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RHOBH: " Esophaganza" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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  Drama Darling, Drama, Darling, Drama, Darling. Hello, everybody,
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  Happy Thursday. It's Drama Darling. It's me Amy Phillips joining me is Emily
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  jeresis Hello, em Hi, Hi Hi. Loving your ventured sweater. I
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  love it so much. It's a green jewel tone for the holiday. Those
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  of you who are listening and not watching, I am trying to pull myself
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  together. You know, just as we were discussing before the podcast started.
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  You know, twenty twenty four is going to bring in not just T shirts
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  and sweatshirts. You know, in the podcast, I'm going to really try
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  and pull myself together a little more. And you know, juse it up
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  a little if you will, me too. And what do you mean I
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  like to do? Is over promised ahead of the new year? Yes,
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  so get ready for it. Yes, you're gonna get some great looks from
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  January eighth through the twenty eighth, and then I'll just go downhill from there.
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  You know just what it'll be. That's what we can promise. We
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  can indeed, happy holidays. Everyone is everyone feeling the holiday spirits. I
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  am. I have a very important errand to run, which is right after
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  the show. I've got to run over to Pottery Barn and get some martini
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  glasses, because here's the thing. My mom was like, what do you
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  want for Christmas? I just don't know what to get you. And I
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  was like, no problem, give me a second, you know. And
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  as I mentioned, I had the greatest martini of my life at the Jeff
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  Lewis Free V Hollywood House Lift season two party, in which I had to
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  stalk Shane down and say, please tell me all of the increased in this
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  martini, from you know, to the olives, to the vodka to what
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  have you, to which I do have the information, and I am poised
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  to spend my holiday drinking these martinis with blue cheese hand stuff, blue cheese
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  olives, which I'm prepared to do. And I don't have proper martini glasses.
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  I will say, I've got the big ones, you know, but
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  they're just too cumbersome. I don't have the cupboard space to have them accessible
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  to me at all times because they're just so tall and cumbersome. Plus they're
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  such a dangerous risk around baby Dworter. So I decided I wanted to get
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  the low, the low ones, you know, the stemless, the low
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  ones. That's the stemless Martini Glas stemless one. I was just thinking how
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  much I love a stem, But go on, I do love a stem,
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  Emily, Don't get me wrong. I love a stem. But I
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  need to be practical because around the holidays, I'm telling you, Madeline uh
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  Ganelli is uh. She's you know, she's got happy feet. She knocks
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  things over, you know what I mean. And so I just worry with
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  Like I know, I've already recruited my mom in to drink Martini's with me.
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  I'm sure my dad will join when they're here. So it's like,
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  I gotta be prepared. I can't have like long stem Martini glasses floating around
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  the house that you know my parents aren't. I can't. You guys,
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  you have a garage for days, just go out in the garage and stand
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  there and drink them out there. It's a great idea. Actually, don't
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  get me. Don't get any punny ideas in my head. I would love
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  to go out to my garage and drink all day. I mean, that
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  is what I would love to do. So, but I gotta cook.
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  I gotta cook, you know, I want. I love to cook around
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  your slid plate. Put a hot plate out there. I got in a
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  hot plate a see you guys later. Mom is in the garage drinking Martini's
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  and cooking on a hot plate. Don't worry, I'll have a fire extinguisher
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  next to me just in case things. So anyway, I'm online and I
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  see these pottery barn They're like a plaid, like they're etched plaid, and
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  they are just so cute, and I was like, these are the ones
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  set of four. So but the problem is is they're just not available online
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  and they're only available in stores because this glassware is selling like hotcakes. So
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  I call my local show picture show, uh, picture show picture Okay.
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  So so then I go and I call the Valencia Mall here in Santa Clarita.
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  Heard of it. Pottery barn plaid etched Martini glasses. This is me
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  talking into my phone. Okay. So and they have them in stock.
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  They have them, they're holding them there for you. Thank you, Emily,
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  thank you. So this is love, that is lucky. Actually,
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  this is the regular glassware that came up. See how they're etched. If
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  you're watching this on Patreon, I love an edged glass. Oh my god,
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  Emily has an etched glass right now. See I love those but uh
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  so, yes, so they're like that, but they but they're flat,
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  Yeah you mean like the Yeah, here are the Martina glasses. See,
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  I got it, God, I got it. Stems. They look like
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  upside down lampshades. I think those are very right. Hat they are happening
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  right now because they totally are her bucket hat is their fucking hat upside down
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  Sunset Tower had stemless Martini glasses. Yes, they are the thing now.
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  But also everybody loves the the stemless wine glass, and I get it,
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  especially bar where it's a hard thing to the man. Do I love a
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  stem? I love a stem And you know what I do love. I
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  love a coop And I hate to get all you know, Patricia, all
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  to you, but I do love I love a champagne coo. I love
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  those types of things. So, yeah, that being said, I got
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  a rush over there. I got to secure my Martini glasses and wrap up
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  that present for myself, put it under the tree. But I'm in a
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  holiday spirit. But I also you know, as you guys know, the
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  Drama Darling hotline has been open for the holidays for you guys to leave your
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  messages on what your Housewives holiday wish is. If you like to do that,
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  there's still time. You can call right now, leave a voicemail seven
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  four seven three two two one two eight eight. I will put it in
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  the podcast notes. But this is for what what is your holiday house Wives
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  wish? Like? Who do you want to come back to the show?
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  What show do you want to be canceled? What show do you want to
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  come back? What you know? What have you? As we listen to
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  the other day, Uh, there was someone who just wanted Bethany to go
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  away. I think that was their holiday wish, right, Yes, so
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  we've got another one. We've got John in Newport. Let's take listen to
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  what John and Newport's Hoffswives holiday wish is? Hey, Amy, what's up.
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  It's John from Newport Beach. Love your podcast, and I think my
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  holiday wish is. I really want to see more Denise Richards on Beverly Hills.
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  I think that's what we're gonna see going forward. I hope, I
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  hope, I hope they need to just bring her back as a main cast
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  member because she's extremely fun to watch. You never know what's gonna happen.
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  She's kind of not built for reality television, which sort of works because I
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  think she's The whole thing with Dorie was she was overly concerned that theive was
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  trying to call something and make her look bad or do something. I don't
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  know, but that was so great. I know you've probably just talked about
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  that on that week's edition of The Real Housewives. Haven't listened yet, but
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  I'm going to. But anyway, I want to wish you a very very
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  happy holiday season and happy new Year, and just we'll keep listening to your
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  podcast. It's fantastic. You make us laugh all the time. That's which
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  is take care. Bye. Thank you John and Newport to been with me
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  for so long. I mean, you guys, you darlings are about as
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  loyal af and I appreciate you listening on these public podcasts as well as over
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  on Patreon. If you're not following me there, please subscribe. It's you
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  know, it's the end of the year, but there are so many shows
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  on that it's hard to put them all on public, so you got to
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  have a space for that. It's a community of incredible darlings who connect on
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  Patreon, who leave amazing comments, who we just we have a great time.
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  So patreon dot com backslash drama Darling is where you can find me over
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  there. Emily and I are going to be talking about Beverly Hills today,
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  of course, but before we do that, we have a little dished serve
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  up for you guys. Also, this is just in that pottery barn thing
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  was not an ad. I just want you all to know I just found
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  a quality martini glass and uh, BPA free and lead free, and uh
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  that's where I find him. You know what's so funny too. When I
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  was reading it was like BPA free, lead free, and I just remember,
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  like, you know, I'm a child of like I was born in
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  the seventies, but in the eighties I remember my parents being like, these
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  are just some gorgeous lead glass glasses, you know what I mean. And
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  I'm just like, oh my god, what were we drinking out of?
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  Like you know what I mean? Like, no, wonder we all have
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  cancer. It's like, Lord, We're like, look at these gorgeous crystal
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  lead everything. Yeah, these are some just great stemless asbestos martini glasses.
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  Oh. Anyway, so first piece of news again in the theme of holiday
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  we love Kathy Hilton's hell parties. We actually went on a real tangent the
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  other day about Kathy and how many parties she has. Annie Sharp, who
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  does my my reels now for my social media, just cut together us ranting
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  about Kathy's holiday parties. If you want to see that, it's over on
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  my Instagram meeting Phillips. But Kathy posted like tips for the holiday, so
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  I'm just going to in real time play this for my phone on because it's
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  her. It's like one of her reels. So let's just take a listen
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  to what Kathy's tips are. Okay, here we go. All my holiday
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  tips would be when you're doing a big party, I think it's kind of
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  fun to do a buffet, and what we do is we just placed round
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  tables out in the way. Here we do turkey, ham mashed potatoes,
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  just a holiday feast with many different desserts, and people really love it so
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  food. We want so do more tables out there. Just tables can get
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  at very expensive. I enjoy crafting and making these reefs, little dogs,
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  Kay's rich flowers. I amuse them sometimes with a candle in the middle,
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  like a couple of them, or I will scatter them around. I've burned
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  the place down. We've got one of those styrofoam tones at Michael's and blue
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  those on. Also, I do these as arrangements on the table. Boom
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  done. I don't have to worry about it. You don't have to worry
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  about anything. People enjoy their cozy They're not stuffy, fun mix of people,
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  all ages, children, dogs running around. I think you want to
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  make people feel really comfortable, and if you're relaxed, your guests can be
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  relax That's right. I mean, it's true. Everyone's there. I mean
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  except for us, you know, but people do a lot to We're going
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  to start to get a little offended. Kathy, everyone is there, Emily
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  everyone well, I mean it's noticeable who's not. But yes, noticing that
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  we aren't there, I notice that, yep. I just you know,
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  I do know that she loves crafting. I do know she likes making those
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  vintage wreaths. You know, remember how she was like, oh yeah,
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  and this is this is one of Kim's childhood tooths. Loads of teeth that
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  I phoned. I always used to keep Kim's teeth and I just like to
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  upcycle them, put them in the reef. Anyway, just wild. We
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  just love a Kathy holiday theme. Now into darker things, shall we?
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  Oh my god, Emily, are you yeah? My phone foul? My
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  phone foul. Everybody knows, we all know that's all You ever drop your
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  phone on your face? That's the worst. Yeah, oh yeah. A
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  short phone fall of any kind is terrible. Long phone fall, fine,
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  it's gonna be fine. There's not gonna be a crack. You won't get
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  hurt. But short like holding it over your head and dropping it, or
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  like one foot from the ground, shattered, shatter. All right, let's
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  get into some dark news. Okay, I feel like I need some like
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  dramatic music. Actually this kind of makes it seem funny, so I'm gonna
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  take it off, all right. Yeah. Well, what ended up hitting
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  TMZ yesterday is the bodycam footage from a recent altercation. I say, police
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  call to Kim and Kroy's house. And this happened on November twentieth, so
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  I'm sure you all have seen it because everyone's reposting it. And it's the
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  police officer walking up Kroy. He's approaching Kroi. So he approaches Kroi first.
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  There may be another officer or it's the same officer that goes and talks
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  to Kim and she's in a car. They are separated. At this point,
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  someone called the police. We did find out. I believe that it
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  was Brial that called. That's what I saw later, and Kroi is losing
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  his shit, saying things like she's like, you can't talk your you know,
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  I have no life. I have no life. But there's no house,
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  there's no money. She's crazy, she's fucking other men. She wants
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  a divorce one day, she doesn't the next. I don't know what's going
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  on. I have no life. Like he is just losing it, and
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  it is really really sad, really horrific, really awful. And then you
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  go to Kim and she's in the car and she's like, Croy is just
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  I'm just trying. I just said I wanted to get a divorce. And
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  then you're just talking like a crazy person. And then she's crying and she's
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  like, I came back from getting my hair done and I'm like, oh
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  my god, you know, it's the kids are there, they're young.
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  It's it's a horrible situation. Like no more jokes, you know, Like
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  as much as I joke about the Kim thing all day volume up. This
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  was like, really, he shows you the darkness of what's going on.
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  Emily thoughts on where you're at with this recent video, Well I kind of
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  felt well also what Croy was saying with like she's just using this, this
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  is just for her to like use in terms of the spectacle of it,
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  Like I felt like he's in the nightmare and he can't get out, and
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  he's trying to tell the officer like I am living in a fun house at
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  a carnival and I cannot get out of this thing. And then at the
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  same time, like, yeah, you have to take in his size and
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  his strength, and so it's like I would be afraid if I was Kim
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  for sure. But I'm also like everybody just like because this was a while
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  ago, right, November of twentieth wasn't that lot, But I mean,
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  yeah, since November twentieth, I mean, I don't I'm not going to
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  take the time to do it, but they've definitely been together and doing stuff,
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  and I don't know if it's like I mean, he's just holding on
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  for dear life, just trying to get through one day at a time.
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  They both are right and whatever reason, like I can't. I just I
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  don't know. I don't know why we're so interested in them. It wasn't
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  like they were that interesting when they were on TV. And now they're a
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  hot mess train wreck and that's what's This type of stuff is what takes it
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  to the next level. Same Yeah, but it's the same train wreck over
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  and over again. It's like sometimes I just wasn't giving it like credit as
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  if it were that bad, you know what I mean, Oh, it's
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  really bad. This is what made me realize like, Okay, this is
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  really bad. Like I knew it was bad, I just didn't know.
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  I don't know. Well, it says a lot when the kids called too,
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  and we did know that the kids called that one in and to see
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  that, Yeah, also their denial that the kids knew what was like they
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  were outside, It's like, are you kidding? Everybody's kids hurt because this
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  He said, what do you Kroy said, what are you doing here?
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  Why are you even here? And he's like the kids one of the kids
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  called, He's like which one. It's like he's like, they were outside
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  when this is going on. I'm like, yeah, and you're outside screaming
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  your head off. Yeah, Wow, it's traumatic and I don't know why,
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  Like I mean, I hate to say it, but I don't know
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  why. It's every day with these two and I don't understand how like TMZ
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  and everybody keeps picking up the story and then like, in a way,
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  I feel like it fuels Kim. I kind of wish that people wouldn't give
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  this stuff air, Like I know that I am right now, Well I'm
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  making you it's not your fault. No, no, no, I would
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  have I would want I would have talked about it. But then I'm thinking,
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  like this is like Kim's Kim needs the constant chaos of it all.
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  Yeah, she needs chaos, and yeah, I just I don't know.
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  It is a mess. He keeps saying she's a narcissist, narcissist, and
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  I'm like, yeah, well we all knew that. You know. It's
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  kind of going back to your bish therapist too, talking about like her posts
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  the hardest stroke stroke, yeah, yeah, stroke. So I don't know.
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  I think there's a lot to unpack there, but like we just keep
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  getting the fireworks and they're the same exact fireworks. It's like I've seen this,
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  this is what's we know when you think about like, I wonder if
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  they haven't mentioned anything about CPS, But at this point, I would not
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  be surprised if CPS has been called, which is terrifying. Well, but
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  like CPS can be called, like that doesn't necessarily mean anything. Yeah,
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  you're right. You know a lot of the time CPS is called and then
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  years go by when there's like real abuse going on and you know, nothing
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  is done. And it's also like what both of them are, like,
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  you know, there were reliable adults to the kids. So you know,
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  I'm sure if CPS has been called, I'm sure. I'll go ahead and
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  say I'm ninety nine percent sure that they've been called, Like a fan could
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  have called, Like I'm just saying it, like anyone could call them.
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  So I can't imagine they're getting to this case that quickly. But it's also
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  because all they're all so overworked. But yes, I don't think there would
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  be any consequences to that. She was running outside in her robe, yelling
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  and screaming to the neighbors that she was scared of Croy, Right, yeah,
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  I believe that. How would you like to be keivin Croy's neighbor?
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  Oh my God, I would move. Wow, I mean that's extreme.
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  I what if you couldn't move, I'd be like this great family lives next
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  to her enjoy. Would you rather live in a haunted house or sure haunted?
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  For sure haunted? How about you? Because then I'm not responsible for
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  seeing, hearing, or knowing anything your about is going out like, I
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  would not want to live in a haunted house. I would prefer to live
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  next to kimm and Croy. And I would never turn the lights on towards
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  the front, never to keep your TV really loud and just see they would
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  not know I was home. I would leave in and out the back door.
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  I would I would be living undercover again what alife? But I don't
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  want to move. I got a great deal in this house and it's not
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  haunted like my old house. Well, come on over to mine, o
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  boy, Okay, Well we have to talk about Beverley Hills, which is
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  really heating up. Where it's my hobbi dah. I kind of cleaned out
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  my whole thing yesterday. Oh no, oh, here it is. Here's
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  my hobba dah oh hoba dah. Yeah. Yeah, so here we are.
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  We're going to talk about Beverly Hills, and I also want to give
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  you a heads up that when we get to the esophagus part, I have
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  a lot of darlings who messaged me, and I picked some, not all
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  because we won't have time, but I've got several different messages from a lot
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  of people, some in which of which are nurses, a nurse, anestetist
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  in the medical field, someone who some people who have dealt with this,
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  like so, I've got a lot of people who were up in my GMS
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  that I've One of those darlings is in Teddy Mellencamp. Right, No,
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  no, okay, good, Yeah, she did speak to that, right
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  she said something. Oh yeah, oh people are past. Yeah, I
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  saw somebody online. Somebody sent this to me that somebody's calling her, uh
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  John mellen Camp's son in law's wife. They're not even people do not like
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  her. They just I do like her. I haven't heard what. I
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  haven't heard exactly what she's just what she said. I like her old choice,
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  which is probably why I don't want to I don't want to listen.
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  But all right, so let's just start at the beginning of Beverly Hills.
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  Okay, Sutton, we know is planning for her stores anniversary party it's been
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  four years, and she's like, I did it all by myself. And
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  it's like the producer goes, oh, so you didn't use any of your
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  spouse's money to like keep her, and she's like, oh yeah, dude,
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  Well now I had an issue with that because she said that she hasn't
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  worked for seventeen years and she was a mother for seventeen years. Also,
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  you know, we've talked about this and I ended up looking it up like
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  she was with her husband way before he was he launched into this like mega
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  tier of wealth, Like she helped him every step of the way. She
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  might not have been in the boardroom, but that spousal support is there to
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  be like the work that you did to get him where he is and to
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  have functional kids and all that. And so I'm like, spousal support is
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  back pay in my mind, like it's like you're getting paid for the for
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  what you did. So for that question bothered me a little bit. Well,
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  I think there are two separate issues because I completely agree with you.
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  I think that she deserves every penny of the spousal support she gets, and
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  I think, hooray cheers to that. So that in and of itself,
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  to me is a separate issue when she is saying, I have this business,
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  I've done it all myself, and I understand her funding it with that
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  money is hers and that's your point. But what I think is more more
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  the issue is that like, but you've done it yourself from it should have
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  been rewarded, Like were you able to support your store based on the stores
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  you know, incoming money, you know, like all of the money that
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  you made from the store, And the answer is no, because you had
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  to dip into your own pocket. Oh okay, I thought what he was
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  saying was did you capitalize the store on your own? Like you didn't have
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  private investors, which, by the way, like I this is probably a
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  smart business decision to not spend your own money to get a bunch of investors
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  with yourself. But okay, and then I so I thought, that's what
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  like the initial nest egg up at all? But what I am curious,
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  are you profitable? Yeah, that's a great question. Profit is the word
• 24:47
  that I could not been going to save my life. So that so that
• 24:52
  is like the privilege of being rich that you can do whatever you want.
• 24:56
  Yeah, you can have a successful business because you're never going to go under
• 25:00
  because you can just pay for it to be open. So that's yeah,
• 25:03
  that's the issue that I have in the sense that it's like, well,
• 25:07
  you've been open for four years, not because you're profiting so well that and
• 25:11
  you're such an incredible business I don't want you to take it away from ever,
• 25:12
  like you're not around for four years because you're such an incredible business person
• 25:18
  that you were able to keep the doors open based on how well you're selling
• 25:22
  and profiting, profiting, profiting. It has nothing to do with that has
• 25:25
  to do with the fact that like, she sells a few pieces, but
• 25:27
  she's keeping the doors open because she's rich and she can pay the rent and
• 25:33
  keep the doors open with her own money. That has nothing to do with
• 25:37
  the profit from the business. So I did think it was a shady question
• 25:41
  because it sounds like her spouse is the one that's taking care of the business.
• 25:44
  So to your point, I agree with that. And then from a
• 25:47
  business point, all the people out there who have businesses that are like cannot
• 25:52
  keep the doors open because it's so hard. I feel you, you know
• 25:56
  what I mean, I feel you it's making it look like it's so easy
• 26:00
  for her to do because of her hard work, and it's just not that.
• 26:03
  Right that being said, and I'm not sure who said this, but
• 26:07
  Erica was like, she didn't have to do this. She didn't have to,
• 26:08
  like, you know, do something that is a female owned business,
• 26:15
  and like try to spend her time doing something in this in this field of
• 26:19
  work. And there's definitely kudos to that. So all that said, it's
• 26:25
  not a perfect scenario, it's not a perfectly honest scenario, but it is
• 26:29
  what it is. Well, it's a scenario, be honest. It's just
• 26:33
  that she's not going into the details. And you know, Sutton never wants
• 26:38
  details from people, and people to be personal and give very personal details about
• 26:44
  their personal business. So I think it's okay to be hands off with Sutton
• 26:47
  about her business. I'm like, let's ask some fucking follow up questions of
• 26:52
  Sutton here, Like she goes in on everyone. I'd like, okay,
• 26:56
  name sure, marriage, name them marriage, name him, name him,
• 27:03
  name him, I'm a business woman, name him. Oh my god.
• 27:08
  It was funny when the party planner came in and was like talking and stuff
• 27:11
  like that, and she was like, well, you know, I'm just
• 27:14
  four years and da da. He's like, it's a story. It's like
• 27:18
  so funny. I love the dramatics. It's a story. Was it was
• 27:22
  it Avi? Or was it the party planner? Was it av? Oh?
• 27:23
  That's so funny, he chimes in, it's a story. It's just
• 27:29
  so good because I'm like, I love the dramatics and he's just so funny,
• 27:34
  you know. He he really absorbs all the worry out of anybody else
• 27:40
  in the room. Shotting him be your assistant would be panic inducing inducing in
• 27:45
  many ways, and I'm starting to understand why. She's like, ahv stop
• 27:49
  telling me what to do, but your shoes on, your shoes, don't
• 27:55
  touch that wreath, don't touch that wreath. I love it. He's just
• 27:56
  like completely wound, so tight. I'm a oested. Yeah, I do
• 28:02
  like him a lot. Yeah, I hope that he stays. Yeah,
• 28:06
  he's great. Crystal calls Kyle. Uh no, Crystal calls Sutton about Kyle,
• 28:14
  and Crystal can't even like look alive on the FaceTime because Sutton's like,
• 28:19
  she's like huh and she's like, oh my god, what's wrong. I'm
• 28:22
  thinking Holy thought. She was crying. Yeah, she's like just tired.
• 28:27
  I'm like, lady, I'm sorry, but this episode really sealed it for
• 28:33
  me. If I was a house wife, I would be Crystal to the
• 28:37
  ends of the earth, just even like her being so annoyed with Dereitt confronting
• 28:41
  her, like and just being like I'm bored, Like that's why I can't
• 28:47
  be and I'm like, I'm bored with you. I know. Well,
• 28:51
  I'm telling you, darlings, I would be Crystal to the ends of the
• 28:55
  earth. No, you would not know, you wouldn't. I would be
• 29:00
  seeing through the cracks. No, you wouldn't. You wouldn't. I might
• 29:03
  be in a workout scene where I can get introduced and you see where I
• 29:07
  live. You want to be a friend of, is what you're saying.
• 29:11
  I want to be a friend of. But I'm just saying if something happened
• 29:15
  and I ended up as a wife, I would be like calling shit out
• 29:19
  exactly like Crystal, and I would be in the shadows and I would last
• 29:23
  one season. So hats off to Crystal. Yeah, hats off. Please
• 29:33
  leave. No, I'm kidding, you can leave. So Sutton thinks that
• 29:41
  Kyle and Durie's accusations about her drinking is ludicrous, and she brings at the
• 29:47
  point that this could hurt her custodial arrangement, and I was like, bullshit,
• 29:52
  Oh bullshit what Oh? I was like, that's actually a really good
• 29:56
  point. Why because she'd have to show that she was an incompetent parent,
• 30:03
  and she's not an incompetent parent, Like I think, like you'd be pretty
• 30:07
  hard. Like it is, well, in the state of California, it
• 30:11
  seems to be very hard to lose custody of your child in terms of and
• 30:15
  even if you do have a substance abuse issue, if you lose custody for
• 30:19
  like even like a year, you get it at the end of that year.
• 30:23
  You get a chance to get your kids back. Yeah, you don't
• 30:26
  want to risk that. I mean, if you're in a television show,
• 30:29
  someone's accusing you of being an alcoholic, but alcoholics don't lose custody of their
• 30:33
  kids. It's like, she's not like she's not living dangerous. They do.
• 30:38
  They do lose custody because of that. Mary, when not in like
• 30:42
  this situation. I mean, she'd have to show major incompetence and I don't
• 30:47
  think that she has shown that. Yeah, but if the ball starts rolling.
• 30:51
  I think is her worry And I get that. I mean, I
• 30:53
  think it's a stretch. I think she's just trying to like be like,
• 30:57
  how dare you this is about my kids? Now you've talked about my kids,
• 31:02
  and it's like, no, buddy. Also, her kid is in
• 31:06
  She's using an excuse, is what you're saying. Yeah, her youngest kids
• 31:08
  in high school, so he can choose where he wants to live anyway.
• 31:12
  So well, I was thinking it won't matter. All you need to do
• 31:15
  is hang on for a couple of years and nothing will happen in a couple
• 31:18
  of years anyway, So you're fine. Yeah, I mean I think in
• 31:22
  California it's at fourteen you can decide which parent you want to live with.
• 31:26
  So yeah, but it also has to be court ordered. Yeah, But
• 31:30
  like Sutton's attorney's great. I know her husband's attorney's great. I love her.
• 31:33
  You're just so not worried that, like the alcoholic won't effect a custody
• 31:38
  arrangement. I think it's I'm not a lawyer, but I have been basically
• 31:44
  a paralegal in a friend or two's divorces in California, and they one of
• 31:49
  them was where any of them are alcoholics? Uh, drug abuse? Okay,
• 31:56
  and please don't tell me that they had custody of the kids. Yeah,
• 32:00
  well that's not good. No, and it and it was fought to
• 32:02
  the ends of the earth and the parent will get another crack at it at
• 32:09
  the end of the year. So it's like, yeah, and they still
• 32:13
  get visitation and everything like that. And I'm telling you it was to the
• 32:15
  extreme, like insanely documented, and that is that is it's important to have
• 32:23
  both parents involved in California, So I think some and that is with not
• 32:31
  Sutton's caliber of a lawyer. So I don't know. I mean, I
• 32:37
  could be just using examples that I know of, but I just don't see
• 32:40
  that happening for Sutton. I see her making it a thing. And yet
• 32:45
  it's not a great look. I agree, but I don't think she's gonna
• 32:47
  lose. I mean, what where they're like, don't talk about me like
• 32:55
  this. I this could I could risk you know, custody. This has
• 33:00
  come up before. I can't think of what it is. But but it's
• 33:04
  also like, again, the kids aren't little, little little these are teenagers.
• 33:08
  So it's I appreciate that something wants to look great on camera, but
• 33:14
  she is so defensive about her drinking anyway, and like her lawyer will be
• 33:20
  like, look, she said four times today that this is her first drink
• 33:22
  of the day. Look watch this episode. Yeah, she's been doing that
• 33:25
  a lot. Yeah for sure. I mean, well, this is my
• 33:31
  first time drink, like the only like she's like, I'm terrible at speeches,
• 33:36
  but I do have to say I'm ready to have my first drink of
• 33:39
  the day. All right, let's talk like she's going after She's going for
• 33:45
  Kyle's family so hard. And that's like all of a sudden, like you're
• 33:50
  going to be like, oh, you can't come after me because it's gonna
• 33:52
  hurt my family. That's why I think Kyle pulled back. I think they
• 33:57
  had a conversation outside of this or a text message that said something like I'm
• 34:04
  worried about my custody because of this, and I think Kyle understands that.
• 34:07
  And I think she was like, well, guess what you f with me.
• 34:10
  I will go there. I'm going to pull back for now, but
• 34:14
  if you come for me in this way, I will come back at you.
• 34:16
  And I think that was a smart way to play for Kyle. Yeah,
• 34:21
  okay, let's play. Let's play, and darlings. If I'm if
• 34:24
  I'm incorrect, if our California California lawyers here, let me know. But
• 34:30
  and then also, I might have you talked to my friend. No,
• 34:34
  I'm just kidding, all right. So we have a very intense scene to
• 34:39
  talk about, which is Kyle with her therapist and life coach, where she
• 34:44
  starts tackling the issues of what's been going on the last year. And it
• 34:46
  begins with her crying about the issues with Kathy, and we get walked through
• 34:52
  the history that it started with the agency, which we all knew. Kathy
• 34:58
  also had a problem with Kyle's book book. I don't remember Kyle's book because
• 35:00
  I do not know what she's talking about there. She's talking about it.
• 35:05
  I thought she m I thought she was talking about American Girl. Well,
• 35:08
  she said her book, her store, American Woman. Those were the things
• 35:14
  her American Woman. Yeah, the agency, her book, her store,
• 35:17
  American Woman. So I don't know what she's talking about with her book.
• 35:20
  Maybe that was the screenplays in mind, that's what I thought it was.
• 35:25
  Okay, but yeah, you're right, maybe it must be. And then
• 35:29
  she says on May first, her best friend took her life, and we
• 35:34
  hear her talk about Lorraine, that it was her best friend from the age
• 35:37
  of seven, and that she was her closest friend. She was the one
• 35:42
  that she went to to talk about her sisters. She was in charge of
• 35:45
  Kyle's will, her children, should anything happen to her, her money,
• 35:51
  should anything happen to her. She says that she was so together and she
• 35:54
  doesn't know what happened. And boy, this struck me to my core.
• 36:00
  I know, I mean, she was the running she was the person that,
• 36:02
  is something happened to Kyle would take over for her kids. Yeah,
• 36:07
  like and r and is running her estate. Basically, should something happen,
• 36:14
  not Kathy now, not him. No. I that was shocking to me.
• 36:20
  It was, and it made a lot of sense. And and oh
• 36:24
  my god, Like I have a friend who has been my friend, Kelly,
• 36:28
  from the we met when we were like five years old, and I
• 36:31
  just equated to the same thing. And I just was crying. I just
• 36:36
  like, I can't even imagine, and I don't know what happened, and
• 36:42
  for her to not know what happened, I just don't understand the story.
• 36:46
  I don't there's a lot of questions. I hope that I'm just so curious
• 36:52
  to it. Not because I'm like I got to get into the weeds with
• 36:54
  Kyle's business. It's more like, well, what do I need to look
• 36:59
  for my friends? Like that kind of thing, you know what I mean,
• 37:01
  Because if you know someone that, well, you're just like, well,
• 37:05
  I need to protect them, So tell me what I look for.
• 37:07
  But yeah, that was I knew that it was. Kyle seems to have
• 37:13
  a million best friends, and not that that takes away from that friendship.
• 37:16
  I just maybe was like, oh, it was a close friend and that's
• 37:20
  really sad, right, I didn't realize it was like the friend, it's
• 37:23
  the friend. Yeah yeah, And like every year, I know they used
• 37:27
  to go on this shopping trip. She does, like this shopping trip around
• 37:30
  the holidays with all of her girlfriends and stuff, and I think Lorraine is
• 37:35
  always there, Like I always remember seeing pictures of Lorraine and a lot of
• 37:38
  posts very consistently, always a birthday post about her. Yeah, yes,
• 37:47
  God. And you know when you think about Kyle and you think about her
• 37:51
  life and why, like this is all happening. She lost her mom when
• 37:55
  she was young. You know her father, Like, I don't even know
• 38:00
  the story of her father. I don't even think she has a relationship with
• 38:04
  her father. No, No, her father was cool. Her father was
• 38:07
  the one that Kathy loved too. It's her mother that because Kyle and Kathy
• 38:15
  have a different dad. But Kyle and Kim's dad loved Kathy like his own
• 38:21
  and they all loved their dad. Is the dad's not still alive though,
• 38:25
  right, I don't think so. But they loved him. Yeah, No,
• 38:30
  good dad, but he the mom kind of pushed him out, yes,
• 38:35
  yes, but not to say that Kyle doesn't miss her mom like this
• 38:37
  whole time. I mean, having a no her mother figure not around.
• 38:42
  And then it's like Kathy and Kyle a lot of the issues there, and
• 38:45
  then knowing that she's having marriage problems using her best friend, it's all coming
• 38:51
  to a head. It just makes so much sense, and it really,
• 38:53
  you know, the spotlight starts to narrow in on why everyone is looking at
• 39:00
  Morgan and saying, like, why is this bizarre friendship of relationship happening here?
• 39:05
  And like it's really not that fucking bizarre. Actually, at the end
• 39:07
  of the day, when you crunch the numbers and you think she needs someone
• 39:13
  outside of her circle. She needs someone who's different, she needs somebody who
• 39:16
  can shake things up a little bit. Obviously her music spoke to her.
• 39:21
  The therapist said to her, what Lorraine represents for you, you still need
• 39:25
  you need a safe place. And I think she's using Morgan, and I
• 39:30
  mean not using Morgan is her safe place and that's what that is. And
• 39:35
  she's like, I'm doing all the things that can make me stronger. I'm
• 39:37
  like exercising, I'm doing this, I'm doing that. And she's talking about
• 39:40
  whether or not, like Kathy is not in her life right now. The
• 39:44
  therapist is saying, like, it doesn't matter if it's blood, because people
• 39:46
  keep saying she's blood. She's blood. She's like, it doesn't matter.
• 39:50
  He says, it doesn't matter. And if it's gonna rather Russell Feathers,
• 39:54
  it's so be it. Doctor Laura has always said, who is Russell Feathers?
• 40:02
  Sorry to shame my friend, who's Russell Feathers? Oh that's really funny.
• 40:16
  Kathy, are you kidding me right now? River Bamba Storm, are
• 40:22
  you getting me? Get out of the way? My life coach is here
• 40:27
  just so intense, and this all hearkens back to a couple of weeks ago.
• 40:30
  Your bisch therapist, who has an amazing podcast you can listen to anywhere,
• 40:36
  did a post on her Instagram. You can follow her there. Your
• 40:38
  bisch therapist talked about how Kyle is having survivor's guilt and what she's going through
• 40:45
  right now during the season has a lot to do with the loss of her
• 40:47
  best friend, and Kyle had reposted that on her stories. Yeah, and
• 40:53
  a lot of people gave her a lot of shit. You know, they
• 40:55
  are also equating. You know, we never talked about this, but like
• 40:59
  a lot of people are like saying, oh, so, Kyle, you're
• 41:01
  saying about Yeah, Kyle, you're saying, this is the reason why you
• 41:06
  know you're grieving. You want people to give you grace. Well, what
• 41:08
  about like LVP when she lost her brother, and I say, the two
• 41:13
  things exist. I agreed with Like, I really was so confused during that
• 41:20
  season of Beverly Hills when people were not giving Lisa vander Pump any love for
• 41:27
  what she's going That was awful. It was the wrong time to take down
• 41:31
  LVP. The sentiment was okay because if in fact she's planting stories and not
• 41:37
  admitting, admitting to certain things, and she's doing these things behind the scenes
• 41:40
  for so many years. Fair, absolutely fair, But there's a time and
• 41:45
  a place and that wasn't the time and it wasn't the place. And I
• 41:49
  did have a problem with that, I think, and I thought then and
• 41:52
  I think now Kyle owed Lisa the grace and an apology. Agree, that
• 41:59
  doesn't mean that, Like, all you can do is learn in life,
• 42:01
  That's all you can do. And so it's like, I bet Kyle learned.
• 42:06
  I bet she. I wouldn't be surprised if she hasn't reached out to
• 42:09
  Lisa privately in some way to be like I'm going through this and sorry,
• 42:16
  like I'm not saying that she has to do that, but yeah, but
• 42:21
  it doesn't take away that, like, your friend dies, so you have
• 42:23
  to be like, you know, I wasn't kind to Lisa Vanner Pump,
• 42:27
  So I'm just gonna not grieve, like what, oh yeah, any separate
• 42:32
  things, two separate things, and they can both exist, you know,
• 42:37
  yeah, roughly, and we should have. And and just because Kyle was
• 42:43
  that way to Lisa doesn't mean we can't sympathize with Kyle. I feel horrible
• 42:46
  for both of them. Yeah, absolutely, yeah, I had for Lisa
• 42:51
  during that time. That was terrible. Yeah, Also watch it and wasn't
• 42:57
  Kyle wasn't doing things like Lisa vander Pump was doing. So in a way,
• 43:01
  it's tough because it's like, well, Kyle didn't like make her bed
• 43:05
  in such a way that she has to lie in it and answer to it,
• 43:07
  whereas Lisa did on some level. But people didn't have the wherewithal,
• 43:14
  the strength, the empathy to put that aside for a goshdar in second at
• 43:17
  least a season and give her a break and say life is more important than
• 43:22
  this petally little bullshit on a reality show and Radar online, you know so,
• 43:29
  and I you know, I still have a problem with that, but
• 43:31
  yeah, that being said, really rough sad scene to see Kyle like that
• 43:36
  and what a what a point in life that she's at and that scene with
• 43:39
  Mauricio and he like kissed her. She wanted to get that hell out of
• 43:44
  there, and I was like, don't touch her, don't you touch her.
• 43:45
  I felt like Carrie Bradshaw and I'm like, you stay away from her,
• 43:49
  you know, I mean, I felt like Charlotte, stay away from
• 43:52
  her. Weird you know. Yeah, it was just uncomfortable because I think
• 43:58
  like they where she was really trying her best to be there and he was
• 44:04
  acting, and it was just like felt weird. So she can't act anymore.
• 44:07
  She's done. No, she wants to be real you know about it.
• 44:13
  Yeah, and then he had to kind of the whole thing was so
• 44:15
  weird because she's clearly the thing that the only thing that she is hiding is
• 44:22
  she is protecting him in terms of something went down. I am almost positive
• 44:28
  and she's protecting him and I allegedly kids. I was just going to say,
• 44:35
  she's more that she's protecting the family, not so much him, but
• 44:38
  this idea of the family. Yeah, that's right, and she's going to
• 44:43
  go to bat for her family. Yeah barely. I mean, she is
• 44:46
  doing the best she can, but it's clearly Yeah. Okay, So Kyle
• 44:52
  facetimes with Morgan and they're basically talking about you know, in Kyle's confessional,
• 44:59
  she's talking about why this friendship is different because she knows she's gonna get roasted
• 45:04
  by her, you know, m And I mean, I don't know,
• 45:08
  it's just I mean, Kyle's got that report. Ah, I'll just I
• 45:15
  thought you fight till I picked up. We'll get hi, Kyle. What
• 45:19
  are you wearing around your neck? What are you lay you today? I
• 45:22
  don't know. Maybe it's from some other family that I'm the mother of in
• 45:24
  some distant land. You're so funny, you stupid bitch. No, I'm
• 45:30
  kidding. I love you. Oh my god, that's so mean. I
• 45:36
  went a little blue there. Sorry, thank you for roasting me, Morgan.
• 45:38
  Would you say I was like an eight and a half? O?
• 45:44
  The Marcella scene was tough. I thought, you know yourself, any favors
• 45:50
  don't get to comfortable on this show. That title card is already deleted because
• 45:57
  Anne Marie is not coming back. Oh really, No, I'm kidding.
• 46:00
  I don't know. I don't know. I'm just saying, how can you
• 46:02
  move forward? How can you move forward with the scandal on your back?
• 46:08
  If they split up, that's how she comes back? Yeah, No,
• 46:10
  you're right, you're right, You're right, an eight and a half at
• 46:13
  everything? If they if yeah, if nothing had ever happened with him,
• 46:20
  that was still one of the most horrible ways to introduce your marriage. Yeah,
• 46:24
  not good, not not cute. Now, if I said I was
• 46:31
  an eight and a half at everything, totally acceptable. If she said that
• 46:36
  she was an eight and a half at everything, totally acceptable. Yeah,
• 46:38
  someone else saying that about you quoting it as though he's a Romeo is not
• 46:45
  the way to do it. And the fact that she wasn't kind of laughing
• 46:52
  about it, but it was also like no, like really think about it,
• 46:55
  really really, but it's a compliment, like a babe, babe only
• 47:06
  if you say it. You know, when she was like, I gotta
• 47:10
  go find purple Dinosaur or whatever, and I was like, she's got to
• 47:13
  run all the way upstairs. I'm like, gotta love having a small house,
• 47:15
  like I don't need to run to the end of like god knows where.
• 47:21
  I'm not in a Kim k mansion where I'm like, yeah, you
• 47:24
  know, my god, I like do get this and it's like everything is
• 47:28
  with on arms reach it just cozy quarters is the best. I'm always for
• 47:35
  Kathy Hilton's parties. She loves the cozy corner. She loves that corner,
• 47:38
  the one corner, the Christmas part the one particular and it make it cozy.
• 47:44
  That's her holiday tip. Holiday tip from Kathy Hilton. So now we
• 47:49
  go to the Sutton concept anniversary party, and you know who's in the background
• 47:53
  that we never did we get a subtitle for Did you see it? Megan
• 47:58
  King Edmunds, Yes, I didn't. Some I think, uh was it
• 48:02
  just somebody screen grabbed and and sent it to me like I But I did.
• 48:07
  But then I watched the episode because I hadn't watched it yet, and
• 48:12
  I was like, you're absolutely right. Though I'm realizing they didn't even give
• 48:15
  her a subtitle. I don't think, all right, a name card.
• 48:19
  They didn't give her a name card. Weird? Oh well, yeah.
• 48:23
  The the winner of the night. The winner of the episode is when during
• 48:29
  the Esophagus conversation, Kim says to Kyle, I think Sutton needs a little
• 48:36
  work here. I brought my markers. Oh my god, did you hear
• 48:40
  that? Oh? I heard it. Kim is an energy, She's just
• 48:45
  I know that she feels energy, but she is an energy. It is
• 48:49
  a very specific thing she brings. She's like, we love Kim, we
• 48:54
  love Kim, we hold Kim, and I'm so glad that like she there
• 48:59
  are moments where I'm like, she's doing really good now, you know,
• 49:02
  like she's doing good, and I love that. I love seeing her.
• 49:06
  I love that these two look like they're so they're short. You know,
• 49:08
  they're very petite, these two, Kim and Kyle. And then they're just
• 49:12
  like bopping around in front of the Suddon concept and they kind of pass through
• 49:15
  the door. They passed the door and then they have to back up and
• 49:16
  they're like the Bobsy twins and they're just so cute together when I love when
• 49:21
  the sisters get along. Yeah, Kim's like a little little sprite. She
• 49:27
  is a little sprite. She's a little sprite. I love from She's always
• 49:31
  like on her toes, like playing defense, and her thighs must be fucking
• 49:37
  strong as shit because she's always like like down low and shuffling around. She's
• 49:44
  always shuffling. It's the Kim shuffle, Yeah, bobbing and weaving. Yeah,
• 49:50
  she's getting the conversation. She fucking she uh played defense in that conversation,
• 49:54
  Like she cut in between that conversation Sutton was having and then like and
• 50:00
  weaved and then introduce markers. Yeah, because like I'm an artist. No,
• 50:07
  I mean I color on my walls. Oh so great, so good.
• 50:15
  And I felt bad for her too when Sudden decides to make her like
• 50:20
  statement and for her strength of this minute everybody. And then poor Kim was
• 50:23
  like, I think she's saying that because I'm an addict. I was.
• 50:25
  My heart broke a little bit for her, and Kyle was like no,
• 50:30
  no, no, but yeah, I just I felt bad for her.
• 50:34
  The depths of Kim Richards. You know. Yeah, I love her like
• 50:37
  you did. You can dig for oil like she she she's deep, man,
• 50:43
  she has gone deep in her life and woof, that was really yeah
• 50:47
  for her to say that, and it did hit me. Hit me.
• 50:51
  This was a very emotional episode in many ways, and again it really serves
• 50:57
  to my like it's hard to not be loyal in certain instances with housewives,
• 51:02
  Like I try to be unbiased throughout the ten plus years that you know,
• 51:08
  I've been doing this, and you know, and land in a place when
• 51:13
  it comes to the Richard sisters where I can't help but be loyal to them
• 51:17
  as a family. I can't help it. This is where I've landed,
• 51:21
  Like I really pull for them, I really root for them. I respect
• 51:27
  them on a level for not only showing their lives and all of their issues,
• 51:35
  all of their things, but when you get the vulnerability from Kim.
• 51:39
  That's what really brings it to the next levels when you see Kim on there,
• 51:43
  you know. So Sutton does her speech. She's bad at speeches,
• 51:47
  and then basically Kyle and Sutton end up making up, which was great.
• 51:54
  Kyle does retract and say like she clarifies, which I don't think that she
• 52:00
  was saying this, but she does pull back from it. Like we said
• 52:02
  earlier, which is that the other night I was saying that you had too
• 52:06
  many, not that you had a problem. And I think that she was
• 52:08
  doing Sutton a favor. She was pulling back on that accusation, which we
• 52:13
  know she was probably saying, and she could have gone further with it,
• 52:15
  but she's gonna pull back. So they agree to like get into a good
• 52:20
  place, and Sutton apologizes and apologize to say for saying that Kyle was in
• 52:24
  denial, Kyle, you're not in the nihle So oh, but you know
• 52:30
  what, I thought it was gross. This was beforehand when when uh,
• 52:36
  well I was in Sutton's interviews, so was after the event when she's like,
• 52:39
  yeah, she brought Kim here because yeah, she needed it. I
• 52:43
  was like, I don't like Sutton to your point about the sisters. I
• 52:46
  don't like Sutton getting trying to get in the middle of that in a bad
• 52:50
  way. I hate that MM and it's like she no, Sudden, she
• 52:53
  doesn't have anything to fucking prove to you no about her sisters, and she
• 52:59
  does with her No, they're not her clout. They might be your clout
• 53:02
  in Sudden, but they're not Kyle. So now, yeah, I didn't
• 53:07
  like it. I didn't like it either. Yeah. I think she's gonna
• 53:12
  have to speak to that at the reunion because some of these confessionals that and
• 53:15
  when Garcel alluded to Duret's break in to being a setup, and Crystal recently
• 53:24
  said on I think The Housewives After show that she didn't like that Garcel did
• 53:29
  that. Was she with Garcel when she said that, or she just said
• 53:32
  it, Oh interesting, she's with somebody else. But yeah, So Sutton
• 53:38
  does apologize and she's like, I went for the jugular. Now Sutton starts
• 53:45
  calling out to Read for saying she has a drinking problem. Dread for some
• 53:49
  reason instead of just addressing it in the moment, just is this whirling derbush
• 53:52
  and just leaves and is like, well, I'm going to sort this out
• 53:54
  with Crystal and then goes over to Crystal and like, this is a cartoon
• 53:58
  right now. And then I did think it was funny that Christal's like,
• 54:01
  you don't want to be on the other end of a sudden interrogation. I'm
• 54:07
  sorry, I agree with That's where I'm like, you know what, Crystal,
• 54:09
  you are me? I am you? We are wine. That was
• 54:13
  true, because that was yeah, so let's talk about this whole thing.
• 54:17
  Anne Marie says to to Sutton, you have neuropathy, so you probably take
• 54:24
  gab penton. So's like, yes, I take it, and I can
• 54:30
  have a drink. And Amory's like, but you can't. Sounds like but
• 54:32
  my doctor said I can. Amory's like, but medically you're not supposed to.
• 54:37
  But whatever. And then she says to Kyle, like what she's saying,
• 54:40
  she's saying things that don't make sense. And Ky's like, oh yeah,
• 54:43
  I like the esophaga is saying. And then Amory, did you,
• 54:45
  by the way, Amy, in that moment, did you notice what Kyle
• 54:49
  did? What she reapplied. She reapplied her lipstick just like Kathy Hilton,
• 54:53
  Like Kathy, Yeah, And it gets tense in Paris and Love Kathy's just
• 55:00
  plying lip glass whenever she's like uncomfortable in a moment which we are gonna cover
• 55:05
  Paris and Love. Yeah, yeah, and she even says she's like,
• 55:07
  well I need some lipstick for this. Yes, we're starting to go down
• 55:12
  the esophagus pipe pipeline. Yes. Yes. Anne Marie essentially says a narrowesophagus
• 55:20
  is a symptom of something. It's not a medical diagnosis. You just chew
• 55:22
  your food more. Sutton obviously has a real problem with this, and she's
• 55:27
  like, if you have a problem about it, you go to you go
• 55:29
  and get treatment for that. Sudden's like, I'm not getting treatment. She
• 55:31
  says, your reason for not eating food because of a narrow esophagus doesn't make
• 55:37
  sense. Sutton's little one liners were actually very funny. She's like, do
• 55:40
  I have a doctor's appointment right now? Do you need my insurance cards?
• 55:45
  And then she says my brother has it, he gets his stretched out.
• 55:49
  I choose not to do that. And then she says should we all go
• 55:52
  and get are esophagus is stretched which is hilarious because that is something you would
• 55:58
  do in a housewives show. And then of course Erica for the wind says,
• 56:02
  I just said to get a blow job, give one, and then
• 56:07
  you know I mean, of course. So here's what I'd like to discuss.
• 56:15
  We've got a couple people who who have weighed in on this. Now.
• 56:20
  Aaron says that she wants to give some some context to sutton esophageal issues.
• 56:27
  She says, obviously I don't know what she has, but I have
• 56:29
  something called GURD, which is gastroesophageal reflux disease. I take medicine for it.
• 56:34
  But before I started taking meds, I had horrible acid reflux that created
• 56:37
  scar tissue in my esophagus and I was constantly choking on food. I've gone
• 56:42
  to the hospital a few times because of it. It's very scary. You
• 56:45
  can still breathe because it's not in your windpipe, but it is painful and
• 56:47
  it feels like you may stop breathing because your windpipe is compressed. I had
• 56:54
  to have aesophageal dilation twice, where they insert a balloon into your throat and
• 57:00
  break up the scar tissue. Now that I've been on stretching, I wonder
• 57:04
  if that's what she with Sudden said her brother had. It could be,
• 57:07
  but she's saying she had scar tissue. Now that I've been on medication for
• 57:09
  years, it helps a lot, but I still have a small esophagus and
• 57:13
  have to be extra careful when eating. I'm guessing someton has something similar.
• 57:16
  No, you shouldn't drink or smoke or eat spicy food, but that's not
• 57:21
  always easy to do. And then she said that Anne Marie goes way on
• 57:27
  a line by saying what she's saying. Now another person Marine says that Sutton
• 57:36
  it might be something called esophagitis, is so synphilic esophagitis something that she has,
• 57:44
  which is a chronic inflammation of the esophagus from too many as sinfhiless,
• 57:49
  usually the body's response to allergies to food or various other things. What happens
• 57:54
  is that it can easily get stuck in the esophagus, leaving you only being
• 57:59
  able to spit because the saliva can't get past the lodged food. I have
• 58:04
  had three emergency endyscopies over the years to get the food out, and one
• 58:09
  where they went in to stretch my esophagus to stop it from continuing. I
• 58:14
  also have had to have had to eliminate a whole host of foods for my
• 58:16
  diet after rigorous allergy testing from my allergy due to the diagnosed by taking a
• 58:22
  biopsy of the esophagus to determine the amount of as sinphilists that are in there.
• 58:30
  It's an emergency and stressful condition, which could explain why she hasn't discussed
• 58:37
  it if in fact that's what it is, so like she had to go
• 58:40
  to the emergency room has something to do with allergies. Another thing is that
• 58:49
  somebody else says that I'm a nurse anesthetist as well. Esophageal strictures are treated
• 58:55
  with a dilation procedure and can't be ignored. Not being able to swallow for
• 59:00
  four days is an emergency and could end in death since you were unable to
• 59:05
  at least not intake water. I'm not sure what is going on. Who
• 59:08
  knows. I can see why Anne Marie would have a thought, would have
• 59:13
  thought that this is weird. And then Lisa Lowell, who's a darling,
• 59:17
  says esophageal stricture refers to abnormal narrowing of esophageal lining presents as difficulties swallowing factors.
• 59:25
  Risk factors include alcohol use and gourd. The esophagus can be dilated by
• 59:30
  balloon and done during in endoscopy. So all of these are all kind of
• 59:36
  saying the same thing. In many ways. It is sounds like a serious
• 59:39
  condition. It does not sound good. She probably should not be drinking.
• 59:44
  I personally have gourd as well. I have acid reflux. I have to
• 59:47
  take medicine every night. If I do drink too much, it absolutely affects
• 59:52
  it. I don't have a narrow esophagus. But like it all comes together
• 59:57
  and it's concerning, needless to say, Okay, okay, that is my
• 1:00:02
  ted talk. That was a lot of information and we're gonna send that right
• 1:00:07
  over to Sutton and Amrie. I don't think Anne Marie like I think that
• 1:00:15
  she's a little ignorant this situation. I'm not gonna work. And I think
• 1:00:17
  she's speaking on a turn and I don't like it. And uh, I
• 1:00:21
  mean I think we spoke out a turn as well, but not to Sutton's
• 1:00:25
  face. But we always that's our job. Yes, speaking of uh yeah,
• 1:00:37
  I mean absolutely there could be. There could be a whole host of
• 1:00:40
  issues going on there. My my whole thing was like sudden if you don't
• 1:00:45
  want the heat on. I think at the end, I'm just trying to
• 1:00:49
  say, if you don't want the heat on you, then stop going for
• 1:00:52
  the same nugget with Kyle over and over again. After she has been very
• 1:00:58
  clear with you. I think so eventually Kyle's going to fight back and start
• 1:01:05
  calling up some things that don't make sense to her. So yeah, and
• 1:01:08
  I think that's kind of where I was coming from, was trying to be
• 1:01:13
  like, sidle up to Kyle on this, you know, well they're getting
• 1:01:16
  about yeah, yeah, But I think she was trying to get her back
• 1:01:21
  as opposed to being, you know, an actual unbiased person in the medical
• 1:01:25
  field instead of like it was a little reckless, but what are you gonna
• 1:01:30
  do? Uh, Needless to say, it's real. I believe it's real,
• 1:01:35
  and it sounds concerning to me. Mm hmmm hmm. Sounds like we're
• 1:01:40
  pretty bored about it. I mean, it's not that I'm I mean,
• 1:01:44
  like, I can't. I certainly have things to say, but well,
• 1:01:51
  you know, I'm kidding. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. You
• 1:01:52
  don't have to say, you know. The thing of it is is that
• 1:01:57
  you know, this is a story. This is a story much less story
• 1:02:00
  concept. It's a story, so we we don't know all the answers.
• 1:02:07
  But yeah, maybe some days I have And I'm not taking away like I
• 1:02:12
  absolutely think someton has this thing. It's not about that. It's more about
• 1:02:15
  like thet it. No, it's like it's like, all right, well
• 1:02:22
  then, like just know if everything's fair game for you, Sutton, in
• 1:02:28
  terms of going after somebody and they've addressed it, eventually they're going to start
• 1:02:31
  pushing back and they might bring some things up that are uncomfortable for you.
• 1:02:35
  To just be ready. It's kind of how I feel. I feel the
• 1:02:37
  same way. Buckle up, you know. And it's not it's not like
• 1:02:40
  if it can be your medical condition, it can be your previous marriage,
• 1:02:45
  anything that could be your business. Yeah, because because you took the gloves
• 1:02:50
  off, Sutton, So just be ready. She plays like that, she'll
• 1:02:53
  playless. She's fearless. Like we said she punched the ball. Yeah,
• 1:02:59
  but she's as soon as she's fearful though, as soon as it's like,
• 1:03:04
  oh yeah, what about this with you, buddy, and then she's like,
• 1:03:08
  oh that's off limits. I'm the chairperson of a ballet and how dare
• 1:03:15
  you? And you know. So it's like no, no, no,
• 1:03:19
  no, no, no, no, you wanna you want to play,
• 1:03:22
  Let's play, you know, let's play. Let's uh. Kyle was on
• 1:03:28
  Amazon Live, I believe it was yesterday and yeah, she's like, somebody
• 1:03:34
  asked, have you seen Sutton and she was like, yeah, I saw
• 1:03:36
  her at a Christmas party. Of course. It was like, yeah,
• 1:03:37
  Kathy, sure it was I saw this. I did see this, okay,
• 1:03:43
  and she was like she was like, hi, Sutton, you know,
• 1:03:46
  and she was like, and Sutton's gave her kind of that look that
• 1:03:50
  we all know was just kind of that Betty Davis like, so we saw
• 1:03:52
  it in this episode when Kathy, yeah, were when they came and Kyle
• 1:03:57
  came up, It's really like it's so dramatic. It's very Turner classic movies
• 1:04:08
  dramatic. It's you don't see that kind of acting these days, and it's
• 1:04:11
  real. It's yeah, there you go, there you go. It's very
• 1:04:15
  Tennessee Williams. So she was Kyle said, she gave her that look that
• 1:04:19
  we all know, and and Ston was like, what are you doing?
• 1:04:24
  And Cau's like, I'm breaking the eyes. I'm just trying to say.
• 1:04:27
  I'm like trying to break the eyes and she's like, well and it just
• 1:04:31
  was so weird and awkward, and so they're not you know, they're just
• 1:04:38
  they're not in a great place. Yeah, So I think something's going to
• 1:04:43
  come out of this season. Kind of surprised at like how she comes off,
• 1:04:50
  I would think. But here's the thing, like I won Sutton on
• 1:04:54
  the show. I love her. God, yeah, oh my god,
• 1:04:57
  great cast. Yeah it And so I'm just I wonder when Crystal's gonna show
• 1:05:04
  up though, Like is she on this season any second now? Okay,
• 1:05:08
  any second now, we'll see her in the credits event. Garcel is snooze
• 1:05:13
  fast this season so far too. It's fine. Sometimes you got to have
• 1:05:16
  your sleepers if there's other things going on. Like, I'm fine with it,
• 1:05:20
  you know, felt this way about I don't feel that about Garcel.
• 1:05:24
  It's just there's nothing fair to do right now. There's nothing. You can't
• 1:05:28
  have everybody doing everything at one time. I'm not now. She's a perfect
• 1:05:30
  assists. She sets it up a lot of times, and yeah, I
• 1:05:36
  think that's yeah, everyone's got to sit back every once in a while.
• 1:05:41
  And this is a season where Crystal and Garcel are sitting back. Same with
• 1:05:45
  Erica. I mean, the only one who's not going to be sitting back
• 1:05:48
  are Kyle and Sutton. And that's just the facts. Like same with Orange
• 1:05:53
  County and Jersey. You know you have your fixtures. Well, actually Jersey
• 1:05:58
  sometimes a lot of the times they all really get in there. Ptolmaic,
• 1:06:01
  they all really get in there. There are certain cities where people really can
• 1:06:05
  have the they have the luxury of sitting back, and that's, you know,
• 1:06:11
  good for them. And look, if it's not your time to sit
• 1:06:14
  back and you force it, we all see it. And that's we have
• 1:06:17
  to right now at Salt Lake, like, oh, all of a sudden,
• 1:06:20
  you're going to stand up and scream or throw this glass Like I'm a
• 1:06:25
  girl, you're on your an assist this season. I know, no,
• 1:06:29
  No, I think she's okay being in the Greek mafia. She's got to
• 1:06:32
  stand up and throw shit. But that not not at that Okay, you're
• 1:06:38
  right, that was so stupid. I'm not gonna lie. Right at that
• 1:06:42
  chore gathering, we got Garcela and Jade and girlfriends super cute. We got
• 1:06:46
  Erica facetiming with her mom telling her that she finalized her deal with her residency
• 1:06:50
  in Vegas, and that's pretty much it. I think we covered it all,
• 1:06:56
  right. Yeah, it's a good episode eight point five. Oh and
• 1:07:00
  then we have like a season or no, a mid season trailer that we
• 1:07:04
  just I didn't watch it yet. I didn't watch it yet. Did I
• 1:07:10
  probably? I don't know. It was like I feel like I feel like
• 1:07:13
  we lived it. We know it's happening, so I feel like we got
• 1:07:17
  plenty of time to talk about what's common in the other episodes. But I
• 1:07:21
  think Sutton was tonguing. Somebody was like, would any of you be a
• 1:07:26
  lesbian or would any of you like be in a relationship with a woman?
• 1:07:30
  Is the big topic, this big SoundBite from the trailer. Oh yeah,
• 1:07:34
  I did hear about it. I didn't watch it. Yeah, it's honest.
• 1:07:38
  Yeah, okay, you know what I mean. That's fine. Whatever
• 1:07:41
  you do is going to have hurdles. Well, I captain, I captain
• 1:07:47
  my captain. And we got to also like Ultimate Girls Trip has begun.
• 1:07:53
  Oh my god, Emily, Ultimate Girls Trip has just begune. The first
• 1:07:57
  four episodes is it three or four have dropped on Peacock As of today,
• 1:08:00
  it's Thursday. We will be covering that. I'm not sure when and how,
• 1:08:04
  but we're gonna do it. Don't you worry about that? Yeah,
• 1:08:09
  and then tomorrow's Southern Charm with Deanna Winterhouse is the bonus episode this week with
• 1:08:14
  Angela and by god, Emily, we're back again on Monday. Right back
• 1:08:19
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• 1:08:39
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• 1:08:44
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• 1:08:46
  everything all together? Yeah? Where does it? Do you know where it
• 1:08:50
  lives? And breathe? No, I did, I look, I will
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• 1:09:00
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