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- 0:08Speaker 1: M hmm.
- 0:27Speaker 2: And Shaun's gonna meet that one.
- 0:29Speaker 3: Yo.
- 0:29Speaker 4: She gonna meet that one, gonna put some ship on him,
- 0:33Speaker 4: and next thing you know, she won't come up.
- 0:36Speaker 1: She won't call you like bitch. No, the faint call.
- 0:41Speaker 5: He's gonna get is you have a color that call from?
- 0:47Speaker 1: He tried me, Brandon, come get me pleased and said,
- 0:51Speaker 1: how a girl was it?
- 0:51Speaker 6: Though, Oh, you gotta bring us ten percent because I
- 0:55Speaker 6: don't have no previous charges.
- 0:57Speaker 1: And I didn't cut him that deep.
- 1:03Speaker 2: You spend the good mouth.
- 1:07Speaker 1: I didn't raise you like that. No, I didn't raise
- 1:12Speaker 1: you like that.
- 1:13Speaker 4: I this nasty, Yeah, just nasty.
- 1:23Speaker 5: But if it was sensual, I'm saying, no, no fat
- 1:28Speaker 5: Especially is she asking for it?
- 1:30Speaker 4: You ain't the please, no fault and she asked, no
- 1:35Speaker 4: asked You ain't got no Chase, but like she ask
- 1:41Speaker 4: for you, ain't got no tu in the But I'll take.
- 1:44Speaker 6: A thumb in the butt can allegedly sometimes Yeah, Chase,
- 1:50Speaker 6: you gotta write down just when you.
- 1:52Speaker 1: Just got a massage, Chase with my belt, just got
- 1:55Speaker 1: a massage. If I'm gonna beat your own ways, I
- 1:58Speaker 1: didn't raise him like that.
- 2:00Speaker 2: Let'm saying she was trying to run.
- 2:01Speaker 1: So he where are you going?
- 2:04Speaker 2: Oh?
- 2:04Speaker 5: Not the doorstop.
- 2:07Speaker 1: That I'll do that.
- 2:10Speaker 4: I mean because I mean your technique before, because you
- 2:12Speaker 4: got the too, you got the two indentations and get back.
- 2:15Speaker 2: So it's like, you know, like a little bolling ball.
- 2:18Speaker 5: This nigga just say, welcome to this episode of Wine
- 2:22Speaker 5: and Audacity the podcast. Now I'm your host. Brain is
- 2:25Speaker 5: a card, and these niggas are freaked out as fuck.
- 2:29Speaker 1: Business.
- 2:30Speaker 2: It's too big, old freak.
- 2:31Speaker 1: It's crazy, right, I was mined at my business.
- 2:34Speaker 5: How y'all feeling sweep my names?
- 2:36Speaker 2: I'm cool.
- 2:37Speaker 1: I'm chilling them straight like I need a thumb in
- 2:39Speaker 1: my butt. I tell jokes. I don't do no lies.
- 2:46Speaker 5: Now. It's a beautiful thing.
- 2:48Speaker 1: Friend, I'm trying to tell you. She tell me, tell
- 2:51Speaker 1: me him, lie tell me.
- 2:53Speaker 5: I'm lying.
- 2:53Speaker 2: It's a little about you, a little you be a
- 2:55Speaker 2: little bolling ball.
- 2:56Speaker 1: Jesus Christy.
- 2:58Speaker 5: Damn boling ball.
- 3:07Speaker 1: That's an episode title, little boulet Ball.
- 3:11Speaker 5: I'm going to the notes. Yeah mm hmmmm, my little
- 3:22Speaker 5: bowling ball. Y'all niggas freaked out that ship. What's the
- 3:30Speaker 5: song to go with that? What's a good song about Bowling.
- 3:33Speaker 5: Oh ship, I did show see me?
- 3:37Speaker 1: Ru? Yeah?
- 3:49Speaker 2: Oh ship?
- 3:51Speaker 5: You remember remember the scenes from from We Bowling when
- 3:54Speaker 5: you ain't here to strike and pop on the street
- 3:56Speaker 5: like straight. I wish we could insert that. That would
- 3:59Speaker 5: be he can.
- 4:00Speaker 1: Do it with h what is it is? The previous
- 4:06Speaker 1: without context?
- 4:07Speaker 5: Yeah, I gotta go back to doing those before wanting
- 4:09Speaker 5: to cust my hands out.
- 4:11Speaker 6: You wonder was going at it on on that That
- 4:14Speaker 6: bitch tried me the other day and I was cackling.
- 4:18Speaker 4: Hey, yo, that's fucking funny, she said, riding dirty.
- 4:26Speaker 1: That's the first thing that popped in my head. I
- 4:29Speaker 1: can't ball rolling.
- 4:33Speaker 4: Ironically enough, yo, that ship. Let's fucking like the whole time.
- 4:38Speaker 4: She said my like he said, I said, my little
- 4:40Speaker 4: balling ball in my head. It's like my little pony,
- 4:43Speaker 4: A little pony.
- 4:45Speaker 5: I mean, hey, no, no real talk, yo.
- 4:48Speaker 1: I had. I got a homegirl.
- 4:50Speaker 4: Her name is Shelby, and and you know the Shelby
- 4:54Speaker 4: is is one of the Mustangs.
- 4:56Speaker 2: And the dude that she was dealing with called her
- 4:58Speaker 2: his little pony.
- 5:00Speaker 1: M hm m hmmm hmm.
- 5:02Speaker 2: I bust all laughing, and everybody else was like, I
- 5:05Speaker 2: can call it a.
- 5:06Speaker 1: Lot of things.
- 5:06Speaker 5: I don't think I've ever been called the pone. My
- 5:09Speaker 5: little tweakies are my favorite ones called a stallion. Hey,
- 5:15Speaker 5: come in a little toaster strid, this.
- 5:22Speaker 4: Nigga out here, glazing faces and ship bro, I mean
- 5:25Speaker 4: to be your question, my bad, my faces, blazing buns,
- 5:29Speaker 4: faces buns, aim.
- 5:32Speaker 1: To please, literally.
- 5:36Speaker 5: Aim to please call me South rise and flower.
- 5:40Speaker 1: Hey, that's.
- 5:44Speaker 2: Comings at the stage.
- 5:51Speaker 6: If I go to a club and that's how they
- 5:53Speaker 6: introduced the stripper, I'd be like.
- 5:54Speaker 1: You knew just starting strings.
- 6:02Speaker 5: Interesting, you want some muffins or you want some donuts.
- 6:07Speaker 5: But then because the nickname, his nickname will turn in
- 6:09Speaker 5: the East Infection talking about Flying Night.
- 6:12Speaker 1: It's just.
- 6:15Speaker 5: Today, My god.
- 6:19Speaker 1: You see what they called him.
- 6:28Speaker 7: Wow, Wow.
- 6:32Speaker 4: Wow East Christ and yeasty boys. Wow he turned out,
- 6:40Speaker 4: he trying. He he gave her a brass monkey. Mm
- 6:44Speaker 4: hmmm mm hmmmmm, brass monkey, that funky monkey.
- 6:51Speaker 1: Mm hmmm hmm. That's disgusting.
- 6:55Speaker 4: Damn now that you think about that, bro, what y'allways
- 7:01Speaker 4: they talking about the girl ship was fucked up? What
- 7:05Speaker 4: you mean, bac boys, brass monkey, brass monkey, that funky monkey.
- 7:13Speaker 4: It's like, wouldn't be surprised, damn whoever they wrote that
- 7:19Speaker 4: song about. She she probably heard that ship was like,
- 7:21Speaker 4: fuck y'all, fuck the beastie.
- 7:24Speaker 5: Boys, fucking yeasty boys, yeast this christ so other other
- 7:34Speaker 5: than thumbs and butts. What's new, my niggas?
- 7:40Speaker 1: What's going on? That's funny?
- 7:44Speaker 5: It's fucking July, is it?
- 7:47Speaker 1: Yeah? Already?
- 7:49Speaker 4: Yeah, y'all noticed that it's always the boys in the
- 7:51Speaker 4: families that don't that don't be like, don't be wanting
- 7:54Speaker 4: to be fucked with, because I mean, for a while
- 7:56Speaker 4: with the Contrascians show you you didn't really see Rob
- 7:59Speaker 4: like that.
- 8:00Speaker 1: You still don't blame I don't you don't see like.
- 8:04Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
- 8:04Speaker 2: It's like your Rob.
- 8:05Speaker 4: Rob stayed under the radar and unless they unless they
- 8:09Speaker 4: like blatantly went to this like went to this nigga,
- 8:11Speaker 4: it was like, hey, you know, and then did a
- 8:13Speaker 4: scene with him.
- 8:14Speaker 1: But other than that, he stayed.
- 8:15Speaker 6: I don't blame him, and that's perfectly fine. That is
- 8:17Speaker 6: his He didn't next to be famous. He was just
- 8:20Speaker 6: born into a famous family. Ain't nothing wrong with that.
- 8:23Speaker 6: Leave me alone, ain't nothing.
- 8:24Speaker 1: Mind of your business On the subject of Rob.
- 8:27Speaker 6: Those shout out to my girl Black China uh aka
- 8:31Speaker 6: Angela White because that was the ultimate okay you you
- 8:35Speaker 6: was my friend. Now your little sister hunting on my baby, daddy,
- 8:38Speaker 6: watch this, I'm gonna make my baby or Kardashian now what.
- 8:43Speaker 1: I liked everything about that. That was beautiful, you know what?
- 8:47Speaker 1: But that was my kind of patty.
- 8:49Speaker 4: And it wasn't but your that ship bag for doing
- 8:51Speaker 4: it because your Chris tried to like trademark trademark Shorty.
- 8:55Speaker 1: Had biting her and her reconstructed news. How dare you no?
- 9:01Speaker 4: Because she wanted to like well, I think it was
- 9:03Speaker 4: like it started like a perfume line or some ship.
- 9:05Speaker 1: Like that using my child n Yeah, but you need
- 9:12Speaker 1: another surgery, yep.
- 9:15Speaker 5: I wouldn't say. I've never been a fan of the
- 9:17Speaker 5: Kardashian I've never paid attention to them, so I don't
- 9:21Speaker 5: really know, like, yeah.
- 9:23Speaker 2: You ain't messing ship.
- 9:24Speaker 5: I mean I assume so, but you know what I'm saying.
- 9:26Speaker 5: I've seen clips on the line, of course, I think
- 9:28Speaker 5: with Kim's her earrings felling like the ocean or something,
- 9:33Speaker 5: and she was crying like I lost my earrings, I
- 9:35Speaker 5: lost my lace and Courtney was like Kim there are
- 9:38Speaker 5: people dying right now, my tha. The one was when
- 9:41Speaker 5: she mushed her face into that damn wall and it
- 9:43Speaker 5: left that makeup print.
- 9:45Speaker 1: Oh baby, the scream I scrimped.
- 9:47Speaker 5: Courtney and Kim and Kim will fighting.
- 9:50Speaker 1: That was funny. Was making sure that Courtney was like.
- 9:55Speaker 6: I was like, I will not confirm with the now
- 9:59Speaker 6: that I watched that clip about ninety two times in
- 10:02Speaker 6: a row.
- 10:03Speaker 4: I told you started that the way she hit hers, like,
- 10:06Speaker 4: I told you stopped sucking with me.
- 10:08Speaker 1: He said, I told you back up, bitch, back up.
- 10:11Speaker 2: And then she crying and she crying and Ship, little bitch.
- 10:16Speaker 1: What the hell are you?
- 10:17Speaker 8: What are you guys doing?
- 10:18Speaker 2: Baby?
- 10:18Speaker 1: That was funny. She's man, Oh my gosh, she missed
- 10:22Speaker 1: her face right into that damn wall. I said, Ship,
- 10:25Speaker 1: I think I'll watch that again.
- 10:27Speaker 5: You heard the slap bakes Yep. I was like, it's
- 10:31Speaker 5: a smack.
- 10:33Speaker 1: Ain't that? That was nice to me.
- 10:35Speaker 5: It was fighting like two bitches on the street. They
- 10:36Speaker 5: didn't know each other. That was funny.
- 10:39Speaker 1: She deserved it, did she? Yeah?
- 10:42Speaker 2: Because I think Kim Kim was Kim used to walking.
- 10:45Speaker 4: Around with like unchecked power, yo, Like well, like she
- 10:49Speaker 4: was like she was quean ship and then you know,
- 10:51Speaker 4: or she can bully her sisters and niggas.
- 10:53Speaker 2: Was like you, no, bet you, She's not the day bitch,
- 10:56Speaker 2: try me not.
- 10:57Speaker 5: I'm glad y'all know, because again, I never.
- 11:00Speaker 1: The most I've ever seen. I mean, I watched the episode.
- 11:02Speaker 2: Of the show I couldn't.
- 11:05Speaker 1: I don't do it.
- 11:06Speaker 6: I saw it pop up on my Hulu and a
- 11:08Speaker 6: couple of people have my Hulu log in it. I
- 11:09Speaker 6: was like, who in the fuck was watching the Kardashian
- 11:12Speaker 6: because it's showing up in my You may also like, no.
- 11:15Speaker 1: I don't. No, It's like I ain't picked none of this.
- 11:19Speaker 1: It's bad enough.
- 11:19Speaker 6: I watched the reality shows I do watch. I think
- 11:23Speaker 6: I need intervention.
- 11:25Speaker 5: What are you watching now?
- 11:26Speaker 1: I gotta start watching reality shows period.
- 11:29Speaker 6: All they get on my nerves love and hip hop,
- 11:31Speaker 6: basketball wise, which I said I wasn't watching them more.
- 11:33Speaker 6: But then I seen something on the commercial that made
- 11:35Speaker 6: me gave me pause and was like, gave me pause, yeah,
- 11:39Speaker 6: because it looked like Jackie Christy and her daughter gonna
- 11:41Speaker 6: get into it, and looked like Jake gonna smack the
- 11:43Speaker 6: dog shout out her daughter.
- 11:45Speaker 1: So I personally like to see that.
- 11:49Speaker 5: Why would you like to see that?
- 11:51Speaker 6: Because I had to be within reason for her to
- 11:53Speaker 6: smack the shut out. So I'll just Jackie is bad ship,
- 11:57Speaker 6: and clearly Chantel did something for her to slept. She
- 12:04Speaker 6: and from what I can tell, she was getting real
- 12:07Speaker 6: slick out of her mouth with her and she walked
- 12:09Speaker 6: up on and Jaki was like, oh, bitch, so I
- 12:12Speaker 6: would like to see that. They probably gonna make us
- 12:14Speaker 6: wait till the end of the damn season. I don't
- 12:16Speaker 6: watch it when it air. I watch it after everything
- 12:18Speaker 6: else is going off, and I'm like, oh, so you
- 12:20Speaker 6: can speed through, let me watch basketball.
- 12:22Speaker 1: That's me.
- 12:23Speaker 6: I watched it so I can fast forward. I've been
- 12:25Speaker 6: doing the same thing with Housewives.
- 12:27Speaker 4: Ship that was that was me. That was me when
- 12:29Speaker 4: I first started watching. So watching Beyond the Gates and
- 12:32Speaker 4: then it's like, damn, now caught up and it's like fuck.
- 12:36Speaker 5: I got and now I'm annoy because I have to
- 12:39Speaker 5: wait for the next EISO. Yeah it's bullshit, right, bitches.
- 12:48Speaker 2: It's like keep it coming.
- 12:49Speaker 6: But at least we get everyday episodes and not you know,
- 12:52Speaker 6: once a month or once a.
- 12:54Speaker 5: Week like fucking p Valley. You gotta wait three years
- 12:56Speaker 5: between seasons. They are filming season three.
- 13:00Speaker 6: I thought they was finished because Brandy Evans is about
- 13:02Speaker 6: to be a reasonable doubt this.
- 13:04Speaker 5: Season, no issue, or maybe maybe they have finished it.
- 13:06Speaker 1: I think they have finished.
- 13:08Speaker 6: Somebody commented and said, what the hell is you doing there, Mercedes?
- 13:12Speaker 1: You're supposed to be down in the valley. I didn't
- 13:15Speaker 1: see if it s fall.
- 13:19Speaker 5: I think it was a was it blaffety or it
- 13:22Speaker 5: was a website article I saw back in back in
- 13:25Speaker 5: May that essentially was like they were given status updates
- 13:27Speaker 5: on a lot of shows that you know, kind of
- 13:30Speaker 5: have disappeared where they may be between seasons where they
- 13:32Speaker 5: haven't been officially renewed yet, and p Valley was one
- 13:35Speaker 5: of them. They said, as of I think November of
- 13:37Speaker 5: last year, they were still filming season three. But I
- 13:40Speaker 5: don't know why there are so many gaps between such
- 13:44Speaker 5: long gaps between like seasons for shows.
- 13:47Speaker 6: Now, originally when we got that first gap, it was
- 13:49Speaker 6: because of COVID, but now like what's this year.
- 13:52Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not overstanding. I don't think that.
- 13:57Speaker 2: I don't think with those types, with those types, I.
- 13:59Speaker 4: Don't know everything that they you know, they they don't broke.
- 14:04Speaker 4: I feel like when it's when it's like world gap,
- 14:07Speaker 4: like big gaps like that, it's more so. It's more
- 14:09Speaker 4: so we we got to figure out what the fun
- 14:11Speaker 4: we're gonna do or how we're gonna like how we're
- 14:13Speaker 4: gonna write this, and like how we're gonna write this,
- 14:14Speaker 4: or why we're gonna who where.
- 14:16Speaker 2: Our next part is?
- 14:18Speaker 1: If that?
- 14:18Speaker 2: If that makes sense? Like these motherfuckers like it's like,
- 14:22Speaker 2: damn well, ship, what we do now?
- 14:25Speaker 5: So how do we get out of this corner? We
- 14:27Speaker 5: paid ourselves?
- 14:27Speaker 2: And oh yeah, we're like like, ship.
- 14:32Speaker 5: Makes sense.
- 14:34Speaker 1: Uh, let's had them go.
- 14:37Speaker 2: Let's had him go to Mexico, right, and then what
- 14:42Speaker 2: exactly that's what?
- 14:43Speaker 4: But that's what I'm saying. It's like everybody sitting the
- 14:45Speaker 4: writers room like, so, let's have let's had him go
- 14:49Speaker 4: down to Mexico.
- 14:51Speaker 5: So now you're an emputy.
- 14:57Speaker 4: No, it'll be some left'll be some left ship, left
- 15:00Speaker 4: wing ship, like, so we're gonna put you in Uh,
- 15:04Speaker 4: we're gonna put you in the same sex marriage. I
- 15:07Speaker 4: don't got nothing to do with the character. And he'd
- 15:09Speaker 4: be like, wait, where's the where's the backstory to this?
- 15:12Speaker 1: No?
- 15:12Speaker 2: No, no, Well, we'll fill it in.
- 15:14Speaker 5: Later, Okay, Buck, I get it in there, I get
- 15:17Speaker 5: the reference. I was like, who was in the same section? Buck?
- 15:19Speaker 1: Oh?
- 15:19Speaker 2: Should I forgot about?
- 15:20Speaker 5: That?
- 15:23Speaker 1: Makes no?
- 15:25Speaker 4: No, no, because now I remember, because I remember when
- 15:27Speaker 4: we talked about it last year, and I was confused
- 15:29Speaker 4: as fuck, like.
- 15:30Speaker 5: A lot of people were confused, like why is why
- 15:33Speaker 5: is mackahoma? Why is he one of the moons?
- 15:35Speaker 1: Now?
- 15:35Speaker 2: What the fuck?
- 15:37Speaker 5: Where did this come from?
- 15:38Speaker 1: That? And that lightning strike must have did something?
- 15:40Speaker 5: Did some ship you know what? Not? Not the l
- 15:45Speaker 5: likeness turning into a homosexual.
- 15:53Speaker 1: Had Okay, no, Yah, it's given.
- 16:01Speaker 5: Brandon.
- 16:04Speaker 1: I hate you, Brandy.
- 16:06Speaker 2: I hate you because because that's.
- 16:08Speaker 5: The shade, the shade.
- 16:10Speaker 1: Do you know what that means? Son? What does this
- 16:12Speaker 1: mean with it?
- 16:13Speaker 4: Just the fact that he's saying this ship and is
- 16:15Speaker 4: like I can see I can see him waking up,
- 16:17Speaker 4: like like you got It's like mm.
- 16:20Speaker 5: Hmmm, he's sure it's feeling out those pants?
- 16:22Speaker 1: He Oh fuck?
- 16:24Speaker 5: Why do I have to urge for a nice coffee
- 16:26Speaker 5: in the middle of January? Public spice lot te coordinated outfits?
- 16:38Speaker 1: Mm hmmmm?
- 16:39Speaker 2: This nigga wake up and give herd of everything in
- 16:41Speaker 2: this closet.
- 16:43Speaker 5: I saw this video online. It was this couple that
- 16:48Speaker 5: they have a house together, and they said, you know,
- 16:50Speaker 5: you're at a gay man's house. When they have they
- 16:55Speaker 5: have nothing but uplighting because the custanto dramatic shadows. It's
- 16:59Speaker 5: no like over lights. Everything is like soft lighting on uplighting.
- 17:02Speaker 5: So I was like, I was like, they don't make no.
- 17:08Speaker 5: I was looking at the lights. Some living room is
- 17:10Speaker 5: all up, Like I was like, well, so much for that.
- 17:17Speaker 1: I was like, they got us, they got us.
- 17:22Speaker 4: Nah, But yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I think they.
- 17:25Speaker 4: I think they do use like big like super super
- 17:28Speaker 4: gaps because they it's they and then usually they always
- 17:32Speaker 4: finish it off for like or they always started off
- 17:34Speaker 4: for like a time skip, like.
- 17:35Speaker 5: Well they have to because the characters in the Age
- 17:37Speaker 5: bout six. She is between seasons, so like.
- 17:41Speaker 4: But I'm saying it's like a major time like a
- 17:42Speaker 4: major time skip. Niggas is doing ship that they wasn't
- 17:45Speaker 4: even doing, like you know, like like like the gangster,
- 17:47Speaker 4: be the thug. It's like now like college valedictorian and ship,
- 17:51Speaker 4: and it's like, yo, what the.
- 17:52Speaker 5: Funk speaking of? Did you know that King of the
- 17:55Speaker 5: Hills coming back, Yes.
- 17:57Speaker 2: Ke just as.
- 17:59Speaker 1: She said.
- 18:00Speaker 2: She said the trailer trailer, Yeah, I was like that.
- 18:03Speaker 5: I watched the last thing that ship was wild. I
- 18:05Speaker 5: was like, I didn't watch the trailers. If you go
- 18:08Speaker 5: on Instagram, I saw the.
- 18:10Speaker 1: Instagram, but yeah, I'm seeing the preview.
- 18:13Speaker 6: I'm not preview, but like like a still shot, like
- 18:16Speaker 6: a still shot of them when an adult.
- 18:18Speaker 2: Babby, yeah, she was saying.
- 18:20Speaker 4: She told me that she was like, uh, Nancy, still
- 18:22Speaker 4: fucking around with John Redcin.
- 18:24Speaker 5: They gotta be in their sixties or seventies now, Ship.
- 18:28Speaker 4: I'm like, so, I wondered what this new one are
- 18:32Speaker 4: they going to address Joseph being Joseph not being their son?
- 18:38Speaker 1: Of course? Not what yo they do?
- 18:43Speaker 2: Can you imagine like Yody gonna killy? They will kill everybody?
- 18:47Speaker 5: Well, he can't see he's running for mayor of Arlan.
- 18:50Speaker 5: He's mayor of Arland. So and you know how like
- 18:53Speaker 5: the intro King of the Hill was where it was
- 18:55Speaker 5: like like stop stop, shut awhere it was like sped
- 18:58Speaker 5: up real fast and I'm just chilling out drinking beers
- 19:01Speaker 5: from the Hank's house. So the new series, of course,
- 19:05Speaker 5: is set in present day. So I think that the
- 19:07Speaker 5: original can't get the Hill ran for fourteen seasons from
- 19:09Speaker 5: ninety eight to twenty twelve or twenty thirteen.
- 19:12Speaker 1: I think so.
- 19:13Speaker 5: So they're gonna jump the story ahead twelve years, so
- 19:16Speaker 5: Bobby is now like a chef living in Dallas with
- 19:19Speaker 5: his friends Connie and John, Radcorn, Joseph and all like
- 19:24Speaker 5: the other kids in their neighborhood. They explained it as
- 19:28Speaker 5: Hank and Peggy moved to Saudi Arabia. He worked in
- 19:33Speaker 5: the propane industry to get like his retirement nest egg.
- 19:35Speaker 5: So they sold the house and then a black guy
- 19:37Speaker 5: came and then bought Hank's house and replaced him in
- 19:40Speaker 5: the group. Dale found found up becoming mayor of Orleans.
- 19:44Speaker 5: So they had gribbled from mayor. It's all over the place.
- 19:48Speaker 1: It was.
- 19:49Speaker 5: It was a trip, but I'm interested in seeing how
- 19:52Speaker 5: it how it looks.
- 19:54Speaker 1: They said.
- 19:55Speaker 2: Kitty was saying something like Bill Dive from COVID.
- 19:59Speaker 5: I was like, well, you know, you know Dale was.
- 20:01Speaker 5: Of course he was an extreme compared conspiracy theorist.
- 20:04Speaker 4: So yeah, but I wasn't even sure about I wasn't
- 20:09Speaker 4: even sure they was gonna put Dale in Dale in
- 20:11Speaker 4: it anyway, because the guy who voiced Dale died.
- 20:16Speaker 5: Oh oh, I didn't know that.
- 20:17Speaker 4: Yeah, the guy who the guy who voiced Dale, the
- 20:20Speaker 4: guy who voice Dale died, and you know usually you know,
- 20:23Speaker 4: sort of like how they did the New Proud Family,
- 20:25Speaker 4: like like sticky sticky character moved away, got like got
- 20:29Speaker 4: in this. I'm talking like soon as the episode started,
- 20:32Speaker 4: Nigga got in the car, ain't say ship okay and
- 20:36Speaker 4: rolled out, and I was like, I was like, damn,
- 20:38Speaker 4: that's the way to get rid of like no' brown
- 20:39Speaker 4: but all right, makes sense, but yeah, like it's I'm
- 20:46Speaker 4: I'm am for it, like I'm a for it actually,
- 20:49Speaker 4: you know, actually come out.
- 20:51Speaker 2: Uh I did?
- 20:53Speaker 4: I think I'm I think I'm part of that small
- 20:55Speaker 4: community that wants the Simpsons to grow up, Like.
- 20:58Speaker 5: I think it would be too much of a mind
- 21:00Speaker 5: fuck to see, Like I think the time time period
- 21:05Speaker 5: is like thirty five years and normal human times one
- 21:08Speaker 5: year in the Simpsons, so they finally age everybody up
- 21:10Speaker 5: like a year.
- 21:11Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I think I think I've been you know,
- 21:15Speaker 2: we've been.
- 21:16Speaker 4: We've been privy to see like the like the kids
- 21:19Speaker 4: in like like Full House grow up or family matters.
- 21:22Speaker 4: We like like real life, and it's like, you know,
- 21:25Speaker 4: you expect it because your bart's been ten for fucking
- 21:28Speaker 4: thirty five years. Yeah thirty yeah, no, yeah about thirty
- 21:33Speaker 4: five thirty six years because.
- 21:34Speaker 5: Simpsus came out when we was what thirty no started
- 21:37Speaker 5: in eighty seven on the Tracy.
- 21:38Speaker 2: Alma shall I know, but the actual I think.
- 21:40Speaker 5: The series started in eighty nine.
- 21:42Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's all I told.
- 21:44Speaker 4: I told Brian. I was like yo. I was like, yo,
- 21:47Speaker 4: you're and the Simpsons are the same age. He's like, no, yeah.
- 21:51Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, yeah, y'all are Simpsus came out
- 21:55Speaker 2: in eighty nine. He's like, hell not ill. But it's like,
- 22:02Speaker 2: you know, it's kind of cool.
- 22:02Speaker 4: But then at the same time, it's like, yo, it
- 22:04Speaker 4: really like that's really show how old you really are.
- 22:07Speaker 1: Damn you.
- 22:08Speaker 2: We grew up with the show. And whereas though bars
- 22:12Speaker 2: should be at.
- 22:12Speaker 5: Least at least in middle school or at least in
- 22:15Speaker 5: high school.
- 22:16Speaker 4: What I'm saying, it's like, oh, come on, because even
- 22:20Speaker 4: when they did the when they did the family, guy
- 22:22Speaker 4: across over your Stewie was like, how long has he
- 22:24Speaker 4: been bullying you?
- 22:25Speaker 2: I said thirty years? Still was about to kill that nigga.
- 22:35Speaker 4: But man, like I do, I mean, I do like
- 22:39Speaker 4: the idea of some of these TV shows, like some
- 22:41Speaker 4: of them, like some of the like primetime cartoons that
- 22:43Speaker 4: we watched.
- 22:44Speaker 5: Coming back hear me too, and Noah's Ark is back
- 22:49Speaker 5: with it.
- 22:49Speaker 1: I just saw.
- 22:50Speaker 2: Bro I just seen it. I seen the commercial last night.
- 22:53Speaker 2: I was like, all right, I want, I want my
- 22:59Speaker 2: nose art coming back. I liked it.
- 23:00Speaker 5: Yeah, me too. I watched it in room time. Oh
- 23:03Speaker 5: I ain't tell nobody, but yeah, I was definitely damn it.
- 23:06Speaker 5: I was a homosexual. Yeah, I guess I will clearly
- 23:13Speaker 5: it's it's known now. But anyway, I was definitely watching
- 23:16Speaker 5: Noah's Art back then, and I loved the show, even
- 23:19Speaker 5: though the ship did not age well.
- 23:21Speaker 2: At Oh yeah, definitely didn't.
- 23:24Speaker 5: I watched some of those episodes, I think with in
- 23:27Speaker 5: the past couple of years, and I was like, this
- 23:30Speaker 5: is a little problematic. This is a lot of problem
- 23:33Speaker 5: Oh my god, this is a lot of problematic. Okay,
- 23:36Speaker 5: all right, m hmm.
- 23:39Speaker 4: But I like, I mean, but I like the idea,
- 23:42Speaker 4: like you know how everything is now and then you
- 23:45Speaker 4: watch these old these old men still try to still
- 23:49Speaker 4: try to like you know, still try to stay with
- 23:51Speaker 4: the times, like sort of.
- 23:52Speaker 2: Like, uh, when they brought back when they brought back
- 23:55Speaker 2: what was it?
- 23:56Speaker 1: Will and Grace?
- 23:57Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't watch Willing Grace.
- 24:00Speaker 4: I did not like and I watched it like I
- 24:04Speaker 4: watched a few episodes with my grandmother when it when
- 24:06Speaker 4: it when it was on like years ago. But when
- 24:09Speaker 4: you watched when I watched the reboard, I was like,
- 24:11Speaker 4: the fuck y'a actually did mad about you?
- 24:17Speaker 1: What brought it back?
- 24:20Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know, it's I don't know, well like
- 24:23Speaker 4: Will and Grace now didn't really. It was sort of
- 24:27Speaker 4: like because the one episode or the one clip that
- 24:29Speaker 4: I've seen, it was like Will had had a had
- 24:33Speaker 4: a boyfriend and he was a young guy and the
- 24:37Speaker 4: dude was talking about how he had a coming out
- 24:38Speaker 4: party when he was five and how supportive that his
- 24:42Speaker 4: parents were and Will, you know, Will had a hard
- 24:44Speaker 4: time grasping that cause he's like, you know what happened to?
- 24:47Speaker 2: You know what happened to?
- 24:48Speaker 4: Like the denial, you know, the denial until you know,
- 24:50Speaker 4: til college and it's like it's not the time that
- 24:52Speaker 4: we're living in, not anymore, Yeah, like this ain't the time.
- 24:56Speaker 4: These not the times were living in like parents are
- 24:57Speaker 4: more like parents are more supportive of it.
- 25:00Speaker 2: Some parents are more supportive of.
- 25:01Speaker 5: That key words sometimes.
- 25:04Speaker 4: Some parents are more supportive than Jos than others. And
- 25:06Speaker 4: not all, not all, but and then the other then
- 25:13Speaker 4: his then his homeboy was done getting like botox and
- 25:16Speaker 4: all that other ship.
- 25:16Speaker 5: And it's like, okay, that's not my history. I couldn't
- 25:23Speaker 5: seem I feel like for me getting getting tweaks and
- 25:25Speaker 5: stuff done, I feel like I would just go too far.
- 25:28Speaker 5: I'll come in here looking like do you banks.
- 25:31Speaker 1: Oh, Lloyd and Mercy.
- 25:34Speaker 9: And no, no, no, Let's take a commercial, rack yall,
- 25:39Speaker 9: a bard fashion show with no fashion, how dreadful.
- 25:47Speaker 5: Let's take a commercial, y'all will be right back. You're
- 25:50Speaker 5: ready to get into this question.
- 25:51Speaker 6: Of the week, Chad, I'm scared because these questions of
- 25:55Speaker 6: the week been unhinged.
- 25:57Speaker 1: So just know I.
- 25:59Speaker 8: Haven't practiced sent right to remain.
- 26:02Speaker 5: You'll like some of these. You like somebody.
- 26:06Speaker 8: My right to remain.
- 26:06Speaker 5: So Shauna and Ebo, welcome back. As I mentioned before, I've.
- 26:12Speaker 6: Been talking about you just said, Seba.
- 26:18Speaker 5: Welcome back.
- 26:18Speaker 1: Cater I came e.
- 26:22Speaker 8: The Brandy catch contact thatass.
- 26:27Speaker 5: You know I don't engage.
- 26:29Speaker 1: Welcome back.
- 26:33Speaker 5: Floating up on the ceiling. Anyway. We started a new
- 26:36Speaker 5: segment of the show called Question of the Week, where
- 26:38Speaker 5: I scour the interwebs, read my TikTok f y P page,
- 26:41Speaker 5: and I come up across questions that I posed to
- 26:44Speaker 5: the table. So this week's Question of the week, y'all
- 26:51Speaker 5: ready for this? Tell me the most thank you for
- 26:58Speaker 5: the fake making airs. And this week we also have
- 27:04Speaker 5: to do the Beyond the Gates review after this, but yeah,
- 27:08Speaker 5: that's coming. So Question of the Week, my niggas, tell
- 27:12Speaker 5: me the most unhinged nickname you and your homegirls? Half
- 27:15Speaker 5: for a man, I'm not talking about Sir yap a
- 27:18Speaker 5: Lot because he was talking to I'm talking about something
- 27:21Speaker 5: so diabolical that you must give me a bad story
- 27:24Speaker 5: for it to even make sense. Get ready for these comments?
- 27:27Speaker 8: No, it's just so many. I mean, I really have
- 27:35Speaker 8: to think about it. It's it's so many.
- 27:37Speaker 5: Well let's see if I caut. Y'all get memory when
- 27:38Speaker 5: I go through this.
- 27:39Speaker 1: Oh, you're gonna give me.
- 27:39Speaker 8: Real people I got.
- 27:40Speaker 5: You, tell me the most unhinged nickname you and your homegirls?
- 27:45Speaker 5: Half a man called the sack because he was balding.
- 27:50Speaker 2: Yo, that that went, that went't completely left. I thought
- 27:53Speaker 2: that was gonna be something else.
- 27:55Speaker 5: But all right, tell me the most unhinged nickname you
- 27:57Speaker 5: and your homegirls half for a man Moesha. But because
- 28:00Speaker 5: his dreads was in the Bob.
- 28:05Speaker 1: I ain't never seen.
- 28:06Speaker 6: Oh I did see Bob dreads on dud Did y'all
- 28:08Speaker 6: used to watch Parenthood?
- 28:09Speaker 1: Yeah? The brother from Brother from Parenthood?
- 28:12Speaker 5: Myster Mystic also had the dread, but he.
- 28:15Speaker 1: Damn sure did not about to say Maxine Shaw.
- 28:29Speaker 5: Ride the Maverick. Speaking of Maxine Shaw if y'all haven't heard,
- 28:34Speaker 5: Kim Coles and Erica Alexander are starting a new podcast,
- 28:37Speaker 5: Reliving Single, where they basically live not live people. They
- 28:44Speaker 5: go through the whole series of Living Single, give the
- 28:46Speaker 5: behind the scenes info and data and unfortunately, you know,
- 28:50Speaker 5: the Equalized on CBS just got canceled up to five seasons.
- 28:53Speaker 1: I know you lying to me, I know you. They
- 28:57Speaker 1: canceled Prose later.
- 28:59Speaker 5: Can well, well, the ratings slit And I mean to
- 29:02Speaker 5: be honest, I haven't seen Equalizing.
- 29:04Speaker 4: Watch it?
- 29:05Speaker 5: Watch it? But the Raiders, the Raiders, they went from
- 29:09Speaker 5: having ten million views for episode they have now less
- 29:11Speaker 5: than about eight hundred thousand views for episodes. I think
- 29:13Speaker 5: a lot of it was rated.
- 29:14Speaker 1: This is some bullship.
- 29:16Speaker 8: You have to consider.
- 29:17Speaker 10: This is this is one thing that they don't consider
- 29:19Speaker 10: when you put a popular show like that on. I'm sorry,
- 29:22Speaker 10: that's a dying network. Who watches that network?
- 29:26Speaker 6: Only watch it for I watching for the Equalizer, and
- 29:29Speaker 6: I watched it for House and.
- 29:30Speaker 5: For the Neighborhood and Beyond the Gates and beyond the Gates.
- 29:32Speaker 5: That's the only thing I watched that channel for. I
- 29:34Speaker 5: watched that for all that point. All the show is
- 29:36Speaker 5: seats but in cis FBI seventeen school.
- 29:41Speaker 4: But that's like Wednesday, Monday exactly. She got, you know,
- 29:45Speaker 4: she got put in the ship Tom on a Sunday.
- 29:49Speaker 4: When you got when you gotta compete with football, family Guy,
- 29:52Speaker 4: American Dad, Non American niggas are still competing with the Simpsons,
- 29:58Speaker 4: but not even just that.
- 30:01Speaker 8: Nine o'clock see.
- 30:01Speaker 5: And that's another thing about football, because during football season,
- 30:05Speaker 5: football comes on Sundays. If late, that show gets pushed
- 30:09Speaker 5: back to half an hour, forty five minutes and ten o'clock.
- 30:13Speaker 10: Not only that, but you have HBO shows that are
- 30:16Speaker 10: widely popular, like the House.
- 30:18Speaker 8: Of Dragons and when Game of Thrones was on.
- 30:21Speaker 10: I mean, I think that came after Game Throne, But
- 30:23Speaker 10: I mean you got spin offs and stuff like that.
- 30:24Speaker 10: Like I mean, even though a lot of people walk
- 30:26Speaker 10: away from The Walking Dead, the walk It Dead spin offs.
- 30:27Speaker 8: Are very popular. So that is a ship time and
- 30:30Speaker 8: a ship slot.
- 30:31Speaker 10: But when you have a network like that that is
- 30:33Speaker 10: very inconsistent with its shows, you don't have a lot
- 30:35Speaker 10: of popular shows. If you have only five popular shows
- 30:37Speaker 10: on this network, you're not going to get a lot
- 30:39Speaker 10: of traffic anyway.
- 30:40Speaker 1: So putting it on that network, especially in prime time.
- 30:44Speaker 10: Exactly if it was on another network, it probably would
- 30:46Speaker 10: fare a lot better.
- 30:48Speaker 11: Put them on the seat bet plus at this five point,
- 30:51Speaker 11: I feel like it's also the fact that a lot
- 30:53Speaker 11: of a lot of white people watch CBS for YEP,
- 30:55Speaker 11: with fire Country and Elsbeth and watching with more.
- 31:01Speaker 5: And because I was white, folks, I did watch Two
- 31:07Speaker 5: Broke Girls. That was my ship.
- 31:08Speaker 1: Was my ship. I watched the reruns of that.
- 31:10Speaker 2: Yeah, I just watched the I I ain't watching when
- 31:12Speaker 2: it was live.
- 31:13Speaker 5: All right, Next one, tell me the most unhinged nickname
- 31:16Speaker 5: you and your homegirls have for man Lemony Snicket because
- 31:19Speaker 5: his life was a series on unfortunate events.
- 31:25Speaker 7: And that's my motherfucker movie. I ain't that's my movie,
- 31:28Speaker 7: and I love that movie.
- 31:29Speaker 12: But the fact of because they definitely definitely definitely put
- 31:33Speaker 12: build as to miss Lemony Snicket, and I'm sorry, and
- 31:37Speaker 12: that's what That's a good one, though it is.
- 31:41Speaker 5: Okay, well, hold on, I'm gonna go through the rest
- 31:43Speaker 5: of these and I pose the question to the table.
- 31:45Speaker 5: But now tell me the most unhinged nickname you and
- 31:48Speaker 5: your homegirls have for a man liability because he lied
- 31:52Speaker 5: about all his abilities.
- 31:53Speaker 6: Oh ship, let me take I'm taking notes. Okay, keep going, because.
- 32:00Speaker 2: That man that promised you twelve rounds and he was
- 32:02Speaker 2: out in two in.
- 32:03Speaker 5: A quarter got one and impossible. Tell me the most
- 32:10Speaker 5: un nickname you and your homegirls have for a man.
- 32:13Speaker 5: Enrique Alan Poe. He sent on paragraphs that sounded like
- 32:16Speaker 5: bad poems.
- 32:17Speaker 3: Oh Jesus, tell me the most unhinged nickname you have
- 32:25Speaker 3: you and your homegirls have four a man fully furnished
- 32:28Speaker 3: because he was staying in Airbnb pretending it was his house.
- 32:32Speaker 2: Oh wow, wait, I mean at least the hotel.
- 32:38Speaker 8: It's pretty much the same.
- 32:39Speaker 5: Yea, that's for the next two week because I'm paying for.
- 32:47Speaker 1: That.
- 32:50Speaker 13: Definitely the thing.
- 32:51Speaker 1: Welcome to my crib. Then, who was the white people
- 32:53Speaker 1: in that picture on the walls?
- 32:54Speaker 5: Don't this? This is my aunt and uncle.
- 32:58Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 33:02Speaker 7: Go ahead, because I like, somebody hit me with something
- 33:04Speaker 7: with that before. But I got a comment to that because.
- 33:09Speaker 1: His grandmother was living with him.
- 33:12Speaker 5: Tell me the most unhinged nickname you on your homegirls
- 33:15Speaker 5: have for a man low Mama, because he hopped on
- 33:17Speaker 5: stage and started rapping at the strip club.
- 33:19Speaker 1: Bro and.
- 33:29Speaker 5: Hold on. Tell me the most name you and your
- 33:37Speaker 5: homegirls have for a man Idri's heart. He looked like
- 33:41Speaker 5: elbow in the face, but he was short like Kevin Hart.
- 33:43Speaker 1: Oh Jesus Christ. Oh that's terrible. That's terrible.
- 33:50Speaker 5: Tell me the most unhinged nickname you on your homegirls
- 33:52Speaker 5: have for a man white noise. He was white and
- 33:55Speaker 5: mumbled a lot.
- 33:57Speaker 8: Oh sorry, ship need to say.
- 34:02Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
- 34:06Speaker 5: Tell me the most unhinged nickname you and your homegirls have?
- 34:08Speaker 5: Four man booster seat because he's five three ha cormentary key.
- 34:17Speaker 1: That's probably why I'm still seeing because I keep overlooking.
- 34:22Speaker 8: We both can't be in the booster seat.
- 34:24Speaker 1: That's all I gotta say, can be?
- 34:30Speaker 5: Tell me tell me the most unhinged nickname you and
- 34:32Speaker 5: your homegirls have. Four A man handahm on Tanna because
- 34:36Speaker 5: he lived a double life. Damn that man that made
- 34:39Speaker 5: that nigga was marred.
- 34:41Speaker 1: Three kids in the puppy named Ruffalo.
- 34:45Speaker 4: But he told now but he's a but then he
- 34:48Speaker 4: told him that you know they was they were separated.
- 34:54Speaker 5: Tell me the most unhingedick name you and your homegirls
- 34:57Speaker 5: half four man p l e which was or for
- 35:00Speaker 5: parking lot eater.
- 35:01Speaker 10: Oh well ship, it's a star next to his name.
- 35:07Speaker 5: We love dry by service through service. Tell me the
- 35:20Speaker 5: most unhinge nickname you and your homegirls have for a
- 35:22Speaker 5: man little purse because he had a mini lv crossbody
- 35:25Speaker 5: and was very very messy.
- 35:32Speaker 1: Mm hmmm mmmm.
- 35:35Speaker 5: Tell me the most unhinge nickname you and your homegirls
- 35:37Speaker 5: half for a man barnacle boy. He always wore those
- 35:41Speaker 5: damn bleni crock boots. I hated seeing those damn things.
- 35:47Speaker 1: Barnacle boy, you.
- 35:50Speaker 5: Don't remember Mary. Tell me the most unhinge nickname you
- 35:59Speaker 5: and your homegirls half or man halfway because he lived
- 36:03Speaker 5: in a halfway house voluntarily.
- 36:05Speaker 8: Oh wow, voluntarily that cycle.
- 36:09Speaker 4: He won't pay no rent voluntarily.
- 36:19Speaker 10: Maybe that's a whole cycle because not you don't want
- 36:22Speaker 10: to leave your home boys.
- 36:23Speaker 1: I'm confusion.
- 36:26Speaker 5: Tell me the most unhingeed nickname you and your homegirls
- 36:28Speaker 5: half for a man, Judge Matthews because he was on
- 36:31Speaker 5: an episode what.
- 36:34Speaker 1: What only that?
- 36:36Speaker 4: That's not even funny what you said? Something about the
- 36:39Speaker 4: crackhead maybe, but that's just je Mattics.
- 36:44Speaker 5: Tell me the most unhinge nickname you on your homegirls
- 36:46Speaker 5: half for a man?
- 36:47Speaker 1: Google.
- 36:48Speaker 5: He sent my homegirler picture of a stack of money
- 36:50Speaker 5: to prove he wasn't broke. We reversed and re searched
- 36:53Speaker 5: it and found it on Google.
- 36:55Speaker 4: Mhm, sure now, but the private over here, bruhe.
- 37:05Speaker 8: The gadget with me?
- 37:09Speaker 1: You being a group? You're being in a group, Jack
- 37:10Speaker 1: getting talked about right now, right now.
- 37:13Speaker 10: I have all your grandpappy secrets out of there within
- 37:15Speaker 10: five minutes.
- 37:17Speaker 5: Tell when we love friends like that we do. Tell
- 37:20Speaker 5: me the most unhinged nickname when your homegirls have four man?
- 37:24Speaker 5: Peter Pan. When me and my homegirl pulled up to
- 37:26Speaker 5: meet him at the club, he was wearing a hat
- 37:28Speaker 5: with a feather in it.
- 37:31Speaker 1: Why because he was trying to find the lost boys
- 37:34Speaker 1: and go down. Because what the fuck m M trying
- 37:41Speaker 1: to give you that cat and the hook mm hmmm.
- 37:44Speaker 6: I like hooks, but they can't be too hooky.
- 37:49Speaker 5: Tell me the most tell me the most unhitched nickname.
- 37:54Speaker 5: You and your homegirls have four men? Capital one because
- 37:57Speaker 5: he always wanted to know what was in your wallet.
- 38:00Speaker 6: Oh no, no, no, no, no no, no, set out
- 38:08Speaker 6: of my finances, nickel.
- 38:10Speaker 5: Tell me the most unhingeed nickname? You and your homegirls
- 38:12Speaker 5: had four men? Neapolitan because it was three different colors.
- 38:16Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
- 38:17Speaker 6: This has been this week's episode of the podcast. Thank
- 38:20Speaker 6: y'all for joining us.
- 38:21Speaker 1: Good night. Mm hmm. I never I've seen a two
- 38:25Speaker 1: color one.
- 38:25Speaker 8: Ever again ever again?
- 38:30Speaker 1: Not three different?
- 38:31Speaker 8: Why is it three different colors?
- 38:33Speaker 6: I've seen two because you know the top was later
- 38:35Speaker 6: because they got circumcised for three.
- 38:38Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
- 38:39Speaker 1: That's like I understood, Like I can see two tone.
- 38:44Speaker 8: What's the ancestors popped out on the tip?
- 38:46Speaker 10: Like figure out why it is three us.
- 38:57Speaker 6: I'm just trying to fever like that you want to
- 39:00Speaker 6: see us?
- 39:02Speaker 10: I mean does one part get less fun when they
- 39:06Speaker 10: see it clean?
- 39:07Speaker 1: Bitch does one.
- 39:12Speaker 8: Part get less song. I'm just trying to figure out.
- 39:15Speaker 7: Give us he need to land attainable hyper and.
- 39:21Speaker 8: It'll just look like a fire cracker ice cream Pip,
- 39:23Speaker 8: remember ice.
- 39:32Speaker 1: The red at the top, wait in the middle, fire crackers.
- 39:37Speaker 5: Tell me the most nch nickname you on your home
- 39:39Speaker 5: girls have for me? Escal egs and lamberfeinis because his
- 39:45Speaker 5: car was always in the shop.
- 39:51Speaker 1: Because because he walked it like.
- 39:52Speaker 5: He talked.
- 40:00Speaker 8: Snow you make me spit my drink out. I'm gonna
- 40:03Speaker 8: fight you. That's why it's sitting on the table talking.
- 40:08Speaker 5: Tell me the most unhinge nickname you and your homegirls.
- 40:10Speaker 5: Half four man Man came to the club and Khakis
- 40:14Speaker 5: started calling him uh Khakis from the State Farm commercial Farm,
- 40:23Speaker 5: from state Farm, I actually called somebody that store look like.
- 40:33Speaker 1: From Steak uh Khakis.
- 40:40Speaker 2: She could have just said Jake from State Farm.
- 40:43Speaker 5: Tell me the most unhinged nickname you on your homegirls
- 40:45Speaker 5: gave to a man or had four man Wednesday Adams
- 40:49Speaker 5: because he wears loafers, knees because his knees gave out
- 40:52Speaker 5: Mitch stroke, and Santana because He's built like Santana.
- 40:58Speaker 1: Sauce in Santana material. You und mercy. Oh, the image,
- 41:06Speaker 1: the imagery, the ery.
- 41:10Speaker 8: What's what with the loafers.
- 41:13Speaker 1: Loafers are comfortable, especially this one hit close to home.
- 41:17Speaker 8: If he had them loafers on their knees when it
- 41:19Speaker 8: gave out.
- 41:20Speaker 1: They got gripping right.
- 41:21Speaker 5: He needs atraction.
- 41:23Speaker 1: Oh, put on the timbling booth.
- 41:26Speaker 5: Just the Wesley pipes. Tell me the most unhanded nickname
- 41:32Speaker 5: you and your hunger, your head, bitch, You see the
- 41:34Speaker 5: trembling on your face, bitch with my tongue at bitch.
- 41:38Speaker 10: Please, let's let's let's not get the stiff ass back
- 41:42Speaker 10: because Lloyd.
- 41:43Speaker 2: Banks quick that niggas selling the jail.
- 41:47Speaker 8: Brian Pomper, he still stiff ass back. He could not people.
- 41:51Speaker 5: See him walking around in l A on the street
- 41:53Speaker 5: looking exactly the same on your face, bitch, Oh Ani
- 42:02Speaker 5: shaved like that would be a third, that would be
- 42:08Speaker 5: a third color.
- 42:10Speaker 1: Covered. No.
- 42:11Speaker 10: No, remember when he did the porno with Launce fishburn
- 42:14Speaker 10: daughter and he made direct video about her and it
- 42:16Speaker 10: was like, oh and it shaved. Montana Fishburn would all
- 42:20Speaker 10: acne on an ass.
- 42:24Speaker 5: Tell me the most unhinged nickname you and your homegirls have?
- 42:27Speaker 5: Four man mister wipe me down because he always had
- 42:30Speaker 5: a sweat rag attached to his waist. Bitch, fuck you
- 42:35Speaker 5: get her shaved time, and I don't want to be damp,
- 42:39Speaker 5: so I keep a sweat rag on me, not damp.
- 42:41Speaker 5: I'm a part of a proud member of the baby
- 42:43Speaker 5: powder Brigade or something keeps you dry.
- 42:46Speaker 6: Now they got all over body. Whoever invented that deserves
- 42:49Speaker 6: the special spot in heaven.
- 42:52Speaker 1: Mmm, little hell.
- 42:54Speaker 5: Tell me the most unhinge nickname you and your homegirls
- 42:56Speaker 5: half for a man? Because he screenshoted his battery percentage
- 43:00Speaker 5: to show me that it was dying. He had to
- 43:02Speaker 5: hang up, but I noticed that he had my name
- 43:04Speaker 5: saved as cousin Zoe. He told me his three year
- 43:07Speaker 5: old son.
- 43:07Speaker 1: Did it.
- 43:10Speaker 5: Now these even of them babies, that's gen z is
- 43:15Speaker 5: these new post COVID babies is smart? But not that smart.
- 43:21Speaker 5: Play for something safe? Sorry, mm hmmmm, Let's do a
- 43:25Speaker 5: couple more like a shocking festival. Tell me the most
- 43:30Speaker 5: unhinched nickname you and your homegirls have for a man
- 43:32Speaker 5: series finale because he wanted me to stay the night
- 43:35Speaker 5: at his house after the first date, but he didn't
- 43:37Speaker 5: have any furniture like the end of the Fresh Prince.
- 43:40Speaker 1: Sorry, ma'am person white palette. So where was you? What
- 43:47Speaker 1: was you all supposed to sheep? Then he have carpet.
- 43:51Speaker 1: I can't.
- 43:51Speaker 6: I'm my back don't allow me to sleep on nobody
- 43:53Speaker 6: to flow these days. My back is bad and my knees.
- 43:58Speaker 6: I can't sleep on no floa.
- 44:00Speaker 1: I can't. I am not able to struggle with you
- 44:04Speaker 1: in my old age. Okay, I don't. I don't have
- 44:06Speaker 1: it in me. I ain't got it.
- 44:09Speaker 5: You don't I ain't.
- 44:12Speaker 1: I no longer have tolerance for potential.
- 44:14Speaker 2: Then one the hard time she was talking about she
- 44:16Speaker 2: was trying to experience.
- 44:17Speaker 1: I'm saying hard, mis understood what I was alluding to.
- 44:24Speaker 2: Hard?
- 44:24Speaker 1: What in your boxes? Sir? I can't do it.
- 44:30Speaker 5: Tell me the most unhinged nickname you and your homegirls
- 44:33Speaker 5: have for a man, Tyler Perry. His life was messed
- 44:36Speaker 5: up and minus together, and Tyler Perry would have wanted
- 44:40Speaker 5: me to settle for him in his movies.
- 44:42Speaker 1: Accurate we for but can't get up and get back
- 44:49Speaker 1: up again?
- 44:52Speaker 5: All right, last one? Tell me the most unhinged nickname
- 44:55Speaker 5: you and your homegirls have for a man chef b
- 44:58Speaker 5: I because he always lied about working for the FBI,
- 45:02Speaker 5: and he also lied about being a retired big time
- 45:04Speaker 5: chef but couldn't cook.
- 45:07Speaker 1: So Darius cooks is what we say a chef. They
- 45:11Speaker 1: can't cook. No, No, the little greens put a little
- 45:18Speaker 1: henessy in it.
- 45:19Speaker 5: Collar green.
- 45:20Speaker 2: Tacos actually doesn't sound too bad.
- 45:24Speaker 4: Pigs foot post, I mean tacos and you put you
- 45:31Speaker 4: put you put some brisket in the ship.
- 45:33Speaker 8: I don't know straight. I won't beat nothing, just go.
- 45:38Speaker 5: Straight to jail. And they concludes this week's question, can
- 45:47Speaker 5: can I do my outro and do his spiel? My bad?
- 45:50Speaker 2: That's about to be funny as fun though.
- 45:52Speaker 5: So people at the table tell me the most unhitched
- 45:57Speaker 5: nicknamed you and your homegirls half four a man whoever
- 46:00Speaker 5: wants to talk and talk saying paper, Oh lord.
- 46:07Speaker 4: Because it was her hands rough she had, you know,
- 46:10Speaker 4: Jan told me she had hands like hands like sand paper,
- 46:15Speaker 4: And I was like, you shouldn't need to be messing
- 46:17Speaker 4: with him in the first place.
- 46:19Speaker 1: I told her to leave it alone. Oh he talking
- 46:21Speaker 1: about burn him down? I said, leave it alone. I said, yo,
- 46:27Speaker 1: don't don't do it showing the hey, best friend shit,
- 46:33Speaker 1: the devil is a lie. Yuh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
- 46:40Speaker 1: Locked the doors, don't lock me in it.
- 46:44Speaker 6: Listen that situation with them in a whole lot different
- 46:46Speaker 6: with somebody like me and that church.
- 46:48Speaker 5: Locked WITHO door, mom, and I'll suck you up. Lock
- 46:51Speaker 5: with door, lock the door. I don't ay started my call, nick,
- 46:55Speaker 5: I got to go.
- 46:57Speaker 1: I never do you my lunch money. I ain't got it.
- 47:01Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
- 47:03Speaker 5: Yes he got nicknames.
- 47:05Speaker 1: I'm trying.
- 47:05Speaker 10: Told y'all, only one of them is personal. Somebody I'm
- 47:09Speaker 10: not friends with anymore. I used to call this dude
- 47:11Speaker 10: moose because they looked like most they're not really unhinged.
- 47:16Speaker 10: One of our friends, good friends if you know, for
- 47:18Speaker 10: a long time. I'm not going to say her name
- 47:19Speaker 10: on here, used to date to guy. She even used
- 47:21Speaker 10: to call Franklin because he looked like a turtle.
- 47:29Speaker 8: And if you look in my blocks.
- 47:30Speaker 10: Right now, my most recent X is a nickname ugly
- 47:34Speaker 10: ass miss excuse me, uglass mistake because he was an
- 47:38Speaker 10: ugly ass mistake.
- 47:44Speaker 1: You know you liked it, you know you liked him,
- 47:45Speaker 1: and you know here's.
- 47:49Speaker 10: If you want to be for real, for real, the
- 47:51Speaker 10: lady on my job was like, you know, sometimes you
- 47:54Speaker 10: gotta give the unattractive ones a.
- 47:55Speaker 8: Chance because they be the nice one.
- 47:57Speaker 4: And then she.
- 47:58Speaker 8: Started telling me about her been fifteen years.
- 48:02Speaker 10: Was like, you know this great guy, he wasn't the
- 48:05Speaker 10: best looking. And then she saw this this uglass mistake
- 48:09Speaker 10: sending me flowers every week, and.
- 48:11Speaker 8: It was like, oh, just give him a chance.
- 48:14Speaker 10: And me, already being depressed, I was like, you know what, yeah,
- 48:17Speaker 10: let me just do that.
- 48:18Speaker 8: Ship and guess what. I gave that ug glass motherfucker.
- 48:24Speaker 5: The question that one of themes, the last one from
- 48:26Speaker 5: the last episode with you.
- 48:27Speaker 1: Know what, it was like your preach what your preachers
- 48:30Speaker 1: that acquired their sis?
- 48:30Speaker 2: Because you know we both we both been there.
- 48:32Speaker 5: I don't I don't argue with people a lower my
- 48:34Speaker 5: saydors for you said, we are you know, we're just
- 48:39Speaker 5: just like that with you look better without glasses and yeah,
- 48:43Speaker 5: you look better without my glasses on too.
- 48:46Speaker 1: That was my favorite one. I like that one. I
- 48:49Speaker 1: like that one. You know well, my cousin called.
- 48:53Speaker 6: Well, I called my baby father, the nigga who donated
- 48:55Speaker 6: to sperb me to create my son.
- 49:02Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the that's.
- 49:04Speaker 6: The original big but there wasn't a compliment. Every time
- 49:08Speaker 6: his name mentioned, my cousin got him the nigga with teddies.
- 49:12Speaker 1: Uh.
- 49:15Speaker 6: I had another one I can't think of right now.
- 49:16Speaker 6: He'll come to me in the moment. I got more
- 49:24Speaker 6: than female. I think I got a few female names.
- 49:26Speaker 6: I told her that I got burned him down, bug life.
- 49:30Speaker 1: Oh.
- 49:30Speaker 6: I called one of my co worker co workers an
- 49:32Speaker 6: upside damn bowling pen.
- 49:36Speaker 2: Don't forget make a wish evil?
- 49:40Speaker 5: What's what's what's the names you have? Nicknames you have
- 49:43Speaker 5: for people?
- 49:46Speaker 1: I have, baby, she can pull the phone out.
- 49:51Speaker 7: I have no no, no, I have contacts like damn.
- 49:57Speaker 7: So I called my someone a WHO and I told
- 50:02Speaker 7: them that I would be CINDI Lude because they definitely
- 50:04Speaker 7: look like the people from.
- 50:05Speaker 2: Who will do Oh?
- 50:07Speaker 1: I know one of those I used to.
- 50:12Speaker 7: Call a very particular person a bitter white woman.
- 50:23Speaker 5: Already a white woman.
- 50:25Speaker 13: He's a black man.
- 50:28Speaker 4: Oh No, not that someone.
- 50:34Speaker 7: I called them Bruno from in Canto, because that's exactly
- 50:39Speaker 7: that Bruno.
- 50:40Speaker 1: We don't talk about Brno. No no no no no
- 50:43Speaker 1: no no no no no.
- 50:45Speaker 7: And it's it's a few select I have quite I'm good,
- 50:52Speaker 7: I'm great. Forgiving somebody and I'm real good forgiving out a.
- 50:55Speaker 1: Name like shoes, texting me shoes.
- 51:00Speaker 7: Or hay kumba bones like I will call somebody your
- 51:03Speaker 7: name fast, listen fast, where bun come from?
- 51:09Speaker 1: I need a backstory.
- 51:10Speaker 5: I'm scared to ask him about that.
- 51:12Speaker 1: So I was.
- 51:15Speaker 5: Thanks, Aaron need me?
- 51:18Speaker 1: Okay, that was probably me?
- 51:20Speaker 7: So okay, So we I was. We was at a
- 51:27Speaker 7: club and I was a friend of mine. She's a
- 51:30Speaker 7: very beautiful, very beautiful girl. And this guy I knew
- 51:36Speaker 7: that he wasn't straight. He ain't No, he wasn't straight, and.
- 51:47Speaker 1: His outfit knew that he wasn't straight either.
- 51:50Speaker 7: And it was given very much beautiful outphit very high glass,
- 51:55Speaker 7: very sad pets.
- 51:57Speaker 1: It was getting.
- 52:01Speaker 7: It was very very cutey, very beautiful gowns.
- 52:07Speaker 13: No, it wasn't gowns, but the pants was given.
- 52:11Speaker 7: I'm going to the ball and we're gonna dance, dance, dance,
- 52:15Speaker 7: fields Lee. I'm a flutter racking, vigulous, you know, vigorously
- 52:20Speaker 7: on fractious day.
- 52:22Speaker 13: And he had on a cumber bun.
- 52:25Speaker 7: He had on the cumber bunn, stolid profiling.
- 52:30Speaker 13: But told me that.
- 52:33Speaker 1: My friend was lucky to.
- 52:36Speaker 7: Have a nigga like him approach her and I said,
- 52:39Speaker 7: the baby, excuse me, mister, I said, baby prom called
- 52:49Speaker 7: you're late. She was like, I said, don't worry about
- 52:53Speaker 7: cumber Bumble. He late for a special date. Come on,
- 52:56Speaker 7: we're good because yeah, he told her that she was lucky,
- 52:59Speaker 7: sob because yeah he was.
- 53:03Speaker 1: He was ready.
- 53:03Speaker 7: So the cumber Bud definitely thought that he was doing
- 53:06Speaker 7: something and he wasn't doing too much at all.
- 53:08Speaker 6: I just remember the aful name. It was three pumps.
- 53:12Speaker 6: That's what I called him.
- 53:14Speaker 5: Okay, segment over.
- 53:16Speaker 1: Let's let's see, let's let's call my make a wish.
- 53:20Speaker 8: I had one of those. But I didn't give him
- 53:22Speaker 8: a name. I just didn't talk to him again.
- 53:28Speaker 2: Number you have no nigga remember, let me see it's
- 53:32Speaker 2: no longer. Was that the one do you talk me house?
- 53:36Speaker 2: I got that.
- 53:37Speaker 4: I got names for No, I got names too, not
- 53:39Speaker 4: the then the other one.
- 53:43Speaker 2: That nigga looked like Mario. That nigga looked like chick
- 53:45Speaker 2: on the barge.
- 53:46Speaker 10: Oh you better not be talking about something day.
- 53:51Speaker 8: You better not be talking.
- 53:52Speaker 1: About got one.
- 54:01Speaker 8: I don't care, but.
- 54:03Speaker 1: No, no no.
- 54:04Speaker 8: Doesn't do that to my son. Because my son looked
- 54:07Speaker 8: like him.
- 54:07Speaker 4: No, no, no, that's you.
- 54:11Speaker 2: That's elder Bars right there.
- 54:12Speaker 4: But the other one, that nigga, that look that looked
- 54:14Speaker 4: over there by your grandma a little bit by your grandmama.
- 54:17Speaker 8: He did look like he did.
- 54:20Speaker 1: I'm say somebody daddy. I called him y' selling mande.
- 54:24Speaker 8: I forgot all about him. I had to cut him
- 54:27Speaker 8: off real quick.
- 54:28Speaker 1: He not, life has no guarantees.
- 54:31Speaker 8: He showed me the crazy right off the bat and.
- 54:35Speaker 1: Saying that when we were in class, like no, I'm
- 54:38Speaker 1: looking at I'm looking at this like.
- 54:41Speaker 8: It was a no for me.
- 54:42Speaker 1: You bet.
- 54:44Speaker 2: You might, you might, you might can attest to this though.
- 54:46Speaker 4: Now listen, but the one time did all day look look,
- 54:51Speaker 4: look look all day married all day Mary, and they
- 54:54Speaker 4: like be it be the best?
- 54:56Speaker 5: I musty Dick is kind the different whoa.
- 55:04Speaker 1: Excuse me? He said that it's was secret. That was definite.
- 55:08Speaker 5: Little twain to it when when you add chicken b
- 55:13Speaker 5: on the stuff and how had give me a taste
- 55:17Speaker 5: you know.
- 55:17Speaker 14: How it tastes when you asked you, it's this thing
- 55:25Speaker 14: on hello, tastes like.
- 55:29Speaker 8: A hot dog that hit the floor.
- 55:31Speaker 5: You know in the water all there seven on things,
- 55:35Speaker 5: just rolling and rolling and rolling.
- 55:37Speaker 13: You said, it's the one that hit.
- 55:39Speaker 8: The and I never will now. Thank you.
- 55:42Speaker 5: I mean something sometimes sometimes sometimes you didn't look curious.
- 55:47Speaker 5: You know, you want to see what it tastes like.
- 55:48Speaker 8: You never had a seven eleven hot dog, and I
- 55:51Speaker 8: never will now.
- 55:55Speaker 1: Off the roll Chili and Cheese said make it.
- 55:58Speaker 13: That sounds like you said, you go, I need.
- 56:04Speaker 1: Some more blood pressure. High.
- 56:05Speaker 2: Wait, nigga, you said you debine the second level. You
- 56:09Speaker 2: dobleed the seven eleven half dogs.
- 56:11Speaker 5: So I had a seven eleven half dog before this.
- 56:16Speaker 1: One.
- 56:16Speaker 5: And off the roller.
- 56:20Speaker 1: The quarter boundle But no, Cheese, it's a big bike,
- 56:24Speaker 1: like a big b it was.
- 56:29Speaker 5: You know, I do enjoy a big bike.
- 56:31Speaker 1: You like your own? Okayn't something, nigga, that's this, that's
- 56:40Speaker 1: that was not what man bro, Nigga. Equal opportunity at all? Okay,
- 56:50Speaker 1: all right? Cool the front back.
- 56:53Speaker 2: No, nigga, I thought you something. I thought you worked
- 56:55Speaker 2: at seven eleven.
- 56:59Speaker 1: And go to hell.
- 57:00Speaker 5: I ain't never nobody with the lestnie before. That's what
- 57:03Speaker 5: you are.
- 57:05Speaker 1: The seven Yeah, thank you. This week, this has been
- 57:11Speaker 1: a very good episode Waiting.
- 57:14Speaker 6: In the words of Russell Simmons, thank you for coming
- 57:16Speaker 6: out enjoying good night.
- 57:21Speaker 1: Listen.
- 57:22Speaker 5: Sometimes you get curious and you wanted to see how
- 57:24Speaker 5: stuff tastes.
- 57:25Speaker 1: Just asking.
- 57:26Speaker 4: I thought, you know, I thought he I thought he
- 57:27Speaker 4: does on seven or that maybe maybe I don't know.
- 57:31Speaker 6: He was messing with a nigga name poom Jay.
- 57:40Speaker 1: Thank you come again? What is you saying, Harry?
- 57:45Speaker 8: I just wanted to dodd.
- 57:50Speaker 1: Taking somebody.
- 57:51Speaker 5: Y'all been together? He come on from the gym to site.
- 57:53Speaker 8: No, I hit that shower first, sir.
- 57:58Speaker 1: Musket something else? I can't go ahead? Walk them all
- 58:02Speaker 1: my blue I got blood pressure.
- 58:06Speaker 13: Makes me than the musket ball.
- 58:10Speaker 6: Now I'm sitting here and my mother one ten and
- 58:13Speaker 6: I'm sitting in the emergency room with a friend.
- 58:15Speaker 10: No, Brandy, I hope that type of love never finds.
- 58:22Speaker 8: It ain't no way. This came home from the gym
- 58:25Speaker 8: and I'm curious. Listen.
- 58:28Speaker 7: Nothing makes me grab a rag faster than some musty balls. No, yes, no, no,
- 58:40Speaker 7: he said he loved a space of life. No, it
- 58:45Speaker 7: is nothing worse than nothing worse than my criage. No,
- 58:51Speaker 7: you know, No, it'srob.
- 59:01Speaker 8: Be the easiest thing to wash, just.
- 59:06Speaker 1: Wash.
- 59:08Speaker 5: I said it was a curiosity, not a regular practice.
- 59:11Speaker 2: Now, like your bullshit, and that's what that's what.
- 59:13Speaker 1: That's why they made do wipes.
- 59:15Speaker 8: They made do wipes for the dudes who just lazy.
- 59:19Speaker 6: They they don't wipe the ass good and they got
- 59:21Speaker 6: streaks in their panties.
- 59:22Speaker 8: That's what that's for.
- 59:23Speaker 1: Because I said panties. I said, that's like, I'm the one.
- 59:29Speaker 5: Person who's ever been curious myself.
- 59:33Speaker 1: About that.
- 59:35Speaker 8: I ain't never been carried about. No damn musty balls.
- 59:37Speaker 7: I tell you, it's nothing that makes me grab a
- 59:39Speaker 7: rag baby experienced.
- 59:42Speaker 8: If it ain't salty for the right reason, I don't
- 59:44Speaker 8: want it. I don't want to be I don't want
- 59:45Speaker 8: it's salty because you asked. Ran around the reservoir, you know,
- 59:48Speaker 8: it was lifting weights.
- 59:49Speaker 2: And ship don't got their What was you want?
- 59:53Speaker 8: I don't go to that part of town.
- 59:55Speaker 5: I mean the juice and size, but still there.
- 59:58Speaker 13: Resident, I'm m.
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: I was talking about. Listen.
- 1:00:08Speaker 5: Listen, listen, my niggas, listen. You know, like I said,
- 1:00:11Speaker 5: it was the curiosity. We were in a relationship, having
- 1:00:13Speaker 5: dating long term.
- 1:00:14Speaker 7: You just want to nature who musk.
- 1:00:19Speaker 13: You wanted to see the mouth.
- 1:00:27Speaker 5: The taste like you feel me. You wanted to be like,
- 1:00:32Speaker 5: you know, afterwards, after you know a good you know,
- 1:00:35Speaker 5: I didn't brush, I just mouthwashes. You don't want to
- 1:00:37Speaker 5: agitate your gums and open up micro tears and your
- 1:00:40Speaker 5: gums from brushing. But talking with some mouthwash, you couldn't after.
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: The right this day, my salty bowls and.
- 1:00:51Speaker 4: Oh you pat, you know taste snowballing this front?
- 1:00:57Speaker 1: Okay, stone balling, It's fine.
- 1:01:00Speaker 13: I know I do some ship, but I don't know
- 1:01:03Speaker 13: because something.
- 1:01:05Speaker 8: And cheese, I don't know.
- 1:01:07Speaker 5: Musty listen, listen, listen. I didn't say it was a suck.
- 1:01:11Speaker 5: I said it was a lick.
- 1:01:12Speaker 8: I don't even I don't even want to lick it.
- 1:01:15Speaker 13: I don't even want to have a take away.
- 1:01:17Speaker 8: Oh lord, it's like eating leads potato chien.
- 1:01:22Speaker 5: Can I tell ya something? I never mentioning, y'allo. So
- 1:01:26Speaker 5: it's not it's not bad. It's also not about me directly.
- 1:01:29Speaker 5: One of my exes revealed to me when we were
- 1:01:32Speaker 5: together that, you know, when I would leave my dirty
- 1:01:34Speaker 5: clothes over his house. Yeah, while he was.
- 1:01:43Speaker 13: Did he ever did did they ever leave him?
- 1:01:46Speaker 8: To glory?
- 1:01:47Speaker 5: Listen several times?
- 1:01:48Speaker 8: Listen, I don't I don't like to I learned.
- 1:01:51Speaker 5: Years later, just like that. Yeah, just like that.
- 1:01:56Speaker 8: Listen, listen.
- 1:01:59Speaker 13: Your people.
- 1:02:00Speaker 10: Okay, but if that worked out, baby, you got a
- 1:02:03Speaker 10: hustle on your hand, I'm gonna need you to do that.
- 1:02:05Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm gonna need you to.
- 1:02:07Speaker 5: Show it every day, you know. But looked at me
- 1:02:12Speaker 5: in my eyes and was like, you know, every time
- 1:02:14Speaker 5: you would leave out and leave your clothes and I
- 1:02:16Speaker 5: would wait.
- 1:02:17Speaker 4: And sniffing, sniffing like a mountain of cocaine.
- 1:02:24Speaker 8: Oh baby, there's a market for that. Need you to
- 1:02:26Speaker 8: research it today.
- 1:02:28Speaker 6: We're gonna go to the whole studio today, whole neighborhood,
- 1:02:33Speaker 6: tell them.
- 1:02:34Speaker 1: And then your boss and then no, no, no no.
- 1:02:39Speaker 4: As a market as as a as a self proclaim,
- 1:02:42Speaker 4: that's a self proclaim marketing and genius. All you gotta
- 1:02:44Speaker 4: do is do a couple of do a couple of
- 1:02:45Speaker 4: workout videos, postession on that, and then be like, I'm
- 1:02:48Speaker 4: selling I'm selling these on such and something, and you
- 1:02:50Speaker 4: will sell out.
- 1:02:52Speaker 5: You enjoy my cent, you enjoy my sin, you will
- 1:02:54Speaker 5: sell I was like, that's what's your mind for? I
- 1:02:58Speaker 5: was like with my tro No, she mad at you,
- 1:03:02Speaker 5: I know, right, I said, Okay, Well, I mean, if
- 1:03:06Speaker 5: you enjoyed it, he was like I did. And this
- 1:03:08Speaker 5: was years later, I said, he said, nigger, I remember,
- 1:03:10Speaker 5: I said.
- 1:03:10Speaker 2: Well, damn, I'm gonna tell you. But I'm gonna tell
- 1:03:12Speaker 2: you you was open some money. I'm gonna tell us
- 1:03:17Speaker 2: some real mm hmm.
- 1:03:19Speaker 5: But I have a fall back playing in the case.
- 1:03:21Speaker 7: You know, ain't nothing these booty cheeks dot com.
- 1:03:28Speaker 10: I'm trying to figures playing right now because.
- 1:03:31Speaker 5: I can see picks for team get done. I can
- 1:03:34Speaker 5: put my feet on somebody's face, stepping some ground beef
- 1:03:37Speaker 5: min Hey, yeah, I thought about trying to look for
- 1:03:41Speaker 5: a cash pig fendom financial domination.
- 1:03:48Speaker 4: So basically, so basically, you forced something. You forced a
- 1:03:51Speaker 4: nigga up, You forced a nigga to swipe that swipe
- 1:03:53Speaker 4: that card. And then when he when he when he
- 1:03:55Speaker 4: got crazy to he's misbehaving.
- 1:03:57Speaker 1: Hold on, like all you do is talk?
- 1:04:00Speaker 2: Yeah, you're talking?
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: You what motherfucker?
- 1:04:02Speaker 2: Who the fuck you?
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: Baby? I'm o g custome. It's been all this time.
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: I'm my favorite.
- 1:04:09Speaker 4: Oh you didn't, oh you didn't check in with me
- 1:04:11Speaker 4: before you when you came off the first Okay, another
- 1:04:13Speaker 4: twenty five thousand dollars.
- 1:04:15Speaker 5: That's one of my favorite ones. Now, I ain't avigated
- 1:04:17Speaker 5: no money, but I do like to watch the quot
- 1:04:20Speaker 5: don't look at the look at the look at the photo.
- 1:04:22Speaker 13: Yeah, you talk to them like yeah, mm hmm.
- 1:04:28Speaker 2: What you think you could do?
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: What you want to do?
- 1:04:30Speaker 7: You ain't call me, and you ain't think you can
- 1:04:33Speaker 7: call me when you're supposed to get home from work.
- 1:04:36Speaker 1: You owe me a hundred you old me.
- 1:04:38Speaker 13: And this is this is this amount of dollars for
- 1:04:39Speaker 13: every many you.
- 1:04:40Speaker 5: Want to engage with that you gotta pay the engage.
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: They gotta pay you.
- 1:04:43Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's financial not submission, that's financial domination.
- 1:04:47Speaker 8: Yeah, they gotta pay you.
- 1:04:50Speaker 13: Mm hmmm mm hmmm.
- 1:04:52Speaker 5: It works the people, especially especially especially white somebody, Oh
- 1:05:01Speaker 5: oh boy.
- 1:05:02Speaker 8: You be rich the.
- 1:05:06Speaker 5: Quarter you feel me bonaire.
- 1:05:10Speaker 7: I'm just listening. I'm waiting to find my niche Google.
- 1:05:15Speaker 8: I'm trying to figure that we about to be heading
- 1:05:18Speaker 8: into a recession. And I'm sorry straight.
- 1:05:25Speaker 5: For you, waiting for your cash pigs that for you.
- 1:05:29Speaker 5: He has a wish list that he keeps active and
- 1:05:32Speaker 5: people will pay. Just have access, literally, but just did
- 1:05:35Speaker 5: financial Then on top of that, you can sing that's
- 1:05:37Speaker 5: a part of what you can wrap. You can write
- 1:05:40Speaker 5: poetry and some ship pearling saw about Parlin salt pussy
- 1:05:46Speaker 5: went to talk about salty balls, and then we're talking about.
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: Listen, ain't I ain't nothing wrong with some all day pussy.
- 1:05:51Speaker 8: All he had to do was lick some old day
- 1:05:53Speaker 8: you would have had the same reaction.
- 1:05:59Speaker 5: We've all done.
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: Shut.
- 1:06:04Speaker 5: It was just it was just the lip sniffing, the
- 1:06:08Speaker 5: lick a sniffing the well you already, Sean, you've been
- 1:06:11Speaker 5: quiet for a little longer than usual, Sean trying to
- 1:06:17Speaker 5: fix the fin It.
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: Looked like it was carved out. A would take it back.
- 1:06:20Speaker 1: It ain't Taka ain't about to.
- 1:06:22Speaker 4: Take She's about to take off financial way, brone.
- 1:06:26Speaker 13: I'm about to get real fun and making money.
- 1:06:30Speaker 4: You can rap, you can sing, and you got a
- 1:06:32Speaker 4: body that bitches will kill for.
- 1:06:34Speaker 2: So yeah, you kidnap, you could make some bread.
- 1:06:36Speaker 7: But uh, it's okay because I'm trying to tell you
- 1:06:38Speaker 7: I'm about to revamp. He just said, I'm about to
- 1:06:42Speaker 7: revamp my.
- 1:06:43Speaker 13: Whole entire everything, ladies and gentlemen, everything.
- 1:06:48Speaker 7: About to use a lot of what I got to
- 1:06:51Speaker 7: get a lot of what I want in the right way.
- 1:06:56Speaker 7: I wasn't into it at first.
- 1:06:57Speaker 1: No, no, no, like bullshitting. Stop cords playing.
- 1:07:02Speaker 5: Not the peach Let's Charlottelet's go on to this Q
- 1:07:05Speaker 5: and a second, what you got for us this week?
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: Since no more they can talk about peach cobble of recipes.
- 1:07:15Speaker 5: Yeah, they're still around.
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: I don't even want to read the questions. No more.
- 1:07:22Speaker 2: I quit on the A no, said O'Brian, and got help.
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: Now I quit. This is bullshit.
- 1:07:28Speaker 5: I can help from move.
- 1:07:29Speaker 4: I'm just saying, because you know you always talk, you
- 1:07:32Speaker 4: always talking about the six brown chicks. Now you got
- 1:07:34Speaker 4: somebody old head that's like six dramatic bitches, Like basically
- 1:07:36Speaker 4: it's what they are, so he can't beat that.
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- 1:08:28Speaker 1: If you want to use a pseudon suit him, I listen.
- 1:08:30Speaker 1: I can't have too much champagne that.
- 1:08:32Speaker 6: If you want to use a pseudonym, oh no, I
- 1:08:35Speaker 6: ain't drinking none of that shit pseudonym.
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: I didn't even cry.
- 1:08:40Speaker 6: If you want to be anonymous, if you want to
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- 1:08:44Speaker 6: you just don't give a damn because, in the words
- 1:08:46Speaker 6: of Charade Whitfield V in Real Housewives of Atlanta, many many,
- 1:08:50Speaker 6: many many moons and faces and titties and asses to go.
- 1:08:54Speaker 1: Who want to check you boo? Yeah, she's got them
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: things lifted?
- 1:08:58Speaker 8: Oh shit my titties.
- 1:09:03Speaker 6: Okay, since ken Ebo here, we're going to Brandon's favorite thread.
- 1:09:08Speaker 6: Six Brown Chicks ak the sixth Brown Half as AKA
- 1:09:11Speaker 6: what key just call him the six.
- 1:09:14Speaker 1: Dramatic Bitches, six diy bitches.
- 1:09:21Speaker 6: I knew Kenn he loved me more than J did.
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: I knew I could. Y'all gotta see the faces.
- 1:09:31Speaker 6: I knew I could play him to get what I wanted,
- 1:09:33Speaker 6: twenty thousand dollars to open the beauty salon. Kenny had
- 1:09:37Speaker 6: good credit and he worked for the city. He loaned
- 1:09:39Speaker 6: me the twenty thousand dollars. What city Kenny worked for?
- 1:09:42Speaker 6: Because I wish I had twenty thousand dollars. Shit, He
- 1:09:48Speaker 6: loaned me the twenty thousand dollars, but my salon failed.
- 1:09:51Speaker 6: Jay was passionate in bed, and he's the one who
- 1:09:53Speaker 6: wanted He's the one he wanted the most. I'm sorry
- 1:09:58Speaker 6: that sounds weird the way they wrote that. I always
- 1:10:01Speaker 6: made Kenny use protection, but Jay got me pregnant. My
- 1:10:04Speaker 6: baby changed everything between us. He begged me to delete it.
- 1:10:08Speaker 6: Then Jay's wife came home from prison and he blocked
- 1:10:12Speaker 6: me on everything. I dump Kenny and kept my baby.
- 1:10:16Speaker 6: I went to Jay's house to tell his wife that
- 1:10:17Speaker 6: we were having a baby. Jay's brother stopped me at
- 1:10:20Speaker 6: the door. You know, his wife served seven years with
- 1:10:23Speaker 6: what she did to his other side check. Right, Long
- 1:10:26Speaker 6: story short, that side check is no longer on this
- 1:10:29Speaker 6: side of the grass. I'm five months pregnant and I
- 1:10:32Speaker 6: want Jay involved in our baby's life. How do I
- 1:10:34Speaker 6: do this safely?
- 1:10:35Speaker 13: You don'ts.
- 1:10:42Speaker 7: Baby girl, go find Kenny, apologize, you're sorry, I'm sorry you.
- 1:10:49Speaker 10: Have the baby, and let her beat your ass rightfully.
- 1:10:52Speaker 13: That's what you do.
- 1:10:55Speaker 6: You five months throwing moreal whooping asses. Apparently she sent
- 1:10:59Speaker 6: the bitches of you go.
- 1:11:01Speaker 13: Ahead about your business and you just.
- 1:11:02Speaker 8: But if you just go to it and you know,
- 1:11:05Speaker 8: submit life to see you, you deserve it.
- 1:11:09Speaker 1: Because you made the nigga.
- 1:11:10Speaker 5: You made the nigga with the money with you something
- 1:11:13Speaker 5: with the bendefits, use the candim. But you let the
- 1:11:15Speaker 5: ass nigga not used to calling him because the d
- 1:11:18Speaker 5: was good. Make it makes sense, Make it makes sense.
- 1:11:21Speaker 5: That is an example of what we spoke about a
- 1:11:23Speaker 5: couple of weeks ago. Poor pussy management.
- 1:11:26Speaker 1: That's what it is.
- 1:11:27Speaker 2: And gentlemen, I'm not I'm not qualified to.
- 1:11:35Speaker 1: What not. Oh Jesus Christ, I mean we are, you know,
- 1:11:41Speaker 1: we all, we all bow down sometimes.
- 1:11:46Speaker 5: Get back up again, because the saint is just a
- 1:11:50Speaker 5: center who fell down. Yeah, I go in that hidings.
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: Yeah, go and witness protection. Change your name to Floyd Palmer.
- 1:12:05Speaker 5: Floyd, I'm right because because if you changed to a
- 1:12:09Speaker 5: man name, that's gonna throw them off. Oh it, it's true.
- 1:12:11Speaker 6: M Hu, take bitches out, you and danger Morlin.
- 1:12:19Speaker 5: This is like John Wick.
- 1:12:22Speaker 1: You're gonna come home your dog gonna be dead. Bitch.
- 1:12:25Speaker 4: Yeah, you got a boiling rabbit in your pie, and like, listen,
- 1:12:28Speaker 4: you liked that movie.
- 1:12:29Speaker 5: Huh you mentioned boiling rabbits and pots a lot.
- 1:12:33Speaker 1: I mean shout out to my brother.
- 1:12:34Speaker 7: Rodney as a person of coming, since I feel like
- 1:12:37Speaker 7: she should just go ahead by her business.
- 1:12:38Speaker 2: Going about your business laws, Yeah, because you about to
- 1:12:41Speaker 2: get her.
- 1:12:41Speaker 6: Niggas only willing to be Stepdaddy's It is trying to
- 1:12:44Speaker 6: be Stepdaddy.
- 1:12:45Speaker 8: Could have had one with money, but you let him go.
- 1:12:50Speaker 4: Why you do? I don't understand why. I changes like
- 1:12:52Speaker 4: normal bitches, normal normal bitches do. Just make that nigga
- 1:12:56Speaker 4: take care. Don't make that nigga. Don't think that's his baby,
- 1:12:57Speaker 4: and take care of until the gay team.
- 1:12:59Speaker 8: No, because that's where it's a death sentence.
- 1:13:01Speaker 1: Man, it's already death. He would have he would She
- 1:13:09Speaker 1: is justified.
- 1:13:11Speaker 8: He would have justified.
- 1:13:13Speaker 1: The bitch is gonna kill her.
- 1:13:16Speaker 10: No, she was in there eating coach for honey buns
- 1:13:19Speaker 10: and braiding hair. No the fuck she's not justified. If
- 1:13:22Speaker 10: you're in prison and your husband is out here doing whatever,
- 1:13:24Speaker 10: then your issue is with him, not the bitches he
- 1:13:26Speaker 10: keeps fucking with.
- 1:13:28Speaker 8: So no, she's not justified. She's not justified.
- 1:13:32Speaker 4: I was waiting, I was waiting for the big bitch
- 1:13:34Speaker 4: name tiny reference to come up.
- 1:13:36Speaker 8: Is the big bitch name right right?
- 1:13:39Speaker 6: You out here killing bitches instead, but you still came
- 1:13:42Speaker 6: home to the same nigga.
- 1:13:43Speaker 1: What make it makes sense?
- 1:13:44Speaker 6: He was still out here fucking off and getting raw,
- 1:13:48Speaker 6: getting bitch is pregnant while you was locked up and
- 1:13:51Speaker 6: you made at the bitch.
- 1:13:52Speaker 1: Make it makes sense.
- 1:13:56Speaker 8: In terms because he don't know how to keep the.
- 1:13:58Speaker 4: Stanza is that I'm I deal with his ass, But bitch,
- 1:14:01Speaker 4: you you gonna.
- 1:14:03Speaker 8: Deal with his ass. But he's still breathing and the
- 1:14:04Speaker 8: other bitches not.
- 1:14:06Speaker 1: And you only got seven years. What kind of what
- 1:14:08Speaker 1: kind of what kind of what kind of what kind
- 1:14:10Speaker 1: of judge? You had? What state that in?
- 1:14:11Speaker 8: That's poor management too, because bitch, if you get off
- 1:14:13Speaker 8: seven years for killing the bitch to slept with your man,
- 1:14:15Speaker 8: why the fuck would you play with fade again?
- 1:14:17Speaker 1: Exactly?
- 1:14:18Speaker 6: Why would you come head home to the same sorry
- 1:14:19Speaker 6: as nigga double poor pussy management.
- 1:14:23Speaker 8: Exactly. You go fuck his daddy and he ain't got
- 1:14:25Speaker 8: a daddy, Go fuck his brother. He ain't got a brother,
- 1:14:26Speaker 8: Go fuck his nearest friend. If he ain't got that.
- 1:14:28Speaker 8: Even then, you know what you do. You make him
- 1:14:29Speaker 8: a friend and you fuck the friend. That's what you do.
- 1:14:33Speaker 8: You gonna make a friend had him.
- 1:14:36Speaker 4: Pay les this look, look, this is Charles. He said
- 1:14:39Speaker 4: he need he knew, he knew to the neighborhood the
- 1:14:42Speaker 4: whole time. Yo, These niggas down here playing playing PlayStation.
- 1:14:45Speaker 1: You see. I said, like, come on, I could be
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: a controller. I make that nigga sit next to you
- 1:14:49Speaker 1: with my pussy on his mustache.
- 1:14:52Speaker 10: Can't do that even you know what, I just got
- 1:14:53Speaker 10: so many ideas. You can't do that either.
- 1:14:55Speaker 1: He ain't got no friends.
- 1:14:56Speaker 8: You can't make a friend for him.
- 1:14:57Speaker 1: You know what you do?
- 1:14:58Speaker 8: Then you let him come home to you with a
- 1:14:59Speaker 8: whole heat.
- 1:15:00Speaker 10: My buddy, that's what you did, A whole heap of
- 1:15:02Speaker 10: a whole heap of them to get.
- 1:15:05Speaker 1: Your shut your ass up.
- 1:15:10Speaker 2: I heard you, I heard you.
- 1:15:13Speaker 4: I heard you right, I heard you right, I heard
- 1:15:15Speaker 4: you on the left side of the the headphones. Nigga,
- 1:15:25Speaker 4: she said, she said, get your get your ganging niggas.
- 1:15:33Speaker 5: I didn't see that. You know what you're looking at?
- 1:15:39Speaker 2: You know what?
- 1:15:40Speaker 1: All right? Last question.
- 1:15:43Speaker 5: This, this is a line of episode to get through.
- 1:15:44Speaker 5: We had almost three hours, I.
- 1:15:46Speaker 1: Mean, last question that done.
- 1:15:48Speaker 6: This comes from the ask reddit thread and the question, uh,
- 1:15:52Speaker 6: for those of y'all who listened to this ship out
- 1:15:53Speaker 6: loud without not with headphones, this is a not safe question.
- 1:15:57Speaker 1: Allegedly, Oh y y'all shouldn't even be listening out here on.
- 1:16:00Speaker 4: But if you if you feel an adventural I mean
- 1:16:03Speaker 4: you feeling froggy jump, what's your most regrettable sex story
- 1:16:07Speaker 4: and why did it happen?
- 1:16:10Speaker 1: Oh? Bitch?
- 1:16:14Speaker 5: This is a question for the table you put your
- 1:16:16Speaker 5: reading comments.
- 1:16:17Speaker 1: I mean I could read a couple of comments, dirt.
- 1:16:22Speaker 8: I don't have to.
- 1:16:24Speaker 1: I don't.
- 1:16:25Speaker 4: I don't have the way she the way she just
- 1:16:26Speaker 4: on the way she just don't put on like put
- 1:16:28Speaker 4: them put the braids back like this, bitch.
- 1:16:33Speaker 1: Like you know what you did? Bitch?
- 1:16:35Speaker 5: Think one too.
- 1:16:37Speaker 10: It's more than one actually, but this this one bothers
- 1:16:42Speaker 10: me the most because the potential was there, and because
- 1:16:46Speaker 10: we had had an encounter.
- 1:16:48Speaker 8: Before and the ship was everything. So I went into it.
- 1:16:52Speaker 10: I went into it thinking I was getting my mood adjusted. God,
- 1:16:54Speaker 10: I was gonna start my week off grade.
- 1:16:56Speaker 1: You know what I mean. You know what I mean.
- 1:16:58Speaker 10: I thought that my we was going to be the
- 1:17:02Speaker 10: week from heaven. Waiting for this.
- 1:17:04Speaker 8: Man to get off of work, right, waiting for this
- 1:17:07Speaker 8: man to get off of work. His latest hand.
- 1:17:09Speaker 10: I'm sleepy, y'all want to go to bed, but I
- 1:17:11Speaker 10: go over his house, right, go over his house.
- 1:17:14Speaker 8: He like, fresh off of work. So I'm meeting him
- 1:17:16Speaker 8: at his place. We go in. He like, make itself comfortable. Cool,
- 1:17:19Speaker 8: when make myeself comfortable? With some comedy on for me.
- 1:17:22Speaker 8: I'm watching the comedy while he's in the shower. I'm chilling.
- 1:17:25Speaker 8: Everything gets going. This is definitely not safe work.
- 1:17:29Speaker 10: Everything gets going right, And I mean I I just said,
- 1:17:34Speaker 10: get your look big, right.
- 1:17:35Speaker 8: I got mine for like forty five minutes. So after
- 1:17:38Speaker 8: about forty.
- 1:17:39Speaker 10: Five minutes, I'm like, okay, this this, this is about
- 1:17:41Speaker 10: to be a hell of a night.
- 1:17:45Speaker 8: After four strokes, it was over.
- 1:17:47Speaker 4: Hey wait wait wait wait wait time out, top time
- 1:17:49Speaker 4: time out, time out?
- 1:17:52Speaker 2: Now, quick question.
- 1:17:54Speaker 8: It was all about me.
- 1:17:57Speaker 2: How the fuck do.
- 1:17:59Speaker 4: You equate forty five minutes of getting getting licked like
- 1:18:02Speaker 4: a postage stamp too.
- 1:18:04Speaker 2: It's about to be hell.
- 1:18:05Speaker 5: Of a night.
- 1:18:05Speaker 8: Baby. It wasn't a posted stamp. It was like it.
- 1:18:10Speaker 4: But you, I mean, but but when I'm saying there,
- 1:18:13Speaker 4: not but what I'm saying there, babe, But what I'm
- 1:18:20Speaker 4: saying this, you getting the coind of you're getting the
- 1:18:23Speaker 4: kunkerlingk kind of lingous. You hear me leg single leg
- 1:18:30Speaker 4: singling the ship for.
- 1:18:32Speaker 1: Forty five.
- 1:18:35Speaker 4: In that body trumpetting, but your for forty five minutes
- 1:18:38Speaker 4: and then you then I'm sorry, that was your giveaway
- 1:18:41Speaker 4: right there. He don that he down there, he down
- 1:18:44Speaker 4: there for a quarter of an hour. I mean, I'm sorry,
- 1:18:46Speaker 4: three quarters of an hour and you're sitting here like yo,
- 1:18:49Speaker 4: I'm about to get the best pain in something my life.
- 1:18:52Speaker 8: That's what happened first time. Yeah, that's what happened.
- 1:18:54Speaker 5: Sometimes you just want.
- 1:18:55Speaker 1: To eat it. Sometimes just wanted to eat you.
- 1:18:59Speaker 10: First time, it was it was amazing, it was it
- 1:19:02Speaker 10: was I might just chase this niggah, you know, let me,
- 1:19:12Speaker 10: I might have chased you know.
- 1:19:13Speaker 1: What's you know, it's crazy you do have you do
- 1:19:17Speaker 1: have like you do have like.
- 1:19:21Speaker 4: Smile that he got, give you the best that he got.
- 1:19:29Speaker 10: I might have chased him, you know I might. I
- 1:19:31Speaker 10: might have chased him. I don't do that, you know,
- 1:19:34Speaker 10: I don't do that. I might have been on his phone.
- 1:19:37Speaker 10: I might know who was that bitch that just smiled
- 1:19:39Speaker 10: that you're at the gas station? I might have been
- 1:19:42Speaker 10: you know the bitches name?
- 1:19:44Speaker 1: That's what we're doing.
- 1:19:45Speaker 5: Are you thinking you should be?
- 1:19:49Speaker 2: Bullshit?
- 1:19:50Speaker 6: I got allowed to think outside of me. Is my
- 1:19:53Speaker 6: mama because she created me?
- 1:19:55Speaker 2: Every time?
- 1:19:56Speaker 1: Right now?
- 1:19:56Speaker 13: Be that?
- 1:19:57Speaker 8: But yeah, it was, it was. It was done, and
- 1:19:59Speaker 8: it was like you.
- 1:20:00Speaker 2: Know how that's called marriage, You know how.
- 1:20:03Speaker 10: You you you get ready to get into it and
- 1:20:05Speaker 10: you're just trying to adjust you know what I mean,
- 1:20:08Speaker 10: the adjust strokes.
- 1:20:09Speaker 8: That's all I got before it was over.
- 1:20:11Speaker 1: Hold on, question might be wait? No, no question, question,
- 1:20:14Speaker 1: quest the question?
- 1:20:15Speaker 2: Nothing but for this?
- 1:20:16Speaker 1: How many other times? How many other times you put
- 1:20:18Speaker 1: this encounter.
- 1:20:19Speaker 10: One at one time?
- 1:20:24Speaker 4: He no, But that's what I'm saying.
- 1:20:28Speaker 2: He fucked up.
- 1:20:29Speaker 8: He gave me time.
- 1:20:30Speaker 2: He fucked up like he showed up, like he was going,
- 1:20:34Speaker 2: like he was doing he was like he went he
- 1:20:36Speaker 2: was going for a job, job interview.
- 1:20:37Speaker 1: He got the job.
- 1:20:38Speaker 2: He got the job, He got the job, and then when.
- 1:20:44Speaker 4: Employees and then when that nigga showed up for work,
- 1:20:46Speaker 4: it was like.
- 1:20:48Speaker 2: The quality question.
- 1:20:50Speaker 1: You know, you know, you know, go home for the day.
- 1:20:53Speaker 2: We we we alright, yeah, we already, you can go
- 1:20:57Speaker 2: home for the day.
- 1:20:57Speaker 8: It was it was just the adjust strokes.
- 1:20:59Speaker 2: And the I think, no, I think that's honestly, I
- 1:21:02Speaker 2: think that's what a lot of niggas go wrong for.
- 1:21:04Speaker 8: That's not the worst part.
- 1:21:07Speaker 4: Nor as a man. As a man, do you do
- 1:21:10Speaker 4: you do? You always give you a game the first time? No, right,
- 1:21:14Speaker 4: he funked out on events, he sucked up. That's poor
- 1:21:18Speaker 4: bussy man.
- 1:21:22Speaker 8: As my brother said, that wasn't But that wasn't the
- 1:21:27Speaker 8: worst part.
- 1:21:28Speaker 1: The worst.
- 1:21:30Speaker 10: The worst part was that he was completely done after that,
- 1:21:35Speaker 10: like he couldn't.
- 1:21:37Speaker 8: It was like a car out of gas, like.
- 1:21:40Speaker 1: It kept.
- 1:21:43Speaker 4: You should have slid, You should have slid up his
- 1:21:44Speaker 4: chest back to his face and left a slug trail.
- 1:21:47Speaker 8: Like the beard was already soaked.
- 1:21:51Speaker 1: It don't it don't matter.
- 1:21:53Speaker 2: You're gonna drown that bitch.
- 1:21:54Speaker 1: Let me, let.
- 1:21:56Speaker 8: Me, let me be quick.
- 1:22:00Speaker 4: Because he said, he said, he said, he wanted he
- 1:22:02Speaker 4: said he wanted to grow a little bit more.
- 1:22:03Speaker 10: So you fear me, let me, let me, let me,
- 1:22:07Speaker 10: let me explain, and I explain it quickly.
- 1:22:11Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, that's what got you in the situation
- 1:22:13Speaker 2: the first place that Nigga.
- 1:22:14Speaker 10: Went quickly after you didn't ate me like the first
- 1:22:16Speaker 10: place when you done got out of prison for twenty years.
- 1:22:20Speaker 1: I need some.
- 1:22:21Speaker 8: Good dick after.
- 1:22:22Speaker 2: That's why.
- 1:22:22Speaker 1: That's why I don't believe.
- 1:22:24Speaker 2: I don't understand.
- 1:22:24Speaker 10: This is why I don't believe until one can change
- 1:22:27Speaker 10: my mind that I could be with a woman, because
- 1:22:29Speaker 10: after that, I need some good.
- 1:22:30Speaker 8: Ass strokes I need.
- 1:22:33Speaker 10: I need some good ass strokes after and I did
- 1:22:36Speaker 10: not get that. I did not get that. So it
- 1:22:38Speaker 10: wasn't I wasn't going back to I wasn't going back
- 1:22:43Speaker 10: to his face because if you tell me, and if
- 1:22:47Speaker 10: you tell me, the strap exists, I know this strap exists,
- 1:22:49Speaker 10: but I need the cream feeling. I don't want plastic.
- 1:22:52Speaker 10: I need the cream feeling at the end.
- 1:22:55Speaker 5: Sometimes you want to be a twinket.
- 1:22:57Speaker 1: I mean, I mean.
- 1:23:01Speaker 10: Further tole but you know what I'm saying, until or
- 1:23:08Speaker 10: if I ever meet a woman that changes my mind.
- 1:23:12Speaker 8: This is why I feel.
- 1:23:13Speaker 1: That jam not a dream, Donnut Bust and crane Pie.
- 1:23:23Speaker 5: This is getting in a rabbit hole further down the
- 1:23:26Speaker 5: one we'd already been.
- 1:23:27Speaker 8: There probably could have been an episode in itself.
- 1:23:29Speaker 5: It might be I might expect this into two parts.
- 1:23:31Speaker 5: Remember we already three hours.
- 1:23:32Speaker 1: Remember you know.
- 1:23:40Speaker 13: I tend to suffer from a lot of right, a
- 1:23:44Speaker 13: lot of.
- 1:23:46Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:23:47Speaker 8: There's a lot of ass.
- 1:23:48Speaker 7: I mean that thing right, And I get the people
- 1:23:51Speaker 7: who tend to believe they're more will and than they
- 1:23:55Speaker 7: are in.
- 1:23:56Speaker 4: That's the funny part. Oh yeah, that's that's fucking funny
- 1:24:01Speaker 4: to me. It's like you only got it, you only
- 1:24:03Speaker 4: got nothing to.
- 1:24:04Speaker 2: Get past it.
- 1:24:07Speaker 7: I had somebody send me a picture, right Jesus, And
- 1:24:11Speaker 7: I hate people like this. They talked themselves up and
- 1:24:15Speaker 7: they always got Yeah. Because if you pressed my belly button,
- 1:24:18Speaker 7: think that not the battle door didn't come out if
- 1:24:21Speaker 7: you press this button?
- 1:24:24Speaker 3: Right?
- 1:24:25Speaker 1: What motherfucking inchire right? So?
- 1:24:29Speaker 8: Uh?
- 1:24:30Speaker 1: What was that dog we used to have back in
- 1:24:31Speaker 1: the day, Stretch Armstrong, h.
- 1:24:37Speaker 5: I'm scared with this is going.
- 1:24:39Speaker 1: I ain't never heard no ship like inches passed machine bro.
- 1:24:48Speaker 13: We go on a day trip to Dover.
- 1:24:51Speaker 2: Down Oh, damn.
- 1:24:54Speaker 5: When he took you to the old Head casino, right, Oh,
- 1:24:57Speaker 5: he thought he thought he was about hit about the
- 1:25:00Speaker 5: did this man have on Stacy and the sweat sea the.
- 1:25:05Speaker 7: Mexican remember back in the day, the real big egg rolls,
- 1:25:13Speaker 7: the big shrimp egg rolls.
- 1:25:15Speaker 13: They was real thick short. Yeah, I don't know.
- 1:25:22Speaker 7: Where he thought me riding him was supposed to work
- 1:25:25Speaker 7: out at Jesus Christ. But I had never did that
- 1:25:31Speaker 7: before because everybody think a pincushion and he ain't have
- 1:25:35Speaker 7: enough pen for this cushion.
- 1:25:40Speaker 1: With a waist.
- 1:25:43Speaker 13: When I sat there and I was going like this.
- 1:25:48Speaker 1: And thought he was doing something, I was going.
- 1:25:50Speaker 13: Like this, and I promise you that ship was.
- 1:25:55Speaker 1: On the stomach. He thought he was beating that satan
- 1:26:00Speaker 1: down't yeah.
- 1:26:02Speaker 8: I can feel a goddamn thing.
- 1:26:05Speaker 1: Wrong. Oh, it was done. He was rubbing the cracker herd.
- 1:26:09Speaker 1: But she was in a thought fold bro like Listen.
- 1:26:14Speaker 7: I said, I don't know what I'm supposed to be
- 1:26:15Speaker 7: doing here, but I don't feel anything.
- 1:26:20Speaker 1: Honestly, that's gonna be the worst.
- 1:26:21Speaker 8: I don't know.
- 1:26:22Speaker 7: I don't I think I'm too sick for this. And
- 1:26:25Speaker 7: then when it was turned for us to change positions.
- 1:26:30Speaker 7: It felt like when it was sitting down that I
- 1:26:31Speaker 7: had went to the gym, I got hit by a
- 1:26:33Speaker 7: met truck because why do you have to put all
- 1:26:35Speaker 7: of your body?
- 1:26:36Speaker 6: Oh no, ma'am, my recredible, why are you on me?
- 1:26:42Speaker 8: Get all? I cannot breathe. This hurts.
- 1:26:47Speaker 1: That must have been a baker nigga. Wow mm hmmm,
- 1:26:53Speaker 1: I'm sorry, y'all. Yeah, I go sure, I got.
- 1:26:59Speaker 4: Basically, I just felt felt I felt kind of sucked
- 1:27:02Speaker 4: up because I felt I found out you mintioned.
- 1:27:09Speaker 1: I was like.
- 1:27:12Speaker 4: In another life that would be a thing that no,
- 1:27:21Speaker 4: but no, my ex like no, it's like I found
- 1:27:24Speaker 4: out the person I didn't know.
- 1:27:29Speaker 1: No, no, it was.
- 1:27:30Speaker 2: It was incredible.
- 1:27:32Speaker 4: It was regrettable as I found out, like, yeah, I
- 1:27:34Speaker 4: found out like I was a dummy at the party
- 1:27:36Speaker 4: because everybody, like everybody ran through like everybody she got
- 1:27:40Speaker 4: played around like yeah me my homeboy, homeboy to a homeboy,
- 1:27:47Speaker 4: everybody all in the same goddamn day, I mean, same night.
- 1:27:50Speaker 1: In morning, I was like, damn.
- 1:27:53Speaker 4: Mm hmmm, Baron didn't pass the piece? I didn't was
- 1:28:00Speaker 4: the bee held on to the peace. Unfortunately, as as.
- 1:28:07Speaker 6: Karen said, this is a good woman she just made
- 1:28:09Speaker 6: some mistakes, but your stupid.
- 1:28:13Speaker 4: Actually, now I will say this, I will say that
- 1:28:16Speaker 4: something proud of myself that I never gave that. I
- 1:28:18Speaker 4: Navi gave that the whole, the whole, little speech like
- 1:28:20Speaker 4: y'all don't know her like I know her. You had to,
- 1:28:25Speaker 4: you gave a bit of title.
- 1:28:26Speaker 13: They don't love you.
- 1:28:30Speaker 1: It made me and look better than back then.
- 1:28:34Speaker 4: Man, Brandon, let me tell you, Let me tell you,
- 1:28:40Speaker 4: Let me tell you how how fucked up a boyfriend?
- 1:28:43Speaker 2: Now for us, okay, I will admit this.
- 1:28:47Speaker 5: What did you do?
- 1:28:50Speaker 1: That's my favor?
- 1:28:52Speaker 2: What's your regrettable?
- 1:29:01Speaker 5: I feel like we need some music, just just saying.
- 1:29:07Speaker 5: And when you're going into the garage, you kind of
- 1:29:12Speaker 5: use the remote control to open the door properly.
- 1:29:14Speaker 2: Whoa whoa, whoa whoa.
- 1:29:16Speaker 5: Wait a minute, And if you don't, and you tried
- 1:29:18Speaker 5: to drive the car through the closed garage door, it
- 1:29:22Speaker 5: won't be pleasant for either one of us.
- 1:29:26Speaker 2: Are you talking what?
- 1:29:28Speaker 5: Damn No, I'm not trying to.
- 1:29:35Speaker 1: Jesus.
- 1:29:37Speaker 2: You see that reaction?
- 1:29:38Speaker 5: Right, there's ever been in a situation where somebody it's
- 1:29:43Speaker 5: like they're just using you as a sex to it and
- 1:29:46Speaker 5: you're like I'm here, but I'm not.
- 1:29:49Speaker 1: Yes, this ain't nothing like watching an episode of a
- 1:29:54Speaker 1: nigga shoulder or the s us that's not.
- 1:30:02Speaker 5: Let's just say ouch was was a common phrase of
- 1:30:05Speaker 5: it that night, because I'm sorry they didn't. That's that nigga,
- 1:30:09Speaker 5: you can't come back And it was a nice size too,
- 1:30:11Speaker 5: but I say you can't.
- 1:30:13Speaker 1: You can't come back here.
- 1:30:15Speaker 10: It's a nice size and just a waste.
- 1:30:20Speaker 4: But yeah, because I'm like nigga, that's a problem, you know,
- 1:30:24Speaker 4: But that's that is the problem with you niggas.
- 1:30:27Speaker 5: Any questions about that, emo, since you clearly missed the
- 1:30:30Speaker 5: fact that I was trying to say it without saying it.
- 1:30:34Speaker 5: You gotta use the garage door open and let the
- 1:30:38Speaker 5: garage to open under you need that gun oil. No
- 1:30:41Speaker 5: you might.
- 1:30:47Speaker 13: I wasn't pared what you Sometimes.
- 1:30:50Speaker 5: You got to back the car in and out of
- 1:30:51Speaker 5: garage a couple of times to make sure it's faddy
- 1:30:53Speaker 5: for the car to go all the way and to
- 1:30:55Speaker 5: be charged. You can't just drip and drop the car
- 1:30:58Speaker 5: through the shut garage. Gonna be pleasant for you with
- 1:31:01Speaker 5: one of them? Does that make sense?
- 1:31:03Speaker 1: Both?
- 1:31:03Speaker 2: Did you get that YO branded.
- 1:31:07Speaker 3: It?
- 1:31:08Speaker 4: Brandon just described that episode of the Family Guy when
- 1:31:10Speaker 4: the train is.
- 1:31:11Speaker 7: Going through the I'm being quite frank, you know, I'm
- 1:31:16Speaker 7: just used to being blind and quite frank.
- 1:31:17Speaker 13: I'm sorry, I.
- 1:31:18Speaker 5: Am too, but I try to, you know, try to
- 1:31:21Speaker 5: be you know, family friendly some.
- 1:31:26Speaker 13: Stream okay, so I can't be that.
- 1:31:29Speaker 1: You can get your mons off my couch.
- 1:31:31Speaker 5: You're talking about the dog, not me.
- 1:31:33Speaker 1: God damn. Yeah, it too, because it was like Chase
- 1:31:37Speaker 1: two to that thing up and when I.
- 1:31:39Speaker 13: Talk as I was just trying to figure out why.
- 1:31:42Speaker 1: So PG thirteen, they was thirteen my turn.
- 1:31:48Speaker 6: Yes, I have friend, I have several, but I'll pick
- 1:31:53Speaker 6: one out of this several because I told I think
- 1:31:56Speaker 6: I just told when I want to past episode. So
- 1:31:59Speaker 6: I had a big crush on this dude and I
- 1:32:04Speaker 6: finally got him.
- 1:32:06Speaker 2: That's always the worst.
- 1:32:07Speaker 6: And I was like, this thing about to be thinking
- 1:32:10Speaker 6: this nigga six foot five and he got that accent.
- 1:32:16Speaker 5: I like, and where was he from?
- 1:32:18Speaker 1: From Brooklyn.
- 1:32:21Speaker 13: Uptown?
- 1:32:24Speaker 1: And that as.
- 1:32:36Speaker 5: Mothers a bro.
- 1:32:40Speaker 13: Wre the mother's son nigga.
- 1:32:42Speaker 6: So we finally finally treating, we finally had our chance
- 1:32:47Speaker 6: to be together.
- 1:32:49Speaker 1: And from the waist down he had the appearance of a.
- 1:32:57Speaker 6: Toddler life like that, and not only it would not
- 1:33:13Speaker 6: That's what I made the comment about about it being in,
- 1:33:16Speaker 6: about it rubbing up your folds, and he thought he
- 1:33:18Speaker 6: was doing something because that's exactly what happened.
- 1:33:22Speaker 1: It would not get and similar experienced the key he
- 1:33:28Speaker 1: could eat clean the sleep. That's how I felt. I
- 1:33:36Speaker 1: needed that sound effect that night. And yeah, it was,
- 1:33:43Speaker 1: it was. It was a waste of a night in
- 1:33:44Speaker 1: the hotel room. I was, I was. I was distressed.
- 1:33:49Speaker 1: The motel six, no baby, he spent some real money.
- 1:33:53Speaker 6: This was the hotel out out and in Andndall County,
- 1:33:56Speaker 6: Rendall melts.
- 1:33:57Speaker 1: He spent some money.
- 1:33:58Speaker 2: So that's the one ship he got his deposit.
- 1:34:01Speaker 1: For a couple hours. Unfortunately, No, no, no, he did
- 1:34:06Speaker 1: not on the back on the back of her knee. Cat,
- 1:34:09Speaker 1: No child. It was terrible, It was, it was. It was.
- 1:34:14Speaker 1: I was so disappointed. I was distressed.
- 1:34:17Speaker 6: That was worse than the dude with the episode of
- 1:34:20Speaker 6: first forty eight and it got to the first commercial
- 1:34:22Speaker 6: break and he was already done.
- 1:34:23Speaker 2: Oh damn, So he was done. He was done before
- 1:34:26Speaker 2: they got the snitches.
- 1:34:27Speaker 6: Yeah, it was worse than there. Before they could buy
- 1:34:29Speaker 6: a nigga McDonald's and tell him you you're a good man.
- 1:34:31Speaker 6: I knew you were a good man. You want to
- 1:34:33Speaker 6: tell the truth.
- 1:34:33Speaker 1: Don't you a reason? All the reasons why? It was
- 1:34:37Speaker 1: way before all of that.
- 1:34:38Speaker 2: Yeah, it was.
- 1:34:40Speaker 5: Yeah, it was bad for like got a few strokes
- 1:34:44Speaker 5: out of him.
- 1:34:45Speaker 4: For three years now, for three days or every time
- 1:34:47Speaker 4: I seen one particular episode of The Simpsons, I would
- 1:34:49Speaker 4: text this, nigga mm.
- 1:34:51Speaker 5: Hm oh because of my situation. It's because of my situation.
- 1:34:55Speaker 1: I know. I got home before the second episode.
- 1:34:57Speaker 2: No, nigga, I just learned about your situation.
- 1:34:59Speaker 4: I thought, I, hey told you all right, so ladies,
- 1:35:04Speaker 4: so ladies, let this let this be a thing.
- 1:35:06Speaker 1: Just because he eat it good, don't mean he go
- 1:35:08Speaker 1: he gonna hit it good.
- 1:35:12Speaker 4: Yeah, and also understand that sometimes if you get the
- 1:35:16Speaker 4: a game for your first time, you might not get
- 1:35:19Speaker 4: it back the second time.
- 1:35:22Speaker 13: I mean, shit, I ain't gonna hold you. I had
- 1:35:25Speaker 13: somebody shock me.
- 1:35:26Speaker 8: I was mad.
- 1:35:28Speaker 7: They was in my house for a total of fifteen
- 1:35:30Speaker 7: minutes together total, getting dressed to get back dressed fifteen
- 1:35:36Speaker 7: minutes total the first time, and I was pissed off,
- 1:35:40Speaker 7: and I was like, you know what, I'm not gonna
- 1:35:42Speaker 7: I'm not gonna put you in my room.
- 1:35:43Speaker 4: Chat.
- 1:35:43Speaker 13: I'm'na give you a second chance to redeem yourself.
- 1:35:46Speaker 2: And then a second chance knocked that out the part
- 1:35:48Speaker 2: like a home run in the nine.
- 1:35:50Speaker 7: For four years after that second time. I should have
- 1:35:52Speaker 7: let him leave on his mishap. I should have let
- 1:35:55Speaker 7: him leave on this misshapen.
- 1:35:56Speaker 4: I mean, but what you did, I mean, but what
- 1:35:57Speaker 4: you did it is kind of like you kin you
- 1:35:59Speaker 4: kinda gave him a second chance to me like I.
- 1:36:00Speaker 7: Should let him leave when the tab I should have
- 1:36:04Speaker 7: let you go, Okay, should miss up now?
- 1:36:10Speaker 1: Not a little shrimpy And that.
- 1:36:13Speaker 8: To the list of nicknames.
- 1:36:14Speaker 5: Brandon people, little shrimp.
- 1:36:18Speaker 1: I gladly pay you for you. Pay you Tuesday for
- 1:36:21Speaker 1: a hamburger today? No, miss the musketale.
- 1:36:27Speaker 8: You gotta said with the accent, how you say it exactly?
- 1:36:32Speaker 8: Tuesday today?
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- 1:37:29Speaker 4: Yes, I know them niggas out there listening to like
- 1:37:34Speaker 4: they'll be waiting for lady that just being.
- 1:37:36Speaker 5: Like they're waiting for key the key. How is ma
- 1:37:38Speaker 5: for coming you.
- 1:37:38Speaker 1: Hear me trying to lock him down?
- 1:37:43Speaker 5: Come on back, Ebo, Thank you for coming on the
- 1:37:46Speaker 5: show this week, having so.
- 1:37:49Speaker 4: Glad you got mold back than she got body.
- 1:37:54Speaker 5: With that being said, we thank y'all for listening, y'all,
- 1:37:58Speaker 5: and we were back next week with a whole new
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- 1:38:06Speaker 1: Bye y'all, ye heday, thank you man h