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The JFK Assassination Part 1: The Official Explanation · Conspiracy! The Show

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  Speaker 1: Welcome to Conspiracy The Show with the hosts Adam Todd
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  Speaker 1: Brown and Conyore mcspaden.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, everybody, I am keeping that vape noise in. I
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  Speaker 2: hope the mic picked it up. I really hope. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: welcome to Conspiracy the Show. I'm Adam Todd Brown, I'm
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  Speaker 2: Connor mcspadden. How's it going, man, Good dude, you just
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  Speaker 2: got home on Home from the Road, Home from the Road.
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  Speaker 3: I made a couple stops there were that were pertinent
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  Speaker 3: to this this week's episode, so I got myself so
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  Speaker 3: a little bit of a background color.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we'll be fun.
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  Speaker 3: I went to the the LBJ Library in Austin, which
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  Speaker 3: was awesome. I highly recommend it if you're in the area.
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  Speaker 3: Really yeah, some cool shit, a couple of cool things.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know they had something in there that was
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  Speaker 3: one of the coolest things I think I've ever seen
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  Speaker 3: is a JFK had paperweights made to commemorate the Cuban
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  Speaker 3: missile crisis all thirteen days. So it's a calendar of
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  Speaker 3: the month of October with those thirteen days, kind of
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  Speaker 3: like that's like bronze And they had lbj's he gave
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  Speaker 3: him to I think LBJ and all the joint chiefs
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  Speaker 3: of staff to kind of try to you know, men
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  Speaker 3: men things after that, after that fucking Fortnite of Hell.
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  Speaker 2: But that was that was super dope. What better way
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  Speaker 2: to do it than with commemorative paper weights.
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  Speaker 3: I mean that's like, that's about as cool as gifts
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  Speaker 3: get in the sixties. Yeah, and I'm sure he got
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  Speaker 3: them hookers too, but you can't exactly put those behind
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  Speaker 3: plexiglass and charge ten bucks to see him.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I've never been to any presidential library.
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  Speaker 2: I always I want to go to all the shitty ones,
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  Speaker 2: Like I want to go to the Bush. You want,
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  Speaker 2: I want to go to the gerald Ford Library Dubs, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: the gerald Ford.
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  Speaker 3: I want to go to all of them. It's been
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  Speaker 3: a it's been a mission of mine for a while.
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  Speaker 3: It was actually the first one I've been to, even
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  Speaker 3: excluding the ones in California, because I always fucking I
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  Speaker 3: always go on tour and I'm like, oh, i'll be
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  Speaker 3: passing through Little Rock, i gotta go see the Clinton Library.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, I'm always late because I wake up
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  Speaker 3: late and I fucking stopped to pee every forty five minutes,
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  Speaker 3: So I actually made the time to go to the
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  Speaker 3: LBJ one, and I'm very excited to continue. Doesn't every
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  Speaker 3: president have one after a certain point?
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  Speaker 2: I think like does Harding's incompetent ass have one?
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  Speaker 3: I think possible. I think they started right around like
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  Speaker 3: eyes Truman Eisen.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 3: I know Truman has one because I remember he used
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  Speaker 3: to work the phones at his own presidential library because
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  Speaker 3: he would he had like his office there, so people
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  Speaker 3: would call.
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  Speaker 2: In the morning and then they'd be like.
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  Speaker 3: How do I get to the Trubid library or what
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  Speaker 3: did she where he killed all those Asian people? And
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  Speaker 3: then they'd realize they're fucking talking to Harry Truman, and
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  Speaker 3: he's like, I had to get off on fifty six
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  Speaker 3: and I'll be here.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, So yeah, we're talking about JFK today. It's
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  Speaker 2: it's JFK. It's not JFK month in the sense that
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  Speaker 2: it's the he died that's next month.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's JFK month in the sense of those motherfucking documents, those.
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  Speaker 2: Documents that were supposed to be getting as of when
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  Speaker 2: we're recording this right now, which is October Is it sixteenth?
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  Speaker 2: It's the eighteenth.
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  Speaker 3: Today it's the eighteenth, but I think they're They're due
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  Speaker 3: to be released on the twenty sixth.
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  Speaker 2: Right, so by next week's episode we still won't know
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  Speaker 2: because we're recording them both at the same time. But
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  Speaker 2: if something huge happens, maybe we'll well, then this will
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  Speaker 2: be back in a valuable time capsule.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, for what the world used to think about this tragedy.
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  Speaker 2: Well, the thing about those documents are these are.
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  Speaker 3: The older Stone documents, correct, Yeah, And I hope that
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  Speaker 3: our children on that fateful day will walk in and
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  Speaker 3: fucking get be edgy on the internet and you know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're I think the concern is that
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  Speaker 2: there's going to be so much and there's going to
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  Speaker 2: be so much like jargon and so many code words,
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  Speaker 2: and there's gonna be so much redacted probably yeah, that
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  Speaker 2: it's gonna take months to really and because journalists are
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  Speaker 2: lazy like me, and you could probably power through reading
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  Speaker 2: them in Yeah, we just need the weekend.
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  Speaker 3: There's like a pot of coffee and a couple of
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  Speaker 3: riddle and then we'd have the case cracked. But unfortunately
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  Speaker 3: we've got We've got important things to do.
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  Speaker 2: At them, we really do.
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  Speaker 3: I gotta I gotta write my other isis podcast and
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  Speaker 3: you know you gotta you gotta keep finding like a
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  Speaker 3: semi ironic T shirts to wear exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a full time gig.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I know what people are most interested about is
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  Speaker 3: any information about Oswald's trip to Mexico City in Cuba, Right, yeah, man,
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  Speaker 3: all that ship So people think there kind of might
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  Speaker 3: be something there that's kind of where the hope lies.
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  Speaker 2: And it is. It does seem like it's the CIA
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  Speaker 2: that's kind of sketchy on wanting the ship to come out.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, it's like, oh, you know, the CIA's girlfriend
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  Speaker 3: accused him of cheating on America and it's like, well, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: just screen screencap the text.
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  Speaker 2: They're like, what do you need the text? I told
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  Speaker 2: you you don't trust me.
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  Speaker 3: We're having a conversation about trust and I was like, well, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: easier to trust you could screencat just.
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  Speaker 2: Send me his brain. What what you lost the brain? Really?
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  Speaker 2: That is so crazy that they lost the brain.
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  Speaker 3: One of my one of my favorite things about Bill Clinton,
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  Speaker 3: A great excuse to bring up an impression that I
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  Speaker 3: can actually do, is uh he when he took office,
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  Speaker 3: he he basically told I forget who he told somebody
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  Speaker 3: working under him, He's like, find out who killed JFKG.
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  Speaker 3: I want to know the people deserveing now, you know.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, and then he then he was just like yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I couldn't. I couldn't get to the bottom of that one.
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  Speaker 3: He just he also met him when he's a little
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  Speaker 3: good Have you seen that clip?
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  Speaker 2: No? Yeah, because he was he was in like some
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  Speaker 2: like Arkansas.
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  Speaker 3: Youth Leader kind of program or whatever, you know, like
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  Speaker 3: like a like like a scholarship you know, where they
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  Speaker 3: send excuse to meet the president for the photo op.
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  Speaker 3: And uh yeah, you can see video footage of a
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  Speaker 3: young Bill Clinton shaking JFK's hand.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty crazy. Oh that's amazing. Yeah, it's kind of fun.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, we're gonna go through. There's so many different
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  Speaker 2: conspiracy theories. This one more thing.
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  Speaker 3: I at the LBJ library, I got a I only
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  Speaker 3: got one souvenir because they did not have replica paperweights
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  Speaker 3: for sale, and if they did, you bet your fucking
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  Speaker 3: ass I would have gotten one.
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  Speaker 2: I do.
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  Speaker 3: I've never had a problem with paper blowing away from
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  Speaker 3: my workspace. I live in an unventilated side room of
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  Speaker 3: a crackhouse in Echo Park. It is exclusively arid and inhabitable.
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  Speaker 3: But I would have gotten one of those. I got
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  Speaker 3: a postcard of LBJ swearing in on Air Force one
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  Speaker 3: next to Jackie Kennedy.
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  Speaker 2: What a horrifying thing to put on a postcard.
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  Speaker 3: Is not morbid at all of the one of the
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  Speaker 3: one of the most horrible pivotal moments in not only
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  Speaker 3: the twentieth century, all of human history.
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  Speaker 2: And it's on a fucking postcard. I mean, it's not
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  Speaker 2: like you had, Like, you don't get an inauguration when
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  Speaker 2: that happens, right, No, No, you don't get the big party.
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  Speaker 2: You don't get any of that.
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  Speaker 3: Be kind of weird to have someone come up and
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  Speaker 3: play smash mouth cover, you know, right after you told
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  Speaker 3: Jay that's a great that's a great thing. And by
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  Speaker 3: the way, I'm gonna be referencing this book a lot.
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  Speaker 3: I should get it out here early. Is the book
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  Speaker 3: Brothers by David Talbot is a very very great look
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  Speaker 3: at the relationship between Bobby and Jack what he thought
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  Speaker 3: happened with the assassination. You know, it goes through the
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  Speaker 3: presidency and the aftermath and Bobby's assassination and the people
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  Speaker 3: that worked closely with them within the White House and
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  Speaker 3: it's really really interesting, fucking great information. My dad recommended
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  Speaker 3: it to me. It's a breezy, fucking like it's almost
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  Speaker 3: like a mystery novel kind of. It's just fun listen.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, I just love thinking of you. And then
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  Speaker 3: there's a great line of that book where Jackie is
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  Speaker 3: like they're about to swear in and they got the
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  Speaker 3: official photographer or whatever, and LBJ tells her to wipe
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  Speaker 3: the blood off her dress, and she does, and she's like,
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  Speaker 3: I should have fucking lifted there and have to see
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  Speaker 3: what they did to jack I'm just.
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  Speaker 2: Like Jesus Christ totally. Yeah, I was already surprised there's
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  Speaker 2: not more blood in that picture. She was sitting right
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  Speaker 2: next to him.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, crazy, Maybe that was a body double looking at you, Malania, right,
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  Speaker 3: you see that shit.
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  Speaker 2: No, people are accusing Milania A.
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  Speaker 3: Trump of using body doubles because she had the big
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  Speaker 3: sunglasses on next to Trump and the nose didn't match,
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  Speaker 3: so they're saying that she just like is totally checked out.
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  Speaker 3: She's got a body double, like MF dooing. I think
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  Speaker 3: that was open Mike Eagles joke. But yeah, do you
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  Speaker 3: remember doune to that. Yeah, that was great, Yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: love that. And then doing was just like, yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: did it. If I'm a crazy guy, what do you
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  Speaker 3: want from me?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? He had people go perform as him. That was fantastic. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you can do that when you wear a mask. We
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  Speaker 2: should wear masks. So we do podcast.
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  Speaker 3: So I could sell seven tickets in every major metropolitan area.
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  Speaker 2: At the same time at the same time.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I said, comfortably from my home, I'm going to
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  Speaker 3: give you a little dossier full of dead kid jokes
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  Speaker 3: for you to use and know it'll be the wiser.
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  Speaker 2: You got any plugs. Tonight, come see me in Tempe, Phoenix,
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  Speaker 2: and Tucson, all at seven pm. Yeah, how do you
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  Speaker 2: like it? So let's go through the official story.
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  Speaker 3: I'm on Craigslist hiring mean Boys crisis actress.
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  Speaker 2: So let's go through the official explanation of what happened
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  Speaker 2: to JFK. He was in nineteen sixty three ramping up
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  Speaker 2: for the next presidential election. He hasn't hadn't announced he
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  Speaker 2: was running, but obviously he was gonna fucking run do it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not. A month later, he addressed democratic gatherings in
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  Speaker 2: Boston and Philadelphia. Then on November twelfth, he held the
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  Speaker 2: first important political planning session for the upcoming year. The
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  Speaker 2: importance of winning Florida and Texas gross was stressed, and
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  Speaker 2: JFK talked about his plans to visit both states in
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  Speaker 2: the next two weeks. Dunt dunt dun uh missus Kennedy
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  Speaker 2: came with him. Uh. Jacqueline, she's got a name, sexist.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck Uh, I call.
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  Speaker 3: Her Jacqueline Bouvier. All right, that guy didn't that fuck
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  Speaker 3: Greek fuck? Wait, no, Jackie Jackie on NASAs NASA. That
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  Speaker 3: fucking Greek motherfucker didn't cheat on her. Probably I'm sure
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  Speaker 3: he did.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: I called him a Greek motherfucker. I know nothing of
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  Speaker 3: the Greeks or this man.
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  Speaker 2: She accompanied him or was planning to accompany him on
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  Speaker 2: the swing through Texas, which would be her first extended
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  Speaker 2: public appearance since the loss of their baby Patrick in August.
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  Speaker 2: I did not know that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I have one of these things that kind of
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  Speaker 3: gets glossed over. Yeah, she had a whole fucking month, man,
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  Speaker 3: did she?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? It was bad times for her.
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  Speaker 4: So that's well, that's crazy because you see all the
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  Speaker 4: you see all the pictures of her in Uh, it
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  Speaker 4: must have I feel like it must have been pretty
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  Speaker 4: young baby, because you see all the pictures of her
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  Speaker 4: like during the presidency and like, do you never remember like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: there's pregnant Jackie.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you know, yeah I don't. Yeah, I've never That
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  Speaker 2: was complete news to me. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's also funny because you're like, oh, he cheated on
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  Speaker 3: his pregnant way.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what if the CIA killed the baby too? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: God?
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  Speaker 3: Like yeah, they took an ultra sounding like he looks
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  Speaker 3: a little too charming and handsome. Yeah, this guy's really
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  Speaker 3: gonna fuck up the primaries in the in the late eighties,
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  Speaker 3: so we got to take him out. He's a communist,
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  Speaker 3: sympathize that you can tell by the umbilical cord.
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  Speaker 2: On November twenty first, the President and First Lady departed
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  Speaker 2: on Air Force one for the two day, five city
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  Speaker 2: tour of Texas. Kennedy was aware that a feud among
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  Speaker 2: Democratic Party leaders in Texas could jeopardize his chance of
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  Speaker 2: winning in sixty four, so he planned to use the
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  Speaker 2: trip to bring Democrats together. We all know how that easy,
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  Speaker 2: how easy that is, and uh, particularly in.
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  Speaker 3: We should let everything burned until everyone is one hundred
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  Speaker 3: percent right like me.
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  Speaker 2: Uh. He was particularly interested in mending fences in Dallas
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  Speaker 2: because there was a small but vocal group of extremists
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  Speaker 2: who were contributing to political tensions there. They had at
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  Speaker 2: one point attacked US Ambassador to the UN Adelaie Stevenson
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  Speaker 2: in October after he made a speech there.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, can't get a break adele Stevenson loses two presidential
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  Speaker 3: elections to a war hero and then gets the shit
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  Speaker 3: beaten out of him.
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  Speaker 2: Trying to help broker world peace.
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  Speaker 3: I wonder, I wonder how, I wonder how extreme these
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  Speaker 3: extremists were because you probably like graded on the curve
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  Speaker 3: of you know, what what progressivesm was in the nineteen sixties,
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  Speaker 3: and then you're like, oh, these they just yeah, they
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  Speaker 3: want an equal pay for women with these fucking yeah
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  Speaker 3: fucking nerds, Come on.
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  Speaker 2: It was either that or they were high jacking planes
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  Speaker 2: and forcing them to land in Cuba. Very possible. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: there's also like, you know a lot of fucking just
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  Speaker 2: regular hijackings, but they were like party hijackings where they
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  Speaker 2: just like if they blow up the plane, they're gonna
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  Speaker 2: make everyone get off so you can just like watch
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  Speaker 2: And that's like the fucking layover of my dreams.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well they fucking storm the cockpit with some like
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  Speaker 3: the rum teenies and they're like, hey, spring break.
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  Speaker 2: If my plane landed, and they every time they were
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  Speaker 2: like all right, head to the window, we're gonna blow
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  Speaker 2: that one up. I'd fly everywhere. I would fly to
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  Speaker 2: fucking Santa Monica from downtown Los Angeles. I didn't get
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  Speaker 2: what you're saying. Well, because that's what terrorism was in
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  Speaker 2: the seventies. They would like hijack a plane, but then
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  Speaker 2: they would just go land it somewhere and get all
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  Speaker 2: the passengers off and then blow it up.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, blow the plane up, just to like show what
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  Speaker 3: they were capable of, like we can get to you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but they weren't trying to kill people.
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  Speaker 3: I thought they would just like get like hold the
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  Speaker 3: hostages and like you know, for ransom and shit.
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  Speaker 2: Now a lot of times people were trying to get
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  Speaker 2: to Cuba. Oh, that was a really common thing. Like
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  Speaker 2: terrorism was so common in the seventies in the United States. Bombings.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you read that book Nixon Land, it's fucking
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  Speaker 3: you read about it and you're like, holy shit. I
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  Speaker 3: thought we had a lot of fucking like the biggot
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  Speaker 3: a violence going on but.
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  Speaker 2: God damn yeah, And there were a lot of terrorist
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  Speaker 2: bombings in the sixties and seventies, like the Weather Underground,
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  Speaker 2: Like that was an actual group that blew shit up.
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  Speaker 3: They was a Jack White's band, right exactly. And uh
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  Speaker 3: say that.
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  Speaker 2: The Jewish Defense League also, who we could do a
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  Speaker 2: fascinating episode is.
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  Speaker 3: A sub sub branch of the West Coast Avengers, the
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  Speaker 3: Jewish Defense League.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's funny you mentioned that, because we could do
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  Speaker 2: a fascinating episode about Sug Night and the Jewish Defense League. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: and I believe we should. We should because there there
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  Speaker 2: is there's a document that was released, an FBI document
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  Speaker 2: about them investigating aims that rappers were being extorted for
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  Speaker 2: money using death threats and that it was a music
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  Speaker 2: executive working with the Jewish Defense League and the people
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  Speaker 2: who were targeted were like easy E Tupac. I don't
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  Speaker 2: see any correlation there. And if you read it, like
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  Speaker 2: all the names are redacted, but it's like that's probably
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  Speaker 2: Suge Knight, Like that really sounds like Suge Knight.
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  Speaker 3: Dude Joe Dash very funny comics at best. He is
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  Speaker 3: the black Snightly Whiplash.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, sug Knight. Oh, fucking crazy hijacking thing.
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  Speaker 3: That a ransom thing, rather than have you see Richard
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  Speaker 3: Branson got like got for like two million dollars.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, some fake ransom shit. So in person they said,
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  Speaker 2: this is do I understand the story.
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  Speaker 3: Someone impersonating someone within the English government was like, hey, Richard,
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  Speaker 3: someone's being held hostage. They wanted two million dollars ransom.
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  Speaker 3: We don't usually do this and this is our officially
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  Speaker 3: against our policy, but this is very sensitive. We need
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  Speaker 3: this person back. If we can borrow the money from you,
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  Speaker 3: the British government will find a way to pay you back. Please,
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  Speaker 3: just for the service of the crown. He's like, no worries,
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  Speaker 3: I got you, and he sends it over and then
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  Speaker 3: it was just he got Nigerian prints. Is how I
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  Speaker 3: understand it.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, just a fucking suspected spam call, he answers it anyway, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: oh yeah, nothing fishy. They nothing weird about that. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: let's get back to talking about jfk uh. The first
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  Speaker 2: stop of his Texas trip was in San Antonio, which
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  Speaker 2: arguably went way better than most of the other most
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: of the other trips.
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: When you love getting back to me, I feel like
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: I had a to have speech out there.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: On the morning of November twenty second, nineteen sixty three,
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: he began his day with light rain and thousands of
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: people lined up outside his hotel in Fort Worth. How
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: did they know what hotel he was staying at? Jesus,
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: that's weird. Oh, I mean people people have been able
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: to figure that shit out forever. I mean yeah. And
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: also if you're the president, it's probably only so many
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: hotels in Fort Worth where a president would stay too.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I figure you just go like the nicest one.
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: But uh, also you probably like, oh, the one that
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: all had hassle, the black limousine circling around it, or
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: you know, they follow the people from the airport. I
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: just finished Hillary Clinton's book, and she'd talk about how
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: people like when they'd find out that Hillary was staying
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: at her hotel, they would like leave messengers forward taped
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: to the wall and stit.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: So it's like, you know, it's like find out able. Yeah.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: I guess that's more modern example, but yeah, that was
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: a great I was also a great stunt. And jackass
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: is when they have that fucking poster on the wall
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: and they're like, oh, I saw the jackass guys are
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: staying here. Then it's just the giant comes out.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: And yeah, I love that all those jackass movies. I
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: fucking love dude. It's some of the best comedy ever made.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: It really is. It's truly magical. Yeah, so he uh
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: he started that morning in Fort Worth. He addressed the
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: crowd connor, do you want to take that?
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: There are no faint hats and fate and foot it's
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: really really bad, you know, you know what, you know,
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: I don't do a good job. I don't do like
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: I can do a couple of voices and then people
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: think like, oh well, how about let's hear your you know,
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: fucking bumblebee man. And I'm like, I don't really have
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: a bun man. I just kind of do like Bill
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: Clinton and Alex Jones kind of and I'm basically just
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: doing a ship or me or Quimby. But I can
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: do a kind of a better Bobby Kennedy. But all right,
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: there are no faint hats in ford Worth, and I
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: appreciate your being here this morning. Missus Kennedy is organizing herself.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: It takes longer, but of course she looks better than
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: we when she does it. I'm I don't want pig.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: I definitely, I don't want to bang or anybody else.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: The whole the whole thing with the Kennedy impression is
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: just the placement of the er. Ah. So so he
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: had a few more talks that morning in Fort Worth
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: and then they leave for love Love Field in Dallas,
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Texas city by the way, great city. I did a
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: show their last Halloween Out of you, Dallas, Out of
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: your like the m Apples Connolly, Uh, the motorcade. They
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: went by motorcade Carswell Air Force Base for the thirty
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: to deal Plaza. I didn't and I don't know why. Yeah,
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: that's Adam that I didn't even think about it.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: That's so like you were wearing the official like uh,
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: fucking hat of the guy that goes to Dally Plaza
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: to take the picture.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: Oh oh you know why because we were supposed to
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: be in Dallas for two days we had it was
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: on the Portugal de Man tour and they had a
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: day or we had a day off, and I found
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: out they were going to Roswell, So I was like,
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: I'm fucking going to.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: That was gonna be my counter examples, Like you're passing
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: through Roswell, New Mexico and you own aliens.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: I was literally about to say that, and that's so funny.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: That was yeah, so that that's why I didn't have
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: time in dak because then when I got to Dallas,
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: I had the show that night and then we left
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: the next day. I mean we had some barbecue, of course,
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: but yeah, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: Go take my uh my, my new photo journalism project
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: where I just do a hasteless snapchat filters in front
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: of American tragedy landmarks, where I go stand in the
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: X with the dog ears.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: There's got to be a bunch in La Chat lives
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: right behind the where the Black Dahlia.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean I know, the hotel where Bobby
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: Kennedy was shot has since been torn down, and that
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: bummed me out. I actually heard Bill Burr talking about
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: that forever ago, and I was like, fuck, I would
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: have liked it gun and seen that ballroom.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: But uh yeah. They tore down the Nazi compound in
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Santa Monica too, they did, I know. I mean that's
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: a little better, but I mean.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, after probably a good move after World War.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Two ended, they immediately tore it down seventy one years later.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but the infrastructure and layout of Santa Monica lives
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: on as a testament to the fucking perils of fascism.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: I was just talking about how much I hate that
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: place before we left. Shit.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: Oh, here's what I was thinking, is if there's like
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: a modern assassinating, like say, like Trump gets shot, you know,
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: which I don't think would I. You know, as much
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: as I hate the guy, I think I don't want
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: to always a bad thing, don't want anybody to get
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: it's always It's never good, never shakes out.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: President assassinated is always bad.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that doesn't no ending to that is great. But
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: I just think it's funny that the only only footage
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: is a person doing that thing where they put the
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: Snapchat filter on somebody else, likely so you can't see
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: the exit wound because there's a dog ear in the way.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: And then as his mouth goes agape, when the fucking
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: blood drains from his eyes and his fucking skull leaks
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: out onto his big long tides, the tongue flaps out
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: of the Snapchat filter.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: And then we have to add this is.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: The Zapruder film for the fucking millennial generation. You see
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: in that moment, just the death of Western civilization and
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: the ideals of the history.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: And she's like, Okay, well, yeah, we just we live
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: in a fucking police state.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: Because this guy had to go get a bunch of
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: retweets for his sneaky snaps.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: That would be pretty great. Yeah, that's a little fantasy
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: I had in the car on the triover. So they
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: flew to Dallas, which takes thirteen minutes from Fort Worth.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: But hey, that's fine.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Uh so, and since yeah, things to do, and by things,
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: I mean secretaries.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: Since it wasn't raining anymore, they took the plastic bubble
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: top off of the motorcade. Probably not a great idea,
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: and the procession left the airport and traveled along a
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: ten mile route that wound through downtown Dallas on the
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: way to the Trademark, where the President was scheduled to
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: speak at a luncheon. That sounds like a made up
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: business from King of the Hill. Yeah, it sounds like
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: a dollar store, dude, We're going to Trademark, Bobby. The
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: car turned off Main Street at Dealey Plaza around twelve
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: thirty PM as it was passing the Texas School Book Depository,
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: gunfire rang out. Bullets struck the President's neck and head,
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: and he slumped over toward Missus kennedyment. The governor was
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: also hit in the chest, which what was the name
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: of the governor that was hit, Uh Connolly. Yeah, and
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: the car, you know, obviously sped off the park. Everyone
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: knows this park. You've seen the movie. Yeah, you've seen
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: the movie. We've seen the footage he gets shot and
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: they speed off. It's very dramatic foot Oh. Yeah, it's
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: a fucking harrowing. Yeah, there's so many things about it that,
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: like even now when you watch it, you're like, why why,
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: Like why were they even driving? Like they didn't secure anything, Like,
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: it's such a crazy story.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: It is well and it's yeah, and it's also just
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: like he wanted to, you know, as a show of confidence.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: He was like, you know, people were questioning his fucking
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: chances in the next election. He's like, I'm gonna we're
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: going out of show and we're gonna win Texas again,
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: and we're gonna make black people people for realsies.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: And I have a whole plan for the world, you know.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: And then yeah, it was just kind of the the arrogance,
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: but uh.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, or was it or was the CIA? Just like, yeah,
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: we checked the buildings. Buildings are great, nothing going on
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: in there. Uh tell you, we.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: Got in those buildings a lot of big fans. Mister president,
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: you're gonna have a great.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: So.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they took him to the hospital. Obviously he didn't live.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: A priest was summoned to administer the last rites, and
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: at about one pm, JFK was pronounced dead. Governor Donley
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: was seriously wounded but did recover. The president's body was
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: brought to love Field and placed on Air Force one.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Before the plane took off, a grim faced LBJ, accompanied
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: by Missus Kennedy, took that famous postcard photo. Yeah, you know, the.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: Now sunny postcard picture. I gotta hang that up. It's
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: still in my car. But yeah, look at the like
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: it's like this is so brutal, Like this look at
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: that woman.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that poor fucking nice woman. It blows my mind
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: that of all the LBJ, like, is that the only
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: moment they could put on a postcard. You're gonna mail
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: that to your family. They had a shitload of postcards.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: But that was like, yeah, that was like sitting on
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: the carousel and I was like well for a dollar
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: twenty nine, I'm going to need to own one of these.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Absolutely, it should have mailed a few out. Yeah, so
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: less than an hour or less than an hour earlier
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: before all this happened, police had arrested Lee Harvey Oswald. Uh,
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: this is an hour earlier before JFK finally died. Obviously
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: they didn't arrest him he shot or did they clarify
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: the street He's like Ted Cruz his uncle, right, I'm
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: pretty sure I think so. Yeah, he's or a father
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: or something like that. Great yeah, godfather or something. Yeah.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Police had arrested Lee Harvey Oswald, a recently hired employee
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: at the Texas school Book Depository. He was being held
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: for the assassination of President Kennedy and the fatal shooting
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: shortly afterward of patrolman J. D. Tippett on a Dallas street.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: He's a guy that you forget about a lot in all. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: because they finally found Oswald in a movie theater. Yeah,
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: and that's where this other shooting happened. Or no, did
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: they arrest him in the movie theater.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: I think they arrested him in the movie theater, and
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: I think he got shot like outside of a car,
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: or he was stopped in his car.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Oh it says it right there. Yeah. Yeah. Less than
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: an hour after Kennedy was assassinated, Tippett had stopped Oswald,
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: who shot him at point blank range. Oswald was a
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: twenty four year old former marine who had the affected
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: to the Soviet Union and returned to the US the
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: year before.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: I mean, even it wasn't point blank range, Osa would
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: have hit him because, as we know, he is an expert.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Marks he really can land a shot.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: Who who pulled off the crime of the century using
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: a rifle that I think costs like eighty nine cents
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: in a couple like a school bonus box tops.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: Like the Mayor's rifle.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he got that he got in the back of
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: a comic book with his X race Pecs. It was
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: like a mail order rifle. I think that like ahead,
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: assemble yourself and ship.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it was. They have that gun? Can you like,
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: is that gun in a museum somewhere? Is that rifle?
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: Let's let's see, because like they didn't throw it into
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: a Vata asset after that happened.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: I wonder if it's in the I don't know if
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: they would put it in the JFK Library. It seems
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: like a little kind of like Jesus in the in
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: the depository, Oh may because they do have that area,
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: like it's kind of sealed off.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: And there's that's the fucking great Bill Hicks joke where
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: he's like, I went to the Texas school Book Depository
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: and it's like, oh, yeah, it was just like it
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: was on that day.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: No shooter. Nice. Yeah, it doesn't really say remained in
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: the possession of the FBI for a few years. Yeah,
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: I imagine like the Warren Commission. Oh, there's a replica
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: on display at the sixth Floor Museum in Dallas, but
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: the rifle and pistol are now kept in a secure
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: location within the National Archives and Records Administration building in
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: College Park, Maryland. Uh dude, man, you gotta.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: I just want to work my way up as a
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: fucking paper pusher so I can get to the point
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: where I'm like, can.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: I see the rifle? Can I just go touch the
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: gun that? Can I take a picture with it?
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Can I take a selfie with the one of the
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: most significant weapons of all time?
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: So this is a The morning after Oswald was arrested, obviously,
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: he was murdered by Jack Ruby. Let's watch some old
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: timey news.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Foot Dallas, as President Kennedy is accused assassin.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: They shot down himself during a jail transfer.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: There's an ominous symbol in Lee Harvey Oswald's murder weapon
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: as he has taken to the city of jailed basement.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Where it's like a video game where they just have
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: the weapon you're using floating of your hes. Yeah, smile.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Here's an assailant moves in from the right.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: It's just funny that that's like evidence handling was was
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: done back that.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: That's so crazy.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Another camera, the motion is slowed, the murderer moves in,
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: and here is the shame of all America as Jack
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Rubinstein takes the law under himself.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: I think maybe the government killing JFK was the shame
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: of all America the same Yeah, right, where President Kennedy died,
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: doctor's work to save his life, or just that America
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: killed president President's death.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: He's accused slayer is dead.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Luke Harvey Oswell is twenty four.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, that is how old I am and I
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: really haven't made my mark on the world.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was getting done by your age. God damn it.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: That's a little a little embarrassing. The assailant who shot
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: Lee Harvey Oswald obviously was Jack Ruby. I did not
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: know this. In the video they call him Jack Rubinstein.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: I thought his last name was just Ruby. Me too.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: That's a great fucking King of the Hill joke is
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: when Dale is like, well, how do I know it's
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: Jack Ruby's hat? Okay, what colors does it come in?
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: That's the fucking best show ever.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: That is a really good show. So this is where
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: the conspiracy start. Obviously those are the official events. There
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: are people who believe that Oswald was killed in order
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: to stop him from revealing a larger conspiracy. And there
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: is that famous line where he's someone asks him about it,
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: is it publicly? And he he says, I'm a patsy? Basically, oh,
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Jack Ruby, No it was. Let me see if I
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: can find that clip. Wait, who said who said they're
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: a pat Here we go? Whoa this is? This is
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: like during is like on the twenty second the same
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: day when.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: He's like arrest interviewed by the by the comps.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: I like some league and representation the police officers. I'm
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: not allowed me to to have any I don't know
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: what this is all about. It, I'll go for lack
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: of unto.
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: I go to people I.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Work in that building the time. Naturally, if I work
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: in that building, yes, man, because of the fact that
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: I live, I'm just a.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Part of President Damn. I don't disbelieve him. I mean yeah,
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: I mean there's a reason this conspiracy theory has hung
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: around as long as it has, and it's because there's
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: a lot of weird ship about it, especially as it
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: pertains to Oswald and his ability to commit this fucking crime.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, and it's a I mean like they've done
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: fucking like the recreations of the window, and like sometimes
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: people say they can get the shots off.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: Sometimes they say they can't. I mean, people say it's
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: a piece of shit rifle.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: There's six, you know, three shots in six seconds. People
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: say they had more shots. It's like, I don't know.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: And then between that and all the geopolitical fucking the
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: hands in the cookie jars swirling around everywhere, it's like
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: there's so many there's like fifteen somethings. So I feel
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: like it's not nothing right, you know.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: So On November twenty ninth, Lyndon Johnson appointed the President's
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: Commission on the Assassination of President Kennedy, and as we
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: all know now, it came to be known as the
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Warren Commission because the chairman was Earl Warren, Chief Justice
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: of the United States, and Johnson directed the commission to
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: evaluate matters relating to the assassination and the subsequent killing
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: of the alleged assassin, and to rep its findings and
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: conclusions to him. In nineteen sixty four, the Warren Commission
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: concluded President Kennedy was killed by a lone assassin, Oswald,
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: while three other investigations in sixty eight, seventy five and
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: seventy eight seventy nine confirmed the commission's conclusion that JFK
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: had been killed by two shots from behind. Yeah. Yeah, right,
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: So let's get into some of the things that are
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: are weird about the official explanation of what happened.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because, I mean, the the one kind of prevailing
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: the theory within, within, within a lot of the theories
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: that the Warren Commission is just like America was pretty bummed.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: They wanted a nice tidy ending to all of this, right,
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: you know, and which makes sense.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't. I wouldn't put that past the CIA.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Or you know the and it's probably not untrue. Yeah,
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: I mean I don't. This is one of those things
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: where it's like, do you want to know the truth,
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Like when gorbachaw when glass Gnost happened, and he was like,
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: you want to know what Rush is up to? I'll
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: tell you, and people were like, oh, this is bad.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: At the risk of sounding look at Dullard, what is
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: glass nose. It was when Gorbachev, near the end of
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: his run in the Soviet Union, he put this policy
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: of transparency and shit in place where the government wasn't
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: as secretive anymore, and they started telling people about the past,
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: and people who fucking love Stalin found out Stalin, I
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: don't know, killed hundreds of thousands of people in their
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: small part of the Soviet Union. Oh yeah, and it's
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: one of the things that eventually kind of collapsed the
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Soviet Union when ye Gorbachev is a fucking weird motherfucker. Anyway. Yeah,
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: so let's talk about the magic bullet because Oswald fired
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: just three bullets in Dallas.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: What's what's fucking great about this is that this is
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: now a kitchen product.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: It is like like the thing used to justify the
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: largest the alleged lie ever the foisted upon the American
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: pro public is a great way for smoothies when you're
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: in a rush. I used the magic bullet this morning
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: to make a kale shake, and I was making it
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: and I was like, I gotta go over my notes,
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: and I was like, wait a minute.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: I like to think that there's a government, like a
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: wing of the government that's just creating products that they
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: can put out to the public for seo purposes. So
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: now when you Google magic Bullet, you just get that
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: fucking thing. That's so funny to bury all the truth
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: completely Barry's history on the tenth page of Google.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I went to a burger place in Japan. They
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: get the two sizes fat man and little boy. Which
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: one do I want?
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: I don't know the So, yeah, he fired three bullets
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: in Dallas, but he killed JFK and badly wounded Governor
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: John Connolly, who was sitting in front of the President.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: The Warren Commission came up with the single bullet theory
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: to explain how Oswald did so much damage with just
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: three rounds.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, actually, I forgot I just started a new Gulf
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: of Tonkin incident. Non step Han guaranteed never to stick.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: Great for flapjacks and scrambled. Sorry, I was trying to
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: think of another confirmed false flag.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: That was a good one.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a good one. I'm done. I'm done
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: with that. That riff don't know enough about history to
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: do anymore.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: So. The magic bullet theory basically goes that both men
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: were hit by a single bullet which entered JFK's upper back,
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: exited his his pussy and his craft, exited his throat,
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: and struck Connelly, breaking a rib and shattering his wrist
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: and finally coming to rest in his thigh. Yeah. Gaptics
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: say the trajectory was fanciful and renamed it the magic
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: bullet theory. And this is just one of the things
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: that conspiracy theorists point to as the maybe being a
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: cover up of some sort.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: When you when you just visualize the path of that
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: bullet mentally, it doesn't remind you when bugs Bunny goes
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: like digging around America or whatever.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know what does that mean? He live
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: turned it out with or any uber driver trying to
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: find my apartment build up? Yes, it's like are you
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: being chased by the police, right, now, what the fuck
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: I took I took it.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: I got an uber ride from one of those guys
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: who just has like every accent at once. I couldn't
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: I couldn't really put a finger on it. But he
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: didn't realize that I was taking an uber pool and
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: he didn't understand the pool function, so he just kept
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: he kept getting routed to where the other people were
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: supposed to go to pick him up, and then he
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: wouldn't get or he wouldn't get and I'd be like, no,
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: I'm going he and then it basically, I just it
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: was not a funny story.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: He's a bad uber driver. Sounds like chaos. So yeah,
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: this is the The magic bullet theory is one big
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: component of all the JFK conspiracies, as is the grassy
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: knoll you always hear about the ground, knowl and people
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: who say there was another shot that's right the grass.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: Dallas's hotest new eatery uh, we got buffalo everything.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: They just need to do cool shit at Dealey Plaza
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: all the time. I wonder if they do.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: Dally Plaza would be a good name for like a
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: like a like a like a like an army surplus store.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: That just sells like you know, government destabilization supplies, like, Oh,
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: I'll get a mylar blanket and some loose ammunition and
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: Daley Plaza.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: Have you ever been to an army surplus store?
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: Oh those are the coll Yeah, I fucking love the
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: army surplus stores.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: Oh They're so fucking great. It's like sporting goods stores
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: of war, like I was thinking about like I was.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, when I fantasy, I was fantasizing about having money,
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: I I I was. I realized how broke I was
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: because I was. I was staying with a friend out
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: on the road, and then I opened up the cabinet.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: I was like, Wow, this motherfucker's got all the spices.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: If this guy he's Cuman or red pepper or ground
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: ginger at two in the morning, he is set.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: But I was.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: I think the first thing I would get into would
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: probably sadly be doomsday pre you know. I'd be like,
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: I need to get like a big duffel bag full
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: of jerky and like some you know, some good, good
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: thick sucks.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: I at least once a week now think I gotta
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: just buy a bunch of bottled water and just have
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: it here. Yeah, absolutely, I never do it, like I
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: have that thought, as if it's the most radical idea,
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: just buying water and not drinking it, Like I just.
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: Need as it stands right now, I have a Civil
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: Wars saber. I got it, a comic book expo, and
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: a toy crossbow that's actually pretty deadly. I got a
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: swap meat and Chino, So I figure I'll just uh,
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: I'll just acquire the rest of the old fashioned way.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: I've already got a mohawk I'm cut out for the wasteland. Yeah,
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: it'll be fine. The grassy knoll, So the grassy Knoll.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: Most conspiracy theories pivot around the idea that Oswald wasn't
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: acting alone and when the president was hit by the
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: bullet that killed him, the motorcade was passing a grassy
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: knoll on the north side of Elm Street. What a nightmare?
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: Am I right? Ay, it's on Elm Street, guys, guy.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: Decided, I guess, I guess noel is a better word
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: for small hill. But I feel like if it wasn't
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: for that, there's certain words that you don't hear in
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: context without the other words, and like nol is one
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: of them.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: Works Like I feel like this was Nole's big break.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: I feel like if it was for this, it would
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: just be some shit you'd read in the Hobbit and
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: be like, what is that?
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: I guess it's like a hill, you know it? Yeah?
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Does it have to have stuff on it?
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Does is that?
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: What?
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: Can I just come there be a bear noll? Yeah?
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Could it be a dirty knoll? Like a dusty knoll?
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: If there's grass on the noole? Play ball? Hell? Yeah?
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: So uh yeah. The president was hit by the bullet
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: that killed him. The motorcade was passing, allegedly the grassy
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: knoll on the north side of Elm Street. Newspaper photographs
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: record that shortly after the shooting, police arrested three tramps
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: found in a railroad car behind the knowle. That is
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: nineteen sixties as shit.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: When I when I hear three tramps, I'm picturing the
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: robbers from home alone anybody else.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. And that's one of the things that people
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: point to is the men were actually clean shaven and
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: well dressed. They had like clean hands, and the speculation
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: is that they were actually working for the CIA and
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: were not hobos or tramps.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: I do, I do like the idea of like some
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: fucking like squared off buzz cut, like super like nineteen
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: sixties hard ass CIA dude being like can I borrow
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: a quarter? I need to take the bus. I'm homeless,
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: just trying to act like a like a vagrant.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's like a very specific look to the dudes
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: on the Grassy Knoll. And when you see it, yeah,
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: what was the I gotta find you thinking of umbrella
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: man or no, there's a Chicago Bears coach that just
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: was the embodiment Mark Tressman. And this guy just has
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: that not a good picture of him. Yeah, he's got
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: the hat, he has got that like that buzz cut
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: in the glasses.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: Dude fucking like Bob Haldeman, like Nixon's chief of stash staff.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: Hold of it, you know, yeah, Nixon.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: Very similar ex chrowns are just realized. Uh, yeah, he's
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: got just that.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: If you want to if you want to picture what
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: the guy looks like, it's also exactly what my maternal
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: grandfather looks like.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: That's no picture of him. So yeah, the tramps who
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: are arrested on the Grassy Knoll did not look like tramps.
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: And there's and then and then they performed a quick
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: choreographed musical number to much acclaim from the arresting officers,
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: and we're free.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: To go, and there's not much. You don't hear more.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: I'm just the tramp. We're nothing but scamps and we're
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: hanging out on the No, you don't hear much about
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: them after, like, there's nothing in the official record, there's
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: nothing to see here.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: And he lifts up his hat that's like got the
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: top of it flaps open, you know, a fucking tuna
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: skeleton falls out out of it, and he's like tramps.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: So that's the Grassy Knoll is. There's a lot of
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: different theories about who might have been on the grassyn people.
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: Think it was I think it was Bush forty one, Yeah,
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: the popular one.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: Bush is a really popular pick. There's a great documentary
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: about the Bushes and the jfk assassination. Oh yeah, Well.
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: There's also when when Bush forty one speaks at the
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: gerald Ford funeral, I believe it is he.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: He goes a when when John F. Kennedy was gunned
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: down by a crazed Loan assassin.
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: And he kind of kind of giggles and everyone's like,
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: what that's funny?
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: It was the president. Yeah, that's that's dark. I can't
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: do Bush forty one. Let's talk about Raphael Cruz.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: I gotta get every president down by the end of
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: I gotta get every twentieth century president.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: Impression. Start with Lincoln. Oh.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: I used to have a bit about that because I
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: found out my family lent it. But this is like
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: my first six months of comedy. I found out my
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: family like lent money to Andrew Jackson because I'm proud.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: I was like looking at it, I'm like, I'm like,
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: you can see how many mcxspands are in the Civil War,
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: and it's like, okay, seventeen for the Confederacory and like
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: four for the Union. I don't love those odds. But yeah,
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: we had a gunpowder. Sam mcspadden as he was nicknamed,
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: gave Andrew Jackson a shitload gunpowder during one fight, and
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: I just like remember like thinking like wishing I could
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: have this speech, like I'd like to thank the mcpatten
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: family making this trade of tears possible, and then being
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: like this may or may not be a good to
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: Andrew Jackson impression. And that was Connor trying to be
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: relatable at age eighteen with his stand up.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: So let's talk about Rafael Cruise. Let's. During the most
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: recent presidential campaign, Donald Trump insinuated that Senator Ted Cruz's
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: father was connected to the assassinations. His comments were based
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: on a photo in the fucking National Inquirer very legitimate paper,
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: which the tabloid claim shows Rafael Cruz distributing leaflets with
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Oswald just months before he murdered the president. I think
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: we can agree. Raphael Cruise is a pretty cool name.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: It's a fantastic name. That's like a great name for
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: like a mission impossible villain. Let's see if we can
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: find this photo. Yeah, I mean if it was in
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: the National Inquirer. Oh, hey, hey, look at that. Are
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: we sure these aren't just like mormons? That uh Ted
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: Cruz's dad handing out leaflets with Lee Harvey Oswald. Oh,
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: that's it, that's it.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: We looked at we looked at a picture that we
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: didn't realize was a gift, and then it went GIF
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: on us and we were all, e.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: Wow, and it's a gift where a face changes. So
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: I suppose I suppose that's Rafael Cruz.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: Now, yeah, oh, let's see Rafael Cruz in twenty thirteen
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: up on top right.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I'm buy it. Yeah, yeah, See that's interesting
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: because that's one of those things because it comes from Trump,
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: you just immediately write off every single word of it
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: as nonsense. But yeah, I mean, it's it's interesting that
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: he was there. It doesn't obviously doesn't mean he killed
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: President Kennedy. And I think Ted Cruz did come out
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty much right away and say, yeah, I never
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: denied that my dad knew Lee Harvey Oswald or I don't.
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: How fucked up an incestuous? Is American politics really? Like
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: there's little things like this whole over the goddamn place.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so Trump seized on the story to attack Cruise
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: because they were This is when Ted Cruz still thought
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: he had a chance to win. And uh, this is
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: Trump's quote. I mean, what was he doing? What was
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: he what was he doing with Oswald? Shortly before the death,
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: before the shooting, Ted Cruz and the press quickly responded, Now,
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: let's be clear, this is nuts.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: This is now Now, let's be clear, this is nuts.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: This is not a reasonable position.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: It was just kookie. He was used the fucking word kookie. Yeah.
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: The worst thing about Ted Cruz all the homophobic the
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: policy on his you know, legislative wish list. Not withstanding
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: is that he had player of iPhone games in his
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: Twitter bio to try to humanize himself.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: And I was like, you dilled shit.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: The fuck up, I'm gonna give a I don't give
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: a shit that you'd like angry birds. You'd fucking melting bigot.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: Okay. Cruz also said, I guess I should just go
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: ahead and admit, yes, my dad killed JFK. He is
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: secretly Elvis, and Jimmy Hoffe is bared in his backyard.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: What if all those things are true? Uh, that would
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: be super super bad for the Elvis estate. Oh yeah.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: I went to Graceland and you have to pay to
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: get in. So I just kind of looked at Gracelands
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: from the outside and I got a fried chicken across
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: the street.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: It looks like it would be kind of shitty inside.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: I mean it's a house from the seventies. Yeah, and
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: it's like.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: I don't know, like how much money, Like, yeah, you're
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: not gonna you're not gonna be so rich that you
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: didn't think like too much shag and plaid was a
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: bad idea.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So there's also the CIA is involved. So we're
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: gonna get into a long list of conspiracies. Well, we
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: should talk about the Zapruder film first, right, Yeah, that's
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: probably good. That's the one piece of evidence that kind
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: of convinces people that someone else was involved. I made.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: I made a pretty funny mistake talking conspiracy theories with
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: someone one time where I was talking. We were talking about
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: Kennedy and I was like, well, yeah, I mean if
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: you look at the Patterson footage, and that's actually the
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: famous tape of Bigfoot.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: Where he like turns his head.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: So there's a brief moment where this guy who was
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: having to be talking about a very smart person, which
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: is a very bad move, and he there's a brief
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: moment where he thought that I thought that Bigfoot killed JMK.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: And he was like, you mean the Zapruder film. I
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: was like, I do mean the Zapruder film. Yeah, that
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: fucking the Zamboni footage or whatever. Yeah, shit's wild, dude,
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: Let's watch it quick. There's no sound. How has no
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: one ever.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: Put oh, well you could put his bullet by the misfits.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: Suck suck Suck Jack is suck ra Jack.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: He's once that's the throat and then oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: This is like weird.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: It's like this is like the the one like murder
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: that like probably every ten year old hast seen. Yeah,
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: probably more now graphic, it's a rough one, indeed. Yeah,
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: I mean, and then Jackie fucking going to pick up
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: the fucking pieces of brain on the caw.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: It's just the yeah, brutal. So let's watch it again. Yeah,
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: there's that moment where he passes in front of the
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: sign and you don't see the first shot, but he's
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: already clearly very injured there, and then that second shot
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: just explodes.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: Yes, and that sign was actually recently put up to
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: promote the Cia Flowers emporium. Nothing to see here but
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: great flower arrangements Call one eight hundred bullshit.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, let's watch the Wars dodfluck dot EEDU for your
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: discount today. This is this is long, but this is uh.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: There's a magic Bullet recreation that you can go watch.
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: My favorite about the show is watching Connor and Adam
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: look at YouTube videos. I have no way of seeing
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: the lineup with the actual discussion. Oh, we can link
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: to them, they can watch it. But yeah, so if
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: you've never seen it. Go out and watch the Suppruder film.
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well yeah, I did you. You still haven't seen
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: The King's Beach check it out right?
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: Well, just people tell me about how good the Suppruder
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: film is, and it's just like I get it. It's
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: like Rick and Morty. I just don't. You just you don't.
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: It's been more told to kill the president Morty. This
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: is bad Morty. Eat, there's another. I do a pretty
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: good Rick. That was a pretty good Rick. Webba, let
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: me cee Ia. The Zapruder film was recorded with an
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: eight millimeter camera by a Dallas dressmaker, an amateur filmmaker.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: Abraham's a Pruder. Well, Abraham's a boy's name. This guy
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: made dresses. Yeah, that's why it's chuckling, because I'm very masculine. Yeah,
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: and the idea of him being a dressmaker threatens that masculinity,
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: it does.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And I want to lash out with words. I
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: don't have to confront the feelings dwelling deep within my
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: own heart.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: Precisely, and for.
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: Those of you in equipped to digest irony in an
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: audio form, go check out the many photos of me
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: and Drag available all over the internet or some of
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: the ones of me kissing dudes.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: Those are funny too. The Zapruder film has been, i
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: would say accurately described as the most important twenty six
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: seconds of film ever recorded and has become one of
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: the great cultural icons of our time.
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: That was until Kim Kardashian leaked the Taylor Swift conversation
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: about the line about her and Kanye.
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: What's famous right right now? That is our Zapruter. It
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: was very recently you surved Zapruter. This is weird. They
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: showed the Zapruder films of the FBI and a lizard
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: that they've created to sell lattes. All right, sorry, they
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: left the original copy with Zapruder and fucking weird move. Yeah,
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: very weird move. And he in turn gave it to
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: Life magazine out of respect for the Kennedy family. Give
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: it to them. Yeah, I got.
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: I mean, maybe they're like, we don't Supo want this.
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: It's that kind of a awkward.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: It's like catching a five hundredth home run ball and
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: you don't give it back to the guy who hit
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: the home run.
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: That's just a dick move, dude. If I catch a
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: five hundredth home run ball. You better goddamn believe it's
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: going up to the highest bidder.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean, I'll sell it back to the guy.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: Oh I'll sell it back to whoever has the most money.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: And that is it.
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: I do not give a hot fuck about baseball. I'm
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: so Yeah.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: They left the original Zapruder film with Zapruder, and the
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: magazine published like split second stills from it in a
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: special issue a week after the shooting, but the full
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: film I never knew this was kept under wraps from
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: the public for twelve years until Heraldo Rivera showed it
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: in nineteen seventy five.
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: I know, it's fucking it's a shame that he got
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: that scoop, right fucking Herral though, there's a I hate
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: that guy, but there's a great fucking clip of him
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: holding an untorn woodstock ticket.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: He's holding it up like this and he's like, no,
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: this is the actual ticket, and then.
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: He's just and the ticket breaks and then you see
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: his face behind it and he's just like a.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: So the fact that they kept it from the public
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: just fueled conspiracy theories that the government had something to hide. Yeah,
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: and despite being one of the most analyzed, watched, and
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: talked about films of all time. Zappruter, who died in
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: nineteen seventy, never profited from it himself, which seems morbid
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: to me that he would expect to. But also, at
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: the same time, if it's like the key piece of
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: evidence in one of the biggest investigations of all time.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: Maybe yeah, I mean, I I mean, I think it's
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: kind of cool that he just you know, gave it
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: to the magazine, didn't like try to fucking hoard out.
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: Like if I if I cut that five hundred baseball Baseball,
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: I'd hoard out. But if you know, if I got
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: you know, footage of you know, whoever getting shot, I'd
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: probably give that up for free. But in nineteen nine
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: they almost wonder if they like sequested it for twelve
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: years to like all right, let's wait till people stop
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: giving a shit about this.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that did not happen. In nineteen ninety nine, the
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: government agreed to pay the Appruder family sixteen million dollars
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: to preserve the film in the National Archives. So we
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: should should we pause? There were it right around an hour? Okay?
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: Should we should we wrap this one up? Yeah? Yeah?
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: Uh so yeah, this is gonna be, like we said,
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: a two part episode. So we're gonna pause here and
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: by pause I mean end for a week, and then
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: you'll come back next week and we'll come back. So
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: we're gonna continue this next week. We're gonna talk about
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: some of the uh, some of the weirder JFK conspiracies.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, ano that you guys have got a lot of
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: your general ed out of the way.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: So yeah, so next week, that's the we have just
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: given you the history of the JFK assassination. We're gonna
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: come back next week talk about some of the theories
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: and I think talk about the two that we believe
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: the most. Yeah, because this is one of those conspiracy
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: theories that is not unbelievable at all. And the actual
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: crime itself is such like if it happened the way
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: they say it happened, it's such a feat oh yeah,
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: so amazingly like impressive, like if it was just Lee
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: Harvey all as well. This is the moon landing of
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: being a piece of shit. Yeah, so all right, let's uh,
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: let's wrap it up. This is going up next week.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: What do we have to plug? There's a live podcast
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: October twenty eighth at the Hollywood Hotel. Come to that.
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: You're goddamn right there is Me and Keith Carry will
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: be on there. I listened to me and Keith on
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: the Mean Boys pot Cast. Edit that out, Brett, I
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: did it for you. Save you a trip. Minneapolis, fucking people.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: I'm headlining the Comedy Corner Underground. Love that place, place rules.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: I actually vandalized an unpop sticker there with a hashtag
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: team Connor.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, I agree to that sticker over some other piece
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: of shits podcast sticker. Oh dude, I love that.
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: This is just I'll come back and put some mean
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: boy stickers over that and we can just until it's
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: an inch thick. So I'm headlining there November third and fourth.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: Please come to that. That's gonna be a lot of fun.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: And San Diego peeps, November nineteenth, I'm headlining the American
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: Comedy Company in San Diego. Haven't been there a while.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: Fucking love that place. Come to either of those shows.
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: Very nice and yeah, let's get the fuck out here
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: and we'll be back next week. Connor, say goodbye, goodbye everybody.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: Goodbye everybody. We love it.