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Weird lure names · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: You know, y you get into the weather like we're having right now where it's just, you know, super thick and muggy and hot, and you're like, oh wow.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're thinking a little water time, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, even Oh my God, I was just thinking this.
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  SPEAKER_01: Head up to the Seneca Lake or uh, you know, uh where it's cold as It's true, the water still is cold.
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  SPEAKER_00: It never warms up on Seneca.
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  SPEAKER_00: I told this, I told this to my girlfriend who's here for a visit.
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  SPEAKER_00: She brought a floaty.
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  SPEAKER_00: I was like, uh, and you do not want to get in Seneca.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wrong lake, honey.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Try your Ontario.
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  SPEAKER_01: You got a better shot of that being warm.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
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  SPEAKER_01: But uh at any rate, you know, you think, I'm gonna find some water.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, I'm gonna find a lake.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, let me just tell you, uh, the these uh these kids will never go to the lake again.
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  SPEAKER_01: So there's a video that's uh gone viral of a dad throwing um he's rolling a small boat in kind of a murky lake, you know?
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, murky.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh he's he's got the three young kids uh sitting together uh as mom records, and then out of nowhere, a good a good-sized fish jumps up, knocks the first uh kid backwards, and uh knocks the other one in the head.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, it kind of just sounds like this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh.
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  SPEAKER_00: Isn't it crazy how strong fish are?
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  SPEAKER_00: Because they're not that big.
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  SPEAKER_00: But you know when you have you ever gone fishing, or yeah, I mean you've seen this before, where the fish gets on the hook and you're just fighting with it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: And you're like, And then it's a minnow.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, right, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_01: I just fought a shark and I pulled out a two-inch, I don't know, silver bag.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know what?
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  SPEAKER_01: What?
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  SPEAKER_01: Come right in here and tell you this, because uh, Scott's not a fisherman.
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  SPEAKER_01: I haven't fished since I my dad was alive and we were in the Adirondacks, and I was probably younger than Gavin.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's adorable.
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  SPEAKER_01: Have you noticed something though?
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  SPEAKER_00: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: Fish have the dumbest names just like bird watching uh in the bird watch.
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  SPEAKER_01: You have the double, you know, breasted, uh, silverback Lily Wirbler for the bird family, but then you also have a silver-scaled, silverbacked, double-breasted trout monster.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know what I think you're thinking?
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  SPEAKER_00: Who named this crap?
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  SPEAKER_00: What I think you're thinking of is the uh what the what's the little hook thing's called?
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  SPEAKER_00: I forgot.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_00: When you go to the store and you buy the little hooks.
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  SPEAKER_01: For fishing?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: The bait?
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  SPEAKER_01: The is it the bait and the tackle?
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  SPEAKER_01: The bait and tackle?
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  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, they're like, and why are we bringing football terminology into fishing?
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  SPEAKER_01: Who who's getting tackled?
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean the fish might tackle me.
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  SPEAKER_01: You you realize right now how many people are screaming at their radio at this, Allie.
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  SPEAKER_01: There's they're like, I know it's a hook and lure.
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  SPEAKER_00: Lure.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know how many people just screamed at the radio, lure!
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hold on a second.
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  SPEAKER_00: Let me just give you some of these fishing lure names.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: They are this is just the lures, not even the fish.
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  SPEAKER_01: Fish have weird names too.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's exactly it.
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  SPEAKER_00: And they're because birds.
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  SPEAKER_00: I used to date somebody who fished, and I'm like, what the heck am I buying?
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  SPEAKER_00: He's like, Can you go to Walmart and get a jiggly jiggler?
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  SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, a jiggly jiggler?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's the pink one with the the feathers on it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: That one.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, of course.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then you need to.
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  SPEAKER_01: Why do you have some names pulled up of uh hold on This could be a game for Nelly ticks tickets?
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  SPEAKER_01: Is it a fishing lure or uh not?
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  SPEAKER_00: Hold on a second.
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  SPEAKER_00: I guess I guess we're gonna.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know what?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, let's just do that.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'll tell you what, in honor of the fact that we're just teasing the fact that between fish names or bird names and lure names, I don't know who's making this stuff up, but there was a lot of Bush Light Drank, but they were coming up with this.
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  SPEAKER_01: So we'll play a game in a few minutes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Is it a fishing lure or not?
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  SPEAKER_01: No, we're not, and we'll give away Nelly tickets before you can buy them at tags.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Three, two, one.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're listening to Scott and Allie.
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  SPEAKER_01: Scott and Allie's big three.
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  SPEAKER_01: Since literally everybody was yelling at their radio, why not?
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  SPEAKER_00: Bill Gates appeared before the House Oversight Committee to testify about his relationship with with Jeffrey Epstein.
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  SPEAKER_00: He called it a grave error and judgment.
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  SPEAKER_00: Haven't we all had those?
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm not saying that I'm sorry.
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  SPEAKER_01: She moved.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're talking about a grave error and judgment.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, oh, oh, wow.
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  SPEAKER_00: I was thinking friendship because there are very few friends that I don't have anymore.
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  SPEAKER_00: I've had the same friends almost my whole life.
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  SPEAKER_00: But there's a couple that I was like, ooh, how did that one slip through the cracks?
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  SPEAKER_00: That too.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's very true.
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  SPEAKER_00: Gates also said he personally never victimized anyone.
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  SPEAKER_00: Gates also had a lot of makeup on.
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  SPEAKER_00: Did you know?
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  SPEAKER_01: I thought it was Mitch McConnell walking down the hall yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you remember it was on TV?
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  SPEAKER_01: And I go, oh look, Mitch McConnell's still walking around, and you're like, no, that's Bill Gates.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, oh my God, it is.
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  SPEAKER_00: President Trump signed a$70 billion immigration bill that will fund enforcement through the rest of his term.
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  SPEAKER_00: And last night, I don't know how, I don't know how this happened.
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  SPEAKER_00: Game four of the Knicks Spurs game, Madison Square Garden, was like, what?
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  SPEAKER_00: Down by 29 points at one point.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I was like, I'm going home, guys.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then all of a sudden, you wake up and you're like, the Knicks won?
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  SPEAKER_00: What happened?
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  SPEAKER_00: What happened?
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, how crazy it is.
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  SPEAKER_00: Two minutes, 21 seconds left on the clock.
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  SPEAKER_00: And the Knicks, bam.
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  SPEAKER_01: They poured it in.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: And there's the big three.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, we're done.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well that w give us a couple seconds and we'll play.
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  SPEAKER_01: Is it a fishing lure or it or not?
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  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
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  SPEAKER_01: And we'll give you uh tickets to Nelly.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hold on.