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Pike Can't Stand *This* Phrase · Podcast - Big 98.7

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Have I ever told you I cannot stand the phrase living the dream? He
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has a response to, hey, how you doing? Or what's up?
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Are you just living the dream? You know? I have never once said
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it, because it so quickly became this just like throwaway thing. People would
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shut out, you don't mean it. You don't mean it first of all,
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because you're not right. I'm sure there's things you could complain about.
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And it's just like we might as well have not even talked. If I
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go, if I see at the grocery store, I go, hey,
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Joe, how's it going? You go live in the dream. He's like,
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okay, well, then I'll just bleep off one that has kind of
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taken over for that where people don't want to say those like just another day
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in paradise, you know, yeah, and that sounds so sarcastic, right,
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that makes me think that you're absolutely going through hell right now. You
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know. I did find some other phrases that many Americans cannot stand. These
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things are supposed to be positive, because I feel like people who say that
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that's what they're trying to be, but it just comes off as annoying.
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For exam it's very condescending sometimes you ever hear people still saying karp a DM
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remember that movie? Yeah, I feel like it was always on our yearbook.
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What does it mean again? It means live every day of the fullest?
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Right, Oh yeah, or something something of that sort. It was
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a Robin Williams film. Great movie, was it Dead Poet's Society? You
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didn't watch that in school? You didn't watch Dead Poet's Society? But we
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had it on our years. Robin Williams is the teacher stood up on the
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desk. Noah, we never watched it. We watched Roots. That doesn't
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count. No, I don't even know what that is, all right?
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Anyway? Besides it point like you know this one. I think it's the
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worst one of them all, live laugh love has anybody? Can you still
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use that on? Ironically? That's on my uh well, my mom had
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it written on the wall. Now when you walk into my stepdad's house,
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like you, does it say laugh love, live laugh love. Yeah.
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See I want to say that because when was that put up? I want
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to say it's grandfather dan as like a legitimate decoration. But anybody who's you
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have been the early two thousand's, late nineties something like that then it's probably
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acceptable, but I feel don't know it was so that has just gone now.
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It is so stupid. I'm not trying to be mister negative here,
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because yeah, causies are supposed to be very positive. But absolutely do all
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three. They're the best. But just don't put it on your wall.
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And my god, don't get it tattooed. If you're listening. By the
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way, we have somebody chiming in. Mark said, living my best life.
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Yeah, iimes I sometimes do that. I've gotten away from it,
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but probably two years ago whenever I'd put up a picture of my kids like
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they're just living their best life. Well, of course you are there two
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and they're sitting in their crib like like they don't have much of a choice
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and a poopy diaper and I'm holding their bottle. I mean, to be
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fair, I guess they were living their best life. But in a way,
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happiness is a choice. Ano they're positive phrase many Americans cannot stand,
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and that is a bit annoying to happiness is like, isn't you know if
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I'm like, let's say, let's say I go missing a man, I'm
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in the woods. I haven't ate or drank anything in seven days. Well,
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yeah, then you just look around you and you call. But you
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know what, North Dakota sunset is legendary and it is beautiful, and you
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know what, I'm finding my happiness right here. Never mind the fact that
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I'm part shared about to die. I'll never see anybody I love again.
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Trending. Now, here's what you need to know. A man was arrested
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on suspicion of manslaughter and the death of former NHL player Adam Johnson. The
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arrest comes more than two weeks since police began investigating the incident. Now,
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Johnson was the hockey player whose throat was cut by the skate blade during that
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collision. It happened overseas. Now, police did not name the suspect or
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provide his age. He is just in police custody. Probably not the biggest
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mystery. Yeah, And then the articles that I was reading, I'm like,
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it's got to be the guy, right, Well, it would be
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sane, insane to be anybody else, but maybe you were onto something where
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they just got to a sufferent country. They aren't allowing that information exactly.
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It's so sad. I mean, honestly, they were showing the memorial on
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TV. Earlier. It's just so sad. I don't know. That's I
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was talking with some friends. That's gonna be a tough one to try.
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You know, I don't know what they're gonna decide ultimately is a manslaughter?
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You know what I mean? Like, how can you truly tell the intent
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in that situation? I correct, you meant to hurt him clearly, but
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you know what I mean, it's such a high, you know, high
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paced collision. It's just, you know, it's tough. I'm and I
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know there's a lot of Jonas Brothers fans that are devastated. I saw your
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sister's post a little bit Agpike. She was really excited to go see the
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Joe bros. And sign out. She had literally months planning to finally get
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out. You know, she got two young kids, so this was going
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to be her big hoorah out to Grand Forks. Taking a bus works.
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She's gonna have to postpone that. The Jonas Brothers concert that is scheduled for
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Friday at the Aleris Center has been postponed, not canceled. It's due to
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logistical issues and basically what's going on. They're in Winnipeg tonight Saint Paul on
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Sunday, and they're squeezing in a little detour to Virginia for one performance for
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any song, a single song performance on college game day. Yes for jam
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you know I'm like and that do we know that was not previously scheduled?
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That was something ESPN Game Day may usually plan a week in advance. We
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know that they've been here a couple of times. So the Jonas brothers were
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faced with a decision play in Grand Forks, North Dakota, five hours of
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songs or whatever for all of their fans, or a single song on college
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game day. It's hard to look at it that way, but either way,
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they're gonna be back as soon as we get that date. We'll get
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it to so you can reroute your plans like they re routed theirs. That's
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a bomber, it is, I get it. I mean, you don't
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think Low Standards has ever been faced with a tough decision when you know we
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already had a show booked at Ricks, but then you know, the d
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L. Street Dance comes calling. It's like, what are you gonna do?
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What are you gonna do? We'll save that for a Friday. What
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do you do? What do you do? Hey, Jason Alexander. He
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shared what he knows about the possible Sidefeld reboot, and much like we anticipated,
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this is what he had to say. There's only one reason for that
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rumor. Jerry apparently, at the end of some stand up thing went well,
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Larry and I are thinking of something. I go good for you.
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I don't know anything about it. Apparently they don't need George and they may
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not need a laying because Julia and I went, do you know anything about
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them? I don't know anything about we, And I just talked to Michael
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the other day. I don't think he knew anything about it either. So
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Michael being Cosmo cres right, Uh, do you know what that reminds me
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of? And you're gonna be so annoyed because you loved the show so much,
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well so much. If it is any sort of Seinfeld slander, don
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don't even proceeed me not even that. Hearing his voice reminds me of when
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he was on Pretty Woman. That was him, right when he was like
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going after Julia Roberts. Well, it's his voice, it's how he talks.
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I know, of course, it's so funny the way he was talking
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there reminds me of the way he was talking twenty years ago. That's crazy.
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You know who does a great Jason Alexander impression is Jason Alexander. It's
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nuts, It's uncanny, you know who. It also kind of sounded like
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was his character in Shallow How remember that one, Mauricio. I just it
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just made me want to watch Pretty Woman, and I guess I forgot that
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that was the guy. Yeah, he was. Also he is mostly,
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of course, known for his KFC commercials throughout the late nineties. And two
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thoughts. Oh man, all right, guys, enough of this weatherwise,
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it is going to be great again today. Get out and enjoy sunshine Hive
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about fifty six like an Amenda in the morning, big naty eight points seven.
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You know what they say, Amanda, You ever heard this phrase?
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It's the little things, won't you agree? Absolutely? And I agree.
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I was thinking so yeah. I don't know why I was so passionate.
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And I agree. It's not the big grand gestures. It's little things that
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can really mean the world to women. And I've narrowed it down to some
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of the best little things that even I Amanda, Oh, I was a
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perfect man. You just went on your way. You just decided what women
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wat You just went through the list. You're like, oh, this is
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it. I mean even I can improve on some of these things, like,
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for example, you remember her friend's names, just a little thing that
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means the world to women. Does Nick know all of your friend's names?
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Two friends? What? Yeah? Right? Amanda famously, over the years,
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has forty five best friends. No, so this sounds like really ridiculous,
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but he runs into people all of the time and they're like, oh,
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hey, oh you're Nick, And he's like mm and and he's like
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trying to He's like, yeah, ran into somebody like really big curly hair,
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said she went to school with you, and she follows you on Facebook.
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She says, it's fair. Is he expected to know that person's name?
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Of course not, but that's usually how the situation goes otherwise. No,
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he knows like my two friends. Sure, And it goes both ways,
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because there's people in my life who to be fair to give my wife
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the benefit of the doubt, Like, I don't talking of that. You
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are that guy. You have a bajillion from here. You know, I'm
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from here. So I just over the years, I've met a lot of
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people I know a lot of people, and I'll bring one up and I'll
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be like, well, you know Todd, and my wife's like, well,
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who the heck is Todd? Tell me why would I know Todd?
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And I'd be like, well, Todd, we saw the one time at
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the one bar, remember anyway, so she's not doing that anyway. Anyway,
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You clean up after yourself, guys, come on it. Don't be
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a caveman. Wipe up your little crumbs. If you make a sandwich,
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wipe it up. It's just little stuff like that. In this one,
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I'm not great at at all. I feel like few are little things that
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you can do that women will really appreciate. Don't take forever to respond to
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her text. I mean defined forever. Oh my gosh, it's like instant
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unless I know he's in a meeting or something. I can't. I can't
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with that. I can't with that, like I don't know, I just
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gotta take time. Sometimes it's hours. You know what, I've actually noticed
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that we've had a group chat going with afternoon guy James and you and I.
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Sometimes you I'll be like, is the guy napping all day? And
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then all of a sudden at eight o'clock at night. You're like, oh,
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just catching up guys. You clearly and you were on your phone.
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You knew that there were text messages coming in. You just don't care.
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Yes, I was an exception because I really didn't see the forty five texts
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that you guys had sent. But anyway, I'll be driving for example,
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and not you, Amanda, I don't like to be on my phone.
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Well, okay, two, I got my phone in my pocket and it
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feels like it's, you know, giving me a massage. It's vibrating so
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much. And so I just I don't know at this point in my life
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if you want to talk to me, like texting isn't gonna be the way
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to do it, because I just so you don't want to talk on the
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phone either, I'm thinking I just don't want to talk to people. No,
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I'm just kidding. Talking on the phone is better doing in person,
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significantly better. Okay, So if your wife were to text you right now,
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good morning, babe, what do you want to do for dinner?
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Or something? She does? How long is it going to take you to
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respond? I mean I hit her with a good morning immediately after her good
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morning text? Now, but then she says, how are you? And
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that's gonna take me some time. That's gonna take me. So that is
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annoying. You watch what she wants to watch. That's another little thing you
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can do that women will love. Oh yeah, when Nick will watch a
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Hallmark movie with me and not just go upstairs or downstairs to watch a ball
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game, I'm like, oh gosh, he likes it too. I mean
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he might not admit it, but he loves a Hallmark movie. I don't
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think he loves the Hallmark movies. Every once in a while I'll get him
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hooked on a Lifetime movie that is just so bad that you can't stop.
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It's like, okay, you know what's gonna happen here, but he'll watch
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it. No Lifetime movies. Now, the boys aren't going to be talking
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about it, like at the bar, I'm not gonna talk to my but
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if one is on, and this has happened to be so many times,
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they're too juicy to not enjoy as stupid as they are. Thank you for
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being such a man right now admitting it. Yes, like the best.
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I mean, they're always juicy, and that's what I like it, Like
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a little juice in my movies. You don't talk badly about your exes.
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There's another thing you can do to make women go crazy. Does Nick talk
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bad about his exes? No, he does not. What just the perfect
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man? Well, he doesn't really clean up right away after himself. Is
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that right around the kich. I'm also like psycho, so I'm well,
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he's cooking dinner. I'm around him picking up everything, and he's just like,
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hey, I could you might need that olive oil again. It's like,
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okay, I'll go grab it and then I'll wipe it off him put
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it away. And my wife's sort of the same where we'll make food or
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something and then I want to, you know, when the food is done,
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it's time to eat, because I've been way I'm an dyeing neat.
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But then like she likes to do the dishes and put everything away and clean
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up the kitchen, while I just sit there like an idiot. Yeah,
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the houses or the kitchen is usually clean before we sit down and eat,
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and then by the time we're done, it's all just done. I have
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I get anxiety if my kitchen is a do I get anxieties and they're staring
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at my food. It was I don't. I don't want to eat it
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all before you come to even sit down, but I might not. There
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might not be another option. And the final little thing you can do guys
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that make women just go crazy give her massages. Oh gosh, yes,
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I don't get them on right now. No, but everyone, it's just
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like, yes, it's exhausting, it is, and you're not getting paid,
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so it's really no, I really hard to want to put the effort
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into it. If you were to reverse the roles, my fingees are gonna
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be really but yeah, women's fingers get soreed just almost instantly. It's of
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it. I'm like, oh I got a cramp. Yeah I did this
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to myself though. But when we first started dating, my wife and I
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was like, oh, you know, full body massage, no problem,
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can what Oh my gosh, man. We had also I was you know,
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I didn't have I went my license. No no, no, no,
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I didn't have my license, but I was basically a practicing massage therapist.
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We apologized all the masseuses out there who have gone to school and trained.
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But then as time goes by, obviously you know we're dating now,
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and it's like, okay, I pro I don't need to do the whole
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thirty minute job. And she's like, well, you remember when you used
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to do that. I'm like, yeah, I do good times. Taking
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Amanda in the morning did ninety seven. You're ready, ready, let's see
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it is piping hot today. No, Amanda stills, let's see. Let's
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see all right. Courtney Cox and matt LeBlanc, they broke their silence yesterday
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following Matthew Perry's death, and both of their Instagram posts were just heartbreaking for
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me. It was the video Courtney Cox had posted and she shared an outtake
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from the sitcom where she said, for now, here's one of my favorites,
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because she had talked about how there were just so many things that she
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could say, but it was a clip of Monica and Chandler in bed in
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London, and she said, to give a little backstory, Chandler and Monica
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were supposed to have a one night fling in London, but because of the
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audience reaction, it became the beginning of our love story. I can't imagine
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the show if they hadn't gone together. You know, of course that's what
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we wanted, so I'm glad they did it. She refers to him as
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Maddie and how much she misses him every single day. Matt LeBlanc, he
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shared a bunch of throwback of Row pictures, and you just forgot how young
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they were, Like, that's how long they've known each other, you know,
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I mean we kind of sometimes forget when friends was even hot. I
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mean back in the nineties. I don't see it. I never forget Aman
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that you weren't even a fan, so I know, but and not even
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being a fan, and just how sentimental it was. He was talking about
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how he'll never forget him. Spread your wings and fly, brother, You're
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finally free. Much love, And then of course made a little joke at
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the end. He said, and I guess you're keeping the twenty bucks you
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owe me. Ah funny. Now the photos of Joey and Chandler are like
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in their apartment, the hugging. I know, what a great that was,
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such a good, such a good on screen friendship, one of the
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best all the time. You might say, yeah, name a better one.
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Al Wait, this is us? What do you mean? This is
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us? They were all just really good friends. They're family. They're not
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all family on this is us? Who's the friends on this is Us that
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you would compare just the horrible. Yeah, told you set me up.
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I had to think of I said, name a better one. I said,
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not name one that's significantly worse. All Right, Taylor Swift is gonna
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be home for the holiday. She's in New York City and she does not
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have to be back out on her tour in Brazil until the day after Thanksgiving.
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A lot of people speculating what's gonna happen because Travis Kelce he does not
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play on Thanksgiving. He'll play on Sunday. But do you think she's gonna
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go hang with his fam? Do you think they're gonna do a little of
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both NFL players. They don't really get to go anywhere to stay in town,
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so she'll, you know, if she does spend it with him.
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And after two months it's a little aggressive, don't we think? I know
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you and your husband. We were spending holidays together immediately. Yes, we
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went into high gear. It was quick. Remember we met and got married
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on our one year anniversary. Yeah, and had Sidney LeWinn shortly after.
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I mean, this is this is the fast track I see for Taylor and
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Travis. It does feel that way. I know, and they're at that
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age. I don't know. And then she and then again she lives in
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New York And wouldn't you want to be there for that big parade. I'd
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probably really want to go to Kansas City when you could be in New York
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City, one of the biggest cities in the world. Well, you could
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be with Travis Kelcey. Yeah, I think I'd be just fine. Okay,
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you skipped the parade, we'll watch that on TV wor we're snuggled in
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front of the fireplace. Make her own float, oh god, like not
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a root beer float, like a parade for yeah, oh man, I'm
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just picturing them like doing like the helicopter when when you would as a kid,
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you know, you put the kid up on your hands, on your
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feet, making it doing the helicopter or the airplane or whatever. Oh gosh,
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all right. Kim kardashianedition about her daughter Northwest, And if you've following
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up along with these guys at all, Northwest feels like she's gonna be the
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first one, the real rascal of the group that is just gonna throw them
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all under the bus. Well, she seems very influenced by her dad,
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Kanye because what was it recently she was saying, how like, oh,
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I like dad's better because he doesn't have a bunch of nannies and he lives
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in an apartment just kind of has like a normal life. Right. Well,
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uh, Kim Kardashian is talking about how Northwest is quite the scam u
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scammer. So she just like a lot of kids puts together on lemonade stand.
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This one's not like you know the one over in West Vargo. She's
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going to the end of her Calabasas Lane or whatever, and she brings her
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table, her chair. She sits there for hours. Kim says, Usually
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if an an average person comes up, she's like, oh, it's only
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two dollars. But then she'll get a call from her friends and say,
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your daughter just said she didn't have change and took my twenty. That's great,
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little entrepreneur slash con artist, you know. But put those two things
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together and you got a bright feature. Sounds like her last name is Kardashian.
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Well it's not, though, Oh yeah, West Yeah, well cash
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just crushing my dreams and my one liners. Amanda in the morning on sage.
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I want to tell you this phrase. It's a positive phrase, but
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it annoys me. I want to tell you in a second, but we
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have somebody to introduce. A very special guest is entered the studio. I
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just an honor to have them here with us. You might know him name.
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This is the longest timphany in the world. That's cool. But then
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she walks all over it like that's where I would have been, like James
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Tyler, everybody, James, James were coming to save the show. James
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is our afternoon show host, a good friend of the show, and here
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he is, bright and early in the studio. How you doing well,
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a little tired, Pike. It's bright and early. Yeah, don't you
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know? Well sleeping in for us? Okay, enough, all right,
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So James, you might agree with me here because I think it's a dude
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thing mostly. But when you ask somebody, hey, how's it going,
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it's just like they're go to automatic without thinking. No matter how they're doing,
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they say, what live in the dream? Oh yeah? I hate
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that, in the small talk of it, where you you don't know what
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to say. But also, let's be fair, Pike, if you're in
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we're in the office, yeah, and we're passing each other in the hall.
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Yeah, just go ahead, Okay, Hello, what do you want
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me to do? Walk by you? Actually you're walking by it, and
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it's the first time you saw me today. Okay, I'm walking yep.
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What are the words I'm looking for? Do you wants to be like,
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Hey, how's it going? Oh? Hey, how's it going? Oh?
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My gosh, brutal? I mean last night my kids coodn't I mean,
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you know, do you really want the honest response? No, but
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you can just say good, you know. I like it when people go,
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well, you know, it's another day in paradise. Hi said that
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exact same one. Now, that's it. At the very least, it
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gives me an idea of how you're doing. Because I sent some sarcasts I
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was gonna say, it's never said positive. It's never truly like, you
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know, it is another day, imparadis so another day. Even just living
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in the dreams, like just living the dream, it's so sarcastic and it
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just oozes. But not always some people say it like genuinely, like oh
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I just got the perfect life. Don't mind me, I I guess.
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And there's other phrases that are supposed to be positive. People hate for example,
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live laugh, love, and that's more of a social media thing.
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I've home to core. Remember I remember the last time I was like,
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oh, live laugh, love. It's written on our walls at the lake
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right when you walk in Live laughluff. It's like something that you got in
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a coffee mug. Really tell the world. And there's that just to remind
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yourself that it's going to be okay, you know. And there's people walking
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around right now with that tattooed on their body, which you got to feel
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for them. No, they're just living, laughing and love. Trust me,
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I love all three of those things. He has charged some more than
21:00
could just set me a private message and said living my best life. Yea,
21:06
I am so guilty of that, especially with my kids. They're just
21:10
living their best life. To be fair, they are because they probably just
21:11
poop their diaper and they had a bottle in their mouth. That's living right
21:15
there. I miss those things now I'm cleaning up after him. In this
21:19
phrase is supposed to be positive. Everything happens for a reason. Did you
21:23
truly believe that? I know there are people who do believe it, and
21:26
no offense if you do. Yeah, I mean eventually you'll find the reason,
21:30
or you'll make yourself come up with the reason. But in that moment
21:32
when people say it, it's usually like, really, did you need to
21:36
go there? Because there doesn't feel like that's the right response. Right now,
21:38
there are things because of what happened, which in this case is unfortunate,
21:42
Like there will be things that happened because of it that maybe are positive,
21:45
but it's not like there was the plan the whole time, you know
21:48
what I mean? Or another one. They're in a better place now.
21:51
It's one of my favorites. Yes' going to tell you. Yeah, Melanie
21:52
just chimed in. We have it posted on Facebook. Feel free to chime
21:56
in seven on one two eight oh one ninety eighty seven because yes, I
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know, depending on your beliefs, I happen to believe in heaven. Yes
22:02
that's great, But guess what that person is in here right now and I
22:04
want them in my place right now? About me? I got to end
22:12
with this one. We've got Jan, one of our top fans say Jan,
22:15
Jan, Okay, welcome to my world. That drives me crazy.
22:19
It's so condescending, Oh drives me crazy. To make the competition for whose
22:25
life sucks the most. That's now you know how I feel like in the
22:33
morning on Big Nutty eight point seven. You ever been on an airplane and
22:36
it had to make an emergency landing, He's gotta be horrifying, right,
22:38
I think I'd be the girl freaking out no matter what, even if it's
22:41
just I don't think there's one going out. I think everyone's probably freaking out.
22:45
Imagine being on this plane. Yesterday though, a plane leaving New York
22:48
City had to make an emergency landing after a horse got loose on the plane.
22:53
Huh, that's right, Amanda, Where was the horse? Pilots of
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the air at to icelandic aircraft can be heard telling top it, telling JFK
23:04
controllers that the horse managed to escape. It's stall. Do they have horseplanes?
23:11
You know what I like? Well, it's a cargo plane, so
23:12
there's a there's planes that do carry a certain amount of cargo. You know.
23:17
I've heard of dogs going in the underneath compartment correct or sometimes they'll sit
23:22
on your lap or get a little seat or something like that. But a
23:25
full on horse, I mean, I guess to be fair, you know,
23:27
when you forget how big an airplane is, you know when they take
23:32
the underpart out with the uh with the escalator kind of deal. So they're
23:36
putting your luggage on, is there they're just like putting horses underneath. Yeah,
23:41
well piling them in. There was a whole stall in everything. Now
23:44
they said air Traffic Control, we don't have a problem flying wise, that's
23:47
good news, okay, but we just can't see if we get this horse
23:49
back in its stall. Once the animal was secured, a vet was brought
23:55
in to make sure the horse was ready to fly. I don't know what
23:57
that entails. Are there actual passengers on here? I think so? And
24:03
also was this like a mister ed situation where you're ready to fly? I
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don't know what that is. The talking horse I have. I've heard of
24:17
it, but I don't get the reference. But I don't know, Amana.
24:18
I don't know if it wasn't a mister ed situation or not. All
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I know is that if it was not full of people, couldn't you just
24:25
let the horse or run around? I guess I don't know. It maybe
24:27
like the tail swinging and yeah, that's the Also would it have a problem
24:33
if it was going back and forth like with the plane like turbulence wise,
24:37
Like, yeah, you see the movies working for right, slamming against the
24:41
walls back and forth, just old old nay and around. I would like
24:45
to see security footage of this, just like of what the stalls and everything.
24:51
You're one sick puppy, aren't you? Why you're wanting to see video
24:55
of a horse slamming against walls, just of what it even looks like.
24:59
I can't vision what a horse plane looks like. I imagine it's a normal
25:03
plane, but they just probably throw out, you know, the last like
25:06
ten rows of seats are just horse stalls. Have you ever seen people bring
25:10
animals and plane to hear people bringing in? Well, of course there was
25:12
the infamous peacock. Somebody tried to get a emotional support peacock, yeah,
25:18
onto a plane. Somebody recently had an alligator they tried to bring in.
25:21
Really yeah, like a smaller allemy, I miss that. I've seen dogs
25:25
or whatever and you're like, okay, cool, I don't know. Isn't
25:29
that what I mean? How many times you've driven by a horse trailer?
25:30
You know what those are? Four? Why are we flying horses to other
25:33
countries? Die? I mean a twelve hour driver a quick one hour flight.
25:38
I don't know who. I guess you don't need you don't need to
25:42
do it. Man, we got to hear it. Okay, we got
25:45
it. I don't know. I kind of enjoy mine a little bit better,
25:48
right again, I know I can't. It's just bad. No,
25:55
I don't understand the flying situation with pets in general. I mean, you've
26:00
had to fly with your kids, right, I imagine it's similar. I'm
26:03
just really bike okay, man, I'm just forcing her round like in the
26:07
morning, come on, get up on Big seven. Got a little email
26:14
from this guy. I guess he's recently divorced and he's got an interesting I
26:18
would call it a difficult situation on his hands. I've got some questions.
26:22
Well, let's hear from him because he's on hold right now. Good morning,
26:25
Billy, Hey, good morning, well, good morning, and sounds
26:27
like you're looking for some love. Yes, I'm so nervous, but yeah,
26:33
don't be nervous, man, it's just us, meet you, Amanda
26:36
and potentially thousands of people listening. It's no big deal, no biggie,
26:40
right, we appreciate it. Well, so you got sort of an interesting
26:42
situation on your hands. With Ashley tell us about it. That's right.
26:45
So we worked together for years now, and you know, I recently went
26:49
through a divorce, but I am interested in Ashley. And the funny thing
26:52
is we go out as work friends all the time and she's just like super
26:56
supportive. And you know when we go out, she called me her wingman.
27:03
You know, we created this bit the friend zone for people like you,
27:07
my man, so a lot of people are in the friend zone.
27:10
I feel like she like pigeonholed you, force you in the friend zone,
27:14
and it is like calling you that, oh man. Okay, no,
27:17
no no. But aside from that, I feel like we have a great
27:18
connection. You know. I'm just ready to ask her out. Okay,
27:22
I got to ask. You said, recently divorced, How fresh is that?
27:26
Well it's been a few months now. It's actually divorced, though we're
27:30
not like just separated but still married. All right, Well, Billy,
27:34
I gotta tell you, man, you have ever gone from wingman to lover.
27:40
It's a very rare accomplishment. Kill battle here she does. But I
27:45
have confidence. So let's let's get Ashley on the phone. You've given us
27:48
her phone numbers, so we're gonna give her a little ring here. You
27:51
stay quiet, Okay, Billy, Hey, Ashley, it's Pike and the
28:02
Mandy in the morning, a big ninety eight point seven. Can we talk
28:03
to you for a second. Oh, did I win something? Well,
28:08
maybe there is a prize on the line. We'll tell you that. Can
28:12
we ask you a couple of other personal questions though, first, if you
28:15
don't mind, Yeah, sure, Well I guess are you single? That's
28:18
gonna be a big one. Yes, okay, wow shipper. Yes,
28:23
Well, there's somebody who has a crush on you and they wanted us to
28:26
reach out and maybe line you to up. Oh, okay, I think
28:32
I know who this might be. You've been waiting for somebody to do this
28:34
or yeah, So there's kind of this guy I went to high school with,
28:38
so like I've still been talking to and maybe he has hearings for me.
28:45
Okay, I've never had anybody just like randomly go oh, I know
28:48
the guy. This is interesting. Actley, Can you hang on one second.
28:52
Okay, We're gonna put Ashley on hold. I think we should just
28:53
confirm with Billy that he did, in fact not go to school with her.
28:57
Yeah, that's a good idea. Hey, Billy, are you there?
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It's just us. I just got to confirm before we move on.
29:03
Did you go to high school with Ashley? I did not go. Okay,
29:07
So just when you thought this couldn't get any better, all right,
29:10
Billy, we're going back to Ashley. Hang on, Ashley, are you
29:11
still there? Uh? Yeah, Hi, thanks for me to go back
29:15
to our resources go through this and uh, you did not go to high
29:18
school with us? Person. Oh my gosh, it's so embarrassing. We
29:22
didn't hear that. Okay, So it's it's not from somebody from like your
29:26
way past. It's somebody who's currently in your life. Okay, somebody you
29:30
see, maybe almost even every day. Please, someone I work with.
29:33
Is there anybody you work with that gets your attention that maybe you're javing with?
29:40
Oh my gosh, I have no idea. Well his name is Billy,
29:44
you know Billy? Oh my god, No, no, exactly,
29:49
No, at least he waited until then. Oh my god, what are
29:55
your thoughts on Billy Ashley? He's really nice. He's such a great guy,
30:03
like super see I just hitting all the friend zone bingo cards. Yeah,
30:08
he is recently divorced. We do know that let's say he was not
30:14
recently divorced. Fast forward a few months from now, would you be interested
30:18
in Billy? I don't know. I mean I still just can't get over
30:23
that he's just recently divorced. I feel like he just needs some time to
30:26
heal. Like we've just been talking. That's very sweet and thoughtful. But
30:32
who better to ask than Billy himself. And he's on the phone right now,
30:37
Chris Billy, good morning, say hello to Ashley. Oh hey,
30:41
what's up? Ashley? I didn't okay, I guess I assumed you're probably
30:45
on the other line. But so really enjoying with you. I mean,
30:52
we've definitely been spending a lot of time together. And I mean I get
30:56
it. I say, you get a little fat. He is crazy.
31:00
You've been given a little vibe. Yeah, I mean I feel like,
31:03
yeah, you know, maybe we could be more than friend. I mean,
31:07
Astley, it sounds like you've got him working as your wingman. Why
31:10
don't we just take out the the wing, the wing and just make them
31:14
your man, real man. Okay, we'll be sorry, we're being so
31:18
silly. I know, this is very serious. I think likes very uncomfortable
31:23
and I guess I'll just say it. I hope you guys can still be
31:26
good work friends. Maybe something will progress. I don't, I mean it
31:30
might, I mean, give it, give it a few Max, all
31:33
right, that's that's what we'll sell on, Billy. Can you give it
31:34
a few months, see what happens. Yeah, we could be friends for
31:38
those, no problem. Yeah, heyy can you flop that one back into
31:41
the winter category potential ones. We'll see, we'll see, all right,
31:45
guys, thank you so much for doing this on the radio. We appreciate
31:48
it, all right, thanks for having me