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Jackass Writers Room · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists.
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  Speaker 1: This week on the show, we have another writer's room,
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  Speaker 1: and it's not just any writer's room. It's the writers
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  Speaker 1: of Jackass.
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  Speaker 2: Jackass is the famed series in which men and recently
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  Speaker 2: some women will put themselves through physical pain in the
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  Speaker 2: name of pranks and good fun.
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  Speaker 3: It isn't all just throwing honey on people and putting
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  Speaker 3: them in bare cages, though, there's a lot of other
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  Speaker 3: stuff that goes into exactly how to turn these stunts
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  Speaker 3: into the blockbuster smashes you see on your screen.
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  Speaker 4: So get ready to pants the camera and tase your
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  Speaker 4: best friend.
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  Speaker 5: Let's listen in.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the slingshot. The slingshot was about elastic wise, I'd
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  Speaker 1: say four pushes per second.
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  Speaker 5: I have to disagree. I have to disagree. I have
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  Speaker 5: to disagree, and I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: You know, when I was testing it, they got about
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  Speaker 3: six to seven a second, And I think it's because
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  Speaker 3: the tork that we had was different. The downward velocity
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  Speaker 3: was very different than the wind we were trying it
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  Speaker 3: in the canyon.
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  Speaker 6: Is that V one or V two?
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  Speaker 5: I was on V two.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's interesting because the V three team ended up
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  Speaker 2: taking in a lot of wind calculations that I think
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  Speaker 2: we're perhaps missed and V one and V two I
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  Speaker 2: think that's very interesting.
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  Speaker 5: I do think we looked at wind calculations. As I
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  Speaker 5: mentioned velocity. V four actually just a jump in here.
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  Speaker 4: V four we had torque kind of like I felt
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  Speaker 4: like all the teams that kind of forgotten about the
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  Speaker 4: torque of the whole thing, so like the pull of
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  Speaker 4: the actual friction created.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, we had I mean I mentioned to you
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  Speaker 3: if you play the video, do we have playback here?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? We can.
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  Speaker 7: Can we play? Can you play beehive and dick?
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  Speaker 5: Uh?
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  Speaker 7: V four?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Here we go, let's watch it.
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  Speaker 6: There's a tork.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you could see the tor but it was talked about.
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  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. It's like I was the V
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  Speaker 4: four team was the one that brought up kind of
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  Speaker 4: like the torque of it, you know, Like.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just saying what we were doing. We were putting
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  Speaker 5: a beehive inside a dick.
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  Speaker 3: It was fascinating, wonderful stuff and honestly a medical marvel
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  Speaker 3: that we did that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, And to be honest, I guess torque doesn't really matter.
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  Speaker 5: It doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 1: The balls, and we talked about this in our testing.
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  Speaker 1: We workshop everything, and when we workshopped it, when we
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  Speaker 1: brought in those doctors to say can we open up
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  Speaker 1: balls and put that in there, we did figure out
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  Speaker 1: that torque is a part of the conversation.
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  Speaker 6: And this is why we test these things.
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  Speaker 5: That felt more like testicular torsion. You know, it was
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  Speaker 5: very different. It's very different than is gesticular, you know.
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  Speaker 4: And torque is the actual friction created when the ball
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  Speaker 4: is flying through.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm not a doctor, I won't speak about torch.
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  Speaker 2: We have a special testicular torque doctor who.
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  Speaker 7: Comes in and consults on these things. I would never
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  Speaker 7: over and we have.
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  Speaker 1: Honestly, we've never done an interview like this. We should
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  Speaker 1: be really we should be like really clear. Actually when
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  Speaker 1: we when we say torque, it's usually rope or atlastic
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  Speaker 1: or something we're dealing with. Dork is the way we
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  Speaker 1: can manipulate the dick and ball.
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  Speaker 3: And I also want to And there's another one that's
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  Speaker 3: a different department, and that's just.
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  Speaker 6: Kind of making.
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  Speaker 1: Bad Grandma or whatever her name is, bad Grandpa is.
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  Speaker 6: Sorry, I'm a physicist, learll no.
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  Speaker 2: And then this isn't and just to bring the people
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  Speaker 2: in because I I think it's very special to be
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  Speaker 2: behind the scenes like this. In front of the scenes
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  Speaker 2: of course, we are of course the writer's room for Jackass,
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  Speaker 2: and we have been you know, uh, devising these stunts,
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  Speaker 2: these pranks for years and years and years and years
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  Speaker 2: ever since the very beginning, and uh, we have been
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  Speaker 2: in rigorous testing in the lab for these things. I
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  Speaker 2: don't think that people aware of how much testing and
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  Speaker 2: calculations and really science and math goes into this.
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  Speaker 4: People just think it's just like, oh, like guys just
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  Speaker 4: thinking of a stupid idea to do with their friend.
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  Speaker 5: No, these are.
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  Speaker 4: Hypotheses proposed and run through very scientific. They don't do
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  Speaker 4: it until it's the final stunt. We are all testing
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  Speaker 4: it out in the back last. But once it goes through,
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  Speaker 4: when you see that final product, it has been worked
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  Speaker 4: on a workshop for maybe months and months and months
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  Speaker 4: loss of a writers were more of an engineer's kind of.
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  Speaker 1: Wet dream then, but it takes the engineer to kind
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  Speaker 1: of rewrite it almost, you know, like I'd say that
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  Speaker 1: like in the Sistine Chapel when they said let's paint
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  Speaker 1: the ceiling.
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  Speaker 6: We're the ladder.
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  Speaker 5: We're the ladder.
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  Speaker 6: We are the ladder.
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  Speaker 5: Well because what they began to realize the guys at Jackass,
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  Speaker 5: and we love these guys. We love these guys.
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  Speaker 1: We man their original Bama so much.
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  Speaker 5: Bamit.
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  Speaker 4: He's not very much involved, and we wish him a
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  Speaker 4: speedy recovery.
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  Speaker 6: Genuinely, they all mix up to me, so.
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  Speaker 5: John the one of them.
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  Speaker 6: Wild and some of the girls that come in, they're funny.
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  Speaker 5: As some of the girls.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, I think we all recall the movie from a
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  Speaker 7: few years ago. And she did a great job.
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  Speaker 5: Did a great job, Jessica. We did a great job.
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  Speaker 7: We did a great job.
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  Speaker 3: Very exciting because we began to realize when you're working
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  Speaker 3: in a Jackass franchise that the writing is really ad
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  Speaker 3: libs for the actors. And they still had a writing budget,
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  Speaker 3: so they said, let's throw that into science.
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  Speaker 5: So we came in.
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  Speaker 3: I'm technically a writer, the only writer with a pH
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  Speaker 3: d in physics. Very funny, but yeah, I get a
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  Speaker 3: writer's salary to do real experiments every day, and it's
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  Speaker 3: so fun and it's so exciting.
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  Speaker 1: It was weird when on the writers strike, I felt
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  Speaker 1: like that's not our Yeah, but we'll.
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  Speaker 6: Do it happy March.
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  Speaker 5: They really were grateful for our pick. Remember my sign,
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  Speaker 5: my picket sign, that's fun shooting fireworks out the building.
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  Speaker 5: That was crazy.
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  Speaker 2: We're as slapping picket sign that was really that would
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  Speaker 2: go no AI on this side and then it would slap.
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  Speaker 6: But the first there's our residuals. Suck my dick.
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  Speaker 5: I accidentally slapped Lou Diamond Phillips's ass.
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  Speaker 3: Ah writers and we worked really hard. We work in
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  Speaker 3: uh Chatsworth and an old red Bull factory that they've converted.
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  Speaker 5: Into a laboratory.
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  Speaker 6: Thank god. We share a space with Accura.
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  Speaker 5: Thank god. We share a space with the car company Accurate.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know those commercials that they they performatively will
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  Speaker 1: show you like a crash dummy like video. We use
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  Speaker 1: that room with We share a space. That's the room
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  Speaker 1: we use.
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  Speaker 2: Your Accurate and us have been such wonderful collaborators. And
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  Speaker 2: we found that, you know, it's expensive to purchase crash
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  Speaker 2: test dummies. I think that people are not aware that
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  Speaker 2: the reason cars are so expensive is that the crash
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  Speaker 2: test dummies are cost a lot to make.
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  Speaker 5: That's actually the price of a car.
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  Speaker 4: You think it's all the like the computer and technology
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  Speaker 4: is the crash dummy is one of the most expensive things.
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  Speaker 5: In the planet Earth. And we want to say this,
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  Speaker 5: it's rare. It's a rare.
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  Speaker 3: Monopolies are illegal and the one company that makes crash
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  Speaker 3: test dummies, you guys are crooks. You guys are liars.
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  Speaker 3: You guys are monster.
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  Speaker 4: Dummy thick, TM dummy thick. You gotta be broken up
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  Speaker 4: and we're going to take your take.
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  Speaker 6: Take you sleep at night.
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  Speaker 2: Dummym you need to get a spine, though your dolls
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  Speaker 2: don't have one. I would hope the people who design
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  Speaker 2: you have a moral compass. You got to put a
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  Speaker 2: moral compass in those things you are making me sick.
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  Speaker 3: As acuras are cummings for you, dummy thick, every heady
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  Speaker 3: and accurate acries.
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  Speaker 5: There's weirdly what wonderful thing about.
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  Speaker 6: That we keep going to accurate pronouns without saying our names.
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  Speaker 4: I will say I will just before we say a
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  Speaker 4: beautiful thing happening at the accurate company behind the scenes.
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  Speaker 5: The proportional amount.
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  Speaker 3: Of he they making their masculinity incredible way the accurate
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  Speaker 3: factory needs to be studied.
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  Speaker 5: And I don't know what culture going on.
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  Speaker 6: Is all he him Honda.
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  Speaker 3: The first he they majority factory, and.
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  Speaker 2: The Heveys are a majority shareholder. They have a seat
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  Speaker 2: at the table, so they do get to choose financial decisions.
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  Speaker 7: And it's just a beautiful thing to say anyways.
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  Speaker 6: But that's them, right, And this is that's us. This
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  Speaker 6: is us. Huh, but this is us.
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  Speaker 7: That's us, this is us.
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  Speaker 4: I would have loved if it just had twenty more pranks.
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  Speaker 4: You know, in the hospital giving birth to the doctor goes.
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  Speaker 5: Whoa baby does a kick flip?
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  Speaker 6: I can't great.
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  Speaker 1: And the dad's too serious. When dads are serious in shows,
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  Speaker 1: where's the dad being silly?
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  Speaker 3: I wish they woke many more up by slapping Flower
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  Speaker 3: on her face.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, big hand, big, big hand, slap flower. I would
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  Speaker 5: have liked the show if they did that when she
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  Speaker 5: was old.
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  Speaker 1: I would have been funny if she was old, and
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  Speaker 1: then when she was young, wake her up with them
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  Speaker 1: with her titties.
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  Speaker 6: She's old, she's I'm a scientist science because.
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  Speaker 2: There are so many shows that could be improved upon
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  Speaker 2: with pranks, and I think we should let's jump into
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  Speaker 2: some of them. Okay, say yes to the dress for one.
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  Speaker 2: If there was no punishment, this dress doesn't work. A
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  Speaker 2: big claw machine grabs it, yanks it off.
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  Speaker 5: Say yes to the dress.
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  Speaker 3: Try this dress on surprise full peanut butter, especially if
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  Speaker 3: it's natural organic.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, chunky, chunky.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you don't like the straps on this dress will
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  Speaker 1: make them scorpions. Scorpions, scorpions holding up your dress, Hold
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  Speaker 1: up your dress, scorpions.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, oh, you know, you know what.
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  Speaker 3: I think there should be some pranks on secret lives
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  Speaker 3: and Mormon wives too much draws.
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  Speaker 1: Put jelly in their mouths, but in their mouths that
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  Speaker 1: I feel like.
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  Speaker 5: That's great.
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  Speaker 4: If Mormon lives, secret lives, of war lives could just
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  Speaker 4: be improved if we just put jelly in their mouth.
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  Speaker 2: It's so hard to talk call someone a bitch when
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  Speaker 2: there's jelly in your mouth.
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  Speaker 5: It would be so funny.
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  Speaker 4: I think, such a funny prank to put jelly in
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  Speaker 4: your mouth.
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  Speaker 6: I think you'd stop, just honestly, starting so much drama.
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  Speaker 2: This gossip, because you'd have to think about the extra price.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I could open my mouth, but all this
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  Speaker 2: jelly might fall out.
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  Speaker 5: Show antiques roads.
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  Speaker 4: I think, oh my god, if some of them were
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  Speaker 4: guitars instead of antiques.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, some of the antiques had a jack
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  Speaker 2: in the box function.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, if they're reviewing it, and so in
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  Speaker 5: this if you see that, oh.
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  Speaker 1: My god, google clock a big grandfather clock. It's a
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  Speaker 1: balls and dick.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, googoo clock. Big grandfather clock is a big balls
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  Speaker 4: and dick. That's crazy prank. If the guy has to
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  Speaker 4: be like, so, what where did you How long has
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  Speaker 4: this been in your house?
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  Speaker 5: What about? What about? What about? What about?
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  Speaker 3: We put we put painte mache on a guy's penis
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  Speaker 3: and then he tries to sell his own penis on there.
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  Speaker 5: That's good, and.
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  Speaker 2: You know how much is the pain is worth? And
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  Speaker 2: then they have to come up with a number.
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  Speaker 6: Let's do Let's do the Morning Show with Jennifer Aniston.
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  Speaker 3: Jennifer probably take Preace Witherspoon, put jelly in her mouth.
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  Speaker 6: Flap her on the ass, I put her on a
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  Speaker 6: ferris wheel.
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  Speaker 5: The frank. The prank is just laper on the put
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  Speaker 5: her in a ferris We're scientists. Scientists are sky right now.
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  Speaker 5: This is half of the job is blue sky.
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  Speaker 7: This is a blue sky situation.
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  Speaker 5: So we should we introduce ourselves.
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  Speaker 3: I think, yeah, sorry, we're so used to not introducing
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  Speaker 3: ourselves because they don't like to know our names.
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  Speaker 2: There, yeah, and because we already know each other, so
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  Speaker 2: normally we don't have to do it. We Usually it's
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  Speaker 2: not a natural thing to introduce yourself to somebody who
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  Speaker 2: wasn't even there, now.
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  Speaker 1: That I think about it, Johnny, every time he looks
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  Speaker 1: at me, he goes hire number two, higher number two,
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  Speaker 1: because he remembers in the order in which we are hired.
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  Speaker 6: Oh oh, yes, he always calls me higher number.
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  Speaker 5: Two, number two, number number two.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? How are how are we? I'm lens
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  Speaker 1: D Model and.
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  Speaker 7: Well this morning?
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  Speaker 6: Hey, hey, it's okay. I am lens D. Model.
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  Speaker 1: I am a chemistist, a physicist, and most popularly, a
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  Speaker 1: testicular specialist, most.
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  Speaker 5: Popular for most most popular around the office.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, that's why we like you, and I think
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  Speaker 1: it's it's I am usually you've got a gift.
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  Speaker 4: It feels like it feels like your ability to I've
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  Speaker 4: never thought of what a testicle could do or what
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  Speaker 4: a thing could happen to a testical before you arrived
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  Speaker 4: my life. You are poetry emotion, but you're poetry with
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  Speaker 4: the little two balls hanging off the message.
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  Speaker 6: So much I appreciate that.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I I went to Brown and my major
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  Speaker 1: was chemistry and I had a minor in testicular.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 4: What's the doctor that like heads that department, the minor
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  Speaker 4: in testicular.
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  Speaker 6: His name was doctor Founder, doctor Fower Founder.
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  Speaker 5: You know doctor Fowder. I do not know anything about him.
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  Speaker 5: It's a really deep Do you know so much about
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  Speaker 5: doctor found? Guys didn't read his research paper?
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  Speaker 6: Of course I did. I took his class. What do
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  Speaker 6: you know about so?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I should introduce myself. I guess that that
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  Speaker 4: kind of ties into it. My name is Reggie Dank
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  Speaker 4: and I think I've met someone like exactly, is there
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  Speaker 4: somebody named this there's the television show.
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  Speaker 5: Never mind, that's not my name.
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  Speaker 6: It's okay. My name is Lens.
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  Speaker 5: The Model.
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  Speaker 4: My name is Reggie the Titan. Titan, Reggie the Titan.
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  Speaker 1: He's always watching remember the Titans's popular.
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  Speaker 5: Word Reggie and the word remember are so close. That
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  Speaker 5: is Reggie the Titan. Remember that.
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  Speaker 6: It almost it almost could beg It's crazy. Yeah, he
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  Speaker 6: can't eat without that movie on.
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  Speaker 5: He I want to remember the Titans.
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  Speaker 3: I actually think that is a concern because I've seen
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  Speaker 3: you not eat when the movies not on.
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  Speaker 5: No, if movies not on, I'm not watching, I'm not eating.
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  Speaker 6: And he said, you can't sleep unless it's playing.
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  Speaker 5: No, it has to be playing. I just love it.
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  Speaker 7: It's sort of like a metronome for your life. You
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  Speaker 7: have to have it.
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  Speaker 4: They all play on the same team at the end,
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  Speaker 4: right side, right side?
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  Speaker 5: How did you not know that? I knew that. But
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  Speaker 5: the one that says the right side, I'm the one
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  Speaker 5: that says right side. That's what confused me. Anyway.
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  Speaker 4: Basically, the best we to explain myself is like, I'm
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  Speaker 4: not I'm not classically trained.
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  Speaker 5: Basically.
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  Speaker 4: You know when you see those videos of like people
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  Speaker 4: in like Africa that the build a plane or something,
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  Speaker 4: that's kind of like what I did. That's like how
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  Speaker 4: Jackass found me out. I was in the middle of Mississippi,
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  Speaker 4: just kind of like podunktown in the backwoods. But I
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  Speaker 4: actually built one of the best prank machines in the world.
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  Speaker 4: It was this solar powered fart machine. It would be
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  Speaker 4: charged by the sun and let out the biggest rips
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  Speaker 4: in the world.
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  Speaker 5: That whole town would clear out.
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  Speaker 2: And you've got You've advanced so much since then, because
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  Speaker 2: that machine was massive. It's like those old computers they
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  Speaker 2: used to have that took up the size of a room.
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  Speaker 2: The amount of gears and levers in this fark machine. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and now you can do that with a single computer.
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  Speaker 4: Check.
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  Speaker 6: Can I heard a rumor?
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead, I heard a rumor that your great grandfather
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  Speaker 1: invented the dunk tank.
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  Speaker 5: So that is a rumor. It's not true. That's so weird.
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  Speaker 7: Damn it.
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  Speaker 6: Where did you hear that?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, I'm kidding. It's true, it's true. It's true.
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  Speaker 4: My grandfather invented the dunk tank. His name was I
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  Speaker 4: don't want to say it on TV, but so his name,
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  Speaker 4: I guess I'll say I just knew.
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  Speaker 6: I knew you were very famous.
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  Speaker 4: When if you say his name fast, it sounds like
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: a very mean thing to call it a person I
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: don't want I'm kidding. I'm not going to say that
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: on TV. His name is Ronald Dunk. So if you
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: say that fast, it could be.
• 17:03
  Speaker 7: Something bad.
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: Runk maybe if you say it crazy. And so he
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: invented the dunk tank, but he just like was hated
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: how like society treated him after that?
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: You know, because his.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: What a useless invention though, so I imagine useless. But
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: in that time, pre prank us, it was the first.
• 17:27
  Speaker 7: He was ahead of his time.
• 17:28
  Speaker 6: But back in the day they.
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: Looked at it and scoffed at it, and he was
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: doing something that changed the world forever.
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: And so he got out of there. He moved.
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: He kind of became a drunk, very angry, angry man.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: And I only met him a couple of times.
• 17:48
  Speaker 6: But it runs, you're kind of You're a big deal.
• 17:52
  Speaker 6: You're a big deal.
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: So I'm self taught.
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: I did a lot of reading by myself, you know,
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: when the internet was going to go down to the
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: library and read kind of like articles artistic and articles
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: on like what happens when the body iNeST something, or
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: what happens when the skin is irritated, you know, just articles, articles, articles, articles, articles, articles.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: So that's just me, that's just me. Wow, Reggie the Titan, the.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: Titan, Hi, everybody, My name is Guy Bagul, and I
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: of course, uh they call me the e A Games section.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: E A stands for explosions, animals and games.
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: So I'm in charge of we just said a games
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: in the game because they like me a game sport
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: that's what it is. Yeah yeah, yeah, so e A
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: Games and the game. It's in the game. A Games
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: is in the game. That's me. I yeah.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: So if anything blows up, if any animal is doing
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: something interesting, or if they're playing the game, that's what
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: I'm up to.
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: Again.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: I went to Oxford. I got a pH d in physics,
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: and so if you need something to full, I can
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: make it happen. If you need something to go from
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: one place to another, I can tell you how it's
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: gonna happen.
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: And that's what I like to do.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: I mean, you're kind of like the physics master, like
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: in terms of explosions and getting things to lift off.
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: It's like nobody has the touch like you do.
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: I know what everything's going to do. It's almost like
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: a sixth sense, you know.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: I know exactly if this camera were to fall, it
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: would hit right there, three feet that way. That would
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: knock the stool over that way. I mean, I know
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: how everything's gonna fall. The world is my Domino's. The
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: only chaotic, uncontrollable factor is these men's kind of fluid bodies, right,
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: they move in weird ways that I can't predict, and
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: they are at.
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: A very strange, interesting body, gangly, weird muscles, weird.
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: As you can't.
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's hard to test and.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: I can't tell you. I can't tell you the density
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: of Steve O. It changes by the minute. And so
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: when I'm putting him in a cannon, it could go
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: one way, it could go another way.
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: It depends on how much monster he drank that morning. Yeah, literally,
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: And it's really crazy.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: No, Now there are variables and we are writing for them,
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: and so it's.
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: They can't be hard.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: I know, I know, I bet you wish that they
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: were just crash test dummies. And I know you've pitched
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: this before because the equilibrium would be but unfortunately, nobody
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: wants to watch a crushed test dummy on TV.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Something don't want to And and it's what's hard is
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: that I spend a lot of time with those crash
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: test dummies and they're wonderful people.
• 20:26
  Speaker 6: I don't think.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: So that's my thing, because you're always saying they're cast,
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: they would be better cast, and I have to I
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: have to rub up against that because I think I
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: know that they're predictable for you, So as a scientist,
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: you love them because they're they're reliable, I know.
• 20:40
  Speaker 7: But I gotta say, You've got to stop spending Thanksgiving
• 20:42
  Speaker 7: with them.
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: You just put it what you mean, it's.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Eerie, kind of weird, eery because I get it you
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: are just a little creepy.
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: I make enough food just for me. I know.
• 20:57
  Speaker 7: It's weird.
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: I know they're not eating. I know that not real.
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: I know they're not eating.
• 21:02
  Speaker 7: Okay, I know.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: They're Even if you know they're not eating, why are
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: you still sitting with them?
• 21:08
  Speaker 7: And why do you serve them a plate?
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: Because I know exactly what they're gonna do.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: You know, I want to go to a Thanksgiving where
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: my uncle's gonna bring something up about guat them all
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: out of the blue. I can't predict that. I can't
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: know what that's gonna be. The dummies are gonna sit,
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: they're gonna listen. They're gonna wear a picture of Channing
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: Tatum's face on their face.
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: And that's what's gonna happen.
• 21:28
  Speaker 6: Such a massive red flag. Guy.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: It's as guess what, I'm single and I want to
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: be proud single guy over here.
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: And guess what.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: You gotta care if I'm the Instagram bio change your
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: Instagram guy, you can't.
• 21:43
  Speaker 6: Use the color of that emoji.
• 21:44
  Speaker 7: You can't use, not yours to use out over.
• 21:51
  Speaker 6: Here, you can't use that.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: I'm a proud single guy and I don't care if
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: I have red flags because I'm.
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: Not waving them for you, baby, I'm waving them for me,
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: and I like way they look.
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: Let's go back to science.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: You're better That science is important to me and I
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: love it and I can't wait to show you guys
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: what happens in this new jackass, because the things that
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: are flying, the things that are buying, the things that
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: aren't exploding are very exciting.
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: And you had a big hand in that.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: Actually, I think like you had for this specific jackass
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: that's just coming on.
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: I mean you kind of like change the game a
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: little bit. We're saving the best for last right now.
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: You are the crow.
• 22:22
  Speaker 7: Well, of course I am. I am my name Hi, Hello,
• 22:26
  Speaker 7: my name is MICHAELA.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Swimming And I am a person who is what is
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: what is?
• 22:32
  Speaker 7: What is my job here?
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: Is?
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: I am known around here as the composer, the prank composer.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: I sort of you know, I assist with the science,
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: of course, but I am I'm tying multiple elements together
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: and making sure that they all work in harmony.
• 22:49
  Speaker 7: And you know, I was raised in a.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: Family where my father was a bee keeper and my
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: mother was a prank clown and she had all these
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: sort of like handshake buzzers and uh, you know, fake
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: fake poops, fake turds.
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: She ran a juicture greatness destined.
• 23:07
  Speaker 7: For and they were always fighting.
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: And you know what I mean, I can't imagine they
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: had anything in common.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: You know, they to be honest, my father was a
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: quiet man.
• 23:16
  Speaker 7: He just tended to the bees.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Honestly, must have been good sex, and honestly, must have
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: been must have been just really good.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: I don't like to imagine the sex of my parents.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: Of course, I mean I am grateful to the sex.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: It's why I am here, of course. But all they're
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: just looking grateful to the sex.
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: To your sex, and we all take a moment.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: I think it's important to say we're grateful to our
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: parents sex.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: I am grateful for my parents sex. I know that
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: they met at a night club in Berlin.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Do you ever look at a sunset and go I
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: couldn't look at this if my parents didn't have sex.
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: I know they did.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: It is a beautiful thing, and unfortunately whatever the sex
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: they were having, it did not translate to a happy marriage.
• 23:58
  Speaker 7: There were bees thrown around the room.
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: And and you got through bees.
• 24:04
  Speaker 7: Oh god, he was throwing bees. It was terrifying, terrifying.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: He would ball them up in his hand and he
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: would toss them at my mother, who would spot them
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: away with a big hand buzzer.
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: The bees would get electrocuted.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: You'd think you would kill them, but in fact it
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: would only make them stronger. Then when you got stung,
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: you'd be electrocuted as well.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: And so there's what a mad house sounds like.
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: A weird.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: I'm playing Lincoln Logs in the corner, just trying to
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: make everybody happy. I'm looking at my homework and I'm
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: trying to make everything work. But it's like, you know,
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: I went to a Montessori school, so my my homework
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: from first through seventh grade was Lincoln Logs, legos and
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: French cooking.
• 24:52
  Speaker 7: And then I had to fight.
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: We are diving into this past like trying to get.
• 25:01
  Speaker 7: Back to the future.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: But the point is I had to juggle all of
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: these things in my past, and I had to, like
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: a my astro, conduct them back and forth so that
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: I would escape unscathed from the household from which I
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: was raised. So in the office, I function as sort
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: of a a a my astro, a conductor, and I
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: siphon pranks together.
• 25:22
  Speaker 7: If you have an ass slapping.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Component and you have a falling off a skyscraper component,
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: I make sure they combine with a story that makes
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: sense for everybody.
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: Which got to one of our best pranks, slap my ass,
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: so I fall off this building.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: That vintage stuff, right, that's vintage.
• 25:41
  Speaker 6: We're not plugged in at all for that.
• 25:43
  Speaker 7: That's but yes, it's analog. Exactly.
• 25:45
  Speaker 6: What's important about.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: After we just all go around is think about each
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: one of our specialties that we just talked about. They
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: don't stand alone on this show without the other. Like
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: like I try to be as creative as I can,
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: I can't be that creative right when I say jelly
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: in the mouth.
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: That doesn't do anything.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: You could come in and you rewrite my pitches and
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: you do them in such a bold way. But then
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: you'll come in and say something and I go, you
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: can't do that with the balls, you can't do that.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: I love the way that we all get together and
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: allow our brains to do what they do it's very
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: exciting turn on. We'll bringe something in. Somebody will see
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: something out in the world. You know, they'll see uh,
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: Janitor's buffing machine, right, and we're bringing in and we'll
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: stare at it like look, I imagine the animators of
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: the Lion King stared at lions in order to create
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: their art. Because we walk around and we'll poke around
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: at it and we'll say what can this do? And
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: then and then you'll hold it up and you'll hold
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: it up to my chest and be like, how does
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: that make you feel? And then you know, sometimes it
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: does I will say turned sensual. Yeah, when we start
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: playing with an experiment.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: The line between experimenting and s and m is just
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: like it's so all.
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: The time these days, it's so thin, and that the
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: warehouse gets so hot. It is they I just wish
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: at your wood install some some you know, a c.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: And warm blasting Sam Smith, and we just get a
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: little naughty.
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: At some point they're playing body shop. We're in a
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: body shop. You're running, you're rubbing fly tape on me. Ye, suck?
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: Does it start or feel good?
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: And you're rubbing up and down my chest to get
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: stuck fly swatter accidentally hitting your bums.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: And I'm going harder because it won't be a bigger punishment.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: And then you go, wait, am I asking for it
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: to be harder because I want it to be or
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: because I'm a scientist.
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: Yes, we have all signed a sexual amnesty clause.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: If you have, so, it's like it's like international waters
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: in there.
• 27:44
  Speaker 6: It's maritime law for it is.
• 27:49
  Speaker 7: It is maritime law. We are Switzerland. It is all okay,
• 27:56
  Speaker 7: it's all okay.
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: Because of that, it means nothing. I still can be
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: a proud single guy. Yeah, be getting railed.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: I had a fun game that I thought of, just now,
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: would it be fun to like name a prank and
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: then break down how it came to be.
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: Oh, I love it.
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: That's great because sometimes Johnny will bring pranks.
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: Sometimes this idea and then we have to kind of
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: reverse engineer it.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: But then a lot of the times I say it,
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: we pitch it as a team.
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: And they come in, they come in on a Google doc.
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: Man, it's so crazy to see twenty five anonymous animals
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: in the corner.
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: Anonymous, Ia, anonymous, Walrus, anonymous, are so many notes we
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: don't know who they are, but they are.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: They are literally it's almost like they've all been turned
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: on and they're all going crazy now.
• 28:41
  Speaker 7: They will not log in, They will not reveal themselves.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Devo is anonymous cockroach. Yes, I know every time, every
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: damn time Google, we got you Android.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: Okay, So let's re engineer a rocket ship in but
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: pushes you in a plane?
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: Great engineering?
• 29:01
  Speaker 7: Well that's all yeah, like re engineers.
• 29:03
  Speaker 6: And like how to break them down?
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: How did this come to be?
• 29:06
  Speaker 7: Sort of the behind the music, as you guys.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: Know, The break is, Uh, Johnny Knoxville has a rocket
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: ship like a little rocket in his butt, like a
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: giant like kind of firework that doesn't set off, that
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: pushes He's in a little rowboat, a duck boat, and
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: it pushes him actually across the boat. And the contest
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: to see how hoo can get the farthest.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: And me was he strapped to the rocket like on
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: his belly and zooming like sticking out of his but ro.
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: So he's standing on the boat.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: He's using the Roman candle as the propeller to shoot
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: him across still laying.
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: Yes, we used it a summer camp.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: We rented in a summer camp. It was a canoe,
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: if I want to be specific. Because that boat, we
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: couldn't we couldn't start working with bigger boats till we
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: started dealing with a small space and the crash dummies.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: It was easy to stick that stuff in their butt
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: because it was it was easy.
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: I'll tell you why it was so easy. It was
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: so okay.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: So yeah, actually, I actually I am a little concerned,
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: and I just meant, like I.
• 30:09
  Speaker 6: Started and move on.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: Lady fingers into a turkey, you have some motivation.
• 30:16
  Speaker 6: Is one of the worst of that was so disgusting.
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: But that's what that's what is at the bottom of
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: a urmy is lady time.
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: That's the pastry saying a lady's fingers.
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: That's what I was thinking.
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: That's just one of the most disgusting visuals about discussing.
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: That's what I thought. You're discussing. You're perfect. I'm talking
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: about lady fingers the pastry.
• 30:38
  Speaker 6: No, you're talking about sticking something up.
• 30:43
  Speaker 7: The pastry into another pastry.
• 30:45
  Speaker 6: Is worse for me.
• 30:46
  Speaker 7: I would rather be ladies fingers.
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: You don't understand. The pastry is part of the pastry.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: Lady fingers are the bottom is a dish.
• 30:58
  Speaker 6: The dish can go into the pastry.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: I want to talk about something else because I'm going.
• 31:04
  Speaker 6: To get heated and I can't be around and.
• 31:07
  Speaker 7: I can't be what I'm going to do the day.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: So we're trying to set off these these crash test dummies.
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: One of the hardest things I will say is trying,
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: like mathematically, trying to find the right type of firework
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: rocket that would be stuck up his bum, that wouldn't
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: explode his asshole.
• 31:23
  Speaker 6: We have a an overall deal with the firework store.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: To look at those fireworks JoJo's JoJo's Explode Room, Explode
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Room in Santa Anna.
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: We have an overall deal with a fireworks shock in
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: Santa Ana.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: So we expletely and we get deliveries and they drop
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: off stuff that they're working with and we work with
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: their stuff. We'll be like, oh, can we use this
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: to get Johnny in the river and move him?
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: I mean trying to find that right, I mean, it
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: was like test and retest and retest and reach.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: And we optioned. We optioned a lot of fireworks from
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: them for this.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because sometimes we don't want them to be selling
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: some of the really cool fireworks were using exactly.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: Because you don't want to see what's coming out of
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: Johnny knox Hill's ass.
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: And I've seen that before fourth of July. That's the
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: one that came out of Johnny Knoxhill's ass.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think what's the hardest thing exactly, what's the
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: hardest thing about our job is we have to make
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: sure that prank wasn't done before.
• 32:38
  Speaker 6: We have to mean them to it so we can.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: If we like, I remember when we heard Way Moods
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: were going to come out, we were like, let's do
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: a prank before these kids start doing those pranks.
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: Jack ass boys in a car with no driver.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: What let's just say if there isn't a way more
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: bit in this movie already, which I can almost guarantee.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: There and we and the reason we don't know is
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: because we haven't seen the final cut yet. We're still
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: We're still it's there, absolutely has to be.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: There are new inventions that come to our desk and
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: we go, we got to crack this now.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: One of those I mean, those those those little Postmate robots,
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: those Coco bots.
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: We one in.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: We brought a Cocoa bot in and we were poking
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: around it. We all had some very.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Had some very exciting ideas for that. I mean mine was,
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: of course, you open it up and there are a
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: bunch of spiders and uh, they are in a like a.
• 33:35
  Speaker 6: Big hot dog.
• 33:36
  Speaker 7: So you don't see the spiders right away a hot dog, but.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: They are crawling around and so you might take a
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: bite and then find out a little too late once
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: it's in your mouth that there is a spider and there.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my idea was that we we we put Stevo
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: in there in the cocoa bot. He's kind of sitting up,
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: growing up, and we make a little blowhole, put Dick out,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: and then drive that coco that that Postmates bot to
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: a nunnery and then watch these nuns look for their
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: coffee in the in the bot.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: It's a little little dick and a cocoa bot. Send
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: it to a nunnery.
• 34:17
  Speaker 7: Get me to a nunnery, I say.
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: Get Dick to a nunnery.
• 34:22
  Speaker 7: Get Dick.
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: My fitch was what I wanted.
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: To make the cocobot pretty big and people be like,
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: what the hell is in there?
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: So they open up m M.
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: A fighter comes out, punches you in the head, punches
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: you in the head.
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: Fis coming out.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: We men going like, what is in this boom knocked out?
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: Really fun and and my trick I was going to
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: do a classic prank where uh, they're on the street
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: and you're watching civilians look at someone on Sunset Boulevard
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: and one of our guys goes in to grab something
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: out of the cocobot disappears completely inside of it.
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: Oh ye, drives away. So we have a more situation.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: We have mirrors, and that's gonna kind of people being like, wait.
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: What the what's happening with this crazy thing?
• 35:02
  Speaker 6: But you know, at the end of the day, we
• 35:03
  Speaker 6: bring all these ideas to Johnny.
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and we have a strict rule, like because there's
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: a fine line between jackass and Impractical Jokers, and it's.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Hall we had, you know, we had a coco Bot
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: pitch that ended up we ended up selling it to
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: the Impractical Jokers, which was baby trapped in cocobot, can't
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: get out, and we put a baby monitor inside of
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: a coco Bot and so everyone thought, oh my god,
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: there's a baby in here.
• 35:32
  Speaker 7: What are we gonna do?
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: And we can tell the voice there's an artistic voice.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: The second that pitch came to our desk and then
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: it was Baby, we go Jackass isn't Baby, it's old
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: novel and men.
• 35:41
  Speaker 6: Yes, then we send that off.
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: I would say the difference between Jackass and practical jokers.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: Jackasses feels like internally created by fourteen year olds and
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: practical jokers feels internally created by forty five year olds.
• 35:52
  Speaker 6: Yes, And I will say there's who's doing it's different.
• 35:55
  Speaker 7: There was some crossover.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: There is a kind of a secret I'm blowing up
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: the spot right now, but there's a secret underground marketplace
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: where people share pranks and sell prank cities see each other.
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: It's called the whack market and it's really talk.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: About a little nervous talking about the whack Market. I
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: won't disclose the location, of course, but it is literally underground.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: We meet in secrecy. There are robes involved, there are candles.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: There is a secret society and passwords as well. And
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: we exchange. We exchange ideas with uh the with well
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: punked when it was still around change.
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: UH, scare control whatever that is called that show?
• 36:41
  Speaker 7: What would you do with John KeyOne?
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: We were such a different and he has a great idea,
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: he really did.
• 36:50
  Speaker 6: We do a lot of work with.
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: It's going to work what would you do?
• 36:55
  Speaker 7: It was an idea for a dick and a tractor
• 36:57
  Speaker 7: that I just can't pull off.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: We accidentally switched suitcases once and I accidentally I walked
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: in and I pitched Johnny Knoxville. Uh.
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: You see a Latina woman get fired from her job
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: and that didn't work.
• 37:10
  Speaker 6: I mean, mister beast is down there.
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: Mister beast is down there.
• 37:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, mister come down there.
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: People down there, the guys who do the trick shots
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: are down there. Oh yeah, yeah what And you know
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: remember when the hollyweed guy came in and he was
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: pitching that for years.
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: He himself made it happen.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: And I don't want this to Please do not search
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: the whack market. I don't want to wake up the
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: jelly in my mouth tomorrow morning.
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: Okay, you really.
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: Don't, And I will say it.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: People, people online have a conspiracy that it's that grilled
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: cheese restaurant on Librea.
• 37:44
  Speaker 6: It's not.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: It's not the grilled cheese. People just go there, and
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: there's no reason it's been open for fifteen years. There's
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: no reason it's stayed open. But it's it's a good idea.
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: That's why it's open.
• 37:56
  Speaker 7: That's weird.
• 37:57
  Speaker 6: That's why they're there.
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: Only grill fun grilled cheese. Yeah, what if I want
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: some peanut butter and jelly and my grilled.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: You're telling me that somebody is getting a bree pearre
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: geese every day.
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: And the funniest thing about that is you don't need
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: to melt that grey are No, it'd be better if
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: it wasn't hot greair.
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: Don't mind if I don't, it's not don't mind, I don't.
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: I think we should do our segment that we do
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: at the end of every workday called don't mind.
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: If I don't, don't mind if I don't. It's just
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: kind of loosens.
• 38:41
  Speaker 6: It helps us. It helps us generate things where we
• 38:43
  Speaker 6: think of things that we don't want to happen to us.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: And usually the boys go, do that to me, so
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: we go, Okay, if we're suck, let's just say a
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: bunch of stuff we don't want to happen to our body.
• 38:52
  Speaker 7: Sitting in a bear trap. Don't mind if I don't
• 38:55
  Speaker 7: miss me with that.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, I sat down at a movie theater and just
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: and instead of that my theater seat, it's quicksand covered
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: in come.
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: Don't mind if I don't quicksand covered and come, don't
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: Oh no, I'm singing it quicksand it's the pranksters.
• 39:17
  Speaker 6: Pba J No it is not.
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: Yes, it is click sands covered to come. You're saying
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: that's the pranksters. pH.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: Don't mind if I don't, don't mind, if I don't,
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: don't mind if I don't.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: Be on her first date and the date goes to
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: the bathroom, but you think she's actually left you because
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: she's been gone for forty five minutes, and then she
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: comes back covered in poop poop, don't don't.
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: Being in South Africa, and you know how they drag
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: those fake seals behind the boats in order to the
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: great white trucks can jump up and they can get
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: amazing shots that you being the seal that's terrified.
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: I know, I genuinely got a little scared.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Is gonna helt it taking a big old poop in
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: the d s A at the Austin Airport.
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: Don't mind.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: I don't getting getting into going to an into a
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: port at Coachella. But the coach but you little do
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: you know it's on a moving train and it's gonna
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: be a and it's gonna be a bullet train and
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: it's gonna go be a bullet to northern California.
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: Don't mind, don't don't.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: Uh going into a grocery store covered in marshmallow fluff
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: and then falling into all the open cereals and a
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: cereal aisle and ending up being a big old piece
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: of cereal and then some big old baby like from Honey,
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: I blew up.
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: The kids wants to eat you don't mind. Start off
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: really strong, and then it's just off. We've got to
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: put ourselves to bed.
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: It's a session. I definitely don't want.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: I don't I wouldn't want to be on a motorcycle
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: and go through through the skim store and get spanked
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: by Kim Kardashian.
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: Don't don't mind, I don't want. I don't want to
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: do that.
• 40:56
  Speaker 6: See and then we go, Now I'm doing too much.
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: When that happens, you wait a second. I kind of
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: want to do that. We found the gray? Are we
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: found the gray and that can be the next thing.
• 41:05
  Speaker 6: It's just enough for the audience to go. But what
• 41:07
  Speaker 6: if I did that? We man on a motorcycle, small
• 41:11
  Speaker 6: mini motorcycles.
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: Middle motorcycle driving through the skinny store naked getting spanked
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: by Kim Kardashian, and we have the Kim Kardashian plug in,
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: the plug in, the plug in where it's the Glade
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: plug in, but it's the scent of it's the.
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: Glade plug in because it smells like sandal would.
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: But then we got to do this, like people will
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: want to watch this little vignette because it's like, we
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: see Kim Kardashian and she goes, Hi, I'm Kim Kardashian.
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: This is this is jacket, this is the naked skimscore motorcycle.
• 41:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah. No, I mean, it's so fun to get cameos.
• 41:40
  Speaker 6: We should talk about some.
• 41:41
  Speaker 7: Of this is a little bit of a spoiler, but.
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: In the new Jackass movies, starting off with, of course
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: the biggest cameo, we've one of the biggest cameos we've
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: ever had, Rudy Juliani.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: I mean we've been trying to get Juliani, I'd say
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: for every movie I've been on for at least five years.
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: And the problem is he's been too available to the
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: point where I know he actually we us.
• 42:07
  Speaker 7: Him for a veil checks and he sends us a
• 42:09
  Speaker 7: full calendar.
• 42:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and you know what. He ended up getting cut
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: from the final cut of this movie, so he will
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: not be in.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: But ultimately you want someone who will say, maybe I
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: might be a veil, because you don't want them to
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: be super happy to do the prank.
• 42:22
  Speaker 6: No, we need them to look a little bust exactly.
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: I will say he was.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: Too happy when we stuck him in that pile of
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: dead fish and then launched him up, up, up, up
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: and away.
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: We launched him.
• 42:38
  Speaker 6: And we played that K pop Demon Hunter song, He's
• 42:40
  Speaker 6: going up. He's sitting on the piles of it, on
• 42:46
  Speaker 6: piles of it.
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: He liked it too much, he said, this is he kept.
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: This is gonna save me, This is gonna save my record.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: I am very excited about a frank we did with
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: the very famous, very wonderful Gretit Tuneberg.
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: Yes, told her climate change was fixed. No, that's off.
• 43:04
  Speaker 7: It was actually was.
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: Immediately left.
• 43:09
  Speaker 6: We did it. We brought our huge pizza and then
• 43:12
  Speaker 6: pepperoni it said, climate change fixed?
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: What is this? We can't you know?
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: All the guys kept coming in with like a fake
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: scientist drag, and they were.
• 43:26
  Speaker 7: Drag all science outfits they're using.
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: That's I like to shout out exchange for being our scientist.
• 43:33
  Speaker 7: Thank you so much, Monage Pepperman killed.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: As a climate activist, d creatures a scientist, giving a
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: big pizza, the gratitude Berg.
• 43:46
  Speaker 6: To thank Maddie, Oh my god, Siegler the Dancer.
• 43:50
  Speaker 7: Yes, thank you for jumping in and being so game.
• 43:56
  Speaker 6: The cast of Titanic.
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: Fixed.
• 44:00
  Speaker 6: We love you, Rankyande, we love you.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: Thank you all for looking Greta Turnberg in the eyes
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: and saying we've run the numbers.
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: It's actually good awful, one of the worst I ever.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: She was offended, she was angry, and you know she
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: was right. She was right to keep our cars. Yes,
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: our cars, our cars, ours we have, We're what we have.
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: Jill Biden, Jill Jail surviving the fart room, Doctor, Jill
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: survives the fart room.
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: Can you walk through an entire room that smells like
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: farts and not throw up?
• 44:38
  Speaker 6: And Johnny is there going? Can you believe it?
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Jill?
• 44:42
  Speaker 6: It's really sweet.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: And she you know, she lasted twenty eight minutes in
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: the farm room and her secret service guys only lasted fourteen.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and their chemistry with the guys was good, unique
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: good chemistry too, and chemistry that we can't add up
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: with numbers humans.
• 44:58
  Speaker 7: No, that's something we cannot calculate.
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: We got Halle Berry in a small blimp, big tree.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so we put her in a little blimp and
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: then we got that blimp stuff stuck in a tree
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: and she had.
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: To ask strangers to get her death.
• 45:16
  Speaker 7: It was funny.
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: It was funny. It was funny people even like Halle Berry.
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: How do I get you down from there?
• 45:23
  Speaker 6: And guess what?
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: It's the guys in drag and the guys in drag
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: and they're all walking by and they're going, I have
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: my baby and Steve's the baby.
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: It was very equally confused because it was kind of
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: a situation where they both thought they were pranking the other.
• 45:40
  Speaker 7: Everybody thought they were the one pranking.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I loved JK. Simmons in a baby dentist where he.
• 45:50
  Speaker 7: Was a little baby.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: We put his head in a little baby bassinette and
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: he had these little, tiny baby arms that we were
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: using as a puppeteer, and we were trying to drill
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: people's teeth out.
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and it was horrendous. JK.
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: Simmons was deeply horrified watching people's teeth be drilled out.
• 46:13
  Speaker 7: No, he didn't enjoy it, but he you know, he
• 46:15
  Speaker 7: stated it. He's a professional letter they.
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: Kylie was just telling me the funniest thing.
• 46:23
  Speaker 7: It's the funniest thing.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: You can become a Patreon member and hear more about
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: our lives, the episodes and other fun things we're doing
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: on the side.
• 46:32
  Speaker 7: Isn't it hilarious?
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: Isn't that just a trip?
• 46:35
  Speaker 7: Isn't that so like us?
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: For three to five to ten dollars a month, we
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: literally will do all that kind of stuff on Patriarchy
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: enjoying us.
• 46:44
  Speaker 7: And we have merch.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: You know, we actually have a piece of merch that
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: was voted on by the patrons that we made in
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: real life. It's a set of air pod headphones covers
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: that say, if these fuckers is empty, I'm listening to AOA,
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: So you gotta get on.
• 47:01
  Speaker 7: The Patreon because I think that's pretty funny.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys are doing some funny stuff and we're
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: loving it too, and we're loving it.
• 47:09
  Speaker 6: Where are those that's from?
• 47:11
  Speaker 7: They're from artists on Artists on artists on artists dot com.
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: That's right. We call this a two for one. Enjoy
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: the rest of the up.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: We got the whole cast of stranger things to get
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: on bird scooters and go on a real squirrel loop
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: de loop.
• 47:29
  Speaker 6: Yes, that was.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: Fun, oh that way, And I mean speaking of that,
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: who could forget taping Allen coming to an office chair
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: and pushing him onto a half pipe?
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: I want to talk about ramps, half pipes and engine works,
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: I would get. Yeah, Sometimes we'll go because remember the
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: Coco All four of our ideas for the Cocoa Postmate
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: spot were so good, but then at the end of
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: the day we couldn't decide, so we went put an
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: engine on it and ramp it up.
• 47:56
  Speaker 6: Sometimes we'll go just put it on a ramp, put
• 47:59
  Speaker 6: an engine.
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: You would have when it flies off a rams because
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: some of these are you know, we we have to
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: switch back and forth often between prank mode and stunt mode,
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: you see, because some of these are not necessarily uh
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: an attack on another person.
• 48:14
  Speaker 7: They are a cool thing to do with science, and are.
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: How far can the human body be stretched? Will they
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: land or will it go so badly that they might
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: get close to death?
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: Exactly?
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: And then sometimes we'll watch, like we'll watch Johnny get
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: on the Postmates Cocoa bot and go through the ramp
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: and land and the guys will laugh and we're and
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: we go it still didn't really hit. So we'll be like,
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: can someone do it naked? And that usually pushes it.
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: It's either naked or at a bull like that's actible
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: or naked, sometimes both.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: Sometimes it's very specific and interesting to talk about too,
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: because we do test every stunt with clothes on and
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: with clothes.
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: Naked and the dummies. That's your favorite part the dummies?
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: Of course, Well I wouldn't say it's my favorite part,
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: but I think what's very important is and and we
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: have to talk about this is we're if we're really
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: opening it up. If you know Johnny Knoxville is doing
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: something naked aerodynamically, I need to know what a channels
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: are going to do.
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: So we do have genital.
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: Mockupstically correct anatomically correct mockups that I put on the
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: dummies and we see what those wieners do as as
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: we throw them across the room.
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: It's just important to see.
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: Are handling those wieners kind of like a woman's fingers
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: entering a Terram.
• 49:26
  Speaker 5: Suits in a Jeremy suit. It's a pastry. I need
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: to show it to you later. I don't want to
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: see it, whatever that is. I do not don't.
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: The janitals are safe. I keep them refridge next to
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: all my Nase energy drinks. They're right there and and
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: they're fine.
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: You have to keep them cool. Well, they're made of
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: a very precious well.
• 49:47
  Speaker 7: Of course, it's a very expensive material.
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: And by the way, my office is right next to
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: where they make the carburetors, and so it gets hot
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: in that machine.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: I mean, come on, of course, I mean, should we
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: talk about our favorite stunts recently? I really love skateboard
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: halfpipe hands both in fish tanks with one piranha in it.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: It's so good and it is really such a delicate
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: balance of being able to skateboard and having your hands
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: not be eaten and munch munch, munched by piranha.
• 50:22
  Speaker 6: Mikayla.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: I loved that one because it reminded me of the
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: stuff we did when I was younger, like like earlier
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: stuff like we're doing a lot of we're playing with
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: a lot of ai, we're playing with a lot of
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: engines because we got to like be in the New World.
• 50:35
  Speaker 6: But then doing some just classic hand in a piranha
• 50:39
  Speaker 6: is so like.
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: Jacks a I can't touch this now, I actually can't
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: invent these ideas because it's too our brains are too broken.
• 50:48
  Speaker 6: We are safe from that, which is nice.
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: I'll go with one of my favorite classics. It's simple
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: easy speedboat backflip, really fun.
• 50:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's really clean, really simple.
• 50:59
  Speaker 6: I really love that we.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Tried to make fire having Johnny fart in a car
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: with the heat the seat warmers on. Yeah, that was
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: really fun trying to start a fire with just the
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: seat warmers at a fart.
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: This is really took a long time. Did but it
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: might be a surprise. Didn't have that idea that morning.
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: It kind of came on the fly. We found in
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: the moment and we had.
• 51:23
  Speaker 6: Jeff Probes joined for a survivor closed.
• 51:25
  Speaker 7: Yes, I remember.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: And now it's so awesome because the Boy Scouts of
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: America are now using that technique in part of their camping.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: So in addition to the hot stones or the magnifying
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: glass amazing starting fires, they are teaching you to eat
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: cheesy Gordiina crunches and on that car and sit.
• 51:44
  Speaker 6: In that tesla.
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: I also loved Cheaper by the Cannon, which was one
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: of my favorites, where we put twelve people in a
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: cannon and we shot them all at at once.
• 51:54
  Speaker 5: Yes, at each other, at each other, see who win
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: and yeah yeah yeah.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: It was six people in one canon, six people in
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: the other, and we into the cannons at each other
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: and they shot.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: Him any It was so funny and there were I mean,
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: should we talk about safety? That does remind me because
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: I I mean, I know that some of us have
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: strong opinions about helmets and knee pads and whether that
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: cheapens the prank, whether it doesn't. You know, I think
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: it is a nice thing to do for the actors.
• 52:20
  Speaker 7: I think it's nice to have.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: It's my rule, Mikayla, I'll say it. If he's putting
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: a helmet on, I need to see ass or Dick.
• 52:29
  Speaker 7: It's a trade off.
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: If that's a trade off, the one thing on. There's
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: one thing off with mommy, Okay, it's.
• 52:35
  Speaker 7: The Coco Chanel rule. Before leaving the house, you got
• 52:38
  Speaker 7: one thing right thing, And I said, if.
• 52:41
  Speaker 6: You want, if they want to wear an athletic cup,
• 52:43
  Speaker 6: they don't get a cup on their head.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: You know, I'd love to bring this up to because
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: I'm having difficulty saying that to our new female cast.
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: One thing on, one thing off, one thing on, one
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: thing off.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: It's funny to say to Johnny right and they and
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: it makes you wonder why said wants us to bring
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: in an intimacy coordinating.
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: This is someone's dick flying over a mini golf course.
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: That's a cast mate landing in a cup. Absolutely well, I.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: Mean, the great thing about having a female cast member
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: is now we get to do mamma mammogram machine pranks.
• 53:21
  Speaker 6: It's just mammagam after mammogram after.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: Mammogramor on a moving train. And then yeah, it's it's
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: you know, it's a painful machine. It's a crazy machine,
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: torture device.
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: We have a theme, all right, So to finish ups,
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: should we just lift list all our favorite pranks we've
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: ever done. Yeah, yeah, let's start snake board, skateboard that's
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: made of snakes.
• 53:51
  Speaker 6: Oh, that's good, classic.
• 53:55
  Speaker 7: B fishbowl, fish bowl on the head full of bees?
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: You love fishballs? I like, to be honest, I've never
• 54:03
  Speaker 5: seen a fishbowl you love fishball stuff?
• 54:06
  Speaker 6: Do you love fishball stuff? It's just a mammogram once
• 54:15
  Speaker 6: because we got some good ones this season. Of course,
• 54:17
  Speaker 6: we got a guy dressed up like a mammogram.
• 54:22
  Speaker 7: Machine.
• 54:23
  Speaker 6: You have to put the titties in his hands.
• 54:24
  Speaker 5: Manogram there, it is there, it is there.
• 54:29
  Speaker 7: We have that option does a movie as well, So
• 54:32
  Speaker 7: we are thinking about that.
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: We have Taylor Lautner, both of them laying on beds
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: that are actually skateboards.
• 54:41
  Speaker 6: We made. We made it work. We made a house
• 54:44
  Speaker 6: a skateboard.
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: Howse skateboard?
• 54:47
  Speaker 7: How skateboard?
• 54:48
  Speaker 6: How skateboard?
• 54:48
  Speaker 7: Not a mobile home. It is something something else.
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: We have surfing us pain.
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: You're surfing, but you're touched to tasers and every time
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: you catch a wave, you have to survive the tape
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: worse than water.
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: Would you believe it? Would you worse in water? We
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: have XLX scuba suit. That's a tough one.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: Speaking of water, we're putting for every We're putting a
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: jet ski in the biggest condom in the world and
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: seeing how far it can go.
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, see how far I could go? Just to see
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: you would not believe how far this jet ski goes.
• 55:19
  Speaker 6: We want to see.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: We are doing a syringe full of gatorade just to
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: see what it does to the human body. We are
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: injecting it via needle.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, We're We're We're putting a taxi on the La
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: River just to see what it does.
• 55:35
  Speaker 7: We got a.
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: Naughty Wheel pottery class where the water is lube and
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: the clay is poop.
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: We got.
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: Stevo will be in a sumo suit and fourteen hundred
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: first graders will have bats with nails in them.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: We got Dick Polar that is a claw machine that
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: pulls your dick as far as it can go, and
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: once you freak out, it's over.
• 56:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we speaking of that.
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: We have.
• 56:10
  Speaker 6: Dick Choir.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, Dick chirreiful.
• 56:16
  Speaker 6: It's a bunch of.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Dick's singing, and we're gonna have a couple old ladies
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: come in for choir rehearsal and see what happens.
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: We're having all the boys wear those uh those those
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: devices that simulate pregnancy cramps, and then we're having them
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: do one of those indoor surfing lessons.
• 56:38
  Speaker 5: We have Old People Org.
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: We put the whole cast in old person makeup and
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: make them hook up in the middle of Echo Park
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: and see what people say.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: We're putting an aura ring in Johnny Knoxville's anus and
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: seeing if it had a good night's rest.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: We're doing human chrysalis, where you put a human man
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: into the same fluid that caterpillar sleeps in before it
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: becomes a butterfly, just to see what happens to him.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: Johnny Knoxville is I can't spoil this entirely, but he
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: I will say he's doing a character that he's hoping
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: will get him detained by Ice.
• 57:14
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry to tell you. I think it's a bad idea.
• 57:17
  Speaker 5: I think it's a mistake.
• 57:18
  Speaker 6: It's a bad idea.
• 57:19
  Speaker 7: I can't go well, we never said this was anything correct.
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: This is bad.
• 57:26
  Speaker 6: He never said it was correct.
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: That one for Johnny Ice Ice Spicy.
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: We've added some ice cubes with the hottest peppers in
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: the world to.
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: Someone's drink.
• 57:40
  Speaker 6: To someone's drink. We're working with the Hot Ones guys.
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: Oh yes, we break the hot Ones guy. That's actually
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: what's funny. That's kind of a reverse prank. We did
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: a hot Ones thing with Seawan Evans where we gave
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: Johnny Knoxville ten very mild.
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: Wins and so he didn't think. He was like, what's
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: the problem here?
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then everyone else Sean Evans was like and
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: then he thought he was like, is something wrong with
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: my tongue?
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: We're doing fog machine butt chug. That's where you go
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: to a haunted house and you butt chug a fog machine.
• 58:10
  Speaker 7: See if it comes out the mouth is the goal.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: We taught a lizard to play rock paper Scissors with
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: Johnny Knoxville's dick, and that'll be fun.
• 58:18
  Speaker 7: The lizard was very good.
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: Really good.
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: Thank you guys so much for listening. Catch the new
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: Jackass movie soon. We'll see you, guys.
• 58:27
  Speaker 6: We worked so hard on it.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: I like, truly, there's a lot every single every single
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: stunt and trick you see. Imagine maybe at least six
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: months of practicing on that and crash dummies with that,
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: and every single thing has full heart. I mean, we
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: go home to our families at the end of the
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: day after working on these these tricks and we go
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: I think I made the best one today. Every day
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: like that, and every day is like that. And I
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: hope I put food on the table for my kids
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: by thinking.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: Of this stuff.
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 58:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah, thank you.
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: I just want to say thank you again to my
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: parents for having sex so that I could be here
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: today and talk about everything. Yeah, this has been a wonderful,
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: wonderful experience with you guys, and I truly believe this
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: is the best team in Hollywood.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: I'm so grateful and I want to shout out doctor Foudi,
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: who taught me everything I know about Dix.
• 59:14
  Speaker 6: I couldn't do the work without you and dummies.
• 59:15
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• 59:18
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