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Gori: Cuddly Carnage - First 20 Minutes (No Commentary Gameplay) · No Commentary Gaming

• 0:11
  Day 243 in orbit. My engines hurt.
• 0:18
  The nights are so cold. Now with real feels.
• 0:25
  My reactor is dry and the sun is.
• 0:29
  Another day, another daughter. Every morning it's a blank
• 0:32
  canvas. And to chase the dream editor.
• 0:35
  Inspirational quote 542 not found.
• 0:37
  Fuck Greg with a family friendly language setting.
• 0:42
  I must have caught something from that sticks your sea car.
• 0:45
  I should get that checked. You're making us up here.
• 0:48
  It's terrible Chip. I'm.
• 0:49
  Trying my best and I have no. Arms.
• 0:53
  We need maintenance by a licensed cool toys engineer.
• 0:58
  Newscast All human engineers are gone from that dirt patch around
• 1:02
  which we're currently orbiting in 1000 metric tons of steel.
• 1:07
  Metric tons don't talk about my weight, don't worry.
• 1:11
  About your weight Chip. We love living inside your
• 1:14
  voluptuous body. We're for the farm up here.
• 1:17
  And whenever Gory runs out of his process, 2 toys, we can just
• 1:20
  get some exercise and resupply back on earth.
• 1:22
  In my mind, all of us will live inside you in peace and
• 1:26
  prosperity forever and ever and ever.
• 1:30
  And wait, what the what's that bridge?
• 1:36
  Oh, bridge. There's definitely a bridge.
• 1:41
  My signs are falling out. Wow, I think Chip is dying
• 1:46
  Bridge. This is awesome my.
• 1:48
  Tail through my Rex bridge. Cruel.
• 1:53
  World. Fire.
• 1:55
  Was that them? The professor never mentioned
• 1:58
  any cool toy tree Mark explosives.
• 2:00
  How are we supposed to get back to Earth?
• 2:02
  Corey, wait, wait a minute. What the heck are you doing in
• 2:05
  the airlock? Much.
• 2:06
  Our friendly software won't let me swear.
• 2:08
  But I'm fucking serious. What now?
• 2:11
  You you just wait a minute there, pal.
• 2:13
  Let's talk about this over some nice Nick.
• 2:15
  Come on. What's a nice Nick?
• 2:16
  Good turn. Face on, Corey.
• 2:19
  The perfect pet and coming Todd That was awesome, Cory.
• 2:51
  Oh, I was wondering what that burning spell was.
• 2:54
  We got to find something to patch us up.
• 2:55
  I don't need a ship for ship. I'm picking up one of the
• 2:59
  professor's old shit beacons. Florence, my feline friend.
• 3:04
  I'm activating tutorial mode. That was the Frank time war.
• 3:07
  Frank Time warp is a trademark of come towards.
• 3:09
  Frequent usage of Frank Time warp can cause vomiting,
• 3:12
  headaches, diarrhea, hair explosions, and death.
• 3:14
  All you have to do is at your own risk.
• 3:26
  Wow, that was weird. A perfect seal source.
• 3:29
  Jump on them and let me feast. That was delicious.
• 3:43
  More what the fuck? We got to find that ship.
• 3:54
  Just find it socks. Oh, vending machines.
• 4:06
  Slice them open and feast on their insides.
• 4:11
  We're getting closer to the professor's ship.
• 4:13
  The signal is getting stronger. I miss her too.
• 4:16
  Gory. Let's get out of this hole and
• 4:18
  find that ship. A piece of a key.
• 4:24
  Let's find them all gory. Hey, what is that?
• 4:56
  The Unicorn? The cutest companion?
• 5:12
  The ugly corn? I'm dead.
• 5:14
  Unicorns. It's the trainer.
• 7:21
  He doesn't look fun to play. Well, we got to go on.
• 7:24
  But it's funny that one lucky penny.
• 7:51
  This town is scary fun. Hey, it works on the air
• 11:00
  I wonder why a ship beacon is online.
• 11:02
  The professor probably left it there before she you know.
• 11:06
  Yeah, I really miss her too. And our house.
• 11:23
  Wow, what's this for sick.
• 11:41
  They got guns. The Shirley Cords line.
• 11:44
  We feel so separately. New target found, target locked.
• 11:53
  Let's do this. Incoming attack now perfectly
• 12:40
  made. Performed.
• 12:41
  Hyper speed activated. Mother.
• 14:21
  I'm at a key piece. I wonder where the last one is?
• 14:24
  Let's find it, Corey. I also wish Professor would be
• 14:30
  on the ship we're tracking. Well, we will always have each
• 14:33
  other, bud. Roll for
• 15:37
  Use the booth to give me the three upgrades we need.
• 15:57
  That feels good. I got some new toys, let's try
• 16:02
  them out. You are dead next time.
• 17:39
  My first power for slam wheel. That was so cool.
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  Gory. I didn't even know, but I could
• 17:46
  do that. hurt.