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Ashley's Pet Dilemma · The Joe Show

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  Speaker 2: their hand.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Well, thank you for your service. Thank you to Katie's
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  Speaker 1: dad for not only serving our country, but then gifting
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  Speaker 1: us with the best. Laying it down prodigiously with your mom.
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  Speaker 3: We don't know where yet. We don't know where yet.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I know your mom is thinking, thank you so
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  Speaker 1: much for the sweet lovemaking.
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  Speaker 2: Happy Veterans Day.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: Now, it has nothing to do with your dad or
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  Speaker 1: anything like that, but I need you to just bear
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  Speaker 1: with me on this conversation.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Because I heard a story from Ashley, and the whole
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  Speaker 1: entire time I'm like.
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  Speaker 2: What the hell? But I thought about you, too.
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  Speaker 1: When we talk about this on the air, I thought,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Katie might struggle through this.
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  Speaker 2: So just be careful.
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  Speaker 3: Now I'm wondering what it was.
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  Speaker 1: Jed, get in here, because I don't think that Jed
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  Speaker 1: heard the whole thing. Yesterday, I mean, Ashley's really seriously
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  Speaker 1: getting these intrusive thoughts of getting a dog.
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  Speaker 5: I am.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think it's a good idea for a bunch
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  Speaker 2: of reasons. And I love puppies. I love dogs. Like,
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  Speaker 2: I love dogs so much.
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  Speaker 1: Oh. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 3: This is the third time today we've been very nervous, Joe.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: We were both in here almost crying.
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  Speaker 2: It's been almost every single hour you've done this to Katie.
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  Speaker 3: But we were almost in here crying together.
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  Speaker 1: Ashley and I almost started crying because I was thinking of,
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking, because I told her, I said, hey,
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  Speaker 1: just so you know, the other thing too with getting
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  Speaker 1: like a dog is more than likely you will outlive them.
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  Speaker 1: So you get them as puppies or you rescue them
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  Speaker 1: in moments where they need a home, right? So you
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  Speaker 1: take them in and then you raise them. I started
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  Speaker 1: to think about my dogs because they're older, they're deaf.
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  Speaker 1: Like they, they got a bunch of stuff going on
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  Speaker 1: where it's like, ah, no, like this is, uh, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you don't know how much longer you have with them.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, Ashley, that, that, you know, I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: talk her out of it. That is another reason why
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  Speaker 1: you should not have it. And she's like, yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: know what to think about it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's blah, blah, blah. She's like, you know, with my ex,
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  Speaker 2: I came home and I found her.
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  Speaker 3: My I came home. Well, I was already home.
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  Speaker 5: I was just in the living room and her cat
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  Speaker 5: usually runs around and I end up finding her cat
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  Speaker 5: dead underneath the kitchen table.
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  Speaker 3: And I ran to the bedroom. I called her.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, hey, you need to come home. And
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  Speaker 5: that was trauma. Mind you, I'd only been with her
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  Speaker 5: for like a year and a half. So she had
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  Speaker 5: had this cat for maybe like 10 years. So her
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  Speaker 5: connection obviously was stronger than mine. But the fact that
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  Speaker 5: I'm bawling my eyes out on an animal that I
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  Speaker 5: just met, I was like, oh my goodness. I don't
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  Speaker 5: know if I'm emotionally prepared.
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  Speaker 2: All right. So she tells me this. It's not funny.
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  Speaker 1: And I start to think, whoa, hold on. What did
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  Speaker 1: she do with the body? Ashley just left. What was
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  Speaker 1: I supposed to do? She locked herself in the room
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  Speaker 1: and just.
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  Speaker 3: I did not know what to do. So I called her.
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  Speaker 3: She came home.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you left the cat.
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  Speaker 3: Where was I supposed to take the cat?
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  Speaker 2: Out of respect, you should have picked up the cat.
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  Speaker 3: And put him where?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I left him underneath the table.
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  Speaker 2: You found him and you just went, you know what?
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  Speaker 3: See, Katie said don't touch it.
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  Speaker 2: No, I think Katie should have.
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  Speaker 5: She came home. My ex came home. She ends up
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  Speaker 5: grabbing the cat. take it to the vet, do whatever
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  Speaker 5: it has to do, and then, yeah, very emotional.
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  Speaker 2: You should have put it on the bed.
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  Speaker 1: No!
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  Speaker 2: Maybe on the table.
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  Speaker 3: I did touch it to make sure, because I was like,
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  Speaker 3: cats do like to just lay out.
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  Speaker 2: You just poked it?
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  Speaker 3: And I just was like, Cairo, Cairo.
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  Speaker 2: Poked a dog? Or a cat?
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  Speaker 3: Cat, cat, cat, yeah. That was the first.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why, but I'm like, she should have
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  Speaker 2: picked up the cat.
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  Speaker 1: No!
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't have.
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  Speaker 2: Am I stupid to think that it's big enough to
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  Speaker 2: put in a shoebox?
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  Speaker 3: It probably, yeah. I would have put it in small enough.
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  Speaker 2: Put it in like a Nike box.
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  Speaker 5: Take one of your sneakers out. One, it wasn't my animal. Two,
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  Speaker 5: I had just met this cat. I was traumatized because, again,
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  Speaker 5: I've never gone through a loss of an animal. My
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  Speaker 5: mom just lied and said she gave her dog away.
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  Speaker 2: How long were you dating your ex when this happened?
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  Speaker 3: A year and a half.
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  Speaker 2: You just met the cat. It's been a year and
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  Speaker 2: a half.
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  Speaker 3: I was dating her, but I didn't meet her cat
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  Speaker 3: at the same time.
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  Speaker 2: You ever read the book Cat in the Hat? You
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  Speaker 2: ever watch the movie? They only knew the cat for
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  Speaker 2: like three days.
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  Speaker 1: You know how close they got to that cat.
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  Speaker 5: I know, but again, I would rather her come and
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  Speaker 5: do what she wants with her animal. What if I
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  Speaker 5: would have placed it somewhere and she's like, why did
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  Speaker 5: you touch it?
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  Speaker 4: And maybe she wanted to see where Cairo's final resting
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  Speaker 4: place was.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Cats, when they go to pass away, they hide. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: they hide.
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  Speaker 2: Some hiding spot. That is right.
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  Speaker 3: Under the table. I know.
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  Speaker 5: There was a cloth on the table, so I'm just
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  Speaker 5: looking for him. I'm like, oh, he's not moving. Then
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  Speaker 5: I get down, and I'm like, Cairo, Cairo. And I
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  Speaker 5: was like, oh, God, he's dead. And I called her,
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  Speaker 5: and I was like, hey, you need to come home
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  Speaker 5: right now.
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  Speaker 1: Any part of you think about, like, leaving so that
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  Speaker 1: you don't, like, you know. What?
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  Speaker 2: Well, there'd be a part of me that's like.
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  Speaker 3: You were there when it happened? What'd you do to
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  Speaker 3: my cat?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what'd you do to my cat?
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  Speaker 3: No, no, she never blamed me.
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  Speaker 2: Well, she did it in her head.
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  Speaker 3: But Joe had me thinking. I was like, oh, my goodness.
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  Speaker 5: I have to mentally prepare for, yeah, losing an animal
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  Speaker 5: because they don't live longer than you do. And you
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  Speaker 5: never know what they may eat or get into.
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  Speaker 2: She was devastated when her dogs passed.
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  Speaker 3: You took some time off, didn't you?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Because, I mean, I moved to Florida with them. And
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  Speaker 4: I moved here alone. I didn't know a single person.
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  Speaker 4: It was literally me and my two chihuahuas against the
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  Speaker 4: world at that point.
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  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 4: And you do have to start emotionally preparing, but even
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  Speaker 4: if you've been emotionally preparing for a long time, you're
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  Speaker 4: still never ready. But, yeah, I think you made the
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  Speaker 4: right call.
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  Speaker 3: Don't touch it. Don't touch it. Yeah. Jed, were you emotional?
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  Speaker 3: Did you touch your.
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  Speaker 2: Of course. I was there at the vet when they
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  Speaker 2: put him down.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: I was sitting right next to my dog. It's just
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  Speaker 2: a horrible idea.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What, to get a pet? For Ashley to get one.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's horrible for other reasons. Why? You're always
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  Speaker 2: on the move. What are you going to do?
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  Speaker 3: It's going to be tight. He can come with me.
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  Speaker 3: And Katie loves dogs. That's true. And I can babysit.
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing worse than someone who pawns their dogs off.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, it's only two days and I'll pay her good money.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you'll pay me?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, bottles of wine.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe in the pinot.
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  Speaker 2: She say that she will, but she won't. She'll get
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  Speaker 2: you a charted easy.
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  Speaker 3: I definitely think Ashley should get a dog. I think
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  Speaker 3: she would be an amazing dog mom. I think so too.
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  Speaker 5: Like I said, I was in Nashville with Nashville's dogs,
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  Speaker 5: a woman I'm dating, and I took her dog on
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  Speaker 5: a walk.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I could get used to this.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Don't visit her and cosplay as an owner in
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  Speaker 1: that one.
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  Speaker 5: I do want to start a petition to get those
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  Speaker 5: little green pickup bags.
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  Speaker 3: They need to be thicker.
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  Speaker 5: Because I don't want to feel how warm the poop is.
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  Speaker 5: I don't like how you can actually feel the.
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  Speaker 3: Warmth through the bag. And easier to open. So you
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  Speaker 3: don't have to be like on your fingers to get
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  Speaker 3: it to open.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. You got to get them wet.
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  Speaker 2: And to think Ashley a few days ago wanted a bunny.
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  Speaker 3: I want both.
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  Speaker 2: The life expectancy of bunnies is less than dogs.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 3: That's why maybe I should get the bunny first. Start small.
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  Speaker 3: I did have a hamster, though, so I do know.
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  Speaker 2: Mike? Yeah, Mike died.
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  Speaker 3: His name is Mike. Yeah, and my other dog, Tyler,
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  Speaker 3: he was a Yorkie.
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  Speaker 2: Start with the fish. Way too personal.
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  Speaker 3: But he died and I put him down the, oh,
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  Speaker 3: this is bad.
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  Speaker 5: I put him down the sink and he came up
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  Speaker 5: the toilet.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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