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Excuses to get out of Work · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Bryce, what's up here on there?
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for holding Hey, yeah, I think I've officially dug
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  Speaker 2: myself into a hole I can't get out of.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, what's your situation?
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know, it all started, like get always does,
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  Speaker 2: trying to impress a girl. On the first date, I
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  Speaker 2: told her I was the regional director of my company. Uh,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I was nervous and I wanted to sound successful,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm I'm actually just the entry level analyst and.
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  Speaker 1: That is that the hole you dug in?
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  Speaker 3: Well?
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  Speaker 2: See, now I think I'm busted because fast forward three months,
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  Speaker 2: but we're getting to you. I'm crazy about her, and
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  Speaker 2: she just told me her dad's best friend is the
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  Speaker 2: actual CEO of the firm that I work for.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you're in trouble.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, small world, right, oh world? Yeah. So apparently
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  Speaker 2: her dad's best friend the CEO of the company that
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  Speaker 2: I work for. He wants us to come over for
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  Speaker 2: dinner this weekend and talk about my vision for the
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  Speaker 2: regional branches. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like he knows you're not.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, then embrace it, dude, Just embrace it in his
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  Speaker 1: smile and then be like I was just trying to
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  Speaker 1: impress her. She's so awesome. I came up the title.
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  Speaker 1: I know it was a real time.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you better come up with a plan for
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  Speaker 3: the regional divisions. Well presented.
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  Speaker 1: Analyst, but if you really want my opinion, And then
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  Speaker 1: he would about this, get a promotion, and then she
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  Speaker 1: really falls for you. Oh what I would do is,
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  Speaker 1: as you're sitting at dinner and then he asks you,
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  Speaker 1: I would get up and take off running. Open the
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  Speaker 1: front door. Don't even close the front door, open it
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  Speaker 1: and just run so they can see you running away
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  Speaker 1: in the right.
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  Speaker 3: Just either take off running or pull off the power book.
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  Speaker 2: Actually our points not a bad idea, But I do
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  Speaker 2: I do, I do agree. I think he already knows
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  Speaker 2: that he got a list of all of his You.
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  Speaker 1: Know, of course he has, all right, man, Thanks for
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  Speaker 1: calling in, Bryce, Yeah, than Hey, Linda, I'm about to
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  Speaker 1: get into the funniest excuses to get out of work.
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  Speaker 1: Have you heard one or you used one?
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  Speaker 3: I've heard one.
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  Speaker 1: What did you hear?
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  Speaker 3: I heard? So this girl she's left for lunch and
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  Speaker 3: she never came back, and we're trying to figure out
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  Speaker 3: where she went. So she called back later on. She
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  Speaker 3: said that she swallowed her tongue ring and she had
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  Speaker 3: Glorian for emergency surgery, and she never came up to tour.
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  Speaker 3: So she got fired and she came She got hired
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  Speaker 3: back a week later because this supervisor was her mom.
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  Speaker 1: Her mom fired her. You have to get surgery.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, she was just kidding. She just didn't. She made
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  Speaker 3: that up.
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking that she never came back to work,
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  Speaker 1: that surgery didn't go well, but she hired back, survived.
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  Speaker 3: No, yeah, she just made it up. Said she had
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  Speaker 3: swallowed her tongue ring. She never came back to work.
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  Speaker 3: And we're like, are you okay? Where are you at?
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  Speaker 3: She's like, oh, well, I gotta go because I'm going
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  Speaker 3: in right now.
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  Speaker 1: So she gets fired, her mom fires her, and her
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  Speaker 1: mom hires her back.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, a week later, Okay, back in there.
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  Speaker 1: Well, thanks Linda, thanks for sharing that story with us.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you're welcome.
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  Speaker 1: One person said that their wife said he had to
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  Speaker 1: come home immediately. Everyone was concerned. Then later he walked
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  Speaker 1: back into work and said his wife was on the
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  Speaker 1: radio and one five hundred bucks because she was able
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  Speaker 1: to convince him to leave work immediately without telling him.
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  Speaker 1: It was the radio. We gotta do that. I just
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  Speaker 1: teed you to leave to do it right now. It's
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  Speaker 1: all that's a J. J ridgbody was John J Ridgelster.
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  Speaker 1: We used to do those all the time. The guy
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  Speaker 1: called out because he got lost in the woods all weekend.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't get back until like four am the next morning.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody called into word said their friend's dog died and
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  Speaker 1: she wasn't She wasn't going to come for her. She
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  Speaker 1: just needed time to herself to process the loss. Your
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  Speaker 1: friends thought they worked from home but had to leave
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  Speaker 1: an online meeting because a squirrel fell down their chimney
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  Speaker 1: and was in their house. Their goldfish was drowning, and
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  Speaker 1: then they walked out before the manager could process the
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  Speaker 1: physics of that statement, so they left. So these are
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  Speaker 1: the funniest excuses to get out of work. They need
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  Speaker 1: to leave work early because their car was low on gas.
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  Speaker 1: I can see that being an excuse because you probably
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  Speaker 1: I got to be somewhere at a certain time. Oh I
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  Speaker 1: got to stop and get gas early. So eight seven
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  Speaker 1: seven nine three seven one four seven the funny excuse
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  Speaker 1: to get out of work. Their kid got a pee
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  Speaker 1: stuck up their nose. Their parents got out of their cage.
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  Speaker 1: It was chasing their wife around the house. Gosh, they
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  Speaker 1: needed to live because their cat was having an existential crisis.
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  Speaker 1: It wouldn't stop me owing. They couldn't come to work
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  Speaker 1: because the reflection looked judgy that morning, and they needed
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  Speaker 1: a mental health day to repair the relationship with the mirror. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, I kind of get it.
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  Speaker 3: That's the whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: They needed to leave because their dog locked their son
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  Speaker 1: out of the house.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like that's valid, that's legit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we didn't say that they're fake. They were just
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  Speaker 1: the funny excuses you had to leave work, and so
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  Speaker 1: far those are all real, but they were just really funny.
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  Speaker 1: If you've got one to add the list, call us
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  Speaker 1: at eight seven seven, nine three seven one four seven