Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #370 We Don't RSO PILLS the Same
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- 0:03What Up? And good morning? Welcome back to another episode of The Weekend
- 0:06Bake. Here we don't smoke the same podcast. Thank you so much everybody
- 0:09who has was patiently waiting. Sorry for the no pre show today. You
- 0:14know, I kind of have a weed hangover. I mean I definitely I
- 0:24haven't really pushed it to the limits like how I did yesterday. But I'll
- 0:29get into that right now. Will let you guys trickle on in here?
- 0:34What's up? Eggs? What's up? Dog? What's up? Feeling good?
- 0:37I don't know why it's fogging in the middle of summer, but I'm
- 0:40it's not It's not the middle of summer no more, dog, it's the
- 0:44summer. It's all. It's the summer. I mean, I see people
- 0:49already like I just came back from a Halloween event, maybe in the middle
- 0:53of September, Dog, September thirteenth, and you're already celebrating Halloween. You
- 0:57know what's You know what's crazy though that like, yes, today I went
- 1:02into the to the Disney Park and then I'm like, oh cool, I
- 1:04finally get to catch up on the Halloween stif I'm early. And then that
- 1:07same day, both the way or Christmas collection released. I'm like, no,
- 1:12no, I was just like over it. I was like, come
- 1:15on, but welcome back. Also morning the boards, whatever, bray,
- 1:22what's up y'all? Good morning, Good morning everybody. Yeah. So,
- 1:27so let's let's not ignore the elephant in the room. Yes I was at
- 1:30disney California Adventure yesterday. Yesterday I attempted to film. I say attempted because
- 1:37I don't know how great compared to the quality of other of other episodes or
- 1:42vlogs. It's gonna, i guess, compete to. But I probably did
- 1:48the highest blog that I have ever done, specially out in public, you
- 1:52know, and not just in public like at Disney's California Adventure. I took
- 1:57a total of seven rs old pill I'm sorry, sho pills And these are
- 2:04from the Cali Blaze Kids that he sells that comes with the old refillable capitals
- 2:09and you could fill up about like four or five. I took seven of
- 2:14those, filled up to the top and overall. And I'm not gonna lie.
- 2:20At once I took five. I took six of them at once,
- 2:23and then I took one more like wow. I was in the middle of
- 2:25the high so I just like throw another one when I ate when I saw
- 2:29when I was eating the cake. But yeah, it was I reached a
- 2:35level of high. It was probably one of the best sleeps of my life
- 2:38that I ever have got in, Like one of the best sleeps. I
- 2:42didn't know. I did not want to like get up today. I was
- 2:44like, man, I should I canceled the show. That's why I texted
- 2:46him literally, and then he texted me asking me like I asked the most
- 2:50stupidest question. Fuck you talking about of course the show is gonna go on?
- 2:53And I was like, yo, I saw how much you wait?
- 2:55And then you had him posted on Instagram. So I was like, man,
- 2:59maybe this was like we like oded, I could I could have I
- 3:05like that. But the end my words were not even making sense. I'm
- 3:08not gonna lie. I really don't drove you home, right, Yeah,
- 3:12there's no way you drove. I enjoyed the fact that I was taking notice
- 3:16of things that I would enjoy when I was first getting high in life,
- 3:22like the lights, the colors. I was looking at the parade. I
- 3:25was taking pictures with the little monsters or whatever it is, with the characters,
- 3:30and you get all geeked out about certain things or like you're just getting
- 3:31these visuals are pretty sick because you're in an extreme level. And I really
- 3:37think that for an extreme smoker like myself, And I say extreme because I
- 3:40don't know any other word to describe it compared to the general public, because
- 3:44we do not smoked the same. I can guarantee you that and for sure
- 3:50like we definitely I took it to the max. Seven rs soul seven SHO
- 3:55pills are doable. The next time I go, I'm gonna go for ten.
- 4:00You're crazy, dude, for like and then like what two years from
- 4:05now, the whole bottle. I'm they're gonna have to make one big ass
- 4:13like the emoji one. But so so, I mean, dog, I
- 4:15saw your story. You're looking fresh as fuck. Know well, everyone's loving
- 4:19your outfit or okay, sob outfits too, because I guess some of some
- 4:23people must have out do you know what's crazy? I definitely I will clap
- 4:28for this. I was the only jaffar in the park. Yeah, besides
- 4:32the one that came out of the parade. I was the only one.
- 4:35Look, did you look better than the He wasn't even a real person.
- 4:41He was like the big plastic ones. Okay, yeah, like so yeah,
- 4:44it was like one of those like nineties looking one, which is cool.
- 4:46And then just you know, fuck that cast member that h that fucking
- 4:50stopped me from like from like from what is it like like that food?
- 4:54Noticing my costume was to go to keep moving, gotta get I was like,
- 4:56bro, Jafar's looking at me. Bro the fuck? Yeah, like
- 5:00you know, but was there any way to get I mean, you're you're
- 5:02up. It's like it's more than just a T shirt. It's more than
- 5:05just like face pane like you and then you got the beer you look like
- 5:08Jafar. Is there any way you can get away with telling people like hey,
- 5:12there was a few people they were they were confused that I like when
- 5:15we were eating or when we were I was getting beer. They just thought
- 5:17it was like a character walking up to the people in line. Some of
- 5:20the some of the people that were you could tell their tourists. They don't
- 5:23come there a lot, so they're just like, oh, I'm sorry,
- 5:25I thought you worked there. And then in the beginning there was like a
- 5:28few there was a few people like uh with their kids, like they're like,
- 5:33oh, look, it's Jafar and all that stuff, and like the
- 5:36like like the mom was like, oh, my kid, really, my
- 5:40kid really wants to me, and I was like, that's cool, but
- 5:43I don't want to get kicked out, and I just I'm just I'm just
- 5:46not allowed. Damn you did not a picture with the kid. Yeah,
- 5:49you have to kick you out? Why because you don't work there. So
- 5:57if some chick wants to take a picture of me because I'm cute for whatever
- 6:00reason, it's not allowed. I'm not allowed to take. People are bringing
- 6:02their kids up to you, like like a holding. I would never say
- 6:05hold it. I'm not telling you to hold it. But you can't stand
- 6:08next to the picture if he's if you dress like Aladdin, you couldn't.
- 6:11There's no exceptions. You can't. I know they don't work around, but
- 6:14that's crazy. Yeah, no, you can't. To avoid that. Like
- 6:15you within the mutual though, that's cool. But with the whole kids situation,
- 6:20don't trust me. It's creepy. Yeah, even if like the parent
- 6:24is cool with it, there's gonna be somebody. Somebody's gonna outdo it and
- 6:27be like WHOA If I'm a chromo and I'm gonna go ahead and get the
- 6:30thousand dollars costume, and all the kids are gonna take pictures of me and
- 6:32they're gonna think I'm cool, you know what I mean. And the only
- 6:36the only, the only reason that they a lot of the moms they're feel
- 6:41comfortable asking me, and it's because, yeah, exactly, my lady was
- 6:45there and like they're like, well he's not retarded, that's not his caretaker,
- 6:48you know you know what, Yeah, like like that like there,
- 6:51like it doesn't look like he has down syndrome, you know. So it's
- 6:55just so my lady was there and they felt kind of cool, like like
- 7:00like you know, like asking and stuff. But I really had to be
- 7:02like, hey, I can't, you know, because I really didn't want
- 7:08to get kicked out. I really didn't like I wasn't. I know,
- 7:10Disney doesn't mess around and it looks bad because they're gonnask when you get kicked
- 7:14out for it. And not just that, not just that, bro,
- 7:15Let's just say somebody that sees me in there, sees me taking that picture,
- 7:18it takes it. That makes it something else. You know. Sometimes
- 7:20people like to dig really deep in their ass to say things about other people
- 7:25I've seen people, Yeah, I saw it Instagram page. People that you
- 7:30know, they probably shouldn't show up to the West La opening. But that's
- 7:34neither hero there, you know. But but yeah, I was you see
- 7:38any other dope outfits? Yeah there was. There was a lot of dope
- 7:40outfits, but there was a lot of repetitive. There was a lot of
- 7:43superheroes, of course because they they own Marvel like a buffalo looking like a
- 7:46superhero. Because I could like, nah, there wasn't there wasn't no anybody
- 7:49who like fitted like, there's no Gaston, like actual gast On. There
- 7:54was one. Yeah, there was one food but he like he could tell
- 7:57this is like the gym couple. Yeah, like you could tell. You
- 8:01can tell it was the Tim couple because like the dude was like ripped,
- 8:05he had to city, he had to wig and all stuff. And then
- 8:07like most people that went on out, they were all like nice costume,
- 8:11nice costume. Because there was a few people that you know, like I
- 8:13for sure had like one of the nice costumes there. Like people recognize it,
- 8:16and that was kind of cool because you get to like walk around.
- 8:18There was a lot of like Jack and Sally's uh, you know, like
- 8:22you need Disney horse, if you know what I mean, Like like they
- 8:26don't like like like like that stuff. But like in the whole version of
- 8:31a Mini or of Cinderella, there has to has to be like Pg.
- 8:35Thirteen because I'm sure there's some people that have tried it. I'm sure,
- 8:41I'm sure, but they tell you they might need to tell you to cover
- 8:43up. I like that it was really mostly about all characters that were walking
- 8:48around like so it was a bunch of different characters. I did get a
- 8:50bunch of pictures. I'll do a photo dump on my Instagram. Uh,
- 8:52but is it in after the show? But yeah, there was, there
- 8:58was. There was a lot of characters there were showing up and you know
- 9:01they were like that's the whole thing there, like you're supposed to take pictures
- 9:05with the characters because they don't come out all around. I guess these costumes
- 9:07are not only are they're worth a lot of money, but they just they
- 9:11keep him for certain occasions, like you know what I mean, like their
- 9:13costume orhouse must be crazy, bro Like seriously, the Disney costume orhouse,
- 9:18Like who did they pull out that you've never seen? Like the witch?
- 9:22They gave They gave uh snow white the poison. Okay, Okay? Was
- 9:28it a nice outfit? Was it? Yeah? She was cool. The
- 9:31fat Ursla, the octopus bitch. Okay. Did they bring out a hundred
- 9:37Domatians? No, but she the evil bitch was there. Was there every
- 9:41pretty tight. They had one hundred domicians around the park. The food that
- 9:48the food they like to burn the toys said he came out. I didn't
- 9:52see them. And then they had like the mini mouse, the dressed up
- 9:54like the like the like the sipper and all that stuff. She was like
- 9:58dressed up all cool. He said, it's the in California. It was
- 10:01only California Adventure. I didn't know that it wasn't Disneyland. So I'm probably
- 10:03gonna go back to Disneyland later on, probably like next Tuesday, and then
- 10:09just go go see liked enjoy the whole day there and go see like a
- 10:15little amenities they have to offer and all the food they have to lie off
- 10:18for there, because I know they have more theme stuff there. That's the
- 10:20one thing that I noticed that if you're gonna go to Oogi Boogies Bash,
- 10:24just get a gout of the free candy as much as you can. There's
- 10:26not that many uh themed type of like food goodies during Oogie Boogies Bash,
- 10:33like little cookies, truels here and there, but not any actual meals like
- 10:37uh, you know, San Franciokio Square was popping. They had Beadya tacos.
- 10:41They had fried chicken sandwich that I was not about to wait like a
- 10:46forty five minutes for that line, so I just ended up having the clam
- 10:50chowder, some mac and cheese. There was kind of mids and this cake
- 10:52that you saw me eating there, which was like when I took the seventh
- 10:56R soupill. Yeah, it was cool though for the most part. I
- 11:01ran into Codad's Market, I mean Coda as my day schools. He was
- 11:03dressed up as Woody. I got a picture. He would he would play
- 11:07a good Woody about it. We got a picture together and then I posted
- 11:11up there. That's why I was like it was legit. We uh you
- 11:13know, we I chopped it up a little bit. He was with his
- 11:15family. I want to take up a lot of his time. Pedro.
- 11:18Pedro was there off the mushrooms, So how do you get tickets for that?
- 11:20His wife? His wife was on how do you get tickets? In
- 11:24general, you gotta have a you gotta be a magic You gotta either be
- 11:28be the general public that waits like read his own time, or you gotta
- 11:31have a magic Kingdom key pass holder and then like you get at special access.
- 11:35And then even then I had I had a connection that waited for hours
- 11:41from for for my group. And they were for sure because they were what
- 11:43you could tell they compared to other people. They were waiting less hours,
- 11:46or you could tell they were gonna get to get to go to the window.
- 11:50Because I told my home girl that you were going, because she's like,
- 11:52oh, like his homegirl, his girlfriend, bro, get used to
- 11:54I don't have I don't have other girls. I could tell shit too,
- 11:58I just just one homegirl. So I told I know who you're talking about.
- 12:03Was someone else that likes Disney too. I was like, yo,
- 12:05homies going to Disney and he's got an annual pass. What's her name?
- 12:09Ray? I forget her name. I don't know, dude, who homegirl?
- 12:15Yeah, yeah, go ahead, that's a homegirl. And then she
- 12:20was like, it's some bullshit that even when you have the the annual pass,
- 12:24that you still there's still not a chance that you might not get it
- 12:26because she was wondering how your bitch has got it. She's like what a
- 12:28what? Yeah, man, congrats. Yeah, that's why I touched it.
- 12:33I was like, oh, have fun, fucker, because not everyone
- 12:35shows up. And you know what the cool thing about it was that there
- 12:41was no lines for none of the rides really, Like the lines for every
- 12:43ride was fifteen minutes tops. Like you can get into every right because everybody's
- 12:46busy doing the Halloween stuff trick or treating, and you fool you could get
- 12:50as much candyfoo they were giving you like like all the candies bro like candies,
- 12:56yeah, food like I'm talking about, you know, like the Eminem's,
- 12:58the ones that you buy at the end of the the cash. They
- 13:00were just giving you those in every bag, just like and then there's little
- 13:03stands Rice Crispie's. I'll bring some tomorrow. I just forgot the bag today.
- 13:05But yeah, they just like they gave me like everything, good ass
- 13:09candies. I was like, damn goldfish, Rice Crispi's chips. Just get
- 13:13that's the only time Disneyland is gonna be giving you stuff for free. I
- 13:18mean, but you do that on the thirtieth thirty feet. Yeah, they
- 13:22do it all month long, any every type of ooga boogie thing. Oh
- 13:24shit, that's pretty question. Yeah. So I'm probably just gonna go to
- 13:28the go to the go to the Disney one, Disneyland one next week or
- 13:35sometime soon before. I don't like to do it in October. Bro,
- 13:37That's why I want to go to the hunt. Salute to k Notsbury Farm
- 13:41for starting a regular time, Like, they're not gonna start until like September
- 13:43twenty second, which is kind of cool. Play week before October to me
- 13:48school, that's when you should start hyping it up. Yeah, week before.
- 13:52Yeah. But speaking of hyping it up, I had a seven messages
- 13:56from Controlo that I didn't open that I finally opened, and it was all
- 14:00asking me when we're gonna start getting our face beating again. We keep that
- 14:05tradition. Yeah, let's do it. It's start next Thursday. Well,
- 14:09we gotta be careful with the guests because we have guests on Thursdays. I
- 14:11think we should do on I don't know, we should figure it out because
- 14:13it's kind of weird if the guests ain't painted. Yeah, who's the guest?
- 14:18Okay, that's yeah, I know that's right because we don't have a
- 14:20couple I guests. Oh, by the way, the twenty ninth or the
- 14:24twenty eight, we're probably gonna do a double show. Bro. Like if
- 14:28we're probably gonna do a double show, yeah, and uh like we're probably
- 14:33gonna do one in the morning and they we're probably gonna do one at night.
- 14:37Yeah, So that's gonna be a three day show for me. If
- 14:39it's gonna be cool for you guys. We're gonna do those live. But
- 14:43I gotta I gotta special hookup. Remember that song that I've been posting on
- 14:45my page with that that oldies song it says Lavias free. Uh, we
- 14:50might get We're gonna have Josh on the show, guy who sings a song
- 14:54so and he's pretty I mean, he's gonna be coming on the show.
- 14:58And then that night we're gonna have Reverie. So that's a very pack day
- 15:01for you guys. So make sure you guys tune in. We're gonna ask
- 15:03these people the tough questions to questions. Yeah, if you guys want to
- 15:07ask questions, you guys can leave him in the voicemail as well too.
- 15:11And you know, if you guys want to call up and say what's up
- 15:13this morning, call up to as well. The phone lines are open if
- 15:15you want to call up and say what's up at any moment, they'll be
- 15:18in five minutes. They'll be open in five minutes, and we'll maybe check
- 15:20the voicemails. Here's a tough question, real tough question. Is that alien
- 15:28that Mexico is we're going there already, Yeah, let's go already. You
- 15:31think it's real, you saw it, I know everyone's seen it. You
- 15:35et looking thing is real or you think it's part of the disclosure food.
- 15:39That thing looks like it was the prototype to that tour that I have over
- 15:43there. It's a fake. I'm calling bull Like, all right, look
- 15:48go grab a statue. Go grab that little statue right there, the great
- 15:52one, not that et when that was expensive. It's all stuck. Can
- 15:58imagine if when he tried to grab it, I would just run like,
- 16:03yeah, like look, food, I'm not gonna lie if I can buy
- 16:08this on Amazon food and this is ceramic, Like this is literally ceramic.
- 16:15Bro, you mean you can't stand this down to beat it up? And
- 16:18just I already told you the way you're gonna get me. I need to
- 16:22see a live one. I need to hear et phone home. I need
- 16:26to hear like some noises. But if the chemist, like, Bro,
- 16:32when I go see Egypt, shouldn't exhibit I don't go, oh, these
- 16:36are the people that build the pyramids. I'm just like the chemists with you
- 16:40to make a chain out of that golden there. It's a thousand years old,
- 16:44a thousand years old. Yeah, that's what Mexico is saying technically,
- 16:48because obviously Mexico's one who hazards. You know what's crazy. You know what's
- 16:52crazy that that one food doesn't doesn't look crazy no more. That one food
- 16:56who was always going on from Sea Skoll, that food with the white hair
- 17:00was who was always talking about you don't want talking about, not talking about
- 17:04I think we're talking about him, Mausan him, Yeah food, him,
- 17:10Masan does not look like a crazy person anymore. And everybody who talks shit
- 17:15all those years and the fuckingis and fucking Latinos, fucking straight up, man,
- 17:22you foods just fucking be a shame, bro, because this motherfucker was
- 17:26telling you nineteen ninety three, while I was watching Donacisco telling you he was
- 17:30like, no, it's Tamo solos. What is it? I say,
- 17:33this alfoida. He had pictures coming in everywhere. People were sending him out.
- 17:38Huh, I'm in what I'm in my Mausan. Yeah, I'm in
- 17:42Mausan, bro, And like, all right, so look bro, they
- 17:47showed the bodies. First of all, what does that thing look like to
- 17:51you? Great? Go first, I actually haven't seen it. You haven't
- 17:55seen what it looks like, Senior Red. You gotta check it out.
- 17:57Okay, Well, well maybe you could find on this concrete. Okay,
- 18:00well I'm not saying it's made out of concrete. Started out the concrete though,
- 18:07but I started to right time about Oh that's him, right, that's
- 18:12what you're talking about. Yeah, food, so he oh ships that fool's
- 18:17been. That fool's like the Sam triple in the Spanish world for aliens.
- 18:19M Sam triple is ridiculous in a good way. This guy's like, really
- 18:25about it. He eats sleeps aliens. But he's like a U he's a
- 18:30Sam eats conspiracy theories. Yeah, we wouldn't go like, oh my god.
- 18:34But what I'm trying to say, but I think he's dedicated just to
- 18:37aliens, Sam, we go down every rabbit hole. So, but this
- 18:41guy's into aliens. The massa since like the nineties, like before that.
- 18:45Okay, I'm looking at it right now thanks to the American Chola. What
- 18:48up? It looks mumified, right, yeah, supposedly it's it's mumified.
- 18:53So the thing bro Like, if you look at the thing's head food,
- 18:59it looks like ET's head. It literally looks like ET's head. I wouldn't
- 19:06be scared of it. I don't know, man, Like, if that
- 19:08thing was really be scared of that, I would because it'd be so it'd
- 19:11be so weird for you to see something like this move. But what if
- 19:17it just doesn't have powers? Those things communicate telepathically. I mean, look
- 19:21at the alien corpse though, Like the head looks like it belongs to Et.
- 19:26Like, literally the head looks like it belongs to Et. I can
- 19:29make this shit and fucking in my clay shop. I could have made this
- 19:33clay and I had clay, I had whatever would But there's also X rays
- 19:37too. They said it was it was pregnant. They said one of them
- 19:41was pregnant. At least that's what I heard when out when I was when
- 19:42I was driving out. I know because they showed the X rays and they
- 19:45showed the the like the insights of the body and ship and the autopsies.
- 19:49You know what's crazy. These fools have like a skeletal structure like it's it's
- 19:53a whole thing. They have whistles and and like in it's crazy. You
- 19:56saw how many babies they had inside? Three? Yeah? See three eggs?
- 20:00Yeah, I'm telling you for like the ex ray shows that they had
- 20:03like three eggs, Like that's the like like three three. Time Mexican alien
- 20:10I show up, you can make that into a bid, I think,
- 20:17yeah, yeah, you can literally make that into a bid, like haven't
- 20:22you made you a full bids? Like I'm happy that aliens are showing up,
- 20:25like let's let's eat on us. But yeah, somebody said, I
- 20:32think they don't have generals. We'll see horses don't have generals and they still
- 20:34get pregnant. So and that's how you could tell that these things. I
- 20:38don't know, man, what my whole thing is? Three babies in one
- 20:42body? Though? Can you imagine humans do that? It's not that crazy.
- 20:48The chances of you getting your lady pregnant with three kids at once.
- 20:52What are the chances of that? It's not it's that crazy because twins.
- 20:56How crazy are twins? I think it has to be genetic. Yeah,
- 20:59but i'll crazy are twins? One? And how many people are twins?
- 21:03Ills of twins? Let's see? What would you say? I mean,
- 21:07Sam has twins? Dude? Okay, naturally triplets? One in six thousand,
- 21:12eight hundred and eighty nine pregnancies. Damn one in six thousand, three
- 21:18and one hundred for twins? How many three and one hundred for twins?
- 21:22Three out of every hundred three of them are gonna be twins, Which makes
- 21:25no sense, but that's what it says. Just over three percent of babies
- 21:29in the United States are now born in sets of twos, threes or more,
- 21:33with the majority about ninety seven percent of these multiple births being twins.
- 21:37So your chances of having twins is about three and a hundred. Okay,
- 21:41check this out. The current birth rate for US and twenty twenty three is
- 21:48twelve births per thousand people. It's a lot of babies. Yeah. For
- 21:55we gotta have like some China limit on here, bro, Like we can't
- 21:56just keep we can't just have these We cant and just had people reproducing like
- 22:00this, especially the quality of people were producing. We're producing a lot of
- 22:03emotional, stupid, like sick ass kids. The current birth rate for China
- 22:12in twenty twenty three is ten births per one thousand people, which is actually
- 22:18a two point three six decline from twenty twenty two. Dude, that sounds
- 22:26pretty that sounds pretty fair. I feel like they have one of the highest
- 22:30populations in the in the earth. That's why they had to put a cap
- 22:33on it. Yo. You know what I found out yesterday because my homie,
- 22:40uh, he just had his second baby, and I looked at him,
- 22:44like, you're gonna have a third one? You want to put the
- 22:45boy in there. He's like like two years younger than me I think from
- 22:49my age, and that food just didn't have nothing to do with his time
- 22:52or would. I don't know, dog, Yeah, I don't know.
- 22:56But he just had this, he just had the last one. And I
- 22:57looked over to him. Yes, then I was like, I didn't have
- 23:00a third one, my boy, and and he's like n's He looked at
- 23:07me all kind of weird. I was like, you don't want a boy.
- 23:07He's got two little girls, and he's like, yeah, but I
- 23:11think I'm gonna get a sect to me and it's kind of dangerous and your
- 23:14girl's not supposed to get more than two C sections. I looked, yeah,
- 23:19dude, yeah, because the skin. Dude, you can't just keep
- 23:23pulling the skin over and over. That's why you can't looked And I looked
- 23:27it up. Dog, it's true. I was like, is it okay
- 23:30to have three C sections? Each repeat section? C section is generally more
- 23:34complicated than the last. However, research hasn't established that the exact number of
- 23:40repeated C sections considered safe. Women who have multiple repeated C sections are at
- 23:45a at a at increased risk of death or problems with the placential. I
- 23:48didn't know that. That blew my mind. Dog, you know what's crazy.
- 23:53I don't mind seeing people getting decapitated. I mean, not that it
- 23:57doesn't discuss me, but like, I can't see a C section. No,
- 24:02I don't know that's I can't see that either. Bro, that's like,
- 24:04but I can't wait. I'm telling you, dude, Like the moment,
- 24:08that's where if I were to be in the delivery room and like I
- 24:11would just close my eyes. I'm not filming that. I would just like
- 24:15I would just I would just literally go in there with glasses and then like
- 24:19when when they'll be like be like all right, here he comes. I'm
- 24:22just gonna be like, look the glasses on, like pretending to like look
- 24:27at it. Did you see that blue faces? Fucking wife or girlfriend?
- 24:32Uh? Baby mother, baby mama? She streamed the fucking her birth or
- 24:37her delivery life. Yeah, she was on live. She didn't show the
- 24:41pussy though. No, I know, but like, would you be okay
- 24:44with you? I mean you might, you might go live. No,
- 24:45I don't. I don't know. I'm know where to go live. That's
- 24:47something where I'm talking with you. I know, I know why. No,
- 24:52No, we know what's your pregnancy. You can do wherever you want.
- 24:55I guess. Yeah, dude, that's your pet sperm. I gotta
- 25:00say it's pretty impressive to be like, you know what this live stream is?
- 25:04No, I was on instagram? Was on Instagram? All right,
- 25:07that's crazy. I'd be upset you're not like streaming this, bitch, Yeah,
- 25:11live stream pulling the plug. I don't even want to record it,
- 25:15like require we're recording you having giving birth for what? Who who's gonna rewatch
- 25:18this later? How how how like realistic is it for like a woman dying
- 25:22giving birth? Because you remember, like back in like the fifties, bitches
- 25:25we're dying giving birth. I'm pretty sure it's not pretty common now. And
- 25:30if it is, unless you're like what damage goes, they'll tell you.
- 25:33They'll tell you too. Doctors will tell you be like, hey, you
- 25:36shouldn't be having kids. No, they'll tell you that you got to get
- 25:37rid of it because you're your life might be a danger. And I and
- 25:42we got a phone call from Arizona. Oh, hello, Yo, what's
- 25:51cracking my board? Yo? What? Man? Thank you for calling them?
- 25:53Who spoke the same podcast? Was this from What's Up? Jose?
- 26:00What's cracking with you? Good morning? And you're listening to the podcast here
- 26:04at work? Making them daught to us? Bro? Yeah already know you're
- 26:08making us out there? Yeah, dogs, they can be fun, man,
- 26:14thought us make the list little marry a fucking five. So so,
- 26:21so what's going on? Yeah, cooking the ship up, bro, you
- 26:26know, saving the day for a cumber fourteen man. And if you want
- 26:30me to, man, I'll go Like a day before and I took some
- 26:33shit up for you guys. You know, yeah you could. You could
- 26:34cook. You could come by and cook some shut up. You just try
- 26:37to make it on the podcast day just so we could, like I'll enjoy
- 26:41it and get fed. Oh hell yeah, dude, when there was it
- 26:47would have to be on Wednesday morning or Thursday Thursday night. But we can
- 26:52work that out. You would be cool. Hell yeah, yeah somebody,
- 27:00Hell yeah, guys have a blast week here. Then there you go.
- 27:03See you guys much manage this time. I'm taking a swell pack a little
- 27:11fucking long next. Bro, Oh I give him the beer. Yeah yeah,
- 27:15do help me. I'm waiting for the right day to drink yo.
- 27:18Man, I'm taking a good variety of a Mexican beer. Bro. Gonna
- 27:22try to shapload of different beers out there, man, so let's do it.
- 27:30You read that out red that like someone wrote that woman take a ship
- 27:36while giving birth. That ain't even the craziest part. You know, if
- 27:38a group, if a woman gives vaginal birth, she can rip for vagina
- 27:42to her household. Then they got to stitch that back up. Damn yeah,
- 27:47bro, if like if it's if it's too big, like you take
- 27:49Shack's mom. Yeah, bro it literally it's like for real, for real,
- 27:53like you can literally it'll rip it and then agina can expand yeah to
- 27:59so much, so much. Yeah, but I'm talking about like it like
- 28:02it's ripping, like the bot, like the yeah, like ripping the gooch
- 28:04pretty much because you gotta think yeah, yeah, basically the yeah, the
- 28:08taint damn. So you're ripping the gooch a lot, the strip, the
- 28:14landing strip from your fucking sack to your fucking or from their vagina to your
- 28:18asshole. Yep, it's ripped. And it happens all the time. No
- 28:22no, no, no, no, not all the time, but it
- 28:22can happen. You gotta stitch it up and that's it. But you gotta
- 28:25think about it. It's the head, isn't the biggest thing you gotta worry
- 28:29about. It's the shoulders. My boy, I think about a baby,
- 28:33because that's what doesn't like this. Yeah, that's what will come in like
- 28:37a swim. That's what comes in like that. His shoulders are nice and
- 28:41bro, yeah, it's not the head. People always everyone always time,
- 28:44He's like, Bro, the shoulders is where it's like once the held hops
- 28:47off, you're just you're halfway there, then you gotta pop it out again.
- 28:52Bruce batter, Bruce batter. My girl's pussy good as foot, all
- 29:00right. So's so what about with them taking the ship, like when they
- 29:04have that ship stitched up? Yeah, careful, I can get effected.
- 29:08Yeah. And so there are people on you tubes who have posted their live
- 29:15stream of a life of a birth a lot of yous. Yeah I'm not
- 29:19doing it. That's crazy. What about that? Who's guarding that room where
- 29:26all the babies are at? How do you has nobody ever tried mixing them
- 29:30up? Probably? Look, it's called it's called the third degree vaginal terrors.
- 29:34Third degree terors going into the muscles that surround the a and is called
- 29:38the anus butcher or something like that. These muscles sometimes need to be repaired
- 29:41in the operating room rather than the delivery room. They typically take four to
- 29:47six weeks to heal. It's crazy, like, yeah, you better hope
- 29:53your baby is born premature at that point, you know you, Oh fuck
- 29:57my fuck, my lady's ausphole. My kid needs to come on c doc.
- 30:03At least she not full out early because always said tweeks the fuck be
- 30:10Like I could always make another man like you either a fighter or you not.
- 30:17That's crazy that premature babies get sick too more h oh yeah, those
- 30:22onos aren't like fucking they're already. You watched the Ashton Kutcher Little Doc by
- 30:27Patrick cc It just came out a couple of days ago. He yeah,
- 30:32what were they were? They defended? They defended on the thirty. Yeah,
- 30:34yeah, I did see it, but well you didn't watch that.
- 30:37Ashton Kutcher's older brother. That's right, he had a twin brother. Oh
- 30:42that shit was fucking crazy. Watch your head up. Yeah, this food
- 30:47had like so Ashton Kutcher had a twin brother. Get that, I fucking
- 30:51did seven Po're not? You're right, you're right, my bad t sh
- 30:53sha because it was very interesting, like you said, go on, so
- 30:59as like as Kutcher has a twin brother, food like that that died right,
- 31:03No, they didn't. Also, his mom they didn't even know that
- 31:07she was having twins, so she got to the hospital. But this guy
- 31:11was like, I don't know if you know what twins were, like one
- 31:14of them will take most of like the eatings. So basically Ashton Kutcher brother
- 31:21and when the brother came out the brother came out a little like premature.
- 31:25Ashton Kutcher was like any so it came out a little premature and ship and
- 31:32then it just goes on how like how Ashton Kutcher has always been a big
- 31:36brother, a good big brother, Like he wouldn't go to sleepovers unless they
- 31:40would invite his little brother, type of bullshit like that. So I was
- 31:42just looking at ease and I was like, bro, like it happens often,
- 31:45as you think, and like that's how you have asthma, Like rock
- 31:48must have been premature, the rock rock fasom Oh you know how he has
- 31:56asthma. I was joking around, but like people that people that are premature
- 32:00have asthma, they're prone to have liked we commune system. I mean,
- 32:05but it wasn't a twin though it wasn't rock. No, I know,
- 32:07I was joking on runs, but I was just saying, like it like
- 32:10it does happened here and there. I just keep picturing Ashton Kutchers if he
- 32:14is just eating more in the stomach talking about hanging out. Yeah. But
- 32:24yeah, so that that fool was born like because this twin brother, that
- 32:28food was all weak, huh. Yeah, And that was some udio,
- 32:30right, see some udio. Yeah, like he fucking died, and you
- 32:35know, you know it was crazy that Aston Kutcher try to do a dog
- 32:39like in that in that video that he where he said he like try to
- 32:43sacrifice himself food so he could have his brother. Like he was like,
- 32:45well he's like fuck, give him my organ. Yeah, because he felt
- 32:50bad. I'm telling you he doesn't bad because when they were twins, I
- 32:52mean, he was obviously taking a lot of like the nutrients and all that
- 32:55ship that could have been for both of him. But it's not like he
- 32:58did on purpose. God knew needed a good TV dude, right, bro,
- 33:02I did not know mel Lacunas was fourteen years old when not Full made
- 33:06out with her and he was nineteen. How is that legal? Can they
- 33:08do that? Still? Okay? So when it comes to shit like that,
- 33:13a parent or a dog, guardian whatever has to be present in the
- 33:16set. Damn Jackie, looking at that shit go down. It's the same
- 33:21ship with Super Bad when I think it was with Michael Sarah and that chick.
- 33:24But that's fourteen, like seventeen sixteen. Four she was fourteen. She
- 33:30lied to get in. She lied though to like to be a part of
- 33:34that cast and ship. Oh she did. I don't know if she lied
- 33:37personally, but somebody lied for her together, everyone acting like they didn't crazy
- 33:44because like you didn't do a background check or whatever. And then like,
- 33:47I don't know, you haven't seen the dog, but like, you know,
- 33:49she kissed everybody on set except for fucking no. She says that she
- 33:53kissed everybody on set except for Toford Grace. Okay, what's the name of
- 34:00a documentary. It's by Patrick. It's about fucking YouTube YouTube facts. You
- 34:06know what I mean? But no, no, but she says it.
- 34:08She says it. Mela Coolness herself says it, I was made to kiss
- 34:14everybody on set except for tofor whatever his name is. So when she said
- 34:19that I was made, meaning that the producers made her, the writer whatever,
- 34:23but she said everybody, it basically seems I want no the right the
- 34:29writers made. The writers wrote all wrote her and all these things and to
- 34:32make her kind of look like, yeah, like the of the horror of
- 34:36the fucking group kind of ship. She was the horror the show. She
- 34:38was the horror the show. She was, Yes, but as a fourteen
- 34:44year old, why can't you pick, and I was a look, here's
- 34:45how I see it too. I see it too hot and just saw you
- 34:51know, I don't fucking condone this shit, But in the nineteen seventies and
- 34:57all that shit, fucking teams were making it with other teams regardless of age.
- 35:00It was just like that. Yeah, I'm not saying that the show
- 35:05was portraying that, but I could see if you know the rise ball,
- 35:08you know, so you can know that show. All right, look,
- 35:12man, listen, let's let's let's ask this question the whole go to paree.
- 35:15We're going to Patreon people. If you're gonna hate on me or the
- 35:20show, you're gonna have to pay five dollars. It's easy as your American
- 35:27acts. Not Yeah, question, shoot it? All right? Shoot it?
- 35:35Do you think that it's okay? Like not like because I'm scared,
- 35:42I'm already because look food when we were in high school, there was always
- 35:46bitches that were dating older foods. I remember that ship very clearly. Every
- 35:52girl I was in love with, Yeah, mostly the hot girls. Yeah,
- 35:54I'm not gonna lie to do it was mostly the hot girls that were
- 35:58the most of the hot girls that had the older boyfriends. Right, we're
- 36:00hot than Yeah. Now, now here's the thing. Do you think that
- 36:06if if homegirls like sixteen or seventeen, do you think if you have if
- 36:13the parent, the parent is cool and the person is taking care of the
- 36:16bitch, do you think it's cool for them to date. I've always said
- 36:22this if they went to high school, like if the dad knows the dude,
- 36:25if they were dad like, I'm not saying that he's selling it off
- 36:30like r Kelly, but I'm saying like, hey, dude, like,
- 36:31I mean, I was there. I turned eighteen before the girlfriend I had
- 36:35at the time turned eighteen one year, which isn't crazy a couple of months,
- 36:38but at that point, at that moment in time, it's technically illegal.
- 36:43Because the reason that to me should be high school. If y'all went
- 36:45to high school, if you if technically I don't even mean in the same
- 36:49high school, but if she was a freshman when you were a senior,
- 36:53you're you're creepy. You're creepy, you don't got no game because go get
- 36:58yourself a hotter bitch, a older bitch at that point. But it's okay.
- 37:01The reason I ask is because a lot like we all know, like
- 37:07if you ask a lot, like a lot of people that are older,
- 37:09they'll tell you, like they'll straight out tell you, be like, oh,
- 37:12when did you meet your When did you meet your wife? When did
- 37:14you meet your like lady or whatever? Be like, oh, say loss
- 37:20who Joe says, I was fifteen and I was with my girl she was
- 37:24twenty two. No, and call up. And in hulkands five four,
- 37:30I went to school with a girl naph grade who was dating a twenty one
- 37:32year old in nineteen ninety eight. I don't know what your house if you
- 37:36get that's headed, but that is Xavier. If you got any if you
- 37:43got any stories like this about sharing your insight from seeing any of the motherfuckers
- 37:49out there picking up picking up the hot bitches when we were in high school
- 37:52and we were like trying to we were looking at these bitches there were our
- 37:53age at the time hot and we've seen these people get picked up. Or
- 37:58you knew somebody that was dating an older person while they were under age and
- 38:01their parents were okay with it, call up or maybe if that was you,
- 38:05call up. We want to hear this story that snatual limitations in California
- 38:08seven years that means Rob. That means Rob Romo's call up. Damn food,
- 38:15that fucked up? Why would you throw him under the i'mna be honest.
- 38:20There was a fool like and he looked like Rob Ramos with the beard,
- 38:25and I was like, fooll Y're not go go leave you. You
- 38:28graduated three years ago. I know you graduated three years ago. He looked
- 38:32like Rob Ramos with a big old chain with the hat tall and I couldn't
- 38:37biggest fucking out and I couldn't fire, I couldn't find him. I was
- 38:38like, man, whatever, she wasn't even that fine anyways. Maybe and
- 38:42Lopez, that's what Adam sixteen said, baby, and Lopez, that's what
- 38:46Adam sixteen said. The Adam was twenty two. Adam was twenty two when
- 38:52he looked up when he was talking to a sixty year old and and food
- 38:57like, that's six years that's six years old. I told you to me
- 39:00four four is the four? To me? Four is it? And I
- 39:05mean food there was all. What I'm saying is that some of these some
- 39:07of these parents were okay with that ship like some parents they were they were
- 39:13one hundred, like they know about these relationships. Food was probably because she
- 39:17she already knew the dude they meet the dude fool you know by some dads
- 39:24like Okay, I'll tell you a story. I'll tell you a story.
- 39:34All right, I'm sorry to come back. I'll tell you a story that
- 39:37it happened to me. And I dated a girl that was older when I
- 39:44was in high school, like by like a few years, where she was
- 39:45picking me up and all that stuff. And then I also was with somebody
- 39:50that she started dating me, which is like my like we're the same age.
- 39:55But she was trying to get out of a relationship that her parents were
- 39:59trying to f for sure to be in, you know what I mean,
- 40:02Like that we're trying like they were trying to fort here to fucking be in.
- 40:06Get hold on, somebody said, the audios off, it's kind of
- 40:09fuzzy, right yeah, uh, you know what this whole time, give
- 40:15us like five minutes and we're gonna fix this mic real quick. Whole time.
- 40:17Y'all enjoy this. Whatever we could, we we whip up real quick.
- 40:21We're gonna make sure the mike is good real quick. We'll be right
- 40:22back. Do we even realign he don't find me bag and look up,
- 41:10but you don't let a look so boy, come on, don't kill you.
- 41:15Let me let me kill your bunoon, Let me fucking kill your bull
- 41:19A big time collecting what I shall be? Whats a gang banging in this
- 41:30wooterloo us? Listen to my sons? What? What? What? What?
- 42:12Did you see those videos I posted up about the Arab parents? Be
- 42:15like, oh you want car driving? Like I was just like, man,
- 42:21if that's what having every parents is like? That shit is crazy?
- 42:22Bro. They're like I think I was like, but like a little bit
- 42:25more crazier. All right. So yeah, so we're we were talking about
- 42:32we're talking about situations when we're nineties kids. So I remember, oh,
- 42:38all right, here it is, here it is. We got a call
- 42:42from Texas. We got a call from Texas. Everybody, what up?
- 42:46Thank you for calling that. We don't smoke the same podcast? Who's this?
- 42:52What up? Is this? Joe? What's up? Joe was cracking
- 42:54food? Still in here at work? Was she was so young and hear
- 43:00about the fucking me and my chick? Are you still with this chick?
- 43:06Yeah? Oh shit, that's your lady right now? What on? All
- 43:08right? All right? So yeah, bro, I want to hear about
- 43:12this. You said you were sixteen and she was twenty two. Yeah.
- 43:19Yeah, we met on my Space. But I told her I was eighteen.
- 43:21If you went with it, how long? So when I turned eighteen,
- 43:28huh, keep going, keep going? All right, I'll tell us
- 43:30the whole story. Let him tell the story. Let them tell the story.
- 43:34I told her I was eighteen, and then and then we're together.
- 43:37I was. I was laying with her, and shit, fucky I left
- 43:40for like a week. I left for like a wick without saying shit to
- 43:44anybody, and I was just I was over there with her. Finally I
- 43:46fucking hit up. My mom told her what the fuck was up and all
- 43:49that shit. You was gonna put the cobs on her, but she found
- 43:52out that she already had like the little girls, so she was like,
- 43:54nah, I'm not gonna sucking burner like that. So we stayed together.
- 43:59So they seen, and then I kept saying that I was they seen or
- 44:01whatever, and fancy, like what did it? Going to the club?
- 44:05When I started to be seen, that's when I asked, what happened?
- 44:08You brought you? Cut off? Yo, get you here? I was,
- 44:16hey, I'd be Joe Joe damn that she was getting good. Call
- 44:22up again, Joe, damn. Bro, would your mom would Your mom
- 44:30would have been pissed about it. I was gonna say food like my mom
- 44:35knew that I was dating some older girls at one point. This is a
- 44:40different color from California. Thank you for calling that. We don't smoke the
- 44:47same podcast? My chick? My chick? How's it doing? What up?
- 44:52But up? Thank you for calling? Who's this? This is a
- 44:55Fredom Collins from Paris, from Paris, California. I've got I got a
- 45:00yes, sir, I got a story for you, dude, personal story.
- 45:04So, uh, this was back in ninety ninety, ninety eight,
- 45:07ninety yeah, ninety eight, ninety nine. Uh, I was. I
- 45:12was. I was shy of nineteen and then when I met my girlfriend,
- 45:15she was shy of fifteen. So that was my mom, What the hell?
- 45:22Cut off again? Yo, that's weird. Hello? Can you hear
- 45:32me? Yeah? We can hear you now? Hello? Yeah we can?
- 45:36Okay, okay, no, So it was so it was it was
- 45:38kind of it was my homeboy sister. So it was kind of one of
- 45:40those things where the mom and everybody took care of her. Was always on
- 45:44drugs, so I was always there. I was took care of her fetters.
- 45:46So we ended up cooking up and think my mom my homeboy because my
- 45:53homeboy sister. Okay, that was like the kick back spot, you know.
- 45:58Her house was like the hangout spot where all the home only sung out.
- 46:00Okay. So uh and this was, like I said, she was
- 46:05shy of fifteen and I was shy of nineteen. But like I said,
- 46:08this was back in ninety eight, ninety you know, nine, you know,
- 46:12But twenty three years later, I mean, we're still together. I
- 46:15got a we got a twenty year old and then we got a thirteen year
- 46:20old. Yeah, man, but I remember we got we got pulled over
- 46:24a couple of times and the cops were like, yeah, you know,
- 46:29her parents and all they gotta do is make one phone call, you know.
- 46:31And this was a couple of years asking where were together. She was
- 46:36probably about sixteen, She was like sixteen, so I was probably about twenty
- 46:39then by that time. But I mean, I think you think about that
- 46:45nowadays. Though. It's kind of strange. I mean, but I'm personally
- 46:51going through it. I mean, you know, I mean, what it
- 46:52is, what it is? It happened that way. Were her parents cool
- 46:55with it? Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, that's what
- 46:59I'm saying. Her mom, her mom was like, you take care of
- 47:01her. You know, you're out of my hair. You take care of
- 47:05her, I'm telling you. And there was no there was no dad.
- 47:10No, her dad was out of the picture. So it was just a
- 47:15mom raising the muck. Yeah, it's pretty crazy, but you know we're
- 47:19still together years later. Hey, I mean, you know, I'm I'm
- 47:25I'm forty three now and she's thirty. She'll be thirty nine. I mean.
- 47:30But then again, when you look at it like that, though,
- 47:32you know what I mean, it's thirty nine, You're like, he's forty
- 47:35three, and like like, I mean, hey, our kids when we're
- 47:40not when we tell our kids are stories. Man, they chopped out on
- 47:44it, you know, I mean, somebody said it in the chat with
- 47:46it like it's more ta taboo than it used to be. Because I'm not
- 47:50gonna lie. If you're a product of Latinos in the nineties, if you're
- 47:52like a nineties kida, nine times out of ten, your dad was way
- 47:54older than your mom. Every time everyone, no, no, that's dad,
- 48:00exactly how my parents where my dad was about four years older than my
- 48:02mom. Yeah, stay with my parents. Yeah, just like you're yeah
- 48:07always that's that's like you guys say you think about it now, ladies in
- 48:12twenty twenty three, that's you know a little bit. It's uh, it's
- 48:16more frowned upon now than it wasn't before. It's kind of yeah, I
- 48:23mean it's still I mean, I know what you mean, bro, But
- 48:28it's like I wanted to ask this to like people out there, because,
- 48:30like I said, people have an opinion about everything, but then forget that
- 48:36almost like like you know, like our parents are a product of that ship
- 48:39too, you know what I mean, like like what you really think about
- 48:44it? But you know, ask your parents, Like everybody who's listening out
- 48:45there, why don't you go ask your parents? What age did did realistically
- 48:50be like what did you start banging? Mom? What age did you really
- 48:52start? Like what age did you did you start? Like like like seeing
- 48:57her, like how did it happen? Like it was her? Was her?
- 49:00Was her dad? Not? There? Was the dad was like no,
- 49:04no, he was he was. He was here and there. You
- 49:07know, he didn't have too much to say so, but he was just
- 49:08like hey, as long as you're taking care of my daughter, you know.
- 49:12Another one. So, you know, the only one that really gave
- 49:15us, gave me a problem to dude, was my mom. My mom
- 49:19was like, what are you doing? You know I do? Was my
- 49:21sisters, like my younger sister's age, like they were the same age her
- 49:24my sister at the same age. So it was like, you know,
- 49:28Dayton, one of my younger sisters a little my years frames. I can't
- 49:32I can't imagine that She's the only one that had She's the only one that
- 49:37gave me an issue. What was that conversation like with your mom, because
- 49:42that's been yeah, you know, yeah what I say, Hey, it
- 49:47is, it is what it is, you know, but you know they
- 49:51gotta get they not you can do about it. They go, what was
- 49:53your dad? Like this will start a buppet sa, No, you know,
- 50:00you know at that at that time, my dad wasn't in the picture.
- 50:05My mom and my dad separated when I was young, so it was
- 50:07just my mom and her husband. But yeah, that's it, you know,
- 50:13Yeah, I'm just right here at work listen to the podcast. I
- 50:15was like, oh, I got a story for them right now. Thank
- 50:17you, Homie. I appreciate you calling up and then just letting us know,
- 50:22like you know, you're inside on there, bro, and just like
- 50:24like like you said your personal story because hey, bro, like yeah,
- 50:29like I said, we're still together, and we're still together. Damn.
- 50:34That's I got a young I got it. I got a young hot hop
- 50:37mill with me younger than I am. Hey, I mean, there you
- 50:42go, Doug shit, I mean, and they worked out for you at
- 50:45a different time, man, I mean, and thank you for calling up
- 50:47for that story. Man, I appreciate that. Yeah, yeah, no
- 50:50doubt you guys have a good one. Man. All right too, Man,
- 50:53all man, all right, Joe, call back up. I want
- 50:58to hear the rest of the story because we met his lad. He's at
- 51:00work, I mean work, and if he has time to catch lizards.
- 51:06What he did say he had like bad service where he was at some I
- 51:12know, I can't imagine having a conversation because think about it. That song
- 51:14that I brought up, that shit is about fucking about it like that ship
- 51:17is I'm pretty sure that Jo said lied about. It's called forty twenty and
- 51:22the song and the song is literally talking about is like people are mad because
- 51:27you'll thinkin there, but come on, you know it wasn't Bain there fo.
- 51:36This was this this food was a player dog, you know what I
- 51:38mean? Like he was like them. He was like a Sinatra kind of
- 51:40guy. And then he's out there like and then especially he's from that time.
- 51:45What is it? He was like, yeah, yeah, bro,
- 51:52like that's like my dad's song. Dog. I was one of my favorite
- 51:55artists. I was sad on he did. I always wanted to meet him.
- 51:58Cans My pop just married my mom when she was twenty one and he
- 52:01was forty four. Ten brothers, one sister. Damn, this will really
- 52:07liked. Those are like my dad's numbers. Yeah, my dad's my little
- 52:12numbers. My dad's ex scoirlfriend, he's single an album. My DA's ex
- 52:15scirlfriend was the same age, same age as as old as daughter. You
- 52:17can't go lower dog, you legitimately can't go lord. I looked at him,
- 52:21I was like, bro, you cannot date someone younger than your daughter.
- 52:25Three eyes. Human life expect expectancy used to be like forty or so.
- 52:30People had to mature quicker. Now since like the nineteen twenties, we
- 52:36live up two one hundred, y'all niggas are crazy. Yeah, man,
- 52:43I mean it's quite. It's quite the fucking situation. If you, like
- 52:50I said, if you gotta if you got your personal experience, experience to
- 52:55be talking about, if you want to call up or if you remember something
- 52:59in high school like that, let us know. Also, if you want
- 53:01to call up and comments on the alien situation, let us know what do
- 53:05you think? Is it real? Are they're lying? Are they lying?
- 53:08All right? So? Hey, who you saw those bodies? Are you
- 53:10remember the mummies? They buy it up now, can't answer my question,
- 53:15the question what is it you're running that fade? Like if they remember how
- 53:20I said the aliens? All right? The aliens show up to your door.
- 53:23They show up and it's that it's that little food, the food that
- 53:27is Muma fighting there he shows up. It was like, hey, if
- 53:30you could go, if you could square up with me on a fair one
- 53:31and you win, you get to stay home. If not, you get
- 53:35to take you in the ship. You're running that fade with him with that
- 53:38little food there, stop him with that gun. You have I unload the
- 53:42whole fucking I don't know those fools. The suppos could be strong food,
- 53:45this could they can have like powers. They got laser beams that come out
- 53:47of there. You know, it wouldn't be that, It wouldn't be a
- 53:52Mexico right now. We gotta I think that's on the man's back. Thank
- 53:59you for calling. Then we don't smoke the same podcast. Yo yo yo
- 54:07yo yo, So Barry, as he said, I can't call right now.
- 54:09But my homie Johnny was thirteen when he got his twenty two year old
- 54:14lady pregnant. This wasnt yo yo. Thank you for calling. Lose this
- 54:25yo man. So there again, and you know what encounter will be defa
- 54:29tell oh man a little doing. What is are you in the s oh
- 54:38the Yeah, the one with Seth Rogan? Yeah, would be man,
- 54:46Yeah, man, I'm driving. That would that that would be pretty cool
- 54:51to have a to have a space alien like like that was kind of like
- 54:54the eight Nah, man, that'll be that'd be crazy. Man. You
- 55:00can't go to tool man. That's why I has some fucking cosmic, fucking
- 55:05jiu jitsu type shit out there, man, some Eddie problems that they got
- 55:08any problems ten planet, ten planet jiu jitsu? Yeah, man, fucking
- 55:14yeah, there you go, fucking Eddie and counter one of them focus they
- 55:17say, do this moving there you go? Oh Yeah's another line is I
- 55:23think that's going to fool the real you think the little foods are real?
- 55:30I think I think little fools. I think they're coming all types of fucking
- 55:32shapes and sizes and they become fucking I think they could be fucking invisible if
- 55:37they want. I mean, like I said, I'm one of those people
- 55:42that I know this technology. I'm one of those people that I feel that
- 55:45like I have to see it to believe it, Like, I know,
- 55:45why are you gonna show me a dead one? Especially when it's like a
- 55:49thousand years old? Like if it's gonna be a thousand years old, bro,
- 55:52Like, what the fuck do I need to see it? Bro?
- 55:53I do not need to see a thousand year old dead mummy. Show me
- 55:55one that is locked up in a cage right now asking you to release it,
- 56:01Like, show me one that'll be like, Hey, I'm from this
- 56:06fucking planet. What the fuck's up? You know, they gotta have some
- 56:08fools working for the for the government out there, man, so little too
- 56:14instead are getting all this information. You know, we're on the street information
- 56:17to the world. You know, we're on the street like nothing. We're
- 56:22mostly on Twitter. The word on the street is that Mexico is using the
- 56:24aliens to distract from the fact that three tied three to tied three to three
- 56:30last night with some weak ass fucking country be reading off the phone. Yeah,
- 56:35someone sent it to me. All right, let me say, let
- 56:37me tell you, man, let me read to you what somebody sent to
- 56:39me. I'm I'm gonna pull up tomorrow slap XD for that comedy said about
- 56:45me RUBLSD. Man. I know you guys hate that one movie with Adam
- 56:52Taylor that want what's they called that pixel movie? Remember that one little movie
- 56:58that one alien bitch. I know it sucks, but three titty aliens was
- 57:02fine. Dog from the one video game, he was fine the alien A
- 57:08man, I fucked for three titties right there. Man, for sure you
- 57:13wouldn't need two dicks too. Yeah, probably has like three VA giants down
- 57:17there too. Bro. Imagine that ship like a CD slit like the six
- 57:22CDs changer from BMW or what is it shit? Imagine like calm both breaker,
- 57:30all three of them. Bro, this damn dog all right, but
- 57:38I love from an alien ship. Dogs from the alien It sounds like a
- 57:44dog, all right. But if you imagine the full tack and a boot
- 57:47stoop bro and that blue stooth man that sta stist from dogs, and you
- 57:52just activate that ship like automatically, there's a braver blue shoot. They'd be
- 57:58like hard Dick on the spot Spot, I'll let him know, I'll blue
- 58:06thing about it on the spot. Jack and Mary make the pornell that one
- 58:09point that came out of that movie on the Spot with the boner. Yeah,
- 58:14that movie is funny and this was cousin nix Xavier related to me.
- 58:21It sounds like one of my uncles. But a Jose, thank you for
- 58:22calling up, dog. We're gonna call it whatever. Hey hey, the
- 58:27more Truary following the dog share voter. Yeah, but we're gonna call it.
- 58:32We're gonna call the other food from my, from my, from my,
- 58:36the other food. It was another line, we're gonna see yourself with
- 58:37that food. But thank you for calling up. Appreciate it before you do
- 58:42that, dog, Before you do that dog, What the fuck happened in
- 58:45Portland? What about it? All the game? Come on, I don't
- 58:51know, Dog, we suck again. That's three losses in the row.
- 58:53Dog it's hurting, all right, it's hurting. Please thank you for calling
- 59:01that. We don't smoke the same podcast. Okay, you know you might
- 59:07check. Yeah it was Keith, Keith. Keep hearing what up? Keith?
- 59:13I called last time about about the cold clothes and ship. Okay,
- 59:16yes, we're talking about like reco Yeah yeah, yeah, what's going on
- 59:21with you? Yeah? Bro? So all right, I'm not much more
- 59:24on freak thousands this morning about that alien ship, bro, Like that's inside
- 59:30of the ship. Alright, what do you mean like inside like you heard
- 59:32it on Tim Foil or like how do you know? No? No,
- 59:37no, no man. So like, okay, it's a it's a long
- 59:39shot story, but I'll make it short. So last year's I was at
- 59:43a family function and uh, I was chewing my cousin. We're just smoking,
- 59:49you know how you guys can get you know, people get deep and
- 59:52ship when you guys start talking about like conspiracies and all that. And he
- 59:55starts talking about how he was talking with his grandmother, bro, and they
- 1:00:00were having a conversation like a heart to heart, you know, because she
- 1:00:04lives in Mexico and she was like she was about to die. You know
- 1:00:07what I'm saying she was like I had a terminal illness. Anyways, so
- 1:00:10they're talking and then she starts talking about like aliens bow like as if they
- 1:00:15were like about the impacts, like oh yeah, they're just people that used
- 1:00:20to come down and they would come visit us if he wants in a while.
- 1:00:22House and ship and the way that she described the book. Because so
- 1:00:27she started telling the story of the phone, and then my cousin stopped here
- 1:00:30because she he was like what the fuck, like this is some crazy shit.
- 1:00:34So we started recording, so he has a recording with the whole conversation.
- 1:00:37So we started showing me like like this little clip. And then that's
- 1:00:44just crazy because she starts like describing how like the ship would go from here
- 1:00:49today and like you know, pay like it would be like over on top
- 1:00:52of the house like the little like her wherever she lived, and then would
- 1:00:57just go to the mountain like within less than a second, like it was
- 1:01:00just like disappeared. And she said that she saw these little monkey looking men
- 1:01:06that were like silver plated, like because damn, that's that's what she said.
- 1:01:13Bro, yeah, bro, some freaky ship. And so and then
- 1:01:16what got deeper was like, so I was like, oh, maybe she's
- 1:01:21like, you know, just like an older woman and like you know,
- 1:01:23she's like losing her or whatever. And then she started main dropping. Yeah.
- 1:01:29Yeah, so she started main dropping folks Like she said that the guys
- 1:01:34that lived in the village that also like recorded all this and study this is
- 1:01:37like the guy that that got named today like on the news, the same
- 1:01:43dude. So she is from the same village that that dude from. Imma
- 1:01:49was it, yeah, yeah, that's foute. Yeah. My mom was
- 1:01:54like, oh yeah, I've been that dude's been like on that ship for
- 1:01:59years and like I know somebody that knows that dude. But she's like,
- 1:02:01oh yeah, that guy's feel shit. But like I would have thought that
- 1:02:05too, bro. Like as soon as I saw that story in the morning,
- 1:02:07bro, But then I started remembering that recording man, and the way
- 1:02:10that she was talking about it. Man, it was like people she knew,
- 1:02:15man, Like people that like like you know what I'm saying, like
- 1:02:19it was something they were used to like experiencing at that time. Because it
- 1:02:22only happened when she was really young. You can't you can't get us that
- 1:02:25footage. I probably can, bro. I was I was gonna, I
- 1:02:30was gonna say I could probably you know, my cousin right now say me
- 1:02:31that lunched. But he could tell you the story because he could tell you
- 1:02:35better than I can, and he he has like the recording and everything though
- 1:02:38it's it's pretty normally. That would be cool, bro. We would like
- 1:02:42to talk to him shit about if you could just make it happen. Oh
- 1:02:45yeah, we could. I'm gonna I'm gonna text someone now and see if
- 1:02:47he can call in and they do some shit, they're like, I don't
- 1:02:51know, don't figure it out. Yeah, that will set it up for
- 1:02:53like another day and I or he could leave a voicemail, but like whatever,
- 1:02:58even if it doesn't go on the same rule as we have, but
- 1:03:00just make it happen, you know what I mean? Like, well,
- 1:03:02we'll make it happen with you. Oh yeah, that's up man, Yeah,
- 1:03:07brocause I feel like people shouldn't know. Damn. That's like some real
- 1:03:14conspiracy shit right there. Did you hear that sick called the dog? Can
- 1:03:17you hear us? Hello? Hello? Yeah hear that. I hear I
- 1:03:30hear them Hello? Should make crest all right? I hear you. I
- 1:03:32hear my bad I'm still here. Yeah, my bad. I just want
- 1:03:36to say, uh, you know, thank you guys for giving the platform,
- 1:03:38and you know, you guys have a good day. Shit. Thank
- 1:03:43you, Bro. I appreciate you calling, Bro. I mean, that
- 1:03:45was quite the interesting call. Man. I really love it when you guys
- 1:03:46call up with these stories because it definitely gives us a lot of different insight.
- 1:03:51A lot of our our family members no stuff or they have They live
- 1:03:54life when it was a little bit more simpler and they could hide things a
- 1:03:58lot easier. So sometimes Grandma, your grandpa is not crazy. Bro,
- 1:04:01you gotta listen to him. Exactly, Bro, exactly. That's just I'm
- 1:04:09a good one man, you too, take care, take care of us.
- 1:04:16You heard that story where this guy he was walking his dog and like
- 1:04:20in the woods or in the forest right that we're going kind of deep in
- 1:04:24there, he saw the spaceship It looked like a triangle and he had his
- 1:04:28camcorder. I mean he had his camcorder, right, And I know,
- 1:04:32right, that's how why is he walking in the woods with a camcorder?
- 1:04:35All right? All right, this isn't then wasn't a word. This happened
- 1:04:44like early nineties eight eighties or whatever. Four fucking what's that movie? I
- 1:04:49don't know which project, but was doing everything he can. Yeah, So
- 1:04:55him and his dog were walking. His dog was barking. On's something that
- 1:04:58guys like, what's going on? Dog leaves, right, it just leaves
- 1:05:01him. So he follows his dog. He sees a spaceship and every time
- 1:05:05he will get close to the spaceship, he will feel this force as if
- 1:05:10like he's getting like choked or whatever. So basically he can't get near the
- 1:05:14space ship. There's like some energy or whatever, and every time he would
- 1:05:16zoom in with the camera, camera would fuck up. There's footage on YouTube
- 1:05:20and everything. So he found his dog. He heard his dog kind like
- 1:05:26yelping, running towards the whatever's going on. He sees his alien grabbing his
- 1:05:30dog and the guy the alien let go of the dog. The guy beat
- 1:05:38up the alien with a big old stick or whatever. Took him home.
- 1:05:42Videotape videotaped him for a couple of days, and I don't know what happened
- 1:05:45after that. I think it escaped or maybe agents came or what. But
- 1:05:48he was on talk shows and ship talking about his story to the point where
- 1:05:53even him and Mausan at the time picked up on it. So a lot
- 1:05:58of people think he's crazy. A lot of people think he does it's not
- 1:06:00crazy, But there is footage of this alien like fucked up or whatever you
- 1:06:06can set up. I know, I know what have you seen it?
- 1:06:10Yeah, it's crazy. It's made your parentheses. Can you imagine that the
- 1:06:17black guy was leading green so he grabbed my dog like that you get it
- 1:06:27back to health? I mean, I don't know that thing like you can
- 1:06:31eat like would you? Okay, it's semi alive. It was beating on
- 1:06:35my dog food. Okay, okay, So you're saying you got the bunked.
- 1:06:40That's what I heard. Was a long time because I don't know if
- 1:06:43it's real or now it looks fucking real. Yeah, I was back.
- 1:06:45I remember watching the two thousands. But no, but like, let's say
- 1:06:47he's don't like to hike. Let's say you're hiking the zone and you hear
- 1:06:51um remember, and you know your highest fucking like, what the fuck's that?
- 1:06:56And you go over there and it's alien but it's it's not that,
- 1:07:00but it can't hurt you. It's hurt It's like it's like that black like
- 1:07:03that food was like like a squirrel. You know how raw finds like squirrels.
- 1:07:08It's like that it needs help. Are you helping here? You calling
- 1:07:11FBI? Or you finishing it off? Like fuck you full? If it's
- 1:07:15if that ship asked me for sugar, I already know what kind of it
- 1:07:18is just dying, like like if it asked me like the one you're killing
- 1:07:24it. If it's like the woe fremented black it's like sugar. Yeah,
- 1:07:27like like more like yeah, for sure, cockroads, you're dying. But
- 1:07:30that if I could hear that food telepathically, he's like, look, man,
- 1:07:34a crash bro like help me, like help me? You trust him?
- 1:07:39Would you? Are you helping him? Are you calling FBI or not?
- 1:07:41Like I would, I would kill him. He's pretty he needs your
- 1:07:44help Like I would. I would literally be like, look man, like
- 1:07:46I have a gun, I'm gonna be like please don't do anything fucked up,
- 1:07:50and then when I'm done to be like kicking it up, like what
- 1:07:55you need him? He could probably tell me that when there's gold, dad,
- 1:07:58we got to take that all right, Thank you for calling, And
- 1:08:00we don't spoke. The same podcast was this This is Miguel. My cousin,
- 1:08:05Keith sent me. He was telling you what up Biguel's boy? What
- 1:08:12up? Biguel? Keith's cousin was popping from and he was telling he was
- 1:08:15telling me about he was telling me about your grandma. Yeah. So one
- 1:08:23time I was on the phone. I was on the phone with her.
- 1:08:25I just talked to her, you know her like just just chuck on,
- 1:08:30let me chuck on. All right, Yeah, there's from Okay. And
- 1:08:34she and she said this, no, no, she was just talking to
- 1:08:41me on the phone. My grandpa had just passed away. So I was
- 1:08:43just asking, like, you know, questions about life, what they used
- 1:08:46to do and shit like that. So she's telling me that they used to
- 1:08:50chill and just like sit under a fire, you know, just be looking
- 1:08:54up at the start because everything was super clear, and they see the stars
- 1:08:57in the moon. And I'm just telling your artes cool. She's telling me
- 1:09:00about a volcano that exploded and like the forty like, oh that's sick.
- 1:09:05You know. We're like having this conversation and then I asked her if she's
- 1:09:09ever seen anything crazy, and she said, one time she was sitting out
- 1:09:13there with my grandpa and this monkey kept coming down from the moon. A
- 1:09:21monkey, that's what she described it at. Yeah, she said it was
- 1:09:25like a little I was like really. She said he was silvery silver looking
- 1:09:30like with the late text, but that he would come down and just kind
- 1:09:33of hover over them and watch them. And she's super religious, you know
- 1:09:38how they are over there, so she thought like it was something from God.
- 1:09:42She was like, nah, it's just like just stiosito, you know,
- 1:09:45like they've got to show you that there's like a lot of power out
- 1:09:50there. That's that's what she thought. You know. She wasn't thinking aliens.
- 1:09:55Yeah, she was thinking it was like some some devil sent thing or
- 1:10:00something related with religion, something that was just to like tech your fate really
- 1:10:05damn, And yeah, you do you have this recorded? Yeah? Yeah,
- 1:10:13I had this conversation. I was like talking on the phone and I
- 1:10:15mean she was telling me about the volcanoes and I thought that was interesting because
- 1:10:18I started recording just to like double check, and she just kept telling me
- 1:10:24shit from like our youth because I lived over there and she was telling me
- 1:10:27that. On my baptism, the neighbors shot a picture of a UFO over
- 1:10:32the house, like the property we're at and she said he was super clear.
- 1:10:38He showed it to them, He's like, hey, I saw this
- 1:10:39yesterday, took a picture of it. Then they asked them, can we
- 1:10:43get a copy of it. This was in the nineties. They ask can
- 1:10:46we get a copy? And he's like, you know, I'm going to
- 1:10:48send this to some hime Mouth Sun guy. I didn't know who the guy
- 1:10:53was, but my grandma remembered the name and she's like, yeah, she's
- 1:10:56into some guy named him blah blah blah. And I googled them. Damn,
- 1:11:00this was real, you know, because I'm still thinking like a little
- 1:11:02township, like maybe nothing happened really out of it, nothing came about.
- 1:11:08But yeah, she sent them that or she never got the pictures. They
- 1:11:12never got him. She said he sent them to the Hima guy. So
- 1:11:15they never heard it from that again. But fast forward to the future,
- 1:11:18as I've seen the UFO like out here, you know, I moved to
- 1:11:24America. I'm fucking living in Napa. It's like twenty Yeah, I was
- 1:11:31quiet. It was quiet. It was like one in the morning and I'm
- 1:11:34leaving the gym. Like whenever I think Nappa, like I just think of
- 1:11:38indoor. Yeah, like it from Star Wars, like where the little furry
- 1:11:44things are from. Like, yeah, that's but go on, So you
- 1:11:47were going to be in the gym. Yeah, I'm leaving the gym and
- 1:11:51I saw like what I thought was the shooting star. I'm just looking at
- 1:11:55it, waiting for it to fade away, and then it just gets closer
- 1:11:59and closer and it's like huge fireball. So I'm watching this fireball just kind
- 1:12:02of come at me, but you know, it's above in the sky.
- 1:12:06I'm looking at that thing thinking it's some like fucking rocket for like it was
- 1:12:11when North Korea was kind of hot, Big Trump and they're all going at
- 1:12:15it and talking shit. So I'm watching that and I started recording it.
- 1:12:18So I recorded that since that to move on like in the future. And
- 1:12:23then they called me back and they're like, dude, that looks like you
- 1:12:25know, you had a legit experience there, but it just looked like a
- 1:12:28big fireball like the sun. Yeah, but you know, way smaller,
- 1:12:31just kind of hovering passing over me. I have that video too, well.
- 1:12:38I mean, is there is there any way that you can send us
- 1:12:40these videos? Yeah, I mean I have it saved. Is there a
- 1:12:45number I can send it to. It's super blurry, it's from you know,
- 1:12:47an iPhone whatever, rather than send it through the phone, because you'll
- 1:12:53get the perfect quality if you send it as an email. Okay, yeah,
- 1:12:59yeah, if you could, if you can send it to Zone at
- 1:13:01b real dot tv. Yeah, let me write this sit down. It's
- 1:13:06all together. So it's e z O n E e z o n E
- 1:13:14yeah at be real altogether. So b r e A l M dot tv
- 1:13:29E zone at b r e A l Y for r A l b r
- 1:13:34e A l dot TV. All right, I'll send that for you guys.
- 1:13:41Yeah. My cousin was telling me you saw that UF yesterday, like
- 1:13:45how Mexico really saw that ship? Yea. And I was hyped on that
- 1:13:48too because I'm like, t that looks like when my grandma described you know
- 1:13:51that kind of yeah, because the little the way you described it and the
- 1:13:56way you said your grandma described it. Because I've heard similar stories like this
- 1:14:00where somebody that lived in like the Boonies or something like that, and uh,
- 1:14:04what is it? In certain parts of Central America they would have experiences
- 1:14:09like this and those little those little guys, the little mummified versions they look
- 1:14:14like they do. Look Yeah, I've seen those pictures before, those guys,
- 1:14:19But I mean from what I saw it, it just said it was
- 1:14:23fake, you know, like way back when this came out. Yeah,
- 1:14:27but when she said it was like that sounds like aliens, Grandma, She's
- 1:14:30like, nah, I don't think so, but that one guy did take
- 1:14:33a picture over you for that one time. Oh No, I think about
- 1:14:39what makes it an alien as it? Uh? Well, she said they
- 1:14:44were coming down from the moon like no life, she said, they come
- 1:14:46down from the moon these guys. No, I agree to that. I
- 1:14:49know. What I'm asking is what makes the thing that they found today?
- 1:14:51Those an alien? What I mean what I'm saying by that is, how
- 1:14:55do we know it's just not a little person the Xavier because you could tell
- 1:14:59that it's not a little person. It was alien. No, there used
- 1:15:00to be. I don't think they said it's like from out of the planet.
- 1:15:03They just said the DNA on them was nothing that they have from now.
- 1:15:08So it's like a Brandy specie. See that's what I meant exactly what
- 1:15:11I meant. It could be like before humans became humans. There's like smaller
- 1:15:15like there's what like another human biologic. Yeah, that's what I'm trying to
- 1:15:17say. Like, I don't know what makes it alien like, it doesn't
- 1:15:19have powers. Technically, I didn't see it doing. That's why I'm telling
- 1:15:23you. I want to see a real one, Like do you see a
- 1:15:27real live one that's that ship's like, hey, bro, like, I'm
- 1:15:30not from here, bro, Like, would you touch it? Like right
- 1:15:33now? If if if they hit us out, We're like, yo,
- 1:15:35you guts. The president of Mexico is like, bro, I listen,
- 1:15:38we don't smoke to saying y'all don't want to shut the fuck up about this.
- 1:15:40Come touch it? Look at it? Would you touch it? Yeah?
- 1:15:42If I'm not touching that, if it shook hands? Yeah no,
- 1:15:45No the dead one? Oh nah? Did you guys? Did you guys
- 1:15:48watch that video that they from the press conference they had. I haven't watched
- 1:15:55the one from Mexico. It's I did. Somebody did send me the link,
- 1:15:59but I don't know if it went down. If anybody will send me
- 1:16:00the link. I do want to watch it. It's probably I know,
- 1:16:01it's probably my YouTube. Probably gonna spend that I spend my time watching that
- 1:16:05after I you know, after I get off air. Yeah, so they
- 1:16:09said that they did compost differently, so they had like this white powder substance
- 1:16:14on them, and they said that that chemical is poisonous to humans or at
- 1:16:19least really toxic. So like who knows what they are see that, you
- 1:16:25know what's crazy if they bring that up, that that makes sense because they
- 1:16:28try that whole theory of them having a substance on this poisonous to humans is
- 1:16:32the exact same ship that happened when they started digging up the pyramids. When
- 1:16:36they started digging up the pyramids and they uncovered certain coffins, there was quote
- 1:16:42unquote curses and people would call them curses because people that opened up and got
- 1:16:46exposed to these powders or they spest those quote unquote that came out of the
- 1:16:49coffins and they bread that in. They died not that long after, and
- 1:16:54they wouldn't understand why. I mean, I know you're not gonna believe me,
- 1:16:57and when I tell you this, but I think this is almost true.
- 1:16:59I think they've ever found a coffin in the pyramids. They're not.
- 1:17:02They really weren't fucking coffins. Do you know how they used to tell you
- 1:17:05that Oh yeah, they used to build these for fucking for people to be
- 1:17:10for like coffins. That was never a thing. They're supposed to be for
- 1:17:13energy, because the last time I heard that's my check, right, Yeah,
- 1:17:16I think that's what I've heard too, that they were really weren't for
- 1:17:19people, just like like a point, yeah, they trust me. They
- 1:17:24weren't like they weren't building that because somebody was way rich and me like,
- 1:17:28oh, we're gonna waste all our time to bury this motherfucker one person not
- 1:17:32trust me, or they were for something else. We don't know what they
- 1:17:34were for. You are batteries, Yeah, batteries, that's what I think
- 1:17:36there were. More so that whole coffin and finding people in coffin. Now,
- 1:17:40I don't think that's how The Egyptians were the ones that came in,
- 1:17:44you know how that I think another civilization built the pyramids. So the new
- 1:17:47ones, like the the recent Egyptians, I think they were doing that.
- 1:17:51That's because they didn't know what the fuck the pyramids were for were for technically,
- 1:17:57I mean either way, there was still a lot of stuff that that
- 1:18:00that was that was poisoned, that was poisonous to people that they find out
- 1:18:03a lot of people died. A lot of those archaeologists died. I know
- 1:18:06what you're talking about. They died. One of them died like very mysteriously.
- 1:18:10Yeah, seriously. So it makes a lot of sense that being's being
- 1:18:13exposed to that too, you know, the way he describes it, like
- 1:18:15that they decomposed differently. Are we still on this call, Yeah, we
- 1:18:19still are, just making sure. Hey, bro, thank you for calling
- 1:18:23up and sharing that with us. Bro, if you could just please email
- 1:18:26that to us, and anytime you feel the need to, you know,
- 1:18:30chime in or just share something, but just call up. All right,
- 1:18:33man, thanks for listening. Thank you. Like it's a weird story to
- 1:18:36tell people, like even family, you know, like they're like, what
- 1:18:40the kind of shit are you on? Bro? That's just out there?
- 1:18:44You know, like when you see it for real, like it makes you
- 1:18:46realize like damn, like we really have like no knowledge of what's outside whatever,
- 1:18:53you know, our existence. You for sure it don't sound crazy to
- 1:18:56us, Bro, so for sure appreciate your flat Arthur. All right,
- 1:19:02thank you for answering that question. There you go. Thank you for coming
- 1:19:06guys. Appreciate it, man. Yeah, we've got some great calls of
- 1:19:15it. Yeah yeah, people that don't. I don't know, man,
- 1:19:21like those those encounter Like if if something like that came at me in my
- 1:19:26window, food like, I'd have to be like eight food proof. You're
- 1:19:28not threatening. So what's up? You? Sorry for Saturday? The blackout?
- 1:19:34Yeah? Blackout LA every week? Oh yeah yeah you're going. Yeah
- 1:19:41you want to see best tickets? How come we don't want to go go
- 1:19:45to Rave on Friday? Okay my podcast? I'm guitarist. Oh you know
- 1:19:50what you need to try? Dog? Oh all right, you know this
- 1:19:54is going? Is it that good? Well? You came back like limitless
- 1:19:58dog. You were like, put the little aliens over. I'm actually pretty
- 1:20:02like I actually no no, no, no no no. In the video,
- 1:20:05I know right now he's hung over, But in that video we'm actually
- 1:20:08a pretty chill right after you got it all? Thank god you're chill.
- 1:20:14Thank you for calling him. We don't smoke the same podcast? What's that?
- 1:20:19What's that? What? Uh? Who's who's this? This is Sabian
- 1:20:27man? Yeah? Call him from where bros? What? Thank you?
- 1:20:33Favor calling from Jose? Appreciate your dog? What's cracking with you this morning?
- 1:20:40On this weaking bag. Not much, man, just working for my
- 1:20:45bitch as job, but the bitch as Funny company. Damn, I'm not
- 1:20:48gonnat the house right now. So you're you're underneath the house right now?
- 1:20:55Yeah, Nah, you're dad. That's fucking wild salutes saluting you out there
- 1:21:01in the dog. But what did you want to chime in on today?
- 1:21:06Ah? No, I man, I just wanted to say, what's up
- 1:21:09to y'all? Uh fucking y'all. Ever heard about the Colonel Halt tapes?
- 1:21:15Colonel Halt apes, No fucking Basically, like a base in in uh In
- 1:21:27being I guess there was there was a UFO fucking sighting on a on a
- 1:21:32base, on the Air Force base, and so there was a force right
- 1:21:36next to this base, right, and I guess that they've been reporting that
- 1:21:40they've seen uh lights in the fucking forest and all this ship, and so
- 1:21:45they set a team to go out and check it out. Right, you
- 1:21:48can look it up. It's online. I'm supposed to be this this colonel
- 1:21:54or whatever. He had a tape of chord on him and you can hear
- 1:21:58him money through the forest after they started recording and like taking his experience,
- 1:22:02like saying that as like bright lights and that this hell is ship going on
- 1:22:06and all this relaship. I don't know, but I just wanted to say
- 1:22:09that. I just wanted to say, what's up the all we don't say
- 1:22:13family? And uh yeah, broh's crazy. So what the fuck are you
- 1:22:18doing under the under this house? Are you there to get a possum or
- 1:22:20something? Because I remember that's the only time I ever been under a house.
- 1:22:24My uncle had a possum on he los Mandolo's kids. He's like,
- 1:22:28YO, help me get this out, Bro, so scary seeing the possum.
- 1:22:30You're a little kid under under house. I'm doing the plumbering actually does
- 1:22:35okay? Plumber is a clock? Fuck? Nah, I'm sure places some
- 1:22:43pilous man pretty shitty though. Yeah, to be under the house, but
- 1:22:47that just sucks. Bro. Yeah, but yeah, hey bro, I'll
- 1:22:51definitely look that conspiracy up. Man. Yeah, Bro, it's crazy.
- 1:22:57You know where I heard that from? The drama years? Have you guys
- 1:23:00ever heard of draw near? No? Did you gotta drop? You got
- 1:23:02you gotta drop? If you got a link for that, like for roll
- 1:23:04for all, send it drop it in the comments. It's on YouTube.
- 1:23:10He has an interview with George Knapp that you a fo guy, John.
- 1:23:14He's a his family is a Yeah, his family is real famous in Nevada.
- 1:23:17His dad created a Leir jet. So and then in that interview he
- 1:23:21talking about all that shit that I just said. He's said that there's like
- 1:23:26secret treaties with fucking aliens, that we got alien technology from them, and
- 1:23:32and it supposed to be that we're created from aliens and that's why they don't
- 1:23:35want to suck the release information about that. I did fucking like I just
- 1:23:41showed the civilization or some shiite. I do think. Well, let's that
- 1:23:46interview up. Bro. That shit's crazy because all the ship years are talking
- 1:23:49about he says it back in nineteen eighty eighty seven. I don't know crazy.
- 1:23:57Yeah, bro, stay up, you guys, boy, you stay
- 1:24:00up, get under the house. Yeah for real though, man, thank
- 1:24:04you we're out there in the holly Man, and thank you for sharing those
- 1:24:08out sharing those doughts with us. We're like, we're we're built different than
- 1:24:14that full dog. I was under a house. I'm not making a phone
- 1:24:16call. I'm trying to get in the job, in and out, you
- 1:24:18know, like like I'm under a house because they they're gonna send him to
- 1:24:21another job. I know, I know what you mean. I used to
- 1:24:25do type of ship like that depot Dog. Yeah, because I was only
- 1:24:30Dog, I'd go this, this was the plan. My uncle was like,
- 1:24:33all right, all right, Carpetta, and they give you a list
- 1:24:36of what you gotta do to Martilo whatever. Handle here's the car Betta,
- 1:24:43and I'd go Dog and Tissa like on a mission. Dog and I'd handle
- 1:24:48everything. I go to home, depot everything I need to do, and
- 1:24:51then I would pull up like I'll block away from the house that we were
- 1:24:55working at loncle jointoc Joint, taking that and when the second day called me,
- 1:25:01yeah boy, just pulling up right now, I would just start the
- 1:25:05truck up. You're stupid. They could have easily time like the second where
- 1:25:14are you are pulling up by? You were like you were right, I
- 1:25:17was already on the way this But I would literally just pull up a block
- 1:25:21before I said, just chill for as long as I could till they called
- 1:25:26me. Obviously if it was like twenty minutes easy next yeah, man,
- 1:25:35anything to not work, hey, But like like thank you for sure,
- 1:25:40for God for calling once again, bro, and thank you for sharing with
- 1:25:43us. All right, man, all right, bat, I was going,
- 1:25:45all right, you see, oh yeah, so back to what I
- 1:25:53was saying, you know what, you know what what you need? What
- 1:25:56I need those those N A D s. Oh yeah, yeah, that's
- 1:26:00what it's called. Yeah, So what is it exactly? Your body produces
- 1:26:03it, right, it's you. You produce a lot less of it when
- 1:26:05you're younger, I mean what you get older. So it's like the it's
- 1:26:09like the component that your body needs to regenerate the cells. It's kind of
- 1:26:13like the same thing stem cells supposed to do. So a lot of it
- 1:26:16affects everybody differently. Dog, But I'm not gonna vitamin so so you asked
- 1:26:21for You asked for your regular IV. It's a whole different things different.
- 1:26:28It's the same way, dog. And it's like it's a price. Yeah.
- 1:26:31It's like there a lot of people are treating it and they're saying they're
- 1:26:34like, yo, man, this ship is like the founder youth because it
- 1:26:36gets rid of allergies or it's like a it's crazy, bro. But because
- 1:26:41your body receives it very well. As you could you could snort it like
- 1:26:44with a sprays you could you could fucking put it in a patch or if
- 1:26:48you want to direct, it's like it's you know, through the bloodstream.
- 1:26:51For I thought it was just a regular regular IV. I was like,
- 1:26:57oh cool and extra vitamin new one. It said new. I was like,
- 1:27:00fucking let me get it. I want to be tip top magoo right.
- 1:27:02Food, And then you know, the nurse comes out. She's like,
- 1:27:05I'm gonna need you to talk to a doctor before you get this,
- 1:27:08and I'm just like, a doctor, why, and just like because you
- 1:27:11might feel a little slight discomfort compared to the normal IV shot, I mean
- 1:27:15IV therapy trips. That doesn't sound good. And I was just like yeah,
- 1:27:19and I was just like discomfort like nausea or like discomfort, Like I
- 1:27:25gotta like let you know what's good. And then she's like the the doctor
- 1:27:28will tell you so. And they said like, yeah, you might feel
- 1:27:30like a little bit of nausea and your stomach feels a little bit cold,
- 1:27:34right like you know, like you know, like that feeling like we're gonna
- 1:27:36get a little stomach cramp yea, and food. They fucking hooked me up
- 1:27:41with that ship dog and that shit fucking started puppet. That shit had me
- 1:27:46feeling weird. Dog though I was getting and I felt like I was like
- 1:27:49one of those Marvel works. Nothing that you said makes me want to get
- 1:27:54it or why I was already I was already tell you, like literally,
- 1:27:57what was the you told him, like, what are the positive Oh,
- 1:28:00it's a whole bread bread all about it before I was like, dude,
- 1:28:03this is it's like your cell regeneration so like meaning that like your inflammation and
- 1:28:09like a lot of the spots that like really need information. If you're already
- 1:28:12at a certain age, it pretty much boosts it up and boost up your
- 1:28:15metabolism, gives you clear thoughts, clear mind, it's a whole uh,
- 1:28:19it's good for gut health as well too. So I'm like, fucking let
- 1:28:23me try it. Bro so like the whole tel I was like, oh
- 1:28:25man, I was like, this is kind of like weird. And then
- 1:28:28but it goes away the moment this shit stops coming right, so they either
- 1:28:32let you have it in slow or have fast. I was like, fuck,
- 1:28:34I don't want to be here forever, so I just I thugged it
- 1:28:38out. I was like, fucking let it go. I was feeling like
- 1:28:41like the whole thing I was like, man, this is kind of like
- 1:28:43what I do this. As soon as I'm done, the whole feeling goes
- 1:28:46away. Feel like a billion million bucks dog. And I still feel like
- 1:28:51a million bucks despite how much cannabis oil I fucking ingested. It was like
- 1:28:57to something Yeah, I mean, ivy drips are usually gonna run you too,
- 1:29:01something too and some change, yeah, but never cheap. I've only
- 1:29:05I only do them in Vegas I've ever done. I did it just because
- 1:29:09I wanted to be hydrated and all this stuff. But I'm not gonna I'm
- 1:29:14I'm not gonna lie it was. It was. I don't know, I
- 1:29:18don't know necessarily like how to explain that. Hey, let me look it
- 1:29:24up. But on another note, d S. Danny Brown just sold the
- 1:29:30Brady Bunch House for three point two million dollars. Congrats, that's it's all
- 1:29:39over them. Well, it's all over the publications right now. Crazy,
- 1:29:43that's sick man. Three point two million that no one's gonna live in.
- 1:29:46What why he just bought it? Just about the show? I guess maybe
- 1:29:50to rb Rbnb probably that's got cool. That's crazy though, r Birbnb,
- 1:29:56like you can verbnb that Jersey shorthouse. Yeah, but still it was listed
- 1:30:00under a million. Somebody just it's crazy three point two Many who bought it,
- 1:30:06though, you say, doesn't say I gotta look it up. They
- 1:30:09don't want to go. Yeah, Danny Brown, dude, we gotta have
- 1:30:12a mom again for sure, and definitely I like it. When Danny comes
- 1:30:15on, he always brings like a bottle of liquor. Yea. So NAD
- 1:30:24stands for nicole, nicole tina mind added nine cliptoide I don't know what the
- 1:30:32fuck I don't know you're about to say, stands from nicole Olson plus Yeah.
- 1:30:36Apparently. Though from single cell organism like bacteria to sophisticated multicellular ones like
- 1:30:45primates, NA d is one of the most abundant crucial molecules. Basically,
- 1:30:50without nads, we would be on the fast track to death. The molecule
- 1:30:55that is lit, but it's a lichpin till the function of the generators of
- 1:31:00sales mitochondra and they d not only helps convert food into energy, but also
- 1:31:06plays a crucial role of maintaining DNA integrity. So it kind of like refurbishes
- 1:31:12your DNA in a sense and ensures proper cell function to protect our bodies from
- 1:31:17aging and disease. So I got injected with that. It wasn't that much
- 1:31:25fun. But I do feel great. I do feel I was you look
- 1:31:33you look like you felt great on your video. At least that's what I
- 1:31:35thought. No alien, So I mean I was, I did. I
- 1:31:42did feel great. Well, I mean I'm not. I still feel great.
- 1:31:45I don't think without that I would have not woken up like with that
- 1:31:49same kind of energy. It's like, you know, my girl was like,
- 1:31:51oh, you're not gonna go back to sleep, and I was just
- 1:31:54like, no, I can wake up right now. I'm good. Does
- 1:31:57I tell you? Oh, I watched We watched Max Max. I can't
- 1:32:02believe it's Max Now. It's fucking stupid. But doesn't fucking matter. You
- 1:32:06get to watch your stupid movies anyways, because I don't. I don't like
- 1:32:11the name either. Yeah, no, how you gonna pick Maxwell? Rahbo
- 1:32:15HBO has a way better name because Max had more money. It's still the
- 1:32:18same company. They just literally switched the name. Yeah, just because the
- 1:32:23guy likes Max more. But it doesn't. Well. Whatever I was watching
- 1:32:26on HBO Hboco was a little bit better than I was watching The Breakup.
- 1:32:30Have you seen the movie The Breakup with Jennifer oh Man, dude, and
- 1:32:36it's Steven. I like it too. Fuck yeah, Ben spn Yeah yeah,
- 1:32:47but the reason I remember it about you? Did you get mad watching
- 1:32:51that movie? I felt like he got mad watching that movie. No,
- 1:32:55I kinda like it was that the woe when he meets her at the baseball
- 1:32:58baseball Yeah, he said about that movie. And the reason the reason it
- 1:33:02reminded me of you because they go bowling, and remember she kicks him off
- 1:33:06the bowling league and his fair and his friends all vote fro him, and
- 1:33:11he's like, give me the shirt and this will lease the bowling the bowling
- 1:33:14the bowling league without a teacher. And he's like, well, give me
- 1:33:16the wristband. A lot of bowling restand. I literally was just not laughing.
- 1:33:21I was like, bro, I can see he's like, how long
- 1:33:24until he's one sells up? We don't smoke the same. Honestly, that
- 1:33:27scene was fucked up. Yeah, that I mean the guy fucked up generally
- 1:33:31speaking, in the relationship he didn't deserve. That's happy humiliation. Yeah.
- 1:33:34Then again, then again, he humiliated her on occasion, so like when
- 1:33:43like when this will when they when he brought the ripper poker, but she
- 1:33:45kept bringing fools over that we're gonna bone her and then it'll always kept being
- 1:33:49friends with him. Trust me, I just watched it, so I like
- 1:33:51know exactly what happened. I don't know. The movie's cool. I just
- 1:33:55love Jennif Frannison. You always get to see her butt, So I was
- 1:33:57like, I'll watched this. He has that's like in her car. It's
- 1:34:00okay, it's it's alright, But she's a white girl. I feel like
- 1:34:03it's in her contract to like, oh, if I'm in a movie,
- 1:34:06gotta show my butt somehow. You know. One movie I did see,
- 1:34:11it was in theaters, so the Equalizer three. Oh I saw that.
- 1:34:15How was that? He's good? You know it was good, And I
- 1:34:18know, what the fuck was that white girl in that movie for? What
- 1:34:21the fuck is that movie for? Yeah? Like at that point I agree
- 1:34:27because I'm like, I'm just like, it's hard to believe that sixty year
- 1:34:31old fucking Denzel Washington is killing all these fucking Italian mafia dudes and doing all
- 1:34:38this kind of crazy shit because he looks old in this movie. He is
- 1:34:40old. Yeah, And I'm just like, they don't tell you he's only
- 1:34:44he just got an IV drip. No, bro you can't. You can't
- 1:34:46reverse that. He should be able to get the best IV drips and and
- 1:34:51you can't reverse that. There's this film with Michael Caine. He plays a
- 1:34:56like a like an assassin and he's old as fuck. You know that was
- 1:35:00actually pretty good. Yeah, but the way he does it, the way
- 1:35:01he does it and Equalizer three is he's killing these foods like fatality status.
- 1:35:05I'm like food, No, middle fifty year old man, it's gonna fucking
- 1:35:10be moving that fast. I don't care how much jump brope you could fucking
- 1:35:13do. The only one that looks realistic and it's still not real is Keanu
- 1:35:16Reeves. Uh oh fucking Then there's like five of them now, Yeah,
- 1:35:23but they look great. The fighting there looks right, even though obviously he
- 1:35:26but the movie suit, he suit is made of kavlar. What do you
- 1:35:29want? Right? I'm not gonna say that the movie wasn't like was Ship
- 1:35:32because it was great. It was great, like it was like the story
- 1:35:35was cool. I don't like the white girl that was in there. I'm
- 1:35:38just like, bitch, like, why are you even here, like you're
- 1:35:40fucking annoying, Like you're not a good actor, like this shit, like
- 1:35:43people fucking needed to like like I hope, like I hope the reason that
- 1:35:46they didn't get a good actor was because it was a strike. Because it's
- 1:35:48because, bitch, I don't know, you had no business in this role.
- 1:35:51Fifth Profit Productions. Black people need a John Wick. Yeah, it's
- 1:35:56the equalizer and uh and yeah, and I'm not gonna lie. It was
- 1:36:00a lot of black people in this movie. But it was a one bad
- 1:36:03movie theater. But it was like that older middle age black people. You
- 1:36:09know, that was the code of family, right. What the chick?
- 1:36:12Yeah, I don't care who it was. She sucked. She wasn't a
- 1:36:15man of Fire, Remember Man of Fire. She was a little girl.
- 1:36:17Oh is that her? And that's why they put her in there? Oh?
- 1:36:20Man, maybe he played a good fucking kidnapped chick. Yeah as a
- 1:36:27kid. She's fucking old now. She fucking sucked in this movie. Like
- 1:36:31she ruined it. She got for me, she got an emmy Like I
- 1:36:36was like, let's let's I want to rescue her so bad. When they
- 1:36:41traded her for Denzel watched, I was like fuck that give us a little
- 1:36:45girl back. It's a good pace. But it was a crazy movie.
- 1:36:47Yeah, I mean it was cool to see him like finally, finally like
- 1:36:53uh go to like go to a place where he's going to be chilling for
- 1:36:58the rest of his life. The sh I think that was the last one
- 1:37:00pissing on people's songs. Did you guys see on a random note that our
- 1:37:06kid they got our Keilly doing concerts like sold out? I read about that.
- 1:37:11Is that's true? Are those photos real? You saw the photos and
- 1:37:15look in the photo? Razy dude, Like, No, he's singing in
- 1:37:20jail like a like, But George says that they do that sometimes, Like
- 1:37:24George is like sometimes like I don't remember if he did it, but I
- 1:37:27remember them asking him if he wanted to do comedy, and I think George
- 1:37:30said no for something like you know, he just doesn't want to piss off
- 1:37:31racist because you know you're joke. You're pissing people off in jokes, but
- 1:37:35with songs, it's different and you're already in PC. What are you gonna
- 1:37:39do? Wait, so he's doing the concerts for people in jail. Yeah,
- 1:37:42like people like the other PCs, the other fucking pets. Can you
- 1:37:45imagine all the fucking fusing a booning other fools just like this isn't think about
- 1:37:49it like that. These fools are boning to me taking the call now Texas,
- 1:37:56Texas, thank you, thank you for calling. We don't suppose the
- 1:38:00same podcast. Was this Joe telling you back, Oh what's trump? I
- 1:38:06got caught off earlier? What's cracking? All you wanted to hear how that
- 1:38:10story? Yeah, we wanted to hear the rend of rest of that story.
- 1:38:15Now we're fucking, like I was saying, we're fucking. I told
- 1:38:19her I was sucking eighteen. And then when my eighteenth birthday was supposed to
- 1:38:24be or my twenty third birthday was supposed to be, I had to tell
- 1:38:29her I was I was brady going to turn eighteen. That's when she found
- 1:38:30out, like all the ship say with me and we're still together, and
- 1:38:35well, you know, she hits you up for my b day off the
- 1:38:40cooking. Yeah, she bought a lot of She bought you a lot of
- 1:38:43stuff you don't and she didn't get like not upset because I mean, who
- 1:38:47gives a fuck. But no, he was like, well, what else
- 1:38:49have you lied about? Because dog lying about an age, ain't like lying
- 1:38:53about like what time? Like I just left the house. How come you
- 1:38:56don't want to go to the club. Yeah, Like how'd you get away
- 1:38:58with? Like look at the sca, Like how did the homies now burn
- 1:39:00you out? My homies would have burned me out. Your homies are young,
- 1:39:04I know ez one would have been like no, I'm yeah, I'm
- 1:39:06My homies are trying to be like tell us with some friends and shiit.
- 1:39:11But nay, they wouldn't go around. So we're little their pars. They
- 1:39:16don't go to death. I mean we lived like I lived like an hour
- 1:39:19away so from where I grew up in Hey. So friends, Okay,
- 1:39:24so you just said you moved out of your mom's house to your high us
- 1:39:27house. Did you change schools? Were you going to school? Like?
- 1:39:30What the fun's going on? Gut huh? I was in school. I
- 1:39:38was. I was like an attorny to school and I had I was on
- 1:39:42probation at the time, and my PO was like, well, you want
- 1:39:45to just try to get to g D And I was like, yeah,
- 1:39:46fuck it and let me get out of school. Damn. That makes more
- 1:39:51sense because I was like, well you can't just switch schools like that.
- 1:39:55Like, I don't know. I couldn't imagine. I couldn't imagine leaving my
- 1:39:58mom's house at sixteen to go little with my girlfriend. Dog. Yeah,
- 1:40:01my mom would have been like, can we meet us? Kind of I'm
- 1:40:08always here now, I'm always here for a minute. But I mean I
- 1:40:14started working and that so, and I mean she was obviously paying the bills
- 1:40:18too, right, Yeah, I ain't even matter. Kind of jealous right
- 1:40:26now, Yes, we had it. Had amazed. I couldn't really get
- 1:40:32a job to all, like fucking seventeen, you know, so for like
- 1:40:35two years old. Just so, what'd you tell Okay, exactly, how'd
- 1:40:40you tell your girl that you can't get a job because you fucking undrage?
- 1:40:45He was just being cool with me. I guess she don't wanted me there,
- 1:40:47you know what I mean? Like she was like, no, it's
- 1:40:49fine, whatever you care. No, it's fine. This one was laying
- 1:40:53pipe dog like a fucking man nac at sixteen. Dogs don't know I have
- 1:40:57I stay away. That's why she loved them. Probably supposed stay hard.
- 1:41:02She shout out to you like you're not you're not fucking you. I didn't
- 1:41:13you see you had to be all right now, it's just damn, bro,
- 1:41:16you must have had game if you nothing. She was like, damn,
- 1:41:20this will put it down. I was on what my Space song?
- 1:41:29She changed for her my your She played on my your song. But remember
- 1:41:33that Kingston song. Remember that Son Kingston song that uh, dude, you
- 1:41:43only want to due dirts. He's not even black for not being black.
- 1:41:48He's making something like right, yeah, I think so. I was on
- 1:41:51the sh like that he's not black, he looks black. Did you put
- 1:41:56it on your top five? Dog? I tell you was black? Did
- 1:41:59you put on top five? It's my top one? Foo funny thing,
- 1:42:04I got it. I have to cut it down to top three and ship.
- 1:42:11Damn. Yeah, you had the holes that you've got no side pitches.
- 1:42:17Hell yeah, man, hey, I appreciate you sharing that story,
- 1:42:20Joe. Hell yeah, I see, I see what's say where then fucking
- 1:42:26aliens? Bro, Hey, that's just bullshit. I've been the fake.
- 1:42:30They find them in twenty seventeen, they're really gonna talk about him. Nah,
- 1:42:39come on, now, that's they would have that shit would have league,
- 1:42:42you know, I make sure to be talking that. It would have
- 1:42:44been all to the fucking story. I look at your own stories are lord
- 1:42:49of the fucking places and telling me that Aliens story would have been all those
- 1:42:54places true? What's up? You've been true? The Marfa, Yeah,
- 1:43:00I put the lights out there, the Martha lights. They probably had a
- 1:43:03festival. You don't get any weird vibes, alien vibes, na not alien
- 1:43:12vised it is. It does give you like you do feel something weird,
- 1:43:15like like I don't know, it doesn't it doesn't have a you have a
- 1:43:18weird at cities out there. But the lights, I don't know. You
- 1:43:21do see them nights and I don't know. It's fucking shipped out. So
- 1:43:25this is ship little them, damn and no lets you fucking walk out there,
- 1:43:30you know, to try to see what the fuck they are. But
- 1:43:32there's people that rode in like four wheelers and horses and ship they just never
- 1:43:35get to ye. All right, my boy, thank you for calling Joe
- 1:43:44already. Yeah, I'll talk to y'all. Nip how the cougar was all
- 1:43:53right? Later? My boy? Please, I was crazy about the story.
- 1:44:00Yep. Speaking of quite the story. I do want to tell you
- 1:44:03guys to make sure you get your tickets for the high and hungry experience.
- 1:44:06I will let you know the food lineup all right, right now, we
- 1:44:11have bringing the mighty scos, all of the all of the mighty school some
- 1:44:14of the best mighty schools. Corde As corde As Might Scos will be vending
- 1:44:17there as well. We got the smash Burgers being brought to you by and
- 1:44:20maybe some barbecue by Bart's Barbecue. We have tacos and a lot of other
- 1:44:26Mexican food coming by by Old Mojo Tacos and fuck I forgot the last one.
- 1:44:33Oh and we gotta go to you gang fusar Man. Alright, so
- 1:44:36dog, all right, so still with my body and I'm feeling it like
- 1:44:40I do, definitely feel that we'd hang over now. I took the last
- 1:44:43pill I had right now. Yeah, get take a week off. No,
- 1:44:46I just took the last one right now. Oh I know. But
- 1:44:48then after that, yeah, take a week off. Let that's your chill
- 1:44:53full right, ray lady, Come on, what are you going? Right?
- 1:44:58I got I gotta build. You can go back to been taking seven
- 1:45:01He's he's only taking his father's footsteps, that's all I see. Like I've
- 1:45:06just been I've just been going hard. Do you know, this is probably
- 1:45:13gonna want to make him to step it up though, Like he's probably gonna
- 1:45:15be like, whoa all, I won't even tell you my problem. Yeah,
- 1:45:23but yeah, Also make sure you guys fucking go U what is it?
- 1:45:26Check out? Go to gang. I will be posting on High and
- 1:45:29Hungry TV videos of some of the food. They will be available in some
- 1:45:31of the vendors as well. If you are trying to get in as a
- 1:45:35vendor, let me know. I will be adding a few more later on
- 1:45:39this week, so please look forward to that because I do have a few
- 1:45:42spots left for vendors. Twenty percent of everything at Crappier Kings just for registering
- 1:45:46for free. Just show that at check out, come by support, get
- 1:45:48something from the vendors to come smoke one five minutes away from the beach,
- 1:45:53Let's go bowling afterwards. Whatever it is, let's make it happen. Let's
- 1:45:57go have a good time. October fourteen. Then it's free. And yeah,
- 1:46:00I will be inviting a lot of different homies, a lot of different
- 1:46:02people. I'm gonna be asking him to come by. I will be having
- 1:46:04special merch drops and uh yeah, like I said, come so some part
- 1:46:10dog ye good. Yeah, oh and there's twenty percent off, but yeah,
- 1:46:13go go do that. But dude, I'm not even lying. So
- 1:46:15I pulled up to the comedy store off the whole store. I crap for
- 1:46:19your kings. But I pull up to the comedy store and I'm there chilling
- 1:46:23and uh, Sam Triple, he's got like a weed bar. He's got
- 1:46:26dabs and shining. They're chilling like a weed bar in the green room,
- 1:46:30like in the back. Yeah, and he's got like a weed bar.
- 1:46:32And it was gonna get taking dabs and they come in and give the comics
- 1:46:36joints and ship. Now I'm there and I know these fools. These fools
- 1:46:40are the homies, and they party hard. They go to they go like
- 1:46:42burning man. They're those type of dudes. They take lsd sh rooms and
- 1:46:45shit. Huh not just go ahead. Oh and I pull up and I
- 1:46:49the fucking I pull up and I'm like chilling to let you want damn Like
- 1:46:54yeah, Well, and then they show them, you know typical weed people
- 1:46:56that grow there like all, look at my new ship and look what I
- 1:46:58grow And you're like doped, open your one on the Good Show. And
- 1:47:00then one of one fool comes up. He's like, you want some of
- 1:47:01this edible. I'm like yeah, let's handle and he's like you you fuck
- 1:47:06around. I was like, nah, give me a good one. Like
- 1:47:09I'm down, I'm gonna go to sleep later tonight. I didn't say that.
- 1:47:11I was like, yeah, give me a good one, and I
- 1:47:12take it, bro. And then like five minutes later he's like, he's
- 1:47:15like, bro, that's the last of the shrooms that I got. And
- 1:47:19I ate a good amount, bro, And I'm like fuck and I'm like
- 1:47:24how much was that? And he's like the whole bar was four thousand milligrams
- 1:47:28or whatever. And I told you, they don't fuck around. And I
- 1:47:30know the guy who told me you want a little mite or a lot so
- 1:47:32to him. And when I said a lot, it was a lot,
- 1:47:34a lot, And I remember the big bite and instantly I was like,
- 1:47:39I'll be right back. I had to go through that. Shut up.
- 1:47:42He threw it up. Yeah, I had to. It was gonna ruin
- 1:47:45the whole day. I have all day busy to day. I wasn't gonna
- 1:47:46go to sleep. It was like at ten o'clock when this fool gave it
- 1:47:48to me, and I felt like such a bitch. But I give some
- 1:47:54fools at the comedy store that run the weed bar in the back. They
- 1:47:57have like a company and it was like a lot like it was and it
- 1:47:59was a mushroom bar, as a mushroom bar, like a chocolate bar,
- 1:48:01like a personal like tofu. Yeah, and he said it was like like
- 1:48:04that much tofun. It was four thousand and the whole thing. And I
- 1:48:08literally and they were tripping by the time I left, And you know what,
- 1:48:10typically you tripping. I'm like, yeah, that wasn't you know,
- 1:48:13But nah, I've for I felt I know you. I don't know if
- 1:48:15you've done it. But it was the first time I've ever like, I
- 1:48:17wasn't that. That wouldn't have been good. You would have showed up like
- 1:48:21yeah, that's why I didn't want. It would ruin my whole Dad.
- 1:48:24That was an edible. I was like, I can suck around with five
- 1:48:26hundred like not that I wanted, but I can suck around with a lot
- 1:48:28of milligrams and edibles. When it comes to shrooms, I still got a
- 1:48:31uber home type of still four thousand milligram edible. No you won't not not
- 1:48:38a mushrooms, No of weed. Yeah, that's too much. I don't
- 1:48:42think you can handle four thousand. I could build build up to it.
- 1:48:45They'll never come back. Yeah, your brain will be like almost lsd Fried
- 1:48:50if anything. M I mean, I wouldn't test the limits, but all
- 1:48:56right, I'm not We're gonna get to a thousand with ten pails. I'm
- 1:48:59gonna try it and pills now that time's four, it's just undoable. Reason.
- 1:49:05That'd be some ship though. Imagine taking forty fucking pill Yeah, forty
- 1:49:10pills A lot of pills, dude, I'm not gonna lie. Yesterday when
- 1:49:14I was walking around at night and I was burping no, and I was
- 1:49:16burping food like no, I was walking around. I was walking around and
- 1:49:21I burped to the side and then my girl was behind me and she was
- 1:49:26like, somebody's smoking over here, like she like, and then I was
- 1:49:29like, why do you say that? She was like, it fucking smells
- 1:49:30like just like Bud. I was like, I'm not gonna lie. I
- 1:49:33think that was my burb Like. She was like, that makes sense because
- 1:49:38you just took all that oil with all this shit. But yeah, I'm
- 1:49:41doing it for research purposes, y'all. And I swear to God, man,
- 1:49:44that video fucking better get some looks on God. Yeah, you had
- 1:49:46a good amount. I mean it. I definitely took it to the limit.
- 1:49:51But I want to thank everybody for tuning in today. I want to
- 1:49:56thank everybody for following us and can and keeping it. Three hundred subscribers,
- 1:50:02let's keep it going, share it. I'm gonna post some of those clips
- 1:50:06that I get. I'm gonna be post another stuff on the Patreon more how
- 1:50:10twos and all this other crazy stuff that I'm trying to film for you guys
- 1:50:13behind the scenes. Follow my YouTube page, the zone page with the forty
- 1:50:16two originals content, all the other vlogs that I have. I will be
- 1:50:20uploading another one because obviously the internet is faster here, so I will be
- 1:50:25uploading another blog that I didn't upload there, so check it out. And
- 1:50:29I will be filming another one maybe today, because I believe today we got
- 1:50:32a puff Co guest, so we maybe get some technology and all this stuff.
- 1:50:35So if you yeah, today's today, it's not on the board,
- 1:50:39but okay, I think Calli Bays is bringing that puff Go CEO today on
- 1:50:42the show. But yeah, today's gonna be an interesting day. Get your
- 1:50:46tickets at High and Hungry Experience dot event bright dot com. Once again,
- 1:50:50that is High and Hungry Experience at event bright dot com. The tickets are
- 1:50:54free, VIP bags are fucking worth it. Do not sleep on those because
- 1:50:59I will be cutting those off the closer against to today. I don't care
- 1:51:01how many I've been sold. Like I said, make sure you guys get
- 1:51:04your tickets for that. Go watch the High Hungry episodes. There's a new
- 1:51:08episode featuring Trader Sam's coming up right, when's that coming Saturday? Saturday episode
- 1:51:14featuring Trader Sam's bonus High Hungry episode. And there's an episode featuring Martin the
- 1:51:18comic that will be dropping as well too that you know they will be dropping
- 1:51:23on my page as well, So don't fucking sleep on that. And Ray
- 1:51:27shout outs. Shout out to everybody who tuned in today, to the people
- 1:51:30who called in, shout out to Danny Brown for selling that home. Yeah,
- 1:51:35follow me at Morning Shot Films I gen YouTube check on my website Morning
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- 1:51:45at my podcast The Morning Real. Tomorrow morning, I will be posting d
- 1:51:49Exorcist, the nineteen seventy three version. I guess if you want to watch
- 1:51:55new one, go watch it, but check this one out, Xavier.
- 1:51:58The new one looks like it's gonna passed me off. It looks scary,
- 1:52:00it looks crazy. I'm gonna looks crazy. It looks good. I am
- 1:52:02gonna watch it. Yeah, it's crazy. I felt like a little kid.
- 1:52:06I was watching the commercial. I was like, I was like,
- 1:52:09you're a grown man. And I watched it and I was like, Oh,
- 1:52:13it's just gonna be fucking I'm gonna he's gonna be tough to watch.
- 1:52:16Hit that light bun. Subscribe. We'll be here Thursday, tomorrow afternoon,
- 1:52:20so stay tuned. Uh yeah, I think I don't have anything else.
- 1:52:25I got some dude dope hats coming being made in India right now, so
- 1:52:29I'll stay tuned for that ship. Okay, So we had a three hundred
- 1:52:32hit point, right, do we want to tell the people what we're gonna
- 1:52:34do or we're gonna do something I don't know. We might do that hot
- 1:52:38chip challenge that killed somebody, dude, that should really killed someone, But
- 1:52:41we can do the Spring Oh yeah, the Ascid Show because of because of
- 1:52:45the three hundred uh subscribers. I'm gonna ask Callie Blaze to see if we
- 1:52:50do an asset show and maybe he joins us for the Ascid Show. That'd
- 1:52:53be nice. Yeah, so how about that. It's a little, it's
- 1:52:57a little fucking thank you for you guys and the like I said the twenty
- 1:53:00eighth, look forward for two episodes, one in the morning and one at
- 1:53:04night. So we'll see you tomorrow. Mm hmmm.