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#0150_ STORY INSPIRE: Put Them in a Big Pot: A Wild Conversation · INSPIRE STORY

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  Speaker 1: Um, I'm, you know, because we've done well here on
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  Speaker 1: the show and, uh, you know, that's no secret to anyone.
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  Speaker 1: And we're, we're, you know, grateful to all the fans
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  Speaker 1: for that. Uh, I've decided to get a personal trainer
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  Speaker 1: and this is something that I have put off doing
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  Speaker 1: for a long time. And, uh, and I, it's out
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  Speaker 1: of fear, but I finally found somebody that I think
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  Speaker 1: I connected with and somebody who I look at as
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  Speaker 1: an example of what I think I can do, uh,
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  Speaker 1: And that's big to me to find someone who I
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  Speaker 1: look at a certain body type. I look at somebody,
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  Speaker 1: I go, that's out of reach or that's something that
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  Speaker 1: I can't do. But this is someone who I met
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  Speaker 1: with and we had a consultation. He understood my limitations
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  Speaker 1: and he, he understands the potential there. And I'm excited
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  Speaker 1: about this. And I think that it'll be, it'll challenge me.
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  Speaker 1: You know, this will be something that, you know, I don't,
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  Speaker 1: you know, take lightly. This is something that I'm really
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  Speaker 1: going to now really try to do with this person
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  Speaker 1: who I see, who's I'm fully committed and they're fully
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  Speaker 1: committed and they have represented some people, you know, and they've,
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  Speaker 1: you know, coached, I don't even know the term trained
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  Speaker 1: some of the most famous people in the world. Um,
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  Speaker 1: so this is my personal trainer, Pat.
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  Speaker 2: Um, I was Ralph May's personal trainer. Let me see
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  Speaker 2: how that went. He really tried to pull a guy.
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  Speaker 2: At least I got his money.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, he did work with Ralphie at the end.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't think we can look at the results.
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  Speaker 1: I think we have to look at the journey. And
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  Speaker 1: I think the journey was valuable. And I think even
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  Speaker 1: though that didn't necessarily end in a way that, you know,
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  Speaker 1: is positive, I think, I don't think it's your fault.
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  Speaker 1: I think you certainly... did the best and what, what
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  Speaker 1: are your plans for me? What should I really be?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, looking forward to, and what, what should I
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  Speaker 1: be kind of like focused on? Lots of walking. Yeah. Well,
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  Speaker 1: we can do that. We certainly can do that. But again,
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  Speaker 1: this is someone who gets me and he gets what
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  Speaker 1: I'm capable of. And so many trainers when I've met
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  Speaker 1: with them don't, and they push me, uh, Pat has said,
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  Speaker 1: I don't really or shouldn't even think about going to
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  Speaker 1: a gym for three to four years, which I think
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  Speaker 1: is important to just kind of start slow. And isn't
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  Speaker 1: that right, Pat? You said I should just really not
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  Speaker 1: push myself. And this is something that I'm. I trained
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  Speaker 1: Lizzo too. Yeah, he's trained Lizzo. And they're getting very
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  Speaker 1: serious now with Lizzo. And I saw Lizzo kind of
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  Speaker 1: walking you around the mall and kind of pushing you around.
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  Speaker 1: And I think that's good. That's where I'm going to start.
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  Speaker 1: We're starting just kind of moving Pat through certain, you know, areas.
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  Speaker 1: It's amazing when you meet someone who has a passion
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  Speaker 1: for fitness that Pat does, because I have not, you know,
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  Speaker 1: my whole life, I haven't had one, but Pat has
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  Speaker 1: kind of showed me that fitness isn't necessarily any one thing.
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  Speaker 1: Fitness could mean many, many things. And the passion that
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  Speaker 1: he has for fitness is, And what he's been able
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  Speaker 1: to do at one time, I think he weighed over
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  Speaker 1: four or 500 pounds. And what he's been able to do,
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  Speaker 1: you know, with his body is completely, is very impressive.
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  Speaker 1: And I am just in awe of that. And it's
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  Speaker 1: something that I want to emulate. And this is something.
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  Speaker 1: Breathing is even a workout too. Yes. Yes. Breathing is.
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  Speaker 1: And that's what he told me. He goes, breath control
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  Speaker 1: and breathing is probably the most important thing and that
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  Speaker 1: I shouldn't really get into weights or cardio to just
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  Speaker 1: kind of just the in and the out, the in
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  Speaker 1: and the out, the in and the out. Are you
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  Speaker 1: taking on any new clients right now? Is there anything
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  Speaker 1: that you're excited about? Is there anything that you want
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  Speaker 1: to promote or you're promoting any fitness programs? Because I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to keep all this to myself. You know,
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  Speaker 1: there's a lot of people out there that need help
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  Speaker 1: and One thing I've learned is that when you have
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  Speaker 1: something good, you want to give it away. You want
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  Speaker 1: to share it because that becomes, you know, a really
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  Speaker 1: important part of the journey of growth is not hoarding
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  Speaker 1: the knowledge, sharing it freely with other people. And Pat
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  Speaker 1: has a lot of this.
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  Speaker 2: You hope you won't die like Ralph did.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's the goal. That is certainly the goal. but
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  Speaker 1: we go, we go nice and slow. That's what we've learned.
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  Speaker 1: Slow and steady wins the race. And that's what Pat
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  Speaker 1: has always said. We don't want to move too quickly.
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  Speaker 1: We don't want to disrupt the systems that we've come
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  Speaker 1: to rely on. And it's really amazing, you know, how,
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  Speaker 1: how you've inspired me. And I want to thank you
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  Speaker 1: again for everything that you've done, not only for me,
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  Speaker 1: but for several other people that in this business that
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  Speaker 1: you've worked with and, the trainers don't get a lot
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  Speaker 1: of attention. Nobody calls and says, hey, what a great job.
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  Speaker 1: But you've done a lot. And I really am excited
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  Speaker 1: to work with you and to see where this relationship goes.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's just going to be amazing. And a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people are very excited that I've chosen Pat
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  Speaker 1: because a lot of people were worried that I would
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  Speaker 1: choose one of these LA bullshit trainers, but I chose
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  Speaker 1: someone who I believe is inspiring and committed. It's been
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  Speaker 1: an amazing time. We've worked together for two months. We
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  Speaker 1: haven't really done anything yet physically, but the point is
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  Speaker 1: to really just kind of fully, you know, he has
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  Speaker 1: me reading through the history of gyms and personal fitness
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  Speaker 1: and exercise, writing a lot about that. And you know,
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  Speaker 1: just reading a lot of theory. And that's where I think.
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  Speaker 2: The other trainers don't work hard like I do.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good point. A lot of them don't. And
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  Speaker 1: it's unfortunate. And it's something that I think, you know,
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  Speaker 1: is really amazing is that when you find somebody who
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  Speaker 1: gets it. And I want to thank you. And I
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  Speaker 1: just want to, I hope that you don't give up
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  Speaker 1: on me. Just don't give up on me. That's all
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  Speaker 1: I'm asking. I know sometimes it might be frustrating, but
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  Speaker 1: we're in this for the long haul. I'm just hoping
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  Speaker 1: that you are in this as well for the long
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  Speaker 1: haul with me. You're a spectacular find, and I hope
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  Speaker 1: you're as committed to this as I am.
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  Speaker 2: I will never give up on you, but it's a
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  Speaker 2: really good paycheck.
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  Speaker 1: There you have it. This is my new personal trainer, Pat.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you so much for everything. We appreciate it. And again,
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  Speaker 1: if you're interested in training with Pat, contact me via
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  Speaker 1: DM and we'll get you his information because he's absolutely
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  Speaker 1: slash Tim D. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim
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  Speaker 1: Dillon Show. That was our friend Pat. Our very funny friend, Pat,
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  Speaker 1: who has muscular dystrophy, and we brought him out to California.
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  Speaker 1: My voice is going, and it's not COVID. I've tested
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  Speaker 1: 95 times. No cigarettes, five days. But you're going to
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  Speaker 1: hear the voices. It's a little strained. But instead of
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  Speaker 1: abandoning you and giving you nothing, we're doing an episode.
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  Speaker 1: But that was our friend, Pat. Who, um... we flew
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  Speaker 1: out here with his mother and his nurse to be
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  Speaker 1: a part of the show. And, you know, no one's
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  Speaker 1: going to write an article about that, but maybe they should.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe they should. And maybe if you are in the
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  Speaker 1: press and you want to write an article and stop
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  Speaker 1: lying about the homes I have and start saying, who
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  Speaker 1: does more for people with muscular dystrophy than Tim Dillon, right?
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  Speaker 1: Is Trash Tuesday bringing out cripples?
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 1: No, they are not. No, they are not. So, of course,
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  Speaker 1: I'm here. And I don't do nice things to keep
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  Speaker 1: bringing them up. It's not a big deal that we
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  Speaker 1: paid for the whole thing and brought him out here
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  Speaker 1: with his family. It doesn't matter. It's something that anyone
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  Speaker 1: would have done. And I'm not bringing it up to
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  Speaker 1: basically try to get goodwill for myself or for this show.
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  Speaker 1: What I'm stating is a fact that we did a
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  Speaker 1: selfless act. And when an act is selfless, you don't
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  Speaker 1: need to bring it up. And we don't. And I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't bring it up. I say one time what
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  Speaker 1: we did. I tell you one time what we did.
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  Speaker 1: And then if you want to go to the press,
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  Speaker 1: you can go to the press. And I am available
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  Speaker 1: to do interviews about it because it was a nice
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  Speaker 1: thing to do. He was a sweetheart of a man.
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  Speaker 1: And we like him a lot. And his nurse was
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  Speaker 1: a little bit wacky. His nurse was a little wacky.
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  Speaker 1: His nurse. Now again, with the nurses, I'm telling you
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  Speaker 1: right now, these nurses, I'm telling you there. I mean, it's,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not even going into like hacky COVID nurse shit.
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  Speaker 1: That's for my special. It'll be out in seven months,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm telling you the nurses have to be watched
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  Speaker 1: because this guy's nurse ended up stealing his credit card
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  Speaker 1: and then sucking dick for crack on sunset Boulevard at
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  Speaker 1: like three o'clock in the morning. This is true. This
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  Speaker 1: is all true. And his nurse was on many drugs,
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  Speaker 1: and it was very strange to me. Am I lying?
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  Speaker 3: No. So far, no lies. So far, no lies.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm just saying we wish the best to everyone
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  Speaker 1: involved because his nurse was stunning. The nurse hadn't been
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  Speaker 1: a nurse for a while, and then they brought him
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  Speaker 1: back for this. I think they fired him because he
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  Speaker 1: was doing drugs with the guy. And then they said,
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  Speaker 1: you can't do drugs with him. And I think the
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  Speaker 1: nurse's attitude was like, who cares? It'll be fun. You know,
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  Speaker 1: he's lived longer than we thought he would live. Let's
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  Speaker 1: have a party. And then I think the parents were like,
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  Speaker 1: let's not do that. Let's get out of here. And
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: then they brought him back for this one trip and
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  Speaker 1: they go, Oh, we're going to LA to do the
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  Speaker 1: Tim Dillon show. We're going to bring you on this trip.
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  Speaker 1: And the nurse said, Then went buck wild. As soon
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  Speaker 1: as he got here, he raided a mini bar. He
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  Speaker 1: was insane. And he stole the kid's credit card and
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  Speaker 1: he smoked crack. And I believe he was sucking people
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  Speaker 1: off for crack. This is what I heard. And the
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  Speaker 1: guy has a voice app, this guy, Pat. And at
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  Speaker 1: the lunch, the voice app would be, he would be like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, the nurses, I'm not going to say the
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  Speaker 1: nurse's name, but whatever the voice that would be like,
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  Speaker 1: he is also an alcoholic. He drinks all day. And
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  Speaker 1: you would just be sitting there and like looking at
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  Speaker 1: the nurse, like, so what are you going to do? But,
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  Speaker 1: but a lot of fun and very good and very
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  Speaker 1: nice people. Um, Chessa Budin, the San Francisco, uh, district
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  Speaker 1: attorney was just recalled. They had a recall election for Chesa, but,
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  Speaker 1: and this was the guy who was, he wanted to
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  Speaker 1: reform the criminal justice system in San Francisco. He wanted
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  Speaker 1: to reform it till there was none. Like he was,
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  Speaker 1: he was basically, he was like, if you get stabbed,
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  Speaker 1: he was like, Hey, that's part of it. Calm down.
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  Speaker 1: And he treated, he treated the drug addicts in San
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  Speaker 1: Francisco kind of the way, I treat my friends that
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  Speaker 1: are on drugs. I ignore them and I don't care
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  Speaker 1: what happens to them. And I don't care who they
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  Speaker 1: hurt and how. So Chesa Boone, they got him out
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  Speaker 1: of there because people got sick of this idea that
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  Speaker 1: you're just going to let the drug problem, the fentanyl problem.
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  Speaker 1: It's becoming so bad in San Francisco right now. Um,
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  Speaker 1: because there are no Republicans that live there. Nobody lives
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  Speaker 1: there as a Republican. It is the vast majority of
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  Speaker 1: people are somewhere on the left and they threw, cause
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  Speaker 1: if you're like, if you're a hardcore Republican, you left already,
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  Speaker 1: you know? So they threw them out, um, because, uh,
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  Speaker 1: they were sick of, these open air drug markets because
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  Speaker 1: San Francisco, there's this harm reduction policy they have that
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  Speaker 1: allows people on drugs to just kind of use drugs
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  Speaker 1: and they create areas for them to use drugs safely.
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  Speaker 1: And many of these people OD and die because, you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's easier for them. to use drugs in San Francisco
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  Speaker 1: than another city. And you know, it's sad, right? It's
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  Speaker 1: a difficult, it's a difficult thing. It's a tough thing to,
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  Speaker 1: to know what to do because fentanyl is good and
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  Speaker 1: people that do it for the most part are happy
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  Speaker 1: with it. And I have recommended to my friends that
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  Speaker 1: they should look into getting a drug addiction because it's
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  Speaker 1: not a bad way to die. It's a very sexy
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  Speaker 1: and kind of heroin chic, glamorous, to be a real
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  Speaker 1: junkie on the street with your pussy out and bleeding
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  Speaker 1: and spitting and screaming. And there's something I like about it.
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  Speaker 1: I've always liked this and I've told you that. I'm
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  Speaker 1: too old for this behavior, of course, but, but there's
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  Speaker 1: something about being a young, like rent, you know, Daphne
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  Speaker 1: Ruben Vega and rent, which got a big Puerto Rican
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  Speaker 1: tits out and she's got AIDS. There's something about that
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  Speaker 1: that I think is nice. And I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: lose that part of San Francisco. Like I, there's something
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  Speaker 1: about like a real junkie, like a real junkie who
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: comes in her house and her mother goes, where have
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  Speaker 1: you been? She goes, yeah, I understand me. And she
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  Speaker 1: goes in and she locks herself in a room and
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: she just, cries her mascara off in the tub and
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: nobody knows what's torturing her but it's it's it's because
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  Speaker 1: somebody you know touched her inappropriately years ago at a
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  Speaker 1: summer camp and she can never she can never get
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: that out but she writes a poem about it like
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  Speaker 1: she writes like a like a you know three stands
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  Speaker 1: a poem and they decode it after her death and
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: go fuck frank fingered her once in the thing and
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  Speaker 1: she went nuts, but whatever it is, there's something deep
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  Speaker 1: and dark and sexy and important about that type of behavior.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't want to get rid of all addict behavior.
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  Speaker 1: I don't, I think it's important for children, specifically children
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  Speaker 1: to see people in the streets, flailing their arms, foaming
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  Speaker 1: at the mouth, seizing up, breaking into cars. I do
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  Speaker 1: think it's an important to see that for children. specifically
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  Speaker 1: children so that they can decide kind of which way
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  Speaker 1: in life they want to go. I do like that.
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  Speaker 1: I do like a little bit of Gotham city after
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  Speaker 1: the light has gone down. I do like a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of that. Now it's going to be very difficult
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  Speaker 1: to keep that because it is hurting people and people
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  Speaker 1: are angry with it. And I, and I completely understand
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  Speaker 1: there's a lot of homeless people in California. Tons. I
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  Speaker 1: have a friend here now from Ireland that I'm showing
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  Speaker 1: him all the different places. And, and, you know, people are,
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  Speaker 1: they're stunned by the inequality. They're stunned by the inequality
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  Speaker 1: in the country, even with the tents, the inequality, some
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: people have very big tents. It's almost like a small home.
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  Speaker 1: And some people just lay right out on the street.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: So the inequality is even present in the unhoused community.
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  Speaker 1: There's so much inequality, even with the unhoused, because some
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  Speaker 1: people have these beautiful structures they've built really attached to
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  Speaker 1: overpasses and things. Some people are living in cars. And
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: then we saw a woman take her pants off right
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  Speaker 1: out on the street today. And a lot of these
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: people are in a bad situation. And some of them
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: are going to be, because Rick Caruso now is coming.
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  Speaker 1: Rick Caruso is the mayor of, Of the Grove. And
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  Speaker 1: he built something called the Grove. Everyone in L.A. loves
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: the Grove. I've only been to the Grove once or twice.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: But people like you like the Grove, right? Isn't it?
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: That's who it's for. It's nice.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: It's a nice.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Isn't it for you and your wife and people like that?
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: They have a movie theater. They have sprinkles, cupcakes.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Right. This is my point. So they love it. You
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like him and his wife. People
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: like that. There's nothing wrong with them. These are the people.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with them. You know what I mean?
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: They put the fuel in the plane. Listen, but show
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: them a photo of the Grove here because it's stunning.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: It's like Europe. It's like Paris. Oh, my God. It's
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: like Paris, except you're in L.A. That's what's so special
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: about it. And it's like European and sexy. Remember when
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: we saw Sebastian? Maniscalco there once and he didn't make
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: eye contact with us? Love it. Now, at the Grove,
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Rick Caruso is a billionaire developer, right? We've talked about
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: him on the show. What happened with him? They had
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: an election. I barely pay attention. to what goes on here,
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: because I'm like, I don't know, I'm one foot out
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: of here. I'm one toe in, one toe out. Tell
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: the people what happened, I have no voice.
• 20:18
  Speaker 6: So 42% to 37%, Rick won by 5%, but since
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: it's not an overwhelming majority of 50%, how it works
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: in mayoral races is that it's gonna run to a,
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: gonna go into a runoff.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: That was my nose being blown. So Rick Caruso is
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: the mayor of the Grove in Los Angeles. He owns
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: this big, he owns this thing, stores, right? And there's
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: a trolley.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: There is a trolley, yeah.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: So there's a trolley that'll take you there.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: See right there.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Fat ass around. And you get off the trolley and
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: you go right into a store and you buy something. Well,
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: it's lovely. Now, he's the mayor of the Grove and
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: now he wants to be the mayor of Los Angeles, California.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: And people are upset with the homeless. They're angry with
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: the homeless. And I get it. I get it because
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: it's gross here. It's truly disgusting here. To show anyone
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: the city is gross. It's embarrassing. We went down to
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Santa Monica and there's just people in the middle of
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: the street screaming. But part of why I don't get
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: as angry about that is it seems appropriate, right? Like
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: for the culture that we've created, doesn't it seem a
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: little appropriate? Wouldn't it be weirder if people weren't in
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: the middle of the street screaming? Would it be? And
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying that this is a nice place, but
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: I think that, I mean, you know, this is the
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: result of years and years and years and years of
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: not giving a shit about any of the problems, right? So, like,
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: when people just go, you know, the homeless right now,
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: it's a big problem. I go, yes, it is. But
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: it's also... the result of many, many years of people
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: not caring about anything at all. And so what that's
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: resulted in is this societal collapse. So it's not, it
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: didn't happen yesterday. It's not like a bunch of people
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: yesterday just were like, fuck houses. I'm out. Now what
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: has happened is we've made it easier for drug addicts
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: to do drugs and buy drugs in the street. Not good.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: I don't like that, but fucking, I don't know, legalized drugs.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Get the methadone clinics going.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Figure it out. Build housing for them. Kill them like
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: the Asians do. They don't fuck with... Go the other way.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: You don't want to go the other way? Go the
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: other way. Kill them. The Asians would kill them. Singapore, right?
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: They'd just kill them.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: Death penalty, yeah.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, give them the death penalty then. I don't really
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: know which way to go. I'm divided. Either... legalize drugs
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: and compassionately like hold their hand and put them in
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: a nice place and maybe suggest they don't do it
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: like lightly go. You don't have to do that. There
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: is a place for you to do it if you want,
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: but you don't have to, or just shoot him in
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: the back of the head. Like, or you know what
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: I mean? Like they do in the, in Indonesia, right?
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Like you have a military hunter that just kills him.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. I'm I it's either,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: or it's either, it's either one. Because in the middle
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: doesn't seem to work. In the middle doesn't seem to work.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Because I guess that's what we're doing now. So you
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: have to kill them all like they do in Indonesia.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Or you have to build affordable housing and then get
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: high with them. Well, I don't mean homeless people, Ben.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: I mean drugs.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: Sure, sure, sure.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Like drugs. Listen, there's a lot of reasons people are homeless.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: It could be everything from you have a crippling drug
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: addiction to they were a horrible podcast producer. There's a
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: lot of reasons people end up on the street. More
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: than 7,000 killed in the Philippines in six months as
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: a president encourages murder. I gotta be honest. They keep
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: telling me not to like this guy. This guy's a
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: very interesting person. Rodrigo Duterte. Um, Now, why are they
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: killing the people? Is there a reason for it?
• 24:33
  Speaker 6: So it says this is from 2017. He ordered the
• 24:36
  Speaker 6: police to kill anyone they believed to be connected to
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: the drugs trade when he assumed office in June 2016.
• 24:42
  Speaker 6: So according to police counts in the Philippines, 7,025 people
• 24:46
  Speaker 6: were killed by the police or unknown armed attackers in
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: the war on drugs between July 1st and January 30th, 2017.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: It's a hard line approach. 34 a day. It's a
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: hard line approach. Hardline approach here. And that's one way
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: to do it, right? You could kill them all and
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: even people that are just near them. But there's got
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: to be a better way than that, perhaps. But maybe not.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not an expert in this. Like
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: this Chessa Budin, he's a real problem. But, like, if
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: I was a mayor of San Francisco... I don't know
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: what I would do. I don't. Because I don't really
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: like San Francisco. I don't mind it. It's foggy and cold.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: I like sea lions when they're on a wharf. You know,
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: when they're on a wharf? It's kind of filthy. They're
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: kind of a filthy animal. And I don't like the hills.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: So my point is, I don't even know what I
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: would do... about the whole thing. Marine County is nice,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: but I, you know, the tech people bother me. What's
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: worth saving is my point. I don't know what I'm,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm into it. So, I mean,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, why not give these people a section
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: of the city, like an entire section? I think they
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: have actually in San Francisco. I think they have given them.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: What I mean is like, give them, give them, a
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: part of the city where, when they can't go anywhere else,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, is that a good idea? Like you draw
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: a line around this area and they go, listen, this
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: is where you get fucked up. This is where you
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: get fucked up, but you can't leave and you just
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: get fucked up in this part. Is that, is that, Rational.
• 26:53
  Speaker 6: Like Chaz or something like that? Like one of those areas?
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Well, you make it for them. You design it. Like
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: that's what I thought Rick Caruso was going to do
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: was design a whole area for them with a trolley
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: and everything because I think they'd like the trolley. They
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: could get on and off. And what I'm imagining is
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: that Rick Caruso is going to lock these people in
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: a room and burn them all. And you might have to.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Here's my thing. There might not be a better way
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: to do it. You might have to just genocide everybody.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, it seems mean. And you'd
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: have to explain it to your kids. You'd have to go,
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: that was mean. We did a thing that was mean.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: What did you do? We did a genocide of all
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: of the homeless people. But I mean, I'm so out
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: of ideas on this. I'm so all over the place.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: You know? We don't have a lot of vigilantism, right?
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Which is nice. There's not a lot of people driving
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: around setting homeless people on fire.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: No, it's not really a thing.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: And I'm not saying to do that. Would it hurt? Yes.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying that there's ideas to that, right? Where
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: you go, well, I'll just start lighting them up. Like
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: that's an idea. It's not good. I'm going to ideas.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to the good ideas. I'm going through
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: all of the ideas. Why don't we do like a
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: thing where we take like Tai Lopez, Gary Vaynerchuk, Grant Cardone,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: all these sales trainers, and do a big reality show
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: called America's Next Top Homeless Entrepreneur. And it's a show
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: where we select 10 unhoused people to compete to become
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: an entrepreneur. We have Kris Jenner as a guest judge.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: It's shot in LA. It's shot in the Mecca of
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: It shot in the ground zero, if you will, RIP
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: to all those people who pretended to die. But why
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: not do a show? Why not do a show where
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: you have homeless people in la flocking i want every
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: homeless person in america in la we've got 70 i
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: want a hundred percent and i want them here and
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: i want to embrace homelessness instead of like like instead
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: of like i have to be embarrassed when i'm driving
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: this this dude around going like oh yeah this is
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: a homeless i want to be like yeah yeah, it's
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: the place for all. Why not be like the place
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: for homeless people have a big show, like a big
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: reality show, have homeless village, like entire villages. And it
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: can have class structure in the unhoused community. Like basically
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: like why not embrace it? Why not have that be
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: our thing? Be like, we have more people without homes
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: than any other city. in this whole fucking dump of
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: a country. We have more homeless people, but I think
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: it's a great idea. America's and you know, all of
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: these sales trainers and motivational speakers can, can really coach
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: these homeless fentanyl addicts whose minds were scrambled in many
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: of our illegal and amoral wars. And And they would
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: scream at them. They'd go, just stay on brand. And
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: a guy would go, he's selling vests. And he'd be like,
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: they told me to do things in Iraq. I didn't
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: want to do them. I didn't want to. I can't
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: stop hearing the voice. And then Gary Vee and Grant Cardone,
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: everybody would be like, just stay on brand. Stay on brand.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: And that would be... that would be nice because then
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: the homeless people would have to remember, Oh shit. Yeah.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: That's not fun. Nobody likes that. Nobody wants that. I
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: have to be, but I mean, I, if there's, there's,
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: there's gotta be a route for a lot of these
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: homeless people to develop their own sense of self-worth through
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: American capitalism. Capitalism has to save the day here. And
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: I think it can, if we start a big reality
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: show where psychopathic homeless people attack each other, and vilify
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: each other on camera to show who can withstand that really, really,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: that gauntlet of really tough shit that it takes to
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: be a fucking killer. Because I'm getting sick of this.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: I'm getting sick of feeling bad for the unhoused and
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: I'm getting sick of it. I want them on television now.
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: If we're not going to kill them, I want them
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: to be on TV because I've always wanted to be
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: on TV. And I think being on TV is nice.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: I think it's a nice thing. And I think if
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: you live in Los Angeles, it always crosses your mind.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: And I think there's a lot of great shows here.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: And there's a great show about homeless people. She's put
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: the cameras in the tents. Select a few of them.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Select a few. What about a homeless big brother? 10
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: people in like a big tent. In a really big tent.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: In a parking lot. And at the end of the show,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: we burn it down. And it seems like, it seems cruel,
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: but then the reality is they're all like, they escape
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: and we go, congrats, now you have houses. But isn't
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: it nice? So they run out of the tent and
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: it's full of smoke and stuff. And then they get
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: there and they go, now you have houses. Now you
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: have homes. I don't know what to do. I'm just
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: saying it, this whole thing here has gotten so, uh,
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: problematic that I'm, I'm, I'm unaware of what to do.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. All I can say
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: is that, uh, I'm hopeful. I mean, so many people
• 34:04
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• 34:53
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• 34:56
  Speaker 1: felt bad? Yeah, yeah. And what do you do?
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: I use better help.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: And then what happens?
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: I feel better.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: You feel good. You feel in the hood.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: Sure.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: You feel with the wood.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: So this is the, what Rick Caruso is promising. If
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: elected mayor, he's going to, this is again, This is
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: from his mouth. He said he's going to quote, separate
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: the men from the boys. And this is some of the,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: so these are his programs. These are some of his
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: policies that he's going to do right here. This is
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: very interesting. Again, this is a, yeah. So he said
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: that one. Yeah. Yeah. That's going to be, they're going
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: to do that down by Hollywood. This is going to
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: be down in Venice Beach, this one. There you go.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: See that? Right there, Venice Beach. Clear everybody out. Again,
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: these are some, and we may need it. It may
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: need to happen. All right. It may need to happen.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to do anymore. The left doesn't,
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: they don't make any sense. They're like, just let people
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: shit on the street and do heroin. And the right's like,
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: make all those people subscribe to the Daily Wire and
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: start businesses. None of it's right. The cops aren't going
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: to be able to solve everything because, you know, how'd
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: they do with that Uvalde, by the way? Isn't it great?
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: And I understand the need to have cops. People think
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: I'm a fascist because they say we need police. But
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: this Uvalde thing really shows you that there are some
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: cops out here that it's just not great. Uvalde schools,
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: police chief. I didn't know I was in charge of
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: the shooting scene. Yeah. Well, yeah, it's a lot of,
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: you know, all we hear is how brave the comp,
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: you know, everybody's brave and the cops are brave and,
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: you know, it's brave. They, they just didn't, you know,
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: they didn't do anything, but yeah, I mean, you know,
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: what are you going to, what are you going to do?
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Run into school? He should say that He should go
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: What did you expect me to do? Like run in
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: the school? Save your own kids These were all the
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: brave police That didn't run into the school I have
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: friends that are cops All my friends that are cops
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: They would run into school And start shooting the kids
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Because they're so It's crazy But You know I mean
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: What if homeless people guarded schools and we paid them
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: to do that? Cause they're like terrifying and you'd have
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: to shoot through them to get to the kids. What
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: if you had to shoot through homeless people to get
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: to the kids? I mean, is that a bad idea
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: to just have a bunch of homeless people outside of
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: a school? You'd have to shoot through them as a shield,
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: use homeless people as a human shield. to protect the
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: children there's worse ideas than the ones I'm talking about
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Francis Ellis is coming up he's a fun guy from
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Barstool Sports we've got a musical guest the episode isn't
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: that long tonight because I can't talk I can't fucking
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: speak I just wanted to come in here and celebrate
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: what was I what are we celebrating.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: We're celebrating, uh, uh, well, there's a lot to celebrate,
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: I suppose.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Like what?
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: Uh, it's pride weekend this weekend.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's pride month. It's a whole month.
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: Well, they're doing the pride parade this weekend.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: It's a, it's a pride parade. You think Rick Caruso
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: will be at that? Gay people love him. They all,
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: they're all rich. They're all lying.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, come a little bit.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Who cares? Well, the four fat lesbians on
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Twitter who write for like, no one respects who write
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: for these shows. Nobody watches on Hulu. And, these garbage
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: shows on fucking Fox and shit is for fat non-binary people.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: They don't like them. Yeah. But a lot of gay
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: people are rich and they want Caruso when they're putting
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: a homeless in a frying pan. So, I mean, let's
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: cut it out. You think gay people left their homes
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: in middle of America and you know, where their parents
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: hated them. They came here, they got successful so that
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: they could step in piss and shit. This is, you
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? This, this isn't, they don't want that.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: But of course there's like some fat unicorn on Twitter
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: who's like, you know, it's just some fat woman who's
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: cross-eyed tweeting about how Rick Caruso's like, you know, the fucking,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: you know, Boston Strangler. Who's the one from London?
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, Jack the Ripper?
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like Jack the Ripper. Gay people don't care.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: So Rick Caruso go down there in suits and just
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: putting hundreds in like twinks, fucking G-strings. Daddy Caruso. You
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: think Rick Caruso will go down there in full leather
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: as like a leather daddy? That'd be great. If he's
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: on a float with billionaires, they're all just throwing money.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: He's dressed up like a leather daddy. And he's like,
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: I'm going to make this city safe so you can
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: get sucked off in a park again. He gives a
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: big speech. This city used to be a place where
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: you could go get AIDS in a park quietly without
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: worrying if some fucking schizophrenic was going to throw his
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: own shit at you unless you were into that. Getting
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: shit thrown at you used to be something that was
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: prearranged in this city. Now it's not. I want to
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: make this city safe for random strangers to suck each
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: other's cocks without knowing each other's names on benches again,
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: the way it used to be. I want to make
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: this city safe where women and children were horribly abused
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: by rich people and thrown into the street to deal
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: with it. I want to make this city safe The
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: people that made great art, like Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey,
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Brett Ratner, and others. I want to make this city safe.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: You know? People like Bryan Singer would take 15-year-olds that
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: got here from Omaha, drug them up, and use them
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: like popsicles. I want this city safe, like he's doing
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: this speech. Because I want this city safe. Because it's
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: been taken over by fat lesbians with no sense of humor.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: That's not what LA is about. It's about fags with guns.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: People are clapping. There's a woman with a baby who's crying.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: He's like, the movies we make are shit now. The
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: TV shows suck. He goes, if you're anything like me,
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: you got to watch a Filipino maid got beat to
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: death on the dark web to come. Nobody's clapping. He goes,
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: if you want to laugh now, you just have to
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: watch old fucking videos of 9-11. He goes, you can't
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: even laugh unless you're watching 9-11 videos. If you're anything
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: like me, people are going, yeah, fuck, yeah, right. This
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: city's gone in a bad direction. He goes, this is
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: a city of beautiful people that's been taken over by ugly,
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: untalented monsters. I want fat people out of here. I
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: want fat people to feel the shame they felt when
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: I first moved here, where a fat woman would break
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: down in tears after what I would say to her
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: at a grocery store. I want that LA back. People
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: are just screaming Caruso, Caruso. I want cruelty back. I
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: want evil back. I would vote for him if he
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: did this. I bet I don't, I don't even live here,
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: but I'm saying the reality is that's what we need.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Like an inspiring speech about what LA is. He's like,
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: LA is a city about people that move here to
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: become something. And in order to do that, they destroy
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: everything about themselves. And then they become something completely different
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: than the thing they were. They reinvent themselves. And then
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: at the end of their lives, they all get trapped
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: in these big mansions and they end up in pools
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: and Nobody understands what it's like to be them. And
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: they're just fucking paranoid demons. And then people want to
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: be them and they move here. They befriend these demons.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: That's what LA is. It's a city about freedom. He goes,
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: it's the greatest city in the world. LA is such
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: a great city. He just starts screaming his eye. He goes,
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: I want blood! I want blood again! People are like, yeah,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: this is beautiful. I mean, maybe he'll go down there,
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: Pride Week, give a real speech. He's like, lesbians used
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: to be in the valley. Keep their mouths shut. This
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: city is about closeted CEOs. Getting sucked off by fucking
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: coked out rent boys. He's clapping. It's not about fat
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: lesbian comedy writers who look like shit. They look like shit.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: They have no sense of humor. They're gross. They should
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: be in New York. Everyone's clapping. I don't care where
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: you went to school. That's New York shit. We don't
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: have school shootings. Our kids are too stupid. They're all
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: on OnlyFans. You can't traffic our kids. They traffic themselves.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: People clapping. Thank you, Rick. My son's a DJ, for
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Christ's sake. But I mean, you know, we wish him well.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: He'll be fine. He'll be fine. He's going to be okay,
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: isn't it? Isn't it going to be okay?
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: It's going to be okay.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: You had Francis Ellis coming up here at Barstool Sports.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: What did he do? He hit a woman in the
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: head with a brick or something? Whatever. They don't let
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: him work anymore. He hit a woman in the head
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: with a brick. I don't know what he did. He
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: must have done something. Oh, he made a joke on
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: a blog. About a woman who's dead. Well, what are
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: you going to do? Rick Caruso left. Rick Caruso. He
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: should have a video where a campaign ad where she
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: has some models sucking them off. You just see her
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: head going up and down. And he's got a gun
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: to her head like this. As he's going up and down.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: And he goes... you know my favorite thing about LA?
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: He goes, some people say it's the weather. But he goes,
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: you know what I like about it? You just see
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: her head bobbing up and down. She's got a gun
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: right on her head. He's like, you know what I
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: really like about LA? He goes, I liked it. He goes,
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: it's something that just gets in you. You can't really
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: explain what it is. It's just a certain magic that
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: the city has, you know? And her head is just...
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: And he's like, okay. Get ready. I'm close. And he's
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: just jamming the gun in her head. He goes, I'm close.
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: I'm close.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: And it's like, this ad was paid by for Rick Caruso.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: He'll be fine. This city is going to be fine.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: He'll solve it all if he gets elected. What's a
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: serious proposal for the homeless? What can you really do?
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: I was reading in Santa Monica how they solved it
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: in the 90s.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: How'd they do it?
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: They ship them off.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Where do they go?
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: I think Palmdale.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: They always put them in Palmdale.
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they give them a free bus pass and they
• 48:45
  Speaker 6: just ship them off somewhere else.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: Interesting. Yeah.
• 48:50
  Speaker 6: I looked up the most homeless people are in Santa Cruz,
• 48:52
  Speaker 6: outside San Francisco. And I think my theory is they
• 48:55
  Speaker 6: must just bus them down there because it's outside San Jose.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: They must just keep pushing them further and further south.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: Interesting. I don't know what to do. Part of me
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: thinks we should just have like burn pits where we
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: just burn them alive. Yeah. and part of me thinks
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: we have to build affordable housing it's between those two
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: ideas one of them would be a burn pit where
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: they would be burned alive And then used to fertilize.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: Can you use people as fertilizer?
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: I don't think you have to burn them.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, interesting. I'm trying to avoid comparisons to the Holocaust.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: I don't want it to feel like the Holocaust if
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: we burn these people. Is there a way to do
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: a death camp that's not reminiscent of the Holocaust for
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: homeless people in LA? Is there a way to do
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: it where it's not like Holocaust vibes? Yeah. There's a
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: way to do it, right? Yeah, yeah.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: You could use water, like a drowning.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Well, somebody told me about this thing called doula. It
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: was this thing I didn't invest in, but it's water cremation.
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: Water cremation, because it's better for the environment. So what
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: if we just use water to cremate homeless people? You
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: cooked them in a pot.
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: So if we cooked them in a pot, you can
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: cook people in a pot, right? Yeah. So I don't know.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: I have two ideas. One is that we cook them
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: in a pot. Number two, like a very big industrial pot.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: Like it's one of the biggest pots you've ever seen.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: And we cook people in it. The other thing is
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: that we try to build affordable housing and get them
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: in that. But I don't know. Do you know what
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: I mean? Because that might not work. We may have
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: to do the pot anyway. So you just do the
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: pot now. That's my whole thing with the affordable housing.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: It may not work. So do you just do the
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: pot now? Can this be a real issue? Cause some
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: of the people in the crowd are going to go
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: do the pot. Just do the pot now. And I'm
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: going to go cause we could do one or two things.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: I would give people the option. I'd go, if I
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: was a recruiter, I'd go, we can build affordable housing
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: or we can put the people in this pot that
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: we've built and cremate them using water, high pressure water
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: at a high heat. We, we, we, we stew them alive.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: Or we could do this housing where we build 30
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: units and then people just start yelling, do the pot, Rick. Rick,
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: do the pot. Well, we could try to get them in.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: We'll put them in a job training program. What kind
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: of water goes in the pot? Are you sure they
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: won't survive? They can't get out, right? Well, we could
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: then maybe... When you're in a job training program, we
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: offer incentives to companies to then hire them. But what
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: do you do with the waste from the pot after
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: they've been dealt with? I mean, all I can say
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: is that I hope everyone is well. Happy pride to everyone.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: Why are you laughing?
• 52:37
  Speaker 6: No, it's just, it's very funny to say all those
• 52:40
  Speaker 6: things and then wish people well.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: Well, what are you going to do? People need to
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: be wished well. People need that. People need that in
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: their lives. I just want to get like so low.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: I want to be so like out of it where
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: I just, I'm like kind of like this. I want
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: to broadcast like this, like to the end, like where
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: I got like, Like at the end, they go, ladies
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. The homeless
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: have breached the studio again. What about Barry Weiss? Can't
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: she go out and give these homeless people a talking to?
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: What if she goes out and gives them a talking to?
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: You know, her wife, Nellie Bowles, wrote a good thing
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: about the San Francisco homeless. It was about how San
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: Francisco became... She wrote something about the homeless in San Francisco.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: And I read the article and it was pretty good.
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: In the Atlantic?
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: Maybe. Yes. Yes. How San Francisco became a failed city
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: and how it could recover. Now, I wanted to hire
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: a homeless person to write like a rebuttal. Called San
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: Francisco is great G-R-A-T-E She makes some points here about
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: the homeless You know $ 117, 000 salary Counts as low income
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: For a family of four in San Francisco It's crazy
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's nuts It's so fucking nuts right It's crazy.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: It's a good article. Yeah. And she writes about how
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: San Francisco became such a problem and then what to
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: do about it. And her idea is basically if you
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: get a big pot. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: You can't put people in a big pot, but like,
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: what would you have to do? You'd have to get them.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: You'd have to sweep them off the streets. And then
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: you'd have a big, you'd have a, like a, like
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: picture a chemical treatment facility where they'd be dissolved very quickly.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: You'd throw them in something that would dissolve their bones
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: and skin and teeth. But where would that waste go?
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: Could you shoot it into space? So what you would
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: do essentially is you would dissolve the people in a
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: pot and then you would shoot, you would shoot their
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: waste into space. Yeah.
• 55:53
  Speaker 6: You could, I guess you could profit off of it.
• 55:54
  Speaker 6: Maybe like if you turn into vitamins or pills, maybe
• 55:58
  Speaker 6: some kind.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't go in immediately. You'd get a few chances.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: Like on the third, and then the cops would also
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: have that over your head. They go, you're going to
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: the pot. If third time's a charm, third time's a pot.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: People in the street would be like, yo, that motherfucker
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: went to the pot. And we would use chemicals to
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: dissolve people. And they would go away. It's a thought.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: It's a thought Rick Caruso is like, she's like, remember
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: when your mother, she goes, I'm Italian. Your mother would
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: have a pot of sauce. We got a pot of problems,
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: but we're going to dissolve people, their skin and their
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: bones and their teeth using a high, highly effective and
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: environmentally safe chemical that allows people to be dissolved within
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: a matter of minutes and and eliminated from our society.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Never to be seen or heard from. And every person
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: that gets dissolved, they like do a little nice thing,
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: like they do like a nice, it's like there's a
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: thing that happens. It's not like a total loss. Okay.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: There's like a rib, they put a ribbon around a
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: fence or something. And then we just have a very
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: long fence. And every time we dissolve a human being,
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: we put a ribbon around the fence. Because it's not
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: going to get better if we don't start thinking about
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: how to dissolve people in a pot. People can get
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: mad at this, and people can get offended at it.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: But what else are you going to do? What are
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: you going to do? Give them more jobs at Geico?
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: Put them in a pot. The judge looks at you
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: right in the eye. You go to a court. And
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: she goes, it's your third time here. And you know
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: what that means? You go into the pot. And the
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: person goes. And then she just clicks the gavel. And
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: there's no appeals. You don't even spend the night in jail.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: You're taken from the courthouse to the pot. Immediately. Before
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: you know it. Before you know what happens. They hit you.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: while you're standing there in court, they hit you with
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: a tranquilizer. And then you wake up for a minute.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: Right before, like it's maybe an hour, Trank. You wake
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: up for a minute, you're in a little cell, and
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: there's a door, and the cell gets really, really like hot.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: Like your feet, you gotta like, you gotta open the door.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: So you end up opening the door, and then you just,
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: it's kind of like, There's like a wall that pushes
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: you out, and you go right into the pot. Right
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: into the pot. And you're dissolved immediately. instantaneously. This is jobs.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: This is a great way to figure it out. And
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: if a lot of people out there are interested in
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: this and excited about this, write to Rick Caruso. tweeted him.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: I heard, I'm very excited about your new program to
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: dissolve the homeless people using chemicals. Can you go into this?
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: Can you speak on this? Rick, I was at a
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: party in Hancock Park and one of my friends said
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: he was going to be working for the company that
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: provides you the chemicals and In which you're going to
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: dissolve the homeless people Once they had their last shot
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: They're going right to the pot That could be his
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: slogan Caruso, what's his slogan now? Does he have one?
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: He's gonna have something, right?
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: He doesn't really have one For the love of LA
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: I think that's it, yeah You know what I think
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: it should be? To the pot Rick Caruso, you go
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: to the pot. Go up for a second. That's nice.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, that is nice. That's sweet. It's everybody at the Grove.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: It's everyone at the Grove. It's all the employees at
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: the Grove who said, you're all fired if you don't
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: get out into the street with Dodgers jerseys, look as
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: Hispanic as possible, and endorse me right now. That guy
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: in the wheelchair, he looked at Rick. He goes, hey, Rick,
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: I really enjoyed this photo shoot. Can I have the
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: rest of the day off? Rick goes, get the fuck
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: back in work right now. I'll kill you. You want
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: to go to the pot? And if the pot works
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: in LA, it's pots for everyone. Pots for San Francisco.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: Dallas will have a pot. They'll already put in a pot. Oh, yeah.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: They'll put in a frying pot. Dallas goes, we fry
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: people here in oil. This is a good story. Rick's
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: grandparents came to America from Italy through Ellis Island. They
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: were very big supporters of Mussolini. That's weird to put
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: it in a bio, but it's funny. His father served
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: in World War II, even though he disagreed with America's stance.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: It's odd. It's in a bio. It's very funny. It's
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: in a bio. In 1997, Rick founded Caruso, creating tens
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: of thousands of jobs and building some of Southern California's
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: most beloved community centers, including the Grove. He served two
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: stints at the Department of Water and Power, reformed the LAPD,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: and oversaw a 30% reduction in crime as president of
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: the L.A. Police Department. I mean, he probably will clean
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: the city. Listen, L.A. needs somebody, and it probably has
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: to be this guy because things are really bad. I
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: just hope he gets a pot and cooks people in it. Today,
• 1:02:41
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  Speaker 1: at Barstool Sports. You had an incident that changed your life.
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  Speaker 1: Can you go into that a little bit? Sure.
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  Speaker 4: I wrote a blog about a woman who was missing
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  Speaker 4: in Utah. Her sorority sisters had told the FBI she
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  Speaker 4: was missing. So there was sort of this legally blonde
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  Speaker 4: element that I thought was funny.
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  Speaker 1: It's funny. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And then I just wrote a blog and two hours
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 4: after I wrote it, she was found brutally murdered. And
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 4: then I obviously looked tasteless after the fact.
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  Speaker 1: It's unfortunate.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 4: And I was fired. And you were one of the
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 4: first people to call me to let me know that
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 4: the world had not ended. Right. You know, in Batman,
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 4: when he says a hero can be anybody, even someone
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: putting a coat over a boy's shoulders to let him
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  Speaker 4: know that his world hasn't ended.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 4: And you were that for me.
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  Speaker 1: What did I say again?
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  Speaker 4: You called me and you said, buddy, what happened? And
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: you told me that my life wasn't over.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: Because all I was seeing were torrents of horrific headlines
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: about what a monster I was. How could I possibly
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: have done this?
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: You know what probably happened on it? What's really fun
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: is when these things happen, you call the person, you go,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: it's going to be okay. Then you call six other
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: people and go, they are so fucked. Like, I think
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: I did that. I think I called like seven people.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: I was like, that guy's fucked. And then I think
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: I called you and I went, it's going to be fine.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: Because that's what most of us do. I was calling
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: people that didn't even know you. I'm like, he's shot.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: He's completely fucked.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 4: I didn't know that.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: So, but that's what everyone does. That's what we ever,
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: it's what everyone does. I call everyone and tell them
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: they're going to be okay. Cause it's true.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 4: It meant a lot to me.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: Well, I was right.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you were nobody.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: Things are better now.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: Right. Yeah.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: Nobody, nobody, they moved on to far more torn up pastures.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 4: I guess there's other problems.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: The Epstein story broke three days after my.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: You wonder if it was three days before you might've
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: been okay. Yeah.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 3: It's a good question.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: You ever think about that? Yeah.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 4: Mine would have been lost in the shuffle.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: 72 hours. Maybe no one cared. I know.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 4: I wonder.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: Does Portnoy ever say to you like, hey, I'm sorry
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: it went down like that?
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: At Business Insider, they tried to run a hit piece
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: on me.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 4: Is that right?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. This guy that used to work for them was
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: a comic. It didn't work out. Amazing. And he went
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: to go work for Business Insider and he called me,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: did an hour long interview with me. They said, hey, we'll,
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: and I called him like seven months later. I went,
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: what the fuck? Yeah, there you go. Tim Dillon blows
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: whistle on business insiders, failed hippies.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 4: Oh, I remember that.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: I called the writer back and I went, hey, what happened?
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: And the writer said they were uninterested because he goes,
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: I interviewed you for an hour and I didn't come
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: to the conclusion that you were like a right-wing psychopath.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: So they didn't want to run the article unless it
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: was that angle. Wait a minute, what is that Kyle
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: Rittenhouse tweet they have for me? I'm not sure. Kyle
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: Rittenhouse was crying because he accidentally misgendered a court clerk.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: That kind of responsibility is rare to see in young
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: men who could get angry at that. I mean, who could,
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: why would anyone be mad at that? They put that
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: in an, I mean, um, I don't even go on
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: Twitter too much anymore. I just, we tweet the clips
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: taking a minute. Good. It's just too much.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 4: You've earned it.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: I've earned a minute and then we'll see what's going
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: to happen. But now this has changed your life. Now
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: you're actually working on things that are very important to
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: society at large.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: And what are they?
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 4: Well, let's call it a- Because you're white. A large
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: PR tour.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: You're like white.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: You're rich, right? I mean, am I allowed to say that? Sure.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: You're kind of like a Yale legacy?
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 4: I went to Harvard.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, Harvard. I apologize.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 4: But no one in my family did.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: Interesting. So you're the first one.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 4: They were all Yale.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: That's what I thought.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because I did your podcast years and years ago.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: Your grandfather was like one of the founding guys of
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: the CIA, right?
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 4: He was in Skull and Bones.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: Skull and Bones.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 4: And then went to CIA, yeah.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: Interesting. So it's amazing that you do this. Isn't that
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: amazing a little?
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: That it went from that to this?
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: Isn't that the American empire is the end of it, really?
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: The guy's got a keyboard. We're in Hollywood. He's doing
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: a thing. Anyway, but the point is, you could be
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: in Morocco stabbing someone with a poison pen. But- But
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: you're here now, and it's what's important. It's what your
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: grandfather came to this country for you to do is
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: play on a keyboard. Now, this.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: I mean, we've been here a long time. He did
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: not come to America.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: We didn't come here. He's a pilgrim, right? He's one
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: of those guys. But I mean, coming spiritually from Europe.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: This is why they came here eventually, so that we
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: could do this. It is true. We have the privilege
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: to do fake business for years and years.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 4: I love the fake business.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 4: I've done it myself.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: We have a line that's coming out. We have a
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: clothing line. It's very good, but we have another one
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: now happening. You call people up sometimes and fuck with them?
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 4: Well, when I was doing stand-up in New York early on,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: I was tutoring.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: And I started a tutoring company.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 4: Just a small thing.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 4: To just make us more legit.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: And I then called all of the sort of most-
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 4: prestigious tutoring agencies in New York posing as a father
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: to find out their rates and their techniques and things.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 4: And I would describe my daughter having severe needs educationally.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 4: Get the price points and all of that. And I mean,
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: it was fun.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: So you used to figure out where you needed to be. Yeah. Right.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 4: It was fun pretending to be a dad.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: It's always fun.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 4: Lie to these agencies.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: It's always fun to make fun, to make up things.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: It's great.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 4: It really is.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: It's always fun to waste people's time. Yeah. It's the
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: only reason we're here on earth. I love it. So
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: now you're doing this new thing and you're, you're finally,
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: or you finally realized you're white, man. Yeah. After all
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: these years.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 4: I was told. I did not choose it.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: I know. So you finally figured it out.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: And you're like, I'm a privileged fucking guy.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: So now you're embracing this. You've written a song about
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: this because you've decided that you're going to have the
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: back of people that have been historically marginalized and that
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: you kind of understand what they're going through. Yeah.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I think more importantly, I sort of saw
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 4: the virtue of people who do defend these people.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 4: More of that, I think that.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: They're almost more, the people that defend them, I think,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: are really more important even than the people that are
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: being abused.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 4: For sure.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: Because the people that defend them are like, oh my God, wow.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: And if they didn't, we wouldn't know.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: That's right. They put themselves in front of the imaginary
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: train that may or may not be coming- That's amazing.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: It's amazing. Those are the people that I want to be.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the mouthpieces.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: Absolutely. Well, I drive my Bentley through a bad area
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: to go to a taco truck, and I see a
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: pit bull chasing a young girl. And I think, you
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? I think, hey, what's going on here?
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: That's what I say to myself.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 4: But why don't you tweet it?
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to spend some time off Twitter, but when
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: I see that, I feel like I should do more. Yes.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: About that.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 4: But all it would take.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: All it would take.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 4: Is a tweet.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: Is just to let people know that there's young women
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: being chased by dogs. It might have been her dog.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: She was happy and smiling. But the point is, the
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: whole thing threw me. I didn't get it. Also, the
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: lawn furniture was oddly mismatched. The point, I didn't understand
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: what was happening. But the point is, it may not
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: have been a violent thing. But this song, I want
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: to tell you because it spoke to me and because
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: it really is about those people that go out there
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: and they make a difference. Even if they're just changing
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: the perception of who they are, it's still important. It's
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: important to be like some of them are out right
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: now talking about the L.A. Sheriff's race. I didn't even
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: know it was happening. but it's very important. And there
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: was a virtual sheriff's zoom the other day that we
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: all should have joined to hear the different sheriff candidates
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: and what they're going to do about Nazi gangs in
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: the LAPD, which apparently are a lot of them too many.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: But one of our, one of the people I know
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: on Instagram is a television writer is deeply involved in
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: the sheriff's race and In Los Angeles, making sure that
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: everything's on the up and up. More power to them.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: But I love this song because it speaks to me.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: It's the hero, the heroic group out there. Have you
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: ever spoken to that girl's family that was brutally murdered?
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: Have you ever reached out? You ever say, sorry?
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: Humbly, I believe that they probably had too much going
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 4: on to even have noticed.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think that's true. Your joke was the
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: biggest thing of that week for them. Yep. So if
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: you could really, I mean, maybe go visit them and
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: bring cameras and sit down with them and film it.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: And it would just be you at their table and
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: just saying, hi, I'm Francis Ellis. And I made this joke.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry about what happened to your daughter, but I
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: didn't kill her. I made a joke and have them
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: forgive you for the joke. Have them forgive you and like,
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: take your hand. It could be a beautiful moment.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 4: I wonder if enough time has passed.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: Good question.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: You might want to wait a little.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: Those wounds might still be a little fresh.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: That's a good point. And how did you, I mean,
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: this is sad the way that it's sad when anyone dies.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: I've said that before, haven't I?
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 3: Yes, you have.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: And I, well, no, and I've meant that I'm not
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: being physicians. When anyone dies, there's a, there's an element of, uh,
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: you go, what? You know? And then, then it's also
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: sad and it's very tough to, It is. You know?
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: But it's shocking, too. People found in parks. It's crazy.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: These national parks aren't good for anyone. So please, play
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: this song that I love and love and love. This
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  Speaker 1: is Francis Ellis. Used to be from Barstool Sports before
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  Speaker 1: he made fun of the dead. And now, where are you?
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  Speaker 1: If people like you and want more of your thing,
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  Speaker 1: where can they find it?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: If, if someone goes, my sister was just murdered and
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  Speaker 1: I want you to get her, where can they get you?
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  Speaker 1: Where can they hire you to do a roast of
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  Speaker 1: the dead?
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  Speaker 4: Uh, on, on my podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Lovely.
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  Speaker 4: It's called oops. The podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Oops. The podcast. Julio. Harkening back to. Yeah. Gotcha. Yep. Oops,
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  Speaker 1: the podcast and social media wise, if they want to
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  Speaker 1: find you.
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  Speaker 4: Uh, Francis Ellis, you'll find me on Twitter.
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  Speaker 1: Take it away. This song's amazing.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks, Tim.
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  Speaker 5: Cop on the over and asked why I was speeding.
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  Speaker 5: I said, I'm headed to the mountain for a big
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  Speaker 5: day of skiing. He said, I figured it was that
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  Speaker 5: from the skis on your rack. And then we both
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  Speaker 5: kind of chuckled as he handed me back. My license
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  Speaker 5: registration told me try to slow down. We've got a
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  Speaker 5: lot of people speeding through the stretch of our town.
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  Speaker 5: I promised that I would. I said I understood. And
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  Speaker 5: I always try my best to drive the way that
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  Speaker 5: I should. He said goodbye, enjoy the slopes, and I
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  Speaker 5: drove off down the road. But when I got around
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  Speaker 5: the bend, I put the pedal to the floor. And
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  Speaker 5: when I finally arrived, I was greeted by a sight
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  Speaker 5: that made me shiver and quiver and shake with fright.
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  Speaker 5: Because the line at the chairlift was 50 people long.
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  Speaker 5: By the time I took my first run, all the
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  Speaker 5: powder was gone. All because some local cop had to
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  Speaker 5: flex on me. I'm just another victim. of brutality Brutality
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  Speaker 5: It can happen to you if it happened to me
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  Speaker 5: I understand the nuances of brutality Winter is a time
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  Speaker 5: of darkness When the sun goes down early and everyone
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  Speaker 5: is heartless The days are short and the nights are
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  Speaker 5: long And you'll wake up with the feeling that it's
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  Speaker 5: all going wrong When you feel like you're stuck in
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  Speaker 5: a hole And your brain starts to tell you it
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  Speaker 5: can't take anymore And you no longer care to learn
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  Speaker 5: what lies around the bend So you start to think
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  Speaker 5: of ways to bring your life to an end Don't
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  Speaker 5: Instead Take a trip to Tulum. Find a beach in
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  Speaker 5: Turks and Caicos.
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  Speaker 3: Snorkel a lagoon.
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  Speaker 4: Find that good weed in Jamaica. Buy a house in Southampton, Tim.
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  Speaker 4: Get that going.
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  Speaker 5: Put your worries on the shelf. The purpose of MLK
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  Speaker 5: Weekend is to utilize your wealth.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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  Speaker 5: Don't kill yourself. A-L-L-Y I'm a motherfucking ally. How high
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  Speaker 5: I know just what you're going through. And I feel
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  Speaker 5: it too. And I'm here for you online all the time.
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  Speaker 5: Every day around the world, a woman gets robbed. She
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  Speaker 5: makes 30% less for the same exact job. She endures
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  Speaker 5: the horny glances, the delusional advances. Guys like, hi, my
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  Speaker 5: name is Francis from the toxic male mob. But the
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  Speaker 5: time has now come to bring the wage gap to
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  Speaker 5: an end. Time to rip down these structures that were
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  Speaker 5: only built for men. Time to take a wrecking ball
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  Speaker 5: to the ancient patriarchy. Say your boss sent you a
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  Speaker 5: dick pic at the holiday party.
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  Speaker 1: A-L-L-Y.
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  Speaker 5: I'm a motherfucking ally. Ally, I know just what you're
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  Speaker 5: going through. And I feel it too. And I'm here
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  Speaker 5: for you online all the time.
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  Speaker 5: NAACP border family separations Joe Rogan's misinformation Spreading fears of
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  Speaker 5: vaccination Cultural appropriation Louis C.K. 's masturbation Me, me, look
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  Speaker 5: at me I'm so full of empathy I'm on the
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  Speaker 5: right side of history Just.
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  Speaker 4: Like and share my tweet, tweet, tweets.
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  Speaker 5: Like A-L-L-I I'm a motherfucking ally Al, I know just
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  Speaker 5: what you're going through And I feel it too And
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  Speaker 5: I'm here for you online all the.
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  Speaker 1: Time Francis Ellis, everybody. We love that. Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for changing your life. Thank you for changing
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  Speaker 1: your life and realizing that there's a lot of good
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  Speaker 1: that can be done.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of good that can be done and
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  Speaker 1: you're doing it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm trying, man. I didn't have a choice.
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  Speaker 1: No, you're trying and that's important. Beautiful. Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 1: Go find this guy on social media. Go listen to
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  Speaker 1: his podcast. Francis Ellis. Thank you so much, brother. See
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  Speaker 1: you guys.