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Donald Drumpf Theatre 308: Republicans Leave a Trap For Republicans · Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_01: Previously on the Donald Trump Theater radio show.
• 0:03
  SPEAKER_02: What he's doing is positively un-American.
• 0:06
  SPEAKER_02: The five networks,
• 0:07
  SPEAKER_02: including Fox,
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  SPEAKER_02: joined forces to put out a statement saying the public has a vital interest
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  SPEAKER_02: in receiving accurate, independent information about its government.
• 0:15
  SPEAKER_02: No administration should restrict a news organization because it objects to its reporting.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_02: Do you realize how far south somebody has to go for Fox News to defend CNN?
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_02: The White House press pool...
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_02: It's more of a mess than that reflecting pool right now.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_02: Drumpf's chief of staff,
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  SPEAKER_02: Susie Wiles,
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  SPEAKER_02: apparently was out of the office when Drumpf had this idea to ban the press.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_02: I guess he surprised everyone with it.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_02: Some reports say that the president of the president's fan club,
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_02: human printer Natalie Harp, showed him.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_02: A bunch of negative coverage from Politico, CNN, and MSNOW.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_02: And that is when he made this decision to kick them to the curb.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_02: Poor Natalie Harper.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_02: Can you imagine how many diapers she had to change after that incident?
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  SPEAKER_01: We are controlling transmission, if we wish to make it louder.
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  SPEAKER_01: We will bring up the body.
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  SPEAKER_01: We can change the focus to a soft blur.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas.
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  SPEAKER_01: You've just crossed over into...
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  SPEAKER_03: For your consideration,
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  SPEAKER_03: a nation held hostage by the fragile ego of a man-baby president who we're trapped
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_03: with in the Twilight Zone.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_01: Why, your approval ratings are dipping lower than Mitch McConnell's dusty nutsack on
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_01: a hot July evening neath a swollen thunder moon off the Mississippi River.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I think a lot of people think it was...
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_01: Faker than a Kmart Christmas reed.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_01: Only thing more busted than the Timule's front is the dimwit dipshit underneath.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_01: I've saved the country.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_01: His country was going down.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_01: Pricks and schmucks and creeps, awful scummy.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_01: Licking boots and still getting chummy.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_01: With one piece of shit orange dummy with a wig on top.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_01: They ignore his corpse-like appearance, scrambled brains and slurred incoherence.
• 3:05
  SPEAKER_01: He buys boats and rugs, both on clearance as his poles are clucked.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_01: His makeup's mango, all his liver spots brown.
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_01: He spackles over them rankles.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_01: With baggy blue brionis, he can roll right down.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_01: In case there's a swell in his cangles.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_01: Fueled by his unhealed childhood traumas.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_01: Squawking while he craps his pajamas.
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_01: I could find at least two Obamas that I'd care to swap out.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_01: Heard that dumpy little shrumpy with the wig on the top.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_01: I've saved the country.
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_01: Bricks and schmucks and creeps off this dummy.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_01: Licking boots and still getting chummy.
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_01: With this piece of shit orange dummy with the wig on top.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_01: Can't keep up with wars, he's a-startin'.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_01: All day long just shoutin' and shartin'.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_01: Countin' down till he'll be departin' back to hell.
• 4:06
  SPEAKER_01: His eyes are yeller,
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  SPEAKER_01: His supremacy's white,
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  SPEAKER_01: His mouth's a genuine turlet,
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  SPEAKER_01: With polyester hair that he can roll at night, In case he's a fixin' a curlet.
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  SPEAKER_01: Roll that noggin's workin' in slow-mo,
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  SPEAKER_01: Take it for him,
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  SPEAKER_01: this straight shootin' homo,
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  SPEAKER_01: Ditch that weave you snatched with a promo code on Tick, Tock, Shop,
• 4:47
  SPEAKER_03: Last week,
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  SPEAKER_03: a young man by the name of Donald Drumpf picked up a young man by the name
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  SPEAKER_03: of Xi Jinping Chinese president at the airport for a pivotal three-day visit
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  SPEAKER_03: to Washington.
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  SPEAKER_03: Now, as with any monumental meeting of superpowers with profound repercussions
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  SPEAKER_03: for global safety and stability, it began with...
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_03: Have you seen my pictures?
• 5:15
  SPEAKER_03: Do you guys have pictures?
• 5:17
  SPEAKER_03: Have you guys seen our outdoor carpet?
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_03: Do you guys have outdoor carpet?
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_03: Have you seen our sky?
• 5:22
  SPEAKER_03: Do you have a sky?
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, do you see that lady with the face?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_03: Do you think she's pretty?
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, good, yeah, she's very pretty.
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  SPEAKER_03: Drunk spent most of Xi's White House visit just pointing at shit.
• 5:37
  SPEAKER_03: While Xi did his best effort to pretend to be impressed.
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  SPEAKER_03: Although I'm sure they talked about issues of national importance.
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  SPEAKER_01: President Drumpf,
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm sure you're proud of your new circular granite helicopter parking spot,
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  SPEAKER_01: but just so you know, this is Shenzhen, China.
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  SPEAKER_01: They've got a fully autonomous magnetic levitation train.
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  SPEAKER_03: Pretty sure he's not blown away by carved rock in shape of circle.
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  SPEAKER_01: As a special treat in honor of President Xi and Madame Peng,
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  SPEAKER_01: I'd like to invite everyone in the room to visit through that beautiful curtain in
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  SPEAKER_01: the back, the new ballroom that you've heard about.
• 6:31
  SPEAKER_01: You'll be the first people to step foot on that.
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe Drumpf.
• 6:35
  SPEAKER_03: He's just trying to sell Xi Jinping on renting the ballroom out for his next big function.
• 6:39
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_03: Damn it.
• 6:43
  SPEAKER_03: Surprising how lighthearted their interactions seem to be given recent developments.
• 6:47
  SPEAKER_02: China sent 1,300 shipments of drone and missile parts to Iran from the start of
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  SPEAKER_02: the year through the end of June.
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  What?
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  SPEAKER_03: China has been sending weapons to Iran?
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  SPEAKER_03: Did China supplying Iran with weapons come up at all?
• 7:05
  SPEAKER_01: The U.S. ambassador to China claims President Trump offered to sell American
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  SPEAKER_03: weapons to China.
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_03: It only came up as an opportunity?
• 7:13
  SPEAKER_03: I gotta say, that sounds like bullshit.
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  SPEAKER_03: Unless I hear this from the actual mouth of the U.S. ambassador to China, I do not believe it.
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  SPEAKER_00: President Trump continues to say, hey, we sell arms to other people around the world.
• 7:28
  SPEAKER_00: He actually asked President Xi would he like to buy some at one point.
• 7:32
  SPEAKER_03: What the f***?
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_03: How does America even stay on the map sometimes?
• 7:38
  SPEAKER_03: How do we not just slide into the sea?
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_03: All right, I had to have misheard that.
• 7:43
  SPEAKER_03: I got to hear it from the president himself.
• 7:44
  SPEAKER_03: I won't believe it.
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_03: Did Trump really offer to sell weapons to China?
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  SPEAKER_01: Is that accurate if you make such a suggestion?
• 7:50
  SPEAKER_01: To China?
• 7:51
  SPEAKER_01: To China.
• 7:52
  SPEAKER_01: You mean to Taiwan?
• 7:53
  SPEAKER_01: No, to China.
• 7:54
  SPEAKER_01: That's what he said.
• 7:55
  SPEAKER_01: I never heard of that one.
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to have to ask him, you mean we're going to sell?
• 7:58
  SPEAKER_01: No, they probably like to buy it because we do make better equipment than that,
• 8:02
  SPEAKER_03: so maybe it's a good idea.
• 8:03
  SPEAKER_03: He totally offered them weapons.
• 8:07
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my God, you can almost see Drumpf trying to do the math in his head.
• 8:11
  SPEAKER_03: Well, if Iran beats us with weapons that we make, it's kind of like we won the war.
• 8:21
  SPEAKER_03: I'm in.
• 8:21
  SPEAKER_01: Xi Jinping, thank you so much for coming.
• 8:24
  SPEAKER_01: We're going to do so much together.
• 8:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: There's so many things to discuss.
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  SPEAKER_01: Many things.
• 8:28
  SPEAKER_01: Did you see the new helipade outside?
• 8:30
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's amazing, right?
• 8:31
  SPEAKER_01: I saw it.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's so cool.
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  SPEAKER_01: You can land helicopters on it whenever you like.
• 8:35
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_01: I would like you to stop helping Taiwan.
• 8:37
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I would like you to stop helping Russia and Iran,
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  SPEAKER_01: but you don't see me giving you a hard time.
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  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, did you see the ballroom?
• 8:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Should we name it after you?
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_01: We could name it She's Ballroom.
• 8:49
  SPEAKER_01: I guess technically it would be her ballroom,
• 8:52
  SPEAKER_01: but Steve tells me we're done with the pronouns,
• 8:54
  SPEAKER_01: so perhaps we could discuss a trade.
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's very boring, but if you want to extend the truce, Two years.
• 8:59
  SPEAKER_01: Two weeks.
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_01: Two months.
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  SPEAKER_01: Two months.
• 9:01
  SPEAKER_01: Time.
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  SPEAKER_01: Good.
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  SPEAKER_01: What else?
• 9:02
  SPEAKER_01: Super intelligence?
• 9:03
  SPEAKER_01: They say it's a problem, but I don't think so.
• 9:05
  SPEAKER_01: Agreed.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like I made a video of me with lasers for eyes,
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  SPEAKER_01: like real lasers,
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  SPEAKER_01: and people said, sir, sir, we need to limit the artificial intelligence.
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, what's the problem?
• 9:15
  SPEAKER_01: Same.
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_01: Nobody can post like me.
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_01: You can't post like me.
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, it wouldn't kill you to be a little more expressive, she.
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_01: You just sit there like you got all the time in the world.
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  SPEAKER_01: I do.
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  SPEAKER_01: What does that mean?
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  SPEAKER_01: I have time, Donald.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just biting it.
• 9:27
  SPEAKER_01: No, Biden was so stupid.
• 9:28
  SPEAKER_01: You have it easy is what you have.
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  SPEAKER_01: No midterms, no fake news, no pandas.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 9:33
  SPEAKER_01: Pandas.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_01: I'll give you two pandas.
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  SPEAKER_01: Three.
• 9:35
  SPEAKER_01: Two.
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  SPEAKER_01: Deal.
• 9:37
  SPEAKER_01: We'll, uh, put them in your ballroom.
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  SPEAKER_03: I seem to remember the Republican Party used to frown on the idea of selling weapons
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  SPEAKER_03: to communist enemies who are supplying said weapons
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_03: to other enemies we are currently at war with.
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  SPEAKER_03: Does anybody on that side have an opinion on this summit?
• 9:51
  SPEAKER_03: President Drumpf.
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_01: With a lavish welcome for Chinese President Xi Jinping.
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_01: Some Republicans now sounding the alarm.
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  SPEAKER_01: Getting some pushback from members of his own party.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_01: Not happy with the president's extravagant welcome.
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  SPEAKER_01: Frustrated that he's rolling out the red carpet.
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  SPEAKER_01: Want Drumpf.
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  SPEAKER_01: To drop the velvet glove and use the iron fist.
• 10:10
  SPEAKER_01: A number of Republicans outraged with Drumpf's embrace of she.
• 10:15
  SPEAKER_01: This is it.
• 10:15
  SPEAKER_03: This is it.
• 10:18
  SPEAKER_01: Drumpf.
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  SPEAKER_01: Finally went too far.
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  SPEAKER_03: Republicans are outraged.
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  SPEAKER_01: Quite frankly,
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  SPEAKER_01: had the White House asked me for advice,
• 10:26
  SPEAKER_01: I would have suggested the president not Invite Xi Jinping to Washington.
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_01: President Xi is one of the best liars I've ever seen.
• 10:35
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, he learned to lie before he learned to talk.
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_01: With China, if you turn the other cheek, they just stab you in the neck.
• 10:42
  SPEAKER_03: The hell.
• 10:43
  SPEAKER_03: Old Senator Kennedy looks more bothered than a hot fox slapping a cold chicken in a warm river.
• 10:52
  SPEAKER_03: Doesn't bother me.
• 10:55
  SPEAKER_03: Oh.
• 10:57
  SPEAKER_03: Well, he's not bothered.
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  SPEAKER_03: Either.
• 11:00
  SPEAKER_03: Nothing, no, no cutesy.
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  SPEAKER_03: You know what's sad?
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  SPEAKER_03: The only Republican with balls to say what a bad idea this summit is,
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  SPEAKER_01: is Donald Drumpf.
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  SPEAKER_01: We have the president of China come a few months ago to Washington and we give him
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  SPEAKER_01: a state dinner.
• 11:19
  SPEAKER_01: Now when people are screwing you, you don't give them state dinners.
• 11:23
  SPEAKER_01: I would not be throwing him a dinner.
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_01: I'll be throwing him a banquet.
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  SPEAKER_03: And there'll be flowers.
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  SPEAKER_03: And there'll be dancing.
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  SPEAKER_03: And afterwards, we're all gonna go look at the ballroom.
• 11:38
  SPEAKER_03: It is not the first time the media has tried to make a meal
• 11:42
  SPEAKER_03: of Republicans' dissatisfaction with Donald Trump.
• 11:46
  SPEAKER_03: Republican revolt.
• 11:47
  SPEAKER_00: Republicans are starting to hit the panic button.
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_00: The president's approval rating is at an all-time low.
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  SPEAKER_00: Breaking ranks.
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_01: Republicans distance themselves from president.
• 11:56
  SPEAKER_01: Drumpf.
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  SPEAKER_01: Top Republicans break with president Drumpf just weeks before the midterms.
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  SPEAKER_03: Openly breaking with the president over the war in Iran.
• 12:04
  SPEAKER_03: Senator John Husted up for reelection in Ohio told Politico tonight, quote,
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_03: the war needs to come to an end as quickly as possible so
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  SPEAKER_03: that we can lower gas prices.
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  SPEAKER_03: Mr. Husted, Mr. Husted, no.
• 12:15
  SPEAKER_03: You know, courage can take many forms.
• 12:21
  SPEAKER_03: Although that does not appear to be one of the forms that it takes.
• 12:25
  SPEAKER_03: But the point is, it's just sad, really.
• 12:30
  SPEAKER_03: The point is, she sits up for re-election.
• 12:32
  SPEAKER_03: His constituents hate this war, and chances are most of them don't get C-SPAN.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_03: Now, why in God's name would we continue to fall for this?
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_03: Why are we constantly believing that there are cracks in the MAGA Fortress?
• 12:47
  SPEAKER_03: We do because that's what we are told over and over again.
• 12:53
  SPEAKER_01: Is MAGA cracking?
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_01: New cracks emerge in the president's armor.
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  SPEAKER_01: A crack in the Republican Party's blind loyalty.
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  SPEAKER_01: The first big crack in the wall.
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_01: His party is turning on him.
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  SPEAKER_01: His base is fracturing.
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  SPEAKER_01: The dam is starting to break.
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_01: If the dam breaks, it'll be a flood.
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_01: It's going to be a flood, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: A break in the dam,
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  SPEAKER_01: in the drunks dam,
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  SPEAKER_01: that it doesn't mean that you're going to get a flood,
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  SPEAKER_01: but it means you at least have a leak.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_03: But you told us the dam, the armor, the cracks, the flood.
• 13:24
  SPEAKER_03: And now it's, is the MAGA coalition finally showing a small wet spot on the front of its pants?
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_03: And the media has been doing this to us for f***ing ever.
• 13:34
  SPEAKER_03: If it's not China and Iran, it was the Epstein files.
• 13:36
  SPEAKER_03: The drumpf presidency as we have known it is over.
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_03: It is not.
• 13:43
  SPEAKER_01: Cracks are emerging among Republicans over the government shutdown.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_01: Cracks in the Republican wall are starting to show up.
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  SPEAKER_01: Exposing some cracks within the GOP.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_01: Starting to see some cracks emerge.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_02: Drunk fever breaks and it's in the process of breaking
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_03: right now.
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_01: That drunk fever seems to be breaking.
• 13:59
  SPEAKER_01: I get the sense there might be a dam breaking.
• 14:01
  SPEAKER_03: Is that the same dam that's breaking this year that was breaking?
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_03: This is a very tough dam.
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_00: I do think it's the beginning of the end of the marriage between Donald Trump and
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_00: the Republican Party.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's not!
• 14:16
  SPEAKER_03: It's the beginning of the Republican Party's current BDSM understanding of master and gimp.
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_03: The media refuses to recognize that even Republicans with nothing left
• 14:28
  SPEAKER_03: to lose will still shrivel at the moment of truth.
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_03: Let's stop pretending that the overwhelming majority
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_03: of Republican politicians will ever stand up or break
• 14:40
  SPEAKER_03: from Donald Trump will ever remove the ball gag that is in place from grab him by
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_03: the Pussy Avenue to Insurrection Road to no more wars except this one Boulevard.
• 14:53
  SPEAKER_03: They're in the car.
• 14:56
  SPEAKER_03: And the news media would be doing everyone a favor if you didn't try
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_03: and play up every empty gesture of independence from Republican lawmakers.
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_03: It's cruel.
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_03: You're getting our hopes up.
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_00: After weeks of alarming headlines about artificial intelligence,
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_00: Drumpf hosted all the major tech CEOs at the White House.
• 15:16
  SPEAKER_00: It was like the Last Supper, if everyone there believed they were the son of God.
• 15:21
  SPEAKER_02: Drumpf hosted all the top tech executives at the White House.
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_02: He wanted to show them how good Natalie is at using the printer.
• 15:28
  SPEAKER_00: And I, for one,
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_00: am glad they had this summit,
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_00: because I assume it means we'll finally be getting federal guardrails on A.I.
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_01: There will be no federal guardrails on AI.
• 15:39
  SPEAKER_01: President Drums, declaring AI leaders should police themselves.
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_01: Instead,
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_01: several companies have signed a voluntary joint agreement,
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_01: suggesting industry leaders should implement internal measures to monitor
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_01: and check their own AI models.
• 15:52
  SPEAKER_01: Is it binding in any way?
• 15:54
  SPEAKER_01: I think it's morally binding, yeah.
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_00: Morally binding, sure.
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_00: We don't need laws.
• 16:03
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sure we could trust these guys, you know?
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_00: Well, no, no, not him.
• 16:10
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, not him either, but, well, I...
• 16:15
  SPEAKER_01: This guy is a monster, and nobody does.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_00: Damn it!
• 16:19
  SPEAKER_00: Damn it!
• 16:20
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not saying that this self-policing document they signed is bullshit
• 16:24
  SPEAKER_00: that they barely bothered to read, but I will say they did misspell United States.
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_00: You know what?
• 16:33
  SPEAKER_00: It doesn't matter, because Drumpf has greater concerns about his new technology.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_03: The president signing an executive order mandating federal agencies rebrand AI as SI.
• 16:45
  SPEAKER_01: It's been officially changed to super intelligence or SI.
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_00: It's not AI,
• 16:54
  SPEAKER_01: it's SI.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_01: That's the other thing.
• 16:57
  SPEAKER_01: We've changed the name officially today.
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_01: We've changed the name, Steve, officially to SI.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_01: Okay?
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_01: Sigh, like sigh.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_00: Sigh, indeed, sir.
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_00: Sigh, indeed.
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_00: The question was, who should be held accountable when A.I.
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_00: commits a crime?
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_00: And Drumpf's response is, uh-uh-uh.
• 17:20
  SPEAKER_00: It's S.I.
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_00: that shut off your town's water.
• 17:23
  SPEAKER_00: S.I.
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_01: As you know, we want to advance AI, advance SI.
• 17:29
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to get good at this.
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_01: We are bringing those well-known best practices to the development of... Well,
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_01: I think
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_02: it is worth highlighting the positive benefits of AI, or SI, pardon me.
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_00: We're all f***ed, so f***ed.
• 17:47
  SPEAKER_00: While Drumpf was doing his best to screw up the future,
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_00: the rest of his party was endlessly litigating the past.
• 17:54
  SPEAKER_00: Yesterday,
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_00: Senate Republicans hauled in Jack Smith,
• 17:57
  SPEAKER_00: the special prosecutor who investigated Donald Drumpf for trying to overthrow
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_00: the election.
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_00: You will go down as a total dirtbag.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_00: You make me want to throw up in my mouth.
• 18:08
  SPEAKER_00: He makes you want to throw up in your mouth?
• 18:13
  SPEAKER_00: Now,
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_00: as you might recall, Drumpf been obsessed with Jack Smith for years.
• 18:24
  SPEAKER_01: Deranged Jack Smith, who's a Drumpf painter and represents all the Drumpf painters.
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_01: And he's going wild.
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_01: He's mean, he's nasty, he's unfair.
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_01: Deranged Jack Smith.
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_01: He's the prosecutor.
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_01: He's a deranged person.
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_01: Deranged Jack Sixsmith.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_01: He's a sick son of a bitch.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_01: Deranged Jack Smith, in my opinion, is a criminal.
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_01: We have a deranged individual named Jack Smith.
• 18:48
  SPEAKER_01: He's a deranged dumb guy.
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_01: He's a dumb son of a bitch.
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_01: Prosecutor Deranged Jack Smith.
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_01: He's a crooked guy.
• 18:56
  SPEAKER_01: Deranged Jack Smith is an animal.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_01: Deranged Jack.
• 19:01
  SPEAKER_01: Jack, you know who I'm talking about.
• 19:05
  SPEAKER_01: Jack Smith.
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_01: What do you think his name used to be?
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_01: Does anybody ever?
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_01: Jack Smith.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_01: Sounds so innocent.
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_00: Let's compare how Drumpf talks about Jack Smith,
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_00: a decorated career prosecutor who investigated war crimes at The Hague,
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_00: with what Drumpf had to say on Tuesday
• 19:19
  SPEAKER_00: about brutal North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un.
• 19:22
  SPEAKER_01: He happens to be a friend of mine, Kim Jong-un.
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_01: He's a friend of mine.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_01: He likes Drumpf.
• 19:27
  SPEAKER_01: He doesn't like a lot of other people.
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_01: I'm about the only person in the entire world that he likes, and I like him.
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_00: He probably likes you because when you're together,
• 19:35
  SPEAKER_00: it's the only time he's not the craziest mother in the room.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_00: This hearing was another over-the-top performance by Republican senators
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_00: to show their fieldy to President Drumpf by going after one of his enemies.
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_00: We'll see you next time.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_01: Republican Senator Eric Smith claiming to have text messages proving Smith attended
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_01: a Hawks basketball
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_02: game in Atlanta in 2024.
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_02: During the time Georgia prosecutor
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_00: Fannie Willis was investigating.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_02: Drumpf.
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_02: Jack Smith was the prosecutor who put together All that damning information
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_02: that had Drumpf not won the election would have probably meant he'd be
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_02: in prison rather than the Oval Office right now.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_02: Smith today said his investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_02: that President Drumpf engaged in serious crimes He had text messages
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_02: that he said prove jack smith was in atlanta
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_02: It seems as though he's trying to get Smith to admit he went to a basketball game,
• 21:03
  SPEAKER_02: which means I'm not quite sure what?
• 21:05
  SPEAKER_02: He's talking like it's a smoking gun when, at best, it's a banana with a cigarette taped to it.
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_00: But hey, what do I know?
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_00: I guess it is perjury if Smith is saying he didn't go to an Atlanta Hawks game
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_00: and Republicans have proof that he did.
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_00: Unless, you know, there's a simple explanation that makes Schmidt look like a dip.
• 21:37
  SPEAKER_02: The only problem is Jack Smith wasn't in Atlanta at a Hawks game.
• 21:41
  SPEAKER_02: He was in Maryland at an Iowa Hawkeyes game.
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_00: Did you go to an NBA game between the Golden State Warriors and the Atlanta Hawks
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_00: on February 3rd, 2024?
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_00: Let me just give you a little context.
• 21:53
  SPEAKER_00: The day before Fannie Willis came clean with her affair with the prosecutor,
• 21:58
  SPEAKER_00: the next day were you in Atlanta?
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_01: I do not believe so.
• 22:01
  SPEAKER_00: What would you say if I had a series of text messages from your team
• 22:05
  SPEAKER_00: that said you were in Atlanta at a Warrior Hawks game?
• 22:08
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think you know that we have this stuff.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_00: You just took it down really quick, if I could look at that again.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_00: I think you've already perjured yourself, but you will go down as a total dirtbag.
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_00: I recall going to a University of Maryland basketball game.
• 22:23
  SPEAKER_01: It was Maryland playing Iowa.
• 22:26
  SPEAKER_01: Could it then be that University of Iowa's the Hawkeyes?
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_01: Teams, you had the teams wrong, sir.
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_00: Who's questioning is this, by the way, Chairman?
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_00: Are you using your time, Senator?
• 22:37
  SPEAKER_00: I'm glad you're trying to rehabilitate the witness, but it's not your time.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_01: We have confirmed you were right, Mr. Smith.
• 22:43
  SPEAKER_01: The Iowa Hawkeyes played Maryland on February 3rd, 2024.
• 22:48
  SPEAKER_02: Dum, dum, dum, dum.
• 22:50
  SPEAKER_02: Of course,
• 22:50
  SPEAKER_02: not only didn't Senator Schmidt apologize for the false accusation,
• 22:55
  SPEAKER_02: in fact,
• 22:56
  SPEAKER_02: even though he was clearly wrong,
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_02: he's sticking to it,
• 22:58
  SPEAKER_02: he's acting like he got him,
• 22:59
  SPEAKER_02: and probably screaming at his staff quietly on the side.
• 23:03
  SPEAKER_00: Who knew Jack Smith was a Caitlin Clark fan?
• 23:07
  SPEAKER_00: Listen, we had information he was at a basketball game.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_00: There was only one NBA game that night at 7.30 tip-off,
• 23:11
  SPEAKER_00: which was why I asked him if he was in Atlanta.
• 23:13
  SPEAKER_00: He answered the question.
• 23:14
  SPEAKER_00: So that's what these hearings are for.
• 23:15
  SPEAKER_00: You ask questions, you get answers.
• 23:17
  SPEAKER_00: No, that's not what these hearings are for.
• 23:20
  SPEAKER_00: You didn't ask a question.
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_00: You made an accusation.
• 23:23
  SPEAKER_02: That's a huge difference.
• 23:24
  SPEAKER_02: You know,
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_02: we focus so much on Donald Trump,
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_02: it's easy to forget the gaggle of morons he has working for him.
• 23:30
  SPEAKER_00: Shame on you, Eric Schmidt.
• 23:32
  SPEAKER_00: It's so ironic to you neglecting women's basketball.
• 23:35
  SPEAKER_00: And now Amy Klobuchar gets to dunk on you.
• 23:52
  SPEAKER_01: Thanks for the songs for this week's episode from Golden Earring,
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_01: Randy Rainbow, Boots Randolph, Luciano Michelini, and Earl Hagen.
• 24:01
  SPEAKER_01: And thanks for the clips and excerpts from John Oliver,
• 24:04
  SPEAKER_01: GZERO Media,
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_01: John Kennedy,
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_01: Ali Velshi,
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_01: John Husted,
• 24:09
  SPEAKER_01: Lawrence O'Donnell,
• 24:10
  SPEAKER_01: Al Sharpton,
• 24:11
  SPEAKER_01: Katie Turr,
• 24:12
  SPEAKER_01: Chuck Todd,
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_01: Jordan Klepper,
• 24:14
  SPEAKER_01: Jimmy Kimmel, Elon Musk, Eric Schmidt, Seth Meyers, Jack Smith, and Amy Klobuchar.
• 24:21
  SPEAKER_01: Tune in next week for episode number 309 of the Donald Trump Theater radio show.
• 24:26
  SPEAKER_01: If we're still allowed on the air...
• 25:53
  SPEAKER_01: I'm stepping into the twilight zone.
• 25:57
  SPEAKER_01: This is the madhouse.
• 25:58
  SPEAKER_01: Feels like being gone.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_01: My feet have been moved at the moon and star.
• 26:03
  SPEAKER_01: Where am I to go now that I've gone so far?
• 26:08
  I'm stepping into the twilight zone.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_01: This is the madhouse.
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_01: Feels like being gone.
• 26:16
  SPEAKER_01: My feet have been moved at the moon and star.
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_01: Where am I to go now that I've
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_00: So you will come to know when the bullet hits the bone.
• 26:36
  SPEAKER_00: So you will come to know when
• 26:40
  SPEAKER_01: the bullet hits the bone.
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_01: So you will come to know when the bullet hits the bone.
• 27:04
  When the bullet hits the ball.
• 27:07
  SPEAKER_01: When the bullet hits the ball.
• 27:12
  SPEAKER_01: When the bullet
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_03: hits the ball.