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Getting Your Foreskin Back?! + Will The New Star Wars Suck?? | Funny News Podcast · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Want more Treehouse, check out our YouTube exclusive shows at
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  Speaker 2: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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  Speaker 2: with us inside the Treehouse Daniel Malley along with Trey
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  Speaker 2: Trenholm and Jerry Caldwell. At the end of our broadcast
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  Speaker 2: week here inside the Treehouse, we have an update on
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  Speaker 2: the swimming cyber truck story that we've been following. Also
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  Speaker 2: an interesting story at another North Texas lake. But I
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  Speaker 2: think it's most important. We start today's show with do
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  Speaker 2: you want your foreskin back? Although I guess the first
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  Speaker 2: question should be do you have your foreskin at all
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  Speaker 2: to want it? Or so you don't need to want
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  Speaker 2: it back? That's a roundabout, gentlemen, this is a private matter.
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  Speaker 2: You were absolutely not required to answer this question. But
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  Speaker 2: if you want to, are you cut or uncut?
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  Speaker 1: I don't have one and nor do I want one,
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  Speaker 1: So I'm going to be a double.
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  Speaker 2: No you mean foreskin?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Oh god, I thought you meant wiener. Okay, sorry, I'm
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  Speaker 3: with you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm I'm in team no skin. I never had one.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure I had one, and I don't remember. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's it's a weird thing. To say, because it's not
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  Speaker 2: like I remembered when it was taken.
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  Speaker 1: It probably would be. It would be very scarring if
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  Speaker 1: I did remember getting circumcised.
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  Speaker 2: That should have been the plot of taking too.
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  Speaker 3: I want my foreskinned back.
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  Speaker 2: I can't tell if that's brilliant or stupid, so I'm
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  Speaker 2: just going to just roll with it here.
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  Speaker 3: I am, I am.
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  Speaker 2: I am also cut, and it happened at such an
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  Speaker 2: early age. It's not like I was old enough to
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  Speaker 2: have a say. But having never had it in my memory,
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  Speaker 2: I don't miss it. I want to know about it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want it.
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  Speaker 3: I am also a double new.
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  Speaker 2: That's three double no's inside the treehouse. I don't like
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  Speaker 2: wearing turtlenecks, so I think a turtleneck for my crotch
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  Speaker 2: is definitely not something I'm going to seek out. But
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  Speaker 2: apparently some men who don't have their foreskins there, they're
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  Speaker 2: saying they want it back. Most of men. Keep in
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  Speaker 2: mind this story. This story is out of New York magazine.
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was more of a fancy more of
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  Speaker 2: a like a fancier publication, but a.
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  Speaker 1: New Yorker New York.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, it's got sort of a script.
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  Speaker 2: Style font so it looks fancy and upscale, but apparently
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  Speaker 2: they're out for clicks like the rest of us. According
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  Speaker 2: to their new article, most men seeking restoration I foreskin restoration. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: most men seeking foreskin restoration are intimately familiar with the
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  Speaker 2: multifaceted character of foreskin, which includes nerve endings, smooth muscle tissue,
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  Speaker 2: and mucus membrane, and they're prone to rattle off with
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  Speaker 2: evnant all the crucial roles they see it playing, and
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  Speaker 2: everything from intercourse to immune defense. According to Eric Klopper,
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  Speaker 2: a prominent member of the intactivist movement that opposes circumcision,
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  Speaker 2: he says, this foreskin isn't extra, it's essential.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 2: He sat around thinking that up and it was like,
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  Speaker 2: that's the slogan. That's that's that's that's the thing that's
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  Speaker 2: going to get people restorers. Enthusiasm for their genital's natural
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  Speaker 2: pasting also makes for skin restoration circles one of the
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  Speaker 2: more supportive corners of the Internet, with an unexpectedly high
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  Speaker 2: dick pick to politeness rastio. Congratulations on your success. You
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  Speaker 2: put in the time and earned it, brother, That's what
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  Speaker 2: one redditor wrote to someone who'd managed to partially cover
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  Speaker 2: the glands with skin, like the pat Tayva bald man
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  Speaker 2: emerging from a sleeping bag. This is a favorite refrain
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  Speaker 2: on message boards. KO tea and all caps short for
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  Speaker 2: keep on tugging, ye.
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  Speaker 3: Buddy. I know.
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  Speaker 2: The very first foreskin restoration community in the United States
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  Speaker 2: came into being all the way back in nineteen eighty nine.
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  Speaker 3: That's when.
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  Speaker 2: That's when the National Organization of Restoring Men, which credits
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  Speaker 2: itself as being the nation's inaugural former sorry, the nation's
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  Speaker 2: inaugural formal support group for uncircumcisers, began hosting in person
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  Speaker 2: meetings at a church in San Francisco. Men would trade
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  Speaker 2: tips and hear from invited speakers. I bet that's an
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  Speaker 2: exciting speakers tour. Since then, the restorer community has expanded
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  Speaker 2: into a larger and more diffuse network that includes social
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  Speaker 2: media groups, online forums, podcasts, and zoom meetups also known
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  Speaker 2: as podcasts. The downside to restoring a foreskin manually is
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  Speaker 2: that the process is long and hard.
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  Speaker 3: Of course it is. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It can take less than five minutes to slice off
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  Speaker 2: a foreskin, thank you, and around three to five years
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  Speaker 2: at minimum to get one back. Of course, we just
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  Speaker 2: called Liam Neeson. You can get it done in like
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  Speaker 2: an hour and a half. All of the traditional go ahead, trey,
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  Speaker 2: I I don't I.
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  Speaker 1: Don't want to ask any questions about this, but now, like,
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  Speaker 1: are there are there skin grafts involved? What are we
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  Speaker 1: talking about here?
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  Speaker 2: All of the traditional techniques rely on the same basic
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  Speaker 2: premise of applying gentle tension on the shaft skin of
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  Speaker 2: the penis until it stretches like theirn like the manual
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  Speaker 2: method of tugging others.
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  Speaker 3: Are you ready for this?
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  Speaker 2: Others? Others opt to hook up what's left of their
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  Speaker 2: foreskin two devices like my skin clamp, VACU tracked forclip
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  Speaker 2: foreskinned air and four balls.
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  Speaker 3: That's my personal favorite.
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  Speaker 2: Daniel Floyd, who is an embarrassment to all Daniels on
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  Speaker 2: this planet, was pleased to discover that a number of
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  Speaker 2: doctors had devised ways of reconstructing a foreskin. He and
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  Speaker 2: his friend reached out to a handful, including Sven Gunther,
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  Speaker 2: a plastic surgeon specializing.
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  Speaker 3: In gender affirming care.
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  Speaker 2: Gunther says, I've actually been waiting a long time for this. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he told me. Later, I would say I probably have
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  Speaker 2: an obsession with giving people the genitals that they want.
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  Speaker 3: Uh that that that's gonna be a hard pass for me.
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  Speaker 2: If you would like the longer, uncut version of this article,
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  Speaker 2: you can find it at New York Vacacine.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, and how do they end their meetings? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like AA meetings, you hold hands, say a prayer.
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  Speaker 1: In sports, keep coming back. It works if you work it.
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  Speaker 1: I mean what do they do? I mean, is it
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  Speaker 1: just you know, throw twenty dollars in the center and
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  Speaker 1: turn the lights off.
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  Speaker 2: Well, their their slogan is keep on tugging, so.
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  Speaker 3: But to say their secret handshake must be.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it was this just a nice way for
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  Speaker 1: the Circle Dirk club, you know? Fine? Meaning uh not
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  Speaker 1: not be Yeah, put a lipstick on a pig?
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  Speaker 3: Is there like an oppositional like moil group is?
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  Speaker 1: Well?
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  Speaker 2: I mean we're we're not exactly vocal about it. And
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  Speaker 2: I don't oppose someone wanting to get their foreskin back
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  Speaker 2: if that's what they really want. But the three of
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  Speaker 2: us who are all cut seem relatively happy having never
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  Speaker 2: really had it, And I'm fine with that, And honestly
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  Speaker 2: I don't I don't I wouldn't. I don't think I
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  Speaker 2: would function well with it. I'm used to it being
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  Speaker 2: covered up. I mean, I'm used to it being uncovered.
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  Speaker 2: It would be very difficult for me to then cover
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  Speaker 2: it up.
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  Speaker 3: That makes right, right.
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  Speaker 4: You look down there and see a poorly package to
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  Speaker 4: kill basa, and it would be it would be disturbing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, people just have too much time.
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  Speaker 3: M hmm. Plus it's it's it's harder to keep clean too.
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  Speaker 4: There's more involved when there's no.
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  Speaker 2: I've heard the horror stories. Uh no, that's that's yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just I'm good without it. And look, fellow men,
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  Speaker 2: if you really want your foreskin back, you go get it.
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  Speaker 2: Although the ways that you were going to have, although
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  Speaker 2: the hoops you're going to have to jump through to
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  Speaker 2: get this done, seem a little involved.
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  Speaker 3: And I don't need to know about it.
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  Speaker 2: I know, I know. It's kind of a thing now
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  Speaker 2: where we as men are supposed to it's supposed to
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  Speaker 2: be more accepted, more widely accepted, to share our feelings
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  Speaker 2: with each other.
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  Speaker 3: This is what I don't want to know about.
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  Speaker 2: If if if I know you and and you're having
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  Speaker 2: a foreskin.
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  Speaker 3: Battle, I did talk to somebody else, that's.
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  Speaker 1: I could have gone the rest of my life and
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  Speaker 1: and never have known whether you were cut or uncut.
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  Speaker 3: Same.
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  Speaker 2: But I blame New York Magazine. They they brought us
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  Speaker 2: into the fold.
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  Speaker 3: Huzzah, yanked jan they did.
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  Speaker 2: They tugged me right gently, ever so gently, not enough
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  Speaker 2: to you know, cause any damage, but just enough to
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  Speaker 2: put it back in its rightful place.
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  Speaker 4: This really sounds like it could be used as a
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  Speaker 4: great cover up for other activities too.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, Jerry. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Here is something that is still manosphere related, and that
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  Speaker 2: is do you judge another man if he cannot change
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  Speaker 2: a tire?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Do you think it has anything to do with age?
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  Speaker 2: How maybe you were raised, maybe you weren't taught on
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  Speaker 2: how to do it? Or is this more of like
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  Speaker 2: an individual based thing, like if you don't know how
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  Speaker 2: to do it, then you should teach yourself.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's go ahead, go ahead, Jerry, Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's a little of both. I mean, you know,
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  Speaker 4: someone should teach you how to do these things. That
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  Speaker 4: if you get to a certain age where you're on
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  Speaker 4: your own, like you've left your house and you realize
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  Speaker 4: you don't know how to change a tire, you need
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  Speaker 4: to seek that out. That's an important thing, change in
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  Speaker 4: your oil fluids, you know, just basic maintenance. You need
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  Speaker 4: to seek that out and learn that stuff. I will
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  Speaker 4: tell you right now, I don't know how to. If
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  Speaker 4: I really wanted to, I could learn how to do
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  Speaker 4: the change oil thing and the fluids.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to. The flat tire thing. I know
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  Speaker 3: how to do it.
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  Speaker 2: At one point, I was running through so many tires
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  Speaker 2: when I was around twenty twenty one. For some reason,
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  Speaker 2: I would start timing myself to see if I could
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  Speaker 2: beat my previous time. But the reason, and I'm asking
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  Speaker 2: you guys, this is because a dad told his daughter
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  Speaker 2: to dump her boyfriend after he couldn't change her tire.
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  Speaker 2: And this started with a text message. She sends a
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  Speaker 2: text to dad saying, walk me through how to do it.
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  Speaker 2: He responds, aren't you with Jason? She says, yeah, but
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  Speaker 2: he said he's never changed a tire before. Just walk
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  Speaker 2: me through it. Dad says, okay, step one, break up
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  Speaker 2: with Jason?
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  Speaker 3: Is he wrong?
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  Speaker 1: Only only out I'll give someone on And I still
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  Speaker 1: think there are some basic skills you should know pretty
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  Speaker 1: much everyone, but especially I feel like if you're a
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  Speaker 1: guy changing a tire, you know, jumping your battery, like
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  Speaker 1: changing your fluids. In this day and age, I understand
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  Speaker 1: why people don't do it. I mean back in the day,
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  Speaker 1: you know, if I had I grow up, grew up
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  Speaker 1: I had a like Chevy Kton Blazer where you could
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  Speaker 1: still basically just crawl underneath it. Unscrew the oil filter.
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  Speaker 1: But hell, just the drain pan, the plugs, you strip
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  Speaker 1: them out. It's a five hundred dollars deal. I understand,
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  Speaker 1: you just have this stuff done. But flat tire, yes, Now,
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  Speaker 1: the one out I'll give people is not every car
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  Speaker 1: comes with flat spare tires these days.
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  Speaker 3: That's true, That is very true.
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  Speaker 2: And my first thought on this was, yeah, get rid
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  Speaker 2: of this guy, absolutely, get go go. You find somebody better,
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  Speaker 2: find somebody that is going to be a little more
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  Speaker 2: capable of protecting you. But then I thought about it
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  Speaker 2: one or two more steps ahead, and I thought, you
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  Speaker 2: know what, I kind of feel bad for this kid.
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  Speaker 2: He may not know these things. He may not have
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  Speaker 2: been taught, he may never have had a reason to
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  Speaker 2: go learn. This could be his origin story to where
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  Speaker 2: he's like, oh my god, I need to learn how
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  Speaker 2: to do this. He just needs someone to show him.
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  Speaker 2: And this is an opportunity for this girl's dad to
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  Speaker 2: maybe help.
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  Speaker 1: But where I'll now say that I think Jason is
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  Speaker 1: a pussy YouTube I would be willing to bet if
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  Speaker 1: I get on YouTube right now and go type in
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  Speaker 1: how to change a flat tire, I can there will
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  Speaker 1: be plenty of videos showing me how. So that means
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  Speaker 1: Jason's a pussy and didn't want to get his hands
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  Speaker 1: dirty and would rather let his girlfriend do it. So no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm with dad on this one.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I didn't think of saying, walk me through it,
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  Speaker 3: not right. You're right. I didn't think about that.
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  Speaker 2: I was just thinking about what the dad could do
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  Speaker 2: to help the boy and be like, Okay, let me
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  Speaker 2: come show. I will teach you how so you never
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  Speaker 2: have to worry about this again, especially if my daughter's
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  Speaker 2: with you. But in that moment, you're right, I didn't
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  Speaker 2: think about the fact that as she's texting dad, Jason
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  Speaker 2: could be on his phone looking up not just how
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  Speaker 2: to change a tire, but more specifically, because this is
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  Speaker 2: how detailed YouTube is entering in her specific make and
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  Speaker 2: model of the v I guarantee you there's a video
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  Speaker 2: for it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, if he's not even trying, if the girl is
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  Speaker 1: asking her dad to walk her through it. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're you're right. But for our age, yes, that was
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  Speaker 1: that was a skill someone needed to show you how
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  Speaker 1: to do because there was no, you know, no YouTube.
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  Speaker 1: But in this day and age, it's like I if
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  Speaker 1: you say you can't cook, I will tell you you're
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  Speaker 1: not trying because unlike before, where you had to actually
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  Speaker 1: read a cookbook and kind of have basic skills to
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  Speaker 1: even get through a recipe, you can go and watch
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  Speaker 1: a video and it will show you how to do
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  Speaker 1: whatever it is needs to be done.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and at a certain point the incompetence becomes weaponized.
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  Speaker 3: That's right. And you can only claim ignorance for so long.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then it's just laziness.
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  Speaker 3: Right to change headlights on a saturn maybe a year ago.
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  Speaker 4: I had never taken a light rig out of a
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  Speaker 4: saturn before, got on the YouTube's, watched a couple of
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  Speaker 4: videos that were two or three minutes long, plopped them out,
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  Speaker 4: put in the new ones. Done, it's all there.
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  Speaker 2: I had to do the same thing because I had
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  Speaker 2: gotten into a fender bender and I needed a new rear.
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  Speaker 3: Lighthousing for my jeep.
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  Speaker 2: Same thing, went online, ordered the part got it sent
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  Speaker 2: watched the video on how to do it, and it's like,
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  Speaker 2: actually surprisingly simple. So I was like, look at me,
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  Speaker 2: go yay. The one thing I will say. And this
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  Speaker 2: is hard for me because if I don't do something repeatedly,
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  Speaker 2: my brain doesn't typically retain it. I feel like most
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  Speaker 2: people are like that, but I'm not sure jumping car batteries,
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  Speaker 2: I don't do it enough to remember the specific order.
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  Speaker 2: So every time I've done it in the last handful
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  Speaker 2: of years, I'm always going online looking up a quick
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  Speaker 2: infographic just to make sure I'm doing it in the
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  Speaker 2: right order. I know, I know what's supposed to go
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  Speaker 2: where on the car and the battery and you know stuff,
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  Speaker 2: but I still have to have that reminder.
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  Speaker 3: Of the order that you do the things.
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  Speaker 2: And I do appreciate some vehicles like mine is one
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  Speaker 2: where it's like here and it points a little arrow
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  Speaker 2: for like the negative post on the frame of the
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  Speaker 2: jeep and it's like here attached here. There was one time, though,
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  Speaker 2: a buddy of mine called to help his wife with
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  Speaker 2: jumping her battery. She had broken down like a mile
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  Speaker 2: or two from their house, and I was close by.
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  Speaker 2: We couldn't figure it out because her car battery was
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: just all fuses.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, I don't know where to.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know where to, I don't know where to
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  Speaker 2: to touch it.
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  Speaker 1: No, yeah, sometimes I held the batteries or in the
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  Speaker 1: trunk or back in the back whatever. But again, technology
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  Speaker 1: has come so far where we had to note you
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  Speaker 1: had to carry jumper cables and then you worry about
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  Speaker 1: hooking up to one car. Now, for fifty bucks, you
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  Speaker 1: can go get a jump box, have it in your car,
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  Speaker 1: and then you just hook it up to your car,
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  Speaker 1: turn it on, boom.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And you don't and you don't need to know the
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  Speaker 2: order in which the jumper cables are supposed to go.
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  Speaker 3: That's all you need to know. I know.
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  Speaker 2: But there's supposed to be an order in which you
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  Speaker 2: put them on and then take them off.
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  Speaker 1: And that's what I'm saying is you're you're absolutely correct.
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  Speaker 1: It's not a deal if you have to hook it
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  Speaker 1: up to one car other you have just one set
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  Speaker 1: and you have red red handle, red black black, you're good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah with the jungles, Yeah, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's it's almost almost stupid proof.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I think the cables are easier than the
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  Speaker 3: jump box. That's that.
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  Speaker 4: But then again I learned how to do all that
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  Speaker 4: on a seventy eight Olds mobile.
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  Speaker 2: Ninety eight Okay, well yeah, and look it for you.
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  Speaker 2: The just the the cables versus the jump box might
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  Speaker 2: be easier, but for for I think for most people,
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  Speaker 2: I think the jump box would probably be there.
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  Speaker 1: And one of the biggest reasons for the jump box
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: is to take the whole deal of it in order
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: it to put them on out of the equation so
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: in the newer cars you don't fry the computer.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: And the most difficult thing, the biggest benefit Jerry of
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: the jump box versus jumper cables is with the jump box,
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: you don't have to depend on somebody else to bring
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: their battery to you.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: You just got it right there. Oh, I got you.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: It's got a capacitor set up to it so that Yeah,
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: if you don't have another car, I understand now. I
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: thought it was just something between you and the other person.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: No, it's it's an entirely solo deal. And it makes
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: it so Jerry, in order to get someone to help
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: you jump your battery, you don't have to depend on No,
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: get you one of those.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Now, there some of them are I mean just a
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: little bit bigger than a cell phone basically, and you
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: just plug in a set of cables. You you charge
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: the thing and then connect them, turn it on, and
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: it even tells you a lot of them will tell
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: you when to start the car.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Or you can also go to TikTok and learn how
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: to do it there. But the problem with that is
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: going to be you might run into someone's idea of
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: sticking their finger in a light socket and licking the
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: car batteries.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: And I did jump it.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: I'd watched that video one hundred times, but I wouldn't
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: recommend doing what was your other or tray, I don't remember.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: All right, so we're all we're all on the same page.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Jason gets dumped immediately.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, especially if these circumcised or uncircumcised. I don't even
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: know which one.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Well, if he tries the if he tries licking the
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: car battery, he might.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, uses foreskin as the post.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: There you go.
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• 22:43
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  Speaker 2: In addition to the Tesla story this week, well that's
• 24:25
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• 24:28
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• 24:32
  Speaker 2: One of the stories we started this week with was
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: the writers that got evacuated off of the Titan at
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: six Flags over Texas over the weekend. That was a
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: big topic for us in here because I would go
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: catatonic if I was told to walk down those steps.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Try.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: He's like, no big deal. Plus, get over, Jerry, where
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: do you fall on that?
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: Sorry?
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: I mean I could do it. I could walk down
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: the stairs. That's no problem, got it?
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Now that you both have said that you would walk
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: down those stairs no problem. I want to read something
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: to you that we got from one of our dear,
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: dear Treehouse listeners to see if this changes your mind
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: at all. Okay, hey Dan, about the Titan story on
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: your show. I used to work at six Flags I'm
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: the Titan about thirteen years ago. It was actually part
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: of our emergency train to climb up the hill in
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: case of an emergency like this. When I was working
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: there in twenty thirteen, one of the steps at the
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: top of the hill was bent down and we were
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: told to Warren riders about the step in case we
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: had to evacuate. I just hope it's been fixed since then.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Henry.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: I feel like it probably has been that. I feel
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: like that would have been a story in and of
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: itself after the evacuation, as people would have gone to
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: the news and gone, oh.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: My god, embarrassing and everyone in front of them.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: Really, the good news is.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: On the whole.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Roller coasters rides at theme parks, they are heavily, heavily
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: regulated and inspected. They are generally very very safe, they
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: have fail safes, and actually what happened at Six Flags
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: over Texas over the weekend. I believe was partly a
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: fail safe because the whole park lost power. And I
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: believe one of the fail safes is if you're on
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: a ride and loses power, it just kind of locks
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: up in place, as opposed to you know, just going
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: we in free falling. So the safety measures in place
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: actually did what they were supposed to do. Someone else,
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: I think, I can't remember if it was Marshall or
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: Mackie had posted on our Patreon with this show saying
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: that you have to have a certain rating as a
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: safety person to have that, like the harnessing that you're
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: supposed to have.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: So like gus I was saying, I don't.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: I would have a hard time getting down those steps
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: unless I was harnessed in, and they were saying it's like, actually,
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: that's kind of a bigger deal. You have to be
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: raided or certified or something on the harnessing to have it,
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: so they don't.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: It's just like here's the railing, just go down.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: So yeah, because the harnessing, like you have to unclip clip,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: unclip clip.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: It really seems like a tall order to get certified
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: on that.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: The harnessing is for when there's no.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Railing, right, which means if I get blown off of
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: the thing and I no longer holding the railing, I
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: can at least dangle New New It's six flags over Texas.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: The dangler.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: Well, don't get blown off.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: You say that, But the video we saw was pretty
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: high winds. It was just fortunate that the winds were
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: blowing towards the railing.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: I don't think you were high enough to blow people off.
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: Blow enough to shake your confidence. That's all I'm saying.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: It wasn't you make it sound like they were walking
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: a tightrope on the way down.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Don't invalidate my fears. Trade heights is a legitimate thing.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: I have actual nightmares like this. I had one a
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: couple of weeks ago, where for some reason, it's usually
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: like a highway, but it's like a highway that is
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: like a roller coaster or like Mario Kart whenever it
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: went three D and you go off a ramp and
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: you're just soaring through the clouds. That's the type of
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: nightmare I have, But it's usually going up the high
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: five in Dallas northbound seventy five or no.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: The one that I'm.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Actually really really really really against but I have to
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: use it is I twenties southbound. I'm sorry, I twenty
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: west going to I thirty five South in Fort Worth,
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: because when you go up that ramp from I twenty
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: to go to thirty five south, that's too damn high.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Like that's that's the exact nightmare I have, except there's
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: no curve.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: It just there's no more road.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: It's like can speed when they have to jump the overpass,
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: except there's nowhere to land, and I just keep on going.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: That's what you have nightmares about some But here's the
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: thing that being said, you wouldn't be on a roller coaster,
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: so this really wouldn't ever happen to you.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: You're right, And that's why I need Jerry to hear this,
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: because Trey I told you this this week. But Jerry,
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: you need to hear it. If you ever, and I
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: mean ever, see me on a roller coaster from now on,
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: that is against my will.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: And Jerry, I told Dan, if he has a stroke,
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: that's where he's gonna end up in the front seat.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: You some more, but we'll tie it our arms together
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: so we can go where he'll go.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: You mother, I said it when you said that the
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: other day, and I'm going to say it again now
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: you but thinking about it and pulling myself out of
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: that situation and looking at it objectively, that's really good
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: and funny.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: We'll even give the person behind you one of those
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: like the mass they were during COVID, so when your
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: drool is coming, you know, going back, that they'll be protected.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, one of the COVID masks plus one of those
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Bill Lambier face shields.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the face shield that's oh.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: All right, Today is Thursday, May twenty first, twenty twenty six.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: That celebrate today with some birthdays. Uh go t.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: A got yet, got ye, got ye.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: Got He's forty six.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: I believe, I believe that's a musical artist.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: A problem with that name is every time I hear
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: it or see it, really see it, when I see
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: it in print, it reminds me of like one of
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: the worst Internet images from back in the day. Oh
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: goat see. Yep, thank you, Jerry. You know what I'm
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: talking about?
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: Trade trade?
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Do you remember goat see?
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: No?
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Oh good, I'm really I'm really trying to decide if
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: I want to look it up in the show.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: I'm good, I'm full well.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: I mean you can close your eyes. It's basically just
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: to see if Trey is really curious to see it.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: What is it?
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: All right? He asked.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: It's one of those things people tell you should never
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: look up, and then you get curious and you look
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: it up and you understand why they told you should
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: never have looked it up.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, are we talking about two girls want cut
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: type of.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: Crap sort of yeah, Lemon party, yeah, right up there
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: with those.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: This is one of those where it's I'm afraid to
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: click on stuff.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: Because I'm afraid I'm gonna catch a virus.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: I found it.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: I found it. I found it. Oh god, that's not it.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: I'm still going to catch a virus. Oh god. Okay, there,
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: it is all right. If you were watching this video,
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: are we doing this?
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: I don't think I can.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: I think I don't. Uh, I know what I'll do.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: I don't want to.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: Let's just move on, Jerry, will you text it to
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Tray please?
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: If it's that bad, I don't want to infect my computer.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: So well, that's why I'm thinking, like, we'll see if
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: we go to the phone, it won't be so bad.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: Hang on.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Mmmm.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: Everyone's like come on, people, why don't we use the
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: wayback machine? All right, hang on, trade, don't look at
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: your phone yet. All right, let's jump back in the
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: way back.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: Machine and show Tray the image of Goatsy the original photograph.
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: All right, Trey, you can look.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. Yeah.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: Actually, I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure Jesus would disapprove.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: I bet you never wanted to get back to birthdays more.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: What were y'all looking at? Where that was?
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: Dude?
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: It was the early two thousands. I mean, this was
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: the kind of stuff that got passed around.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: Jerry was right.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: This is one of the og shock images of the
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: early twenty first century. Tub girl goat see Lemon party
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: and then a few years later that's when you got
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: two girls one cup.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: H Yeah.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Could I could have again something else? I could have
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: gone my life without saying.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Well, now you know, and like g I Joe said, no,
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: he is half the battle.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: All Right, I need a quick cleanser here.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Let me get back to actual like good birthdays for
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Russa balk Is fifty two. She was really good as
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: Adam Sandler's girlfriend and water boy.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, yep.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: She was also in that what was the Witch's movie
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: back in the nineties. Jerry, I have a feeling you've
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: seen it. It was like four girls practical practical magic. No,
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: that's different. That was Sandra Bullock and.
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: M are you talking about? Yeah, that was the Disney
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: one that they made the sequel to not too long ago.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: And that's that's hocus pocus, not like the teen Girls
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: like that. They were like the little the Craft think
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: you tray the Craft?
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: Never saw that one?
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: Really. Yeah, of all the movies that Trey and I
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: have seen and you have not, that is not one
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: I would have thought. I would have thought that you
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: were in the theater seeing that with a girlfriend. Judge
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Reinhold sixty nine years old today.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, got arrested in Dallas a hand full of years ago.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: I was about to say, has he been on any
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: tirerades lately?
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: Just the sad thing is I don't remember what he
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: was arrested for, and since it was before they did
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: Beverly Hills Cop four, I don't think it was for that.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: M I don't think unless unless DPD got a screener.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: And finally, the great Mister T, the one and Only
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Mister T slash Club or lang Is seventy four.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: It's a happy birthday to mister T.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: I can't remember I remember the Beverly Hills cop for
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: being eh, I don't remember it being horrible. I think
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: I honestly, I think the water Boy two sets such
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Happy Go More too set such a low
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: bar for the sequel game.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: That, especially especially when there's been a huge gap.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean yeah.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Backdraft two will always be one of the maybe the top,
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: just god awful sequels ever done. And if you haven't
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: seen it, just count yourself lucky.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: I didn't even know it was a thing.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, count yourself lucky, unless Hollywood decides to go with
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: my idea for taking two, in which case there might
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: be a new king of sequel flops.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Billy Baldwin and a a very sad couple
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: of scenes with Donald Sutherland, and that everything else is
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: just crap. I mean, I mean the whole movie's crap.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: I mean it's just awful. And Donald Sutherland's acting was awful,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: script awful that I have just no just awful, Yes,
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: just awful.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: It really is. If like at one point I had
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: totally I had somehow forgotten that backdraft to even existed,
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: and I'm trying to get back to that headspace.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but the original still so good. I watched it
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago. Still hits.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: It was also the slogan for my bachelor party between
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: me and Trey still hits, No you go, we go,
• 38:39
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• 39:37
  Speaker 3: A right here we go.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: All right, we've talked about this last couple of days
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: inside the treehouse at all started a late grapevine the
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: video of a man driving around or actually on driving around,
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: but floating around Lake Lewisville, and we have new information
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: now on that situation. According to Fox fora Texas man
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: has been arrested after driving his cyber truck into Lake
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: Grapevine to test wade mode. Now this is stuff or
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: you're like, man, I wish this was made up because
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: it's so stupid.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: But it's not.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: And honestly, the thing that's most surprising about this.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Bro I told you all he's talking about it.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Is the age of the man that got arrested. The
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: driver was identified as Jimmy Jack McDaniel. He's one of
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: the white haired fellas you see in that video and
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: his mugshot matches see white. He was arrested in charge
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: with operating a vehicle in a closed section of a
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: park or lake, having no valid boat registration and numerous
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: water safety equipment violations. So not can you not park there,
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: but you can't boat there either.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: Brilliant.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Here's what amazes me is that the cyber truck lasted
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: as long as it did. I felt like he went
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: out there, he could have got back to shore and
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: been like successful test. But I think it feel like
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: he kept pushing his luck into deeper and deeper water
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: when it got submerged.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: Which wade mode not boat mode.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: It's a vast difference between those two things.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: I do like how Fox four kind of just twists
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: the knife a little bit in their article because at
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: the end they say, like the whole article is like
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: what we know, Right at the end they say, what.
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: We don't know?
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: It remains unclear exactly what, mister. It remains unclear exactly
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: what McDaniel hoped to accomplish by driving into the.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Lake ensurance money.
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: It's actually brilliant.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: I hate this cyber truck so much I'm going to
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: drive it into the lake. But in order to be
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: convincing with the insurance, I have to remain in the vehicle. No, yeah,
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: because you can't just drive it into the lake.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: Let it go like you know, with like a like
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: a brick on the pedal kind of thing.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Isn't yet, It's like, I have gap insurance. That's the
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: only way I'm ever going to get paid off on
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: this this car. Let's go test out wage mode. Otherwise
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: it's not worth it. I am upside down and inside
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: out in that.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: Car almost literally.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: So now now we know the whole story behind the
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: man driving his cyber truck into Grapevine Lake.
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: I mean it's I've never seen a cyber truck look
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: more like a like a like a dumpster. Ever, the
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: way that guy was crawling out of it, it was
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: it was like a raccoon trying to get out of
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: it after getting into the fermented fruit at the bottom
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: of it.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or this is you know why rednecks should never
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: have ebs.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: So Lake Grapevine wasn't the only lake to see some
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: action over the last handful of days, because Lake Lewisville
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: decided to get in on the news cycle as well.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: A pipe bomb was found at Lake Lewisville a handful
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: of days ago, and not just by any normal guy.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: Oh no, this was a guy. And this is by
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: a guy who touts himself as a treasure Hunterville.
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: Are looking for fish. Michael Ryder is looking for treasure.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, what type of person does this Someone who
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: loves finding treasure bottle.
• 43:51
  Speaker 9: Cap old coins while he was on the hunt.
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: Mundane, you're a popular swimming.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I know, I know, trey drive you nuts,
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: stop and start stuff, but they really need to be
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: pointed out of all the places to look for treasure,
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Lake Lewisville really.
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: Buy caps, old coins, lost relics.
• 44:13
  Speaker 9: But while he was on the hunt Mundane, You're a
• 44:15
  Speaker 9: popular swimming area, something found him.
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: I'm like, man, that thing is big, and I just
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: start kicking it.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: Into the sand scoop into the metal sand scoop looks like.
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: A top of a fence post.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: Every movie I've ever seen that had a pipe bomb,
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: that's what a pipe bomb looks like.
• 44:30
  Speaker 9: Now, at this point of the story, most people would
• 44:32
  Speaker 9: have put the bomb right back down where they found
• 44:34
  Speaker 9: it and called police.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: But not this idiot.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: That looks like a pipe bomb. Let me kick it
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: for a moment.
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: Writer considered that briefly.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: Or do I do what a stupid person would have
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: done and run through the lake holding it up like
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: the Olympic torch and they're bolm I trip over a rock.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: I don't see.
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: Yes, while carrying a possible pipe bomb.
• 44:58
  Speaker 9: He fell into the lake, then called nine one, and
• 45:02
  Speaker 9: the Denton bomb Squad was eventually called out.
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: It was vill Fleas. It might have been part of
• 45:07
  Speaker 5: a growing trend where.
• 45:08
  Speaker 9: People use the explosion to kill fish and then scoop
• 45:11
  Speaker 9: them up.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: And I hope you made this pipe bomb?
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: Are watching this video, you're a stupid person.
• 45:18
  Speaker 9: The Denton bomb Squad was able to safely detonate the explosive.
• 45:21
  Speaker 9: While some people have been calling Writer a hero for
• 45:24
  Speaker 9: discovering the device, Writer disagrees strongly.
• 45:27
  Speaker 8: That doesn't make me hero.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: What makes me an idiot?
• 45:29
  Speaker 9: Writer says he has two missions, making sure he keeps
• 45:32
  Speaker 9: the lake safe and find the pieces of the pipe
• 45:35
  Speaker 9: bomb he wants held.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: At least, he's self aware that.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: We have a new North Texas hero.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: We wanted.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: He's going to do it, but it's the one we deserve.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: That is the evolution of the people that found Columbia Wreckage.
• 45:59
  Speaker 6: Right underround, ladies and gentlemen, idiot man of Lake Louisville,
• 46:15
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