Latest / Billy The Kidd In The Morning / New Dirty Little Secret:"My Father‑In‑Law Went Too Far”
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- 0:01Speaker 1: Get it off your chest.
- 0:02Speaker 2: We promise you'll feel better.
- 0:04Speaker 1: Welcome to the dirty little Secret.
- 0:05Speaker 3: Now your chance. One thousand dollars coming up if you
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- 0:14Speaker 3: let us know, confess with us eight three three seven
- 0:17Speaker 3: eight seven one o two nine And we always get
- 0:19Speaker 3: some good ones.
- 0:20Speaker 4: Today is no exception, sir. How are you?
- 0:22Speaker 1: I'm doing good, you know, uh, just trying to trying
- 0:25Speaker 1: to figure out what to do here.
- 0:27Speaker 4: Someone's about to get married. I think that's you. Yeah.
- 0:30Speaker 3: Sure. Where there's a wedding, there's drama, and I think
- 0:33Speaker 3: you got some. You got a little secret. What's going on?
- 0:35Speaker 1: Well?
- 0:36Speaker 5: You know, as you said, I was supposed to get married.
- 0:38Speaker 1: In May, and I'm staying supposed to hopefully.
- 0:41Speaker 5: Oh god, because of what just happened. Yeah, well is anyway?
- 0:44Speaker 1: Last weekend, one of my best friends they threw me
- 0:48Speaker 1: like a you know, one of those bachelor party things
- 0:51Speaker 1: that you do.
- 0:52Speaker 5: Before you get married.
- 0:53Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 0:53Speaker 1: It was supposed to be like no big deal, like
- 0:56Speaker 1: elast fra, nothing too wild, you know, just harmless fun
- 1:00Speaker 1: and we were going to go to a steakhouse of course,
- 1:02Speaker 1: you know, and and have some dinner and maybe go
- 1:05Speaker 1: to some cigar bar afterwards or something. Basically, my future
- 1:09Speaker 1: father in law came along with us, and we were like, okay, cool,
- 1:12Speaker 1: we're gonna have the you know, part of the part
- 1:14Speaker 1: of what I'm basically marrying into coming with us, and
- 1:17Speaker 1: it's going to be a good time.
- 1:18Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:18Speaker 1: He's a great guy, he's super cool, and we always
- 1:21Speaker 1: get along.
- 1:22Speaker 5: And it's it's always been so far, it's been great.
- 1:24Speaker 5: So you know, this really.
- 1:26Speaker 1: Weird thing happened though at the bachelor party, like he
- 1:28Speaker 1: got super slam and drunk.
- 1:31Speaker 5: Oh god, and yeah, uh huh. And next thing I know,
- 1:35Speaker 5: we end up at a strip club.
- 1:37Speaker 1: Oh really.
- 1:42Speaker 3: I was gonna ask you because I feel like, and
- 1:44Speaker 3: maybe I'm wrong, but bachelor parties are not old school,
- 1:48Speaker 3: but I feel like they've changed over the years. It's
- 1:50Speaker 3: not your typical like we're gonna go on, We're gonna
- 1:52Speaker 3: I do whatever I do. It doesn't count now. It
- 1:54Speaker 3: is more like a steak dinner and kind of chill vibes.
- 1:58Speaker 3: That was your plan, and then all of a sudden,
- 1:59Speaker 3: that's slated quickly.
- 2:01Speaker 5: Now, I wasn't expecting any of this stuff. Yea, honestly,
- 2:04Speaker 5: I didn't even I didn't even ask for it, you know,
- 2:06Speaker 5: it was just kind of happened. And but when everything really.
- 2:09Speaker 1: Weird and awkward and put me into like a full
- 2:12Speaker 1: blown panic mode, was her dad started partying.
- 2:15Speaker 5: Like he was like eighteen again.
- 2:17Speaker 1: You know.
- 2:17Speaker 5: At one point he was.
- 2:18Speaker 1: Dancing on the tables and his boxers. He had what.
- 2:23Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I'm not even kidding.
- 2:25Speaker 3: At the adult entertainment facility with the strippers.
- 2:29Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm not.
- 2:32Speaker 1: Even I wish, I wish I was like making this
- 2:35Speaker 1: up and exaggerating I am not.
- 2:37Speaker 5: And and he's married, of course, Okay, oh that's.
- 2:40Speaker 4: What I was gonna ask you. Is he is he
- 2:41Speaker 4: still with mom? And he and he is oh yeah.
- 2:44Speaker 5: Oh yeah yeah.
- 2:47Speaker 1: And the entire time, the whole time, I was just
- 2:50Speaker 1: sitting there going, what if his daughter knew any of
- 2:53Speaker 1: this stuff? What she's gonna lose it?
- 2:55Speaker 5: Like, what's going to happen here?
- 2:57Speaker 1: And so to make it worse, you know, everyone had
- 3:00Speaker 1: their freaking phones out of course when they're filming everything. Yeah,
- 3:05Speaker 1: like the day and age, you can't get away with
- 3:06Speaker 1: you can't get away with anything nowadays. I'm surprised they
- 3:08Speaker 1: even allow that in there. The strippers didn't care. They
- 3:11Speaker 1: were laughing the whole time.
- 3:12Speaker 5: So yeah, I don't even know like who, I don't even.
- 3:16Speaker 1: Know what and who has what on their cameras right now.
- 3:20Speaker 1: So now everything's over, the party's over, the wedding is
- 3:23Speaker 1: literally not far away, and I can't I really can't
- 3:27Speaker 1: stop thinking about this, and like, I feel really weird
- 3:30Speaker 1: keeping the secret that involves her dad.
- 3:32Speaker 5: And I also like feel like telling her.
- 3:35Speaker 1: Could like blow up everything and her relationship with him
- 3:37Speaker 1: and maybe even us and the marriage.
- 3:39Speaker 3: And I'm just knowing you'll be okay. Yeah, I think
- 3:43Speaker 3: you're gonna be fine. Father in law maybe not so much.
- 3:46Speaker 3: Father in law sounds like a good time though. I
- 3:49Speaker 3: mean typically I don't even think father in law has
- 3:51Speaker 3: even come on the patchular party no way.
- 3:53Speaker 4: Yeah, so he sounds like anyway.
- 3:57Speaker 1: But yeah, that's the question. But that's that's the question
- 4:00Speaker 1: for you guys. I'm like stuck answering this, like do
- 4:02Speaker 1: I tell her? Do I tell her?
- 4:04Speaker 5: And the fiance?
- 4:05Speaker 3: Do I tell her?
- 4:06Speaker 4: Okay? All right, do you tell fiance before? Okay?
- 4:09Speaker 3: We all have an opinion. Kandas Poo and I. On
- 4:12Speaker 3: the count of three, we're going to say, should we
- 4:14Speaker 3: tell the fiance yes or no? Okay three two no, no, no,
- 4:19Speaker 3: all of a sudden, no, Kansas.
- 4:24Speaker 4: Canis you think no? I thought you were going to
- 4:26Speaker 4: say yes.
- 4:27Speaker 2: Well, I only say that because I feel like this
- 4:30Speaker 2: guy is that that's his thing. I feel like he
- 4:33Speaker 2: his wife knows he's a partier, Like for to allow
- 4:36Speaker 2: him to go on the bachelor party, I don't know.
- 4:38Speaker 2: Something just tells me he's a wild one and they
- 4:41Speaker 2: know he's wild.
- 4:42Speaker 3: And listen, partying in your boxers with strippers isn't cheating?
- 4:48Speaker 1: Is cheating?
- 4:51Speaker 2: Well, I mean technically no, it's a little further than
- 4:57Speaker 2: I would appreciate my dad or my husband going.
- 5:01Speaker 3: I can't imagine looking over, Oh my god, can you
- 5:03Speaker 3: imagine looking over seeing your future father in law and
- 5:05Speaker 3: his box was just ragie.
- 5:08Speaker 1: I'm just glad I didn't get any further than that,
- 5:10Speaker 1: because then it's like, Okay, then you have to start
- 5:11Speaker 1: asking yourself.
- 5:12Speaker 5: Well, sure that's not she either, but it.
- 5:15Speaker 3: Is right now that right of course. Now that is
- 5:18Speaker 3: if it were to go to another level and there
- 5:20Speaker 3: was that kind of thing involved. Maybe you were obligated,
- 5:22Speaker 3: but right now I think you're I didn't see that.
- 5:24Speaker 3: I can't believe that happened.
- 5:25Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I want to give it all the details.
- 5:29Speaker 4: No, I mean you had a good time. You're you
- 5:31Speaker 4: think she.
- 5:32Speaker 3: Might be more upset too, that you went to a
- 5:34Speaker 3: strip club because she didn't know that was a part
- 5:35Speaker 3: of the plan.
- 5:36Speaker 4: That's another thing we're talking about. She needs to know,
- 5:39Speaker 4: she needs to know that.
- 5:40Speaker 1: Can't No, really, that's going to open up the can,
- 5:44Speaker 1: open up the can of worms.
- 5:45Speaker 4: Big worms.
- 5:47Speaker 2: I mean, you have to tell her though you didn't
- 5:48Speaker 2: ask for that.
- 5:49Speaker 4: Yeah, you were to see. What I would say is,
- 5:51Speaker 4: I can't believe we ended up here.
- 5:53Speaker 3: They took me. I had no idea where we were going. Yeah, yeah,
- 5:56Speaker 3: and I blame everybody else but me.
- 5:58Speaker 4: Yes, my arm.
- 6:00Speaker 3: Yeah, next thing I know, we're in our boxers dancing
- 6:02Speaker 3: with trippers. Okay, okay, good, good, Well if you do
- 6:09Speaker 3: tell anybody, please tell us so we know, because either way,
- 6:13Speaker 3: I think you're good. I don't think it's gonna be
- 6:15Speaker 3: a problem. But congratulations on getting married hopefully.
- 6:18Speaker 5: Yeah, well, thank you