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Donald Drumpf Theatre #248: The new/old president cancels 'Not Like Us' · Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show

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  SPEAKER_02: So let's pull the curtain back.
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  SPEAKER_02: We are controlling transmission, if we wish to make it louder.
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  we will bring up the body we can change the focus to a soft
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  blur you're moving into
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  a land of both shadow and substance of things and ideas you've
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  just crossed over
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  SPEAKER_03: into
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  SPEAKER_03: I hear it's fake news, but maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
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  SPEAKER_03: I think it's fake news, okay?
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  SPEAKER_03: Now, would I do that?
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  SPEAKER_03: Absolutely.
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  The president of the United States has the authority to do what
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  the president has
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  SPEAKER_03: the authority to do.
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  SPEAKER_03: You will respect my authority.
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  SPEAKER_03: Respect his authority.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I've declared myself as king.
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  SPEAKER_03: I learned a lot from Richard Nixon.
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  SPEAKER_02: When the president does it, that means that it is not illegal.
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  SPEAKER_03: I could cause panic much better than even you.
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  SPEAKER_03: I could do much.
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  SPEAKER_03: I would make you look like a minor league player.
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  SPEAKER_03: So, Professor, would you say it's time for everyone to panic?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes, I would, Ken.
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  SPEAKER_03: The things that this show has called him,
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  SPEAKER_03: this approach is,
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  SPEAKER_03: I guess it's kind of like we're living in the twilight zone.
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  SPEAKER_03: Rest easy, Americans, if there's one thing we all know.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's that first they come for the undocumented migrants.
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  SPEAKER_03: And as long as nobody speaks out, they stop.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, it's time to say aloha to Stephen Colbert.
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  SPEAKER_03: And aloha to Stephen Colbert.
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  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_03: Is this the truth?
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  SPEAKER_03: Holds this where it's going?
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  SPEAKER_03: All right.
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  Nation,
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  right now,
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  Americans are angry,
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  confused,
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  and lashing out randomly.
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  SPEAKER_03: A lot of folks are wondering how America,
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  SPEAKER_03: God's girlfriend,
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  SPEAKER_03: ended up in a relationship with this guy.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, shh.
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  SPEAKER_03: Daddy's here.
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  SPEAKER_03: I know a lot of you are out on the ledge right now.
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  SPEAKER_03: But when I'm done, I promise, you'll be jumping for joy.
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  SPEAKER_03: Because this is just the brave new world of American democracy.
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  SPEAKER_03: And it brings me to tonight's word.
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  SPEAKER_03: Trumpiness.
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  SPEAKER_03: Trumpiness.
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  FOLKS,
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  LET ME TELL YOU,
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  PEOPLE WHO DON'T SUPPORT TRUMP FEEL LIKE THE WORLD HAS GONE
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  CRAZY.
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  SPEAKER_03: WELL, GET IN LINE.
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  SPEAKER_03: BECAUSE THE PEOPLE WHO DO SUPPORT TRUMP HAVE FELT THAT WAY EVER SINCE THE
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  SPEAKER_03: MANUFACTURING JOBS STARTED GOING TO CHINA.
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  AND REMEMBER,
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  ELECTIONS AREN'T ABOUT WHAT VOTERS THINK,
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  IT'S ABOUT WHAT VOTERS FEEL.
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  AND RIGHT NOW AT LEAST HALF OF AMERICANS FEEL THEIR VOICES
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  AREN'T BEING HEARD.
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  SPEAKER_03: And let me tell you,
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  SPEAKER_03: folks,
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  SPEAKER_03: that goes for both sides,
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  SPEAKER_03: whether they be strong conservatives or morally bankrupt liberals.
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  SPEAKER_03: Think about this.
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  SPEAKER_03: Just consider why people stood behind Bernie Sanders.
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  SPEAKER_03: You see, Bernie, he understood their emotions.
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  SPEAKER_03: No one said, I think the burn.
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  SPEAKER_03: They said, I feel the burn.
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  SPEAKER_03: Now...
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  SPEAKER_03: Just to remind you, 11 years ago, I invented a word, truthiness.
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  You see,
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  truthiness is believing something that feels true,
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  even if it isn't supported by fact.
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  SPEAKER_03: Truthiness has to feel true, but Trumpiness doesn't even have to do that.
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  In fact,
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  many Trump supporters don't believe his wildest promises,
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  and they don't care.
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  Yes,
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  and if he doesn't ever have to mean what he says,
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  that means he can say anything.
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  SPEAKER_03: Truthiness was from the gut,
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  but Trumpiness clearly comes from much further down the
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  gastrointestinal tract.
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  These legitimately angry voters don't need a leader to say
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  things that are true or feel true.
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  SPEAKER_03: They need a leader to feel things that feel feels.
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  SPEAKER_03: And that is why I believe Donald Trump is a leader for our times.
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  An emotional megaphone for voters full of rage at a government
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  that achieves
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  SPEAKER_03: nothing,
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  SPEAKER_03: an economic system that leaves them behind,
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  SPEAKER_03: and politics that elects people unfit for the job.
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  SPEAKER_03: Alexa, put on 90.1.
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  SPEAKER_03: Got it.
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  SPEAKER_03: Now playing radio station 90.1 FM.
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  SPEAKER_01: What the fuck?
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  SPEAKER_03: Mom, something's wrong with my favorite show.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's just like static.
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  SPEAKER_03: Your favorite show?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, not like us.
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  Where all the liberals bitch and whine about stuff,
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  something's wrong with it.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, sweetie, the president canceled not like us.
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  SPEAKER_03: What do you mean the president canceled not like us?
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  SPEAKER_03: That was like the funniest shit ever.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't know what to tell you, hon.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, my God.
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  SPEAKER_03: You guys, you guys are not going to believe this.
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  SPEAKER_03: The president of the United States canceled not like us.
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  SPEAKER_02: What not like us?
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  SPEAKER_03: What not like us?
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  The funniest show ever where all the lesbians and Jews complain
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  about stuff?
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  SPEAKER_03: The fucking president had it taken off the air!
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, who the hell does this president think he is?
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  SPEAKER_03: The government can't cancel the show!
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, what show are they gonna cancel next?
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  SPEAKER_03: It was seriously the best show.
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  It had like gay rappers from Mexico all sad because girls in
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  Pakistan got stoned to death.
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  SPEAKER_03: And guess why they got stoned to death?
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  SPEAKER_03: Because they were raped.
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  SPEAKER_03: It was hilarious.
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  SPEAKER_03: Why would anyone cancel that?
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  I don't know about you,
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  but I'm worried about what this country's coming to.
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  SPEAKER_03: It seems like everybody's changing and suddenly woke stuff is off limits.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, it's like now everyone rips on the Jews and it's totally fine.
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  SPEAKER_03: Huh, Kyle?
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  SPEAKER_03: See?
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  SPEAKER_03: What's wrong with Cal?
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  SPEAKER_03: Everybody's giving up.
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  SPEAKER_03: Attention, students.
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  SPEAKER_03: There will be a mandatory assembly this morning.
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  SPEAKER_03: All students report to the gym, okay?
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, boy, PC Principal.
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  SPEAKER_03: He's not giving up.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right, everyone, listen up.
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  SPEAKER_03: Everybody quiet!
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  SPEAKER_03: There's some bullcrap going on in this country,
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  SPEAKER_03: and I am not going to let it corrupt the environment of this school!
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, here we go.
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  There's only one thing that can bring some normality back to
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  these corrupt times,
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  SPEAKER_03: and that is...
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  SPEAKER_03: Our Lord and Savior,
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  SPEAKER_03: Jesus Christ.
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  This school has traded truth for comfort and worships idols of
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  self and sin.
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  SPEAKER_03: We were a nation under God,
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  SPEAKER_03: but now we spit in his face and wonder why everything's falling apart.
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  SPEAKER_03: There's only one way back.
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  Repent,
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  bow to Christ,
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  or be swept away with the rest of the godless lives.
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  SPEAKER_03: What the hell, dude?
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  In order to turn things around,
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  I'm going to be a power Christian principal.
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  SPEAKER_03: You can call me PC Principal.
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  So now,
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  I'd like you all to put your hands together in welcoming Christ
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  our Lord.
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  SPEAKER_03: Hello, my children.
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  SPEAKER_03: I am the light and the way.
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  SPEAKER_03: Fellas, what the fuck is going on?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yea, it is wonderful to be here.
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  SPEAKER_03: For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's right!
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  SPEAKER_03: That's right!
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  SPEAKER_03: Let's go, Jesus!
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  SPEAKER_03: Fuck yeah!
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  Looks like the Trump administration is encouraging federal
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  workers to talk about
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  SPEAKER_03: their religion in the workplace.
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  A memo from the Office of Personnel Management cites the
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  guidance as being
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  protected by the First Amendment and says employees can tell
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  others to rethink
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  SPEAKER_03: their beliefs,
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  SPEAKER_03: but they must stop if their co-workers tell them to.
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  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, absolutely not.
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  SPEAKER_01: If you're going to approach me at work and ask,
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  SPEAKER_01: have you heard the good news,
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  SPEAKER_01: it better mean there are donuts in the break room.
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  SPEAKER_01: Otherwise, keep it moving, Zachariah.
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  Can you imagine how humiliating it would be to have your
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  fundamental worldview
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  SPEAKER_01: changed by Susan from accounting?
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  SPEAKER_03: I absolutely love that Colbert got fired.
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  SPEAKER_03: His talent was even less than his ratings.
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  SPEAKER_03: So, how was your day, guys?
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  SPEAKER_03: Anything fun happen at school?
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  SPEAKER_03: No, not really.
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  SPEAKER_03: Jesus showed up.
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  SPEAKER_00: Jesus?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: What's Jesus doing in your school?
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't think Jesus is allowed to be in schools.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, he was there.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, I think I'm going to have to talk to somebody about this.
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  SPEAKER_03: Hey, how's it going?
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  SPEAKER_03: Is Jesus supposed to be allowed in schools?
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  SPEAKER_01: Generally,
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  the idea is that public schools have to maintain a separation
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  of church and state
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  SPEAKER_01: so they can't promote any one religion.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's what I thought.
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  SPEAKER_03: The government can't force a religion on my son.
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  SPEAKER_01: Public schools can teach about religions in a neutral educational way,
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  SPEAKER_01: but they can't endorse any particular one.
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  SPEAKER_01: Was it a lesson on all world religions?
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh, no, my son said that Jesus was literally at his school.
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  SPEAKER_01: Then you're probably right to be concerned.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's good you're looking out for your son's education.
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  SPEAKER_01: Butters!
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  SPEAKER_01: Butters, get over here!
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  SPEAKER_03: What did I tell you, man?
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  SPEAKER_03: This shit is whack!
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  SPEAKER_03: PC principal?
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  SPEAKER_03: If he's changed, then there's no hope!
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  SPEAKER_03: I think I know what's happening.
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  SPEAKER_03: I think Woke is dead.
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  SPEAKER_03: Wokey's dead?
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  SPEAKER_03: It's dead, Butters.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's gone.
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  SPEAKER_03: You can just stay retarded now.
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  SPEAKER_03: Nobody cares.
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  SPEAKER_03: Everyone hates the Jews.
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  SPEAKER_03: Everyone's fine with using gay slurs.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, well, that's not good.
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  SPEAKER_03: No, it's terrible.
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  More protests today as the government pushes harder for
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  Christianity in our nation's schools.
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  The president stated earlier today that the spirit of Jesus is
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  important to our country.
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  SPEAKER_01: And he will sue anyone who doesn't agree with him.
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  SPEAKER_03: What the hell is this president doing?
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  SPEAKER_03: He doesn't even act like a Christian.
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  SPEAKER_03: Why is he pushing it on our kids?
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  SPEAKER_03: Rise make the money.
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  SPEAKER_03: Rise make the money.
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  SPEAKER_03: Rise make the money.
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  The Trump administration's very bizarre handling of the Jeffrey
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  Epstein case has
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  SPEAKER_03: only raised more questions than it's answered,
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  especially after a new report that says the government released
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  a version of the
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  SPEAKER_03: jail cell video that had a missing minute,
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  despite the fact that they are reportedly in possession of the
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  full unedited tape,
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  SPEAKER_03: meaning they have the missing minute but won't release it.
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  SPEAKER_03: Now, two months ago, I will say, I never really thought about this.
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  SPEAKER_03: I trusted the official story.
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  SPEAKER_03: I dismissed any conspiracy theories.
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  SPEAKER_03: But now, I got to be honest, I'm thinking to myself, is there a...
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  SPEAKER_03: Conspiracy?
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  SPEAKER_03: So may God bless everyone, everyone here and everyone everywhere.
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  We have a world that's got some conflict,
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  but we've ironed out a lot of it.
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  SPEAKER_03: Mr.
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  SPEAKER_03: President,
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  Hillary Clinton colluded with the deep state to delete her
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  emails just like Hunter
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  hid the laptop from hell because Ukraine invented Russiagate
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  with Obamacare to
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  SPEAKER_03: comment.
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  SPEAKER_03: I didn't hire anyone named Russiagate.
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  SPEAKER_03: Of course,
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  he might have been thrown for a loop because he's been spending
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  most of his time
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  SPEAKER_03: answering questions about his old pal Jeffrey Epstein.
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  SPEAKER_03: In Scotland,
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  he was asked why he cut ties with Epstein after a 15-year-long
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  relationship,
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  SPEAKER_03: and at first,
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  SPEAKER_03: he was coy about it.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's such old history.
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  Very easy to explain,
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  but I don't want to waste your time by explaining it.
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  SPEAKER_03: No, no.
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  SPEAKER_03: Please, my man, waste our time.
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  When you say something is easy to explain and then immediately
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  refuse to explain
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  SPEAKER_03: it,
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  SPEAKER_03: we can only assume the explanation doesn't make you look very good.
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  And that's what happened when reporters followed up on the
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  flight back from Scotland.
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  SPEAKER_03: Trump dug the hole even deeper by trying to explain what happened.
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  Were some of the workers that were taken from you,
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  were some of them yelking him?
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, I don't want to say, but...
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  SPEAKER_03: Everyone knows the people that were taken,
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  SPEAKER_03: and it was the concept of taking people that work for me is bad,
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  SPEAKER_03: but that story's been pretty well out there,
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  SPEAKER_03: and the answer is yes,
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  SPEAKER_03: they were.
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  SPEAKER_03: He kept going, and he made it so much worse.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: In the spa.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, people that work in the spa.
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  SPEAKER_03: I have a great spa, one of the best spas in the world at Mar-a-Lago.
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  SPEAKER_03: And people were taken out of the spa, hired by him.
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  SPEAKER_03: In other words, gone.
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  And other people would come and complain,
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  this guy is taking people from the spa.
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  SPEAKER_03: I didn't know that.
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  SPEAKER_03: And then when I heard about it,
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  SPEAKER_03: I told him,
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  SPEAKER_03: I said,
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  SPEAKER_03: listen,
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  SPEAKER_03: we don't want you taking our people,
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  SPEAKER_03: whether it was spa or not spa.
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  SPEAKER_03: And it's not just Trump who keeps digging a hole for himself.
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  For years,
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  his MAGA base demanded to see everything in the Epstein files,
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  including videotapes.
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  SPEAKER_03: Who's on the Epstein tapes, folks?
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  SPEAKER_03: Who's on those tapes?
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  SPEAKER_03: Who's in those black books?
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  SPEAKER_03: Why have they been hiding it?
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  SPEAKER_03: That guy is now the deputy director of the FBI.
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  SPEAKER_03: He's a MAGA podcaster named Dan Bongino.
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  SPEAKER_03: After Bongino became deputy FBI director,
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  he promised that he would stay true to his word and release the
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  video of Epstein's
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  SPEAKER_03: jail cell.
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  SPEAKER_03: There's video that when you look at the video,
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  SPEAKER_03: and we will release,
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  SPEAKER_03: that's what's taken a while on this,
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  SPEAKER_03: we are working on cleaning it up to make sure you have an enhanced...
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  And we're going to give the original so you don't think there
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  were any shenanigans.
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  SPEAKER_03: What do you mean by enhanced?
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  We're going to put it on Blu-ray with special features and DVD
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  commentary.
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  SPEAKER_03: You're going to be able to find it in the Criterion Collection.
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  So the Trump administration went out of its way to release what
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  they said was the
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  SPEAKER_03: full raw surveillance footage outside Epstein's cell the night he died.
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  SPEAKER_03: Only it turns out it wasn't the full tape.
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  SPEAKER_03: Wired has had some incredible reporting.
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  SPEAKER_03: Let me read some of it.
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  SPEAKER_03: The FBI's Jeffrey Epstein prison video had nearly three minutes cut.
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  Newly uncovered metadata reveals that nearly three minutes of
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  footage were cut from
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  SPEAKER_03: what the U.S.
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  SPEAKER_03: Department of Justice and FBI described as full raw surveillance.
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  SPEAKER_03: surveillance video.
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  Wired previously reported that the video had been stitched
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  together in Adobe
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  SPEAKER_03: Premiere Pro from two video files,
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  SPEAKER_03: contradicting the Justice Department's claim that it was raw footage.
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  SPEAKER_03: I thought you said there would be no shenanigans!
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  Now it sounds like the version you released should be called
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  the Epstein Files Oops
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  SPEAKER_03: All Shenanigans.
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  SPEAKER_03: Now, it's unclear exactly how much time is missing.
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  SPEAKER_03: Some reports say one minute,
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  SPEAKER_03: others say three,
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  SPEAKER_03: but Attorney General Pam Bondi claimed there was a simple explanation.
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  The video was not conclusive,
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  but the evidence prior to it was showing he committed suicide.
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  SPEAKER_01: And what was on that, there was a minute that was off the counter.
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  SPEAKER_01: And what we learned from Bureau of Prisons was every year, every night,
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  SPEAKER_01: They redo that video.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's old from like 1999.
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  So every night the video is reset and every night should have
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  the same minute missing.
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  SPEAKER_01: So we're looking for that video to release that as well,
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  SPEAKER_01: showing that a minute is missing every night.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay, well, you know, that makes sense, actually.
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  SPEAKER_03: Wait, sorry, what the are you talking about?
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  SPEAKER_03: So Bondi claimed it was a technical glitch,
• 15:38
  SPEAKER_03: but now it turns out that explanation was also suspect.
• 15:41
  SPEAKER_01: There's a little more on Epstein,
• 15:43
  specifically about that missing minute from the surveillance
• 15:45
  video recorded at the
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_01: time of Epstein's death in prison in 2019.
• 15:49
  SPEAKER_01: Apparently that minute may not be missing after all.
• 15:51
  The Justice Department reportedly has a copy of the
• 15:54
  surveillance video recorded at
• 15:55
  SPEAKER_01: the Manhattan Metropolitan Correctional Center in its entirety.
• 15:58
  A review by multiple video forensic experts found several
• 16:01
  indications this may not
• 16:03
  SPEAKER_03: be raw footage.
• 16:05
  At 11.58 p.m.,
• 16:06
  the video suddenly jumps to midnight and the aspect ratio
• 16:10
  shifts.
• 16:10
  A government source familiar with the probe told CBS News the
• 16:14
  FBI and other
• 16:14
  SPEAKER_03: agencies are in possession of a copy of the video that records with no
• 16:19
  SPEAKER_03: interruption.
• 16:20
  SPEAKER_00: If there's a missing minute, you know, there's a lot riding on that.
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_00: And why wouldn't they release it?
• 16:25
  SPEAKER_00: It makes you wonder what's in it.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, it does.
• 16:27
  If you go out of your way to release surveillance footage you
• 16:29
  claim is full and
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_03: raw,
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_03: and then it turns out there's a missing minute,
• 16:32
  and then it turns out you have that missing minute and you
• 16:34
  won't release it,
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_03: people are going to want to know what's in it.
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_03: Who was in charge of the Department of Justice at the time anyway?
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay, it was Trump.
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_03: This was in 2019 during his first term.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_02: They not like us.
• 16:47
  SPEAKER_02: They not like us.
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_02: They not like us.
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_02: They not like us.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_02: They not like us.
• 16:53
  SPEAKER_02: They not like us.
• 16:56
  Whatever Trump climbs up on next,
• 16:58
  he won't escape the Jeffrey Epstein story.
• 17:00
  The latest development involves Epstein's ex-girlfriend and
• 17:04
  co-sex trafficker,
• 17:05
  SPEAKER_03: Ghislaine Maxwell.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_03: A couple of weeks back,
• 17:07
  SPEAKER_03: Trump sent his second-in-command to the Justice Department,
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_03: a guy named Todd Blanche.
• 17:12
  who was also his personal defense attorney in the Stormy
• 17:15
  Daniels sex scandal,
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_03: down to the prison to interview Maxwell.
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_03: And we don't know exactly what they talked about,
• 17:21
  but we know exactly what they talked about because now Maxwell
• 17:25
  has been moved to a
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_03: minimum security women's prison in Texas that's been called Club Fed.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_03: It's so bougie.
• 17:34
  It's so bougie,
• 17:35
  inmates may take classes on foreign languages and gardening.
• 17:38
  SPEAKER_03: Well, you know what they say.
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_03: On your first day in prison,
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_03: you walk up straight to the biggest guy in the yard and say,
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_03: Excusez-moi,
• 17:45
  SPEAKER_03: avez-vous le mulch?
• 17:46
  Huh?
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_03: Huh?
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_03: Comment vous dites tulip bulb?
• 17:56
  SPEAKER_03: Inmates can also partake in the prison's puppy training program.
• 17:59
  The White House has the huevos to deny that they're trading
• 18:03
  favors with Ghislaine.
• 18:04
  And they insist that Maxwell was moved because of very real and
• 18:08
  very credible
• 18:09
  SPEAKER_03: threats on her life because after talking with the feds,
• 18:12
  SPEAKER_03: she was considered a snitch by other inmates.
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 18:15
  SPEAKER_03: And everybody in the slammer knows snitches get puppies.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_01: The family matter and the truth for the matter.
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_01: Here was God's plan to show y'all the liar.
• 18:29
  SPEAKER_02: Things are really heating up in the small town of South Park.
• 18:34
  More and more citizens are uniting in solidarity against what
• 18:38
  they call the
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_03: president's oppression.
• 18:50
  SPEAKER_03: The townspeople are saying things are never hopeless,
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_03: that they must all stand strong for what they believe in.
• 18:56
  SPEAKER_03: We're in this for the long haul, guys!
• 18:59
  This is about what's right,
• 19:01
  and we will fight even if we have to do it alone!
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_03: Wait!
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_03: We don't have to do it alone!
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_03: Look!
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_03: It's Jesus!
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_03: Let us break bread!
• 19:22
  SPEAKER_03: Break bread with me!
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_03: This is my body, given for you.
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_03: Do this in remembrance of me.
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_03: Now, just eat the bread and listen.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't want to come back and be in the school,
• 19:41
  but I had to because it was part of a lawsuit and the agreement
• 19:45
  with Paramount.
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_03: The president's suing you?
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_02: The guy can do whatever he wants now that someone's back down, okay?
• 19:53
  SPEAKER_02: Eat the bread.
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_02: Eat the bread.
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_03: You guys saw what happened to CVS?
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, guess who won't CVS?
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_03: Paramount.
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_03: You really want to end up the cult, girl?
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_03: You guys gotta stop being stupid.
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_03: We can't understand you.
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_03: We're going to get canceled, you idiots.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_03: Over the weekend, it sunk in that they're killing off our show.
• 20:21
  SPEAKER_03: But they made one mistake.
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_03: They left me alive.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_03: What just happened?
• 20:33
  SPEAKER_03: What just happened?
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_03: Did I black out?
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_03: Was he here?
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_03: And now... Thanks, everybody.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_03: And now, and now for the next 10 months, the gloves are off.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_03: I can finally... Yeah.
• 20:55
  I can finally speak unvarnished truth to power and say what I
• 21:00
  really think about
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_03: Donald Trump,
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_03: starting right now.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_03: I don't care for him.
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_02: The moon and the moon and the stars
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_02: Oh Oh Oh