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Love is Blind, Naked Britney & Kanye’s Fashions with Justin Martindale · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
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  Speaker 1: for it?
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  Speaker 2: This exclusive place that Dad has connections with.
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  Speaker 3: What's it called?
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  Speaker 4: It's Dunaidial.
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  Speaker 1: Where? Dunaidial. There's an accent on the E. Do you mean.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I got it on Dundale Cars.
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  Speaker 5: Lift? Please.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 1: Dundale Cars. You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
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  Speaker 5: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 1: Heather MacDonald.
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  Speaker 3: Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 5: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. So I have been
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  Speaker 5: following Pamela Anderson and she left, as you know, Pamela Anderson,
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  Speaker 5: Playboy model, Baywatch babe, married to Tommy Lee.
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  Speaker 1: I've been talking about.
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  Speaker 5: Her because Hulu has done a series about she and
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  Speaker 5: Tommy and how their sex tape was stolen in the 90s.
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  Speaker 1: And I really like it. I'll be honest.
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  Speaker 5: I just was watching it last night, the latest episode.
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  Speaker 5: I was having my son watch it, Drake, and I
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  Speaker 5: showed him the real Pamela Anderson. He's like, yeah, the
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  Speaker 5: girl is really pretty, but I was saying how really
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  Speaker 5: stunning Pamela Anderson was. Anyway, He liked the show and
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  Speaker 5: he started watching it like fifth episode in.
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  Speaker 1: But I have been saying, wow, this is kind of
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  Speaker 1: getting no buzz.
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  Speaker 5: Does no one care about Pamela and Tommy? Maybe only
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  Speaker 5: people like me that like really remembered it and were
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  Speaker 5: kind of obsessed with it. And there was a chance
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  Speaker 5: you might see them out. Like maybe that's what makes
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  Speaker 5: me so intrigued. But in watching it, I was like
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  Speaker 5: last night's episode or the latest one, was how she
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  Speaker 5: flashed back to how she was discovered on like a.
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  Speaker 1: Big GameTron thing to model.
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  Speaker 5: Like she just was at a game with her like
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  Speaker 5: boyfriend in Vancouver and how she first got into Playboy.
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  Speaker 1: And all of that.
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  Speaker 5: And so I was like, I would like to know
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  Speaker 5: more about her whole life. I'm really intrigued what happened
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  Speaker 5: after she broke up with Tommy, how she chose to
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  Speaker 5: raise the kids and all that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, she just posted this today. And she wrote on a.
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  Speaker 5: Netflix notepad, which, you know, it's not like a real
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  Speaker 5: estate notepad where, you know, you have a bunch of
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  Speaker 5: those laying around your house because the realtor knocked on
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  Speaker 5: your door.
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  Speaker 1: And gave it to you. I feel like, obviously, this
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  Speaker 1: was a chosen notepad.
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  Speaker 5: My life, she writes, a thousand imperfections, a million misperceptions,
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  Speaker 5: wicked while lost.
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  Speaker 1: What does that word say? Lost nothing. What does that
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  Speaker 1: word say?
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  Speaker 3: Nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing.
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  Speaker 5: To live up to, I can only surprise you, not
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  Speaker 5: a victim, but a survivor, alive to tell you the
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  Speaker 5: whole story. Tell you, what does that say? To tell you,
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, my story.
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  Speaker 1: My story, maybe.
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  Speaker 5: The real story. The real story, and then like her
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  Speaker 5: lips and smiling. I think what happened was exactly what
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  Speaker 5: I was thinking. I think somebody was watching the Pamela
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  Speaker 5: and Tommy show, which I don't think she had anything
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  Speaker 5: to do with, and was like, God, I really want
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  Speaker 5: to know the whole Pamela Anderson story. So I don't
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  Speaker 5: know if it's going to be a documentary, a scripted
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  Speaker 5: show that she is part of, her telling her story.
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  Speaker 5: I would like to see it a full scripted story
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  Speaker 5: like this. I even think, heck, get the girl that's
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  Speaker 5: playing her now to play this. I'm excited about it
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  Speaker 5: because I am intrigued about her life. And she recently
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  Speaker 5: broke up with like her fourth husband or fifth husband.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, she's had a lot of romance and marriages
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  Speaker 5: and I want to.
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  Speaker 1: Hear about it.
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  Speaker 5: So that's pretty juicy. And she has one of those
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  Speaker 5: Instagrams where it's only one post. She's only following two people.
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  Speaker 5: I assume her two sons. And I mean, that'd be
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  Speaker 5: sad if it was just one son. But anyway, I
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  Speaker 5: think it's two. And she has 1.3 million followers and
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  Speaker 5: nothing else. She's cleared out her social media except for
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  Speaker 5: this one post. So there you go. Cheryl Burke, as
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  Speaker 5: you know, is Dancing with the Stars. Every day for
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  Speaker 5: the last week and a half, I saw she was
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  Speaker 5: getting divorced. And every time I was doing the show,
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  Speaker 5: going through topics, I was like, I didn't even know
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  Speaker 5: she was married. And I don't know who Matthew Lawrence is.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know why they're getting divorced. So I haven't
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  Speaker 5: talked about it.
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  Speaker 1: I really don't care.
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  Speaker 5: Then there was another article I read that was like,
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  Speaker 5: Was the reason they were getting divorced.
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  Speaker 1: Was about kids? And then I click on it. You
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  Speaker 1: have to click through it.
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  Speaker 5: I read the article, and they're like, sources say it
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  Speaker 5: has nothing to do with kids, that they didn't have.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, what is it?
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  Speaker 5: And so then page six, Desperate for News, because let
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  Speaker 5: me just tell you.
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  Speaker 2: Good.
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  Speaker 5: It is hard to come up with some fun stuff
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  Speaker 5: when the world is in crisis, okay?
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  Speaker 1: But they're desperate too.
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  Speaker 5: They're like, dancing with the stars pro, Cheryl Burke, visited
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  Speaker 5: her California wedding venue to reflect on her divorce from
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  Speaker 5: hashtag Matthew Lawrence. And it's just a picture of her like,
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, there is just no story here. And I
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  Speaker 5: feel like she's not even trying for the story herself.
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  Speaker 5: She's like, I'm getting divorced, whatever. Maybe she posts about it.
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  Speaker 3: So what?
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  Speaker 5: Literally, we're trying to make a story out of this divorce.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't even know she was married. They were married
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  Speaker 5: for three years. I don't know who's Matthew Lawrence. It's
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  Speaker 5: like the most non-story story I've ever seen about a
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  Speaker 5: celebrity divorce.
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  Speaker 1: This is juicy though. So this just popped up.
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  Speaker 5: And a juicy scooper sent it to me. And at
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  Speaker 5: first I thought it was a post that Lala Kent did.
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  Speaker 5: Then I realized, no, Lala Kent from Vanderpump Rules, who's
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  Speaker 5: been on the show, she commented under another woman's Instagram.
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  Speaker 5: The Instagram was one mom's battle. That woman had posted
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  Speaker 5: a photo of Lala Kent's former fiance, Randall Emmett, and
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  Speaker 5: basically wrote a whole thing about the kind of person
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  Speaker 5: that this woman believes.
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  Speaker 1: He is, okay?
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  Speaker 5: Well, then Lala responded. So it's out there now. And
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  Speaker 5: she wrote, let's talk about it.
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  Speaker 1: This is Lala writing.
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  Speaker 5: I was alone during most of my pregnancy and for
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  Speaker 5: the first seven months of her life until the mask
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  Speaker 5: fell and I saw who he really was.
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  Speaker 1: He started a relationship with.
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  Speaker 5: A 23-year-old in March of 2021, a year ago, is
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  Speaker 5: what Lala is writing.
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  Speaker 1: The month I gave birth.
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  Speaker 5: They traveled together when I was home with Ocean, her daughter,
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  Speaker 5: and working on my brand. I thought he was working
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  Speaker 5: because that's what he said he was doing. After the
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  Speaker 5: pictures surfaced, he's talking about the pictures of him walking
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  Speaker 5: around with a couple girls in New Orleans in October. Oh, sorry,
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  Speaker 5: in Nashville in October. After the pictures surfaced, I tried
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  Speaker 5: to leave the home to gain clarity and avoid a
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  Speaker 5: toxic environment for my daughter. But anytime I did, he
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  Speaker 5: threatened to call the police if I didn't return Ocean
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  Speaker 5: to the home. But if he felt we were good
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  Speaker 5: and he was in control again, I was able to
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  Speaker 5: leave the house. I did what I had to do
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  Speaker 5: to leave the relationship with my baby. His new 23-year-old
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  Speaker 5: girlfriend was basically living in the home two days after
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  Speaker 5: I left. Sadly, this isn't the most shocking thing I learned.
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  Speaker 5: Women and cheating are just the tip of the iceberg.
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  Speaker 5: I was able to get out, but now my daughter
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  Speaker 5: is in the hands of a broken court system. Narcs,
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  Speaker 5: short for narcissists, thrive when they are under a microscope.
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  Speaker 5: I am not blind to what is going on, though.
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  Speaker 5: It makes me sick that my sweet daughter's face, a
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  Speaker 5: picture I took and sent to him, by the way,
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  Speaker 5: is what pops up when he.
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  Speaker 1: Does his dirty work.
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  Speaker 5: Because I guess he uses Ocean's face, their daughter, for
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  Speaker 5: his Instagram, you know, face for Instagram.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know, Lala and I are friends.
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  Speaker 5: So this information I have been aware of for a while.
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  Speaker 5: And so I, you know, want to make sure, like,
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  Speaker 5: you put this out there. It's okay that I discuss this.
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  Speaker 5: I think the craziest part of all of it is
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  Speaker 5: just that he had this other girlfriend the whole time
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  Speaker 5: and she was not aware. But I guess if the
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  Speaker 5: story is true of how he was with these two
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  Speaker 5: other girls in Nashville, I guess he was cheating on.
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  Speaker 1: This girl too. It's just really shocking.
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  Speaker 5: As you know, I was friendly with both of them
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  Speaker 5: and I was really shocked as well in seeing them
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  Speaker 5: act together.
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  Speaker 1: You just don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, that's the whole thing. There's just certain things
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  Speaker 5: you just don't know about people. This is what she's saying.
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  Speaker 5: Of course, we don't know for sure. I'm just reading
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  Speaker 5: what's out there on Instagram.
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  Speaker 1: Um, but I mean, yeah, it, you know, that's the thing.
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  Speaker 5: And I think I said this to Lala, like, here
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  Speaker 5: you are the girl, Not only are you 20 years younger,
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  Speaker 5: not only do you make your own money and you're
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  Speaker 5: famous and you're elevating like his cred. Yes, when you
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  Speaker 5: met him, he was, you know, he's successful and does movies,
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  Speaker 5: something that you were not part of.
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  Speaker 1: You're part of TV. So it was a nice match.
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  Speaker 5: But here you are, this young, sexy thing, and then
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  Speaker 5: you make your own money.
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  Speaker 1: You have all this going on.
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  Speaker 5: Yet he now, if this is true, is with someone even,
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  Speaker 5: younger than you, several years younger than you.
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  Speaker 1: And it's interesting how.
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  Speaker 5: That works, a guy that is always going for a
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  Speaker 5: girl of a certain age in their early 20s, because Lala,
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  Speaker 5: I think when she met him, she was close to
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  Speaker 5: that age as well. And it reminds me, going back
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  Speaker 5: to Pamela Anderson... Watch, you know, not saying these– it's
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  Speaker 5: a similar thing. Like the Hugh Hefner, always having really
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  Speaker 5: young girlfriends. From the time, you know, when he was 40,
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  Speaker 5: he was with a 20-something. When he was 60, he
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  Speaker 5: was with a 20-something. When he was 80, he was
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  Speaker 5: with a 20-something. It's like that is the age that
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  Speaker 5: they– a guy like this is like comfortable with.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of really insane.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, also if you're– A & E, the Playboy documentary,
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  Speaker 5: by the way, that is– amazing. And you really need
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  Speaker 5: to watch it. And it's getting juicier. And that one
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  Speaker 5: keeps going on. I think there's only a few episodes left,
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  Speaker 5: but really interesting. And you see, coincidentally, you see the
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  Speaker 5: Pamela Anderson character from the Hulu show going to Playboy.
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  Speaker 1: And then later that night, I watched the Playboy. But
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  Speaker 1: getting back to this, it just reminds me of that.
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  Speaker 5: And what is how that works sometimes with guys that
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  Speaker 5: are always pursuing girls that are much, much younger. And
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  Speaker 5: why do they feel so comfortable with a girl that's,
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  Speaker 5: you know, not really matured or not really lived on
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  Speaker 5: her own.
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  Speaker 1: It's like the power of what they can offer that person.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, there's a lot of deception here that she's having
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  Speaker 5: to deal with. And it's really unfortunate. And, you know,
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  Speaker 5: I hope that it can all just get better. But
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  Speaker 5: I think more is going to She's going to probably
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  Speaker 5: be sharing more. And as soon as she shares it
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  Speaker 5: in any way, then I will comment on it much
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  Speaker 5: more freer, freely. OK, now more with Justin Martindale.
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  Speaker 2: Your home changes over time. The kitchen gets louder. The
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  Speaker 6: Where did that need come from where you thought that
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  Speaker 6: you had to succeed.
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  Speaker 3: In order to feel loved? He said, I have a
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  Speaker 3: work dad. I need a home dad. What happens next?
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  Speaker 3: When I came in, he started crying.
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  Speaker 6: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
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  Speaker 6: those hard moments that they go through.
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  Speaker 3: It's about what happens next.
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  Speaker 1: I decided to risk it all.
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  Speaker 3: I realized how valuable every day was. You're worth the work. Listen, Dara,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not going to pull punches.
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  Speaker 1: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
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  Speaker 6: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
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  Speaker 6: Only one question matters. What happens next?
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  Speaker 5: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I'm here with Justin Martindale.
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  Speaker 5: We have a lot to discuss.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: I'm back. I'm Bruce Free.
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  Speaker 6: I know.
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  Speaker 1: We are ready to have some fun.
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  Speaker 5: I will say right at the top that you are
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  Speaker 5: joining me for my upcoming shows, the first being at Brea, California.
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  Speaker 5: I had mentioned that your nemesis, Chris Frangola, was.
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  Speaker 3: Going to- Damn him.
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  Speaker 1: Be with me on the 25th and the 26th.
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  Speaker 5: Something happened, and he will still be there the 27th
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  Speaker 5: with you and Sarah and Spencer Pratt for the live
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  Speaker 5: Juicy Scoop. But on Friday the 25th and the 26th
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  Speaker 5: at the Brea Improv, you and I are doing two
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  Speaker 5: shows a night of just stand-up, juicy, telling whatever the
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  Speaker 5: hell we want to say.
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  Speaker 1: So come to that, and then on April 9th, we will.
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  Speaker 5: Return to the scene of the fall. For two shows
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  Speaker 5: on Saturday, April 9th at the Tempe Improv.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to be hydrated.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. I'm going to go the night before.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to a spa. I'm hydrating.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm not even going to have one cocktail the
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  Speaker 5: night before or anything. I'm going to eat my face off.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to find a sensible, brown-rounded pump like Brittany.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be waiting in the wings. Yes. He will not
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  Speaker 1: go back to the green room and go on his phone.
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  Speaker 1: He's going to stand there. No, it'll all be good,
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  Speaker 1: so thank you so much.
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  Speaker 3: It's going to be so fun.
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  Speaker 1: Great news.
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 5: Kim Kardashian is also free, like Britney. She is legally
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  Speaker 5: single after the judge granted her request amid divorce from
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  Speaker 5: Kanye West.
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  Speaker 1: Have you seen the new girl that Kanye West is with?
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  Speaker 3: It's so weird. It's so weird. I don't understand it.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like someone fed Kim Kardashian after midnight. And
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  Speaker 3: all these little gremlins.
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  Speaker 5: It's her, it's Kim, but it's a little off. The
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  Speaker 5: legs are a little less defined.
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  Speaker 1: It's us.
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  Speaker 3: It's her tethered.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's a Jordan Peele movie come to life. This is
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  Speaker 3: the underground Kim that has come to the surface. Something's
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  Speaker 3: always a little wonky. We had the Julia Fox girl
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  Speaker 3: for a while, that Black Swan era that happened. Now
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  Speaker 3: I'm seeing... The new girl? Who is this girl that
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: he's taking to Nobu? Do we care?
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  Speaker 1: She slid into his DMs.
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  Speaker 3: Sure.
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  Speaker 5: She's 24 years old. He's like 44.
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  Speaker 1: She did... I do have a photo.
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  Speaker 5: I think she went to this dinner. Where's this dinner? Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's right.
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  Speaker 5: So, Kanye and Tristan had dinner, and this looks to be...
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  Speaker 5: That looks to be her with them. So, I would
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  Speaker 5: love to know what they talked about, Kanye and Tristan.
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  Speaker 3: Well, probably about cheating?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. So, yes. So there you go with that.
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  Speaker 5: He also said there's, this was a Kanye quote that
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  Speaker 5: I love. There's a thousand yous and there's only one
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  Speaker 5: of me. And then someone put this together because there
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  Speaker 5: are thousands of Kims now because people, whether they're dating
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  Speaker 5: Kanye or not, have followed her style, you know, because
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  Speaker 5: she doesn't have, she does have an iconic look.
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  Speaker 3: Like, They follow their surgeries. The contouring of the makeup.
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  Speaker 3: The filters.
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  Speaker 1: The heavier brow. The fuller lip. People like her style.
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  Speaker 1: So there are a lot of people that look like her.
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  Speaker 1: So I will agree.
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  Speaker 3: I think this quote is like the new live, laugh, love.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: This is like something that I want in a barnyard
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  Speaker 3: calligraphy in like a woman in Nebraska's kitchen.
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  Speaker 5: I just really want someone to just say that like
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: in a fight with someone tonight.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: You know what? There's thousands of yous. But there's only
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: one of me.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You take that to Craig's, Heather. And the next
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: time somebody asks you to leave, you stand up for
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: thousands of yous and only one of me.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: It's kind of great.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: It's a good quote.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: It's a good quote.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: I like it.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Should we put that on a t-shirt?
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah. For sure. But would you have to pay him?
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: No.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: Just juicy scoop and kind of yee.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: And kind of ye.
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: Speaking of Kim and her law career, I guess she
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: did finally pass the baby bar or the infant bar.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Anyway.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: But she's a smart girl.
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: And this girl, Jen Shaw, is facing up to 30
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: years in prison for stealing people's info.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: Kind of one of those marketing scams.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Defunding the elderly?
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I don't know if it's part of that thing
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: where you get those calls where you've already... returned your
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: car like two years ago, and they keep calling you
• 18:11
  Speaker 5: about your warranty being up.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: I always ignore calls from Utah.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So anyway, it's part of that.
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: It's part of other things where people thought they were
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: going to get an online business, and it was a scam. Anyway,
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: she says she's innocent, and she says she wants Kim
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: Kardashian to be on her legal team. I think she
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: just loves being famous. Yeah. And she's going to ride
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: this wave until it happens. She said Jen Shah wants
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: to hire Kim Kardashian. to be part of her legal team.
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: So good luck with that. I really don't think that's.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: Going to happen. But also these looks. Can we just
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: talk about the looks of this reunion, the dresses? Like
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: what in the Joanne's Fabric Hell is happening? Like she,
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: Jen Shaw in the dark purple, right?
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: That, I mean, it's giving me like Yzma from the
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: Emperor's New Groove vibes.
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: Yes, yes.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: And then it's just.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Weird, like, It was just, and then like, even Whitney Rose, she.
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: Has a one glove, like a one arm, one glove.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: The emerald, yeah.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: And a lot of feathers. I feel like a lot
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: of glue gun.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: A lot of glue gun. Drag Race Season 1.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, was used in this.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: Mini challenge.
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: Yes, and then the way they did the set was
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: very much, remember that kid's cartoon when we were younger
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: and Chris was, I'm Mr.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Heat, my turn.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: Like the Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because they made it look like ice castles, but
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: it just looks like... And then in the middle they
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: had pretend ice fishing.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: It just.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: It was.
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: But, you know, it's good. But one thing that's juicy
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: about this is this girl... Lisa Barlow, is at odds
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: with this other woman, Heather Gay. And Heather Gay said,
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: and we went to this other girl's trip to Cabo
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: and we went on her yacht and it wasn't fake
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: yachting like you've done where you just pose like you're
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: on yachts.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: So then Heather.
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: Barlow posted all these photos of all the times that
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: she has been a guest on a rich person's yacht.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: Good for her. Get those yacht receipts, girl. I'll show
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: you how many yachts I've been on.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Yes, I'll show you which rich friend invited me.
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: Okay, so then Kanye has some new fashions coming out.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: Great. Can't wait to not wear them.
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: He calls it stemware coming soon. I don't know why
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: he calls it stemware. That's glasses.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: That's like, yeah, that's like wine glasses.
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: But this is like, this looks like a girl that
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: is in a psych ward. She hasn't had a chance
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: to wash her hair in a really long time.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: Girl interrupted realness.
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: And then it looks like a straight jacket. But then
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: in the middle is like something where I think you
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: could like, almost like you could press it and play
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: music or something. I don't know what that is.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Like a little purple thing. You could put like a
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: little iPod or something.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: I don't know. It looks like one of those life alerts,
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: you know, where you're like, help, I've fallen and I
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: can't get up.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Which if you do fall and you're in a straight jacket,
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: you can't get up.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: So actually, that's actually a really smart move.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Fashion. Fashion. If you're going to fall, do it in style.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, too soon.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: 574,000 people liked it.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Who is buying this?
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: Ye fans I don't know I don't get it it's
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: literally like he can just have like a brown paper
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: bag and people are like this is it this is
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: style now here's where I can get on.
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: Board here are some other amazing fashions this Juicy Scooper
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: Melissa sent this and she goes why these horrendous these
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: are horrendous and they just came up on my Facebook
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: feed so it's like Little biker shorts, but then the
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: top of it is cut out.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: So it's like a bikini. And then you now.
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: I'm obsessed with the fact that now tops just feature
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: under tit.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Under boob, yeah.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: This is like upper thigh.
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: Just the very top of your upper thigh is peeking
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: through and like winking at you. And then the other
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: one is like peach pants, which with a G-string coming
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: out the top, which would happen to people, except it's
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: all attached.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: Low rise, yeah. So it's also.
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: Top of your ass cheek. It used to be bottom
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: of your ass cheek. Now it's top of your ass cheek.
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: What is going to be the new part of a
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: body that's going to be like slightly.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: I got it.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: What is it? I was very excited. What, Heather?
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Just the fupa.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Just the fupa.
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: So the new thing will be like pants or whatever.
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: And then they're just going to cut out a little
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: slit right at the fupa. And it's going to be like,
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: find your fupa, find your fun, be proud of your fupa.
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: And whether it's a fat fupa or not that, it's
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: just like, you know, it's just like the top of
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: the vagina that people have just ignored.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: And now it's, that's going to be it. You're welcome.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: The fanny pack slit or whatever. The fupa slip.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: Fupa pride. Yes. I'm here for it. But also, I'm
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: not mad at these. Like, I feel like.
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: I don't see the point of having cutouts on your
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: upper thigh in a biker short.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: I don't get that.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: The one on the left is giving me like Venice Beach,
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: put on some roller skates and like, you know, some headphones.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: And I could, you know, get down with that. I
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: don't know if I saw this out.
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: Is that little part of your thigh? Because this girl,
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: her thighs are touching. So just the very top of
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: your thigh is touching. So, you know, especially for rollerblading,
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: you might get like some chafe.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: A little bit of chafing.
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: The one on the right, I mean, girl, own that
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: Applebee's fantasy. Go for it.
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: But it's like that used to always be like the
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: embarrassing thing because like there was a time when like
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: low rider jeans were really in.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: And then you saw the butt crack.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: And then you always saw the G-string coming out.
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: But it was always like– and it was sad because
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: it was like you're a mom and you're leaning over
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: to like get your kids.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: It was like, oh, you whore.
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: Now again, it's like bring it back. Let's bring it
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: back to them. I– It's only $ 10.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: It's only $ 10. You know, that's the bottom line. If
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: you want to do it, release your inner hoe. I
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: have body positivity. Do it. The world's on fire.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Show your cheeks.
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: I'm going to tell you right now, Juicy Scoopers. I'm
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: going to give you a task, and I know it exists.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: And if it doesn't, Fashion Nova designers or Juicy Scoopers,
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: show me the fupa slit, naked fupa cutout, whether it's
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: in a dress or a pant. I know it exists,
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: and if it doesn't, Fashion Nova should make it.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: And it has, did you say a nude look, like
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: a nude top?
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: No, it just has to be like a cutout. You
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: know how like dresses have like cutouts on the side?
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: So this is going to be just a cutout, just
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: featuring the fupa.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: Fupa fashion.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Fupa fashion.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: Do you remember FUBU, like the For Us, Buy Us?
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: Now we have FUPU. Yeah.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Or FUPA, FUPA. Yeah. What does that stand for again?
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: Forest Bias?
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's Fat Upper.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: Fat Upper Pussy Area.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: Can I say pussy?
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: We're going to have to buzz it out. Just for YouTube.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Who cares?
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: Have you heard that Lindsay Lohan has really gotten her
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: shit together? No.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: I knew this day would come. First Ukraine, now this?
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: First of all, Perez Hilton said this. This is from
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: Deadline now. She strikes a two-picture deal with Netflix. She
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: is engaged and she's thriving professionally, according to Perez.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: And so there you go.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: Did you see her Super Bowl commercial?
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: No, what did she do in it?
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: It was like everyone being like, Lindsay, what's Lindsay up to?
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: And she's like working out. She's doing all this stuff.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: She's coming back. I'm excited for Lindsay Lohan.
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: Well, Lindsay Lohan, you just said you were about to tell.
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: You have a Lindsay Lohan story and I have a couple.
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: So why don't you tell yours first?
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: Well, I was fat shamed by Lindsay Lohan. This was,
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: I mean, who wasn't? This was when she was living
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: at the Chateau Marmont.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: Like on a Dolphy.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: How long was she living there for?
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: Who knows? Wasn't she there for like years? It was
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: like right after like Heath Ledger passed away and she
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: like moved into his old room and like wouldn't leave.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: And they had to like force her out. They were like,
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: get out of here. And like she was racking up
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: a bill and was like never paying it. And then
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: it was right when she booked Liz and Dick. Remember
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: when she was playing Elizabeth Taylor? So it was right
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: around that same time. So my friend, I know.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Was that a lifetime? Oh, my God.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: Go on. I think it was actually. And so my
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: friend was like, hey, it's my birthday. We're going to
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: have martinis at Chateau. And I'm like, yes, this is
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: going to be great. And we sat at this table
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: and I'm looking over and I'm like, it's Lindsay Lohan.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: Or sorry, Lohan at the time. And she got up
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: and was like walking behind us to go to the
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: bathroom to pee.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: And she got stuck behind me and was like, can
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: you just scoot up? And I was like, I'm up
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: all the way I can. And she was like, but
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: just like, can you just scoot up a little more?
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, and I got up and like was
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: pulled the chair back and she's like, thank you so much.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: And I was like, God damn. So then she's done,
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: comes back, does the same thing. And I'm like, can
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: you just walk around? Why are you putting me through
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: this hell in front of my friends?
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: So you interpreted that as being fat shamed.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: By Lindsay Lohan. Before fat shaming was a thing.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: I invented fat shaming. I was like, cancel Lindsay Lohan. Yes,
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: I felt like a victim at Chateau Marmont.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: My Lindsay Lohan stories are... Well, she.
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: Guest-hosted Chelsea Lately, Total Delight.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, she did. I forgot.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: And I was always worried because I did an impression
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: of her sister. We made fun of their weird show
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: they had where there was a grandma.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: Living Low Hand?
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there was Little Redhead Cody.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: Allie. I was Allie.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: And then I saw Allie at.
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: I was at a Kim Kardashian's wedding to Chris Humphries
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: and I was pretty buzzed and I was like, Allie,
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: oh my God, you know, I did an impression of
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: you and she's like, and what you did was so cruel.
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: And she was the first and only person since that's
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: ever like right to my face said like, I hate
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: the fact that you do an impression of me.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: Girl, you should be lucky someone does an impression of you.
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: I know, and I was like, well, you're a public figure,
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: and you did a reality show, and that's what our
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: job is, but I'm sorry I hurt you. And I go,
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: but you're tall and thin and gorgeous, so I'm in
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: love with your modeling. Yeah, so then she was modeling.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: What does she do now? Works at Staples or something, right?
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: No, I don't know.
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: She was always visiting Lindsay and going on, like, you know,
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: fancy dinners with rich people in, like, Dubai and Greece
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: and everything when Lindsay had her, like, low-hand beach club place.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: God, welcome to Mykonos. That is... So.
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: Then I stayed with Jill Zarin in the Hamptons one weekend.
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: And Lindsay and Allie were staying there, too. And I
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: had a conversation with Lindsay, like, in the kitchen. And
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: that's when she was, like, doing a play and engaged
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: to some father of two.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Then they broke up. I mean, she's lived, like, so
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: many different lives.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: Then she developed her accent where she was rescuing the
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: children who had parents. And now she's back.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: She's cheated death 400 times. She has lived the longest life.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: How old is she? Can you just look her up?
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: Like her soul?
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Let's guess how old she is.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: Hold on.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: I'm going to guess she's 34. I'm going to say
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: she's 36. Are you guys locking it in? I'm locking
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: it in.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: You said 34? I said 34.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: I'll say 36.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: 35.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: Ah! Oh, no! We got it right in the middle.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: We have to split the prize.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: But her soul is timeless. I mean, my God, the
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: life she's lived.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: I think her mom is in prison right now.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: Is she? I don't know.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: She had a DUI. Maybe she got out.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm tired of rumors starting. I'm sick of being followed.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: And then Michael was always.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: Michael was crazy and then they were fighting about her.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: I'm ready. I am ready for a Lindsay Lohan new era.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: I think this is the new.
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: Era of like Hallmark light movies, but cooler because you
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: could say it's on Netflix.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder if she's grown up. She doesn't give
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: a shit about the spotlight anymore and like paparazzi and
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: all that. Or maybe she... I really hope she doesn't
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: because she was addicted to like the paparazzi and like
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: Going out every night to the clubs and stumbling out drunk.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Like that night that she.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: And Paris.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Paris and Brittany all went out without underwear.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: And they were all like.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: They called her fire crotch.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: And they would all get out... Like, I took a class.
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: Did you?
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: Go on.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Called.
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: Robert Powers, John Robert Powers modeling school, which was just like,
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: of course, they took anyone and then acted like your
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: daughter could be a model.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: So my mom's like, where do I sign up?
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: Allie Lohan.
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: And nobody wanted me. But anyway, they did teach me
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: how to get out of a car. Okay.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: So the way you get out of a car. Oh, good.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Is you're sitting in the front seat.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: Was this before or after the Lindsay and Brady?
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: Way before. This is why I know they never went
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: to John Robert Powers.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: So you take your legs out.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh. Then you get up.
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: What a lot of people do and guys do or whatever,
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: people that are not wearing underwear and it's the early 2000s,
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: is they'd go like this.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: Those girls were just getting out of a Cracker Barrel
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: rocking chair, just like, come on now, let's go and get.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: And that's when everybody got to see their vaginas.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah. That was a whole thing.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: That was a whole thing. All right.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Inventing Anna, everyone is still talking about it.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: I'm so obsessed with it, you don't even know.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: No, so far.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, I love it. Like, I'm so exhausted by this
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: whole experience.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Why is your shirt not Fendi?
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, why are the money? God, just give me a
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: minute to breathe. I'm suffocating here.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: I don't have time for this!
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: Heather, you have no idea. Once ADF is happening, it's
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: going to be the most exclusive club in all of Manhattan.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Nobody's even going to talk about Soho House anymore.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: We don't care about Nobu or Fyre Festival with your
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: little Y.
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: No.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Anyway, this is her Instagram. She has 763,000 followers. That's it?
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: How embarrassing for her.
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: But I think she's still waiting on ice.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Sure. Like, so I think she's still in custody.
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: But yeah, I reported on how she's very, like, you know,
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: was revealing recently that the girl who she took to Morocco.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: And stuck with the $ 70, 000 bill. Yes.
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: She's still like, you know, she wanted to write a
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: book with me and I turned her down so she
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: had to write her own book. Like, I don't, you know,
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: she still wants to be my friend. She's still obsessed
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: with me.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: I love it, though. Yeah. I did not know that, like,
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: I mean, Shondaland just gets it. At first, the first episode,
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: I was like, this is too weird.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: No, the first episode, I was bored out of my mind,
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: but then it got better.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: And then I was just like, oh, my God, this
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: is everything. Like, I'm upset. Like, they're just so good.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: But she is just an awful person, so I hate her.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: Is she, though? Yes. We love to hate Anna Delvey.
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: She's definitely, like, she was never that cute, and she's
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: not getting any cuter.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Like, I'm just saying.
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: I know, but I just, I think that's the world
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: I want. I want the Shondaland version. I think I
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: want to live in a Shondaland world. We got Bridgerton, God,
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: which is coming out this month. And then, you know, Anadolvi,
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: like an Anadolvi world, trips to Morocco.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: I think there are, where did I read this?
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: There is like this, like, it's almost like she went
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: to finishing school, but she taught herself. Like, there used
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: to be an actual thing called finishing school.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Put books on your head.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, where you wouldn't– they taught you how to get
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: out of a car.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: Not properly.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Mine was just a.
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: Summer course I took with my sister in Warner Center
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: in Woodland Hills. But there were, like, real finishing schools
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: that if your daughter wasn't going to go.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: To college, it was, like, the shortcut.
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: Because basically back then you'd send your daughter to college to, like,
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: go find a rich man.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: So they would actually send– and it would, like, teach.
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: You– kind of how to marry up, how to behave,
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: how to know how to be around rich people.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: They would literally teach you like labels and teacups and what's,
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: because it's like, if.
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: You're not around it, like my mom never talked about
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: air may or like we weren't labally people. So it's like,
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: I knew what a nice piece of fish was. And like,
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: I knew how to get out of a car, but
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: I didn't know, like, Oh, the latest line of Gucci
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: or whatever.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: I hosted a fashion show and called it Hermes. She's
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: got a Hermes bag. When was this? This was when
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: I did What the Fashion and Morgan Stewart was like,
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: who are you?
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, that was really recent.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: No, it was not. It was like three or four
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: years ago.
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: I know, but you weren't like 14.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know women's bags. I don't know. But you
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: know how I'm learning etiquette?
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: Watching The Gilded Age on HBO Max.
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: Oh, talk about that. What's that show about?
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, my.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Is it good?
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: It's so good. Okay. It's American The Crown. No, no, no. Wait,
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: I take it back. It's American. Oh, I have heard
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: about this. Downton Abbey.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: It's set in the 1890s.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: Christine Baranski's in it. It's two houses. It's old money
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: versus new money.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: In New York City?
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: In New York City.
• 36:11
  Speaker 6: It's.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: Gorgeous. It's so fun. It's sassy. Like, Nathan Lane's in it.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: It's all about the Astors and the Rockefellers.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Ugh. And it's just so good. And the costumes and
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: the setting and, like, The poor people live down, not
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: the poor people, but the servants kind of in that
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: Downton Abbey style.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Just call them what they are. They're poor.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: They are poor trash. They need to take care of me.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: If you're going to work at ADF, you need a
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: good resume.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: And you need to clean.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: But they talk about the American way of place settings,
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: the British way of place settings. Oh, yeah. Money, statue,
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: calling on people.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: And who does Miranda play from Sex.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: And the City? Miranda plays Ada, who is Christine Baranski's
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: spinster sister. Yeah, which is Miranda's great, great, great, great grandmother.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I just made that up, but that
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: would be funny.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Because people said they're sort of similar.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: They're very, very, well, yeah.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: The characters.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: I actually like Cynthia Nixon in this role.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Do you think we're going to get to see it?
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: She doesn't get fingered in an old-style kitchen. I know.
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: But why not let her have a lesbian love? Because
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: if she was a lesbian, she just wouldn't get married.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: There were no such things as lesbians in the 1890s.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: It was salacious and scandalous.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: It's so good. There are gay people in it, though.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Of course there have to be.
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, but it's so good. Watch it. Gilded Age, HBO Max,
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: you're welcome.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's get into Love is Blind.
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Second season, I have completed it.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: Good.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: I think on.
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: Friday or whatever the fourth is, there's going to be
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: a reunion and a catch-up.
• 37:49
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: So if you have not watched, they.
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: pick these people and the guys and the girls are
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: each on one side and they kind of date through
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: these pods where they don't see each other, but they
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: get to like each other.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: I'll be honest.
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: I kind of skimmed that part a little bit until
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: they became couples and got engaged.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: But if you and I were to do it. Yeah.
• 38:10
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: But you're straight. Can you be straight in this?
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: How dare you? Okay. I could totally come across as straight.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: Okay. Let's go.
• 38:19
  Speaker 6: Ready?
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: Ready?
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Is this Justin?
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what's up?
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: Hi, it's Heather.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: Cool. So what are you into?
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: You know what it is?
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: I'm into just people telling me that I'm always so funny.
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: And people, I just like to be funny. And I also,
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: I'm going to interrupt for one second. Since you don't
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: know what I look like, I'm going to try to
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: get out that I might be hot. Okay. So I
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: like to... You know, I've always just been such a
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: beach girl. I love to just run on the beach.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: Love the beach.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Love the sun.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: Can I pick you up on my shoulders?
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I love that about you, that you could spin
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: me around. I'm a little bit.
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: I don't know, because we're not supposed to reveal what
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: we look like.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: I'm a little bit.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Not a short person.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: That's great. I love, like, long legs and boobs. Okay,
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: I have, whoa.
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: I feel like such a connection because I have really
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: long legs.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's great. I mean, you're definitely, like, the most real.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: person I've talked to in this pod.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: I feel like such a connection with you too.
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: And I mean, yeah, and it's like I... I'm all
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: about family.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: Good.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: We have a good time together and we work out together.
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: We eat really healthy. We like to drink and do
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: crunches and stuff. Good, good.
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. I feel that. I mean, I... I'm into, like,
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: avocado toast.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. That is, this is crazy.
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Wait, stop it.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I'm serious.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: How do you make your avocado toast?
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: I mean, like, how do you, I mean, how do
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: you not make avocado toast and make it, like, you know,
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: you spread it on toast and you add chili flakes for, like, kick.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Wait, oh, my God.
• 40:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: And I like dude stuff, you know, like, what other
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: dudes do that, like, you know, with girls.
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry that I'm like getting emotional right now.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fine. It's fine.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: I just feel like it's all vulnerable with you. And
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: it's like, I have, I'm just going to be really honest.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: I just want to hug the wall.
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: I just want to tell you that I have, I
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: was in a really abusive relationship before this one.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, you can talk to me.
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: And, um, I was not allowed to put chili flakes
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: on my avocado. Like it was, it was like a
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: real controlling narcissist. And he would like gaslight me and
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: he'd be like, you don't like chili flakes. And for
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: so long, I just convinced myself that I didn't. And
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: I just feel like it's the universe putting us together
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: that you like chili flakes on your avocado and I
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: like chili flakes on my avocado.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: Heather, you can't see me right now, but I'm getting
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: down on one knee.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Oh my God, Justin.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: I know we've just met. But we have a connection,
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: avocado toast and beach stuff. And I want to spend
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: the rest of my life with you. This is my
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: dead grandmother's ring. I brought it. I don't know your
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: ring size, but hopefully it'll fit on your thumb. Will
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: you make me the happiest man alive in this pod
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: right now? Will you marry me?
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: Justin, this is such a hard decision because I have
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: felt such connection with you.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: But there is someone else in the pod. And we
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: connected over making morning shakes.
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: And it just feels like a little bit of a
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: stronger connection because I do have a shake every morning
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: and avocado toast is like a weekend thing. I just
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: want to make the right decision because I really think
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: this experiment can work and I just want to partner
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: and to be married.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: And now we play the shitty music. Okay. When your
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: heart is broken on the floor in a thousand pieces.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: I mean, that was a scene.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Scene.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: Because now I get to go back.
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: And think about your second choice. Get your second choice.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: The worst music on Love is Blind. I think they
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: need a Love is Blind soundtrack because none of this
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: music was cleared. They have no real music. It's just
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: the worst music ever. I don't know what it is.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: If you listen to the music in Love is Blind,
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: when your heart gets roped in a thousand directions, it's like, what?
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Natalie and Shane.
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: Okay, this is what I need to talk about Natalie
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: and Shane.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: Go in. I've watched the whole thing.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Natalie and Shane.
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: Natalie is this pretty girl. Her parents are from China.
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: She's got long black hair and seems like she has
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: her shit together.
• 43:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Then there's guy Shane. He has his real estate license.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: Gary Busey's tethered. Like the weirdest guy.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: And here's the thing.
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: So they connect and they see each other and she's like,
• 43:26
  Speaker 5: he's hot. And he's like, I love you. And as
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: I'm watching this, I'm like, oh my God, this is
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: the thing.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: This guy was hot.
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: A dork and didn't have a lot of friends and
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: was really kind of weird and off up until about
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: like four years ago. About four years ago, he like
• 43:46
  Speaker 5: started working out, got some confidence, could go to a
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: bar and like get laid. But the real dorky weirdo
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: is still inside of him.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a straight male comic. That's exactly what it is.
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: And so he's like excited to have her, but he's insecure.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: And what happened with her... And, of course, this is
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: all editing.
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: So when there is surprises of who makes it to
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: the island, who actually ties the knot, they edit it
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: to surprise the audience.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: They probably cut out a lot.
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: Of things that, you know, would have made us go.
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: So people were like, what?
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: I'm shocked. So I don't want to read it for
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: people in case you're still watching.
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: But with them, I just could feel like even the
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: little bit they showed us that she was starting to, like,
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: see that this isn't this hot, cute, California blonde babe
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: that she like, can't believe he was into her type
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: of a thing. She's realizing, no, this was a dork
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: that bought some skinny jeans. And, and just like his face,
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: it's just like, he has no upper lip.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: It's like, It's like this, and he's jittery, and he's sweaty,
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, is he on Adderall, or does he
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: need Adderall? There's a lot, like, when they get married,
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: he's like, I'm like, is he on crack?
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: Like, what is going, and he's like, and he's just
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: getting drunk at his own wedding. Yeah, Danielle, or Danielle, Natalie,
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: get out of here. I think Natalie's the best. Her
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: mother was just like, God.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Why did my crazy girl do this? Just stick to
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: your job. I mean, this is the thing.
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: This was a huge hit first season. So I think
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: the people that went in, unfortunately, second season of a
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: reality show, 99% of the reason they're there is to
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: have a career in entertainment. And the rest is, and hey,
• 45:39
  Speaker 5: if I meet someone or even make a friend, fine.
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: But I mean, their intention was not, they kept saying,
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: I want to find someone.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: I'm ready to find someone. It was not, it was like,
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: I mean, and that.
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: Was the, that was what it sounded like, especially with,
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: I don't want to jump ahead, but especially with like
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: shake and deep tea where it was like, instead of like, Oh,
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: I want to find love. It was just like, I've
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: got to find someone like that was the thing. It
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: was like, you don't know what marriage is. Like, it
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: was just like, It was like a contest to them.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: They're like, I've got to find someone. I have to
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: find somebody. If I don't, I'm not going to be
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: on the show. They're going to kick me to the
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: curb like those six people that we never heard from again. Right.
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: And they also, I think there was, I read an
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: article that there was a whole nother couple that they
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: just did not feature.
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: The guy with the silver hair who I thought was
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: kind of hot.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: The one that was like 27 but looked like he
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: was 50?
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: But he had like gray hair.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, he made it with some.
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: I think so.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Because I kind of was like, God, none of these
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: people matched up.
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: None of them.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: But a couple of them did, but they just.
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: Didn't show up. They weren't as interesting.
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the producer kept saying, we just didn't have the bandwidth.
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: We didn't have the bandwidth to follow their.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Story or whatever. Okay, this guy, Sal.
• 46:45
  Speaker 5: with his ukulele, that guy absolutely is.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: Gay?
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Wants to be... No, just I think really wants to
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: be a singer. Yeah.
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: He was definitely like.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: He was.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: I thought he was so sweet. I think he's from
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: El Paso, Texas. So I'm like, yeah, you're repping Texas.
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: I love that. But like, yeah, he's giving me like
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: Benjamin Bratt, like Encanto vibes. Like, and I love the ukulele.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: I thought he was so sweet. His family was adorable.
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: And I love that he... But then there was always
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: something a little off.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: There's something off. There's something a little off. He would
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: look off and just kind of stare and be like,
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: I love Mallory. Right. She's the one for me.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: Listen, I am going to jump ahead.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: Go.
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: So I'm just letting you guys know I am going
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: to do some spoilers because I want to tell you
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: where these people are today.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: I did the research.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: Ayanna and Jared.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: She was a cute little black girl.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this one.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: He was his black guy.
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: He.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: Was the second pick.
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: She was his second pick. He picked Mallory first. But
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: he seemed super into her the whole time. And they
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: got married. But they haven't liked any of each other's
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: recent Insta posts.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: Not a good sign.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: Not a good sign. Okay.
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: Mallory and Sal. Sal was the one trying to get
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: a ukulele record deal. And Mallory looked sort of like
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: a J-Lo without money.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: But she's pretty cute.
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: Anyway, they did not get married, but instead agreed to
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: go on a date. They follow each other on Insta,
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: but don't like each other's recent pics.
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: Okay. Can I just say I was very mad? I
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: love Mallory. I thought Mallory was cool. She was going
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: through her own stuff. She was figuring stuff out. I
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: loved her hair, and I was more mad that they
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: strained her hair for her wedding. I was enraged. I
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: was like, who is straightening her hair? Give her a
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: nice curly updo.
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: And also, that is a tip for all brides. It's like,
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: do your hair the best it's ever looked, but if
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: you've never worn it up, if you've never done a
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: tight bun, don't wear a tight bun for.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: Your wedding day.
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: If your hair is always.
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: Curly, don't let them blow it out. But she knew
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: it wasn't going to be her wedding day.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she knew. Okay.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: Natalie and Shane, we talked about, they didn't get married
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: and he was furious with her because Natalie said they
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: weren't ready. Also because apparently he was a dick to
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: her the night before.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he said, I hate you the night before their wedding.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: And he goes, do not follow.
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: They don't follow each other on Insta, but Shane does
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: follow Shana. And Shana was a girl that he connected
• 49:26
  Speaker 5: with in the pods, but didn't pick her. And Shana,
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: I think Shana, Shana realized she didn't like her match.
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: And then I think the producers were like, go say something.
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: But then as time moves on, Shane is now famous.
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: And she's like, I don't want weird Shane. But all
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: I can think about is Shane is the realtor on Adderall.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: And he, or supposedly, or appears to be. Like, who
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: the hell?
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: I mean, he's going to get so many wasted calls
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: of people acting like they want to look for a
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: place just to like see him in action.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: And then they're not going to be serious buyers.
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: Oh, no.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: I bet he's a hit on Cameo.
• 50:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: I'm sure he's just like, hey, blah, blah, blah. Like, God.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, so then Deepri and Shake.
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: Shake, yeah. Shake and Deepti.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: And Shake is.
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: Shake and Deeps.
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: Had such an ego because he's pretty decent looking and
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: he was a vet.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: And they've only dated white people before.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Yes. The first Indian couple.
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: And he said, I just want a girl that I
• 50:25
  Speaker 5: can put on my shoulders. Meaning like, I need you
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: to be tiny.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: But then when he sees.
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: Her, he's like, oh my God. And he's grabbing her
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: ass and everything. But then right away he's like, I'm
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: not attracted.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: I'm not attracted. So they never boned, right?
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: They never boned.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: And yeah.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: And, but they slept in the same bed and they
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: kissed and all that stuff. But he, he kept calling
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: her like, Oh, she reminds me of my aunt.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: This is what I want to know is do they
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: get paid?
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: Yes, they do. They have to get paid.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know that they get paid.
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: What are they spending money on? Everything's given to them.
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: You don't get like the, I like, I don't believe, like,
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: the castmates of The Bachelor, they don't get... The Bachelor
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: girls and The Bachelor guys do not get paid.
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: I think if you make it to, like, the top couples....
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: A little, if anything.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, they were put in, like, affordable housing.
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: So they get to the... Yeah, they get to the
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: affordable housing. So some of them.
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: Some of them lived, actually, in Chicago.
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: No, yeah, so they all are in Chicago, but I
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: guess they still kind of had to go to work in...
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: But they still could do a little bit of work.
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: But they definitely had to take, like, the first two
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: weeks they had to be off because one week was
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: in the pod, one week was in Cancun. Then they
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: have three weeks of living at home in Chicago.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: But also during the pandemic. So the whole thing was
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: five weeks, right?
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: So then it probably worked out perfectly because they probably
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: couldn't go to their jobs anyway.
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But, I mean, shake and deep tea. I have
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: to say I'm team deep tea the whole time.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: Of course, yeah.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: She looked stunning in her outfit. Her family was wonderful.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: And how embarrassing. We constantly hear that he was, like,
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: not attracted to you. And he's just like, yeah, I know.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: And she also, like, was like, I lost 70 pounds
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: or something like that. So she had this, like, huge
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: weight loss.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: Wait, did she lose 72?
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: She said something in, like, the pods where she was like,
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: I recently lost, like, 60.
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: I thought that was Nick and Danielle lost 70.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: She did as well. Danielle, yeah. But we'll get it.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: Let's get into it. But I thought Deep D when
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: she was like, you know what? I'm marrying myself today.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: I was like, get it, girl. And when she left,
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: and that's when he showed his true self where he
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: was like, well, let's all just get drunk and party.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: I'm like, yep, yep, yep. That's who you are. That's
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: who you are, Shake.
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: And also, I think it was really good the way
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: the producers would do it because I think what they
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: did was each time that people got up to the.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: That was DT.
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: Before.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, she did lose a lot of weight.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
• 52:47
  Speaker 6: So.
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: I think when they got up to the altar, then
• 52:51
  Speaker 5: the preacher or whatever would say, you chose to get engaged,
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: sight unseen. And, you know, how do you– and then
• 53:00
  Speaker 5: whoever was going to be the dumper who was– then
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: they would let them go first. Because some of the couples,
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: the girls spoke first. And some of the couples, the
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: guy spoke first.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: So I noticed that.
• 53:12
  Speaker 5: So like the producers obviously knew, okay, 100%, I'm not
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: getting married. And then they would tell the preacher, okay,
• 53:19
  Speaker 5: make sure you ask the guy first how he feels
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: because he's going to say a bunch of stuff.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: And at the end, he's going to be like, I'm out. Yeah. Yeah.
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: I loved this show. I mean, Kyle and Shana, I
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: knew they were doomed. From the get-go. But also, Kyle
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: was such an idiot for not knowing. Could you not
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: read her body language? He was just like, all right, well,
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: she left you in Mexico. You don't go back and
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: be like, so are we still on for lunch?
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: Again, I think he knew it was over with, but
• 53:56
  Speaker 5: the producers were like, go back.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: This way you have more air time. People are going
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: to see you.
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: It wasn't humiliating for him because basically- She said, like,
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: I believe in Christ and you don't. So it wasn't
• 54:08
  Speaker 5: anything like, oh, I'm not attracted to your face, your body,
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: or what you do for a living. It was, like,
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: solely something that he was kind of proud of and
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: it was his belief. So it's like he had the most, like,
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: least embarrassing dump.
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we didn't see Kyle's family at all. We didn't
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: meet Kyle's family. I was here for Shana's mom, like,
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: just judging the whole time. But also rumor has it
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: that Kyle and Deepti are dating now. I heard that.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: I don't know if that's true or not.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, yes.
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Well, there's Steve.
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: And then... But.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: Also, how crazy was Natalie and Nick?
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: Oh, and then Natalie revealed that someone asked her in
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: the pods before that she got an engagement, too, and
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: passed on it because she liked Shane better.
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't mean Natalie. I meant Danielle and who's
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: the other guy? Nick?
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, those two. But Danielle's mom, Wendy.
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: Oh, Danielle and Nick are still together and married.
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: They are? Yes. I mean, I guess crazy attracts crazy.
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: And no one sweats from their pants like that.
• 55:10
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: I think he peed on the altar. He.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: Just saying.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was... It's very bizarre. But you know what?
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, people want to get married. You know,
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: that's it. And I think when they... I think they were.
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: The happiest wedding photos.
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: And then obviously, they never told their parents what they
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: were doing. That was part of their deals to surprise them.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: Just like when Colton coming out. Colton, I think when he.
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: Got his Netflix show, they were like, tell your parents
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: you're just on another show about dating. And then you're
• 55:45
  Speaker 5: going to talk about it, and then they're going to
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: realize what the show's really about.
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: It's a bomb on me. Colton?
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: Speaking of single people, Melinda Gates is telling Gayle King
• 55:57
  Speaker 5: that billionaire husband Bill Gates broke her trust as she
• 56:01
  Speaker 5: opens it about their huge divorce. So she's doing this
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: big sit down. So it hasn't happened yet, right?
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: No. She's doing a.
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: Big sit down interview with Gayle King. I'm pretty excited
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: to see. They have three kids. You know, they've been
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: married forever. You know, she shocked the world when she
• 56:19
  Speaker 5: and Bill announced that they were ending their 27 year marriage.
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: And they finalized their $ 130 billion divorce settlement. Right. God,
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: I hope she's okay.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: So what happened? Why did they separate? Do we know? Oh,
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: he acted inappropriately toward female employees. Was that it?
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: Wait, was that why?
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: It says, in the wake of the separation, several accusations
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: were made that Bill had acted inappropriately toward female employees.
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: It also claimed that Microsoft founder Persuaded repeated extramarital affairs,
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: and he confessed to engaging in an affair with a
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: female staff member in 2000.
• 56:56
  Speaker 5: Oh, in 2000– and then he– this was the story
• 56:58
  Speaker 5: that also had the weird thing where one– like same
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: time next year he used to go to his old
• 57:05
  Speaker 5: girlfriend's house near the lake or something.
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: The first few years of their marriage.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You know who else did this? Prince Charles. You know? Yeah.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: It's like you're– I mean and also you're Bill Gates.
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: You're not like Jason Momoa. You're not– it's like you're
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: just some nerd. some rich nerd you know let him
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: who cares you get 130 billion dollars let you know
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: i'm not saying let your husband cheat but.
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: Like like a lot of people whether you've got billions
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: or not the kids got older yeah and they just
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: like came to an agreement and like let us just
• 57:40
  Speaker 5: like do our thing who really cares i don't know but.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: When the kids are out of the house i love when.
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: They make a big deal about like how much they
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: give to charity i'm like.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: Okay. You know who else does that? The women in
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: the Gilded Age. Oh, I love Charity. Go for it.
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: You have to watch it.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: Okay. Let's talk about Britney Spears.
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: Can this just be like my phone background?
• 58:02
  Speaker 5: She is in the French Polynesian on vacation.
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: For her boyfriend's birthday.
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: Going full nudes and then she posts them with little
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: diamonds on her nipples and vagina and butt crack. And
• 58:17
  Speaker 5: one of the things that she was doing, she was
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: holding her head and But she was like squeezing them,
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: like beeping them, like little horns.
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: Mammogram.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: Going around. And, you know, people are like, comments are like,
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: come on, girl. Why are you giving it all away?
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: Why are you showing it all?
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: And then her next post was like, all right, folks,
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: showing my bod in French Polynesia as a rebel and
• 58:39
  Speaker 5: a free woman. I will do big letters because I
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: think that means it's important. And I don't want to
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: be left out showing things of importance. Let's talk makeup. Okay,
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: I've always been a frugal buyer. If it's absolutely amazing,
• 58:55
  Speaker 5: I will spend money on it. But the way I
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: was raised, I've always been very conscious of what I spend.
• 59:01
  Speaker 5: And I just realized today, Tuesday, March 1st, the only
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: makeup I used to wear was Chanel.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: I really like this big letter thing.
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: Anyway anyway last night I bought my makeup and I'm
• 59:14
  Speaker 5: excited because the pick above me is I'm wearing only
• 59:18
  Speaker 5: Chanel makeup anyways I'm sure There are a lot of
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: other brands that can do the trick, but I remember
• 59:26
  Speaker 5: this one made me feel absolutely beautiful. To the makeup
• 59:29
  Speaker 5: artist who gave it to me, thank you. Well, this
• 59:33
  Speaker 5: photo is like 15 years ago, so I don't know.
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: No, it's longer. It's more than that. That's like at
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: the VMAs. That's like 2001 to maybe like 2004. This
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: is definitely, yeah, this is like Billboard Music Awards or
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: something like that, but like She's there for her fiancé' s
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: birthday's March 4th this week. So, I'm like, let her,
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: I mean, shit.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: Well, the makeup has not been great for a long time.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. She looks like a wet raccoon.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, if you're looking for a smoky eye.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: It's just like. It's like she got her makeup done
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: by Julia Fox. I'm sorry, Kanye West. And then he
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: just wet his hands and just smeared it.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 5: I've talked a lot about it. So I guess just
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: rolling around naked.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: Do it. I guess just go do it.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: And she did it to Wicked Game by Chris Isaac,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: which is like one of the music videos that like
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: awoke my sexual peak as a kid.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 5: Ugh.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: Where she's rolling around in the sand. Yeah.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: And I hear Wicked Game. And then they got married. Yeah,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: Helena Christensen and Chris Isaac. No, I don't think so.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: But like I'm saying get naked, do it. But also,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: I think she just got a $ 15 million book deal.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: Does she need to tag Chanel? Or is she asking
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: makeup brands to send her stuff?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: Well, then she posted this.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, God. I thought this was a fourth grader.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: And it looks to be an assignment that she had
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: maybe in the fourth grade.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: Maybe now.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: Maybe younger. Or maybe now.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: And it's like, who is your hero? And she writes, Dad.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: Why do you consider this person to be your hero?
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: He is brave. Is there anything your hero is frightened of?
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: And then she wrote mom.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 5: So she takes this piece of schoolwork that she kept
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 5: with her all these years, brings it to the French Polynesian,
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: takes a photo of it, I assume, and posts it.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: And then writes, oops, let's see.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 5: This is the day I realized my mom should have scared.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 5: I realized my mom should have scared my dad in
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 5: life or possibly just attempted to care. PSS, I've learned
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 5: to be like her.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know. That way, your sweet daddy's never scared, right, Ma?
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 5: Psss. When moms play their daughters LOL, five red roses, geez,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: my whole life, if you look up, you can see.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: A child wrote this. Only a child knows.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: Psss.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: And what the child said is the way it should be.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: This is my favorite horror film. Like, this is... It's scary.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: It's very like whatever happened to Baby Jane.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: I don't even... I'm like... I don't even get.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: I don't get it.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: Her book should just be a book of riddles.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: That's all it is going to be.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: It's going to be a book of riddles.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: It should be like a little game. Because literally, I
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 5: feel like I'm figuring this out. So she is trying
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 5: to say.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: That her dad was scared of her mom and that's
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: a good thing.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: And the child.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 5: But that also she was scared of the mom or
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 5: she's saying, dad should be scared of you.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: But is that a good thing?
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: I don't know. But again, I'm thinking of one of
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: her lyrics to one of her songs. You say, I'm crazy.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: I've got your crazy. That's what it is.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: I'll one up you. I'm just, I don't know.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: Maybe the book entails like some, Maybe she gets like
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: some emoji stickers and you can put them on her bits.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: Maybe there's like a paint by number. Maybe there's like
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: put the brown shoes on the feet. I don't know
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: what kind of book we're going to get. But if
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: it's going to be cryptic and like Easter eggs and
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: all that kind of stuff, we're going to be like
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: decoding it for a while.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 5: This is some juicy scoop that I've heard about for
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 5: a long time that I've been quiet about. But now
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: it has been written. It's all alleged, but it is
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 5: coming from, who wrote this? I think the, no, but
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 5: who wrote the article? Laura Sophia wrote it.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: Anyway, this has been the rumor.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 5: That after a night of going out in Aspen while
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 5: the girls were filming, the real house was at Beverly Hills.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: They went back to where they were staying, and Kathy
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: Hilton was pissed at the girls because, I don't know,
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 5: they bailed on her.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: They did something that pissed her off.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 5: The cameras weren't around, and she allegedly, hearsay, who knows,
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 5: referred to Sutton's assistant As the F-A-G word.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: Oh. Oh, that's the F word?
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay. I was like.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: Rhymes with maggot, okay?
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 6: Oh!
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 5: And that was upsetting to a lot of people because
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 5: it's a very derogatory word. That was real quick, by
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 5: the way. And then after this Aspen trip, like... Lisa
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: Rinna would post these cryptic things, you know, like, Oh,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 5: I guess cease and assists are back and everything. And again,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: people were putting this together like a puzzle. So now
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: apparently it was a cease and assist was sent to
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 5: Lisa Rinna saying, don't next.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: Time y'all get together for lunch and the cameras are there.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 5: Don't go, Oh my God, you guys, you have no
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 5: idea what happened when we got back from the nightclub
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 5: that night, you know, Kathy was so pissed and she
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 5: said this. And now it's out there for them to
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 5: all ruminate and talk about on camera. So she sent
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: a legal letter saying don't bring that up. And then
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 5: she stopped filming with them. She didn't do any more episodes.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 5: Like she didn't do the final like episode.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: Kathy? Kathy didn't do the final like goodbye party or whatever.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: Because of this.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: Well, this is what they're putting all together.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 5: So other people, I was reading it, and some gay
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 5: men in there was like, I don't care if she did.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 5: She's still great for the show. I don't want to
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: see her get canceled.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: I don't really care.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: It would make my day if Kathy Hilton called me
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: the F word. I think this is... I'd be like, yes, bitch.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 5: I think she may have referred to him. I don't
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 5: know if she said it to him.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: So refer to him about it.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 5: Listen, if it's true or not, it's just going to
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 5: be Because there weren't cameras there, it's going to be
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 5: her word against the ladies.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: These women are just jealous that Kathy Hilton's getting all
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: this love, I think. Yeah. And especially that Kathy Hilton
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: has now become a gay icon.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 5: And then how it gets out there, like, the same
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 5: way the whole loosey-goosey, apple-juicy, the dog of Dorit's. And,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 5: you know, who put out that story and how the
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 5: story made Dorit look bad. But then again, if this
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 5: really did happen, why are we mad at the– So.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: Anyway, never be a Kathy Hilton. Yeah.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: Sorry.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 5: So I think they're thinking, Ooh, you know, but it's
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 5: like people want people to be canceled that they don't like.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: And if they like her, they're like, it's, it's okay
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: by me.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: So, and again, if it's not on camera, you know,
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: Allegedly. Right. Allegedly.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: And then this was amazing. Lisa Rinna posted these photos
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: of Harry fucking Hamlin.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah. That's the other F word.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 5: Who did a photo shoot, did a photo shoot for
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 5: Interview Magazine. But these outfits are just very interesting. He's wearing,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: is that Fendi?
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, those look like Fendi pants.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 5: Then he's wearing like a monk robe with a black
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 5: cowboy hat. And then he's out in the garden in
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 5: a white coat and a white, but with these enormous
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 5: black shoes.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: They look like they're like three sizes too big. But anyway,
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: kind of bizarre.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: I love this. I love a good like Harry Hamlin, like,
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: Photo shoot.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 5: Real Housewives of New Jersey, this was kind of crazy.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: We got to see Teresa's new man.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: Is this drunk drawn?
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: This is drunk drawn.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: I love drunk drawn so much.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: And a new man, and.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 5: He was in the hot seat, and it made his
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 5: face very red. Also, they were by the Jersey Shore,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 5: and I think sometimes people don't use as much sunscreen
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: as they should. He was very nervous about having to
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 5: defend the fact that that he went on this like,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 5: like ultra male.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: Retreat, retreat a few years ago, alpha male.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: And then did like a video to his fiance at
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 5: the time saying, I want to marry you and everything.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: And then sent it to her. They broke up.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 5: He becomes famous being Teresa's boyfriend. And she released it
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: out into the internet wild and everybody saw it. So
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: they're all seeing it while they're filming it. And then
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 5: they bring it up and he's like, I'll explain.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: I'll explain.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 5: Now, Teresa was very defensive of him. And we see
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 5: this one moment where he's basically like a lot of
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 5: men have said to their women, or a lot of
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 5: people have said to their partner, like, you know, Hey,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 5: I don't need you to defend me.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: Let me finish.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: Two ears, one mouth.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 5: Let me talk like, and she's like, okay, okay. But
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 5: she was being kind of annoying, but it's like we
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 5: start to see the cracks of this perfect love. Like, okay,
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 5: now you're just like every other 50-year-old couple.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: Shut up.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 5: Anyway, he says, what happened was I went on this retreat,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 5: this boot camp that my friend told me about, and
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 5: I realized there I was with the wrong woman and
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 5: I was breaking up with her and now she's very thirsty.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 5: And so she put it out there. But we all
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 5: saw the video and he was saying, I want to
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 5: marry you. I want to put our lives back together.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 5: And now he just like is saying, I was actually
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: breaking up with you.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: Anyway, so it's getting juicy.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: Also, two ears, one mouth is my favorite porn. I'm
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: just going to say it was really there for me
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: during the pandemic.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: Two ears, one mouth.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: Two ears, one mouth.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: And the other one was there's lots of yous.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: There's only one of me.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 5: Which would also work for a New Jersey because they
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 5: always say, hey, yous. Yous, yeah.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: There's lots of yous. There's only one of me. Yeah. God.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: What else do you want to talk about? Well, we're
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: going to be together.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're going to be together.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: You have some exciting news.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, I do.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: Why don't you tell your exciting news?
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: My exciting news is I have my own podcast.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: My solo project. It's going to be called Just Sayin'
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: with Justin Martindale. It comes out on Friday, this Friday,
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: wherever your platforms are. So I'm starting that up with
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 3: Comedy Store Records, and I'm very excited about that. So
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: it's going to be just me. Maybe some guests. I'd
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 3: love to have you on. We'll see. You don't want
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: to go into the basement of the Comedy Store?
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: No, of course I'll do it.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: It'll be fun.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 5: No, I'm excited for you, and I think that's great.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 5: So everybody, check that out on Friday. Follow Justin if
• 1:10:22
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• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: I was here? The Cozy Earth, like, jumper jogger set?
• 1:10:29
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• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: Great.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 5: And do you think– here's one more question for you.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Do you think we're going to see Colton as
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: coming out Colton?
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: Season two.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: You do think so?
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: That is your prediction?
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: I think I'm already predicting it. We're going to get
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: season two. It's really hard not only being gay, but
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: now getting gay married. So we're going to have him.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: Lots of groomzilla jokes?
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: Groomzilla jokes. We're going to get retreats. We're going to
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: get bachelor parties. We're going to get all these instagays
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: that he's now best friends with being like, Colton, you're
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: so funny. You know, we're going to get like a
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: guy's trip. It's going to be him planning the wedding
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: and the chaos that ensues. Mark my words. It's not
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: going to be called. Here comes the groom or some
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: shit like coming out Colton, which, by the way, I
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 3: didn't realize that he's 30 and his fiance is 39.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: It's not that big of a deal. Also, like, you
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: just came... Who marries the first boy? Who marries their
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: first boyfriend?
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 5: Do you think it is that a lot of Netflix
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 5: deals include two-year guarantee?
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 5: Or it might have been with the stipulation, we want
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 5: to do two seasons if there's enough there.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: There's enough there.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: And would there have been enough there, though?
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: If they did not get engaged?
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: And I think this is a thing where they... We'll
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: plan everything. And at the end, Colton's going to be like,
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: I'm not ready yet. It's going to be his love
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: is blind.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: And then we get a season three of them going
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: to couples therapy and then working it out. Or maybe
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: they break up and he's like single again. Yeah, we're not.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: Wrong.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: We're not getting rid of them for any time soon.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: They will get married. Mm-hmm. They will get married. And then,
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: you know, I was just doing Jeff Lewis' show.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: And Megan Weaver knows the guy who.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 5: She knows a guy who was in a very long,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 5: like 10, 15-year relationship.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: With the guy.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: Jordan? Is it Jordan?
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 5: Yes, who then left his boyfriend of 15 years after
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 5: meeting Colton.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Where could this go?
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: So I think they get married.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: Red flags.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: This is what I think. They get married.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 5: Hoping that they'd get a third season to go down
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 5: the baby route of freezing eggs, finding a surrogate, finding
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 5: an egg donor, the whole thing.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: Because it worked for Michael and Lance, so I guess
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: that's what we do now.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 5: But if Lance and Michael didn't get a show about that,
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 5: I don't think that Netflix will sign up for the
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 5: third year. And then they're going to be like, well,
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 5: if no one's going to watch this journey, we're just
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 5: going to hang out and have a fun couple. We're
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 5: not going to be as in a rush to go
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 5: down the baby road unless people are filming it.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: Well, that's the thing. Lance and Michael actually want to
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: be parents.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: That's the thing.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: I feel like if they did do a Netflix thing
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: with them and they're like, oh, we're going to bring
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: Michael and Lance in, they'd be like, yeah, this is
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 3: how you take care of a baby.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 5: Oh, you mean bring them in for an episode just to.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: Be like daddies?
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: They'll be the dad friends. Yeah. I hope not. I
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: love them so much. I'm like, oh, come on, guys.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 3: Don't do that. But I definitely think we're going to
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: get it coming out, Colton.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 5: You think you're going to get mad if Lance and Michael.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: No, get the check.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: Go for it. But I'm just like.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: Do an episode. They will.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: They probably will.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 3: Well, that's... I'll be in the back. I'll be in
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: the background.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: This is a new section called Gay Predictions.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: Gay Predictions with Justin Martindale.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: Here's what's coming out, no pun intended, on Netflix in
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: the near future. Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 2: Love you.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: Thank you. I love you too, sweetheart.
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  Speaker 4: They think you're done for the day, but they don't
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 4: know about the drawer. The drawer. Just the one square
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 4: before bed. Or two, you know. Nobody's watching.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: You deserve a treat.
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  Speaker 4: With eight flavours to choose from, you can choose the
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: flavour you favour with Cadbury Dairy Milk.