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313: My Porcelain God · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: All right, So I've been playing with my Oculus too,
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  Speaker 1: and all about it. I want everyone to know this
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  Speaker 1: is not an AD. I wish it was an AD
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  Speaker 1: because Oculus two should be advertising with us because we
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  Speaker 1: genuinely love it so much. But I this is so,
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  Speaker 1: this is not an indoors statement. But I got this
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  Speaker 1: program called tilt Brush, right, Daniels, how what I said
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  Speaker 1: it was? And you go in and you're in a
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  Speaker 1: three D room obviously, and you can say it makes
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  Speaker 1: me want to go and do it in my backyard
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  Speaker 1: because the area that I have mapped out in my
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  Speaker 1: living room is not that big. But if all I
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  Speaker 1: could think of last night on jazz Lettuce was that
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  Speaker 1: I should set this up in my backyard because you then,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you make the perimeters of your safe areas
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  Speaker 1: so big. And then you have on your left hand
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  Speaker 1: in the controller is what looks like like a palette.
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  Speaker 1: If you turn your wrist, there's different palettes you can
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  Speaker 1: select from, and your right hand is your brush, your trigger,
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  Speaker 1: and you select whatever you want. It could be paint,
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  Speaker 1: it could be anything from like lasers to snowflakes to
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  Speaker 1: string lights, you know for outdoors, and you're just drawing
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  Speaker 1: and painting and going crazy and making your thing and
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  Speaker 1: you're walking around, you're painting in three D and you
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  Speaker 1: could make like loops that you walk through, and then
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  Speaker 1: you're finished and you can give the goggles to your
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  Speaker 1: friend and say, come look at what I just made.
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  Speaker 1: I made you a three D painting. Yes, it's wonderful.
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  Speaker 1: That's really awesome. It's so fun. I really highly Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I definitely haven't explored enough. I got locked into some
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  Speaker 1: games and then it was hard to get into more games.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm definitely gonna check. I really like tilt proshes
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  Speaker 1: like an artistic expression because you could, like then, I
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  Speaker 1: was thinking they should have a game, and I'm maybe
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  Speaker 1: someone developing this where you can like decorate your room,
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  Speaker 1: right so you you map, it's mapping the room you're in,
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  Speaker 1: and you're like, you know what, I want to try
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  Speaker 1: that couch there, and what if I put the lamp
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  Speaker 1: like that there and I strung string lights here and
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  Speaker 1: you can like then hand it to your partner and
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  Speaker 1: be like, would you like this room looking like this?
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  Speaker 1: And they'd be like that looks great, but let's make
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  Speaker 1: the couch bribage or you know, it's so that would
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  Speaker 1: be I'm sure that's in the works, but that's such
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  Speaker 1: a cool idea, right y, it's in fans. If you
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  Speaker 1: already know that something like this exists, please send it
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  Speaker 1: to us. I'm moving in exactly one month. I have
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  Speaker 1: nothing but blank space. I have no idea what to
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  Speaker 1: do with it. I'm just on Pinterest all the time
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  Speaker 1: trying to figure it out. Pinterest is good for that.
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  Speaker 1: By the way. When I just when I did my house,
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  Speaker 1: I was on that non stop because I'm so I'm
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  Speaker 1: so anal about designing things that I'd be on Pinterest,
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  Speaker 1: like looking at light switch plates. Like what we're gonna say, Daniel,
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna say, there are some games on Steam
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  Speaker 1: that you can get that are like Room Decorator and
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  Speaker 1: House Redecorator. They're not They're not what you want them
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  Speaker 1: to be, but they are cool. But they're more like
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  Speaker 1: show me how to get like off market games on
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  Speaker 1: my Oculus too. Yeah, you just need to you don't
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  Speaker 1: know how to do that that's advanced, and I also
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  Speaker 1: need you to show me how to Okay, so this
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  Speaker 1: would be cool, although it wouldn't. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: it will work for the painting, but I need you
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  Speaker 1: to you. You were telling me on on our text chain.
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  Speaker 1: That's thank god now blue because Joel, we got an iPhone.
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  Speaker 1: I mean now we can really have banter. Now the
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  Speaker 1: banter's gone to the next level. I need to know
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  Speaker 1: how to cast it. Yeah. What I want to do
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  Speaker 1: is like when when my girlfriend's painting, I want to
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  Speaker 1: be able to see her point of view on my TV.
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  Speaker 1: That would be so fun. Right, you were saying you
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  Speaker 1: it like denied you last time or something like you
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  Speaker 1: opened it on the app and it was just not
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  Speaker 1: working or what did it say. I don't know. It
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  Speaker 1: was just it wasn't like every time she was in
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  Speaker 1: the middle of a very elaborate painting, and every time
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  Speaker 1: I was trying to do it, She's like, what are
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  Speaker 1: you doing, it stops and I was I stopped messing
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  Speaker 1: with it. But I just got to do it tonight
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  Speaker 1: and maybe I might, I might, I might FaceTime. Even
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  Speaker 1: have you talked me through it? Sure? I think it
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  Speaker 1: gives you one of those messages like you have to
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  Speaker 1: have the mask on too, and then it says, oh, yes,
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  Speaker 1: that's probably what happened. She was so into her painting
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  Speaker 1: she wasn't noticing the message that was like, do you
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  Speaker 1: want to cast? Right? But that would be cool too
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  Speaker 1: because then you can both share and like yeah. And also,
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  Speaker 1: let's say they're playing some harrowing game where they're climbing, like,
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  Speaker 1: we haven't started the climb yet, but I think that
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  Speaker 1: might be on tonight's Tonight's program because it'd be fun
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  Speaker 1: if you're like, you're watching them play the game. That's that.
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  Speaker 1: Now I have a question. If I have two headsets, yes,
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  Speaker 1: we could both be in the painting together. No, No,
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  Speaker 1: unfortunately they might not. They don't have that yet, Dan,
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  Speaker 1: I wish they did. Why I'm gonna mat at you
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  Speaker 1: as a computer whiz? Why I wish? But unfortunately Oculus
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  Speaker 1: hasn't developed that kind of like that that extra sense
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  Speaker 1: where they're like, not only can we sense another Oculus nearby,
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  Speaker 1: but we can put them into the same game. They
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  Speaker 1: haven't because when I'm gone, when I've gone to do
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  Speaker 1: those things, you know the VR, you know the facilities
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  Speaker 1: I went and the Star Wars one that was incredible.
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  Speaker 1: You look over and there's like, oh, there's someone next
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  Speaker 1: to you, and every that's so cool. Yeah. There are
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  Speaker 1: certain games that are multiplayer where multiple people can and
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  Speaker 1: if you happen to be in the same room, you
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  Speaker 1: can play the same game at the same time. But
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure tilt Brush is not one of those games.
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  Speaker 1: But you don't look like if I'm playing, Um, um,
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  Speaker 1: what the fucks them? I wrote them all down. I
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  Speaker 1: wrote a bunch of down beat Saber. Yeah, multiplayer beat saber.
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  Speaker 1: I wish me and me and the lady were trying
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  Speaker 1: to do that. So we were really trying to get
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  Speaker 1: two person beat Saber going. But you can't do that yet.
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  Speaker 1: All right, guys, if you're listening and you're wondering why
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  Speaker 1: we're just talking about the Oculus too. Um again, not
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  Speaker 1: a sponsor. We just all three genuinely love it. And
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  Speaker 1: we're also waiting for Donald because he said he's late,
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  Speaker 1: So don't now because you're bored because we're talking about
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  Speaker 1: VR and you're like, where the fuck's Donald? Well, thankfully
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  Speaker 1: for them who were about to turn out and be like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna our podcast. Donald just got here. Oh good good,
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  Speaker 1: but we're gonna have to talk about Oculus two in
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  Speaker 1: him for a second year. He's got a hat on today.
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  Speaker 1: Oh fancy wow x Oh that's golf. Don't get him
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  Speaker 1: started on. Yeah, okay, don't bring it up. Don't bring
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  Speaker 1: up the hunt. Hello, Hi, why the long face? You
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  Speaker 1: look melancholic? Okay, let me just get my levels right?
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  Speaker 1: Hold up, I look I look sad to y'all. Well,
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  Speaker 1: well you didn't. It look like you didn't know your
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  Speaker 1: camera was on and you had sort of a sad
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  Speaker 1: face on. And we just want to make sure you're
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  Speaker 1: okay as you're popping pills. What is that vitamins? I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure what that is? Annie, No, man, I don't done. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we were talking about before you got on, because we
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  Speaker 1: were stalling about the Oculus two. Have you met with
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  Speaker 1: much other than the Star Wars games? And now I
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  Speaker 1: tell you something right now that Galaxy's Edge game. It
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  Speaker 1: got me a little nauseous, man, And it got me
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  Speaker 1: nauseous because of the free move. I guess teleporting is
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  Speaker 1: probably the best way to do a lot of these games,
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  Speaker 1: but I thought maybe free move would be easy year
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  Speaker 1: if you could slow the free mood down a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: It's just that you're zipping through everything and you get
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  Speaker 1: nauseous real quick. Yeah, well, anyway, will you please try
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  Speaker 1: and your kids and even Casey will love this. It's
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  Speaker 1: called tiltbrush, and you paint in three D all around
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  Speaker 1: your room with like a zillion different types of things.
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  Speaker 1: It's not just like a paintbrush. It's like a laser,
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  Speaker 1: and then it's like diamonds, and then you can like
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  Speaker 1: throw snow in the air and it's just all of
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  Speaker 1: a sudden snowing in one spot. It's so fun. That's
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  Speaker 1: really cool. That's really cool. So you like the Oculus
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  Speaker 1: Quest two? Now, Yeah, I just did a whole like
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  Speaker 1: stalling four minutes on Oculus Quest two. I told you, man,
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  Speaker 1: it's the gift. I'm telling you, it's the gift of
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  Speaker 1: the holidays. People are going crazy for the PlayStation five
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  Speaker 1: and all of that stuff. You can't find that anywhere,
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  Speaker 1: but you still can find the Oculus Question. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if it's still about I'm telling you, if you
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  Speaker 1: can't get your kid, if you're gonna spend that kind
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  Speaker 1: of money and you can't get your kid the PS four,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what I don't I don't know that
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  Speaker 1: the Oculus Quest two is four kids though. That's the
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  Speaker 1: only thing. It's a certain age. I think you have
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  Speaker 1: to be like over twelve or something like that. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you do have to be careful. You have to set
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  Speaker 1: the parameters of where you're where you're walking, and it
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  Speaker 1: warns you when you're getting close to something, because otherwise
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  Speaker 1: you will sprint into the wall. Yeah. But what's really
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  Speaker 1: cool is if you have a really big space, like
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  Speaker 1: let's say you have a backyard that is connected to
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  Speaker 1: Wi Fi. Yeah, you can literally make your field the
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  Speaker 1: size of your backyard. That's what I run around in
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  Speaker 1: your backyard. It's that's what I said. I want to
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  Speaker 1: do this with painting because you can. Because I was
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  Speaker 1: confined to like an area that was defined it's probably
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  Speaker 1: six feet by eight feet. But if I could be
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  Speaker 1: outside and painting, I'm like, I want to know. I
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  Speaker 1: just sounds so cool. It's running free with my brushes
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  Speaker 1: right just right, and then right into a tree. It's
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  Speaker 1: so cool. And then here's what's so dope. You can
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  Speaker 1: then if you squeeze both triggers and you take this
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  Speaker 1: with the controller, whatever you just made expands and gets
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  Speaker 1: huge and you can like put it up above you
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  Speaker 1: and look at it. Wow, it's so trippy. It's so trippy. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: that's enough. On VR Donald, how are you, my friend?
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  Speaker 1: I'm well I am. I am, well, I have just
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  Speaker 1: taken my alpha male? Is that the right thing? Alpha male?
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  Speaker 1: Or is it alpha brain? And you're the one who
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  Speaker 1: takes it? I don't know what does that help you with?
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  Speaker 1: What does that meant? That's the Joe Rogan pill. What
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  Speaker 1: does that meant to help you with it? It's meant
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  Speaker 1: to help you with your focusing and your mental wit
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  Speaker 1: acuity acuity? Does it help you? You notice it at all?
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes I do. Sometimes I'm like, Wow, I totally just
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  Speaker 1: pulled that out of my ass. And then sometimes I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: I really wish I would have taken the alpha brain.
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: I should have taken the alpha How are things going
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  Speaker 1: over your house? It's Christmas season? Are you? Are you
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  Speaker 1: retail therapying like everybody else's. There's just so much stress
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  Speaker 1: over here, building, building and building and building, and it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna come to a pimple head and it's gonna pop.
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  Speaker 1: All of the freaking ooze is just gonna smother my family.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be building. What what are you building? Decor? No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't mean build, I mean the stress is building
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  Speaker 1: over Oh got it? The stress? You know? Uh? My
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  Speaker 1: wife is one who uh you know she's a very
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  Speaker 1: loving person, and she's a giver, and she's you know,
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  Speaker 1: a hundred percent loyal and you know, on your side
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  Speaker 1: and on my side regardless of who you're against. But
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  Speaker 1: she stresses about everything. And so the Christmas season is
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  Speaker 1: coming and she wants it to be perfect, and I
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  Speaker 1: understand that and I want to support her in that.
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  Speaker 1: And we're we're we're we're in the midst of it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: So it's stressful because I find it sometimes stressful. And
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  Speaker 1: I don't have all the kids. You have to buy
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  Speaker 1: presents for us. You gotta make sure all the kids
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  Speaker 1: are happy. You got to make sure the wife is happy,
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  Speaker 1: the decorations are all done, the food there all is pressure.
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  Speaker 1: There's so much pressure. Not just that. Also, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I've I've thrown out kids being happy. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: that's going to happen. I know exactly how kids and
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  Speaker 1: gifts go. They get the gift, they're gonna be unappreciative.
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  Speaker 1: It's not that I don't think they're gonna be unappreciative.
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  Speaker 1: I think that all kids are like this. They opened
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  Speaker 1: one except for that one kid who was so excited
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  Speaker 1: about his gifts that he got. Remember the avocado and
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  Speaker 1: avocado sings. Did you ever see that? No, I mean
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  Speaker 1: there's a couple of these, there's a couple of these videos,
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  Speaker 1: but the one I saw was a little kid who
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  Speaker 1: his parents just to fuck with them, wrapped an avocado
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  Speaker 1: and thinking he'd cry or something, and he was like
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  Speaker 1: an avocado sings. It's so sweet because, right, there are
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  Speaker 1: a few kids out there who are very appreciative when
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  Speaker 1: it comes to uh, their gifts and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 1: But for the most part, when kids get gifts, you
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  Speaker 1: could just looking at them they open it. It's especially
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  Speaker 1: if they have a pile, if they have like four
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  Speaker 1: or five gifts and it's the first gift and it's
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  Speaker 1: not what they want it, they'll open it, look at it,
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  Speaker 1: toss it, open it. I think that would really bump
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  Speaker 1: me out. What do you do the get like I remember,
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  Speaker 1: So they're just looking for the big gifts. They're looking
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  Speaker 1: for the one that they that they asked Santa for
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: um and sometimes that's not possible, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Uh one, it's like, all right, well we have to
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: figure out something in this household because the kids have
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  Speaker 1: It's not that they have everything they want, it's just
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  Speaker 1: that they you know, they have a lot of toys,
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  Speaker 1: and you know we donate their toys and stuff like that,
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  Speaker 1: uh as they grow out of them and stuff. But
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  Speaker 1: you know, it's difficult to buy for a kid who,
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: you know, one changes his mind on what he likes,
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  Speaker 1: you know, within within weeks. So where he's into one
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  Speaker 1: thing one week, he's into something the next week. He's
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  Speaker 1: a growing boy. It's really it's difficult, man. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it used to be Power Rangers, and then it was
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  Speaker 1: then it was Teen Titans, then it was Powerpuff Girls,
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: and then it was Wild Crats and then you know,
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  Speaker 1: it just goes all over the place and it's like, well,
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: what do what do I buy? But then his his
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: what about his sandalist? Doesn't he make a bigger sand list?
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  Speaker 1: You don't want to know what's on his sandal list?
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  Speaker 1: It's probably like such expensive shit? Is it all? Like yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and I look at it. I'm like that ain't happening,
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: sand Are you disappointing the kids this year? Um? So
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: he loves Zelda, and but he already plays the Zelda
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  Speaker 1: video game, so that's on the weekend. He gets a
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  Speaker 1: half an hour on a weekend to play the Zelda
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  Speaker 1: video game. If he's good during the week, right, he
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  Speaker 1: stretches it. He somehow every weekend, somehow gets you know,
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  Speaker 1: an hour to two hours, no weekend an hour? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but that you want to limit this mean time, right,
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  Speaker 1: but he sometimes figures out a way to squeeze it
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  Speaker 1: all into like he'll find a way to get two
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  Speaker 1: hours of He'll find I'm used to this shit now,
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: this this was starting to piss me off. All right,
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  Speaker 1: let's get off the game, all right, I just need
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  Speaker 1: five more minutes, Dad, I got I gotta beat the
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  Speaker 1: fire Black Gannon, and then after I be fire Black Gannon.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: I will be right there. You gotta be so familiar.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: I love both. I love that both Danel and Jewel
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: are like, well, you let him beat fire Black again,
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  Speaker 1: right you? I mean he has to be fire Blake.
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  Speaker 1: I want to strangle fire Black Gann. I want to
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  Speaker 1: take fire Black fil Are you doing the are you
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: doing the Elfhon and Shelf? I remember you've had you've
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  Speaker 1: had luck with Elpha. They're in quarantine. So my wife
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  Speaker 1: figured out a way to get here. I gotta whisper
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  Speaker 1: because I don't want these little fuckers to hear this stuff.
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  Speaker 1: So my wife, My wife, We can't take it wrong.
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  Speaker 1: You can hear me, You can hear me. Audience can't
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  Speaker 1: even hear you. What are you doing? You can't hear
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  Speaker 1: me right now? Are you barely? Oh? I know why
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  Speaker 1: you're going away from the zoom mic but towards your
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  Speaker 1: real whispering into the microphone. Yeah, okay, listen. So my wife,
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  Speaker 1: you know, the elves came, but Corona's happening, and the
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  Speaker 1: kids were like, yo, so how do we deal with
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  Speaker 1: you know, gotta the elves get here of Corona. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to get Corona from the elves, and were like,
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  Speaker 1: so my wife took old uh spaghetti sauce jars, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like the big ones, and put stuff the elves. She
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: put the elves. They can't hear me. You have headphones,
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  Speaker 1: she can't. She put the elves in spaghetti jars because
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: the kids were afraid that they were gonna get Corona
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  Speaker 1: from They didn't want to get Corona from the elves.
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  Speaker 1: So she put them in spaghetti jars like rinsetts getty
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  Speaker 1: jars with fake masks and lightsolt. She printed out lightsolt,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like things, so and put them in the
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  Speaker 1: jar so that elves are holding lysol canisters and have
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  Speaker 1: masks on in the jars, and they're on like that
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  Speaker 1: twelfth day of quarantine in the jars. So funny. They'll
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  Speaker 1: come out of the jars. Oh, they'll come out once
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: they do their successful quarantine. Yes, that's good mommying, by
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: the way, it's really good mommying. But also makes me think.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: Like Casey was like, if you think I'm not getting
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: my month with these fucking elves, that's exactly why she
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: did it too. She's like, I'll fucking wrap their ass out.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: We're gonna figure it out. That would have been the best.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: So they work. That works. If they're like, elfha, the
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: shelf's washing, what the fuck are you doing? Real quick?
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: They stop whatever it is that they're doing. I stop
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: real quick. I wish I could. That's why it's going
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: to be disappointed when Santah don't deliver the presence that
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: they asking. Well, you might have to say, you know what,
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: that one time I did all I could. I talked
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: to Santa, I negotiated, but you really fucked up that
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: one day. That's on you. That's on you. I did
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: what I could, but that's why you didn't get that
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: one present. All right, should we fucking talk about scrubs
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: and singing? Should totally talk about the show or I encounterment?
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: All right, everybody miss m stories about shore. We made
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: about a bunch of doctor nurses stories. So get around here,
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: yea around here? Donald, all right, well listen. I wanted
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: to just say hide everybody, this is a crazy time.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: And I googled on one of the most common names
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: in the world because I figured we could bang out
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: a lot of people feeling like we said hello to
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: them if we said hello to like the top ten
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: what are the common names in the world most common names? Um,
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: this is probably just for the United States, Okay, guys,
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: so don't yeah it is. It's USA, So we're sorry. Vicram, Vicram,
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Mohammed and Vicram and mister Patel probably not on here,
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: but James, Mary, John, Patricia, Robert, Jennifer, Michael, Linda, William, Elizabeth, David, Barbara, Richard, Susan, Joseph, Jessica, Thomas, Sarah, Charles, Karen,
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Christopher and Nancy, Daniel and Lisa. Hello, Hi, hey, guys.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: And to Malik, Malcolm fu Quan, riek Uh, Anthony Chanel,
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: Uh Bentley chandrau Uh names go on leaves Kareem, who else?
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: Who to mek A Shaniqua trying to think of school?
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Angela come uh to to all the people of the world.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: If your name's uh, if your name, look, your name
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: could be pip or till or tick or talk, hell
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: or sick or slip or talk or talk or just well.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know if anybody's the sound of that. There
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: might be some you don't know. You don't know. There's
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: nobody with the song du dumb dumb in that you
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: don't know. There might have been someone who saw Farius
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Bueler's day off and fell in love with it and said,
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: we're naming our kids. Penny asked, we got to call
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: him like it? And they're like being bad at the playground.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: You're like, yo, yo, yo, stop it. That's a tough one, right,
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: because how do you how do you make how do
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: you yell at your when they're in trouble. I am
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: so fucking upset with you. Anyway, everybody, the great episode,
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: it is, it is, It is one of the classics.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Um you have Michael J. Fox, you got a roof toilet.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: There's lots of jokes. That are really memorable that people love.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Directed by Adam Bernstein, who we always remind you directed
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: our pilot, but also written by Tim Hobert and Eric Weinberg. Yes,
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: a nice duo. When did they ever do that? Well?
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: You know, at this point in the season, they would often,
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: you know, team two people up and say listen, you
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: guys do this one together. But um, there's so much
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: good stuff in this episode. And um, and that's our
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: second Michael J. Fox episode. We continued to fail you
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: by not getting him. But um, maybe one day, you
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: know what, My hope is that if we keep working
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: him like I'm working Ryan Reynolds still, that will do
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: us to a special episode with Michael J. Fox, And
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: we'll use to a special episode with Ryan Reynolds. I
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: just hope they do it before their star fades, you
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: know what I mean, because I'm really worried about Ryan
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Reynolds with his star fades man ever since he bought
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: his own cellular company. Maybe he's just gonna quit acting fizzle. Um,
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: he's so on fire that guy. Huh goodness, it's Ryan
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Reynold's on fire right now. I just don't know. I mean,
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: he's like the rock in a level that like it's
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: not just the movie start him. It's like, now he's
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: just like buying companies, like buying Gin, buying Well, that's
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: what happens when you sell Gin for that much money
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden, A lot of a lot of
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: a lot about hockey. He bought a soccer team, didn't
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: buy soccer. A lot of new opportunities open up when
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden you're rich, you know what I mean,
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: I know, but he's like he's getting next level rich,
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: that guy. That's what I'm talking about. When you reach
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: that next level of rich and all of a sudden,
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: you're like, hold up, how much is it? Yeah? I
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: think I'm gonna buy it. There's some people that are
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: next level rich that there was something that has nothing
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: to do with their acting. Like I think Julia Louis
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Dreyfest maybe have like preposterous family money even before she
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: worked to day. And then I think I heard that
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Ed ed Um what's his name? Ed Norton m had
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: like was was it uber or I think it was
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Uber had like silly amounts of uberstock. Maybe I don't know,
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: good for them. I mean, I mean there's people who
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: like there's people like any human being who made a bet.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm gonna try out some of
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: this uberstock. Actually I'm gonna buy a lot of it.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: I believe in it. And all of a sudden they're like, oh, hey, right,
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: we got that yacht money. Oh you on a helicopter
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: on the yacht, by the way, there's a helicopter. Helicopter,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: but the helicopter lands on the air. The hospital in
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: this I don't think that was really happened. I mean
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: on our hospital. That must have been another roof. Oh,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. And I thought it
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: was odd that Michael j. Box was the E and T.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: That was a fan, that was a fantasy, I know.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: But I thought it was odd that he was an
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: E and T And that's how she came to her.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: That's what I said. I said, E M. I found
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: it odd that Michael James Fox was an E MT.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: You know, that was clever, clever fantasy, clever fantasy. But
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: it was odd that that's who. And she's taking a
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: poo or p also Ill Elliott doesn't wipe twice yea
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: twice panties. She's wearing no, that's fine, but she doesn't
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: wipe twice. I wasn't thinking about that. I was thinking
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: about that the character Elliott was rocking some very sexy panties.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: My wife right away was like, she's not gonna wipe.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Oh really? Yes, Immediately I was like, you you're gonna
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: gonna wipe. I didn't think about the wiping. Yeah, Um,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: wiping is important, apparently, apparently women, you know women apparently, No,
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: you know why I'm talking about peeing? No, yeah, I've
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: made it forty five years about wiping my ass The
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: fuck you talking about yours would be burning on fire
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: if you do? You know, do you you would have
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: this raw asshole? Do you ever wipe your dick when
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: after you pee? Yeah? Of course, just for dribbles. Oh yeah,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: I don't want to. I don't want to drip into
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: my what if I'm wearing pants? I know? But that's
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: is that an age thing? Because I don't think like
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: a nineteen year old is wiping his pee hole? Like
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: is it? Just like you get to a certain age
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: and no matter how much shaking, you're gonna have dribbles.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Howard Stern did a full hilarious bit about how he
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: wraps up his penis after he peas and has to
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: leave the toilet paper in his underwear at this point
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: in his age. At some yeah, dude, because sometimes it's like,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: so you you ever walk away from the toilet and
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: then you you I thought I was done. I thought
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: I was done. Yeah. I got into this underwear brand
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: for a while and the whole thing was it wick
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: wicks away moisture. And I was like, Okay, I'll try
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: this underwear. It feels nice. I'm I'm a junk, and
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: it was wicking away the moisture right every time I
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: shake shake penis back in underwear, it would wip that
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: moisture down my leg. And I was doing Alex. I
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: was doing Alex Inc at the time, and every time
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: I'd come back from the bathroom to shoot, I'd have
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: a pea mark on my pants and they'd be like,
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: what are you doing? And I'd be like, it's this underwear.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: It's wicking away the moisture right to my pants. Anyway.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Should we get into the recap? Yeah, please, Sorry, lots
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: of tangents today. Donalds, Okay, let me get my stop
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: watch out, you sexy motherfucker. I've been listening to a
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: lot of Elvis's Christmas album. I highly recommend it Elvis.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Elvis's Christmas album. Yes, Elvis, le Yes, we listened to
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Christmas music NonStop in our household and because we really
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: like it. You guys are big Elvis Presley fans over there. Um.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: I love Elvis, but I don't usually put on Elvis
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: um at any other time other than Christmas, because I
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: really like his his Christmas song. I ever hear Public
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Enemies version of Elvis. No, it wasn't Fight the Power
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: song you've ever You've never heard that. No, Elvis was
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: a hero to most. I said Elvis was a hero
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: to most. I said Elvis was a hero to most,
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: but he never meant shit to me because he's straight
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: up racists, simple and plain. Motherfuck him and John Wayne.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: You never heard that song before, Fight the Power? Nobody
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: does put a little bit of a damper on my
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Christmas album. Well that's what do you buy? Well, there
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: you go, Public Enemy, there you go. You can either
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: put on the Public Enemy song or Elvis Quite the Power.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: You have a fork in the road tonight. As you
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: play music for children, there's two different once not for
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: the children, once for the once for the soul. On
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: your marks motherfucking said go. The hospital is filled to capacity,
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: but doctor Cox has an idea. Turk asks j D
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: to be his best man, but after he asked his brother,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Elliot's all in over her head, but Michael J. Fox
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: is there to help. Also, the janitor's secrets out. There's
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: a toilet on the roof. It's so easy to get
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: caught up in your own stuff even when it's someone
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: else's moment. Being able to recognize this is difficult, but
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: only because of selfish reasons. The moral of the story is,
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: don't be a selfish prick. Nobody likes a selfish prick. Yes,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: preach thirty four seconds. Don't be a selfish prick. Be kind.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Not only be kind, but recognize when it's not your
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: time and it's somebody else's time. Yes, support your fellow man,
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: donald and woman, support those who have supported you before.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: And you know what, during this crazy time, there might
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: be someone in your life who's day you could make
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: right now. Not right now because you're listening to the
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: best podcast in the world, but who are you're making
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: my day by continuing to listen to the podcast. Yes,
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: but you could make someone's day right now by when
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: you're done with this calling them and telling them how
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: much you miss them and love them, or you can
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: make someone's day right now talking to you, my wife,
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: she's not listening. When the podcast is over, right, what
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: do you want to have happen? We aptly say good night,
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: we say. She grabs my hand and says, I need
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: to talk to you upstairs in the bedroom. Okay, And
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: I say, but the kids are up, and she says,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: don't you worry about they're playing Zelda. Don't you worry
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: about those fuckers they're fighting you that monster we talked about.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: If you be tender, I won't halla right, you know
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: it says something similar, something like that. Right not just
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: lay it down, lay that eel on the bed and
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: then I get both look at it, and then we
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: get into the bedroom, right, cuddle and take a nap.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: I can't wait for that. Let me tell you something now,
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: that's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna manifest it fore. I'm
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: gonna put on my whiteboard right now, I'm putting it
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: on my whiteboard. You don't even want sex, you just
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: want a nap. I want to cuddle my wife and
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: take a nap. That's nice. Just like an hour to
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: two hours. That would be so great. Okay, what happens
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: if she starts to get something going, You're like, no,
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: I want a nap. No, then we could we could,
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: we could. I listen, man, we got two hours. I
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: don't need I don't need all of that. I don't
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: need all that app So you could have like five
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: minutes of sex in an hour fifty five nap, sure
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: if that's what she wants. Or we could do the
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: right thing and do a good twenty to thirty minutes
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: and sex. Those kids are gonna be fighting that Zelda
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: monster all day, right, oh my gosh, right, not get
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: to do a mom? Dad, Yo, don't you gotta fight
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: calamity again? Into something? Yeah, what's the name of the monster?
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: There's fire blank gannon. Yeah, fireblank gannon. Go get him,
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Go get him right now. He's back. He's back. And
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: help your sister. Help you tell your sister to get
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: the Master Shield and the Master Sade, and then y'all
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: go up against the goblins and the Moblins and the
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: and and you can fight the fire blights and go
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: crank some music too real loud, Really do me a favor.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Put on put on that Kid's Box, Old Town Road,
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Old Town Road, crank old Town Road? Why are you playing?
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna taken right? All right, Well, I'm I think
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: we're all. I think if the audience, if everyone in
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: the audience manifest this for Donald. No, I don't want
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: them to manifest that for me. Yeah, why not? They
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: can take a millisecond and manifest that for you if
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: you want some If you want to manifest something, you
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: know what I want to be manifest a golf simulator.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: I don't want to ask the golf simulator what I'd
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: rather Our fans manifests a nap, cuddles and did you
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: see how many Star Wars shows are coming out? Oh?
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: You want to be in one of them? Yes? Okay, man,
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: I think the fans know that. Let's talk about the
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: roof toilet. Oh first of all, so Michael J. Fox
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: is back. He's got bad OCD, He's touching everything. He's
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: going pink, pink, pink, pink, pink, pink pink. I told
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: you in the last episode I had this as affliction
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: as a child. I'm very grateful I grew out of it,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: but I was definitely could relate to that feeling like
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: you had to. You had to. I mean, if if
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: you've never had it, you'd be like, what the fuck
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: is going on? But it's it's just this belief that
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: that you're going to have bad luck or something horrible
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: is going to happen unless you touch all these certain things.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Very very very very challenging, and he could finds in
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: the janitor. He tells the janitor about his OCD, and
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: the janitors like, oh, I know what OCD is. That's
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: when you take a sack of nickels and you take
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: a bunch of nickels and you put him in a
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: sock and you'd run around and you beat the kid,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: beat us kids with it. Right. That's OCD. Right. That's
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: what my mom used to do. Dous, that's OCD right.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: That's what the janitor's mom told them. What OCD was? Um, mom,
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: why did you beat there so bad with those nickels
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: in the sock? Sorry, it's CD. Um. So the roof
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: toilet inspires epiphanies. The janitor has installed a toilet on
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: the roof. He thought it was just for himself, No
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: one wouldn't know about it, but um, he tells. He
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: tells Michael J. Fox's character and uh and he tells
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: everyone word gets out and m J details sorry, it's
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: j D's loud mouth that tells everyone. God. This episode
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: has a lot of So, first of all, it was
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: another supersized episode, and I read on scrubs Wiki that
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: which meant it was I believe twenty six minutes without commercials,
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: which made it like, I don't know how long it
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: worked out to forty or so thirty five or forty
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: when when it aired, But then when they put into syndication,
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: they had to cut that time out because syndication ain't
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: trying to fuck with supersized episodes. So the scene they
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: decided to cut out, I learned on scrubs WICKI is
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: the one where Sarah fails at intubating the patient. So
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: the whole episode kind of makes no sense because the
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: episodes basis was she failed at intubating a patient and
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: then got in her head. You got to watch this
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: on Hulu, man, because on Hulu I saw it. I
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: don't know wat I've been watching it on iTunes stupidly
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: because I could be watching it on Hulu for free,
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: and you guys should be watching it. By the way,
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know if we've mentioned on the podcast. It's
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: not only in the United States again, other countries, I
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: don't know. You can google it, I'm sure, but in
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: the USA it's on now on Amazon Prime Video for free,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Hulu for free, I mean not Hulu. You pay for it,
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: or you can watch it with commercials, probably on Hulu. Yeah,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: I'm the idiot who somehow just decided to buy it
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: on iTunes. And I bought on on iTunes thinking that
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: I would have the original music, which is false, but
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: I did not. I did have the supersize version. I'm
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: just telling you. Back when syndication was a thing, which
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: is kind of barely a thing anymore because people have streaming, um,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: they would they would run them in rotation and they
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: would cut out the extra they had to cut out
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: the extra time, and they chose to cut out. Someone
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: in some edit room chose to cut out the scene
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: that the whole episode injes on. So all of a sudden,
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Sarah's in her head about being bad at intimating patients
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: for no reason. Just a little tribute for you, Double Preiser.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Not only Double Preiser, using that toilet would be my effort.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Double Preiser freaking had me. Dude, why did we fucking
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: turn into the Wonder Twins. Man. What made us to
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: sto Wonder Twins though? Well, because I don't know if
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: that was in the script or you and I made
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: that up because I for those of you who are
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: too young to remember the ledge, what was that cartoon
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: called with the super Friends with a super Friends? Super Friends? Sorry,
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: so there was a Wonder Twins. Now, I've never watched
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: this since I was a child. I should probably go
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: on YouTube and watch it, but I loved um super Friends. Meanwhile,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: at the Halls of Justice. Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice. Yeah,
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: I meanwhile at the Hall of Justice, and this was
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: a DC thing, was a d y DC comics. Yes,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: it was all the DC characters and they all hung
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: out together at the Hall of Justice. And there were
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: two twins that never have gotten their own movie, and Donald,
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: I really feel it should be us, but they were
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: the one twins. Well yeah, but okay, now they had
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: superheroes in the world man in the world. You can
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: look this up on YouTube if you're curious. Wonder Twins.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: And their power was their power was that they would
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: touch Dacoder rings. Right, No, they weren't Dakoda rings. They
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: were aliens from another planet. So but they had Oh
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: I didn't know their backstory. Yeah, they were aliens from
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: another planet and their rings would activate their powers. Now
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: on their planet, they obviously had ice and other earthly
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: objects because they only turned into things of the Earth.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: It wasn't like form cock and then like a giant
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: freaking u ice freaking shows up and breaks havoc on everything.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean right now? But here's my question.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Didn't one of the twins, one of the twins was
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: sort of locked into only water based creations, right, and
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: the other one could be animals. Oh, he was just animals, right,
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: One was water based things, one was animals. So that's
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: why this very elaborate thinker of a joke came out
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: form of an ice minora because the person that character
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: could only make ice things. Now water things. Now. I
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: don't know why I chose to have the thing he
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: made be an ice minoora, but it came out of
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: my mouth, and I think it was funny form of
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: an ice minoa. And that's what they would do. One
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: would go form of and the other would go shape
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: of an ice minora. Yeah, if you're if you're too
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: young to know, you gotta go google this because it
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: was raym is Superheroes ever, I like them, and you know,
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of talk about everyone. I don't follow
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: comics at all, So every time someone gets excited about
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: a new character and they're like, oh my god, so
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: and so is gonna be squirrel Girl, and I'm like,
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know who the squirrel Girl is. Squirrel Girl
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: is one of the one of the DC characters that
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: you don't know about, like you just don't like, well,
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: you know, people would know more about one of twins
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: because they've shown up in other things, but squirrel Girl,
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Like even when they did Justice League Unlimited and stuff
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: like that, there's like maybe an episode of squirrel Girl
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: in it, and it's like an alternate universe type shit,
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So who's playing squirrel Girl?
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Hasn't it been announced? Oh? I don't know, but it's
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: very interesting, Like there are a bunch of characters in
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: universe that somebody was playing squirrel Girl. Like there are
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: a bunch of characters in the DC universe where you're like,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: what the heck kind of character is that Suicide Squad's
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: gonna have a bunch of those type of characters in it.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: But squirrel Girl is one of those characters where you're like, wait,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: there's a squirrel Girl character. Squirrel Girls gonna be played
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: by Anna Kendrick apparently, is that rumored or official? Oh
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: okay update update, It was rumored that even I knew that,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: But Hollywood reporter says, and I'm gonna say your name right,
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Milana vine Trub, Yeah, is going to play girl girl
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: way totally. She's I don't know what she looks like.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know. She's the girl from the AT and
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: T commercials five the five G girl. Oh she's Oh,
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: she's great. You know she's Milana vine Trub Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: I know her. She auditioned for alex Ink, she wrote,
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: she wrote on Robot Chicken the last couple of seasons. Also,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: she's really talented. If it too, I think it is.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Can you send me a link to her picture? Yes?
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: I can. Yeah, it's the AT and T girl. She's awesome.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: She's Is she the one where she's talking to like
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: the inanimate objects in her Yes? Yeah, well that girl. Yes,
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: let me look. Sorry, audience will cut some of this out. Yes,
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: she's adorable and funny. Yeah, she's great, good, I'm happy,
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: she's squirrel girl. All right, all right, let's talk about
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: so we get the double prizer now that we can't
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: say fruit loops. Obviously, I laughed when I saw the
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: name of the of the box, which is supposed to
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: be fruit loops, but it says kids Cereal. Yeah, but
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: of course J D and Turk would be eating kids
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Cereals a kidz or kids though. It's just kind of
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: the same font as fruit loops. But it says kids Cereal.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: That's what you have. That's what you have to do,
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, because you don't have the rights to
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: fruit loops, so you make it look like it. But
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: then you look at the words and what it really
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: says is kids Cereal. Gurney surfing. That stuntman took a
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: very nice fall, very nice, did very well with it.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: I think that may have been the gent and I'm
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: sorry I forgot his name, but you know, because some
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: of the different guys rotated in. But I I think
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: that may have been the gent who did the bungee
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: jumping and got married and then divorced. But I could
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: be wrong. Um, but he took a glorious fall. So
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: you guys could laugh off that gurney. You can tell
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: he's patted up though, obviously, because otherwise could break. He
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: looks diesel Lord. Well, I stopped it and went slow
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: because I was like, that's a real fall, and I know,
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: I know he's patted up. I mean, it still was like,
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: you know, getting tackled, but I'm sure it's still fucking hurt.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: But I was like, my my butt looks like I
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: had a lot of junk in the trunk. My stunt
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: butt had a lot of junk in the trunk. We
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: talked about an overpacked hospital in this episode, which is
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: very on par with what's going on right now and
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: and COVID and stuff like that, and also has to
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: do with being you know, the sacred hearts prepared to
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: handle all of the you know, the onslaught of of
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: new patients coming into the hospital. It's Kelso who's holding
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: it back by not wanting to open up a wing
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: because he wants to save money, right, and he closes
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: down a wing to save the grand a year or
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: something or something like that. Yeah, and that which makes
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: no sense. I mean, I guess, I guess the hospitals
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: under financial hardship. But that backs up everything up and
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: which it creates a very funny plot line with Johnny
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: c and Judy putting his gardener in Kelsel's office. Right,
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Todd cannot spell either his neither his own name nor
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: nor the words surgeon. No, he cannot. Um, that was
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: pretty funny, Yeah Todd, just knowing that Todd can't spell,
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: but he's an excellent surgeon. Is you know par for
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: of course? Isn't it like I know what I mean?
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: They really only focus on one thing, cutting cutting Now
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: amongst the one of the funniest things in this episode
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: and and maybe in season three is us testing out
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: our tuxedos, dropping it like it's hot. And I remember
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: that day. I remember that day, and we had we
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: had no choreography, and we made the choreography up on
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: the spot, on the spot, right there and there. But
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: it was funny. Is that we decided to jump off
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: of the stage. Yes, I guess the audience it would
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: be where we now, you guys, you listeners, you you listeners,
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: some of whom were named earlier in the program. Um,
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: you might think, God, they must have rehearsed that dance
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: number for weeks, if not months, but no, Donald, I
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: made that up on the spot, right, And it's pretty hilarious,
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: especially when I go, I can feel it burning. Can
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: you feel it? I can feel it it burns. I
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: can feel it burning. We must have been a very
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: we were in a very silly mood that day. We
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: were very silly that day. And then we cut to
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: JD's dream best man outfit and it's got a lot
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: of rings. It's all blinged out. We learned later it
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: costs four thousand dollars. When Turk says, why does your
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: best man Suxedo calls for that was funny. I'm should
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: go back and talk about JD wants to have a
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: three simil Turk and Carla. Yeah, I think he's down.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: I mean we don't have to touch or anything, but
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: he could, like, you know, participate. Wait, what is that
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: how it would work? It's like, I'm sorry, sorry, my
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: brain went to you and Casey and I I'm back.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: I would just I would, I would give. I mean
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: we can ignore each other to wire and no, I
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: mean I would stay within whenever boundaries were set. Maybe
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: I just stroke her hair. I'm gonna join it for
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: this epic nap after the audience has manifested a nap
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: for all three of them. Have you ever had a
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: relationship where the girl was like it, we can threesome
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: quite a bit. I'm open to it, meaning meaning is
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: as a condition of the relationship, Like she's saying, hey,
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: if I'm down to be committed, but we need to
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: have threesomes every now and then? If if yeah, every
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: now and then. No, I haven't had that. Have you
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: had it? Sounds like you have. You're right, I haven't.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: I haven't, but I've seen it a lot on a
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: lot of these programs that I've been watching lately. Are
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: the movies what are they called? Are they on the s?
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Are they on the streaming service porn Hub? Yes, it's
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: a great stream to Have you heard of this app? Yes,
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: it's like it's like Disney Plus, but with more ariolas, Yes,
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: a lot more ariolas. I don't know if you should
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: say Disney and porn Hub. And I feel like we
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: should segue back to the Scrubs TV show, Um Elliott,
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: uh okay, tuxedo testing, um Kelso back with the two
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: thumbs back with This was the joke that uh Bill mentioned.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: Bill had mentioned two thumbs and doesn't give a crap.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: Bob Kelso, I thought we met. Yeah, that joke, build joke,
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: build like that joke enough to recycle it just a
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: few episodes later. But not only that, but also I
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: love that Hector's in Kelso's room. And then we cut
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: to Nurse Robert and they're talking about going to the
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: bathroom and she's like, I usually go in Kelso's room,
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: but I didn't want to wake Hector. Yeah, hilarious, hilarious everyone.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: It's a problem, you know. I I don't really go home.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: I go I hate you know what I hate. I
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: think we've talked about this, but I can't poo in
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: a public place where someone else is pooing in this
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: another stall. If I'm in the stall and there's just
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: a one inch piece of metal and on the other
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: side of here, I'm like, I can't. I'm not going
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: to be able to do anything here. I can't work here.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: I can't have gone to the I've told the story.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: We have gone to the movies, been on our way
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: to the movie theater to see the ship that would
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: just come out, the thing that was the thing that
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: everybody wanted to see, turned around and went home because
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: I had to pooh, and she was like, you can't
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: just do it at the movie theater. No, really, you're
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: more strict than me. Why don't you put the papers
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: thing down the little circuit. There have been times where
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: I have done that. There have been times where I
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: have done that. But for the most part, in my experiences,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: when you go out and about, there's a few people
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: that care about the way the bathroom is. But for
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: the most part, everybody's blind and can't shit into a
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: toilet to save their lives because for some reason, no
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: matter where you go the bathroom that the stall has
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: the piss on the walls. I'm I don't mind the
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: I obviously want to clean bathroom, but my problem is
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: more like I can't be sitting next to someone like
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: I always imagine if that one inch piece of metal
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: divider is gone, we're just sitting there like pooing next
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: to each other in I don't want to do anything
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: with anyone. I walk in, I look under and see
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: if there's any shoes. If there's any shoe, I'm out
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: and not. You know, it's funny, Donald and I just
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: did a thing for e. It was like a silly, funny,
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: little reunion thing um, and we did it with that's
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be coming out And they ask, you know,
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: all right, what does Zach or Donald need on set?
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: I don't have anything in my rider. I'm the most
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: low maintenance person in the world. Maybe if you have
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: a sugar free red Bull for after lunch, give me
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: a little extra energy. The only thing I want is
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: my own place to poop or pee. So in the show,
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: when we get there, this was COVID and everything's all
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: covided out. Everyone's in ppe, everyone's staying ten feet from
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: each other. And we look and there's two porta potties
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: and one says Zach on it and one says Donald
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: on it. And we each had our own porta potties.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: That's but they were all right, But there was our
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: only perk perk. The only problem is they were right
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: next to each other and connected by a thin ass wall. Right,
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: But we didn't go at the same time. But here's
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: a funny here's a funny thing. So then they so
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: then they go, so then they go, this is hilarious. Actually,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: I hope they put this in the in the show
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: because it was funny. So then they go, Okay, we
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: can go to the next location. Um, and we're gonna
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: film you and Donald. And they put go pros in
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: the car. You and Donald, We're gonna film you driving
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: the next location because it'll be it'll be funny you
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: guys bantering. And so we're driving. But they bring the
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: porta potties because they're on the back of a truck.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: So we realized that we're just following our own porter potties.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: We're driving down the road behind two porter potties that
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: say Zack and Donald on them. Yeah. Anyway, good times,
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: good times. Um, you know Madonna. Imagine Madonna's rider, all
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: the stuff she needs for backstage all it needs, a
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: sugar free red bull in a place to poop. Snoop Dogg.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: And we introduce a lot of our key in the
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: first line. First line. Some of them are just mentioned.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: But Snooked, manly Henry on bro I think that would
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: be great. That's a manly Henry past play Snoop Dogg
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: in turn, Yeah, yes, Snoop Dogg in turn. He's he
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: also is in other shows. You can see him in
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: the background on a lot of shows. He'll he'll he's
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: one to tell you what shows he's working on You
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: could see him on This is Us, you could see
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: him on he was on I think The Not the
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: Blacklist of Code Black or something like that. But he's
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: always he's always hustling, always working. He was one of
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: our guy great guy. He was one of our extras
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: on the show who then became so famous for being
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: in the background that they just started giving him lines
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: and stuff and well, yeah, and that is his first
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: line when he says, where my hoo's at? And I go,
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen them. Um, that was such a random joke,
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: Like that was such a like out of nowhere joke.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: It's funny though it is funny, but it was like, oh,
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: just Snoop Dogg in turn, and we needed to figure
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: out a way to make everybody realize that he looked
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: like Snoop Dogg. And the only way we could do
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: it was to be like, where my whole's at? Like
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: Snoop Dogg. Snoop, You've Snoop congratulations you are the ultimate pimp,
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: because the only way we could describe you on the
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: show was to make it seem like the intern, the
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: one intern that reminds us of you, has a bunch
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: of hose where my hose at right, but my nerdy response,
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen them rights even funnier. All right, we
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: should do a commercial break, and when we come back,
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: we have a very exciting guest. We don't know anything
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: about them, So John, Lisa, Carl Muhammad, we'll be right back.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get out of the house today. Dude, I've
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: got cabin fever. Do you I got out a little bit.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: I went and took I took a COVID test. Oh,
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: I thought I had it last week. I was positive.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know if any of our listeners are as
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: neurotic as I am, but I like have a little
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: I wipe my nose and I think I got it,
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: or I felt a sminge and achy, I think I
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: got it. What happened if you thought you had COVID?
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: I just I don't know you can get COVID. I mean,
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: I'm ninety nine percent of my time in my house.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: But if you go out, even when you're wearing a mask,
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know, shit can happen, no doubt. Why are
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: you going to get a test? You know you work
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: for work purpose? Oh you have a work related one? Yeah,
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: you know. I I've I've gotten quite a few COVID
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: tests now, Um, I still get nervous going to the supermarket. Dude, Yeah,
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: you wear a real N ninety five though, right, I
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: wear the I wear a cloth mask. I have an
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: I don't understand that. You guys, you can get a
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: real N ninety five mask on the interweb. It's it's
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: the same thing. It all does not the same thing
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: at all. If you look at the if you look
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: at what the science says, if two people are wearing
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: a mask and one is three layers with cloth, which
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: a lot of people are wearing, which most people are wearing,
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: that will stop, just as that will stop, and not
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: maybe not as well as an N ninety five, but
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: it will stop. I don't understand these people that are
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: walking around with bandanas around their mouth and the market. No,
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: it's not the same thing as an N ninety five, Daniel,
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: tell them it's not the same, but it's still does
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: I've looked out, dude. I'm the one who's googled, like
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: like microscopic comparisons to how much germs get through. I'm
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: the guy does help protect Again, it's better than nothing,
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: but it's not as good. And if I'm going to
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: the fucking supermarket. Why wouldn't I put on the best
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: thing when when the LA County's on fucking fire. Well,
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: not everybody can get in nine to five. They're not
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: like they're propostitally expensive, right, how much can they be?
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: It's not like everybody can get them. Not everybody has
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: access to computers. All right, order you're gonna die on
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: this hill. I'm not gonna die on this hill. There's
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: no hill to die on here. I'm just saying, you're
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: acting like it's easy to get it in nine to
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: five masks, It's not necessarily the easiest. So well, why
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: are we go? Why are we bringing the guests in?
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: Can you google? Were the cheapest priced and ninety five
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: available to mankind is in the United States of America?
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: And where to buy it? And where to buy it?
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: That's the more important thing. Where do you buy five?
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: On Amazon? There you go? Fourteen ninety five on Amazon
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: for how many many? Ten? That's ten for fourteen? There
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: you go. They're a buck fifty each. And I just
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: don't Amazon. So if you want to have if you
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: have an Amazon account, I'm sure you can get them
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: non Amazon. If you're one of those people who fucking
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: hate Amazon. But all I'm saying is, and this is
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: just me. You might be going, oh, Zach, shut the
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: fuck up. I've heard it before, but I'm just telling
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: you if you're extra cautious where the cloth bullshit when
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: you go for a jog or you're walking your dog,
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: but when you go into a high contact area like
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: a supermarket, put on that. In ninety five, we ain't
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: fucking around no more. Daniel, invite this person in glad please.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: Oh hello everybody? He said, Hi, everybody, Johia, Hi, everybody.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: Donald stop doing help? Just so our viewers are caught up.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: We have a beautiful looking family, a couple and a
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: young girl. I'm guessing is age how old? Nine? Oh?
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: That just goes to show you what I know about children.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: What would you have guessed? You wouldn't? Are you hard
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: to tell? On zoom? I thought I thought I was
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: gonna say five. But okay, well he has kids. I
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: don't know how old kids are. She could be thirty seven,
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Our two year old is downstairs with
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: grandma and grandpa. It's very nice to meet you. Where
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: are you calling is from? But where do we live? Long? Island,
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: New York. Oh, long Guyland, long time but strong guy,
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: strong Guyland in the house, y'all, strong Guyland. We knew
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: there's gonna be a comment about our accents. Well, you
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: don't have I always get it. I always both from
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: the He's from Manhattan, I'm from Jersey, and I always
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: get comments about my accent, although it's mostly gone, but
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: on certain words. I'm sure it's the same thing with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: And I'm sure you have family members that have it
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: very strong, right, yeah, very much. Welcome guys. I see.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: First of all, I always take in the person's room.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: I'm noticing Thomas has a Star Wars related t shirt
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: on Donald's very course. Of course, I love it. You
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: had him at hello. As a matter of fact, Uh,
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: the reason we were able to get on and question
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: Hi everyone, Isaac. Yeah, Hi, that's Joelle and Daniel Jean
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: for you. Um. And we might have used our daughter's
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: cuteness to rope Jell into picking us. She is. I
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: want the audience to know she is a particularly adorable child.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: So that worked. Go ahead, So we um, I'm trying
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: to raise her properly and when from a very young
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: age she watched All Wars and I'm proud to say
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: that she is just as obsessed as well. And Donald
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: and everyone else love it. Questions. Yeah, can we ask
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: her a question? What's her? What is your favorite of
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: all the Star Wars? Sorry? I'm sorry? What's your name? Sweetheart? Amelia? Amelia?
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: What a beautiful name? Do you? What is your favorite?
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: What did you say? I'm sorry, Amelia Rose, Amelia Rose,
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: beautiful name? Now? Can you tell us what your favorite
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: of all the Star Wars movies is? Because our friends
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: here are very big Star Wars fans and they might
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: they might disagree or agree with you. You know how
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: that goes. Movie? Remember demand Larian, Oh you Calians, day Away,
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: Oh my god? And we who's that little green guy? After?
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: Out his name? Don't don't stop, Amelia? Who is your
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: favorite character in the Star Wars universe? Play? Why? It's
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: like we're in so much trouble with that is so cute? Yeah,
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: I mean I like the Mandalorian too, Amelia. I agree,
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: I find it very entertaining. It's bad, it's good. I liked.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: I like baby Yoda as the name more so than
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: good Guru Groguro Doo doo? Is it Doo doo sill, Amelia?
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: Is it? Do put some respect on Grogu's name. Now
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: it's serious, you put some respect on Grogu's name. Okay, Amelia.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: I'm my producer who's very fancy told me that you
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: also sing a little bit? Can you can you sing?
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: I heard there's a certain musical you like to sing?
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: Oh great? Can you can you sing a little bit
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: of Hamilton? Donald likes Hamilton? Is that is that the
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: movie with a rap? Yes? That's what to play? To
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: play thus far? Donald? What time is it? Okay? Wait?
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: What are the name of the Skylar sisters? I forget them? Eliza? Okay?
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: And Peggy? What time is it? Guy? John? Play Sippy
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: and Dempson? Lorn three crapatany bay? Yeah? You get The
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: point is the point is you're raising your kids like
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: we approved over here at fake Doctor's real friends. This
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: is this is if if Zach and I were raising right.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I mean you had Donald and Mandlurian,
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: you had me and Hamilton. I really I really love
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: it to Coco melon first, Nice to meet you, by
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: a million, Nice to meet you. Shot Oh man, I
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: eat a kid, I really do. Donald. This is why
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: I want a kid so I can make them wrap
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: in Hamiltons. I know I'm gonna mold them. Donald does
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: a lot of that. Donald Donald's kids are as you,
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: as we've said, obsessed with Star Wars, obsessed with video games.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: He's just building little minimes. Well, her name is Amelia Rose,
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: after two of Doctor Who Is Companion? Oh nice? Any
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: of your Hvians I'm not I'm not a Hovian. I'm
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: not a Hoovian, but I've never watched Jenny who Is?
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: What's the entry point? Do I don't go all the
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: way back right? To just go to nine? You never
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: skipped nine? Nine? Yeah, you can start with the when
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: they brought the show back in two thousand and five.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: That's usually the starting point for most people. Okay, I
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: recommend it. I'd like to give it a shot. The
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: way I do it is, this is a great way
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: to keep my kids in bed. I'm gonna tell you
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: right now. My son wakes up at like five o'clock
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: in the morning, six o'clock in the morning every day
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: after I put them down at seven. It gets a
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: good eleven hours and then wakes up and content goes
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: into our comes into our room and wakes us up.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: I've now said, listen, I'm gonna Star Wars the kids
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: out if they wake me up early. When we go
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: downstairs until seven o'clock, the only thing that's on television
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: is Star Wars. Is it working. I've slept till six
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: thirty now a couple of times I've slept at seven fifteen,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: So it does work. But my kids Zach is being
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: facetious when he says my kids love Star Like I'm
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: raising them and they are obsessed with stars, They're not
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: obsessed with Star Wars. They probably hate Star Wars. Now. Oh,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: I thought Rocco was into Star Wars. Definitely get You've
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: gotten them both into golf. You're not doing minimes. No,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm forcing this on them. And they're in and
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: they're and they're enjoying the fact that they're spending time
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: with dad. But I don't think that my kids love
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: Star Wars. I'm pretty sure. But because all I said
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: was if you come down here at five o'clock in
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: the morning tomorrow, we're watching The Mandalorian until seven, thinking
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: he'd be down at four thirty. No, he came down
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: at sixth thirty. He probably went down and was fighting
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: the Zelda Monster. No. He came downstead and he was like,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: do I have to watch the Mandalorian. I was like, yeah, man,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: it's it's so good. My kids don't like musicals. I'm
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: gonna be really sad. Um. Do you guys have a
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: question for us? Yes? Um. Now that hopefully COVID is
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: on the you know, eventually the mine and there's the
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: vaccines coming out and everything like that, and we can
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: try to hope what our post COVID life will be,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: like what is the first thing you guys are gonna do? Slash?
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: Where are you gonna go first? Like? What's that first thing?
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna go for that? Your favorite Hamburger place?
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: You're gonna travel? You? What are you gonna do? I
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: feel like my eyes could will any moment just by
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: your question, because you know, we had JD, the real
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: JD on and he you know, I don't know if
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: you're listened, but he I said, when are you going
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: to the movie theater without any worries? And he said
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: probably first quarter twenty twenty two, And well, your your
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: daughter put theater. Your daughter put theater on my mind.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: So I I really miss I go to the theater. Um,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: you know when I'm when when there's no COVID and
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: I'm I live part time in Manhattan. I go to
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: the theater so many times a week. It's my favorite
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: thing in the world. I love it so much. So
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: that's my my my My first thing that popped in
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: my mind was going to a great meal, taking my
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: girlfriend to a great off Broadway or Broadway show, and
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: then going for drinks out after your words with all
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: my friends. That's my that's my idea of a perfect night.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: And I would do it so much, and I haven't
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: done it um since COVID began, So that's what came
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: to my mind. Donald, I know, is going to be Disneyland. No,
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: you know, for me it would be Disneyland. But my
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: kids are so into for some reason, Hawaii and New
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: York City have been like fantasies for them, like for
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: for some My son but thinks that Hawaii is the
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: greatest place to you you could ever go. The water's warm,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: the fish are fresh, you swim with dolphin like. He
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: believes that there's something magical about Hawaii. So he's like,
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: when COVID's over, We're going to Hawaii. That's one trip
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: before I've been with me. Yeah, I remember, Yeah, I
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: probably saw some paparazzi pictures of us both looking like
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: really had we had dad bods. Yeah, but we're going
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: we gotta go to Hawaii, and my daughter wants to
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: go to New York, which is where I'm from, So
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: we gotta go to New York. Before it was like,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: we'll do it when they're older. Now it's like, we're
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: gonna do it as soon as we can, as soon
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: as this is over. We're gonna figure something out. Even
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: if it's like you know, even if we just go
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: to New York, we're gonna figure it out. How about you,
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: Joel oh Man, Actually the thing you thought Donald was
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: gonna do, I want to go do. I love Disneyland.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: Like three of my best friends are obsessed with disney
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: They like one's like pretty much a historian. She can
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: tell you, like as we're walking through like haunted mansion,
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: She's like, and that prop was used here, and it's
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: just like, I don't know. It's like the best day
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: you can have in California, Like go through Disneyland and
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: you hop old to California Adventure, your little Tipsy you
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: do Little White Show and then you go back over
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: for the parade. It's like a perfect hute. You can
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: only get drinks in California Adventure just yeah, I think
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: you can get drinks at Galaxy's Edge, which is in
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: Disneyland now also, so you can. And the thing is
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: the drinks are expensive. But yeah, but that's like, that's understandable.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: I remember being told that I could only get I
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: was like, where's the beer at and they were like,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: California Venture Land, No galaxies as they have true hard liquor.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: They're like real drinks at Galaxy's Edge. Oh that's the
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: Star Wars bar. Yeah, yeah, I didn't like that. I
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: told you I didn't like that. Sorry, Sorry guys. Have
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: you guys been hold on? Man? No, no, we've been
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: well as Star Wars fans and your daughter as well.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: You should go to this because it look at Donald's face,
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: he's so pissed when COVID's over taken into this. Tam
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: was actually supposed to run the Dopey Challenge in Disney
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: World in January. What is that it is? Um so
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: the first weekend in January they have like their marathon
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: weekend and I was gonna run. It was Thursday Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: It was a five k, ten k, a half marathon,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: and a full marathon in four days. Are you serious
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: you can run like that? I was training for it
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: and then you know, COVID happened. But I mean I've
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: run a bunch of races. That did the New York
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: City Marathon a few years back. So, and to be honest,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: it's this podcast that was like my you know, how
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: do you say, like some people use a podcast like
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: for health reasons, you guys from my workout running podcast.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: Oh great, now that you're back to two a week,
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: I can run more, I can work out more. So
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: thank you. Oh good. It's our fault that you fell
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: off the wagon. I broke my toe out my fault.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: It's Zach's. It's it's Zach. It's Zack's folk. I gotta
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: tell you, I've fallen off my workout regiment because I
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: broke my toe and I think I'm another week away
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: from being able to suspend again. Um but uh yeah,
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: so I too have a I have a little I've
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: gotten lazy with it. But um but wow, that's still
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: impressive to be able to do all that running in
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: one in one weekend. That's try. As you've seen, our
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: daughter is very crazy about the Star Wars. She already
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: has already planned. But we're buying. When we go to
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: Gax's Edge, apparently she's getting the green lightsaber. I'm getting
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: the blue one. We're doing that. She You sound really
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: you sound like a really good dad, Thomas. I'm trying.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: Like all the lightsabers there too. They have just in
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: case you are wondering, hold on, let me, let me
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: get a pen to write this down. Okay, they have
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: other lightsaber crystals there. It's actually you would think that
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: the light in the saber makes the crystal makes the
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: saber color like a saber light. You actually can put
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: a crystal in there and it changes your saber color.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: I wish the audience could see that. Joelle is nodding
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: like a member of the choir when the preacher is
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: deep into a sermon. So, but so that means there's
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: white sabers. These are very crystals, but there you can
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: find them. There's a saber, a socus color saber, and
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: there's a black saber out there. Have the dark saber.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: There is a dark saber out there there to dry
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: to find the Crystal there to dream Daniel, what do
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: you what's your post anything? Man, I'll tell you. I'll
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: be absolutely real with you, real talk. My answer is,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: I'm excited to go get Korean barbecue with like sixteen friends.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: I'm really excited to share a couple of flat tops,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: get a bunch of rounds of height, a delicious Korean
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: beer that is, you know, mostly water but is just
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: so great, especially with k barbecue. Eat all the bonch
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: on all you like bulgogi. I do like bulgogie. I
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: love all of them. I love me a brisket. I
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: love when you get like the the oath to miso pork,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: all of it. I'm just a huge favor Where do
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: you get it in La because I want to try it?
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: Where do you what's a good place. There's a bunch
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: of really good spots. So one of my favorite non
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: all you can eat spots is called UKUK. It's oo
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: space kooky Ookuk. And then another spot that it is
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: all you can eat. And the reason I like this
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: spot is because you can call at any time and
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: say hey, I want to show up with fifteen people.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: Is that cool? They'll say yeah, show up in fifteen minutes.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: It's a place called Road to Soul. It's not your
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: top of the line. I'm sorry, but we have a
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: very special visitor. Please, I'm done anyway. Just for Thomas, Um,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: I'd like to introduce you to my girlfriend, Laurence Pugh,
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  Speaker 1: who's bringing Hello. Hello, Hi. How's everyone doing? Hi? How's
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  Speaker 1: everyone's Christmas preparations going? Well? To be honest, you guys
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: were part of one this Christmas present, so right, Christmas honey,
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  Speaker 1: it's organized. Thomas, you can do better than this. You
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: can do I cannot, Thomas, tell us why you you
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  Speaker 1: know wrote in and first way to be on the show. Well, um,
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: so my wife is an angel, a saint. Um, just
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: you know, so kind, so caring. Um. She's has a
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: full time work from home job. She's trying to do
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: the full time mom thing. I'm a first responder in
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: New York City, so wo, I'm not home a whole lot, um,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: and my schedule is gets a little crazy. And you know,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: Duell knows you tried to pook us for one day
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: and it didn't work out because I was literally doing
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: a triple at work, so very last minute stuff. You know,
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  Speaker 1: my wife is stuck dealing with you as adorable as
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: my daughter may seem. And this one little moment, it's
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  Speaker 1: not always like that. And you know, she's four and
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: a half going on sixteen. Our son is gonna be
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: two years old in three days actually, and he is
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: a handful. He's a good boy. He's a handful. So
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: being able to do all of this stuff is just
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: so hard, and she's so tired, but does it with
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: such poise and grace that so I wanted to do
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  Speaker 1: something amazing for her. And we love your podcast. Your
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: podcast has gotten this group, you know, since the pandemic started,
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: you know, because the podet started when the discoma started.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: So you know, you give us laughing, you give us joy,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: You give us things to think about and talk about.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: So you know, one in my wife to have just
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  Speaker 1: a moment of just something amazing. So you and yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and you amazing sweet you are you, as Daniel would say,
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  Speaker 1: you honor me if anyone is deserving of this opportunity.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: You're so sweet. And we threw in Florence Pew as
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  Speaker 1: a bonus. This is great. You can't imagine what are
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  Speaker 1: you making. Florence made us popcorn. I'm gonna eat face.
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  Speaker 1: I'll pretend I'm handing it you guys. And wow, alright,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: what did you put butter in there? I could taste
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  Speaker 1: the butter, yes I did, But I did icing sugar,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: I did cinnamon. Yeah, oh man, sugar. Yes, you just
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  Speaker 1: be careful. You're not working out. Remember I told them
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: my thanks a lot anyway, And yes, I mean it's report.
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  Speaker 1: I did use videos of my daughter being adorable to
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  Speaker 1: ropeport Joe Land. You didn't as you should. It worked,
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  Speaker 1: It worked, you see work. You seem like a really
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  Speaker 1: good husband and a good father to me. I mean,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: I only know you over the What can you say
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: that so I can remind her of this next time
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: I'm in trouble, which you're never in trouble. We know
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: you're such a great guy. She knows, she knows it's hard.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: You got so much on your plate. What type of
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: first responder are you? Um? I am a New York
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: City police officer. Why did you hesitate on that? You
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: seem like, I know, it's not the most popular first
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: responder at the moment, So you know you're popular in
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: our book, man, So again, it's it's just it. You know,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: the schedule get gets tough and you know, trying not
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: to bring things home. Life is just you know, just
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: handles it all phenomenally. You have to work. I really
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: m horrible hours. Uh my hours are kind of all
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: all over the place. I'm in a position where I
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: can kind of make my own hours. But every now
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: and then I'll get there, Hey, you know, we need
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: you to stay for this, We need you to do this,
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: we need you to do that. And it's usually not
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: without a whole lot of notice. So you know, well
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: they'll be making like a really nice dinner and I'll
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: have to call it up, like, yeah, I'm not coming home.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: So oh wow, in the grand scheme of things, you know,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: it's you know, we're both so very fortunate that we
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: both had jobs. You know, we both have our health.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: You know, so created so many people that are suffering
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: and going through so so much. I I definitely recognize
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: how good we have it, you know, but I still
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: know what a toll it takes on my wife. So yeah, yeah,
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: I mean we're all we're all in this, right. This
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: is this is something that this is something that none
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: of us. First of all, none of us expected this
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: to happen, But once we got into it, nobody there's
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: so many things that have happened since COVID that have
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: you know, and you've experienced a lot of it, you know,
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: from the stuff with George Floyd to you know, to
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: what happened in the city when people were looting, and
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: to the protests, and you know, you've you've probably witnessed
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: all of it. I can't imagine the amount of stress
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: that that would put on my relationship with my wife,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: having to bring all of that energy home, because what
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: you're seeing out in the streets, you know, it's a
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: lot of there's a lot of anger out there, right
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: and there's a lot of you know, people are upset,
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: and on both sides, everybody's angry, and it's just like this.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: It just seems like everyone's clashing. And I can't imagine
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: being in the center of all of it and then
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: stepping away and then having to go and kiss my
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: wife and children. That's that seems very tolling on It
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: would be tolling on any individuals. So Thomas, I do
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: not envy you when I when I when I say
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: when I you have a very difficult position and job
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: that you are, well, it's fun to take it back
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: to the show I've always tried to. When I step
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: out of work and I take the first step, I
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: try to do the kilso thing. Yeah, you think it.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: STEP's kind of wisdom to keep walking. Yeah, but sometimes
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: you can't. Yeah, I don't see how that would always
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: be humanly possible. With doing what you do. It's tough,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: but you know it's I feel like there's been a
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: lot of opportunity for growth and for change and for
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: conversations to happen, and hopefully I can keep going. That's
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: the most important thing. Run and listen, I gotta say.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: With people like you who are open to conversation and
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: and and and obviously clear filled with with lots of
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: love and respect, that's all we can do. Um do you?
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: Is there any way we can dovetail this into fixing
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: your life somehow? Yes, very much like that too. So wait,
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: hold on, we got to do our special sound Daniel,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: it's time too, Go ahead, Donald, fix your life. I
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: put a little bit of a h in it. What
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: I put a little bit of fix your life? Okay,
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: it's like almost a question. All right, all right, we're
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: ready to fix your life now? Right. So between a
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: full time job at home, two little kids, my husband
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: never being around, I don't get a second to myself,
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: so I can't work out, I can't take a shower
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: by myself. I feel I feel like I actually need
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: to be talking to Casey. Really let me go get her.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: It's significant. By the way, this is a very special episode,
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: and I promise not to always upbox clearing my mouth
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: when I talk about we never had that brat spit.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: That's awesome. Yea, we never. I think I'm set in Hamilton,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: We've never We've never had um um both um significant
• 1:17:06
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• 1:17:09
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• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: person to give you advice. Yeah right, this is a
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  Speaker 1: super sized episode. And it's a super sized episode because
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: we also haven't talked about half of the damn thing yet.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: We always get distracted, as you know, I feel that
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: constantly becau I'm always behind in the podcasts because you know,
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: Tom has his community, takes the train to the city,
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: then he takes the subway, then he does all this.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: I don't even have like three minutes to brush my
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: teeth on myself, so I can't never listen to the
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: podcast on time. So Hi, that's Casey Comb Now Casey.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: These people, sorry, these lovely people are so busy, and
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: she's um asking how you find time for yourself to
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: do anything with all these kids. Honestly, I feel like
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: I should step out right. I like, I couldn't have
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: even made it up here without Donald making me come
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: up here. Sorry, No, this is no better. It's good.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: It's good because we we we we needed we had
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: to call you know, like I'm phone and expert like
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: on that on that old game show Who Wants to
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: Be a Millionaire? Donald? And I don't know how to
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: answer this, well, I especially don't, but we thought you
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: could answer it better than anyone. How do you find
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: the time to do anything? Well, do you want to know?
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: I just thought I finally just stopped doing it, like
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: we do everything. I'm sure you do everything in your house,
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: So I stopped doing it. Everything so perfect. Example, my
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: kid doesn't wipe his wipe her own butt, and I
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: was like, you know what, you're gonna start wiping your button.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: I'll check you later, because you know what, I'm tired
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: of getting up and doing things because you have to
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: if you're gonna always do it. They're gonna always let
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: you do it and depend and expect you to do it.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: So now I've just stopped doing it. Whereas where the
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: kids are yelling at me for something and I know
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: Donald tone and I know they're not gonna hurt themselves,
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: I just act like I don't hear it, and I
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: just go up in the room and I shut the door.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm in the bathroom any private time, And
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: I tell you, I think you might close the door
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: when you're in the bathroom, you know, but you have
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: to lock it because if you know he's home, you
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: know someone else is in the house with your kids.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: Whereas I wasn't. I was always terrified to lock the
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: door because I always thought no, and I don't want
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: to shut the door in case they need me. Well,
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: fast cut to my kid brought her keyboard in the
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: in the bathroom. She's playing music to me while I'm
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: on the toilet. It's just that I didn't even know.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: So it's like, and Donald will be downstairs watching TV.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: So there is someone if I don't put the responsibility,
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: I don't force it onto somebody else. It's all gonna
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: be on me. Regarding real talk, Like I get a
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: lot of free time in the house, right, I get
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: a lot of times to go off in the corner
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: and do things that I want to do. What she's
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: decided to do now is because a lot of the
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: things that I do aren't necessarily kid friendly. Right, So
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: what she's decided to do is be like, go ask
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: your dad. So I'll be in the middle of doing
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: something kid friendly. Sorry, officer, I'll be in the middle
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: of doing something a little kid that's not kid friendly
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: at the door, and it'll be my kid. And you know,
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: then I'm now I'm scrambling trying to hide all my shit.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: So you would say, you would say that I am
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: of no help around the house, right, absolutely, Okay, so
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: you are. But I'm giving your schedule. I'm home a
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: lot with them by myself, and I'm trying to send
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: an email for work. And I be like, well, if
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: you're not dying, then let me how old are your kids?
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: Four and a half and two? Oh yeah? So yeah, yeah,
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: Now this is gonna seem controversial, but we have a
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: dog crate that we use. No problem with that. I
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: think it'll work perfectly. That is such a hard age,
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: it really really is. So I mean we've been there obviously,
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: I'm just not you know, um, but I and I
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: said this the last time I came on. This we
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: we as moms, we always feel like we're the only
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: ones that know how to do it, the only ones
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: that can do it, and the only ones that are
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: gonna do it. And that's not true, because, believe it
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: or not, it does get done without us, not the
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: way we want it, which which is the part that
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: bothers me the most. You said feed the kids. You
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: didn't say what to feed the kids. Before we came on.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: I just got yelled at because I didn't clean the
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: basement the right way. Yeah, I put the stuff away.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: This all the two that we're all in things just
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: not Yeah. Well, also part of this you have to
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: understand and give yourselves and all couples listening a little
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: bit of slack because these are not normal circumstances. How
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: we're all living. We're not meant to be. I mean,
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: I know that you're you're you're working, so you're at
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: least disappearing and you're having at least some separate time.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: But a lot of people who are who are in lockdown,
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: you're just completely on top of each other. It's just
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: not natural for us to be this on top of
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: each other. So I think I think a lot of
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: relationships are being affected because it's really putting a strain
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: on everything because the relationships too, what about it, relationships
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: were the same. We're stuck. Yeah, I think that. You know,
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: we're used to a world where we were used to
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: a world where we separate from each other, missing each other.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm gonna tell you ahead. We had we
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: had an argument a couple of like a week or
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: so ago, was like, let's just let's just get divorced.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: Let's just you don't want to be honest. Oh you
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: took it to there you need a new man. And
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: I was like, I need a wife. I don't need
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: a husband. I need a wife. Bring another woman in
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: the house. That's gonna do? I need another clone of me? Right?
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: I would love that. I would love to treat all right,
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: all right, let me let me wrangle this back to
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: some form of sanity. Thank you, nice, thank you Casey
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: and um and um guys, I think it's safe to
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: say you're welcome. We helped you. I appreciate it. Thank you.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: I have to do more work in all seriousness. Um,
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: you know, you're welcome, You're welcome, You're welcome, but I
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: just want to say okay. I say this all the time.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like our mantra of fake actutual friends.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: When you're at each other's throats and when your kids
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: are driving you easy, don't forget to stop and be
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: kind yourself and go this is not normal. Everyone is
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: feeling some form of this. There is help on the horizon,
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: and you know, stop yourselves when you're about to reach
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: your your red zone and go okay. People all over
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: the world are experiencing this. I'm not alone, I'm not weird.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: There is help on the horizon. The vaccines started shipping yesterday, today, today, today,
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: right now, administrations time. Hey, and your husband's gonna get one.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: You're gonna Thomas, You're gonna be You're gonna get one.
• 1:24:38
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• 1:24:41
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• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: grows any I'm interested in that. I I'm really interested
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: in knowing if if it helps with hair growth as well.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: I feel you, I'd be funny if it had a
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: side effect that was like positive, like it makes your
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: pen is hard for like hours. But all right, on
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: that note, it started with a child singing Hamilton and joke,
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• 1:25:23
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• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: some sort. I don't know. It's probably meant to make frosting.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: But she said, no, that's going on the popcorn cheese.
• 1:25:32
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• 1:25:37
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  Speaker 1: it's like two three and you're and and I'm like
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: I want something, I don't go have more coffee. Zact
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  Speaker 1: big ass with that of GT's all right, thank you, guys,
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  Speaker 1: Stay safe, stay take care of each other than healthy.
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  Speaker 1: Let's take a break. We'll be right back after these
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: fine words. That's our first that's our first police officer,
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: first responder on the show. Yeah. I also think we
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: gave them some decent couples counseling thanks to Casey. I
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: really liked your I really liked your advice on that
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: none of this is normal, and so you know, we
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: talk about this often on the show. Your mom is right, man,
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: you wouldn't be normal if you weren't feeling the anxiety
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: and the pressure of the world right now. You wouldn't
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: be normal if you weren't feeling it. What's happening in
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: the streets right now, what we're seeing this, If this
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: wasn't happening, it wouldn't be normal, the clashing, the fighting,
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: all of that stuff. What we're seeing this is, this
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: is people at the brink. We are at the brink,
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  Speaker 1: and it could teeter either way. It could go positive
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: or negative. A lot of people are showing their faces
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: and their true colors, and that's always a good thing.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: When you can see the enemy, that's a beautiful thing.
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  Speaker 1: That's great. Thank you for showing us, Thank you for
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: showing you know what I mean, it's all out there
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  Speaker 1: right now. We're at a point America where this can
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  Speaker 1: go either way. It can go either way. We have
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  Speaker 1: reached it. It's here. This is it. You're talking about
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: all the socio and political things that are happening in
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: the world, which you're sort of building to a head,
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: and that's its own anxiety. And then you have your
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: just normal anxieties at home with like with with your partner,
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: with your kids, with your family, and you know, my
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: mom's got a cold now, and I'm like, all day long,
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: of course, I'm thinking, oh God, please have it be
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: just a cold. You know, anything that comes into our
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: day is magnified and exaggerated because of these times. Let's
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: talk a little bit more about scrubs and then end
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: the show because we have a little more of this
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: episode to get to. Okay, I laughed when Cox said,
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: you made your own bed. Now you're underpaid. Gardener's going
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: to sleep in it. That's when he he moves He
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: and Carla move a bed into Kelsel's office. Now the
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: line for the toilet Donald includes all of our stand
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: in Scott Rabidu, Deonte Gordon, um j K who was
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: Johnny C's stand in. Yes, it's also got Colonel Doctor
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: and Laverne. Yes. It's a really nice lineup on the law.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: It's a great line up. It's a great it's a
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: you know, probably Snoop wasn't there. Well, this is the
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: time well Snoop's introduction at this point. From here on out,
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: we're now going to see our regular background extras. They're
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: gonna be prominent from here on. You know, we talked
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: about them for so much time the first in the
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: beginning of the first you know episode season, in the
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: second season, and now we're at the end of the
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: third season or the middle of the third season, and
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: now we're really gonna start to see them. So it's
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: gonna get really Now is when Yeah, now, it's when
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: they started giving when Bill started giving them all lines. Now,
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: now this is when we all started going out to
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: bars together and drinking after work, and like, yeah, this
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: is when we the community of scrubs became uh, this
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: is the season where we all became like a community.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: And it was like the hospital was like a compound,
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: you know. And and and I don't want to say
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: that Bill was David Koresh or anything like that, but
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: it was like we were the Scrubs, like we were
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: a group of people. We had a softball team at
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: this point, like we were we were a unit, we
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: were a group, we were a family at this moment.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: There's two there's a bunch of funny lines in a row.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: First of all, Enid made you a purciudo and mozzarella sandwich.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: But there was a misunderstanding and now it's gone. That
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: made me laugh. And then we learned um, speaking of
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: background performers, we learned that Mickhead was in rehab for
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: huffing paint. Yeah, yeah, he won't do it again, though,
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: I'll never do it again. Won't won't snuff paint again?
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: Now when when in rehab? Yeah, that was hilarious, joke,
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: hilarious doing a joke. Oh, I thought you were so funny?
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: Did you think or is it just me that when
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: Sarah finds the polaroid picture of Michael J. Fox, that
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: it would have been a funny joke to have it
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: slowly disappear like back to the future. That would have
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: been great, but what was That would have been great?
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: But what was better was when she looked at the
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: picture and goes, who took that? Right? Yeah? Like why?
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 1: And he says he wrote? And so they obviously in
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: the writer's room we're having an argument about like, okay,
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: if it's a polaroid, who took it? And then they
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: said self timer. I don't think polaroid cameras have self timers.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: Maybe old school ones, not any kind of news. I mean,
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: not to get anal about them. The rules of the
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: of the story here, but hey, right anyway, I can't
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: help but see a picture of Michael J. Fox and
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: think that it should slowly There should have been some
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: supid fantasy where it slowly disappears. Um, we'd never we
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: had him on the show, and we didn't do one
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: back to the future anything. Maybe it was in his rider,
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: like like like our red Bulls and porta potties he
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 1: wants to know. Back to future talk, I thought it
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: was funny when you say, can you and my brother
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: just be co best man? It'll, it'll, it'll, it'll really
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: help me out and take drama off my plate. And
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: I go, yeah, it's fine. God says it's supposed to
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: be one. God God has weighted in, and really God
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: would prefer it's one. Well, just Jady's pettiness in this
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: whole episode is hilarious. Man, he's petty for the whole
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: You know, he starts off so his world is this world,
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: but then he gets like so petty when you know
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: the groom, the guy who's fitting them for the Texas,
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: just make sure you tell you boy, it's all about
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: the woman. The wedding's all about her. And he goes
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: off and freaking makes it so that Turk is second
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: guessing himself, second guessing everything, and it's just giving it
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: to his wife and his future wife. Now she's crying
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: on the couch, Carla is crying on the couch. He serious, like,
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: he's like and then then the fight's over and he goes, well,
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 1: gotta go to work. When he says something, I gotta
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: go to work. People to save some shit like that.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: Something that's like people are going to save themselves. That's
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: like the ship where they do show um like memes
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: of women or anybody like drinking their tea like like
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: like from something drama's about to happen. Yeah, that's like
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: he's oh that current one exactly with the lifting iced
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: tea cup. I need the popcorn one, you know, one
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 1: from Thriller with Michael Jackson. All though, Now now I
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: don't think I'm allowed to use Michael Jackson gifts anymore,
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: am I? No? Yeah you are. Am I allowed to
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: dose some Michael Jackson gift. They don't invite that controversy
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: into your life if you don't want it. Okay, Well,
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: anyway it used to go to hold on. We don't
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: have time to go into a whole thing about Michael Jackson.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm not gonna talk. I'm not gonna talk
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: about Michael Jackson at all. That gift is funny as
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: fun though, Man, it's perfect for the popcorn eating popcorn. Yes,
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: there are plenty of popcorn eating gifts, not as good
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: as that. When that motherfucker is that motherfucker is into
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: that whatever movie when he was watching in that theater
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: for the Thriller video. He was into that ship, dude,
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: his dog in that popcorn that that's the happiest I've
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: ever seen anyway. Well, I think eating popcorn Michael Jackson.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: I think we can end the show on the note
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: that Donald has given us all permission to still use
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: the Michael Jackson eating popcorn gift from the Thriller video.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: That shit as funny as hell. Yeah, I use it
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: for when I'm gonna sit back and watch the drama.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: That is perfect, perfect. Um, all right, everybody, we love
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: you so much. We did a long show, right, Joel, Yes,
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: very long, but good. The fans love it when we go.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: So I'd like to thank our guests Florence Pugh and
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: Casey Cobb, Yes, and our lovely couple. I'll just think
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 1: Danlan Joel. I'd like to thank Zach for eating popcorn
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: this whole. I'll never do it again, you guys, but
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: you have to understand, my girlfriend brought me like gourmet
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: popcorn and I haven't eaten a thing all day. It
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: sounds like it too. You sound like the motherfucker who
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: hasn't eaten in months and they give him a cracker
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: a rich scraps. The best crack I have made my legs.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: That was rich, That was rich. We gotta go, We
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: gotta go. Donald needs and I have to have some
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: real food. Um. We love you all, and UM give
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 1: us some numbers. Donald. Yeah, Yo, listen everybody out there,
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: we do love you. I'm supposed to just give numbers.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: But to everyone out there, the numbers are still going up.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: We're still reaching. You know, we're the highest death deaths ever.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 1: On a positive note, though, we hear at fake Doctor's
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: real friends want to thank you all for buying the merchant.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: We love you, Bostick. Seven eight stories about Shore we
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 1: made about a bunch of doctor nurses and the Canada
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: who loved him. I said, he's the stories never should know.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: So gada around you. Here are gada around you. Here
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: are descrit for watch your wings at the time. Mm
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: hmmm