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It's Not Charles' Actual Birthday, But Let's Pretend It Is · Vibe Check LIVE

• 0:00
  Charles: I have not been on my own fucking show in a month.
• 0:03
  Charles: No, you haven't.
• 0:04
  Charles: Have you guys thought about that?
• 0:06
  Nora: It's been weird with how you're here.
• 0:08
  Nora: It's been really weird.
• 0:09
  Charles: I'm so sorry.
• 0:12
  Chris: To be fair, we haven't had a show in a while now.
• 0:17
  Charles: Not on purpose.
• 0:19
  Charles: We've tried.
• 0:20
  Charles: True.
• 0:20
  Charles: We did try.
• 0:21
  Charles: We did try last week, which was my birthday, to do a show.
• 0:26
  Charles: And it didn't happen because of the curse of my birthday the birthday curse my birthday's curse
• 0:35
  Charles: We've got a great show for you guys this week
• 0:38
  Charles: Apparently, they've got a birthday present for me. I don't know what their
• 0:43
  Nora: and I
• 0:44
  Nora: Didn't say it. Okay
• 0:47
  Charles: But we've got a great show for you guys this week. We've got
• 0:51
  Charles: We've got some great stuff from around the net. We've got
• 0:54
  Charles: Professional slapping, we've got combat juggling,
• 0:57
  Charles: we've got-- - Psychospora.
• 1:00
  Charles: We've got a kid's MMA class,
• 1:02
  Charles: which I am so excited to show you guys this video.
• 1:08
  Charles: It is, I would say, probably the closest thing
• 1:12
  Charles: for us to potentially get banned off of YouTube.
• 1:16
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:17
  Charles: I don't know what the limit is for this kind of content,
• 1:21
  Charles: However, it is so shockingly delightful.
• 1:25
  Charles: But before all of that, Chris, roll the intro.
• 2:18
  Nora: We're giving Charles a second chance for his birthday
• 2:22
  Nora: and we're acting like today is Charles' birthday.
• 2:24
  Charles: Today is my birthday.
• 2:25
  Nora: Everybody say in the chat, happy birthday Charles.
• 2:27
  Charles: Happy birth, fucking happy birthday to me.
• 2:30
  Nora: Yeah, and give us a call.
• 2:33
  Nora: Our number is 888-8535 and tell Charles happy birthday.
• 2:37
  Charles: Tell me exactly what you got me for my birthday.
• 2:40
  Charles: Leave a message and let me know what you got me.
• 2:43
  Charles: Regardless of if you actually got me or not.
• 2:47
  Nora: Well, I'm Nora.
• 2:48
  Charles: Hi, Nora.
• 2:49
  Charles: I'm Charles.
• 2:50
  Charles: Hi, Charles.
• 2:52
  Charles: And who's back there on the ones and twos?
• 2:56
  Chris: It's me.
• 2:57
  Chris: It's me.
• 2:58
  Chris: It's the D-O-double-G. I am back.
• 3:00
  Chris: And apparently y'all can't do this show without me, I guess.
• 3:06
  Nora: The computer makes it so that we can't.
• 3:09
  Nora: (laughing)
• 3:09
  Chris: It's not a fail safe I thought I had, but here we are.
• 3:13
  Chris: Right.
• 3:14
  Charles: We did go live.
• 3:16
  Charles: So we did do the show for two minutes
• 3:19
  Charles: and the screen was black.
• 3:20
  Nora: And I think we were just like, oh, dang it.
• 3:23
  Nora: Like through the first half and then they were like,
• 3:25
  Nora: wait, they can still hear us.
• 3:27
  Nora: All right guys, tune in next week.
• 3:28
  Nora: See ya.
• 3:29
  Charles: I had a few comments in the chat,
• 3:31
  Charles: people wishing me happy birthday.
• 3:33
  Nora: Good.
• 3:33
  Charles: So I'm just saying, we still did the show.
• 3:37
  Charles: Not very well, but we still did it.
• 3:40
  Charles: We did.
• 3:41
  Charles: But yeah, Chris, I'm so glad that you were back
• 3:43
  Charles: to troubleshoot things.
• 3:45
  Charles: (laughing)
• 3:46
  Chris: So here's the funny thing.
• 3:47
  Chris: So I was not here last week because I was at San Diego
• 3:51
  Chris: Comic-Con and I had set up everything in advance
• 3:56
  Chris: for hopefully the show to run smoothly.
• 3:59
  Chris: We had preloaded all of the media, everything was set.
• 4:03
  Chris: I came in on Sunday and tested everything
• 4:05
  Chris: to make sure it was good.
• 4:07
  Chris: I thought we were set.
• 4:08
  Chris: And as I am standing among a sea of humanity
• 4:12
  Chris: waiting to get into the exhibit hall
• 4:14
  Chris: at San Diego Comic-Con, I start getting a flurry
• 4:17
  Chris: of messages from both Charles and Mandy saying,
• 4:21
  Chris: "Oh my God, nothing's working, what do we do?"
• 4:23
  Chris: And as a technically inclined person
• 4:27
  Chris: who has to help people troubleshoot things
• 4:30
  Chris: they don't understand, it's not working
• 4:33
  Chris: is about the least helpful feedback you can get
• 4:38
  Chris: from a diagnostic perspective.
• 4:40
  Charles: Yeah, touche.
• 4:42
  Charles: You know what, I do think that as somebody also
• 4:47
  Charles: who has to be the technical support
• 4:49
  Charles: for my family's technology,
• 4:54
  Charles: I understand where that comes from and I do want to apologize for you
• 5:01
  Charles: Or to you not for you
• 5:04
  Nora: And I would just like to say that shit was whack last week. It was really whack
• 5:11
  Chris: Yeah, and I appreciate that you don't need to apologize. I'm just I'm sorry that the show didn't work
• 5:16
  Chris: I I was not near a computer at all
• 5:19
  Chris: I was literally standing in front of the exhibit hall
• 5:22
  Chris: waiting for the door to open,
• 5:24
  Chris: which was exactly at the same time
• 5:26
  Chris: that the show was supposed to go live.
• 5:28
  Chris: So I had no way to do anything except to cry.
• 5:34
  Charles: I called Chris and I was trying to explain on the phone,
• 5:36
  Charles: like it's just like things are not working right.
• 5:40
  Charles: Trying to explain just a little bit over the phone
• 5:42
  Charles: what was going on.
• 5:43
  Charles: And all I heard was,
• 5:46
  Charles: (mumbles)
• 5:49
  Chris: You know, the best part about that was actually today
• 5:53
  Chris: when I came into the studio
• 5:55
  Chris: and I was expecting to find things a shambles.
• 5:59
  Chris: Mandy had said that she left things
• 6:01
  Chris: exactly the way they were before.
• 6:02
  Chris: So I figured, well, at least I'll be able to see
• 6:05
  Chris: what went wrong so we can better prepare for next time.
• 6:09
  Chris: I come in, I turn on everything in the control room.
• 6:13
  Chris: Everything worked just fine.
• 6:14
  Charles: It's the curse.
• 6:16
  Charles: I'm telling you both.
• 6:18
  Charles: It's not anything that was wrong with the computer.
• 6:22
  Charles: It was me.
• 6:24
  Nora: Charles also had a flat tire last week.
• 6:26
  Charles: Yeah, I had a flat tire,
• 6:28
  Charles: a puncture in the sidewall of my tire.
• 6:33
  Chris: That was what I felt worst about, actually,
• 6:35
  Chris: was the fact that not only was this show not working
• 6:38
  Chris: and me not being able to do anything to fix it
• 6:40
  Chris: so you guys couldn't do the show,
• 6:42
  Chris: but you were stuck here because your tire had a flat.
• 6:46
  Nora: Yeah.
• 6:46
  Nora: And he got here at six, and most of the tire shops
• 6:50
  Nora: close at seven.
• 6:52
  Chris: I mean, if you're lucky.
• 6:53
  Nora: If you're lucky.
• 6:53
  Nora: It was six, yeah.
• 6:55
  Charles: So, so, okay.
• 6:57
  Charles: I was just trying to say-
• 6:58
  Charles: So wait, how did you get home?
• 7:01
  Charles: Let's go through the whole timeline.
• 7:03
  Charles: Because first off, it was a hole
• 7:05
  Charles: in the sidewall of the tire,
• 7:07
  Charles: which means something from the side punctured it.
• 7:10
  Charles: I didn't run into anything.
• 7:11
  Nora: That's not driving over a nail.
• 7:13
  Charles: That's not driving over a nail.
• 7:14
  Charles: That is-- - But did you piss off?
• 7:15
  Charles: That's what I'm wondering is like what happened
• 7:19
  Charles: and when did it happen?
• 7:21
  Charles: This is the birthday curse.
• 7:24
  Charles: This is the curse, right?
• 7:26
  Charles: So I get to the studio.
• 7:29
  Charles: I didn't notice that the tire was flat,
• 7:32
  Charles: but I get inside and like 10, 15 minutes later,
• 7:37
  Charles: Mandy and Mandy's partner showed up.
• 7:41
  Charles: The intern.
• 7:41
  Charles: The intern showed up.
• 7:44
  Nora: With a really great birthday dinner.
• 7:47
  Charles: Yeah, it was great.
• 7:48
  Charles: They brought barbecue, it was delightful.
• 7:51
  Charles: And he goes, "You know your tire's flat, right?"
• 7:55
  Charles: And I was like, "What?"
• 7:57
  Charles: Yeah, it's not just-- - Flat flat.
• 7:59
  Charles: Not just like a little bit of flat, it was-
• 8:02
  Charles: Rim to the ground.
• 8:03
  Charles: Rim to the ground flat, right?
• 8:05
  Charles: And then when we went to go fill it up the first time,
• 8:08
  Charles: it filled up and then in like two minutes it was flat.
• 8:12
  Charles: I left before all this happened.
• 8:14
  Charles: They told me to go home.
• 8:15
  Charles: I had yard work to do.
• 8:16
  Charles: No, this was while we were still,
• 8:18
  Charles: this was when we were still at the show.
• 8:21
  Charles: So this was like before everything.
• 8:22
  Charles: So I'm like trying to do all this stuff,
• 8:25
  Charles: trying to find like a shop that's open
• 8:27
  Charles: so I can get it over,
• 8:28
  Charles: and also trying to figure out
• 8:29
  Charles: how the fuck I'm gonna get home.
• 8:32
  Chris: I'm guessing you don't have AAA.
• 8:34
  Nora: I don't have AAA. - And figuring out
• 8:36
  Nora: how, what specifically is not working within the show.
• 8:39
  Nora: Right.
• 8:40
  Nora: So there were like three things going on
• 8:42
  Nora: that were like pretty big.
• 8:43
  Nora: (laughing)
• 8:45
  Charles: So-- - All at the same time.
• 8:46
  Charles: Right, right.
• 8:47
  Charles: So we-
• 8:49
  Charles: And I'm hundreds of miles away,
• 8:51
  Chris: powerless to help any of it.
• 8:53
  Chris: So we fill up my tire after the,
• 8:55
  Chris: like we called it, we're like,
• 8:57
  Chris: the show's not gonna happen, we can't figure it out,
• 8:59
  Chris: like we're not gonna try again, it's not worth it,
• 9:01
  Chris: we're all kind of like frustrated
• 9:03
  Chris: and ready to just get out of there
• 9:05
  Charles: and I'm just, you know, a mess because-
• 9:09
  Nora: It's been, he already had a day.
• 9:12
  Charles: With like some life stuff that was going on as well.
• 9:15
  Charles: It was a day.
• 9:19
  Charles: So then I was like, you know what, fuck this.
• 9:22
  Charles: This is what we're going to do.
• 9:23
  Charles: There's a tire shop that's a mile away from here.
• 9:27
  Charles: We're going to fill it up and I'm going to speed.
• 9:31
  Charles: Oh, did you go to Big O Tires?
• 9:33
  Charles: Yeah, I went to, yeah, sponsor of this week's show,
• 9:36
  Charles: Big O Tires.
• 9:38
  Nora: Got Charles home on Friday last week.
• 9:40
  Charles: So, and then I just waited for,
• 9:43
  Charles: I waited for somebody to come pick me up,
• 9:48
  Charles: and there were some other-
• 9:50
  Nora: Events.
• 9:51
  Charles: Events that happened afterwards, but-
• 9:54
  Nora: Did you get your car,
• 9:56
  Nora: did you just have to replace one tire,
• 9:57
  Nora: or you have to do all four?
• 9:58
  Charles: Here's the thing, the next day,
• 10:01
  Charles: the guy was like, you know what,
• 10:02
  Charles: what normally happens with these things,
• 10:04
  Charles: you know, just, you're not gonna be able
• 10:06
  Charles: Just one tire because you know you want to make sure that the tires are the same you know
• 10:12
  Charles: Call it big O tires. Thank you big O tires. So he tried. Yes. They want the same tread depth everything like that
• 10:19
  Charles: He's like probably not gonna be able to get it done with just one. We're probably gonna have to get you two tires
• 10:25
  Charles: And I was like you know what yeah, they never they never want to replace just one
• 10:29
  Charles: They did just one oh
• 10:32
  Charles: They were like that other tires. I fuck with big O. They're like
• 10:36
  Charles: There the guy was like your tires are in such good shape. I was like I drive like
• 10:43
  Nora: No, I don't I don't drive that much you drew. I mean you make it to Denver back, but that's about it, right?
• 10:49
  Charles: Right, right, right for for work, but you have safe tires
• 10:51
  Charles: I have I have my tires are in very good shape and I only had to replace one tire. So it was pretty
• 10:59
  Charles: inexpensive, but they obviously couldn't fix the
• 11:03
  Charles: Pierce toll in the sidewall of the of the the tire. Yeah, that's what happened the last time I had a flat tires
• 11:09
  Nora: There was like a rip in my tire because I think I drove on it
• 11:15
  Nora: But I was on I was able to replace only one because I turned up was incredible it makes a huge difference on the budget
• 11:21
  Nora: That's why I asked
• 11:23
  Charles: Here's the thing if I were to get it replaced on my birthday and not the day after I would have to get all four
• 11:29
  Nora: Because something else would have gone wrong
• 11:33
  Chris: Charles, I am sorry you had such a terrible birthday.
• 11:37
  Chris: And I'm sorry to whatever extent I contributed to that.
• 11:40
  Chris: You didn't have to do anything!
• 11:42
  Chris: I mean, I-- - You just couldn't help.
• 11:44
  Chris: Yeah, I guess I was just powerless to stop it.
• 11:48
  Chris: We all were, we all were.
• 11:49
  Chris: Exactly how long have you been cursed for?
• 11:52
  Charles: I don't remember specifics,
• 11:53
  Charles: but this is like a regular thing, it feels like,
• 11:57
  Charles: where on my birthday things tend to go wrong.
• 12:02
  Charles: I don't have any other specifics in mind, but this is just something that's been
• 12:07
  Charles: happening for a while now. Next year we'll find out. We have video evidence
• 12:11
  Charles: now of this happening. Of this curse. So I think probably for 38 years I think
• 12:22
  Charles: there was like some kind of witch's curse for... Every day, every year on the day of
• 12:30
  Nora: It is birth.
• 12:31
  Nora: (laughing)
• 12:34
  Charles: So, while I was going, so with that being said,
• 12:38
  Charles: we're doing my birthday show this week
• 12:40
  Charles: when it's not on my birthday because-
• 12:43
  Chris: Redo.
• 12:43
  Chris: Hey, I don't know that it's not your birthday.
• 12:45
  Chris: I haven't seen your birth certificate.
• 12:48
  Charles: True, do you wanna see it?
• 12:49
  Charles: I brought it with me.
• 12:50
  Charles: (laughing)
• 12:51
  Charles: You just keep it in your car.
• 12:52
  Charles: I have my social security card on me at all times.
• 12:54
  Nora: I would like that actually.
• 12:56
  Nora: (laughing)
• 12:57
  Charles: Why?
• 12:58
  Charles: You need to know my social, like,
• 13:00
  Charles: are you trying to figure out if I was born here or not?
• 13:02
  Charles: Nora?
• 13:05
  Charles: Do you think I'm illegal, Nora?
• 13:09
  Nora: I don't know where you were born.
• 13:09
  Nora: No reason.
• 13:12
  Chris: No reason at all.
• 13:15
  Chris: Anyway, welcome to the show, everybody.
• 13:17
  Charles: You guys wanna see some cute pictures of me as a baby?
• 13:19
  Charles: I do. - Yes, desperately.
• 13:21
  Charles: All right, so I got a few pictures here.
• 13:23
  Nora: Oh, look at you fishing!
• 13:25
  Charles: I'm a little fish.
• 13:26
  Nora: Oh, that's so cute!
• 13:28
  Charles: Like, if you look into my eyes and see like,
• 13:31
  Charles: it looks like-
• 13:32
  Charles: Like Dead Sea Scrolls.
• 13:33
  Charles: Yeah, exactly.
• 13:34
  Charles: There's nothing behind those eyes.
• 13:36
  Nora: I know that look.
• 13:38
  Nora: (laughing)
• 13:39
  Nora: That's my dear friend.
• 13:41
  Nora: (laughing)
• 13:42
  Nora: Oh, that's a good one.
• 13:44
  Nora: Look at that little guy.
• 13:45
  Nora: Oh, look at you.
• 13:47
  Charles: Look how tired this 80 year old man is.
• 13:49
  Nora: You're an astronaut.
• 13:51
  Charles: It's just like when you look at a child
• 13:52
  Charles: and you go like, oh, is that like a child
• 13:54
  Charles: or is that an old man?
• 13:55
  Chris: Wait, are you supposed to be like an astronaut?
• 13:59
  Chris: Yeah, that's an astronaut.
• 14:00
  Chris: Okay, where's your helmet?
• 14:02
  Charles: Good question.
• 14:03
  Charles: I don't know, I'm at JC Penney.
• 14:07
  Chris: The one that no longer exists?
• 14:08
  Charles: Math Blaster.
• 14:10
  Charles: This is a classic, Charles.
• 14:11
  Charles: I'm very excited.
• 14:13
  Charles: Have you ever played Math Blaster?
• 14:14
  Charles: No.
• 14:16
  Charles: Holy shit, this was my jam.
• 14:20
  Charles: Basically, you just solve math puzzles
• 14:22
  Charles: and you shoot aliens with lasers at the same time.
• 14:25
  Nora: It was your zoo tycoon?
• 14:26
  Charles: It was my zoo tycoon.
• 14:27
  Nora: (laughing)
• 14:28
  Chris: You know what, I feel like we could take this photo
• 14:30
  Chris: and I could Photoshop Silksong into it
• 14:33
  Chris: and you would have the exact same reaction.
• 14:35
  Chris: Yeah.
• 14:35
  Chris: And you have that big dog shirt.
• 14:38
  Nora: I had so much big dog merch as a child.
• 14:41
  Nora: Big dog.
• 14:43
  Nora: I wish I could have worn more big dog
• 14:44
  Nora: 'cause it was dog themed.
• 14:46
  Charles: Yeah.
• 14:47
  Nora: But I was a girl raised in the early 2000s.
• 14:49
  Charles: Have you guys seen big dog recently?
• 14:51
  Charles: I went through the big dog merch website.
• 14:53
  Charles: Is that still a thing?
• 14:54
  Charles: It's still a thing and it's like super Republican coated.
• 14:58
  Charles: Oh boy.
• 14:59
  Nora: Yeah, I'm not surprised.
• 15:00
  Charles: It's, it's, it's, no it's not sad, it's delightful.
• 15:05
  Nora: The dogs deserve better.
• 15:07
  Charles: Like I wanna wear some of that stuff.
• 15:09
  Charles: Like, like not, like ironic shirt wearing, you know?
• 15:14
  Charles: But I think like it still, it still holds up.
• 15:17
  Nora: Oh my. - Oh my gosh.
• 15:20
  Charles: They've got underwear.
• 15:21
  Nora: I'm not, yeah, I feel like they always have.
• 15:24
  Nora: But just like-
• 15:25
  Charles: Why is the dog hot?
• 15:27
  Nora: Yeah, why is he, why is he beefy?
• 15:30
  Chris: This is how I work remotely?
• 15:32
  Chris: What the fuck?
• 15:33
  Chris: Okay, this is AI.
• 15:35
  Nora: Yeah.
• 15:36
  Nora: (laughing)
• 15:36
  Chris: This is very clearly like shitty AI,
• 15:40
  Charles: which I guess is-
• 15:41
  Charles: The dog, the myth, the legends.
• 15:45
  Charles: Big kahuna.
• 15:47
  Chris: Wow, this is just like-
• 15:49
  Chris: Oh my.
• 15:49
  Chris: This is just like the lowest effort,
• 15:53
  Chris: whatever graphics ever.
• 15:56
  Charles: I'm serious.
• 15:57
  Charles: If you guys ever are like,
• 15:59
  Charles: I need to get Charles a birthday present
• 16:02
  Charles: or some kind of Christmas present,
• 16:04
  Charles: just go to Big Dog's website,
• 16:07
  Charles: choose whatever you want,
• 16:09
  Charles: and go to town and I will love it.
• 16:12
  Chris: Bigdogs.com, y'all.
• 16:13
  Chris: Good to know.
• 16:14
  Chris: Sponsored by Big O' Tires.
• 16:17
  Charles: No, go back to Big Dogs.
• 16:18
  Charles: I wanna go back and I need to go to the main menu,
• 16:22
  Charles: I need to see how that dog looks
• 16:25
  Charles: because they made the dog hot.
• 16:27
  Nora: And I-- - Yeah, no.
• 16:29
  Charles: Look at him, that is a furry.
• 16:32
  Charles: I know multiple people who would be like,
• 16:34
  Charles: damn. - That's a furry.
• 16:35
  Charles: That dog can get it.
• 16:37
  Nora: If he was in the furry world, he could absolutely get it.
• 16:42
  Charles: Or in the USA, a long time ago.
• 16:45
  Charles: (laughing)
• 16:48
  Charles: (laughing)
• 16:50
  Charles: All right.
• 16:51
  Charles: (laughing)
• 16:52
  Charles: We got one more photo, one more photo for you guys.
• 16:54
  Charles: Okay, let's see what you got.
• 16:56
  Charles: Here's me getting my haircuts.
• 16:57
  Charles: This is my mother who had passed
• 17:00
  Charles: and my aunt Carol who's still alive.
• 17:02
  Charles: But look at this.
• 17:03
  Chris: Your aunt Carol has some serious 80s hair.
• 17:06
  Nora: Yeah, it's rocking.
• 17:07
  Nora: Were you like crying while you got your hair cut?
• 17:10
  Nora: It does kind of look like I'm-
• 17:11
  Nora: It looks like you have a tear.
• 17:12
  Charles: And I've got an ice cream scoop.
• 17:14
  Nora: Yeah, you've been soothed. - You look a little forlorn.
• 17:18
  Charles: You look like you're not having a good time.
• 17:19
  Charles: You know what, I feel the same way
• 17:21
  Charles: when I get haircuts nowadays.
• 17:22
  Charles: I have to have the ice cream scooped nowadays.
• 17:25
  Nora: (laughing)
• 17:26
  Charles: I got a haircut for the first time
• 17:28
  Charles: in like two months last week.
• 17:29
  Charles: Nice, looks good.
• 17:30
  Charles: Thank you.
• 17:32
  Charles: It's faux hockey, I didn't put any product in it today though
• 17:35
  Charles: so now it's just pushed to the side.
• 17:37
  Nora: Yeah.
• 17:38
  Charles: So yeah, that's my birthday.
• 17:41
  Charles: Thank you guys.
• 17:42
  Charles: How are you guys, like what's going on?
• 17:45
  Nora: I judged at the county fair yesterday.
• 17:48
  Nora: So I judged the food preservation
• 17:51
  Nora: and some of the baked goods
• 17:52
  Nora: and I ate a lot of cookies yesterday.
• 17:54
  Charles: Nice.
• 17:55
  Nora: And one of the themes was
• 17:57
  Nora: people were making cookie monster cookies.
• 17:59
  Nora: So they'd make chocolate chip cookies,
• 18:01
  Nora: then they'd break them up and then break up Oreos
• 18:03
  Nora: and then put them in more cookie dough
• 18:05
  Nora: and then bake it again.
• 18:07
  Nora: And it was very cookie. - Interesting.
• 18:09
  Nora: It was like, there's a lot of cookie going on
• 18:11
  Nora: and it was overwhelming.
• 18:13
  Nora: And then one person-
• 18:14
  Charles: Double cookie, so it was like a cookie cookie.
• 18:16
  Nora: Yeah, it was a cookie cookie,
• 18:17
  Nora: and that's exactly what it tasted like.
• 18:19
  Nora: It was just a lot, it was so very cookie.
• 18:22
  Nora: And then there was somebody who canned some salmon and-
• 18:26
  Nora: Canned it.
• 18:27
  Nora: Don't eat it.
• 18:27
  Nora: (laughing)
• 18:29
  Charles: Wait, why?
• 18:30
  Nora: Be really careful when you're canning and preserving.
• 18:33
  Nora: Follow your extension recipes and your guidance
• 18:36
  Nora: from your local land grant university's extension,
• 18:40
  Nora: because when you're canning things,
• 18:42
  Nora: you can put botulism in it,
• 18:43
  Nora: and botulism will kill you.
• 18:46
  Charles: Did you get botulized?
• 18:47
  Nora: I did not, I did not try that one.
• 18:49
  Nora: It's like just 30 people died.
• 18:51
  Nora: There's a lot of rules when it comes to canning
• 18:54
  Nora: and when it comes to 4-H stuff,
• 18:56
  Nora: and I follow those rules to a T
• 18:59
  Nora: because you do not wanna deal with botulism
• 19:02
  Nora: and anaerobic bacteria.
• 19:03
  Charles: Did the person not follow the rules
• 19:06
  Charles: or do you just not trust them?
• 19:08
  Nora: The jar was not packed full enough with enough salmon
• 19:13
  Nora: and then it shrunk down when it was cooked.
• 19:15
  Nora: And so there was like two inches of headspace
• 19:17
  Nora: when there should have been one inch of headspace.
• 19:20
  Nora: And the headspace is between the product
• 19:21
  Nora: and the top of the lid.
• 19:22
  Nora: So you can like measure how much the headspace is.
• 19:25
  Nora: And that one, there would be a lot of bacteria
• 19:28
  Nora: in that one, unfortunately.
• 19:29
  Nora: But it was really fun.
• 19:31
  Nora: Got to hang out, you know, like I had to mask all day,
• 19:33
  Nora: like do not physically wear my mask,
• 19:35
  Nora: but do my autism masking
• 19:37
  Nora: and be like a professional lady, you know?
• 19:39
  Nora: And I got home and I went to bed at like 9.45.
• 19:42
  Nora: I was so tired.
• 19:44
  Charles: When you did the professional lady thing,
• 19:46
  Charles: you kinda looked like a penguin.
• 19:47
  Charles: Do you think professional ladies-
• 19:50
  Nora: Well this is just me putting my shoulders back
• 19:52
  Nora: and you know, being serious.
• 19:54
  Nora: Hello, everyone.
• 19:55
  Nora: And I'm talking with my head,
• 19:57
  Nora: instead of talking with my eyes.
• 19:59
  Nora: (laughing)
• 20:00
  Nora: And I'm not used to just being out of the house
• 20:03
  Nora: for 12 hours a day anymore.
• 20:05
  Nora: So I got very tired. - It's a long day.
• 20:08
  Nora: But the county fair will be happening this weekend.
• 20:11
  Charles: Did you have anything judged yourself?
• 20:13
  Nora: I entered some OpenClass stuff, and I have a bunch of knitting
• 20:17
  Nora: that I entered.
• 20:18
  Nora: And it is being judged probably still right now,
• 20:21
  Nora: because it takes them the longest amount of time,
• 20:24
  Nora: because the judge is really, really slow.
• 20:26
  Nora: So we'll see how I do.
• 20:27
  Nora: I'm going on Friday.
• 20:28
  Nora: I'll take some pictures and show you guys how I did.
• 20:30
  Charles: Anything else?
• 20:32
  Nora: I don't think so.
• 20:33
  Charles: Not your bread?
• 20:34
  Nora: Oh.
• 20:35
  Nora: I did make bread and brought bread,
• 20:37
  Nora: but we weren't going to eat it today.
• 20:38
  Charles: Well, no.
• 20:38
  Charles: I just wanted to talk about the bread,
• 20:39
  Charles: because you told me something that was really funny
• 20:41
  Charles: about your bread.
• 20:42
  Nora: What?
• 20:42
  Charles: How you got third place.
• 20:43
  Charles: Yeah.
• 20:45
  Nora: Out of three.
• 20:46
  Nora: (laughing)
• 20:48
  Nora: That one.
• 20:49
  Chris: Hey, that's better than I could do.
• 20:52
  Chris: Chris would get fourth place.
• 20:54
  Chris: I would get fourth place out of three.
• 20:55
  Nora: You get disqualified.
• 20:57
  Nora: (laughing)
• 20:58
  Chris: What is it, the white flag?
• 21:00
  Chris: They're like, so out of three, you get eighth place.
• 21:03
  Nora: (laughing)
• 21:05
  Nora: Honorary mention, you tried.
• 21:08
  Charles: We found some bread in the trash that was better.
• 21:11
  Charles: (laughing)
• 21:12
  Charles: Legit, that sounds exactly right.
• 21:14
  Charles: Chris, how is San Diego Comics con?
• 21:17
  Charles: Did you go to Hall H?
• 21:19
  Chris: I did not go to Hall H this year.
• 21:22
  Chris: Did not have any pull to get into Hall H.
• 21:24
  Chris: Hall H is a huge pain in the ass to try to get to.
• 21:28
  Chris: People can't, so for those who don't know,
• 21:31
  Chris: who've never been to San Diego,
• 21:33
  Chris: Hall H is the largest hall
• 21:34
  Chris: in the San Diego Convention Center,
• 21:36
  Chris: and that is where Marvel has their reveals,
• 21:40
  Chris: all the big studios where Disney does their stuff.
• 21:43
  Chris: That's where all the big, important, fancy things happen.
• 21:47
  Chris: And to be able to experience that for yourself live,
• 21:51
  Chris: you have to sleep outside in front of the convention center
• 21:55
  Chris: at the very least the night before
• 21:58
  Chris: so that you can be one of the first to get a wristband
• 22:02
  Chris: to get in line for Hall H the next day.
• 22:04
  Chris: It is absolutely miserable,
• 22:07
  Chris: and I will never do that myself.
• 22:10
  Chris: I was able to attend something in Hall H last year,
• 22:13
  Chris: which I think I talked about on the show,
• 22:15
  Chris: but the only reason for that was because I was part
• 22:18
  Chris: of the group that was presenting the event.
• 22:21
  Chris: So that'll probably never happen again for me.
• 22:23
  Chris: But aside from that, Comic-Con was great and also terrible
• 22:28
  Chris: because apparently they just decided
• 22:33
  Chris: that they weren't going to manage the temperature
• 22:36
  Chris: inside the convention center at all.
• 22:38
  Chris: And so it was swelteringly hot and sticky and muggy
• 22:43
  Chris: inside the convention center the entire weekend.
• 22:47
  Chris: I went through all of my shirts within a couple of days.
• 22:51
  Chris: I went through my reserve shirts, just soaked with sweat.
• 22:55
  Chris: It was absolutely disgusting.
• 22:58
  Chris: I don't know what happened this year,
• 23:00
  Chris: but it put a damper on an otherwise enjoyable time.
• 23:04
  Charles: I can't even fathom the smell of the nerd swamp.
• 23:11
  Charles: It was atrocious.
• 23:12
  Nora: Please no, I don't wanna think about it.
• 23:15
  Chris: It was a true cesspool of humanity
• 23:18
  Chris: and I don't wanna ever experience that again.
• 23:20
  Charles: There are so many cishet men at that event
• 23:25
  Charles: that have never washed their asshole before.
• 23:27
  Charles: They don't know how.
• 23:28
  Nora: They think it's, they won't.
• 23:30
  Charles: They won't, they won't do it 'cause it's gay.
• 23:33
  Charles: 'Cause they're big dogs.
• 23:34
  Charles: Because they're big dogs.
• 23:37
  Charles: And big dogs don't wash their ass, they lick it.
• 23:42
  Nora: (laughing)
• 23:43
  Charles: They eat their own ass.
• 23:45
  Charles: You should try it sometime.
• 23:46
  Charles: You should try it, we've all been there.
• 23:47
  Charles: We've all tried to eat our ass, you know, here and there.
• 23:50
  Charles: Yeah.
• 23:51
  Charles: For legal reasons, this is a joke.
• 23:53
  Charles: This is not a joke.
• 23:55
  Charles: I try eating my ass every week at breakfast.
• 23:57
  Charles: (laughing)
• 23:58
  Charles: I'm doing it right now.
• 24:01
  Charles: You can only see the top half of my body.
• 24:05
  Charles: Below, it's legs up.
• 24:07
  Charles: Asshole is like right here.
• 24:09
  Charles: I'm almost there.
• 24:11
  Chris: If only we had an RAI with us
• 24:13
  Chris: so that you could demonstrate this, Charles.
• 24:17
  Chris: Yes.
• 24:20
  Nora: Good segue.
• 24:21
  Nora: And with that, let's go around the net.
• 24:24
  Nora: (laughing)
• 24:26
  Nora: (laughing)
• 24:28
  Nora: Wait, what?
• 24:28
  Nora: Let's go around the net.
• 24:29
  Nora: (dramatic music)
• 24:31
  Chris: I couldn't find it.
• 24:33
  Chris: (laughing)
• 24:37
  Nora: Okay.
• 24:37
  Charles: This is sometimes you eat the ass,
• 24:40
  Charles: sometimes the ass eats you.
• 24:42
  Nora: It's what they always say.
• 24:43
  Charles: We've all been there.
• 24:44
  Charles: That's what they all say.
• 24:45
  Nora: Yeah, we have three weeks of videos, you guys.
• 24:49
  Nora: Three weeks.
• 24:49
  Charles: Yeah, strap in and be like.
• 24:50
  Charles: We have been editing the same page for weeks now.
• 24:54
  Charles: Over and over again.
• 24:55
  Charles: Trying to get, and I feel like we have
• 24:58
  Charles: such good content this week.
• 25:00
  Charles: I hope that it's not so good that next week
• 25:02
  Charles: Nora doesn't come in and be like,
• 25:04
  Charles: guys, I got nothing, I got nothing!
• 25:06
  Nora: I do have more, I have more saved up for next week,
• 25:08
  Charles: don't worry. - Thank God.
• 25:10
  Charles: I have some good ones too.
• 25:14
  Charles: So I wanted to start out with,
• 25:17
  Charles: this is the Charles birthday show.
• 25:20
  Charles: I jumped in and I was like, I wanna start this off right.
• 25:24
  Charles: This is the-
• 25:26
  Nora: Boring.
• 25:27
  Nora: (laughing)
• 25:29
  Charles: This is, how do you pronounce it, D.S.E. Ray?
• 25:31
  Nora: Mm-hmm.
• 25:32
  Charles: In acapella, but what the guy did is he recorded it all
• 25:36
  Charles: by muting his self so he couldn't hear any
• 25:40
  Charles: of the extra tracks that were singing
• 25:42
  Charles: at the exact same time.
• 25:44
  Charles: So please enjoy this musical number.
• 25:48
  Charles: (orchestral music)
• 25:56
  Nora: He's actually really good.
• 26:16
  Chris: The conducting is what makes it for me.
• 26:25
  Charles: Have you guys ever gone to like,
• 26:29
  Charles: usually middle school choir concerts?
• 26:31
  Nora: This is what it sounds like.
• 26:32
  Charles: This is what it sounds like.
• 26:35
  Charles: You're right about that.
• 26:38
  Nora: For one guy not being able to hear himself
• 26:40
  Nora: doing the other parts,
• 26:42
  Nora: it's impressive he's gotten this far.
• 26:44
  Nora: For what it is, it does sound like a middle school choir.
• 26:47
  Nora: Yes.
• 26:47
  Charles: Yes.
• 26:48
  Charles: (laughing)
• 26:49
  Charles: It is my favorite, one of my favorite things to do.
• 26:52
  Charles: The things that bring me the most joy
• 26:55
  Charles: are going to see high school, middle school
• 26:59
  Charles: choir concerts and musical theater.
• 27:03
  Charles: Because it is the biggest trash fire on the planet always.
• 27:07
  Charles: And it is so funny to watch these kids just like,
• 27:11
  Charles: just bomb, bomb hard.
• 27:13
  Nora: My high school had pretty good musical theater, right?
• 27:17
  Nora: Same here. - But then there'd be
• 27:19
  Nora: the one violin that was not in tune.
• 27:22
  Nora: or there would be the guy who couldn't sing,
• 27:24
  Nora: who always got the parts,
• 27:26
  Nora: and those really changed the production value, I would say.
• 27:32
  Nora: We did have really good shows,
• 27:34
  Nora: like the costuming was impeccable
• 27:36
  Nora: and much better than Fossil Ridge Cross Town, so.
• 27:40
  Charles: Just fired.
• 27:42
  Charles: I was in the musical theater when I was in high school,
• 27:46
  Charles: and they would cast my ass in some of these big roles.
• 27:49
  Charles: I would not know my lines.
• 27:51
  Charles: That's so funny.
• 27:53
  Charles: 'Cause I just can't memorize lines.
• 27:56
  Charles: I can memorize music immediately.
• 27:58
  Charles: Immediately I can memorize a song.
• 27:59
  Nora: So if you were in "Hamilton," it wouldn't be a problem?
• 28:02
  Charles: I know the whole thing of "Hamilton."
• 28:03
  Nora: I'm sure you do.
• 28:04
  Nora: (laughing)
• 28:05
  Charles: Just in case they call.
• 28:06
  Charles: Just in case they call.
• 28:08
  Charles: Lynn, oh my God, my best friend, Lynn Manuel Miranda.
• 28:12
  Nora: Of course I'll be in your show.
• 28:13
  Charles: Of course I'll do every single role
• 28:17
  Charles: in a one-man show.
• 28:19
  Chris: I would pay to see that.
• 28:20
  Chris: I would love to see one man Hamilton.
• 28:22
  Chris: (laughing)
• 28:23
  Chris: You can perform, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 28:26
  Charles: That would be fun.
• 28:27
  Charles: That would be fun.
• 28:28
  Charles: That would be a delight.
• 28:29
  Charles: I'll do it for you, Chris.
• 28:30
  Charles: Yay. - I'll perform it after this.
• 28:32
  Charles: Excellent. - Starting.
• 28:35
  Charles: So, yeah, I used to do theater.
• 28:40
  Charles: And it was delightful.
• 28:41
  Nora: I did have a fun time in theater.
• 28:42
  Nora: I really enjoyed the costuming department
• 28:45
  Nora: 'cause we had a really amazing costuming director.
• 28:47
  Charles: We did Les Mis.
• 28:49
  Nora: Of course you did.
• 28:49
  Nora: Yeah, it was pretty-
• 28:51
  Charles: Which one were you?
• 28:52
  Charles: Well, for that one-
• 28:54
  Charles: He was coset.
• 28:54
  Charles: This was after a few years of them putting me
• 28:57
  Charles: in the lead role and they decided not to
• 28:59
  Charles: because I couldn't memorize my line.
• 29:01
  Charles: Yeah.
• 29:01
  Charles: So I was the bishop.
• 29:04
  Charles: So I was at the beginning and going like,
• 29:06
  Charles: ♪ Come and suffer, you are weary ♪
• 29:09
  Charles: ♪ And the night is cold out there ♪
• 29:12
  Charles: Yeah.
• 29:13
  Charles: ♪ Though our lives are very humble ♪
• 29:17
  Charles: ♪ What we have, we have to share ♪
• 29:20
  Nora: I was learning the music, man.
• 29:21
  Charles: Everything I do is wrong.
• 29:23
  Charles: He's a what? He's a what? He's a music man.
• 29:25
  Chris: (laughing)
• 29:29
  Charles: Yeah, keep going. Keep going.
• 29:31
  Charles: That's all I got.
• 29:31
  Charles: Do it. I'll do a beatbox and you can do the whole-
• 29:33
  Nora: He's a music man. He's a what? He's a what?
• 29:35
  Nora: He's a music man.
• 29:37
  Nora: (laughing)
• 29:38
  Charles: He's a what? He's a what?
• 29:40
  Nora: Okay, so a few weeks ago we talked about the bison
• 29:43
  Nora: who attacked somebody in Yellowstone, right?
• 29:45
  Nora: Who like sent the guy flying.
• 29:46
  Nora: We have an update from him from the hospital.
• 29:49
  Nora: So I just want to make sure we close the loop on this one.
• 29:53
  Video: Even though I was on the ground,
• 29:54
  Video: he could have stomped me, he could have-
• 29:55
  Video: Wee!
• 29:57
  Video: Is that David Cross?
• 29:59
  Video: And he was down.
• 30:01
  Video: He wasn't showing aggression or anything like that
• 30:04
  Video: until it picked a target.
• 30:06
  Video: That target happened to be me.
• 30:08
  Video: At the time I had my grandson with me.
• 30:11
  Video: It was like, you need to get up to the amphitheater.
• 30:15
  Video: I will deal with this down here.
• 30:16
  Video: they move faster than you could ever imagine.
• 30:19
  Video: He just kept coming and he was more aggressive.
• 30:22
  Video: And as soon as he got off that tree,
• 30:23
  Video: he launched me in the air.
• 30:25
  Nora: He's like, I feel like this is like the perfect person
• 30:28
  Nora: to get bucked by a bison.
• 30:29
  Nora: He like didn't blame the bison at all.
• 30:31
  Nora: He was like, he was coming for me.
• 30:33
  Nora: Like I'm okay.
• 30:35
  Nora: Like he's just like, I'm good, you guys don't worry.
• 30:40
  Nora: But like, that was, it was a very scary thing,
• 30:42
  Nora: but he did survive.
• 30:43
  Nora: He's okay, he's talking.
• 30:45
  Nora: And he doesn't hold it against the bison.
• 30:47
  Chris: I am so sorry that David Cross got attacked by that bison.
• 30:51
  Chris: That's very unfortunate.
• 30:52
  Chris: I wonder how his standup career will recover.
• 30:54
  Chris: Bob Odenkirk was there too.
• 30:57
  Nora: He filmed it.
• 30:58
  Chris: Wasn't Bob Odenkirk the little boy?
• 31:00
  Chris: Yeah.
• 31:02
  Chris: We're gonna find out that it's just
• 31:03
  Chris: some unreleased Mr. Show sketch.
• 31:05
  Chris: Yeah.
• 31:10
  Charles: So I am so excited for this.
• 31:12
  Charles: And I know you've seen him by now.
• 31:14
  Charles: Just a little bit.
• 31:15
  Charles: Set this up Charles, set the scene.
• 31:17
  Charles: I have found a new weird little guy
• 31:21
  Charles: and there is some details about him
• 31:23
  Charles: that I am super excited to share.
• 31:25
  Charles: I'm not even gonna jump into it.
• 31:27
  Charles: Chris, play the video.
• 31:36
  Nora: (laughing)
• 31:44
  Video: ♪ I let the dogs out, I let the dogs out ♪
• 31:47
  Video: ♪ I set them all free ♪
• 31:49
  Video: ♪ I, I, I, I let the dogs out, I let the dogs out ♪
• 31:55
  Video: ♪ I set them all free ♪
• 31:58
  Chris: I love that he's performing this
• 32:00
  Chris: in what appears to be someone's basement.
• 32:03
  Charles: Oh, it's a vintage shop.
• 32:04
  Charles: Oh yeah, Chris, this is Collective.
• 32:07
  Charles: Or Doug Collective, right?
• 32:08
  Nora: Doug Collective, here in Fort Collins, Colorado.
• 32:10
  Charles: Yeah.
• 32:11
  Charles: This guy is here in town.
• 32:14
  Nora: Evil Reverend Steve.
• 32:16
  Nora: Jim.
• 32:17
  Nora: Evil Reverend Jim, I'm so sorry.
• 32:19
  Nora: He's one of our local weird little guys, Chris.
• 32:23
  Chris: He's one of Bart's people.
• 32:25
  Nora: (laughing)
• 32:26
  Charles: He has a YouTube channel.
• 32:27
  Charles: (laughing)
• 32:29
  Charles: Which he has all of his music in.
• 32:31
  Charles: This man, we, Chris.
• 32:36
  Charles: We have to find him.
• 32:37
  Charles: We not just find him, bring him here.
• 32:40
  Nora: On this show.
• 32:41
  Charles: on this show for a performance.
• 32:43
  Charles: I think it needs to happen.
• 32:46
  Charles: Like, I think we can bring Evil Jim to the show.
• 32:51
  Charles: It wouldn't be too difficult
• 32:52
  Charles: because he just plays his Yamaha.
• 32:56
  Chris: Yeah.
• 32:56
  Chris: Okay, I like that he has a song called No Co Mo Fo.
• 33:01
  Chris: Let's play it.
• 33:03
  Chris: Let's play it, let's play it.
• 33:07
  Chris: (Evil Jim humming)
• 33:32
  Chris: Or a no combo as YouTube would say.
• 33:51
  Nora: This is a vibe.
• 33:55
  Nora: I'm a fan.
• 33:59
  Charles: Chris, we need to have this be like in our rotation.
• 34:02
  Charles: Not for the station.
• 34:04
  Charles: Are you sure?
• 34:05
  Charles: Like the coming soon screen.
• 34:08
  Charles: The coming soon music or like we can switch out
• 34:10
  Charles: the outro music sometimes and have the noco mofo sound.
• 34:16
  Charles: I'm down for that.
• 34:17
  Charles: It's a vibe.
• 34:20
  Charles: I'm a noco mofo.
• 34:21
  Charles: Everybody knows I'm loco.
• 34:23
  Charles: I'm a noco mofo.
• 34:25
  Nora: Everybody knows I'm loco.
• 34:28
  Chris: That is pretty delightful.
• 34:30
  Nora: I like him.
• 34:32
  Nora: I like him a lot.
• 34:33
  Charles: I love Jim.
• 34:35
  Charles: Sorry, evil reverend.
• 34:36
  Nora: Evil reverend.
• 34:38
  Nora: What an evil reverend, Jim.
• 34:40
  Chris: If you can see this, call 888-853-VIBE.
• 34:44
  Chris: We want you to be on the show.
• 34:46
  Chris: We are local here in Fort Collins.
• 34:48
  Chris: We are also mofos.
• 34:50
  Nora: Yeah.
• 34:52
  Nora: We're also no-co-mofos.
• 34:54
  Chris: I need this guy on the show.
• 34:57
  Nora: (laughing)
• 34:58
  Nora: He is awesome.
• 34:59
  Charles: I think we'll have to talk to his agent.
• 35:01
  Charles: (laughing)
• 35:06
  Charles: Okay, next I wanted to bring something kind of funny
• 35:09
  Charles: that I've seen a lot lately.
• 35:10
  Charles: Wait a second, Charles,
• 35:11
  Chris: you had a second Evil Reverend Jim Cliffe.
• 35:13
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, you gotta play that one.
• 35:17
  Speaker 7: (indistinct)
• 35:24
  Chris: I like that he's dressed as a traveling preacher from the 1800s.
• 35:27
  Video: Yes!
• 35:29
  Video: This is an Aliens song.
• 35:35
  Chris: I believe, according to his YouTube channel, this is "Aliens Are Among Us."
• 35:40
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 35:47
  Speaker 7: It's definitely that song.
• 35:51
  Nora: Also, it's a Roland.
• 35:53
  Charles: It's a Roland.
• 35:56
  Charles: You know it's not a Yamaha, you're right, I was wrong.
• 36:01
  Nora: He goes to multiple, like any open mic night,
• 36:05
  Nora: that's where he goes.
• 36:06
  Charles: So we need to go to an open mic night.
• 36:07
  Nora: We need to go to some open mic night
• 36:09
  Nora: so we can scout for the show.
• 36:10
  Chris: We need to organize an open mic night here at the studio.
• 36:14
  Nora: Ooh, you might be onto something there.
• 36:19
  Charles: There we go.
• 36:20
  Charles: Chris.
• 36:20
  Charles: Yes.
• 36:21
  Charles: I'm going to pitch something to you.
• 36:23
  Charles: Oh boy.
• 36:24
  Charles: trying to say this for a while now I think we need to do another hallow stream
• 36:28
  Charles: okay what if evil Reverend Jim comes in and does a 15-minute performance for us
• 36:35
  Chris: live on the hell stream I am a hundred percent into that idea I think that
• 36:41
  Charles: would be a hoot I think fantastic I think that that would be it would be so
• 36:46
  Charles: fun like he looks like you're right the pastor from the 1800s he looks like he's
• 36:51
  Nora: going to warn us about the Antichrist. Yeah, or he's like a plague doctor without his mask.
• 36:57
  Charles: Or he could just see the devil inside you and he's just like, "Ahhhh!"
• 37:06
  Charles: I can see it. I can see it. Also, according to his YouTube channel,
• 37:10
  Charles: his full name is Evil Reverend Jim, aka Major Loser. Why Major Loser? I don't know.
• 37:19
  Nora: I like him though, he's not a loser.
• 37:22
  Nora: He doesn't even have a bio.
• 37:24
  Charles: He has 86 subscribers.
• 37:27
  Nora: He number 87.
• 37:28
  Chris: He does have 86 subscribers, but to his credit,
• 37:31
  Chris: his videos get more views than ours do.
• 37:34
  Chris: (laughing)
• 37:37
  Nora: So who is profiting off of-
• 37:41
  Nora: (laughing)
• 37:45
  Charles: Someone is finding this guy.
• 37:47
  Charles: He gets more comments too.
• 37:48
  Charles: People are like, "Reverend Jim, we love this stuff."
• 37:51
  Charles: He is beloved on TikTok.
• 37:54
  Nora: Absolutely, yeah.
• 37:55
  Charles: People love this shit.
• 37:56
  Nora: If people knew that he was in my area,
• 38:00
  Nora: then I think people would be jealous of that.
• 38:03
  Charles: Okay, we need to find contact information.
• 38:06
  Charles: Come on.
• 38:07
  Charles: We need to look it up.
• 38:08
  Charles: We'll do it.
• 38:09
  Charles: We'll find out.
• 38:10
  Nora: We're gonna do this for you, our viewer.
• 38:12
  Chris: It can't be too difficult to track down.
• 38:15
  Chris: All you need to do is set up a microphone somewhere.
• 38:17
  Chris: (laughing)
• 38:19
  Nora: They'll show up.
• 38:20
  Nora: And we have spare microphones.
• 38:22
  Nora: Open mic here.
• 38:22
  Charles: We have one of those little rabbit traps
• 38:25
  Charles: with the box and the string that we pull out.
• 38:27
  Nora: There's a lit sign that's like, "Open mic here."
• 38:32
  Charles: Yes, yes, we trap 'em.
• 38:35
  Nora: Yeah, exactly.
• 38:39
  Charles: Ugh, okay.
• 38:41
  Charles: Next set of videos.
• 38:43
  Charles: The Wheel of Fortune account has been dunking on people
• 38:49
  Charles: that have been on their show.
• 38:50
  Nora: As they should.
• 38:50
  Charles: Like pretty consistently.
• 38:53
  Nora: We're in a literacy crisis.
• 38:55
  Charles: Yeah.
• 38:55
  Charles: They should do it.
• 38:55
  Charles: So we're gonna show a few of the examples
• 38:59
  Charles: of people just failing miserably.
• 39:03
  Nora: Swinging and missing.
• 39:04
  Nora: You're swinging and missing.
• 39:05
  Nora: Completely.
• 39:05
  Nora: And he do it.
• 39:07
  Charles: Good luck.
• 39:08
  Video: Magic hand, magic band, magic.
• 39:13
  Charles: Come on man.
• 39:14
  Video: Van, can, Jan, van, van, van, van.
• 39:18
  Video: Wan, wand, oh!
• 39:20
  Video: (laughter)
• 39:22
  Video: Wand, oh!
• 39:26
  Chris: That and looks so handy.
• 39:30
  Chris: Is this what killed Pat Sajak?
• 39:35
  Nora: It looks like it!
• 39:37
  Charles: Good God.
• 39:38
  Charles: Vanna White's like, just like her face is just
• 39:41
  Charles: He's like getting super red during this whole thing.
• 39:44
  Chris: How did he get vanned before wand?
• 39:47
  Chris: (laughing)
• 39:48
  Chris: He got the-
• 39:49
  Chris: Vanned is not a word.
• 39:49
  Nora: 'Cause his brain was in the wand, in and.
• 39:52
  Chris: He's in and land.
• 39:53
  Nora: He was in and land.
• 39:54
  Chris: He's yes anding.
• 39:55
  Nora: Yeah.
• 39:56
  Video: I'm sorry, you had that sound in your mind.
• 39:58
  Video: That's why you fooled me with that one.
• 39:59
  Video: I didn't know what was happening.
• 40:00
  Video: Wow.
• 40:01
  Video: Wow, well, it's a weird game and you just never know.
• 40:03
  Video: I'm really upset.
• 40:05
  Video: (laughing)
• 40:06
  Chris: He's trying to be nice.
• 40:08
  Nora: It's a weird game, you know?
• 40:09
  Nora: He's like, yeah, it's not easy, you know?
• 40:11
  Chris: They're just, they're words and things.
• 40:13
  Nora: All right, my family always watched Jeopardy
• 40:15
  Nora: and then turned it off before Wheel of Fortune
• 40:17
  Nora: because Jeopardy was a smart person's game
• 40:19
  Nora: and Wheel of Fortune not so much.
• 40:22
  Nora: (laughing)
• 40:22
  Chris: Damn, shots fired.
• 40:24
  Chris: Nor is family catching strays over here.
• 40:26
  Nora: That's coming from my family.
• 40:29
  Nora: But I do actually use that rule.
• 40:30
  Nora: I don't really watch Wheel of Fortune.
• 40:32
  Charles: Yeah.
• 40:34
  Nora: What's your next one?
• 40:35
  Charles: All right, let's keep it rolling.
• 40:37
  Video: I like to solve, okay.
• 40:39
  Video: Stripes, stars, and butter bars.
• 40:43
  Video: (laughing)
• 40:45
  Video: This will surprise you, but that's not correct.
• 40:46
  Video: Oh my God.
• 40:49
  Charles: Wow.
• 40:50
  Charles: Stripe stars and butter bars, baby.
• 40:52
  Charles: Stripe stars and butter bars.
• 40:55
  Charles: You know, we're all here for some
• 40:56
  Charles: stripe stars and butter bars.
• 40:57
  Nora: I think that one just got away from him.
• 40:59
  Charles: You know what? - I know I am.
• 41:01
  Charles: You're on national TV, I get it.
• 41:04
  Charles: You know, you're gonna make mistakes.
• 41:05
  Nora: I would do that.
• 41:07
  Charles: You would do that.
• 41:09
  Nora: On a TV show, I'd freeze and I'd do that.
• 41:12
  Nora: I'm the one who answered a question by saying Bay Hills.
• 41:15
  Nora: Bay Hills, no, Hills of Bay.
• 41:17
  Nora: No, Bays of Hail.
• 41:18
  Nora: No, Hay Bale.
• 41:22
  Nora: Took me like a billion,
• 41:24
  Nora: I thought that happened organically one time.
• 41:26
  Charles: Yeah, Bays of Hail, I love that.
• 41:28
  Nora: I could not get the word Hay Bale out of my mouth.
• 41:30
  Nora: It was awful.
• 41:31
  Charles: Hayes of Bale.
• 41:32
  Nora: Hayes of Bale.
• 41:34
  Nora: A Bay Hill.
• 41:36
  Charles: All right.
• 41:38
  Charles: Steven, surf clay, where we go?
• 41:41
  Charles: Clay?
• 41:43
  Charles: Surf clay, where we go?
• 41:45
  Charles: Go back to it.
• 41:47
  Charles: We need to play this one again.
• 41:50
  Nora: It's here we come.
• 41:51
  Charles: Surf city, here we go.
• 41:53
  Charles: Right? Surf clay, where we go?
• 41:56
  Nora: Where we go?
• 41:56
  Nora: (laughing)
• 41:57
  Charles: Oh my God.
• 42:01
  Chris: I don't know how to count how many letters
• 42:04
  Chris: are on the screen.
• 42:06
  Chris: Also, that thing is enormous.
• 42:09
  Chris: Like, look at the person next to the board.
• 42:12
  Chris: Those are huge.
• 42:14
  Nora: They're really big.
• 42:15
  Nora: Steven.
• 42:17
  Nora: Serve clay, where we go?
• 42:19
  Nora: (laughing)
• 42:21
  Nora: I love the response.
• 42:24
  Nora: No.
• 42:25
  Charles: (laughing)
• 42:28
  Charles: All right, one more.
• 42:30
  Video: So, we'd like to solve the puzzle.
• 42:33
  Video: Go ahead.
• 42:34
  Video: Superman and Spider-Woman.
• 42:36
  Video: (laughing)
• 42:40
  Video: So, we'd like to solve the puzzle.
• 42:43
  Video: Go ahead.
• 42:43
  Video: Superman and-
• 42:45
  Video: (laughing)
• 42:46
  Charles: And Spider.
• 42:50
  Nora: (laughing)
• 42:56
  Charles: (groaning)
• 42:57
  Nora: And they just lost $8,000 from that.
• 43:02
  Chris: Not too many people make an $8,000 mistake
• 43:05
  Chris: something that silly.
• 43:07
  Chris: No!
• 43:09
  Nora: No!
• 43:11
  Nora: No!
• 43:34
  Nora: No!
• 43:34
  Nora: He has a viral sound.
• 43:36
  Nora: I hyped this one up a few weeks ago,
• 43:37
  Nora: but this is a get up, get pissed.
• 43:40
  Video: Oh, so you fell down from a guy
• 43:42
  Video: pushing you down to ground, go hard.
• 43:45
  Video: Okay.
• 43:47
  Video: Get up.
• 43:47
  Video: (rock music)
• 43:49
  Video: Get pissed.
• 43:53
  Charles: Call the police.
• 43:55
  Charles: (laughing)
• 43:56
  Charles: It's a very good meme format, and I really like it.
• 43:58
  Charles: That's awesome. - There's been so many
• 43:59
  Nora: good cats, cat videos with that.
• 44:01
  Charles: The cat videos ones are good.
• 44:02
  Charles: The dog ones where they're like,
• 44:04
  Charles: There's been some ones where they're like tossing the dog
• 44:06
  Charles: like across the room and I'm like.
• 44:08
  Nora: And the dog comes flying back.
• 44:10
  Charles: Yeah.
• 44:11
  Charles: (laughing)
• 44:12
  Nora: All right, so this guy,
• 44:14
  Nora: Rutabaga has recently been all over my FYP
• 44:17
  Nora: and it's probably just because I finish all of the videos.
• 44:20
  Nora: So this guy, he brings his pug out to a stand
• 44:24
  Nora: and he's doing a thing.
• 44:27
  Nora: So let's watch it.
• 44:33
  Video: receipt. Stop, stop. I'm doing a thing. I'm doing a thing. Yeah. So today only, you see
• 44:39
  Video: he's iced out and also he's employee of the month. So today only we write custom poems
• 44:46
  Video: on the spot. It's like really cool stuff. They get wax sealed and it's also a dollar
• 44:50
  Video: to pet the pug and he's like super soft and his ears feel like velvet and I take card
• 44:55
  Nora: if you don't have cash. This guy's got a lot of parameters. And everybody goes, wait, wait,
• 45:01
  Nora: Wait, hold on, come here, I'm doing a thing, I'm doing a thing!
• 45:04
  Video: Come back, I'm doing a thing!
• 45:06
  Video: I think I might have five dollars.
• 45:10
  Video: I mean, I take card.
• 45:12
  Video: Or Apple Pay.
• 45:13
  Video: Wait.
• 45:13
  Video: I don't know what I'm gonna do right now, but can I just pet the dog?
• 45:16
  Video: You gotta take a number.
• 45:18
  Video: What the fuck?
• 45:23
  Video: Number...
• 45:24
  Video: 353?
• 45:28
  Video: Number 354?
• 45:30
  Video: Oh my god.
• 45:32
  Video: Have I heard dog twice?
• 45:34
  Video: You could pet him once and get a poem.
• 45:37
  Nora: Can I?
• 45:38
  Video: Get a poem?
• 45:40
  Nora: He writes poems too.
• 45:43
  Nora: I bet she's ever
• 45:44
  Nora: just wish me the better.
• 45:46
  Chris: This is insane.
• 45:47
  Chris: This is a lot of setup for a gag.
• 45:50
  Chris: I respect that.
• 45:52
  Nora: He has so many of these videos.
• 45:55
  Nora: And he's a great salesman.
• 45:57
  Nora: He marks the dollars to make sure
• 45:58
  Nora: Is it real?
• 45:59
  Video: Here, give me your hand.
• 46:00
  Video: Wait, wait, wait.
• 46:01
  Nora: Got to put it in the cash register.
• 46:04
  Chris: Is that like a toy McDonald's cash register?
• 46:08
  Video: Why does he have a hole punch?
• 46:10
  Nora: Just a case.
• 46:11
  Video: So it's all you can pet.
• 46:14
  Video: So you come back.
• 46:15
  Video: And here's a loyalty card.
• 46:17
  Video: Oh my god.
• 46:18
  Video: Get the 10 3% off.
• 46:21
  Nora: But there is-
• 46:22
  Nora: OK, so there's a reason for a hole punch.
• 46:24
  Nora: On his side, it says, "Change is double."
• 46:28
  Nora: If you've paid, change across double.
• 46:31
  Chris: Super iced out.
• 46:33
  Nora: He's iced out.
• 46:34
  Chris: Wait, what's going in the typewriter?
• 46:36
  Nora: Is this his poem?
• 46:37
  Chris: Yeah.
• 46:44
  Nora: So this is Zach's gig.
• 46:46
  Nora: He records himself making money by having people pay his off.
• 46:55
  Chris: There's still a minute left of this.
• 46:58
  Nora: [LAUGHTER]
• 46:59
  Nora: We don't have to finish.
• 46:59
  Nora: No, we have to finish.
• 47:00
  Nora: We do?
• 47:01
  Nora: OK.
• 47:01
  Nora: Yeah, I'm invested now.
• 47:03
  Nora: He's got a process.
• 47:05
  Nora: And I watched all of these videos all the way through.
• 47:12
  Nora: You have a look?
• 47:15
  Nora: Oh, he's not going to read us the poem.
• 47:17
  Chris: I'm surprised he's not filling out the forms in triplicate.
• 47:20
  Nora: Yeah, it's-- yeah.
• 47:22
  Chris: Like with the old carbon paper.
• 47:25
  Chris: That would've been great.
• 47:25
  Chris: With a fucking wax seal?
• 47:27
  Nora: Yeah, he wax seals it.
• 47:29
  Nora: [LAUGHTER]
• 47:32
  Chris: This is brilliant.
• 47:34
  Chris: Although hauling all of that shit to wherever he is
• 47:37
  Chris: probably wasn't very fun.
• 47:39
  Chris: This is art.
• 47:40
  Nora: It is.
• 47:41
  Nora: It's performance art.
• 47:43
  Nora: People are not allowed to pet Rutabaga unless they pay him.
• 47:46
  Nora: (car engine roaring)
• 47:53
  Video: Whoa, whoa.
• 47:56
  Video: There you go.
• 47:56
  Video: Thank you so much.
• 47:58
  Video: Oh wait.
• 48:00
  Video: I really appreciate it.
• 48:01
  Video: You're welcome.
• 48:01
  Video: Have a great rest of the night.
• 48:02
  Video: Thank you too.
• 48:03
  Video: Nice meeting you too.
• 48:06
  Video: Bye.
• 48:10
  Charles: Wow, incredible.
• 48:11
  Charles: Yeah.
• 48:11
  Charles: Wow, where is, is this New York?
• 48:14
  Charles: Where is, yeah.
• 48:15
  Charles: Oh, Philly.
• 48:15
  Nora: I think he goes he's on the East Coast though. I think that might have been New York City, but he does that everywhere
• 48:22
  Chris: He brings his dog. You're not allowed to pet the dog without paying. I I you know what I get it
• 48:28
  Chris: He's got a robust system that I very much appreciate
• 48:31
  Nora: I think that's how most of us feel like it's just such a good system
• 48:35
  Nora: And if he wants to upsell me and I want to get a poem and a pet and a Polaroid then like, you know
• 48:41
  Chris: I'll probably pay him 20 bucks. Yeah, why not?
• 48:44
  Chris: Yeah, and the fact is like that makes it more of an experience exactly
• 48:49
  Chris: And so you'd be willing to pay to pet a dog because you're getting a whole you're getting a whole lot of accoutrement
• 48:55
  Nora: You know with it. Yeah, exactly
• 48:58
  Chris: So next though if I just walked up to someone and they're like, hey pet my dog for $5
• 49:02
  Nora: I'd be like fuck you, but if somebody said hey, hey, come here. I'm doing a thing. Come pet my dog his ears
• 49:07
  Nora: Feel like velvet it's a dollar and he's the employee of the month. I think I would be a lot more receptive
• 49:12
  Chris: Yeah, 100%. - Agreed.
• 49:13
  Chris: He's got a good pitch.
• 49:14
  Nora: So here's this next one.
• 49:16
  Nora: I found a bear cooling off in the river
• 49:19
  Nora: and this is how I like to play in the river as well.
• 49:21
  Nora: So I'm not sure how they got this video of me.
• 49:28
  Nora: (laughing)
• 49:31
  Chris: There's Nora in her natural habitat.
• 49:33
  Nora: (laughing)
• 49:35
  Chris: Have you ever heard of fat bear week?
• 49:37
  Nora: Oh, have I?
• 49:39
  Nora: Love fat bear week.
• 49:40
  Nora: We'll cover it this year.
• 49:42
  Charles: We did it off camera.
• 49:45
  Charles: My work helps with Fat Bear Week.
• 49:48
  Nora: Awesome.
• 49:49
  Charles: Well, we'll talk about it after the show.
• 49:51
  Nora: Yeah, so this bear is just really enjoying the river.
• 49:55
  Nora: I don't even know if he's fishing.
• 49:57
  Chris: Chris, do you know about Fat Bear Week?
• 50:00
  Chris: I do not know about Fat Bear Week.
• 50:01
  Chris: You want to talk about Fat Bear Week?
• 50:03
  Nora: So in order to get everyone excited about hibernating
• 50:07
  Nora: and the bears in Alaska, they have an annual-
• 50:11
  Nora: the National Park hosts an annual fat bear week
• 50:14
  Nora: where they take pictures of a bunch of really fat bears
• 50:18
  Nora: and they have names for them that are tracked.
• 50:21
  Nora: And then do they actually weigh them
• 50:23
  Nora: or is it just based on how-
• 50:24
  Video: Here's what they do.
• 50:25
  Nora: It's just a, it's a bracket
• 50:28
  Nora: and then people online vote for them
• 50:31
  Nora: and then the fattest bear wins.
• 50:32
  Charles: They use technology to scan the bears
• 50:38
  Charles: to understand how fat they are for the hibernation.
• 50:43
  Charles: So it's like a scanning tech
• 50:47
  Charles: that scans their body composition,
• 50:49
  Charles: or at least their size.
• 50:51
  Charles: It's very cool, it's very cool.
• 50:53
  Charles: That's nifty.
• 50:55
  Nora: So yeah, this bear, I just want to be this bear.
• 51:00
  Charles: I think we all want to be this bear.
• 51:02
  Nora: That just seems like a delightful way to spend your day.
• 51:05
  Charles: I went home before, so I worked all day,
• 51:09
  Charles: and I went home and I wanted to be that bear.
• 51:12
  Charles: They stuck a big sign at the pool
• 51:14
  Charles: in my apartment complex that says, "Swimming pool closed."
• 51:17
  Charles: So I cannot be this bear.
• 51:19
  Nora: Well, you could go to the river.
• 51:20
  Charles: I could go to the river.
• 51:22
  Nora: I think I'm gonna go to the river sometime this week
• 51:24
  Nora: when it's hot and just go be that bear in the river.
• 51:26
  Chris: I mean, now that you're past your birthday curse
• 51:28
  Chris: for the week, I think it'd be safe to go to the river.
• 51:30
  Charles: Are we past it?
• 51:32
  Nora: Yeah.
• 51:32
  Charles: One can only hope, Tracee. - Are we sure?
• 51:35
  Nora: Has anything happened since last week?
• 51:38
  Charles: I don't know.
• 51:40
  Charles: I don't think so.
• 51:40
  Nora: I don't think so either.
• 51:41
  Charles: Things have been pretty chill this week.
• 51:43
  Nora: Mm-hmm.
• 51:44
  Charles: All right, what else do we have?
• 51:45
  Nora: Okay, so next I found a guy who made plasma in a microwave.
• 51:49
  Nora: [laughter]
• 51:50
  Nora: What?
• 51:51
  Nora: What about glass?
• 51:52
  Video: You would think, because of glass cooking bowls and such,
• 51:55
  Video: that glass is perfectly fine to put in the microwave.
• 51:57
  Video: And that's true under normal circumstances.
• 52:02
  Video: I think I can melt it.
• 52:03
  Video: Apparently, is that a real beard?
• 52:06
  Video: I think so.
• 52:07
  Video: Enough, the heated section actually becomes very susceptible to the microwave.
• 52:11
  Video: So it starts locally heating that one specific area.
• 52:15
  Video: I don't know how long we have to heat this or how hot it has to get.
• 52:18
  Video: I can see the glass starting to get a bit clear, which means it's nearing its melting point.
• 52:24
  Video: Probably enough.
• 52:28
  Chris: Folks, do not try this at home, for the love of God.
• 52:31
  Chris: And if you do, leave us out of it.
• 52:32
  Video: Holy crap.
• 52:34
  Video: What temperature does glass melt at?
• 52:35
  Video: Wonder if we can melt the whole bottle.
• 52:37
  Video: What's crazy is it's only getting hot at that one specific area.
• 52:40
  Video: Holy shit.
• 52:41
  Video: Oh my gosh.
• 52:41
  Video: And it melts.
• 52:44
  Chris: Whoa.
• 52:50
  Video: Whoa.
• 52:53
  Nora: That's the plasma.
• 52:57
  Nora: He's superheated.
• 52:59
  Chris: Holy shit.
• 53:01
  Nora: He's superheated.
• 53:02
  Nora: the air and that and it made plasma the best part of that was the little at the end
• 53:10
  Chris: so i just appreciated that wow that's impressive and terrifying at the same time
• 53:17
  Nora: okay this next one i found while i was um very high
• 53:31
  Nora: oh
• 53:32
  Nora: (dramatic music)
• 53:34
  Charles: It's the skydiving, is this like practice for like-
• 53:37
  Charles: Championships.
• 53:38
  Charles: Oh, this is a-
• 53:39
  Charles: (dramatic music)
• 53:41
  Nora: Like, they move their arms and they twist them.
• 53:44
  Nora: Like, that's what's controlling them.
• 53:47
  Nora: It's their hands.
• 53:48
  Chris: I could do this.
• 53:49
  Chris: How do they not hit each other?
• 53:50
  Chris: My God.
• 53:51
  Chris: I know.
• 53:51
  Chris: I could do this.
• 53:53
  Chris: (laughing)
• 53:55
  Chris: Could you, Charles?
• 53:56
  Chris: Yeah, let's do it.
• 53:57
  Nora: I think there's one on the south end of town.
• 54:00
  Chris: Let's do it.
• 54:01
  Chris: I can run a switcher when I'm not here.
• 54:02
  Chris: And you think you can do this?
• 54:04
  Chris: I'm serious.
• 54:04
  Nora: Different skills, different skills.
• 54:07
  Charles: Find one of these for me.
• 54:09
  Charles: I will, I will do this.
• 54:10
  Nora: Okay.
• 54:11
  Nora: The whole routine?
• 54:13
  Nora: I'll make up my own, my own routine.
• 54:15
  Chris: Maybe just make sure all your tires work first.
• 54:19
  Nora: So anyway, this like absolutely like mesmerized me.
• 54:23
  Charles: Because you were zooted out of your brain.
• 54:25
  Nora: Yeah, but like it is, I'm not right now
• 54:27
  Nora: and I am still very mesmerized.
• 54:29
  Charles: This is, look at him go.
• 54:30
  Nora: Like it's just really crazy people don't move like this.
• 54:35
  Nora: Like it's just crazy.
• 54:37
  Charles: People don't move like this?
• 54:39
  Charles: No shit.
• 54:41
  Nora: (laughing)
• 54:44
  Nora: This just like really, this one broke my brain.
• 54:48
  Nora: (laughing)
• 54:50
  Nora: Okay, those are all my videos for the week.
• 54:53
  Charles: Okay, so I've got some extra ones for you guys.
• 54:58
  Charles: some funny ones, some fun ones.
• 55:00
  Charles: This is a band that I wanna see more performances like this
• 55:04
  Charles: on stage live when I go see bands.
• 55:07
  Charles: Like especially like, I think that this would be
• 55:09
  Charles: a great way to get more people invested in like,
• 55:13
  Charles: like indie artists if you were to have a shtick like this.
• 55:18
  Charles: Oh, oh, oh, is it on?
• 55:20
  Charles: I can't feel anything.
• 55:20
  Video: It's not working, yo!
• 55:22
  Video: ♪ I do back in Santeria ♪
• 55:25
  Video: ♪ I ain't got no crystal ball ♪
• 55:27
  Video: ♪ I had a million dollars but I ♪
• 55:31
  Video: ♪ Not spent it all ♪
• 55:33
  Video: ♪ If I could find that honor ♪
• 55:35
  Video: ♪ And the central that she found ♪
• 55:38
  Video: ♪ We left up the lefty central ♪
• 55:40
  Video: ♪ And I slept with her ♪
• 55:42
  Video: ♪ Damn right ♪
• 55:43
  Video: (laughing)
• 55:46
  Video: ♪ Now baby ♪
• 55:48
  Video: (laughing)
• 55:50
  Video: ♪ What a shame that I can't understand ♪
• 55:54
  Video: ♪ It's so, that I need, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
• 55:59
  Video: ♪ I have to wait 'til I get back ♪
• 56:02
  Video: ♪ Find a handle on my own ♪
• 56:06
  Video: ♪ Daddy's gone, I'm alone, I'm on my own ♪
• 56:10
  Video: ♪ I feel the pain, I feel the pain ♪
• 56:12
  Video: Yes he does.
• 56:22
  Video: ♪ When I really wanna know ♪
• 56:24
  Video: ♪ That baby's gone ♪
• 56:26
  Video: ♪ When I really wanna say ♪
• 56:29
  Video: ♪ And say I'm just one step too close ♪
• 56:33
  Video: ♪ And I may get close ♪
• 56:35
  Video: ♪ Yeah, well not so we'll have to ♪
• 56:42
  Video: Oh, yeah.
• 56:47
  Nora: I think Mandy and I talked about this,
• 56:50
  Nora: But it's funny to us as period havers that the period pain
• 56:54
  Nora: simulator is just a TENS unit.
• 56:57
  Charles: .
• 56:57
  Nora: That's all it is.
• 56:59
  Nora: It's just a TENS unit, which is used in physical therapy.
• 57:02
  Nora: And I mean, they make you twitch.
• 57:04
  Nora: But I don't think that a TENS unit is equal to-
• 57:12
  Nora: Maybe it's supercharged.
• 57:14
  Nora: --internal period uterus pain.
• 57:15
  Charles: Yeah.
• 57:15
  Nora: I don't think that it's even comparable at all.
• 57:18
  Charles: No, I-
• 57:18
  Nora: And I think this is I mean this is this is probably what some cramps feel like and I'm glad they're
• 57:23
  Nora: Experiencing men are experiencing a little pain, but like I think it doesn't even compare
• 57:28
  Nora: Probably not. If there was a real period simulator, he wouldn't be up there
• 57:33
  Charles: You're probably right. I was gonna say something really misogynistic just now as a joke. Should I say it? Say it. You know what it's
• 57:42
  Charles: Probably easier York pain than it is to listen to you
• 57:45
  Charles: (laughing)
• 57:50
  Charles: Damn.
• 57:50
  Chris: Women, am I right?
• 57:51
  Nora: (laughing)
• 57:54
  Chris: I'm sorry.
• 57:54
  Chris: Charles Joseph Kelly and their address is.
• 57:57
  Nora: (laughing)
• 58:00
  Charles: So this was funny because you brought up,
• 58:04
  Charles: I knew I saw it, I saw the get up, get pissed
• 58:06
  Charles: and I was like, wait a second,
• 58:09
  Charles: because I brought the same guy to the notes.
• 58:13
  Charles: So this is actually some of his other content.
• 58:16
  Charles: Chris, I'm so excited for you to see this.
• 58:19
  Speaker 9: It's actually illegal to be a big, strong, tough guy, Alpha.
• 58:21
  Speaker 9: This went wide onto everyone's-
• 58:23
  Speaker 9: Hold on, pause.
• 58:24
  Speaker 9: I think it's a little odd.
• 58:25
  Nora: Was that the jungle law?
• 58:28
  Nora: Images at the front?
• 58:30
  Nora: The same AI lion?
• 58:31
  Chris: Is it?
• 58:32
  Chris: (laughing)
• 58:33
  Chris: I don't think it's exactly the same,
• 58:35
  Chris: but it probably came from the same place.
• 58:38
  Nora: Sorry.
• 58:39
  Speaker 9: It's actually illegal to be a big, strong, tough guy, Alpha.
• 58:40
  Speaker 9: Good call.
• 58:42
  Speaker 9: This went right under everyone's noses.
• 58:44
  Speaker 9: Don't you think it's a little odd that there's Korea town,
• 58:47
  Speaker 9: China town, Italian food places.
• 58:50
  Speaker 9: There's no towns allowed for big, tough guys.
• 58:52
  Speaker 9: If you're in a town full of big, strong, tough guys,
• 58:54
  Speaker 9: the federal government would not allow to take you down.
• 58:56
  Speaker 9: They wouldn't allow that because they're afraid.
• 58:58
  Speaker 9: You ever heard of disorderly conduct?
• 58:59
  Speaker 9: Or afraid.
• 59:00
  Speaker 9: What do you think that is?
• 59:01
  Speaker 9: That's when you're making a scene, right?
• 59:02
  Speaker 9: Causing a ruckus.
• 59:03
  Speaker 9: When you're being loud.
• 59:04
  Speaker 9: Big, strong, tough guys.
• 59:05
  Speaker 9: They're loud.
• 59:07
  Speaker 9: They're loud.
• 59:07
  Speaker 9: They're loud.
• 59:08
  Speaker 9: (laughing)
• 59:10
  Charles: What a great character.
• 59:11
  Nora: It's so good.
• 59:13
  Nora: I'm glad that it's the character.
• 59:15
  Nora: That makes it a lot easier to laugh at.
• 59:18
  Charles: Have you guys ever wanted to be a cop?
• 59:20
  Nora: No.
• 59:20
  Chris: When I was a kid, yes I did.
• 59:22
  Charles: Yeah, here's a bunch of people
• 59:26
  Charles: answering why they wanna be a cop.
• 59:28
  Video: Why do you wanna become a cop?
• 59:30
  Video: To serve and protect my community.
• 59:31
  Video: To help those in need and stalk my ex-girlfriend.
• 59:34
  Video: To build strong ties within my community
• 59:36
  Video: and stalk my ex-girlfriend.
• 59:37
  Video: I wanna raise my fellow officers
• 59:38
  Video: and to stalk my ex-girlfriend.
• 59:40
  Video: (laughing)
• 59:41
  Video: Wait, do you guys all hate women?
• 59:43
  Video: To become financially stable and to stalk my ex-girlfriend.
• 59:46
  Video: To make a tangible impact on my community
• 59:48
  Video: and to stalk my ex-girlfriend.
• 59:50
  Video: To create a better life for my wife and kids
• 59:52
  Video: while I stalk my ex-girlfriend.
• 59:55
  Video: (laughing)
• 59:58
  Charles: Very good.
• 1:00:00
  Charles: Very good.
• 1:00:01
  Charles: Okay.
• 1:00:03
  Charles: I'm so excited for this next one.
• 1:00:05
  Charles: 'Cause I talked about it at the beginning of the show.
• 1:00:07
  Nora: And I've seen like a second of it.
• 1:00:09
  Charles: Yeah, we'll-- - You've seen a split second.
• 1:00:10
  Charles: This is a longer video.
• 1:00:12
  Charles: We're gonna go through each of these kids.
• 1:00:14
  Charles: This is a kids anime class.
• 1:00:15
  Charles: I don't like the way you phrased that.
• 1:00:21
  Video: (laughing)
• 1:00:21
  Video: You're so broke!
• 1:00:23
  Video: This dude just punches all these kids in the face.
• 1:00:27
  Nora: Jesus!
• 1:00:28
  Nora: Fuck!
• 1:00:30
  Nora: I guess it's better than like.
• 1:00:31
  Chris: So like DDR music in the background?
• 1:00:34
  Nora: Yes!
• 1:00:36
  Chris: This is just the class.
• 1:00:37
  Chris: This is.
• 1:00:41
  Chris: How are these kids taking these punches?
• 1:00:43
  Chris: I would fall and die.
• 1:00:45
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:00:49
  Nora: One more.
• 1:00:49
  Nora: I gotta, he's having so much fun
• 1:00:51
  Nora: punching these kids in the face.
• 1:00:53
  Nora: Jesus Christ.
• 1:00:53
  Nora: Jesus.
• 1:00:56
  Chris: And you know, chances are these kids' parents
• 1:00:58
  Chris: paid for this class.
• 1:00:58
  Charles: Okay, wait, hold on.
• 1:01:00
  Charles: I want us to remember the tiny little kid
• 1:01:02
  Charles: in the pink shorts.
• 1:01:03
  Nora: Look at that little pink, the little guy in the pink.
• 1:01:05
  Nora: Okay.
• 1:01:05
  Charles: Okay, we'll get to him.
• 1:01:35
  Nora: *Baby
• 1:01:37
  Charles: What's wrong with this kid?
• 1:01:38
  Nora: I don't know.
• 1:01:38
  Charles: This kid looks like a conscientious objector.
• 1:01:40
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:01:40
  Nora: The one in the blue hair.
• 1:01:42
  Nora: Take him out, buddy.
• 1:01:43
  Nora: Take him out.
• 1:01:47
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:01:56
  Nora: He was so ready and he wasn't ready at all.
• 1:02:00
  Chris: I wouldn't be ready and I'm in my forties.
• 1:02:02
  Nora: Oh my God.
• 1:02:02
  Nora: The only way that this would be actually acceptable
• 1:02:05
  Nora: if I had a son in this class,
• 1:02:07
  Nora: is if the boys were doing this to each other.
• 1:02:09
  Nora: I'm not gonna allow the grown man in the class
• 1:02:12
  Nora: to hit my, hit on all the kids.
• 1:02:13
  Nora: Like that's so fucked up.
• 1:02:15
  Nora: These poor little boys.
• 1:02:17
  Nora: They're just babies.
• 1:02:21
  Nora: This is
• 1:02:22
  Nora: He just beats the shit out of these kids.
• 1:02:26
  Chris: Babies.
• 1:02:27
  Chris: This is sanctioned child abuse.
• 1:02:33
  Nora: They're babies.
• 1:02:35
  Nora: Oh my god!
• 1:02:36
  Chris: Holy shit.
• 1:02:37
  Nora: Oh, and he's so proud of himself.
• 1:02:38
  Chris: Yeah, I love how he looks just like,
• 1:02:41
  Chris: "Yeah, I did it, what up?"
• 1:02:42
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:02:43
  Charles: Yeah, I punch these kids every week.
• 1:02:45
  Nora: Those poor little babies.
• 1:02:47
  Nora: Sometimes, multiple times a week,
• 1:02:48
  Charles: if they take multiple glasses,
• 1:02:49
  Charles: I beat the shit out of these kids.
• 1:02:52
  Nora: And I love doing it!
• 1:02:53
  Chris: Well, folks, we're no longer on YouTube.
• 1:02:56
  Chris: Come find us on Rumble, where we'll continue the show.
• 1:03:00
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:03:01
  Charles: Where all we do is watch kids
• 1:03:03
  Charles: I'm getting the shit kicked out of them.
• 1:03:06
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:03:10
  Charles: Okay, I found,
• 1:03:12
  Charles: Which is a great segue, Charles.
• 1:03:16
  Charles: This one is, I just called it just horsing around,
• 1:03:18
  Charles: but I found it on Reddit.
• 1:03:20
  Charles: Okay.
• 1:03:21
  Charles: Oh wait, hold on, I don't have that queue up.
• 1:03:23
  Charles: Do you want me to pull it up?
• 1:03:25
  Charles: Give me one sec.
• 1:03:26
  Charles: I've got it, I've got it, I already got it loaded.
• 1:03:28
  Charles: Go for it.
• 1:03:31
  Charles: Turn up that audio.
• 1:03:33
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:03:34
  Charles: We need the audio, the audio's the
• 1:03:38
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:03:44
  Charles: Okay.
• 1:03:44
  Charles: Wait, hold on.
• 1:03:44
  Charles: It's on your laptop. - It's on my speakers
• 1:03:47
  Charles: for some reason.
• 1:03:48
  Nora: (soft music)
• 1:03:55
  Chris: The calming music.
• 1:03:56
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:04:01
  Chris: Everyone, here's Charles's email, by the way.
• 1:04:04
  Chris: Oh, fun.
• 1:04:07
  Charles: I can't-
• 1:04:08
  Nora: There's an X at the top right corner.
• 1:04:09
  Charles: Oh, thank you.
• 1:04:12
  Nora: It's Argentina.
• 1:04:14
  Nora: That's what's happening.
• 1:04:16
  Charles: It just keeps getting weirder and weirder and weirder
• 1:04:19
  Charles: as we go along.
• 1:04:20
  Video: Mm-hmm.
• 1:04:32
  Video: (applause)
• 1:04:34
  Video: There are so many people.
• 1:04:36
  Video: What the hell?
• 1:04:38
  Nora: (applause)
• 1:04:39
  Nora: He was doing a horse acrobat thing.
• 1:04:42
  Nora: (laughs)
• 1:04:43
  Nora: There's like acrobatics that you can do with your horse.
• 1:04:45
  Nora: At first I thought it was chiropractic.
• 1:04:48
  Nora: Could have been some chiropractic,
• 1:04:49
  Nora: with the moving the legs and stuff, you know,
• 1:04:51
  Nora: doing a chiropractic adjustment on a horse.
• 1:04:53
  Nora: Not that I'd recommend it, but sometimes,
• 1:04:56
  Nora: like if you would go to a rodeo,
• 1:04:58
  Nora: you'd see some fancy trick riding like that.
• 1:05:01
  Charles: Right, right.
• 1:05:02
  Nora: So that's Argentina for you.
• 1:05:05
  Nora: Yay for Argentina, or something.
• 1:05:06
  Nora: I don't know if anybody else learned
• 1:05:08
  Nora: some interesting things about Argentina
• 1:05:10
  Nora: during the World Cup this year,
• 1:05:12
  Nora: but I learned some interesting things about Argentina.
• 1:05:14
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:05:15
  Nora: Like the fact that they genocided all the brown people.
• 1:05:18
  Nora: Oh, cool.
• 1:05:19
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:05:20
  Nora: Anyway.
• 1:05:21
  Charles: OK.
• 1:05:22
  Charles: I've got audio playing on my-
• 1:05:24
  Charles: through the HDMI.
• 1:05:25
  Charles: Let's see if it works now, Chris.
• 1:05:26
  Charles: It is, yeah.
• 1:05:28
  Charles: Well, how does that sound?
• 1:05:29
  Charles: How does that audio sound?
• 1:05:30
  Charles: Good.
• 1:05:31
  Charles: We got some good music?
• 1:05:32
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:05:32
  Charles: Nora, tell us about Loudspeaker.
• 1:05:34
  Nora: Oh, I'll tell you guys about Loudspeaker.
• 1:05:38
  Nora: Loudspeaker Studios is a studio here in northern Colorado.
• 1:05:42
  Nora: And we are a not-for-profit radio station
• 1:05:46
  Nora: and podcasting/live streaming studio
• 1:05:50
  Nora: that can accommodate all of your needs.
• 1:05:52
  Nora: We have six radio stations streaming online
• 1:05:56
  Nora: and on the app at loudspeakers.org.
• 1:06:00
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• 1:06:03
  Nora: including the Call of Radio Spotlight.
• 1:06:06
  Nora: We have Howling at the Moon.
• 1:06:07
  Nora: We have Rabbit Hole Theater.
• 1:06:09
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• 1:06:14
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• 1:06:17
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• 1:06:20
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• 1:06:25
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• 1:06:29
  Nora: there, we have "The Weird," which is a great one.
• 1:06:33
  Charles: Award nominated show, "The Weird."
• 1:06:34
  Charles: You have to sit.
• 1:06:35
  Nora: Award nominated show, "The Weird." And if you go into
• 1:06:39
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• 1:06:46
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• 1:06:51
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• 1:06:54
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• 1:06:57
  Nora: There's Loudspeaker One, which is one of my favorites,
• 1:07:00
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• 1:07:04
  Nora: The Riot, Cafe 80s, and the newest one is that Revolution 6, playing all of the sounds
• 1:07:11
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• 1:07:13
  Nora: So the other half of our station is Loudspeaker Studios, and that is our podcasting branch
• 1:07:23
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• 1:07:25
  Nora: And if you have any podcasting ideas, recording studio things, any questions, we have a world
• 1:07:32
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• 1:07:37
  Chris: microphone. Look how professional this microphone looks. Very professional.
• 1:07:43
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• 1:07:50
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• 1:07:54
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• 1:08:01
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• 1:08:03
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• 1:08:04
  Charles: Testing, testing, one, two, three.
• 1:08:06
  Charles: Is this thing on?
• 1:08:07
  Nora: Look at that.
• 1:08:08
  Nora: Look at that podcasting mic.
• 1:08:09
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• 1:08:11
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• 1:08:15
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• 1:08:18
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• 1:08:20
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• 1:08:25
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• 1:08:27
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• 1:08:30
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• 1:08:31
  Charles: Go to loudspeaker.org.
• 1:08:34
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• 1:08:35
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• 1:08:37
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• 1:08:38
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• 1:08:40
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• 1:08:40
  Charles: And-
• 1:08:41
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• 1:08:44
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• 1:08:45
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• 1:08:48
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• 1:08:52
  Nora: [CLAPPING]
• 1:08:53
  Charles: That's pretty good.
• 1:08:53
  Charles: Well done.
• 1:08:55
  Charles: Very nice.
• 1:08:56
  Charles: It's so good.
• 1:08:56
  Charles: You were like so professional with it, too.
• 1:08:58
  Charles: like hi everybody my name is Nora listen to those please put your penguin away
• 1:09:08
  Charles: you don't need to see that live on throw your penguin at everybody got a
• 1:09:15
  Charles: presentation for you guys oh okay I've been as I mentioned one of the weeks
• 1:09:21
  Charles: that I was gone, I was sick, with the buttholepocalypse.
• 1:09:28
  Nora: Or cyclosporiasis.
• 1:09:30
  Charles: So we'll talk about this here in a second.
• 1:09:32
  Charles: But I've got some, oh it says last week.
• 1:09:36
  Charles: Chris, you can cut to my screen.
• 1:09:38
  Charles: I've got a presentation for you guys.
• 1:09:40
  Charles: I wanna talk about cyclosporiasis, the cyclospora,
• 1:09:44
  Charles: and Taylor Farms and all of the stuff in between.
• 1:09:49
  Charles: So this is the epic timeline of the buttholepocalypse.
• 1:09:52
  Charles: Have you seen that image of Mario before?
• 1:09:55
  Charles: No.
• 1:09:57
  Charles: I mean, if you find the original,
• 1:09:59
  Charles: I did have to cover up his butthole because it is gaping.
• 1:10:05
  Nora: I like the legal information there too at the bottom.
• 1:10:08
  Charles: Yeah, no problem.
• 1:10:09
  Chris: No problem.
• 1:10:09
  Chris: I think you may,
• 1:10:12
  Chris: one improvement could be where it says E pluribus anus,
• 1:10:15
  Chris: it should say E plumber's anus.
• 1:10:17
  Charles: Oh, I just stole the butthole from community,
• 1:10:21
  Charles: the butthole flag from community.
• 1:10:22
  Charles: Sure, sure.
• 1:10:23
  Nora: That does make sense.
• 1:10:25
  Charles: Cool, so I just wanna-
• 1:10:27
  Nora: Meet the team.
• 1:10:29
  Charles: Before we begin this presentation,
• 1:10:31
  Charles: I just wanted to have you guys meet the team
• 1:10:35
  Charles: behind this slide deck.
• 1:10:37
  Charles: Hi, my name is Charles Kelly,
• 1:10:39
  Charles: and I wasn't on the show,
• 1:10:40
  Charles: and this was supposed to be presented last week,
• 1:10:42
  Charles: but I wasn't on the show the other week
• 1:10:44
  Charles: due to complications of the buttholepocalypse
• 1:10:46
  Charles: that led to me missing the show
• 1:10:48
  Charles: for the second week in a row.
• 1:10:49
  Charles: And it ended up being three weeks in a row.
• 1:10:51
  Nora: Last week was three.
• 1:10:52
  Charles: Last week was three.
• 1:10:54
  Charles: So fun fact, it was most likely not due to cyclospora.
• 1:10:58
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:11:01
  Charles: So as we came to find out that my issues
• 1:11:06
  Charles: kind of resolved a little bit too quick
• 1:11:08
  Charles: for it to be cyclospora.
• 1:11:10
  Charles: And also I had really bad sulfur burps.
• 1:11:13
  Charles: Have you guys ever had sulfur burps before?
• 1:11:16
  Charles: Yes, unfortunately.
• 1:11:17
  Charles: It is the most disgusting thing on the planet.
• 1:11:19
  Nora: It sounds miserable.
• 1:11:20
  Charles: It is.
• 1:11:20
  Charles: It tastes like bile every single time and your body is just like burping up constantly.
• 1:11:25
  Charles: So it just makes you want to like puke every single time it happens.
• 1:11:28
  Charles: It's disgusting.
• 1:11:29
  Nora: It's bad.
• 1:11:30
  Charles: So let's take a look.
• 1:11:33
  Charles: What actually is Cyclospora though?
• 1:11:35
  Charles: So it's a parasite, not a bacteria, which is very, very interesting.
• 1:11:38
  Charles: A lot of people are like, "Oh, it's a bacteria."
• 1:11:42
  Charles: So outbreaks from it are linked to poop on your food.
• 1:11:47
  Charles: It could be animal poop.
• 1:11:49
  Charles: It could be human poop.
• 1:11:50
  Chris: This is why you should never poop on your own food.
• 1:11:52
  Nora: Exactly.
• 1:11:53
  Nora: You're right.
• 1:11:55
  Charles: Please don't poop on your own food.
• 1:11:58
  Charles: And it's not just food, not produce, but it's also water.
• 1:12:03
  Charles: So a lot of people get it from contaminated water sources.
• 1:12:06
  Charles: So what's very interesting about it is we didn't really know about cyclospora until
• 1:12:10
  Charles: about the 1980s because a lot of our science is based in like first world
• 1:12:17
  Charles: countries and a lot of the third world countries were not really represented in
• 1:12:21
  Charles: a lot of our sciences so it only happened to really start being studied. I
• 1:12:28
  Charles: think the first real example of it being studied was like 1979 if I'm not
• 1:12:36
  Charles: mistaken which is like crazy to think of that. We've learned so much about science in the
• 1:12:40
  Nora: last 50 years, it blows my mind.
• 1:12:42
  Charles: Right, also, it's tiny.
• 1:12:44
  Charles: It is so tiny that it can pass through most water filters.
• 1:12:48
  Charles: So like, that's a crazy, crazy fact.
• 1:12:51
  Charles: That's wild.
• 1:12:52
  Charles: Right, so like, what is psychosporiasis?
• 1:12:58
  Chris: I love your choice of visual language.
• 1:13:01
  Charles: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:13:04
  Charles: Yeah, so it definitely makes your poop a little soft-servy.
• 1:13:09
  Charles: If you get my-
• 1:13:10
  Nora: I would say extremely.
• 1:13:12
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:13:12
  Charles: It's a little soft, very soft.
• 1:13:15
  Chris: A bit of the Dairy Queen consistency we would say.
• 1:13:18
  Nora: I would say water.
• 1:13:21
  Chris: Oh. - Coffee.
• 1:13:22
  Charles: Yeah. - Okay, all right.
• 1:13:23
  Nora: There's a reason it's called explosive.
• 1:13:25
  Charles: So the infection period starts from about two days
• 1:13:29
  Charles: to about two weeks, which is another reason
• 1:13:31
  Charles: why it most likely wasn't a cyclospora
• 1:13:34
  Charles: or cyclosporiasis for myself because it happened too quick.
• 1:13:38
  Charles: And it went away too quick.
• 1:13:39
  Charles: So it's very uncommon in the US.
• 1:13:43
  Charles: But tropical or subtropical places,
• 1:13:45
  Charles: it's pretty darn common to have cyclosporiasis.
• 1:13:50
  Charles: It's usually not life-threatening
• 1:13:52
  Charles: unless you are severely dehydrated from it.
• 1:13:55
  Charles: And yeah, symptoms just don't necessarily go away.
• 1:14:00
  Charles: And if you have cyclosporiasis, even if the symptoms go away,
• 1:14:06
  Charles: they can come right back.
• 1:14:09
  Charles: Like, 'cause it's a parasite.
• 1:14:11
  Charles: It can just be in your body always at that point.
• 1:14:13
  Nora: And it can last, the infection can last
• 1:14:15
  Nora: for six weeks or longer.
• 1:14:17
  Nora: Like, it's a long-term thing.
• 1:14:19
  Nora: You don't want cyclosporitis.
• 1:14:21
  Nora: People who are in the hospital with it right now
• 1:14:23
  Nora: have lost 20 pounds because of how little
• 1:14:26
  Nora: they can keep in their body.
• 1:14:28
  Chris: Right.
• 1:14:28
  Chris: Damn, I need to get on that diet.
• 1:14:31
  Chris: That's what people are saying.
• 1:14:33
  Chris: I wouldn't.
• 1:14:34
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:14:36
  Charles: I found out some fun information
• 1:14:39
  Charles: Taylor Farms.
• 1:14:40
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:14:41
  Charles: Specifically in 2020, they donated some-
• 1:14:44
  Chris: Hold on, who is Taylor Farms?
• 1:14:45
  Charles: Oh yeah, let's take a step back.
• 1:14:47
  Charles: So Taylor Farms is the company that was kind of found to be-
• 1:14:51
  Charles: Named.
• 1:14:51
  Charles: Named to be at fault for this spread
• 1:14:58
  Charles: due to a lack of-
• 1:15:03
  Nora: Food safety oversight.
• 1:15:04
  Charles: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:15:05
  Charles: So the monitoring of it,
• 1:15:09
  Charles: we'll go over the timeline of how we got to this point.
• 1:15:13
  Charles: But Taylor Farms is a company based out,
• 1:15:16
  Charles: one of their places is in Mexico,
• 1:15:18
  Charles: and that's where a lot of this food came from,
• 1:15:22
  Charles: was from their Mexico produce farms that caused issues.
• 1:15:28
  Charles: This is, from news sources, a lot of People magazine,
• 1:15:32
  Charles: which is wild that People has gotten to be-
• 1:15:35
  Nora: on threads than I have from the United States government.
• 1:15:39
  Nora: Like the threads, threads knew what was going on
• 1:15:42
  Nora: and had identified it a week earlier
• 1:15:44
  Nora: than the CDC actually identified it.
• 1:15:48
  Charles: So back to it, apparently Taylor Farms
• 1:15:52
  Charles: is a big contributor to the Trump administration,
• 1:15:56
  Charles: having donated $700,000 to Republican prep PACs in 2020,
• 1:16:01
  Charles: and then over $3.5 million through 2025
• 1:16:04
  Charles: to Trump campaigns and other super PACs.
• 1:16:07
  Nora: This is the food lobby.
• 1:16:08
  Charles: This is the food lobby for this.
• 1:16:11
  Charles: And then in 2025, Trump cut $12 billion
• 1:16:16
  Charles: in public health funding,
• 1:16:17
  Charles: which very much included disease monitoring
• 1:16:20
  Charles: and outbreak investigation.
• 1:16:22
  Nora: Specifically cut funding, it limited funding
• 1:16:26
  Nora: to a specific group of foodborne pathogens,
• 1:16:31
  Nora: and it specifically excluded cyclospora.
• 1:16:33
  Charles: Right.
• 1:16:34
  Nora: So there's no funding
• 1:16:37
  Nora: to track cyclospora outbreaks right now.
• 1:16:39
  Chris: Yeah. - How convenient.
• 1:16:41
  Charles: So in the beginning of May, the outbreak begins.
• 1:16:46
  Charles: The FDA and CDC lists the May 1st
• 1:16:51
  Charles: as kind of like the start date for this outbreak.
• 1:16:55
  Charles: July 9th, Taco Bell begins to remove
• 1:16:59
  Charles: some of their fresh produce from their menu.
• 1:17:00
  Charles: Because a lot of things point back to Taco Bell.
• 1:17:04
  Charles: There's a lot of articles that come out
• 1:17:06
  Charles: that blame Taco Bell for this issue.
• 1:17:10
  Charles: Taco Bell, not at fault.
• 1:17:12
  Charles: Taco Bell, just doing their own thing.
• 1:17:15
  Charles: They were just provided some bad lettuce from Taylor Farms.
• 1:17:21
  Nora: And they did their due diligence
• 1:17:23
  Nora: by removing the produce from the menu.
• 1:17:24
  Charles: They did their due diligence.
• 1:17:26
  Charles: I love Taco Bell.
• 1:17:27
  Nora: It won't stop me from eating Taco Bell.
• 1:17:29
  Nora: Right.
• 1:17:30
  Chris: Stop me from eating Taco Bell. Yep, especially because they're part of their response to this was
• 1:17:36
  Nora: Offering the Mexican pizza for $1. It was awesome. Yeah. Yeah
• 1:17:42
  Charles: Multiple different
• 1:17:45
  Charles: Not just the the one dollar Mexican pizza you could get the other what was the other thing that they were giving out?
• 1:17:51
  Nora: Anyways, yeah, we love Taco Bell Taco Bell didn't do anything about the other night. It was delightful
• 1:17:57
  Chris: Yeah, no, it was a $1.00 enchirido on July 20
• 1:18:02
  Charles: You can get up to five of them that's like two meals wild yeah, that's more than two meals
• 1:18:12
  Charles: That's one that's one Charles meal
• 1:18:18
  Charles: All right, so back to it the FDA on July 18th
• 1:18:26
  Charles: then
• 1:18:27
  Charles: the day after they said that there was a false positive.
• 1:18:30
  Charles: Now what's very interesting about that whole thing-
• 1:18:35
  Nora: Is the first step in 2020.
• 1:18:37
  Charles: Yeah, but also just days before the backtrack,
• 1:18:44
  Charles: Taylor Farms actually went to the White House
• 1:18:47
  Charles: to meet with White House representatives
• 1:18:49
  Charles: to kind of talk about this after having donated
• 1:18:53
  Charles: over $4 million to the campaign,
• 1:18:57
  Charles: Which led to the potential false positive notification.
• 1:19:03
  Charles: There's some weird stuff going on here with all of this.
• 1:19:08
  Nora: This sucks.
• 1:19:10
  Nora: This timeline sucks, let me tell you guys.
• 1:19:13
  Nora: This is hard.
• 1:19:14
  Nora: This is, like the fact that our conspiracies
• 1:19:20
  Nora: are very, very might be true, it just sucks.
• 1:19:23
  Chris: Right.
• 1:19:23
  Chris: And I'm pulling up this particular source
• 1:19:26
  Chris: because it's CBS News, which has, you know,
• 1:19:29
  Chris: been alleged to be in the president's pocket.
• 1:19:32
  Chris: And the headline is,
• 1:19:33
  Chris: "Taylor Farms CEO pressed by lawmaker
• 1:19:36
  Chris: "over cyclospora outbreak and ties to White House.
• 1:19:39
  Chris: "The House Oversight Committee is investigating
• 1:19:41
  Chris: "whether Taylor Farms used its ties to the White House
• 1:19:44
  Chris: "to influence the federal response
• 1:19:45
  Chris: "to a nationwide cyclospora outbreak
• 1:19:47
  Nora: "linked to the company's recalled less."
• 1:19:50
  Nora: It's just a distraction
• 1:19:51
  Nora: from everything else that's going on.
• 1:19:52
  Nora: This is literally just a distraction
• 1:19:54
  Nora: from the Epstein files.
• 1:19:56
  Charles: Do you think that that's actually what this is?
• 1:19:59
  Charles: Do you think, I think it's just an extra example.
• 1:20:02
  Nora: I just think it's incompetence
• 1:20:04
  Nora: and then it's a distraction
• 1:20:05
  Nora: and it just like wastes everyone's time.
• 1:20:07
  Charles: Like a weaponized incompetence.
• 1:20:09
  Nora: It's weaponized incompetence and it just makes me mad
• 1:20:12
  Nora: because like why is the House Oversight Committee
• 1:20:15
  Nora: looking at how the White House was connected
• 1:20:18
  Nora: to Taylor Farms with the cyclospora outbreak
• 1:20:20
  Nora: when they could be looking into actual things
• 1:20:23
  Nora: that are happening?
• 1:20:24
  Chris: Right, it's true.
• 1:20:25
  Nora: I get to rack it.
• 1:20:26
  Chris: Well, they can do more than one thing at a time.
• 1:20:28
  Nora: Can they?
• 1:20:29
  Chris: In theory.
• 1:20:30
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:20:31
  Nora: That's my point.
• 1:20:34
  Charles: So immediately after everybody started calling out
• 1:20:38
  Charles: the FDA for their shit about the negative,
• 1:20:43
  Charles: they immediately go, "Um, sorry."
• 1:20:45
  Charles: Literally for their shit.
• 1:20:47
  Charles: "Sorry, the false positive lab does not change
• 1:20:51
  Charles: "our recommendation to do this recall."
• 1:20:54
  Charles: And it's like, they are so all over the place,
• 1:20:59
  Charles: leading to RFK saying, "Everything's under control.
• 1:21:03
  Charles: "We're good, don't even worry about it, folks."
• 1:21:06
  Nora: Here's the thing, this won't die until it freezes.
• 1:21:10
  Nora: Like, this doesn't go away
• 1:21:12
  Nora: until we stop eating fresh produce.
• 1:21:14
  Nora: And the reason that it's happening in the first place
• 1:21:16
  Nora: is because the workers have such bad conditions
• 1:21:18
  Nora: that they have to shit in the fields
• 1:21:20
  Nora: because they're not even given bathroom breaks.
• 1:21:22
  Nora: Like, it all ties back to, like, human rights and stuff.
• 1:21:25
  Nora: Like, it's just, if we treat the workers right,
• 1:21:29
  Nora: things would be better.
• 1:21:30
  Nora: That's true.
• 1:21:31
  Nora: We wouldn't have this problem.
• 1:21:33
  Nora: But also, if the CDC was working,
• 1:21:35
  Nora: and the FDA was tracking the cyclospora outbreaks,
• 1:21:38
  Nora: and there weren't influences from the White House,
• 1:21:41
  Nora: I think things might be different.
• 1:21:43
  Nora: But I have literally gotten most of my information
• 1:21:47
  Nora: from social media, which has been more accurate
• 1:21:50
  Nora: than what the government is posting.
• 1:21:52
  Charles: Right, right, right.
• 1:21:55
  Nora: What is that?
• 1:21:56
  Nora: What is that?
• 1:21:57
  Charles: I have one final slide.
• 1:22:02
  Nora: How you doing today?
• 1:22:04
  Charles: I'm doing all right.
• 1:22:05
  Charles: My butt is doing fine at this point.
• 1:22:07
  Charles: It's been a wild ride.
• 1:22:10
  Charles: Sounds like it.
• 1:22:11
  Charles: But we're back to a nice, solid,
• 1:22:17
  Charles: I'm not doing this, I'm not doing this bit.
• 1:22:19
  Nora: Solid number two?
• 1:22:19
  Charles: Solid number two.
• 1:22:21
  Charles: You know, you know.
• 1:22:22
  Nora: My, oh.
• 1:22:23
  Nora: Oh God.
• 1:22:24
  Nora: And now it's time.
• 1:22:25
  Nora: Solid number two.
• 1:22:27
  Video: For tasty little guides.
• 1:22:30
  Nora: Speaking of solid number twos.
• 1:22:32
  Nora: Folks, we've had a lot of fun tonight,
• 1:22:35
  Chris: but it is Charles's birthday.
• 1:22:37
  Chris: But.
• 1:22:37
  Chris: Or was a week ago.
• 1:22:39
  Chris: So we thought it only appropriate
• 1:22:42
  Chris: to get them a lovely birthday present.
• 1:22:45
  Chris: And I believe Nora is going to show it on the screen here.
• 1:22:50
  Chris: Charles, we have got you ant sauce.
• 1:22:54
  Chris: Ants.
• 1:22:55
  Chris: If you saw the show three weeks ago now,
• 1:23:00
  Chris: the last time we did it, we touched briefly on this.
• 1:23:04
  Chris: This is a soy sauce-like substitute made entirely,
• 1:23:10
  Chris: well, or primarily of ants.
• 1:23:13
  Chris: This is a real product that's really made of ants,
• 1:23:16
  Chris: and we bought some to try out
• 1:23:19
  Chris: for in honor of Charles's anniversary of birth.
• 1:23:23
  Chris: All right.
• 1:23:23
  Nora: This says, "Finish the bottle
• 1:23:25
  Nora: "or all the ants died in vain."
• 1:23:27
  Nora: The ants would have died anyway.
• 1:23:28
  Nora: So don't guilt me about ants.
• 1:23:31
  Chris: That's fair.
• 1:23:32
  Nora: It was $19, but shipping was free.
• 1:23:35
  Chris: Okay.
• 1:23:36
  Chris: Shipping was free.
• 1:23:37
  Chris: They do have free shipping on all orders, which is nice.
• 1:23:40
  Charles: So I just wanna say first off,
• 1:23:43
  Charles: It says, "Ants add complex notes that are citrusy,
• 1:23:47
  Charles: "smoky, tangy, nutty, and rich.
• 1:23:49
  Charles: "Nature's wildest flavor.
• 1:23:51
  Charles: "The result is like soy sauce on steroids."
• 1:23:55
  Nora: And I would like to just,
• 1:23:56
  Nora: I don't know if we can catch this in the light,
• 1:23:59
  Nora: but like, it has bits in it.
• 1:24:01
  Chris: It has chunks.
• 1:24:03
  Nora: Like it has like-
• 1:24:04
  Chris: We'll show a close up here from your website.
• 1:24:07
  Nora: Yeah, it has bits in it.
• 1:24:10
  Nora: Do you see the bits?
• 1:24:11
  Chris: Those are ant bodies.
• 1:24:13
  Nora: Those are bits.
• 1:24:14
  Chris: Not antibodies, but ant bodies.
• 1:24:17
  Nora: So, let's shake it.
• 1:24:21
  Nora: It has bits in it.
• 1:24:23
  Charles: It says, "Sauce it, tag it, devour it, ant sauce CEO."
• 1:24:27
  Nora: Yeah, see, there's like, you can see the bits.
• 1:24:30
  Charles: I like the packaging, it's fun.
• 1:24:32
  Chris: I wanna smell this.
• 1:24:33
  Chris: And the outer packaging, which is in here,
• 1:24:36
  Nora: has ants all over it.
• 1:24:38
  Nora: Oh!
• 1:24:39
  Nora: That smells really good.
• 1:24:40
  Nora: That smells delightful.
• 1:24:43
  Charles: How would you describe the scent?
• 1:24:45
  Nora: It's almost like a teriyaki.
• 1:24:46
  Charles: Yeah, I wouldn't say it's like soy sauce.
• 1:24:48
  Charles: It's like the...
• 1:24:51
  Nora: It smells delightful.
• 1:24:52
  Charles: Like a Japanese barbecue sauce almost.
• 1:24:55
  Charles: Like it'd be really good on chicken?
• 1:24:56
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:24:57
  Nora: Really good on chicken.
• 1:24:58
  Charles: Yeah, 100%.
• 1:24:59
  Nora: All right.
• 1:25:00
  Nora: So who's gonna cook with it first?
• 1:25:02
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:25:03
  Chris: They recommend it for sushi.
• 1:25:05
  Chris: Oh, it's so liquidy, Nora.
• 1:25:07
  Charles: Oh no, oh no.
• 1:25:10
  Nora: Okay.
• 1:25:10
  Charles: Just like your asshole, Charles.
• 1:25:11
  Nora: So I put some on the plate and it's like,
• 1:25:14
  Charles: it's very liquidy. - Don't tilt it too much.
• 1:25:16
  Charles: Yes, it is.
• 1:25:17
  Nora: And there's a lot of bits in it.
• 1:25:18
  Charles: All right, so this is made of ants.
• 1:25:22
  Charles: Is it just ants?
• 1:25:23
  Nora: Like what is the-- - Water, ants,
• 1:25:25
  Nora: which they use the polyrhachis dives
• 1:25:30
  Nora: and for mica, quinolonia, salt, rice vinegar,
• 1:25:35
  Nora: onion, garlic, mushroom powder, xanthan gum.
• 1:25:38
  Charles: Okay, so ants is the number two.
• 1:25:40
  Nora: This says people are just a shellfish may be allergic to ants
• 1:25:44
  Charles: Okay, hold on. Are you allergic to shellfish? I'm not allergic to shellfish. However, well, I don't think so
• 1:25:49
  Charles: No, I don't think so. I'm not I'm not just
• 1:25:52
  Nora: Just a reminder everyone shrimp is bugs
• 1:25:55
  Charles: Shrimp is bugs bugs and shrimp answers bug answers shrimp
• 1:26:01
  Charles: So this is shrimp
• 1:26:02
  Chris: They do say in terms of safety that they are obsessed with safety
• 1:26:06
  Chris: Every batch is cooked, pasteurized, and packaged at our commercial kitchen in Austin, Texas.
• 1:26:12
  Chris: No shortcuts, just safe, delicious, and high-quality product every single time.
• 1:26:16
  Nora: Which means it's not pink sauce.
• 1:26:18
  Nora: Can you scroll down just a little bit further to that second question?
• 1:26:22
  Charles: Are you part of a global Who conspiracy to make people eat the bugs?
• 1:26:25
  Nora: No, they're not.
• 1:26:27
  Nora: [laughter]
• 1:26:28
  Nora: That was my first thought.
• 1:26:29
  Charles: With zero government funding or tinfoil hat overlords,
• 1:26:32
  Charles: our mission to make the most unique and flavorful products
• 1:26:35
  Charles: on the planet.
• 1:26:36
  Charles: Do they have multiple products?
• 1:26:38
  Chris: They have a couple of different varieties of ant sauce.
• 1:26:42
  Chris: There's a spicy one as well.
• 1:26:44
  Chris: Ooh, all right.
• 1:26:45
  Chris: Oh wait, no, there's a three pack.
• 1:26:46
  Chris: I don't know what the third, oh.
• 1:26:48
  Chris: There's original, spicy, and extreme heat.
• 1:26:50
  Charles: Ooh.
• 1:26:51
  Charles: All right, cheers.
• 1:26:52
  Nora: I dipped it in our corn chip, or Frito.
• 1:26:55
  Charles: We got Fritos here.
• 1:27:00
  Charles: I taste the Frito.
• 1:27:02
  Charles: Yeah, I know. We need something a little bit.
• 1:27:03
  Charles: Okay, we also got Lay's potato chips here.
• 1:27:06
  Charles: I'm dipping a finger. - I'm gonna do Lay's.
• 1:27:09
  Chris: You're dipping a finger?
• 1:27:12
  Chris: Okay, oh yeah. - It's salty.
• 1:27:14
  Chris: It's got a, you can feel the bits.
• 1:27:16
  Nora: You can feel the bits.
• 1:27:18
  Chris: You can feel the bits.
• 1:27:19
  Nora: Uh-huh.
• 1:27:23
  Nora: It smells better.
• 1:27:25
  Charles: It's not, yeah, it smells a lot better than it tastes.
• 1:27:27
  Charles: It is not anything like soy sauce,
• 1:27:30
  Charles: and they need to stop marketing it as soy sauce.
• 1:27:36
  Chris: I don't know how to feel about this.
• 1:27:38
  Nora: Oh, that's weird.
• 1:27:43
  Nora: I think I can taste the ants, unfortunately.
• 1:27:49
  Charles: Ugh, I got a weird aftertaste.
• 1:27:53
  Nora: It does have a weird aftertaste.
• 1:27:53
  Nora: I think I can taste the ants, unfortunately.
• 1:27:57
  Chris: Who knew folks that the ant sauce tastes like ants.
• 1:28:03
  Chris: This is disgusting.
• 1:28:06
  Charles: I was so excited because it smells so good.
• 1:28:10
  Chris: And folks, to be clear, this is not product placement. We were not paid for this.
• 1:28:14
  Chris: We spent our own money to purchase this sauce.
• 1:28:17
  Charles: Chris, how much did you spend on this?
• 1:28:18
  Chris: $19.
• 1:28:22
  Chris: Of personal funds, not company funds.
• 1:28:26
  Nora: What is this, a sauce made out of ants?
• 1:28:32
  Nora: Gross. - It's really gross.
• 1:28:34
  Nora: This is disgusting.
• 1:28:36
  Nora: It doesn't even look good.
• 1:28:38
  Nora: It has like, it has bits in it.
• 1:28:43
  Charles: This is so gross.
• 1:28:45
  Chris: I'm not having any more.
• 1:28:46
  Chris: I, I'm not crazy about the aftertaste.
• 1:28:49
  Chris: It's not something I would ever reach for
• 1:28:52
  Chris: if it were in my sauce cabinet.
• 1:28:54
  Chris: There's about a million different condiments
• 1:28:56
  Chris: I would try before this.
• 1:28:57
  Nora: I think I see a leg.
• 1:29:00
  Chris: You see a leg?
• 1:29:02
  Charles: I don't even wanna look.
• 1:29:04
  Nora: Maybe I'm just being hyperbolic, I don't know.
• 1:29:07
  Nora: Maybe it's the antenna.
• 1:29:08
  Charles: Okay.
• 1:29:09
  Charles: (dramatic music)
• 1:29:16
  Nora: Breaking news.
• 1:29:19
  Chris: Ant sauce is gross.
• 1:29:20
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:29:23
  Charles: Back to you in the studio.
• 1:29:26
  Charles: Those are like, it's like full on bits of exoskeleton.
• 1:29:30
  Charles: It is.
• 1:29:33
  Nora: It doesn't taste like soy sauce.
• 1:29:35
  Chris: It doesn't.
• 1:29:36
  Nora: Not at all.
• 1:29:37
  Nora: I do taste a little bit of citrusy flavor.
• 1:29:41
  Chris: Sure.
• 1:29:42
  Nora: I think that's probably the ants.
• 1:29:47
  Nora: They're definitely out of flavor, but it's not.
• 1:29:51
  Chris: It's heavy on the garlic,
• 1:29:52
  Chris: Probably to mask the ants.
• 1:29:54
  Nora: I know.
• 1:29:55
  Nora: And it is kind of fun to look at all the bits,
• 1:29:56
  Nora: but it's not something I'd ever want to eat again.
• 1:29:58
  Chris: Fun is not the word I would use.
• 1:30:01
  Nora: Charles just enjoying himself.
• 1:30:02
  Nora: I can tell.
• 1:30:03
  Nora: A lot of fun right there.
• 1:30:04
  Chris: So Charles, you have wanted to talk about this topic
• 1:30:09
  Chris: for three weeks now.
• 1:30:11
  Chris: We know that you are excited.
• 1:30:13
  Chris: Tell us what's going on.
• 1:30:15
  Charles: Have you guys heard of Power Slap?
• 1:30:17
  Nora: No.
• 1:30:18
  Charles: Okay.
• 1:30:18
  Nora: Not prior to this.
• 1:30:19
  Charles: There is an offshoot.
• 1:30:21
  Charles: I think it's done by, is his name Dana White,
• 1:30:26
  Charles: the guy who does UFC?
• 1:30:27
  Charles: That's the UFC guy, yeah.
• 1:30:28
  Charles: Yeah, so it's an offshoot of his
• 1:30:31
  Charles: that is a professional slap tournament called Power Slap.
• 1:30:37
  Nora: My God.
• 1:30:39
  Chris: According to the website, Power Slap is the world's
• 1:30:42
  Chris: premier slap fighting organization licensed and sanctioned
• 1:30:45
  Chris: by the Nevada State Athletic Commission.
• 1:30:48
  Chris: Led by Dana White, Power Slap features competitors
• 1:30:51
  Chris: across the globe battling on the ultimate stage
• 1:30:55
  Chris: to showcase their power, technique, and resolve.
• 1:30:58
  Chris: So I've got a few videos of power slapping.
• 1:31:02
  Nora: So what, the first person slaps
• 1:31:04
  Nora: and the second person slaps?
• 1:31:06
  Chris: There is a video where Dana White explains the rules.
• 1:31:09
  Chris: Oh, should we watch the rules?
• 1:31:11
  Chris: Sure.
• 1:31:12
  Chris: Let's see.
• 1:31:14
  Chris: (dramatic music)
• 1:31:18
  Charles: Oh.
• 1:31:19
  Charles: Thanks, Dana.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 7: (dramatic music)
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 7: That's your measure.
• 1:31:30
  Video: He moved his head before he even sat down.
• 1:31:33
  Video: And he still landed clean.
• 1:31:34
  Video: Flinching!
• 1:31:35
  Video: Blue!
• 1:31:37
  Video: With any new sport, you have to have rules.
• 1:31:40
  Video: Here's how the rules for power slap are gonna work.
• 1:31:43
  Chris: A coin toss before every fight.
• 1:31:46
  Chris: Says the guy who got rich from people
• 1:31:48
  Chris: just beating the ever loving shit out of each other.
• 1:31:50
  Chris: You gotta have rules.
• 1:31:51
  Video: Gotta have rules for sport.
• 1:31:52
  Video: You slap first, and there's a maximum
• 1:31:54
  Video: three rounds in a fight.
• 1:31:55
  Video: In each round, the fighter will deliver
• 1:31:58
  Video: an open hand slap to the opponent's face.
• 1:32:00
  Video: At the start of the round, the striker has 30 seconds
• 1:32:03
  Video: to deliver the slap.
• 1:32:05
  Video: When slapped, you have 30 seconds to recover
• 1:32:07
  Video: and get back into fight position.
• 1:32:10
  Video: It's the ultimate test of toughness.
• 1:32:13
  Video: What about UFC?
• 1:32:14
  Video: During the fight, both fighters have to stand
• 1:32:16
  Video: in their zone with their feet parallel to each other.
• 1:32:19
  Video: The defender has to keep their shoulders square,
• 1:32:22
  Video: chin up, and both hands behind their back.
• 1:32:25
  Video: The striker has rules too.
• 1:32:26
  Video: Their feet have to stay in their zone
• 1:32:28
  Video: and always touching the floor.
• 1:32:30
  Video: Before the strike, they have to tell the ref
• 1:32:33
  Video: which hand they're gonna use
• 1:32:34
  Video: and how many warmups they'll do, which are wind-ups.
• 1:32:37
  Video: Red has chosen right two, right two.
• 1:32:41
  Video: A legal slap is flat.
• 1:32:43
  Video: Open-handed shot to the side of the face.
• 1:32:46
  Video: On the cheek.
• 1:32:47
  Video: Love that slow-mo.
• 1:32:48
  Video: Oh yeah.
• 1:32:49
  Video: (crowd cheering)
• 1:32:50
  Video: Boom!
• 1:32:51
  Video: You can't lead with the palm of your hand either.
• 1:32:54
  Video: The entire hand must land at the same time.
• 1:32:58
  Video: Flinching!
• 1:32:59
  Video: The defender can't flinch.
• 1:33:01
  Chris: That's a good way to rupture an eardrum.
• 1:33:04
  Video: No.
• 1:33:04
  Chris: We'll see some fun ones.
• 1:33:07
  Video: Might as well.
• 1:33:08
  Video: To point deductions to disqualifications.
• 1:33:11
  Video: By unanimous decision.
• 1:33:13
  Video: If a match goes three rounds,
• 1:33:14
  Video: the judges will render a decision
• 1:33:16
  Video: based on typical boxing or MMA point systems.
• 1:33:22
  Chris: That last part sounded like he just sort of made it up.
• 1:33:24
  Nora: Yeah, that was a made up rule.
• 1:33:25
  Charles: It just feels like most of the rules here are made up.
• 1:33:29
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:33:29
  Charles: There is also a landing page on this site
• 1:33:33
  Charles: to sign up for Power Slap,
• 1:33:35
  Charles: and I did sign you up for Power Slap, Nora.
• 1:33:39
  Nora: Me?
• 1:33:39
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:33:40
  Nora: Okay.
• 1:33:41
  Charles: We haven't heard back yet,
• 1:33:42
  Charles: but I did put your information in there,
• 1:33:45
  Charles: being like, "I'm a silly little guy
• 1:33:47
  Charles: "and I want a power slap."
• 1:33:48
  Charles: So we'll see if we get a response from Dana White
• 1:33:50
  Charles: about if you can join or not.
• 1:33:52
  Charles: Nora will be fighting this person.
• 1:33:54
  Nora: Oh God.
• 1:33:55
  Charles: Oh, she's a tough one.
• 1:33:57
  Nora: I don't wanna slap against,
• 1:33:58
  Nora: I don't wanna be slapped by her, no thank you.
• 1:34:00
  Chris: Just slap that collagen out of her lips.
• 1:34:02
  Nora: Oh, I mean that would, yeah.
• 1:34:04
  Charles: Oh my gosh.
• 1:34:05
  Charles: All right, so let's take a second
• 1:34:08
  Charles: and watch a few slaps that have been popping up
• 1:34:10
  Charles: on my TikTok feed.
• 1:34:15
  Nora: Oh.
• 1:34:17
  Nora: Oh!
• 1:34:20
  Chris: Damn.
• 1:34:30
  Nora: Did that tooth come out?
• 1:34:35
  Nora: Isn't this crazy?
• 1:34:37
  Nora: Wow, they're slapping the ever-loving shit
• 1:34:41
  Nora: out of each other.
• 1:34:42
  Charles: We're just touching the surface here.
• 1:34:47
  Chris: Just for a second, imagine a world
• 1:34:51
  Chris: where you come home to your parents
• 1:34:55
  Chris: after not seeing them for a long time
• 1:34:57
  Chris: and they say, "Hey, what's new in your life?"
• 1:35:01
  Chris: And you say, "I'm a power slapper."
• 1:35:06
  Nora: I slap people professionally for money.
• 1:35:09
  Nora: Yeah, I don't think I'd tell them that.
• 1:35:11
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:35:11
  Charles: I'm gonna try the ant sauce with the Funyun.
• 1:35:14
  Charles: Oh dear God.
• 1:35:15
  Charles: So we got like the garlic flavor to it,
• 1:35:17
  Charles: and then onion, I feel like this is maybe
• 1:35:19
  Charles: a little bit better.
• 1:35:20
  Nora: You think?
• 1:35:21
  Nora: I don't think.
• 1:35:25
  Charles: That's edible.
• 1:35:27
  Nora: Are you sure?
• 1:35:27
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:35:28
  Nora: Okay.
• 1:35:31
  Nora: I don't wanna eat it anymore.
• 1:35:33
  Nora: (crowd booing)
• 1:35:34
  Nora: Whoa.
• 1:35:37
  Video: He's out.
• 1:35:38
  Video: Crazy.
• 1:35:39
  Video: (crowd booing)
• 1:35:42
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:35:45
  Chris: My God, man.
• 1:35:47
  Nora: I didn't know that you could slap somebody that hard.
• 1:35:49
  Chris: It just-
• 1:35:50
  Nora: To make 'em fall like that.
• 1:35:51
  Chris: Yeah.
• 1:35:52
  Chris: I mean, he was knocked the fuck out.
• 1:35:55
  Chris: That's crazy.
• 1:35:56
  Nora: Glass jaw, I guess, but.
• 1:35:59
  Charles: Like, these people are, like, strong
• 1:36:01
  Charles: at one very specific thing,
• 1:36:03
  Charles: which is slapping the shit out of each other.
• 1:36:05
  Charles: And it's like an open hand slap, too.
• 1:36:06
  Nora: Right, it's not even, it's a,
• 1:36:09
  Nora: you gotta do the full arm extension, you know?
• 1:36:11
  Nora: Like it's not even, oh man.
• 1:36:13
  Chris: Wait a second, you know who needs to join this?
• 1:36:15
  Chris: Remember the guy who turned his fists into glass?
• 1:36:18
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:36:20
  Chris: You're talking about Fist of the Dog Medicine.
• 1:36:22
  Nora: Yeah, the amazing man.
• 1:36:24
  Nora: Oh, those slaps would fucking hurt.
• 1:36:27
  Charles: The problem is, is he has super powers now
• 1:36:29
  Charles: and that's not fair.
• 1:36:30
  Charles: I don't think Dana White's gonna allow.
• 1:36:31
  Nora: Basically a leather glove.
• 1:36:33
  Chris: I don't know, the end of that video
• 1:36:35
  Chris: just kinda sounded like, eh, whatever.
• 1:36:38
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:36:39
  Nora: As long as there was another dog medicine guy
• 1:36:41
  Nora: that he could slap in.
• 1:36:44
  Chris: A second dog medicine guy.
• 1:36:46
  Chris: There we go, yeah, that'll be the dog medicine
• 1:36:49
  Chris: like invitational.
• 1:36:50
  Charles: Isn't he also like breaking, like shaving his elbow
• 1:36:54
  Charles: to make it sharper?
• 1:36:56
  Nora: He's sharpening his elbow.
• 1:36:57
  Charles: Or was that another guy?
• 1:36:58
  Nora: Maybe it was a different guy.
• 1:36:59
  Charles: I can't keep track of all your weirdos.
• 1:37:02
  Nora: Or maybe the dog medicine guy needs to go against the guy
• 1:37:06
  Nora: who does his hands in the beans, you know?
• 1:37:07
  Nora: Remember that guy in the-
• 1:37:08
  Charles: Yes, beans man.
• 1:37:11
  Nora: Those two need to slap each other.
• 1:37:13
  Charles: We need to check in on them.
• 1:37:14
  Charles: I have a squirrel king video for next week.
• 1:37:17
  Nora: Maybe next week we'll be like a-
• 1:37:20
  Chris: A check in?
• 1:37:20
  Nora: Check in with all of our favorites.
• 1:37:22
  Chris: I don't need to check in with people
• 1:37:24
  Chris: I didn't care about in the first place.
• 1:37:25
  Chris: I think we do.
• 1:37:26
  Nora: I do personally, and the girls does as well.
• 1:37:29
  Chris: I'm sorry.
• 1:37:31
  Chris: Every time we watch one of those videos,
• 1:37:32
  Chris: I feel like this.
• 1:37:35
  Video: Two.
• 1:37:36
  Chris: Ronda Rousey.
• 1:37:38
  Nora: Oh!
• 1:37:42
  Charles: Look at that guy's face right there.
• 1:37:44
  Charles: Holy shit.
• 1:37:44
  Charles: Look at him go.
• 1:37:45
  Nora: What?
• 1:37:46
  Nora: Why does he look like that?
• 1:37:48
  Charles: Oh.
• 1:37:49
  Charles: Wow.
• 1:37:49
  Nora: You know, these people smack the shit out of each other.
• 1:37:52
  Charles: Can we watch that one again?
• 1:37:53
  Charles: Yeah, let's watch it again.
• 1:37:55
  Chris: Two.
• 1:37:59
  Chris: Bam!
• 1:38:01
  Chris: He got hit twice.
• 1:38:04
  Chris: Also, I've always wondered what happened to Kid from Kid and Play,
• 1:38:07
  Chris: and now I know.
• 1:38:08
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:38:09
  Nora: This guy looks like a cartoon character.
• 1:38:11
  Charles: He looks like he's wearing one of those, like,
• 1:38:15
  Charles: those raccoon hats.
• 1:38:17
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:38:18
  Charles: Oh, like the Daniel Boone hat?
• 1:38:20
  Nora: I saw, I would have to send you a video later,
• 1:38:23
  Nora: I saw this Persian guy who has hair
• 1:38:25
  Nora: that also is in that shape on TikTok.
• 1:38:28
  Nora: I'm gonna have to show you guys him next week.
• 1:38:30
  Nora: Nice.
• 1:38:32
  Nora: Those are some slaps, man.
• 1:38:34
  Charles: We got the Women's League too.
• 1:38:36
  Nora: Women's League too?
• 1:38:40
  Nora: Whoa.
• 1:38:41
  Nora: Beautiful.
• 1:38:42
  Nora: Oh wow.
• 1:38:42
  Charles: She didn't even notice.
• 1:38:46
  Charles: My makeup.
• 1:38:49
  Nora: Badass.
• 1:38:50
  Charles: Holy fuck.
• 1:38:51
  Nora: That's badass.
• 1:38:52
  Nora: I love it.
• 1:38:54
  Charles: I'm obsessed.
• 1:38:55
  Charles: They do like one every quarter at this point.
• 1:38:59
  Charles: So we'll check back in and see if there's any good ones.
• 1:39:02
  Charles: That chick was like, "Anyone feel a draft?"
• 1:39:05
  Charles: The problem with a lot of the content that they post
• 1:39:08
  Charles: is they post weirdly AI'd videos
• 1:39:11
  Charles: of like the people, like their heads kind of like
• 1:39:16
  Charles: growing over time after they get hit
• 1:39:18
  Charles: from the Power Slap social media.
• 1:39:21
  Charles: And I'm like, why, you have good enough content,
• 1:39:24
  Charles: why do you need to like weirdly AI
• 1:39:26
  Charles: somebody's face exploding? - That's horrifying.
• 1:39:28
  Nora: That's fucking insane.
• 1:39:30
  Nora: That's a crazy, that's a crazy sport.
• 1:39:35
  Nora: I did not know that a slap could take you out like that.
• 1:39:39
  Charles: All right, you've got sports too.
• 1:39:40
  Nora: One way to find out, Nora.
• 1:39:42
  Nora: Okay, the last thing that we have for today is,
• 1:39:46
  Nora: well, I saw the slapping.
• 1:39:48
  Nora: I was like, that's a great sport.
• 1:39:50
  Nora: What about combat juggling?
• 1:39:52
  Nora: Have you ever heard of combat juggling?
• 1:39:54
  Chris: Not until today.
• 1:39:55
  Nora: This is also a sport.
• 1:39:58
  Nora: So maybe you can watch the first TikTok video.
• 1:40:01
  Nora: This is like, this is my introduction to it.
• 1:40:03
  Nora: And I was like, what the fuck is going on?
• 1:40:08
  Video: Whoa, Jesus.
• 1:40:22
  Nora: I don't know what this game is.
• 1:40:24
  Charles: Can I, can I just say the most shocking thing?
• 1:40:27
  Charles: Can we play that video one more time?
• 1:40:31
  Charles: No, no, no, no, that's not what I'm talking about.
• 1:40:33
  Charles: If we keep looking, just wait, just a second,
• 1:40:36
  Charles: we can kind of see it in the corner there.
• 1:40:37
  Charles: How about the fact that ESPN-
• 1:40:40
  Charles: ESPN is like a part of this?
• 1:40:42
  Charles: Yes, they sponsor combat juggling.
• 1:40:44
  Chris: This is officially ESPN 8, the Ocho.
• 1:40:47
  Charles: This is, Chris, I'm glad that you and I
• 1:40:50
  Chris: are on the same page about this.
• 1:40:52
  Chris: Yeah, if you hadn't brought it up, I was going to.
• 1:40:56
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:40:57
  Nora: That was one of the things, it's like,
• 1:40:58
  Nora: should I bring this, 'cause it is ESPN.
• 1:41:01
  Nora: I don't want them to copyright our shit.
• 1:41:03
  Chris: No, that's fine, but yeah, that's fucking wild.
• 1:41:08
  Chris: I mean, good for them.
• 1:41:10
  Chris: Kudos to them.
• 1:41:11
  Chris: I mean, we devoted several weeks worth of programming
• 1:41:14
  Chris: to the Marble League, so we're no stranger to weird sports,
• 1:41:18
  Chris: but to see something that outside the norm
• 1:41:23
  Chris: being sponsored or presented by ESPN, good for them.
• 1:41:26
  Nora: That's fucking great.
• 1:41:28
  Nora: So this is sponsored by the World Juggling Federation,
• 1:41:33
  Nora: the WJF, and you can also be a monthly donor.
• 1:41:36
  Nora: And so they host different, you know, Olympic things.
• 1:41:40
  Nora: They're trying to get juggling as an Olympic sport
• 1:41:43
  Nora: is their big thing that they want to do.
• 1:41:48
  Nora: So they have a bunch of like,
• 1:41:49
  Nora: this is like all juggling sports.
• 1:41:51
  Nora: So, you know, this is people juggling, extreme juggling,
• 1:41:54
  Nora: like how many pins they're juggling.
• 1:41:56
  Nora: But the one that like really just blew my mind was the crypto.
• 1:42:01
  Nora: Oh, see, they do crypto was the, was the combat juggling.
• 1:42:05
  Nora: Like this is just, I don't, it's just on another, on another level.
• 1:42:11
  Nora: So basically combat juggling two teams, 10 combatants, 30 weapons.
• 1:42:17
  Nora: It's the world's most vicious and strategic club manipulators attack.
• 1:42:22
  Nora: or
• 1:42:24
  Nora: Yes, stroke strategic club manipulators attack and take each other down while maintaining control over
• 1:42:30
  Nora: gravity in a five on five five team deathmatch tournament, so
• 1:42:36
  Nora: each there's like
• 1:42:39
  Nora: Each team has to destroy the abilities the opposing
• 1:42:44
  Nora: team's ability to juggle so like you have to
• 1:42:48
  Nora: Interfere with it
• 1:42:50
  Nora: But there's there's rules
• 1:42:53
  Nora: when you're when you're
• 1:42:55
  Nora: Competing you have to be a really good juggler. So if you're not a really good juggler, you can't compete. So I'm sorry Charles
• 1:43:02
  Charles: You're not a combat juggler. I can juggle. You're not a combat juggler. Can you juggle and fight at the same time?
• 1:43:09
  Charles: Juggle these nuts in your mouth
• 1:43:18
  Nora: This is just a kind of a crazy like
• 1:43:23
  Nora: Competitive juggling like I never thought of juggling as a competitive thing. Like it's a display thing, right?
• 1:43:28
  Nora: Yeah, so there's some videos on on the YouTube playlist if you ever want to watch combat juggling. There's a YouTube playlist of this
• 1:43:35
  Nora: but I have a couple shorts that are just
• 1:43:45
  Nora: Like you really have to...
• 1:43:47
  Nora: Okay.
• 1:43:51
  Nora: This...
• 1:43:54
  Nora: I feel like I would end up bruised from all of these.
• 1:43:59
  Nora: What? Yeah.
• 1:44:02
  Nora: So they're juggling and trying to prevent other people from juggling.
• 1:44:07
  Chris: This is crazy.
• 1:44:11
  Nora: God damn it.
• 1:44:12
  Chris: That one is insane.
• 1:44:13
  Chris: Uh-huh.
• 1:44:14
  Chris: Literally catching strays.
• 1:44:15
  Nora: Uh-huh.
• 1:44:17
  Chris: I will say, I appreciate anyone who's innovating
• 1:44:20
  Chris: in the world of sports or sport adjacent activities.
• 1:44:24
  Charles: If there is any kind of sport that can keep my attention
• 1:44:28
  Charles: for any period of time, like this,
• 1:44:31
  Charles: like the power slap wrestling has lately.
• 1:44:35
  Nora: Yeah, well the teamwork with it,
• 1:44:36
  Nora: I feel like that, I don't know.
• 1:44:39
  Nora: It's like one of those things where you have to go
• 1:44:41
  Nora: touch grass and hang out with other people.
• 1:44:42
  Nora: I really like a new team sport.
• 1:44:44
  Nora: I need people to be hanging out with other people, you know?
• 1:44:48
  Charles: Chris, remind me. - Absolutely, yes.
• 1:44:50
  Charles: When is the wrestling thing?
• 1:44:51
  Nora: August 20th?
• 1:44:53
  Nora: 21st. - 21st.
• 1:44:54
  Charles: Okay, we're all going, right?
• 1:44:56
  Charles: Yes. - Okay.
• 1:44:57
  Nora: I'm not going.
• 1:44:59
  Nora: Can somebody drive me?
• 1:45:00
  Charles: Yeah, I think we'll all carpool, right?
• 1:45:04
  Charles: I just don't wanna drive my car down the interstate,
• 1:45:06
  Nora: 'cause any time I brake when I'm going about 60,
• 1:45:08
  Nora: my steering wheel does this.
• 1:45:10
  Charles: I think we'll find a place where we all can meet
• 1:45:13
  Charles: and then drive all together.
• 1:45:15
  Nora: So here, at the end of the month,
• 1:45:17
  Nora: you heard it here first, folks,
• 1:45:19
  Nora: we're gonna have a whole review
• 1:45:21
  Nora: of the Twilight-themed jokes, what is it?
• 1:45:25
  Nora: Laughs and-
• 1:45:27
  Nora: Lucha Libre and Laughs, yeah.
• 1:45:29
  Nora: Laughs and Lucha Libre.
• 1:45:31
  Nora: So, are you gonna put more ant sauce on those Funyuns?
• 1:45:35
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:45:36
  Charles: I'm gonna do a little bit more.
• 1:45:38
  Charles: Gonna scoop it up.
• 1:45:39
  Nora: Oh.
• 1:45:40
  Charles: It's so chunky.
• 1:45:42
  Nora: There's so many bug pieces in it.
• 1:45:44
  Nora: There's so many pieces of bug.
• 1:45:46
  Nora: And I should have expected it.
• 1:45:48
  Nora: It's ant sauce.
• 1:45:49
  Nora: It's named ant sauce.
• 1:45:51
  Charles: The Funyuns cover up the flavor entirely,
• 1:45:54
  Charles: I think is why it's kind of nice.
• 1:45:56
  Nora: It's like eating the Dr. Pepper sausage
• 1:46:00
  Nora: with ketchup and mustard.
• 1:46:02
  Charles: Mm, yeah, that's gross.
• 1:46:04
  Charles: It's still gross.
• 1:46:04
  Nora: It was all, it's not good.
• 1:46:06
  Nora: Don't eat ant sauce.
• 1:46:08
  Nora: Bye folks.
• 1:46:09
  Nora: Unless you wanna eat bugs.
• 1:46:10
  Charles: Thank you so much for watching this week.
• 1:46:12
  Charles: Have a great week.
• 1:46:13
  Charles: We'll see you next week.
• 1:46:14
  Charles: Hopefully if the show doesn't explode.
• 1:46:16
  Nora: We have good content.
• 1:46:17
  Charles: We got some good stuff for you next week.
• 1:46:19
  Nora: Love you.
• 1:46:20
  Charles: Love you.
• 1:46:21
  Charles: Happy birthday Charles.
• 1:46:22
  Charles: Happy birthday to you.
• 1:46:23
  Nora: Everyone say happy birthday to Charles.
• 1:46:25
  Charles: Oh my gosh, happy birthday to you.
• 1:46:26
  Charles: Happy birthday Charles.
• 1:46:27
  Nora: It's a very young birthday.
• 1:46:29
  Charles: Bye.
• 1:46:30
  Nora: Bye.
• 1:46:35
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