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Episode 141: Messmerized Gets a Little Sidetracked · MESSmerized - Funny and faith based encouragement in marriage , family , Christian parenting , and finding purpose

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[SPEAKER_00]: This is Cynthia Gannoff and you are listening to the mesmerized podcast.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right, friends, welcome.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm so glad you're here.
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[SPEAKER_00]: A couple of businessy things is we get started and they're not businessy at all, so I don't know why I said that, but here we are.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The first thing is, many of you have reached out recently and asked about me coming to speak to your group.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I would love to do that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I am now booking for late summer and fall.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So if you are interested, or you want to talk to your women's minister at your church, or wherever women's organizations you might be involved in,
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[SPEAKER_00]: love to get a chance to come and speak to your group.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I can talk on all kinds of things and we can go through that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So just want to let you know that that's available.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The best way to touch base with me is go to my website sentyaganoff.com and there's a spot there for speaking inquiries.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So that's the first I want to tell you and thank you to all of you who've reached out and asked me questions about that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Second of all,
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[SPEAKER_00]: I wanted to remind you how I miss that is out, my new book, and I would love for you to continue supporting the book, leaving reviews if you've read it now, Easter's coming, great gift, idea for friends, relatives, teachers, and then also going into Mother's Day as well.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So if you would just continue to support that book, especially if you've read it, you'd love to it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Leave a review by a copy for a friend that would mean so much to me.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Alright, as you know, we have been on Spring Break and my kids have various spring breaks, and so I've been spending time with family.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So last week, we re-released a mesmerized episode with Max Lucato.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I hope you loved it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know it's something I really needed in my own life to re-here it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And this week, I am doing some kind of an Orthodox, but I'm releasing one of the podcasts from my other show.
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[SPEAKER_00]: sidetracked and I don't know if you've heard it before I hope you have but if you haven't you're in for a treat and it's totally different from mesmerize.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's all kinds of laughing and it's me and Heather McFadden being silly and real and authentic and some faith and a lot of humor and so I just wanted to make sure that you know about this show and maybe you got a good laugh.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe you need a good laugh today so today I'm releasing a show from sidetracked that came out a
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[SPEAKER_00]: So, we have to see golf and David Thomas coming up.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We have John Akev, lots of people coming.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So, I can't wait for you to stick with us and hear all the new content coming, but for right now, sit back, relax, get some snort laughs in, as you hear me and Heather McFadian on sidetracked.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm actually in your house.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Hi.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Hi, welcome.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Welcome.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I just spent all of yesterday making it really clean for you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Did you really?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Why?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Because it's so bad.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I literally just keep piling stuff.
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[SPEAKER_01]: like, on all these corners.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my gosh.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We've been doing this long enough.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You don't have to clean your house for me to come.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I even use my new vacuum that I got off KVC.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Who am I?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Not the one that I... Nope.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So many people bought that one that I was talking about.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I was inspired.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And then I saw KVC had one for not much more that's the Dyson.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It was Candace, our friend Candace.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, our good friend Candace came here.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sure friend.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Not mom.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She was posting about it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, so that's my Christmas present right there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Christmas and February.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, whatever.
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[SPEAKER_00]: My god, home.
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[SPEAKER_00]: My cat to fly home early this morning.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And there's quite me telling you this.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's spring break.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Everyone for all the kids, right?
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[SPEAKER_00]: They're all coming.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It feels like it's very spread out.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The next few weeks.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So Mike went deep sea fishing of Brett.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So they were New Orleans and Mike got called a trial.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And so he had to catch a plane back and left Brett there with another friend.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: When you say called a trial, like he's fishing and then by nine o'clock he's in a suit in a.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, yeah, that's a whiplash.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's a whiplash.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So he flew out at five in landed this morning at six.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And so he comes in the house and he's like getting ready to get a court.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But this is the funny part.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So he has truck is in New Orleans with Brad.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He had driven there because they fish and they're bringing all back.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So he's like, well, I got to have to court.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Where's Brett's keys?
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I started laughing, the cherry bomb is going downtown.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They're going to, you know what, they're going to clear that courthouse, thinking there's been a bomb.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There was a bomb last week in the courthouse.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Literally, I have getting updates.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my gosh, FBI that is by the courthouse.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Is there going to be like round two, round two, because that thing is loud outside.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But when you put it in a parking garage, like the courthouse, parking garage is underground.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They're going to be like, no, they're going to be really scared, because they're going to be in a highway.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my gosh, keep my phone near me when to get those alerts the poor bark.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Since we're talking about husband's work.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Does your stuff at all?
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[SPEAKER_01]: He does.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He was gone all last week in Florida for this thing called hackathon.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They're hacking.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They're hacking out problems, I guess.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, they have a way it problems.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But the story I want to tell you is the week for that he was in at Austin doing a talk and for his, I don't know what gift.
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[SPEAKER_01]: How do we keep track of gifts these days?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe Valentine's Day.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: In a verse for dating, you know those.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I just because he's a great guy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You have got him a new, whoop band.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know my, whoop.
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[SPEAKER_01]: One of that for it is for Christmas.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So it keeps track of sleep, but it also keeps track of activity, like when we were playing tennis at Christmas, quits at it new, he played tennis.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It could tell.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So Bruce is there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He's really excited.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He's leading this meeting.
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[SPEAKER_01]: People are really into it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It goes on for an hour.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He thought it was going to be a 20 minute meeting.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Wow.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He looks at his whoop later.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And it said that he'd been dating for an hour.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's when you know you're in the right job.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, you are like moving your hair.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You are you are so excited dancing for an hour.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and here's the connection there is.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I have a new passion.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, what is it?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Dancing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What kind of dancing?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like hip hop, like just like, I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I go, I went twice last week.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We went where to the club.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's called Dallas Dance Fitness.
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[SPEAKER_01]: My friends, Lillian and Haley, they lead one class, and then other girls, I know lead other classes.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And my friend Tina and I have been going, and it is so fun, and you can come to my recital.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if there is one, but I will invite you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I will suck.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It is.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I will suck.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It is so fun.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, wait.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I love it, sorry.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I need a backtrack 20 steps.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm back because I was literally thinking of what a jazzer size and I've never felt less cool when you said you're going to hip-hop.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Talk to me about this.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like, are you following moves or they play some jam and music and you just make it your own?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Are you doing the mosh pit?
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[SPEAKER_00]: What's happening?
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[SPEAKER_01]: So the class that Lillian and Haley teach, everybody already knows the dances and you just come in and it just starts fast and it is boom, boom, boom for an hour.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like Bruce leading a meeting.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The other classes on Monday and Wednesday, they break it down.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So break it down.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Break it down.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So if it's this dance to this one song, let's say, gold digger.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You say it's the old digger.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, broke, broke.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, so they broke, broke, broke.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I like it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like anyway, so they'll lead you like five, six, seven eight and then they'll teach you like part of the dance and then they'll add to it and add to it and they break it down.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, there's no way, but you kind of need to be a dancer.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I can't, I can't learn that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, you do need to be a dancer.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like knowing how to shift your weights, you don't fall over.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's what I was shifting a lot of weight these days.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, wait, break a hip.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, lean up on aisle nine.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm broken.
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[SPEAKER_01]: 45-year-old.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That gold ticker.
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[SPEAKER_02]: that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh, that's so fun.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Um, I think I better stick with.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Jazz or size might be the outer limits of what I can do right now.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe I need to be in the water aerobics.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, maybe get news that I did do a water rubbox class when we were in Cancun one time and it was really fun Yeah, did that resistance of the water is real?
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, yeah, yeah, I mean, well for a vacation work.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm so proud of you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That is so super fun I actually love it so much, but you're a good dancer.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I took dance growing up.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I didn't think I was swimming so I want to die
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[SPEAKER_00]: Secret.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I watched the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders do there.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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[SPEAKER_00]: Did you notice Tina the her name in Tina what's a young name.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know like a young name actually did you notice Ellie Well, she doesn't look uniform ready like you know she has one extra pound on and a little bit and in her kicks with this or that and I'm like they all look the same.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What are we talking about that we would we would die for that like I would be if we could do one day.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's that they're doing as we'll send this a video.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think I might, but I mean, it's going to take me a minute.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just, but I think I've found myself, is all I'm saying.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like I've found a new excitement.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I love it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I get excited to go.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And it's great exercise.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's great exercise.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I hadn't, I didn't have a cardio option in my little repertoire.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, walking and weights is not right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Not that we need cardio technically, but do we?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, when it cardio.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Do you remember when back when we had little's and they would have the mall exercise classes for the moms and you took the stroller and you could do dips with your stroller?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Do you remember all the, I never took it, but everyone went to those classes?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I did them like a mommy matinee for the movie theaters where they had the changing tables inside the movie theaters.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my gosh, no, I don't think about UCPR.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, yeah, the volume down a little bit.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, well, no, I didn't do that one, but I remember these stuff, these workout classes for moms before the mall opened, and you did like, stroller workouts?
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's great idea.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But my friend and Marian and I just went to Memphis, I'll tell you more about that in a second, but we were talking and laughing so hard about something.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, I have to ask Heather if she did this.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like, this is a young mom's game.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And nobody does it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They more when you say young mom do me moms of young kids.
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[SPEAKER_00]: This is when we yeah when we were Yeah, like if I tried it today death would result in second of all nobody does it anymore, but it Mary and our crack yet because I'm like, did you and she's like totally and I'm guessing you did too.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Did you ever take the of a bad second?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Did you take the stroller on the escalator?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I did it every time.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I cannot picture myself doing that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You did it?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I can't picture it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm not a... Like, first going up is kind of okay, because you know, the wheels get wonky and if they get turned, you're like, oh, I don't know if I'm on a step or not, but I'm gonna try it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So you put it and then you hold up the back, okay?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so you have to picture the fact that I had four kids hanging off of my store there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, well, I guess.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So one or two.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It would be tumbling down.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, with any income fair fair.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The way to four kids would tip that thing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That was so best.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, but I yesterday was at the mall.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm on for at the mall.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I saw Lady and she was just trying to go up one step with her little stroller.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I was thinking we should be helping her.
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[SPEAKER_01]: As you walked past her, I was like, I got to get to what she had like one on either side and one it was one of those smaller little umbrella strollers.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Did you not have that you have like a massive one?
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, I had the umbrella.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I had different stages and different kids, but it's like the umbrella one on an escalator.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That feels no visible.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Let me tell you something coming down.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so you'd come down.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I was scared.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, why are you doing?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, and I got scared and I'd have him on there and I'm like, okay, just act confident.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then it's like, is it on a step?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Is it not?
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I'll write because you can make sure the wheels are left.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The wheels are on a step.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then sometimes I would miss, so I'd have to hold up the front and the other.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And my front of the strolling.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, I was in the back.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And so we were like, it's just 10.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, who knows?
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[SPEAKER_00]: But you didn't want to go find the elevator.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You didn't know you didn't know the delirds or whatever.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And so you just put them on the escalator.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So Mary and I were cracking up about this because we both did it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I said, I was scared to tears every time, but I still did it because I want to find and I'm just and now if you went over there and you put your kid on escalated.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I call CPS.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I was in the column right now on you 10 years later.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, 10 years later, 20 years later, 20 years later, 10 for JB, but okay, well, that was my random thought.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, we need to know
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we want to know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Are you stroller on an escalator?
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's high-bamom, scary.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, they've been doing different moms.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Are you the crafty mom?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Are you the PTA mom?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Are you the stroller on the escalator?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I'm totally the stroller on it, especially with my third kid, but I was speaking of dangers in young children.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Did you see the story that was going on in the Instagram of the guy he's a full-grown adult who thought he had long cancer?
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[SPEAKER_01]: and they went in there to go take the tumor out and it was not cancer.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He had inhaled one.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He was a young kid, a traffic cone.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like one of those tiny, plain mobile traffic cones.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It had gone in his lungs.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Where had you inhaled that?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So happening.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like how could that possibly have swallow or inhale?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like it went in his nose and it went into his lungs.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And here's the story morning glory.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'd seen that story and then this week what Bruce has gone.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Knox was in the living room with price.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They're playing some game and then I hear Knox just keeps doing this with a sorry.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This is a sound warning.
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[SPEAKER_01]: with his nose, and I'm like, do you have allergies?
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[SPEAKER_01]: You need allergy medicine?
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[SPEAKER_01]: What's going on?
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[SPEAKER_01]: And he goes, there's gum stuck in his nose.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm picturing, he said there's some gum stuck in my nose.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm picturing like a tiny piece like this bit.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like it's tried in or something like, how did that happen?
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[SPEAKER_01]: He goes, I was chewing it and somebody made me laugh
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[SPEAKER_01]: It started swallow it and then it went up my nose and I say wait does that work?
14:21
[SPEAKER_01]: I go they're all connected and I said okay Well, let me get my little ear scope, you know my only camera that I can look in your ears.
14:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh gosh, and let me get out the netty pot.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Do you ever do netty pot?
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, none of it.
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[UNKNOWN]: No
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[SPEAKER_01]: Because I was pediatrician and want to be, okay, so let's go.
14:36
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so I'm getting all that stuff out and then all this sudden he goes Really hard and out comes a chunk of gum Antonio and inch at least and he had he told me later.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It was two pieces of gum that he had been chewing and he's In it went up his nose
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it was an option.
14:57
[SPEAKER_00]: So I got the cones in your lungs.
14:59
[SPEAKER_00]: This is a thing.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Can you imagine if they get one?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, you think you have lung cancer and they're like, no, you actually have a, you have a, it's four months like the worst moment, right?
15:08
[SPEAKER_00]: Remember one time when I was driving, this is the stroller escalator mom.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm totally what I am.
15:13
[SPEAKER_00]: I was driving with JB somewhere and I was giving someone a call me that I didn't know and asked me sort of parenting advice, which is always scary.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, any swallowed of penny.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, in the back of the card, I didn't know what J.B. did.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, as you're giving parents.
15:27
[SPEAKER_00]: As I'm giving, I'm like, hold on a sec.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry.
15:30
[SPEAKER_00]: And then he's like, like, J.B. What?
15:32
[SPEAKER_00]: And he had a penny.
15:33
[SPEAKER_00]: Where's that penny?
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[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, there's swallowed it.
15:36
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, he's a baby.
15:37
[SPEAKER_00]: He didn't say it that clear.
15:38
[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, well, that's awesome.
15:39
[SPEAKER_00]: That's great.
15:40
[SPEAKER_00]: And then you have to look at his poop for like, well, no, but if he has lung cancer someday, now I know.
15:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I remember Bruce bringing a kid to the grocery store parking lot because they'd stuck a beat up their nose and I had and he brought some tweezers and I'm in the parking lot of Kroger trying to fish out having four boys is a lot it's a whole lot.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, when I was a Memphis, I was with some girl, some Auburn girls were there as her and my friends like house, it was so fun.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And Marianne and I went together and I spoke in Memphis and then we drove over to Auburn and stayed our friends house, shut up Michelle.
16:17
[SPEAKER_00]: And okay, but some of the Auburn girls came over and they were talking and I was dying laughing and I have new girl Lingo and I've said it to both my other kids now like I just sat in a
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know what, Heather, I had the best time in Auburn, but I look around at all those people, it's low key, a bunch of bots and and above and I just keep going.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I try that with my kids and Kate's like, I'm going to stop you there.
16:41
[SPEAKER_00]: Do not say low key bots again.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Do you know what that is?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, you know, low key.
16:44
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you know what is?
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's like someone who's just like an NPC, like they all look the same.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They're like, you wouldn't know, you wouldn't, you wouldn't recognize.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We say copy paste copy paste.
16:54
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, yeah.
16:54
[SPEAKER_00]: So yeah, the low key bots were everywhere.
16:56
[SPEAKER_00]: And so then I have been using it.
16:58
[SPEAKER_01]: So they all have the same drink.
16:59
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
17:00
[SPEAKER_00]: So I was talking to Brett New Orleans.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, um, man, you look around and you see it like on you're you're rocking out.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What's it?
17:06
[SPEAKER_00]: Can I all straight?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I forgot.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, whatever in New Orleans.
17:08
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, it's Loki bots drunk everywhere and he's he's like, it was like, oh, like he's like, no man.
17:15
[SPEAKER_01]: No, here's the other thing that says that's where these phrases go to die.
17:19
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, when parents start saying one of them to stop saying something.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They're just happy we're not saying six seven.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my gosh, okay, here's another one.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'd my boy say this one all the time.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I can see it in the next.
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[SPEAKER_00]: If you're looking real ugly, like, yeah, you're chopped.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She's chopped and I'm scared.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm looking it right now in this camera with a lighting.
17:38
[SPEAKER_00]: We have, I'm not saying we're chopped, but I'm hitting good.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm looking tired.
17:42
[SPEAKER_01]: We're low-key shop-bots, we're shop-bots right now.
17:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we're laughing, the kids are like...
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, don't let's so cringy.
17:51
[SPEAKER_00]: So cringy.
17:52
[SPEAKER_00]: So anyway, so when we flew there though, I had to talk about this.
17:55
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you know that I don't like to fly?
17:56
[SPEAKER_00]: Do we all know that?
17:57
[SPEAKER_01]: No.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know that.
17:59
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I do it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But when I was in college, I was in Mexico during a foreign exchange thing.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They don't call it that anymore.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You, like your parents, had a student from Mexico, stay with them and you stayed.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, I want to call when you go, study abroad.
18:13
[SPEAKER_00]: That was in Mexico.
18:14
[SPEAKER_00]: Now that makes more sense.
18:15
[SPEAKER_00]: That was in Mexico.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I took, it's like the rich girl.
18:18
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it is.
18:19
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
18:19
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, it's from the exchange fields.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The girl from El Paso, it's hardly the rich girl.
18:23
[SPEAKER_00]: So, um, we, I went on a small plane, doesn't matter.
18:27
[SPEAKER_00]: They had a little emergency landing.
18:29
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no.
18:29
[SPEAKER_00]: And the pilot was smoking.
18:32
[SPEAKER_00]: And I don't mean he caught on fire.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean he was, he wasn't hot.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He was smoking.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He wasn't hot.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He was chopped.
18:37
[SPEAKER_00]: Loki bought.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He was totally smoky as cigarette.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The plane does a little emergency landing blah, blah, blah.
18:45
[SPEAKER_00]: Since then, I haven't loved a fly.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That'll do you in.
18:48
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, you just want to merge it to the landing away from thinking that was coming in DR therapy over that.
18:53
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe.
18:53
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
18:53
[SPEAKER_00]: And so I fly all the time, but it's not my favorite.
18:56
[SPEAKER_00]: But if it gets bumpy, I start sweating like massive sweating.
19:00
[SPEAKER_00]: That's good.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And so, so Mary Ann and I were, you know, on Southwest it gets bumpy and so the joke is she's always like, I get quiet or I start looking at her like I give her the big eyes and she's like, stop it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's barely above the flight attendants handing out peanuts.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We're five still getting drinks.
19:16
[SPEAKER_00]: You're fine, ma'am.
19:17
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but I saw this video yesterday on, did you see the one of the emergency landing.
19:22
[SPEAKER_00]: Southwest had an emergency landing because they thought there was a bomb threat.
19:26
[SPEAKER_00]: And so it was going from Nashville to somewhere, which felt close to home because, you know, when I ran an out of Nashville.
19:32
[SPEAKER_00]: And so it emergency landed in Atlanta, and they have
19:40
[SPEAKER_00]: No video.
19:41
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm I'm in cardiac arrest and the answer Bible load your plane is fine, but they're they're again can off some guy to get them off the plane and they are screaming out the flight attendants are saying heads down hands up heads down hands up and everybody's got their heads tucked down and their hands are in the air and like Austin care like them like you do not even care the militia basically not really but
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[SPEAKER_00]: But it looks like the militia comes on and they're yankin' this guy off the plane and I was like, hands down heads and so I was like, this is the case.
20:13
[SPEAKER_00]: This is gonna be where Cynthia again, everybody gets off the plane and they're fine and I'm the one who died, everybody.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And there was one casually, she had a heart attack.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Can you throw her off by them?
20:23
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, can you imagine how freaky that would have been with the bomb threat and all that?
20:28
[SPEAKER_01]: The friend of mine just told me her daughter was on a flight in the Aegas trek by lightning and they had to turn back around in length.
20:34
[SPEAKER_00]: If that mask comes down, let's be loud and clear.
20:38
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't need it.
20:39
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm gone.
20:41
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, there's just, I cannot.
20:43
[SPEAKER_00]: So, oh my, Anyway, but we did get, and we went to, I'm Grace Lann, and we did, yes, and Marianne was mad because they wouldn't love to get to the second floor and it cost like $80.
20:51
[SPEAKER_01]: And they wouldn't let you or they would if you paid $80.
20:54
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, we paid $80 to get in.
20:55
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, why don't we get in?
20:56
[SPEAKER_00]: And they're like, no, second floor is on the tour.
20:59
[SPEAKER_00]: And Marianne's like, I deserve to see where he died.
21:02
[SPEAKER_00]: I would like to see Elvis in that way.
21:04
[SPEAKER_01]: You can't go to the side.
21:04
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know why.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I thought he, I mean in my mind after seeing that one Elvis movie, I thought he died in Vegas.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, didn't?
21:11
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, but it seemed very tragic in Vegas.
21:14
[SPEAKER_00]: It smells his grace line.
21:16
[SPEAKER_00]: If you have a minute smells like 1970's musty.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, but I mean, the kitchen is original.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It is so interesting.
21:23
[SPEAKER_00]: Have you ever been?
21:24
[SPEAKER_00]: You haven't been right?
21:25
[SPEAKER_00]: And I mean, no, I'm we're not big.
21:26
[SPEAKER_00]: I was fans, but we're a big cheese fast.
21:29
[SPEAKER_00]: If you're going to go to Memphis and speak, we're going to go to grace line.
21:32
[SPEAKER_00]: And we like the cheesiness of it.
21:35
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I thought there was an actual cheesiness.
21:37
[SPEAKER_01]: And so like, now I'm in.
21:38
[SPEAKER_01]: And we thought.
21:40
[SPEAKER_01]: Carl's burned.
21:40
[SPEAKER_01]: What's happening?
21:42
[SPEAKER_00]: We bought Elvis T-shirts that later later our friends said, look, maybe slightly gay pride.
21:48
[SPEAKER_00]: And we walked around that place.
21:50
[SPEAKER_00]: We saw it all, I mean, Elvis's living room like his piano, his record collection, all of it.
21:56
[SPEAKER_00]: We did it all.
21:57
[SPEAKER_00]: We took a thousand pictures.
21:58
[SPEAKER_01]: I need to know who of our listeners are Elvis.
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[SPEAKER_01]: people.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, there's like Disney world people.
22:04
[SPEAKER_01]: There are Elvis people.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And they're out there.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Not, not me.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They have its place.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So jealous of you right now is what I'm thinking.
22:10
[SPEAKER_00]: We went on this plane.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The Lisa Marie.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Did you start getting palpitations?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm probably is grounded though it was grounded I wonder if that thing could still fly anyway we did a whole thing it was it was something I was curious if you'd ever been but yeah and then we did some shopping and Memphis and then and then and then I'm going to tell you in our What we're sidetracked by about one of my favorite things there this ribbon guy his name is John Mark will talk about later.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
22:35
[SPEAKER_01]: What else you got well
22:38
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so another story, so two times knocks this week was like, is that going to be inside tracked?
22:44
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.
22:45
[SPEAKER_00]: If you ask, we're going to like, if you give me permission to, so the gum in the nose was allowable.
22:50
[SPEAKER_00]: Nox is the word of 2026.
22:52
[SPEAKER_00]: That's okay.
22:53
[SPEAKER_00]: We're not spread is so 2025.
22:56
[SPEAKER_00]: Set it again.
22:58
[SPEAKER_01]: So I was solar parenting all week and one of the things he asked me
23:04
[SPEAKER_01]: to help him with was his shoes from the cross country season.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We're kind of dirty and old and could I freshen him up for track.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And so I did the best I could do.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I used one of those sneaker cleaner things.
23:19
[SPEAKER_01]: I've seen that.
23:19
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe I should put that in my side track.
23:21
[SPEAKER_01]: I think it does a pretty good job.
23:22
[SPEAKER_01]: But then I was like, you know what?
23:23
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll just put some girl of fashion's dish soap on here.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And just scrub on like dawn like done.
23:28
[SPEAKER_01]: Gosh, that stuff reproduces.
23:29
[SPEAKER_01]: It does a lot.
23:30
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like scrub scrub and like dry them off.
23:32
[SPEAKER_01]: And I put them on the sun and I got to pick them up this week.
23:36
[SPEAKER_01]: And you know, yeah, that all that rain on Thursday.
23:38
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Wednesday or some day pouring rain.
23:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, they got stuck in the rain.
23:43
[SPEAKER_01]: My kid is walking to the car.
23:45
[SPEAKER_01]: And all I see are big ball feet.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He goes, Mom, what is going on?
23:51
[SPEAKER_01]: She is.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I guess I hadn't gotten all the soap out.
23:55
[SPEAKER_01]: And when he said he was running and just more and more bubbles were forming on his face.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She's going, thankfully, yet a good sense of humor about it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But I was just like, oh, man.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That means this is like, again, escalator.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's escalator, Mom.
24:08
[SPEAKER_01]: That's good.
24:08
[SPEAKER_01]: I was going to film her mom.
24:09
[SPEAKER_01]: I just, I did my best.
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[SPEAKER_01]: in a good enough, but that's okay.
24:13
[SPEAKER_01]: It's fine.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it gives for a story.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Remember when I I was running, we're just here for, we're just here for content and soapy feet.
24:21
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So if you all have good sneak or cleaning, and just need to get him new ones.
24:25
[SPEAKER_01]: I got him a spikes.
24:26
[SPEAKER_01]: You ever had to buy spikes on our kids.
24:28
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah, yeah, the actual meat.
24:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
24:30
[SPEAKER_00]: So I am used Dawn and Abby's
24:34
[SPEAKER_00]: a water did dog Abby I know and her water dish and to clean it out and I didn't get it out that could and she came through with some bubbles coming out of her nose and he's a dumb it's in the cone and the cone I know it's like the kids is the dog it's Abby Abby you're the worst we hate you I don't eat six donuts yesterday
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[SPEAKER_00]: off the counter Charlie we over so like Charlie and then he hides under the coffee table oh we know we know we're like Abby giving it away Abby ate Mike's cowboy hat what the whole thing well like chewed at the million shreds he got it out to give it to Brett because he claims I told him he couldn't wear it it Charlie's like way
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[SPEAKER_00]: Charlie's walking by, I will hump someone.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, I can't have what, what did I eat?
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[SPEAKER_00]: And my gosh, he ate the darn hat.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I was so, Mike claims I won't let him wear it because it makes him look like a pinhead, which I've never said.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Have I thought it, maybe?
25:35
[SPEAKER_00]: I've never said it.
25:37
[SPEAKER_01]: So you may be gave the hat to Abby.
25:39
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I do.
25:40
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so when you're here you go, Abby, here's a cute toy.
25:43
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, okay, do we need to get sidetracked?
25:45
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe.
25:46
[SPEAKER_00]: Can I tell you before we have more stuff?
25:47
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I want to tell you one other thing.
25:49
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
25:49
[SPEAKER_00]: My got order me for Christmas and Ipsy, you know, subscription, which is like a mini and makeup bag.
25:55
[SPEAKER_00]: Like it comes with makeup products once a month.
25:57
[SPEAKER_00]: It's just like a box subscription.
25:58
[SPEAKER_01]: What fab fit fun?
25:59
[SPEAKER_01]: You see?
26:00
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, exactly.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Is that gone now?
26:01
[SPEAKER_00]: I think they still have it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think that's kind of win a way.
26:04
[SPEAKER_00]: It came back.
26:04
[SPEAKER_00]: My one at a runner's box like of runners, foods, and stuff.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So anyway, whatever.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And so he ordered me this, which was really nice.
26:11
[SPEAKER_00]: But I got my first one and I just would like to lodge a complaint.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's clearly for the 20.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's like for the lowkey bots.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It is not for the old
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, um, someone's given me that.
26:30
[SPEAKER_00]: You're darling.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you for that.
26:32
[SPEAKER_00]: They gave me a, um, you don't remember you giving that.
26:36
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
26:36
[SPEAKER_00]: But that was back when I didn't know what they were.
26:38
[SPEAKER_00]: It was so nice to open my present.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We're going to do that.
26:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
26:41
[SPEAKER_00]: Here.
26:41
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
26:41
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's not forget.
26:42
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
26:43
[SPEAKER_01]: Now or on super dragon.
26:44
[SPEAKER_00]: We'll do it a second.
26:45
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
26:46
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
26:46
[SPEAKER_00]: On this one.
26:46
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
26:47
[SPEAKER_00]: So then they put in there.
26:48
[SPEAKER_00]: Some lip liner dumb thing.
26:50
[SPEAKER_00]: All the stuff.
26:51
[SPEAKER_00]: It doesn't matter.
26:52
[SPEAKER_00]: I want you to know that I want to start a business.
26:54
[SPEAKER_00]: I want to know who's in on it.
26:55
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
26:56
[SPEAKER_00]: And we're going to do an Epc, but we're going to call it like MIPC for like menopausal women.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And here's what should be in it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: If you're going to send a subscription, we don't need your lip plump or that's a least of our worries.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We're plumping already.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.
27:08
[SPEAKER_00]: Plumping.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We don't need, we're not worried about our lip liners, somehow, whatever.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't need your mascara that's blah blah.
27:15
[SPEAKER_00]: Here's what I need.
27:16
[SPEAKER_00]: What?
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[SPEAKER_00]: An adult diaper?
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[SPEAKER_01]: In case I laughed too hard.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, ma'am, I'm in.
27:22
[SPEAKER_00]: I would like some tweezers because there's rogue hairs and stuff we got to do with.
27:26
[SPEAKER_00]: I would like a small mini fan.
27:28
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I'm hot.
27:29
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm hot all the time.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe a laxative?
27:32
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, this is what is in the menopausal.
27:35
[SPEAKER_00]: What would you put in the menopausal women's bag?
27:37
[SPEAKER_00]: Don't give me this.
27:38
[SPEAKER_00]: Esther, Jen.
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[SPEAKER_01]: A patch.
27:41
[SPEAKER_01]: I've got a story to tell in a super-tracker story.
27:44
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, now that's for now, the Walgreens Karen.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'll tell you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'll tell you in the future.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, I'm just saying...
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think that these are great ideas.
27:53
[SPEAKER_01]: I think having...
27:53
[SPEAKER_01]: There's so many products now from menopausal women, like there's lotions in there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: for dryness.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, don't say it, but give it to you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You're a first or something.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Put that on a little ice packs that go in your bra and your bra.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's what that's what we need.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So, if anybody wants to start that business, I think you should.
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[SPEAKER_01]: There's a doctors that would you willing to sponsor it too, like that Mary Claire, whatever.
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[SPEAKER_01]: them in a post lady.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Um, okay.
28:20
[SPEAKER_00]: So he has a birthday.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I do a birthday.
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[SPEAKER_01]: My opening brother.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: As you can, can you tell me it's cute.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Happy birthday to you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Show me on your puppy birthday to you turn turn it upside down.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Turn it upside down.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, right side up.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right side up.
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[SPEAKER_00]: One two three.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So cute you guys I got her gift everyone.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I got her gift.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know when this releases if it's close to birthday But we're birthday.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What did we put down March 13th what's the birthday before for?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, 21.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh Three two one
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[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, just wait while she rips open paper amazing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This paper.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Look at the box.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, do you appreciate a nice box everybody?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Really nice box.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's the wrappings better than the gift.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to be honest.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Should we say since you're talking about, if see that we are going to talk what we're going to talk about in super trackers.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but now we're in the middle of the
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[SPEAKER_00]: I had already bought it when you mentioned it on the live the other day.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, really?
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[SPEAKER_00]: For it's, oh, my gosh.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's for Canada.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's Party Beak.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's what we're going to name the goose, Cardi Beak.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's the, you know what I'm saying when I'm saying that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Cardi Beak.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Cardi Beak is so cute.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's all the outfits.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It is like so many outfits for all the seasons.
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[SPEAKER_01]: For my goose, I got Christmas.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Uh-huh.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I've got Easter, I think.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Money, you're excited.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What is this one?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's Thanksgiving.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Wait, but don't open them all because I have another choice for you in that other box But what do you mean in what other box?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I I don't this is a jerky jerky Your goose becomes a turkey.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's hilarious This is so fun and then for the July Valentine's Valentine's Lacy Lace is sex and guess what do you think this is?
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[SPEAKER_01]: St. Patrick's okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm pumpkin and a hat and then what is this?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think that's a more like Lua It is a lay
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[SPEAKER_00]: My goose got laid.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Don't say, look, no, no, ma'am, you guys, what?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I love it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I love it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So I... Is there another box that you threw me on?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Because I don't know what size goose she has.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I love you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Big goose, little goose, maybe large goose.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You have a large goose?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Is this not large?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We can try it on.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We got to try it on to have...
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'd try on Sasha, do you have a fitting room for my goose?
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[SPEAKER_01]: She's modest.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She's a little modest.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So we wasn't the other day when the wind blew her dress over.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, almost like a goosey goosey goosey.
30:54
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you put her to a party, keep your business in there.
30:57
[SPEAKER_01]: Stay clear of Charlie.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And with this, let's start.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I go out there and I find Charlie on Cartoon Beak.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Tell you what.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The first couple.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They're going to be helping us out.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They're going to be helping us out.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We're here.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my gosh.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm so perfect.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, happy birthday.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We're a big sister.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Andrea.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Shout out Andrea.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She gave me on it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She knew.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She listens and she knew.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I didn't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But she knew what.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That this was a viral thing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Lady that sent us the DM.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And she said it's something.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know how those do.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, well, I asked Bruce what the party became with and he's like only one outfit.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, okay, thanks.
31:39
[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like poor Bruce.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He's trying to make a living.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He's got all these kids.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He's speaking with his woo.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, dancing it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then he's like, oh, great.
31:48
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm feeling Texas Cynthia asking about.
31:51
[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't get any a gram threes.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He guys got time for that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He's got time.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He's very efficient.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, okay.
31:56
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, back to Epsey.
31:57
[SPEAKER_00]: Somebody sent us a listener question and said you want to read it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Hmm, yeah, here are months here.
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[SPEAKER_00]: A list of questions that said, um, first of all, I want to say, oh, I like your new island or Cynthia, I think you both have nice makeup.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Would you consider talking makeup for ladies in the 40s and 50s?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I need to do makeup look.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Finally realizing that my more mature skin needs something different than what I was in my 20s, um, would love your thoughts, blah, blah, blah, and so
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[SPEAKER_00]: Brought all of our makeup that we like and what we don't like or whatever and we're going to do that super tracker stay so if you're interested in that super tracker six bucks a month somebody just asked that the other day and you go to
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[SPEAKER_00]: Side check, what is it?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Super.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, side tracked pastens dot supercast dot com.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, what do you side track by cute spring tops?
32:53
[SPEAKER_01]: I got one on today that I was really cute that I never entered from newly, but I also bought one that I'll link to that I wore in our live the pink one.
33:01
[SPEAKER_01]: And they had so many colors like they I think you would like this one, but it's maybe not your colors.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They're Amazon.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, cute.
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[SPEAKER_01]: There's this this one.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I thought was cute.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Have you but if you ordered it like blue is the navy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I have this pink one.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's when I was wearing Amazon throws me guys because sometimes there's stuff works and sometimes I'm like, what does this cheap.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It did throw me like this is all fabric that's, you know, sewn on this is like a applique applique applique.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And then, like, it's that much, but it's cute on me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I get a lot of compliments.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's got the big, ruffle sleeves.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, that's correct by that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I keep wearing it with my sweatpants jeans.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I do want those sweatpants jeans.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's fine.
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[SPEAKER_01]: To use it like, um, sweatpots.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it's Renee.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, here they just passed away.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I love her.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Catherine.
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[SPEAKER_00]: OK, here's my first one, y'all.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's the hardwood screen.
33:54
[SPEAKER_00]: It's really mover.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just kidding.
33:58
[SPEAKER_00]: Have you heard about it?
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[SPEAKER_01]: And you're frost buddy, which I absolutely, can I just please take the paper off.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I brought my frost buddy into the house today.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It still has the tag on it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And they're still put out the paper that they wrap around it with the scanning code.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Now you might like the real frost buddy person.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Did you just spill?
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[SPEAKER_00]: No.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: My first one is I did I got nervous that maybe I've said this too, but I know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I did too.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Didn't you talk about a charger before you talked about a travel charger now.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This is a big about chargers.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, for you know in a kitchen where everyone's plugging in their devices Yes, and you have just cords and I'm just sick of the cords and Brett had the old iPhone.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We call it the poverty charger the poverty charger.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, we and it's a mess So we ordered a new one and it's a box that plugs in and then the cords pull out from the bottom think milking a cow milking up cow pull out of there like rich
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[SPEAKER_00]: tractable.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, and then you just pop it and it goes back up and it just one little box.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I really like it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, that's because I'm tired of the dirty mess of all the courts and trying to find the base that the court goes in.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's what the right is.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You be pleased.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You be pleased.
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[SPEAKER_01]: U.S. B. C. U. S. B.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So anyway, and I bought it because I needed that poverty one and then we had to get read any phone, but but I like it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So that's my first thing to charge her.
35:18
[SPEAKER_01]: I love that.
35:21
[SPEAKER_01]: So Cynthia is speaking at my church.
35:23
[SPEAKER_01]: She texted me and she said, I'm going to be watching you pee on Sunday.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That was an odd moment.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And then I clicked the picture.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And it's the back of the bathroom door.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The door that faces the toilet in the bathroom's at our church had Cynthia's picture on it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Promoting.
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[SPEAKER_01]: that you're speaking at Northwest Bible.
35:45
[SPEAKER_01]: If anybody wants to go, I unfortunately cannot go because I had already signed up for a spiritual retreat the same weekend.
35:51
[SPEAKER_01]: So, sorry.
35:52
[SPEAKER_01]: Some people are excited that I'm going to be their Heather.
35:54
[SPEAKER_01]: They're really excited.
35:55
[SPEAKER_01]: They're like, how did you get Cynthia and like, I got connections.
35:59
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So, I'm sorry.
36:02
[SPEAKER_01]: But anyway, we're reading this book that I'm really liking, and I just want to recommend it because I'm very much sidetracked by it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's called eternity is now in session.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sounds good.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And it talks about.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, what is salvation?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, so much focuses on how do we just get our ticket to heaven?
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[SPEAKER_01]: But what if it's about actually this transformative relationship that once we accept the salvation we are, or Trinity has started already with us?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, we get to live in community with God now.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Now, it's not this waiting for heaven moment.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I want to read it.
36:35
[SPEAKER_00]: And yeah, because I'm speaking a lot coming up and certain that that would go with kind of what they're asking me to talk about it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Retreat.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I need to see it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Um, this title is a radical rediscovery of what Jesus really or Berg.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I love John Orber.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But Jesus really taught about salvation eternity and getting to the good place.
36:53
[SPEAKER_01]: I wanted to call my book The Good Place.
36:54
[SPEAKER_01]: So I was a little jealous that he got to put that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: In how it's rich.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I see.
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[SPEAKER_00]: If you want to walk on water, you got to get out of the boat.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think you wrote that one.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's so good.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But I'm okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I like that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to want to read it and come back to the bathroom.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: When I was a Memphis.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Everybody's normal till you get to know them as another book.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: When I was a Memphis, I had to use the restroom and I had two things.
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[SPEAKER_00]: One, when I had the either they mic you really early and then it's turned off, but I'm so paranoid and I had to go the bathroom like not go to the bathroom, but go to the bathroom.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm so nervous with that stinkin' mic on that the entire
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[SPEAKER_00]: room next door with all the people is listening to me pee.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But I went in a first while I didn't as narrow as that I sat down.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I sat down in a public bathroom in two decades.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But I squatted down and there's a big ol' picture of me saying, like, come to blah, blah, blah.
37:57
[SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, this is how they get women.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm famous in the bathrooms.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, if you win it, let's say bathrooms.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, any polar may be winning all these huge days for whatever.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And he's whatever.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm famous in the bathrooms totally.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I am toilet fame.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, my second thing is, um, okay, so when I was in Memphis, there's a guy named John Mark, and he does ribbons.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Have you ever heard of him?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_00]: His obsess, our show.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We need it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We need to get his
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[SPEAKER_01]: immediately.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's John Mark Enterprises is his Instagram.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So he is, um, he designs these ribbons for, like, think your front porch, wreath, or whatever.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I've never seen, I love me a good ribbon, especially at Christmas.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But I've never seen anything like his.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They stand up.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They're so wired.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They're wired.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And they stand up like the one cherry had on our front porch and Christmas.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That was fun.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, so his store is a Memphis or it well it's in Germantown or whatever wherever I was and so we went in and when I tell you it was incredible just the entire store everyone's like you have to go to John Marks, so I went he was in India, Marianne's all mad me don't get to meet him.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He's coming to Dallas having on a Dallas market on March 23rd.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going with some friends if anybody's interested.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You can go by then I birthday.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Let's go.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He's in ribbon.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And he, but I bought ribbon there.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't think it was outrageous.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe it's just me.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, big bolts, beautiful design, spring ribbon, 25 for a huge bolt, 18 for the smaller ones.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, but if you go on and watch on John Mark interprises, apparently he's gotten like viral famous, he will show you how to make all the bows, he does florals, it was incredible.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So they were asking where we're there, my friend Mary Ann, we went to all these stories.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, she's here speaking then, it went about the book, blah, blah, blah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So the girl, one of the one of the sales ladies was so darling, she's like, I'm going to buy the book, I'm like, I'm sure you are.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She DM me later, I'm halfway through and you can't hold when you say that's so fast.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What Heather, you said a cussard on it sounded like oh gosh, no damn damn Okay, so anyway she end you she deemed me she was like I'm two thirds way through the book I love it so much guys other people bought it then we went this place called the Truffle pig It's darling home decor sore Mary and it's like my friends so they posted my book on their social We were really all we were all around Memphis really you
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[SPEAKER_01]: your publisher should pay you for the ribbon.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right?
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[SPEAKER_01]: You were doing it all the time.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But probably better than some of the things they paid for.
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[SPEAKER_00]: In John Mark Enterprises and they're reading my book, but anyway, follow him at that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's number two is his ribbon.
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[SPEAKER_00]: His site is John Mark Enterprises and the ribbon.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I love that.
40:42
[SPEAKER_01]: What's your next one?
40:43
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, so my friend, Carrie, shout out, Carrie.
40:47
[SPEAKER_01]: She told us when we all get together about this viral meal that she makes her girls.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I said, Carrie, I love to be no care yes.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I was like, Carrie, I love you.
40:58
[SPEAKER_01]: There's no way my boys are going to eat.
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[SPEAKER_01]: that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But then I thought, well, just because my boys won't eat it, I can make it from my lunch.
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[SPEAKER_00]: For sure.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So I bought all the ingredients.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It basically has sweet potato that you cube and roast.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You make taco meat, you get cottage cheese, you avocado, hot honey.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, Brett, yeah, I was best male.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Really?
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[SPEAKER_01]: And my boys wouldn't, I don't think they'd eat it.
41:20
[SPEAKER_01]: But anyway, I was so excited to have it.
41:22
[SPEAKER_01]: I'd finished and interview.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I started like, I was feeling the peeling the sweet potato and chopping and put in the oven, cooking the meat, and all the sudden I was like, oh my gosh, I'm so soon to be at a lunch with people.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh shoot.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's 1245 and I was supposed to be there at 1230.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I felt terrible.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So I texted him.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I like have to get the food all out of the turn off the oven And then I had a party of Heather McFadden.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I just felt terrible.
41:48
[SPEAKER_01]: It was only three of us.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it's not like so they actually waited for me So terrible.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Anywho, but the good news was I ended up cooking it the next day.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And it was a little bit Was so good.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Great combination.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I'm sure it has a billion grams of protein in it
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And we need that and like really good vitamins.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You're about that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know what that also needs to be on our Epc bag.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We need protein.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Protein protein powders powders when he creatine.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: When we have brittle bone, I'm sure we need all those things.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Put that in our thing too.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I like it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: My last one is so boring, but um, somebody needs this.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I just want you to know hardwood scratch your movement.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: If you have scratches on me.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I, because I'm speaking a lot right now and doing more Bible study stuff, then I am just like straight up speaking.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I am digging through commentaries again, because I just want to make sure, you know, let's not get scripture wrong.
42:43
[SPEAKER_01]: And I just hear it out there for, yeah, anybody popular in the bathrooms and in the heresy
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[SPEAKER_00]: And like to hear what Cynthia, you know what, if you're like, they're not putting the real people in the bathroom.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like they don't have Lisa harpers picture in the bathroom.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They might they know what they're getting.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You're getting Cynthia again off.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You're not getting Beth Moore.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So everybody calm down.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But one weird speed has a commentary set that's amazing.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And so I.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You don't was he the DTS president.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's a good question.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He's gone He's with Jesus.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I believe well, I said that once before and it weren't so maybe he's not I don't know I don't know We have the cook is not dead Everyone and boy did you let me know you guys came out of the woodworks
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so Warren, where's these commentary?
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[SPEAKER_00]: If you just are like reading through the Bible or just in our Bible study, I really think to have a good commentary is so important because it digs into stuff.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And this one is a good one.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And it's got that mix of it's not telling you all the Greek.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's telling you practicalities of like what the scripture means and how to apply it.
43:45
[SPEAKER_00]: And I just think there's an Old Testament and a New Testament.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think the set is like $60.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's the best $60.
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[SPEAKER_00]: If you want a dig in the scripture, I think it's really good.
43:54
[SPEAKER_00]: And I was using it yesterday looking for something and I was going to tell you what, if you don't have a commentary, as your study guides word, you need a commentary.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I think the Warren Wairspace set is really good.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I can affirm that he passed away on May 2nd, 2019.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He missed 2020.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Thank goodness.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Thank goodness he's dead.
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[SPEAKER_01]: As what?
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[SPEAKER_01]: That is not what she says.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I mean, just not what poor Kathy.
44:17
[SPEAKER_00]: I keep waiting for you to bring Kathy on.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He's dead as well.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just saying thank goodness I didn't.
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[SPEAKER_01]: false declared that he wasn't a DTS.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He was a moody church for seven years.
44:29
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
44:30
[SPEAKER_01]: So I did a back to the Bible Radio Ministry.
44:32
[SPEAKER_01]: That was podcasting before podcasting.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Radio Ministries.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's the early podcasting.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
44:39
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, okay.
44:39
[SPEAKER_00]: When we get the super trackers.
44:41
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, but I need to know before we get to checkers.
44:43
[SPEAKER_01]: Have you, are you ever on TikTok?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't have a, if that's, I don't have an account.
44:48
[SPEAKER_01]: So have you at all heard about this punch
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, Marianne made us all watch it and watch it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Is he the one that armed a monkey?
44:56
[SPEAKER_00]: There's two.
44:57
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, there's two.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to tell you something.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Michelle's like, let me show you some monkey she loves and then punch and then Marianne has the stuffed animal.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then Marianne's like, have you seen this when he has one arm?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, and you know what I think when I watch these monkeys that they have,
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[SPEAKER_00]: Millions of followers.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm trying to spread the word of Jesus and I have like 3,000 people are waiting in line to go see punch in Japan.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They're flying to Japan to go see punch because poor guy has been
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[SPEAKER_00]: He's been rejected by, rejected him.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Michelle told the whole story, and I got so bored.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then her husband's a Japan.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She's begging Dr. Parker to go see punch the monkey.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, I'm going to punch one of you guys.
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[SPEAKER_00]: If we don't stop showing me monkey videos.
45:43
[SPEAKER_01]: So here's the deal.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I do have TikTok.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not on it very often.
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[SPEAKER_01]: My kids have had their accounts.
45:48
[SPEAKER_01]: And that's where I get started.
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[SPEAKER_01]: My one kid posted his first like edit and it's gotten what was it he told me 600,000 views or no there 300,000 views 60,000 likes what's an edit was that means when you take a video and you like piece it together.
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[SPEAKER_01]: There is a friend of mine and she.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She said I love watching this.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Can I say it?
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[SPEAKER_01]: She loves this squirrel nibs, it's a, it's, it's a puppet, a squirrel puppet that chances behind against a window.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my gosh, what is wrong with our culture?
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[SPEAKER_01]: She loves it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It has 6.7 million, 6.7 likes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Are you understanding this 2.3 million?
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[SPEAKER_00]: He has 4 million followers, nibs.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, nibs is a, can everyone have a moment of silence?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Nibs have just bangs on the window.
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[SPEAKER_00]: 2.4 million followers for a puppet banging on a window.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm talking about Jesus and I can't get people who you need to tap on a window.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe I need a Jesus puppet.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe Jesus.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Is that sacrilegious?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, this guy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, all it does is shake its tail and bang on the window and it has millions of followers.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This is where we are as a culture.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We're not hanging out together because we had to watch nibs.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to start banging on a window and shaking my behind and see if I get followers.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And you don't earn a call.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What can if it's not nibs?
47:23
[SPEAKER_00]: What can I be?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Dibs, tibs, whips, lips.
47:27
[SPEAKER_01]: No, we're not in depth.
47:28
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't have.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I did have one other question.
47:32
[SPEAKER_01]: I know you're an escalator, stroller mom, but I feel like you're a mom.
47:38
[SPEAKER_01]: I saw this video where dad is explaining to his son.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's very sweet.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Why so many packages come to their house.
47:45
[SPEAKER_01]: And he's, it's a very different reason than why packages come to my house.
47:49
[SPEAKER_01]: Now, what do packages come to my house because I like online shopping.
47:52
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
47:52
[SPEAKER_01]: Packages come to their house because he says,
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[SPEAKER_01]: Your mom, when we're running low on something, she notices that and she goes and she orders it to make sure that we don't run out.
48:03
[SPEAKER_01]: I am not the mom who notices.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't either, it's the worst.
48:07
[SPEAKER_01]: So I guess what was my question.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Are you on that like notices?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I know for us, Alexa saved our life because when someone noticed something was going lower that we needed it, they would say Alexa added to the shopping list.
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[SPEAKER_01]: and then I'd have the app at when I was shopping.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Otherwise, I wouldn't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, do we have Kleenex?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Do we have 12 people?
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[SPEAKER_01]: No clue.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't buy Kleenex.
48:27
[SPEAKER_01]: How about that for controversy?
48:28
[SPEAKER_01]: I just use 12 people.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I know.
48:30
[SPEAKER_01]: That's Bruce's parents.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's what they would do.
48:32
[SPEAKER_00]: One of my friends, Jenny, shout out.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She is so flabbergasted because we'll be, you know, like we have five bathrooms, we have one roll.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like everybody just go grab that when and we'll pass it around.
48:42
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, do you not keep an emergency stash that you don't touch and then I'm like,
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, okay.
48:48
[SPEAKER_01]: So that is that's inconsistent with the escalator controller.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
48:54
[SPEAKER_00]: I forgot to tell you all the funniest thing I had to share.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
48:57
[SPEAKER_00]: And now we're out of time.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You got to do it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Real quick.
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[SPEAKER_00]: This is the funniest thing.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So remember the focus on the family disaster in my packing problem.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No underwear.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No underwear.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I took underwear to Memphis.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Few.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think you're going to say no panic.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I took on like, but you let me once.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Do you remember how we laughed so hard about how I came home on the airplane with no underwear on wearing no underwear and so and I was like, well, I have my pants up my pants up come and zip to whatever so we are laughing about Mary and I laughing so when we were in Memphis we go to get the real car and she's standing in line and I already in the rental car and she's like, come here and I'm being silly and annoyed and I'm like, what I'm kind of pulling a bruise like dancing around coming over.
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[SPEAKER_00]: and she says cover her and she's like hurry up and I could watch because your pants are all the way and zip down.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like not a little bit like wide open you're wearing green and these.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like oh my gosh so we're laughing so hard about this and size zip and I'm like that's horrifying.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm like well at least I had on underwear this time.
50:00
[SPEAKER_00]: So the end of this beginning is true.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The end of the trip we're standing in that security line for
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[SPEAKER_00]: TSA pre or whatever.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And we start laughing about how I was like dancing around being all bold and my underwear was hanging out of my zipper.
50:12
[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, well, that was terrible in Vova.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So we get called up to the TSA agent and Mary and goes to the right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I go to the left in the man, you know, can I take your picture?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Driver's license.
50:23
[SPEAKER_00]: And it had the driver's license thing where you stick your license in the little like it looked like a credit card slot like swiping.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Mary and just throws her, he's like, driver's like, she sets it on top of there, waiting and he's like,
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[SPEAKER_00]: You could put it in, man, so.
50:35
[SPEAKER_00]: And then I, the guy's like, picture picture does license and he goes, Miss Cynthia and I said, yeah, and he goes, do me one favor as you're walking off.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he goes, zip your pants, please.
50:47
[SPEAKER_00]: No, these pants are got to go.
50:49
[SPEAKER_00]: They're the ones I'm on now.
50:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my gosh.
50:51
[SPEAKER_01]: TSA.
50:52
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh no.
50:53
[SPEAKER_01]: It was a national security crisis.
50:56
[SPEAKER_01]: TSA was like, man, you know, I saw why you were so worried.
50:59
[SPEAKER_01]: This is a frequent thing that your pants are just unzipped.
51:02
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to round Willie Nilly.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's the age we got, apparently.
51:05
[SPEAKER_01]: Not my age.
51:06
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to get you those sweat pant jeans.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They don't have no zipper, but you're safe TSA.
51:12
[SPEAKER_00]: Who was trying to get me to do the same thing to do with my zipper.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's what TSA.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That man is a hating up to be like, oh, we got a middle-aged woman walking maybe not middle-aged.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I bet she's the owner of Mipsy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Mipsy, but she has a 10-tock station called Mipsy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She's famous.
51:38
[SPEAKER_01]: She, I saw her in the bathroom.
51:40
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, done enough callbacks.
51:42
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, let's go to Emma.
51:44
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's go talk about makeup on super travelers.
51:46
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to talk about makeup.
51:47
[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to talk about meeting the Walgreens Karen.
51:49
[SPEAKER_01]: and a dental emergency that different kids different treatment is what I've noted.
51:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, did you put corn on the list?
51:56
[SPEAKER_01]: That's, look, it doesn't look like that.
51:58
[SPEAKER_01]: You got to be careful.
51:59
[SPEAKER_01]: I have not just makeup tips.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I have skin care tips.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And one of the products does look like porn.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's PDRN.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, and then I have a 40-day sugar fast.
52:08
[SPEAKER_00]: I'd like to discuss with Wendy's speak.
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[SPEAKER_00]: With what?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Wendy's speak.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, how do you know for a long, long, long time?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, we have a lot to talk about.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Superdraft.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, all right, see you in the next.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Bye.
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[UNKNOWN]: Bye.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Alright, friends, again, thank you for being here as I've been out of town and I hope you've enjoyed some of this content from Max Lucato last week to sidetrack this week.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I love that and then again, I wanted to remind you that if you are looking for speakers for events coming up I'd love to be considered and that will be late August the fall that I am starting to book.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So thanks you guys for being a part of the mesmerized family.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You're the very best.