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Hour 3 - Just a Jag · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Ding Dong.
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  Speaker 2: Here it is our number three shake up in Duval County,
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  Speaker 2: Jacksonville getting rid of their GM in the middle of
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  Speaker 2: a coaching search. What is your takeaway from owner Shod
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  Speaker 2: Cohn whacking the GM Trent Balky in the middle of
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  Speaker 2: a search for a new coach? Also, why the change
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  Speaker 2: of heart from Shod con with the Jags front office.
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  Speaker 2: We'll talk about that and the Ravens GM praising Lamar Jackson.
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  Speaker 2: What's the big picture on the Lamar Jackson storyline going
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: forward in Baltimore. We'll talk about all of that and more.
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: Here it is our number three. You're just a jag.
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: That's all you are. You're just a jag.
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  Speaker 1: I will answer them. Lorraine's here Cooper Loop will answer
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  Speaker 1: all of your questions. But our lead this hour from Jacksonville.
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  Speaker 2: Normally talking about the Jacksonville Jaguars is talk radio suicide nationally,
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  Speaker 2: but it's not in this case. Big shakeup in the
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  Speaker 2: nine oh four area code. Now Jacksonville did not hire
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  Speaker 2: a new coach. There were rumors in the overnight the
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  Speaker 2: day before that they were about to hire a new coach,
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  Speaker 2: that it was down to Robert Salah or the other
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  Speaker 2: candidate from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, the offensive guru, Liam Cohne.
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  Speaker 2: But it turns out they didn't hire either one of
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  Speaker 2: those guys. And you didn't hear what happened, perhaps not,
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  Speaker 2: We learned the Jacksonville football team.
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  Speaker 1: Instead, they pulled a crazy ivan.
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  Speaker 2: They whacked their general manager, Trent Balky, the much despised
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  Speaker 2: Trent Balkey. Now I've never met the guy, but people
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  Speaker 2: on social media hate him, Fans are annoyed by him,
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  Speaker 2: and it appears other coaches are annoyed by Trent Balke
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  Speaker 2: as well. Following a statement issued by Shad Khane prepared statement,
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  Speaker 2: he said that following several discussions with the GM Trent Balke,
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  Speaker 2: that we both arrived.
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  Speaker 1: At the conclusion. He said that it is in.
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  Speaker 2: Our mutual best interest to respectfully separate, effective immediately.
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  Speaker 1: Close quote. I was from the.
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  Speaker 2: Longtime owner of the Jacksonville football team. So let us
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  Speaker 2: discuss the question. What is the takeaway from owner Shad
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  Speaker 2: Khan giving a pink slip to the general manager, Trent
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  Speaker 2: Balkey in the middle of a coaching search, right in
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  Speaker 2: the middle of it. So I've got soup, kitchen, cobra,
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  Speaker 2: and soft underbelly, and we will combine all of these
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  Speaker 2: things together and we'll say it's in the game.
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  Speaker 1: It's all in the game.
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  Speaker 2: Something that Jacksonville doesn't play a lot of games where
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  Speaker 2: they win, but it's in the game, all right. So,
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  Speaker 2: first of all, shot con it's fair to say he
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  Speaker 2: is a gradual learner.
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  Speaker 1: Now he's a gradual learner.
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  Speaker 2: He had been pestered for several months, if not longer
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  Speaker 2: than that, from people saying, hey, you got to get
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  Speaker 2: rid of this guy, Trent Balk.
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  Speaker 1: Even when he made the coaching change, peoplere like, wow,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta get rid of the GM too.
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  Speaker 2: He said, noa nah, We're gonna keep the gym around
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  Speaker 2: everyone once in a while.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone once in a.
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  Speaker 2: While is so full of themselves they don't realize how
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  Speaker 2: wrong they are right. And also, every once in a while,
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  Speaker 2: the fans know more than the people that actually work
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  Speaker 2: for these multi billion dollar NFL teams. This is a
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  Speaker 2: great example case in point. There was that grassroots movement
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  Speaker 2: to have Trent Balke removed as the general manager.
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  Speaker 1: As we said a couple months ago.
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  Speaker 2: Ignored by Shod Khan. Ignored by Shod Khan, right, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: I'm ignoring you. He was so pigheaded when it came
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  Speaker 2: to dumping the guy.
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  Speaker 1: And he's only been there.
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  Speaker 2: I think Trent Balky's been there like four years or
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  Speaker 2: something like that. But since he's a late bloomer and
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  Speaker 2: a gradual learner, and all that. It took multiple not one,
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  Speaker 2: not two, but multiple rejection letters from would be coaches
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  Speaker 2: to get the message in to have that sink in.
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  Speaker 2: Trent Balke, You're not that guy, Pal, You're not that guy.
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  Speaker 2: So even in removing the GM though, the thing that
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  Speaker 2: stood out to me, I don't have any empathy for
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  Speaker 2: Shod Cohn because he owns the team.
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  Speaker 1: He made a lot of money and auto parts.
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  Speaker 2: Good for him. But you look at how the franchise
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  Speaker 2: is being run. They don't seem to know what they're
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  Speaker 2: doing there, and Shodkhan continues running a centctually a football
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  Speaker 2: soup kitchen infested with roaches. The soup kitchen infested with roaches,
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  Speaker 2: a poorhouse franchise. They're serving an alphabet soup of mumbo
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  Speaker 2: jumbo is what they're serving. Now, we both arrived at
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  Speaker 2: a mutual best interest?
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  Speaker 1: What is that? What kind of who says words like that?
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  Speaker 1: Mutual best interest? Stop? What in the world? Go on?
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  Speaker 2: Very weak language as it's alphabet soup is what it is.
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  Speaker 2: You throw a bunch of words in there, a bunch
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  Speaker 2: of letters, and there you go. There is no such
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  Speaker 2: thing as a mutual decision. It is not the only
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  Speaker 2: reason that Shad Khan did this is because he kept
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  Speaker 2: getting rejection letters from would be coaches and he realized, well,
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  Speaker 2: wait a minute, nobody wants to work here. I wonder
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  Speaker 2: why they don't want to work here. And then he
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  Speaker 2: reached his boiling point and there you go.
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  Speaker 1: All right. So secondly, let's get let's get into that
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  Speaker 1: a little further. Let's get into that a little deeper.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get into the weeds.
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  Speaker 2: So why now, why the change of heart for shod
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  Speaker 2: Cohn involving the Jags front office? So this is one
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  Speaker 2: of those old things. Fool me once, shame on you, right,
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  Speaker 2: fool me twice, shame on me. But fool me three times,
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  Speaker 2: shame on both of us.
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  Speaker 1: And that's it. That's the thumbnail recap of what happened.
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  Speaker 2: If that was if the same situation had happened in
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  Speaker 2: a different dimension and Ben Johnson had said yes, then
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  Speaker 2: then Trent Balky would still be the GM, or even
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  Speaker 2: if Liam Kohane had said yes, Trent Balky would still
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  Speaker 2: be the GM. But from what we're hearing, I know
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  Speaker 2: it might be lost in translation. The Jags originally offered
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  Speaker 2: Ben Johnson the job. He said no, I reject. I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to go with Tombo. I'm gonna reject that. So
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  Speaker 2: then they pivot. They said, all right, well, Ben Johnson,
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  Speaker 2: he doesn't want the job. Let's go to this offensive
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  Speaker 2: guru from Tampa, Liam Kohne.
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  Speaker 1: We'll go to him. And it's one thing.
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  Speaker 2: For Ben Johnson, who's now the coach of the Bears,
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  Speaker 2: to say, I'm not interested, right, I'm not interested because.
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  Speaker 1: He had other options. Okay, he had other options.
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  Speaker 2: However, when a guy like Liam Kohne wants nothing to
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  Speaker 2: do with you as a chance to be promoted to
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  Speaker 2: a penthouse on the upper east side in the sky.
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  Speaker 1: And he said, you know, I'm not interested.
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  Speaker 2: So you've got deeper problems, right, And that is about
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  Speaker 2: the moment in time. That is about the moment in
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  Speaker 2: time when the cobra was released from the cage. Now,
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  Speaker 2: I mean the surrender cobra. And in the cartoon bubble
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  Speaker 2: in my head, Shad Khan, the owner in Jacksonville, when
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  Speaker 2: he found out that Liam Kohne, the offensive coordinator in Tampa,
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  Speaker 2: was not interested, he flew off the handle, right, he
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  Speaker 2: went on the rampage and when he got the thumbs
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  Speaker 2: down from this guy in Tampa. He got into the
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  Speaker 2: surrender cobra position. And you know what that is, right,
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  Speaker 2: you watch college basketball or a football game, and uh,
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  Speaker 2: really any sporting event where you have your hands on
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  Speaker 2: top of your head, right, and uh, you just know
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  Speaker 2: that moment of clarity, that Eureka moment where you just realize,
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  Speaker 2: oh man, we suck, We're gonna lose.
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  Speaker 1: You know that's that shotgun.
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  Speaker 2: Now, whoever he hires, whoever he hires, needs to be
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  Speaker 2: a motivator.
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  Speaker 1: We you know, you know what you should hire John McClair.
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  Speaker 2: And this is what John McClaren would say to the
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  Speaker 2: Jacksonville football team.
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  Speaker 1: Take a listen.
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  Speaker 3: We're playing our off every day and got nothing to
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  Speaker 3: show for it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm tired of losing. I'm trying to get my beating.
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  Speaker 4: So those guys, we're gonna change this around to get
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  Speaker 4: after it.
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  Speaker 1: And only we can do it. The fans are.
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  Speaker 3: Pissed off, and I'm pissed off, and.
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  Speaker 1: The players are pissed off. And that's the way it is.
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  Speaker 1: Here's no easy way out of the camfield. Sorry for ourselves.
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  Speaker 1: Gotta buckle it up and get after it.
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  Speaker 2: Try to damn losing his every night and we bust her.
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  Speaker 1: It's gotta be a toe team. Never turn this thing around.
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  Speaker 1: And that's the it. No so good. Don't you want
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  Speaker 1: a football coach?
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  Speaker 2: I thought that was a baseball manager, But don't you
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  Speaker 2: want a football coach like that?
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  Speaker 1: All right, final foul.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go now to Baltimore where the Ravens are on
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  Speaker 2: vacation right now sports with coleman is waiting for.
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  Speaker 1: The Bills to lose.
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  Speaker 2: Baltimore had their last chance to meet with the media
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  Speaker 2: before the offseason.
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  Speaker 1: Then, but the offseason has begun.
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  Speaker 2: But they've had Lamar Jackson now for not one, not two,
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  Speaker 2: not three, not four, not five, not six, how about
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  Speaker 2: seven seasons, seven years, multiple MVP awards, But they've only
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  Speaker 2: been to one AFC Championship Game one with Lamar Jackson.
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  Speaker 2: And you look at some other quarterbacks who aren't as
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  Speaker 2: gifted as Lamar, but yet they've been to as many
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  Speaker 2: championship games in the last seven years as Lamar Jackson.
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  Speaker 2: So the Ravens GM Eric DaCosta. He said that he
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  Speaker 2: wants the world to know. He wants you to know,
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  Speaker 2: and you and you and you and you that boy,
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  Speaker 2: do they believe in Lamar?
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  Speaker 4: Boy?
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  Speaker 2: Do they believe in Lamar and they would take him
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  Speaker 2: over any other quarterback.
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  Speaker 1: In the NFL.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think we have the sound on this, but
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  Speaker 2: DaCosta said, I can say there's no player I would
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  Speaker 2: rather have on my team than Lamar Jackson.
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  Speaker 1: Is what he said.
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  Speaker 2: I think he's the best quarterback in the league. That's
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  Speaker 2: my answer to that question. All right, So what is
• 11:43
  Speaker 2: the big picture? What is the big picture on this
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: Lamar Jackson storyline in Baltimore? Did you really expect the
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  Speaker 2: Ravens GM to say, yeah, Lamar.
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  Speaker 1: Sucks, we can't win with this guy. He's a zero.
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  Speaker 2: Of course he's not gonna say that, right, of course
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  Speaker 2: he's not gonna say that. But this is going to
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  Speaker 2: shadow box That franchise is going to shadow.
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  Speaker 1: Lamar Jackson until they figure it out, until.
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  Speaker 2: They actually get to the super Bowl. They've got to
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  Speaker 2: square the circle. They've got to plow the ocean, is
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  Speaker 2: what they have to do. Because based on years and
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  Speaker 2: years of watching Lamar Jackson, he's got a pressure point
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  Speaker 2: where it all falls apart. When the playoffs come around,
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  Speaker 2: bright lights, everyone's watching, he often becomes but draggled right
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  Speaker 2: the soft underbelly shows up. Playoff Lamar in his career
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  Speaker 2: thirteen total touchdowns, eleven turnovers.
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  Speaker 1: That's almost one to one.
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  Speaker 2: That's like a gluten gluten free flower, a one to
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  Speaker 2: one alternative. Eight games, eleven turnovers, thirteen touch downs. Normally
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  Speaker 2: it's one or two touchdo He's had like a couple
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  Speaker 2: of games with no turnovers and then the rest of
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  Speaker 2: them have been usually one or two turnovers per game.
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  Speaker 1: And turnover march by far and away.
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  Speaker 2: Is the holy grail, the holy grail of determining who
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  Speaker 2: wins these games. I spend a lot of time handicapping
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: NFL games for the TV show, and you look at
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  Speaker 2: the numbers and you put them all together. The thing
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: that's hard to wrap around is the turnover, because some
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: teams turn the ball over more, but it doesn't happen
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: every week, and a fumble does not mean you're gonna
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  Speaker 2: lose possession of the ball. But a turnover is worth
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  Speaker 2: four points in terms of outcome of the game. A
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: sack is worth two points. So if you get sacked
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  Speaker 2: a lot, it's like turning the ball over a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Play clean, you're gonna win more times than not, which
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  Speaker 2: makes the Philadelphia Eagles win in their game against the Rams.
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  Speaker 2: The equalizer for Philadelphia was the Rams turna of us
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  Speaker 2: because the Jalen Hurts kept getting sacked. But it didn't
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  Speaker 2: matter because the Rams gave the ball to the Philadelphia
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  Speaker 2: Eagles a couple of times inside Eagle territory early in
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  Speaker 2: the fourth quarter.
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  Speaker 2: The Philadelphia Eagles, I just mentioned them, beat the Rams.
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  Speaker 2: They're into the NFC title game take on Washington this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: The Philadelphia Eagles are selling.
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  Speaker 2: have asked spend time now for the mallor riddle of
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  Speaker 2: the day. And here's the mallor riddle of the day.
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  Speaker 2: The Philadelphi Eagles so happy they beat the Rams in
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  Speaker 2: the vision around of the playoffs. The Philadelphi Eagles are
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  Speaker 2: selling souvenirs of blank from their playoff win over the Rams.
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  Speaker 2: That is the malor riddle of the day.
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  Speaker 1: Malon ridle it? What is the answer? Let's see does
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  Speaker 1: anyone know the answer?
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: Leftover soft breakfast pretzels from late night Drug tester Robin
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: Minnesota says they're selling chunks of Greenland, which will be
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  Speaker 2: the next US territory.
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  Speaker 1: Who else you have?
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  Speaker 2: Jay Dot in Utah says cheap ass Olympic medals, Limic
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  Speaker 2: gold medals.
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  Speaker 1: King Roy says hooked on phonics? Is the the end?
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  Speaker 2: Well, really, the mayor, do we have the Mayor of Philadelphia.
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  Speaker 2: She's standing by over there, the Mayor of Philadelphia.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yes, we always have her in studio. Now she
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  Speaker 5: pretty much lives here.
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  Speaker 6: Really yeah, I can call it right.
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  Speaker 1: Now, Mayor.
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  Speaker 5: Let me hear you all say he owe me.
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  Speaker 1: No, Let's go birds, Let's go Burts birds. Let's go birds.
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  Speaker 2: Says a limited edition Speak and Spell autographed by the
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  Speaker 2: Mayor of Philadelphia. Berg Dog says, Souvenir receipts from the
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  Speaker 2: paid off referees.
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  Speaker 1: There you go from Ocean City, New Jersey. Jose Niner.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see your lady sideburn says souvenir. Colostomy bags very nice.
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  Speaker 2: A selling a commemorative Jerome Brown Pearl Harbor medallion. One
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: of the all time great rants. It's been lost in time.
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  Speaker 2: Mason in Huntington Beach is dating himself. But Jerome Brown
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  Speaker 2: went on an epic rant while playing at Miami before
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  Speaker 2: a Bowl game. If I remember correctly, and said, did
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  Speaker 2: the the Japanese sit down and have dinner with Pearl
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  Speaker 2: Harbor before they bombed? It was an amazing rant, but
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  Speaker 2: was way before, way before social media. A horse poop
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  Speaker 2: guessed by Donkey sausage. That's his answer.
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  Speaker 1: Used used jockstraps from Joe the Ghost Unner. JT.
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  Speaker 2: The Wingman says, a spelling beach trophy, A lot of
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: spelling bees. John McLaren bobblehead doll has to be the
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: answer from the grill Sergeant.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Who else do we have? Page down?
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Milkman Mike said, they're selling some of that Philly grass
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: is what they're selling.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Egan Rosio, Minnesota. He cheated.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Who else do we have page down? I can't read
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: that on the air. All right, let's see here.
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  Speaker 1: Oh Morena, Yes you have an answer, Loredo, Yes.
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  Speaker 5: I think they were giving away frozen tears from the
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: losing team.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Frozen tears from a losing team. All right, let's see
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: is that correct? No?
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: It turns out this is one of the great hustles
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: of all time, one of the outstanding hustles of all time.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: The Philadelphia Eagles. You talk about being Charlatan's and con artists.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: The Philadelphia Eagles are selling containers of snow.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's right. Yeah, the Eagles are selling on online.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: You can get it.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: It looks like in ice cream, kind of like an
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: ice cream carton.
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: I was curious how are they going to send it
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: without it melting?
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm glad you asked, so the Philadelphia Eagles, you
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: know how much this cost?
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: How much do you think a container of snow?
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: Thirty five dollars?
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Ben, how about fifty dollars? What fifty? And check this out.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: They're sold out, which.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Either tells you they're lying and no one bought it,
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: or there's a lot of dumb people in Philadelphia.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Right, I mean, what are you doing? Seriously?
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: They say it's snow that was collected from the end
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: zone at the link after the Eagles playoff win over
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: the Rams, packaged and insulated containers with dry ice and
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: detailed care instructions.
• 21:28
  Speaker 6: Can you imagine keep it in your freezer?
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Fifty dollars?
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Fifty dollars and shipping fifteen dollars, so it's really sixty
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: five dollars And they got to be the dumbest fans.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: In the world. What are you doing? Seriously? What are
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: you doing? That is humble?
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: And they're also selling what do you got containers of
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: grass clippings from Lincoln Financial Field you buy the those
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: only cost you thirty dollars, But my god, what a
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: On the podcast, I do with Danny on the weekends.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: We were talking about there was a story in Italy
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: where they were selling hand air.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: These things pop up every once in a while. Yeah,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: so we were like.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: We should sell like air from California, you know, sell
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Maybe not now because the fires and all that, but
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: what a what a sucker move, you know, let's just
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: get that they say on Wall Street, they say get
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: that dumb money on Wall Street, get that dumb money.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Pretty much. I mean fifty spend fifty dollars.
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: Okay, Now, if you did spend fifty dollars on it,
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: would you get something to display it in? So like
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: a mini freezer that has an open you.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Can't get in, No, you'd have to get an igloo.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Well that's what I'm saying.
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: So, like you know the mini fridges that have like
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: you can see through, like a monster fridge, but you
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: could do a mini one that's a freezer, so you
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: could have like.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Your I love that.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: You can sell anything if you stick a seal of
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: authenticity on it, people will will buy it.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, what a hustle?
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: What and at And they are probably laughing behind the
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: doors at the Eagles Facility that we suckered all these
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: dumb Birds fans to uh to end up buying this.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: I bet the mayor of Philadelphia bought one of these things.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: Don't you think the mayor bought one?
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: She definitely bought one.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: I wanted to drop n I was gonna say, yeah,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: let me.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: Hear you all saying, oh.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go birds, Let's go birds, let's go to
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: the phones. We'll say hello to sir scratch Off who's
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: driving around Arkansas. Hey, sir scratch Off, do you buy
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: any of that packaged ice from Philadelphia?
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: I got a package going towards tan Sity, Missouri. They're
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: gonna bend. My home's over and he's gonna be all warm.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: I was all real cool what he gets? If you
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: know what I mean? How you know being I'll say,
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: what would have been fun to watch the Rams play the Chiefs?
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Well?
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: How would the Rams have played the Chiefs if they
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: would have had to play in the Super Bowl?
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. Oh, all right, like we should
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: be diggles. I go around throwing dum What do you
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: say it when you when you have things kind of
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: mess up your game?
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: I did think I don't know what you're talking about game.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: And I wouldn't got to play that. We should have
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: played the Chiefs because when the Rams lost. When the
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: Rams left Saint Louis, Missouri, when I moved out of
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: Stock to Missouri Stock California, moved to Missouri in nineteen
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: seventy or nineteen sixty, said when I bought six six California,
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: I'll get out here a minute.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Are we getting your whole life story here? We're getting
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: your whole life story? Now subscribe?
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: Hey, no, hang on, you's been let's play on saying okay.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: When we moved up to Saint Look, Missouri from California,
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: I started to get hosts of Rams of late nineteen
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: seventy and every since everybody wanted to be Rams fans. Well,
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: soon the Rams moved to California a couple of times
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: and keep coming back saying, look, everybody all jumped on
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: that vand wagon again, and then when they left the
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: last time, all can't see Chiefs fans.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Is there a question? Can I buy a question? Can
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: I buy a question? For a thousand?
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: Please get sir, thousand dollars?
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Well, what is the question?
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: No, my question is to be used.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Yes, do you think here? We go here? We go.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: Do you think would have had any chance I'm gonna
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: say it's clean. Do you think would have had any
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: chance at hell to be the Chancy Chiefs back two
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: years ago and I had my mini stroke out on
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: my route. I was in the hospital the week we played.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: You mean we played Kasey Chiefs and we beat him
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: like it's one hundred and five for going to score
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: from above the hole.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Well that was that was many that was at the coliseum.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I do remember that Jared Jared Golf played.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: But yeah, of course the Rams, the Chiefs don't blow
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: anybody out.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: So the Rams, by just looking at how the Chiefs play,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: it would be a close game.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: And the Bills and the Chiefs this week, it'll be
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: a close game if the Rams had won and played them.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Whoever wins the NFC, it'll be a close game in
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: the Super Bowl.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Every game can but with rare exception, every game they
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: play has been nip and tuck.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: That's almost all of them. There's only a couple of
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: games that weren't.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, which we came back to the end of the year.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: You don't we start playing football. But I will say here,
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: what I'll go is right Now, if I'm going to
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: walk into Vegas right now, put my money down super Bowl.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: Here's who I want to pick. I'm going to pick
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: the Bills and the Washington Redskins.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Well I wouldn't do that. I don't know if they
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: take the bet on the Redskins, but maybe they weren't.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: No idea.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: I want to say that game happen. I want Alan
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: to win the Super Bowl because he deserves it, he
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: really does.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I like when the Bills lose because Bill's mafia.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: They can't handle it. They going to hiding and all that.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: It's more fun when they lose.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: All.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: I gotta go, thank you? What what? I'm thank you?
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: I'm moving on.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: All right, let's go to weed Man Hippie. We're gonna
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: have asked Ben coming up. Your questions are answers just
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: moments away. Hello weed Man hippie in Miami, Miami, Miami,
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Hello weed.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Man, Ben. I love you, Thank you man.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: You got.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: You got, you got what you gotta? You got headache. Yeah,
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: we got big fires in California.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: There's multiple Well, no, the the original fires are out
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: and now there's there's two big fires that have started
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: since then, so there's more.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: There's more fires.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: Wow, and there's slow and.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah I saw that.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: I mean, come on, man, and cool. You're going to Alaska?
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: I mean, is it how cold?
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Is Alaska real?
• 27:56
  Speaker 7: When I'm gonna be there, It's not gonna be that cold.
• 27:58
  Speaker 7: It's gonna be like high, like fifty eight low of fall.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: No way, no way, I had no idea. I never
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: forgot the.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're blowing the mind of weed man. You can't
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: believe it. Wait a minute, it actually gets up to
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: the fifties.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: And the last just good, come on, I go last
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: like zero the green over there, wom.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: No, No, are you going to do a Malord meet
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: and greet in Alaska?
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Coop be?
• 28:26
  Speaker 7: Probably well, I mean I have no idea where whatever
• 28:29
  Speaker 7: that guy say he was from Wascilla.
• 28:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know where that is.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Like are you going to Juno? Are you going to
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: are you going to June? Are you going to Anchorage also?
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: Or just Juna just Juna? Okay, Well we're on in jail,
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: so maybe some blusters want to meet you.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Like it it's like seventy degrees to get Alasta.
• 28:47
  Speaker 6: I mean, I don't know about seventy degrees.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: Been weed man. They have this thing called the internet.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: You can look up the weather in Alaska. It's not
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: that hard to find the weather man. It's an amazing content.
• 28:55
  Speaker 6: It's forty degrees right now in Juno.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I swear to that. I never knew
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: ever got that role.
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: In the least.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Wow. I think I think what we should do.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: You know, the game we're talking about playing Lorraine, which
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to talk about right now. How about
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: the first matchup should be weed Man Hippie and you Lorraine.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: The ultimate matchup.
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that would be the perfect matchup.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're weed Man. We're planning a new game.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: I've been planning it for a month, but we had
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: the fires and some other stuff happened.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: So well, I keep pushing it.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: Back, but we want you to first contestant in the new
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: game when we play.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, what is it? I can't say. I don't
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: want to give it away. Okay, okay, okay, I'll play
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: all right, And everything's good with you though you're it's
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: not snowing in.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: My never get me a place, get me a lit
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: the place.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: I can't leave.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: I can't leave people, I really can't. I can't sit anybody.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: You hate your people person, but you hate people except
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: that I hate the people in a couple of people.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: I might have a roommate. I can't have a roommate.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: You're too old for a roommate. Weed Man, you're too old, right,
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: you're too old for a roommate, right, I know.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: I can't have a roommate. My wife Lisa that she's
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: going for. I don't know if you're sleep that?
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: What do you Why do you move in with Lisa?
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: How about that?
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: Probably that would be wonderful and perfect.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Would you move back to New York? Weed Man? When
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: you moved back to New.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: York, I gotta be there. I got you.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: See you would even if Lisa said come back to
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: New York, you wouldn't go.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: I got you, all right, I gotta go. I gotta go.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Thank you, all right, weed Man?
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Hippie there amazed that it's not always sub fifty. I
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: guess in Alaska, he thought all the time. Our friends
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: in Alaska always have the worst possible brother. All right,
• 30:52
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  Speaker 7: All right, Ben, We're gonna start with a question for you,
• 32:36
  Speaker 7: Fra right from Tammy and Montana.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Hi, Tammy and Montana.
• 32:41
  Speaker 7: Hello tam She wants to know how many times a
• 32:43
  Speaker 7: night do you go into the surrender cobra with callers?
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Pretty much twice an hour on average.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: I think I've I've done the math Tammy in Montana,
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: and it's usually every time Angry Bill gets on hollering,
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: James Mars, Brooklyn, all the regulars, all the regulars. But
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: it's onward and upwards. So I do get in that
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  Speaker 2: surrender cobra quite a bit. What is next year cool?
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: What do we have to hear from? Tammy in Montana?
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: A fan favorite? Everyone loves Tammy in Montana.
• 33:13
  Speaker 7: Emmett would like to know, Hi, em It, what is
• 33:16
  Speaker 7: your favorite gas station food?
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: Well, back in the day when I would go, I
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: would love the the am PM would go there and whole.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Cadre like nachos. That was my big thing.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Seven eleven there was like a seven eleven connected to
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: a gas station.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Big slurpy guy back in the day, love the slurpy.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: I would would fill it up, drink it in the store,
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: fill it up again, then pay for it so I
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: get two for one.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: I love that. Is that for everybody?
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: Drink it that fast back.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: You didn't know me, Freeze, you didn't know me. I
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: had amazing.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: My superpower was consumption of massive quantities of food.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Wow. Although that doesn't really count as food, right, it's
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: just no icy water, sugar water.
• 34:00
  Speaker 6: But yes, that is for everybody.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: The rain and favorite fast food. We're not fast food.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: Gas station chos hot dog those disgusting like green hot dogs.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: That's funny.
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: I absolutely refuse to eat them now, but I'm somewhere.
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: I think the gas station corn dogs were always my favorite.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: What was better? Elementary school corn dogs are gas station.
• 34:21
  Speaker 6: Gas station corn dogs?
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: Because I have the halapino cheese ones, the ones as
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: you go to Yeah, and I like the crispy around
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: the stick, you know, the little wooden part.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: But I like the Arco hot dogs too. When you
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: said Arco, I was like, Oh, when I was a kid,
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: I eat those all the time. My dad loved taking
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: us to Arco to eat lunch.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: I used to eat everything back in the day, so
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: I would go to a gas station.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: It was my favorite.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: But you know, I love those late like here in
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: La those late night Mexican fast food places that are
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: kind of like somewhat like Albertos and places like that.
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: I ate ransom meat from Alberto's last night.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Actually, all right, Loraina that said that, Lawyers Cupolo.
• 34:59
  Speaker 7: I like the taketos.
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  Speaker 1: Good.
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've never had the taketos.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Taketo's one of those foods it's hard to have off.
• 35:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and they've got like different kinds, like some of
• 35:10
  Speaker 7: them are like buffalo chicken and cheese or the pizza sticks.
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: Did you guys ever have the pizza sticks?
• 35:17
  Speaker 7: Okay, you're making hungry.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of a fast okay, killing me.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: You're always I know, it's a problem.
• 35:25
  Speaker 7: It's my miser go King Rory would like to y Rory,
• 35:30
  Speaker 7: what would be worst going skydiving in your parachute not opening,
• 35:34
  Speaker 7: or going bungee jumping in the cord breaking.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: Well, I would think skydiving because that's a that's a
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: one hundred percent done.
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  Speaker 1: It'd be quick so I guess that's so.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: I guess the the bungee you'd survive possibly, right, you
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: could get water. Yeah, okay, So the bungeee thing's worse then,
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: because if you jump out of a plane the parachute
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: doesn't open, you're dead. But it's a kind of a
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: quick thing. Now, probably out while you're falling, you smash
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: into the ground. It probably doesn't feel that quick, but
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: you're relatively dead fast.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: The bungee thing, you might end up in the hospital.
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: Lorena, but you'd be alive. Yeah, but you I mean,
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: but you could be paralyzed, crippled, or you could have
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: a really cool story.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Right, here's the thing. Would you rather die or live
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: and have everything?
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: I think I think life is cool no matter which
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: experience you're taking.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: So I think I would rather vegetable.
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: You'd be okay, I'd be okay, I could have still
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: really cool dreams.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Really, I don't know about that. I don't know. We'll
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: talk tough situation.
• 36:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's a really good it's a good question. I
• 36:37
  Speaker 7: think I gotta agree with you, Ben.
• 36:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, all right, nothing, it is.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: All right, quick painless death, relatively speaking. What is next year?
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: It is asked Ben, your questions are answers.
• 36:49
  Speaker 7: This is a good one, uh JT the Wingman. He
• 36:52
  Speaker 7: would like to know. Did you have any magazine subscriptions
• 36:54
  Speaker 7: as a kid growing up?
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm old. I had Sports Illustrated.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: I always loved the swim Suit Issue when that came
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: out every holiday season. And then I had the Sporting
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: News because they had all the stats in there.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: The Sporting News, I waited for that every week. My
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: dad was a big Mad Magazine fan, so he had
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Mad Magazine. So that was around the house. My mom
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: he weave those elementary school things when I was I'm of.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: The age where you could sign up for all these
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: different magazines and whatever and so to help support the school,
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: and so we had so much crap.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Come into the house.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: There was this thing called Sport Magazine that we had
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: at one point, and it was looking back on I
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: was like, why what It's terrible compared to now everything's
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: just online.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: What about you, Lorraine up?
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: My grandma had so many magazines. They were under tables
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: and on the sides of everything.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: Was it those like entertainment like People magazine was at
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: home and was at home housekeeping?
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: No, they were all fashion like Cosmopolitans girl.
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: Did you have any magazine collection?
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: Well, no, I went through hers. I didn't need to
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: get my own, and I don't yeah know, but she had.
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: She never got rid of them. She'd hold onto the
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: ones from the seventies. She had them from the seventies.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Oh a Playboy, you just.
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: Don't even get rid of them. Yeah, playboy collection, yeah.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Old school playboy. All right. Yeah.
• 38:12
  Speaker 7: So when I was a little kid, I had Highlights.
• 38:16
  Speaker 7: Do you remember that?
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: I do not that. I don't know.
• 38:21
  Speaker 6: I thought that.
• 38:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I thought that went like way back, but maybe it's.
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: Just my you see him at doctor? Yes, yes, I.
• 38:29
  Speaker 7: Had that, And then later on into my preteen era,
• 38:34
  Speaker 7: I had WWF magazine.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Oh that's big. Well, all right, what's the next year?
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: To ask? Man? Your questions are answers.
• 38:44
  Speaker 7: Late Night Drug Tester would like to know if you
• 38:47
  Speaker 7: had a paid year off from work, what would you
• 38:50
  Speaker 7: do so fully paid?
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: I would go crazy? Probably, I'm used to working, so no.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: I would love to travel, drive across the country, visit
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: places I've never been, see people I don't see very often,
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: do that kind of stuff.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: What about you, Lorraina, Well.
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: First, I'd want to do nothing then I would.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Want to I don't do nothing well responsibility.
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: And then yes, I want to travel.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Cool.
• 39:14
  Speaker 7: I would spend half of it traveling and the other
• 39:18
  Speaker 7: half playing in poker tournaments.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's your dream, right, The professional poker player Poople
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: loop