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The 2025 Mosey Awards · Moser, Lombardi and Kane

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  Speaker 1: If you guys are watching on Twitch or on Altitude Television,
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  Speaker 1: you will see that Steve Nelson is in a full
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  Speaker 1: suit today looks good and the reason why because it is.
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  Speaker 2: Our award show, The Moji's. Nelly.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome to the Moji's, where we reflect on all the
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  Speaker 3: utter rubbish produced by these three blithering idiots in the
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  Speaker 3: past year. But on the bright side, that means some
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  Speaker 3: of these idiots are actually a year closer to retirement.
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  Speaker 4: Is that our boy? That's a boy.
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  Speaker 5: That is our British traffic friend.
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  Speaker 4: Oh god, I love it. That is a poll dude.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds official too.
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  Speaker 4: Holy crap, you know how much we love that man.
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  Speaker 2: That's what's his name again, our British traffic guy, vic
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  Speaker 2: D vic D.
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  Speaker 4: That's vic D. Holy we got introed by vic d.
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  Speaker 5: Oh and there's plenty more where that came from. We
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  Speaker 5: got we got fresh ones for every segment.
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  Speaker 2: Man, So oh, Nellie, it's incredible. I can't believe it.
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  Speaker 6: By the way, when he we had him on, he
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  Speaker 6: took no guff and he gave guph.
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  Speaker 2: Look, we're pretty good at doing the ribbon stuff, right.
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  Speaker 2: He owned us.
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  Speaker 6: Let's just be absolutely that should be Amoji. He should
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  Speaker 6: win for owning us.
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  Speaker 1: Well, let's start off the twenty twenty five Mojis with
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  Speaker 1: a classic worst live read of the last year. Again,
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  Speaker 1: if you guys are new to the show, you're new,
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  Speaker 1: you don't know what the mojis are.
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  Speaker 2: They are our award show for.
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  Speaker 1: Incompetence, in awfulness and radio over the past year.
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  Speaker 7: So this is where you're invoking a live commercial, like
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  Speaker 7: for people who pay for having this to keep this
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  Speaker 7: radio station afloat.
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  Speaker 2: Front back side side.
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  Speaker 1: Five nominees Jess live read over the past year.
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  Speaker 2: Nelly, Let's hear him. Denver Nuggets basketball on the Altitude
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  Speaker 2: Radio Network.
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  Speaker 8: QC Kademics is the nation's leader and regenitive medicine.
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  Speaker 6: QC Kinetics is the nation's leader in regenerative medicine. Sorry,
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  Speaker 6: I feel your pa, God say regenerative.
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  Speaker 4: All right, cause it took me a year to get
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  Speaker 4: that word down.
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  Speaker 2: What's next?
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  Speaker 7: Leg He accepts righteous injury cases on an injury fee
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  Speaker 7: basis percentage the basis Dank Campus Law has offices in
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  Speaker 7: Denver Tech Center for Collin Level and Greeley. In fact,
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  Speaker 7: after my run in with that glass story yesterday, I
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  Speaker 7: think I have the perfect case for Dan campus law.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Vic makes the parents go ahead him.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I mean it's three oh three seven seven zero
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  Speaker 4: five five five one, pretty clear. Are you sure about that?
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  Speaker 4: You need hands help?
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  Speaker 7: Give him a call at three oh three seven seven
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  Speaker 7: zero five five six one.
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  Speaker 4: I heard the problem. Get a hold on a second.
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  Speaker 6: Now, let me let me get this straight, because I've
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  Speaker 6: never known a human being worse with phone numbers in
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  Speaker 6: my life than you can.
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  Speaker 4: I can. I give you the problem. My eyes are
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  Speaker 4: not working anymore. I'm not working.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, we still got two more Nelly, all right,
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  Speaker 2: go ahead, what's next?
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  Speaker 7: If you're living with chronic pain from arthritis or injury,
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  Speaker 7: you need to know steroids.
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  Speaker 4: And surgery are pain pills.
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  Speaker 7: Steven, hold on, somebody keeps trying to call me and
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  Speaker 7: takes my page away?
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  Speaker 4: Who is this? Come on? Sorry?
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  Speaker 7: Then he started from the top. Dennis kept taking my
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  Speaker 7: page away. You can't just take ones that we're taping.
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  Speaker 2: Yes you can, all right, So wait a minute, So
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  Speaker 2: on this list so far, it's cause in three vicks.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, all right, Let's see what the last one is.
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  Speaker 9: Kill it, fry it, put it in palm.
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  Speaker 2: As long as you make it red.
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  Speaker 4: Wing farms, and you're fine.
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  Speaker 2: The fact you said is the most thing in the world,
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  Speaker 2: because all we talk about is the queen of chicken
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  Speaker 2: redbird farms all the time on this show. And the
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  Speaker 2: winner for worst live read of the Year goes to
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  Speaker 2: Vic for getting interrupted by his dent.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, Vic.
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  Speaker 2: Our award this year is a shiny new plaque. Would
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  Speaker 2: you like to see it?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 5: Please?
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  Speaker 6: Here you go our new moji. It's a print of
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  Speaker 6: thet D.
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  Speaker 4: Beyond the award itself.
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  Speaker 1: So congratulations to Vic as our first moji is given away. Nelly,
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  Speaker 1: let's try and and squeeze in one more here. This
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  Speaker 1: is a new category. I'm very excited about it. It's
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  Speaker 1: worst bodily function.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god. We have four entries and I feel
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  Speaker 2: like there could have been a million this year.
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  Speaker 4: This has got to be all moser.
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  Speaker 1: So the first entry for worst bodily function, Nelly, save
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  Speaker 1: that for a second, Vic, because I do want to
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  Speaker 1: get a little bit more into that.
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  Speaker 2: There's a there's a couple of different things, all right,
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  Speaker 2: that's Vic. The intentional blowing of the nose into the microphone.
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  Speaker 4: I know my sneeze when I hear it.
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  Speaker 2: It's not a sneeze. What's next?
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  Speaker 4: Baby? You think about your stat mode.
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  Speaker 2: Doesn't sound like you got anything in there, dude, sells,
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  Speaker 2: You're just your brains out.
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  Speaker 6: Maybe that's what's happened. You ran out of stot. You've
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  Speaker 6: been blowing out pieces of brains about the last hour
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  Speaker 6: and a half. You've turned into a total dillhead.
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  Speaker 4: That was the boarding. Remember I did that and I
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  Speaker 4: had a cramp in my cast and I literally could
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  Speaker 4: not stand us.
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  Speaker 2: Blowing your brains out is towing the funniest I say
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  Speaker 2: that to everybody. Blows her nose. Now, what are you
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  Speaker 2: blowing your brains out? What's next? Nelly?
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  Speaker 4: The true to it that you got the Nicola Jokic.
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  Speaker 4: That's you got the true guy. Here see.
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  Speaker 2: The demon that right in front of you. Here, then again,
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  Speaker 2: here's see.
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  Speaker 4: I swear to god, there's a small animal living in
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  Speaker 4: your stomach.
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  Speaker 2: Where was I was? I was on the road someplace.
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  Speaker 2: Was that the playoffs last year?
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  Speaker 10: No?
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  Speaker 2: That was more recent thing.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, ud, that's like an animal. That's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: I love that one.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Then we got one more. Now you go
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  Speaker 1: ahead and find anything you missed from the show on
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  Speaker 1: the podcast. Itron, Spotify, Spreaker, Mos Lombardi and Kane, including
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  Speaker 1: our chat with Adam Schefter that we do every Monday
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  Speaker 1: until then. A lot more to break down this week,
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  Speaker 1: Raven's week.
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  Speaker 4: Is I mean, that was insane.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be coughing up smurfs all day by laughing.
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  Speaker 4: This is bad. This is bad.
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  Speaker 2: A texture just said, is today not a live show,
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  Speaker 2: It's we're live. We're live right now. We're just also
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  Speaker 2: replaying our favorite things. And the winner for worst bodily
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  Speaker 2: function is Moser for the animal that emerged from his.
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  Speaker 7: One thing to hear a sneeze, but to hear this
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  Speaker 7: thing come out as someone's body live on a radio show.
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  Speaker 5: And Moser, you were wearing a headset and so your
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  Speaker 5: stomach growled and it went all the way up. The
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  Speaker 5: sound traveled up to your mouth and went through a
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  Speaker 5: hot mic.
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  Speaker 2: That's so weird.
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  Speaker 1: So congratulations, Hey we got we got a nice split here,
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  Speaker 1: one to one between Vic and Mojes and the first
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  Speaker 1: couple of categories of the moj He's gonna be doing
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  Speaker 1: this all day today and tomorrow. Let's get back to
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  Speaker 1: the Moji's our year end award show with a brand
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  Speaker 1: new category, Nelle.
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  Speaker 11: Welcome back to the mojis.
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  Speaker 3: It's a rather silly event, if you ask me, and
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  Speaker 3: I cannot believe I've stooped so low as to lend
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  Speaker 3: my wonderful voice to it.
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  Speaker 11: But I don't think I had a choice.
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  Speaker 3: It just seemed like there wasn't anyone else around on
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  Speaker 3: your team with the British accent, or even with a
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  Speaker 3: high school diploma.
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  Speaker 12: I suspect.
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  Speaker 2: Charge you.
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  Speaker 4: Did he charge you to do this? Or did he
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  Speaker 4: do now? He did it? Just for the love of
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  Speaker 4: the Let's send vic D something victim. You're gonna get
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  Speaker 4: something from us as a show all rights.
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  Speaker 1: Brand new, brand new category this year for the moji's.
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  Speaker 1: This is very simple. The category is called Huh. How
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  Speaker 1: many nominees do we have?
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  Speaker 2: Nellie?
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  Speaker 4: Four?
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  Speaker 2: Four nominees for huh huh? What's first to five? I
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  Speaker 2: twenty five? An ilive?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, cool?
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  Speaker 2: That's gonna be?
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  Speaker 4: Where's that? Exactly?
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  Speaker 10: What?
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  Speaker 4: That's edible?
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  Speaker 10: So?
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  Speaker 4: Where where where do I go? Heye? Like that again again, Nellie.
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  Speaker 2: Twenty five? An ilive?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, cool?
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  Speaker 2: That's gonna be?
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  Speaker 4: Where's that? Exactly? Where that? Where Where do I go?
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  Speaker 4: That's so funny?
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  Speaker 2: Didn't you give away your when he gave Okay, okay.
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  Speaker 4: I still couldn't find that when you put me in
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  Speaker 4: that part, who I get lost all the time. I
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  Speaker 4: don't know where eything is.
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  Speaker 2: That's like putting me in North Denver, like I have
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  Speaker 2: no idea where I'm at?
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  Speaker 10: Have you?
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  Speaker 4: Have you put yourself in the Highland's ranch in that maze? Yeah?
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  Speaker 13: But dude, it's it's like Highway thirty six and Sheridan. Okay,
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  Speaker 13: where is that? I mean, come on, don't be a dipole?
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  Speaker 2: What's next? Nowing?
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  Speaker 7: My favorite scene was from Rambo when he's in that
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  Speaker 7: cave and somehow he comes across some rags and he's
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  Speaker 7: got that little thing lit the entire.
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  Speaker 4: Time, that little torchy carries around the caves.
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  Speaker 7: And I'm asking myself during this entire scene, is how
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  Speaker 7: is he finding all these rags and how is he
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  Speaker 7: keeping this thing.
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  Speaker 4: So well lit the entire time? Did you ever ask
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  Speaker 4: yourself those questions?
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  Speaker 2: Talking about Dedanianda Jones talking.
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  Speaker 6: About uh Rambo Rambo, Yes, Fay said India in a joke, Rambo.
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  Speaker 2: I get I have one answer because it's a fictional movie.
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  Speaker 7: Oh my god, you know, I mean how many caves
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  Speaker 7: have an unlimited surplus of rags things.
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  Speaker 2: Look, this is why this is like my favorite two
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  Speaker 2: days of the year is because you, guys, I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Sure you suffer from the same problem. The show gets
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  Speaker 1: done and it's like a mind eraser. I have no
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  Speaker 1: idea what we talked about on the show. It's just
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  Speaker 1: a reminder of all the dumb things that we talked
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  Speaker 1: about for a year.
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  Speaker 2: What's next?
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  Speaker 4: Now, see what I'm saying that, Let's see look at
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  Speaker 4: the brain, Go work the brain.
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  Speaker 2: Did you say lovely brains work?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Now I feel you're picking on me right now.
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  Speaker 2: Your brain fell apart in twenty twenty four, man, you
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  Speaker 2: no brain?
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  Speaker 4: Out? All right?
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  Speaker 10: One?
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  Speaker 4: Can we hear the one more time out?
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  Speaker 2: Let's do it one more time? Go ahead.
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  Speaker 4: See what I'm saying that, let's see look at the brain,
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  Speaker 4: Go work the brain. Yeah, you're basically saying, look how
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  Speaker 4: smart I look? Smart?
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  Speaker 2: Sorry?
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  Speaker 4: Smart? All right?
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  Speaker 2: Last one?
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  Speaker 4: Now you go ahead. What's the emoji with like the
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  Speaker 4: half orange? What is that? What does that mean? Half?
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  Speaker 7: You know the one I'm talking about like it's it's
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  Speaker 7: a fruit of some sort cut in half. Somebody out
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  Speaker 7: there knows what I'm talking about. I'm not describing it
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  Speaker 7: very well.
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  Speaker 4: I'm but what is that?
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  Speaker 2: I can tell you.
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  Speaker 4: Somebody sends emojis with half a peach? What is that? Vic?
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  Speaker 2: I can tell you what a peach means?
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  Speaker 4: Half of one, half of one?
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  Speaker 14: What is it?
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry you think that's a peach?
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  Speaker 4: Vic? I can't see it very well.
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  Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, everybody stop for a second.
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  Speaker 4: Everybody stop.
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  Speaker 2: You you think the emoji of half a face in
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  Speaker 2: a salute is a peach? It's this one, yeah, this one,
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  Speaker 2: and you thought that was a pole.
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  Speaker 4: Looks like a good peach to me, all right? And
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  Speaker 4: the winner for huh.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Vic's half peach emoji whatever that thing was. Congratulations Vic.
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  Speaker 4: Yep, you get the God. I've got a great collection
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  Speaker 4: of those already. I might start selling that. You should.
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  Speaker 2: All right, we'll get to a couple more of these categories.
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  Speaker 2: Get back to the audio of the Broncos heading sell those.
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  Speaker 4: On the open market.
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  Speaker 7: If people listening to the show want to buy my portrait,
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  Speaker 7: because I'm sure there's a.
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  Speaker 1: Long line, well why don't you ask the bear, the artist,
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  Speaker 1: not the person who's the subject, because she would get
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  Speaker 1: the no, No.
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  Speaker 4: I own the rights. Somebody paints me naked, I own
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  Speaker 4: the rights. That's the way it works.
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  Speaker 2: Back after this, because Vic has to leeve early, I
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  Speaker 2: want to run through a few of these other categories
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  Speaker 2: here for today, So let's get to our emojis. Get
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  Speaker 2: back to it.
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  Speaker 11: Go ahead, and Nellie, Welcome back to the Moshi Awards.
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  Speaker 3: A retrospective full of tomfoolry, but not enough football if
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  Speaker 3: you ask me, and I mean real football, actual beautiful
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  Speaker 3: game where men and women play with real bulls.
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  Speaker 11: The funny shaped bulls you colonies play with.
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  Speaker 4: I love it's awesome colonies. Yeah, that's who we are
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  Speaker 4: talking trash? All right, Victi, what are you doing for
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  Speaker 4: the July back home?
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  Speaker 2: They put out fireworks? Mosher's explain this before?
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  Speaker 6: Or was it you?
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  Speaker 4: Vic? Anyway?
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  Speaker 1: If you're nude to the show, we do the mojis
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  Speaker 1: once a year. It is a look back over the
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  Speaker 1: past year of our worst moments on the radio show.
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  Speaker 1: So I want to go through three categories here. The
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  Speaker 1: first one is worst use of a dump button. How
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  Speaker 1: many categories do we have or how many nominees?
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  Speaker 4: Can you explain what a dump button is?
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  Speaker 5: And four entries?
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  Speaker 1: So dump button is when you say something that can't
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  Speaker 1: be said on the air, and we were on a delay.
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  Speaker 1: We hit something called the dump button, which X is
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  Speaker 1: that out at least over the radio?
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  Speaker 4: Correct?
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  Speaker 1: Now, if you're watching on Twitch or if you're watching
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  Speaker 1: on out to television, sorry guys, it'll come through.
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  Speaker 4: But why.
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  Speaker 2: Because the dump button does not apply to It just
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  Speaker 2: takes whatever's going on the microphone. It just goes out
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  Speaker 2: into the ether. Anyway, you can always have a finger
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  Speaker 2: on it with Jake Plumber's on four. Yes, So let's
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  Speaker 2: hear the first one.
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  Speaker 15: I had no idea when I was going and then
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  Speaker 15: my I was getting heckled and in the corner and
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  Speaker 15: I just look up and everybody's waving, waving for me
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  Speaker 15: to go shoot And I was like, here we go.
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  Speaker 4: Who was that?
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  Speaker 5: That was Zach Stefan talking about ye shot and the
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  Speaker 5: shootout and he had to wrap.
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  Speaker 4: Zach Stephan right he is? How cool was he? By
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  Speaker 4: the way? He was great? I love that guy.
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  Speaker 2: That was a great interview. I forgot about that all right,
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  Speaker 2: what's next?
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  Speaker 7: Don't throw an interception, don't make that extra throw, don't
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  Speaker 7: push it down the field if you don't have to.
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  Speaker 4: And you know that's I think it's I think it's sucks.
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  Speaker 4: That's Jake.
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  Speaker 1: Anytime Jake Thummer's on this show. As Moser said, we
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  Speaker 1: got I got my dumb button right here on this board.
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  Speaker 1: My hand is hovering over the top every time.
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  Speaker 2: What's next?
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  Speaker 4: And he goes, did we make the playoffs? I said, yeah?
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  Speaker 4: He goes where we play next week?
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  Speaker 2: I go right back here, schefter of all people never
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  Speaker 2: would have thought chefter.
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  Speaker 4: People let their hair down on this show, I'm telling you.
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  Speaker 2: And then our final nominee Lli Tom Watson.
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  Speaker 6: Almost ja whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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  Speaker 4: I remember that, I remember that.
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  Speaker 13: I was so I don't know why it sparked that
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  Speaker 13: because he almost won the British Open.
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  Speaker 2: He almost, I don't know, has dropped f bombs. I know,
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  Speaker 2: I know for the most useless reason. He's not even
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  Speaker 2: like steaming.
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  Speaker 4: Mad he said.
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  Speaker 2: Josey L two is five foot Yeah, can I hear
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  Speaker 2: that one more time? Nelly?
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  Speaker 4: Please? Tom Watson.
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  Speaker 2: Almost And the winner for the worst use the dumb
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  Speaker 2: button is Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It's gotta be vig.
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  Speaker 2: That one was by far vic the worst.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, congratation, little ding another, little dingy. People appreciate that
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  Speaker 6: three dinghies today buddy again. When you bring up Tom
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  Speaker 6: Watson's name on this show, it should come with some
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  Speaker 6: sort of swear word.
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  Speaker 1: One more to get us to break. This is an oldie,
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  Speaker 1: a goodie, a testament over six years of this program.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Worst mispronunciation.
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, here we go.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: How many have I smell?
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: Five? Oh my god?
• 16:56
  Speaker 16: Here we go?
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: So what's the first nominee?
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: Yep?
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: Condolesness go out?
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: Obviously you know I said yep, condolence, condolences.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: That's a tough word for me. Condolences.
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: What makes that?
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: That's I don't know what the other nominees are. That's
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: got a win for the idea we're talking about. I
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: don't know who it was, someone who just passed away.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: I know you try to be sincere. You didn't even
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: get out of your mouth. Yeah, you get five booms
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: for that. Oh my god, I'm sorry.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: I'm sure your brother.
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: Jesus gone. Sure, you're so right? All right? What's next?
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Maybe this is an oversimplication, but if I had to
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: guess over what over simplication?
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: Simplication? Did you just skip? I? Did? He forgot the
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: f dude?
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Dude, I own this category. You know what's funny? I
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: said it, and I was like, sounded actually, even hearing
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: that now, I didn't think that was the the mispronunciation
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: simplication sounds like a good word.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Hang on, can you listen to the speed bump I
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: hit the second time. I tried to say, let's play
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: this again. Maybe this is an over simplication. But if
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: I had to guess over what over simplication, It's like
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: light bulb went off, like oh yeah, this isn't right,
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: but I don't know why. All right, what's next?
• 18:26
  Speaker 8: And how he can compartment carp car, compartment, how you
• 18:33
  Speaker 8: can put it in a little box? I got it,
• 18:37
  Speaker 8: compartment life, alright, I.
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: Think it back. Oh my god, that's not fair. That's
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: not matter. It doesn't matter.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: I want to hear that again. That's amazing.
• 18:53
  Speaker 8: And how he can compartment carp carp compartment, counter the carp,
• 19:00
  Speaker 8: how you can put it in a little box.
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: I guess compartment to Oh my god, that's great.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: All right, what's next.
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: The quarterback who's playing for the University of Tennessee.
• 19:14
  Speaker 14: His last name is The correct way to pronounce my
• 19:17
  Speaker 14: last name is Eu Maley e a my maya lava,
• 19:24
  Speaker 14: and the correct way to pronounce my last name is
• 19:28
  Speaker 14: Eu Maley. Pronounce my last name is Eu Maley.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Guess what, Nelly, that's gonna be forgotten in about five
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: and it was it was all right, last one? What
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: if they got him on a minimum deal. He's not
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: somebody that you thinking.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: Playing minimum deal, but I don't think they're gonna ge
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: him at him? What's this deal right now with? Okay,
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: you say cinnamon deal with?
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: What if they got him on a minimum deal.
• 20:05
  Speaker 7: He's not somebody that you think of blank minimum deal,
• 20:08
  Speaker 7: but I don't think they're gonna get him at him?
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: What's this jil right now? Okay? Say too many words
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: coming at me? Too many words? So funny, all right?
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: And the winner for worst mispronunciation is Scott hat Dinghy
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: off the board. I thought for sure after that first one,
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: I was I was winning this category for sure.
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: If there's one takeaway from the moji's it always gets worse.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Anyway, got a lot category.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: You here, So if you want me to hand him
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: a portrait of my little dinghy, I will, uh.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Portrait of my little dingy.
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: I mean we're getting away.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: His prizes back after that, Let's roll through some more
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: of these categories.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: Again.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: The Moji's are year end awards for the worst things
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: that we did the year prior, and this is.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: Welcome back to the Moji Awards. I don't know why
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: we're paying tribute to this messy, disjointed disaster of a
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: radio program. Your show is more boring than Brett's hometown,
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: more shriveled up than vis Prostate, and deader than Mosa's bees.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: Whoa big d dude? First of all, my my prostates
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: not shriveled up. It's gone.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: What's probably probably he's onto something.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: Our next category, God, I love this one. Best Mosure rant.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Three different nominees this year Nelly and then by the way,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Ski who gives.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: A crap skeins throws what six and the third.
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: Throws five hit baseball? A decent start? Yep, I mean,
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: what is Ryan reincarnated Tom Seaver? Let me come on
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: out there and link you. It's just stupid.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Let me get it's time out, time out, shut him off.
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: I swear to God if anybody did that at coors
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: Field and Rockies fans gave him standing ovation after six.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: And the third of no hit ball against my ball club,
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: I swear to God I.
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: Would end up in the clink because I would be
• 22:17
  Speaker 6: hooking with every yrk face around me.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: Every jack wagon is going Jesus, I was so mad.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: I was so mad at Cincinnati fans, Cardinals fans, Cardinals fans.
• 22:34
  Speaker 6: Sorry, mother, Trucker threw for over four thousand yards. So
• 22:38
  Speaker 6: what that's pretty damn good.
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: What was the last time we had somebody run here
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: throw over four thousand yards?
• 22:44
  Speaker 6: Starting Zach Wilson at quarterback and let him throw that
• 22:47
  Speaker 6: pig all over the damn.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: Yard stick, right up your stick hole? What's wrong with that?
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: That too much to ask?
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: Oh? I know, I'm asking for the moon and the stars.
• 22:56
  Speaker 6: Oh my bad, I'm asking to move mountains because I
• 22:59
  Speaker 6: want to see a guy lay a pass that's not
• 23:01
  Speaker 6: a dig.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: Rounde more than twenty yards. This fel when your voice
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: goes my wish, I got my wish? The kid did?
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: I got my wish?
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: Last one? Go ahead?
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: This mother. That's there's no reason for that. Now. He's
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: just being an ass, is what he's being. You know
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: what he's mean it? Steven A Smith? Remember when steven
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: A Smith said he didn't want to come to Denver.
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: Remember that old on a second can can I make
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: one distinction between him nothing program.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: In the middle of no we're in the middle of nowhere.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: You know, another school in the middle of nowhere. This
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: is what I want to say, Fine bomb suckle.
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: Mean, that's just a jerk, such a jerk thing to say,
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: because you know what, fine bomb could just I pardon
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: my language. I apologize if I got a little follons
• 23:44
  Speaker 6: that said the A ward and told him to suck
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: but he can't.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: It's one of my favorite things you ever said. I
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: apologize if I said the A word. You undress a
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: guy and then you try to dress it back up.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: But he's so he was was so insulting. It really
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: was so insulting.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: The winner. He also says the Buffaloes have never mattered before.
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: Coach all right, I got it.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: The winner of best Mosure rant is Mosures Cardinal Fans
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: and Paul Skins rant. Yeah yeah, I think that was
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: pretty because.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: You were legit angry. Yeah, well, why why weren't you angry?
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: I was happy for him.
• 24:18
  Speaker 7: I was happy that the sophisticated Cardinals fans undersphisticated.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there's so much better than us.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Let's do another category. Try and roll through these before
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: they has to head out this category. I like this
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: one a lot of possibilities. It's called nailed It. And
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: did you say there's seven nominees short?
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: But there are seven?
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: Seven?
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: All right, let's go ahead. What's first?
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: And as this person approaches, I turn and it's Gabriel Landscock.
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: And you know Gabriel Landiscock. He brings all the milkshakes
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: to the yard. Is how the song goes? No, the
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. That hang
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: on a second. The fact of the matter is something
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: about milkshakes. And this is Gabelaniskog and I bring all
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: the milkshakes to the yard. Why did I just say that?
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: I never heard that part's our game again? Oh, this
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: is Gabelaniscog and I bring all the milkshakes to the yard.
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: What is this? Why did I just say that? So good?
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: I had no idea that he actually read that statement.
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: Ye shout out our boss, Kevin got that at the
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: start of the season.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: How did we hear that now for the first time?
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: Half way through the air?
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: All right, what's next? Says friend of mine is currently
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: at an Irish pub in Rome and this is currently
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: on their TV. Screen, it's us.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: We've gone international.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Wait time out landaus Diaz. I'm tell you, Oh.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: My god, that was so funny. That was really that
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: was really funny. That probably Buda For some reason in
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: my head.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: Rome went over to like Madrid and I was like, oh,
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: all right, what's next? The late Great Dave Jackson NHL official.
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: No, he's not dead. You dead? What I mean? You
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: know when you first said that, I was like, I
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: didn't know he died. The late Great Dave jack was
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: not dead, But.
• 26:30
  Speaker 17: Who were you thinking?
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: He nailed it?
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: What's next?
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: Then you got the opposing reliever, black Torch, crying about
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: the ball.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: The rocket played a little bit better.
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: I called him black Torch. I know his name. I
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: didn't realize that was that's sensitive to a picture. I
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: didn't really when when black Horse, what's his name? Black House?
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: I think it's Fairbanks. Oh my god, dude, Oh my god,
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: I mean, I think it's fair Things.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: It's one of the funniest damn things.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: See, I totally forgot about this stuff. That's why I
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: love these awards so much. Oh my god, do we
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: have three more? All right? Go ahead, at the end
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: of the day. Tell me if this if this is
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: false or fake.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Oh dude, all right, what's next again?
• 27:43
  Speaker 7: I didn't take Jim courses. I took like real, real classes,
• 27:46
  Speaker 7: like what philosophy?
• 27:49
  Speaker 6: All right, okay, Aristata whatever you said? Give me one
• 27:52
  Speaker 6: thing from philosophy? You remember Socrates?
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: What about them? That's a good things?
• 28:01
  Speaker 10: All right?
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: Gosh, she's cornered the market on. I'm trying to make
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: you cry. Yeah, I think.
• 28:08
  Speaker 6: Adele's just like hey man, that works, give me some
• 28:12
  Speaker 6: Dell's not quite like that hello from the all right, Uh,
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: there is so many that could.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Wink has to win this though, right, has to please?
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, black Torch, and I gotta hear that one more time.
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: I have to hear that one more time. It was
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: so funny. Oh.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: Actually, this is a tie between that in Landskog saying milkshakes,
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: which I also agree with. I gotta hear Fairbanks one
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: more time. Please.
• 28:43
  Speaker 7: Then you got the opposing reliever, black Torch, crying about
• 28:46
  Speaker 7: the ball.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Here I say the Rockets played a little bit better.
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: I called him black Torch. I know his name. I
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: didn't realize there was that sensitive to a picture. I
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: didn't really when when black horse, what's his name? Black House?
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: I think it's Fairbanks.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: All right, so we'll try and squeeze one more category
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: in before Vick has to leave us uh to go
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: to the airport.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: The late great Vic Lombardi's not dead.
• 29:16
  Speaker 9: You just slip that in.
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: What part of your brain kills a man and brings
• 29:21
  Speaker 6: it back on the road someplace?
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: I forget.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: I really think these awards might kill us one day,
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: because I don't think any of us could breathe for
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: about thirty seconds all right back after this?
• 29:30
  Speaker 7: Is this stuff funny to us because it's us? I
• 29:35
  Speaker 7: you know, I don't know why I'm laughing so much
• 29:37
  Speaker 7: this morning. Is it just because it's fits us.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: And we know each other?
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Wadn't know? MARIEE just texted in and said that she's
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: already peed twice.
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: Well join the club. Oh dude, I don't know.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: I just I forget.
• 29:51
  Speaker 6: I forget through the course of a year, everything that's said,
• 29:54
  Speaker 6: and when we have it back out of the bluets.
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: It's funny too.
• 29:58
  Speaker 10: Well.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Vic's got a head out here in a couple of
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: minut so let's do a couple more categories.
• 30:02
  Speaker 11: Nellie, welcome back to the Mosie Awards.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: As we pay tribute to the worst radio program in
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: the United States, and it's apparent attempt at disguising just
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: how bad it is by getting a British guy to
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: do the voiceover.
• 30:18
  Speaker 12: Don't think I don't know your game, damn vic.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: D all right, next category. It's a staple for the
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: moji's worst example of not listening to their own radio program.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: I know who this is.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Four nominees, Go ahead, and Nellie the worst felt impact
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: by a player leaving on the Broncos not named Russell Wilson.
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: I'll say Russell Wilson. I mean it was half a second.
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: Two it's unbelievable.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: All right, what's next?
• 30:55
  Speaker 6: Because he listen, if you run sub four to six,
• 30:58
  Speaker 6: which is what he did, and he he thinks he
• 31:00
  Speaker 6: is a four to four guy. But if you're running
• 31:03
  Speaker 6: sub four six and perhaps a four to four, you're fine.
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: Did you guys see what Michael Pennix did his pro
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: Dane He ran a sub was it a sub four five?
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: It's truly, it's unbelievable. All right. Two more, I'm assuming
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: both of these got vic Yeah, go ahead. And it's
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: only recently that I've I've been open to the possibility
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: that maybe they won't, Vic, what do you think I
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: didn't hear what you just asked?
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: You know what's horrible about when Vic does this? It
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: makes me question like is what I'm saying not interesting?
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Or is he just totally checked out?
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: No matter?
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: Like could I could I brought strippers in here?
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: Always like I don't know? I don't know either?
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: All right, last one, go ahead, went's a World Cup?
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: Vic? It's in America. The next one?
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's.
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: As one floor you want. Oh my god, this is
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: the World Cup. That's America.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: When's a World Cup?
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: Vick? It's in America?
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: All right? And the winner for worst example of not
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: listening is yeah, the last one. When's the next World Cup?
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: It's in America?
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: Congratulations Vic? So Vic, before you go, I was told
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: that there's a special category just for you.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: There's only one nominee.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: And sometimes things are just so good that we have
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: to force them. This is an example.
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: So this is.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: It's the very last one on the page, right, Nelly.
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: The very very bottom.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Yes, the worst treatment of a recently deceased beloved celebrity.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: One, oh yeah.
• 32:54
  Speaker 7: The one constant through all the years Ray has been
• 32:57
  Speaker 7: Baseball America has rolled like an army of steamrollers.
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: It has been.
• 33:02
  Speaker 7: Erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and he raced again. But
• 33:07
  Speaker 7: baseball has marked the time, this field, this game, it's
• 33:12
  Speaker 7: a part.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: Of our past. Ray. It reminds us all that once
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: was good could be good again. Oh, people will come, Ray,
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: people will most definitely come. That's beautiful. That's legendary. What
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: an honor I bestowed on him. Just let him say it.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Why did you feel the need to do his voice,
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: James Earl Jones. We should have just let him do.
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: It because it's the words that.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: Voice, it's voice, it's him saying the words you have.
• 33:46
  Speaker 6: You have like one one one thousandth of the impact
• 33:50
  Speaker 6: when it comes out of your mouth.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: I'll give you an example, Vic does this carry the
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: same weight? Fourth Sclore of the years.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: I'll leave you with this because I gotta go. I
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: gotta go catch the Nuggets.
• 34:02
  Speaker 7: Plane Texter three three six one writes in I had
• 34:05
  Speaker 7: to switch channels to actually listen to Nuggets Talk instead
• 34:08
  Speaker 7: of you hearing you guys prop yourselves up on some
• 34:10
  Speaker 7: stupid award show that should have been done weeks ago.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: I'm just reading it. Hey bye, I'm sorry. On the
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: way out. I don't know if you know this. We
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: do what we want on this show. You either like
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: it or you don't. I'm gonna put that in a
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: pipe and smoke.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: It anyway, Vick, have a great trip audio. So let's
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: get to a couple more mojis here, as it's.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: Our Welcome to the mojis. I'm making my own category.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: It's called the most punishable face. It's you, bloody lot.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: Are in a three way tie and have been since
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: the very beginning of this show.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: That's our boy. Vic Day was our our British traffic
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: reporter that filled in for Spataro a couple of times,
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: and now he's the.
• 34:59
  Speaker 6: Voice shocked we were when we when we heard Victor
• 35:02
  Speaker 6: blown away, I'm like, who the hell is that?
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: But I was even more shocked when we got him
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: on the show. And he is the King of Wit.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: He's as smart me as you can you as you
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: would imagine he would be. And yes, I said king,
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: because that's what his country has. We don't anymore. Vic,
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: how's that taste?
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: Anyway?
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: New category here, category is called phrasing. We have four nominees,
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: oh six nominees. I'm sorry, six nominees for phrasing. The
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: first one is what nellie, we'll bring it back.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: You have like eighty seven plotters. Anyway, what does it
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: matter most?
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: You made a great point by the way I was
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: telling Sanford, I had I got this because I swing
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: hard and the shaft on my old drivers not stiff enough.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: So I got the stiffest shaft you could get.
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: Because he tastes coming up.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Of the phrasing rocky mountains be rock clinic. What's next?
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: You know what people are doing now? They're turning their
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: fist sideways.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: They're doing one of these.
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the side fist. When did this start happen? When
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: was this a trend? Wait? I've never been side fisted.
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, like this on like this, like all like that.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's weird. Yeah, they walk up there like phrasing.
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the side that's a big deal. Now for side
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: it's a wild thing to say.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: What's next?
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: Road Vicks hog, it's a twisting Go just a little
• 36:44
  Speaker 6: talking about twisting.
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: Go.
• 36:45
  Speaker 7: Don't don't simplify my hog. Don't demonize my hog. Don't
• 36:51
  Speaker 7: make it basic.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: It's a basic hog. It's a very basic hog.
• 36:57
  Speaker 15: It is.
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: Got your mouth. Jesus anytime you bring those and you, friend,
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: I love it.
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: You could even say it so Vic, I had just
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: say it.
• 37:11
  Speaker 6: For those who don't know, we're talking about Vic's scooter. Okay,
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: his little twist and go scooter.
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: He calls it his hog.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: It is not.
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: It's a scooter.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: What's next? What is an ambassador's job to start with?
• 37:23
  Speaker 6: Man, you go there and you eat their food, and
• 37:24
  Speaker 6: you talk to their peeps, and yeah, you have relations.
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: I'm sure ambassadors do. Yeah, pretty much.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: I am the ambassador to Brazil. Now how many more
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: of these we got in La?
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: Two more? Is it too? All right?
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: Let's go next one.
• 37:43
  Speaker 6: Because I'm I'm gonna be out of town. I'm thinking
• 37:46
  Speaker 6: about draining, just getting the water out today.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: Case smart. I think it's gotta go six inches before
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: it hurts you. That's fun. That's gotta be the winner.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: It's gotta be. I know we got one more, but
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: that's go. And Vic said that with such sincerity. All right,
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: last one?
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: Go ahead. Have you been in my basement? Yeah? Did
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: you see the softfit's along the wall where I have
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: the cans in?
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: I wasn't looking for soft pause in your basement. Rarely
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: do I go to somebody's house and I look at
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: there and what's a soft building streke?
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: He's looking just for cans.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just looking for the cans.
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: Can ask me again? Ask me again?
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: Can I go to your house, walk up to the
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: bear your cans?
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: I still have to do that and bear.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: Oh we go downstairs, you show me them cans?
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: Huh fine, whatever? All right?
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: In the winner, uh phrasing is yeah, it's gotta go
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: six inches still yeah, Vic, way to go. Vic is
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: cleaning up again this year. I don't have the tally
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: of who's winning the most, but he's got like six
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: so far, just crushing it.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: All right, we got time for one more. So this
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: is a new category, and this is different because this
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: I don't think features any of us. This is the
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: award for the worst coach or player freakout of the year.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: How many nominees do we have for this one, Nelly?
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: We got five, And I just want to preface this
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: by saying I didn't include Sean Payton in any of
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: his no no no, no, no no nos, because I'm
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: saving those for the drop tournament. Okay, he is a
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: notable snub in this category.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: Notable snub, but let's hear at five nominees. What's first?
• 39:24
  Speaker 18: Can you take us through that last play and just
• 39:26
  Speaker 18: what happened and what unfolded? What was I don't know
• 39:29
  Speaker 18: if you were screened or what happened on that last play?
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: Jamal mooton Raidershot, I mean that one.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: I don't even know what the other one's ball good,
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: the mic drop thing, just that sound alone.
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: Needs that one to win.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: But let's see what else we got. Go ahead? What
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: was kind of off that resulted in targets but no catches.
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: I had targets in the part of the game, the
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: fourth quarter, A lot of them, all right, Dan, So
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: I needs them in the beginning of and you like, yeah?
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: For me? Was that Calvin Ridley in TENNAA so good,
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: so good?
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: I need some targets in the getting he was, He's
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: not wrong, though, he's not wrong. What's next?
• 40:14
  Speaker 19: No, I thought it generally sucked. I didn't think it
• 40:17
  Speaker 19: was a specific suck. I thought it was like an
• 40:18
  Speaker 19: all encompassing type of suck. So you know, we're gonna
• 40:22
  Speaker 19: try and rectify that, But for right now, I'm going
• 40:24
  Speaker 19: to be pretty best about it.
• 40:26
  Speaker 16: Pet worried.
• 40:27
  Speaker 12: Do you kind of go from here is it looking
• 40:28
  Speaker 12: at tape?
• 40:29
  Speaker 10: Is it going through mechanics?
• 40:30
  Speaker 12: Where do you kind of go from here?
• 40:33
  Speaker 19: You tell me, I've tried that you got an answer.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: I'd love to hear. Who was that?
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: That was Vic's favorite pitcher? That was black Doors?
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: Oh that was yeah?
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Right, eat Fairbanks. That's right, all right? So we got
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: two more left on this. I actually, you know what,
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: These are all really good, all of them. What's next?
• 40:54
  Speaker 20: That's that's the case. Just let us know so we
• 40:56
  Speaker 20: don't show up on the game. Just give them a win.
• 40:59
  Speaker 20: But that was not fair tonight. And this is not
• 41:02
  Speaker 20: happening first time for us. Scottie Barnes is gonna be
• 41:05
  Speaker 20: all start, He's gonna be the face of this league.
• 41:08
  Speaker 20: And what's happening going here during whole season? I've been
• 41:12
  Speaker 20: calling you back. It's a complete crap.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: That's what.
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: The raptor said.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: Correct. Yeah, that's a good freak out, all right, a
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: complete trap down without questions.
• 41:29
  Speaker 20: But does he get him with enough on the top
• 41:30
  Speaker 20: of the helmet or is it off to the side again,
• 41:32
  Speaker 20: it's gotta be confirmed.
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: Wait, who was that again?
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: The Texas.
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: Stop throwing stuff on the field, please.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: Those are that's a really packed category category. Alright, the
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: winner of Player or Coach Freakout.
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: Is Anthony Davis.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's gotta be right, it's Jamal Murray made
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: a shot that you could actually just x out Anthony
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: Davis and just say the microphone won that category. The
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: mic anyway. All right, got a couple.
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: More Moses we'll get to before the end of the show.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: Again, tune in all day tomorrow.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: It's just gonna be full of these tomorrow because we
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: got a jam these in for when Vic left to
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: go hop on the flight to Miami.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's do a couple of more of these. This
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: is uh, let's go back to the Moji's go ahead.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: Welcome back to the Moshi Awards, as we pay tribute
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: to the worst radio program in the United States and
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: it's apparent attempt at disguising just how bad it is
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: by getting a British guy to do the voiceover.
• 42:42
  Speaker 12: Don't think I don't know your game.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: You know what I I He's cooking us. But can
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: I say something? I love Vic D. I don't want British.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: I just want to I just want to have a
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: beer with Victor.
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: What does the D stand for?
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: He didn't tell us he's a mysterious man had him
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: on the show because we're like, who's the British or anything?
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Wouldn't tell us A probably he's probably am I am?
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: I am I six?
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm I six? So is the D? Is
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: it just a logo? Just a letter D? Yeah? Do
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: you think it is the actual the guys that we
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: love from from the Broncos throwbacks?
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: I don't think the guy's name is actually Vic. How
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: many British people named Victor?
• 43:24
  Speaker 10: You know?
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: I've never met one?
• 43:26
  Speaker 14: Yeah?
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: Well, and I have a ton of British friends.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: Our next category here, best Sexual Tension?
• 43:33
  Speaker 6: WHOA?
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: How many nominees do we have? Nelly?
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: We got five?
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: Five nominees? Go ahead? What's first?
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: Because I want to kiss you right now? We'll go ahead.
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: Can I kiss him?
• 43:43
  Speaker 10: Do it?
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: Let's kiss do it?
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: Well, no, we're not. Let's kiss, dud.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: I'm going to kissing kissing me kissing music, Nelly kissing kissing. Yeah, guys,
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: you know you guys today are stubble.
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm absolutely yeah.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: I mean I felt that, I felt that we got
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: four more of those?
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: Go ahead, what's next? I can glaze whoever the hell
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: I wanted blade. Okay, I this is our radio show.
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna wake up to mom glaze somebody.
• 44:18
  Speaker 7: Else, probably in the next segment of glades Aglaze, whoever
• 44:23
  Speaker 7: the hell I want to glaze.
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: It's like for the rest of the show, Glaze mosure
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: A little bit.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: That's a lot. I mean, it was just a lot
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: from vig. All right, what's next?
• 44:35
  Speaker 6: You're you made us a little uncomfortable with your admiration
• 44:38
  Speaker 6: of his of his electronic equipment. Yes, that was crazy
• 44:41
  Speaker 6: guy's equipment a little bit too much.
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: I did look at that equipment and yeah, yeah, I
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: mean it's just good.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: All right, what's next?
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: They're playing the old yes much?
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: What what am I looking at?
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: Can you see?
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: A little bit?
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: Nobody cares? What do you see?
• 45:09
  Speaker 13: Cares?
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: What do you What do you see? Brett?
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: What do you see a little bit of.
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: Oh you I'm going to show you something. I'll show
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: you something. Oh I want you to show me everything?
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: Good Lord, all right, we got one more goo.
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: All I wanted was you to stroke me a little bit,
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: that's all I Yeah, I love that one. All right.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: Between between that and the very do the fourth nominee,
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: just the very end I would like your voice.
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: Oh you're going to show you something. I'll show you something. Oh,
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: I want to show me everything. Whoa? All right? That
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: was that was what the white man's under right there?
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: Her best sectual attention is vict for glazing. All right, yay,
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: another motion.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Let's do one more here before we get the fact
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: checker and let's go to How about this.
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: Leave it to the audience.
• 46:04
  Speaker 13: Huh.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: The Best Voice of the People a brand new category,
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: the brand new fun toy that we have on that
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: Altitude Sports radio app. It's powered by the Freaky Law Firms.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: It sure lives Best Voice of the People.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: How many nominees do we got, Nelly?
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: We got four?
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: All right, we got four.
• 46:18
  Speaker 9: Lets you the first one, Santa Baby. Moser's gotta stinger
• 46:24
  Speaker 9: for you. It's true, So hurry on the chimney.
• 46:29
  Speaker 12: Chin geez?
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: Why was that sah?
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because we were talking about Christmas carols, and I
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: believe motion Dmac asks the people got into caroling or something.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: All right, what's next?
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: What's up?
• 46:41
  Speaker 10: Nellie?
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: Longtime likeer, first time DM.
• 46:44
  Speaker 6: Er, Nellie love the account, longtime scroller, first time DM
• 46:48
  Speaker 6: or listen?
• 46:49
  Speaker 18: Whoa Nelly? Let me whisper sweet, sweet, nothing's to you
• 46:52
  Speaker 18: an authentic country grammar. We're going down down baby your
• 46:58
  Speaker 18: street in a range Rover street sweeper. Baby, you know
• 47:02
  Speaker 18: the rest.
• 47:03
  Speaker 10: Listen, Nelly, I don't gotta imagine nothing. Let's get a
• 47:06
  Speaker 10: deal done here. I know you've been missing O T
• 47:09
  Speaker 10: A S. We're wondering where you're at. Let me take
• 47:12
  Speaker 10: you to nice steak dinner and we can talk numbers.
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: What was that about?
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: There was a guy who he had a video on
• 47:18
  Speaker 5: Twitter going around where he was sliding into a girl's
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: DMS like a sports radio caller. And so you asked
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: people to slide into my das.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: Right, that's right, also very good? All right, what's next?
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: Ohmsespaniel, I did your mom last night?
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: My god, it's a great gold call that drew.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, go ahead.
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: You asked just some sprinkler.
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: You asked people to uh send their sneezes in during
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: the six am hour. And here's his knees, so Brian,
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: he voiced the people to sneeze, and I'll include the
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: three full seconds of silence he sent to.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: Jesus. Is that a nose? I don't know?
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: Is that a rect sneeze? That was just Sprinkler two
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: going off all right, last.
• 48:19
  Speaker 21: One, Marty, everyone makes fun of your ears. I think
• 48:21
  Speaker 21: that's overplayed. Not enough people make fun of your hair.
• 48:24
  Speaker 21: Your hair sucks, U and Brett. Usually we make fun
• 48:28
  Speaker 21: of people that went to Nebraska. You couldn't even get
• 48:31
  Speaker 21: in into Nebraska. You had to go to Uno, So
• 48:33
  Speaker 21: I don't even know what to say about you.
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: Moser's face reflects a lifetime of frozen burritos and chewing tobacco.
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: Vic claims to.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: Be Italian, He's not, He's Irish, directly resembles the Lucky
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: Charms Leprechat.
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: Marto never uses his mom's maiden name. Too many thirsty stories.
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: Brett Kane milk, Oh.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're asking people to roast us. That's right. And
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: the winner for best Voice of the people is yeah,
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: Drew for the rapids goal call.
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: Of course, let's hear that one more. Espanola, did your
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: mom last night? And God beautiful?
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: Congratulations.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: We'll get you a print out of Vic naked on
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: a painting. Let's start off with the first category of
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: the day, as these are the mojis. These are our
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: year and awards shows where we celebrate the worst things
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: that we did over the last year.
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: Go ahead, welcome to the mojis where we reflect on
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: all the utter rubbish produced by these three blithering idiots
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: in the past year. But on the bright side, that
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: means some of these idiots are actually a year closer
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: to retirement.
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: That's pretty good.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: That, of course, is our fill in traffic coordinator who
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: is British if he couldn't tell, his name is Vic
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: d and he uh, he hates us, I think, which
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: is which is great for this I.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: Think we deserve it.
• 49:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I couldn't think of a better person to blast us,
• 49:56
  Speaker 6: except for some of these Texters who want to rip
• 49:58
  Speaker 6: your head off for kick Vic and the girl or
• 50:00
  Speaker 6: tell me to go you bent.
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: And I actually dug up from our interview with him
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: when of you asked him what he does on the
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: fourth of July and this was his response.
• 50:08
  Speaker 12: We crying because that's when we got our buns kicked.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: You know what, He's an honest man. Got to appreciate that.
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: I like him.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: So this category that we have to kick off today,
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: it's a new one because we haven't had many long
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: off seasons here lately, because the Abs and Nuggets have
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: been making championship runs. So it's been it's been shorter. Well,
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: the worst things we did during the long off season.
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: Five nominees.
• 50:35
  Speaker 7: Nelly, oh as, we have a map now of where
• 50:37
  Speaker 7: Mazit Lawn is located.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: That dot is Kenkub, that's King Kon. Yeah, anyway, continue continue, Vick,
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: tell me about this international thing is yeah, you're right.
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: Uh oh no, I like looking at him. Sorry you
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: stole my attention.
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is closer. It is closer to get to Chicabo.
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: About Sineloa cartel. Remember you watched, Yes, it's right there
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: now on the end of the ball hall.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: That's that's cobble right down, down, down down down, down
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: down down.
• 51:05
  Speaker 6: Go to the tip, there's cobble right the very body
• 51:07
  Speaker 6: there right there by modestal Can you can you zoom in?
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: Nelly? This is terrible.
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: I have about four minutes of us. You're still looking
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: at the big boards.
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what. That's horrible. That is horrible, bad,
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: so bad.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: All right, can you beat that with the next nominee?
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: Go ahead? He got a couple of fact. Pickers doesn't
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: want to do her job.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: Man, Yeah, she's not on the clock.
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: That is true, that's very true. Oh man, this beers
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: all over my drink.
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: Never mind that didn't come out right.
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: Uh huh. He's trying to take out a little water
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: a little too high. So he's chilling up.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: He's chilling up there on the chain and he's just
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: waiting for you know what he's doing.
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: Gosh, this is really smart.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: Actually he's taking the high ground and he's waiting for
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: Mose to sit down and be unassuming again.
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: Oh, he died. He dope bombs. I saw that, dude,
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: he knows what we're talking about.
• 52:07
  Speaker 15: That was the.
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: It's awful. It's it's really bad. I'm cringing. You did
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: you did? Get?
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: I said, dove bombed him?
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: He don't bomb.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: What's next?
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: Now you're not on the actual Denver Post. I'm reading
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: the What do you mean?
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: You're just I'm on the Denver Post.
• 52:26
  Speaker 7: Are you in the paper like you subscribe to the paper? Yes,
• 52:30
  Speaker 7: so you got to get in the paper read the paper?
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: What is it? What are you talking? I'm on the
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: Denver Post. You read it digitally. I still read it
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: like it's a paper. What do you You're liking the
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: digital replica? How the hell do you do that? Of
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: the gazette and the Post?
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: How do you.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: What do you mean they're so bad?
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: We are so bad at this.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, hey, we got two more of.
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: These if you want, I can. I can skip a
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: few if you need me to get past how boring
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: our off season was.
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: Keep going, no, keep going.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna sign this in the same way I would
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: sign it like a receipt at a bar.
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: Right, I'm paying off the bathroom without a pen in
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: front of me. What let's see it was that say beta?
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: Uh so that's the B. This is the R, and
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: the other squiggle is for two t's and when I
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: cross it, that's how you know.
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: All right, here's here's better than mine. Here's me.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: To say, James Franco, that is not your signature signature.
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: God, we're idiots. Okay, last one, please make this end?
• 53:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, see this two my four? By the way, here
• 53:37
  Speaker 6: real quick, give it a little funk, put it in
• 53:39
  Speaker 6: your mouth and go go knock knock? Would together?
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: Go stand up, go do it.
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: We'll go to break on this.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: Stand up, give me a little two by a warm mouth.
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: That's why I was opened bar all right?
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: Back after this.
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: Okay, now, uh that was so bad.
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: The winner of the things that we did We're all losers.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: The moser b wasp, that dove bomb, Yes, yes, that one.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: I actually agree.
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: Good Lord, we were bad? What is that? We were
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: a training camp? He literally was sitting up there, Brett.
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: He looked at me, and he.
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: Flew right at me and chased me out of the tent.
• 54:24
  Speaker 5: And I didn't even include any of the stuff where
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: we spent two consecutive months talking about aprons, Brett.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: It was a long, a long off season, is right.
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: Get to a couple more categories as we re enter
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: the Moji's.
• 54:38
  Speaker 11: Welcome back to the Moji Awards.
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: A retrospective full of tomfoolry, but not enough football if
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: you ask me, and I mean real football, actual football,
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: the beautiful game where men and women play with real balls,
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: not the funny shaped balls you colonies play with.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: Colonies, Thank guy.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: Next Moji up for grabs Best play by Play? How
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: many nominees do we have here, Nelle?
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: Five? Five nominees or best play by Play?
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: Go ahead?
• 55:10
  Speaker 22: I can't even tell who's bad. It doesn't matter matter
• 55:13
  Speaker 22: balls hit the left field, it's actually caught ball at
• 55:17
  Speaker 22: the fence. Oh wait, the guy did catch you with
• 55:20
  Speaker 22: the trout jersey home run.
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: What a call? Hey, Jesse? No matter home run call
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: than Jesse Trio right there? What's next? Y?
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: But cut it? Shout time LEAs least? It was good
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: to win, doesn't it?
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: Bode?
• 56:01
  Speaker 15: Oh?
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: I love it.
• 56:02
  Speaker 7: It's a great calls hands down. Yeah, lows your winds,
• 56:05
  Speaker 7: hands down. Even though you stole it, it sounded better
• 56:08
  Speaker 7: than the area he.
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: Told me to do it. You did a great It
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: was awesome. I'm giving I'm giving you credit.
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: What's next?
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: Night? Chris Carrard balancing that one? Why did the net?
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: What of a readirect couldn't get it? This is Kelly
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: turns and five?
• 56:29
  Speaker 6: Okay, finally gets his first goal in a Colorado Avalanche sweater.
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the one. That's the one.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's great.
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: Why why are you saying that? Awesome?
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: This is best not worst? What's next?
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: His twenty fifth goal of this season. Taste the biscuit,
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: Taste the goodness of the biscuit.
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: I love that one. Well that was that was last year?
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: Do we have do we have one?
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: More?
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: Kidding?
• 57:08
  Speaker 6: What time?
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: A pace? Stars Nathan.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: Cannon from above the tops with another mecannon? I forgot
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: that we were doing Mcannon's.
• 57:18
  Speaker 6: What happened to made me do that too? What happened
• 57:20
  Speaker 6: to the cannons? Are all because you brought me every
• 57:23
  Speaker 6: day where show? Why are you looking like you're disappointed?
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: Right now?
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: We should bring back the mecannon? What happened to it? Uh?
• 57:32
  Speaker 7: Anyway, those calls, those calls that we spoon feed you,
• 57:35
  Speaker 7: they make a normal broadcaster and turn them into a
• 57:37
  Speaker 7: Hall of fame.
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: Bra Yes, exactly, so you know it's an elevator all right?
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: In the Winner for mess play My plays.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: Moser's butter my button calls Eva, here you go, buddy,
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: take another one. Uh, I will say that Jesse saying,
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: oh he caught it. Oh, never mind. The guy in
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: the trout jersey has hold on. I think that one's
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: really good too.
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: More mojis.
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: Go ahead, Nelly, welcome back to the mojis. It's a
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: rather silly event, if you ask me, And I cannot
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: believe I've stooped so low as to lend my wonderful
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: voice to it. But I don't think I had a choice.
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: It just seemed like there wasn't anyone else around on
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: your team with the British accent, or even with a
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: high school diploma.
• 58:24
  Speaker 12: I suspect.
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: Excuse me, vic D I.
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: Could do British accent too, and I could voice this
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: thing myself if I wanted to. It's not hard.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: How about you do an American accent VIC. I'd be impressed,
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: by the way. When I say VIC, I mean the
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: British VIC. From now on, your British, your British VIC.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: That's Italian VIC. I like Italian VIC. I like British VIC,
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: but British VIC is a little too arrogant for my liking,
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: a little too much.
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: He's utter baking pretty good. Italian VIC is also arrogant,
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: but in a loving way, no really.
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: Not loving it all. Say I'm pretty argument Yeah.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: All right, next category.
• 59:10
  Speaker 6: Can I just say this, I've been looking at some
• 59:11
  Speaker 6: of the names of these uh European League of American
• 59:15
  Speaker 6: Football teams.
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: They got some pretty cool names. Man.
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: The Helvetic Mercenaries.
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: They're in Zurich, Switzerland, the Mercenaries, Mercenaries.
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: If you guys play your cards on, I make it
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: no that you want a mercenary hat.
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely, I'm gonna.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: I'm a peruse throw okay, go ahead, of course. Paris
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: is the Musketeers, by the way, I mean of course.
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: So next category three nominations Worst Singing of the Year.
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: God, go ahead, down, I'm talking about Doo doo, dooo
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: dum dum.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so flipping good Nellie, it's the best.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: No, I think that's great. That's really good. I think
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: that's really good.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: Who doesn't like the Monday night football? That you hear
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: that you want to do it with it?
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: You every time?
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: Every time?
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: That that is the that is supreme acapella, to be
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: honest with you.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: All right, what's next?
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: Elly? It's the first day, the first grade. You have
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: a new best friend.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 17: It's a main next sday you wish we never end.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 17: The somebody against the and the good old days I'm
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 17: being made right now.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 4: And the acordious accordion. I mean, I love it.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: D What happened at commercial every time it came on?
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: It's Bluebell ice cream?
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: Right, blue Bell?
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: All right? And the winner for best Singing the other
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: year is.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 6: All of us for what Monday night football? The good
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 6: old days being made?
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah? All right, congratulations all of us.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: We all get a little if you remember the context
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 5: of that is we were talking about how Nathan McKinnon
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 5: one m v P Jokic one m v P. We
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 5: had two m vps in the same We're in the
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 5: good old the good days are being made right now.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: These are the good old days.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: I looked at most that go, you know what you
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: could say, motion, I think you could say the good
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: old days are being made right now. And then I
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: think I said, that's so funny you say that. I
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: said something about Carly Simon like it, just like.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 4: These are the good old Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 7: We're gonna tell our kids and grandkids that, you know,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 7: the last few years were the good old days in Denver, Colorado.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: Or all right, so let's do another category here.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: This is one of my favorites. It's a staple within
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: the mojis. Every single year it is worse tossed a
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: break and how many did you say?
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: There were? Four of four? Four?
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: All right, what's the first one. We're gonna talk about,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: Nate when we come back.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 6: Also, the odds of you being struck by lightning Kaner, Yeah,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 6: it's not very likely to happen.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: Right, I don't know, I'm electric.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 6: Something happened today that makes the odds of a lightning
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 6: strike look like it happens anymore.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: All the time, and I'll explain what what what? Four
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 4: year old? I don't know.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: I mean I get seriously, go to kindergarten and have
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 4: somebody tossed a break.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: Oh that's awesome, the I got something.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: Lightning will hits people a lot more. It's like Tommy Boy,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: and sometimes it doesn't. It doesn't it strike all the time.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: What's next? Are you just staring at me? Are you
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: running the show? Where you're not running the show? When
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 4: we're way over time? Oh crap, I forgot. It's almost
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: nine o'clock. We have to take a commercial time out.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: I'm assuming I was gone. I wasn't here for the
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: last been.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: Say, I didn't evoke lightning or any other natural phenomena.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: I just went to break.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: We have to take a commercial time out? All right?
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: Very professional? What's next?
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: By the way, uh mosh. In the words of Vic's
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: hat chow h three oh three five four nine two five,
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: this is my daughter show.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: That's good. That's good.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: The cutoff on the way through a break is it's
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: it's funny every time every time?
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 4: It really is?
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: Or is my daughter?
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: All right? Last one? Go ahead? Well I'm glad they're okay.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 7: It was awful to see those videos, and it just
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 7: goes to show you the power of nature.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: It's crazy.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 7: When we come back, Fellas, I got to tell you
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 7: about an underwear dilemma I'm having.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 23: Okay, Jesus, I mean they the sincerity transition to I'm
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 23: having underwear problems.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm glad they're okay.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 7: It was awful to see those videos, and it just
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 7: goes to show you the power of nature. It's crazy
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 7: when we come back, Fellas, I gotta tell you about
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 7: an underwear dilemma I'm having.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 4: Okay, Oh my god, Hey, I'm sorry you brother.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry your brother jumped off, But let's talk about
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: my underwear.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: Booms. I really starting toppen to you.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: Five big booms, boom boom, Oh my god.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 4: All right, what the hell was my underword? Delemma? I
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: don't remember.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: The winner for worst toss to break is yeah, vix
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: wear problems.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: Just the transition between the two tones unbelievable. So congratulations
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: Vic for another win. You're cleaning up this year in
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: the mojis.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: I don't recall whatever underwear dilemma it might have been.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: I just don't remember it.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: Do you guys remember that tornado that went through my
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: like my parents' Backular we come back, I gotta talk
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: about my toes.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: Stick around.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's get a couple more categories rolling through here.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: Oh I love this one. This one is I'll cut
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: it in a second, Nelly. It's a staple on the
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: Moji's every single year, So go ahead and run the intro.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: Welcome to the Mojis. I'm making my own category. It's
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: called the most Punishable Face. And you, bloody lot are
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: in a three way tie and have been since the
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: very beginning of this show.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: I've always wanted to say bloody as an edge before.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: I can never pull it off, only that accent can
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: The category that is here every single year it is.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: VIC versus stats.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: How many nominations do we have for this one?
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 6: Now?
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 4: Four? Four nominees.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: Let's go ahead.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: What's first? What if you doubled a penny? I gave
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: you a penny today. If you doubled it every day,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: how much money would you have at the end of
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: the month. God, I don't know, top of your head?
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: One penny? Uh, fifteen bucks, twenty bucks?
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 10: What?
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 4: How? What is it? I don't know top your head.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 4: How much money you think you'd have it? Eight cents
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 4: sixteen dollars.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: One hundred and twelve. You don't know the answer to this.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: I had the answer that I forgot it. Jeez, what
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 4: was the answer? I don't know.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 7: I saw that stat somewhere and I saw the result
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 7: that I was like, you got to be kidd of me.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 7: There's no way that's true. And then I couldn't find.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: It every day for a month. It's five million, three
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: hundred and sixty eight thousands.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's compound. It's it's ridiculous.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 7: When I saw that, I was like, come on, come on, now,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 7: come on, yea, come on, what's next? Did you see
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 7: the numbers from that Lions game over the weekend? The
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 7: numbers of the viewers Saturday, No, no, the the ratings
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 7: or the rating numbers.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 4: Well, that's that's viewership vic Yeah, forty million. Sorry, I
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 4: didn't hear him the first time. Forty million. That's insanity.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: Wait wait wait wait wait wait ho ho ho ho
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: ho ho.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: You're telling me that the Lions over Tampa Bay had
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 4: forty million viewers. That's weird.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: That's like an eighth of the country. That's there's no way.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 4: No, it was a Saturday night game. I'm sorry, I
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: got that wrong.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: Chuck it up, very nice.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 4: What was the Saturday night game?
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: We'll hear that again in eleven months.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was at the beginning of the year. Yeah,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: what's next.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna give you a list of schools who seem
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 7: to be in the tournament every damn year, and you
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 7: tell me if I'm wrong. I remember Vermont every time
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 7: you pull up a bracket, Vermont's in the tournament?
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 4: Am I right or wrong? You're right? Oh, you're in.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: You're right every year? Oh, Vermont Stetson. Every other year,
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 4: Stetson's in the damn tournament? Correct? Yep?
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: VIC, By the way, something, this was Stetson's first appearance
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: ever in the NCAA. So good every other year I
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: see there, except this is the first time. All right,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: last one, go ahead.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 7: I got a stat for your compliments of Dan Hyatt.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 7: Pretty impressive regarding MPJ. Three more three balls from MPJ
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 7: and he's at two hundred for the season. He'll be
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 7: the tenth player ever I'm sorry, the tenth player this
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 7: year to reach three hundre. But you know, in the
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 7: sixty one seasons since the merger of the players who
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 7: have hit three two hundred plus three balls on forty
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 7: percent shooting, don't laugh. He's the first player that averages Jesus,
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 7: oh my god.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 4: Okay, just reading it, Jesus God.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 7: To hit at least two hundred three balls on for
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 7: He's the first all time to average as well seven
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 7: plus rebounds per game.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 4: Good lord? What this is? Why numbers? I don't know.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 7: This is why stats should be striking from the record.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 7: Stats and sports should never go together.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: Just use your eyes and watch the winner. Do I
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: even need to open this? It has to be the
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 4: last one.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So here's what it says, vic for I genuinely
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: have no no idea what that MPG stat is supposed
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: to be.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 4: That's so funny, Yeah, exactly.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: Let's hit a couple more of the moji categories here.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: Where's that intro?
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: Welcome back to the Moji Awards. I don't know why
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: we're paying tribute to this messy, disjointed disaster of a
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: radio program. Your show is more boring than Brett's hometown,
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: more shriveled up than Vick's prostate, and deader than Mosa's b's.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: And dare you vic on Dariu vic d all right,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: so this is a new one if you're new to
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: the program, the Moji Awards.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: There are year end award shows where we celebrate the
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: worst things that we did over the past year.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: This is worst weird noise. How many nominees do we
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: have for this?
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 4: Four?
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: Four nominees? Go ahead, Nelly, Oh, that's not a sound
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: of toaster?
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 4: May like, Okay, your your ching's my your ch oh man,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 4: you heard that radio history. Your ching is my catu. Okay,
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: your your ching is I would argue.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: It's the first time in human history that has ever
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: been uttered, ever, ever, ever should be like a romance movie,
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: like like some sort of rom com. It's like, honey,
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: your chin is, what's next?
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 10: Hey?
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 4: Vic? Nuggets with a but it's like a goat on acid?
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 4: What was that? You know?
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: I remember it's the beginning of the show Moasure Made
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: of Noise. You were pissed off from the beginning of
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: the show that day, Vic, and so you decided to
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: recreate what you thought mosure sounds like to.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 4: Him, that's right, Mos.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 7: You're in the middle of we were having a deep,
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 7: profound discussion and his bodily functions took over and just
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 7: ruined the show.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 4: So I decided to give it right back to him.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: That's what it was.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: So let's hear that again, Nelly.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 4: Go ahead?
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: Can we hear that one more time?
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 4: Hey, Vic nuggets with a but it so like a.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: I think that's how your nose pop ups started. I
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: think that's how it happened. All right, Nelly, what's next?
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 4: Oh? This is hot? Oh no, ding dong? That was mos.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: You're unaware that Einstein was an accomplist pianist.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 6: I really had no idea, but that that was me.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 6: We were talking about being smart. You can be smarter
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 6: than one thing, but not smart than another thing.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: Can I say something?
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: We got another category that we'll get to in just
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: a second. That's worst accent is coming up. That's a
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: horrible lind style too. He was like kind of Italian, kind.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 4: Of do it again, Nelly?
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 10: Up?
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 4: All right? I thought that was outstanding. One more, go ahead,
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: And as soon as I get parallel, what does that
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 4: dog do? It scar the hell out of me? It's
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 4: I sort of I just sped up like I couldn't
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 4: stop running.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: I'm just walking through the parking lot.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 4: Everything's totally cool, and then oh there's a buick. Then okay,
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 4: there was nothing worse.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 7: You're so right, there's nothing worse that just walking just
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 7: innocently and all of a sudden a dog just goes blisticly.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 6: Not that you gotta hover the mic like that, dude,
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 6: I'm telling you, man, if you have, if you haven't
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 6: experienced that, I'm like, I meant the safe, we're the
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 6: king supers and I'm just like it gets eggs.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: I'm not even thinking about it.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 6: This is cruising through the lot and I here comes
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 6: Kujo to the window with the slobber spitting out at me.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, heart attack.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: I want to get another category in, so let's go
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: ahead and see who the winner is.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 4: The winner.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: Is Vic for your ching is Mike, Yeah, hey, I
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: actually you know what. I think the Academy messed that
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: one up. It's gotta be either Vic's goat or that
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: the or the.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: Ting ting ting ting tung toom tung toomed category.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 4: That was a difficult one. All right. We got three
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 4: nominees for this one.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: This is worst accent. What's first, Nelly?
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: Hey, you ever get to hit it in the little dinghy?
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 4: I mean that that's the name of these awards. That
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 4: is that is the.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: Award is the little dinghy?
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 4: That's right?
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: What's next?
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 4: Let me ask you this, Knicks fans, we're listening. I
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 4: know there are a lot of you out there, and
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 4: you'll be at the game tonight. White dish dalking like that.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 4: I know you're going to be there. That was my
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 4: New York at time. Again, I'm not good at it.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: Again, white dish talking like that.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 4: I know you're going to be that. That's that's not
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 4: even close.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, we got one more. Go ahead.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 7: He's now moved to the Wyoming Cowboys. Well, we're going
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 7: to sail up here. We're going to do a good job.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 7: How about Miami?
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 6: I'm it just sounds like you said some chwachs coming
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 6: out right there, squad.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 4: All right, le'll take a look around the lead. It's
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 4: so bad?
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: Was that because Brian Kelly did the l s U accent?
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 5: Something you guys did different accents for a few was
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 5: announced in different geographical regions of the country.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: Has you're turning? When Tony gotten better?
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 4: Vic? You want to try it again? Say on my
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 4: little fron that better? That's better? Yeah, it's better?
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: Uh. In the winner Power, the power of the money
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: for worst accent is vix Tony Montana. Yeah, Vic again,
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: the amount of awards that are just named basically, Vic
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: does this?
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 4: You're just cleaning up.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: I don't even know. We shouldn't even call them mojis anymore.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: They should be the Vickis, They should be the Vickism.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 7: This award show used to be dominated by Mark Moser.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 7: I don't understand.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: Take it over, I have really cleaned up my act.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: Taken over all right?
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: Three on three, five oh four oh nine two five
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: back after this, speaking of stories, let's go back to
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: the Moji's with these categories.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 3: Go ahead, Nelly, Welcome back to the Moshi Awards as
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: we pay tribute to the worst radio program in the
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: United States and it's apparent attempt at discover just how
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: bad it is by getting a British guy to do
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: the voiceover.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 12: Don't think I don't know your game.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: The next category in the Moji's our year end the
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: war show that celebrates the worst things that we did
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: over the past year.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: How many nominations for this one before I say the
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: name of it?
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 4: Nelly?
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: Three yep, Worst analogy? Oh no, no, no, no, no, no,
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: three nominees.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: What's first?
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 6: You always get more bees with honey, And what my
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 6: first attempt would be is probably to turn that that
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 6: wasp into a bumble bee that's gonna come and want
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 6: to drink my honey.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 4: That didn't come out right?
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: What so you wanted to change the species of the
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: insect you were talking about to fit your analogy about it?
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: It didn't work.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: What's next?
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 16: Nelly?
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 6: Have you seen the videos online where the baby's crying?
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 6: What do they do to stop the baby from crowing?
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 6: They throw cheese on them? They throw a piece of cheese.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 4: On the baby's head. Yes that works.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: Yes, he is a human piece of cheese to a baby.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 4: Science.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 6: I don't know, cater you tell them if you tried
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 6: it with baby Jamal Kale whole question at Bret Can
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 6: Radio Atlanta's got a human piece of cheese?
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: By I don't know it.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he is in many ways he is.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: What's the last one?
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 13: L if throwing the football, we're a we're a sex
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 13: then Jim Harbaugh would be sexist.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 4: It is the worst analogy ever given on this show.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 4: That that tops mosure.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: That I forgot how awful that was from Sandford?
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 4: What the hell did that even mean?
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 13: I well, when he said, he means he doesn't like
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 13: to throw the football. If throwing the football, we're a
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 13: we're a that Jim Harbaugh would be sexist.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: I really thought that that after that pause, that was
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: a different way he was going. Something to have to
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: do with a dog or a mission.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 2: Anyway, the winner of worst analogy of the year goes to.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 4: Yes, Sanford.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: That last one is terrible.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: Look, it's very rare we go off the board where
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: we don't win one of our moojis. But this is certainly,
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: I think a proper example, because that was by far
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: the worst. Speaking of worst, let's do one more category here.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: I can only imagine how many nominees are on here
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: worst analysis.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 4: Nowly how many nominees.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 5: Somehow I trimmed it down to four.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, we got four. Let's hear the first one.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 4: If you go to the cup, you drive hard to
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 4: the hole, and you finish by yelling ah I.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 6: If you're one of those players, it's it's it's longer big,
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 6: it's a it's a it's one of these.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 4: It's hang on.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: Let me do the one that you you were saying,
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: they do you ready?
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 4: No foul. If it's an Italian, if it's Roodie and
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 4: he goes to.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: He would you like me?
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 4: I would? I would respect it more.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 10: You know what?
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: I think that's pretty bang up analysis.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 4: The point was.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: I ain't, so try and find something better. What's the next, Nolling?
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 6: The question was not about your kid and his girl's cat.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 6: The question was about your dogs. Have you ever looked
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 6: at your dog's ass? Excuse me, I'm asking you if
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 6: you've ever looked at your dog's ass? Yes, okay, then
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 6: you would know what the what the Carolina Panthers are?
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 6: They are dog butt bad?
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: You know what again, I think that's great analysis.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 4: I think it's perfect to the point.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: Yep, what's next? I've beaten you at basketball?
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 4: Vick?
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, Wow, it's a free throw contest. I put the
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: I put the brown thing in the round thing and
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: he didn't. Again, very accurate, way to do, very accurate.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 4: How's that wrong? All right? We got one more? Nelly
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 4: didn't didn't head touchdown. It's a touchdown.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 7: We live in the world of HDTV, instant replay, rewind
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 7: watch it again, magnify it. My goodness, that's a touchdown
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 7: toenail touchdown.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 4: Come on, touchdown, Baltimore.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: What a play?
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 4: Touchdown? Stop it?
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: Touch down? That's excellent analysis to start the show this morning.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: That was after the first game of the year, right,
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: that was Chiefs and Ravens, and it was the toenail
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: catch of Isaiah likely that would have won them the
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: game or at least tied it or something like that.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: And vix analysis was, come on, come on, touchdown.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 4: That's a touchdown. Toenail touchdown? Come on, touchdown, Baltimore.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: What a play?
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 4: Touchdown? Stop it? I wish I were the ref. I
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 4: wish I were the ref they went to on the broadcast.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 4: That's exactly how I describe it.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: You know what that sounded like, Actually, if you made
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: a Pat Summer all drop board and.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: Just started hitting random buttons all at once. Touchdown, come on,
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: come on toenail touchdown Baltimore.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 4: All right, and the.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: Winner for worst analysis of the year ago. So touchdown,
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: come on?
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: Touch down?
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Vic? I mean, how many of these do you
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 4: have fallen to the point? Good lord?
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 6: Al right, we should just we should probably just do
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 6: this whole. I mean, we've got so many left, dude,
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 6: We've done way too many.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing. Here's the here's the issue that I'm
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: running into.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 4: You guys have too many categories here. These these are great.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: So these ones were I was told, are extras? Oh oh,
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: so we have more that we could.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 4: Get to sell them, sell them on the open market.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 5: The three at the bottom of your list, wow, my
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 5: voice crag who The three at the bottom of your
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 5: list are regular ones. But the ones in the back
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 5: are the extras.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 4: People want them. They got to pay for them.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: All right, you know what, Let's let's make you money.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: Let's do some of the extras, Nellie, Let's do some
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: of these extras. How about worst eating on the show?
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 22: Oh?
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 4: No, worst eating again? What does that mean?
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: I don't well, definitely it's you horking down a burrito
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: two seconds before you open up. Your microphone has to
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: be on there.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 4: I don't know, I don't know.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: I guess we're all gonna see together. So, Nellie, how
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: many nominees are on this one?
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 4: Four? All right?
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: Four nominees for worst example of eating? Go ahead, So
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: Moser has leftover pizza from last night, And.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 4: Look, everybody leftover pizza.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not above eating pizza at seven o'clock in the morning.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: Moj I would totally do it. I think pizza's cool
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: any time of day. That's not what the point of
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: this is. The point is Moser asked me, do you
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: want one? I said, I don't know.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: Pizza does look good, and then he goes, I left
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: it in my car last night.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 4: Truck.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: There's a difference, and I go, well, dude, I'm not
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 2: lotting food that you left in your truck overnight. If
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 2: you put it in the fridge.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: I might keep in mind, by the way, this wasn't
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: a week ago where it's like fifteen degrees overnight. It
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: was like seventy degrees overnight at that time, like above
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: room temperature.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: Like could bacteria ridden? Nellie, did I eat the pizza?
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 4: You did?
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 10: You? You?
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 5: You were like Michael Jordan. I ate the pizza. One
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 5: else ate the pizza.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 4: I ate the pizza. No, but I but I was fine.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 4: You missed. Well.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: Your your system in there, I think might be wired
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: a little bit differently than mine. You've you've put that
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: thing through the wringer quite a few times. I don't
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: think I would have handled it the same. What's next, nollege?
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: Moser has a face full of barbecue sauce right now,
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: and I just it's a wild decision at seven forty
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: in the morning.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 4: It's beyond wild.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: It's it's you're like, you're huffing and puffing over there too.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 15: Bros.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: Look at this licking the fingers. You got barbecue sauce
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: all the way on your cheek. You just again, it's
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 2: not necessarily the food. I would never eat something that
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 2: messy this early in the morning. It's just messy. I
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 2: mean that one's not as bad. It was just it
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 2: was a mess.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 6: My wife said, take all these luscious ribs into the
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 6: studios if everybody wants them.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 4: I said, okay, and so I had some. They were great.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 2: What's next, Nelly?
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 4: And you're an adult male? You have to drink coke
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 4: every morning? Pretty much? My god, you're a grown man.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 4: What are you? Fourteen? You have to drink You have
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 4: to drink coffee every morning? What's what is like an adult?
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 6: What's in coffee? Adults drink coffee. They don't show up
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 6: with freaking cold cold like I already had my.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 4: Coffee coldon twinkies, freaking fifty seven years old.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: How angry? How angry it makes you.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 7: Because he eats like crap, and I know he's gonna
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 7: outlive me, and that makes me angry that it really.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 4: Ticks me off.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 6: Last one, go ahead, Vickers. I hope you're not useless
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 6: the rest of the show. Okay, I hope you're not.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 7: Okay, boy, Peter shaff are going to come in and
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 7: work with you guys while I'm gone, Did you guys
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 7: make a make a pact?
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 4: Get your peanut butter in your mouth? What do you got?
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 4: Cold man with you guys while I'm gone? You can
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 4: always tell if somebody's eating something. What do you go?
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 4: Peanut butter? Peanut butter in your mouth?
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 2: And the winner for the worst example of eating during
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 2: the show is Moser's truck pizza.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: I still am blown away by that. Blown away it's
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: the fact that you didn't even tell me it was
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: going to be truck pizza too, Like you were just
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 2: going to offer me a slice, like that was a
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 2: regular pizza that was in the fridge overnight, like a
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 2: normal human being, and you were just a ticking time
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: bomb you were handing over to me.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: That's what you were doing, all right. In the meantime,
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: let's do one more. You get time for one more.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: Uh oh, this one's good. Let's go back to the
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: mains here, Nellie, I wonder who's in this category? Worst question?
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 2: That isn't really a question because it's more of a statement,
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 2: how many nomineys we have for this?
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 4: A million?
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 15: Three?
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 2: Three? Okay, go ahead, what's first? Here's my thought.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 4: You're absolutely right.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 6: And I was parked for a little while at number eleven,
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 6: the big par three down the hill. So fun to
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 6: watch the approach shots on that and the officers of
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 6: the law. They're in full uniform, your black uniforms, and
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 6: they're a hustling their bustle around that course.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 4: Highly impressive because I was sweating like a pig.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 6: But that being said, waited in about five or six
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 6: groups behind with Scheffler and Shoffley. Okay, so I'm chilling
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 6: at the green with our boy drunning and then you
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 6: see the crowd start to gather at the top.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 4: And then swell down toward the green.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 6: If you want to see the big guns, get to
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 6: a hole and wait and then they'll come by, and
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 6: their entire entourage of humans will go with them when
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 6: they leave, So you will find yourself in a good position.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 6: That's what he just said, no, I know, but I'm
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 6: basically said that in about a fourth at the time
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 6: you just said, but I'm backing up what Steve says
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 6: because I'm living proof that that's the way to do it.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 4: Do not do it any other way. He was talking
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 4: to somebody. Yes, we had what's that? How long was
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 4: he the head of security for me? But a minute?
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 5: That was about fifty seconds before Vic interrupted you.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 7: Yes, so we're lobbing questions to the head of PGA security.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 7: And that was your turn to ask a question. And
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 7: it wasn't a question at all. It was your adventures
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 7: for the day.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 5: Oh and also, by the way, I even trimmed it down,
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 5: there was more at the beginning. Wromoter was like, Steve,
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 5: love to have you. Good to see it, buddy, great
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 5: to have you on the program. So it was probably
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 5: even longer.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: All right, what's the next one?
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 6: A couple of things. Number one, I bought two new
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 6: pairs of pants. That's a big deal. All right, that's good.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 4: We're talking to Bednars.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's the first thing that you said to
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 2: him was I bought two new pairs of pants. Did
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 2: you hang on hand? I want you to hear Bednar's laugh,
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 2: and you tell me is this a genuine laugh or
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 2: is this shut up?
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 4: A couple things.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 6: Number one, I bought two new pairs of pants. That's
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 6: a big deal, all right, Okay, that's good, all right.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 6: And then lastly, Nelly that you know that, God, that's
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 6: such a great point.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 4: I just dawning.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 6: Somebody's got to get in that room, and this is
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 6: hey decide what we what we want to be, who
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 6: we want to be just a bunch of dudes making
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 6: plays or trying to make plays?
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 2: Or do we want to be a team and actually
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 2: accomplish something?
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 6: There's got to be a vocal not not from the
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 6: coaching staff. It's gotta be inside that that locker room.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 6: And I don't I don't give a crap what side
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 6: of the football it comes from. But somebody's got to
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 6: step up, or some people have to step up that
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 6: take command of this thing.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 4: Right that I'm not gonna be. I'm not gonna be.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 6: You know, nobody's gonna throw anybody under any bus or anything.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 6: We gotta win games. I mean, look, we had big expectations,
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 6: you know, and look I didn't go to see you,
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 6: but I want them to win as bad as anybody.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 6: I want all college football here to be great. I
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 6: just I don't see that happening, Marcus, and that concerns me.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 6: I guess it needs to happen, but I don't know
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 6: if it will.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 4: Is that Marcus Washington?
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 13: Yeah, it was kind enough to join us on the program,
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 13: and I went crazy on the CU buffs.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty much.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 2: All right, So the winner was obviously Moser, But which one?
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 2: He says, Honestly, they're all winners. They're all winners. So
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 2: congratulations was a very nice job, well done.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: Three oh three five, four h nine to two five
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 1: Back after this, moving on with the mojis and some
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: of my favorite categories.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, hit that intro.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 3: Welcome to the Mojis, where we reflect on all the
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 3: utter rubbish produced by these three blithering idiots in the
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 3: past year. But on the bright side, that means some
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 3: of these idiots are actually a year closer to retirement.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: Boy, big dame, all right, Moji's they are our year
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: n awards show, or it celebrates the worst.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 2: Things we have done on this radio program over the
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 2: last year. This, I'm being told, not only.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: Is a repeat category that is here every single year,
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: it has the first ever in the history of the
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: Moji's a video entry into the award show. So if
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: you're watching on Twitch on out to television will be
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: able to watch it too. The category Worst Treatment of
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: a Guest. How many nominees do we have, Nelly.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 5: We have four audio entries and one video entries. So
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 5: here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna I'm just gonna
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 5: leave the video on in the background. So if you remember,
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 5: we interviewed Clinton Portis, Yes, and we used to have
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 5: a tech setup where when guests joined us on Zoom,
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 5: we still got their audio from the telephone. So Clinton
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 5: Portis was sitting there on Zoom, not knowing that he
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 5: had to dial in on the phone, and so it
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 5: took us about five minutes of him just sitting there,
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 5: as Moser would say, with his teeth in his mouth
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 5: before he came on. So I'm just gonna leave confused
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 5: Clinton Portis on in the background through the rest of
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 5: this category.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 2: The fact that that's right in an entire segment. He
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 2: didn't say anything to us, but he was just on
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 2: Zoom the whole time, and.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 6: He's got his birds are loud in his in his
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 6: yard in his backyard. Okay, so loud Birds, this is
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 6: the video entry. We got that out of the way.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 6: Now let's get to the audio now on What's Fright?
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 4: And we now like to welcome to the show.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 15: Uh.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 4: Patrick Saunders, who covers the Rockies beat for the Denver
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 4: Post he.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 2: Hotline, thank you.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 4: He unveiled the story late last night, after midnight when
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 4: I caught it. I came home from the Nuggets game and.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 7: I saw that the Rockies would be featured on television,
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 7: not just streaming platforms, but actual cable Dish, not Dish network,
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 7: but direct TV, other ways to catch the game. So
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 7: as we welcome Patrick and we ask him a ton
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 7: of questions about these games and how to watch them.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 7: I just want people to realize we asked these questions
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 7: because the same questions come our way, and we don't
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 7: have answers to a lot of them. To play, we
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 7: don't expect Patrick to know all the answers. But my god,
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 7: the whole television medium is so.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 4: Freaking Can you quiet the phone as he was with
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 4: us already? Well, you guys never told me that. How
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 4: long was that? Nelly? No, I'm not taking.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 7: No, I'm not taking blame when you guys did not
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 7: notify me that he was actually on the line. I
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 7: thought we were setting up the guest. Nope, I'm not
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 7: taking that one. Yeah you will refuse, Yes you are.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 2: It's the same thing.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: What was the guy last year that you started yelling
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: at him about stuff when he was still on off cravats,
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: Bob Kravitz, that's right, started just screaming.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 4: All right? Anyway, what's next ninth.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 6: Year for you behind the bench in the National Hockey
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 6: League for the Colorado Avalanche coming up here? You ever
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 6: look back at your old pictures from a long time
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 6: ago and just go there, my hair was more brown. Hey,
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 6: you're only man, I mean, come on, hey, come on, man,
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 6: Spring chicken ain't exactly you know, ain't the thing anymore?
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 16: Yeah, they pop up on my timeline every once in
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 16: a while and I'm like wow. Like when I when
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 16: I first came, I didn't have a great hair in
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 16: my head. Now it's pretty much all or so, I
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 16: would say, things have changed quite a bit.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 7: I didn't have a great hair tel I started to
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 7: work with Mosure happens man, that's.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 4: Because he paid coach. He painted the roof, No, he
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 4: painted the roof, and you know that he thinks it
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 4: wasn't just the roof I painted. We need we needed
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 4: a good lord.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 16: I know, I know Vic He's to get a guy
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 16: for that.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just out of the gates. Hey, coach, welcome back
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: to another season of talking to us.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 2: You're old now and that's really great start. By the way,
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 2: just for those who are listening, Clinton Portis is still
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 2: behind me.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 5: We still haven't gotten him on yet.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 2: What's next?
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 4: Now for a quicker response? Hey, AhR, Kate, this is
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 4: the dudes just here on the radio waiting waiting for
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 4: that breakdown as some summer league big you know, your
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 4: big brain talking about summer league. Katie, Katie, what do
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 4: you hate it? What do you? What do I mean?
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 4: We did? We did something wrong? I know we did,
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 4: But what is it? Can you please let us know
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 4: so we can rectify it?
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 2: And just so you know, these are these going to
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 2: keep happening until you appear on the program, so I'd
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 2: make it, you know, lickety split, get on the show.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 4: Listen.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 6: These guys want to harass you. I don't want to,
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 6: you know me, I'm a nice dude, I don't I
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 6: don't condone this whatsoever. Please please text me back when
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 6: you wake up. Text no call, no call, now call
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 6: the show. We got we got, we got eight minutes
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 6: left in the program. She said, what, well, then call
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 6: call with seven minutes like real three five four zero
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 6: nine two five.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: And I'm going to take this voicemail until the very end,
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: like until we get cut off. Oh are we already
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: cut off? Were already cut off?
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 2: Uh? Yeah, just spamming Katie Wenjy's voicemails.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I like it. One more Nelly.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 2: Sixteen twenty the Zone in Omaha, And uh, I know
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 2: Connor pretty well, and I just got to ask.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 6: The hold on, yeah, hold on, Brett. I'm usually nice
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 6: to all of our guests, and I appreciate he called
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 6: you a hack before you got on.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, I appreciate nothing on the program today.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 4: But dude, you look evil. I don't.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 10: You.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 4: You You're a scary looking dude. You look like you
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 4: just ate your friends.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, no hair, red beard, scowl. Anyway, I'm
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 6: sure you have a great disposition.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 4: Look at you.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 6: Look at your face. Oh, don't get your hand off
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 6: your face. Everybody's got a red beard, I mean everybody.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 21: Is it?
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 10: Is it?
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 6: Like a law to be on, to be on on
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 6: Omaha and Lincoln Sports Radio. It's all read all the time.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 6: You gotta have red hair and a red beard. Does
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 6: everybody look like you back there?
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 5: You know this is a huge game.
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 4: Of course they are.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 2: You know they always used to look down their nose
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 2: at Colorado.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 6: Oh it's our little baby buff of the West, right
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 6: there is there's pumped as they as they would be
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 6: for for Ohio State coming in.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 4: They're jacked there, I know they're Jack Connor.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 7: Last one for me, and I want to apologize for
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 7: the disrespect from our co host.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 4: It's not indicative of the show. But one last question
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 4: for me, on an average sitting, how many buckets of
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 4: milk do you squeeze out? Just on an average sitting
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 4: from your favorite cow geez?
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 2: I mean, you, guys, here's the thing. I'm friends with him.
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 2: You guys didn't know him at all. And that's the
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 2: first thing you said to that man.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 4: We pulverized that port chap.
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 2: You look like you ate your friends. I don't even
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 2: think this is a question. We're treatment of a guest. Yeah,
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 2: what is it? Yeah?
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: Moser, for everything he said to Connor, Apper absolutely that's
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 1: the case.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 2: Good lord, is CP still waiting for us?
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 4: Or get the water?
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 5: Well start the video. He finally got on the line
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 5: about halfway through you harassing Connor.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 1: I would actually love the idea of us just doing
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 1: an entire show with Clinton Portis right behind me like this.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 2: That'd be awesome, like just like this the whole time.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 2: All right, But I like, here's what I remember.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 6: His backyard looked beautiful. It looked like he was in
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 6: Costa Rica. There's birds and butterflies, And I'm like, dude, well,
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 6: I tell you I want to vacation at Clinton Portis's house.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 1: If anybody's like Clinton where If he actually got on
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 1: the line, he would jump on the Ram's Law hotline
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: car accident. You need Rama's Law medical doctor and attorney
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 1: ramas Law dot com. So here's what we got left.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 1: We got one more category. We have our Lifetime Achievement Award,
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 1: a brand new one to enter in to hang the
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 1: banner on this show. All right, So last category before
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 1: a Lifetime Achievement Award, we just had one, which was
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: worst treatment of a Guest, which I think is about
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 1: as bad as we've ever treated a guest.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 2: The winner of that I think that's as bad as
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  Speaker 2: it's ever been before.
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  Speaker 6: Dude even said a word like I mean, but he
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 6: did look evil. Brett, you bring somebody in the program,
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 6: and he looked weird man. What's his name again, Connor Happer.
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  Speaker 2: So we did that to a guest.
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  Speaker 1: This one's new because I thought this was just part
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 1: of the show. But Nelly has made a brand new
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 1: category worst treatment.
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  Speaker 2: Of each other again. Could be a million nominees for this.
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  Speaker 2: How many are there, Nelly?
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  Speaker 4: Five?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, five nominees. Let's go ahead and hear it.
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  Speaker 1: We all have things that are just like ticks. For
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 1: us VIC, you can't ignore the text line.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes if somebody says something, most will have a squirrel
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 2: moments where he thinks of something that that is a
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 2: movie reference.
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  Speaker 4: What about you? I don't know what do I have?
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  Speaker 2: What's my tick?
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  Speaker 4: You're terrible at doing teases?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's it's just an insult, It really was.
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  Speaker 4: I thought about it.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, what's my tick? What's my my crutch?
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  Speaker 2: You're terrible at this? Well, it's just insulting me. That's
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 2: not quite a tech.
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  Speaker 4: All right, that's what's next? What are something on?
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  Speaker 7: How am I I swear to God when this radio
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 7: shows over on the way home, I'm gonna watch all
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 7: these videos and I don't know why.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna watch them. Bring the boom.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 4: They say the same thing every time.
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  Speaker 6: Please do, and then I hope you boom into the media. Oh,
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 6: Vick los condrove his car. That get three big booms.
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  Speaker 4: Boom boom. S Hey, I'm sure your brother overdosed.
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  Speaker 2: Horrible people. They're terrible people. What's next?
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I feel like I'm an honorary Lombardi. I
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 6: obviously travel to your freaking parents village.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah right now, now, degrade me go to the next one.
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  Speaker 6: I swear to God, if I had as many family
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 6: members close to me as you do, I would I'm
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 6: not even exaggerating. I absolutely would go to a desert island.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 6: Deserted island, I would cut my own wrists and I'd
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 6: wait into the shadows and let the sharks eat me.
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  Speaker 4: It's a problem. So let me get this straight. You'd
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 4: be upset if you had loved ones. You don't have
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 4: loved ones. You've got just a bunch of people.
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  Speaker 6: You yourself know. There's too many people. Every damn wedding
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 6: you go to every damn Christening everything. There's too many Lombardi,
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 6: There's too many people.
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  Speaker 4: What's next is the only player in the play by
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 4: play era?
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  Speaker 1: So it's ninety seven and ninety eight to score two
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 1: game winning field goals in the final five seconds of
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 1: a playoff series?
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  Speaker 4: Ever? Wow in the history? Wow? Well wow?
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  Speaker 2: I mean since they said in the play by play era,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, I have no idea what that means.
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 2: But since ninety seven ninety eight Wait, hold on a.
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  Speaker 4: Second, you read it, Vic, What is the play by
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 4: play era? What does that mean?
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 2: Era starts in nineteen nineteen, said to me, look at
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 2: where it's from.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 4: Most most their era starts in ninety seven. Look at
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 4: an era.
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 2: Look at look at what I'm showing you right now.
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  Speaker 4: I want to look at your era. This is from
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 4: the NBA. You can't give me an era that starts
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 4: at ninety You made them you.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 4: Look, that was almost a big versus stats thing that
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 4: I pulled up there.
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  Speaker 2: Now again, that tweet did say in the play by
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 2: play era, and I don't know what that means. Uh, Anyway,
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 2: we got one more alley. Go ahead, guys, Look at
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  Speaker 2: I mean, look at his head square. He's got a
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 2: square head.
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, get them in charge of building the float.
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 2: Now his head looks like a frigging block, like a
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 2: milk cart.
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  Speaker 4: Who do you want to tie? You want to build
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 4: the float? It's on you. Who do you want waving?
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 10: Good?
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  Speaker 4: Tell me I'm wrong? Look at his head, Look at
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 4: his head.
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  Speaker 2: Most you said, hey, milk crate, build a float, Build
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 2: me a float, crate.
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 4: That's before Nelly was even on this show. He was
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 4: just filling in the show. I'm sorry.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 5: Sitting there at the nine fifty studio catches tase a.
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 2: Milk crate, go built me afloat. That's got a all
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 2: right for a world.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 4: Treatment of each other? Is Steve?
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, it says Vic for the nineteen ninety seven
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  Speaker 2: play by player.
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  Speaker 4: Steve. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Hey, we still got to get the drunk takes.
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 2: This is a high honor though, Okay.
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 1: Every year at the end of the Moji's we hang
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 1: up a rafter, okay, or we hang up a banner
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 1: into the rafters. And so it's a sound clip from
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 1: the show that has been so played that it needs
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 1: its own wing.
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 2: And are our stupid little Hall of fame.
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 1: So what we're gonna do. I'm gonna go through past
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 1: once first. Okay, So the first year of the Moji's
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty this is what started all. It's the namesake
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 1: of the Ed Sprinkle Lifetime Achievement Award. Who the hell
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 1: is Ed Sprinkle played nineteen forty four to nineteen fifty
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 1: five for the Bears.
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  Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying, was one of the first
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 6: African American players, With all due respect to all these
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 6: guys who played, all due respect, listen, it was gone forgot.
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait wait?
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 4: What did you say about Ed Sprinkle? I thought he's
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 4: one of the first African American players.
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 2: Know Ed Sprinkle's white.
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 4: I love that, Still love that, well, man. So that
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 4: was twenty twenty, twenty twenty one. Is this no? This
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 4: team is too good?
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  Speaker 7: I think it's it's it's too disciplined in too many
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 7: departments to fall apart.
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 4: And you can write this down, help record this. I
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 4: don't think this is a fluke. I think the Rockies
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 4: and I said this a week ago, I think the
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 4: Rockies are playoff bound. I think your Colorado Rockies are
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 4: going to be playing for something in October.
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 2: The Rockies prediction.
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, that's probably the worst of all time.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 2: The recipient of the banner in twenty twenty two was.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 22: Kinnon's behind the net, passes the puck to mccarr, mccar's
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 22: behind the net. He comes around, spins back towards the net,
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 22: back up against.
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  Speaker 2: The and then last year's Now this has been redacted.
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  Speaker 4: It's been told.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 2: I've been told we have to redact this.
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 5: You're vacated, like when a team gets hit with recruiting violation.
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 2: This was last year's winner. Oh yes, okay, we can't.
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 2: I can't do it. I can't do it. I was
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 2: told I can't.
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 4: Okay, So what good is that? You basically just said.
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 2: Here it was it had to do with the parade.
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 5: Oh and Vic's extended family tree.
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, took a DNA test,
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 1: turns out copy copy okay.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 2: So the winner this year, the one that is hung
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 2: in the banners for twenty twenty four. What an exciting moment. Nelly,
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 2: Oh I like it? Oh my god, no, no, no, no,
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 2: Jesus no, what the holy.
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 4: Mosure I'm sorry? What the holy bleep is now? I
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 4: should have muted?
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  Speaker 10: I'm s.
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 4: Is now, I'm sorry, You're.
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 16: Sorry.
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 4: What happened?
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 2: Congratulations motion hung for all the time in the history
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 2: of this program. What the holy bleep is now in
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 2: our Hall of Fame? The winner of the Ed Sprinkle
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 2: Lifetime Achievement Award.
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 4: What does it feel like to be a Hall of Famer?
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 6: Motion feels exactly like it did two minutes ago. I
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 6: was embarrassing, I was out in the hallway, I was done.
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 4: It doesn't matter.