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Episode 245: Ice Cream So Good · Not That Serious

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  We're all waiting. Mm hmm, that's think that's Mike you to start there.
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  Hey everybody, Hey all you people, hate all you people? Hey,
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  all you people. Won't you listen to us? Who is us?
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  Well? Us? It's not that serious podcast. The greatest podcast in the
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  known human realm. Now, other rounds like the Unicorn real I'm not sure
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  about, but in this one, on this plane of existence, I am
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  seventy seven percent plus twenty three certain that we're the best podcast. Quick Masks,
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  Quick masks, quick mass We're the best podcast around. And I and
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  one of your esteemed humble sexy host Oh Michael elsie Ken is in the building,
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  Lamart and doctor Waffle m Jay in turn Qua Yes, Yes, in
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  turn Yes, in turn Homie Qua Like how he's mixing it up each week.
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  He's like, what am I gonna go with? Came back like,
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  get your boy Kwan back in the building. I know y'all missed me.
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  I was throwing them water down first one. He was a little wild like
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  that you reel. I came in too hot. Yeah, he was like
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  he's finding himself. He came in like it was rap cated the basement.
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  Hey, y y'all, in the building, smotherfucking Quan in the basement.
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  None of them ship dip shit Taliband, Hey, free Freaky Zeki, you
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  freak Zeki man. It's always the nigga jail and all the crews. Someone
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  has to take the fall. I don't even know who Tonya was for a
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  minute until he came until you like, once he got out, I'm like,
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  oh shit. I was a young bull, so I ain't up.
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  And it took me a while to realize that he's on the Bank for Mercy
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  album cover with them, Yeah, in in the background like he's like him
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  and died, like in the mirror, like he's dead. He's just in
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  prison. He's not dead. You would have thought. Never know. You
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  never know. They put a nigga on. If you look at the album
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  cover now, it looks horrible photoshop job. When that is real bad,
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  I mean, I mean a lot of my four four at that time,
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  because the game that's gonna be the cover now cover putcord on the building.
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  Corey, Corey is shot money Excel shot. That's so is that Is that
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  the nigga that was just doing the podcast? No, that's the nigg he
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  was talking about on the podcast. How he just stole the beat. Yeah,
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  okay, Tony, ask about how you just stole the beat? Okay,
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  because there was another nigga talking about how he didn't make it. That's
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  what he said. He didn't make the waist of me. He kind of
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  just stole it from some nigga from Carolina, North Carolina. And speaking on
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  that podcast real quick, did you see the story that he was talking about
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  how he met DJ Callin. Yeah, d there were people fat Joe at
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  DJ calls like DJ Callin the fuck out its not I said, that's the
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  first, That's how I met him. He's like, bro, I told
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  you I don't want to meet Calligo. Not cool right now. Big disappointment
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  Olivia, Yeah, Olivia was definitely a disappointment, big disappointment. You're expecting
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  a lot from her, something something. She never came away. But album
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  she was bad as hell too. She was bad freaking She was another woman
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  that was a victim of those horrible rumors of transgender like, oh, yeah
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  she did, she was. Yeah, she got those rumors too. Yeah
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  I remember that. I don't remember that. I remember those rumors are spread
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  about her. That's rude because I remember spreading those about her. Yeah,
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  we all did it. We all did it. Yeah her man really wait,
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  apologize to the both of them that no, this Olivia Lung guy,
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  she just put something out. I don't know, Kennan, I'm looking just
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  like you are picture. I think they're all just putting stuff out nowadays,
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  to be honest, you right, I mean honestly. No, she didn't
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  put anything out. Oh she doesn't. Yeah, she doesn't really use you
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  got half million followers too out there a way. She said she looked good.
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  Look at her. Look, I mean she she still do look good.
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  Yeah, she looked good. Half a million. That's fake, bro,
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  it ain't fake. That's the old g unit fans bro. Gun it
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  was big. They're like old ship Olive. You gotta that Instagram. Let
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  me follow let me see what Olivia's up to, see if she's still twisting
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  the shaking, See if Olivia still got fuck she might be Workings of the
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  Week. I don't know. Shut up to Olivia Langa. Juggers of the
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  Week. There's an there's a lot of workers that could be up for Workers
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  of the Week. It's in the Steam Prize. Yeah, I mean you
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  could have nominations. If people think monitors we should we could have votes for
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  Workers of the we could, um yeah, you know, just saves them
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  all over for Workers of the week. But um yeah, man. Anyway,
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  anyway, any housers, it's not that serious podcast. Best podcast as
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  well. Make sure you check us out on all the social medias and all
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  to the YouTube. Man, grow that YouTube. Man, were trying to
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  grow that YouTube, trying to hit ten k by in the year where we're
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  closing in on seven thousand. Yea, So we're doing good on the views.
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  Man. I like the comments engagement on these on these videos. Let's
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  do more, I man, y'all come on, talk to your boys.
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  Man. We answer back. Don't act like we don't answer back, because
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  I'm in there every day answering niggas on on the on the YouTube and on
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  not so much Instagram, because yeah, that's too many of y'all. There's
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  a lot I don't answer on Instagram. You'll see me in there. We
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  let lamar him that laments being the Lamar is top commentary. Yeah for sure.
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  I don't know what he's cooking up every time he I think he cooks
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  up this caption and his lead comment on this Keyton on the captions. Now,
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  oh well, okay, listen, we both just be engaging with them,
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  with everybody up in there, you know for sure we'll appreciated. Let
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  them feel seen. I'm more so the discord, uh YouTube man, I
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  go on on the places that we're not seeing. I'm in there for the
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  niche people, and I'm in there for the real, real beaters, real
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  beaters. Talk to Mike. You know what I'm saying. I'm not there
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  for talk to Michael for the surface fucks on the Instagram comming. I'm there
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  for the real I'm in there for the four life. First, you go
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  on, you go on a YouTube comment from an episode of one ninety nine
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  back when we were recording in Que's backyard and the challenge choppy, and you
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  make a comment, I'm gonna comment back, that's dedication because that's how deep
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  I get. Can you go deep in me like I go deep in you?
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  Can we go deep in each other deeply? I know it's like I
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  don't know deep I get deep in you deep in me? Can we deep
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  each other deeply? M m m my title right, okay, good title.
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  Oh that was Joe Keenan. Thank you. Yeah. For the people
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  who not, that's that's their problem, that's the problem problem. No,
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  you're not freaking up. I think the joke was about double penetration. I
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  think it was. I think I suspect that was sexual humor. And in
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  your window if you will, in your window here, Oh my god,
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  remember they say he the room, drive a comedy couch. Just listen,
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  man, the long as one COUCHI stay morisome Gucci boy boy. I'm not
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  even mad. But the thing is that she was here. She No,
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  she in the back of No. That's why you that's why shit all the
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  time, all the time. Oh my gosh, you're doing the same shit,
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  the same songs. Look at each other and no. Two peas and
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  a dickhead pod just having so much fun. Extra two balls in the same
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  sack. Bro, did they get hot in here? Nah? It was
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  already like this. It's the white honey. It's the honey. Yeah,
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  you're white. It's kicking in your heat. So get on the YouTube,
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  got content coming out for you. Guys, I think we just released a
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  video of us trying some disgusting disgusting I still remember that. I can still
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  taste the corn now. I was still taste it in my mouth. I
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  was rewatching it and once it got to the ranch part, my mouth watered
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  up. As I was watching, like, m hm, you had like
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  the flavor came back then and I was like, yeah, this thing of
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  Mike was really feeling the fucking Barbara the buffalo chick. He's like, it's
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  a little spicy now as eyes coming back. I came in late, but
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  I'm like, I was fucking with it. Yeah, you were for that
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  corn and was like, I can sweet corn was despic sweet corn and the
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  ranchoin man and that coupon it popcorn. The entire episode. Yeah, so
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  strong, it was. It was check that out on Patreon. It was
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  check that out man three five and fifteen dollars tiers um. Yeah. Also,
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  if you're looking for anything else, it's in the damn link tree and
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  don't ask me about it. Hit the link ture discord. Discord is where
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  you get a lot of fun stuff there. You know, we get we
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  really mix it up in there. The link is updated the link is updated
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  for those I know people have been asking about it. The link has been
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  broken. We have since updated it. So going there for some for some
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  fun. We're joining the Mayhem, join join joined the chaos. Also,
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  just let you know, so that's something we have to keep refreshing, right,
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  for Okay, okay, I was gonna say if it's if it's down,
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  just please just say something that was at us? Yeah, Also what else
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  say? Oh po box po box number two seven six, you ever get
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  the earth to send us something? You know, some some dude dads.
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  I feel like we have something in there. Just meal, oh damn,
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  just just oh shop break guys, a pack of tune Apple juices for forty
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  nine cents one on one of the home you said they were gonna send me
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  a bob in there, so I'm looking forward to that. So hopefully you
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  could do that, right, I mean, yeah, yeah, that's actual
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  weed. I say people smoke to back bay the box, but I mean,
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  I mean they do get sending these. That's stupid. I'm not telling
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  you it wouldn't be frowned upon. I'm not gonna happened to you. Know,
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  I'm just me personally at the end of the day, bunch of and
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  everything. At the same time, you're figuring if it just so happened to
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  be there, you can't convict because I didn't say anything. So somebody about
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  the inaudible noises. That's what you see on the subtitles, inaudible suggestive noises.
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  So yeah, man, what else we got? That's it, that's
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  all, that's it, that's all the fun stuff. Let's do this stuff,
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  alright, man, So get too good stuff? I said, we
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  just did the Patriot. I was like, we done all right, signing
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  signing what a night? We got a funny again. I looked at the
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  time and everything. I was like, I'm like, old, how much
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  in that cup? Elsa? Hold on? Hold on? Yeah, you
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  got your head over. He won't even pod. You got his funny head
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  on right, the funny comedy on engaged. He so you already know what
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  the hell time it is? Guys. You know how we start every week?
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  How was everybody's week? And I'm going to start with my mind?
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  Huh well, not too bad? Ye. Coming back from the cruise,
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  I really didn't feel like working four day work week. I was like,
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  I really. I know I haven't been here for a week, but I
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  don't want to be here again, even though I'm working from home. I
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  was just like, yeah, damn, I don't want to do this.
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  But I did figure out something about myself. I have something called Maldy Department
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  syndrome, which is once you go on a boat or like some moving vehicle
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  and you get off, you still feel like you're on that. So this
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  was went on for like the next week after what the fuck that long?
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  Yeah? God, Like I was just like teetering note but I feel like
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  I'm like yeah, but it doesn't come with any like nausea or anything.
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  So I was like that's interesting. For a week. Yeah, and I
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  thought it was normal because if I go on like an elevator, like a
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  long elevator ride, and I get off the elevator, I still feel like
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  I'm going like up or down. So I was like, oh, wow,
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  that's weird. I was on that out about myself. Yeah, got
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  some weird stuff. It's nice superpower. Yeah, so completely useless. Nah,
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  it doesn't matter. It doesn't like make me nauseous or anything. It
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  just it feels weird. Yeah, give me the wobbles, the wobbles.
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  Yeah, what did that do this week? Uh? Oh um, we
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  had a my neighbor had a graduation party here Saturday. Uh so that was
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  cool. He was supposed to rain, but it never did, so we
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  had a good old time. Uh. Same day, I went to a
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  friend of mine's birthday. Good old time, grand old time, grand old
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  time, my bad mom, separate for yourself from the brand now grand old
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  time merch coming. Uh but uh then I went to a homi's birthday.
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  Finally got to meet this kid. Uh Eddie, uh Eddie Haffin, So
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  who is Eddie final Eddie Eddie Jones. Finally gave him, finally gave him
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  the shirt that he won from the fantasy football thing. I was like week
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  two. That was week two. Finally gave that to him. Also finally
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  gave them the big be shower gift. Nice. Uh good thing. He
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  could still use it because you know, baby's still taking naps and I had
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  my mom crocheted blanket. Oh yeah, genius exactly. He can't fit the
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  hat though, head bigg as hell. Um shout out to Eddie head.
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  Oh, I mean Eddie had a big head, Eddie Defina So baby baby
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  Eddie definitely got a bad head the world facts. Uh. Then yesterday went
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  to Vera. Uh watched Elsie's spin on the Ones and twos. Uh watch
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  some niggas almost fight over nothing, stupid shit they heat it was hot about
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  it. That's about it. That's about it. Yes, yes, And
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  the thing is, y'all been a Vera So them been like motherfuckers started dancing
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  and strolling through like like move any club. Really it's not college no more.
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  Get the funk out of the way, like it's not a probate move.
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  Uh. And then you know, just still with the lady. So
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  I was with key on all weekend, nice and a long week again it
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  was cool. Yeah, I posted that nice picture. Yeah you saw the
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  melan in that photo. Back niggas meant to say, who the reversed dice
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  face tune refers dice base to what you said they face doing that, can't
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  tell we look at it again. Ha yea. She sent me the photos.
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  She ain't faced to nothing. That was us. We just melondated as
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  fuck. She tuned faced it this melonded as fun. That is what they
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  looked like. Look like two chocolate bars just standing there. Melan your mouth
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  not your hands emin M's was that when you guys were doing the light skinned
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  face clip or nah, that was from a wedding from a long time ago.
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  Actually, yeah, I've seen that. Well, I wonder what J
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  asked. I wanted to verify, do you Nigga's got a couple's page yeah
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  on him. Yeah, that's cute. Yeah, I think it's a it's
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  a good filter. Not the nigg over his zoom. Nigga's like he's a
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  cameraman shading right here. Look at he does photography and got no blemishes on
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  him and look at now. But yeah, we got a couple of shades.
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  TikTok you mean kiki you like spelled out you or the letter the letter
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  you and then key and then trying to or some just some shit. I
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  swear to god, if I started seeing some fucking pranks that actually be pretty
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  funny, I can't lie. We got a bunch of videos in the tuck
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  that we just gonna drop, right if it was skits, Nah, it's
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  definitely not scared. But we got we we got some stuff to take that
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  we were supposed to drop all that once just so it was just massive overload.
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  I don't know, it's about to happen. Right, that's a good
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  strategy. What they're about to go viral? Amen, what's gonna happen?
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  It's gonna happen. I can see that, right, but I do not
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  know how to do light skin face like what, well, raise your eyebows,
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  squind picture, you see it exactly right. I was actually rolling through
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  That was actually why I did it. I saw his clip and then I
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  was like, you know what, I'm just waiting for Brandy get out of
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  the shower, getting this window real quick. IM scrolling through that. I
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  was like, oh, hell no, you gotta do the so funny bro
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  Gary posted on the story. I was crying that was so funny, winking
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  like having great time. Oh man, look at this. This might have
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  to be the cover. Yeah, that's the cover. No, no,
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  what you gotta do too? Yeah, you gotta post both of them.
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  So when they went over, it's Lament over Night, but actually Extra one
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  gonna be the g unit one and it's gonna be a picture extra clam on
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  there, so it was real glossy in the light. Drake would approve listens
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  Drake style. I liked the photo. Thank you call obsessed with this girl
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  can quirk. He gets on her, get on her nerves, and there's
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  nothing she can do. That was the whole time. Let know, she's
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  gonna stuffing real quick. She's like, oh no, it's so hot.
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  No, I'm sweating. Terrorizing your girl just the best, just terrorizing.
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  Oh all right, you remember those times. I was, yeah, we'll
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  get been so long. I don't look at what's your favorite to know your
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  girl favorite thing to do. That's gonna get a reaction, right. No.
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  So you know she from Georgia, so she got a little little twang
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  at her speet, so like she'll start talking and now I'm just going to
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  my Georgia southern accent. And she was like, why are you talking like
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  that? And I was like, because that's how it sounds, sweethet.
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  She doesn't sound This is exactly how she sounded. She'd be talking. I'd
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  be like, she doesn't sound that bad. Yes, And then let let
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  her get on the phone where where her grandmother. Oh my god, that
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  ship comes out strong. That's when it kicks in. Yeah, that sounds
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  like code switching like crazy, like a baptism there in the church with no
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  ac automatically goes up like ten degrees for some reason miss that at all.
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  Here's some some swamp bugs or another thing that that would do is she'll be
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  talking about something and then like I will say something and rebuttal to her,
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  but something complete opposite. So like I was listening, but it was completely
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  opposite what she was just talking about. She's like, why do you do
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  that? I'm like, just like, no, I was listening. You're
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  annoying. Yeah, that's some asshole. What the fuck? You're very annoying,
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  Like what do you do well to? Compared to his it sounds really
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  bad. He's like, sometimes I just he just making Sometimes I morning I
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  screenshot her background because all right, so okay, this is like I like
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  real deedious things. I made up an animal. It's called a thumbut shark.
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  You be playing thumbum? Way you play thumbum Why? I'm like,
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  Yo, it's almost hybernation season for the thumb butt sharks. Babe, stop
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  babe. The shark has to go home. It has to got to go
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  somewhere. The hybernate straight in my throat. It's got a hybernate. Always
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  be like, what did we do? You're not gonna what do you mean?
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  I just I just try to try to try to jostle it in there.
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  She's really fighting. She sounds we I haven't heard about thumbump. I
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  was doing thumbump with two thumbs, be like thum bump. Oh I got
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  introduced to the thumbum. Now you don't I do. I definitely do.
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  Bro. At this age, you do not listen anything. We gotta keep
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  scoring to It's still very fun. There was a score, a score sharp
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  with thumb bump. Just remember you couldn't do You couldn't engage in thumbump during
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  the sporting event, so like we couldn't be playing basketball. He like lamp
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  like thumbum, like like laying right on the thumb shut yo, oh god,
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  three points. It's like not smagging each other on the ash, sticking
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  thumb up there. But h r h r ass, what the hell is
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  coming at this time? My mama's sister. Actually, it's not as late
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  as I thought it was. I ain't gonna lie, Bro, that's all
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  I'm so yeah, man, that hitty really got it hot. Here.
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  We'll be like in the bed next just like this right and I started I
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  started starting. The time we're done, she's fighting so much, she's horizontal.
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  Now do you do the sharks that like the Jaws sometimes like it's like
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  like chilling, Mike, please come on, we're watching them. It's like
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  how a little wing got the little lighter and then the puff. She'll be
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  laying down all shit, like, no, that is annoying. Is there
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  anything where you just beat yourself? That's it. I just beat me.
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  She's just like, oh, she doesn't like when I'm singing, Like I'll
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  be constantly like singing in the house if she's a hater, bro, yeah,
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  because I'd be singing too, and she'd be like, you got to
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  sing the whole song. I'm like, I started from the beginning, might
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  as well get to the end and the bridges. Yes, I do the
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  lives in the middle. He's beyond Kelly and Michelle sing the whole song,
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  the whole song and their voices first. That's crazy, all right, what
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  were we gonna do? Weeks? Were still doing that week? If you
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  got anything good? Week was cool. I went to Atlanta that it was
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  just a day thing. So I went Friday and I came back Saturday afternoon.
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  I went down to see my boy Anthony m he's actually a little Y'alli's
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  DJ, and he does like he does this event and he did it with
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  this company called Vanta something like that I think it was called. But he
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  builds like these I don't even know what to call it, Like oh yeah
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  that he built like a pyramid thing. The first one was a cube and
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  then this is this on me built like a pyramid and he puts lights in
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  it and everything like that. Um, and he's just DJ's inside of it
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  and it just looks crazy on camera for the visuals. Um. It was
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  actually supposed to be inside, but the building had a power outage, so
• 26:08
  he was like, all right, we're just gonna do it outside. But
• 26:11
  like the outside portion is right next to the road, so people were literally
• 26:14
  stopping in the street like trying to see what was going on. It was
• 26:15
  like having a party outside where to give the power from off the building a
• 26:19
  generator a generator it went. It went out a couple of times though,
• 26:23
  because there was so much plugge go yeah, like expect. I think it
• 26:26
  was mainly the lights, Like the lights were bright as fuck and they were
• 26:30
  there was like six of them. Um, but yeah, so that was
• 26:33
  cool. Um came back Friday, I went out there. I had I
• 26:37
  would say it's one Romin spot. Huh, I'm I'm sorry, Like,
• 26:41
  is it like spotlights? So like the beams are going up and he's into
• 26:45
  it like they were in they were like lying inside of the pyramid. Okay,
• 26:48
  he had lights on the outside though, but they weren't like spotlights because
• 26:52
  if they had to where it's like that had been crazy. That get some
• 26:56
  kind of tell you mean like the lights were making the pier. Yeah,
• 27:00
  he made this shit himself. I'm like, no, this niggas an architect,
• 27:03
  like the fuck like engineer, engineer. But um yeah, so pretty
• 27:08
  much. I just did that and I went by myself. Um. So
• 27:11
  I went out to eat. I got lunch from us one Roman spot.
• 27:15
  It was really good. It's called I Ramen. If you ever in Atlanta,
• 27:17
  I Ramen is good. And then I went to the other spot called
• 27:19
  Velvet Tacco, but I think they have one. They have those in different
• 27:22
  places. I went to one with Korean Dallas um and the one down there
• 27:26
  was good too. But Atlanta's dope. Bro. Everybody's black. I love
• 27:29
  it. Every everybody, the cops, the e MTS, people that work
• 27:33
  at a gas station, everybody. It's just niggas everywhere. It's a great
• 27:37
  place to be. The other than that, I just j oh, sure,
• 27:41
  I forgot forgot my boy cav came up from Florida. Show that Philly
• 27:48
  went to uh Iscar Bibbles for the first time, Your first time? Yeah,
• 27:52
  I never hear there. You see how it was up here. It's
• 27:55
  good. Still not as good as John's Rose Pork in my opinion, chief,
• 28:00
  but it was good. When the milk boy got some drinks. Was
• 28:03
  cool. This girl and the words Mike, this bitch. She had the
• 28:08
  audacity to make me a I said, it surprised me able to drink off
• 28:12
  the menu. She made me something with whipped vodka. Don't ask for a
• 28:18
  surprise. That's why. I mean, that is my fault. But why
• 28:21
  is whip vodka even on the menu? Yeah, why are you giving me
• 28:25
  whipped don't ask for don't. I didn't know it was on the I didn't
• 28:29
  know it was an option. But she yeah, give me something good,
• 28:32
  something disgust No, no, no, because you might like whip vodka.
• 28:36
  Don't ask for a surprise from a bartender, and to be mad when the
• 28:38
  surprise some of you don't like. Fair enough. I should have just not
• 28:41
  trusted her, So take your bits back woman. That so what it like?
• 28:52
  Tastes like whipped vodka? That was it? Like, I say,
• 28:53
  what was the drink? Whipped vodka? Damn? Just whip blocking straight?
• 29:03
  Yeah, just lying involved trying to make your key line pie, That's what
• 29:07
  it sounds like. It was on the menu though, sweet child, a
• 29:11
  line writing that sounds disgusting. Thank you. Yeah, it's good to see,
• 29:19
  uh, keV, Yeah, totally. Kev's a listener, so he
• 29:22
  would know that you're talking about it right now. I think he used to
• 29:26
  not anymore. I think the ship is sailed. Maybe in your friendship,
• 29:30
  let's see Jesus in your friendship. All my friends have to listen. They
• 29:37
  obviously don't support black business. Is not a real beater. You got anything?
• 29:42
  Yeah? What happened? Keenan? Supposed to coming with me? Yeah?
• 29:48
  Yeah, were supposed to. Like I'm setting off for this graduation party
• 29:53
  and he's blowing out my phone. But my phone is in here charging and
• 29:57
  I'm over here having a conversation with somebody. I turned around, this nigga
• 30:00
  is looking me in my eyes. I'm like hello. He was like,
• 30:06
  you ain't answering your phone? I'm like up me Yes, I'm like,
• 30:11
  it's over charger. He was like, he's like, you want to go
• 30:15
  to a Mets game? The Mets is playing the Dodgers. I'm like fuck.
• 30:18
  And the thing is, if I wasn't having a graduation party and Keanu
• 30:22
  was here, I would have winn. I wouldn't be like fuck that because
• 30:23
  he called me and I was like, I won't be getting back. I'm
• 30:26
  just I was on my way back from Atlanta. He's like the Mets game.
• 30:29
  I was like, yo, Keenan is a Mets fan. He was
• 30:30
  like, what the fuck? He is like, yeah, ask him?
• 30:33
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I definitely we definitely would have been in there.
• 30:37
  Zee would it drove? We wouldn't went to Brooklyn first saw the jay
• 30:44
  Z ship, and then we would have went to the game. How was
• 30:45
  that? That's a good thing? Zhit under the rock? Nigger? He
• 30:51
  are are? He are? He's right. You haven't heard the whole exhibit
• 30:57
  and you love jay Z at the library in Brooklyn. Yeah, I didn't
• 31:03
  hear about that because they had they had like a recreation of his studio in
• 31:07
  there or something like that. I don't know about sure, sure. How
• 31:11
  how else it was like you know, photos, I posted in the group
• 31:15
  chat you know much in love to check it. Possibly possibly possibly he thumb
• 31:25
  just strategizing his thumb next attack. She's getting hit to it. I gotta
• 31:30
  finally it's a surpriser. It's in a danger species the first one. I
• 31:34
  gotta find one, and then introduced it to her. It's a very throwing
• 31:38
  out pros. What about that. We're going again. I'm going again because
• 31:42
  I only I got there a little bit later, so I was I just
• 31:48
  uh, I saw the first first floor, I guess, and they were
• 31:53
  closing and all the uh whatever sorority it is rows up the diamond just wanted
• 32:00
  delta. Those will be Delta shout out. So I take a photo,
• 32:06
  knock everybody out the way to get that photo of that. Everybody over.
• 32:13
  Yeah, they really were like people in line trying to or people trying to
• 32:16
  get these shots, and they pushing people out the way because it's the thing,
• 32:21
  and because jay Z definitely plays delta sigma thation. But exactly in the
• 32:25
  in the when you walk in, there's the like the it's like a piece
• 32:30
  of art or whatever like of his hands doing it. Okay, so I
• 32:37
  get it, but also people got we got like it's thirty minutes left before
• 32:40
  they closed. Move bitchet. Can we get as as much as possible for
• 32:45
  the horse? All right? But yeah, I'm definitely going to get due
• 32:52
  the full experience. Yeah, I want to go as a group. That's
• 32:55
  likely are doing anything as a group. Come on, it's gonna be us
• 33:01
  three. I meant tell me about it. Yeah, yeah, I mean
• 33:06
  I'm gonna go. I'll go soon. We don't invite the pop if you
• 33:12
  live in because you work every whole exhibit ja meet us there, man.
• 33:21
  Yeah, I mean if it's in the morning, that's in the morning.
• 33:23
  I'm trying, well not morning, but like if we go, if we
• 33:27
  go early, I'm trying to spend the day in New York. If I'm
• 33:30
  gonna do that. Yeah, we'll be all day and to my all night.
• 33:35
  Oh I was gonna say you could be there all day, but I'm
• 33:37
  gonna leave at seven. So that's born. I be like Elsie so but
• 33:40
  times strength pretty much. Yeah, that's boring. Anything that I can get
• 33:45
  us on the train for free, so don't talk about it. You're right,
• 33:47
  I have a drive up or that work. I'm just saying we can
• 33:52
  do the whole we can have a whole experience of that night. I'm with
• 33:57
  it as long as I'm if I'm gonna find find a DJ gigg there.
• 34:00
  Yeah, easier said than no New York is Grid lives. I'm a saying
• 34:02
  like, you ain't just gonna pick up I do know people. I'll trying
• 34:08
  to figure it out. I know what, I know a bunch of people
• 34:10
  that DJ in New York. I figure that same. Yeah, we'll we'll
• 34:15
  find something. Yeah, but we'll spend the whole more motivation for me to
• 34:20
  do that. It's been just for the night up there because it's fun.
• 34:23
  I forgot how fun to this. I was gonna stay after the game,
• 34:27
  but I don't know my friend responding time, so I just I tell the
• 34:32
  home. But I went to went to see the jay Z ship, then
• 34:37
  went to the game, like this is all spontaneous because I was supposed to
• 34:40
  go to the Hampton's. Oh yeah, was changed. I was like,
• 34:45
  couldn't make it there either, because I was like, fuck it happen Dodgers
• 34:47
  in town. Let me go up, oh, let me check out the
• 34:51
  jay Z shit, And then randomly ran into somebody from Burlington or from the
• 34:55
  area at the game, which is kind of crazy. Yeah, that's weird.
• 35:00
  Yeah, just to like walk in and then like like, yo,
• 35:02
  I know you that's really crazy in New York here, and like because he's
• 35:07
  a Dodger fan. The crazy thing about it, he's like, dude,
• 35:09
  that we see it. You see it docs all the time, but he
• 35:12
  like he's a Dodgers fan, and like you always talk to my mom about
• 35:15
  the Dodgers. That was even crazier. But then uh, yeah we won.
• 35:21
  Came home Sunday was pretty cool. I wasn't gonna meet up with Elsie,
• 35:24
  but rain rains been ruining all his fucking brunch. Yeah it has.
• 35:31
  I mean, it was still a good turnout though out there. It stopped
• 35:35
  raining eventually, so it was just humid as fuck. It was sticking problem.
• 35:38
  It was definitely the stick is crazy. But something that m J said
• 35:44
  that it just maybe random thing. You've ever been somewhere real far from home
• 35:46
  and rain into somebody, you know, bro, I was just about to
• 35:49
  ask that question. Yes, where I was in fucking bush gardens and uh
• 35:54
  Virginia, Yes, and fucking random Morgan and Amanda, what the I'm like
• 36:01
  your boot things, your milks of magnesia. I tried anyway, try to
• 36:10
  get the twins, but I couldn't pull it off. But yeah, no,
• 36:14
  who would have That wouldn't work. Okay, I ain't listening that,
• 36:20
  but yeah, I'm like, the fuck, like, not only one devil,
• 36:22
  but two devils? True for the press one how old I was trying
• 36:25
  to sin? There was in high school. It was in high school.
• 36:31
  And just read my family is that bush gardens? Their families that bush gardens.
• 36:36
  Just like we're just late, just walking past each other. I'm like,
• 36:38
  what excuse me? I'm like, I know, I mean you following
• 36:44
  me? You follow me? But yeah, that's such a keen thing.
• 36:47
  Yeah, I did such a keeny thing that followed the bush gardens. Just
• 36:51
  to see your black ass. I'm definitely in the bush gardens. Ass what
• 36:55
  that? I love bush gardens? That bush gardens. Where's another good one,
• 37:00
  Florida. There's a good one. I know that there's a matter one.
• 37:05
  I like bush gardens because all bush guards is fucking garden literally flowers,
• 37:09
  it's everywhere. I'm like, who the fuck, Like every every two miles
• 37:14
  you might go into a roller coaster every two miles. I'm just come on,
• 37:17
  saturation, maman, let me talk exactly. He always does it to
• 37:23
  Mike, So here we are he does, but but but might be trying
• 37:29
  to do it for the funny. I'm not speaking with passion. You have
• 37:34
  to have some facts and logic. No, but like bush Guards's biggest hell
• 37:37
  for like five rides and the rest of it, you're just walking, Like,
• 37:40
  why the fuck are we here? Bush Guards? Don't go, like
• 37:45
  I said, walking, don't you never heard a busch garding? You probably
• 37:50
  you got family. I was making a joke. He was like, it's
• 37:53
  another but Guards. I was like, well, it's not bus but it's
• 37:58
  gardens b u s. It's just like bush the like beer. Yeah,
• 38:02
  yeah, step on your joke. But I feel like I ran into people
• 38:07
  like now everybody to go great, No the fuck it's not No, it's
• 38:10
  good man, it's good. It's a good time time. Um speaking in
• 38:14
  New York. I said it in the chat, it's pretty this nigga funk
• 38:19
  flex is fucking annoying. And then I saw somebody tweet they say you had
• 38:23
  to be you say you're not from New York. If you never told funk
• 38:27
  flex and shut the funk up through the radio fair, Yeah, if you
• 38:30
  haven't done that, you just don't listen because because as like I said in
• 38:34
  the chat when I when I was leaving the game and I had Hot ninety
• 38:37
  seven one, like he's being annoying. Yeah, he's just talking about his
• 38:43
  car, talking about like play the fucking song four doors, like I got
• 38:50
  the hell Cats, I got all four doors open right now. We told,
• 38:53
  we told shut the fuck up in front of it, in his face,
• 38:57
  yeah, because like, shut the fuck. I aint this fucking song
• 39:02
  annoying. I haint it so much. Look how stupid you look doing his
• 39:07
  dad? He actually, well, you know what's crazy at Salthie, he
• 39:13
  didn't even do it. He didn't do flex bombs because he packed it in.
• 39:16
  Didn't even do it during the goddamn shut I was like, at least
• 39:20
  let me hear a flex bomb. Not even didn't even hear that. Lie
• 39:22
  Nick and Mike was rady, Oh my god, what the fucking my boy?
• 39:30
  It was really it was made me for my boy. And I'm like,
• 39:32
  hey, yo, whoa, whoa. But I think I shall have
• 39:36
  a picture with him. I don't don't even think. I posted in Good
• 39:37
  how to Find that No deleted all that ship taking the CBS putting it out
• 39:45
  in poop on CBS, crazy anyone? What else? We don'ta talk about
• 39:52
  stuff what they went, I think I think so Mat wanted to say something
• 39:55
  about it. A PSA to Pennsylvania drivers, Oh you can't drive, you
• 40:05
  gotta turn on your turn signal made me mad today, So like, do
• 40:10
  you tell your story, then I'll tell you it's nothing crazy. But it
• 40:13
  was just like the nigga is in front of me and then he you know,
• 40:20
  goes or whatever like, but it's like, yo, the point of
• 40:22
  the fucking blinker is to indicate you're going to turn anything correct coming. You
• 40:28
  know, I'm at to stop sign and oh I might want to go out
• 40:31
  turn left, and then all of a sudden, you don't put your blinker
• 40:36
  on and you're turning right into the street. I could have just been gone,
• 40:39
  like exactly, there's a it's a it's a just a switch. You
• 40:44
  go up where you go down. The rules of the road makes it easy
• 40:47
  for everybody. It helps the people. So fun fact or story related to
• 40:54
  that. So I went to school all right, like two schools related depends.
• 41:00
  So a lot of people from Pennsylvania were there. This girl I went
• 41:04
  to school with it, she said, her mom told her not to use
• 41:07
  her blinker because if you use it then people won't let you over. So
• 41:14
  you just you just have to merge, you stupid bitch. That is not
• 41:22
  And I said, what are you under different because getting passed down this bullshit
• 41:29
  on what I swear you kick you out of your hold on? Hold on,
• 41:40
  listen, listen, listen. I'm not saying I believe it, but
• 41:44
  how many times have you been driving with your blinkers on and you like,
• 41:46
  you don't see my fucking blinkers? Let me over? But that happens a
• 41:52
  lot, so every time you're not gonna use it. Listen. I'm not
• 41:53
  saying don't use the blinkers, but there is some truth today because you put
• 41:57
  your blinkers on af some motherfucker's want to speak it up, like getting over
• 42:00
  here, all right? Then you get behind him, it's easy, Yeah,
• 42:02
  no behind them. Yeah, that's the problem with driving driving. Yeah,
• 42:07
  stop driving with an ego, Yes, stop driving with it ego.
• 42:09
  Drive your fucking car and get from where you're at to where you're going.
• 42:14
  Or why do you have an ego on the road? Please? Oh my
• 42:16
  god, this guy can't get in front of me. Yeah, so the
• 42:20
  fuck he can't get in front of me. I have no reason for it.
• 42:22
  He just can't. I don't know him. It's just like F one.
• 42:27
  It's the highway. Let him get in. You gotta get in pole
• 42:30
  position. Oh my god, damn it. Just drive, whether it's two
• 42:34
  lanes, three lanes, four lanes, or if you're on this uh parkway,
• 42:40
  six lanes. If you're in the left lane that's the fast one.
• 42:45
  Don't be doing the speed limit. Please, you not dead ass. And
• 42:52
  I saw an unwritten rule. I thought it was a thing like people from
• 42:55
  their state just think they're the best drivers, but not Pennsylvania can't drive.
• 43:00
  And I know for a fact people in Florida can't drive. Nope, Nope,
• 43:05
  it's just the can't bad because you got old ass people there, and
• 43:08
  then you got the driving age is like fifteen down there. I swear to
• 43:12
  god, it is old people. Bro old people, bro I'm very old
• 43:16
  people. Once it hits, once you hit like sixty, that's my thing.
• 43:20
  I mean, every two year, if this became, if this became,
• 43:23
  every time you get you, every time you get your ship inspected,
• 43:27
  that's when I want you to you have to retest for your license because this
• 43:30
  ship. I'll be seeing out like going to work in the morning, like
• 43:34
  I think we should treat old people drivers like like like fucking like like sundown
• 43:43
  towns. Almost like Nigga from these hours. He hits old people time like
• 43:51
  old people road times. You're or old people. I am six am.
• 43:59
  Get your shopping in from like five to like eat is old people time.
• 44:05
  You're good. You can't go back in the road time until about you have
• 44:08
  another window on lunch time. Give them give twelve to three. No,
• 44:13
  you get like you get from like one one to three. That's you.
• 44:16
  That's your other time. But after three I don't want to see you on
• 44:20
  that road again until five o'clock the next day. Somebody over, you're too
• 44:25
  old to be here? What are you doing? But where are you going
• 44:28
  to get? Five thirty in afternoon? But what you're doing out here?
• 44:30
  Boy, you're supposed to be eating dinner. You should be. You're being
• 44:34
  bad. I'm say, should be ready to turn it down, like three
• 44:38
  o'clock up late? Didn't it late night? Huh? Late night? Burning
• 44:43
  the midnight? Or where you're coming from it's almost rush hour. I'm just
• 44:49
  coming from the walmart. Are you coming from there? A birthday. What
• 44:51
  you call it the walmart? Yeah? You too old to be out there,
• 44:55
  one old black people low calling something the something. You're driving yourself to
• 45:00
  dialysis' sir, I guess you're gonna have to skip one. Sorry, Bernard
• 45:07
  dead, Sorry sorry, Bernie. You're gonna have to hold on to that
• 45:10
  dirty blood to tomorrow. I hope you make it. Hey, Yo,
• 45:25
  I couldn't hold that one. Is gotta hold onto that that dirty I guess.
• 45:36
  I don't know this. I don't know you like Harry Potter, but
• 45:37
  you're gonna be a mud blood tonight, filthy blood. Yeah, yeah,
• 45:52
  you ain't gonna make it around these You gotta syringe with terrible drivers every yo.
• 46:01
  Every time I'm on ninety five going in the Philly going at that exit
• 46:06
  twenty two cut off, it's always somebody who doesn't realize last minut they got
• 46:10
  to get off that Kali Hill and let's go like like nigga. Every time,
• 46:19
  like the road doesn't just grow off a cliff, you can get the
• 46:22
  next exit. All these motherfuckers is connected somehow. That's how I feel when
• 46:27
  I see people backing up on the highway and they makes an exit. You
• 46:29
  just take the next one face you, yo. I will never forget the
• 46:32
  first time I've seen the nigga do that. I was in the car with
• 46:36
  the nigga. What nigga, nigga? Never been in the car, nigga
• 46:40
  nigga. It was in college. I was trying to do some frat shit
• 46:45
  with these niggas, and you know, they know how they've seen you on
• 46:49
  a little stupid ass minion. It was like, we need you go to
• 46:51
  Walmart and get some paint so we can paint some blah blah blah. So
• 46:54
  I'm with this nigga. I'll never No, that's great, that's what they're
• 46:58
  doing. That's what they were doing. I know it. I feel like
• 47:01
  we were painting rocks for something. Probably sub dick with my penis clearly and
• 47:08
  obviously was the brush. As is tradition, rock card comes. That's what
• 47:14
  the founding fathers of the fraternity wanted. Rock. We started this fraternity so
• 47:19
  they can paint dicks, getting the rocks a bunch of mushroom stamps. Why
• 47:29
  why, why are all these short, thick stripes on this rock? Yeah,
• 47:34
  that's definitely Michael. These short just thick, but really thick, like
• 47:42
  really really thick. Them like so thick. Like you're like, it's a
• 47:46
  it's it's a burden thick. It's a burden, okay, Like no,
• 47:51
  like it's not a long stripe but a really thick, pleasing, pleasurable But
• 48:00
  you know what's say, like like the yeah, it's a it's a good
• 48:07
  one. It's not a deep striping but a watch stripe. Yeah, you
• 48:13
  know it's saying about watch stripe. They really like, you know, rocks
• 48:15
  really like wider stripes better than longert stripes. Anyway, that's what they say.
• 48:20
  That's what I've always been dead. They say, the longest stripes hurt.
• 48:22
  And it's really not about striping the rock. It's about getting the brush
• 48:29
  ready for the rock. And you gotta prime. You gotta prime to paint.
• 48:34
  So honestly, at the end of the day, when I'm gone paint
• 48:37
  my rock, my rock your rocking solid solid. My rock has no complaint.
• 48:45
  I never complained about I've never had a rock complaining. I had one
• 48:47
  rock complaint. Who hasn't had a rock, Who hasn't had a who hasn't
• 48:52
  had a you know, a sloppily painted rock. You know, even Picasso
• 48:58
  had bad day. I'm sure Bob row Us fucked up a painting, you
• 49:00
  know, you know he tried to put a happy little tree and then turn
• 49:05
  out that way it looked more like a weeping Willowy said that. Anyway,
• 49:10
  I digress. So we're going to Walmart to get some fucking paint. Right,
• 49:15
  we're on the fucking hot We're in North Jersey. Right, we're on
• 49:20
  the fucking Parkway, Parkway. We're on the Parkway, which is madness.
• 49:23
  As you know, if you're already anybody in North Jersey, mar Baine,
• 49:29
  it's insanity. It's disgusting sanity on that parkway. Bro. It doesn't have
• 49:34
  a lot of traffic, that's what. Don't get lanes. But they're constantly
• 49:37
  doing construction. That's what it is. Bottlenecks. It goes from six three
• 49:39
  six lanes, and then it goes to three and then back to six.
• 49:43
  It's like a fucking coke bottle lane. Like literally, it's fucked up.
• 49:46
  Nigga, it's crazy. It looks like the road is like DNA on the
• 49:52
  show We don't we on the We're on the fucking road and a nigga,
• 49:57
  ah shit, I'm missed the exit. Snigger break stops on the park on
• 50:02
  the fucking park in the fucking nigga go. I'm like, nigga, really,
• 50:09
  you're gonna kill us, You're gonna We're going to fucking die. You
• 50:13
  know that thing where you so you've with a fucked up driver. You don't
• 50:15
  have no control, So you just trying to hold some ship. Break Please
• 50:24
  please, I'm breaking the car with no control. I'm trying to magneto control
• 50:30
  the car with my mind. This is what I would do. Please lean
• 50:36
  theoretically drive thought if Palas was real, let this happing. I don't want
• 50:42
  to be a sick with this man. I don't want to be Oh,
• 50:49
  I want this man take me. Oh, I don't. I'm like,
• 51:00
  Yo, this nigga is serious. I was like, Bro, I'm never
• 51:02
  dropping up and I never drove that nigg in the car again. I'm like,
• 51:05
  bro, I'm blaming. I don't give a fuck what's going on.
• 51:08
  I'm not riding with you no more. Bron Know he backed up with comedy
• 51:13
  like he didn't do a slow back. He did off fast like money ain't
• 51:17
  a thing back up, top down. I don't like it. If it,
• 51:23
  don't blame blame, don't on the highway doing that. What's that what's
• 51:29
  it going back to Calis. They were backing up like that was just backing
• 51:34
  up fast, like like flying the wind our Bonne shirt, just blowing the
• 51:40
  card shades on cardia shades blasting off the face. Nigga money ain't the thing.
• 51:46
  Back up, he was fast with it. I'm like, bro,
• 51:50
  this nigga is a fucking psychopath. I'm like, bro, I'm never driving
• 51:53
  with these niggas ever again. I was like, should never again, bro?
• 51:59
  And then I never did. I don't know what he's doing now,
• 52:02
  and I don't. I think he rapped driving back. I was like,
• 52:09
  oh, I went to uh succeeding on Friday? Right? They had it
• 52:15
  was actually crazy. It was cool. I mean, so say he's always
• 52:19
  a good time. But they had like a funk type DJ and DJ was
• 52:22
  killing it. But like niggas was doing uh, I don't know it was
• 52:28
  a thing for this subculture. But they were doing the old fucking soul trained
• 52:35
  rerun dances that that's a whole culture. But like still like people people know,
• 52:45
  there was like a there was a white girl dressed like the white girl
• 52:47
  and that that UH commercials yes, and she's like doing the locking the she
• 52:58
  wasn't. I'm like, save the Last Dance head year. It's a whole
• 53:04
  coast. It sounds like cosplaying almost almost, But Silk City has kind I
• 53:07
  want to call. But Silk City is where like that, that crowd goes
• 53:10
  that, that thing like that. I'm just talking about them in general,
• 53:16
  just like Nigga. I'm not surprised y'all still doing those old ass dances.
• 53:21
  I'm not surprised, but they was all like killing it, like I hope.
• 53:25
  So if you're gonna be in there doing goofyead, that you better be
• 53:28
  good at it. Bitch. Okay, okay, do you have something to
• 53:34
  say? Na I was just saying, you know, since you bring it
• 53:36
  up cosplays, I'm stupid. Motherfucker's on TikTok. I want to something you
• 53:40
  wanted to say before I have something? I have one point or two points
• 53:44
  of order? We should do that on Arctic took. You know the fuck
• 53:46
  we shouldn't. Why shouldn't we? Who's gonna stop us because we have fucking
• 53:52
  decorum? Uh? Not for her? Don't we? Duck we don't.
• 53:59
  I'll just use it metaphor from painting my dick, just to check her up.
• 54:05
  Not that much the corn how much day was making. We should do
• 54:08
  it tonight, I have to. We've done this. You can do whatever
• 54:12
  you want, you see, I'll do it nig flat with a piece of
• 54:16
  colonels. Gang Gang, Gang Gang. I'm a calgar, a little spicy
• 54:30
  caliente. That should be so funny. Bro, you saw Timberland was number
• 54:34
  one on her like gift Givers and what's his name? Other dude at l
• 54:42
  JCUB really, yes, that's they were one and two. Wow, sick
• 54:47
  fuck you know you know where she's from, Montreal. Yeah, she's bad
• 54:52
  though, Yeah, it's we gotta run into on the trees. Yes,
• 54:59
  yes, yes, yes, what would not? Hard hard, hard heart
• 55:02
  heart. But it's weird that she says she's nineteen but she's actually not.
• 55:07
  She's not. I think they said she's like twenty eight. Should be breaking
• 55:12
  character, bro, she's actually entertaining. She was speaking French, I said,
• 55:15
  but she's Spanish though, I think French. But she's definitely like she
• 55:20
  had some type of Spanish accent. Sure, so she sounds like Joscelyn.
• 55:23
  Yes she does well? Yeah, ten out of ten, I mean she
• 55:29
  oh, I know it, I know it's yeah. Wow. Entering the
• 55:32
  horny Zone. He's a freak. He's a freak. Yes, yes,
• 55:37
  yes, yes, yes, you see nobody disagreeing with me. It's definitely
• 55:42
  so. I'm trying to figure out who that Spider Man. Thanks for the
• 55:52
  flowers. Wow, I should take them to my uncle Ben. I haven't
• 55:55
  visited Graving so long. And he goes back. I'm yo, somebody shoots
• 56:00
  this fucking loser in between his eyes. Can't wait to see Gwenn again.
• 56:05
  Damn I missed that ass. You guys are danger We're like, you are
• 56:13
  not a video game character, please, And she's weird. But she's making
• 56:16
  money from that. Like no, so like that's that's been a thing.
• 56:20
  It's been a thing, but it's more popular in Japan. I think,
• 56:22
  yeah, so like that the whole like anime costs play like they'd be doing
• 56:27
  that shit, but now the niggas is doing it and they're nigga find it
• 56:29
  and just up Chicken whatnot? Yea, I'm not surprised, it was only
• 56:37
  it was only a matter of time, Chicken, it happened. I can't
• 56:44
  no, no, I swear to God, I don't need to see that,
• 56:46
  bro. I'm like, I'm stick to my girl, pinky doll.
• 56:49
  I'm like, come on now, like now now you talk about tap dancing,
• 56:53
  yeah, I mean dancing damage. Huh no the haven. Let's see
• 57:06
  what he's got for me today. I need your opinion. Fried cinema,
• 57:12
  Friday nicking cinema. Just what me? Oh? Man? What the group
• 57:20
  in the group chat. It's just it's sometimes it's fried chicken cinnamon too much.
• 57:24
  Yeah, sometimes you're trying to do something much, doing too much.
• 57:28
  Man, some things don't need to be just to get sorry to have to
• 57:30
  I just had to get your gauge on it. Keenan m niggas are sick
• 57:44
  called my arteries. I'm coming to adam nigga. Listen, no more.
• 57:52
  Come you ain't gonna be the only one. It's been too long. Kids
• 58:08
  in one last game walks out the sky. Now that actually doesn't look bad.
• 58:20
  It's more like a chicken. If people eat chicken and waffles, you
• 58:23
  can eat sing rolls and chickens the same thing. It's the same thing.
• 58:27
  It's just yeah, look at the same thing. Come on, look at
• 58:30
  look at the mic. Look how last mike big back chicken, pull the
• 58:36
  mike. Don't you come out of the lady don't you look out that chicken.
• 58:42
  Don't you chicken? Your motherfucker, I mean, don't you. It's
• 58:47
  two of your favorite things in the group. Now you see it. It's
• 58:51
  not together like that. Wait, how do you feel about it? It
• 58:54
  looked good talk about that niggas, that niggas eight. He don't got kate
• 59:01
  that they can eat sawed us and feel good in the morning. It's fucking
• 59:06
  body. Don't kick back on bad shit. Yeah, he don't got to
• 59:08
  worry about fucking intake and salt us saw dust is crazy. He shawed us
• 59:14
  the skins and wake up in the morning. He's like, you never had
• 59:19
  that gang gang gang gang gang gang. But they m they somebody put out
• 59:27
  a chart about how much like each gift is worth, and some of them
• 59:30
  range from between like ten cents, like ninety nine cents, but people send
• 59:35
  them literally every second or like multiple at the time at the same time,
• 59:39
  like fifty roses or something like yeah, like yep, they want to.
• 59:44
  I think that they said the most expensive gift was like three hundred and fifty
• 59:46
  thous or something like that. Like you were saying really expensive stuff on tiktime,
• 59:50
  Timblin blowing a bag. But Honestly, that reminds me of like some
• 59:54
  Black Mirror, like you remember those Black early Black Mirror episodes when people are
• 59:59
  just doing stuff the money, yep, like technology stuff like that. Was
• 1:00:02
  like, I know you're talking about five million credits. Yeah on the bikes.
• 1:00:08
  Yeah, it's weird. It's getting. It's we're getting there, We're
• 1:00:13
  getting, We're getting. Yeah, she is fine. You are you on?
• 1:00:20
  I'm on our page. Was looking at on her TikTok. Surprisingly she's
• 1:00:24
  not like she's live right now, licking the air now she's not. Yeah.
• 1:00:30
  Ice cream Yeah, ice cream so good? Ice cream so good.
• 1:00:36
  Yeah, she's finessing. Tommy Chong please leave us, leave another Yeah,
• 1:00:43
  what's up? What's he? He had? Like ads or something from Cheeta
• 1:00:47
  Chong Tommy Chong, disregard, keep on going. What about Tommy Chong?
• 1:00:55
  Uh, he's some some gummies out and the ads on Twitter everywhere everywhere.
• 1:01:00
  Yeah, somebody said he must be the CEO of Twitter. Yeah, I've
• 1:01:07
  never seen so many ads for It's very annoying every day. What kind of
• 1:01:12
  gummies are there? Dummies? Ohway, isn't them shitting like the little white
• 1:01:15
  package? I forget what they look like because I saw a TikTok where you
• 1:01:20
  can buy like fucking much froom gummies like from a store. I'm like,
• 1:01:23
  excuse me, is that even safe? But you don't be on Twitter people
• 1:01:28
  getting a little records with what shrooms? Do? I take you that you
• 1:01:30
  saw that dog with the buck y'all see that the dog ate the bag of
• 1:01:36
  mushrooms? Who that dog was high as hell. I think it was in
• 1:01:38
  the car of rocking, like after get off that boat in another dimension.
• 1:01:45
  It was a good boy. That dog never gonna be the same. Nah,
• 1:01:49
  I'm not gonna throw them out. Oh my god, alright, might
• 1:01:52
  as well kill him as murder it disupposed to get another one. I'm gonna
• 1:02:00
  start talking like Ryan who exactly. Wow, that was pretty crazy. He
• 1:02:07
  gained sentience putting in the notes just ice cream so good, it's hilarious.
• 1:02:12
  Oh I want to I want to got the one thing I want to say.
• 1:02:16
  M hm. So last week we ended the podcast boy oh Yeah with
• 1:02:28
  a discussion about the group flying a Boss. Now. I want to preface
• 1:02:32
  this by saying I will I will preface by saying I probably was a little
• 1:02:37
  bit harsh on those little girls. Uh, not wrong. I will as
• 1:02:40
  I will prove you that I'm very much correct. Um either way, how
• 1:02:45
  correct I am? Hey man, do you think a little black girls I
• 1:02:51
  should just support them because they do their thing, even though that shit stinks
• 1:02:53
  to me? Hello, Christ, this isn't usual. I'm about to sin
• 1:02:58
  again. But but I will say this. This is a micro right now,
• 1:03:02
  But I will say this like somebody speaking like a puppets. You need
• 1:03:12
  to apologize to them girls, yea, quickly gather him, but get him
• 1:03:22
  together. But I will say they're very much industry plants, and I will
• 1:03:28
  prove to you by Zoe flying a boss. These two young women are signed
• 1:03:32
  to a label called v NCLM slash Atlantic under Atlantic Records, right, and
• 1:03:39
  they have been signed to them since roughly February of twenty twenty two, as
• 1:03:50
  early as No Shoe Right. How long is it that you said February February
• 1:03:53
  twenty twenty two is now July almost August of twenty twenty three, so by
• 1:04:00
  over a year they've been signed at least yeah right now now ving this label
• 1:04:05
  has been under Atlantic since about twenty and eleven, so they've had the resources
• 1:04:13
  of Atlantic since the day they signed. No they haven't. No, no,
• 1:04:15
  no, no no, let them finish? Why not finish? Finish?
• 1:04:18
  Why not finish? Keep going going? Okay, they signed to this
• 1:04:23
  who's under Atlantic? Since they've been there? Also, you want to know
• 1:04:28
  who's signed under Atlantic? Meg, miss Elliott, I want to know who's
• 1:04:34
  also signed under Atlantic. Oh, Atlantic's a big label. I'm Megan the
• 1:04:41
  Stallion. Okay, God, Mike. Who's the name of the label that
• 1:04:45
  they're signed to under? Atlantic? V NLCM? What the fuck is that
• 1:04:48
  you think they get? You think they get perks of Atlantic? So they
• 1:04:51
  get perks of that label? Yes, I do, they don't. They've
• 1:04:56
  been signed since twenty twenty two. Nothing was working until they put out the
• 1:04:59
  fucking TikTok because started exactly tell them black women through the streets and started running
• 1:05:04
  nothing wanted black as they are planned because they've been signed through a label.
• 1:05:11
  Okay, Okay, that's not how plans. That's exactly how they work.
• 1:05:15
  That's exactly how they work. You tried shit until you catch them. Hey,
• 1:05:18
  this running? You don't know what that sounds like an artist? That
• 1:05:23
  sounds like it sounds like a label. It sounds like it sounds like a
• 1:05:26
  labeling label. Shit group it's gonna try shit until it's sticks, and then
• 1:05:30
  we see something that sticks, we're gonna put it every fucking well and then
• 1:05:34
  want the sticks. We're gonna put you in the front of the room.
• 1:05:36
  We're fucking Megan the Stallion randomly at that fact because you just get to be
• 1:05:41
  up there, because we got that pool and guess what you're gonna say you
• 1:05:45
  Likesilli, Guess what We're gonna have her run through the street with you too,
• 1:05:48
  because we're all Atlantic and we got you sis. No, you know
• 1:05:53
  not, you know it sounds like Mike, It sounds like they were signed
• 1:05:55
  FIST label and nothing that the label was doing for them was working, so
• 1:05:58
  they finally did something that worked for themselves. They were doing. You don't
• 1:06:01
  think that the label told them, we're gonna just try shit, and then
• 1:06:04
  it was clearly them. This is clearly them. This is clearly that the
• 1:06:09
  label didn't say, yeah, we're gonna make this song or you guys are
• 1:06:11
  gonna run through everywhere, and then it's just like their third Soul. No,
• 1:06:15
  obviously they've had more songs than Sciences. Tweens just come out of nowhere.
• 1:06:18
  They've been came out of nowhere, to you. They came out of
• 1:06:21
  nowhere. They actually did it because you know about sciences February twenty twenty.
• 1:06:27
  So did you know about them last year? No? All right? But
• 1:06:30
  Michael, do you know any artists before they popp No, before they popped?
• 1:06:34
  Did you know Lucky Day was before you popped? No, he's been
• 1:06:38
  around for a long Did you know Neil before he popped? Lucky Day thirty
• 1:06:41
  five? Did you know Neil before he popped? No? Yeah, you
• 1:06:45
  know the fuck you did? And to fucking uh Stay with Me? You
• 1:06:47
  did not know who Neil was. And before Stay with Me, Neil was
• 1:06:51
  writing for years. I knew when you was so sick? So sick was
• 1:06:56
  after Stay with Me? His his first song was say uh stay with me
• 1:07:00
  with fucking uh with Pete Cracks in the street plant because he had a song
• 1:07:03
  with Pea Crack. No, all right, then, Mike, shut up.
• 1:07:08
  You're not making them comparing niggas from two thousand and seven through But fucking
• 1:07:12
  but now, people are signed for labels for years before something actually sticks,
• 1:07:17
  and especially young artists and young artists, they will keep them in until they
• 1:07:21
  find a niche, they find something that works, and they are oh shit,
• 1:07:26
  these motherfuckers over here running through the streets. Keep running through the streets
• 1:07:29
  now, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's working. Keep doing it.
• 1:07:31
  That's what the label did. Keep doing it. Yeah, guess what you're
• 1:07:35
  doing it. We're gonna put you here. So now that what you're doing
• 1:07:41
  is getting traction with us as a label. We're gonna do things to progressive
• 1:07:45
  type people. See you, yes, early before you need to plant would
• 1:07:49
  be Mike the plant. A plant would be if the song came out of
• 1:07:53
  nowhere and then they had no no, no, non't and then they had
• 1:07:56
  a Drake feature on it. That's a plant. No, it's not.
• 1:07:59
  This is then then then being front rowing especially it's not a plant. Them
• 1:08:03
  having Missy Elliott co signed them, it's not a plant. If there if
• 1:08:08
  she was a plant, Missy Elliot would have made the remix Missy Elliot song
• 1:08:13
  would be on the Billboard. Again, Michael, it's because it's not none
• 1:08:16
  of those names. Again, Michael, you don't realize hell fucking social media
• 1:08:19
  and TikTok works right now, they have a whole social media aspect of the
• 1:08:24
  Grammys where like, oh, best song in social Media, because right now
• 1:08:30
  I understand that. So because social media is running shit running. You don't
• 1:08:33
  think a label is cognizant of that, and it's telling these girls are you're
• 1:08:36
  a shot here to do social media shit. So we're gonna try a bunch
• 1:08:41
  of shit until something works. If they were plants, that song would be
• 1:08:44
  on the billboards. I bet you it is. It's not. What's that
• 1:08:51
  song actually called exactly? They are plans, you know, I bet you
• 1:08:56
  it is. I made it something something, something, something cinema. I
• 1:09:01
  honestly forget what it's called. They're not plants. You wish they're not plants
• 1:09:04
  at all. They've been signed to this label and they finally did they finally
• 1:09:09
  did something that works. Of course, the labels gonna push them because they're
• 1:09:13
  all over TikTok. TikTok is just chricenn. I love it, but I'm
• 1:09:21
  not shire. There's a lot of things they ain't fired. That is fired.
• 1:09:26
  But for what the trip is firee sexy tript for what they do,
• 1:09:30
  it's fire, but they're so why is tripuy h? Fire? But they're
• 1:09:34
  sexy? Red the red pitch? Why is sexually fire? But there's not
• 1:09:40
  that hard h. I'll like it and people like that, oh like Mike
• 1:09:45
  likes it. So it's so it's fine, exactly said, I dictate what's
• 1:09:49
  good. It tastes creator him to taste establish. It's called you Wish.
• 1:09:56
  I think. So if you can't find it, it ain't problems. It
• 1:09:59
  ain't know billboards and we're having all this trouble. Probably that Sally ain't on
• 1:10:02
  nobody's billboard. They're not industry plans. Their label. Their label is doing
• 1:10:08
  what they can. Their label hasn't pushed this. They haven't. They haven't
• 1:10:12
  pushed this on this. I don't even know if it's on the radio.
• 1:10:14
  Nobody listens to the radio no more. I wouldn't be surprised if it's not
• 1:10:16
  on the radio, that would be that would be a plant. I haven't
• 1:10:20
  heard it. I don't really listen to the radio. But yeah, I'm
• 1:10:23
  telling you man a mena, that's a plan. That's a plan. People
• 1:10:30
  just don't think like all of a sudden, you know, people can blow
• 1:10:32
  up and then get traction from the celebrities. Exactly whoa did you find it?
• 1:10:43
  Flying The Boss You Wish debut was number one on the US Spotify Viral
• 1:10:45
  one hundred charts Viral charts because they're viral, but not on the regular charts
• 1:10:51
  Spotify one hundred viral charts. Oh so they're number one on the biggest one
• 1:10:56
  of the biggest streaming platform virals, not not the regular say the song,
• 1:11:01
  I don't look it up the Spotify viral charts. See what the song's act
• 1:11:05
  and talibands is probably like number ten, even though it's the biggest song internationally
• 1:11:10
  in the world. That's a playlist. They come on now, they're not
• 1:11:15
  playing bro I'm telling me very much. They were very much if they were
• 1:11:20
  plans, I'm telling you that she would be all over man it is I'm
• 1:11:25
  sorry not you know what song is? Number five? That makes well?
• 1:11:29
  That one makes sense. What's what's that one? Margarita? Oh yeah,
• 1:11:32
  give me one, Margarita, give me too, Margarita, er two,
• 1:11:39
  number two. That's fine, that's you know what The number five song is
• 1:11:43
  the Crusty Crew, the Patrick Starr back on the grill. Well, I'm
• 1:11:48
  back on, Mike, Come on CBS. It's it's on the viral charts,
• 1:11:55
  Mike. Those are not real songs, not real song Oh okay,
• 1:12:00
  okay, DC was happening here. Plants, they are very much so plants.
• 1:12:03
  They're not okay, random movements. They're getting helped by their label.
• 1:12:06
  Yes, that's the whole purpose of a label. That's the point. There's
• 1:12:10
  the whole purpose of a label. We're gonna use our resources to help you,
• 1:12:14
  make us expose you. We'll put you out there, and that's what's
• 1:12:17
  happening. Yes, next plants usually they do more work because I don't think
• 1:12:21
  Atlantic Records was like, hey, run through this, U fucking I believe
• 1:12:29
  why. You can go and check the comment on TikTok. It's some random
• 1:12:30
  people. You comment on TikTok. That's their own. They're literally responding to
• 1:12:35
  comments when they run through places. Okay, they said comment respond to people.
• 1:12:42
  So you think engage with You think the label told them to run plan?
• 1:12:45
  Yes? I yeah, yeah, keep doing what you're doing. Okay.
• 1:12:49
  I think the team told them unt do all that work. That doesn't
• 1:12:54
  make them plants that that sounds like a good label trying to help their All
• 1:13:00
  right, So we're podcast plans because we just kept on making clips that words.
• 1:13:03
  Yes, who's telling us to do that? You m he does cues
• 1:13:14
  the label? Yeah, see why people playing thinks eat a bliss feeling Shut
• 1:13:21
  up? All right? Shkay all right, don't mind if I do bring
• 1:13:30
  yours in the corner. Oh man, dang it, I gotta go in
• 1:13:34
  the comedy. What are we doing? Right? So we done with that
• 1:13:41
  one? Yes, that's please, because I never need to talk about that
• 1:13:45
  again. Yeah, please don't bring out it any more. Thank you.
• 1:13:47
  So Adam twenty two, y'all, Yeah, you want to talk about that's
• 1:13:51
  at the end of the day. Their plans. We'll go ahead. That's
• 1:13:54
  what Mike thinks. Only Mike, thank you, only Mike y Yeah,
• 1:13:58
  so yeah, Adam out so for I know we talked about the last time.
• 1:14:01
  But ever since then, the interview came out with Jason Loved and the
• 1:14:05
  girl. And this is the only part of the interview that actually even matters.
• 1:14:09
  I didn't see the rest of it, but this is the only thing
• 1:14:12
  matter. She asked if the cream pie part was like planned, and Jason
• 1:14:15
  Love told it exactly how I was. He said, no, I just
• 1:14:19
  did that shit he first. He said, yeah, it felt like she
• 1:14:25
  hadn't been stretched out like that in a wild that's a wild it's a wild
• 1:14:30
  thing to say. Knowing that a woman is married. That doesn't matter.
• 1:14:33
  Yeah, that's not wild. She's a I mean yes, but he's just
• 1:14:38
  still he's just saying things just to say. But she wasn't having sex with
• 1:14:41
  other women though, I mean other men. It was before before, yeah,
• 1:14:45
  yeah, yeah, before she got married. But now that she's married,
• 1:14:48
  and you say she hasn't been stretched out for a long time, don't
• 1:14:54
  do these point stars are married. But I think the reason is a context.
• 1:14:58
  The reason this was a big deal is because she hasn't fucked anybody else.
• 1:15:01
  And he said, she said yes, and he said yes to Jason
• 1:15:04
  Love, the nigga who has a third fucking land. Listen, my man,
• 1:15:08
  Adam just not meet it up like that. This, Yeah, most
• 1:15:12
  people won't meet it up like that. Most people are not. Majority of
• 1:15:15
  people of the world does not have that. But that's neither in there.
• 1:15:21
  But the fact that he said that, him not being meeting up like that
• 1:15:26
  does not make him special. Yeah. Wait, he's amongst a lot of
• 1:15:31
  people, yeah, who are not meeting up like that. Not everyone stretching
• 1:15:35
  it out. That, everybody stretched it out. But the fact that he
• 1:15:38
  said it so yeah, so casually she had to be stretched out, well,
• 1:15:43
  so it kind of went numbing there. Yeah, you know, he
• 1:15:46
  said, I was giving and I hate how he just insists he kept going.
• 1:15:50
  He insists on referring to the penis as a Glizzie, like I never
• 1:15:55
  time, I think it's pretty Lizzie. Actually to give the Glizzie Lizzie anytime.
• 1:16:00
  Sometimes when I put my Glyzzie out, I gave it the Glizzie and
• 1:16:02
  she was sucking on the Glizzie. Nigga, what the fuckings like a fucking
• 1:16:11
  the niggas, not the niggas slow. All the blood from his brain goes
• 1:16:15
  to that fucking goes to the fucking, fucking buthemous fucking baseball bat and pendulum.
• 1:16:26
  No, it's not even a baseball back, that's a cricket bat.
• 1:16:31
  That motherfucking nine iron Jesus great. So she asked if the creepy fire was
• 1:16:39
  playing, and that's what he goes on his brand, talking about how his
• 1:16:42
  dick went numb and all this other shit, like you know, I was
• 1:16:45
  in that, I was, and I was it was going on so long.
• 1:16:49
  Yeah, it's just been. It was just so long, so strong
• 1:16:54
  that I just I don't even my mother. Glizzie went numb and then at
• 1:16:57
  some point I didn't even know what happened. So you just gotta feel the
• 1:17:00
  vibe and he just you know, you just feel the energy and all this
• 1:17:04
  shit. He's like, do you feel like you fucked h better than ablutly
• 1:17:09
  we most obvious obviously yes, I did not see that part. He's like,
• 1:17:15
  obviously, yes, yes, I sucked him better. I was like,
• 1:17:17
  oh, fuckn't she she fucking ate it too at the end. Yeah,
• 1:17:23
  He's like, yeah, she got freaking with He's like, she got
• 1:17:26
  into the moment, she got some tiger moment. I'm like, god,
• 1:17:30
  damn, boy, I'm like somebody the slow was getting what you know,
• 1:17:33
  what the Lord give us and he take it away. Boy, I tell
• 1:17:35
  you, absolutely do that motherfucker gave me that motherfucker gave him motherfucker hendshy white
• 1:17:42
  bottle for a dick. But sure that nigga don't got two nickels to rubbing
• 1:17:46
  his brain. He got a monkey in that bitch clapping was simple, bro,
• 1:17:51
  that motherfucking brain. It is like that mother like motherfucking ginger got CTE
• 1:17:58
  from doing porn. I think it's not smart. I couldn't. I couldn't
• 1:18:02
  be at it, especially like first of all, doing that is already like
• 1:18:06
  but you you know, he married a port star. He's a porn star,
• 1:18:11
  So I guess. I guess. You know she's gonna fuck other people.
• 1:18:13
  That's one. That's one thing. But for somebody to do an interview
• 1:18:15
  after the ship goes completely viral and he's just like talking about your wife like
• 1:18:20
  this man, it's all part of the game, I guess. But then
• 1:18:23
  she even when he interviewed her on his podcast and she was like, yeah,
• 1:18:27
  it was definitely sore for like three four days. It's all part of
• 1:18:30
  the gimmick. Man. It was leaning hard. Yeah. I think he
• 1:18:34
  said it was easy to come back to your dick. Yeah, she said,
• 1:18:39
  wait, what I mean, that's not what happened when you stick a
• 1:18:40
  telephone Pony said. She said it was easy to coming back to you.
• 1:18:43
  He's like, he's nothing. Now. I hadn't been to Mount killer Banjaro
• 1:18:48
  to the top, like you said, you don't don't need. I have
• 1:18:51
  gone to the mountains. I've been to the top of the mountain, and
• 1:18:57
  then I've seen that big old dick is bad and it's not for me.
• 1:19:00
  I just wouldn't. I wouldn't want anybody to fuck my wife. I feel
• 1:19:04
  like that's not a crazy request, but he's a cut thing. Yeah,
• 1:19:10
  the thing, I know it's a thing, but man getting cut out in
• 1:19:15
  public is. But there's a different type of king shaming. Go to poorho
• 1:19:18
  right now? Is it? I know, I know it's the video of
• 1:19:21
  a nigga driving. Why his wife is getting in the back. Yeah,
• 1:19:26
  but we understand that the real interviews with the day, we're saying that Nigga
• 1:19:29
  is weird. Yeah, he's weird though many reasons, And I guess people
• 1:19:34
  don't want to. People just want to king shaming. I'm chaming that king.
• 1:19:38
  You are fucking weird. There's a king shaming? Is that? I
• 1:19:44
  hate that shit. It's some ship that's weird and we could call it where
• 1:19:46
  like Nigga, if you played with Scatt and Pe, you're fucking weird.
• 1:19:50
  You need to be banished to the other, to the other motherfucking dimension.
• 1:19:59
  Keep get this guy, you see right? She said she came out the
• 1:20:06
  next day or the day after, says she was just peeing. She like
• 1:20:10
  she was pretty. She sat like the pe on myself. I'm like,
• 1:20:13
  yeah, bitch barely hasn't drank no water and you're weird. She like she
• 1:20:16
  was leaking w D forty. She was disgusting, pissing consam egos, dirty
• 1:20:24
  bitch, Mike. She has a song called Cosgo. I know then she
• 1:20:30
  actually makes music. The song's not bad, but um, like I said,
• 1:20:33
  she's from Delaware. By the way, he didn't know the fucking,
• 1:20:35
  the whole, the whole thing I was. I had to explain the Adam
• 1:20:40
  twenty two situations for some reason. I don't know how it came up,
• 1:20:44
  but during my lunch break I had explained the Adam twenty break to my supervisor
• 1:20:51
  at work, and they asked you because they're like, Mike, you're young,
• 1:20:55
  So this is why you're Mike. You're a fucking perfected degenerate plugged into
• 1:21:02
  the devanc of the Internet. We know you've seen the video. You know
• 1:21:06
  the WiFi we can, We know the viruses contract your IP. You know
• 1:21:12
  the incognito browser doesn't really do much right. We know we see, we
• 1:21:17
  see what you do. You know you can watch Airplane to the TV in
• 1:21:21
  the bad porn at work. You watch a little porn at work. I'm
• 1:21:27
  not trouble at all, but please, So I'm sitting that I'm sitting in
• 1:21:32
  my bunch is me and like two other co workers in my in my boss,
• 1:21:36
  one of my bosses supervisor or whatever. And then one of my other
• 1:21:41
  black dude working there, he was like, hey, yo, Mike,
• 1:21:44
  you heard about this Adam twenty two situation very loudly, and that prompts somebody
• 1:21:47
  to go, what are you talking about. We start talking about like that's
• 1:21:51
  crazy. I want to let nobody do that, my white blah blah blah,
• 1:21:55
  and then my supervisor goes, what do you mean? And I'm like,
• 1:21:58
  well, all right, was like I was like, all right,
• 1:22:00
  all right, gis alright, alright, alright, Beth. I'm gonna use
• 1:22:05
  Beth to protect her anonymity. Beth. Uh, I want to have to
• 1:22:11
  get graphic right now. But Adam twenty two is a podcaster, h slash
• 1:22:18
  interviewer. He made uh he married a porn star. Here she goes,
• 1:22:27
  and I go, yeah, so Dave, he was also doing porn for
• 1:22:30
  a little while. And for a while, the situation was he she wasn't
• 1:22:33
  shooting with other guys, and they would do stuff with girls, like they
• 1:22:36
  actually have a podcast where they interview girls and then they do a scene right
• 1:22:42
  after. Oh okay, okay, no. She was liking that, and
• 1:22:45
  I was like don't ask me how I know. She's like, I won't
• 1:22:46
  and I said, good man. At some point I guess they agreed upon
• 1:22:53
  that. It was the situation where it's okay that she shoots a scene with
• 1:22:58
  somebody else, another man, and it's the first time this just happened,
• 1:23:00
  and since they've been married. And then I told her. I was like,
• 1:23:06
  yeah, this is this guy named Jason Love. And then the other
• 1:23:12
  coworker was like, yeah, he's a BBC, to which my super red
• 1:23:18
  goes, what's the BBC? Oh no, she knew I had to go.
• 1:23:23
  Well, she probably didn't. She was like, she's like in her
• 1:23:26
  mid fifties. She probably she knows what come on. She's a Catholic woman
• 1:23:31
  in her she probably doesn't know what a big black exactly. She know exactly
• 1:23:38
  what a big black conca. She was just trying to save face. What's
• 1:23:42
  the BBC? The network? Nah, bitch, you know what channeled?
• 1:23:46
  She was over there trying to save face. She was actually over to get
• 1:23:49
  voice. Whether you believe it or not, there's people who don't know what
• 1:23:53
  that is. I tell you one thing, I don't want to explain that
• 1:23:56
  shit to my supervisor. Yeah, but I did and I was like,
• 1:23:58
  all right, it's a big black you know. And then another girl goes,
• 1:24:02
  it's a big black cock. How many people are in this people?
• 1:24:06
  Okay, this is the first this is the first time of this other girl.
• 1:24:11
  Yes, it was like it's a big black cock. Yeah, I
• 1:24:15
  just wanted to show you that. And then I was like, yes,
• 1:24:18
  this guy, he's Jesus love. He's kind of big into the porn world.
• 1:24:21
  And I was like, I was like, he's he's he's a substantial
• 1:24:28
  man. He can't use it as a kickstand, like he's a big boy
• 1:24:34
  like. And then that prompted the other girl to look him up on the
• 1:24:41
  phone while in there, and she goes, oh my god, and I
• 1:24:46
  was like yeah. The girl says she was sore for like three days,
• 1:24:48
  and she was like three days. I'd be out for three months. Look
• 1:24:54
  at this thing. And it was it's break rooms and break it's like the
• 1:25:02
  same. Yeah. So she's like, oh my god, and like the
• 1:25:08
  girls my superd she had like a you know, one of the one leader
• 1:25:12
  coke bottles. She's like, bad, it's like a coke bottle. And
• 1:25:15
  she looked like oh. She literally like oh wow. And she's like yeah,
• 1:25:21
  and I'm like, yeah, so that's that happened, and like and
• 1:25:25
  the worst part is and then I'm telling her like, yeah, so that
• 1:25:29
  they shot the scene in whatever and yeah, and then the other guy that
• 1:25:32
  I was talking to originally goes dah and then he then he come inside her.
• 1:25:35
  I was like, this guy to tell the guy. Damn, I'm
• 1:25:43
  like, you keep part, Mike, you left out the best part.
• 1:25:50
  And I was like yeah. She was like yeah, and I was like,
• 1:25:57
  yeah, he did not pull out and she goes, he wasn't wearing
• 1:26:00
  a condom. I was like, no, he wasn't. No man,
• 1:26:02
  he was not no man. Oh hell no, this is a black woman.
• 1:26:08
  That was a white white woman, white Catholic. Yeah, white Cato.
• 1:26:12
  I'm about to say Delco woman, just like I had to explain all
• 1:26:15
  this day. And she was just like yeah, She's like yeah, so
• 1:26:20
  that's how that's what that happened to me today. And I then she watched
• 1:26:24
  it tonight. She she she went home hot and heavy and gave her husband
• 1:26:28
  the best time of his life. Wow, I want to move on.
• 1:26:33
  We can if she comes and floating tomorrow, you know why, Yeah,
• 1:26:38
  I think I'm gonna call out your morning, Michael. I'm calling out.
• 1:26:42
  I saw it. I'm calling it. I saw it, Mike. Thanks
• 1:26:45
  for the suggesting. I watched it. Thanks for the hint, So Michael,
• 1:26:48
  that uh Jason love guy. Thanks for the notting, Mike. No,
• 1:26:51
  she didn't make a joke. And I was like, so, what's
• 1:26:54
  his name? How do you spell it? Luv? You did? Luv
• 1:27:04
  it is luv it is luv it is. I was like the Glizzer,
• 1:27:13
  like, listen, niggaslizz niggas remedial, but listen with the Glizzer, I'd
• 1:27:19
  be I'd be acting like that. Damn mind even things I followed him on
• 1:27:25
  TikTok. You're taking away off my smarts. If you give me something like
• 1:27:27
  that, Yeah, you can do me like the space. Just just give
• 1:27:31
  me that return, give me some long around here like Forrest Gum. You're
• 1:27:36
  not a smart man, but I have a big ass deck Jedi and that
• 1:27:42
  far out. Yeah. But I know what love is and I'm like a
• 1:27:50
  horse Jedi. Okay, yep. M I had to strip it to my
• 1:28:00
  fire Jenne and I wasn't running. When I run, it chased my pants.
• 1:28:08
  I could only wear tracks pants because the shorts are too short because I
• 1:28:14
  poked out the tip. Hey them, you got some questions, of course
• 1:28:17
  I do, because the real question is how much meat do it I get?
• 1:28:23
  I got a reserve out of my pants because when I went to Vietnam,
• 1:28:27
  Bubba saying, I had to tie that thing around my waist because if
• 1:28:30
  I let it out, the viet Cong might think it was a snake and
• 1:28:34
  showed it. There's a snake in my boot. There's a snake on my
• 1:28:39
  dep Uh. Hey, Jenna, let's play a game open mic night,
• 1:28:53
  and we got some questions. Yeah, let's get to it. Let's start
• 1:28:57
  off real light. Nice. I knew the answer for one of these,
• 1:29:00
  but it's only gonna be a one, so it's a lot of noise.
• 1:29:06
  What are you guys? Top Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network shows just one. You
• 1:29:12
  have to pick one, SpongeBob, all right? Then the other one?
• 1:29:16
  Oh a Cartoon Network the number one show. That's hard. Cartoon Networks a
• 1:29:27
  little bit harder. Um, it's not Keenan. You can SpongeBob. That
• 1:29:33
  was gonna go, hey, Arnold, same as mine. Actually isn't edd
• 1:29:40
  and Eddie though that I wasn't even thinking about what you never heard that sound
• 1:29:45
  effect on Eddie. I don't remember it. What is that the nigga?
• 1:29:53
  Don't do this? It's not favorite. Oh man. I was gonna say
• 1:30:03
  courage honestly, I was honestly encouraged. I was too afraid. No,
• 1:30:08
  I don't be scared. He was afraid of courage. Bro. The Return
• 1:30:11
  to Slab episode return, A lot of it was very creepy. Is this
• 1:30:15
  camera on me? Look? That's what got me. That's what got me
• 1:30:16
  blocked by Kate Michelle because I said she looked like returns she did in that
• 1:30:23
  big she did. You found it that fast because I've looked it up before
• 1:30:29
  and I played it a lot. Please tell me. I promise you're gonna
• 1:30:31
  remember this. No, I did not remember. Somebody and I looked at
• 1:30:46
  what it means. It's like, that's what so it mean't say? They
• 1:30:54
  said, I looked at the mind. He said, more noise. But
• 1:31:01
  it's in English. It translates the Japanese forgive my excessive use of force,
• 1:31:05
  but you leave me no choice, my friend, more attack all of that.
• 1:31:15
  Okay, Okay, I can't what do you want? Okay? Okay?
• 1:31:24
  The video that they're doing this, okay. It was a Conundian.
• 1:31:35
  I don't remember that, bro, don't shout. That might be the episode
• 1:31:44
  name. If you can spell come back here now it has to be a
• 1:31:51
  Japanese you have oh you use the Japanese characters? Yes, good luck?
• 1:32:01
  Oh my god, docu my lead cures them back. What the fuck is
• 1:32:09
  this? Never mind? Never mind? And then you're just sitting the clip.
• 1:32:12
  Oh my god. CZ So the crazy thing is the title is gonna
• 1:32:15
  be a Japanese but the art is gonna be rest podcast Niga real real Niga
• 1:32:28
  s Oh gosh, good time, fun ge on it. Not that city
• 1:32:34
  NTS podcast? What's podcast? That podcast? Song? That time? Okay,
• 1:32:42
  don't by all that? Oh my gosh, doing four day five?
• 1:32:48
  What's that show called U? Good job? Like, what's that show Sailor
• 1:32:56
  Moon? No? So there's an American rendition of it where like they go
• 1:32:59
  through the obstacle course and like the unbeatable bosom guy no XC yeah yeah,
• 1:33:05
  same thing something like that, and they had the Kenny Blankenship was the host.
• 1:33:10
  That was his name. It was two Japanese guys like and like yes
• 1:33:13
  and like they get up there, come up like I put my past this
• 1:33:17
  morning, I cheat on my taxes. My mom doesn't know I'm here the
• 1:33:26
  like I still clump that bro that she used to come. Oh, I'm
• 1:33:31
  I'm not to show my age that she used to come on G four.
• 1:33:34
  Yes, G four and Spike TV. But I watched on Watch four.
• 1:33:40
  I watched on G four because four was a ship after G four. You
• 1:33:44
  know it came on Naked Poker, the horny ship. You ever watched?
• 1:33:49
  What who they used to get horny late night? Help me? I'm jay
• 1:33:56
  it's some old nigga shit. Yeah, it was like Naked Poker or something
• 1:33:58
  like that. It was a good. Yeah, it's good. Bobs four
• 1:34:00
  had yo Broo the one used to wash that shit in tears. Bro.
• 1:34:04
  That show was bro my brother watch hilarious. They would get up there just
• 1:34:10
  waxx. Alright, alright, yeah, I guess my turn to get the
• 1:34:16
  kitchen by Next question. Next question, which one of you knuckle drags down
• 1:34:34
  the side My ass is sticking l's choice? Boo? Okay? Which one
• 1:34:44
  of you knuckle dragon negrodians runs the TikTok page? I hope you know we
• 1:34:47
  can see who you all choose to follow, and that Milk of Magnesia couple's
• 1:34:51
  page with the big chested broad. It seems very off brand for you guys.
• 1:34:58
  Who who who's doing Who did that? I'm about to check right now.
• 1:35:01
  This is I'm about to say, like right now, who did that?
• 1:35:05
  You don't have it right. Let's actually, when we're talking about social
• 1:35:12
  media, we're following ten people who someone must have done it in an accident?
• 1:35:16
  Who followed Gary? Sorry? Gary, I'm following my sister too,
• 1:35:24
  my sister more cat. Who is this? Who is who did this?
• 1:35:28
  Somebody who owned up? It had to be because she followed us? Probably
• 1:35:33
  not and we can't. He was on the wrong page. She doesn't because
• 1:35:36
  he was on the wrong Dude, got courb got him, got him four
• 1:35:42
  k. It must be him that was sending me on He got you a
• 1:35:45
  bitch? Gotcha? Yeah, sorry, jass, you're getting a boot too.
• 1:35:49
  But she doesn't. She got the But who the fuck is Broder Washington?
• 1:35:57
  Now that now the Broger Washington that had to come from me? That
• 1:36:00
  was accident? Who is a guy used to work with? Okay? Moving
• 1:36:09
  no like you know how like you said, like people like text your links
• 1:36:12
  just open up, TikTok and webons. I want to talk. I want
• 1:36:15
  to talk about social media real quick. I want to talk about niggas using
• 1:36:18
  that. We need the use of the Twitter page. It's getting ridiculous.
• 1:36:25
  What what do you mean we could tell, we could tell who's running the
• 1:36:28
  page. What do you mean that they'd be like, you know, m
• 1:36:35
  ja'son the move for some feet, y'all, that guy some feet? Like,
• 1:36:42
  hey, man, listen to the pot I don't know why you should
• 1:36:45
  listen to that guy. That nigga is heinously switching out here. He's choosing
• 1:36:51
  this ship for his own fucking nefarious deeds. And I'm like, day like
• 1:36:58
  this nigga is working, My boy, you'll be giving them a man secrets
• 1:37:04
  like what you're doing. So I nobody and obvious to you. Any if
• 1:37:13
  any girl says, you know that their brains in their feet, it's fair
• 1:37:20
  enough. We don't want to talk about other uses of up like sitting that
• 1:37:27
  smooth brothers. The Instagram page. Oh, we're just throwing stones now,
• 1:37:33
  Oh we're just getting one's not because Michael don't got no passwords. You had
• 1:37:40
  the passwords, Michael, I don't remember them. Oh god, you don't
• 1:37:43
  remember all right? Who's using Instagram? Into the next question, we already
• 1:37:51
  talked about it before. The lead the name search history Jesse Smatt. Oh,
• 1:38:05
  no, that's the question starts with Jesse Smallett. I know you guys
• 1:38:09
  spoke on the case in the past. Hilarious commentary but to be recently released
• 1:38:14
  an in depth docuseries that was curious what collective opinions on the black black officials
• 1:38:19
  involved were, specifically Kim Fox's first black woman's state attorney for Chicago and Eddie
• 1:38:25
  Johnson, the retired chief of police. Additionally, commentary on the Nigerian brothers,
• 1:38:30
  I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna lie to I'm not gonna hold you.
• 1:38:32
  We're too far away from me to remove from that to remember any of those
• 1:38:36
  of those people I know, but documentary about that as we docuseries on t
• 1:38:42
  I mean, just because they're black doesn't mean they don't have to do their
• 1:38:45
  jobs. Yeah black stuff. Yeah you still gotta do. But and I
• 1:38:47
  understand, like you know, everything that went obviously the nigga is not okay.
• 1:38:51
  In order to go through that, you're not something's not there, you
• 1:38:55
  know what I'm saying. Something's going wrong in your head for you to come
• 1:38:59
  up with that whole resort to that Yeah, it resorts to that and think
• 1:39:01
  people are actually gonna believe it. You're paying these people, like you're not
• 1:39:03
  okay, so for two be to go out their way and make a documentious
• 1:39:08
  about that, like because people think that everything now and they now need a
• 1:39:12
  documentary. Yeah, that's one of the things. Like he's He's like,
• 1:39:15
  not everything needs a documentary. We're past that. He lied, man,
• 1:39:18
  let it let it go. I'm sorry, Like, let it go.
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  I don't think any real anybody has a reason to bully that man anymore.
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  Like, let it go. Don't the way to talk about that nigga exactly.
• 1:39:28
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• 1:39:32
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• 1:39:35
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  two block. Nigga's not well. Niggas that niggas on here, nipnop,
• 1:39:58
  nip n that's fun. Say zip the neighboring planets and the same galaxy.
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  see. What we could tell is moving the speed. M hmm. I'm
• 1:40:16
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• 1:40:26
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• 1:40:36
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• 1:40:41
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• 1:40:58
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• 1:41:02
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• 1:41:08
  bullying the bully. So yeah, it's it's it's big boy gotten off for
• 1:41:14
  him. Nothing fucking we're gonna stick gusts on him. What's the little fucking
• 1:41:18
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• 1:41:28
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• 1:41:30
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• 1:42:02
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• 1:42:34
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• 1:42:40
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• 1:42:46
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  y'all talked about how long y'all could last in the interrogation room. But
• 1:43:45
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  Get me home, get getting me out of here. It might be better
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  off here, all right? Not last? Next question. If y'all could
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  comment on one major disaster in history, which would it be? Comment It's
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  know what I'm saying, Oh my god, just the rubble landy. It's
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  going into the one tower exploses from the bottom. That's kind of weird,
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  a little, a little strange, little strange. Oh my god. The
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  it's rubble everywhere. It's like it's like Americas is smoking a big pack and
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  It's a big traversy, just like the traversy that's going on here. I
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  when I was nice, what the fuck are you talking about this?
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  shold have something called the TSA and that would check people for a war.
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  Come on, they would't even let these brown people on the plane in the
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  first phase. How do you even get ten box cutters onto the path?
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  How do you even do that? If I was in charge, if I
• 1:47:45
  ran the League of the Airplanes, that would be that would be a technical
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  foul and a trip to jail instantly. Mark Jackson I know there's some batties
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  on that plane. I know. No disrespect, no disrespect. Mm hmm.
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  Knock it out the park. Reggie Millill just be talking about random.
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  She was talking about just when I was a pilot. When I was a
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  pilot, no one hijacked any of my planese. Shut shut the up,
• 1:48:14
  nigga, shut up. You need the plane. He played you. You
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  flew planes thirty years ago, Reggie, we don't care single engine planes at
• 1:48:21
  that. Shut you had one trick, nigga, fuck out of here exactly.
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  You couldn't even get couldn't even fly the best, and your sister flew
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  bad planes better than you. Nigga backs shut up. Weren't even the best
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  pilot in your house. Huh, well that doesn't work anymore. This is
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  that story. When he came back, he's like yeah. He's like,
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  yeah, I scored fifty points in my high school game. And then I
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  a hundred. Yeah, she was like third, Ye shut up, Reggie.
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  saw that. Man, everything's zesty. I don't even know who that I
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  think. I think here somebody listened to the podcast. Yeah, if you
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  are a shout out to you if you're not, fuck you nigga? Wait,
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  what how would he ever hear? It'll feel it? Philip Vibes M.
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  will? Somebody spraying down? Let's say you were ten years old when YouTube
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  first came out. What where some of the ship you were putting in the
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  just probably boom sex, sex, Yeah, definitely did that before porn
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  on YouTube? Yeah, yeah, it was new. Say see what pops
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  up videos? Porn? First of all, we're preteen men, young men,
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  and you had a stream a site where it's videos from a cause or
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  ass, but yeah, not sure what but you get, but you know,
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  was definitely typing it all type of wild ship. M hmm. I wanted
• 1:50:55
  to talk about that damn fox. Remember that fox, the video of the
• 1:50:59
  fox that's creepy looking ass fox. Oh yeah, the fox that didn't even
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  like it like an mpcah look crazy, excuse me it was. Let me
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  look at it. It's like a really rare uh yeah, that's what we
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  also were supposed to do, like rare animals. So this this, uh,
• 1:51:15
  it was like a really rare form of a fox or rare whatever that
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  has that weird face, had like a big head, like the head didn't
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  look real. The eyes were like kind of like far apart. It didn't
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  even like a real animal. Oh it looked like it was missing a promosome,
• 1:51:28
  yes, kind of exactly. Yeah, it had an extra chromosome.
• 1:51:31
  Yeah. Yeah, here it is one of the Tibetan fox. Yeah,
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  Tibetan fox. That's it. Yeah that sh look absolutely that fox looked like
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  its bite. Yeah, well it definitely, but it is a fucking fox.
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  It's head is this box is far too big. It looks like but
• 1:51:49
  you know what they said, someone said like this looks exactly like those old
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  drawings of foxes. Like, yeah, what fox was they looking at?
• 1:51:56
  It was this? This? This nigga? What was he? Somebody said
• 1:52:00
  that that fox was untrustworthy. He definitely that fox looks like looks like name
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  whoa uh black falcon? Anthony Mackie smirking like Anthony Mackie. What does the
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  Anthony Mackie know? That fox got something up with sleeve. That fox is
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  looking crazy, look like a fifth if handsome squirtreod was a fox. This
• 1:52:26
  fox is not really. I don't know what that is, but that fox
• 1:52:31
  isn't a real I wanted to know who she saw though they never showed it.
• 1:52:36
  I heard that was like a bit, but the thing is a bit.
• 1:52:42
  Yeah, but she's gone missing. Oh her social media has been deleted.
• 1:52:48
  So how was it a bit? Because she she obviously found out she
• 1:52:53
  was supposed to see now the government all right, keen people got her.
• 1:52:58
  Oh because now we haven't heard it from her sins and everybody on that plane
• 1:53:02
  landed, everybody got their luggage. What about her luggage? Where did her
• 1:53:06
  luggage go? Man? Probably to her house. So she was talking about
• 1:53:10
  somebody not being real whole time. She wasn't even real that was the problem.
• 1:53:15
  He's all right, but she's not real. M pretty much all we're
• 1:53:20
  talking about the foxes. What's the biggest animal you could be in a fight,
• 1:53:26
  the biggest wild animal. I feel like we answered this. We did
• 1:53:29
  this already, Are you sure? Yeah? Are you positive? Yeah?
• 1:53:32
  We didn't, because what's the biggest animal you could be? And we talked
• 1:53:35
  about this before, but I don't think it was only podcast. No,
• 1:53:39
  we did. I'd probably see like a fox or a wolf. Yeah,
• 1:53:41
  and that's exactly what you said. Definitely not a wolf. I think you
• 1:53:44
  said a fox. I'm pretty sure I said a fox too. But I'm
• 1:53:48
  gonna chaine my answer to a deer. I'm just gonna beat up a deer.
• 1:53:53
  Well, Connor, dear pussy doesn't matter. Hand to hand, hand
• 1:53:57
  to hand, you're getting, you're getting. I'm looking you now. I
• 1:54:00
  don't beat the fuck out of a deer. The talking baby is roll stomping
• 1:54:03
  your ass. Fuck baby, you're gonna say that while Benny, we're looking
• 1:54:08
  at me on that bitch, Bro, you're gonna be that's the biggest animal
• 1:54:15
  I'll put the sleep. I'll put a deer to sleep. Bro, dere
• 1:54:18
  can't do nothing. If I put it in a headlock, It'll just start
• 1:54:23
  running. Say well, not if I got a fucking headlock. Oh my
• 1:54:26
  gosh, and let that ship buck. It won't buck if I'm behind it,
• 1:54:30
  keenan, it can't buck. Do you think you're strong than the deer?
• 1:54:32
  If I got in the headlock, it's not breathing. You think you're
• 1:54:34
  strong in there? If I have a deer in the headlock. I don't
• 1:54:38
  think I'm strong in the deer. But I don't know. If I put
• 1:54:40
  a deer in the headlock and I'm not letting go silver, I'm I choke
• 1:54:45
  the fun out of that, dear. So I'm gonna go opposite. I'm
• 1:54:47
  gonna say a wild turkey okay, because that's something I can grab by his
• 1:54:55
  neck, and I know I can firmly keep graphs this niggas think he's holding
• 1:54:58
  a deer, and deer like they gotta lose that. I could just break
• 1:55:00
  it if I'm looking. That's just all muscle. I could just break it.
• 1:55:03
  You've never seen a fat deer. No, no, you've never seen
• 1:55:08
  a fat deer. Either way, it's my life or the deer's life.
• 1:55:11
  And that deer is walking away victorious. No he's not. Okay, listen,
• 1:55:16
  not listen. I've had arguments with past co workers saying that I've run
• 1:55:20
  a grizzly bay if the grizz baar is trying to eat me, and I'm
• 1:55:23
  like, and you believe that, don't you? And the forest I'm shaking
• 1:55:27
  a shit out the exactly you see that, you said, you're shaking a
• 1:55:30
  force or shake a bear in the forest. So so for bear, barry
• 1:55:36
  stander his way out the forest, and for bear is followed. It's chasing
• 1:55:41
  me through these woods back here. I'm good. But this nigga think that
• 1:55:44
  he's gonna put a deer in the headlock which more which more likely to happened,
• 1:55:49
  probably, I don't even know they're both listeners, y'all put this in
• 1:55:53
  the comments. Me shaking a bear and then what a forest? I'm saying,
• 1:55:58
  what it open field? That bear out my ass? Me, he's
• 1:56:00
  shaking the shit out of a bear and a wooded forced his head this nigga
• 1:56:05
  holding up where the bear lives in the headlock where the bear lives, he
• 1:56:12
  can't. So if the bear happens to be on a farm, oh keenan
• 1:56:15
  got it. But if the bears in his natural habitat and Kenny out of
• 1:56:18
  run froment, he's gonna should shake him. Simple, You think you're stronger
• 1:56:23
  than the deer. I did just say I was stronger than the deer.
• 1:56:24
  I just said I would choke the funk out of a deer. And that
• 1:56:26
  motherfucking gonna barrel rope right out. That bitch neck broken right out as soon
• 1:56:30
  as it tries. I don't think so. If that shit barrel rolls,
• 1:56:33
  it's whatever way the head goes, it's just turn it more that way.
• 1:56:36
  So you're obviously talking about it. Think you're underestimating to it. He obviously
• 1:56:41
  talking about a deer that just came out the coach that can't walk. I
• 1:56:44
  think the deer's underestimating the strength of me because it would probably drop his front
• 1:56:50
  legs roll And you think I'm a let go? Where are you gonna be?
• 1:56:56
  You're holding on like Steve Irwin, This nick gonna be flying on a
• 1:57:00
  ack of a deer while the ship's running, his leg's gonna be if I
• 1:57:02
  have that bitch in a headlock. Trust me, it's not running far.
• 1:57:04
  Because I wish we could test. I wish we could. I'll tell you
• 1:57:09
  I'll not let go. Somebody can visualize it. Whoever's listen to this,
• 1:57:14
  they visualize if I haven't dear by the juggler, and I'm not letting go.
• 1:57:19
  You want to get to that position, but you want to know what
• 1:57:21
  they're visualizing. They're realizing. And the cartoons when the fucking cartoon characters be
• 1:57:26
  holding on the things while the thing is running and they leg just flapping in
• 1:57:29
  the air, you're not doing shit to that deer. Probably not, Boy,
• 1:57:34
  you got your rabbit ass mind. And we're talking about deer right now.
• 1:57:36
  Kenny, you just said you would shake a bear. You're saying you'll
• 1:57:39
  put a deer in the headlock. I mean, yeah, it seemed very
• 1:57:45
  I'm sorry, I've seemed highly unlikely than well. Good luck to both of
• 1:57:50
  you, gentlemen, to do it on your animal endeavors, because when listen,
• 1:57:57
  that turkey's getting sucked up. Oh yeah, you can just grab it
• 1:58:00
  and snap his neck. Facts it's done. Snapped the neck of a turkey.
• 1:58:05
  I can't pick up a deer with one hand, don't motherucker's gotta pick
• 1:58:09
  up a big ass turkey. Get the fire. So he thinks you can't
• 1:58:13
  pick up a turkey, but he's putting. He's putting that deer in the
• 1:58:15
  headlock. So obviously he calling you pussy. You know what I'm saying.
• 1:58:18
  I'm saying, no, no, no, he just called you pussy.
• 1:58:19
  I'm saying what I'm saying, turn be running around, don't be running around
• 1:58:29
  now. You just said it like you're just going that's how you said it.
• 1:58:31
  Yeah, probably just like you're gonna yoke up this deer. I say
• 1:58:35
  I was gonna do like that. All right. Good Look you're talking like
• 1:58:40
  you're about to put like your nephew in the headlock, like come here,
• 1:58:42
  a little niddy like m hmm, I trust my strength, good luck?
• 1:58:46
  All right. Next question, what's the dumbest reason you got to to chick
• 1:58:51
  four? This bitch told me her favorite rapper was pit Bull and she was
• 1:58:55
  black and from Maryland. That feel like, you know the girl, that's
• 1:59:05
  not the same person. Okay, um, I thought we had it.
• 1:59:10
  We we somebody's asked this before, but it wasn't the same person obviously that
• 1:59:14
  that last person. But we got a whole TikTok about we do. Um.
• 1:59:18
  I stopped talking to this girl because she was too negative. Mm hmm.
• 1:59:23
  She was so negative. Everything was like her personality was trashed net negative,
• 1:59:28
  negative energy, bad vibes. Literally one day I was like, I'm
• 1:59:31
  not responding to this. Yeah, I don't need that any life. I
• 1:59:33
  don't even think she follows me on anything. I don't even remember her name.
• 1:59:36
  Too bad, that's her bug. Yeah, not sucking away anymore energy.
• 1:59:43
  And she wasn't sucking me, so I didn't care. Hey, man,
• 1:59:45
  there we go. I stopped go soon because it looks like she had
• 1:59:48
  on shoulder pads. Wow wow huh he said he She was was wide as
• 1:59:56
  fucking mikey And uh didn you said you went out with her? Yeah?
• 2:00:00
  Ghost her? Yeah, I saw a girl I was on as a lady.
• 2:00:02
  Actually she was a cross woman. She was on the Steve Harvey has
• 2:00:05
  a Judge show. Now, yeah, judge, Yeah, you want to
• 2:00:09
  talk about nigga. That's working judge Steve Harvey. So she was on the
• 2:00:12
  show and talking about how she is. She was like, I don't ghost
• 2:00:14
  people. Anymore. What I do is I'll send them a video, and
• 2:00:16
  once I see that it is delivered, and in the video, I'm just
• 2:00:19
  explaining why I'm not going to talk to them anymore. I was just delivered.
• 2:00:24
  She just blocks him. I'm like, that's fucking genius. Why did
• 2:00:29
  not think of that. She doesn't block she she doesn't ghost anybody anymore.
• 2:00:32
  She explains it. She watches the video. Go who Well, I don't
• 2:00:39
  know what's sound your phone makes, Kenny. But as soon as it's like
• 2:00:44
  dial ugue. But as soon as it doesn't be that guy woo, but
• 2:00:58
  the android thing, what what? Oh? That's that's the ghosting thing.
• 2:01:02
  Yeah, okay, yeah, I'm not trying to downloadle WhatsApp so we can
• 2:01:06
  send each other nudes. No, no, never that is pretty safe.
• 2:01:11
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  mind, never mind, never mind anyway. But the thing is, what's
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  app automatically be down on the punish on your phone, like anybody actually do
• 2:01:29
  that? Shit? Yeah, I get a lot of spam on what'sapp two
• 2:01:30
  people trying to sell me shit, I'm like that, yeah, a lot
• 2:01:33
  of what's ups iPhone. Yeah, so you know that you know that whole
• 2:01:39
  like you could do that to Android now right? Yeah, yeah, what
• 2:01:43
  I don't want to have to send a link so we can face there.
• 2:01:45
  There is no link can FaceTime on FaceTime now, Yes, I haven't even
• 2:01:49
  tried it. I don't know enough people to Android that out FaceTime. Try
• 2:01:54
  with Keenan after this podcast. All right, Oh, I guess it counts
• 2:02:03
  for some of us, which was the bigger heartbreak as a child finding out
• 2:02:06
  all holiday mascots were fake, or finding out wrestling was scripted holiday mascots like
• 2:02:14
  how long were you leaving? How long were you were leaving in the Eastern
• 2:02:15
  money? My guy? Respect you throw the fat baby was over here shoeing
• 2:02:21
  arrows. I don't think anyone believes in Cupid. You think you think there's
• 2:02:29
  actually a lepre Con pole at the end of the rainbow? Now okay,
• 2:02:31
  wait, hold up, that had me you get to the end of the
• 2:02:36
  rainbow. I'm not gonna one day I might get it. Then that's crazy.
• 2:02:41
  Keenest phone is not ringing right now, so his thing no, no
• 2:02:48
  stop, so his thing. We have things called a video called not FaceTime.
• 2:02:56
  So yes, FaceTime is only for Apple, but you said, you
• 2:02:58
  can just hit the FaceTime. I could do video calls on my phone.
• 2:03:00
  That's not FaceTime. Yeah, nigga, when you're download Skype, no,
• 2:03:03
  niggas, it's native on the phone. Get picking the niece. So what
• 2:03:09
  if you call us again, that's Apple blocking you out from the rest of
• 2:03:13
  the world. But you said exactly, you call me on the FaceTime.
• 2:03:17
  You said we could call it, we could FaceTime. I'm saying, if
• 2:03:21
  you were to call me or FaceTime or whatever, what will we use Google?
• 2:03:26
  No, it's literally just a video call. I either choose to call
• 2:03:30
  you a video call, call me. Do it not with y'all, because
• 2:03:32
  again, Apple's blocking out from the rest of the world. But people who's
• 2:03:35
  not on Apple, I can do that. But they said, that's what
• 2:03:38
  we were talking about. I'm just talking about video calls. So yeah,
• 2:03:41
  she said FaceTime and time's video call it. What's called FaceTime. But what
• 2:03:45
  I'm saying, that's only specific for Apple. But they said, how do
• 2:03:49
  you call me? Hold on? Hold on? I'm pretty sure that we
• 2:03:53
  can FaceTime each other. Now you gotta send the link. That's what you
• 2:03:57
  said, you like, I don't need that. I'm talking about with the
• 2:04:00
  rest of the world. That's not Apple. I can video call them without
• 2:04:03
  downloading Google Duo. I don't got to do it through Instagram. I could
• 2:04:06
  literally just video call you. But on Apple, like I said, they're
• 2:04:10
  keeping you blocked from the rest of the world because Apple keep you on the
• 2:04:14
  box. Apple, Thank you from all the brokeys. It's not brokeys.
• 2:04:20
  Is it zoom link like zoom a meeting? That's what it really is,
• 2:04:26
  a link like m said, yeah, or that's want to join my FaceTime
• 2:04:29
  so i'd have this Oh yes, no, you can sit in that.
• 2:04:30
  But I'm I'm talking about the rest of the world can video call without using
• 2:04:33
  FaceTime. It's just that Apple benefit. But I'm saying, we don't have
• 2:04:39
  to download an app to do it. We could just literally video call you
• 2:04:42
  know, facetimes on app run. It's just on the I'm talking about for
• 2:04:45
  Angie, because you're like, what you gonna use Google up? Now,
• 2:04:46
  I'm talking about us. I'm the whole point talking about you. Motherfucker's fuck
• 2:04:51
  Next. The whole point was the all right, okay, high pitched keen
• 2:05:00
  it wants to talk to us. Fuck y'all because it's y'all that's being blocked.
• 2:05:03
  From us, not us being blocked from y'all? Sure, so is
• 2:05:06
  how many people? There's more people in the world where and six people in
• 2:05:14
  this room? Yep? And only one like I said, this room six
• 2:05:17
  pap. FaceTime is an Apple owned service. Android users can only join FaceTime
• 2:05:23
  calls hosted by Apple users. So if if I if I like, yes,
• 2:05:27
  you can send me a link and I can join it. Yeah,
• 2:05:29
  yes, so that's all it was. So John, the own niggas that
• 2:05:33
  just contact. We knew that fatime. Anyway, what's the next question?
• 2:05:36
  And then you answered your FaceTime is said to send the link. Well,
• 2:05:40
  tell Apple to stop being cux and blocking them from from the rest of the
• 2:05:43
  world. No, you joined, No, I'm not going to join the
• 2:05:46
  smaller platform. But okay, okay, you have you have free video calls
• 2:05:51
  to niggas in Kenya congratulate. No not KNYA. I can call somebody next
• 2:05:56
  door in the room, but you know in this room. Yeah, y'all
• 2:06:00
  in the box for your mind, nigga for one million dollars opening your third
• 2:06:05
  eye. For one million dollars, you have to cut off your hands or
• 2:06:10
  feet? Which one are you picking? I asked my wife this and she
• 2:06:14
  set her feet, she said one least thing she asked to wash guess her
• 2:06:18
  she's white? Why would you do this to her? Because it's anonymous.
• 2:06:23
  It's like to do that. Tweeted a picture of his wife and was like,
• 2:06:25
  look at my sexy as his wife and she was hit anyway, Um,
• 2:06:30
  I'm cutting off my feet? Yeah, my feet easy? I need
• 2:06:34
  my hands? Yeah? What'd you got off? Mike B? What'd you
• 2:06:41
  cutting off your feet? Are your hands? I don't know. I guess
• 2:06:50
  my feet. I don't know why. How about Dicky nahmank ahead what he
• 2:06:59
  don't really be using his feet like that? Mike walk stop it? Okay,
• 2:07:13
  did you really just do that? Yeah? Anyway, feet? When
• 2:07:20
  does Q get back? That's a good question. None of them. We
• 2:07:25
  don't know. I think he said. I don't even know. Damn.
• 2:07:29
  I think he said like October. Damn that far yeah, because originally I
• 2:07:33
  thought he step September, but now you know he'd be lying. I think
• 2:07:38
  he said early October. Corey be flying and QB lying a man. Actually
• 2:07:42
  they both be lying to line that snakes how much how much money I'm making?
• 2:07:57
  Corey straight said, follow yo, niggas crid about how much money.
• 2:08:01
  I can't relate to the bottom. I'm making two much money to everybody but
• 2:08:07
  my parents. I make more than both of them. I don't know.
• 2:08:15
  I'm sorry. They just can't relate. They just can't relate. I get
• 2:08:22
  it. I get it. Hey, that's my boy. I get it.
• 2:08:24
  And I'm saying he can't talk to me about certain I understand. It's
• 2:08:26
  like, I get it. I get it. Bro, We're we're not
• 2:08:30
  in the same tax bracket. How can I talk to you anymore? We
• 2:08:31
  got an auty, I got a knee sign. There's just we don't even
• 2:08:35
  have the same car. Nope, you know what I'm saying. I told
• 2:08:37
  me, why did you get it out? You should have got a poor
• 2:08:41
  Thanks John Dick. I think take that into consideration. YO. Know,
• 2:08:56
  I'm in another tax I just I can't some things I want to talk about,
• 2:09:01
  but I just can't. Somebody's waiting for this boy, somebody I know
• 2:09:07
  as somebody as I could wait for these things to say something shout out.
• 2:09:13
  There's just certain go to therapy because he makes too much money. Money.
• 2:09:20
  On that note, suffering some from success. Next cap I swear to God
• 2:09:26
  if you make that your next caption suffering success. Yeah, you gotta do
• 2:09:31
  it now. Now, that is just too much successful. That is some
• 2:09:35
  Drake ass shit. Yeah. I could definitely see Drake making at the title
• 2:09:39
  of his next album. But no, Calidari did it. Cal did it
• 2:09:45
  already, but Drake Drake was on the album. Sure they are on the
• 2:09:48
  same level of corny. Oh yes they are sure. Yeah, but I
• 2:09:54
  meant to watch that interview with the uh the girl Bobby from TikTok, who
• 2:09:58
  is that white girl? Yo, she is fucking it said Monday, it
• 2:10:03
  didn't come out, she said Monday. Yeah, I don't know if it's
• 2:10:05
  not supposed to something said tomorrow. That bitch, that bitch something we were
• 2:10:11
  hating. Now, Oh, this is something I wanted to bring up.
• 2:10:15
  I was listening to bad Friends and they were talking about how like in Korea
• 2:10:18
  they have to reage them because Korean's Yeah it was a difference by a year,
• 2:10:26
  yeah, but because their their calendar was different. No, it's like
• 2:10:30
  when you're born they count you as one. Yeah, thats what it was,
• 2:10:33
  but it kind of makes more sense. It does because you were literally
• 2:10:35
  in a wound for almost a year nine months. Yeah, So like I
• 2:10:39
  thought about that all the year older than what the year's supposed to be.
• 2:10:43
  When you're born, you're you're nine months yeah yeah, damn near a year.
• 2:10:50
  But what if you're premature, are they gonna like backtrack it? I
• 2:10:52
  guess you're eight months Yeah, then in four months you're full year. Yeah.
• 2:11:01
  It makes more. It makes a lot more sense when I understand both
• 2:11:03
  ways what I'm saying. So your first birthday three months after you're born,
• 2:11:09
  or your birthday would just be your birthday, but then your age would be
• 2:11:13
  the extra time. Okay, now yeah, your next birthday, you turn
• 2:11:16
  too, but you haven't been around for two years. Well, your first
• 2:11:22
  birthday was the day you were born, like your birthdate. Yeah, that's
• 2:11:26
  the whole point of her birthday, the day you were born day, Happy
• 2:11:30
  birthday, and then three months later, or if you're a pre me,
• 2:11:33
  four months later year a full year. Yeah m hm that makes sense.
• 2:11:41
  Yeah, so stupid. If you're all stuck on an island and needed to
• 2:11:48
  take someone out, who is it Keenan or coryt? Wait what does that
• 2:11:52
  mean? Wait? Wait, wait, take something out? Takes someone out,
• 2:11:56
  like I got to kill one of them, That's what they said,
• 2:11:58
  and they immediately went to or have to take one of them with me,
• 2:12:01
  or well, I'm not I don't want to take kill What the fuck these
• 2:12:07
  are some haters? Man? Listen, I'm batman. Already did my prep
• 2:12:11
  time. I already ficked that how much I take each one of y'all album?
• 2:12:13
  So they ahead try. Oh, Keenan is more of a handy man,
• 2:12:16
  so it might have to be Cory. But Corey has money. Were
• 2:12:18
  on an island swiping shit nowhere? They're gonna find him because he has the
• 2:12:24
  money. Keenan knows how to Now. Corey's gonna send a series of drones
• 2:12:31
  to the island. Facts there we go, and you just get droned off
• 2:12:33
  the d He'll have a chip inside him from he does from Google. He
• 2:12:37
  go, h you gotta put in his left find him his left butt,
• 2:12:41
  and then we can just eat ken you know they get wow. Sorry,
• 2:12:46
  so they both die. Corey's gonna be the one man. What is this
• 2:12:52
  question? Question? Or we killed Corey because he has money and we just
• 2:12:58
  take his inheritance. M you know we gotta get will yeah, get all
• 2:13:05
  his money to us? Good plant complain Speaking of money, if you had
• 2:13:11
  to choose, just kidn't have court because he has all the money. Were
• 2:13:16
  just kidn have him now backrollers. If you had to choose between being a
• 2:13:22
  millionaire in single, no sneaky links, whatever, or being married and broke,
• 2:13:28
  which one would you pick? U a millionaire and fucking buy myself face,
• 2:13:33
  Yeah, I'm a thousand. I'm like bitches that much. I don't
• 2:13:39
  know, man, it has no sneaky links. Listen, I'm a millionaire
• 2:13:41
  at the pot every week, but I don't get no bitches. It's fine,
• 2:13:46
  yeah, Or I have a happy, loving family of the wife and
• 2:13:50
  I'm just dead broke, stressing. But you can be broke, but your
• 2:13:54
  wife couldn't loopholes. That's a loophole. Now she's not broken. She didn't
• 2:14:01
  say anything. It's not so you're broke. I'm broke, all right,
• 2:14:03
  Well my but broke, huh, you're not Broke's gonna talk about me all
• 2:14:07
  the time? Broke broke A nigga. Ain't got no job that you're sorry,
• 2:14:13
  bitch, I only had a would be by myself. You stay at
• 2:14:18
  home dad is actually very hard work. What are you speaking from experience?
• 2:14:22
  What does you gotta keep the house clean? You gotta cook, make sure
• 2:14:28
  kids are fair bathed in bed. I'm gonna stay at home, dad.
• 2:14:33
  I'm just jerking holiday. What did you want to do it all day?
• 2:14:37
  Says who dick? Biology says your dick. She's gonna fall off. You
• 2:14:45
  must not. That's urban urban legend. Go off like a ward. Now
• 2:14:48
  then they say you go blind? Remember that one. Yeah, keep jerking
• 2:14:52
  the test that great vision. I don't stigmatism. I have contacts and the
• 2:15:01
  stigmatism. He sees those little birsty lights. Yeah, I can't drive at
• 2:15:05
  night. I'd be fucked up. But it like this little birsty. I
• 2:15:13
  thought everybody saw like that. Hey, that's what I thought. I thought
• 2:15:16
  everybody like that. I thought traveling like that to everybody. Mike skin Quiet
• 2:15:26
  might been quiet for the past forty five. I hadn't said much. Tired.
• 2:15:28
  Yeah, it's question time. It's just you. Questions, questions,
• 2:15:33
  so deliberate amongst yourself. No Jesus. Last question. What is an intimate
• 2:15:37
  yet non sexual act you like a woman doing to you or for you?
• 2:15:43
  The head? That's a good one. How they have my hair pleading?
• 2:15:48
  Yeah, same thing head, but but having hair isle it's the same.
• 2:15:52
  They do the same. Had it done to me different? Jay, Nah,
• 2:15:58
  I mean the pool. Guess I'm telling you I've had the short cuts,
• 2:16:03
  I've had the long cuts. It hits different when it's longer. Yeah,
• 2:16:05
  yeah, I guess so, especially if they got nails. M hm,
• 2:16:09
  give you that little scalp stimulation. How's call? I keep playing with
• 2:16:15
  my ear calling. Let's say m M. But don't tackle me or I'll
• 2:16:20
  punch you. Yeah, facts, please don't tackle me. People Still,
• 2:16:24
  people DM me about that getting being tickled your tiles shut up. That's them
• 2:16:30
  shooting the shot. Nah, they're bat shots. Bat shots exactly what it
• 2:16:33
  is. Horrible shots, horrible shots all around tiles. Leave me the fuck
• 2:16:39
  alone. That can just put the teammate grade down. Bad shot selection,
• 2:16:45
  bad shot selected. Yo, people yo, oh my god. Women hate
• 2:16:48
  being rejected by them la. It's just so funny. What do they expect
• 2:16:52
  sometimes like they're a woman and nigga should say yes, yes they a woman,
• 2:16:56
  Like they think every nigga should just be leaping. But I have a
• 2:17:01
  vagina, so you told me it was easy, but I have a kopji
• 2:17:05
  m hm, I need to do as soon as you shut a bit down.
• 2:17:11
  You ain't that fucking cute, no way, you're lying Dick a little.
• 2:17:18
  You ain't seen it. I heard about it, and you still wanted
• 2:17:24
  it. Thanks anyway, all right, we're doing another one we've done.
• 2:17:30
  Nah, that's it. I think we had a good one, Mike.
• 2:17:33
  This was a good episode, y'all. This is fun. I'm sweating this
• 2:17:35
  heney, the heney. I actually want some more before we leave. Are
• 2:17:41
  you sure about them? Senior? You're sure about that? You're sure about
• 2:17:46
  that? That's why we gotta drive home. No, I mean I'm not
• 2:17:50
  that lit. I'm not lit at all. So the south the car now,
• 2:17:56
  I feel like we've been doing before. This is a dangerous road literally
• 2:18:01
  infraguratively. He knows the vibes. First of all, it's funny that episode
• 2:18:05
  got completely deleted. Huh what when I was talking about the Dui run.
• 2:18:11
  Yeah, remember we recorded in our basement and then oh that episode at the
• 2:18:16
  very end, it was like, none of this recorded. I think you're
• 2:18:18
  talking about the most recent one. I was like, yeah, we're at
• 2:18:22
  my house. That one was a bet that we recorded a banger that never
• 2:18:26
  had Zanger. I told the whole story. Maybe I'll do it one day.
• 2:18:33
  One more thing to say, it was you know, Facebook had some
• 2:18:35
  wild interactions. So this person said, you pussy. If you wear a
• 2:18:41
  seat belt, real niggas fly out the windshield and die. Whoa. Then
• 2:18:45
  someone replied that's how my brother died Ellipses, and then someone responded, he
• 2:18:50
  a real nigga. What is going on? I don't know somebody put this
• 2:18:58
  in the chat. I think I might have seen that. It's like you're
• 2:19:01
  nothing, a pretty girl and nothing happened. Oh yeah, you're not.
• 2:19:05
  Boom baby raccoon, Baby raccoon. They said, how are you? How
• 2:19:13
  are you a man with Verizon? You sassy as hell? Like Verizon sassy
• 2:19:20
  I'm say because I have Verizon. I don't have a riding, I have
• 2:19:22
  team. I'm a real man, but apparently have a Verizon makes all testosterone
• 2:19:30
  totally. Facebook is hilarious, bron Yeah. Anyway, all right, you
• 2:19:37
  know, once you said all you know, it's time to go. Make
• 2:19:43
  sure you uh you know Patreon and YouTube and subscribe and following all that good
• 2:19:48
  stuff. Make sure you hit that Patreon three, five and fifteen dollar tiers
• 2:19:52
  for the extra content and just for the love of us, man, because
• 2:19:54
  you just we need some of that sweet sweet money. Man, give us
• 2:19:58
  that money, give us that quapa. Um yeah, yeah, money,
• 2:20:01
  thank you. It was a good pool ice cream, so good. I'm
• 2:20:11
  a cowgirl. I'm a cowgirl. Please not that one. Yeah, make
• 2:20:20
  sure you're subscribing all that good stuff. We're on all the socials at the
• 2:20:24
  NTS pod. That's Twitter, Instagram, Uh, TikTok, all that good
• 2:20:30
  stuff. Make sure you know the po box ingber two seventy six and Burnton,
• 2:20:33
  New Jersey, zip code zero eight zero one six. And I think
• 2:20:37
  that's about it, y'all. Once you said all you know, and I
• 2:20:41
  said all that, and it's time to go. Any didn't have anything else
• 2:20:43
  pressing, nothing on our minds. All right, let's get the hell out
• 2:20:48
  of here. Yeah, we really like did that, but we ain't had
• 2:21:03
  a sound and we were just open to do. Yeah we didn't. Yeah,
• 2:21:09
  who y'all take a hit for head low Way in fifty cent Differhderad Unfortunately
• 2:21:16
  fifty cent either though I hate him. It's undeniable. Won't you look at
• 2:21:18
  like the actual singles? Yeah, really sense kind of like intent. Yeah,
• 2:21:22
  it's kind of it's very hard. Way probably got a good ten,
• 2:21:28
  but fifty probably got a good fifteen to seventeen. Yeah, yeah, it
• 2:21:31
  could get really the depth, really hits. But if you go song for
• 2:21:35
  song, there's some mixed way. Peters man Wayne got some freestyle man ice
• 2:21:41
  cream paint job freestyle. Oh, I'll put on the drought too. I'll
• 2:21:45
  put on man Suffic's dedication. Yeah, dedication too. You might get it,
• 2:21:52
  yeah, huh, probably