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Full Penetration...Twice - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 88 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 2: What is up everybody? Welcome back to Son of a
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  Speaker 2: Boy Dad podcast Today. It is Tuesday, November fifteenth, It's
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  Speaker 2: eleven am and we are in the studio recording. I'm
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  Speaker 2: looking for a place to put my gum. Bro, can
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  Speaker 2: you hold my gum? I cannot. Why don't you put
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  Speaker 2: it on the inside of your coffee cup or the outside? Perhaps?
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  Speaker 2: All right, that's not scumbag. It's a little bit scumbag.
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  Speaker 2: It's all right. We're just swallow it like a man. No,
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  Speaker 2: it's gonna stay with me for fucking for the rest
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  Speaker 2: of my life. No, you shop it right out gum. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: I don't think that's true. Mm hmm. I don't think
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  Speaker 2: that's true at all. I think that it'll fucking stay
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  Speaker 2: with you until you die. They dug up the tombs
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  Speaker 2: of the ancients, and they still had their name, and
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  Speaker 2: then they still had their wrigleis in there, their spearmint
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  Speaker 2: five gum, the spearmint and the pyramids. Bro, none of
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  Speaker 2: these fucking headphones work. Maybe that's it, Maybe you gotta
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  Speaker 2: it's time to ditch the headphones. Dude. I feel like
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  Speaker 2: a fucking pilot when I have them in. I hate
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  Speaker 2: wearing them. Why, I don't know. I just like, there's
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  Speaker 2: no reason to wear it because you have voluminous, luscious locks. Bro.
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  Speaker 2: Well it makes my hair get all flat. And then
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  Speaker 2: also I just don't like wearing them. I mean I
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  Speaker 2: get wearing them on the yak to hear people in
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  Speaker 2: the studio and stuff in the in the booth, but
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  Speaker 2: like in here, what's you're one foot away from me? Well,
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  Speaker 2: it's also just like making sure my levels are right,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean, kind of a self test
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  Speaker 2: on the louse. I don't know what you mean, just
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  Speaker 2: making sure my levels are right, making sure i'm sound.
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  Speaker 2: Never once worried about my being sexy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, bro, because you don't have any attention to detail,
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  Speaker 1: have no respect for your craft. You don't care about
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  Speaker 1: your craft at all.
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  Speaker 2: You want to take your little victory lap about the
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  Speaker 2: fucking eagles losing. No, dude, that I something's wrong, Like,
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  Speaker 2: I think there's a curse out on me? What do
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  Speaker 2: you mean? I think I need to stop betting and
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  Speaker 2: stop watching sports?
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  Speaker 1: Stop watching.
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  Speaker 2: I think they're I think every time I every time
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  Speaker 2: I lose, they every time I bet or watch, they
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  Speaker 2: lose teams that I like. No, it's probably closer to
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  Speaker 2: like fifty percent of the time, dude. The Bills loss
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  Speaker 2: this weekend, and the Eagles loss this week and the
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  Speaker 2: I mean one of those losses was worse than the other.
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  Speaker 2: I won't say which. At least the vikings are good.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean? You guys lost to the command?
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  Speaker 1: Its you, guys? Oh now it's you guys. Oh okay,
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  Speaker 1: how you distance your dude? I mean, maybe you're cursed.
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  Speaker 2: That was tough.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe the fact that you've thrown your full weight behind me.
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  Speaker 2: AJ Brown sucks ass. That's not true. I had it.
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  Speaker 2: I bet I bet him to score a touchdown. He
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  Speaker 2: was like mine, he was, he was like minus, he
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  Speaker 2: was gim me, dude. He probably has a small injury.
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  Speaker 1: He does exactly, So how does he suck ass?
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  Speaker 2: Because he didn't score?
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  Speaker 1: I think it's God that you did.
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  Speaker 2: Stefan Diggs, who fucked me too. It's your pay. The
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  Speaker 2: only good wide receiver out there is Gabe Davis. No, dude,
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  Speaker 2: DeVonta Smith. He's the only one that lives up to
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  Speaker 2: my to my wishes. Devontae Smith. He scored a touchdown,
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  Speaker 2: but I didn't bet on him. Should have listened to me?
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  Speaker 2: You didn't tell me? Yeah, I guess I didn't. But yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, tough game. I mean the no, the calls
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  Speaker 2: at the end were pretty brutal. There's multiple calls. The
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  Speaker 2: face mask was was brutal, but the call at the
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  Speaker 2: end with the what was it unnecessary roughness on the
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  Speaker 2: quarterback brutal? That was ridiculous. Ridiculous Is that what the
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  Speaker 2: call was? Yes? Yeah, that was insane. And the late
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  Speaker 2: the hit out of bounds like it's a whatever. The
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  Speaker 2: calls fine, but just like the game ending on that
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  Speaker 2: was just devastating because I was like I was certain
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  Speaker 2: the Eagles were going to win. Yeah, like when like
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  Speaker 2: before that, were you like they're definitely winning this.
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  Speaker 1: I was like this is the test they need.
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  Speaker 2: Oh really I thought it was like I thought it
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  Speaker 2: was like they're going to get the ball back and
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  Speaker 2: they're going to score and they're going to win. Like easy,
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  Speaker 2: I knew this game was going to be tough, though.
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  Speaker 2: It's hard to beat a divisional opponent more than one time.
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  Speaker 1: You know that, sass. You've been a fucking sports fan
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  Speaker 1: for three days now. Bro, That's one of the first
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  Speaker 1: things that we taught you. Aren't you worried that it's
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  Speaker 1: you though that like the teams you're rooting for in
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  Speaker 1: the fact, you're trying to have too many teams you're
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  Speaker 1: getting punished for by the sports gods.
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  Speaker 2: No, not at all. Do you think you're just gonna
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  Speaker 2: root for all the teams that are like good? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: everyone should do it. It's way less fun though. You
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  Speaker 2: don't have any more fun. You can't gate keep anything.
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  Speaker 2: I'm I'm like, I don't know that I do. I
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  Speaker 2: haven't lost, I haven't won a bet in November. I
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  Speaker 2: went back and I checked yesterday. The last time I
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  Speaker 2: want to bet was in September. We're halfway through November.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah it was. It was over two weeks ago since
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  Speaker 2: the last time I want to bet, and I'm taking
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  Speaker 2: easy bet like, like last night was a very straight bet. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you pitched a no, yeah, and I did. All I
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  Speaker 2: took was the over Eagles money line and aj Brown touchdown.
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  Speaker 2: That's like a very solid bet for the Eagles that
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  Speaker 2: hits most times, all three of them. Yes, no, overhit
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  Speaker 2: overhit by a lot. Oh at the last second. Yeah no,
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  Speaker 2: wasn't it like, oh I got a alternate? You know what, dude,
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  Speaker 2: we're so over We're like forty two.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but uh yeah that sucked. And then the Bills.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even really remember the Bills game then well,
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  Speaker 2: oh no, the Bills game was fucking crazy. I forgot
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  Speaker 2: about that. That was I mean, that was fun to
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  Speaker 2: watch regardless. Yeah, Game of the century. Yeah, that was
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  Speaker 2: really fun.
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  Speaker 1: That's what everybody's saying. Were you ripping your hair out?
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  Speaker 1: Where'd you watch it at?
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  Speaker 4: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I couldn't watch like the first half because I
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  Speaker 2: was coming back from Baltimore, But uh, the second half
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  Speaker 2: I watched at home.
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  Speaker 1: I think you got to just start being a big,
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  Speaker 1: a big. You gotta quadruple your units.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, I'm shortening my units. I think you got
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  Speaker 2: a whale up lowering them my units. I got a
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  Speaker 2: little too big, bumped up from twenty dollars to twenty
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  Speaker 2: five dollars, started losing money fast. Well, you're doing it
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  Speaker 2: all dude, I checked my history. Yeah, down a lot.
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  Speaker 2: You keep on putting in twenty five, put in twenty five.
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  Speaker 2: Surely I was putting in. I would put in like
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  Speaker 2: two hundred, but then I wouldn't need to put more
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  Speaker 2: money in for like a month because you'd hit a
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  Speaker 2: big parlay. Yeah, not even I was just betting, like,
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  Speaker 2: I was just betting, like money.
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  Speaker 1: Line parlays are hard as fuck, but that.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, those aren't. But those aren't hard parlay, No they are.
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  Speaker 1: You think they're not, But that's how casinos whip your ass.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I guess I just got to
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  Speaker 2: stop betting on uh. I just like betting on the
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  Speaker 2: anytime touchdown. But I guess I should probably just start
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  Speaker 2: doing that separately instead of adding it into it exactly.
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  Speaker 1: And that's when you quadruple your unit, So you just
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  Speaker 1: need to hit that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I don't fucking know, dude,
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  Speaker 2: But I'm happy that you're you're You've made this a
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  Speaker 2: hobby of yours. Yeah, I don't know. The hobby feels
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  Speaker 2: like it's gonna die soon if I keep on losing,
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  Speaker 2: because if I stop betting, no chance everything whats again.
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  Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck about that. Damn. That's how
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  Speaker 2: much betting has its grip on you. Now, I'm kidding.
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  Speaker 2: I would still watch, but it is more fun to
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  Speaker 2: watch while you're betting. Totally. Did you watch the world?
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  Speaker 2: Sit every game? Make every never mind? What are you
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  Speaker 2: about to say? I was gonna a little roll over that.
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  Speaker 1: I definitely just say because if it was something.
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  Speaker 2: That was going to say a slogan that I heard
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  Speaker 2: on TV that I'm pretty sure is the competitors, uh
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  Speaker 2: some Jared commercials. Yeah, damn, dude, you're in though.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like you haven't even got to have the
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  Speaker 1: football fan experience of just like sitting on your fucking
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  Speaker 1: couch with a big ass spread of food in front
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  Speaker 1: of you and like dips and wings and order and food.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, they have watched football before this, but not since
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  Speaker 2: you've been betting. Yeah, but like, my my parents love football,
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  Speaker 2: did they? Yeah? They watched like every game? Did you?
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  Speaker 2: Did they make it a spectacle? Yeah? Get a big
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  Speaker 2: but my dad makes a big sandwich, that's what he
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  Speaker 2: calls it. It's like ten feet long. Oh, he gets
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  Speaker 2: a long ass roll yeah and cuts it into little Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why I'd never do that, because I was,
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  Speaker 2: I was considering that I just buy full sandwiches. But like,
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  Speaker 2: sandwich is a pretty easy thing to slap together if
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  Speaker 2: you just get good ass ingredients. I saw Jeff Low
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  Speaker 2: tweeting about that he was going to make a big
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  Speaker 2: ass sandwich for the sandwiches are the best because I
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  Speaker 2: gotta start getting. I gotta get back on sandwiches. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I gotta get I gotta change a lot of shit, dude,
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  Speaker 2: I was. I was. I've been trying to get back
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  Speaker 2: in the gym, but I couldn't because I've been waiting
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  Speaker 2: for my rash to fully go away. Because last time
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  Speaker 2: I went back, it got like one hundred times worse.
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  Speaker 2: And I had a scheduled a dermatologist appointment a month ago,
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  Speaker 2: and last night I was like, all right, cool, this
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  Speaker 2: is coming up on Thursday. I was like, they're probably
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  Speaker 2: gonna like tell me like because I haven't been to
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  Speaker 2: like a real dermatologist yet. It's like fully like faded.
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  Speaker 2: It's like fading a lot. What if they tell you
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  Speaker 2: that they could have like beaten it right away, they
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  Speaker 2: probably would. They probably will. But and then I checked
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  Speaker 2: my email to like check to like double check, and
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  Speaker 2: it was yesterday at four pm.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 2: In the only avail ability that I could get was
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  Speaker 2: a month. No. Yeah, you got to just go in.
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  Speaker 2: You should just go into their office and be like,
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  Speaker 2: today's my appointment. Just plead full ignorance. I might. I
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  Speaker 2: mean it was a really that like actually sucked a
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  Speaker 2: lot because it's so hard to find appointments.
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  Speaker 1: Any booking of doctors is hell.
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  Speaker 2: And that's why I owe that until I moved to
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  Speaker 2: the city, because it's not like when you're in the suburbs,
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  Speaker 2: you can call like the day of and be like,
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  Speaker 2: can I come in. They're like, yeah, sure, you're gonna
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  Speaker 2: be our only customer today. Yeah. They're just sitting around. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's like an old country store waiting for someone to
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  Speaker 2: creak the door open. Yeah, so I can't. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what to do. But I refilled my
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: prescription that they won't fill, probably because it got zero
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  Speaker 2: refills on it, but I requested one, and then, uh,
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  Speaker 2: when did you put that in last night? After I
• 10:45
  Speaker 2: found out my appointment was canceled. So you don't even
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  Speaker 2: know if you're gonna get it yet. No, I'm definitely
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  Speaker 2: not gonna get it. It's a steroid cream and it
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  Speaker 2: said use once a use one to once or twice
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  Speaker 2: a day for ten days, and I used it once
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  Speaker 2: a day for like sixty days and now I'm out
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  Speaker 2: of it and I need more. But it's helping, like
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  Speaker 2: it's making it go away. So it's like, yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: mean I'm not using I use a very small amount.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what that kind like that kind of steroids.
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  Speaker 2: But it's not even like it's like it's going to
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  Speaker 2: be walking around, fucking yeah off of it. It's like
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  Speaker 2: the difference between like you know, like the star quarters
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  Speaker 2: and then you get it's like point five percent of
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  Speaker 2: whatever the active ingredient is. Y, that's like two point
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  Speaker 2: five percent, So it's just a stronger version of that.
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  Speaker 2: So it's like, technically, I think I could just rub
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  Speaker 2: a bunch of the point five on the same thing
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  Speaker 2: eight times. Yeah, just yourself in it, just like a
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  Speaker 2: ky wrestling match. Yeah, dude, I'm like so fucking worried
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  Speaker 2: that it's going to come back because it's so close
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  Speaker 2: to being gone. But that happened before and then it
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  Speaker 2: like exploded and it can't Like when we were in
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  Speaker 2: when I was in Austin. It got so bad to
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  Speaker 2: step your foot in the gym. Just see what, see
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  Speaker 2: what they's not worth it. Just put a toe in
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  Speaker 2: the gym and see if it starts screeping back out there.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta go to this dermatologist or maybe a dermatologist
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  Speaker 2: son of a boy dad fan could fucking help you out.
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  Speaker 2: That's the last thing I need. It's people dming me
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  Speaker 2: with their medical advice. People always like, oh, by the way,
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  Speaker 2: it's psariasis, not pitoriasis, And I'm like, no, it's not.
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  Speaker 2: Is that a different thing. They're completely different. They are
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  Speaker 2: similar in name, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Just because it's people that are just equally dumb as us,
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  Speaker 1: Like we're dumb and we know we're dumb. Yeah, And
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: people probably listen like thinking, people probably listen to this
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  Speaker 1: show thinking that they're getting like some time around like morons,
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  Speaker 1: and they like can make themselves feel smart about themselves.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, oh, look, listen to these dumb ass takes
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  Speaker 1: that these two have the entire time. They can just
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  Speaker 1: correct us in their mind.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I do. I do a joke sometimes about
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  Speaker 2: it on stage, and people all every single time someone
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: calls out and goes it's pariasis, and I'm like, you
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  Speaker 2: dumb motherfucker. It's like, just because it's just because it's
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  Speaker 2: so similar to a disease that you've heard of, a
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  Speaker 2: rash that you've heard of, doesn't mean that's it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: to think that with a p.
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  Speaker 1: I used to think that body dysmorphia and gender dysphoria
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  Speaker 1: were the same thing because those words sound the same.
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  Speaker 1: I heard someone say gender dysphoria and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: he means dysmorphia.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, fucking idiot. Yeah, but really those are two
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  Speaker 2: different words, like kind of kind of similar concepts. Sucks,
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  Speaker 2: know what it sucks too. As the dermatologists, they didn't
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  Speaker 2: even like text me or call me or anything. And
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  Speaker 2: then they just sent me an email and they were like,
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  Speaker 2: rate your visit.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, because it's like some fat, angry lady. They were
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  Speaker 1: waiting for the longest nails at the front desk.
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  Speaker 2: Last case scenario is that you don't show up. They're
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  Speaker 2: probably so pumped when someone doesn't show up. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: don't have to look at this kid's gross body today. Hell, yes,
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  Speaker 2: fingers over his nasty skin, Yeah, child scales growing off
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  Speaker 2: of him a w for sure. They just go out
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  Speaker 2: and smoke a doobie out back and just chill out.
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  Speaker 2: They just go to the bar for forty five minutes
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  Speaker 2: and try and tile load on those pieces of shit.
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  Speaker 2: It's a pretty good job, though. I feel like that's
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  Speaker 2: a good one. Like different types of doctors, I feel
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  Speaker 2: like dermatologists is a good one to get. Yeah, some
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  Speaker 2: of them have to be terrible some types of doctors.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but it's like you're I mean, what's the
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  Speaker 2: worst is gonna happen to?
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  Speaker 4: You?
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  Speaker 2: Get someone with a bad rash?
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  Speaker 1: Or what is it like acting dermatology?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, lesions.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the grosses like lepers, like something that's transferable.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty gross. People that, like you.
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  Speaker 1: Always hear about leopard islands and like how people like
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  Speaker 1: would go and work on leper islands, Like, why would
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  Speaker 1: you ever do that? Why would you ever be that
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  Speaker 1: kind of doctor who like goes somewhere where you know
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  Speaker 1: that you're going to get a skin disease that's going
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  Speaker 1: to kill you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gross. I don't know, But I feel like
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  Speaker 2: in terms of like the on the grand on the
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: big I don't know, I feel like that could be worse.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: I feel like worse doctors, Yeah, that penis and vagina doctors.
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: Probably that shit's probably not sweet, not as sweet. I
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: think pediatrician would be sweetnesses all day.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: I don't think that's all pediatricians do is look at penises.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: You're reducing everything part of their job. Yeah, they do
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: it every single day.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: It's the most memorable part of their job.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: Every day. They're coming home, like I saw ten boys
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: penises today. Maybe just because it would be memorable for you,
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: but definitely there's no way that they're talking about that
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: at home at the fucking dinner table, probably talking about it,
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: eating some drink.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: Some baby carrots, like you know what this reminds me of.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: They got to fucking figure out ways to cope. Veterans
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: don't talk about their PTSD. Brother, Yeah, dude, I think
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: that they can handle it straight for the bottle. I
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: think that they could.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: They're probably they probably have kids of their own, so
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: they've seen. I think there's got to be way worth
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: things about that job.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: I probably looking at their kids, Dickson, like a I
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: saw a couple of kids stay with way bigger. I
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: know you're only six, but I mean they definitely notice that. Yeah.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: I know nurses that have pointed out things like that, like, yeah,
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: this kid had a fucking absolute wrench. Yeah, yes, that's good.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: That's good to know. Well, they're definitely noticing that.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, nurses has to be Is there a nurse, a
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: single nurse that you think doesn't have to clean shit
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: out of an asshole?
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean it depends on where you work.
• 16:20
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• 16:23
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• 16:51
  Speaker 2: Speaking of nurses, you know what I just watched this.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: I watched that new movie with Jessica Chastain and it's
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: Molly's Game. No, not that it's twenty. It came out
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: in September, actually came out on nine to eleven, which
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: is weird, but it's about what is it Charlie Cullen
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: Serial Killer the Nurse?
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: Yes it was, Yes, I did watch that. You watch
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: the movie? Yeah you like it?
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was good. I thought it was I thought
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: it was very good, really suspenseful. I had to pause
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: it like a lot you did. Yeah you got a
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: weak mind. Brodd. There was just way too much happening
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: between like her like the like her being friends with
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: the guy, and then like her heart problems. I was like, dude, like,
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: what the fuck is gonna I had to google shit.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: I don't do Yes, you do I never do that.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: Literally talked about I'm the one that I've alway, I've
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: always said I don't do that. I would have never
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: heard of it if I didn't, if it wasn't for
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: you and Nick talking about it. No, no, I was
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: the one saying that I never I never do that. No,
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: I said that I never do it. I said I
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: never do it, you do it, I never do that,
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: or you just did it. Everyone was saying that they
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: like pause, they like scroll to the end of the
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: movie to see what happens. I never do shit, like
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: I just watched movies straight for this. This was a
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: true story. So I was like, I'll look up at
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: looking up and see what happens. I feel like that
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: ruins the suspense. I didn't even know what type of
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: movie it was. I just knew, like I don't even
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: those horrible days drinking, and I was like a little
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: on edge too much figure out what happened. But uh,
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: a good movie. Yeah, it was crazy though they said
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: he killed They think he killed up to four hundred people.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, don't say how he did it, but yeah, why
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: because it's like a brand new movie that you're giving
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: a spoiler too.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, so he fucking put the insult right into
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: the bag. It is pretty crazy, how dumb like how
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: I mean this was like not even that long ago.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: It was just like this was in like two thousand
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: and three.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: I think one of my biggest takeaways was how protected
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: hospitals are and how they just like is that kill
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: the fuck like kill people all the time. Yeah, And
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: it's because they have such good lawyers and because they
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: want to be a respected hospital, like they want people
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: to just keep on sending people there. So it's like
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: if you hear that a hospital is killing everybody. If
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: people keep dying because there's a wayward nurse that can't
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: stop murdering.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: People, no one's going to go to that hospital, you
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: know what I mean. So they try and sweep that
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: shit under the rug. Yeah, I mean it's crazy that
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: he didn't get caught, like after the first hospital.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, medical malpractice is like kills a ton of people
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: outside and when you add someone who has malicious intent
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: justice for Charlie bro that shit was crazy.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: That shit is all it's nice. Yeah, it was very crazy.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know. The movie was good, but it was
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: like it was kind of like I always had this
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: theory that like people wouldn't be able to get away
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: with shit like like Ted Bundy and all that, like now,
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: because the police were just so dumb back then and
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: they didn't have like the DNA testing and all like
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: the advanced stuff. But like the fact that he got
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: away with that for so long is fucking crazy, and
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: that people would just I mean, someone could do that
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: now easily and no one looked at the report. They'd
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: be like, huh, his levels were a little bit high here, yeah,
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: and that's like all they had, Like and then Jessica
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Chastain had to save the fucking day, yo. But that's
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: just Jessica that's acting up, backing her bullshit though. Yeah,
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: that was a good I watched a couple of good flicks.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: I started the documentary too, but yeah, yeah, I mean
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: once she's seen the fucking she was that Bridmore Hospital.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: I think that was like Bridmore Hospital. Dude, I think
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: that that happened around the Philadelphia area. It did, crazy,
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: definitely happened around Philly is different, bro. Yeah, we make murderers,
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: we catch murderers. Who do you guys catch Jessica chasht
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Haan caught the dude. She's just a Philly citizen. You
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: guys didn't do ship. What do you mean she's one
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: of us? I don't think it actually happened in Philly?
• 20:40
  Speaker 7: Did it?
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: Bridmore Hospital is that where it happened? I mean he
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: was at nine different hospitals. Yeah, he was bouncing around.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: He was like a pope that they fucking catched him.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: They fire him because they'd be like, you spelt your
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: last name wrong on the paperwork. It goes against all
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: of our morals.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: You said that you worked until May, but it was
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: really Yeah.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: Why did you watch it? Uh? I don't know, And
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: why didn't you put me on? Why did I have
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: to find it myself? I feel like you don't take
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: my recommendations. Yeah, if you told me Jessica chast Dame
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: was and I would have watched it instantly.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: I don't think you've ever taken one of my recommendations.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Because your recommendations are like Tron, what, go watch the
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: New Tron movie?
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: I've never seen Tron? What a what's a recommend What
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: is a recommendation?
• 21:27
  Speaker 6: Like what?
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: I do think you've ever given me a movie recommendation.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: I'll put you onto one right now. What Triangle of Sadness?
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: I watched it in a movie theater sounds good. It
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: was fucking incredible. I had no idea what it was
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: going out, what it was about going into it. Same
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: as this other movie about medical malpractice. I didn't know
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: what it was about going into it. And but you
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: didn't know what the movie was about. And dude, that's
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: so much more of an enjoyable way to watch a
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: movie not knowing a fucking thing about it.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: You didn't know I didn't know the genre. Have you
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: never even heard about it? You didn't even know about
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: like the story before that which one Charlie Collen. No,
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: I never heard of it. Really.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: I just saw some medical shit and I was like, oh,
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: this could be dope and just jump right in. I
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: didn't know what genre watched. I didn't even know if
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: it was urses. Really, no, why would I watch that?
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Would be interested in that?
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: You never seen House?
• 22:13
  Speaker 7: Now?
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: House is an incredible show and putting you on right now,
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: I don't watch shows. Well, so put me off, you're
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: put off and same. But same with this Triangle of
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: Sadness movie. I didn't know shit about it.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Actually, I looked it up when I was blacked out
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: going home from the cellar the other night where I
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: fully blacked out when we were out that night.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. I don't know how what. I don't
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: know how you blacked out? You had like two drinks? No,
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: I was crushing Vodkasota. Who you weren't what? I had
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: like fifteen beers and you had like two vodka sodas.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: I mean I blacked out. I obviously didn't have too.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: I drove back to Massachusetts.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: You did.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: I got a zip car and I said, I'm gonna
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: go home tonight.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: No you didn't, Yeah you did? Yeah, you had so
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: many beers.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: No, dude, I didn't go home. We had to go
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: to Philly the next morning. I was about to say,
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: you dumbas to wake up early too to go back
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: to Philly. Yeah, not really, weren't you didn't You didn't
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: you get there at like ten am? I guess, so
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: that's not early for me, though, Bro, I rise and grive.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: What is you couldn't get here at fucking ten am today?
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: That's for sure? I got other fucking obligations, bro, Like
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: what sleeping in? Getting eight hours isn't sleeping in?
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: Bro?
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: Bro, I got six hours, and I have the longest
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: day of my life. Six hours is way more than
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: I usually get. No, it's not. You're at thirteen hours
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: a night, guy, It's the only way my brain can recover. Ridiculous.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: I need my fucking beauty rest. Were you blacking out
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: last night too?
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: No?
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: I just hung over to get in on time.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: I drank on Thursday and then on Friday as well.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Then I backed it off, Dude, I went to the
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: movies on Saturday. Nice, like a fucking real man. Triangle
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: of sadness. Though, Yeah, I'll check it out. It sounds good.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: Never, I'm gonna beat your ass, Dude, I'm gonna get
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: a I'm gonna get a gang of people to beat
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: to jump you into a gang, and then try you
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: into the gang. Don't you fucking say that? Never watching
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: that bitch ass movie, dude, I'm never putting you onto
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: any fucking medical dramas again. I want to watch a
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: medical drama. You just watch it?
• 24:19
  Speaker 7: Is it?
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: It's a it's a like another nurse movie. No, mine
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: is not. A nurse's pretty good on the nurse shit.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: You first off, you're falling over these nurses. Dude, your
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: fucking head over heels over these nurses. But how crazy
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: is it in that movie?
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: That's what was making me think of how many nurses
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: have had to like wipe somebody's asshole. They're like pulling
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: over a single nurse, like one hundred and twenty pound nurse.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Definitely happy flipping over a fucking yeah, like a comatose
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: like eighty five year old who's morbidly obese their asshole.
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: There.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: You would probably know because you're like the the ope
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: of the fucking You're the moderator of the fat anti
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: fat Reddit. But the I'm there like king, Yeah, I
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: don't really have to do like nurses complaining about like
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: the obese people. No, they're like they're like these people
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: should not be allowed in hospitals.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: No.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Like it's like and like they make like good points
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: because they're like, I'm like a ninety five year old.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: They're like I'm a nine. They're like no, they're like,
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: I'm a ninety five pound lady, and I have to
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: try and flip over this six hundred pound man to
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: like scrub the fucking shit out of his asshole.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Maybe we gotta pay nurses more, yeah, or get more nurses,
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: or get brownie ass ex cheerleader males to be nurses.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: I know those are the brownie is bros. Yeah yeah,
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: or we just got a Charlie Cullen all the obese people.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Maybe that's what he was doing. Maybe he was like, dude,
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: I am tired of flipping this fat ass over.
• 25:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: If you clean, if you clean someone's asshole, I could
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: see why you would want to kill them. And they
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: got and you got they gotta like sponge bath them
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: and everything. Yeah, pull pull open their rolls and get them.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: You have to literally sponge bath they're penises and they
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: probably get rock hard.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Dude, those people that are getting sponge bath do not
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: have the ability to get hard some people. I bet you,
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: I bet some people are getting rock hard during the
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: ones filling their bag with Viagra. There's no way they're
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: getting hard. Oh my god, twelve times the normal level siltrate.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: There's no way those people are getting hard.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: I guarantee that they are. I guarantee that some nurses
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: sat on sponge bath fucking though. Yeah, it sounds awesome.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: They do your hair too, Like when you go get
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: a haircut.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Or like a little baby getting their uh their hair clean.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: They're getting their fucking hair shampooed. Yeah. Yeah, that's a
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: good comparison. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna strangle you
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: like fucking Bart Simpson, dude, till your tongue falls out
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: of your mouth. I'm a fucking athlete, dude. Yeah, I know.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: You'm sure you're feeling good after your fucking fifteen hours
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: of sleep tonight. Me and the boys were here at
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: seven am after my fucking basically fucking shot from the
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: bench at the fucking Wells Fargo.
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: That was cool, that was fun.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why you're fucking resentful and bitter because you
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: had to play fucking two hours of basketball.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: I was sitting pretty I had I had to play
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: like four minutes of basketball. Yeah, that was fun, though,
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: the thing was fun. Barstool bar was IDEs not only
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: my scene, but why not do why not too crowded
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: for me?
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: What?
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: You had your own private section where no one could
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: bother you. You literally had a whole table where you
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: could bring your guests and nobody was sitting at the table.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Its basically music's too loud, yo, too much? Eedm, you
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: sound like an eighty five minutes old. I'm gonna talk
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: to someone about that hospital patience of the vibe. Let's
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: get a pool table in there.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: That's downstairs. You didn't go downstairs.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: There's no pool table down Yes, there is downstairs.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: You didn't go downstairs, not to both rooms.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: There's a club downstairs in one room and that's only
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: at night. And then downstairs is a pool table. Yeah,
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: the room has a pool table. No it doesn't, Yes,
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: it does. I know because I looked up pool bars
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: near me while I was at the bar stool. Oh wait,
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Buffalo Billiards came up. Yeah, Buffalo Billiards is open late
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: ass fuck. Yeah, I had to walk away. I was
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: tired anyway. Yeah, yeah, well I had to go home
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: anyway because you've dragged me out. You said we're leaving
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: now I did it.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: You had guests, you had Guardini and Lamaire in there,
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: and they're like, we want to stay, and you were like, no,
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: I not want to stay. You were fucking standing by
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: the entrance like plugging your ears.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: Like the music's way too loud. My audio sensory overload
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: is going off right now. I don't like being in
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: like hell. I don't know why anyone wants to go
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: to bars that are just like hell simulations.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: That's only hell for you because you're a high functioning
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: autistic person.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Dude, I like, I like you throw on some fucking
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Van Morrison and just give me a stick. That that's
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Buffalo Billiards. Dude, they got a jukebox. They I looked
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: at Buffalo Billiards on maps.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, but nothing came up. No, not a mile away,
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: it's less than a mile.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: No it came up. You just said nothing came up.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: No I didn't. I said nothing came up about the
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: Philly bar being having a pool table.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: I'm on edge today, dude. The Eagle's lost.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: You're on edge because you're guilt, because you know you're
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: guilty of what for making me and the boys come
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: in early and then showing up an hour and a
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: half late, an hour an hour and a half. You
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: made everybody coming early today who because you have a
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: different podcast that you want to go on later on
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Bro and you deprioritize your own show. That's not true
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: at all. Can we film a little earlier tomorrow? I
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: got I gotta be somewhere, And then you said where
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: do you got to be? And you said, I'm shooting
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: another podcast and you said cancer, I don't want to
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: go on WHOA. I never said those words ever. Don't
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: put fucking disrest. Don't put mustard on my jacket. I'm
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: dowsing you and mustard.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Dude, you're gonna look like that Bill's fan who gets
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: sprayed with ketchup and muster before every game.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Have you ever seen that? Dude? Of course, dude, that's
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: one of my fucking best friends. I was literally just
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: talking to him this morning. What do you want for Christmas?
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know, probably nothing. I'm probably gonna get you
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Bill's tickets. Don't why because I don't go anymore? Well,
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: I know I'm a curse. No dude, you'll go.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you ten thousand dollars in bonus cash
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: to the Barstool Sports book that you can use exclusively
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: on parlays and some bills tickets.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: That would be cool. So maybe you can get out
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: of this little funk that you're in. Well, I'm not
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: in a funk, Speaking of which, I'll be in Bridgeport
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: this weekend, Funky Bridge. Very excited to be in Bridgeport, Connecticut.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: Very excited. I thought I was doing a Thursday show
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: there checked last night. Only Friday and Saturday, and I
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: was so happy. That's fucking because I have to come
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: in earlier.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: We had.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: I got to come in at the ten am on Friday,
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: so I was gonna like drive, I was gonna go
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: back on Thursday night to New York and then go back.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: But now I can just go on Friday ten am
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: on What are you doing on Friday? Something with Francis
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: Oh that sketch you guys are talking about. Now we're
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: doing a new podcast, shut up Fantastic. It's called Son
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: of a Boy Dad two, Son of a Son of
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: an Offended Dad. It's called the You Can't Say That podcast.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: It's like every comedian's like tour name canceled, cancel culture
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: the tour.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, golf season is in full swing and getting out
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• 32:07
  Speaker 1: It's official. I heard that you're you got booked on
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Burt Kreischer's Uh yeah.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: The cruise cruise Storm. I'm just gonna be fun you're doing,
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: But thirteen days, it's gonna be the longest fun for
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: you to be. It's gonna be a NonStop party and
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: I can't wait. Yeah that sounds dope as fuck. Yeah,
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: that's gonna be really good. But how big are the
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: rooms that on the cruise ship? I heard their tiny
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: as fuck? Or do you guys get nicer rooms because
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: you're the guest, get nicer rooms? And is it like
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: an hour a night or are you just doing like
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: five in front of Whitney Cummings. Oh no, I'm doing
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: like like we're working twenty four to seven. Really, Yeah, podcasting,
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: live pods, hours, spots, special tapings. Shut up tapping my
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: special on the Yeah, I'm tapping my special on the
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: Burt Krasher Uh cruise. That's so sick, just you know
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: Hawaiian share.
• 32:53
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: I hope you get I hope you smash into an
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: iceberg while you're out there. Ten thousand of the fattest
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: human beings. We just love the party. Single millennials, childless millennials.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: So the Burt Cruise ship is sinking. Did they hit something. No,
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: everyone's too fat. Everyone's just too fucking fat or over capacity.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: They're like a boarding there's only twenty percent of the
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: passengers on.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Burt keeps on trying to tokyo drift the ship into
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: different harbors.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: It is pretty cool. I'm sure he's getting paid a
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: fuckload of money for that.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: I would never go on a cruise though. Those things
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: sink all the time. No they don't. Yeah, no they don't.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: And if they don't sink, they're getting like bombed out
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: of the water. We're getting like hijacked by Somalian pirates.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's kind that's kind of dope. Somalian pirates have
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: no the bur reason to bomb a fucking.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: The the what is it? The fully loaded cruise tour
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: getting hijacked by Somalian pirates would be one of the
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: funniest things to ever happen. Yeah, it would. The Somalian
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: pirates would be fucked up by the end.
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: He is.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Your birth is the bad legend? You undercupped crazy? It
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: would be so sick. Dude, Somali pirates do they kill
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: like that? Or are they just trying to loot or
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: are they holding hostage? They definitely kill. I never watched
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: Cat Phillips. I don't even know what happened with him.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: I don't think they even killed anyone. And Captain Phillips,
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: that's what I mean, like, I feel like they have
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: no incentive to kill. It was actually kind of a
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: devastating movie because it turned out to just be a
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: couple of dudes that got a got a little bit
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: over in over their head. Who Captain Phillips are the
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: pirates and he just murdered? Yeah, the pirates. The pirates
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: got in over their heads. I don't think they knew
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: what they were getting signed up for. Damn, it's tough
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: to be a fucking pirate like that. Yeah, it's got
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: to be a tough lifestyle. That'd be pretty excite eating lifestyle.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: Though not anymore.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Why because they all the like you can't nobody doesn't
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: know about pirates.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: Like they look like a pretty big risk in some places.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: I think Somali pirates are. But like that's not a
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: sweet lifestyle of swashbuckling. That's like dudes with bigot is
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: what it's called. I think so. Yeah, it's like a
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: leaf that you chew. Is like opium. No, it's it's
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: like supposed to be the way it was described to me.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: I did it in Ethiopia. Oh okay, it was.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: It's a combination of weed adderall in viagra, and my
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: boy Sadat said that like everybody in the country is
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: on it. And so they would run out of chot
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: and they'd be like walking around the streets, be like John, do.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: They shot, Like really, it's just a plant. It's a plant,
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: but they just like chew, just grow more. I guess
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: they're out of it. Everyone's doing it, Yeah, is illegal.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: I think it is there, but I think it's like
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: schedule one over here. It's like the same as heroin.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: There was like a bust that in the Philly air.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: It's not a whole that whole scale of things all
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: fucked up, though, Yeah, yeah, it isn't like weed schedule one.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it's like weed schedule one, but like
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: cocaine or like adderall or like yeah, things white people do.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: It's like, oh, that was like the first thing you
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: learn when you start smoking weed. It's schedule one. You're like, dude,
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: the system's fucked. Like why is weed the same category
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: as heroin? Yeah, trying to pretend like you have any
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: idea what's going on. Ye still don't understand it.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Bob Marley just got indoctrinated because you went to one
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: dare class.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: This is not right. Wait, so did the did the
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: chot feel good? I chewed it for Like.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: We were in this fucking resort town maybe two hours
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: away from Addis Abab by the main town in Ethiopia,
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: and they said that they like bust in this chot,
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Like they said that that's fucking fire. They set us
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: up in a room where like the way that they
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: do it's kind of dope. You like sit in a room.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: It was like sixteen people just smoke a hookah and
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: like sit on these mats on the ground and like
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: drink Johnny Walker black and bullshit. It's just like a
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: massive bullshitting session for like and they like plant it
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: out there like yeah, we're just gonna eat shot tonight
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: and like sit for like six or seven hours. And dude,
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: they gave you a pile and you just fucking looks
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: like spinach leaves and you just eat this fucking pile
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: of spinach leaves in front of you and you just
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: chew it and like kind of like suckle on it
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: or whatever and like chew it down almost like you're
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: packing a lip or some shit like that, Like get
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: what do you get the like juices?
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Get the juices some shit like that, basically like packing
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: a lip. We chewed the ship for four hours straight.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Nothing happened. Oh really, not a single thing happened, and
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: to anybody in the entire room, like, I guess we
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: got some bad chot.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know. It sucks.
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: It was.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: It was worse than me. It wasn't.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: It was like it was like I chewed up a
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: fucking salad for fucking four hours, like I was a
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: horse just chewing the entire time, trying to get high.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: It tastes like just leaves like it tastes like you
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: chewed a fucking pile of grass out of the guard.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: What if you just like smoked it.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: That's not how it activates. I don't think everything kind
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: of activates different. And it was like we're with it.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: We were like maybe like four or five like white
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: people with like a room of Ethiopians. It's not like
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: we're getting like played and they're like fucking giggling at us,
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: like they're all doing it too, like they're all eating
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: the chot too. They're like, oh, nothing happened. I mean,
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: it was still an awesome time because we just sat
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: there like bullshitting and drinking for hours and like smoking
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: hookahs and baper and ship like that.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Like it was still sweet. But it was I felt.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: When did you go to Ethiopia for my boys Sadat's wedding? Oh? Nice?
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: When was this?
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: It was while I worked at barstool out a couple
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: of years ago. Yeah, it was fucking fire. How's the
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: food out there? It's great, it's they it's some they
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: have some shit called endura. Uh that you just eat
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: the ship with your hands. Yeah, like you just very handsy.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: Food culture so handsy. They just have like a fucking
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: hand food either. Yeah, it's so messy. Yeah, you're dipping
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: your hands into sauce, you up sauce to your fucking
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: eat it with their hands. It's preposterous.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Or they like dumpling everything up with this like big
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: ass like sheet of bread that they have and you
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: wrap it up. I'd love to get some fucking Ethiopian
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: food out here.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: You can get it out here, right, Yeah. I think
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: it's pretty pervasive, it's pretty widely eaten. But they had
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: a fucking at the wedding.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: That's like seven days of wedding, Like it's a different
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: ceremony every night in different place. They party fucking like crazy.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: But at the last day of the ceremony, they had
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: a fucking cow, just freshly killed, hanging from the ceiling
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: and they were just shaving raw meat off of it.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: And were you eating the raw meat? I didn't, fucking
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: I had like maybe a little bit of it on
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: my plate.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: My boy, Uh, the firefighter who got kicked out of for.
• 39:42
  Speaker 9: Instance's house, he was like, fuck it, dude, I'm eating
• 39:45
  Speaker 9: a whole plate of this, seesons she ate a monster
• 39:48
  Speaker 9: plate of it of just raw steak of raw, like
• 39:51
  Speaker 9: different parts of the cow, like you could part point
• 39:53
  Speaker 9: to like I want this part of the cow, this
• 39:55
  Speaker 9: part of the cow, and it's just one hundred percent
• 39:57
  Speaker 9: raw like pink as can be shaved off of the wall.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: And he just fucking that's crazy. I mean you can
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: eat raw beef, right, yeah, I mean everybody else like that,
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: Like it's I think it's safer than eating raw chicken. Definitely,
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: I'm sure it is. And like out there like this
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: is grass fed cow like free range, no preservatives, no nothing,
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: no steroids or anything like that. So the old head yourself, brother,
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: don't get ahead of yourself. No steroids. I just don't know.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: You can't never be too sure with the cattle. With
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: the cattle people.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, some Ethiopian cattle more.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: They're gonna be five. Yeah, but fed, why do you
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: assume it's grass? Bet, they barely have grass. It's actually
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: super mountainousbaba. So the chances that his grass bet my
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: boys spud fucking or whatever his name is.
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: He.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: Projectile vomited all over the bathroom of this like from
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: the from the raw meat. Yeah, I mean, if your
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: body is not conditioned for that, right, it's probably gonna
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: be a fucking nightmare.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: But then he's like skinny, seventy five year old dudes,
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: we're having hulking plates.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: So that says they've probably been eating it their whole
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: life exactly. Their stomach is iron, their stomach is easy.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: And then the next day he hit the fly home
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: with like a stopover in like the war torn Ivory Coast.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: How long? How long of a flight is that?
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: It was like ten hours to get to like the
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Ivory Coast and then probably like fucking ten more hours back.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: So rice, just after being so hungover off of Johnny
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: Walker black and fucking raw.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: Meat, that's miserable. Yeah, I didn't write it was a
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: fire ass wedding. I didn't write that. Sounds like that
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: sounds like an awesome time though, Yeah, just being out there,
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: being the whites out there. I haven't been to a
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: so I've never been to a wedding. They're coming, bro, Actually,
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know. With the way you turn and burn friends,
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: I don't know if they will. I have no idea
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: what that means. Touch oh crunch should we try.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: It, all right, crack it, shake it up and shit eight.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: Or seven point four percent alcohol? No, thank you, take
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: a sip of it. I don't want to sip. I
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: don't drink anymore. That's bullshit.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: I saw you get blacked out and drive back to
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: message Saturday night.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was crazy. I actually city biked. I city
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: biked in today. That's why I was late because I
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: have one of the heavy ones. Yeah you know city
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: bike took you an hour and a half to get
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: in from Brooklyn. Yeah, they're heavy as fuck. Bro, You
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: dumb motherfucker. You dumb motherfucker, dude. I'm about the fucking
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: leg sweepy go. I'm gonna I'm gonna try the bike out.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna do that ride today to see
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: how long it takes. I'm gonna whip into your ankle
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: like a fucking skip it and fucking shatter your fucking
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: meta tarsels. I really wish I got to sleep more,
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: because I would probably be way more pot Right now,
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: I'm feeling very like sleepy, a little low energy brother,
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: that's you every day, just because I came in at
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: like nine am expecting to be ready to record and
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: then I had to sit at my desk for two
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: hours just scrolling. What the fuck?
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Holy shit, what the fuck was that?
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: Dude?
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: Are we getting booted? They just need to record ads
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: like they can.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: Can they come in and they can record ads in
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: the middle of this, right, No, they can't.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: They're not going They're not getting ads on our show.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: You hate gay people like that? No, I hate gay advertisers.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: You hate corporation that way be so fucking sassy to
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: advertise with a gay brand. They probably have the sickest
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: advertisers too, just because advertisers.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: Want to be linked to the gays. Yeah, they probably
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: have like Apple, Yeah, Nike, they probably have like their
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: own custom Nike for one of the letters in LGBT sponsored.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, those bastards fucking McDonald's coming into sponsor out and about.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you got anything coming up? You're going out to
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: LA tomorrow, right, going out to LA. Yeah. Pap ev
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: is trying to get me to sit court side at
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: the Lakers game. Dude, I don't know if I.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Want to do it, Dude, Tell to tell him to
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: hop off, dude, because I'm trying to fly back on
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: fucking Friday. My flight scheduled He was like, if you
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: stay for the game, I'll get you court tied.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: And I was like, bro, no enough, dude, don't want
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: to get it. You want to be friends. Chill out, dude.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: I get them. I'm big bro to you. I tell
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: him you're trying to keep this strictly professional. Yeah, he
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: was like, pool partied Lakers game. I was like, no, dude,
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: you have to fucking focus on your ad reads. Your
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: adreads are a little bit too long or too short.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: They make him do adreads. No, he wants to though.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: That's hilarious. It's like a kid going to the construction
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: site and like just trying to work all the machinery.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: He's like, what does this do? Game time? I feel
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: like every time we hire like a famous person, they
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: just have them do like the absolute bare minimum. Like
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: all they have to do is just like appear on camera. Yeah.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: And but and he's high. He's a high effort individual. Yeah,
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: so it's like, uh, he wants to do more.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: He wants to go above and beyond, and they're like
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: they don't want him to, they don't need him to.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: It's big on ad loops game, like any ad read,
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: He'll just say the advertiser, but like sing it. Yeah,
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: he's like the migos. Damn rid wallet is that what
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: he does? Get one in your pocket? That's hilarious. We're
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: not going to stop it. No, no, we puppet that'll
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: be fire, dude. We gotta start making jingles for our ships.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: Shady Rays replied to one of my tweets and they
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: were like, you don't even know how much business you've
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: gotten us because they're dope. Yeah, bro, from my jingle.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: Should we fucking advertise Shady Rays right now while we're
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: talking about them? Yeah, it's probably a good idea. Tutor
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: and booted tutor and mooted. Is it hot in here?
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Uh No, we're just heating up with these fucking spicy hats,
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: fucking takes.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: Sass is finally starting to wake up. I mean's sweating
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  Speaker 2: all at the end, all right, we could do another one.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: We'll do another one later.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: Another show that I've been watching is White Lotus and Dude.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: The guy that they booked to be in that show.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: Is you Dude. It's so funny. Really, he's just a
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: variant of you dude.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: He's just like a little bit nicer, a little bit
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: more positive variant of you.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: Dude. He has your same triangle of madness. Dude. He
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: has the same eyes. Dude, he has the same forehead.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: I haven't watched it, but I've heard it's pretty good. Yeah,
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: it's very good. Yeah. And dude, you fucking fumbled the
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: bag so bad by not being on that show. It
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: would be so sick. Dude, I filmed it. Yeah, I know, Yes,
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: there is a chance I was never going to be considered.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: They probably saw your fu Would they ever, dumb as you?
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: Why would they ever have someone who's never been in
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: anything be a main character in one of the biggest
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: TV shows? Because that's how people become stars. That's literally
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: how people become star being something.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: But no, that's not true at all. That's how people
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: become stars. What was this fucking dude in? He literally
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: has your exact same look.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: Probably been like doing plays for this whole life.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: No, probably you're you're doing the equivalent of plays.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: Dude, You're doing the gen Z play, which is a
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: fucking your TikTok skits. I don't do TikTok dude, TikTok
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: skits that you just don't put on TikTok. Now, I've
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: been doing that way before TikTok was even a thing. Yeah, Vine,
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: you're fucking suckling at the the ners that you love
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: due on t I did on Twitter.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, Yeah, that's fucking so fucking avant garde it is.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: You should have fucking been in this movie, dude, take
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: your take your opportunity seriously.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: Well it's not a movie for starters. Well, whatever the
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: fuck it is. It would have been sweet. It's the
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: modern equivalent of a movie. I don't know what. I
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: wonder what would have happened if I got it wonderful,
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: had been able to still work here.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Who gives a fuck? It would have been sweet. It
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: would have been amazing.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: I would have had to leave for like three months
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: and move to Italy. Yeah yeah, and I would have
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: been And the most beautiful part too, just an absolutely
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: stunning part of Italy. Yeah. They hit you up when
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: you do the when you do the read, and they're like,
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: it gonna be in Italy for three months? Yeah, Like,
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: holy ship.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: Dude, and that your character has it he's had. Over
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: the three episodes, I've seen two full penetration scenes.
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: Oh really, yes, where you going? Inting in like so happy?
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: I was not in the full penetration. And it's usually
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: it's the actors dick too, and there's no fucking the
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: the girl this like blonde girl. If I say I'll
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: be your plaza, No, no, no, she's not.
• 50:05
  Speaker 7: In this one.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: It's another blonde girl. But you see that sw Yeah,
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: it's it's him seeing me fucking on camera. It's like
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: when a magician pulls like a long ass like ribbon
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: out of my mouth, like an actual nightmare, fucking on camera.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: Kill myself, No, dude, you were perfectly for the war
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: that came out. Would would Heath Ledger that ship right
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: the day before the show came out. I would kill myself.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: That would be a way for you to be the
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: greatest of all time.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: You know that people would look at you as the
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: greatest of all time if you fucking ledgered yourself before
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: the before episode one, My first thing ever was.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: Gonna be one of the all time greats. If you
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: biggie like biggie, imagine how funny it would have been
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: if I went down to do that show and I
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: had my and I got my rash. You're like all right, Pop,
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: the top's a holy ship. Your You don't have to
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: rewrite the whole script. Why is he fucking.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: Why is he having section in a full scuba suit?
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: It is funny, though, I would love to know, like what,
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: like what would have happened, like where the would have been,
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: like you gotta lose weight, you gotta start hitting the gym.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: They would have given you. They would have flown you
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: a personal trainer, you think, and probably a psychiatrist that
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: would brule. Dude.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: They would have given you some fucking better help to
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: make sure that your brain was fucking locked in so
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: you could come to grips with the fact that you'd
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: have to do full penny on camera, full penetration, full
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: penny pop.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: Imagine that would suck, dude, having to be like, yeah,
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: Mom and dad, I'm in this show. WHOA, that's awesome?
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: Never allowed to watch it? Oh why I was fucking
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: a lot? Is he actually fucking like that? Yeah? In
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: two episodes Grazzo and you've seen his like from two Angles.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that show was like that. I didn't
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: know they were doing nudity like that. No penetration, that's crazy.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: So the one is like a suspended above angle, and
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: I wonder how they shot it because like it was
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: probably either on a wire or a cameraman set up
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: on a on a ladder or so yeah, but maybe
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: a crane honestly looking straight down. And the other one
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: is from the back where you see his ass cheeks
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: clenching as you fucking penetrate, so we would have had
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: the see your like basically ass, my ass, that's crazy,
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: my hairy ass. I was about to say, yeah, that's awesome, dude,
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: congrats to him. Yeah, until he focks a ab a.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: All right, Aubrey Plaza is that her name? Are you
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: having a stroke?
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: Dude?
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: Do you smell chicken right now? Until he fucks her?
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: Then I'm not gonna care you have a crush on
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: her like that. No, but it would be awesome to
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: be like, yeah, look at this sex seeing with me
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: in one of the most famous actresses.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Do you think she's one of the most famous actresses.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: She's pretty big, she's pretty big. I wouldn't say one
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: of the most famous actresses. One of the best comedic actresses. Yeah,
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: but in this role she kind of plays a bitch.
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's what that show is supposed to
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: be like though, isn't it a lot of bitchy characters?
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: That's what the first season. It totally lampoons the rich dude. Yeah,
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: totally fucking roast rich people. How's I'll be doing? What
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: do you mean, how's his grandfather doing in the show? Yeah?
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: Pretty good. I was supposed to have seen with the grandfather.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: No way, what about the dad? Oh yeah, dad was
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: in there too, that's a real yeah. Yeah yeah. But
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: it's like the dude from the Sopranos. I remember that
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: from my read. Dude, get another reader. Put your agent
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: on the phone right now, in a real piece of work.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: Put your agent on the phone with me right now. No,
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: I want to talk to your agent.
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: No.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: I actually told them fall back because I don't want
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: to really do that. Why cause why, I just don't.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: You're letting your fear control your life.
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: No. I I just want to focus on one thing
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: rather than do like, become an actor all of a sudden. Well,
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: how about we focus on two things and you add
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: the podcast to uh to stand up comedy.
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: I was here at nine in the morning, slept for
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: four hours last night.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: Oh congratulations, you got here one time on.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: Both Ron's oh for two ones showing up on time
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: when we recording the mort Let's talk about that episode
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: and we can't get run out. Someone can someone can't
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: get to work at ten am. Let's talk about rabbit.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: Boys are gonna eat this up. When you would spread
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: out love from episodes, they're gonna go history. What about
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: the mysterious episodes with sass just disappear halfway through? Dude?
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: What about those fuck you? What about the ones where
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: we'll bring out the darkest times, try and compare to
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: you being late?
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: A mess up by me, h means that you have
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: to record ten minutes later than you expected. A mess
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: up by you and we're all for a month. We're
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: talking through fucking letters, Dude.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: I like quote tweeted this, I have monthly check ins
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: with Erica and they sass is okay. I quote tweeted
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: some like he's gonna Heath Ledger himself some library whatever
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: you need sas I posted and said thirty books that
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: everyone needs to read and they're all self help book
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: And I said like, if anyone reads this many self
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: help books, like they need to be put in a
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: mental asylum. And everyone was replying and they were like,
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: so what about when you went to Denver? Yeah, dude,
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: I didn't read a single self help book, and I
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: turned out thirty self help books is fucking insane. You
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: couldn't find anything in the first way. I know, nothing,
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: nothing that makes me think like true crimes right at
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: the end of the tunnel here. Yeah, I guess people
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: are just trying to, like better than thousand pages of
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: self help for no help and reach for no help.
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: You still just feel that fucking And the funniest part
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: is they're all just like basically just like books on
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: how to manipulate people. They're all like the one of
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: them was called like, ways to make make you a
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: human magnet. He's like, why would you want that? Have
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: people fucking upset? Yeah? Yeah, Ways to control people's brains
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: with your word.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: Wrap any human around your finger, have them right where
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: you want them.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: One of them was just called do epic shit. Yeah.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know is that is that? Has that period
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: ended where you could throw a curse in a book
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: title and you don't be on the New York Times
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: bookstore it's been a minute. There they have those things
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: like hanging from the fucking ceilings, the fucky section. Yeah,
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: fucky ship. Yea, yeah, And I said fuck that, And
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: that's just the title of the book. The day I
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: said fuck it, that's good. That is a good ass title.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: The day I said fuck it subtitle and everything changed.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: One billion copies sold, more than the Bible. People just
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: want I think people are scared of books, and so
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: they want something that'll be like, oh, like, this isn't
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: a scary book title. I'm about to finish my book,
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: almost done with it, congratulations, bro. A little stuck after
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: but apparently, uh, the book i'm reading a running the light.
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: Apparently they're making it into a movie.
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: Sam Talent posted a picture of like the screenplay. Wow,
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: it's a really good book. Wow, one of the better
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: books I've read. Actually, are you serious? Yes, it's fantastic.
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: That sounds really good. It's fantastic. That sounds fantastic.
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: Any details that you can share? No to read it yourself?
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: Is it a put on? Are you telling me to
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: read this?
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: No?
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: So just sharing my thoughts? Empty the clip, dude, any
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: thoughts that you got empty? Brother, clip's empty. I got
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: no thoughts in my head anymore. How long have we
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: been going, Tyler? Almost an hour? Almost an hour. Push
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: yourself brother, almost now with only one ad Broyeah to
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: the ads at the end of it, splice. I guess, dude,
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: I've been obsessed with ancient societies, recently Asian societies. I
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: do fuck with Asian societies, dude. I saw you, I saw,
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: I said, ancient, but Asian society. I saw a line
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: around a whole city block of exclusively Asian people, A
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: long ways around the city block like that, a full avenue,
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: a full fucking block around and only Asian people were
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: in the line. What were they waiting for? I don't know.
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: It makes you think I'm perplexed, dude. I was about
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: the hop in the line though we don't know. I
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: was worried that I wouldn't be accepted. Yeah, you should
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: have just gotten a line. That's so funny, just seeing
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: a long line and just get it.
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: What is this?
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: Something good is at the end of this line people waiting.
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: It was outside the container store. But I can't imagine
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: they were only wanted containers. It must have want something
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: at the end of the deal. I won't get one.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: What dude, I wouldn't get one half off. I don't
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: know code, so I don't know if you're about to
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: say some prejudice shit against my Asian brother loves sisters. Yeah,
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: someone loves Asians more than me. I applaud them because
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: it's hard to do. Yeah, tip of the cap to
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: those types of people. It was the same line for
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: sella blue coffee outside. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: I tried to go to the k Cups and there
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: was a group of people around, just like huddled around
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: be like.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: I had the medium buddied roast. I had it. It's good,
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: damn good, damn good, And I'm not much about it.
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: I love coffee, but I just can't drink it because
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: it makes me crazy. But uh, yeah, we should have
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: big hat coffee. Weirdly makes me tired. Has that ever
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: happened to you? No, it does not happen. It makes
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: me sleepy. Interesting, it makes my eyes real heavy. It
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: seems like you're weak. Yeah, But like I can drink
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: like three hundred milligram caffeine energy drinks and be fine,
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: feel sharp. It seems like that. I drink one ninety
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: milligram caffeine cup of coffee and I'm like, I'm gonna
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: probably kill myself today. It's gonna happen today. By stellar Blue. Yeah, yeah,
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: it's gonna happen. God, a cup of Stellar Blue me
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: after I have my coffee, You're just dead. No, but
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: it is really good. It tastes very good. I went
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: in for one, one sip, and then I was like ooh,
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: and then I had to go in for another. You
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: have to And then I was next thing, I know,
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: whole cup's gone. I said, where the fuck did my
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: coffee go?
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: Once you pop the fun of that? Did my cup
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: of Joe go? I had a whole pringles can full
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: of coffee. I just could not fucking stop drinking the shit.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, it's that fucking good.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: There's nothing better than a nice cup of Joe. Damn,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: that shit's fun. I'm pumped to go home. I'm gonna
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: have myself some declf'. That's what I treat myself to
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: when I go home.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: Decaf is like a non alcoholic beer, Dude.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: I like the taste of coffee, but I can't handle
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: the caffeine in it. Yeah, it's like you want to
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: be seen drinking coffee with the other foul Now. I
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: drink it when I'm at my house, I sit on
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: the couch next to my dog. If you drink dcalff,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: cup of steam, cup of Joe. You should be fuel
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: checked into a malibou rehab facility. If you're off the
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: decaf rocket fuel, there's still caffeine and decaf. You know
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: this right, You know this right, you dumb motherfucker. No,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: there's like thirty milligrams of caffeine and decaf. Put me
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: on bro maybe a little less. No, put me on tass.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: You seem to be talking about it like you're an authority.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: Well you seem to not know. Yeah, put me on.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: I have no problem saying that I don't know some stuff.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: Neither do I. It's why I say maybe I'm wrong,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: so that when people look back now you say that,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: use tell me Sastin, just say there's thirty milligrams of
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: caffeine in dcalf because you have such PTSD again, taking
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: one of those people that are just like they're just
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: taking it. They're just like I got him there all right.
• 1:01:20
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• 1:01:23
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• 1:01:25
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• 1:01:29
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• 1:01:32
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• 1:01:38
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• 1:01:40
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• 1:01:42
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• 1:01:47
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• 1:01:49
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• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: that reads every New York Times article and he points
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: out the typos in it.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: It's kind of a good one, though it's insane. He
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: shouldn't have typos in the New York Times.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: And the fact that one guy can point them all out.
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  Speaker 2: I should be allowed to make mistakes. New York Times
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: should not, Yeah, or York Times like breaking important information
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: or fake ass news or fake news. But the aren't
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: people here at bartol calling them fake news? Now New
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: York Times. Yeah, it's not like their whole thing. I
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: don't know what we're saying, probably, but the fact that,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: like the New York Times should just hire this guy
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: to fucking yeah copy edit. They should, like he's like
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: a guy who can like crack the code of like
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: some government website, and then they just hire him to
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: work for the CIA or whatever like, y, If you
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: can fucking beat the New York Times at grammar, like,
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: you should just be part of the New York Times. Yeah,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: instead of just being snarky for a living. Yeah, that
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: he should work for They should have hired him a
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: while ago. If he's picking it up that easily, they
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: should round up the snark. Do they not just use
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: like grammarly or something? The New York Times.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: I think there's a thing called being a copy editor,
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  Speaker 1: and that's what their job is is to like just
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  Speaker 1: make sure that your syntax is in order. It's got
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  Speaker 1: to be the worst job ever. The most boring people
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: accountants who can't be accountant.
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  Speaker 2: Because also like they don't need to be doing that.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: Still autocorrect a pretty good thing now.
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  Speaker 1: But if they, I mean, yeah, I guess Emily would
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: be able to just put those that entire group out
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: of business.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: Learn to code.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: Copy editors, yeah, pieces of shit copy editors and truck drivers, dude,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: Learn to fucking code. What's going on with your whole uh.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: Sickness? Yeah, I don't know your sinuses. I've just been
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: sick for a little bit.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like you've been sick for like four weeks.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: Nah, No, it's been like two weeks maybe one week actually, No.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: But before that I was sick. I was actually sick
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: on Sunday. Yeah. Fever, Oh no, Cocoa ninety nine point nine.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: You think it's the COVID. No, it was from excessive
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: amounts of alcohol that your nose is running.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: I was just like, well, I was worn down. I
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: was losing my voice. You've got a fever from alcohol
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: from drinking cold beers. Yeah, it couldn't be me, dude.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: I know That's why I'm off the beers now till tonight.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: Did you see in until tonight? When I go to
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: the stand at eleven o'clock, I thought it was eight o'clock. No,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: that's Francis. Is one better than the other? What eight o'clock,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: eight o'clock or nine o'clock or eight o'clock or eleven
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: o'clock or i'mumb on the nine o'clock. But I don't
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: go up until ten fifteen. Got I gotta get all
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say. Is the nine o'clock sold out? All right? Sass?
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: I think you can get me in the building. No, damn,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: you're not welcome. Why not? I told them. I said,
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: if no one ever comes in here again, I'm out.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that they fucking They're like, if you
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: ever want to get up?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: It was like, I actually don't do stand up comedy, Like,
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: oh no, that's fine, if you ever want to get up.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: There's a oh dude, should we should we tell the
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: people how I fucking got you? Dude? And when did
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: you get me? I got you so fucking.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: Good, dude?
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: With what.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: Saturday? Oh you did not get anyway, yo. They just
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: shouted you out on s n L and you were like,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: what lmfao, what l M what with all cats? What
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: l m f ao?
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: And I was like, Lorn just came out and he said,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: keep an eye on Lil Sasquatch. He is very funny.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: And I said, that did not and you said send
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: me a clip.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: That was after like an hour, and then I said,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: I said, in no scenario would that ever have happened?
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: And then I sent you back and I said, Joe
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: Rogan just shouted you out at UFC And you said, no,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: what did he say? I can't say that. You said
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: send me that, yeah, and then I said, uh, yeah,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: I will just move on. Yeah, that was talking text. Yeah,
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: and then some bad things were said, the pretty nasty
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: things were said.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: He really did shout you out on snlo Yo, this
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: is Marcello's for and sasquatch.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: That's true, brother. Yeah, you guys are buddies. Yep. All right,
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: should we end it the podcast? Yes? Yeah, you're probably
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: a little bit too tired to keep on talking. Yeah,
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: well I didn't get to have ten hours of sleep, unfortunately.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: It's probably tough for you to keep sitting still and talking.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just like I wish I got to sleep
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: in more. Probably would have been a better episode, But
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: what can you do.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got a long night of drinking, so you
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: better rest up anymore, You better rest up?
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: All right. Well, we'll see you guys next week. You guys,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: have a great week, great weekend. Next week, Thanksgiving episode,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: next week's special Thanksgiving episode. We got a lot planned.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: We're not recording it directly after this. We'll see you
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: guys then, all right,