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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Jay Gruden DISSES Philadelphia Eagles & GETS KICKED OFF SHOW · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, into your life from Philly. It's
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  Speaker 1: the number one rated Bolly and Tony foh Ya as
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  Speaker 1: always Bally Fools go here with Tony Fosco and don't
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  Speaker 1: you shows Undefitted and Sirianni shaved his hand. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: give you stats about that head shaving and that haircut
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  Speaker 1: that are gonna blow your mind and also make you
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  Speaker 1: slightly concerned. Also, we're gonna shake up the whole NFL
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  Speaker 1: MVP conversation with the name you totally won't say coming well,
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  Speaker 1: you actually will say Combing, yeah, exactly. You know, unless
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  Speaker 1: you're dumb or you're stupid then you know. But also
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  Speaker 1: we're bringing on a guest today, Tony. You know, we
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  Speaker 1: gotta say, we're very impressed that this guy had the
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  Speaker 1: stones to come on this show. Yeah, for all these years.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see if he has the balls to stay here though.
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  Speaker 1: Former Washington head coach Jay Gruden and uh, you know,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna see if he thinks Jayden Daniels reminds him
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  Speaker 1: of r G three and the way he was once
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  Speaker 1: goed and now totally sucks. Yep, we're gonna find out soon.
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  Speaker 1: But just quick, we got to get in a quick
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  Speaker 1: word from our newest sponsor, our good friends at Big Raisers.
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  Speaker 1: As you'll know, Nick Sirianni is now undefeated since shaving
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  Speaker 1: his head, and that's all because of Big Raisers. Now
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  Speaker 1: you're probably sitting there wondering, pay Tony, why haven't you
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  Speaker 1: shaved your head? Well, Dony did shave his head on Sunday, right,
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  Speaker 1: but he has so much masculine energy by the testosterone
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  Speaker 1: flowing through his veins, and there already grew up.
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  Speaker 2: I shaved it right before the Eagles game. By the
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  Speaker 2: end of the day it grew all back completely amazing day.
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  Speaker 2: So they say he's just that anyway, But still big raisers. Uh,
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  Speaker 2: shaves as close as a blade and your money back.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's that's run.
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  Speaker 3: It's a totally different company.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you talking.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I'm gonna ram My Carrington into your body.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yea doing He lost us millions of dollars probably anyway.
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  Speaker 1: All right, anyway, look, let's not waste any more time.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get right into a top story story. As we
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  Speaker 1: told you, the big story. Of course, the Eagles now
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  Speaker 1: were perfect eight and since Nick Sirianni shaved his head.
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  Speaker 1: But again, Tony, the hair is starting to grow badge,
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  Speaker 1: which is just very concerning, isn't it. You know, they
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  Speaker 1: only beat the Ravens by five points. In fact, look
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  Speaker 1: at this graphic.
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  Speaker 2: As you can see, when Nick Sirianni's hair was shorter,
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  Speaker 2: the Eagles won those first five games by an average
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  Speaker 2: of sixteen point two points. But when the hair started
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  Speaker 2: growing back and getting fuller, they only won those next
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  Speaker 2: three games by ten points. So this clearly proves if
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  Speaker 2: the Eagles want a bigger margin of victory, Nick Sirianni
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  Speaker 2: needs to slice off a bigger margin of hair.
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  Speaker 1: Just terrific hair analysis, that, Tony. And now another thing
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  Speaker 1: that's you know, been troubling in all of this. You know,
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  Speaker 1: people they've started referring to Nick Sirianni as a Baldiani. What, yeah, exactly,
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  Speaker 1: that's not even a pun. Yes, I mean funny, You're
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  Speaker 1: just you're just putting two words together. That's exact creative.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, Tony, you know before the show, what we
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  Speaker 1: sat down for what three minutes second, came up with
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of great names. Tell tell them those names
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  Speaker 1: we came up.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, listen to these footballed genius you know, like
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  Speaker 2: football except football yep, great one, Okay. Then there's Nick
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  Speaker 2: SHINADIANI you know, Nick Sirianni plus Sinad O'Connor perfectly fits yep.
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  Speaker 2: And then there's Mistic clean record, you know, because he's
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  Speaker 2: undefeated while looking like the guy from the famous Household
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  Speaker 2: cleaning products yep. And then also Bick Nick as in
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  Speaker 2: Bick Raiser, which is just great brand cross promotion, just
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  Speaker 2: so brilliant.
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  Speaker 1: Don't really love all of them, but basically impossible to
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  Speaker 1: choose that, donty Anyway to another annoying story. Uh Bro
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  Speaker 1: Football Talks full of Mike Floria just published a story
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  Speaker 1: saying the MVP race is down to two people Squad
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  Speaker 1: Barkley and Bill's qby Josh Allen. What should exactly shouldn't
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  Speaker 1: Jalen Hurts be in the MVP conversation US? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: who do you think is the one handing the ball to?
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  Speaker 1: I mean handing off is a very important skill, one
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  Speaker 1: hundred percent.
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  Speaker 2: Handing off is the most important skill any athlete or
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  Speaker 2: even any person can have.
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  Speaker 1: You know, think of tolbooth operators.
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  Speaker 2: If they can handoff you changed to you properly, not
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  Speaker 2: only would you lose money, there'd be millions of lost
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  Speaker 2: dimes getting fumbled onto the ground every day. The entire
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  Speaker 2: transportation system would get backed up and then shut down
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  Speaker 2: because people would be needing to get out of their
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  Speaker 2: cause to pick up all that fumbled money. That's what
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  Speaker 2: you call a most valuable player Toll booth operators and
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  Speaker 2: Jalen hurts. Frankly, it's clear Jalen and Saquon should be
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  Speaker 2: co MVPs.
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  Speaker 1: Terrific football and also civic analysis. That Doni and uh oh, well,
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  Speaker 1: now we have to talk about one of the biggest
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  Speaker 1: coaching snaffles in the history of time. You know, as
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  Speaker 1: we always say on this show, you can tell everything
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  Speaker 1: about a coach by his name, right, DONI? You know
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  Speaker 1: Irianni right, Well, that comes from the Italian for serious, right,
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  Speaker 1: that's perfect, Andy Reid, Well, reading is good, you know.
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  Speaker 1: That's that as coach Matt eba Flus, oh disastered. Well,
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  Speaker 1: we knew that was a problem right there, Tony, didn't
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  Speaker 1: We just look at his name, eba Flus. The word
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  Speaker 1: lose was sitting right there the whole time.
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  Speaker 2: And look at the coach the Bears had before him,
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  Speaker 2: Matt naggy nag who wants that nobody and exactly nobody.
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  Speaker 2: And now you look at their interim coach Thomas Brown.
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  Speaker 2: You want someone who's named after the worst football team
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  Speaker 2: in history.
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  Speaker 1: Just another bad move by the Bears. Just perfect name
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  Speaker 1: analysis that Tony. And on the subject the terrible pissball teams,
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  Speaker 1: you know the Jets. Now they're scrambling for answers as
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  Speaker 1: to what to do with Aaron Rodgers. You know now
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  Speaker 1: that he's somehow managing to suck even worse people. The
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  Speaker 1: answer is sitting right there under their nose, right there,
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  Speaker 1: you know. And we're not talking about backup quarterbacks, No,
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  Speaker 1: they're all garbage door. But Tony, you had such a great,
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  Speaker 1: simple idea.
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  Speaker 2: Tell the people for words New Jersey Turnpike. You're sitting
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  Speaker 2: right there next to the stadium. And it's a tried
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  Speaker 2: and true method that's worked many times in the past.
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  Speaker 1: Yep. You know, late one night you're like, hey, Aaron,
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  Speaker 1: let's go out and get something to eat.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You driving back there in the marshes in the meadowlands,
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  Speaker 2: you know, you see one of those good deep ditches
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  Speaker 2: and oh, Aaron, what's that? You open the door. You
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  Speaker 2: give them a little shove and a little pup pup pop.
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  Speaker 1: You know done.
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  Speaker 2: And if the next morning anyone's like, hey, has anyone
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  Speaker 2: seen Aaron, you just have to say, oh, I think
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  Speaker 2: he went on one of those darkness retreats. I'm sure
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  Speaker 2: he's fine. And then boom, problem solved, Problem solved. Just
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  Speaker 2: a great breakdown there.
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  Speaker 1: Tony, and man's that sound you know what that means?
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  Speaker 1: It's time to open up your full scope bed app
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  Speaker 1: and get ready for Tony's can't Lose vet of the Week. Tony,
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  Speaker 1: what you got, Let's go.
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  Speaker 2: This is my can't lose bet for this week's Eagles
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  Speaker 2: Panthers matchup. You know, the Panthers are coming off two
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  Speaker 2: surprisingly strong efforts, nearly beating the Bucks and the Chiefs.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I think this contest will be much closer
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  Speaker 2: than previously thought. Originally, I had the Eagles beating the
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  Speaker 2: Panthers by only eighty nine points by a scorer ninety
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  Speaker 2: one to two, with the two coming when Jalen Hurts
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  Speaker 2: accidentally kneels in the enzone at the end of the game.
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  Speaker 2: But you know, Bryce Young is making some major leaps forward,
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  Speaker 2: so we have to take that into consideration. That's why
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  Speaker 2: I now have the Eagles winning by a score of
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  Speaker 2: ninety one to five.
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  Speaker 1: no guest, he's coming on the line, So let's bring
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  Speaker 1: him on the Fusco Satellite Network, Fosco Satellite the world. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: this guy, you know, we'll give him credit. He's done
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  Speaker 1: a few things in the game of football. You know,
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  Speaker 1: won a Super Bowl on the bus right, you know,
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  Speaker 1: with that staff, and you know, considered one of the
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  Speaker 1: greatest players in Arena League history, which was headquartered, as
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  Speaker 1: you know, right here in Philly under the leadership of
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  Speaker 1: the great President Ron Jaworski. But that's not why we
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  Speaker 1: brought him on the show at all. So you know,
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  Speaker 1: forget all about that. He's here obviously because he's the
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  Speaker 1: former coach of the continually terrible Washington Commanders, who's assheet
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  Speaker 1: kick every year. He knows that he had a losing
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  Speaker 1: record in his career versus the Eagles five and six,
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  Speaker 1: which makes him a loser by definition. Anyway, here he
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  Speaker 1: is Jay Gruden. Welcome to the show.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, it's great to be here, fellas. Thanks for having me.
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  Speaker 1: That's he's handling with class. Coach.
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  Speaker 4: I was never the head coach of the Commanders. Just
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  Speaker 4: so you know, it was the Washington Redskins. Don't be
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  Speaker 4: afraid to say rids, No, we are not. You won't
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  Speaker 4: get canceled. It's okay, no trust.
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  Speaker 1: Just so for our audio listeners, he is wearing a
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  Speaker 1: USA hat. Yeah, looking like a true patriot. Yeah, there
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  Speaker 1: you go. He's off to a good start. I gotta say, Paulie,
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  Speaker 1: he's on to a good look. Let's go back. You
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  Speaker 1: couldn't have forgotten this. Your career record with Washington thirty
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  Speaker 1: five and forty nine. Okay, looking at the success that
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  Speaker 1: Nick Sirianni is having since shaving his head, you know,
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  Speaker 1: totally undefeated. You always had a nice, healthy head of hair.
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  Speaker 1: Looking back, now, do you regret not shaving your head?
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  Speaker 4: I would have shaved my head. I would shave my
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  Speaker 4: wife said, if it met winning more games.
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  Speaker 1: Hell, that's what you're into it?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, see, yeah at all but dedication. I got a
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  Speaker 4: great head of hair, I got some I got a collar.
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  Speaker 4: You know, I lay my hair too much when he's
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  Speaker 4: not that important? Is it stupid with that shaved head? Anyway?
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  Speaker 4: Whoa whoa whoa hat on the sideline and quit yelling
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  Speaker 4: at their fans, would you? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: You know, that's called the intimidation factor, you know, something
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  Speaker 1: you didn't have with that beautiful soft hair of yours.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know it's a good point. Now he's you know,
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  Speaker 4: the more you can do on the sideline, the better
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  Speaker 4: you can be. Shave your head, yell at the fans,
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  Speaker 4: you know, go for two and you don't have to.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's he's sound jealous. I think you're jealous
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  Speaker 1: of his and his smooth.
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  Speaker 4: Anything about Philamilthy. I am jealous.
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  Speaker 1: You lost that bro? Yeah exactly. What's your big problem?
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  Speaker 1: That we beat your ass too much? Is that your
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  Speaker 1: beef with us?
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  Speaker 4: I think we beat you and one a division one
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  Speaker 4: you're at your place? Uh yeah, I think we sent
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  Speaker 4: chip Kelly home.
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  Speaker 1: Remember that we sent chip Kelly. Also chip Kelly home, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Look, we didn't bring you on here to discuss. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: they're undefeated, nothing to talk about. Let's talk about grapiat
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  Speaker 1: games like your ex commanders. Yeah, after that three game skid, right,
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  Speaker 1: they went out and they beat the Titans forty to nineteen. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to sound you know, on PC as
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  Speaker 1: they say, But isn't that like when you sleep with
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  Speaker 1: an unattractive you know, cow, and it's like you did it,
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  Speaker 1: but you know it's nothing to call home about. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you don't want to tell your friends about it, you know.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't think it's like that at all. That
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  Speaker 4: was a big win. They had a three game losing streak.
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  Speaker 4: Jane Daniels came out, played well early. They jumped out
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  Speaker 4: them twenty eighth and nothing before they could even get
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  Speaker 4: off the bus. There was a big confidence booster. And
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  Speaker 4: they're playing Philly coming around the corner. So be careful
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  Speaker 4: about these commanders, change.
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  Speaker 1: You mean, when we already beat it, they need to
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  Speaker 1: be careful of us, don't you guys?
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  Speaker 4: Get all big headed now because you want a couple
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  Speaker 4: of games and gets the New York Giants and you.
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  Speaker 1: Sound very bitter. Is that because is that because of
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  Speaker 1: the five and six record what happened against Philly that
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  Speaker 1: made you such a bitter human being.
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  Speaker 4: The Grudens were forced to be bitter. We're all bitter
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  Speaker 4: humans right now. So yeah, I'm bitter. I don't like Philadelphia,
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  Speaker 4: I don't like Dallas. I do like Washington though, because
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  Speaker 4: I like Jayden Daniels.
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  Speaker 1: No, but you know, when you look at Jaden Daniels, right,
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  Speaker 1: you coached RG three very similar to Jaden Daniels. Does
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  Speaker 1: he remind you of G three and you know how
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  Speaker 1: he's having a precipitous fall from stodhom.
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  Speaker 4: No, No, not at all.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 4: RG three is totally different than Jayden. They're different people,
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  Speaker 4: different quarterbacks. RG three did have a lot of successes
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  Speaker 4: rookie year, as is Jaden, but I think Jade will
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  Speaker 4: be able to sustain it a little bit better with
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  Speaker 4: a skill set.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So you're saying it would be wrong to call
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  Speaker 1: Jaden Daniels RGI four as we've been calling him.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that would be definitely wrong. Yes, Okay, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 4: can you explain to me Lamar too, maybe something like
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  Speaker 4: that a little more closer to real realistic?
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  Speaker 1: What is the difference between Jade and Daniels and RG three,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, because all I just see is a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of hype and crappy foot yes, stat padding, that's all.
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  Speaker 4: I think. Jayden had five years in college as a player.
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  Speaker 4: He's played a couple of years Arizo State, a couple
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  Speaker 4: of years at LSU. RG three really had one good
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  Speaker 4: year at Baylor, so Jayden had a lot more schooling
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  Speaker 4: coming up in college. He was able to do more
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  Speaker 4: of the drop back passing game. RG three did a
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  Speaker 4: little bit at Baylor, not a whole lot, and then
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  Speaker 4: he had the rookie year, and then he hurt his leg,
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  Speaker 4: and then he was forcing to become more of a
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  Speaker 4: drop back quarterback. He just wasn't quite ready to do that.
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  Speaker 4: Jayden has the ability to be a dropback quarterback. He
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  Speaker 4: has accuracy, touch and anticipation and a great arm. So
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  Speaker 4: that's a difference.
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  Speaker 1: But also if you breathe on him, you'll break like
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  Speaker 1: two of his ribs.
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  Speaker 4: He does have some sore ribs, or he did anyway,
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  Speaker 4: but not anymore. As evidence against the Tennessee Titans forty
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  Speaker 4: two to nineteen, sheilacky, Well.
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  Speaker 1: What's up with you in the Titans you're acting like
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  Speaker 1: they're the seventy though Dolphins of someulting that is.
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  Speaker 4: Just beating Houston, Texas on the road the week before.
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  Speaker 4: You guys do realize that, right? They do have Jeffrey
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  Speaker 4: Simmons and Harold Landry, and they have Calvin Ridley. They
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  Speaker 4: have some good player and I'd like to have a
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  Speaker 4: bunch of scrubs. Pollard's a good player, and I have
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  Speaker 4: some good.
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  Speaker 1: I honestly, I honestly have to say, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: any of the names.
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  Speaker 4: You just what doesn't surprise me? You don't know anything
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  Speaker 4: about any names of football. It doesn't surprise you. I'm
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  Speaker 4: just telling you.
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  Speaker 1: Look, you want to talk names of football, Let's talk
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  Speaker 1: about who you had on that coaching staff in Washington. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you had Sean McVeigh and had Kevin O'Connor. They go
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  Speaker 1: on the success after coaching with you. Is that because
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  Speaker 1: you taught them so much or because you suck so much?
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  Speaker 1: Just tell us.
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  Speaker 4: Probably a combination.
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  Speaker 1: I did teach them a little bit.
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  Speaker 4: You know, drink some coffee and you know, drink a beer.
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  Speaker 4: I guess, but no, oh, on the job, these guys
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  Speaker 4: are both very intelligent guys. We work together very well,
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  Speaker 4: and they went on a great success and me, I
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  Speaker 4: just waddle around on the beach and play golf.
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  Speaker 1: Oh well there's your problem right there. Yeah, were you
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  Speaker 1: doing that while you coach the commanders.
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  Speaker 4: A little bit?
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  Speaker 1: I think so, Yeah, I think that's record.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Actually I was five the year I got fired,
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  Speaker 4: So I correct you there too.
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  Speaker 2: We were about to bring that up for the rest
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  Speaker 2: if you taught them so well, now you're seeing the success.
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  Speaker 2: Do you ever think about I should sue these guys
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  Speaker 2: for taking like the plays that I taught lagiurism?
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  Speaker 4: You know, yeah, you know I never thought about that.
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  Speaker 4: Is that the possibility? How much you think I can
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  Speaker 4: get to that? Well, you know, we do what he's
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  Speaker 4: suing everybody nowadays.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly. Hey, that's my play, Hey, the trap play, that's
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  Speaker 1: my play. Yeah, and then you know i'd be right.
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  Speaker 4: Ran out against Philadelphia for a forty yard touchdown.
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  Speaker 1: You remember that, No, nobody, we don't remember.
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  Speaker 4: Nobody remember the little slant take off the Pierre Garzan
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  Speaker 4: and the core of the end zone against Jim Kelly
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  Speaker 4: for touchdown to seal the deal.
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  Speaker 1: Again, he is, in fact, I forgot he was the
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  Speaker 1: coach of the Eagles until you reminded me, So yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Let's move on here to the bars. You know, okay,
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  Speaker 1: you know what we say is you can tell a
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  Speaker 1: lot by everything, but you could tell a lot about
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: a coach by his name, right, you know, like Siriani
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: comes from serious Italian for serious, right, Andy Reid, Well,
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: reading is good. Look at your name, Gruden. You know
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: you're rude for a coach. Not so great for this interview.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: But you know, okay, matt Iba Flus has the word
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: lose right there in his name, Eba Flus. Shouldn't we
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: have known right there? That was a problem.
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: That is something that I'm sure that the ownership of
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: Chicago did not look into, and I'm sure they probably
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: wish they would have. So maybe you guys are onto
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: something there.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, let's just see, did you analyze names when
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: you are picking coaches? You know, like O'Connell sounds like
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: he's a con man. I'm probably going to steal all
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: my plays.
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: He did, and he did go on to another. I
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: think you guys are on to something there.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: See, that's what you would you have called the time
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: I'm out with Caleb Williams or you just let him
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: go there at the end, Let him.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: Go there, run the clock out. Who cares, They're not
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: going to win it anyway.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Exactly, here you go.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: Last thing we want to do is go into overtime
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: and watch exactly.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Why waste everybody's time? Exactly? Everyone was waiting for that
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: game to be over. All right, his coaching is still working.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: Coaching by that's good coach. Let's Aaron Rodgers. Okay. You
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: know the Jets they're wondering how to get rid of
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: this guy. Okay, because you know there's a contract problem.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Tony has a great solution. Just listen to this jet. Yeah,
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: you know, late one night, you know, you just take
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: him out.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: You say, hey, Aaron, let's go get something to eat,
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: you know, and then you drive back then the meadow lands,
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: you know, back then the marshes, and Aaron's like, hey,
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: where are we? Like, Oh, don't worry, it's just down
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: the block. And then all of a sudden, no, you
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: open the door, Hey Aaron, could you go over there
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: for a second, give him a little shove there. And
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: then the next morning, if anyone asks, hey where's Aaron,
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: he's like, oh, he went on one of his darkness retreats.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: You know, probably don't be seeing him anymore. Great idea,
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: your thoughts, coach, I don't think.
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: That'd be a good idea. You know, you might go
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: to jail for that one for life shot in the
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: head three times.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: You know I didn't say that, I just you know, Okay, Well,
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: did you ever consider doing that with you know, Case,
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Keenum or somebody?
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Five good guys?
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: A great guy. Don't ever talk about about Case. He's
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: a good guy. He doesn't go back up quarterback commercially.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: See those on TV? Those are sweet.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: I have not seen those. Those must be airing during
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: command Is Titans games, which we are absolutely not exactly
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: all right, all right, look we all know the big topic. Coach. Okay,
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: let's just see if you got your head on straight,
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: just get rid of your Philly bias. Yeah, okay for
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: a moment. You know, people are saying they're only two
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: names right now for MVP. They're saying, Josh Allen, what
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: about Jalen Hurts? Okay, who do you think is handing
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: the ball off to? You know, you're a quarterback. Don't
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: you think that's the most important thing? Handing the ball off?
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: Who handed the ball off the Barry Sanders and Walter
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: Payton and Jim Brown.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Do you remember are you kidding me?
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: Exactly?
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: We always said Eric Kramer, Eric Kraman, Scott Mitchell not
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: getting their fan due.
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: Well, then you got to get it to Cam Jurgens, right,
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: He touches the ball first and hands the ball to
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: Jalen Hurt.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: So why do you get a new o?
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: Why why he spins the ball over and he and
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: he snaps the ball and then Jalen gets it and
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: gives it the saquon and then Jurgens has to block.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: So I think Jurgis shoun get double duty.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: You know, Actually, Tony, this is not actually had that
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: I think about it. I gotta say, Coach, that's teristic analysis.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: But we need to have three MVP. I gotta say,
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: I'm kind of impressed, Paulie. Okay, coach, Well, why you're
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: on a roll here? How about this?
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: Yep?
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: You know the Eagles now eight and zero with Sirianni
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: bald Who do you see them facing in the Super
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Bowl this year?
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: Flip your coin heads Kansas City tails Buffalo? How's that?
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: So, however, however, they ain't gonna be Philly what do
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: you mean, What do you mean it ain't gonna be
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: Come on, man, you know there's so many touch pushes
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: you can do that. They're gonna they're gonna.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Push you coach push show grow, didn't off? You need
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: to take off? That us a happy off the show?
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Is he off the line? You know we're never having
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: that jealous loser on the show again. That's what that is.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're updating his record against the Eagles to five
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: and seven because that counts as a loss.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Exactly, don'ty anyway, Let's not let him ruin, which was
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: otherwise just a terrific show. Of course, we want to
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: thank our spots. Is our good friends at Dick Raises.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: You kidding the subject of annoying people named J. Yeah,
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: exactly producing J.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: What do you want corrections? What what go?
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: You said?
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: The Eagles had a higher margin of victory when Nick
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: Sirianni's hair was shorter.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Uh, check the stats bro. It's called data bro.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they won those games by more points because they
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: had a weak schedule. Then their schedule got harder, and
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: then they played better teams and had nothing to do
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: with his haircut.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well you want to see a weak schedule,
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: look at your social life.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to see something that never gets hard?
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: Look down your pants? O?
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: Great, what.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: You said?
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: Turnpike is two words?
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, turn pike. It's called English, bro, learn it.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: Turnpike is one word, not too. It's on the sign.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: You just have to read it.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Oh well, uh, I got two words for you, douchebag. Yeah,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: here's a sign that you can read right there, my finger.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: What so you once again said Siriani is a word
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: that means serious and Italian.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, yeah, great name. Bro, Yeah, it.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: Doesn't mean serious. I looked it up. It literally means
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: sir or master. So you got that completely wrong.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Oh I see, well master is half how I would
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: describe your love life. The other half is beta. Yeah.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: And you know who got something completely wrong? God when
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: he made your micro dick.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: But here's something because we just got him. Book just
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: came through. Next week on the show super Bowl Hero
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Egos Legend, Nick Foles will be here. You know, the
• 24:08
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• 24:12
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• 24:16
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• 24:19
  Speaker 1: exactly desperately and great job as always, same to you, Paulie,
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: another floorless show Eagle. We'll see if people next week.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: See you