. Deputies identify the driver killed
- 12:46Speaker 3: in an apparent road rage, and FIFA and LEGO are
- 12:50Speaker 3: teaming up. We'll talk about that and more coming up
- 12:53Speaker 3: next during JCS news.
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- 12:56Speaker 2: Colbert Show.
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- 13:15Speaker 10: Happy birthday, Jim and many many more to come. Thank
- 13:18Speaker 10: you very much, big Al the Boiled Peanut guy. I
- 13:20Speaker 10: will be sixty on Saturday and it sucks you guys.
- 13:25Speaker 10: Have a merry Christmas and a happy new Year, and
- 13:27Speaker 10: I wish you all the luck in twenty twenty six.
- 13:30Speaker 2: Thank you, brother, Love you guys, take care. He love
- 13:32Speaker 2: you to Happy day, Covert and Company.
- 13:34Speaker 11: It's Concreek, Mike, Jimmy Jimmy Man, Happy birthday, buddy. Congratulations
- 13:39Speaker 11: on making it this far in life and still having
- 13:41Speaker 11: a little bit of hair on your head. I would
- 13:43Speaker 11: like to reach out my services and provide to you
- 13:48Speaker 11: a fishing charter and we can go out fishing for
- 13:51Speaker 11: catfish and see if you've learned anything in all these
- 13:53Speaker 11: years in your wisdom.
- 13:55Speaker 3: This sevenths I really thought it was an honest doctor
- 13:58Speaker 3: out there.
- 13:58Speaker 2: You did, I did all right for us out a
- 14:01Speaker 2: ninete six on one text seven seven zero three one.
- 14:04Speaker 2: Welcome back on Jim. There's deb he Jack, yeah, and
- 14:08Speaker 2: Ross as well. Believe in yourself. All right, Dev's got
- 14:10Speaker 2: some news, let's get it.
- 14:13Speaker 1: It's time for JCS news. Wow, this guy got to
- 14:18Speaker 1: put his name on everything.
- 14:19Speaker 2: It's in my contracted here's the news on the Jim Colberg.
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- 14:26Speaker 3: mortgage guy Don all right. An explosion occurred due to
- 14:29Speaker 3: a gas leak in Eustace today injuring one person. Debris
- 14:33Speaker 3: and glass were seen scattered over the parking lot in
- 14:35Speaker 3: area roads and because of that, Eustace police sat on
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- 14:44Speaker 3: and video shows heavy damage to the building. Lake County
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- 14:52Speaker 3: but still alive and hopefully we'll remain so all right.
- 14:55Speaker 3: Multiple fire trucks were sent to Lockheed Martin on sand
- 14:59Speaker 3: Lake Road yes yterday afternoon. Aerial footage showed firefighters spraying
- 15:03Speaker 3: people in silver reflective suits with a substance. Officials did
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- 15:28Speaker 3: exit onto John Young Parkway from Kirkman Road.
- 15:32Speaker 2: And when I first moved here, my dad I would
- 15:33Speaker 2: have to take that to get to my job, right,
- 15:35Speaker 2: my dad would tell me, because whatever you do, do
- 15:38Speaker 2: not miss that exit. They'll drive forward in a lock
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- 15:42Speaker 5: Well, I think they've improved it with all the construction
- 15:44Speaker 5: over there. It's not as much area crap. Yeah, Like
- 15:49Speaker 5: you just wouldn't be aware. You're just driving down the road.
- 15:51Speaker 5: Suddenly you're in a guard guard shack and you're like, well,
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- 15:56Speaker 2: There's a dud with an M sixteen checking your ID.
- 15:58Speaker 3: Exactly. My mom and I used to make that wrong turn,
- 16:01Speaker 3: you know, and just end up driving around the parking lot,
- 16:04Speaker 3: lots of cars, no people outside.
- 16:06Speaker 4: It's gotten better, but you can still zig instead of zaga.
- 16:10Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, without a doubt. All the construction for
- 16:12Speaker 2: Epic Universe and the road construction over.
- 16:14Speaker 3: There, M and the other hotels and everything going on,
- 16:16Speaker 3: I drive all right. Authorities are describing a major drug
- 16:19Speaker 3: bust in Bervard County as breaking bad on steroids.
- 16:22Speaker 2: This is crazy.
- 16:24Speaker 3: Police arrested twenty six year old Maxwell Horvath after confiscating
- 16:28Speaker 3: nearly ninety two thousand pounds of what they call seven
- 16:32Speaker 3: oh H. It's a crative derived substance that is known
- 16:36Speaker 3: to bind opioids to products like vapes and sweets. The
- 16:39Speaker 3: hall carried a street value of more than four and
- 16:42Speaker 3: a half million dollars. Investigators also found automatic weapons, grenade simulators,
- 16:47Speaker 3: five IEDs, and fifty pounds of explosive precursor chemicals. The
- 16:53Speaker 3: discovery capped a months long investigation led by the DEA
- 16:57Speaker 3: ATF and local law enforcement.
- 16:59Speaker 2: I think this got had in the same world before.
- 17:02Speaker 2: I think if they I remember this guy a couple
- 17:03Speaker 2: of years ago had the same kind of scenario where
- 17:06Speaker 2: he was with weapons and explosives and stuff. Not a learner,
- 17:10Speaker 2: not a learner.
- 17:11Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, hey, hey hey, pay attention.
- 17:14Speaker 2: All right.
- 17:15Speaker 3: A driver was shot and kildner the Mandarin a State
- 17:17Speaker 3: subdivision in Longwood earlier this week after an armed confrontation
- 17:20Speaker 3: between two motorists, has been identified as fifty one year
- 17:24Speaker 3: old Manuel Rosato of Longwood. According to the Seminole County
- 17:27Speaker 3: Sheriff's Office, the shooter in it will not face charges
- 17:31Speaker 3: under Florida's standard ground law. Turns out, the State Attorney's office,
- 17:34Speaker 3: as a senior prosecutor, went to the scene and said
- 17:37Speaker 3: it was apparent from what they found that it was
- 17:40Speaker 3: a justifiable homicide.
- 17:42Speaker 2: All right.
- 17:43Speaker 3: A celebration of life is being held today for a
- 17:45Speaker 3: locksmith who died after responding with law enforcement to serve
- 17:48Speaker 3: an eviction notice. Seventy six year old David Long was
- 17:51Speaker 3: shot by Michael Halberstam as he opened fire on deputies
- 17:55Speaker 3: showing up at his Indian River County home last month.
- 17:58Speaker 8: Mister Long was the locksmith on scene and was there
- 18:01Speaker 8: to help our deputies with the eviction process. He was
- 18:04Speaker 8: a beloved member of our community and I have heard
- 18:07Speaker 8: from many people Holly both used his services and consider
- 18:11Speaker 8: him a friend.
- 18:12Speaker 3: Sheriff Eric Flowers paid tribute to Long during the funeral
- 18:16Speaker 3: this week for Sergeant Terry Sweeting mash Cow, who was
- 18:19Speaker 3: also killed by gunfire. Now, under Florida law, locksmith's are
- 18:23Speaker 3: required to assist deputies during evictions to secure properties. The
- 18:27Speaker 3: celebration of life for Long is being held at Calvary
- 18:30Speaker 3: Chapel in Vero Beach and in lieu of Flowers. I
- 18:32Speaker 3: love this. Donations may be made to your local Humane society.
- 18:36Speaker 2: Nice all right.
- 18:37Speaker 3: The City of Daytona Beach.
- 18:39Speaker 2: They going through something right now.
- 18:41Speaker 3: Yeah, they're reviewing policy about travel expenses after audit results.
- 18:46Speaker 3: The audit claims travel expenses and other spending took place
- 18:50Speaker 3: through city accounts without authorization. The audit was called for
- 18:54Speaker 3: after someone claimed a supervisor was having a relationship with
- 18:57Speaker 3: another employee and letting them use city funds to buy
- 19:01Speaker 3: personal items. So the current spending policy has not been
- 19:05Speaker 3: updated since the nineteen nineties. City Manager Derek Feacher agrees
- 19:11Speaker 3: the policy could be changed, but said the audit had
- 19:13Speaker 3: findings he did not agree with. Yeah, probably that three
- 19:16Speaker 3: hundred and fifty thousand dollars wash.
- 19:19Speaker 2: And by the way, the nineties in Daytona a perfectly normal.
- 19:22Speaker 2: I mean, nothing really happening over there in the nineties
- 19:24Speaker 2: and everything. MTV was coming every year. Everything above board,
- 19:28Speaker 2: everything's fine, and nothing to see here. Fun. I read
- 19:30Speaker 2: the story today and I was just like, you could
- 19:32Speaker 2: literally hear them the instant that the state said we're
- 19:35Speaker 2: going to start auditing cities. You could hear them going
- 19:37Speaker 2: get the shredder. Yeah, you literally hear it from all
- 19:40Speaker 2: the way over here.
- 19:42Speaker 3: Florida's State House Select Committee on Congressional Redistricting meets for
- 19:46Speaker 3: the first time this afternoon. This is about Faridia's telling
- 19:50Speaker 3: the legislature we don't want you playing these parties and
- 19:52Speaker 3: games with the map.
- 19:52Speaker 12: We want state leaders to focus.
- 19:54Speaker 2: Their time and our tax.
- 19:55Speaker 10: Payer dollars aren't addressing the affordability crisis and the other
- 19:58Speaker 10: issues that affect our everyday life, actually gets.
- 20:00Speaker 3: The law in Florida to do this, by the way
- 20:02Speaker 3: it is, and you know, also taking time to figure
- 20:04Speaker 3: out what's our official state bird. But Common Cause Florida
- 20:07Speaker 3: Executive director Amy Keith says, you know, a recent poll
- 20:10Speaker 3: they took found a plurality of Republican and Trump voters
- 20:14Speaker 3: and the majority of Democrat and no party affiliation voters
- 20:18Speaker 3: are against mid decade redistricting. In twenty ten, if you remember,
- 20:23Speaker 3: Jimmy said at Florida voters past the Fair District's amendments
- 20:27Speaker 3: banning jerrymandering. The governor has claimed the state's current map
- 20:31Speaker 3: is racially jerry manderd in South Florida.
- 20:33Speaker 2: That's the magic word, by the way, racially. Yeah, the
- 20:35Speaker 2: racial thing is the magic word they use to be
- 20:37Speaker 2: able to do this in the middle because that's what
- 20:39Speaker 2: they can justify doing it, because I believe that's where
- 20:41Speaker 2: the law kind of roles. They're saying, we're fixing a
- 20:44Speaker 2: problem right exactly, which is usually only handled every census
- 20:47Speaker 2: because then you get the ten year outlook of what
- 20:50Speaker 2: your state has done in ten years, who's moved in
- 20:53Speaker 2: you know what the breakdown looks like. Doing this in
- 20:55Speaker 2: the middle of this is completely against the law and
- 20:57Speaker 2: against whatever we stand for as a nation. By doing
- 21:00Speaker 2: this all these states doing it Democrat or Republican is stupid.
- 21:03Speaker 5: And it started with Texas. Yes, right, that did then
- 21:06Speaker 5: the ball rolling. If you're going to do it, then
- 21:08Speaker 5: we're going to handle it.
- 21:09Speaker 2: It's just return fire. I mean, it's like stand your
- 21:11Speaker 2: ground for redistagreeing.
- 21:12Speaker 4: It is the thing that pisses me off the most
- 21:15Speaker 4: when it comes to politics, because a Republican doesn't like
- 21:17Speaker 4: a democratic. Democrat doesn't like a Republican. But I just
- 21:20Speaker 4: want to remind you that you should both be pissed
- 21:22Speaker 4: off about this.
- 21:23Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's like yeah, And that's what their poll found.
- 21:26Speaker 3: Their poll found that a lot of people in the
- 21:28Speaker 3: state of Florida do not support doing this right now.
- 21:31Speaker 3: It's putting their focus and our taxpayer dollars on the
- 21:34Speaker 3: wrong topics.
- 21:35Speaker 2: Sending a precedent I think is pretty dangerous who down
- 21:36Speaker 2: the road as well politically?
- 21:38Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely well. The governor also says that the current
- 21:41Speaker 3: map is malaportioned due to recent population growth. Now, protest
- 21:45Speaker 3: groups are mobilizing ahead of hearings as the April twentieth
- 21:48Speaker 3: qualifying deadline looms, and you're going to see this at
- 21:52Speaker 3: the stage for another fight, I believe between the governor
- 21:55Speaker 3: and Florida House Republicans because they're moving now and he
- 21:58Speaker 3: wants to wait.
- 21:59Speaker 2: All right.
- 22:00Speaker 3: More than a dozen cases, actually fourteen of Legionnaire's disease
- 22:03Speaker 3: has State Senator Carlos Guillermo Smith calling for more transparency.
- 22:07Speaker 3: All cases have been tied away Crunch Fitness location on
- 22:10Speaker 3: e Silver Star Road to Ocoe. Smith says the Florida
- 22:13Speaker 3: Department of Health needs to be more transparent. Crench Fitness
- 22:18Speaker 3: said the Health Department didn't inform them of a confirmed link,
- 22:21Speaker 3: but they're still taking mitigation efforts like water testing to
- 22:25Speaker 3: keep members safe. Symptoms of Legionnaire's disease include fever, respiratory problems, nausea,
- 22:31Speaker 3: and vomiting.
- 22:31Speaker 5: I know by the rest of you, but I have
- 22:33Speaker 5: to do some heavy mental exercises. It convinced myself to
- 22:36Speaker 5: exercise and to go to the gym. Ooh yeah, this
- 22:39Speaker 5: would be an easy one.
- 22:41Speaker 2: Absolutely a stipid for a few weeks.
- 22:45Speaker 3: Hey, I'm not going to take any chances. Speaking of transparency,
- 22:49Speaker 3: Florida is creating an AI Bill of Rights as the
- 22:52Speaker 3: popularity of artificial intelligence increases. Governor Desantas says it will
- 22:57Speaker 3: also ensure your name, image and likeness protected so no
- 23:01Speaker 3: computer can put words in your mouth and profit from it.
- 23:04Speaker 3: Here's the tragic side of AI. Orlando mother Megan Garcia
- 23:08Speaker 3: is suing character AI after her fourteen year old son
- 23:11Speaker 3: shot himself in the head months after talking to the box.
- 23:15Speaker 2: This shot encouraged school for months to find a way
- 23:18Speaker 2: to come home and made promise that it would be
- 23:22Speaker 2: waiting in some fictional world.
- 23:24Speaker 3: The bill will protect residents from unfair claims practices by
- 23:27Speaker 3: ensuring a human reviews them, and will mandate attorneys disclose
- 23:32Speaker 3: when they are using AI and legal briefs.
- 23:34Speaker 2: And you can't use the argument that it's just adolescents
- 23:37Speaker 2: that are dealing with this, maybe their development is slow
- 23:40Speaker 2: or whatever, and there they're just you know, kind of
- 23:43Speaker 2: lured into this more than any other. But that's not
- 23:45Speaker 2: true at all. There's actually another case spending right now,
- 23:48Speaker 2: a twenty four or five year old college student that
- 23:51Speaker 2: happened the very same thing happened, and he had talked
- 23:54Speaker 2: into doing this by one that pretended to be his
- 23:56Speaker 2: best friend.
- 23:57Speaker 5: So a different story today about how just a loneliness
- 24:01Speaker 5: epidemic of people in their forties and fifties and more
- 24:04Speaker 5: of them are relying on, you know, chatbots and stuff
- 24:07Speaker 5: for companionship.
- 24:08Speaker 3: That's exactly what I was going to say, Jack. And
- 24:10Speaker 3: when you when you think about the fact that you know,
- 24:12Speaker 3: chat GPT now says that you can sext, you know,
- 24:16Speaker 3: with an AI bot, you know, show.
- 24:19Speaker 2: Me your USB.
- 24:21Speaker 4: It makes me have to take the feathers of crow
- 24:23Speaker 4: out of my mouth because when that movie Her came
- 24:26Speaker 4: out about that too, it was like, man that well
- 24:29Speaker 4: never happy exceptly right now, like roughly ten years from now.
- 24:34Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly all right.
- 24:36Speaker 3: And hearing to possibly dismiss A lawsuit filed against SeaWorld
- 24:40Speaker 3: is scheduled for Monday. We touched on this a little
- 24:43Speaker 3: bit last night, but the lawsuit was filed after Hillary
- 24:46Speaker 3: Martin was hit by a bird while on the make
- 24:48Speaker 3: O roller coaster at the park. She claims she was
- 24:51Speaker 3: hit by a duck, but SeaWorld claims she was hit
- 24:54Speaker 3: by a snowy egret, a wild bird that they're not
- 24:57Speaker 3: responsible for.
- 24:58Speaker 2: That's all I mean. Today, it says somebody said the
- 25:01Speaker 2: SeaWorld should should sue her face for killing an indager bird.
- 25:07Speaker 3: SeaWorld also says Martin refused medical transport and wanted to
- 25:11Speaker 3: continue her day in the park. Martin claims she suffered
- 25:14Speaker 3: permanent mental and physical injuries and that SeaWorld failed to
- 25:18Speaker 3: maintain reasonably safe conditions in the park.
- 25:22Speaker 2: Can you say reach, Yeah, she's gonna lose.
- 25:25Speaker 4: Draatically there you go. Yeah, we're gonna need some help
- 25:28Speaker 4: down here. We got a ten four Fabio ten four Fabo.
- 25:31Speaker 3: That's one of my favorite videos of all time. Gotta
- 25:33Speaker 3: state three fo came out, went onto that roller coaster
- 25:36Speaker 3: as a stud, and came off an embarrassed, bloody mess.
- 25:39Speaker 2: That dude took a hit, though he took a serious
- 25:41Speaker 2: hit hit.
- 25:43Speaker 4: I know an odd amount of details about that event
- 25:45Speaker 4: because I am on record. I think that's the funniest
- 25:48Speaker 4: thing that's ever happened.
- 25:51Speaker 2: Romance novel. Yeah Fabio getting rocked by a bird? All right.
- 25:55Speaker 3: This is something you don't hear of every day, But
- 25:57Speaker 3: the city of Tampa is buying ten million gallons of
- 26:01Speaker 3: water per day from Tampa Bay Water. Usually the city
- 26:08Speaker 3: doesn't start buying water until March or April. Oh look,
- 26:12Speaker 3: it's only December fourth. Wow, planning manager for the Tampa
- 26:16Speaker 3: Water Department said, the city is in an interesting situation
- 26:19Speaker 3: after a thirteen inch rainfall deficit this year and we're
- 26:23Speaker 3: not even in our driest months yet. Wow. It was
- 26:26Speaker 3: the first time in about a decade. Literally it was
- 26:28Speaker 3: twenty fifteen no major hurricanes made landfall. The department also
- 26:32Speaker 3: sources water from the Hillsboro River.
- 26:36Speaker 2: Say, we just can't have good things, you figure.
- 26:39Speaker 5: Oh, no, hurricanes hit, finally a little relief, and now
- 26:43Speaker 5: we got a problem.
- 26:44Speaker 2: Oh, we didn't get enough.
- 26:45Speaker 3: Rain ten million gallons a day.
- 26:47Speaker 5: Yet we have communities like Mound Dora and Titusville dealing
- 26:52Speaker 5: with problems from too much rain in one day.
- 26:54Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, exactly.
- 26:56Speaker 4: I've been in bad decisions before, but I've never had
- 26:58Speaker 4: to need water on the Yeah.
- 27:00Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 27:01Speaker 3: And we usually think of this as like, you know,
- 27:03Speaker 3: a Tehran's story or somewhere overseas, but the drought conditions
- 27:07Speaker 3: in Florida already getting pretty bad. Also still over in
- 27:10Speaker 3: the Tampa area, there is good news to report in
- 27:12Speaker 3: the Tropicana Field renovations. Saint Petersburg officials said yesterday the
- 27:17Speaker 3: roof is now weather sealed and the project to get
- 27:19Speaker 3: the stadium open for baseball season is ahead of schedule.
- 27:22Speaker 3: City of Saint Petersburg architect Roll Quintana tells News Channel
- 27:26Speaker 3: eight there are still dealing with some of the damage
- 27:28Speaker 3: caused by rain, mold, and mildew.
- 27:31Speaker 8: The cabling, for the most part got tested and will
- 27:34Speaker 8: be replaced. There's a lot of broadcast equipment that needs
- 27:37Speaker 8: to be replaced.
- 27:38Speaker 3: The traps roof was ripped open last year during Hurricane Milton,
- 27:41Speaker 3: and it forced the Rays to play their home games
- 27:44Speaker 3: in Tampa at Steinbrenner Field. Opening day is April sixth,
- 27:48Speaker 3: and City Development Administration Managing Director Beth Herrondan says there
- 27:52Speaker 3: are no concerns about being ready, and of course the
- 27:55Speaker 3: winter baseball meetings, the ownership meetings get started in Orlando
- 27:59Speaker 3: this Sunday.
- 28:00Speaker 2: Yep, anybody know anyone's going to You don't know anybody
- 28:04Speaker 2: know what? Are you going to sit outside a conference
- 28:06Speaker 2: room for.
- 28:08Speaker 4: Evesdrop sneak against the wall exactly home alone recorded?
- 28:14Speaker 3: And then finally I thought of you Ros specifically with
- 28:16Speaker 3: this next story because yeh, FIFO, f FIFA and LEGO are.
- 28:20Speaker 2: Teaming up all right.
- 28:22Speaker 3: The league and the toy Company unveiled a World Cup
- 28:25Speaker 3: trophy model.
- 28:26Speaker 2: Maybe the men's national team can build a trophy.
- 28:29Speaker 3: It's said to be life size, consisting of over twenty
- 28:33Speaker 3: eight hundred pieces and features details of the actual trophy.
- 28:38Speaker 3: That's cool, Yeah, very cool. Fans can pre order the
- 28:41Speaker 3: model for around two hundred dollars, so the shipment's expected
- 28:44Speaker 3: to begin in March. The World Cup kicks off in
- 28:47Speaker 3: June and North America and will be played in multiple
- 28:50Speaker 3: US cities. I believe there is a watch party going
- 28:52Speaker 3: on today in Miami as they draw the final, Like,
- 28:55Speaker 3: what what teams are going to be, you know, performing
- 28:58Speaker 3: at this Miami gardens?
- 29:00Speaker 2: I believe, right, Yeah, it's the draw. Yeah, the draws
- 29:02Speaker 2: today and tomorrow.
- 29:03Speaker 4: Ross, I think I don't know exactly when the draws
- 29:06Speaker 4: to Okay, I just in fact, I think they still
- 29:09Speaker 4: are qualifying for this last little pot.
- 29:12Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 29:12Speaker 3: Well, either way, that concludes your JCS news.
- 29:17Speaker 2: So well, FIFA, all right, you need it with more flair, FIFA, FIFA,
- 29:27Speaker 2: FIFA due one. Froggers Football Forecast is next, Dude ball.
- 29:38Speaker 1: It's time for the Froggers Football Forecast on the Jim
- 29:42Speaker 1: Colbert Show.
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- 29:45Speaker 2: Froggers Football Forecast, right here on the Jim Colbert Show,
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- 29:58Speaker 2: a beautiful cheese pizza. Some of they're wonderful chicken wings,
- 30:01Speaker 2: and they're delicious fries, yummy blue cheese. Yeah, man, so good,
- 30:07Speaker 2: made in house blue cheese.
- 30:09Speaker 5: For It's great when you know you have a place
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- 30:20Speaker 2: One thousand percent ross. I munched hard on that pizza. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 30:27Speaker 2: You've been a little fiery here on football picks, but
- 30:30Speaker 2: you've been doing You've had a really good year. Getting annoyed.
- 30:33Speaker 2: I don't know what to tell you, guys.
- 30:35Speaker 4: I look at Vegas odds and I act accordingly on
- 30:39Speaker 4: the close ones. I have my technique.
- 30:41Speaker 2: It's a mixture of both. You feel it in the
- 30:43Speaker 2: gut and the odds. When's the last time you used
- 30:46Speaker 2: your gut to overrule what Vegas said. Can you remember
- 30:49Speaker 2: the last time you had a win doing that?
- 30:52Speaker 4: I would say it happens probably every week, Yeah, once
- 30:54Speaker 4: a week or so, yeah, twice a week. I think
- 30:57Speaker 4: on average there's probably like two to three sometimes for
- 31:01Speaker 4: Vegas upsets.
- 31:01Speaker 2: All right, so what we do here is we pick
- 31:03Speaker 2: our you know, our teams. I'm a Bucks fan, deb
- 31:05Speaker 2: is a Packers fan, Jack is a Raiders fan, and
- 31:08Speaker 2: Ross really doesn't have a team per se. I mean,
- 31:11Speaker 2: if you pulled for somebody when you say, like the
- 31:12Speaker 2: Bucks or.
- 31:13Speaker 4: Something, you know what, it would be all the Florida
- 31:15Speaker 4: teams and also the Packers.
- 31:17Speaker 2: All of my family are Packers fans. Oh that's great. Okay,
- 31:21Speaker 2: So usually we just choose those games. But you know,
- 31:23Speaker 2: tonight there's a football game and it actually looks to
- 31:25Speaker 2: be possibly a pretty good one. So we'll start out
- 31:28Speaker 2: with tonight's game, which is the Cowboys versus the Lions
- 31:30Speaker 2: in Detroit. Cowboys have been on one. They have been
- 31:33Speaker 2: on one a little bit.
- 31:35Speaker 5: And Detroit hasn't been. It's kind of a it's amazing.
- 31:39Speaker 5: I mean, what we thought three weeks ago and what
- 31:42Speaker 5: we think today sure enough.
- 31:44Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I would agree with that one hundred percent.
- 31:45Speaker 4: You know, it's weird and I this is the first
- 31:48Speaker 4: time I've ever said this. I like this Cowboys team.
- 31:51Speaker 4: This is the only time I've ever been able to
- 31:53Speaker 4: look at the Cowboys franchise and stomach Dak Prescott for
- 31:56Speaker 4: some strange reason.
- 31:57Speaker 2: Yeah, they got some two quality I shouldn't say exciting.
- 32:01Speaker 2: I shouldn't say this as well.
- 32:03Speaker 4: I like George Pickens, the most unlikable wide receiver.
- 32:06Speaker 2: I think maybe in the league. I'm going Lions. Yeah there, yea, yeah,
- 32:11Speaker 2: I'm going Lions. Lions as well.
- 32:13Speaker 4: I think it's time for the Lions to get back
- 32:15Speaker 4: to their lioness waves.
- 32:16Speaker 2: Yeah, and same for Dallas. Yeah, for sure, the stop
- 32:20Speaker 2: being frauds. Let's go with the Jags game Colts in Jacksonville.
- 32:25Speaker 2: Both of these teams are eight and four, and in
- 32:27Speaker 2: our office pick it's almost a coin flip fifty three
- 32:30Speaker 2: forty three for the Jags. I'm taking Jacksonville in this game.
- 32:33Speaker 2: They're playing some damn good football right now.
- 32:35Speaker 5: I'm definitely taking the Colts because I like the fact
- 32:39Speaker 5: that the Homers will gravitate towards Jacksonville. I never believe
- 32:43Speaker 5: they're as good as they seem to be. A good
- 32:46Speaker 5: running game, you had a good receiver.
- 32:47Speaker 2: Again, the good defense is not that bad, however, I
- 32:50Speaker 2: mean they are eight and four.
- 32:51Speaker 13: Dog.
- 32:51Speaker 2: I think the Colts can get back on it. You know.
- 32:53Speaker 5: They they started out real strong. They've struggled a little bit.
- 32:56Speaker 5: I like them to get better here. All right, Ross,
- 32:59Speaker 5: are you picking?
- 33:00Speaker 4: I it's tough. This is tough because I think Daniel
- 33:05Speaker 4: Jones is hurt.
- 33:06Speaker 2: Yeah, this is one of the this is one of
- 33:07Speaker 2: the closer games of But I think Jones is out.
- 33:10Speaker 4: Yeah, and I think he's out for a while. Man
- 33:12Speaker 4: if I remember correctly, I'm going I'm going Colts because
- 33:17Speaker 4: John Taylor hasn't had a great game in these last
- 33:20Speaker 4: like two or three weeks. I think he's overdue and
- 33:23Speaker 4: he breaks out.
- 33:24Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I think that's a mistake. I could be. Yeah,
- 33:27Speaker 2: I think that's a mistake. I'm going Jags. There. What
- 33:28Speaker 2: do you think, buddy, I think I'll go Jags. All right,
- 33:31Speaker 2: very nice. Let's move on to the Dolphins versus the Jets.
- 33:35Speaker 2: Another one of those those games where you don't know,
- 33:38Speaker 2: but the Dolphins have found a little bit of breath here. Recently,
- 33:41Speaker 2: they are going into New York. In our inter office pool,
- 33:45Speaker 2: they're about an eighty one percent favorite. I think they're
- 33:48Speaker 2: about six and a half or seven in Vegas. I
- 33:51Speaker 2: have the Dolphins. I have the Dolphins as well. They
- 33:54Speaker 2: shouldn't lose this game. They show to New York and
- 33:58Speaker 2: the just one last week minus and it's cold. Was
- 34:00Speaker 2: that their second win of the year. Third look out.
- 34:03Speaker 2: But I thought they Jets are on one. I thought
- 34:05Speaker 2: they beat a pretty good team last week. And if
- 34:06Speaker 2: I remember Jets, Jim, you asked me when do I
- 34:10Speaker 2: go up against Vegas?
- 34:11Speaker 4: This is that time. I am taking the Jets, taking
- 34:13Speaker 4: the Jets, Dolphins right, and Dolphins our favorite. Uh, they've
- 34:17Speaker 4: got a three point spread. Three it's only three. However,
- 34:20Speaker 4: I'm going Jets, and I'm not really gonna what they're
- 34:24Speaker 4: at home, and I just know about this. Every defense
- 34:27Speaker 4: that the Jets have gone up to in the last
- 34:29Speaker 4: two weeks, they've shredded.
- 34:31Speaker 2: I think Tua is nine and zero against the Jets,
- 34:34Speaker 2: then they're due. It's something like that. I think Tua
- 34:37Speaker 2: has a pretty good record against the Jets. Let's move
- 34:39Speaker 2: on the Bucks versus the Saints. This is an NFC
- 34:43Speaker 2: South matchup. It doesn't really matter. The Saints are two
- 34:45Speaker 2: and ten, the Bucks are seven and five. They have
- 34:47Speaker 2: run into some rough times, but I do believe in
- 34:50Speaker 2: Tampa Tampa will be victorious.
- 34:52Speaker 5: I like Tampa Bay to get get a little more
- 34:55Speaker 5: healthy year and then continue winning Bucks.
- 34:57Speaker 2: With the divisional suite.
- 35:00Speaker 3: I have the Bucks as well home field advantage.
- 35:01Speaker 2: I gotta tell you that it's weird. The Panthers are
- 35:03Speaker 2: playing good football right now and they're making it very
- 35:05Speaker 2: interesting in the South. I don't think their schedule is
- 35:07Speaker 2: going to hold up against Tampas though, going out divisional suite,
- 35:09Speaker 2: meaning that they beat the Saints earlier this year.
- 35:12Speaker 5: Yeah, the Bucks have to play Carolina twice in the
- 35:17Speaker 5: last three weeks in the season.
- 35:18Speaker 2: You're right, they do. Yeah, make it. And that's weird
- 35:20Speaker 2: because before we consider those auto wins. Yeah, and then
- 35:23Speaker 2: of course, you know, Carolina has had a bit of
- 35:24Speaker 2: a resurgence here. So I'm so happy for Bryce Young.
- 35:27Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm so happy for a young quarterback that I mean,
- 35:30Speaker 4: he's still not in out on the other side of it,
- 35:33Speaker 4: but at least he's got some wins.
- 35:34Speaker 2: And he's proved his talent this year. Yeah for sure.
- 35:37Speaker 2: All right, let's move on to the another great game
- 35:39Speaker 2: this week. I think the Bengals and the Bills is
- 35:41Speaker 2: actually going to be a much better game than people
- 35:42Speaker 2: think it's going to be. It's lopsided in our office,
- 35:45Speaker 2: and I have the Bills here, but man, the Bengals
- 35:47Speaker 2: had a pretty good game last week. And and you know,
- 35:49Speaker 2: Joe Burrow is back and could be anything. You know,
- 35:52Speaker 2: in Buffalo, in Buffalo, Yeah, Buffalo, Buffalo, Yeah, take it
- 35:55Speaker 2: in Buffalo.
- 35:56Speaker 4: I'm taking the Bills too, but I don't take it.
- 35:57Speaker 4: I don't think it's a gimme. I'll take that Lake
- 35:59Speaker 4: Effect win.
- 36:00Speaker 2: We are all going with the Bill. Yeah, very good.
- 36:02Speaker 2: And then the Broncos at the Raiders going into Vegas.
- 36:05Speaker 2: Broncos are ten and two, Raiders are two and ten,
- 36:08Speaker 2: and the Broncos will dominate. There's only one person that
- 36:11Speaker 2: hasn't chosen the Broncos in the draft for the and
- 36:14Speaker 2: I'm guessing it's probably Mike Bianchi because that's what he
- 36:17Speaker 2: likes to do. Yeah.
- 36:20Speaker 5: Occasionally, he and I will match our weird picks, but
- 36:24Speaker 5: I've stopped picking the Raiders, I don't know, a few weeks.
- 36:28Speaker 2: Ago, and it served me. Well, and the Broncos are
- 36:30Speaker 2: very good, I mean a really good football team.
- 36:33Speaker 5: Oh, let's have no Yeah. I took the Raiders against
- 36:35Speaker 5: Cleveland and and you still got stump. Oh yeah, Oh
- 36:38Speaker 5: I'm so mad.
- 36:39Speaker 2: Broncos broncostb Yes, yeah, Broncos Broncos. How happy is Code black?
- 36:44Speaker 2: Code Black is the biggest Broncos fan that I have.
- 36:46Speaker 2: They're glowing. It's so wild. Yeah, they are glowing. Man.
- 36:50Speaker 2: Sean Payton is a good coach, dude. I didn't think
- 36:53Speaker 2: you could have a quarterback named bo and wine when
- 36:56Speaker 2: his last name is even worse and so and then
- 36:59Speaker 2: of course one of the map of the entire year
- 37:01Speaker 2: for you.
- 37:02Speaker 3: Holy hell, there's no question in this game.
- 37:04Speaker 2: It's the Packers and the Bears.
- 37:06Speaker 5: The Bears a big question in this game, like who's
- 37:09Speaker 5: gonna win?
- 37:10Speaker 2: Yeah, that's in Green Bay. But chicago'slaying good football. They're
- 37:13Speaker 2: nine and three.
- 37:14Speaker 4: Ritten Yeah, I'm gonna throw this out here.
- 37:18Speaker 2: This is such a weird gottam game.
- 37:21Speaker 4: This is an odd match, especially when you look up
- 37:24Speaker 4: the odds for Vegas and all of that. The Packers
- 37:27Speaker 4: are favorite to win this match by a lot, which
- 37:31Speaker 4: is not what I was expecting to read.
- 37:33Speaker 2: Isn't that weird? I said the same thing, like it
- 37:35Speaker 2: was overwhelmingly the Packers when I was reading this morning.
- 37:38Speaker 2: But by six and a half points, isn't that wild
- 37:41Speaker 2: considering how Chicago's played well? Going? No respect for Ben Johnson? Yeah, yeah,
- 37:46Speaker 2: what do you like there? You obviously the Packers for you?
- 37:48Speaker 2: Are you a Packers there?
- 37:49Speaker 14: Jack? Oh?
- 37:49Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah?
- 37:50Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 37:50Speaker 2: Okay, so we all have the Packers. Yeah, but I
- 37:52Speaker 2: feel bad for the Bears. They deserve more respect, and
- 37:55Speaker 2: let's do one more game respect. Last week you picked
- 37:58Speaker 2: them correctly, Yeah I did. Yeah, that Black Friday game. Yeah,
- 38:02Speaker 2: we won't bother with the Rams and the Cardinals there again,
- 38:04Speaker 2: they're in an overwhelming favorite. But the Texans Chiefs game
- 38:08Speaker 2: could be interesting. The Chiefs need wins. Matter of fact,
- 38:10Speaker 2: I believe they have to win out to make the playoffs,
- 38:12Speaker 2: do they not? I'm picking Chiefs in Kansas City against
- 38:16Speaker 2: the Texans coming in Texans seven and five, Chiefs are
- 38:19Speaker 2: six and six.
- 38:20Speaker 3: I normally go Chiefs, but I'm kind of feeling Texans
- 38:22Speaker 3: on this one.
- 38:23Speaker 2: Yeah. To me, man, when the s hits the fan
- 38:25Speaker 2: and things have to happen, there's just a magical thing
- 38:28Speaker 2: that that football team seems to kind of just buckle
- 38:30Speaker 2: down and do. And this time of the year, I
- 38:33Speaker 2: can't bet against the Chiefs. I can't bet against Andy
- 38:36Speaker 2: Reid and Patrick Mahomes. I'm taking the Chiefs.
- 38:39Speaker 5: It's funny, I think like with New England being for
- 38:43Speaker 5: dominant with Tom Brady as long as they were, and
- 38:45Speaker 5: then we kind of saw this transition to Patrick Hoban
- 38:48Speaker 5: the Chiefs and thought they would be dominant, and they
- 38:51Speaker 5: were for like two seasons, and then it's like it seemed.
- 38:56Speaker 2: To us have faded so quickly in that team. Yeah,
- 39:00Speaker 2: you move with Kansas City, Yeah, I mean yeah, some
- 39:02Speaker 2: pretty major players. Yeah.
- 39:04Speaker 3: Well, I mean last week they lost for me.
- 39:06Speaker 2: Well yeah, Tyreek Hill. You know when I mean they injuries,
- 39:09Speaker 2: I mean, you know, Kelsey's old, they don't have a
- 39:12Speaker 2: running game.
- 39:12Speaker 4: I mean it's four super Bowls. Yeah, yeah, they went
- 39:15Speaker 4: to four super Bowls. That's a lot that's said the Bills.
- 39:21Speaker 2: I am going with the Chiefs. Yeah, yeah, I have
- 39:22Speaker 2: the chief Hard to bet against the Chiefs when they're
- 39:25Speaker 2: at home, Yeah, at home this time of year.
- 39:27Speaker 5: I wonder how much of that is that's thinking about
- 39:29Speaker 5: the Chiefs from two years ago and just how dominant
- 39:32Speaker 5: they were. We expect them to kind of show that
- 39:35Speaker 5: the whole magic again.
- 39:36Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll see how it goes. Man, a lot of
- 39:38Speaker 2: good football games this weekend, for sure. You know, real
- 39:41Speaker 2: quick before we get out of here, Brandon text me
- 39:43Speaker 2: this morning. Brandon Krabb is our sports guy. And I
- 39:46Speaker 2: go into a studio occasionally and just talk a little
- 39:47Speaker 2: bit before the program. And I went in probably two
- 39:50Speaker 2: or three weeks ago, and I said, Man, I don't know
- 39:51Speaker 2: about you. I don't know how you guys feel, you know,
- 39:53Speaker 2: all you sports dudes, but this has been one of
- 39:55Speaker 2: the most fun NFL seasons I remember watching in quite
- 39:58Speaker 2: a while, where there isn't like one or two dominant.
- 40:00Speaker 2: It's not something the Ravens and the and the Patriots
- 40:03Speaker 2: or something like that. There are so many football teams
- 40:05Speaker 2: that can win games against great teams, and I've not
- 40:08Speaker 2: seen that before in a while in the NFL. It's
- 40:11Speaker 2: a lot of fun this year.
- 40:12Speaker 4: I mean, if you and the stats, by the way,
- 40:13Speaker 4: add up that that's true that across the board, all
- 40:17Speaker 4: the stats are up for the NFL for all of
- 40:18Speaker 4: that fun stuff, and the teams that are the closest
- 40:21Speaker 4: thing too dominant are the Bears and the Broncos, and
- 40:26Speaker 4: like the Nuts and the Patriots. Like you just wouldn't
- 40:29Speaker 4: expect that to be the fourth going.
- 40:31Speaker 2: Into this season. You pick that as the four best teams.
- 40:35Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you're you're a wizard. Yeah, have
- 40:37Speaker 2: a seats all right for the seven nine one six
- 40:40Speaker 2: ro four one text us at seven seven zero three one.
- 40:43Speaker 2: Thanks Froggers. We appreciate that. That's Frogger's grilling Bar. Find
- 40:46Speaker 2: your location at Froggers dot com. And of course next
- 40:48Speaker 2: Tuesday we'll come back into the Froggers Football follow up
- 40:50Speaker 2: where we will give somebody a twenty five dollars gift
- 40:52Speaker 2: card if they choose the member of the show that
- 40:54Speaker 2: had the most correct picks in the NFL weekend. Back
- 40:57Speaker 2: in a second with Danny Myering and Date Night. Done right,
- 41:00Speaker 2: You're on the Jim Colbert Show.
- 41:03Speaker 1: This has been the Fruggers Football Forecast, playing the Froggers
- 41:07Speaker 1: near you at Ruggers dot com.
- 41:14Speaker 15: All right, Jimmy, so I always message in kind of
- 41:16Speaker 15: busting your chop so saying that it's your birthday. I
- 41:20Speaker 15: really appreciate you and the whole team there at the
- 41:24Speaker 15: Colbert Show. You make my afternoons fantastic and I listen
- 41:29Speaker 15: to you every day and I really appreciate it. So
- 41:31Speaker 15: I just wanted to sing a quick Happy birthday to
- 41:34Speaker 15: show my appreciation.
- 41:36Speaker 2: Please, Happy birthday.
- 41:37Speaker 15: To you, Happy birthday to you, Happy eighty first birthday, Jimmy,
- 41:42Speaker 15: Happy birthday to you.
- 41:43Speaker 2: Just couldn't do it?
- 41:45Speaker 3: Is that Chad just couldn't be a dick?
- 41:48Speaker 2: Huh?
- 41:48Speaker 11: Was that Chad?
- 41:49Speaker 2: It was not a chat It seems that's a very
- 41:52Speaker 2: chad move, by the way, Oh John, that's very chatty.
- 41:56Speaker 2: Oh all right, Welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show
- 41:58Speaker 2: ro A Radio one O four point one. I am Jim.
- 42:00Speaker 2: His right over there here, Ross is as well. Let's
- 42:04Speaker 2: do day night, done right right, good loud for a friend.
- 42:15Speaker 2: Danny Myrie from Orlando Date Night Guy adorn in Christmas regalia, smiling,
- 42:25Speaker 2: fresh lipstick, everything all for your birthday. Yeah. Try Real
- 42:32Speaker 2: Radio Dot FM slash Watch if you want to check
- 42:34Speaker 2: us out as we do the segment today, You can
- 42:36Speaker 2: do that every single day. As a matter of fact,
- 42:38Speaker 2: if you get the app, watch us there as well.
- 42:40Speaker 2: Number one pre set if you don't mind Danny, how
- 42:42Speaker 2: you doing.
- 42:42Speaker 16: That would be a nice birthday present for you. Yeah,
- 42:44Speaker 16: a little little preset action.
- 42:46Speaker 2: Yeah, that'd be nice. That's all you have to do.
- 42:48Speaker 2: How things good week?
- 42:49Speaker 16: Good week. Got a nice rest over Thanksgiving and so
- 42:53Speaker 16: all my parents up in cedar Key and got to
- 42:57Speaker 16: participate in the golf cart parade.
- 42:58Speaker 3: Oh that's cool, it's cute.
- 43:00Speaker 16: Yeah, there was even a surfain sying on a golf
- 43:03Speaker 16: o island.
- 43:04Speaker 2: You know how many golf carts in this golf cart parade?
- 43:07Speaker 2: Probably forty? Really nuts? Yeah did they really? They decorate
- 43:11Speaker 2: them quite nice.
- 43:11Speaker 16: Yeah, it's cute. You know, there's not a whole lot
- 43:13Speaker 16: to do in cedar Key, so that's gonna be a hit.
- 43:16Speaker 3: Is it still worth it? I mean is it? I
- 43:18Speaker 3: never knew it was there, and then when the hurricanes
- 43:21Speaker 3: were hitting, I was like, cedar Key is gorgeous.
- 43:23Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah, it's you know, it's old Florida.
- 43:26Speaker 2: Absolutely.
- 43:27Speaker 16: It is slow pace of life. Oh, there's lots of
- 43:29Speaker 16: local businesses there. A couple of like the Big Key
- 43:32Speaker 16: restaurants are still working on reopening. It's been a year,
- 43:36Speaker 16: but there's still plenty of places there to go support
- 43:39Speaker 16: and enjoy it.
- 43:40Speaker 2: Excellent and what a great gift of no hurricanes this
- 43:43Speaker 2: year For that part, I mean we yeah, we rejoiced
- 43:46Speaker 2: on November thirtieth. We're like, man, this is a big
- 43:49Speaker 2: sh good Lord Godga mor bullets left and right and
- 43:53Speaker 2: he does do Uh. She goes out and finds the
- 43:55Speaker 2: cool things for you guys to do over the weekends.
- 43:57Speaker 2: Orlando Date Night guide dot com is where she worked.
- 44:00Speaker 2: She calls the cool stuff out, brings it to us
- 44:02Speaker 2: on Thursdays to pass on to you. What do you
- 44:04Speaker 2: have for this?
- 44:05Speaker 16: Yeah? So Mount Dora is going to be in the
- 44:07Speaker 16: National spotlight. They're going to be on the Today Show
- 44:11Speaker 16: on Friday, and so ahead of that, I went there
- 44:15Speaker 16: earlier this week on a weekday. Thank gosh.
- 44:18Speaker 2: You know, on the week you only had to wait
- 44:20Speaker 2: a half an hour to find parking.
- 44:22Speaker 16: I love the There's a public parking lot that's behind
- 44:26Speaker 16: the truest across the street from one of the churches.
- 44:29Speaker 16: It's on Fifth and it's just as traffic is starting
- 44:32Speaker 16: to crawl, I turn into that parking lot. It's a
- 44:36Speaker 16: five minute extra walk, but it saves me my blood pressure.
- 44:39Speaker 3: That's the key that.
- 44:40Speaker 2: People do not pay, don't just find a space. If
- 44:42Speaker 2: you find a space, you're just a few blocks away
- 44:44Speaker 2: from downtown anyway, as long as you're down in that area.
- 44:46Speaker 3: So there's a free shuttle.
- 44:48Speaker 16: Yeah, there's a free show. The stroll is part of it.
- 44:50Speaker 2: Hey, where are they going to be for the Today Show?
- 44:53Speaker 3: I know the Lake Side in Yeah there and probably
- 44:57Speaker 3: donnin Ye Park.
- 44:59Speaker 16: Yeah for sure. And speaking of Donnelle Park and all
- 45:02Speaker 16: of that. As a result of the visit, I put
- 45:04Speaker 16: together a little kind of guide on start here, go here,
- 45:07Speaker 16: go here, go here. So if you want to see
- 45:09Speaker 16: all the lights, and then they are doing their annual
- 45:12Speaker 16: Christmas Walk, which is part of the reason I bring
- 45:15Speaker 16: that up, and that is on Friday from six to
- 45:17Speaker 16: nine pm, so tomorrow night, so definitely get there early
- 45:21Speaker 16: if you can. And the point of the Christmas Walk
- 45:23Speaker 16: is they do close a couple of streets off. They've
- 45:25Speaker 16: got music, food vendors. It's a great way to really
- 45:30Speaker 16: kick it up a notch with all the lights.
- 45:31Speaker 2: Yea, yeah, not to mention get into the vibe of
- 45:34Speaker 2: the season. It does a good job of that. And
- 45:36Speaker 2: it's me a little crisp Friday night as well, which
- 45:38Speaker 2: is gonna be a little bit better as well.
- 45:39Speaker 16: That's true. Yeah. Another one that's happening on Friday, a
- 45:43Speaker 16: little closer to home is Winter on the Avenue.
- 45:46Speaker 3: This is Park.
- 45:47Speaker 16: Avenue, So if you want the highbrow Holidays celebration, they
- 45:54Speaker 16: are going to have strolling carollers, kicks off at five,
- 45:57Speaker 16: ends at nine, jazz on performances, tree lighting, and this
- 46:03Speaker 16: year they did bring back their free carousels. It's this
- 46:06Speaker 16: cute little carousel that's in front of City Hall, free
- 46:09Speaker 16: to ride. It's really pretty just kind of sets a
- 46:12Speaker 16: whole classic Christmas tone there. And then happening starting on Friday, Tomorrow, Saturday,
- 46:19Speaker 16: and Sunday all the way through the twenty first is
- 46:22Speaker 16: the Oh What Fun Holiday Festival at the Lake Nona
- 46:26Speaker 16: Town Center. So another free event nightly snowfall. They have
- 46:31Speaker 16: a great little market, they do performances. So this is
- 46:34Speaker 16: a little bit more rather than like your hallmark movie
- 46:37Speaker 16: Christmas that you would find at like Mount Dora or
- 46:39Speaker 16: Park Avenue, Lake Nonah has a little bit more of
- 46:42Speaker 16: like a high tech kind of modern Christmas field.
- 46:45Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 46:51Speaker 16: Yes, you're you know, in your parking garage and you
- 46:54Speaker 16: got your zeros and ones everywhere. It's very urban. Let's
- 46:58Speaker 16: see also in the Noona area on Saturday from eleven
- 47:02Speaker 16: am to nine thirty pm at Nona Adventure Park, they
- 47:06Speaker 16: are doing the Christmas Fiesta and that is going to
- 47:10Speaker 16: be another holiday market, live music and a car show
- 47:13Speaker 16: from eleven to five and karaoke from four thirty to
- 47:17Speaker 16: six thirty. Yeah, what could go wrong?
- 47:21Speaker 2: Nothing says karaoke or nothing says Christmas like a sixty
- 47:24Speaker 2: seven Camaro in karaoke. Yes, I'm on this karaoke at
- 47:28Speaker 2: a Christmas fiesta?
- 47:29Speaker 4: Yeah right, you might as well. Do you have to
- 47:32Speaker 4: sign a passport to go to all three of those things?
- 47:34Speaker 2: And Chris Christmas Oke or something like that? Is it
- 47:37Speaker 2: only Christmas songs?
- 47:38Speaker 16: Or I think it's a crowd choice perhaps? Oh wow,
- 47:43Speaker 16: May I suggest Felice Navi dot.
- 47:46Speaker 2: Here would be the karaoke DJ to be only saying Christmas. Ah,
- 47:51Speaker 2: it's Christmas and here's a Christmas event. You think you're
- 47:54Speaker 2: gonna go with piano man right now?
- 47:56Speaker 16: Yeah?
- 47:56Speaker 2: You should be doing that? No, Sweet Caroline.
- 48:00Speaker 16: Oh thank god. Twos and now we are going to
- 48:09Speaker 16: take a moment and chat about the front Yard Holiday
- 48:12Speaker 16: Festival at the Doctor Phillips Center and it is supported
- 48:15Speaker 16: by all kinds of businesses because this thing is free,
- 48:18Speaker 16: and I was there this morning, got to say hi
- 48:20Speaker 16: to mister Jack Bradshaw as he set up the iHeart
- 48:24Speaker 16: Radio booth that's there, and this place is gorgeous. So
- 48:28Speaker 16: as we pulled up, my son was with me this morning,
- 48:31Speaker 16: and I kind of knew what to expect with the
- 48:33Speaker 16: front Yard Festival, but this just blew it away for me.
- 48:38Speaker 16: It's it really is like stepping foot into a story book.
- 48:41Speaker 16: It's got that old wood craftman European market field cool.
- 48:47Speaker 16: So you've got different archways you're walking through, and lights everywhere, trees,
- 48:51Speaker 16: there's fire pits. The grand opening ceremony is happening in
- 48:56Speaker 16: one hour, but it is a free festival to go
- 48:59Speaker 16: to in front of the Doctor Phillips Center, and there's
- 49:02Speaker 16: different events happening throughout, including Sunday nights. They are doing
- 49:06Speaker 16: movie nights and so there's a six fifteen showing and
- 49:09Speaker 16: an eight thirty showing. The one that's happening this Sunday
- 49:13Speaker 16: is Doctor Seuss's The Grinch, followed by the Polar Express
- 49:17Speaker 16: on the following Sunday and more from there, so you
- 49:20Speaker 16: can check out. I think it's Doctor Phillipsenter dot Org.
- 49:23Speaker 3: Nice all that besides our.
- 49:24Speaker 5: Side, of course, eighty live eighty performances over the next
- 49:29Speaker 5: twenty eight nights. It's open every night and it's free.
- 49:33Speaker 5: They have outdoor fire pits, they have a tree lighting
- 49:36Speaker 5: every night. Santa with the biggest Santa chair I've ever seen.
- 49:39Speaker 2: Y's like a throne.
- 49:40Speaker 13: Really.
- 49:41Speaker 2: Yeah. They've got a bar, They've got food vendors. It's
- 49:45Speaker 2: really cool. Cool. Yeah.
- 49:46Speaker 16: The outdoor bar is really really cool. It kind of
- 49:48Speaker 16: reminded me of like Bryant Park in New York, if
- 49:50Speaker 16: anybody's been up there. And let's see. Another huge celebration
- 49:55Speaker 16: on Sunday is Crampis Fest. We are one of the
- 49:59Speaker 16: largest Rampfest fest in the nation is held here in Orlandos.
- 50:03Speaker 16: So that's happening Sunday from two to nine pm in
- 50:07Speaker 16: six deal with those guys.
- 50:09Speaker 2: Really yeah, yeah, to be Crampus, you know, Grandpa Crampas.
- 50:13Speaker 16: It's a good way to celebrate your birthday. Yeah, you
- 50:16Speaker 16: just kick it off all the way through the weekend.
- 50:18Speaker 4: It's a lot of fun and there's a meet and
- 50:20Speaker 4: greet with Crampis. At least there was last year and
- 50:23Speaker 4: the year before.
- 50:24Speaker 2: The Christmas Demon.
- 50:25Speaker 16: Yeah, and there are like parents that bring their kids
- 50:29Speaker 16: uh and get terrorized pictures. I'm not a fan of that,
- 50:33Speaker 16: but to each their own.
- 50:35Speaker 3: You know, the elf on the shelf isn't working, and
- 50:38Speaker 3: maybe go see Crampus.
- 50:39Speaker 2: Hey honey, Hey honey, tell the goat beast what you
- 50:41Speaker 2: want for Christmas.
- 50:43Speaker 5: It's the parking lot by the Plots Alive, across from
- 50:46Speaker 5: Beefy King next to t g Lee.
- 50:47Speaker 13: Yeah.
- 50:48Speaker 2: I've been there a couple of times. It's fun.
- 50:49Speaker 16: They do craft beer and it's it's so it's family
- 50:53Speaker 16: friendly until like six o'clock and then it's like get out.
- 50:59Speaker 2: That thing says christ is like get out. What's really
- 51:01Speaker 2: cool is you're seeing all the people who dress up.
- 51:04Speaker 2: It's very like it's like a con or something.
- 51:08Speaker 16: Really Yeah, yeah, you're right. It's Grandpa's gone. That's got
- 51:12Speaker 16: to be a thing. If somebody hasn't done that yet, Oh.
- 51:14Speaker 2: My gosh, I'm buying it.
- 51:16Speaker 3: Trade market.
- 51:18Speaker 16: And lastly, something to plan ahead for. This is happening Wednesday,
- 51:22Speaker 16: December tenth. It's Pitch a Friend. So I think I
- 51:25Speaker 16: mentioned this a week or two where ago they had
- 51:27Speaker 16: their first one in Orlando. So Pitch a friend is
- 51:30Speaker 16: if you have a single friend that you were hoping
- 51:32Speaker 16: to put on the market, you do a presentation for them,
- 51:36Speaker 16: So you're essentially pitching to the rest of the venue
- 51:40Speaker 16: your friend and why you should date them. And this
- 51:43Speaker 16: one is happening at Live at the Point Orlando. They
- 51:47Speaker 16: do a different you know, kind of icebreakers and games,
- 51:50Speaker 16: and then if you have signed up in advance, you
- 51:53Speaker 16: get to do your three to five minute presentation on
- 51:56Speaker 16: your friend and hopefully they will get a date.
- 52:00Speaker 2: Man, that sounds a little dangerous someone being honest with you,
- 52:05Speaker 2: a little dangerous, right, Yeah, you.
- 52:06Speaker 4: Could be showing up looking for love, walking away losing
- 52:09Speaker 4: a friend.
- 52:12Speaker 2: I love man, you walk away? Oh for two on
- 52:15Speaker 2: some of those I've not heard of anything like that.
- 52:17Speaker 2: That's a very interesting concept, and.
- 52:18Speaker 16: They've done it in other cities. So Orlando is the
- 52:22Speaker 16: next one on the list. I think Tampa does it
- 52:24Speaker 16: as well. So this is I think it's a great idea.
- 52:28Speaker 16: I think if hopefully you have the right friend group
- 52:31Speaker 16: who is going to support you and help make a
- 52:34Speaker 16: good connection for you. So that's again Wednesday, December tenth
- 52:37Speaker 16: at seven pm. I'm an optimist.
- 52:39Speaker 2: Yes, I would not get sold my friends would do
- 52:41Speaker 2: a very bad job that people would run.
- 52:45Speaker 4: I do love the idea, and I really hope that
- 52:47Speaker 4: it works because anything that helped any type of person,
- 52:51Speaker 4: the person interaction and the sense of a relationship, even
- 52:56Speaker 4: if it's a friend.
- 52:57Speaker 2: I am four ross. How would you sell Jack?
- 53:01Speaker 6: All right?
- 53:01Speaker 3: No, he wanted to hear that closed.
- 53:07Speaker 2: Which if you were the guy, if you were his
- 53:10Speaker 2: wingman and you had to sell this guy and you
- 53:13Speaker 2: were trying to get him a date, and you're you're
- 53:15Speaker 2: trying to pass him off to somebody, do you what
- 53:17Speaker 2: would that sound like? All right? So do you know
- 53:18Speaker 2: the Ninja Turtles? Yeah?
- 53:20Speaker 4: All right, Well you know the purple one, the smart one,
- 53:23Speaker 4: the one who does you know, a lot of work,
- 53:26Speaker 4: but it's always behind the scenes, and it's always like
- 53:28Speaker 4: kind of nerdy stuff, but it's always super efficient, all
- 53:32Speaker 4: the effort.
- 53:32Speaker 2: He's really good with a bow staff as well.
- 53:35Speaker 4: That was just a jug for me and you, and
- 53:37Speaker 4: that was me testing the you know how what your
- 53:40Speaker 4: sense of humor is fictional?
- 53:42Speaker 2: Lady on this pitch a friend thing.
- 53:44Speaker 4: He's also very reliable, but when he speaks to you,
- 53:48Speaker 4: you will be in a whirlwind of confusion and you
- 53:51Speaker 4: won't exactly know if he's sarcastic or not.
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- 59:08Speaker 2: That's awesome. So this time of the year, a lot
- 59:11Speaker 2: of things happen. You know that a lot of these
- 59:12Speaker 2: year end lists come out, and actually, what are the more?
- 59:16Speaker 2: I do too? Every single time. I think it's fascinating,
- 59:19Speaker 2: I really do, because it really shows you how quickly
- 59:23Speaker 2: the news and information cycle kind of go around. Like
- 59:27Speaker 2: things that you would have thought happened in April like,
- 59:29Speaker 2: oh my god, you know, this is such an unbelievable story.
- 59:31Speaker 2: We'll never forget this. And then you know, you'll get
- 59:33Speaker 2: the top ten items. It's not even the top thirty items,
- 59:36Speaker 2: you know, for things that have been searched and stuff.
- 59:39Speaker 2: So they did this for Google and every year they
- 59:42Speaker 2: do the Google's Year in Search, and they revealed what
- 59:46Speaker 2: was the most searched thing on Google this year? You
- 59:51Speaker 2: guys want to take a shot at what number one is.
- 59:53Speaker 2: Charlie Kirk. I'll go ai, Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk is
- 59:58Speaker 2: the answer. Ah, yeah, Charlie Kirk was the number one
- 1:00:02Speaker 2: searched thing last year. And you gotta think about how
- 1:00:05Speaker 2: impressive that is. I mean, that happened when three months ago?
- 1:00:10Speaker 19: I think?
- 1:00:10Speaker 2: So when was that? By the way, was that in
- 1:00:12Speaker 2: uh September? I'm looking it up right now, so it
- 1:00:16Speaker 2: means all that stuff that happened before September. You know,
- 1:00:19Speaker 2: that event still you know, kind of ruled the Internet
- 1:00:23Speaker 2: for quite enough where it still made the impact of
- 1:00:25Speaker 2: being the number one search item for the year.
- 1:00:27Speaker 3: Yes September.
- 1:00:28Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, am I saying something crazy that,
- 1:00:31Speaker 2: at least here in this country that it was the
- 1:00:33Speaker 2: biggest news story. I think it was the biggest news
- 1:00:36Speaker 2: story of twenty twenty five. So, I mean, I'm not
- 1:00:38Speaker 2: that shocked that it was google googled thing. Do you
- 1:00:41Speaker 2: guys believe that? Do you guys think it was the
- 1:00:42Speaker 2: biggest new story of twenty twenty five?
- 1:00:44Speaker 4: I least see my claim is in American news if
- 1:00:47Speaker 4: you take the Continental US.
- 1:00:50Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I can't think of a bigger news story. Well,
- 1:00:52Speaker 2: nothing else happened that changed governments and you know in
- 1:00:55Speaker 2: building names and road names and stuff, and of course
- 1:00:58Speaker 2: that did, so, you know, I think it's all. I
- 1:01:00Speaker 2: think it's the Charlie Kirk thing for sure. I think
- 1:01:02Speaker 2: that was probably the biggest impactful story of the news
- 1:01:05Speaker 2: in twenty twenty five. What do you think? Number two?
- 1:01:07Speaker 13: Is?
- 1:01:08Speaker 2: This is a pop culture thing strange things? No, uh,
- 1:01:13Speaker 2: Swift and Kelsey No, that's a good guess though, bad bunny. No.
- 1:01:18Speaker 2: And this is this thing that none of us really
- 1:01:19Speaker 2: should know. Actually does that help Epstein? I I don't
- 1:01:23Speaker 2: think any of us have any connection to this in
- 1:01:26Speaker 2: any way, shape or form. You, I mean, you would
- 1:01:29Speaker 2: be the closest. Oh god, well that's not good. K
- 1:01:33Speaker 2: pop demon hunters, Oh yeah, K Pop. Demon Hummer Hunters
- 1:01:38Speaker 2: was number two. Don't sit Demon Hummers is a totally
- 1:01:41Speaker 2: different machine tomorrow. Yeah, Demon Hummers also really I mean
- 1:01:47Speaker 2: use that tomorrow. See people remember it's.
- 1:01:48Speaker 4: Also really fun cool car club in Northern Florida that
- 1:01:52Speaker 4: is really sick of the jokes man. Uh yeah, I
- 1:01:58Speaker 4: never watched it, but I always wanted to.
- 1:02:00Speaker 2: How about this one? This one's a toy that was
- 1:02:03Speaker 2: a big toy this year. Come on, what, Slinky Jack,
- 1:02:08Speaker 2: You're the worst big toy Big toy, big toy cards. Yeah,
- 1:02:12Speaker 2: pop culture toy. La Boo boo dolls, Oh la boo boo? Yeah,
- 1:02:17Speaker 2: number three for uh la boo boo dolls. Number four
- 1:02:20Speaker 2: is the iPhone seventeen, which is wild that you would
- 1:02:23Speaker 2: google the iPhone on Yeah, on your sixteen. Yeah, one big,
- 1:02:28Speaker 2: the one, Big Beautiful Bill was the number fifth most
- 1:02:31Speaker 2: searched thing. A politician was number six.
- 1:02:35Speaker 13: What is this?
- 1:02:36Speaker 2: Yeah, a politician that really just came on the scene. Yeah,
- 1:02:40Speaker 2: that's it. Zorn Zor and Mandami was the number six
- 1:02:44Speaker 2: most searched item on Google last year. I don't even
- 1:02:47Speaker 2: know what this one is, So you guys are be
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: able to help me out. What is deep seek Deep
- 1:02:52Speaker 2: see deep seek? What is that that is? That was
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: number seven? Government shut down was number eight. Here's one
- 1:03:00Speaker 2: that you are going to love. Ross. This is the
- 1:03:03Speaker 2: only sports item in the entire top ten. Or are
- 1:03:07Speaker 2: we talking some soccer stuff? Are we talking World Cup?
- 1:03:11Speaker 2: FIFA World Cup? Yeah, that's number nine. I'm guessing people
- 1:03:14Speaker 2: trying to find out where the finals are or where
- 1:03:16Speaker 2: the matches are going to be and stuff, you know,
- 1:03:18Speaker 2: how to get tickets and.
- 1:03:18Speaker 4: So just when the portal is open, when you can
- 1:03:21Speaker 4: and cannot buy tickets it's impossible.
- 1:03:23Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. And then lastly would be the tariffs people
- 1:03:28Speaker 2: trying to kind of understand and sift through all the
- 1:03:30Speaker 2: information about the tariffs and find out how that was
- 1:03:33Speaker 2: probably going to affect them their business, them personally. Now
- 1:03:37Speaker 2: when it comes to people, all right, who do you
- 1:03:38Speaker 2: think the most searched people of twenty twenty five are?
- 1:03:42Speaker 4: Patro Pascal and his sudden weird you turn on being
- 1:03:47Speaker 4: super likable and then not for his touchy weight that's funny.
- 1:03:50Speaker 2: No, it's the only it's the only thing that made
- 1:03:52Speaker 2: both these lists, So that should actually kind of map
- 1:03:54Speaker 2: it out for you. Donald Trump, Zorn Mndami Oh, I
- 1:03:57Speaker 2: thought it was going to be Diddy that was the
- 1:03:59Speaker 2: number one searched person in twenty twenty five. Is that
- 1:04:03Speaker 2: guy right there? That's kind of crazy, right considering I mean,
- 1:04:06Speaker 2: did most people know who this guy was until this
- 1:04:08Speaker 2: may oral race? Areo? Nope? Yeah? I mean who is
- 1:04:12Speaker 2: Tyler Robinson? I believe? Is he one of the shooters?
- 1:04:16Speaker 20: Yes?
- 1:04:17Speaker 2: Is he the s He was the Charlie Kirk shooter,
- 1:04:19Speaker 2: I believe, So okay, he was number two. Do you guys,
- 1:04:21Speaker 2: do you guys know anything about this story about this
- 1:04:23Speaker 2: girl that was found in the trunk of a car
- 1:04:25Speaker 2: at an airport? Yeah? With David, Yeah, David singer, David
- 1:04:28Speaker 2: the pop singer. David is the number three search person
- 1:04:32Speaker 2: on Google in twenty twenty five.
- 1:04:33Speaker 3: And is now I believe, a suspect. Yeah, area person
- 1:04:36Speaker 3: of interest.
- 1:04:37Speaker 16: Yes.
- 1:04:37Speaker 2: The Erica Kirk was number four, Pope Leo was number five,
- 1:04:42Speaker 2: Shador Sanders number six. Who is Bonnie Blue? Is she
- 1:04:47Speaker 2: a porn star? He's looking at rosso?
- 1:04:50Speaker 13: Yeah?
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: Well yeah, because I know, yes, yeah she is. And
- 1:04:53Speaker 2: also I'm just gonna say we're not gonna act like
- 1:04:55Speaker 2: Jim didn't know, No, I didn't know. We're not gonna
- 1:04:57Speaker 2: act like we do, we just body blue. But why
- 1:05:00Speaker 2: would she be one of the most search people on
- 1:05:02Speaker 2: the internet if she's just a porn star. I'm not
- 1:05:03Speaker 2: trying to discount as me. Oh you know which one
- 1:05:06Speaker 2: that is? I don't.
- 1:05:07Speaker 3: Yeah you do, Yeah you do. She went viral for
- 1:05:11Speaker 3: guys like a thousand and then she was going to
- 1:05:14Speaker 3: be in that glass box in London and let anybody
- 1:05:16Speaker 3: do whatever they wanted. And isn't I believe Also she
- 1:05:20Speaker 3: had to go to the hospital after that. Oh yeah,
- 1:05:22Speaker 3: both she and her best friend. Those were very disturbing videos.
- 1:05:27Speaker 3: No for them talking about it just so nonchalantly.
- 1:05:30Speaker 2: It was like, do you really Jim's over so gross?
- 1:05:33Speaker 2: Like we just brought up ice cream. I truthfully did not.
- 1:05:39Speaker 2: I mean, I remember the story now, but I did
- 1:05:41Speaker 2: not remember who she was at that point. But I
- 1:05:43Speaker 2: remember a story a photograph from that story of the
- 1:05:46Speaker 2: line of dudes, and it was not good because they
- 1:05:50Speaker 2: were all in line, and they all looked like they
- 1:05:53Speaker 2: just came from the basement, and they were all wearing masks.
- 1:05:56Speaker 2: They didn't want anybody to know who they were, but
- 1:05:58Speaker 2: they were gonna go in there and get them a
- 1:06:00Speaker 2: piece of Bonnie Blue. It was Yeah, yeah, nothing like
- 1:06:03Speaker 2: uh you.
- 1:06:04Speaker 4: Know, it's it's such a reflection and just like so
- 1:06:06Speaker 4: wild when people everyone has a platform. Yeah, so then
- 1:06:10Speaker 4: you're going to I don't know, it's just insane to
- 1:06:13Speaker 4: think that. I guess porn stars still have been famous
- 1:06:16Speaker 4: through for decades.
- 1:06:17Speaker 2: Yeah, but doing stunts like that was never like a
- 1:06:19Speaker 2: thing in like the seventies, eighties and nineties, working that,
- 1:06:22Speaker 2: I mean, there would be there would be like you know,
- 1:06:24Speaker 2: a lot of you know, there'd be like a gangbang scenario.
- 1:06:27Speaker 2: Not to be crass, but there would be that, But
- 1:06:29Speaker 2: it was nothing like these marathon scenarios where well.
- 1:06:32Speaker 3: In twenty twenty five, she claimed to have had sex
- 1:06:35Speaker 3: with one thou fifty seven men in a single day
- 1:06:38Speaker 3: in an attempt to set a world record. Yeah, couldn't
- 1:06:41Speaker 3: she try, Like, I mean, I guess she gets crossed,
- 1:06:43Speaker 3: say tidy winks, but it sounds like she already did.
- 1:06:46Speaker 2: Caroline Levitt was the number eight searched person on Google
- 1:06:49Speaker 2: last year, pfably her Thanksgiving Who is Andy Byron? I
- 1:06:54Speaker 2: don't know? And Andy Biern Andy Byron was the number
- 1:06:57Speaker 2: nine search person. Feels like Google, it feels like he
- 1:07:00Speaker 2: us me ten bucks.
- 1:07:03Speaker 3: Oh you know Andy Byron is astronomer CEO Andy Byron,
- 1:07:08Speaker 3: HR chief Kristen Cabot caught at the col Wow.
- 1:07:12Speaker 2: Why would he trend and not her? I mean because
- 1:07:16Speaker 2: he's the CEO.
- 1:07:17Speaker 3: Of the CEO.
- 1:07:17Speaker 2: Oh I see, yeah, that makes sense. And then lastly
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: is a television personality Aralo that had a political run in.
- 1:07:28Speaker 3: Stephen A.
- 1:07:29Speaker 2: Smith announced that I think he's going to take some
- 1:07:31Speaker 2: legal action or possibly considering that. Mark Sanshaw thing today
- 1:07:35Speaker 2: about that. Jimmy Kimmel number ten, Oh wow, Okay. The
- 1:07:38Speaker 2: list for twenty twenty five's most trending and searched people
- 1:07:43Speaker 2: on Google.
- 1:07:44Speaker 4: I've never I don't know anybody whoever like is he's
- 1:07:48Speaker 4: Are you talking about like suing the government or something?
- 1:07:51Speaker 2: Or legal action?
- 1:07:52Speaker 11: Yeah?
- 1:07:52Speaker 2: I've always thought like, what do you guys do? Why
- 1:07:54Speaker 2: waste your time?
- 1:07:55Speaker 4: Imagine going to HR and complaining to HR about HR
- 1:08:00Speaker 4: explain it, you know, thinking that something good is going
- 1:08:04Speaker 4: to happen out of it.
- 1:08:05Speaker 2: And then they had this last list is the most well,
- 1:08:08Speaker 2: actually they have a bunch of them. It's the search
- 1:08:10Speaker 2: top search deaths of twenty twenty five. Number one, of course,
- 1:08:13Speaker 2: Charlie Kirk. Then you have Yeah, this is another one too,
- 1:08:15Speaker 2: because do you remember who died? Yeah, I tell you that,
- 1:08:18Speaker 2: it's kind of amazing that one of these got searched
- 1:08:20Speaker 2: more than the other. Gene Hackman's number two, Ozzy number three.
- 1:08:25Speaker 3: That's weird.
- 1:08:26Speaker 2: What do you think that? But here's the thing. There
- 1:08:27Speaker 2: was controversy with Hackney, the same thing with Charlie Kirk.
- 1:08:30Speaker 5: Yea, because people a lot of people didn't know who
- 1:08:34Speaker 5: Charlie Kirk was. We had someone text the first time
- 1:08:36Speaker 5: they heard his name was on our show and now.
- 1:08:38Speaker 2: Taking a shot.
- 1:08:39Speaker 5: So when you don't know, then then you're more likely
- 1:08:42Speaker 5: to search for information. Gene Hackman, there was a mystery
- 1:08:45Speaker 5: about his death and it was ongoing.
- 1:08:47Speaker 2: Who was in the house? You let the dog in?
- 1:08:50Speaker 2: Who let the dog out?
- 1:08:51Speaker 20: Right?
- 1:08:51Speaker 2: You know?
- 1:08:51Speaker 3: So people were dogs out.
- 1:08:53Speaker 5: People would google Gene Hackman's death. Ozzy, we kind of
- 1:08:56Speaker 5: it's on all coming. We knew and then you know,
- 1:08:58Speaker 5: he wasn't there anymore.
- 1:09:00Speaker 2: Ann Burrell, remember the chef Ambrell They found out that
- 1:09:03Speaker 2: chief because that was also a under her show on
- 1:09:05Speaker 2: because and it turned out that she committed suicide overdosed
- 1:09:08Speaker 2: in her shower Diane Keaton, which is kind of impressive
- 1:09:11Speaker 2: because she just passed and made it to five on
- 1:09:14Speaker 2: the list. Michelle Tracktenberg, Yep, I do not know who
- 1:09:17Speaker 2: that is.
- 1:09:17Speaker 3: She's from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. She played Buffy's younger sister,
- 1:09:21Speaker 3: as well as other shows as well.
- 1:09:22Speaker 2: Pope Francis Yep, Hult Cogan, Malcolm Jamal Warner, Val Kilmer
- 1:09:28Speaker 2: all end up that list right there. And then lastly,
- 1:09:31Speaker 2: the trending actor of twenty twenty five and number one
- 1:09:35Speaker 2: is it was part of a show that you guys
- 1:09:37Speaker 2: loved for a while. It got hotter than anything and
- 1:09:40Speaker 2: if I say two words, you'll know it immediately. But
- 1:09:42Speaker 2: this guy after this show like blew the blank up.
- 1:09:46Speaker 2: And I never heard this guy's name before he started
- 1:09:50Speaker 2: this show that I believe is on is Disney.
- 1:09:52Speaker 5: Channel talking about that like Adam Scott now the Mandalorian,
- 1:09:58Speaker 5: Oh Pedro, Pascal Pedro pass the.
- 1:10:01Speaker 3: One that Ross was just mentioning, was super you know, popular,
- 1:10:04Speaker 3: and then super touchy.
- 1:10:05Speaker 2: He was Zaddy and I still like him, and I
- 1:10:08Speaker 2: don't I don't understand why people don't. It's still weird
- 1:10:11Speaker 2: that people don't.
- 1:10:12Speaker 4: It feels like a narrative got pushed Ryan, like, you're
- 1:10:14Speaker 4: not supposed to like him anymore, but I still like him.
- 1:10:16Speaker 2: Kind of wild man. I'd never even heard of the
- 1:10:18Speaker 2: cat and then like now, then the next thing you
- 1:10:20Speaker 2: know is like on every red carpet out there, and
- 1:10:22Speaker 2: I've never even heard him. Oh he was huge.
- 1:10:24Speaker 4: This is a couple of years ago. This is what
- 1:10:26Speaker 4: happens when you don't watch Game of Thrones. Yeah, because
- 1:10:28Speaker 4: that's how he got famous.
- 1:10:29Speaker 2: This is years ago. He was in that Narco show
- 1:10:32Speaker 2: as well. Yeah, Malachi Barton, don't know who that is.
- 1:10:36Speaker 2: He's the number two searched actor. Walton Goggins finally getting
- 1:10:41Speaker 2: his ups. That's so cool. Yeah, Pamela Anderson, Charlie Sheen,
- 1:10:45Speaker 2: Eric Dane, because Eric Dane I believe has als. I
- 1:10:49Speaker 2: believe so. Yeah, And he's going through the whole thing.
- 1:10:51Speaker 2: They're trying to get him some he's trying to find
- 1:10:53Speaker 2: roles where he can do that. And he's talked about
- 1:10:55Speaker 2: it now and actually he's being very very kind of
- 1:10:57Speaker 2: frank about his dealing with it.
- 1:10:58Speaker 4: It's it's kind of a I think it's worth noting
- 1:11:01Speaker 4: that everything that you just said, those are the what
- 1:11:03Speaker 4: all the celebrities of twenty twenty five. Yes, googled Mickey
- 1:11:07Speaker 4: Madison or Mikey Madison, Aubrey Plazer, Adam Aubrey Plaza, Adam Sandler,
- 1:11:12Speaker 4: Justin Baldoni.
- 1:11:14Speaker 3: So, Malachi Barton is only eighteen years old and has
- 1:11:17Speaker 3: made a name for himself through diverse roles and Disney
- 1:11:20Speaker 3: Channel productions. A lot of young girls looking at Malachi
- 1:11:23Speaker 3: Barton real fast.
- 1:11:24Speaker 2: That list is so sad.
- 1:11:26Speaker 4: And if you want another reminder of what like Hollywood
- 1:11:29Speaker 4: and movies and just like that being a cornerstone of
- 1:11:33Speaker 4: our storytelling as a country, it being dead and that
- 1:11:37Speaker 4: we only as an audience want real stuff.
- 1:11:40Speaker 2: If you were to go through that list again, Jim,
- 1:11:42Speaker 2: none of it is for their art.
- 1:11:44Speaker 4: All of it is for their controversy or their death.
- 1:11:47Speaker 4: Baldoni is a lawsuit. You keep going als Audrey Plaza,
- 1:11:51Speaker 4: everyone loves her?
- 1:11:52Speaker 2: That was Google. Yeah. Her husband's suicide. Her husband's suicide,
- 1:11:57Speaker 2: not from a show, not from a movie, only from
- 1:12:00Speaker 2: real life is what's pushing those goods interesting? Yeah? And
- 1:12:03Speaker 2: then lastly, here won this up because Ross is here today.
- 1:12:06Speaker 2: Trending games in twenty twenty five, What do you think
- 1:12:09Speaker 2: came in number one.
- 1:12:10Speaker 4: Expedition thirty three, Claire Obscure, got I'm a nerd.
- 1:12:14Speaker 2: That was a lot of silence is number one?
- 1:12:19Speaker 16: Right?
- 1:12:21Speaker 2: Battlefield six, Hollow Night, Silk Song, Yeah, Arc Raiders The Elder, Scrolls,
- 1:12:27Speaker 2: God almighty, I'm just literally feeling myself losing Scrolls. What though?
- 1:12:31Speaker 2: Four The Oblivionymaster, Yeah, there we go. There got Borderlands four,
- 1:12:35Speaker 2: Pokemon Legends, z Through a Monster Hunter, Wild's, Madden NFL
- 1:12:41Speaker 2: twenty six and Clash Royale end up the top ten
- 1:12:45Speaker 2: games of twenty twenty five. I played Expedition thirty three.
- 1:12:47Speaker 2: I beat it. It will win Game of the Year,
- 1:12:49Speaker 2: one of the best games I've ever played. All right
- 1:12:51Speaker 2: for seven nine six four one text us at seven
- 1:12:53Speaker 2: to seven zero three one back on a second with
- 1:12:56Speaker 2: more of the Jim Colbert Show.
- 1:13:09Speaker 12: Good afternoon, Clbert, cru Hi, This is Michigan, Chuck. I
- 1:13:13Speaker 12: forgot all about my heart telling me how many hours
- 1:13:16Speaker 12: I listened last year, and it was seventy five and
- 1:13:19Speaker 12: forty nine hours, not including from here on out. But
- 1:13:24Speaker 12: who's counting? And you are my number one preset. Thank
- 1:13:27Speaker 12: you you so I know I'm not on the top,
- 1:13:30Speaker 12: but I'm up there.
- 1:13:31Speaker 2: You are, Chuck love you guys. Thank you buddy listener.
- 1:13:34Speaker 21: Stay warm, Jimmy, I have a question and you are
- 1:13:38Speaker 21: probably one of the best people to answer it.
- 1:13:40Speaker 2: Uh huh.
- 1:13:41Speaker 21: So I'm friends with a couple who really like steak.
- 1:13:43Speaker 21: They cook steak at home multiple nights a week instead
- 1:13:47Speaker 21: of going out to a restaurant. So for Christmas, my
- 1:13:49Speaker 21: wife and I wanted to get them a gift card
- 1:13:51Speaker 21: to a local butcher that has nice cuts of meat.
- 1:13:54Speaker 21: Problem is, my wife and I don't eat meat, so
- 1:13:57Speaker 21: we can see what the price par pound is for
- 1:13:59Speaker 21: you know, different cuts, but I don't really know how
- 1:14:01Speaker 21: much like a steak. Ways, what's like a reasonable gift
- 1:14:04Speaker 21: card amount for two steaks? That's a fine question.
- 1:14:10Speaker 2: And would you send them to Petties? I probably. I
- 1:14:13Speaker 2: don't know where they are in town. I mean, you
- 1:14:14Speaker 2: didn't tell me where they were, but I mean there
- 1:14:16Speaker 2: are a number of places. Petties is definitely one of them.
- 1:14:19Speaker 2: WASH's Meat Marketed, and yeah, was SE's in Melbourne is
- 1:14:22Speaker 2: another one. You're gonna get some quality beef over there.
- 1:14:24Speaker 2: What was that place that Jim used to used to
- 1:14:26Speaker 2: endorse quite a while. There's a Valari Gourmet. Yeah, Cavalary gourmet.
- 1:14:29Speaker 2: There's one up in up in the Ovedo area. May
- 1:14:32Speaker 2: they have two locations. I don't really, you know, when
- 1:14:35Speaker 2: it comes to getting good steaks, I probably I stay
- 1:14:37Speaker 2: away from the grocery stores because the marbling on those
- 1:14:39Speaker 2: steaks just isn't right. And I think that when you're
- 1:14:42Speaker 2: buying like good quality steak, you're gonna be expecting to
- 1:14:45Speaker 2: pay you know, maybe you know, twenty bucks a pound
- 1:14:48Speaker 2: for it. So I mean, if you get to you know,
- 1:14:50Speaker 2: anywhere from I think a twelve out steak is pretty good.
- 1:14:53Speaker 2: I think, you know, forty fifty dollars gift cards should
- 1:14:55Speaker 2: cover you, buddy. That'll cover you well.
- 1:15:00Speaker 19: May your hair meat, your calling expectations. Oh, may your
- 1:15:03Speaker 19: shirt never rise and your pants never sag well in
- 1:15:06Speaker 19: the buffet line, and may your teeth never fall out
- 1:15:10Speaker 19: during the dessert course. Happy birthday, little brother, and many
- 1:15:14Speaker 19: many more to come.
- 1:15:15Speaker 2: Thank you, buddy, appreciate that very much. All the wonderful
- 1:15:19Speaker 2: happy birthdays. I thank you greatly so much.
- 1:15:22Speaker 9: Love.
- 1:15:22Speaker 2: I'm there's deb Hello Jack Rossery. Well, I tell you
- 1:15:27Speaker 2: we'll do that next because we only have a few
- 1:15:30Speaker 2: minutes and I want to I want to savorite Jack.
- 1:15:34Speaker 2: You know, Netflix actually just announced that they're ending something
- 1:15:38Speaker 2: on their app. I don't know how much you guys
- 1:15:40Speaker 2: use your Netflix app or whatever. By the way, I
- 1:15:42Speaker 2: watched another couple episodes of land Man last night. I'm
- 1:15:47Speaker 2: a couple in I have to tell you, dude, it's
- 1:15:49Speaker 2: pretty show. It's pretty darn good. Now. I never got
- 1:15:52Speaker 2: into the Yellowstone thing, but you can certainly see the
- 1:15:54Speaker 2: writing styles are the same. Same. Dude, Taylor Sheridan, I
- 1:15:57Speaker 2: think it's correct writer director of the whole nine yards.
- 1:15:59Speaker 2: I think he had a co writer for some of
- 1:16:01Speaker 2: the scripts and stuff, but he is, you know, it's
- 1:16:04Speaker 2: his idea of the whole nine yards. Land Man, if
- 1:16:06Speaker 2: I remember, it means land manager and it's Billy Bob Thornton,
- 1:16:10Speaker 2: and that person's job is to secure leases for oil.
- 1:16:14Speaker 2: So I guess ay, lease land so that the oil
- 1:16:16Speaker 2: companies come in and drill and find oil. Then they
- 1:16:19Speaker 2: pay the person who has who they have the lease
- 1:16:21Speaker 2: with money based on how much oil they get, and
- 1:16:24Speaker 2: that person, the land man, negotiates those deals and then
- 1:16:27Speaker 2: manages those dereks on those people's lands. And this is
- 1:16:31Speaker 2: the story of one that's dealing with that. And of
- 1:16:33Speaker 2: course they can create drama wherever. Billy Bob is a
- 1:16:37Speaker 2: really interesting character and interesting actor. I've never seen somebody
- 1:16:41Speaker 2: that I know for a fact that I could beat
- 1:16:43Speaker 2: completely to death. Be that terrifying? Like that dude is
- 1:16:47Speaker 2: probably five to six, probably weighs one hundred and sixty
- 1:16:50Speaker 2: five pounds, is not threatening. Is not one of those
- 1:16:53Speaker 2: guys you think, well, this guy's going to throw me
- 1:16:55Speaker 2: in a headlock and choke me out. But for some reason,
- 1:16:57Speaker 2: this dude is horrifying. He doesn't scare. Have you seen
- 1:17:01Speaker 2: the show Ross, I have not, but I'm a pretty
- 1:17:04Speaker 2: big fan of Billy Bob Thornton from a far Yeah,
- 1:17:07Speaker 2: I have to tell you, I think that you will
- 1:17:08Speaker 2: like this. I mean, they give this guy so many
- 1:17:11Speaker 2: choice lines. He's got these what do you call those things?
- 1:17:15Speaker 2: Jack where he always had like a little saying that
- 1:17:18Speaker 2: he uses for for every little instance, right.
- 1:17:20Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, and aside.
- 1:17:23Speaker 2: A metaphor or something.
- 1:17:24Speaker 4: Yeah, like those little quips you know, colloquial colloquialism, colloquialism.
- 1:17:32Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Oh, give yourself a buzz Okay, I said
- 1:17:36Speaker 2: it first. I'm giving you you need to look at
- 1:17:39Speaker 2: me when you say that. Oh my god, Oh my no.
- 1:17:41Speaker 3: I said to Jack to give himself a buzzer himself.
- 1:17:44Speaker 3: Does he can? Okay, I'm out.
- 1:17:46Speaker 2: I said it first. I just said it wrong and
- 1:17:49Speaker 2: I didn't say it successfully. I'm so proud of Yeah.
- 1:17:55Speaker 2: So Netflix is ending this and it has nothing. It
- 1:17:58Speaker 2: has nothing to do with the programming. I have nothing
- 1:18:00Speaker 2: to do with the programming, don't mean no, oh, something
- 1:18:03Speaker 2: to do with their their screen. And the funny is,
- 1:18:06Speaker 2: I don't know anybody that does this, but I have
- 1:18:08Speaker 2: to tell you we've done it one time ever. Oh
- 1:18:11Speaker 2: and it was the coolest thing. Pick No, I have
- 1:18:16Speaker 2: no idea. I don't know how many. You can't cast
- 1:18:19Speaker 2: anymore with Netflix. So you can't cast your Netflix from
- 1:18:24Speaker 2: your phone, from your phone to your TV anymore. Oh boo. Yeah,
- 1:18:28Speaker 2: they're ending that, it says, uh Netflix. I made several
- 1:18:33Speaker 2: major moves, some of them frustrated subscribers and some of
- 1:18:36Speaker 2: them pleased. This year at the beginning move that are
- 1:18:38Speaker 2: angered users as the streaming giant increased its prices, but
- 1:18:43Speaker 2: it also reduced its ability to cast. It cannot cast anymore,
- 1:18:47Speaker 2: so you cannot send the content from your phone to
- 1:18:50Speaker 2: your television anymore and use that to view content.
- 1:18:55Speaker 5: You could want to do that in like if you're
- 1:18:57Speaker 5: in a rental place, you don't want to sign into
- 1:19:00Speaker 5: the one on the television and get the cast to it.
- 1:19:03Speaker 5: But I guess also if you have it on your device,
- 1:19:05Speaker 5: you could go somewhere and then kind of share it
- 1:19:08Speaker 5: for everyone to watch. Yeah, and it kind of prevents
- 1:19:11Speaker 5: you from being able to do that.
- 1:19:13Speaker 2: We've we've used it in hotels just exactly the reason
- 1:19:16Speaker 2: you say, Jack, because we don't want to log onto
- 1:19:18Speaker 2: the system there or whatever and forget to log out
- 1:19:20Speaker 2: and forget to log out it. And by the way,
- 1:19:21Speaker 2: we've run into a number of matter of fact, when
- 1:19:23Speaker 2: we checked in for Margaritaville for this past year's Best
- 1:19:26Speaker 2: Up Challenge, the condo that we got there, every single
- 1:19:29Speaker 2: television was still logged into the kid's account for Netflix
- 1:19:33Speaker 2: and stuff. You watch some heinous stuff to that I
- 1:19:38Speaker 2: should have done. That's pretty funny though. Yeah. They quietly
- 1:19:40Speaker 2: removed the option for its subscribers to cast content from
- 1:19:43Speaker 2: its mobile app to most TV streaming devices, including Chrome
- 1:19:46Speaker 2: Cast with Google and Google TV Streamer. According to the
- 1:19:50Speaker 2: Android Authority, it said the it appears the update rolled
- 1:19:54Speaker 2: The update rolled out over the last few weeks and
- 1:19:57Speaker 2: subscribers noticed that the cast button wasn't there more. Did
- 1:20:00Speaker 2: you ever use that roster? You get? I think like
- 1:20:02Speaker 2: once or twice over the last like a bunch of years.
- 1:20:05Speaker 2: And maybe that's why they did it. But I mean,
- 1:20:06Speaker 2: if it's there and it works, I really don't understand.
- 1:20:09Speaker 2: It doesn't really give a reason why they pulled it.
- 1:20:11Speaker 2: Probably upkeep, Yeah, I guess it could, because I mean
- 1:20:15Speaker 2: it's not like, oh, we coded it once, we're all good.
- 1:20:17Speaker 2: We're all good, Like you got to keep your eye
- 1:20:20Speaker 2: out on all of those features, and it probably just
- 1:20:22Speaker 2: doesn't get used enough to justify the idea of reprogramming
- 1:20:26Speaker 2: or maintaining it.
- 1:20:26Speaker 4: That's my best guess, is it to me? Like, how
- 1:20:29Speaker 4: do you guys stream? What box do you use? I
- 1:20:33Speaker 4: use an Xbox. Yeah, in the sense like that's.
- 1:20:36Speaker 2: Where all of my apps are. Oh really yeah? No,
- 1:20:38Speaker 2: I you mean for your television?
- 1:20:40Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 1:20:40Speaker 2: Yeah, we just used the TV. I mean, all my
- 1:20:42Speaker 2: apps are right on my smart TV, so we don't
- 1:20:44Speaker 2: use it like for that. And my Xbox isn't set
- 1:20:46Speaker 2: up in the main room. It's in my studio to
- 1:20:49Speaker 2: have it on my TV.
- 1:20:50Speaker 5: But I also have a fire stick all right, and
- 1:20:52Speaker 5: so some of them are on the fire six some
- 1:20:54Speaker 5: are on the TV.
- 1:20:55Speaker 2: I guess you can still cast it like a Google
- 1:20:57Speaker 2: Nest Smart Hub and stuff like that. But for the
- 1:20:59Speaker 2: most part, it's all done. You just straight TV.
- 1:21:02Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:21:03Speaker 2: Yeah, you just got all the apps on the smart TV. Yeah,
- 1:21:05Speaker 2: because the well, we don't even have an Xbox, so well,
- 1:21:09Speaker 2: I no, I mean, I wasn't expected he's a PS
- 1:21:11Speaker 2: guy yet. Even then, even then, if you have a
- 1:21:15Speaker 2: Sony that can also download, I would think I don't
- 1:21:18Speaker 2: have the PlayStation, but you can download Netflix, you can
- 1:21:20Speaker 2: download HBO on Oh, we have all of those, but
- 1:21:24Speaker 2: on the PlayStation are also on the TV.
- 1:21:27Speaker 3: Just on the TV because the PlayStation is in the
- 1:21:29Speaker 3: other room.
- 1:21:29Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the same thing, all right. For seven nine
- 1:21:32Speaker 2: four one texts seven seven zero three one, the guys
- 1:21:34Speaker 2: were nice enough to give me some gifts for my birthday.
- 1:21:37Speaker 2: I'll open those next Hey, guys, I hope you guys
- 1:21:42Speaker 2: are doing well. So last year, I guess twenty twenty five,
- 1:21:45Speaker 2: I had ninety eight and sixteen minutes of listening to
- 1:21:49Speaker 2: real Radio. Happy Bud Day, Jim, Thanks bye, thank you, buddy. Damn,
- 1:21:54Speaker 2: I knew there was a reason why I hated December four.
- 1:21:58Speaker 19: Now I know.
- 1:22:00Speaker 2: Come on me too, buddy, I'm only a seventy nine
- 1:22:05Speaker 2: and seventy seven minutes. Appreciate you guys, Thank you, tell you, buddy,
- 1:22:09Speaker 2: appreciate it. It's Cobra crew beatm Bright here. But yeah,
- 1:22:12Speaker 2: I just got my listener thing from iHeart. It says
- 1:22:16Speaker 2: I have one hundred and seven eight and eighty three
- 1:22:19Speaker 2: hours listen and then congratulations, you're in the top ten
- 1:22:22Speaker 2: percent of real radio listeners. Birthday, Jim, I'll have a
- 1:22:26Speaker 2: going thank you dude. That's the most I've heard so far.
- 1:22:28Speaker 2: Good job, buddy, Thank you, appreciate your hatredage, appetiate it,
- 1:22:33Speaker 2: Welcome back. I'm Jim. There's Deb then Jack, Yi and Ross.
- 1:22:38Speaker 2: It's all true. He will have Ross thoughts here in
- 1:22:40Speaker 2: about an hour or so. Very excited. Yeah, uh, who
- 1:22:45Speaker 2: goes first on this? What do you What do you
- 1:22:47Speaker 2: guys want to do? Do you guys have an order?
- 1:22:48Speaker 2: You'll mean to do this?
- 1:22:49Speaker 14: Yeah?
- 1:22:49Speaker 2: Ross has to go last. I'll go last. Today's my birthday,
- 1:22:52Speaker 2: so the guy's got me some gifts and all that.
- 1:22:55Speaker 2: We were rushed a little bit today because we had
- 1:22:56Speaker 2: some business take care before the program. So we did
- 1:22:59Speaker 2: not get answer.
- 1:23:00Speaker 6: Do this.
- 1:23:00Speaker 2: I'll go first. You can switch one of mine.
- 1:23:03Speaker 5: Start with that box gift in the middle. You are
- 1:23:05Speaker 5: a gamer, now, everything about you screams gamer.
- 1:23:09Speaker 2: So the the gift wrap on that box? Oh my god,
- 1:23:13Speaker 2: did you just fall? I thought I thought you tore
- 1:23:17Speaker 2: a there. So you need you need to I'm gonna
- 1:23:22Speaker 2: punch you in the spleen as soon as you go
- 1:23:24Speaker 2: to break. You need to identify and then tell the
- 1:23:26Speaker 2: audience what your gift wrap. I'm not holding up right here.
- 1:23:28Speaker 2: I'll hold it up to the camera. There you get
- 1:23:31Speaker 2: a real radio don f M slash watch dot com.
- 1:23:34Speaker 2: You can do it there. But Zelda gift wrapping paper
- 1:23:36Speaker 2: I cool. I actually thought this was Ross's. But that's you,
- 1:23:42Speaker 2: Haun Jackson. Yeah yeah, all right, very nice. That is
- 1:23:45Speaker 2: very cool? Is buying gift rap? What are you talking about?
- 1:23:49Speaker 2: All right, let's see what we got here. Yeah, we
- 1:23:52Speaker 2: need some gift wrapping music there, all right? Oh we
- 1:24:00Speaker 2: get some bossa Nova instead. Oh I thought it was
- 1:24:04Speaker 2: lou Reid. Okay, hey look at there, dude, I like that.
- 1:24:12Speaker 2: Look at that. Look at that shirt. That's pretty bad.
- 1:24:14Speaker 3: Oh that's nice.
- 1:24:16Speaker 2: Extra medium, it's it's extra media. Thank you.
- 1:24:20Speaker 3: In front of the camera so the good people can
- 1:24:22Speaker 3: see your new golf shirt.
- 1:24:24Speaker 2: Look at that I don't have I don't have a
- 1:24:26Speaker 2: pink one. It's got golf balls on, so legit is golf.
- 1:24:32Speaker 2: Well that's very cool, Jack, Thank you very much. Sure
- 1:24:35Speaker 2: you got them a pink golf shirt. I remember years
- 1:24:36Speaker 2: ago I got him a purple golf shirt. I still
- 1:24:39Speaker 2: have it. Nice.
- 1:24:40Speaker 5: He's waiting until he's the right size to wear that
- 1:24:42Speaker 5: one next year, and they go, that's why I.
- 1:24:45Speaker 2: Got him extra medium, all right. And the bag too.
- 1:24:48Speaker 2: The bag, yeah, the bag is from you as well.
- 1:24:50Speaker 2: Yeah what Normally people smile when they get all right, huh,
- 1:25:08Speaker 2: oh my god, a bag of sweet heat snack mix.
- 1:25:14Speaker 2: This was meant for Scott Maxwell, but no gift.
- 1:25:17Speaker 3: It's meant for you to think of Scott Maxwell every.
- 1:25:19Speaker 4: Time you have almonds, cashews, corn nuggets.
- 1:25:25Speaker 2: You like nuts in case my breath gets too good corn.
- 1:25:30Speaker 3: Nuggets, without a doubt anybody.
- 1:25:33Speaker 2: I appreciate it. Thank you very much, very sweet of you.
- 1:25:36Speaker 2: Next up would be the blue box.
- 1:25:37Speaker 3: That one is from me.
- 1:25:39Speaker 2: Look how expertly gift wrapped it is. Oh no, there's
- 1:25:44Speaker 2: deb Jack and then Ross, and then Jack has two gifts,
- 1:25:51Speaker 2: and then there's a box over here from Deb, which
- 1:25:54Speaker 2: is a gift, and then there's no more boxes.
- 1:25:57Speaker 5: I'm sure it's gonna he's gonna have a great story.
- 1:26:00Speaker 5: But look at that gift wrap chob on that that
- 1:26:04Speaker 5: looks pro Still again.
- 1:26:06Speaker 14: Not another box.
- 1:26:08Speaker 3: Hold it up before you tear it.
- 1:26:09Speaker 2: I am going to so Deb wrap this like it
- 1:26:12Speaker 2: came from bird Dwarfs. No, actually, you're.
- 1:26:15Speaker 3: Holding it wrong.
- 1:26:17Speaker 2: Heard it the other way. Okay, there you go. It's
- 1:26:20Speaker 2: way different.
- 1:26:22Speaker 3: The boot hangs in this way where it's supposed to.
- 1:26:25Speaker 2: That's a badass bottle opener though very cool. It's a
- 1:26:29Speaker 2: Texas bottle opener boot, cowboy boot, cowboy boot, and it's
- 1:26:33Speaker 2: tied in a knot very nice.
- 1:26:35Speaker 3: My mom wrapped that for you.
- 1:26:37Speaker 2: It's a theme that's very cool right there by the way.
- 1:26:39Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go.
- 1:26:40Speaker 2: It's line dancing lessons. Still, I can't say the other box.
- 1:26:45Speaker 3: You can't box love.
- 1:26:46Speaker 2: I would have given you the sweeteed hat. I know,
- 1:26:51Speaker 2: am get the keeps on giving dude. Oh yeah, you
- 1:26:58Speaker 2: can't open that, but yeah, I was gonna say, her
- 1:27:02Speaker 2: mother rat this. I can't open it up.
- 1:27:07Speaker 3: Oh, dude, what are you doing again? Normally you smile
- 1:27:12Speaker 3: when you receive gifts from Wow.
- 1:27:14Speaker 2: Dude, that's very sweet of you.
- 1:27:15Speaker 13: Man.
- 1:27:17Speaker 2: Wow, that's too much, deb What is it? It's a
- 1:27:20Speaker 2: bottle of wood for reserve. Nice box and what else
- 1:27:25Speaker 2: is in there? And it's got a really nice whiskey
- 1:27:27Speaker 2: glass in there as well, which I can use on
- 1:27:30Speaker 2: the way to dinner tonight.
- 1:27:31Speaker 20: There you go.
- 1:27:33Speaker 3: You can have a glass of that while you're wearing
- 1:27:35Speaker 3: Jack's new golf shirt.
- 1:27:36Speaker 9: Wow.
- 1:27:36Speaker 2: Check that out. Thank you so much, deb Very cool,
- 1:27:41Speaker 2: very cool. I have a sip of this and just
- 1:27:42Speaker 2: a few you guys want sbourbon? Very nice?
- 1:27:47Speaker 3: Good boss answered yes, does he get to have any
- 1:27:50Speaker 3: If you're.
- 1:27:51Speaker 2: Asking, I'll answer it's something if you want to go
- 1:27:55Speaker 2: ahead and run a bit. Thank you, Debora. I appreciate it.
- 1:27:58Speaker 2: Welcome and here we are. There it is man, I
- 1:28:05Speaker 2: appreciate it. Thank you very much, guys. Very very very
- 1:28:09Speaker 2: sweet of you. Guys. Thank you Devin. Jack you're also oss.
- 1:28:12Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Well, I haven't given you your
- 1:28:15Speaker 2: gifts yet. No wait, I didn't see that. Well it's
- 1:28:17Speaker 2: because I don't. I mean I kind of talked to
- 1:28:19Speaker 2: Jack a little bit about this, and I don't know
- 1:28:21Speaker 2: what the rules are.
- 1:28:22Speaker 4: So I kind of have to give you your gift
- 1:28:25Speaker 4: off premises. Let's just say how many ounces was that
- 1:28:30Speaker 4: Woodford reserve?
- 1:28:32Speaker 2: I don't know. It's a normal bottle, probably like maybe
- 1:28:36Speaker 2: twenty four, twenty four ounces, thirty two maybe, I don't know,
- 1:28:40Speaker 2: somewhere around there. Well, why are you asking? What about
- 1:28:43Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty milligrams? Was one thing? One shot?
- 1:28:50Speaker 2: This is a seven to fifty bottles seven to fifty millions?
- 1:28:53Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you throw that down with this thing that
- 1:28:55Speaker 4: I've found that's two hundred milligrams of caffeine of one
- 1:28:58Speaker 4: hundred and fifty milligrams and some other stuff.
- 1:29:02Speaker 2: And I asked, Jackie, I can't really bring it into
- 1:29:04Speaker 2: the building. You can't. Is it in your car? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
- 1:29:09Speaker 2: I got a feeling that you have anything, dude. No, No,
- 1:29:11Speaker 2: it's coffee flavored. It's coffee flavoring. I did it once,
- 1:29:15Speaker 2: I'll never do it again. But you want me to
- 1:29:17Speaker 2: do this. That's what he's giving you.
- 1:29:20Speaker 5: Something he can't bring in because of the employee handble
- 1:29:24Speaker 5: company policy.
- 1:29:25Speaker 2: And I don't even know what I am the law
- 1:29:29Speaker 2: in general. I mean, if you're asking, I'm gonna answer. Okay,
- 1:29:35Speaker 2: let me ask a question. When I get said gift
- 1:29:38Speaker 2: from you, can I travel with said gift? Will you
- 1:29:41Speaker 2: actually be will you be handing me a crime? I
- 1:29:46Speaker 2: think you're good. What do you mean you think I'm
- 1:29:48Speaker 2: doing a crime? I got some of these a while back,
- 1:29:53Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, I know who might like this,
- 1:29:57Speaker 2: and we're gonna find out up to you though I don't.
- 1:30:01Speaker 2: It's okay, you're not saying anything. It's just an arrow
- 1:30:03Speaker 2: now in your quiver. If you want to change a Tuesday,
- 1:30:08Speaker 2: I turned it into a Saturday, because that's the next
- 1:30:10Speaker 2: thing you'll remember, dude, did you Yeah, it's two hundred
- 1:30:13Speaker 2: milligrams of caffeine and I believe one hundred and fifty
- 1:30:17Speaker 2: milligrams of Uh. I know exactly. I know what you're saying. Yeah, dude,
- 1:30:20Speaker 2: it's like you wanted me to do this for a
- 1:30:22Speaker 2: very long time. Oh no, it's not one of the
- 1:30:24Speaker 2: one of those. I mean it might be if you
- 1:30:26Speaker 2: if you also want that doublehead, you can make that
- 1:30:28Speaker 2: happen as well. Is it double headed? No, I mean
- 1:30:31Speaker 2: it's double aheaded us. Yeah exactly.
- 1:30:38Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, I don't even know if you're about that.
- 1:30:43Speaker 4: But I also enjoyed that when I had it for
- 1:30:46Speaker 4: like a week, just in my belongings. I always liked
- 1:30:49Speaker 4: knowing that, I like, man, it's I could just I'm
- 1:30:53Speaker 4: going to go to Mars piece. But I never would
- 1:30:56Speaker 4: really go to Mars outside of the first time I
- 1:30:58Speaker 4: did it. But it was really nice to owing that
- 1:31:00Speaker 4: I had two tickets to paradise at all times?
- 1:31:03Speaker 2: Are you guys confused? Do you have any idea what
- 1:31:05Speaker 2: he's getting? You know what it is?
- 1:31:07Speaker 3: I have an idea, Jack, Do you have an idea?
- 1:31:09Speaker 5: I do because he gave me a little more information
- 1:31:11Speaker 5: on the break When I'm like, are you sure you want.
- 1:31:13Speaker 2: To say that on the air? I mean, I mean,
- 1:31:16Speaker 2: can you okay? Can I ask a question? Yeah? Do
- 1:31:18Speaker 2: you buy this retail or from a dude named Jeremy Both?
- 1:31:25Speaker 21: Yes?
- 1:31:26Speaker 2: I think his name was Brandon. Yeah, why dr No,
- 1:31:30Speaker 2: he just shaved him off. I think he just got
- 1:31:32Speaker 2: a haircut. He was turning some stuff around. Now, why
- 1:31:34Speaker 2: would you think I'd want to do whatever you have
- 1:31:36Speaker 2: in mind? Because it's fun and different. I don't know.
- 1:31:39Speaker 2: I've never seen I mean, I've never seen these numbers before.
- 1:31:43Speaker 2: What do you mean these numbers. What are you talking about?
- 1:31:45Speaker 4: That's just a lot of caffeine and a lot of
- 1:31:47Speaker 4: other stuff. What is the other Why can't you say
- 1:31:51Speaker 4: the other stuff? Why can't you say that that's a
- 1:31:53Speaker 4: bad sign? I mean plausible deniability. Yeah, thank you, because
- 1:31:57Speaker 4: this is all ability, This is all on record, about
- 1:32:00Speaker 4: to be posted on the internet forever, and people are listening.
- 1:32:04Speaker 2: So I'm trying to really be a little choosy on
- 1:32:06Speaker 2: what details. All I'm saying is two hundred milligrams of caffeine,
- 1:32:09Speaker 2: one fifty milligrams of wowsers, Buckle up. This thing makes
- 1:32:16Speaker 2: you go, I'll take the front row. This is yeah.
- 1:32:21Speaker 2: Is it tickets to see Chase? No, no it's.
- 1:32:25Speaker 13: Not.
- 1:32:26Speaker 2: But if you I mean, it might make you buy
- 1:32:29Speaker 2: tickets to see my brother. It was a very fun time.
- 1:32:33Speaker 4: I don't even know if you're supposed to parse it out,
- 1:32:35Speaker 4: Oh my god, man, but I'm pretty sure it's just
- 1:32:37Speaker 4: like a five hour energy shot.
- 1:32:40Speaker 2: It does not feel like that. It's like a five
- 1:32:43Speaker 2: hour energy stop. Yeah, but if it was a five
- 1:32:46Speaker 2: hour energy shot, you can explain what's in it. You
- 1:32:48Speaker 2: can go, well, it's some iguanie, or it's this and that.
- 1:32:51Speaker 2: But you can't. You're just saying other stuff. Yeah, plausible deniability,
- 1:32:56Speaker 2: a legend you selling's not like the health secretary right now.
- 1:33:01Speaker 2: But but I but I got I got it.
- 1:33:05Speaker 4: I think you're going to enjoy it if you want
- 1:33:07Speaker 4: to change like one of your days on your Christmas break?
- 1:33:10Speaker 2: Can I ride with it in the cab of my truck? Yes,
- 1:33:14Speaker 2: you can legally? Uh oh man, well ah. When he
- 1:33:19Speaker 2: said the word legally, you can't answer.
- 1:33:22Speaker 3: I bought it legally.
- 1:33:23Speaker 2: You bought it legally.
- 1:33:25Speaker 4: Yeah, it's you getting go to places. All you have
- 1:33:29Speaker 4: to do is lie a little bit and then it's legal.
- 1:33:31Speaker 2: Well, I mean you could buy anything if you lie
- 1:33:33Speaker 2: a little bit. I could buy a baby if I
- 1:33:35Speaker 2: lie a little bit. I don't think you could buy
- 1:33:37Speaker 2: a baby if you were just lying a little bit.
- 1:33:39Speaker 2: I think I could buy a baby if I wanted
- 1:33:42Speaker 2: to buy a baby. I think I could buy a
- 1:33:44Speaker 2: baby if I put the word out that I wanted
- 1:33:45Speaker 2: to buy a baby. Bet money, I can find somebody
- 1:33:47Speaker 2: to tell me their baby. Please don't do that. I'm
- 1:33:49Speaker 2: not gonna do it. He wants a baby, yeah, but
- 1:33:54Speaker 2: happy birthday? Yes, I mean things, I guess I want
- 1:33:57Speaker 2: you Deborah I appreciate that I can actually see and
- 1:34:00Speaker 2: take mine and not have to worry about a felony jack.
- 1:34:02Speaker 2: Thank you again, no felony gifts. I appreciate that greatly. Guys,
- 1:34:06Speaker 2: I'm Ross. Thanks for coming into that dice for prison time.
- 1:34:09Speaker 2: You can see and take mine as well. It's just
- 1:34:11Speaker 2: not right now. I would recommend it. All right, four seven,
- 1:34:15Speaker 2: I went do.
- 1:34:16Speaker 3: That instead of having a drink of bourbon O.
- 1:34:18Speaker 2: God, I've never done that. I think what he's talking about.
- 1:34:21Speaker 2: He's talking about expecting me to do this for many,
- 1:34:23Speaker 2: many years, and my wife actually wants to do it too.
- 1:34:26Speaker 2: I don't even think it is what you're thinking. Now
- 1:34:28Speaker 2: you get something else.
- 1:34:30Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're not thinking that one.
- 1:34:32Speaker 2: He's gonna have to tell you on the break. I mean,
- 1:34:34Speaker 2: let me just tell you this. It's like a super
- 1:34:36Speaker 2: doze caffeinated edible. But guess what, you don't eat it,
- 1:34:40Speaker 2: you drink it much more after the break.
- 1:34:44Speaker 1: All right, Today is cooler cooler with Ross paget presented
- 1:34:55Speaker 1: by mills Are. Turned to the experts at Carrier and
- 1:34:57Speaker 1: turn to the experts at mills Are dot com.
- 1:35:02Speaker 13: M h m hm, Hey Jimmy chat here, just checking in.
- 1:35:14Speaker 13: I just heard you got a blue box for Christmas.
- 1:35:18Speaker 13: I'm so happy for you because now you know what
- 1:35:21Speaker 13: all the women you dated got when they dated a
- 1:35:24Speaker 13: little Jimmy, a blue box. Merry Christmas, Jimmy, you guys
- 1:35:33Speaker 13: have a great shows.
- 1:35:41Speaker 2: He's not uppy you got here. I'm not listening. I'm
- 1:35:44Speaker 2: not listening. I'm not listening.
- 1:35:46Speaker 22: I'm not listening. And besides that, I'm driving towards Leesburg.
- 1:35:51Speaker 22: So you do whatever you need to do, jim I
- 1:35:53Speaker 22: hope you have a happy birth though, with whatever that
- 1:35:56Speaker 22: thing is. I'm right, dir ross My or min not
- 1:36:00Speaker 22: be talking about anyways. Happy birthday, bro, Thank you body
- 1:36:03Speaker 22: appreciate that.
- 1:36:04Speaker 3: That's funny.
- 1:36:04Speaker 2: Ross.
- 1:36:05Speaker 17: I was invited to a Christmas party and the lady said,
- 1:36:09Speaker 17: we're doing that white Christmas Chinese thing. I said, awesome,
- 1:36:15Speaker 17: I said, you know, when I do these things, I
- 1:36:18Speaker 17: like to give a good sack of week. She's like, well,
- 1:36:21Speaker 17: there might be some older people there that don't smoke.
- 1:36:24Speaker 17: I said, nah, this is Florida, eighty percent of a
- 1:36:28Speaker 17: redneck party smoking.
- 1:36:31Speaker 2: Good afternoon, jim Cold both shot prints of the Island.
- 1:36:34Speaker 18: Jimmy, Happy birthday, Hopy birthday to me.
- 1:36:39Speaker 3: Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday.
- 1:36:41Speaker 6: To Jim Colbert, Happy Mothday.
- 1:36:45Speaker 2: To me and Maynie More and Ma Nani.
- 1:36:53Speaker 3: Nani as hair Oh Jim cold bat Tryannani.
- 1:36:57Speaker 2: Okay, there's no way he's getting that in. I'm got
- 1:37:00Speaker 2: to cut that back to fifteen seconds for him. Maybe
- 1:37:03Speaker 2: a right forrow seven nine one six one four one
- 1:37:05Speaker 2: text us seven seven zero three and one. Welcome back,
- 1:37:07Speaker 2: I'm Jim, there's dead Hello Jack and Sawstaddy is here
- 1:37:10Speaker 2: as well. Trivia coming up in just a few and
- 1:37:12Speaker 2: of course at the top of the hour, we'll get
- 1:37:14Speaker 2: some thoughts from Ross.
- 1:37:15Speaker 16: Uh.
- 1:37:16Speaker 2: You know, it's interesting again going back to the list
- 1:37:18Speaker 2: thing this time of year. You get that at the
- 1:37:20Speaker 2: at the end of the year. And you know, today
- 1:37:22Speaker 2: I am fifty eight years old, which you know isn't
- 1:37:25Speaker 2: really that old per se, but you know, generationally things
- 1:37:29Speaker 2: do change quite a bit. And I understand now when
- 1:37:33Speaker 2: I was younger and would listen to people who are
- 1:37:35Speaker 2: getting a little bit older, and they would talk about
- 1:37:37Speaker 2: pop culture and the things that they grew up listening
- 1:37:39Speaker 2: to or watching their entire lives, and they would get
- 1:37:42Speaker 2: super pissed off if either a record or song or
- 1:37:46Speaker 2: a movie got usurped by a new movie or song.
- 1:37:51Speaker 2: They didn't like the fact that the stuff that made
- 1:37:54Speaker 2: them or made their childhoods, you know, the magical, they
- 1:37:57Speaker 2: didn't like that when they got pushed to the back
- 1:37:59Speaker 2: and new stuff started coming in for a new generation.
- 1:38:02Speaker 3: You mean called oldie music.
- 1:38:04Speaker 2: Well, what I'm saying is this, like, okay, so what
- 1:38:07Speaker 2: I'm about to get into is the greatest Christmas movies
- 1:38:09Speaker 2: of all time. Now, this is a USA Today story,
- 1:38:12Speaker 2: and it is an updated list of the greatest Christmas
- 1:38:15Speaker 2: movies of all time. Now right now, I bet if
- 1:38:18Speaker 2: I went around to myself, Jack and Debrah, we're all
- 1:38:21Speaker 2: in our mid fifties except deb deb she's in her
- 1:38:24Speaker 2: early thirties. Younger saved yourself there, But we would probably
- 1:38:28Speaker 2: all say the same thing. There's probably about five movies,
- 1:38:32Speaker 2: and the only thing that would change is the order
- 1:38:34Speaker 2: of those movies. But when I would switch this over
- 1:38:36Speaker 2: to Ross, more than likely that list is gonna be
- 1:38:39Speaker 2: way different.
- 1:38:39Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be Elf because the movies.
- 1:38:41Speaker 2: Are gonna be considerably different. They're gonna be more modern.
- 1:38:43Speaker 2: Maybe they're gonna have different ideals than ours. I don't
- 1:38:47Speaker 2: have ELF up there and that's exactly what's happening with
- 1:38:50Speaker 2: this list right now. Yeah, like we're seeing the newer
- 1:38:54Speaker 2: and really Elf is not even a new movie. It's
- 1:38:56Speaker 2: twenty years old. I think more than twenty years old, isn't.
- 1:38:58Speaker 7: It, is it?
- 1:38:59Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 1:39:00Speaker 2: I think it's like, oh one or two?
- 1:39:02Speaker 23: Is it not?
- 1:39:02Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 1:39:03Speaker 2: One oh two? So then loud that movie is already
- 1:39:06Speaker 2: twenty years old, and you know it's already considered a
- 1:39:09Speaker 2: Christmas classic. I think you could probably say two years
- 1:39:12Speaker 2: after Elf was released, it was a Christmas classic, you know,
- 1:39:15Speaker 2: obviously going on the heat that Will Ferrell had coming
- 1:39:17Speaker 2: off of SNL and all his other movies.
- 1:39:19Speaker 4: If you want to respect Will Ferrell just a little
- 1:39:22Speaker 4: bit more, he has turned down like tens of millions
- 1:39:26Speaker 4: of dollars for a sequel and he just refuses to
- 1:39:29Speaker 4: touch that character because he just thinks it's like it's done.
- 1:39:32Speaker 2: He just actually did an interview about that. Yeah, he said,
- 1:39:34Speaker 2: they offered me so much money and he just could
- 1:39:37Speaker 2: not do it, couldn't find it in his will to
- 1:39:39Speaker 2: do it. And I don't know about you, but I
- 1:39:41Speaker 2: always really like it when real humans stick up for
- 1:39:44Speaker 2: fictional characters over real life money.
- 1:39:47Speaker 24: Yeah.
- 1:39:47Speaker 2: Yeah, And they're great. I mean, you know what I mean.
- 1:39:50Speaker 2: I don't think he has that lifestyle though when you
- 1:39:52Speaker 2: look at him, he doesn't really seem to be the
- 1:39:54Speaker 2: Lambeau Crew kind of guy.
- 1:39:55Speaker 4: I don't care what lifestyle you got if you're saying
- 1:39:58Speaker 4: zeep no to ten minut million dollars to say no
- 1:40:01Speaker 4: to a be an Elf.
- 1:40:02Speaker 2: And he's got kids, he's got a family. Yeah, I
- 1:40:04Speaker 2: think he's got three of them, right, like three boys.
- 1:40:06Speaker 4: It's just a reminder that you can say no, celebrities
- 1:40:10Speaker 4: can say no to not just being a massive cash graph.
- 1:40:14Speaker 2: Okay, so let's just let's just rip this right off, right,
- 1:40:17Speaker 2: Let's just get right to this band aid real quick.
- 1:40:19Speaker 2: What do you think it's net Worth is well Ferrell?
- 1:40:22Speaker 16: Uh?
- 1:40:24Speaker 2: One ninety yeah, not too bad.
- 1:40:25Speaker 5: One sixty yeah yeah yeah, it would have been one
- 1:40:29Speaker 5: ninety had he done ELF.
- 1:40:30Speaker 2: Two yeah, oh it'd be or more yeah for sure.
- 1:40:33Speaker 2: All right. According to this new list, what do you
- 1:40:35Speaker 2: think that USA Today thinks is the new number one
- 1:40:39Speaker 2: Christmas movie of all time? Man a dog Walker's Christmas
- 1:40:46Speaker 2: on the Hallmark Channel. I'm oh got it. I think
- 1:40:50Speaker 2: it's Jim Carrey's Grne. Oh you think it's the Jim
- 1:40:52Speaker 2: Carrey's grin at least two thousand. That's not my favorite
- 1:40:56Speaker 2: to yeah, two thousand and two thousand and one, But.
- 1:40:58Speaker 4: That's my best guess For the new best Christmas movie
- 1:41:01Speaker 4: of all time?
- 1:41:02Speaker 2: Die Hard, die Hard is in the top ten. Oh,
- 1:41:06Speaker 2: but it's not number one. Gremlin and I have a
- 1:41:10Speaker 2: love hate relationship with this movie. I do love this movie,
- 1:41:15Speaker 2: but there are a couple scenes in this movie where
- 1:41:17Speaker 2: it seems like they just made it up, like it
- 1:41:20Speaker 2: like they just told the lead actor go out there
- 1:41:23Speaker 2: and just and just riff and we'll film it. We'll
- 1:41:25Speaker 2: see how it works out. And they used it for Christmas.
- 1:41:27Speaker 2: It's the only part of the movie I do not
- 1:41:29Speaker 2: care for. It's one of the great great redemption movies,
- 1:41:32Speaker 2: and it's an old story.
- 1:41:35Speaker 3: Christmas. Carol Scrooged is.
- 1:41:38Speaker 2: The number one Christmas movie of all time according to
- 1:41:41Speaker 2: USA Today. Released in nineteen eighty eight, starring Bill Murray.
- 1:41:44Speaker 3: Yeah, well then don't laugh at my Elf choice.
- 1:41:46Speaker 2: No, I didn't, because I'm telling you I knew ELF
- 1:41:49Speaker 2: would be in the Where do you think el Falls?
- 1:41:51Speaker 3: Five seven eleven.
- 1:41:54Speaker 2: Elf is the number three greatest Christmas movie of all time?
- 1:41:58Speaker 2: According to USA Today, So I have to know where
- 1:42:02Speaker 2: is It's a Wonderful Life. It's the number two Christmas
- 1:42:06Speaker 2: movie of all time. In my world, It's a Wonderful
- 1:42:09Speaker 2: Life is not only the greatest Christmas movie of all time.
- 1:42:12Speaker 2: I contend that It's a Wonderful Life is top three
- 1:42:15Speaker 2: or top five movies of all time.
- 1:42:18Speaker 3: Absolutely love the message.
- 1:42:19Speaker 2: It is a perfect story. It's a perfect story. You
- 1:42:22Speaker 2: know what really kind of ruined it for me a
- 1:42:24Speaker 2: little bit. It's so funny. I just find out, you know,
- 1:42:27Speaker 2: you read about stars that were around, you read about
- 1:42:29Speaker 2: their personalities. We know a lot about people now, you know,
- 1:42:32Speaker 2: with social media and with the onslaught of just social media,
- 1:42:36Speaker 2: we kind of have an idea of what kind of
- 1:42:38Speaker 2: people that, you know, our entertainers that we enjoy are,
- 1:42:41Speaker 2: you know, behind the scenes, man, I found out the
- 1:42:43Speaker 2: other day that it was a Jimmy Stewart wasn't such
- 1:42:47Speaker 2: a pleasant dude on set really, which was kind of
- 1:42:50Speaker 2: wild because he seems like a guy that would be
- 1:42:52Speaker 2: like almost like the world's dad. Yeah, but apparently he
- 1:42:55Speaker 2: wasn't like a real savory character behind the scenes. It's
- 1:42:58Speaker 2: appointing to hear. Yeah, that is yeah, I agree, because
- 1:43:02Speaker 2: you have this, you have this kind of preconceived notion
- 1:43:05Speaker 2: of what he was like because all the characters he
- 1:43:07Speaker 2: played were so kind of, you know, American, you know,
- 1:43:09Speaker 2: kind of homely America, you know, patriotic almost. Right, here's
- 1:43:15Speaker 2: one that I don't I've never even seen, and I've
- 1:43:18Speaker 2: only heard of. Love Actually is number four? Really I've
- 1:43:23Speaker 2: heard of it? Yeah, yeah, Hugh Grant, I've seen it.
- 1:43:26Speaker 2: And you got to communicate via card. What do you
- 1:43:30Speaker 2: mean that's like the big infamous scene, right.
- 1:43:32Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly where he's got the boombox.
- 1:43:34Speaker 2: That's the due from Rick from Rick Grimes from a Yeah,
- 1:43:37Speaker 2: that's right, And I have seen I've seen scenes of that. Yeah,
- 1:43:40Speaker 2: you've seen that scene because that scene is awesome. Yeah,
- 1:43:42Speaker 2: that scene is awesome. Everyone loves that scene. Have you
- 1:43:45Speaker 2: seen that?
- 1:43:45Speaker 7: Jack?
- 1:43:46Speaker 2: Nope? Love Actually? Yeah? Yeah, Now another classic makes it
- 1:43:50Speaker 2: in the top five. But you know what I think
- 1:43:53Speaker 2: of the versions of these movies matter too, don't they? Oh,
- 1:43:56Speaker 2: because with Scrooge, there are a number of iterations of Scrooge.
- 1:43:59Speaker 2: And I remember, were Jim Phillips, who was here for years,
- 1:44:02Speaker 2: you liked the same one. I like with the Alistair
- 1:44:04Speaker 2: Alistair Cook Cook is the is the bad guy is
- 1:44:08Speaker 2: is Ebeney's re Screw.
- 1:44:09Speaker 5: Don't sleep on the Muppets version. It's very good. I
- 1:44:12Speaker 5: even like the animated one with Jim Carry.
- 1:44:15Speaker 2: I love that one too. Yeah.
- 1:44:17Speaker 4: Die Hard was number seven, released in eighty eight. You
- 1:44:20Speaker 4: can grab this list and throw it away. Sorry, no
- 1:44:24Speaker 4: shame in saying what I just said. Next topic, I
- 1:44:27Speaker 4: calling Diehard a Christmas movie. I know it feels like
- 1:44:30Speaker 4: a twelve year old is making that argument.
- 1:44:32Speaker 2: Yeah, that was the only one that I think I
- 1:44:35Speaker 2: would kind of rebutt in the top ten as well,
- 1:44:37Speaker 2: because although it is in the Christmas season, it is
- 1:44:40Speaker 2: definitely not a Christmas movie. It just takes place act.
- 1:44:45Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll call it a Christmas movie just to make
- 1:44:47Speaker 4: people happy and like sure, yeah, who cares, but you know,
- 1:44:50Speaker 4: deep down inside of your soul and it's an action movie.
- 1:44:55Speaker 3: Not only that's not very Christmas scene.
- 1:44:58Speaker 2: Yeah, God like it doesn't. It doesn't have the vibe.
- 1:45:01Speaker 3: What about National Lampoons Bake Christmas?
- 1:45:05Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Christmas Vacation Yeah yeah, Crappers Jill just watch
- 1:45:08Speaker 5: that again.
- 1:45:09Speaker 2: The Other Day still holds up number six on the list. Yeah,
- 1:45:13Speaker 2: number six. Christmas vacation. I'm going to take a guest's
- 1:45:16Speaker 2: dev Is that your favorite Christmas movie? No, my favorite?
- 1:45:19Speaker 2: It's a Wonderful Life. Yeah, it's too good.
- 1:45:22Speaker 3: I just love the message of it makes me cry
- 1:45:24Speaker 3: every time.
- 1:45:24Speaker 2: It gets me every single time.
- 1:45:26Speaker 5: So a movie that did not do well when it
- 1:45:29Speaker 5: was released in the early eighties, but then found life
- 1:45:32Speaker 5: when what TBS or TNT started airing it twenty four
- 1:45:37Speaker 5: hours A Christmas Story has that kind of resurfaced in
- 1:45:41Speaker 5: the list based on the recent airplay, or at least
- 1:45:44Speaker 5: over the last ten to fifteen.
- 1:45:45Speaker 2: And you know what else to Jack with with Christmas Story,
- 1:45:48Speaker 2: it slipped into pop culture, didn't you know? Back in
- 1:45:51Speaker 2: the day it was just another Christmas movie. Then with
- 1:45:53Speaker 2: the Lamp. Then they reproduced the Lamp. Then, like Jack said,
- 1:45:56Speaker 2: they started playing it on TBS. Comes in number eleven
- 1:46:00Speaker 2: all time Christmas movies. Nineteen eighty three is when that released.
- 1:46:02Speaker 2: And it's my least favorite Christmas movie. I think I'm
- 1:46:05Speaker 2: with you on that. It's my least favorite. I do
- 1:46:07Speaker 2: not like it. I don't like the vibe of it.
- 1:46:09Speaker 2: I don't like anything about it, seems me. I think
- 1:46:11Speaker 2: I've watched it one time all the way through because
- 1:46:14Speaker 2: my father in law thinks it's the greatest movie of
- 1:46:16Speaker 2: all time.
- 1:46:16Speaker 4: I mean, I remix, I don't hate it. I actually
- 1:46:20Speaker 4: enjoy it. But Christmas is such a personal thing. Like
- 1:46:24Speaker 4: I'm embarrassed by my favorite Christmas movie. And I've already
- 1:46:28Speaker 4: told you guys it before. It's Jingle all the way. Oh,
- 1:46:30Speaker 4: the one with the Danny DeVito and with Arnold Schwarzeman. Dude,
- 1:46:34Speaker 4: and it's so dumb and it's so bad, but it's
- 1:46:37Speaker 4: so special to me. They're like, because it's one of
- 1:46:40Speaker 4: my first times. I don't know, that's my favorite Christmas movie.
- 1:46:43Speaker 4: And anybody who goes that's a bad Christmas movie, you're right,
- 1:46:46Speaker 4: and it's why I like it.
- 1:46:47Speaker 2: Well, you just watched Christmas with the Cranks with Tim Allen, yeah,
- 1:46:51Speaker 2: and Jamie Lee Curtis. And then there's another one with
- 1:46:53Speaker 2: Matthew Broderck. Matthew Broderick and Danny DeVito and they're like competing,
- 1:46:59Speaker 2: uh well, putting up decorations because you know, Broderick, I guess,
- 1:47:04Speaker 2: was the guy in the neighborhood always had the best house.
- 1:47:07Speaker 2: And then Devido moves in and he's kind of an
- 1:47:08Speaker 2: obnoxious kind of Brodney danger Field and Caddy Jack kind
- 1:47:11Speaker 2: of guy, and then they're trying to out do each
- 1:47:13Speaker 2: other and then they kind of wind up making up
- 1:47:14Speaker 2: and it's actually not a bad little movie.
- 1:47:17Speaker 4: Another little comedy Deep Cut Christmas was Four Christmases. Oh
- 1:47:22Speaker 4: my god, dude, and no one ever talks about No
- 1:47:24Speaker 4: one ever talks about it.
- 1:47:25Speaker 2: It's solid Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon. It's one of
- 1:47:28Speaker 2: my wife's favorite Christmas movies and we just watched it
- 1:47:31Speaker 2: the other day. It holds up. It's great.
- 1:47:33Speaker 4: There's just some really powerhouse, great comedy writing, and Vince
- 1:47:38Speaker 4: Vaughn in a comedic role still dunk. I gotta tell you,
- 1:47:41Speaker 4: she does a great job as well. I think really
- 1:47:43Speaker 4: she creates the mood of the entire movie. And what's
- 1:47:45Speaker 4: also cool is that the premise is so anti Christmas
- 1:47:50Speaker 4: by just by the nature of it's four Christmases, because
- 1:47:54Speaker 4: all of the parents are divorced, so.
- 1:47:56Speaker 2: They have to go to each house and experience each
- 1:47:58Speaker 2: house differently. In each house has a different vibe, so
- 1:48:02Speaker 2: from the Grandma hitting on Vince Vaughan, Oh my god,
- 1:48:04Speaker 2: that's the greatest. There's a lot of great scenes in
- 1:48:06Speaker 2: that one. Yeah, yah, if you haven't seen Yeah, Oh,
- 1:48:10Speaker 2: that's bad Santa, isn't it. No, that's actually from Christmas Vacation, right.
- 1:48:15Speaker 2: Christmas Carol comes in at ten, which is a travesty
- 1:48:18Speaker 2: by the way, that Vacation comes in before at Christmas Carol.
- 1:48:22Speaker 2: The Apartment comes in at number nine, which I've never
- 1:48:26Speaker 2: even heard of. The Holdovers comes in at number eight.
- 1:48:29Speaker 2: Have you guys even heard of that movie? The hold Overs?
- 1:48:32Speaker 2: The Holdovers Paul Giamatti as a teacher stuck at school
- 1:48:36Speaker 2: for winter break before. Yes, I saw that. Actually it's
- 1:48:40Speaker 2: a couple of years old. Yes, twenty twenty three, Yes, yeah, yeah,
- 1:48:43Speaker 2: exactly twenty twenty three. Never seen it. It's good, But
- 1:48:47Speaker 2: that's kind of the scene vibe as Christmas Carol. He
- 1:48:49Speaker 2: stays back at school during Christmas too, right, Yeah, isn't
- 1:48:52Speaker 2: that part of the thing takes place in the sixties
- 1:48:56Speaker 2: or seventies at like a boarding school. Yeah, yeah, all right.
- 1:49:00Speaker 2: White Christmas came in at number fourteen or Sisters, right,
- 1:49:04Speaker 2: isn't that that one? Yeah? I like that one. That's
- 1:49:06Speaker 2: my favorite old Christmas movie. It's the Song and Dance one, right,
- 1:49:11Speaker 2: being Crosby.
- 1:49:11Speaker 5: Yeah, well, first there was the Holiday Inn and then
- 1:49:16Speaker 5: where they do the song White Christmas, and then they
- 1:49:19Speaker 5: White Christmas becomes such a hit of a song they
- 1:49:22Speaker 5: do a follow up movie and call it White Christmas.
- 1:49:24Speaker 2: Yeah, now, Deb, I think this one's on your list
- 1:49:27Speaker 2: for sure. Oh is it the Shrek Christmas? No, it's awesome.
- 1:49:32Speaker 2: Hell yeah, deb favorites listen. I think it might be more.
- 1:49:38Speaker 4: I don't know what's more embarrassing me saying jingle all
- 1:49:40Speaker 4: the way not embarrassing, but just hyper personal.
- 1:49:43Speaker 2: It's you grow attached to the things.
- 1:49:45Speaker 3: Out of your specially.
- 1:49:47Speaker 2: But it's a good movie though I haven't seen that one.
- 1:49:49Speaker 3: Oh it's great.
- 1:49:51Speaker 2: Uh, The Nightmare Before Christmas? You don't like that.
- 1:49:55Speaker 3: I love that movie. I just again to me, that's
- 1:49:57Speaker 3: a Halloween movie. It's not really a Christmas movie.
- 1:50:00Speaker 2: Yeah, nineteen ninety Santa nineteen ninety three. Yeah, is when
- 1:50:04Speaker 2: they came out. Good lord, I didn't know it was
- 1:50:05Speaker 2: that old.
- 1:50:06Speaker 3: I love this movie called Star Star. Yeah, I've not
- 1:50:10Speaker 3: heard of that either. It's an animated is it really?
- 1:50:13Speaker 19: Yeah?
- 1:50:13Speaker 2: Yeah? Home Alone comes into number twenty. Yeah that's up
- 1:50:16Speaker 2: there for me.
- 1:50:16Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, same year. Love that one, but it's timeless.
- 1:50:19Speaker 2: That works. It's a Christmas movie, yea, yeah, yeah, The
- 1:50:21Speaker 2: Ice Harvest John Cusack and Fannie Nielsen.
- 1:50:25Speaker 3: No, I'm not.
- 1:50:26Speaker 2: This is a movie from two thousand and five, twenty
- 1:50:29Speaker 2: years old. Cusack star stars as a mob lawyer who
- 1:50:33Speaker 2: steals two million dollars from his boss Randy Quaid and
- 1:50:37Speaker 2: then high tails it out of town because of bad weather.
- 1:50:39Speaker 2: And I guess I have to go get him or whatever.
- 1:50:40Speaker 3: What about Olaf's Frozen Adventure?
- 1:50:43Speaker 2: No, that's it. There'sn't many. There's there are no animated movies.
- 1:50:49Speaker 2: There are no ra stop it. No, I'm with that man.
- 1:50:55Speaker 2: She's the one sticking her head out right here. This
- 1:50:58Speaker 2: is like the you know, this is the hard part
- 1:51:00Speaker 2: about talking about Christmas movies. You'd be like you guys, like,
- 1:51:03Speaker 2: oh love.
- 1:51:07Speaker 4: It hurts me to say jingle all the way. Schwarzenegger
- 1:51:11Speaker 4: is my Christmas because of that film.
- 1:51:13Speaker 5: I watched the first SpongeBob Christmas Special just the other night.
- 1:51:18Speaker 5: Yeah it's from season one.
- 1:51:20Speaker 2: Oh really?
- 1:51:21Speaker 4: Yeah, so we're talking ninety nine. They have two action
- 1:51:25Speaker 4: movies on this as Christmas movies as well. The other
- 1:51:28Speaker 4: It's God, It's like it's slay. It's the one that
- 1:51:31Speaker 4: just happened with Santa being the action star.
- 1:51:34Speaker 2: It's not. It's worse than that. And to be honest
- 1:51:36Speaker 2: with you, J.
- 1:51:37Speaker 3: Simmons, Santa Claus.
- 1:51:38Speaker 2: I don't sorry, did I say?
- 1:51:41Speaker 24: Though?
- 1:51:41Speaker 2: No? No, no, Santa Claus is those are the Tim
- 1:51:44Speaker 2: Allen movies and they hold up but you a weapon?
- 1:51:47Speaker 24: Yeah.
- 1:51:48Speaker 2: See this pisses me. I don't like that. Still get
- 1:51:51Speaker 2: me stuck. I'm getting Wahlbergy.
- 1:52:00Speaker 3: Kenning Wahlberg.
- 1:52:01Speaker 2: He says, you like uh Christmas? Uh the Tim Allen one.
- 1:52:06Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the Santa Claus.
- 1:52:07Speaker 2: Now I understand. Let me point this out. Here's something
- 1:52:09Speaker 2: very similar with Christmas.
- 1:52:12Speaker 4: Uh they plus, those are the Tim Allen movies. Are
- 1:52:15Speaker 4: they killed Santa? I mean yeah, page one in that movie. Yeah,
- 1:52:20Speaker 4: but and Disney did that.
- 1:52:22Speaker 2: And I also found out that the original script they
- 1:52:25Speaker 2: had him Tim Allen thinking that it was a robber,
- 1:52:28Speaker 2: so he shot him.
- 1:52:30Speaker 3: Okay, that would have changed if I liked whether or not.
- 1:52:32Speaker 3: But he magically disappeared and he left the business car.
- 1:52:35Speaker 2: He just bailed. His contract was up, That's all it was.
- 1:52:39Speaker 2: And then he goes to the North Paul and all
- 1:52:41Speaker 2: the elves are cool. I see all one's God and I.
- 1:52:44Speaker 4: Want to say, it's Disney, right, it's a Disney I believe. So, yeah,
- 1:52:48Speaker 4: Disney saw that script one.
- 1:52:49Speaker 2: It's perfect. How were you thinking on page three? And
- 1:52:55Speaker 2: we'll ended up here in the last one I think
- 1:52:56Speaker 2: is the most ridiculous of them all. Grim is on
- 1:53:00Speaker 2: the list. Oh yeah, come on, number thirteen Grimlins from
- 1:53:04Speaker 2: nineteen eighty four. And the picture they show is two
- 1:53:07Speaker 2: Grimlins like they're like they're arm wrestling. One has on
- 1:53:11Speaker 2: like a one of those tam, a leather tam, and
- 1:53:13Speaker 2: the other one has on a Santa hat. Yeah.
- 1:53:16Speaker 5: The well, the original Moogli was a Christmas gift. His
- 1:53:20Speaker 5: dad was bringing home wait accident. He was bringing home
- 1:53:25Speaker 5: the Christmas gift for his son.
- 1:53:27Speaker 2: That's why it's a Christmas movie. You know, watch it.
- 1:53:31Speaker 5: Watched it again last year, way too much. Watched it
- 1:53:33Speaker 5: again last year and I forgot how violent it was.
- 1:53:36Speaker 2: Brutally my daughter, I'm.
- 1:53:38Speaker 5: Like, hey, well, let's because we always try and watch
- 1:53:41Speaker 5: Christmas specials in December, which so we watched. I'm like,
- 1:53:44Speaker 5: we'll watch Gremlins. I remember Christmas movie from my youth,
- 1:53:48Speaker 5: and we watch it. I'm like, oh, I'm sorry about that.
- 1:53:50Speaker 3: I'm telling you don't sleep on free forms Thirty Days
- 1:53:53Speaker 3: of Christmas.
- 1:53:53Speaker 4: I'd also another deep cut Christmas movie for you, dep
- 1:53:56Speaker 4: because this is my favorite animated film for Christmas.
- 1:54:00Speaker 2: Klous on Netflix.
- 1:54:02Speaker 4: It's about five years old, six years old, right that
- 1:54:05Speaker 4: it picked up some awards.
- 1:54:06Speaker 3: Klaus with a K All.
- 1:54:07Speaker 2: Right, check that out is polar Express, Like okay, what
- 1:54:12Speaker 2: no one likes it. No one likes it because it
- 1:54:14Speaker 2: looks weird. It looks weird, weird. It's like the first
- 1:54:17Speaker 2: iteration of AI or not AI. But Canny Valley motion caption. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:54:21Speaker 2: I want to say the term is on Canny Valley,
- 1:54:23Speaker 2: where like when graphics looks too accurate, just makes this
- 1:54:26Speaker 2: go like, eh, it's odd. Yeah, by the way.
- 1:54:29Speaker 5: Uh not at Christmas movie, but Christmas Specials the Ranking
- 1:54:33Speaker 5: and Bass, which is behind the scenes of Ranking and
- 1:54:35Speaker 5: Bass Christmas Specials is what we're watching for What you
- 1:54:38Speaker 5: do that's new this week and that link is at
- 1:54:41Speaker 5: Jim Coolbert live dot com. But tomorrow night at eight
- 1:54:43Speaker 5: o'clock on television, Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer The Ranking
- 1:54:47Speaker 5: and Bass Special.
- 1:54:47Speaker 2: Very nice, very nice. All right, let's take a little break.
- 1:54:50Speaker 2: We'll let him up for trivia. We'll do that next
- 1:54:52Speaker 2: here on the Jim Colbert Show.
- 1:54:54Speaker 21: Do you want to play a game?
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- 1:55:14Speaker 2: I'm Rob and I'm Jewels, and.
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- 1:55:30Speaker 2: Happy birthday, Jim Cobert, Happy birthday to you.
- 1:55:41Speaker 3: Oh so much love.
- 1:55:45Speaker 2: That was awesome.
- 1:55:46Speaker 4: Thank you?
- 1:55:47Speaker 2: Is that one guy or who?
- 1:55:48Speaker 13: Guys?
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- 1:55:53Speaker 2: All right, welcome back to the over, Joe. We're already a.
- 1:55:56Speaker 4: One oh four point one perfected me to be two guys,
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- 1:56:09Speaker 3: I'm Jack, I'm Napoleon.
- 1:56:14Speaker 2: All right, Uh, I am Jim. Devin Ross are here
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- 1:56:38Speaker 5: The Jackie Sack today a choice.
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- 1:57:19Speaker 3: So back to you a callickity class.
- 1:57:21Speaker 2: You got it, young lady, one, two, three, four or five.
- 1:57:24Speaker 3: Let's go on.
- 1:57:25Speaker 2: No, let's choose somebody else.
- 1:57:27Speaker 3: Okay, let's go to two.
- 1:57:28Speaker 2: There you go. August, How you doing.
- 1:57:31Speaker 19: Hi?
- 1:57:32Speaker 2: Goodw are you doing good? Buddy? Would you like to
- 1:57:33Speaker 2: play a little game with us? I would love to.
- 1:57:36Speaker 2: Let's do it.
- 1:57:39Speaker 3: Again?
- 1:57:41Speaker 2: All right, August, this is a real easy game. Got
- 1:57:44Speaker 2: a question here for you? Four answers. One of these
- 1:57:46Speaker 2: answers is not true. What it is a lie? August.
- 1:57:50Speaker 2: But if you can find that one, buddy, I'll sendor
- 1:57:52Speaker 2: to see Jack. He has a nice sack of things
- 1:57:54Speaker 2: you can choose something from. Are you ready? I'm ready.
- 1:57:58Speaker 2: Here we go, buddy. It's nash Dice Day. Oh that's right,
- 1:58:02Speaker 2: National Dice Day. Here are three fun facts about dice
- 1:58:05Speaker 2: and one lie that needs new shoes. Mama needs new shoes. Okay,
- 1:58:13Speaker 2: I needed it, Yeah, no problem, all right, buddy. We're
- 1:58:15Speaker 2: talking about dice here. Which one of these is not true?
- 1:58:18Speaker 2: Number one, the earliest dice ever found were found in Iran.
- 1:58:22Speaker 2: They date back to six thousand BC. Number two. There
- 1:58:26Speaker 2: are left and right handed dice. Most Western dice are
- 1:58:31Speaker 2: right handed. Number three. Dice are the oldest known gaming tool.
- 1:58:37Speaker 2: Or lastly, a single craps table in a Las Vegas
- 1:58:40Speaker 2: casino uses about five hundred sets of dice per year,
- 1:58:44Speaker 2: changing them at least once a day. Which of those
- 1:58:47Speaker 2: is a lie? I'm gonna go at sea Number three? Yeah, no,
- 1:58:52Speaker 2: that's absolutely true. On that man, I thought you were
- 1:58:56Speaker 2: about to say you got it. Hell, you thought that's
- 1:58:59Speaker 2: what it was. Well off of your response, Oh, I
- 1:59:02Speaker 2: see what you're saying there, all right, deb one, three,
- 1:59:05Speaker 2: four or five?
- 1:59:06Speaker 3: Let's go three?
- 1:59:06Speaker 2: Three? Is zeke? Zeke? How you doing, Jimmy, Not much
- 1:59:11Speaker 2: at all, Zeke, buddy. We're talking about dice here, which
- 1:59:14Speaker 2: one of these is not true? Number one, the earliest
- 1:59:16Speaker 2: dice ever found were found in Iran and they date
- 1:59:19Speaker 2: back to six thousand BC. Number two. There are left
- 1:59:22Speaker 2: and right handed dice. Most Western dice are right handed.
- 1:59:25Speaker 2: Or Lastly, a single craps table in a Vegas casino
- 1:59:28Speaker 2: uses about five hundred sets of dice each year, changing
- 1:59:32Speaker 2: them at least once a day. I'm gonna go with
- 1:59:37Speaker 2: number one your three three. She just won it for
- 1:59:41Speaker 2: you to do, that's the answer. Yeah, let's go. Indeed, buddy,
- 1:59:47Speaker 2: she killed it for you, but to put you on
- 1:59:48Speaker 2: the hold and you, guys, congratulation, congrats and Merry Christmas. Buddy,
- 1:59:53Speaker 2: Thank you Mary Christs. You got it. Buddy. There you go, man,
- 1:59:55Speaker 2: Zeke is your winner. That's right. How many sets do
- 1:59:57Speaker 2: you think they use per year at a single craps
- 2:00:01Speaker 2: table in Vegas? Seven hundred one three. They use one
- 2:00:09Speaker 2: thousand sets a year. They actually change the dice three
- 2:00:12Speaker 2: times a day at each casine because they can mark
- 2:00:15Speaker 2: up gamblers mark them or try to weigh them or
- 2:00:19Speaker 2: something like that, or try to get them a I
- 2:00:20Speaker 2: don't know, that is weird. Yeah, dice. By the way,
- 2:00:24Speaker 2: if you've never read I know dice doesn't seem like
- 2:00:26Speaker 2: one of those things you're like, Oh, I wonder how
- 2:00:27Speaker 2: interesting and the story of these things are nuts. It
- 2:00:31Speaker 2: really is kind of crazy. Yeah. The earliest ice ever
- 2:00:34Speaker 2: found were found in Iran. They did date back six
- 2:00:37Speaker 2: thousand BC. There are right and left handed dice. That's
- 2:00:41Speaker 2: the one I thought for a I mean, I thought
- 2:00:44Speaker 2: that would be the immediate first answer. That was the
- 2:00:46Speaker 2: one I was picking. Same here. Why do you think
- 2:00:48Speaker 2: they're right and left handed? No, truly, no idea. Okay,
- 2:00:54Speaker 2: so it's kind of weird to explain because I only
- 2:00:56Speaker 2: read it once today, But it has something to do
- 2:00:58Speaker 2: with this. It's the way that the one, two, and
- 2:01:01Speaker 2: three die are on the side of the die. So
- 2:01:06Speaker 2: in other words, if you're holding the die left handed,
- 2:01:08Speaker 2: they I guess, or if they're left handed die when
- 2:01:11Speaker 2: you roll them. The one, two, and three are on
- 2:01:15Speaker 2: one side of the die, and on eastern dice Chinese particularly,
- 2:01:19Speaker 2: it's the other side. It was kind of hard to explain.
- 2:01:22Speaker 2: So it's just the print of the dock. It's the
- 2:01:24Speaker 2: pattern of where the die or the pips are. Yeah,
- 2:01:26Speaker 2: because that's what it is. It's a pip. The dots
- 2:01:28Speaker 2: are called pips. Nice, we got pips.
- 2:01:30Speaker 7: I like that.
- 2:01:31Speaker 2: That's where I am. And uh, let's see a couple
- 2:01:33Speaker 2: other things here. When we get to the ross thoughts,
- 2:01:35Speaker 2: the pips are arranged that opposite sides always add up
- 2:01:38Speaker 2: to seven. Seven is the answer, right, So opposite of
- 2:01:42Speaker 2: six will always be one, opposite of two will always
- 2:01:44Speaker 2: be five, opposite of four will always be three. I
- 2:01:48Speaker 2: don't gamble enough. And then lastly, oh it was here.
- 2:01:50Speaker 2: In early civilizations, dice were also used as a tool
- 2:01:53Speaker 2: to communicate with gods, and it actually has a name.
- 2:01:56Speaker 2: It's called claramancy. Oh wow, so you dice to try
- 2:02:01Speaker 2: to communicate with the gods or predict the future. That
- 2:02:03Speaker 2: term is called claromancy. All right, we get in our
- 2:02:06Speaker 2: little dungeons and dragons on language. And then lastly here
- 2:02:12Speaker 2: why do dice have pips? Because if you think about it,
- 2:02:17Speaker 2: lay flat. No no, no, no. You can put a
- 2:02:19Speaker 2: number on there. You can put one, two, three, four,
- 2:02:21Speaker 2: five or six. Why don't they have the numbers, and
- 2:02:23Speaker 2: so why don't they have why do they have pips
- 2:02:25Speaker 2: instead of numbers?
- 2:02:25Speaker 3: Because numbers weren't created.
- 2:02:27Speaker 2: Then that's exactly the answer. Dice actually pre date the language.
- 2:02:32Speaker 2: And as a matter of fact, there's one guy that
- 2:02:34Speaker 2: says dice actually may predate words that they could have
- 2:02:38Speaker 2: been used before we as a humanity started recording things.
- 2:02:42Speaker 2: So they go back really far. And the fact is
- 2:02:45Speaker 2: is the reason there were dots is it was actually
- 2:02:47Speaker 2: invented before numbers, Arabic numbers were invented. Crazy, man is crazy.
- 2:02:53Speaker 2: You got like you know, primates back in the day,
- 2:02:56Speaker 2: going like I've got ten on it. It's like gambling
- 2:03:01Speaker 2: up against the rock.
- 2:03:01Speaker 4: All right, quickly, thoughts, I have one of the coolest
- 2:03:03Speaker 4: weekends of comedy this weekend.
- 2:03:06Speaker 2: It is out there. It is so weird.
- 2:03:08Speaker 4: I was talking to Jim about it. I'm so excited
- 2:03:11Speaker 4: and I'm so scared.
- 2:03:13Speaker 2: Please buckle up. You are the meat and the weirdest
- 2:03:16Speaker 2: comedy bread sandwich guy. I gotta tell you guys what
- 2:03:19Speaker 2: my life is like this weekend, because it's worth it.
- 2:03:21Speaker 14: That's next, Tyler and account. I just want to wish
- 2:03:35Speaker 14: Jim a very happy Birthday. And I've been listening to
- 2:03:40Speaker 14: Real Radio this year for one hundred and eleven and
- 2:03:44Speaker 14: forty nine minutes.
- 2:03:45Speaker 6: That's a lot.
- 2:03:46Speaker 2: Being one of the number one fans of the station,
- 2:03:51Speaker 2: we appreciate it.
- 2:03:52Speaker 6: What of Jass crew? Are those movies you named? Or
- 2:03:55Speaker 6: usually might have to watch movie list for Christmas? But
- 2:03:59Speaker 6: uh yeah, this weekend I let my white pig and
- 2:04:02Speaker 6: I don't know what's worse a lifetime Christmas movies, whole
- 2:04:05Speaker 6: more Christmas movies or Netflix Christmas movies. Needless to say,
- 2:04:10Speaker 6: I slept on the recliner most of the weekend because
- 2:04:13Speaker 6: it was horrible.
- 2:04:15Speaker 25: It was like, if you go to hell, this is
- 2:04:16Speaker 25: what you have to watch, even in a happy Birthday Jims.
- 2:04:20Speaker 25: I'm about Jimmy Stewart. I had heard recently something else
- 2:04:24Speaker 25: about him that when you're filming, it's a wonderful life.
- 2:04:28Speaker 25: He was fresh out of World War Two and suffering
- 2:04:32Speaker 25: from what we now know as PTSD, So I explained
- 2:04:36Speaker 25: some of his being unpleasant if he really was so
- 2:04:41Speaker 25: thank that mister Potter.
- 2:04:42Speaker 2: Oh good, bravos their laugh much for Potter. I'm only
- 2:04:46Speaker 2: laughing because, like Jim's like, yeah, I got bummed out
- 2:04:49Speaker 2: I heard he's not really nice something again because oh
- 2:04:53Speaker 2: it's because he was a hero. What a pee? All right?
- 2:04:59Speaker 2: Boris seven nine one zig one of one Texas Sevin
- 2:05:01Speaker 2: Devin zero three one. I'm Jim Devins here, Jack is here,
- 2:05:04Speaker 2: and Ross has some thoughts. Let's get them. It's weird.
- 2:05:07Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's funny.
- 2:05:09Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
- 2:05:10Speaker 1: Sometimes it's all Ross Yeah, spelled like sauce, Ross stotch.
- 2:05:16Speaker 1: It's Ross Stotts.
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- 2:05:21Speaker 4: Or they helped me out with an AC unit, and
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- 2:05:27Speaker 4: My house doesn't even have room for a unit, yet
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- 2:05:33Speaker 4: conditioning for central Florida for over three decad Yeah thirty plus.
- 2:05:37Speaker 4: Heres buddy, and man, I'm ready to be extra cool
- 2:05:40Speaker 4: this weekend. This man entertainment. If your kid looks at
- 2:05:45Speaker 4: you and goes like, I want to be an actor,
- 2:05:46Speaker 4: I want to be a comedian, you should tell them
- 2:05:49Speaker 4: be a doctor because this this is wild. It's such
- 2:05:52Speaker 4: a chaotic ride of not knowing what's coming up next.
- 2:05:56Speaker 4: Sometimes you get a phone call and it' say, hey,
- 2:05:58Speaker 4: you got this great thing? Did you get a phone call?
- 2:06:00Speaker 4: It's like, hey, the great thing doesn't exist. But this
- 2:06:03Speaker 4: weekend is just one for.
- 2:06:05Speaker 2: The books that I have to say, full stop. We
- 2:06:07Speaker 2: got to talk about Tomorrow Night, all right. And now
- 2:06:12Speaker 2: by this is not me promoting really these shows.
- 2:06:14Speaker 4: I'm just telling you because that Friday show is all
- 2:06:17Speaker 4: for the people who are staying at a hotel.
- 2:06:19Speaker 2: It's a very private community in private gig. No one
- 2:06:22Speaker 2: makes it so private because it's a secrets it's called
- 2:06:26Speaker 2: a place called Secret Hideaway, and it's a lot.
- 2:06:27Speaker 4: Of people who just they sleep at each other. So
- 2:06:31Speaker 4: it's a swingers it's a swingers resort. Is it a
- 2:06:34Speaker 4: newest colony or is it a swingers resort? It's not
- 2:06:37Speaker 4: a Newdiest colony until about like five or six drinks.
- 2:06:41Speaker 2: It's called Secrets. Yeah, yeah, now incognitate now two or
- 2:06:46Speaker 2: three drinks.
- 2:06:47Speaker 4: I don't want to say anything actually too bad, because
- 2:06:50Speaker 4: I think I told you this story from the first
- 2:06:52Speaker 4: time I performed this is my show Tomorrow Night. I
- 2:06:56Speaker 4: did this gig years ago. And uh, there's one entrance
- 2:07:00Speaker 4: in one exit.
- 2:07:01Speaker 2: To this resort. Don't say that.
- 2:07:05Speaker 4: There are a couple of entrances, and I go ahead,
- 2:07:08Speaker 4: and I realized that, like I'm stuck in the courtyard,
- 2:07:12Speaker 4: I kind of get lost.
- 2:07:14Speaker 2: Now I'm gonna be honest with you of what I saw.
- 2:07:17Speaker 4: There's about four hotel windows open, everyone going at it
- 2:07:23Speaker 4: like you can see it happening.
- 2:07:25Speaker 2: Not only can I see it, they want they want everyone.
- 2:07:28Speaker 2: They want you to see it.
- 2:07:29Speaker 4: They are showing it. And let me be like, you know,
- 2:07:31Speaker 4: this is flab city. This is average mediocre. You're like,
- 2:07:36Speaker 4: there is They aren't models, and guess what.
- 2:07:38Speaker 2: The first two minutes that I watched, I was like,
- 2:07:42Speaker 2: I cannot believe I am singing this. And then about
- 2:07:46Speaker 2: minute five, because I was like one in Rome, I'm
- 2:07:49Speaker 2: never going to see this ever again, or at least
- 2:07:51Speaker 2: I thought until tomorrow night. About minute five, it kind
- 2:07:55Speaker 2: of it kind of hit me that I'm somewhat envious
- 2:07:58Speaker 2: of these people and they're just living their best and
- 2:08:00Speaker 2: I'm the one judging, Yeah, they are living their best life.
- 2:08:02Speaker 2: And I will tell you, if you're ever around a
- 2:08:04Speaker 2: group of people like that or in a situation like that,
- 2:08:07Speaker 2: you realize they do not care what you think. They
- 2:08:10Speaker 2: don't even care a little bit, And boy was that
- 2:08:12Speaker 2: refreshing to just see in humans.
- 2:08:16Speaker 24: Now.
- 2:08:16Speaker 4: Granted, I wish it came in a different package, and
- 2:08:20Speaker 4: I wish that message could be sent without these four
- 2:08:24Speaker 4: glass windows in all of these couples, some rooms having
- 2:08:28Speaker 4: more than two people, and I'm in a group of
- 2:08:31Speaker 4: like thirty five people in the courtyard and it was
- 2:08:36Speaker 4: it was kind of beautiful.
- 2:08:38Speaker 2: Is that weird for me to say, well, there's nothing
- 2:08:40Speaker 2: role with that at all, because I ended up finding
- 2:08:43Speaker 2: myself kind of like envious. You said it the best.
- 2:08:45Speaker 2: They do not care. They don't They've heard it all.
- 2:08:48Speaker 2: They do not care. And now I'm just here to
- 2:08:50Speaker 2: live my best version of what I think my life
- 2:08:53Speaker 2: can and should be. Look, man, if you've made the
- 2:08:56Speaker 2: decision in your life to you know, access that lifestyle
- 2:08:59Speaker 2: and you know and basically share your partner and get
- 2:09:03Speaker 2: shared you know, I mean, what could bother you? I mean,
- 2:09:07Speaker 2: you think about that one? I mean, how much more
- 2:09:09Speaker 2: open could you be? I mean, that's as almost progressive
- 2:09:12Speaker 2: as you can get. Like I walked into that gig
- 2:09:14Speaker 2: going like, man, I am a fish out of water.
- 2:09:17Speaker 2: This is not my thing. And I walked out going
- 2:09:20Speaker 2: like I can be a better human I can pursue.
- 2:09:25Speaker 2: I should not care as much as what people think.
- 2:09:27Speaker 2: That's my show Tomorrow night is at a Swingers resort
- 2:09:31Speaker 2: Saturday Night, Buddy Jack, I've found my people.
- 2:09:36Speaker 4: I will be performing at the Festival of Frost. The
- 2:09:40Speaker 4: Festival of Frost, which is the night offering for Jack.
- 2:09:46Speaker 5: Enchanted Nights, Winter Bizarre Holiday Renaissance Fair.
- 2:09:51Speaker 2: You're doing comedy in a Wren show like a RIN fair.
- 2:09:54Speaker 2: Dude's so cool. I know I've found my peeps. Are
- 2:09:57Speaker 2: you dressing up like a night? I'm dressing up like
- 2:09:59Speaker 2: a like a gesture, like a tunic. Are you really
- 2:10:02Speaker 2: I got a tunic in white tights? Are a cop?
- 2:10:04Speaker 3: You have to do that?
- 2:10:05Speaker 2: I don't even know if they want me to, but
- 2:10:07Speaker 2: I'm doing it. Honestly, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't
- 2:10:12Speaker 2: really get that far in the email. I'm just showing up,
- 2:10:15Speaker 2: but I'm going the request. You're like a volunteering dog. Yeah,
- 2:10:20Speaker 2: I'm doing this for this.
- 2:10:21Speaker 5: It's It's December sixth. It's eleven am until six pm.
- 2:10:25Speaker 5: Located inside the Ovito Mall, over one hundred and twenty
- 2:10:28Speaker 5: vendors stage shows, a fighting Pit, Scavenger Hunt Live music,
- 2:10:33Speaker 5: live combat and more fighting.
- 2:10:35Speaker 2: Bit.
- 2:10:35Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a fighting pit do there's like people battling
- 2:10:38Speaker 4: with armor on. I'm ready to do comedy out of
- 2:10:41Speaker 4: ren Fair. I'm so bumped for this man.
- 2:10:45Speaker 2: Now is this clothing optional? Is this one or is
- 2:10:46Speaker 2: this one fully clothing?
- 2:10:48Speaker 4: You know, there's some people who's gonna take this ren
- 2:10:50Speaker 4: Fair a little too serious and be walking around like,
- 2:10:53Speaker 4: you know, like the black plague.
- 2:10:54Speaker 2: You know, is it gonna be odd well for one thing,
- 2:10:57Speaker 2: doing comedy dressed as a gesture and then looking out
- 2:11:00Speaker 2: of the crowd and seeing basically the cast of Harry Potter. Yeah,
- 2:11:03Speaker 2: or what looks to be like the cast of a
- 2:11:05Speaker 2: gladiator out there.
- 2:11:06Speaker 4: I'm fully expecting everyone else to be in costumes. But yeah,
- 2:11:10Speaker 4: they this rent fare from eleven to six is taking.
- 2:11:13Speaker 2: Over all of the Ovito mall. Damn that is crazy.
- 2:11:17Speaker 4: All inside they have like fence tutorials and calligraphy teachings.
- 2:11:22Speaker 2: Cool.
- 2:11:23Speaker 4: That sounds cool though probably like tansome leather or something
- 2:11:26Speaker 4: over by a full locker, you.
- 2:11:30Speaker 26: Know, like this sick lords and ladies beat me at
- 2:11:34Speaker 26: the old Claires. I shall come hither next to the cinebug.
- 2:11:39Speaker 26: This is look for me in b Dalton Books. I'll
- 2:11:44Speaker 26: be having a cup of Joe.
- 2:11:45Speaker 2: The King of b Dalton Books. I am King of
- 2:11:49Speaker 2: the Banana Republic. That's it. There's nothing gonna beat that joke.
- 2:11:55Speaker 2: There are so many things.
- 2:11:56Speaker 4: There's a scavenger hut, there's the I'm so excited and
- 2:12:00Speaker 4: this really is my community. When the email hit my
- 2:12:03Speaker 4: inbox and then my wife told me, it was like, hey,
- 2:12:06Speaker 4: because my wife has really stepped up and like being
- 2:12:09Speaker 4: like a manager for me in a lot of ways.
- 2:12:13Speaker 4: And when she said that she already I said yes,
- 2:12:15Speaker 4: And she said yeah, I already said yes for you
- 2:12:18Speaker 4: because I knew you would want to do this.
- 2:12:20Speaker 2: I'm so pumped. I'm going a steppy.
- 2:12:25Speaker 14: Well here you go.
- 2:12:26Speaker 5: It says costumes encouraged draw so boom, you're in oh
- 2:12:30Speaker 5: free barking at the Ovito.
- 2:12:31Speaker 2: Mom Oh yeah, there's plenty of free admissions, just plenty.
- 2:12:33Speaker 2: You can park in it.
- 2:12:34Speaker 4: And then that my night offering, that whole Festival of
- 2:12:40Speaker 4: Frost is what I'm part of, which is after that
- 2:12:43Speaker 4: and the doors open up at six yeah, and then
- 2:12:46Speaker 4: I think I'm on stage at seven thirty. But I'm
- 2:12:48Speaker 4: going to be following live music by the modern folkers.
- 2:12:53Speaker 2: Oh easy with you, l You know at one point
- 2:12:57Speaker 2: that I don't know if it's still there or not,
- 2:12:58Speaker 2: that mall had a children's the inside, like a fully
- 2:13:03Speaker 2: operational children's theater. It actually also had a costume shop
- 2:13:07Speaker 2: in there as well, and they were like professional costumes
- 2:13:09Speaker 2: from like the Parks, and I think they still do.
- 2:13:11Speaker 2: And then my daughter did a show there. It was
- 2:13:13Speaker 2: in the show Man. And this is the number one
- 2:13:16Speaker 2: thing that I'm rooting for this weekend. I go out,
- 2:13:19Speaker 2: I go to the Swingers Resort. We have a great show,
- 2:13:22Speaker 2: and then I go and do this show at the
- 2:13:24Speaker 2: Festival of Frost. Once a year, during the Festival of Frost,
- 2:13:28Speaker 2: the city of Nix is transported to the mortal realm
- 2:13:31Speaker 2: of the feared Lords of Winter. That's my gig Saturday,
- 2:13:34Speaker 2: and I hope that I get to see like two
- 2:13:37Speaker 2: or three of the same audience members. Oh how funny
- 2:13:41Speaker 2: would that be? Cool? I know what's under your cloak?
- 2:13:48Speaker 2: How fun would that be if I've been able to
- 2:13:50Speaker 2: walk up to someone at this Red Fair and be like,
- 2:13:52Speaker 2: I know what secret? It's secrets, my lady. May I
- 2:13:57Speaker 2: put my arrow in your quiver? Oh sear your thoughts, man,
- 2:14:01Speaker 2: there's nothing no biz like show biz. And this weekend,
- 2:14:04Speaker 2: I can't wait to tell these jokes. That sounds fun.
- 2:14:07Speaker 2: Those are yours, thoughts. I'm out peace all right for
- 2:14:09Speaker 2: a seven nine four one text us seven seven zero
- 2:14:12Speaker 2: three one back of one second with more of the
- 2:14:13Speaker 2: Jim Colbert Show. Hey Jennifer here, first of all, come back, Jennifer.
- 2:14:34Speaker 2: A happy birthday, Jimmy, I hope you up a beautiful evening.
- 2:14:37Speaker 2: Thank you. And my husband and I last year went
- 2:14:39Speaker 2: to New York City and we saw Elf on the
- 2:14:42Speaker 2: ninety eighth floor of the Empire State Building. They had
- 2:14:46Speaker 2: like a movie night.
- 2:14:47Speaker 16: It was so great.
- 2:14:49Speaker 2: Hey. And after that we saw the Grinching Drag at
- 2:14:51Speaker 2: thirty Rocks. Okay, Mary Chrislin very good.
- 2:14:58Speaker 6: Hey, just want to wish Jim.
- 2:15:04Speaker 2: Come on, come back, Covert A happy birthday. Been listening
- 2:15:07Speaker 2: to you, Thanks, buddy, good days and the monsters. Thank
- 2:15:10Speaker 2: you friend. Two thousand when I moved to Florida.
- 2:15:14Speaker 5: You're a man, Jim, talk to you later.
- 2:15:16Speaker 2: Yeah, my man, Buddy, I appreciate it. Thanks for the coming.
- 2:15:19Speaker 6: Ros Don Thomas here in the comedy.
- 2:15:24Speaker 2: Oh hell yeah, yeah, I'm very good. All right, welcome back.
- 2:15:27Speaker 2: I'm Jim.
- 2:15:27Speaker 3: There's deb hello.
- 2:15:28Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and Ross. Oh true. Thanks for all the
- 2:15:31Speaker 2: kind words, guys. Been getting text and emails and stuff
- 2:15:34Speaker 2: since early this morning, and I appreciate it very much.
- 2:15:37Speaker 2: It's humbling, to say the very least. Is there any
- 2:15:40Speaker 2: part of you that's looking forward to December fifth? Though? Yeah? Yeah,
- 2:15:44Speaker 2: I got it. Man. You know you asked me earlier,
- 2:15:46Speaker 2: like what's it feel like to be fifty eight years old?
- 2:15:48Speaker 2: And you look, man, it doesn't feel any different than
- 2:15:50Speaker 2: when I would turn fifty. It doesn't feel a little
- 2:15:52Speaker 2: not even a little bit, not even like, Man, there's
- 2:15:55Speaker 2: a time I think when you just get to an
- 2:15:56Speaker 2: age where that doesn't really matter anymore. Yeah, it doesn't
- 2:16:00Speaker 2: even come into play. You don't really think about it.
- 2:16:03Speaker 2: Well I don't. I don't think about it.
- 2:16:05Speaker 4: I guess maybe that's the rub of getting older, is that, like, man,
- 2:16:10Speaker 4: I don't care what's the number?
- 2:16:11Speaker 2: And you're like, yeah, oh I forgot, Well that's what
- 2:16:13Speaker 2: it was. I will tell you the truth, though. You know,
- 2:16:15Speaker 2: I know there are some people as they get older,
- 2:16:17Speaker 2: they you know, they're vain and they want to try
- 2:16:20Speaker 2: to hold onto that youth as much as possible. So
- 2:16:22Speaker 2: they do everything they can to do that, and I
- 2:16:25Speaker 2: just don't have that bone. You know, this is what
- 2:16:27Speaker 2: I am this. You know, I'm not gonna get hair implants.
- 2:16:30Speaker 2: I'm not gonna get you know, face lips or anything
- 2:16:32Speaker 2: like that. I will just be old. Yeah, I don't know, man.
- 2:16:36Speaker 2: I here's the thing.
- 2:16:37Speaker 3: It looks like you're denying.
- 2:16:38Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll probably get I'm gonna get. I think maybe
- 2:16:40Speaker 2: going to Brazil next year to get some some dental work,
- 2:16:44Speaker 2: maybe get some some toothwork. What that's why why afford it? Yeah,
- 2:16:49Speaker 2: Costa Rica or Brazil, one of the two. It's literally
- 2:16:52Speaker 2: it's it's more than half half off. Listen, I am
- 2:16:56Speaker 2: all about this.
- 2:16:57Speaker 4: I just was anybody else's jaw need to get picked
- 2:17:00Speaker 4: up that Jim is going to prevail in it.
- 2:17:02Speaker 2: Yeah, I just wouldn't expect that from you. Oh I
- 2:17:05Speaker 2: told you. You know, we talt. You're called the Eagle.
- 2:17:06Speaker 2: We talked about this before. My wife has a friend
- 2:17:09Speaker 2: that she works with that is from there, and you know,
- 2:17:13Speaker 2: she has hookups, she knows where to go, and she
- 2:17:15Speaker 2: went back to get her dental work done and it
- 2:17:18Speaker 2: would have been twenty one thousand dollars here and I
- 2:17:20Speaker 2: think it was six there. Listen, this means I'm knowing me.
- 2:17:25Speaker 4: This is why I'm like, it's very easy to get
- 2:17:28Speaker 4: critical sometimes of I don't I don't want to say, oh,
- 2:17:32Speaker 4: it's the country's fault. But this is part of Western
- 2:17:34Speaker 4: society that a lot of times Americans be going to
- 2:17:37Speaker 4: different countries for procedures. Yeah, and no one wants to
- 2:17:40Speaker 4: talk about what that exactly defines.
- 2:17:42Speaker 2: Dude, there's an entire there's a cottage industry of medical tourism.
- 2:17:46Speaker 2: When you start typing into Google the idea of going
- 2:17:50Speaker 2: to another country to get medical stuff. Man, get ready,
- 2:17:53Speaker 2: you're about to get inundated flight packages, hotel packages, transportation,
- 2:17:57Speaker 2: restaurant reservations. They know the downtime that you're gonna experience
- 2:18:01Speaker 2: from each procedure. They know all of it. It's already
- 2:18:04Speaker 2: built in. It happens so often that it's a plug
- 2:18:07Speaker 2: and play business for them. You fly into Rio de Janio,
- 2:18:10Speaker 2: you go to this clinic, they do the first series
- 2:18:13Speaker 2: of stuff there, you go to the hotel, you wait
- 2:18:15Speaker 2: a day and a half for that to heal up.
- 2:18:16Speaker 2: You go back and do that, and it's like a
- 2:18:18Speaker 2: six or seven day procedure and they've got it all
- 2:18:21Speaker 2: laid out for damn near anything you want to get done.
- 2:18:23Speaker 2: But but Jim, you have insurance here, I'd say it's
- 2:18:29Speaker 2: very easy. It's just very easy.
- 2:18:31Speaker 4: When I hear that's why I'm surprised that you're right.
- 2:18:36Speaker 4: But amount of money do the thing. I'm not paying
- 2:18:38Speaker 4: twenty one K for it if I can, if I
- 2:18:39Speaker 4: can pay less for it.
- 2:18:41Speaker 2: And when you look at the reviews, I mean, really,
- 2:18:43Speaker 2: there are there are as few problems there are as
- 2:18:48Speaker 2: they are here. So in other words, if you're gonna
- 2:18:50Speaker 2: do it and you're gonna pay twenty K for it
- 2:18:52Speaker 2: or six K for it and you have the same
- 2:18:54Speaker 2: exact chances of having complications, there you go. It's the
- 2:19:00Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 2:19:00Speaker 4: I don't want to make it too inflammatory because I
- 2:19:03Speaker 4: remember years ago, I remember saying that, like, I love
- 2:19:05Speaker 4: this country, but I also think there's some lateral moves,
- 2:19:09Speaker 4: Like I think there's gonna be different flavors in different cultures.
- 2:19:12Speaker 4: But this would be an example of like, yeah, there's
- 2:19:14Speaker 4: some you have some options with via different.
- 2:19:17Speaker 2: Countries, especially when it comes to medical proceedures. And look,
- 2:19:21Speaker 2: everybody in there speaks English. There's no barriers everybody's cool.
- 2:19:24Speaker 2: They understand what you're coming there for. You get treated
- 2:19:26Speaker 2: like a king apparently, if you know, depending on what
- 2:19:29Speaker 2: level that you choose. You know, the hotels are nice,
- 2:19:31Speaker 2: you feel safe, apparently, So we're gonna give it a shot.
- 2:19:35Speaker 4: I have two affluent friends who have gone to Turkey
- 2:19:37Speaker 4: for the hair Oh really yeah yeah, and they always
- 2:19:40Speaker 4: tell me the same story. How funny it is that
- 2:19:42Speaker 4: everyone is bloodied and bandage on the way back on
- 2:19:45Speaker 4: that flight, that you could.
- 2:19:47Speaker 2: Tell everyone is there for the same reason.
- 2:19:50Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 2:19:50Speaker 2: Yeah, you get passed by TSA on the way there.
- 2:19:53Speaker 2: On the way back, they don't know who the hell
- 2:19:55Speaker 2: you are. This ain't imagine, dog, I'm looking at your picture.
- 2:19:58Speaker 2: They't maagine? All right? Seven seven zero three one. So
- 2:20:01Speaker 2: every year, inevitably, you know, some new license plates hit
- 2:20:05Speaker 2: the hit the market, and this one was one. I
- 2:20:08Speaker 2: gotta tell you, I never thought i'd see it. It
- 2:20:10Speaker 2: makes perfect sense. You mean ones that are banned are
- 2:20:13Speaker 2: not banned. These are new ones that are coming out.
- 2:20:15Speaker 2: In other words, new, not personalized. What's it called specialty place? Yeah,
- 2:20:19Speaker 2: specialty place. There you go, so I mean everything you
- 2:20:23Speaker 2: we of course, we we covered the one with the
- 2:20:25Speaker 2: police officers, the Dogs K nine United. So there are
- 2:20:29Speaker 2: you know, all your college football teams, all your NFL teams.
- 2:20:32Speaker 2: The city has one, Yes, he has one golf Sunrise Sunshine.
- 2:20:36Speaker 4: I want to say Florida is up there as well
- 2:20:38Speaker 4: to all the other states of having the most or
- 2:20:41Speaker 4: second most.
- 2:20:42Speaker 2: I think it's top three. Yeah, but oddly enough, I
- 2:20:45Speaker 2: think it's Georgia that has the most or something. It's
- 2:20:47Speaker 2: the most offerings and it's like a few hundred. It's
- 2:20:49Speaker 2: a weird competition that we do in the South. Yeah,
- 2:20:51Speaker 2: it really is. So uh, I will tell you it's
- 2:20:54Speaker 2: a it's a sport. What'd you say, volleyball? Volleyball is
- 2:21:01Speaker 2: not the answer? Said lacrosse. Lacrosse is not the answer.
- 2:21:04Speaker 2: This was filed by Joe Gruders Windsurfing and uh and
- 2:21:08Speaker 2: and Al Rodriguez, both Republicans in District forty and District
- 2:21:12Speaker 2: twenty two, respectfully.
- 2:21:13Speaker 3: That's over on the Gulf Coast. So I'm gonna go wrestling, pickleball, WWE, AW,
- 2:21:22Speaker 3: nxt A.
- 2:21:23Speaker 2: NW roopier UFC. Oh, there's going to be a UFC
- 2:21:29Speaker 2: license plate for Florida coming up.
- 2:21:31Speaker 3: Dana White needs more money.
- 2:21:33Speaker 2: Yeah, it says uh. State Bill two forty six aims
- 2:21:36Speaker 2: to establish a license plate design based on the Ultimate
- 2:21:39Speaker 2: Fighting Championship, adding that to the list of other specialty
- 2:21:43Speaker 2: plates offered in Florida. Wow, we we are not even
- 2:21:47Speaker 2: in the top five anymore on specialty. Yeah, it was
- 2:21:51Speaker 2: that right with Georgia. No what okay it excited? No dummy,
- 2:21:59Speaker 2: No is it your birthday? Stupid people were born on
- 2:22:02Speaker 2: this day. Sorry, jay Z.
- 2:22:07Speaker 5: Virginia has two hundred New York two hundred and twelve,
- 2:22:10Speaker 5: two hundred and eighteen for Colorado, four hundred and seventy
- 2:22:14Speaker 5: six for Texas.
- 2:22:16Speaker 2: This is the answer.
- 2:22:16Speaker 5: That's the lie and their number two God which one
- 2:22:20Speaker 5: is nine hundred and eighty nine different plates available Rhode Island, Oh,
- 2:22:26Speaker 5: then not too far off?
- 2:22:27Speaker 2: Massachusetts, Maryland, Maryland. Wow, how many there? That's one? Yeah,
- 2:22:32Speaker 2: that's one per family. This is Bob's. Florida has over
- 2:22:36Speaker 2: one hundred and eighty. Well yeah, yeah. According to the legislation,
- 2:22:38Speaker 2: the plate will have the word Florida printed at the
- 2:22:40Speaker 2: top and the words UFC lives here appearing along the bottom.
- 2:22:44Speaker 2: Does it? Yeah? Do we have a special relationship with
- 2:22:47Speaker 2: UFC that I do not know about?
- 2:22:48Speaker 4: Outside of that, I think the state of Florida enjoys
- 2:22:50Speaker 4: a good brawl outside of a building.
- 2:22:52Speaker 2: I think every you know, I think there's a faction
- 2:22:54Speaker 2: of every state that likes a UFC play, But I
- 2:22:57Speaker 2: would think that would be more affiliated with like maybe
- 2:22:59Speaker 2: Vegas or something like that. Don't a lot of those
- 2:23:01Speaker 2: fights happen there.
- 2:23:02Speaker 4: I mean, it's a state, it's not. Yeah, yeah, I
- 2:23:04Speaker 4: mean it's a vanity license plate.
- 2:23:06Speaker 2: Yeah, it says. In addition, the annual use fees from
- 2:23:10Speaker 2: plate sales will go to nonprofit UFC Foundation, which uses
- 2:23:14Speaker 2: the proceeds to support charities like children's hospitals, youth advocacy,
- 2:23:18Speaker 2: and support for first responders. So that's actually not a
- 2:23:20Speaker 2: bad thing. It's good man, So good for them. Actually
- 2:23:23Speaker 2: wasn't even when I saw that, I mean, like most
- 2:23:25Speaker 2: of them that I see, I'm like, that's ridiculous, that's ridiculous.
- 2:23:28Speaker 2: But I mean, look, this one's no more ridiculous than
- 2:23:30Speaker 2: the others that are out there. So let them rip.
- 2:23:33Speaker 2: Do you guys buying lottery tickets? By the way, you
- 2:23:35Speaker 2: guys see it's like like eight hundred and fifty mili
- 2:23:37Speaker 2: or something.
- 2:23:38Speaker 3: Well, there was a million dollar ticket sold in central floor.
- 2:23:40Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, I'm good with that. I
- 2:23:42Speaker 2: was going to get you one for your birthday, but
- 2:23:44Speaker 2: I would have been mad if you won. I would
- 2:23:46Speaker 2: have shared how much?
- 2:23:49Speaker 3: I don't know, five percent?
- 2:23:50Speaker 2: Hold on, let's do some numbers here real quick. This
- 2:23:53Speaker 2: is a great little litmus test here. It's your birthday gift.
- 2:23:56Speaker 2: Let's say I win the lottery. It's eight hundred million.
- 2:23:59Speaker 2: The take home there, I think he could probably be
- 2:24:00Speaker 2: in the high threes if I had to guess, right,
- 2:24:02Speaker 2: that's about right. Call it four hundred mil. You okay,
- 2:24:05Speaker 2: we'll do four hundred million. Yeah, take care. I have
- 2:24:07Speaker 2: four hundred million dollars because of Jack's birthday gift. Fash
- 2:24:11Speaker 2: money in my pocket because jack Body birthday gift for
- 2:24:14Speaker 2: me four hundred million?
- 2:24:16Speaker 4: What at what level of money? If I were to
- 2:24:18Speaker 4: give you, guys all money? What level would you.
- 2:24:21Speaker 2: Not be pissed at? Like if I gave you one
- 2:24:24Speaker 2: thousand dollars?
- 2:24:25Speaker 7: What?
- 2:24:26Speaker 2: Well, we know it's on a thousand agreed?
- 2:24:29Speaker 3: Yeah, low ball us with four hundred million in your pocket?
- 2:24:32Speaker 2: Ten grand? That's a what too?
- 2:24:35Speaker 14: Right?
- 2:24:36Speaker 2: If it was the other foots figures, dude, if it
- 2:24:39Speaker 2: was the.
- 2:24:39Speaker 4: Other foot like if Jack won and he gave me
- 2:24:41Speaker 4: ten grand I would punch him in his throat and
- 2:24:44Speaker 4: I would just go to jail for it.
- 2:24:46Speaker 2: You guys aren't gonna believe my answer. No, no, no, don't.
- 2:24:49Speaker 2: I don't want to hear it. Don't don't virtue signal here.
- 2:24:51Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 2:24:52Speaker 4: I yeah, sure would I somewhat expect, like I think something,
- 2:24:57Speaker 4: maybe a dinner or something.
- 2:24:59Speaker 2: Let But I would not be offended if you didn't
- 2:25:02Speaker 2: give me a cent. I know you would, and I
- 2:25:04Speaker 2: know actually all of you would not because you're all
- 2:25:06Speaker 2: good people.
- 2:25:07Speaker 4: It would be a little awkward, awkward. It would be
- 2:25:11Speaker 4: awkward about a month. Could you still work with be
- 2:25:13Speaker 4: the same way? Another's one we came in If I
- 2:25:15Speaker 4: had that money tomorrow and we came in here and
- 2:25:17Speaker 4: you knew that I had four hundred million in the bank,
- 2:25:20Speaker 4: would you be able to sit here and do the
- 2:25:21Speaker 4: same show we're doing right now.
- 2:25:23Speaker 2: No, it would be better because then we could make
- 2:25:25Speaker 2: fun of you for being rich.
- 2:25:27Speaker 4: Like but like, yeah, I think we could do the
- 2:25:30Speaker 4: same show, but the show would only be talking about
- 2:25:34Speaker 4: your new four hundred million fortune.
- 2:25:36Speaker 7: Right.
- 2:25:36Speaker 2: But the thing is is, here's what's unique. I mean,
- 2:25:38Speaker 2: Ross actually has access to somebody who is very very
- 2:25:41Speaker 2: very successful, like really successful, and that money doesn't change
- 2:25:45Speaker 2: the way you feel about that person. I mean that
- 2:25:47Speaker 2: person had no money, you'd still flying visitor, you still
- 2:25:49Speaker 2: hang out and do all that stuff.
- 2:25:50Speaker 4: Would you not, in fact having a family member who
- 2:25:53Speaker 4: I would deem as successful to what my definition is
- 2:25:56Speaker 4: is beyond inspiring, just as a reminder that that is
- 2:26:00Speaker 4: in our family, right right, And then it's not foreign.
- 2:26:03Speaker 2: It's not like some Sackler family cousin or something. It
- 2:26:07Speaker 2: is like I can. It's attainable almost, would it be?
- 2:26:10Speaker 2: The minimum would be one hundred thousand, right, Like if
- 2:26:12Speaker 2: I didn't give you guys at least one hundred thousand dollars,
- 2:26:15Speaker 2: it would affect our relationship? Would it not? Look the whimper? Well,
- 2:26:21Speaker 2: think about it. You're not gonna work.
- 2:26:23Speaker 3: You have four hundred million dollars? Ye're four million?
- 2:26:26Speaker 2: I probably I probably still work. Now you're not gonna work.
- 2:26:29Speaker 2: It's a dead said four mil? Yeah?
- 2:26:31Speaker 3: One oh no, three mil?
- 2:26:32Speaker 2: Why have family to take care of? Two? Yeah? They
- 2:26:34Speaker 2: can get the rest, all right, latrell spree will that's
- 2:26:39Speaker 2: such a deep Yeah, Yeah, I got I got kids
- 2:26:43Speaker 2: to feed, I got you're a one hundred and ten
- 2:26:46Speaker 2: million dollar contract. Like, if you just put that in
- 2:26:48Speaker 2: a basic savings account, that would make like four percent
- 2:26:52Speaker 2: of four hundred million. What's that you'd make like sixteen
- 2:26:55Speaker 2: million a year. Yeah, it's a good deal. One point
- 2:26:58Speaker 2: six million a year, whatever it is. And uh in
- 2:27:01Speaker 2: I would ah, man, I guess. Uh So what I
- 2:27:04Speaker 2: would start with is just paying off all your debt.
- 2:27:06Speaker 2: That's how I would ask you. You know what, what
- 2:27:08Speaker 2: is your total payoff nut? That's where we would start.
- 2:27:12Speaker 2: That's a million.
- 2:27:13Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm about four million dollars in debt along with
- 2:27:16Speaker 4: that before million.
- 2:27:19Speaker 2: That's such a tough question. Well, here's the thing. It's
- 2:27:22Speaker 2: inevitable that it will change the way you look at somebody,
- 2:27:24Speaker 2: because let me tell you, if you think that it won't,
- 2:27:27Speaker 2: you are lying to yourself. I mean everybody out there
- 2:27:29Speaker 2: listening right now. If your best friend want to, you know,
- 2:27:31Speaker 2: three or four hundred million dollars and they did not,
- 2:27:34Speaker 2: you know, include you into the revelry of having that
- 2:27:37Speaker 2: kind of money, your friendship would be over. And I
- 2:27:40Speaker 2: and I don't care what you say. That is the truth.
- 2:27:43Speaker 2: If they acted like nothing else happened, they moved into
- 2:27:46Speaker 2: a really nice neighborhood, they bought a really nice car,
- 2:27:49Speaker 2: they did all this stuff that wealth of that level
- 2:27:51Speaker 2: brings you, and then they just still tried to chill
- 2:27:53Speaker 2: at your place and watch football. It would not go down. Well,
- 2:27:56Speaker 2: they're gonna they're not gonna do it, and I and
- 2:27:59Speaker 2: it's sickening because that is human nature. But it's one
- 2:28:01Speaker 2: thousand percent the truth. I don't think they're gonna They're
- 2:28:04Speaker 2: not gonna do it because after some event, because it's
- 2:28:07Speaker 2: just gonna be the ten thousand times that someone's bringing.
- 2:28:10Speaker 4: Up the money and giving a wink, wink, nudge, nudge, yeah,
- 2:28:12Speaker 4: or let me know, let me hold yeah, yeah, I
- 2:28:15Speaker 4: might really seclude you.
- 2:28:16Speaker 2: Yeah. I think what I would really do, though, is
- 2:28:19Speaker 2: I would create a trust and then I would I
- 2:28:21Speaker 2: would I would give money, but it would be under
- 2:28:24Speaker 2: the understanding that you will never get another penny. That's
- 2:28:28Speaker 2: how I would do it. Oh yeah, right, because you
- 2:28:29Speaker 2: would have to have some kind of responsibility when receiving
- 2:28:32Speaker 2: the money, Like it would be like if I gave
- 2:28:33Speaker 2: you guys a million bucks apiece. Now, not that I
- 2:28:36Speaker 2: would have to say this, but I would say, hey, look,
- 2:28:37Speaker 2: you know this, you know understand that you know this
- 2:28:40Speaker 2: is the money I'm giving you. I'm gonna take care
- 2:28:42Speaker 2: of my family the same way, and don't ask for
- 2:28:45Speaker 2: any more money. Don't make any other comments about it.
- 2:28:47Speaker 2: Here's a million bucks. I mean that with a million dollars,
- 2:28:50Speaker 2: you could set yourself up to do quite well for
- 2:28:52Speaker 2: a very long time.
- 2:28:53Speaker 3: Although someone did text us and say Jimmy would be
- 2:28:55Speaker 3: long gone before anyone knew he had the four hundred million.
- 2:28:58Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's really just pointing to believe that.
- 2:29:01Speaker 5: Well, I think you should take the money, and you
- 2:29:04Speaker 5: go through every talkback we received, every text message.
- 2:29:10Speaker 2: I give you money to everyone who did not give
- 2:29:12Speaker 2: you a hard time. I tell you what I would do.
- 2:29:15Speaker 2: This is exactly what I would do. You're talking about
- 2:29:16Speaker 2: that top ten list of people who have listening. I'd
- 2:29:18Speaker 2: give the top ten listeners of the station. I would
- 2:29:20Speaker 2: give one hundred thousand each. That's a million dollars, right,
- 2:29:23Speaker 2: So I give the top ten listeners of the station
- 2:29:25Speaker 2: one hundred k apiece after us. I definitely do that
- 2:29:28Speaker 2: way before you now here goes the problem.
- 2:29:31Speaker 4: I'm over here saying that, like I would try my
- 2:29:33Speaker 4: best to not expect much, I would go out of
- 2:29:35Speaker 4: my way to not expect anything.
- 2:29:37Speaker 2: But the second I hear you gave ten listeners a
- 2:29:41Speaker 2: hundred geees, you best believe Jack Davi and Sauceman is
- 2:29:46Speaker 2: knocking on that tour going. We've listened more than anyone.
- 2:29:51Speaker 4: Yeah, bitch, we don't have a choice. I have to
- 2:29:56Speaker 4: listen to your ass ramble on for days. That would
- 2:29:59Speaker 4: be what I would start having some sort of expectancy of,
- 2:30:02Speaker 4: like I.
- 2:30:03Speaker 3: Mean, some small issues.
- 2:30:05Speaker 2: Rest assure if I ever win money of that nature,
- 2:30:08Speaker 2: you guys will be some of the first people I
- 2:30:10Speaker 2: think of leaving. But you know, you know what's really awkward, though,
- 2:30:15Speaker 2: is that what's the smallest amount of number?
- 2:30:17Speaker 4: Like if you win ten mili, Yeah, it's way different.
- 2:30:20Speaker 4: You win, you had to bring home five mili of that. Yeah, debt,
- 2:30:23Speaker 4: you win five million dollars, that's that's borderline.
- 2:30:27Speaker 2: I just got to take it to the grave soon. No, no, no,
- 2:30:30Speaker 2: five million dollars. I would still give a dispersement. I
- 2:30:33Speaker 2: would still give money, but I would still give it
- 2:30:36Speaker 2: away a million each, not a million a million each,
- 2:30:39Speaker 2: But I would give you money. I would try to
- 2:30:40Speaker 2: make your life easier, for sure. That may be a
- 2:30:42Speaker 2: scenario or I ask you how much money you owe
- 2:30:45Speaker 2: and then just pay that off completely and then you're
- 2:30:46Speaker 2: just you're just you're clean, and then a few bucks
- 2:30:49Speaker 2: on topic. But I do after matter of Scott, Dude,
- 2:30:51Speaker 2: I'm responsible. I'm not really like debt, so I'm good. Yeah, yeah,
- 2:30:56Speaker 2: just run to Scott and give it to him like
- 2:30:58Speaker 2: I've been listening to Scott. So I'm debt free. I
- 2:31:00Speaker 2: basically have no debt all right? For A seven nine
- 2:31:03Speaker 2: six four one text us seven seven zero three one,
- 2:31:05Speaker 2: deab what do you have for you heard here?
- 2:31:06Speaker 16: First?
- 2:31:06Speaker 3: Florida's Chief financial Officer updates on their FAFO audits.
- 2:31:11Speaker 2: Aren't they clever?
- 2:31:13Speaker 3: Popular airline returns to a central Florida airport and where
- 2:31:17Speaker 3: some of the best drivers in America can be found.
- 2:31:20Speaker 3: We'll talk about that next during you heard it here first?
- 2:31:23Speaker 2: You got it for A seven nine one six four
- 2:31:24Speaker 2: one back in a second Dev's News. We'll get the
- 2:31:26Speaker 2: hell out of here. On a Thursday, our friends at.
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- 2:31:40Speaker 5: for their big burlesque show tomorrow night and tomorrow during
- 2:31:45Speaker 5: the program, they'll have more tickets to Universal Orlando Resort
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- 2:31:53Speaker 2: look ahead for you and your family, do it with
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- 2:32:17Speaker 9: Dude, holy smokes, Ross, If that is what I think
- 2:32:21Speaker 9: it is, What are you doing.
- 2:32:22Speaker 14: Man, Mercy?
- 2:32:26Speaker 9: What are you doing all right?
- 2:32:28Speaker 23: Clifford west Bom Hey, Jim, happy birthday, And I'd like
- 2:32:32Speaker 23: to give you guys an idea.
- 2:32:33Speaker 2: What about how my day goes?
- 2:32:35Speaker 23: I wake up, I listen to Lex Terry every morning,
- 2:32:37Speaker 23: I immediately switch to Real Radio. My minut are through
- 2:32:41Speaker 23: the roof and I love riding home to the Jim
- 2:32:44Speaker 23: Colbert Show with Dev Ross and Jack.
- 2:32:48Speaker 2: Hey.
- 2:32:48Speaker 3: What's up, Jim?
- 2:32:49Speaker 2: Hey? Happy birthday, brother Abud fifty eight. You said it's a.
- 2:32:52Speaker 7: Good age, man, It's a really good age. It's just
- 2:32:54Speaker 7: before sixty. I'll be sixty two and just enjoy the weekend, man,
- 2:32:59Speaker 7: have some fun. Endzel's Hideaway is actually a really good
- 2:33:02Speaker 7: place to take the family is if you're up for it,
- 2:33:05Speaker 7: some cigars. I'm sure you got a bottle ready to go.
- 2:33:08Speaker 7: I do play some golf. Now, don't get hurt because
- 2:33:11Speaker 7: you know you might have to, you know, step it up.
- 2:33:14Speaker 7: I'm just saying, I guess that good weekend.
- 2:33:17Speaker 2: Thanks James.
- 2:33:18Speaker 9: Okay, just to prove how much I truly do love
- 2:33:21Speaker 9: the show and love you guys, I just looked up
- 2:33:24Speaker 9: my totals one hundred and nineteen thousand six minutes including today.
- 2:33:29Speaker 20: Wow, I've listened over four hundred thousand minutes on my
- 2:33:37Speaker 20: Hey MFM little radio. I wonder how many batteries I've
- 2:33:41Speaker 20: spent over four thousand dollars on batteries.
- 2:33:43Speaker 2: Wow, wow, I don't believe that. I don't go on
- 2:33:48Speaker 2: top of my iHeart I most listened to, but also
- 2:33:50Speaker 2: on YouTube.
- 2:33:51Speaker 3: You are my most of you thing I watch on YouTube.
- 2:33:54Speaker 3: So there you go. So you're two number ones there
- 2:33:56Speaker 3: and havepy birthday.
- 2:33:57Speaker 2: Jimmy, Thanks buddy, appreciate it, Appreciate everything.
- 2:33:59Speaker 14: Good one.
- 2:34:02Speaker 27: After hearing all these big numbers with minutes, I went
- 2:34:05Speaker 27: ahead and I looked at mine and I was impressed
- 2:34:08Speaker 27: with the ninety somethings eighty something thousand, and then I
- 2:34:12Speaker 27: saw mine at one hundred and twenty two thousand listening
- 2:34:16Speaker 27: minutes to Real Radio. So thank you everyone there for
- 2:34:22Speaker 27: all of the great content. I really do appreciate it.
- 2:34:27Speaker 2: Awesome, man, Thank you very much. Guys, appreciate that very much.
- 2:34:30Speaker 2: We have so many more, we just couldn't get to
- 2:34:32Speaker 2: them all little. I'll tell you what's interesting is you know,
- 2:34:34Speaker 2: before I started working at this radio station, I actually
- 2:34:37Speaker 2: was a gigantic fan of this radio station. Matter of fact,
- 2:34:39Speaker 2: I found this by being addicted to it. And I
- 2:34:43Speaker 2: will tell you I would love to see my numbers
- 2:34:45Speaker 2: as a fan of Real Radio when I found it
- 2:34:47Speaker 2: in the late eighties into the time when I started
- 2:34:50Speaker 2: working there. So you know, it wouldn't be as many
- 2:34:53Speaker 2: of these guys because I started working here in ninety three.
- 2:34:55Speaker 2: But man, you know that's pretty impressive and we appreciate
- 2:34:57Speaker 2: it greatly for sure. Welcome back. I'm Jim and Jack
- 2:35:00Speaker 2: and Ross are here for sure. Speaking of deb let's
- 2:35:03Speaker 2: get some news.
- 2:35:05Speaker 5: Good time for you.
- 2:35:07Speaker 2: Heard it here first on the Jim Colbert Show.
- 2:35:09Speaker 3: Yeah, Florida Chief financial Officer Blaze and Golia Nice is
- 2:35:15Speaker 3: touting the results of his Florida Agency for Fiscal Oversight.
- 2:35:19Speaker 3: You know what that is, FAFO audits across the state.
- 2:35:24Speaker 24: We have audited and done spending calculations for ten local
- 2:35:30Speaker 24: government budgets, and so far we have exposed over one
- 2:35:34Speaker 24: point five billion dollars with the bee in excessive wasteful spending.
- 2:35:40Speaker 3: He says, Palm Beach County is the worst offender, over
- 2:35:43Speaker 3: spending three hundred and forty four million dollars goodness in
- 2:35:47Speaker 3: the last fiscal year alone, and Golia says that's the
- 2:35:50Speaker 3: biggest number he's seen in the state of Florida this year. Meanwhile,
- 2:35:54Speaker 3: it turns out Tallahassee is gonna scrutinize how Daytona Beach
- 2:35:58Speaker 3: spends text dollars on Monday, all thanks to that audit
- 2:36:02Speaker 3: that they yeah, travel expenses, yeah, oh yeah, hey. Speaking
- 2:36:07Speaker 3: of Daytona, Jet Blue has returned to Daytona Beach International Airport.
- 2:36:11Speaker 3: No way, yeah. The airline's first new flight from New
- 2:36:14Speaker 3: York's JFK arrived this morning. The arrival was marked by
- 2:36:17Speaker 3: a water cannon salute, ribbon cutting ceremony, and an aircraft tour.
- 2:36:22Speaker 3: Jet Blue is going to offer daily NonStop flights to
- 2:36:25Speaker 3: New York and Boston, providing travelers with more options and
- 2:36:29Speaker 3: boosting local tourism. And maybe you know, a little bit
- 2:36:32Speaker 3: easier of an airport to.
- 2:36:33Speaker 2: Travel out of. Yeah. One.
- 2:36:35Speaker 3: And then finally, some of the best drivers in America
- 2:36:37Speaker 3: are in the best drivers best.
- 2:36:42Speaker 2: Denial. So I would think, I would think the people
- 2:36:44Speaker 2: that had to drive in adverse scenarios a lot. I'll
- 2:36:47Speaker 2: go California, I'll go Hawaii, Alaska, Florida, no way.
- 2:36:52Speaker 3: Yes, yes, that's why I pulled the story Michigan. Chuck
- 2:36:58Speaker 3: has already texted us at seven seven zero three one
- 2:37:00Speaker 3: and said, please don't say Michigan again. Yeah, there's not,
- 2:37:03Speaker 3: But that is according to that report we covered yesterday
- 2:37:05Speaker 3: from lending Tree, which ranked which states had the best
- 2:37:07Speaker 3: and worst drivers based on the number of accidents do
- 2:37:09Speaker 3: you wise speeding and other driving violations committed Florida drivers,
- 2:37:14Speaker 3: believe this or not, we're ranked second best in America,
- 2:37:17Speaker 3: just behind Michigan.
- 2:37:18Speaker 2: That's absurd.
- 2:37:19Speaker 3: Think about that when you get on the road tonight.
- 2:37:21Speaker 2: That is absurd.
- 2:37:23Speaker 3: And for those who did not hear drivers in North
- 2:37:25Speaker 3: Dakota were deemed to be the worst drivers in the US,
- 2:37:28Speaker 3: absurd or not you heard it here.
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- 2:38:00Speaker 2: Jack Question of the day. Sure put one up in
- 2:38:02Speaker 2: the YouTube chat. Which is your preferred Christmas movie? Gave
- 2:38:05Speaker 2: you choices, Elf, It's a Wonderful Life, a Christmas Story
- 2:38:09Speaker 2: and Scrooge. Scrooge was the USA Today New number one
- 2:38:14Speaker 2: Christmas movie of all time. But I do not believe
- 2:38:16Speaker 2: it's going to be the number one movie with our people.
- 2:38:18Speaker 2: I'll go It's a Wonderful Life.
- 2:38:19Speaker 5: Elf came in at thirty eight ten Really Scrooged at
- 2:38:23Speaker 5: twenty six.
- 2:38:24Speaker 2: Wow, a Christmas Story at nineteen percent.
- 2:38:26Speaker 5: I picked the one in the Dead last. Well, actually
- 2:38:28Speaker 5: it's tied with a Wonderful Life. They're both at nineteen percent.
- 2:38:31Speaker 14: Wow.
- 2:38:31Speaker 2: Man, maybe it's just people have seen it so much.
- 2:38:33Speaker 3: Come will Shrek the Halls is really good.
- 2:38:37Speaker 2: Shrek the Dolls is a super funny story that is
- 2:38:39Speaker 2: super funny. Here you go, look at that agreement.
- 2:38:41Speaker 3: I did not even know he'd seen it.
- 2:38:42Speaker 2: Broughs A. He just likes the name. I'll just stand up.
- 2:38:46Speaker 2: But you're doing weird already covered that. I'm doing weird stuff.
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