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Welcome Back Day Drinking with Dog. On this blazing hot Wednesday afternoon in June,
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we are fast approaching July, July October. July fourth is almost around
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the corners. Octover's almost around the corner. And I know my guest is
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a fun, beach loving person, but I can't wait till I could put
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a fucking sweatshirt back on and be a little chilly. Brooke Bower finally returns.
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How you doing, Brooke, I'm doing great. Thanks for having me
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back. And we tried doing this, oh maybe six months ago and timing.
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You're just so fucking busy. That's me girl, So busy can be
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everywhere at once. You can't. I can't. And uh but I think
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I uh, I think I figured out the formula with you. And that's
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just kind of catch you while the iron's hot. That's it. And you
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know Trump gets convicted. I mean, I I meant to actually google how
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many days left to the election, but it's got to be. I mean,
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we're creeping up for four and a half months. Yeah yeah, hoping
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to get a VP announcement soon. So I should be coming soon, very
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soon. So I figured, you know what, let me reach out.
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And I didn't really have anything much lined up. I don't have much lined
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up, like moving forward. I never get too far ahead of myself because
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I hate when people like I don't hate when they can't get it. I
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understand it, but like, I don't want to line up like eight weeks
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of shows and then three pan cans and I'm trying to scramble. So so
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I nailed you down. Finally you got me here, gotcha? And obviously
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I see you, talk to you all the time. But have you been
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great? Great living? This is my time now. I only get three
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months of the sunshine down at the beach, so uh, you know,
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I try to take a stay of the year and you sat at a pool
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all day. Well, yeah it was hot. I needed I needed to
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cool off. But I did hear the beach was beautiful. We have a
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nice breeze down there. It's great. Cleaned us up nice this year,
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got rid of all of our rocks. Yeah, I drove by golfy.
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I dropped Braiden off to go fishing, and it was fucking pretty packed.
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It was packed. Just when I was on my way here, it was
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still bumping. There's tons of people. Nice. Nice. So we're gonna
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get into trumpet a little bit. Okay, a couple of things I got
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to get off the top. One. Happy Father's Day, I know,
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came in, passed Happy Father's Day to Roger your dad. Obviously my father
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passed away, and so I took my I think it was my first Father's
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Day off ever since working a stone bridge. Good for you. Took it
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off and had a great day and went golfing and went down a stone bridge
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of course where I work, and caught a nice one, perfect and it
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was good. So I know Mother's Day is the big one. But Father's
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Day, I think sometimes they get a little sideswiped by Mother's Day. Not
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my dad, don't. Your dad makes sure he gets his due. So
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happy Father's Day. Belated to everybody out there that's a father, or I'm
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not even a father, but I'm pretty much aim So you are happy.
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Happy Father's Day. Big Celtics victory the other night. I know you really
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don't carry not a big sports person as far as basketball, but I didn't
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want to make a quick little shout out one of the best Celtics teams I've
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ever seen. They just ran through the season, ran through the playoffs.
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Say what you want. They stayed relatively healthy, and usually in sports that's
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you know, ninety percent of the battle is staying healthy and not losing your
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star players. And they did lose Perzingis for a little bit, but it
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didn't matter. They're too deep, too talented. I can see them winning
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two or three of the next in the next three or four years. They
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might be a little mini dynasty coming up. They're all young, They're all
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going to be re signed, and I feel bad for the rest of the
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league these guys coming up. And Boston is back into being the city of
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champions that is that is now thirteen championships since two thousand and one. That's
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like over one every other year. And we only have four teams, where
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New York like that's six. Sometimes they are the eight. Sometimes they claim
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Jersey is their fucking teams just to try to get a win. But the
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Yankees look good. Yankees yan do look good. I'll give them credit for
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that. I stuck two or three from them. You always got to get
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it in there. And uh and happy June scenes to you, Brooke,
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Yeah you too? Did you celebrate accordingly? I? Uh, we're doing
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I'm doing it right now. I didn't work today, cheers. I mean
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I'll take a day, yeah, because I want to, but I can.
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Yes, yeah, yeah said. The second year is like officially listen
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banks closed, post office closed. They're considering it a federal holiday. It's
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crazy. It is that crazy. It's just it's crazy, how how it
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took this long to make it happen. And what amazes me a little even
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more is the fact that they don't even tell you really what it is,
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Like you're supposed to know, like you and me are smart enough when it
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when it first happened, honestly, I didn't know what it meant. What
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what is it? And why is it teenth in it? Why is it
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the nineteenth? Like why is it the sixteenth? You know, and quick
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google searches and probably not the way to go, but you know, a
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little duck duck ghost search will get you more accurate information. But like then
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they you know, they say it's you know, the freeing of the slaves,
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emancipation and all that, but that actually happened like six months prior,
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right, And this is when actually like went into I don't know, it's
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just I think it's a five holiday. I have no problem with it,
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but just it's just how these things are released and the timing of it all.
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And and is it for you know, it's under the Biden rule,
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you know, is it is it for votes? Is it for black votes?
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Is it for? What is it for? And uh I saw Biden
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at the June Teeth concert on the White House lawns. It's just it's scary
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at this point. I mean, like, why is there ill hold on?
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I gotta I gotta get back on me here? Why is his hands
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just always like this? Because is it like like went a fist pumped the
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guy and he like he like it's almost like he closed his own fist.
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And because he's not right, like, I don't know, man, he's
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slow. He needs a handler. So so so getting into Trump a little
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bit. It's funny how how you kind of sensed this coming and you sense
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how the media plays it, and you know the media when the media started
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turning on Biden as far as his cognitive ability, I thought to myself,
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it's not going to take long for the media to turn this to Trump,
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and sure enough they already are. Of course, now there's reports coming that
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one of his biographers or something. Well, the last six times I sat
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down with him, he wasn't all there. Yeah, I just saw something
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like, oh, he also needed help off stage, Like come on,
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there's like nothing more worse than Biden. Like he just had another one with
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with Obama the other day. Yeah, you had like a scored of off
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skit stage. He didn't know where he was. I mean, the man
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looks confused on the regular, So is that but I mean, come on,
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I mean it's just I mean three years is funny. I mean you're
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that old. I mean, seventy eight to eighty one could be allot,
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Like yeah, dad passed away at seventy nine, but I felt like he
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was five. Like when he was seventy four or five, I'm like,
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oh man, he's kind of losing it. Yeah. Yeah, And so
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everyone's different, you know, and it can also happen quickly. And the
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fact that they're ignoring all of that, I think that's what makes me the
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most furious of it all, Like just own it, like, say,
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he's not okay, get you had every opportunity to say he's not running again,
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correct, even if you put Kamala up there, whatever you had to
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do. This this is like how like, this is how arrogant slash dumb
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the left is they that, like, well, it's Biden, He's he's
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the most wholesome guy out there. Dude, are you kidding me? He
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birth hunter, let's get serious, or fathered hunter probably in the eighties.
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I mean, yeah, you know, oh he was a good time.
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You'll give him that. I mean, I can't really falter for that.
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But your dad's president kind of no, But like what but what about him
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even getting with like the dead brother's wife and all the that's the dramases,
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throwing ship in dumpsters, her telling him not to go back and get it
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like wild stuff, and and it's another one of those conspiracy theories that well
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was proven true of course, you know. And and they get him on
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a gun rap come on, like the biggest fucking thing. And like just
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watching Biden sit there and be like, oh, my son's I mean with
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the laws, the law. But what about him saying that he's proud of
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him, proud of him for what? What can you possibly I mean,
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I don't know. I don't think my dad would be pretty proud of all
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the ship that he did. Oh, he cleaned his act up, Like
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let's get serious, but found right, right, But like, what about
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his kid that he's ignored for however long that Biden's never even met, right,
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Like, you got some daughter roaming around like eastern fucking Kentucky and like
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nobody's ever seen her, and you just ignore that she even exists. Come
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on, it doesn't matter that then broke. Yeah, you're right, they
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have no repercussions. You're right, But don't worry Biden. It's not gonna
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parts. He will not pardon him. He will not, No, but
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he can commute his fucking sentence. Of course, stupid all of it.
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But but that was the whole point of it all. I was like,
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all right, get him on the gun charges, right, give him prison
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time because they all want Trump to get prison time for a charge that really
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isn't even a crime. Uh, but they make that a felony, which
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is if it is a crime, it's a misdemeanor. But they trumped it
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up, literally figure trumped it And uh, I don't know, I just
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I remember you and I having this conversation four years ago, and I remember
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sitting at your house but behind your couch, and I forget who was in
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the room. I think it was my sister it was it was s Decker's
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X oh, there d David, and he pulled up something about on his
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phone about I think it was like ten at night m hm, and the
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odds of Trump winning at that point were like eighty five. And then it's
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like the minute he said that everything, we were like watching it in real
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time. Yeah, boo boo, boodoo boodoos. And then I was like
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after midnight and we're like and I just knew it, Like we knew going
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in, Like we didn't want to believe it, but we knew going in
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that with this mail in voting ship with with COVID, that was how they
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were going to get it back. And they did it. And you could.
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You can comment me all you want if I think the election was stolen
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or whatnot. I really don't care what the fuck you think about what I
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think correct. But there was a lot of shady shit going on. We
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almost knew going in and this was what's gonna happen. It happened, and
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it's almost if you say it now to any liberal, we're still like deniers
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of election denier. We're election deniers, and a non election denier, a
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liberal will not do their own research. They're just gonna go with what MSM
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says to them, and that's that. And they're just gonna snoot in your
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face with their fucking nose and walk away. And that used to frustrate me
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a lot. Not anymore. Actually, if Trump loses, and you may
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hate me for saying this, if Trump fucking loses, I'm gonna just fucking
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laugh because we live in a country that is so fucking stupid. Right,
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No, right, you're right, Like, what has Biden ever done for
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us? I don't care that four years he's been president. What has he
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done for us when he was a senator? Nothing got himself rich? Right,
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not birth fucking drug addict, fucking right, cereal fucked up kids.
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And Trump's not gonna lose, by the way, Well, I understand that
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he doesn't lose last time. You're right, and he's not going to lose
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again. Some say he's still a president. I mean I'm some he's my
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president, that's for sure. I mean, so, how do you one
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with five months ago? Do you do you foresee a black Swan event?
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And part two of that question is does he win regardless whether there is a
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black Swan event or not? What's your gut? My gut is that I
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I mean, I think, hands down, I think there's so many reformed
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I want to think, wholeheartedly reformed liberals that have finally seen a little bit
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of a light across all the ethnicticity everybody everybody like. I mean, I
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feel like he's gone to places now and has shown that he really is a
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president of the people. And I mean, nothing was better than when we
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were under Trump, Like nothing as far as our economy, prices of everything,
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you name it. I mean, I'm pretty sure if a liberal,
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some big conscio somewhere is looking at her their four oh one k it was
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a lot better four years ago than it is now, as everybody would.
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I don't know. I think what I'm the most nervous about is that Biden
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is not competent to run again, and they're gonna throw somebody big in at
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the very last minute. The time the clock is ticking and it's getting real
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close, and I think they're gonna throw somebody in who right now. I
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can't consciously say that I could pick them, but it's gonna be somebody that
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is gonna make maybe those reformed liberals think twice. That's what makes me nervous.
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Yeah, I mean would to shock you if Biden in the next month
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is hospitalized not at all, Uh is unfit to run, and the Democrats
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before their convention have to get together and basically put some money in the forefront.
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I don't know who. I mean, my first guest would be Kamala,
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but I think they're frightened of her. I think she would get crushed
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in debates. She she can't, she can't publicly speak like I don't know,
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do they like throw a super wild card in there and they I mean,
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I've read and seen things trying to take Kennedy. I don't trust that
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guy. I don't trust that guy. But I'm just asking him. No,
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I don't think it would be I don't think so either. I think
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he's too I mean, I think he's waiting. That is that's more frightening
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than anything. Well for us, yes, but I'm saying for them,
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Like for them, you got to look at how they're looking at right like
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he is he he is national now because of COVID, h blatant you know,
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disregard for anyone's human rights during COVID. And that's no, you're you're
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absolutely no, You're absolutely right. Reason. I don't, I don't know,
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but I think there's I think there's gonna be a lot of there's gonna
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be a lot of a lot of things happening quickly within the next couple months
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that I think is going to They're going to try their I mean they just
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tried obviously with all the convictions and the felonies and the court bullshit, you
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know, not allowing him to go to his you know, son's graduation.
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Then last minute, oh yeah, you can go like, you know,
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revoking any kind of appeal that he's trying to put through. And for what
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like the man keeps coming back out on top like say what you want.
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Anybody can. And I love this argument. I love I love Like you
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said before, I love to fact check a liberal. It might be my
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most favorite thing to do in the world because they have no idea. I
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mean, I got news Max on twenty four hours a day. It's like
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the soundtrack to my life. There's only one thing I watched on the news
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anymore. And it's got filled at ten because I just like that. I
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like the comedy aspect of it because it's it's really like like I used to
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like before I really got into politics. When John Stewart was on a Daily
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Show, he was pretty like he's a liberal obviously, and he actually just
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attacked Trump today but whatever. Uh. Even even Stephen Colbert, like they
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were back to back, they attacked both sides and they made it funny and
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they made it and Colbert literally went the road of like Keith Oberman, he
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just like went off the fuck. He mean, he literally is dancing around
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on stage and syringes promoting the fucking job, right, you know. And
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Stuart like just left and he did a couple of good things. He was
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trying to fight for some military rights and stuff and and and wounded sword excuse
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me, wounded warriors. And then he comes back. He he only does
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it Monday nights now or something. Yeah, and it's just again now,
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it's just it's just pure because they understand that's where the money is. Like
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with this Rachel Maddow ship that she's worried that Trump's gonna lock her up.
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No, you're not right, You're saying this because you you realize that,
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holy shit, the Trump trains coming back for my pocketbook. That's it.
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Yeah, it's gonna be twenty four hour news cycle again for another four years,
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right, you know, right, and that's what they want. They
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they're gonna tell you they don't of course I want Trump in office because obviously
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Trump doesn't win, He's not running again in four years eighty three. Yeah,
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us saying people will be like, right, you know, no,
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you had your time, that's where we groomed Don Junior and uh and I
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just I just think you guys are literally again once again lying to the nation
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when when you say you don't want Trump in office because you can have your
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Saturday Night Live skits, skits skits about about Biden and his cognitive decline and
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his whatever. Yeah, but do they even do that, do they even
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touch on it? Like I don't watch that show. No, I don't
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watch it either, but you know it's it's just like, all right,
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well, then what do you got, like, say Biden wins, Trump
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goes away, you lock so you lock them up, lock him over the
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rest of his life. Whatever. Again, you're going to galvanize a base
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that has already been galvanized pretty pretty strongly. And where where will there ever
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be? Is a good question for you. Will there ever be a truce?
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Will there ever be the left and the right actually coming together doesn't have
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to be in fucking harmony and hugging in the streets of New York City.
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But because in the history of the world this has never happened, So I
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don't understand why people get so upset with the folk divide. Well, there's
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always been a There's always been a I think it's yours. It's why there's
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never any more except for the four years when Trump is in office. But
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correct, do I think that there's ever gonna be a truce? No?
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Never, I mean, then why do we have two parties? You know
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what I mean? Like, No, I don't think it's ever gonna get
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to there. But I do think that there can be a time where it's
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not as aggressive. It doesn't have to be so intense, like you can
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have whatever. No one's ever gonna agree on everything, you know what I
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mean, But there can be some sort of happy medium. I would like
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to think, probably not in our lifetime anytime soon, but maybe to a
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point where it's not so like cutthroat, like you gotta you gotta take that
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out for a second. And I mean, listen, isn't the United States
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like freedom of speech, freedom of all the things like this is why a
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million we have all the immigrants coming in, thanks Biden, all these people
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sleeping in airports, sleeping they want to come here for a reason, Like
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Okay, but will it ever be rainbows and butterflies and unicorns? Probably not?
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Probably not, but maybe it can be better than what it is.
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I mean, I feel social media has a lot to do with how why
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the gap is in Yeah obviously, uh and I don't see that going away.
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So no, that's only getting bigger and stronger. You know, our
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kids and our kids kids to you got to figure out how to navigate through
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those crazy wildernesses of of X and Facebook and Instagram and TikTok and you know,
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realize how influential they can be on a young person. Oh yeah,
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and and brainwash reality of young people and adults. I mean they brainwash adults
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just the same. Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm of a flat earth
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now. I seriously, I have a lot of things I follow, I
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read and I research, and I'm like, there's a pretty good case out
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there that it's not what you think right, you know. And I'm not
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at the conclusion yet, but I'm leaning in a certain direction. And it's
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like people can call me crazy. I really again, I don't don't care.
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I don't care, you know, But I like to search for truth
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over what we've grown up on, Like you know, I've I've you know,
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like ten years on you a little more going into high school, and
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I just I remember these certain little points and I remember so speaking of flat
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Earth. Remember I was in like ninth grade in high school and it was
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history class and the teacher we were going through these fucking big history books and
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how boring was that when we were kids? But they brought up the teacher
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brought up the flat Earth society that was a Native African tribal community. It's
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amazing that do you remember that? That's why that that term is always lived
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in my head over the years. And I remember asking, well, what,
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what's what's flat earth? Right? She's like, Oh, it's these
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crazy people in Africa. I think the Earth is flat and we're fucking about
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it. We're not a globe. And you know, me, I've always
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asked questions my whole life, and I'm like, well, who says we're
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not like, who says our globe? You know, He's just like pooh
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pooed it and moved on. I moved on to it, right Well,
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there was no there was no way for you to fact check that at that
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point. You're gonna go at the encyclopedia, you know, And so I'm
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like whatever, so like, but now I've I've I've seen a lot of
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evidence that proves a lot of different things. You know, right, We're
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just not a flat plane and a snow globe. You know, there's a
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lot of conspiracy theories beyond the conspiracy theory, and you know the moon landing
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is one of them, and a lot of crazy ship that is whole for
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another day. But I don't know where I was going. But anyway,
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we know social media, social media, Yeah, they can melt meld your
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young minds and even your adult minds into into one. You know. I
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wasn't a big religion person ever my whole life, and now I'm like curious
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to go to church, right like seriously, Like I just saw the head
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coach of the Celtics win and they asked them the fucking dumbest questions with the
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media asked them before they won the championship, how do you feel about you
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and Jason Kidd being two black head coaches UH coaching in the finals at the
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same time, blah blah blah, And Joe Mizula, who's black, said,
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well, how many were Christians? And the whole fucking it was not
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a peep in the fucking you know, And I thought it was a great
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answer. And again, I'm not religious, but you know, I have
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a lot of religious friends, and I'm like, you know, I go
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to a lot of funerals lately and a lot of weddings, and it's you
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know, and it's maybe it's worth my time to listen and see and see
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what they have to say because I never read the Bible. I never read
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any of that stuff. But I'm not getting any younger, and maybe I
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just want to do it for my own research more than so they join a
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church or something. Yeah, I mean it doesn't even have Yeah, maybe
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just like you said, to listen, to have a peace of mind,
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to know, educate yourself a little bit more on what it is right and
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why, maybe why some people are so passionate about it and others aren't right,
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right, And I've had that conversation on the show before and it was
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it was actually quite a stimulating conversation on you know, being an agnostic or
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an atheist or whatever you want to call it, and you know, something
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of huge faith. And we had, you know, I had hard questions
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for him that I thought. He answered great and yeah that's a question me
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and I just poo pooed him, you know, just like you're not religious.
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It's just like, okay, you believe in something there, right,
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you know, and it's it's not always about that, you know. Yeah.
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No, So Trump, my man Trump Trump Trump. So he did
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this thing the other day, which on first when I first read it,
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actually set it out in my group message at work. Uh. They were
23:55
asking him as something about you know something I don't know something about press it
24:00
COMINGU blah blah blah, and he immediately changed the subject to how to fix
24:03
the economy, and he basically said, well, let's start with not taxing
24:07
the tips on servers and bartenders. And he started this trend where like you
24:12
wrote, you write on your check your tip and then you write no tax
24:15
on tips. And actually somebody worked on it the other night. Look look
24:21
at like I got it. Yeah, like tips from Jesus. Yeah right.
24:23
So at first I was like, Okay, this seems to me like
24:29
a Biden trying to get rid of student debt, kind of kind of grabbed
24:33
to get votes. And a couple of people are texted me, and it
24:37
was gaining steam, this movement. But this is the beginning of the movement.
24:44
The movement is to get rid of income tax, right together. Imagine
24:48
that. Imagine that, and you want to boost an economy, you get
24:53
rid of income tax, you go to a flat tax, or you just
24:56
tax the fuck out of overseas. Shiit. There's a lot of ways.
25:00
And you would think a first state that would jump on board with this would
25:04
be California. Right, they're the heaviliest in the country, and you know
25:10
we're pretty high to eleven percent or something crazy like that. I think you
25:15
get half your paycheck in Cali, like between state and federal. That is
25:18
wild. Yeah, that's wild. Like all the stars and companies and and
25:22
golfers move out at Cali because, like I remember, Phil Nicholson famously moved
25:26
out of Cali. He's like, dude, I'm winning two million dollars in
25:29
a tournament. I'm getting a quarter of the Yeah, I'm only taking dude.
25:36
So then I swisch like, all right, obviously you pep that official
25:38
to me, I wouldn't have to pay as much as they pay every year.
25:41
But I'm like, it's not a grab, Like it's actually forwardly thinking
25:48
how to get this tanking economy back going, and how do you do it?
25:51
Well, put money in the hands of the people that don't get big
25:55
enough raises to to supplement their rising rent, rising bills, they're rising gases,
26:02
they're rising everything, UI bills, they're fucking cable bills. Everything's rising
26:06
around them at an exponential rate that our raises aren't keeping up with. Absolutely
26:10
not right. I mean I feel like everyone, unless you're uber wealthy,
26:15
everyone sees that firsthand. It's in everybody's house. Go to the grocery store.
26:19
It's insane. Literally, you can't leave one bag of groceries is sixty
26:23
five dollars for nothing, that's not even buying like a meat product. I
26:27
get like fucking anxiety when I got to like get the big things. Oh
26:32
yeah, fuck all right, I need paper towels, toilet paper, and
26:34
laundry. Church well, there goes your whole, there goes store right,
26:38
get food right, It's it's insanity, it's I did this whole, and
26:44
any of my people listening will know. I tracked romaine lettuce last summer.
26:49
It sounds crazy, okay, no, but it used right. It used
26:55
to be like, you know, you get the three heads of lettuce and
26:56
a bag. They're a dollar ninety nine operate lash last summer and even now
27:02
six ninety nine for a bag of lettuce, Like is it gold? What
27:06
are we doing? I'm like, how half a penny? Like what is
27:11
happening? I'm like for lettuce for lettuce, like a bag of lettuce.
27:18
I'm real mad about it, like real pad. And then I would go
27:22
to like the little Farmer's market downtown and be like, yo, I'd rather
27:25
give that little farmer my three ninety nine for one head of lettuce because shop
27:30
wrong is like fucking getting it in every direction they can, right. I
27:36
was real mad about the lettuce. The lettuce is crazy, uh speaking in
27:41
like the produce department. One thing I always I stopped doing because the prices
27:44
got too stupid. Yeah, was I used to buy the already like diced
27:48
up onions oh yeah, it's yeah whatever, like if I want the maripla
27:53
yeah right, or the cut up pineapple, yeah, like because I'm lazy.
27:59
But now the rices so you can't watch It's like for like the thing
28:03
a diced audience that if you really don't use that day, they kind of
28:06
go bad. Right, fucking it is like I could have bought an onion
28:10
for fucking seventy nine. I was gonna say thirty nine. It's crazy town.
28:12
It's it's insanity. I was like, this is is this real life?
28:15
Like this is what we're doing. And don't even go anywhere else,
28:18
right, like go walk into a Whole Foods? Yeah, bye, I
28:22
don't go into those places. Sometimes they don't have everything you need at one
28:26
grocery store. Oh I get that. I get that. I do stop
28:30
and shop, but I'll do shop right on the side. Yeah, Adams
28:33
in a need and a pinch talk talk about inflation. Yeah, I mean,
28:37
but they're small. You get that. It's a convenience store basically.
28:42
Yeah, so you're paying for convenience now, you're right, and it's right
28:45
down the street from you, so true. Yeah, groceries is like a
28:48
like we could do an hour and a half show on groceries and how they
28:52
justify little the ghost persons are up. Well you know what they've kind of
28:56
there's nothing that they kind of leveled out. Yeah, so if you want
28:59
to blame everything on ass that's fine in the beginning. But if gas drives
29:03
everything, well gas is kind of leveled off. Why the price is those
29:07
skyrockets right right? Why are we missing here? What along the line of
29:11
farmer to me is causing this increase? Absolutely? And they won't answer it.
29:17
Like I had something that at once told me a couple of years ago,
29:21
the price of whatever he goes the minute you get to a peak of
29:26
a price nine percent, you won't ever go back down because you get of
29:30
course, like like it's like capitalism one on one. Yeah, if you
29:33
can get six ninety nine and you're and you're still moving the same amount of
29:37
product, why you're gonna go down to four ninety nine? Right right?
29:41
Right? Yes? Like yeah, but like what are you supposed to do?
29:44
What's what's the alternative? Are we all supposed to become farmers? Like?
29:48
Should I get up? That's the Chinese? Like what a what are
29:52
you supposed to do? Though? How do you fix the problem. Well,
29:56
that's where I think a guy like Trunk could come in and get rid
29:57
of incomes. So think about like it's like the applied dream, like getting
30:00
an income taxes. Unless we control everything, there's still gonna be Republicans that
30:07
aren't going to vote for it because they made their money off it. You
30:11
know, they they've made them their lifelong I mean, I think we won't
30:15
ever see it in our lifetime. It could be something down the road.
30:18
But you look at Australia, they have a flat tax model that's twenty five
30:22
percent on everything. And buy this. You buy a one thousand dollars computer,
30:26
you got to pay twelve fifty. So what does it do? It
30:30
lets people that have money spend it, put the money back in, and
30:32
people that necessarily can't afford they have the time, they can save up for
30:36
it and then buy it, right, you know, And I think twenty
30:38
five percent might be a little high, but if you think about it,
30:41
you make a thousand dollars a week in a paycheck, you're getting more than
30:44
twenty five percent taken out of it. Fuck yea, you are you know,
30:47
like you're really right? You know you're making out. Yeah, So
30:51
and that just gets people to spend the more money you have. Believe me,
30:55
in this society, there's not many people that save money. Now,
31:00
you can't even if you tried to write like, there's just comes a time
31:03
where like I know Brookie wants that new fucking orange fucking cycle theory. No
31:10
now different CrossFit. Yeah no, no, it's not like I listen,
31:15
I was real intimidated by it. But it's yeah, no it's not though.
31:21
No, no, I'm into it. I like it. I actually
31:22
don't have this written down, but what's your Caitlyn Clark. My thoughts on
31:26
Kaitlyn Clark A quick, a quick fifteen second to be honest, I don't
31:30
like her not being into the Olympics or how she's being treated and all the
31:34
racial divide. It's cause just wants to play basketball. And I think that
31:37
you're absolutely right with that. She wants to play basketball. And I think
31:41
that whoever is on that Olympic board is a goddamn idiot because they could talk
31:45
about making money. They could sell Caitlyn Clark on a goddamn pilot dog shit
31:51
and someone's gonna buy it. And I think it does her. I mean,
31:53
Homegirl's phenomenal and I think that does a little bit of a disservice to
31:57
her and a little bit of this slap in the face to her, like,
32:00
you know, you gave her. I think it was completely insulting with
32:04
the WNBA even gives her for a salary. Well, that's just that's it.
32:07
That's a whole different issue though, you know what I mean. Whatever,
32:10
And then it's like she you're calling her the best, and then you
32:14
don't want like as Americans, like you want the best, right, we're
32:16
going to compete at the Olympics, Like don't you want the best? That's
32:20
saying she's not the best yet? Oh come on. It's like, dude,
32:22
if you put her on the court, even though she only played ten
32:24
to fifteen minutes a game, she's just going to be the Steph Curry of
32:28
the team, like just gonna shoot bomb threes and make them and fucking right,
32:31
and you put her on a world stage and it's crazy. So I
32:35
was reading this article the other day and I've never heard of this before,
32:37
this this interview that happened like twenty seventeen, and it was I can't remember
32:43
her name. I wish, I wish I saved the article, but it
32:45
was it was a player in the WNBA again never watched my whole life.
32:50
And she came out and she said that the lesbians in the NBA, which
32:55
there are a lot, make it so hard for rookies coming in, like
33:00
they bully you. They fucking try to bully you into becoming queer. Like
33:05
she was like saying all this crazy shit, like it's like just not a
33:08
good atmosphere really, and they're not making that much money. Hopefully Katelin will
33:13
bring that in, change that kind of climate around them, and you know,
33:19
like let let the girl play. Like they're all like fucking hacking the
33:22
fuck out of her, covering her and like you I saw a video the
33:25
other day somebody whacked her right in the face, and like, if you
33:29
were to come on this show and you know, I'm just my I got
33:30
my little Viva sponsorship. I have fun when I do. But but you
33:34
came on and you're like, je I have the goal and ticket to I
33:37
can get you a studio in LA and I get you all the read guests
33:39
a big salary, and I'd just be like fucking loser to do this on
33:46
my own. Yeah, w NBA slated lose fifty million dollars this year.
33:51
Right, they usually lose ten million, so why the more? Right?
33:54
You would think that it would be the opposite, But they're just an NBA
33:58
subsidized the organization and the NBA make so much fucking money in their TV contracts
34:01
And it's funny though. They push it though, like every every Sunday,
34:05
but there's nothing on. There's a WNB a game, and I'm like,
34:08
OK, yeah, yeah, I mean I really I don't have I have
34:14
less than zero interest in the w NBA, But I mean, like,
34:16
how does that stuff? Do it? Like Mohegan? Don't they play there?
34:20
Is it? Like? Do they like sell it out like they so
34:22
technically I think they do. They don't sell out every game or anything,
34:27
but like you know, ninety tickets are comps for the fucking high rollers.
34:30
Yeah, go down and watch a quarter before their fucking hands start shaking and
34:35
I got to go back to the fucking roulette table. But yeah, I
34:38
don't honestly, I don't have numbers for their attendance, but I know they
34:40
sold out. Its pretty big ticket because that was Caleb Clark's first game.
34:45
Yeah I saw that, Yeah, yeah, son, So that was obviously
34:47
a big job. But you know, now they've taken a two month break
34:51
for the Olympics pretty much, and you know, at least we'll give her
34:53
some time to rest and fucking healer battle ones from these fucking I don't want
34:59
to call them thugs, but they literally just but they're kind of like thugs.
35:02
Yeah, and uh and then they come back and they're not gonna make
35:07
the playoffs. So that's gonna crush. I mean, I I I listened
35:10
to cong Coward a lot. He's just a sports guy, and I'm not
35:14
I'm not big on any of these guys, but like he made one good
35:16
point. He's like, rig it rig the draft, ri rig Like make
35:21
sure she goes to an already good team, right, Like does your whole
35:23
league depends on this? Like the w n B A has good teams.
35:28
I don't even know if Las Vegas and New York are like the I think
35:30
Las Vegas won the championship two years in a row. I don't even I
35:35
don't even know if I could like name a w NBA team. Who does
35:38
Caitlin Carr play for what's just named the city? I mean she, I
35:45
don't know. So she's on the Indiana fever and I didn't know that.
35:49
Okay, I was gonna say Illinois for a second, but you just said,
35:52
Mohegan, who are they Connecticut Son? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
35:58
uh yeah. I couldn't tell you how many teams there are, and
36:00
if even when I knew, I definitely couldn't name them all. Again,
36:04
It's it's just it's just like watching like bad eighth grade men trying to make
36:12
layups on it. I don't know, It's just like I hate the slam
36:14
of the league. I've I've said this since day one I started talking about
36:16
this. It's just it's like NFL, NFL. I don't even want to
36:20
go to games anymore. TV. Yeah, it's just it's it's it's I
36:23
can sit down in front of my TV three hours enjoy it. If it's
36:27
my team, I can get, you know, kissed off, and you
36:30
know, like Christmas, the eve night of the year, we're having a
36:34
party. I'm looking over like, of course I wanted my team to lose.
36:38
But yeah, so I don't know. All right, one more thing,
36:44
Okay, you said uber. So that got me thinking, there's this
36:47
uber thing going on, and so all these fuckers coming over from which is
36:53
another thing Trump will stop. There's all these immigrants coming over from Mexico.
36:59
Well they're like making my fake Facebook accounts and getting driver's license and using I
37:04
think what happens is is that all you need now to get a driver's license
37:07
in the United States is an active Facebook account. Well I don't, I
37:09
don't, there's there's or they're signing up on something Facebook to get ship and
37:15
they are basically renting people's Uber accounts. Like if you're an Uber driver and
37:23
it's like almost like an alias, like going under somebody else's account, I
37:27
would approach you and I'm like, hey, can I pretend to be you?
37:30
And it's something like that again. I just started reading this today.
37:32
I gotta look more into it. But they are these so these immigrants are
37:37
offering human trafficking, human trafficking, human smuggling services. Jesus. So it
37:44
just happened the other day, like a guy like killed an Uber driver that
37:46
was raping his daughter, like Jesus, and like she must have like messaged
37:51
him for help and shared location. When he found her, he just fucking
37:54
murdered me. And it's just like like you can't like if I'm sorry,
37:59
Like and I said this is day one with Uber, Like how is this
38:01
like even legal? Right? Like what is the vetting system? But yeah,
38:07
you and I drunk, we'll hopping an ubern like like not a care
38:10
of the world, right, And you know me, I talked to everybody
38:13
so time, and I can tell if the guy once doesn't want to talk,
38:15
right, we won't talk right or he's like it's cool dude, and
38:17
they how you bad? And right? No, I gotta get his whole
38:20
life story. You might take this road. I mean some guys are masks
38:23
on and yeah, like what the fuck? So now this is another thing,
38:30
Like it's like once you get infiltrated out of order, these people are
38:35
gonna find ways, whether it's they're Uber or working at your local fucking supermarket,
38:40
they're gonna get into the They're gonna ingreciate themselves within the country, correct,
38:45
and then they're gonna commit the crimes. We've seen it countless times already.
38:47
Yeah, Like how many people are just you know, girls are getting
38:52
raped or murdered murder right, right? That never should have been here in
38:57
the first one. You would think that Uber has to have I'm sort of
39:00
background something check, right, like something, I mean, what what they're
39:06
doing is they're paying these immigrants, are paying actual Uber drivers to use their
39:13
credentials. But so then they know they know that there doesn't know. No
39:17
Uber doesn't know, but the Uber driver knows. The Uber driver knows.
39:22
The Uber drivers thinking all right, I'm going to make some part time cash,
39:24
not actually working because I just got to change the car on driving today
39:30
to whatever. I don't think they're like renting the car out and just so
39:34
they can have credentials to do it, like you think most Uber driver goes
39:37
everywhere, but there's gonna be one bad apple. But you think, like
39:40
you think Uber drivers like this is like their full time gig, right,
39:45
like the majority, like the majority of them probably, so if they're I
39:49
guess, if they're looking for extra cash, then it seems like a good
39:52
idea. But like, would you ever, I don't know. I don't
39:55
think i'd ever be like anything that I do on I mean on the line
40:00
right right for some guy who's like cool, like let me drive, let
40:05
me use your account to sit at home twenty dollars while this guy's outing like
40:10
to be you. Yeah, no, none of it makes any sense,
40:13
And how are they even smart enough to fucking come up with this bullshit like
40:16
how does some guy who swam over here from Mexico know to do that because
40:21
he was able to swim over or like wherever they're coming from. Well,
40:28
I always say no, all you're thinking is like, how do I not
40:30
die? I always say that like criminals, like if they could put half
40:35
of their brain into actually functioning in a real society and earning in your way,
40:44
then you know, because they spent so much time coming scheming ship right,
40:49
well Ina scheming ship, Yeah, like like educate yourself and get a
40:52
really good job and and and have a yeast. Most of them are brilliant,
40:57
so you would think that they would. All right, we do a
40:59
little to before we get to a Douche of the week. Yeah, the
41:04
Douche of the Week Round two. I brought it back last week. If
41:07
you didn't here, m yeah, I warmed up a little bit. So,
41:15
uh, all right, so you go first. Guess it always goes
41:19
first, and Douche of the week. Okay, So I went a little
41:22
back and forth on this, but I think I came to the conclusion that
41:28
my douche of the week is justin Timberlake. He did not bring sexy back
41:34
the other night he was having a rough time, a real rough time.
41:37
I mean mug shots kind of ten out of ten though, like yeah,
41:44
yeah, but like did they give him like a little bit of like a
41:45
ring light? Like why do you get the good lighting in his mug shot?
41:50
Everyone else is looking crazy? But no, I think it goes back
41:52
to and I chose him because I think it goes back to, you know,
41:55
celebrities like the man's got more money in the goddamn world. You're out
42:00
partying with your friends. What makes you think that it's okay the same way
42:04
me and you go out and have a good time. Countless times I got
42:07
behind a wheel when I shouldn't have and was lucky, thankfully. But why
42:14
when you have all of that, would you want to jeopardize it to be
42:19
in the Hampton's partying with god knows who who tried to fucking go talk the
42:23
cop off a ledge for throwing you in jail. Think that you're above some
42:28
kind of law that like they don't apply to you, Like you're allowed to
42:30
just be a douche. Yeah, but did you I don't know if you
42:36
saw it or not. And it's hysterical. It's all over page six.
42:37
The arresting officer had no clue who he was, so I guess he said
42:42
under his breath, like there goes my world tour or no, there goes
42:45
my tour. And the cop goes, you're what, he's like, my
42:47
world tour? Like he had no idea. He's like, you know,
42:51
name whatever, blah blah, and he gives him his name. Had no
42:53
clue who he was, Like, I just think it's great, like justin
42:58
your your days are over. Sorry, yeah, I mean I didn't really
43:01
dive in too much into this story. I kind of saw it, but
43:06
I read something today that just just made so he was. I have two
43:08
runners up for Duche of the Week and then I got Thushe of the Week.
43:12
Okay, so he was one of my runners up. Glad you said
43:14
at first, apparently there's these these people that are coming out. When he
43:19
was at the bars, he was that guy that was picking up people's left
43:23
over. Oh I saw that drinking. Yeah, I saw that. We
43:27
know a couple of we we know a couple of guys like that. Like
43:32
they stopped serving him. He's like, well, I'll show you a bud
43:37
light left. Yeah, let me take the ass end of your dirty martini,
43:39
like no, thanks, but no, I think that he's and I've
43:44
said it for a long time like I'll own it, and I always say
43:46
this, like I'll own my poor choices. I was a big in Sync
43:50
fan, Yeah I was. That was like my time to shine in middle
43:52
school. I loved him. I loved justin early on in his career.
43:57
But I think, like in his real life day to day, I think
44:00
he's a real big asshole. I think he's super fucking arrogant. I think
44:02
he thinks who the hell he is and like homeboy, you had your heyday,
44:07
Like get off of it now you're another mug shot up on the wall,
44:08
like put it next to Lindsay Lohan, see you, I saw,
44:13
I love you. Know all the memes are coming out now, Oh they're
44:15
so good to I saw what it was his mug shot and underneath this that
44:19
so when I'm able, because when am I gonna be able to drive again?
44:22
And the cop goes it's gonna be that's awesome. It's so good.
44:27
Actually, Jen sent me one last night that said it like intoxicated. I'm
44:31
like, oh they're good. I'm like they can go for days with this
44:34
they're prettyman. Yeah, when you put Brittany into that and all that,
44:37
and I mean Janet's boobe like Brittany like, so you would know you can
44:40
speak to this probably way more than me. But like he took a big
44:44
hit in his reputation with the with the Britney book, right, oh yeah
44:46
yeah, and I don't again, I don't know much about it, but
44:49
like like this can't help him trying to rehab his image. No, you
44:53
know, no, and I hope that his PR team doesn't pull something just
44:57
just come straightforward it like fucked up, like I never family celebrities like especially
45:00
d's Like I'm I literally you know what I did when I had my DWI
45:05
in two thousand and four. I called my boss the next day and I
45:07
told my up right, I don't want this to I didn't work last night
45:10
and nothing to do with Stonebridge. I want you to know before it hits
45:14
the papers or the cops come down and say, hey, we pinched Jeremy
45:16
last night. Like I'm just just letting you know. And it was probably
45:20
one of the harsest conversations. Of course, it's never gonna be easy,
45:22
no never, But no, he like it's hysterical because again, you know,
45:28
my girl Jen is real upset about this. She's supposed to go see
45:30
Justin Justin next week at Madison Square Garden. Well no, so she has
45:35
they have tickets for next Wednesday. So he's playing in Madison Square Garden next
45:37
Wednesday and not as of yet. No, but like, is the PR
45:42
team going to go down the road of like oh Justin? Of course,
45:45
but like does does Justin? Does Justin need rehab? No, Justin got
45:50
drunk with his friends and made a poor choice. Like that's what Justin did.
45:53
Like, he doesn't need rehab, He doesn't need any of the things.
45:57
He got my money rehab if he's drinking fucking yeah, the lace leftovers,
46:01
Jerry, I made a couple of bad choices being drunk before. All
46:05
right, but all right, have you ever been at fucking Citrus late at
46:10
night and a couple of times and you weren't able to get a drink which
46:15
probably never happened, and you just saw that last little cherry sitting in the
46:19
last little part of that fucking Manhattan No, never, not one time,
46:21
I'm gonna go guzzle out No never, not once, no, no,
46:23
no, I've never done that. You can't be doing that. Oh for
46:27
sure, Yeah, for sure. I think he does it in his own
46:30
house. Oh yeah, yeah, finds like left. Hold oh that was
46:32
from the other night. Oh yeah, let me finish that real quick.
46:37
Oh Camp's watching on on twitch? Oh nice? Hey twitch? All right?
46:44
So number two my second runner ups government Governor Lamont. Isn't he always
46:49
in the running? So with all this, you know, all the things
46:52
going on in this world. I don't know if this is a Juneteenth thing,
46:54
and and I was I wish your sister was here for this. But
47:00
did you know we passed the law today that hair schools, hair dressing schools
47:06
have to mandatorily teach textured hair now, which is I guess weaves and ethnic
47:12
hare if you will, right, right right. It's now a Connecticut state
47:15
law. But so, which means that everyone that doesn't know how to do
47:20
it, that runs schools now has to go to school to First of all,
47:24
what black girls gonna go to a fucking alley to get none? None?
47:30
Except we do. We do have a blasion that works at the salon
47:32
now. So but no, but whatever you are, you know specifically correct,
47:37
but if correct me if I'm wrong, I don't know why this is
47:40
current technically a law. Now, I am not a hairdresser, but I've
47:45
grown up in the industry my entire life, you know, unsolicited, Plug
47:50
Kimbrilliant Company. But my sister there is a chapter in the hair dressing book
47:58
that does I mean, she went to school with a ton of black girls
48:01
and there they teach all types of hair. So why it now needs to
48:06
be a law is weird and sounds stupid because they technically when she went to
48:12
school, they she did learn how to do ethnic hair. Not that that
48:15
is our demographic, but you know she there was. It was incorporated into
48:22
her curriculum. So at some point she you know, how to blow out
48:28
some textured hair. I mean, can she do a box breed? No?
48:32
I think it's just one of those cultural things with both sides or like,
48:37
well I wasn't gonna come to see you, of course. Well,
48:39
there's there's a very there's a very hard line one thousand percent of a Listen,
48:47
I'm not going to walk into your salon, and you're most certainly not
48:51
going to walk into mine, like I'm Actually, what's great is like,
48:53
so I get my beard done with Isaac over here, yeah, and there's
48:58
a lot of ethnicity in that place, and it's weird. Like I'll walk
49:01
in the front door and it's like food Fighters is on the radio, and
49:05
did you guys just do this for me? Right? Of course? You
49:07
know that comes out and we all get along, we all tell like I
49:12
love the barbershop scene. I don't know how it is that a hairdressers is
49:15
a little more caddy. He's a little more gossipy, probably guessing. I
49:19
don't want to, you know, put words in anybody's mouth, but like
49:22
I just think, like this is what we're focused on right now, with
49:23
all the ship going on in this country and this state and our fucking bullshit,
49:29
that this is a lot I got to pass. That is literally I
49:31
don't know how it's going to affect I mean, would your sister have to
49:37
go back to school or to be just somebody within that company has to be
49:44
care I don't know. So my winner is kind of it's kind of not
49:49
as exciting or anything. But the point of this person or people being the
49:52
winner is I never understand the point of doing this ship is And it's never
50:00
ever changed a fucking thing literally in the history of our world, Like tearing
50:04
down statues and all this bullshit. Well, some activists terrorists you can call
50:08
them. We're out in Stonehenge today and tried to spray paint Stonehenge. Orange.
50:15
Stonehenge is an ancient basically basically a clock. Like it's basically a big,
50:22
big clock with shadows and it tells you the solstices and all that shit.
50:25
And Chevy Chase once famously knocked it over in your communication. And these
50:31
guys who are out there and I guess the whole thing kind of backfired and
50:35
it might blown up on him a shit, But like when when when is
50:38
when is that? Like it was all over fossil fuels. They wanted the
50:43
UK to end fossil fuels by not like twenty eighty, twenty thirty and six
50:47
years, Like we don't have that fucking we don't have the science yet to
50:52
end reach shit. Obviously electric cars are proven that point. But so these
50:57
people are out there and it's just like watching those videos of like the Anti
51:01
you meet people trying trucks and throwing the paint on all the first Yeah,
51:07
like come on, there's never one stop the thing. No, So I
51:12
don't mind that you're against it, that you protest it that you feel this
51:15
way about this certain thing. But what and what gives you the thought or
51:22
the right to think that this is going to change a fucking thing? Right
51:24
literally, it's it's federal law and not to vandalize that thing. So now
51:28
these guys are gonna go away. They're gonna get arrested right as they should
51:31
go, Like, come on, why why do this ship? So?
51:36
I don't know, their names are not even worth mentioning on this show,
51:38
but it was like a college kid and like a seventy four year old dude,
51:43
and they're you know, imagine that a seventy four year old in a
51:45
college just wants to be famous because this whole life sucked, right, Like,
51:50
let's shake hands and ruin this. But speaking of a seventy four year
51:52
old, I think he's actually seventy two. Oh Billy Bay that y'all get
51:59
it, daddy? I mean, So Bill Belichick dumped this girl a couple
52:04
of years ago, who was like sixty. Yeah, they dated a long
52:07
most of his tenure in New England, and now he's been reported to be
52:10
dating a twenty four year old ex cheerleader that he met on a flight.
52:16
She's a Patricht cheerleader. But I guess he started talking on a cross country
52:20
flight during during the season and she just thought, wow, yeah, so
52:24
he actually do you know, he got her. So she was enlightened.
52:29
She was studying, she was studying for school, and she had a book
52:34
with her and he like, he goes, let me see that, and
52:37
he took it and he autographed it and wrote every year he won the Super
52:42
Bowl, why isn't he the the week so so whatever. So like he's
52:49
he's getting a lot of shit online, you know, like the age gaps
52:51
like forty eight years or whatever. It is. Like, imagine this came
52:53
out before the Tom Brady Rose. Oh I didn't know this. Oh I
52:59
didn't realize. Oh wait wait no, no, I stand corrected. What
53:04
came out today was do you remember the video of him all drunk in November
53:07
last year? Yeah? Door camp? Yeah you know, yeah, Well
53:10
apparently that was her house he was trying to get. So that came up
53:15
at the roast door camp video. Yeah yeah whatever and uh and yeah ended
53:20
up So they put two and two together that the internet sleuths realized that was
53:22
her house. Her footage bombed up and Dan Tucket or that's great. I
53:27
love it. You know, go for it, Bell if you can get
53:30
him at seventy two and tends that try really hard. I mean, we
53:34
sure do. Cheers to that. Oh man, all right, what else?
53:39
We got a couple more things. We'll wrap this one up. Oh
53:43
fuci oh that come on. This motherfucker came out today and admitted that closing
53:49
the schools was wrong to do, like everything else, immediately amended that statement
53:54
to say, well, for as long as we did, it was smart.
54:00
Are close in the beginning, Please it wasn't. Can't you fucking people
54:05
just admit you're wrong? Right? The fact that that man right, but
54:08
the fact that that man has not been assassened yet is mind boggling. Oh
54:14
sorry, sorry, murder was not the case I was given. Okay,
54:16
sorry, sorry, no, but hey, I'm Trump all the time.
54:21
I mean, I'm just doc Trump hasn't been fucking off. Don't take my
54:24
man away, listen, that's just saying. I'm just saying. Yeah.
54:29
So fas she came out and of course and mends it right away, that
54:30
dude literally just needs to go away and just shut the fuck up. Stop
54:34
talking, please, just stop talking. And before going to my last rant.
54:37
Uh, Chuck Schumer was posed for a picture. You saw this,
54:42
I'm sure maybe he was grilled, sure, oh yeah, and he couldn't
54:45
flip the burger. Well, it was a picture of him and a grill,
54:50
and he immediately took it down. But you know Internet, once it's
54:52
on there, somebody snapshots, snap shots it. It's always it. That's
54:57
called the screenshot, chair screenshot. Sorry. So he's like posing for a
55:01
camera with his glasses on the cutting board and there's like six burgers that are
55:07
raw and five hot dogs and on one of the raw burgers is already a
55:10
slice of cheese. Wait was that my grill on the fourth of July last
55:14
year? So so he goes and so this is the part that you can't
55:20
get back. It's just like comment. And his comment was like I think
55:23
it was at his daughter's house or something. He's like, you know,
55:27
me growing up in New York City and all through these years and my eighty
55:30
years or like wherever the well, he never broke. I never had the
55:34
opportunity to grill on Father's Day until now till now. And like them,
55:38
I mean, you know, usually it's the comments, oh so good.
55:43
So the comments were so great, like yeah, in my mind, you
55:45
know, like just it was literally like it was so staged. It was
55:49
literally like a piece of cheese on raw paddy, so gross. So like,
55:53
come on, everyone's like the fucking cross contamination on this, Like even
55:58
if you've never to grow on in your whole life, like you gotta be
56:02
smarter than that. If you haven't seen the picture, just it's all over
56:07
the internet. Just you can probably just google, it'll pop up. And
56:10
Willie May's passed away way before our time, but he was ninety three,
56:15
considered one of the greatest baseball players of all time. I have a really
56:17
like I have a take on Willie Mays that a lot of Willy Mays fans
56:22
will probably hate me for. But he's known as to have the greatest catch
56:25
in the history Major League Baseball, and every time I see it, I'm
56:29
not impressed by it. His six hundred and sixty home runs, I'm very
56:31
impressed with. He missed two years of baseball being in the Korean War,
56:36
So imagine he didn't miss those two years, he would have been up in
56:37
ruthiet number. Right. He was my grandfather's favorite player. Yeah, yeah,
56:42
and I've read up a lot about him in the last couple, you
56:45
know, twenty four hours and like he literally was never like the best player,
56:50
but every skill he had he was top five. A lot of people
56:52
really consider him the best player ever. And you know, ninety three years
56:57
got bless him. Man. Yeah, he lived a good life. Yeah,
57:00
uh he didn't change it like like you know Jackie Robinson did. But
57:02
uh, I never saw him play obviously it was just way before my time.
57:06
But I wish I could have seen him, and I wish I could
57:07
have seen Tendy Williams play. But that's that all right. I'm finishing my
57:12
rant hotels dot Com. So hotels dot Com i've kind of been you're not
57:16
really a member. If you need a hotel, you go on hotels dot
57:21
com. Right, So this is kind of what I call like a it's
57:24
not a bait and switch, but it's the best it's the best term I
57:28
could come up with for what they're doing now for the rewards program. So
57:31
the reorse program used to be pretty solid. It was for every ten hotels
57:37
you get you purchase, you get a free night. And how they do
57:43
it was they average it. So let's say your average price of a three
57:45
hundred was a three hundred dollars night room, you know, And I'd go
57:49
to Boston a lot, or stay in hotels in the way down to Florida
57:51
and back and whatever whatever. Right, So I was usually that two sixty
57:54
to three hundred dollars range, and I'd pick it out and if I went
57:58
on a little trip or whatever, i'd use one of them. It was
58:00
just nice. Yeah, whatever, It's not like a huge deal. And
58:05
if like for every ten you did it a year, you like went to
58:07
the Silver package, then you were a Golden member Platinum member. I never
58:09
got out that hikes and not really a traveler, but I did get to
58:14
the Silver which was like did offer like different amenities, Like you'd get like
58:16
one drink at the hotel for free. You'd get you know, if the
58:20
breakfast wasn't included, you get its little things. And obviously I never got
58:23
above that, but whatever, so I always used it. You know,
58:27
it was better than using Travelocity or well these other sites just didn't think any
58:30
of them offered it. Well, hotels dot Com go fuck yourself. So
58:35
what do they do now? It's called one key cash, so you basically
58:39
get cash back on every hotel room you purchase, and when I remember when
58:45
I first came out, they they're like, nothing's really changing, it's just
58:49
you get the cash right away. So I booked a couple of rooms.
58:53
So since I went to Florida, came back and booked, I went to
58:59
Boston one night, two nights in Boston. I booked all three hotels at
59:04
three hotels dot com. So at least five rooms. I have twenty two
59:07
dollars in one key cash for five rooms. Yeah. Now, so they
59:13
took away the free night, right so before you got here. Yeah,
59:15
the free night that's gone, gone is gone. So before you came out,
59:21
I'm all right, let me just see what Boston is tomorrow night.
59:22
So fucking on my little app and the first hotel that pops up is one
59:27
thousand dollars per night for one night in Boston, and you will earn twenty
59:34
dollars one key cash for one thousand dollars a room night. No, thank
59:37
you. That's two percent cash back when they used to give ten percent cash
59:42
back. Basically right, like, are you fucking kidding me? Yeah,
59:45
no, thank you. I'd rather book it on a regular night on my
59:47
credit card. That gives me three or four percent cash back. Right,
59:51
then there's one key cash bullshit? Right, or go go through you know
59:54
long it's gonna take me to get a three hundred dollars to get a free
59:57
fucking room. Well you better start traveling, well, you better start traveling
1:00:00
times as much. You gotta start trying one more rooms. Nicole wants more
1:00:02
vacations. You better, you better gidde it up, giddiot up. Oh
1:00:07
god, I mean, like, come on, no, it's stupid.
1:00:09
It's just like, what is it really costing you guys? Nothing? Nothing
1:00:14
usual because you're just like, like I said at the end, it wasn't
1:00:15
really penitential. Well then I realized, I'm like, well I've stayed a
1:00:19
few places. Yeah, no, that's stupid. One room costs me,
1:00:22
Like I think the two nights in Boston with two different hotels and it was
1:00:25
over three hundred each night. Yeah, so only are six bucks off each
1:00:30
room? You go a dog backslash. All right, well, let's finish
1:00:38
on this. How how how how is it a landslide? Is it a
1:00:42
red wave? We said, we said the red wave in twenty twenty two.
1:00:44
It didn't happen. I think for a lot of circumstances outside of you
1:00:51
know, obviously our control. But I think of I think we overestimated,
1:00:54
really what was happening in this country to our own fault, to my fault,
1:00:59
at least, to all of our faults. I still don't understand why.
1:01:04
I mean, I do understand why I didn't, but I was still
1:01:07
still shocked it didn't. But this one coming up, I don't think necessarily
1:01:10
we need the red wave. One red wave, that's it. Yeah,
1:01:15
like one red sent Yeah, that's it. No, And I think,
1:01:20
I mean, look at look at what the polls are already projecting. Now.
1:01:23
I mean, you follow all the same stuff that I follow, You
1:01:27
read all the same stuff I do. I mean every state, every state,
1:01:30
Like who does Biden have left? Maybe Washington, d C. Not
1:01:35
even but like I mean all of them, Pennsylvania, Yeah, all right,
1:01:43
I mean all all of it. It's like, listen, we can
1:01:47
go on for days and talk about all the things. But I mean,
1:01:52
at this point, I don't we don't as Americans. I don't think there's
1:01:57
any And you know, I love them, I love the man. I
1:02:00
don't think there's any other option that we have, even take Kennedy out of
1:02:04
it. Because I don't trust that motherfucker for a second. You think you'd
1:02:07
never choose Kennedy to run with him. I don't think kennedy ticket is pretty
1:02:15
impressive, very impressive, very impressive. Do I think? Do I?
1:02:21
I don't think Trump will do it? Would they? Are they gonna let
1:02:25
Kennedy in the first debate? I say no, I was gonna say I
1:02:32
no. Is Kennedy not considered a viable threat because of his voice? I
1:02:45
like that people just can't get behind his voice? No, I I think
1:02:50
Kennedy's got I don't know. I just I think there's a lot of ship
1:02:54
that we don't know about the Kennedy's. I mean, his own family doesn't
1:02:57
support him. I think there's a lot of history there. Family doesn't support
1:03:00
him either. So I mean whatever, well, I mean the ones that
1:03:04
matter to you. But I don't I don't know. There's there's something there
1:03:08
that I I mean, like I said, I read a lot, I
1:03:12
watch a lot. I there's something there that I just I can't get.
1:03:15
And I wanted to like him, to be honest, I did. I
1:03:17
wanted to like Kennedy and I wanted to listen to what he has to say.
1:03:21
But I don't. There's something about him there that I just I can't
1:03:23
get behind him. Only thing I want to say, the only hair I
1:03:27
like about Kennedy. I'm not a big Kenny supporter, but the motherfucker knows
1:03:31
shit. Yeah, And I think if he has the register like Trump does,
1:03:36
and Trump proved that four years ago, he's not afraid. He went
1:03:38
to every fucking leader across this world YEPS tour, yeah, and basically had
1:03:45
him to him, you know, and they all did again, they all
1:03:47
did. And Kennedy's probably got a lot of ship too that you know.
1:03:52
Yeah, I don't know, he knows doesn't make him a good president,
1:03:54
I don't know, but I do. I think that he could fit the
1:03:58
VP. I do. I don't think it's hard to be a VP.
1:04:01
They give you like two fucking projects, you know. You know, just
1:04:05
just don't like like Kamal is one of the worst ever, as Bidens one
1:04:09
of the worst presidents ever, but like like like who would your dream ticke
1:04:12
ape? Not that I'm the one asking questions here, but yeah, no,
1:04:16
I don't mind it. Uh. I love Vivic, but I don't
1:04:23
it's not gonna happen. I think he's too young. Yeah, not for
1:04:27
me, But I think he's he could be a big future. I agree
1:04:31
publican party. I've watched a lot of his videos public speak. His speaking
1:04:36
is incredible as Yeah, he really is. And not only that, he
1:04:41
takes every question from every audience or I watched him at a trans rally and
1:04:45
he was just fucking amazing. He wasn't condescending to one person in that room.
1:04:50
He made his point and he actually had a lot of trans people sit
1:04:54
down and say thank you for your opinion. And that is hard to do
1:04:57
with that, very hard. And I think he I just don't think Trump
1:05:00
would take him, even though he's supported Trump. I think that would be
1:05:03
my dream ticket right there. I think because I think he could then four
1:05:08
years working on a Trump could slide right in for eight more. But I
1:05:11
almost think he's so young, like maybe I'd rather have money. He's fifty
1:05:14
right when we really need him, right right? Yeah, that's my pick.
1:05:18
I mean, I have a pipe dream. It's never gonna happen.
1:05:24
No, I just I love me some Tucker Carlson. It's not gonna happen.
1:05:29
I know it's not gonna happen. I said, it's my it's it's
1:05:30
a pipe dream. But I like, I mean, I'll listen to that
1:05:34
man every day. As much as as much as I love love Donald Trump,
1:05:41
I might even love Tucker more. All right, Well, you're gonna
1:05:45
talk around a lot more than I know. I love him. I love
1:05:46
him so much. He's wearing a new shirt these days. He's looking good.
1:05:50
He got his haircut. Uh. It still amazes me the Fox got
1:05:55
rid of him. It's crazy to I mean, smartly there was but gut
1:06:00
Fell to the ten spot. But I don't really like many, Like I'm
1:06:04
all Fox News, dude, I'm no, I know, I know,
1:06:06
like I don't. I can't watch it Andy, I can't watch Laura Ingram.
1:06:10
They're just too like they're just still left in a right uniform. Like
1:06:15
it's just the same, you know. And it's like that's not what I'm
1:06:16
looking for now, you know. But that's why I like the Gutfell Show,
1:06:19
because it's a panel show. It's funny, it's loose, it's not
1:06:24
yea, oh my god, you know. And uh, I know,
1:06:28
But so you you want Tucker. I want Vivid, I want get Maybe
1:06:31
we'll get Tucker Vivic one day in the future. Who would be who?
1:06:35
Oh Tucker would be the president? Uh? Imagine that on a T shirt?
1:06:41
Free Trump. Oh this is my girl, Brittany al Dean too.
1:06:44
Oh yeah, yeah, I love when the upside down flag came out and
1:06:47
then like all the left didn't know what to do. They thought it was
1:06:49
like what are you doing? You know what I mean? Like, you
1:06:53
guys are so stupid. They all are so stupid on this line. Ready'm
1:07:00
gonna end on a joke. I've never ended on a joke. You ready,
1:07:01
all right, I gotta think of what the joke was. Hold on,
1:07:04
Iamber, Maybe if you take another step of V will come out to
1:07:11
you. Yeah. What's the difference between a gun and a liberal? I
1:07:18
don't know. Liberals have more than one trigger. Come on, I will
1:07:23
see you job. This is day Drinking a Dog. Follow us on all
1:07:28
sorts of platforms, live on Twitch or obviously you can watch the rebroadcast on
1:07:32
YouTube and listen to it on Spotify and Apple. Thanks so much, Brook.
1:07:39
We still got to plan our election night party. Yeah, we gotta
1:07:42
do it, but we gotta go quick. I want this thing in set
1:07:45
in stone and we're ready to go. All right, I'm all right,
1:07:47
let's do it. Thanks so much for coming on again. Let's have a
1:07:49
little cocktail after the show and then uh and then whatever we'll talk. Well,
1:07:55
I really want to do like a post show, like like like Doggy
1:07:59
after Dark. Oh like just the cameras were on, like just like yeah,
1:08:01
like a sun filtered but not not for broadcast, just for us.
1:08:06
Okay, I was gonna say, I don't know if you want to put
1:08:08
that on a twitch, I would never Thanks again, sweetie, thank you,
1:08:12
love you.