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Episode 257: Tupac Was Just Bald · Not That Serious

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  Continuously talking to get in the feeling. Yeah, exactly, most top five
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  hits. That's where his oh the Beatles came from. Mm hmm, okay
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  has the most top five Okay volume of me got more Beatles. That's one
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  of those stings where it's like, we'll let you rock, but don't take
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  don't make me do more research. Pretty much, I would just let you
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  cook because I don't feel like going to my laptop right now. Whatever.
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  Abs. Yeah, that nigga brone journalists, journalist, journalistic, you thought
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  he was cooking, said you want two hundred two hundred sweaty jersey men.
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  I'm like, Nigga was one of those men, Nigga for years years,
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  a long time, long long time, and now you're transitioning back to footboo
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  jerseys again. Good time. God, it's just corny when he does it,
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  though, Like you know, he's just corny and he just he's just
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  rich. It's not funny when he does it. Yeah, it's like when
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  squid word. It's like when this is the fucking swiat words I told you
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  Boo Colm down he said, look, I'm mopping too. It's not the
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  same. Cool, It's just not the same when he does it. Hey,
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  Like when Smito does stuff with his hair, it's cool. When Drake
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  does his stuff his hair, it's like, cut that ship off. You're
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  thirty seven. One of the complaints, Uh, you guys can complain about
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  him hanging out with or talking to Kyson. What about Offset? Was that
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  weird? Yes? No? So yes, I feel like the difference was
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  it was authentic you feel? Yeah? Offset was there like just hanging out
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  chilling. Drake called him like when the album came out, I was like,
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  Yo, it just seems I don't know, it's just different. I
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  don't know what it's seemed different about it. But did you also see that
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  Constan didn't like off this album? Yes? I did? That was I
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  mean he was disappointed when I I'm mean, I've only heard Offset album.
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  I heard some of it. I liked what I heard some of it.
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  I didn't finish yet. Why are you? Why are you singing like this?
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  But also there is even though he is still much older than Carson,
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  it is a five year difference between him and Drake sure, ten year difference
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  between him and it was all set thirty thirty, thirty one, thirty one.
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  I mean it's still Okay, thanks Drake's but I mean forty seven yep,
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  yeah, don't check the numbers. We don't care enough to look.
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  Phil feels right to me. I still forty seven when I listened to it?
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  What the fuck talking about? I mean, I know which. I
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  tried to listen to King Carson all right, did listen to King Carson album.
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  I was like, is that King Carson got some old ears man?
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  King Carson? He's on a playbook Cardies label. You know what's a young
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  nigga? I dude like nigga ese like, I mean, but he's a
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  Detroit nigga. I feel like that almost that's not fair because a lot of
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  all the Detroy niggas they're really rapping, like it's not they just mumble rapping.
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  The niggas actually rapping. Yeah, yeah, be a be the pac
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  Man. Hilarious, hilarious, great rapper, historical hysterical, great stuff,
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  historical hysterical, historical historical hysterity. It's both. It's good. You know
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  what I'm saying. Okay, I guess I'm gonna put the music now.
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  Who's gonna sound? We make the rules. We make the rules here.
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  You're not talking to your mind the AD's gonna come on right about now,
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  and then you know what I'm saying, this is going to be mad.
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  I want to sell fucking lambskin tampons or whatever the ad is. It's lambskin
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  condom. Use none of them ships, because doesn't nobody. I ain't stire
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  both your relevant that's none of my pistons. When's the last time you put
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  on a condom? Momont? Oh wow? Wow? Honestly, remember that's
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  crazy. Who's President's crazy? Out with Rodney was somewhere in the mix?
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  Is inconvenient truth? Political human guys, Come on, get with it.
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  I remember watching. I want you to. Everybody's gonna answer now, man,
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  honestly, I mean what president was it? Probably Will Obama? Yes,
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  that's how you put on a condom. Keen. Did it just for
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  the feeling, just to seeven fits? Oh no, no, you just
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  wear them just to pee them so you don't go to the bathroom. Just
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  what I'd rather say pen was jerking off? Yeah, jerking off is very
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  criminal. I think I heard somebody said they did that pisson in condoms,
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  Doug. That sounds efficient actually when you think about it, about because the
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  moment you try to take it off. It's piss is going everywhere, not
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  if you tie it all. I mean, how much p are you peek?
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  Yeah? I mean yeah, I was like, how much p are
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  you peek? So it's like, look, so and what is this?
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  Well they'll find out I'm Michael and this is the pep out, but real
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  quicken COVID first got when I first got COVID. When I go COVID,
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  and basically I was relegated to just staying in my room. I really couldn't
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  move around that much. So like my aunt works at a hospital and she
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  was like, yeah, you know, she gave me like one of the
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  little these little plastic things that you peeing, so I don't, like I
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  can limit going to the bathroom, like going through the house like one of
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  the little jugs, and like ping in a receptacle is very hard. I
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  mean, so now that I'm thinking about how hard that was, ping an
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  economist impossible. I don't know I even brought that up because ping and thank
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  you you're talking about ping it and that jug is hard? Yeah, why
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  because you gotta like pull your dick out fit it in there is especially when
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  you especially what's your technique on peeing it's one of the big ones with the
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  hand. It's like no, no, no, no, no, no,
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  it's like a regular it's like a like a gatory bottle. Damn near.
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  Like the hole is like that. The hole is like a little bit
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  bigger than that. So it's like and it's like, I'm not a grower,
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  so it's like I gotta press it up against So nothing like escapes.
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  Just just just line up, hold a whole, Michael. I'm not always
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  shooting on ten right now. Sometimes it's a little dribble and then you got
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  pee on your toes in the floor. Wait, you're not holding a jug.
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  I am holding the jug. But then like I gotta oh yeah,
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  no, no, don't make it a fat thing. It's not about that.
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  Then, what's about the fact that my penis naturally doesn't just droop and
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  hang like I'm a grower and I'm not a shower. So it's like it's
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  like a little tiny turtle until it's time for action. So because I got
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  to coax the turtle head. Imagine taking the turtle's head and putting it in
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  a bottle. Imagine how hard that might be. It takes some finesse,
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  it takes some Okay, you have a turtle at home. I don't know
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  about that. I've seen nobody's phoenis in this room. I don't think,
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  well, you know locker rooms in then no, right now, i've seen
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  no, I haven't seen anybody's penis here. But but you have a turtle
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  hole. Imagine taking that turtle's head and putting it into a water bottle.
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  Challenging, challenging. Well, now imagine on top of that, you really
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  gotta be and it's dark, it's it's not fun, and you're coughing.
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  My god, So it just pains everywhere a little bit. I feel like
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  the only reason, the reason why it would be hard because he's not controlling
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  the turtleneck. If he's controlling the turtleneck, it would be fine. Just
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  to match up the hole with the whole. I'm just saying. I'm just
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  saying, I don't see what the isues. I think, well, do
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  you just hang naturally, that's the problem, that's that's your that's your gift
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  in life. I don't do that. I don't present. I'm not I'm
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  not I'm not bragging. I'm not braggingdocious like you. I have nothing to
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  brag about clearly you do. I just plopped my big old dicking. Doesn't
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  take no math from me, not at all. If I just I'm wrapping
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  around my leg, I can manage take it out my sock. Once I'm
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  clipping from my toe. No, okay, once I'm clipping from my belt
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  hooked. Sometimes I play wars Wall with my own penis. Yo, what
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  I talk? Alright, it sounds like inside your body's I got two inches
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  of straight venom. Personally, that sounds crazy. It was a venom,
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  two inches of venom. He was like, listen, everybody got that hammer,
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  but they got a rent though you didn't see that. No, so
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  funny broke straight. When was the last time you put on the condom?
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  I'm not letting it go. Probably two years ago. Okay, responsible,
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  I don't know what you're looking at me for m J. Recently, I'm
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  glad. I'm glad it was responsibility, hope recently. This bigger looked at
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  his Apple watch. He said. He said about tuesdore hours thirteen hours in
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  turn baby, cue cover your ears. Q. He's like, I wanted
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  to answer, but at the same time, don't answer. I want you
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  completed the fifth brother. No, you can't never, I never. I
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  don't have my boy nigga que bigger que. I couldn't tell you mm hmm
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  like that. I like that. You know you guys said we heard him.
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  Okay, I'm larned to Latex shout out like well said, shout out,
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  Gabe, I don't bang with the lambs. You can catch my drift,
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  sexy bread me bro. Did you see her story where she was posting
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  like all the time that she actually was pregnant, but she was hiding it.
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  What she was like, Yo, I couldn't breathe in this photo.
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  I was holding in my stomach so long. How many times has she been
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  pregnant and got rid of it? No? Pregnant, She's like, nigga,
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  I'm like, I'm like what, She's just counting them down? But
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  it's right. That's a almost like, yo, she's run the St.
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  Louis abortion clinics. Yeah, that makes sense. The baby gonna get a
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  comb. Run that baby through a fucking never stopped. Peace be onto that,
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  please, please be onto that baby. Honestly, her being pregnant was
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  kind of like, I was a little upset, but we didnt even introduced
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  her Chloe to I mean not Chloe hay lady. Yeah, she's pregnant,
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  pregnant now and she does like pregnant. She's clearly pregnant right there. She's
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  breaking the chests game. Look, yeah, I just thought she had a
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  big, big order. She it's a carne inside of baby. Oh yeah.
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  But this is not that serious podcast, everybody. You could not tell
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  by the first as. You can't tell her the first thirteen minutes of the
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  podcast. It's very not serious at all. It's the best podcast in your
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  world. Uh, you already know what the flim flame is going on?
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  Uh, I am one of your hosts. Michael Elsie Keenan is in the
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  building, my aka doctor Waltam m J Boy cut in turn, Homie kwan
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  As, what the fuck came back the coach that crock ship. You're fucking
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  up your grips. You ain't got the motherfucker's the sports mode cue? How
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  many pairs of crocks to gas? Um? It's down to till, Like,
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  what the fuck are you doing with tilling? Chocolate chip cross? Wow?
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  I got three? Three? It seems like so much more. I
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  get rid of them. You got you got three? Now? Yes?
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  How many have you? How many pairs have you owning your life? Nig
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  crocks is different though, Why, it's like, how many pair of flip
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  flops you owned your life? Probably to damn, you've owned two pair of
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  slides your entire life. Now you said flip flops. The fact that you
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  owned them though my mama bottle whatever you was wearing them ships my mama stolen
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  from somebody. Never as I became bigger of age, the big separators stopped
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  good. But my mama used to buy him. You know, it's just
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  on her travels. Huh with the least, we're not doing this, Okay,
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  it's early. What that means you're asking with the pen. By then
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  they were talking about my mama. I'll call it now. Please don't.
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  I know, I know she's the way, Please don't. She's a weak
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  waiting. But yeah, what's going on? Everybody is not pocket alreadyst did
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  that? Uh yeah, yeah, thank you, thank you for this rendition.
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  How oh yeah, how was your week, buddy? Pretty good?
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  Can't lie? I had some kind of an eventful weekend. Yeah, went
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  out to uh the Bowling House and Cherry Hill for a nice little crab pot.
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  I was at her. It was good. That was good. It
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  was good. I found out that I don't like crawfish. Yeah exactly,
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  I gotta gasp and now saints now because you know I don't like that's crazy,
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  let me crosses. That was my first time having it. I was
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  like I didn't even know how to eat it. Yeah, I was juice
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  out like a freaking nah got you got to do it. I sniffed it
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  and I was like, oh damn, not for me. Is good.
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  But then also, I don't even think I can eat that much. Where
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  is that at Cherry Hill? Is that? Like that's why I took my
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  mom for Mother's Day. It's like in the little it's like in a little
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  cove, a little Italian place next Yeah, yeah, it's a cool little
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  spot. It's cute. But yeah, I don't even think I can eat
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  that much seafood. Because that night I was just like, oh, I
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  was like just like one chip again. And I woke up in the middle
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  of the night like yeah, that's one of them where you take a shower
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  after No, I wasn't that one. Man. I had to do that
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  recently last like a few weeks. It was only because like I ran out
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  of tissue paper and instead of me like calling people. I was like,
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  I'm just gonna take I'll take shower. It's just like, bro, like
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  it's just gonna cut that part out. Why you're gonna cut that part out?
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  That's just I'm never taking a shower with dookie on my body, I
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  promise you. What the fun did you just say me? No? Wait?
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  What did I just missed? I said there, like I ran out
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  of tissue paper, and so I'm like, I'm just I'll just shower.
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  Oh, I was to issus like I do theoretically, it's like I guess
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  the same thing as today. But no, you it's not like I just
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  got a shower and just went dry rag to dry buttons and like, no,
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  like I let water go through first before I started watching myself. I
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  don't think that makes it anybody, Yes it does. I mean, what's
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  the issue? That's another comments are gonna get you. They're gonna get y'all.
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  Wait talking about Mike. You've done this before, having you oh like
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  whanena, Yeah, just straight from the toilet, straight into the shower.
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  Yes, no wiping. Of course you're white. But it's like it's like
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  he's saying he ran out of toilet paper. He knew that he's supposed to
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  do in that situation, and honestly, I'll call for him. Go find
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  some toiletower, just take the hose, Just go spray myself clean, take
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  a shower. That's a day power. But you could clean the shower after.
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  If it's like an issue. It's not like it's gonna be an issue
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  much. You're dealing with poop. It's always an issue. Like nothing is
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  gonna be it's never squeaky clean. You gotta it's gonna be some work after.
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  M hmm, Okay, I'm just saying. You think it's just a
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  chunk just just sitting in the drain, do you think hold the turns just
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  on the shower floor. But there's prop there's particles. There's particles everywhere,
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  but there's going to be more particle when you flush the toilet. It's part
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  That's why you put the toilet seat push, yeah, and they hit this
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  topping and lands on the seat and put your butt on the seat. The
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  same ship circle of Dookie Life, Dookie list. That's why the beginning on
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  your two brush too, it'll be coming outside. That's how I understand why
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  people put like White people don't use like two busch caps, or they just
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  put their tooth brust on the counter, put it in the cabinet on the
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  counter is crazy. Just naked raw on the on the counter that's on the
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  same that is insane. They say it has to be six feet away,
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  you're an animal. I think away from the toilet seven. I think it's
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  seven. Maybe the updated the numbers. I keep my tooth brush in my
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  room. It doesn't even stay in the bathroom, taking any doesn't even stay
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  in there. A migrant. Nah, I just take out the bathroom,
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  bring with me two bush out of the pucket. Yeah. I remember when
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  I first found out about like the distance I went in my bathroom, Like,
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  like I used, your teeth brush should be from you should be from
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  the toilet. I think it's supposed to be seven feet, So like,
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  I like, no tooth brush, and like when out, what do you
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  mean? No bathroom is seven feet? A lot of bathrooms, aren't,
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  Nigga? What seven feet from six to two from the I'm talking about from
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  the toilet from the sink to the toilet mouth was almost I mean sometimes I've
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  been in your bathroom. That's not nah, bro, I understand what you
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  say. Seven feet is like fucking shack shocking fit, fucking laying down in
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  your laying down in the bathroom like this. His head's gonna be sticking out
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  of the door. I know it's not that bad good thing. It would
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  be a hot pot noose and not just the regular legs, so it had
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  more. Even he's filling up the whole room. Time. They said I
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  would never use math. The last time using it right, I am using
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  it right because I do. One had my my two bush on the floor,
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  so him lay. But that's only when you want to get seven ft
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  out of this. But that's not called the hypo. That is, yes,
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  you think you run a straight line tape measure from your toilet seat to
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  your sick it's seven feet apart. Oh no, I never said it was.
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  That's you need to listen. I never said it was. And what
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  are you getting it? I said that I used my body to measure the
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  distance. I never said it was seven ft. I never let me finish.
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  Wasn't it was less than seven half? Wasn't half? And you left
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  the two prot it was, yeah, I didn't waste your time. Let
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  me finish it. I need seven ft? Was this? I promise you
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  was just won't let me finish. You just want to to know how much
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  of a piece of the city was. He would let me seventy five percent,
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  dookie some of those numbers. So what I did was I was like,
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  Okay, it's not far enough. Let me get a toothirs cap and
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  I got it. Okay, yeah, okay, A long way to respect.
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  It was respect. Just say I got a tooth. Took Elsie two
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  and a half seconds to say I got a tooth porch gap and you He
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  was like, well, I took my man, I took my body and
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  I did. I didn't torture boy math and I ain't just fucking I did.
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  I just fucking used my squad square, hot potts, Pythaggony deals just
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  to say you got a fucking cat and the slow for the hot pot.
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  You're allowed to interrupt you when you take thirty years equals and is it plus
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  or minus B drive around the corner to go stream and be like why shop
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  back seat driving? Go that way? Driving, I'm trying to concentrate.
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  You're not focusing because the goal is there the four lefts. The same thing
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  is going straight, drop six miles to go next door. Sol How was
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  it. How was the rest of your week? So you went to the
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  boiling house? Yeah, you got some crawl fish. You don't like it?
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  You smelled it? Oh damn. I was gonna say something else.
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  Cut the bread, cut the grass, walk the dog. Gutters use the
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  kind of gutters. Didn't use the gog one of those things is true,
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  But you pay golf note chili? Damn? What are those things? It
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  is true? It doesn't matter. Watch Beckham yet, I forgot to watch
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  that Who Sarah Sarah who? Uh? I don't want to say heah full
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  name. It was a lawyer, okay, yeah, she means David Beckham,
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  no idea and the Instagram and said, here's a picture of the goat.
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  Would David Beckham? That's not you know? He said, one of
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  them is the greatest ever do it, and the other is David Beckham.
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  I appreciate that. I'm like good, Yeah, anyway, yeah, yeah,
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  you got it. Whoever's next? I should be buddy? Uh?
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  Week was school? I went to a WNBA game yesterday. I went to
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  the WNBA finals in Brooklyn. The Liberty One, Right, So the Liberty
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  One. Where'd you sit? Where'd I sit? Like diagonal and like like
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  on eighteen, Like, how close were you? One hundred levels? One
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  hundred levels? Get one hundred levels like the lower levels, that's the lower
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  lower bowl. Okay, what did you do with the rest of your twenty
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  dollars? What do you mean by that? So you broke the twenty I'm
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  assuming for the seats? What did you do with the other eighteen fifty?
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  What do you mean by that? Follow me now, boy man, I
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  know exactly what I know exactly Square Garden and it was like Markleys, whatever
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  the fuck you went? There was like them NBA final seats and you whipped
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  out of twenty. It was like, oh my god. Now, and
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  then they called the manager to break that. No, and then what did
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  you do with the other? I had to reach into my wild and grab
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  more money. What you bought the team? Why are you being disrespectful because
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  you're talking about women's basketball and it's Mike. That's fine, he'll got a
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  disrespect You bought the team the owner for the New York The stadium was actually
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  pretty full. I'm not even gonna lie to the game. The stadium was
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  actually pretty full. Sell it out. It was a good game. Liberty
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  won. Uh aces up to to one game fours tomorrow some good ship nine
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  am. Mm hmm game Western time, nine am tip off in the middle
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  of the week. Everybody's in there with McDonald's breakfast, like a good big
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  breakfast, hotcakes fraught to you by the mcgriddall. Oh man, that's what
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  else. I almost watch all. I almost tuned. I think I'm gonna
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  watch one game. You would enjoy the last game. It was definitely a
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  good game. Brandon Story finally had a good game because them girls in l
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  A been having her in Hell and Esca. I'm ready for the fucking college
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  to start. Definitely women's college basketball what I thought, right, I want
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  to see the l C Jones play it an ls you got the one new
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  girl they transfer and lift. I don't know, huh Haley, Yeah she
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  transferred from Yeah that's there, you go. Yeah, she's the truth.
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  So yeah, man, it should be good women's basketball. It's getting bigger,
• 27:04
  Mike, do you know the w n b A is expanding? How
• 27:07
  the fun they expland they don't make a profit. They do make a profit,
• 27:11
  they must they don't. But you didn't hear they're expanding for real?
• 27:14
  They do? Yeah. From the rip, I was like how the fun.
• 27:17
  They explained, they don't make no money the last time he checked.
• 27:19
  I don't know. They just start making money this year. No, they
• 27:22
  wouldn't be able to expand next if they shouldn't be able to exist now.
• 27:26
  But they fucking still drain the system, so they start making money. That's
• 27:32
  what I'm asking you. When they got that new deal? What two years
• 27:34
  ago? Last year ago? That think last year? Okay, yeah,
• 27:38
  so they're playing they actually do. I actually think it would be good for
• 27:44
  the area if they did. But the expansion is Golden State or San Francisco.
• 27:48
  Yeah, but under it's under the Warriors. It's under the Warriors.
• 27:52
  Yeah. But yeah, it's getting bigger. Bro. That draft is gonna
• 27:56
  be crazy. There's a lot of the talent out. No, no,
• 28:00
  like the for for they expect that. Yeah, they might be. They
• 28:06
  might funk around, be like one of the best teams. Like it could
• 28:07
  be like an NHL type thing. So what happened with the I'm not sure
• 28:11
  if it's true. I'm not sure if it's true how it works. But
• 28:15
  what I heard was they have like teams have players that are untouchable and everybody
• 28:19
  else just goes into a pool. Yes, Yeah, that's why. With
• 28:22
  the NHL, well, who's the new team. Yeah, so they were
• 28:27
  a new team and they ended up being one of the best teams in the
• 28:30
  league. Off rip Like it wasn't like they did the complete opposite of what
• 28:33
  the NFL d with the Texans, Like they brought in a new team and
• 28:37
  the new team was competitive. They don't deserve all these new teams they be
• 28:40
  getting. Yeah, because there's a lot of money there. I don't know,
• 28:44
  but it's like I'm just thinking of it as a sports I know the
• 28:48
  money is there, but it's like, oh, yeah, obviously it's not
• 28:49
  a sports city, like they don't just I'm thinking deserve as like I'm not
• 28:56
  sports town. You could possibly think of what do you mean? Yeah,
• 28:57
  but Mike's talking about the real Vegas people, not the real Beaters, all
• 29:02
  the real all the Raiders fans in Oakland. Still, Like that doesn't come
• 29:07
  from Vegas itself. It's right there. It's like us having Philly. That's
• 29:14
  not really the argument. But yeah, people that live in Vegas don't give
• 29:21
  a fuck like Vegas, you know what I'm saying, Like they just leftovers
• 29:26
  from Oakland people. I doubt that, like the mass of that fan base
• 29:33
  is originated in Vegas, is what I'm saying. Nobody will take them start
• 29:37
  somewhere. What do you mean? I'm just saying like like if you never
• 29:40
  put a team, there's never like what I'm saying, Like teams like uh,
• 29:45
  like Saint Louis that have had franchises and ship like that and have had
• 29:49
  franchises taken away from them, they gotta wait for Vegas, like they have
• 29:53
  a fan base ready to go. If Saint Louis was good enough to keep
• 29:57
  a franchise there, they will had it taken away from them. It's just
• 30:03
  like they did make it a super Bowl. He was taken from l A
• 30:06
  like LA took them. They made it. They made it. There's teams
• 30:07
  that they never know. I'm not talking about the team. I'm talking about
• 30:11
  the like the yeah, like if the if the city was doing its part,
• 30:15
  I don't know about his team. When you have a city like l
• 30:18
  A doing it, I don't think the city. There's not much a city
• 30:23
  can do when you got a big monster like l A I and your team.
• 30:27
  You know what I mean. Well, weren't the Rams originally in l
• 30:30
  A and then move Yeah, and you know It's not like la is like
• 30:33
  I want the rams from Saint Louis, give them to me. Like,
• 30:36
  that's not how that works. It's like we need to move from here.
• 30:38
  Where are we gonna go? The owner crankies? Yeah, I want to
• 30:44
  move from here. Oh, l A, Sure, let's do that.
• 30:48
  Yeah, I would say. It's not what I'm saying, like we got
• 30:51
  it or I want to make some money more a lot more money, and
• 30:56
  l A is calling, so let's go there. Okay. So if if
• 30:59
  it was doing what it needed to do in the current place, they wouldn't
• 31:03
  leave. As what I'm telling you, I'm not saying like what it needed
• 31:06
  to do or is just that an opportunity has arisen where I could do immensely
• 31:11
  better here. It's not about like saying, if you can live for free
• 31:15
  in a mansion tomorrow, are you moving into that mansion? Absolutely, But
• 31:18
  that doesn't mean the ours that I live in is shitty. True, don't
• 31:21
  mean that's what I'm saying. Okay, what the fuck they got to do
• 31:23
  with me moving in the house tomorrow in another city? No, it has
• 31:26
  nothing to do. But I'm saying, like, may you start taking Like
• 31:30
  if the team never goes to Vegas. Vegas never builds a fan base,
• 31:33
  is what I'm saying, Like there's they will never like there has to be
• 31:37
  a yeah, like there has to be a team there for them to build
• 31:41
  a fan base there or else they will never be a fan base. I
• 31:42
  get it. I guess I'm just like, I don't see I guess something
• 31:47
  got to start there, but I just I just never don't see that as
• 31:49
  a sports city. And I think that's ever gonna be that because it is
• 31:53
  always gonna be a sports city because there's no sports teams there. But even
• 32:00
  so, it's not the main attraction is always going to be the I don't
• 32:05
  give a sports scaling is you don't think that if you put enough teams there
• 32:08
  that it will become an attractive thing. Look at the stadium that's there for
• 32:12
  football, Like that's gonna be you give it time, that's going to become
• 32:15
  an attractive place for sports. Sure, it's going to be attractive. Player,
• 32:16
  I'm just saying it's never going to be the thing. Weren't already talking
• 32:21
  about puting the basketball team there. They've been saying that, like for Lebron,
• 32:23
  that's probably what Lebron Lebron the owner right that what you're saying, were
• 32:30
  you at it? Lebroner, He said it on the on the shop.
• 32:31
  He set in his own mouth. He wants to be the one that expands
• 32:35
  that vegas. He's also a liar, Yes, about about weird ship.
• 32:40
  He lies about reading books a lot about business the business. Come on,
• 32:46
  munchkin. Yeah he did be lying, though, you remember that. I
• 32:51
  remember what I was gonna say. It was also related to the Boiling House.
• 32:54
  It was something so this place for like two people. It was like
• 33:00
  one hundred dollars for and then Brandy was like, oh, let's do this
• 33:05
  option. And it was like like this is for like two hundred dollars fees
• 33:09
  four people. What do you what are you wanting? She was like,
• 33:16
  you think we're gonna eat that much food? We're about to eat like six
• 33:20
  crabs? You said, I can easily do that, but I mean I
• 33:25
  can't wait to get extra stuff like pound. We had a pound of shrimp
• 33:29
  and a pound of crawl fish, and I was, that's amazing. I
• 33:30
  would eat all that. I ain't gonna to see you. I a pound
• 33:35
  of crawfish by myself. Oh yeah, actually you could do that, but
• 33:37
  it's amazing. Yeah, but I did it, Yeah, didn't. I
• 33:40
  believe it's fast like a motherfucker. It just really highlighted, like I guess
• 33:45
  the difference in our I guess our childhoods like living with another person, like
• 33:51
  really see how they're how she was like raised, like she used to affluence.
• 33:54
  Yeah, like no limits, used to went to the match. You're
• 34:00
  lucky if you get an appetite and damn like skins is my John Rockefeller.
• 34:07
  You're hungry after your entree. There's food at home leaving this sir. Yeah,
• 34:14
  but yeah, I mean there's fruit roll ups at the house, off
• 34:17
  brand fruit rollers. We brought it in a car. Yeah, that's he
• 34:22
  rolls in the pocket pocket roll My dad grew up, you know, and
• 34:27
  I grew up poor, so it is what it is. But he wasn't
• 34:30
  really like we weren't poor, but I could tell like he had like PTSD
• 34:35
  of poverty. Y'all were poor, you just were no you know, Yeah,
• 34:44
  PTSD are being broken broke disorder. So I had to suffering makes sense
• 34:52
  though, but yeah, no, it makes sense. But you know,
• 34:53
  you got to break out of that, Like I'm not going to be living
• 34:57
  like that. Now. What else did you do. Did you Did I
• 35:01
  do anything other than that? I don't think I did. I think that
• 35:05
  was pretty much. I think that was a highlight. I thinks, well,
• 35:08
  I I did nothing, stayed home. I had olive Garden with my
• 35:17
  family. It's for my cousin's birthday. Okay, out of garden. This
• 35:21
  ship, Yeah, I was gonna say, not good, it's fucking awful.
• 35:24
  It's it's not my go to. It's really bad. Like it's so
• 35:28
  bad, and it's like they really lean it. They really try to act
• 35:30
  like it's authentic Italian, like they try to set the ambiance with the fucking
• 35:37
  Italian opera like get oh, like it's a nice spot, brother, go
• 35:42
  fuck yourself. I heard that I walked into the sticks on the menu.
• 35:51
  Go Italy is not like that, mother man, are you? I don't
• 35:55
  think we experienced it, but that that and a artie had to with the
• 36:01
  SAM saw that. I saw the coordinating. Other than that, they were
• 36:06
  just trying to say a selfie stick or a battery pack. Jesus Christ,
• 36:08
  I was so annoying. Yeah, they warned us about I was you just
• 36:15
  wait, nigga. We got out the side tracking real quickly. We were
• 36:22
  we were quick. We were pulling it, not going. We were pulling
• 36:29
  up to uh to the leaning to our pieces. And the dude when he
• 36:32
  dropped us off, he was like, be careful for pickpockets. We were
• 36:35
  all like, yo, I wish it happens because we would beat the funk
• 36:39
  out of somebody. Want to beat the Yeah, yeah, we just wanted
• 36:45
  to. But also like it was so crowded out there. But another thing
• 36:51
  that people don't take. There's so many immigrants, like everybody out like there
• 36:54
  was no I'm talking about immigrants from Senegal, black people, niggas Africans out
• 37:01
  there selling you one belt, talking about some one size all. Yeah.
• 37:06
  One nigga tried to sell Keenan the belt and just was like, yeah,
• 37:08
  it's just a belt. Hey, he's hustling. They try to put like
• 37:15
  like they're something like like little beads and they try to put on your on
• 37:16
  you. It's like it's a gift, like you can have it and they
• 37:20
  put it on you and like now you owe me money. He he was
• 37:22
  like, listen, you ain't got nothing for my kids. Man, talking
• 37:25
  about I'm like your kids. If you have nothing for your kids, why
• 37:29
  would I have something for your kids. I said no, I got no.
• 37:31
  He was like, no, but want the kids and their mom that
• 37:37
  what mom? But Mike, I'm taking care of you kids. I might
• 37:42
  as well have some fun, right you have making the kids. You ain't
• 37:46
  taking care of some sex let me damn damn. But no getting them food
• 37:53
  for here, like the ball through the beads at me. He's like,
• 37:58
  no, it's a gift for sure. He did like. She was like
• 38:02
  no, no, not sure. As you came and put on my wrist,
• 38:05
  He's like, I need something for my kids. I'm like, yeah,
• 38:07
  Bri, I ain't got no fake kids. Ain't got no fake kids.
• 38:08
  He was like, I damn need that. Foy, you have some
• 38:14
  beads for him? It was good kid, here, you can eat that.
• 38:27
  But I didn't see any ping pocket that happening. I wanted to at
• 38:29
  least see it, because they were talking about it so much and everyone and
• 38:31
  it wasn't the first time people have said it. But I didn't see it.
• 38:35
  I wanted to see somebody like singing hands. I think the fact that
• 38:40
  we're getting warned about it is because you actually don't see it. So somebody's
• 38:45
  probably definitely out there on the assassin's creed. Just that's why I had all
• 38:49
  my stuff on the cross body across chest taken off of me pretty much like
• 38:55
  learned man. I kept my phone in the pocket, just I kept my
• 38:59
  phone on my my my. I was like, little, let little nigga
• 39:01
  stick his hand in my pocket. Broken. My pocket is kind of tight.
• 39:07
  So exactly, big gass phone, Like, I'm gonna feel you digging
• 39:10
  in my pocket. Exactly, got draws on you just got a handful of
• 39:19
  it. You just gotta cut out pockets fishing around. He's like, I'm
• 39:28
  stealing nut. That's how they distracted to rob me of my semen. You
• 39:36
  know, I'm actually surprised that that's not a skip somebody the nigga that you're
• 39:43
  just showing Elsie, I'm like, I can see him making that right.
• 39:45
  Yeah, He's like, no, no, I keep your hand in there.
• 39:49
  Now, go ahead, you feel it? Go ahead people that faster
• 39:55
  faster. Yeah, definitely see them doing that. Ah shah. That ship
• 40:01
  for robbing you, robbing the out of me is crazy. It was real,
• 40:09
  Sea, I'd be robbed like that in a long time. And then
• 40:17
  you get my dollar. Thank you for your But also like lamont I remember
• 40:25
  real good. Uh. I went out to uh this one spot in Philly
• 40:34
  called Venue Uh with my girl and it was this old, drunk black guy
• 40:39
  in there that was just doing way too much. Like I'm guessing he knew
• 40:45
  everybody in there, but he was just doing too much. He over there
• 40:46
  grabbing girls ponytails and ship and then you look over he over the tongue box
• 40:52
  and a bitch at the end of the bar, and then he over the
• 40:55
  young at the DJ. Yeah, turn that ship up, turns that ship
• 40:58
  out. Was the m v P. That name I don't know. Dick
• 41:01
  Sling. I was like, damn thing to me, bro, he was
• 41:07
  screaming out. Dick Sling was I'm like, yo, who open this?
• 41:14
  This a restaurant? What is this? So like, No, it's not
• 41:20
  an Applebee's. It's it's it's a black owned restaurant that apparently you only can
• 41:27
  be light skinned with long hair to work in there, because I swear everything
• 41:30
  that's all I saw that. I'm like, that's just that's just okay.
• 41:34
  But it's like downstairs like a little bar lounge area. I'm guessing upstairs like
• 41:37
  the dining area. But yeah, no, the food was cool. It
• 41:40
  was like it's like a Black Mexican Asian soul food spot. Confusion, bro,
• 41:45
  It's they give you everything, like the gold container. I'm like,
• 41:50
  god, damn food was cool. It was bothering and that so I was
• 42:00
  in the middle of my week. Dick's linga yeah, back to here to
• 42:04
  my week. Youn't like the breasticks? No, I don't. I didn't,
• 42:07
  you know, I'll learned breadsticks. I did try. Why the breasticks
• 42:10
  is the best thing on the mayor whatever. It don't matter, but the
• 42:15
  best thing you gotta get. They fell flat. That's like on the red
• 42:19
  lips and not get into biscuits. That is like that, that is I
• 42:23
  don't like. I just don't like mention them in the same fair. No,
• 42:28
  it's not the same. He's just saying it's like going there and not
• 42:30
  doing that. Yeah, you know, like one of the good things at
• 42:31
  the very least. If somebody came out of the red lobster, it was
• 42:35
  like, oh, I didn't even eat the biscuits. You're gonna look at
• 42:37
  like, what's wrong with nigga? Why did you even go? What's the
• 42:38
  point. It's like walking into the bathroom and not using the bathroom. M
• 42:44
  just walk in, the bitch, just walk out. That's a toilet.
• 42:49
  I just wanted to look, just make sure that it's still there. It's
• 42:52
  porcelain. No, yeah, nasty had the chicken palm. Not good.
• 43:00
  This is a bad time, mm hmm. But I wanted to tell y'all.
• 43:02
  I wanted to ask all a question about something that happened to me or
• 43:06
  something I did after work. I went to the gym near my job to
• 43:10
  swim good whatever, and I left or whatever, and I just had to
• 43:15
  stop and get gas. So I stopped this gas station. It was two
• 43:17
  black attendants there. Hmm. I was like, and so they were they
• 43:22
  were like pumping my gas and like I have my windows down and I can
• 43:25
  hear them talking. They're like they're complaining about like not getting tips, these
• 43:30
  niggas like niggas, Like, niggas, what are we talking about? All
• 43:34
  right, nigga nigga Like yeah, they're talking. They talked about no's just
• 43:40
  good old homegrown aa v E. Yeah. So two dudes they were talking
• 43:47
  like yeah, like niggas really be acting like, you know, they don't
• 43:51
  know how to tip, Like people really don't be knowing that you could tip
• 43:53
  us. Blah blah blah, and I'm sitting there like the wrong one.
• 43:57
  They usually have the wrong one. But I was feeling good because I was
• 44:01
  feeling really good because my swim felt really great, and then I had a
• 44:06
  good fits good fish. Actually, can I want a signe note to you.
• 44:09
  You were completely right about the gym and Cherry Hill. Yeah. I
• 44:16
  thought it was clean. Yeah, until I went to the one that's closer
• 44:20
  to my job, that ship, that pool and jacuzzie there looks like a
• 44:27
  fucking bowl of fucking dirt soup compared to the one that my new, the
• 44:32
  new one near my I'm like, I'm never going to the other one again.
• 44:35
  Yeah, I told that. She was just I'm like, oh,
• 44:37
  when I compare in my mind, oh my god, you can't believe you
• 44:39
  were in there. I can't believe I put my body in there a lot.
• 44:45
  So when the whirlpool on top of it, it was like dirt.
• 44:52
  But I was just like, I'm just so happy to be in like bubbly
• 44:54
  water, Like I really love water. So I was just happy to be
• 44:58
  in it. That I was fucking melt my body from the outside, and
• 45:04
  I was just so I was I was feeling good, so I was like,
• 45:07
  you know what, I'm gonna do something different. I'm gonna tip this
• 45:09
  nigga. So I went around looking for my cash. I didn't have no
• 45:14
  cash on me, so I was like, what am I going to do?
• 45:17
  And then the dude finished from my gash and I was like, yo,
• 45:21
  bro, I heard you talking about tipp and it makes me feel bad.
• 45:24
  I was like, you started making me feel about You're like, oh,
• 45:25
  no, you cool man? And so I had the great idea.
• 45:29
  I was like, hey, bro, do you smoke? He was like,
• 45:31
  absolutely, gave him a pre roll. Now, I want to know,
• 45:37
  did I do too much by doing that? Do you feel like you
• 45:40
  you appreciated it? Do you feel like you did too much? Yes?
• 45:44
  Or no? But he did. He really was. He really was happy
• 45:47
  because honestly, a pre roll is much seventeen dollars. Yeah, you gave
• 45:52
  him more. You you gave him like a two hundred percent tip two hundred
• 45:58
  but you didn't give it. But you didn't give him money. So it's
• 46:01
  like, you know, but it has monitor get value now now he won't
• 46:07
  have to spend that seventeen when my probably would have game like two three dollars
• 46:09
  or zero, like any other day. Now you don't like it was a
• 46:15
  nice question. Now next time you see you, did you good for like
• 46:17
  another like ten ten, twelve proms. I'm only getting gas there now so
• 46:22
  that nigga remembers me. I'm I'm bringing the funk out of the credit of
• 46:24
  that pre roll. I'm making sure you remember, remember me, I gave
• 46:28
  you the weed. Yeah, wash my windows, nigga. Oh, they're
• 46:36
  the niggas that that like as soon as they start part putting your gas,
• 46:37
  they just lift it sh up and started cleaning. I'm not saying I don't
• 46:42
  think like like not not fiends like and then look at you like I ain't
• 46:49
  actually I hate that ship. You did that on your own. I'm gonna
• 46:52
  say it since Corey is not here to say it. What you got.
• 46:57
  This is the nigga that doesn't tip delivery drivers, but he will give gas
• 47:00
  attendance weed. But yeah, that's all I'm going to say. Very backwards,
• 47:04
  very backwards way to live. I don't think so he was just feeling
• 47:08
  good. Yeah, you only gave him, you know how to I don't.
• 47:12
  I don't pump my gas, but you've pumped you on gas before.
• 47:15
  You said you don't pump your own gas. I don't, but you also
• 47:16
  don't get your own food. I can. You can also pump. You
• 47:20
  can also pump you on Jersey. Is legal? It's not actually illegal to
• 47:24
  do well is Yes? Definitely score one for Michael. I thought it wasn't.
• 47:32
  It's illegal, but no gas. No gas attendant is going to call
• 47:36
  the cops, and you promise mightn't stop you this man. I don't want
• 47:37
  to take this man the license plate numbers. He's paying for gas without my
• 47:45
  permission. I don't want to take that, the license plate his own body
• 47:49
  with no vound, home body, no vounds. Yeah, he was very
• 48:02
  happy though, so I'm sure he was. He got free weed. Hell,
• 48:05
  yeah, my god, damn. I wonder if he ever thought,
• 48:10
  like, could this be lace with something? That's what I'm saying like this,
• 48:15
  I thought I didn't want to do that, so I didn't want to
• 48:17
  like act like I was being creepy. So I gave him one that was
• 48:21
  sealed, because when you buy him, their seals, so I wanted to
• 48:22
  give him one that was already seal. So you know, like I was
• 48:25
  just trying to funk with somebody. Have you ever had anything from like door
• 48:30
  dash and there's like an extra thing in there or something today. Oh yeah,
• 48:34
  what do you mean, Like, oh fo, I got somebody whole
• 48:38
  meal mm hmm, extra on top of yours. You ever get the wrong
• 48:42
  getting the wrong meal? Bro, I never know what that's that is?
• 48:46
  So bro. One time, me and my girl we smoked and we got
• 48:52
  back to the house and then we was like, we're gonna order TGI Fridays
• 48:55
  on door dash. Nigga. I was so we were so ready, like
• 49:00
  you were at the perfect amount of high, so that where your taste buds
• 49:04
  are really activated to the to the to the top. Got the food completely.
• 49:09
  Not this ship, And it's not even like it's wrong, but it's
• 49:13
  really wrong. Ship. You won't even never order, bro. I got
• 49:17
  some fucking some vegetation. I was like buffalo collar flower. I was like
• 49:28
  steam Carrits who order steam carrots at eleven at night, right vampire and tried
• 49:37
  to nibble around and ship. It just wasn't working. It was so then
• 49:42
  my girl took the better plate that had fries and ship. So I'm stuck
• 49:45
  in the fucking wait. You ain't contact me to get your order. It's
• 49:50
  eleven and I'm not, it's just that's too meals. I definitely did.
• 49:57
  At that point, I was just so defeated and I I'm high, and
• 50:00
  I don't want to call them and deal with it. Man. I just
• 50:02
  it even got CAD and I was like, bro, dude on the app,
• 50:07
  Mike, you get both, get both. I got somebody. I
• 50:09
  got. Somebody ordered a half gallon of milk. They ordered keep going,
• 50:16
  they ordered half gallon of milk. They ordered uh two iced teas, they
• 50:22
  ordered two big gold pepsis because from seven to eleven, and then they got
• 50:27
  like these uh caramel cookie jones. First off, the cookies were phenomenal,
• 50:32
  and this is yes eleven, what time? And what did you order?
• 50:37
  Though? Oh I would a bunch of candy? So I got all that
• 50:42
  and then I was like, oh I get my stuff, and I mean,
• 50:46
  Philly, I ain't going out to get that ship. It was like
• 50:49
  eleven o'clock door dashed candy. Yes, go what you got door dash of
• 50:54
  go puff? That that was door dash. Yeah. I would have been
• 50:59
  pissed the off. Why seven eleven is still open, nigga? You order
• 51:02
  candy, you order Kenny and got a gallon of milk. Why would you
• 51:07
  be mad. Seven eleven is still open. Nigga, you got meet candy?
• 51:13
  Are you not getting mad? Yeah? Either way, it doesn't really
• 51:15
  matter what he's getting exactly what the me getting some some some gummy Jolly Ranchers
• 51:22
  or me getting some Popeye's. You're still going to pick it up for me?
• 51:25
  No, No, it's because that gotta go in around in the store.
• 51:30
  Do they have to go around still? You ain't going through the drive
• 51:35
  through? No, But you're just picking up a bag. If you want
• 51:37
  to get candy select shot for you. Don't they already have it for you
• 51:42
  at the register at seven eleven. Yes, you're right, they do.
• 51:45
  They do. Get Really, I've never seen shot, Yeah, I'm never.
• 51:52
  I've also never fucking door dashed seven eleven. I'm just not in my
• 51:54
  house is just too close to seven door? Just lazy that that's just too
• 52:00
  or that you've done what around here? That that don't make sense because everything
• 52:05
  is so close. But I'm in Philly, you know what I'm saying.
• 52:07
  The moment I leave my parking spot, I now lost my parking spots.
• 52:08
  So now I got fifteen miles that's fine walking distance? Nah? Now now
• 52:15
  where live? Nah? Who also wants to be walking around Philly at night
• 52:22
  exactly if you can help it. There was already a bullet that went through
• 52:24
  the wall. I ain't just gonna be walking around there exactly. Yeah,
• 52:30
  fair enough. Big murders going on out there, big murders, big,
• 52:34
  big, big, big, big, big, big big killing. Exactly.
• 52:37
  So I'll just have my candy delivered to got shot at Walmart. Yeah,
• 52:45
  but that happens less than how long ago was that ship shooting? That?
• 52:50
  A long time boro half walking around the night out there, either Brown,
• 52:57
  Yeah, the motherfuckers be shooting like the niggas and niggas boom out there.
• 53:01
  Niggas be shooting a stop signs, they be spraying and praying. Theiggas
• 53:06
  just be shooting there and they don't really shooting. Your parents love you.
• 53:12
  What are you doing exactly? Technically you live in the suburbs. What are
• 53:16
  you doing with a rancher? Exactly? You have three bedrooms two and a
• 53:21
  half. Bad? Shut up. This is a nice house. Actually,
• 53:24
  this is this is a great house. Man. You have great resale value.
• 53:28
  What the shooting ship for? Exactly? What are you doing bringing down
• 53:31
  the mountain? You're not in Trent, You're not in Camden. Burlington's right
• 53:37
  there, it's right there. That town is going to hell in a hand
• 53:42
  basket? What town? Brolington City? Oh, in a hand basket?
• 53:46
  Yeah, it's going to hell. Should change. It's the same ship,
• 53:53
  it's always been. Get better than it was. You build a new apartments
• 53:59
  and ship. The river front is getting better. You're getting the meet and
• 54:04
  that mother look is getting it's rotten. One left, It's real, it's
• 54:08
  real funny. The meat, nigga is three houses? What's the meat?
• 54:15
  The city is a quarter quarter that might as well be motherfucking niggas Kensington and
• 54:22
  everybody related. You don't spend much time in Philly, do you? Hell?
• 54:30
  We know this? You should nobody else say, because why the fuck?
• 54:36
  Because then you wouldn't make statements like that. Why about niggas died out
• 54:39
  there? You just be saying random neighborhood. It's like, it's not that
• 54:45
  bad, bro, I'm good, but Philly Burlington City is not that bad.
• 54:50
  Everything he said compared to no, No, I just listened to this
• 54:53
  nigga talking about how a bullet went through this girl's house and you want me
• 54:59
  to just go touring? Yeah? All right? That was want to just
• 55:06
  take a leisure and my sister. My sister lives up there, and every
• 55:09
  week she told me, oh, you know, he just killed somebody had
• 55:12
  the park outside my house. I was just gonna take brisk walks out there
• 55:15
  for candy, please. That's why I got a door getting into this door.
• 55:22
  That's happened before, after the bullet came to the house. It was
• 55:25
  before. I still know Philly though. It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter,
• 55:32
  it doesn't matter. That was the exact moment when Mike told us that
• 55:37
  he know it. This is an album that was the same reaction pretty much,
• 55:39
  Yes, everybody, everybody, everybody's the first bullet that ever happened,
• 55:49
  exactly different. Why are you there in the first of day? Is just
• 55:54
  speaking of safety and then that first bullet and then went now the health in
• 55:59
  there, Oh wow, this is you know, you know where he worked
• 56:02
  every day for fucking ten years, right, he don't work there in no
• 56:06
  goddamn I mean, that's a safe place and you're taking walks out there at
• 56:08
  night, the safest place all at night. Now, oh by you said
• 56:13
  take jobs around there, nigga, Yeah, during work hours when niggas got
• 56:16
  niggas who got shipp to lose around. Yeah, bro, when the sun
• 56:22
  falls down and the animals come out, where are you at a suburban here?
• 56:30
  Not going around walking around getting candy and niggas who got shipped to lose
• 56:34
  her out? That's what they make their move in the day and the monsters
• 56:40
  go out and the cover. It's thriller out there, the fucking zombies around
• 56:47
  praying on niggas walking around for candy. Hey, little nigga, you're looking
• 56:53
  for candy. Hey, bro, you got the time? Something out?
• 57:00
  No thanks, Bred, I'll have the door dash man take that risk.
• 57:04
  Not me, somebody me time. But what the fuck? It's eleven fifty
• 57:15
  pounds? Oh yeah, Bro's not all the all of a sudden. You
• 57:21
  know, I'm gonna fucking bro sure sunrise sunset with clowns and angel wings on
• 57:27
  my back. Fuck that. Okay, I'll have the fucking I'll have Tad
• 57:31
  delivered my snickers exactly yet. All right, I'm making quick so we actually
• 57:38
  talk about some shit. My WEEKND was cool. I had to I had
• 57:42
  to do like this thing called Big Bounces, like a like a bounce house
• 57:45
  for kids. But it was that King of Prussia, which is like forty
• 57:49
  five minutes before I live it. So it was a two day it's a
• 57:51
  two day thing. So Saturday morning, I wake up and it's raining,
• 57:54
  so I get ten minutes away and my boy is like, they canceled it.
• 58:00
  Mind you. I was just out Friday night, woke up. I
• 58:04
  was out Friday night until four am and then had to wake up. So
• 58:07
  how far were you out? Like ten minutes away, two minutes away from
• 58:10
  the plate from yeah from kop had to fucking turn around on the fucking Pennsylvan
• 58:19
  turn probably do all that shit. So then, like I said, that's
• 58:21
  a two day thing. So Saturday night, well I got home, took
• 58:23
  a nap. Saturday night I had to go out again, and this time
• 58:27
  I was at a place, same thing. Well, actually no, Friday
• 58:29
  night, I was out like till two Saturday night, I stayed out until
• 58:30
  four because I was at this place. It was after hours called playroom.
• 58:36
  So I was there and then had to wake up Sunday morning and do this
• 58:38
  shit. It was easy. I did get paid for both days, so
• 58:43
  that was nice. Okay, okay, but I was just out. It
• 58:45
  was all day things. So I was out there from ten thirty to six
• 58:47
  thirty so I had just watched the most of the Eagles game while I was
• 58:52
  out there. But yeah, I still got paid for both days, and
• 58:55
  they paid a good amount of money to just staying out. Just didn't do
• 59:00
  ship, played mixes. Bro didn't Actually I didn't actually DJ one time.
• 59:04
  That's great. It was amazing. So that was cool for you love money
• 59:08
  for my niggas. Other than that, that was nothing out of the ordinary,
• 59:14
  really nice cool. Oh no, I did have to get a new
• 59:15
  phone today. Oh yeah, that was annoying. The word had to was
• 59:21
  a bit of it. It's well, I'll explain it. Well, I
• 59:25
  had an iPhone twelve completely. The storage was just all the way full.
• 59:30
  I do buy I buy the like the y cloud storage, which is like
• 59:34
  halfway full. I have a terribiy of that. So I met five hundred
• 59:38
  gigs, got damn patires, so pretty much I've ran out of storage.
• 59:45
  But my phone was just tweaking like it was deleting messages. It was I
• 59:49
  couldn't stream music, and I was deleting thousands of thousands of videos, pictures,
• 59:53
  I was deleting text threads and it will go down and then go right
• 59:58
  back up. So it wasn't saying that it was like it was just like
• 1:00:00
  not getting rid of everything. I was deleting. So it got to the
• 1:00:04
  point where I'm getting text messages like from people like trying to book me.
• 1:00:07
  I'm in a text message. It's like a wedding company. The messages are
• 1:00:10
  disappearing, and and at the time I'm at work, so I'm like,
• 1:00:14
  I have to go. I have to do something. I'm missing out on
• 1:00:15
  everything right now. So once T mobiles right down the street, I was
• 1:00:20
  like, yo, I think I got a buy a new phone. It
• 1:00:21
  was like, well, we have a fifteen Pro Max. So I was
• 1:00:24
  like, damn. In the words of the IT guy, I already had
• 1:00:27
  to do was re image your phone? Had it? What reimage your phone
• 1:00:30
  or a factory rear? I wasn't doing all that. But also I felt
• 1:00:32
  like I was gonna lose stuff still, so I was like get lost in
• 1:00:36
  regardless, but you saved the lost that and like seven hundred dollars. No,
• 1:00:40
  but I needed a new phone anyway, because it was a twelve.
• 1:00:43
  That phone was just it was time. The twelve still gets updates. I
• 1:00:46
  couldn't even update my phone. I have to reimage it. You couldn't I
• 1:00:51
  don't know. I didn't know how to do all that. He was at
• 1:00:53
  work, man, Yeah, I was at work. I was he couldn't
• 1:00:55
  look it up. Yeah, I had an hour to fix this because I'm
• 1:00:59
  I'm to lose money. So it was like, what money? All right?
• 1:01:02
  What do I do? I'm gonna make that ship write the funk back?
• 1:01:07
  Get you want to huh? You want to have lost it? Factory
• 1:01:12
  reset my phone. Words of advice, your phone start. If your phone
• 1:01:15
  starts sucking up before you go to the store, just factory reset it.
• 1:01:19
  Back everything up, factory reset it if it's still had. All right,
• 1:01:22
  well I still have that phone, so I can do that when I get
• 1:01:24
  home and see what happens to get that phone back? Huh? What what
• 1:01:29
  the fifteen you just got? That's what I still have the old one?
• 1:01:34
  Oh yeah no yeah, but so if that works then yeah, but even
• 1:01:37
  so I have to trade it in. So oh okay, yeah, they
• 1:01:40
  give me in like a thousand dollars off by the way, American, that
• 1:01:44
  changes everything. Yeah, was pretty good. You got mobile. You gotta
• 1:01:50
  f a T and T gang over here. You know that was my week.
• 1:01:55
  Did you finish fan off your phone? Yeah, twelve should being paid
• 1:02:00
  off. Yes, nigga, that's like, yeah, give me that ship.
• 1:02:02
  Wow, give me that That's that's brazy. Mm hmmm yep, okay,
• 1:02:10
  uh Hendrix Johnson's anybody want to talk about the week in Orlando for the
• 1:02:20
  weekend? What's her name? Yeahs left Thursday, got back yesterday. It
• 1:02:28
  was cool. You know, I got some nice weather. What else?
• 1:02:31
  What did you do? It's for work? Is the work conference? The
• 1:02:36
  melons? The melon like a resort down there? It was still get away.
• 1:02:42
  They got new resources down in Orlando. What what did you say?
• 1:02:45
  What? I don't have that? Resorts Orlando take the Rosen shingle. What
• 1:02:58
  is that? Some like a bed and breakfast? I was like hostile?
• 1:03:02
  Is It's like a hotel, resort and convention center all in one. It
• 1:03:10
  was nice, good time, Good for you. Okay, emails are right
• 1:03:14
  good? Nice. I took an hour. Yeah, that's all caught out.
• 1:03:20
  Nothing, We're all caught up. Let's talk about, you know,
• 1:03:23
  current events. Well, thanks Keenan. I don't even let's talk about talking
• 1:03:35
  about Jesus Christ. I wonder, I wonder it's two in a row.
• 1:03:40
  Shout out to Linda. Linda two episodes. She's still around. I don't
• 1:03:45
  know. Wasn't she really gave me the news I was a young boy,
• 1:03:49
  Linda lb nick news. Was that her real name? No, Linda l
• 1:03:52
  Okay, That wasn't sure. That was his character. She's still shout the
• 1:03:59
  seventy nine years because she was old bad. Then when she's seventy nine,
• 1:04:02
  Yeah, what the fuck? She wasn't old bad and she was dang.
• 1:04:08
  She had some spouses shout out to her. She married, she'd be running
• 1:04:14
  through the niggas. Yeah, I got you for two years. That's it,
• 1:04:16
  baby, Linda Ellen niggas like she's the old Lory Harvey. She's running
• 1:04:24
  through the spouse eight years. And she then she met Ralph. Ralph locked
• 1:04:32
  it down, locked it down since eighty five, saying Ralph's soul mate.
• 1:04:36
  Okay, so m anyway, yeah, all right, Well, I think
• 1:04:42
  we're all just gonna we're all just gonna get to a keena. What's going
• 1:04:45
  on with your household? It's not my household, it's not my household.
• 1:04:50
  This is definitely your house. The household is in this rid. It's not
• 1:04:54
  my house because I'm not one of these children. I'm just can folks what's
• 1:04:58
  going on with your what's going on your extended family? Was going on with
• 1:05:00
  them? Jada R mouth your aunt? Will she run in her mouth?
• 1:05:09
  Aunt's running in her mouth? Bro? Yeah, Bro, she need how
• 1:05:12
  as me? So that's what I'm getting from it. Also, she needs
• 1:05:17
  a couple of things. She and the people on Twitter. That's like,
• 1:05:21
  why is everybody over here talking bad about Jada? But Will's been doing such
• 1:05:26
  and such for years, people from people saying that, yes I haven't obviously,
• 1:05:35
  Guys, for those of you who listen to this podcast live under several
• 1:05:40
  rocks, Jada Pinkett Smith has she has a book coming out or it's been
• 1:05:45
  released or whatever. I understand why she's doing. She's on a massive press
• 1:05:50
  run, just going door telling anybody who will listen, whether they want to
• 1:06:00
  or not, about her relationship with Will, her metaphysical relationship with Tupac,
• 1:06:06
  and the recent events of her life relationships, a metaphysical relationship with a dead
• 1:06:15
  nigga. I don't understand she fucking she's like the bitch from a fucking scary
• 1:06:20
  movie too, just fucking ghost. I don't get this goofy, goofy bitch.
• 1:06:28
  But anyway, what's going on is she's talking about. First it came
• 1:06:32
  up. She said that her and Will Smith have been separated since twenty sixteen.
• 1:06:40
  That's what, And I remember where I was. I mean, it's
• 1:06:44
  not a long time ago. I remember it was when she when I saw
• 1:06:47
  that text or when I saw the tweet or whatever, and I just remember,
• 1:06:51
  gonna get the fuck out of here. Wait will tweet where like I
• 1:06:56
  think my girls sent me like a tweet where they were reported like, oh,
• 1:07:00
  Ada says her and Will Smith have been separated since twenty sixteen, So
• 1:07:03
  that was already. I'm just remembering the moment I've seen he started a LIW.
• 1:07:12
  Yeah, I'm like this was something that was already Okay, I was
• 1:07:14
  gonna say, I don't know. I remember her saying that in that interview.
• 1:07:16
  She was like, yeah, me, and we've been separating to twenty
• 1:07:18
  sixteen. We have been apart, And I just remember her doing that and
• 1:07:23
  I was like this, bitch, I'm like this like and then also the
• 1:07:29
  part where she was like, uh, after the slap happening, and keep
• 1:07:33
  your wife my wife's name after sucking mouth. She said that she was surprised
• 1:07:38
  like that he said wife because he has me a call. I'm like,
• 1:07:42
  because that's your he's your your her, you're his wife, you dumb bitch,
• 1:07:46
  you are his wife called me his wife, And I'm like, what
• 1:07:50
  the like? And I don't understand. What the fuck do you think he's
• 1:07:54
  supposed to say in public? Keep her name out of your mind, Keep
• 1:07:58
  my strange separated fiance, my strange separated woman, Keep the money baby mom's
• 1:08:08
  name out your fucking mouth. First the firs, all right, She goes
• 1:08:14
  out of her way to the Barns, this family. I truly don't.
• 1:08:17
  I don't understand. What about her saying that Chris Rock, yeah, tried
• 1:08:21
  to hit on her, Yeah, yeah, when they were both separated.
• 1:08:26
  So many things she said a lot, she said someone she said that,
• 1:08:29
  she said Tupac had alopecia. She's fucking like, what the fuck is this
• 1:08:34
  bitch waffling on about why are we letting her do this? Because no one
• 1:08:41
  can stop her? She said, Tupac had his battle with alopecia too.
• 1:08:45
  Yo, look out Tupac's eyebrows right now. I mean, maybe she was
• 1:08:48
  confusing alopecia with just male pattern baldness, cream and a razor. Maybe the
• 1:08:57
  motherfucker just wanted to go ball. Have you explored that your goofy Mitch.
• 1:09:04
  I don't know, man, I don't know. I don't know what's going
• 1:09:09
  on. Somebody stop her. Somebody has to somebody has to stop. It
• 1:09:15
  has to be a moment where somebody just says, stop. You can't do
• 1:09:18
  this anymore. We're not allowing this you. We're not going to allow you
• 1:09:25
  to kick this man's back in that has done nothing but love and support you
• 1:09:29
  publicly. But he loves it. He has to love it. It's just
• 1:09:32
  a humiliation. I called it, I said, But it's like she doubled
• 1:09:38
  down. She heard. She was like, just get a video with her
• 1:09:42
  when she got the first copies of the book, and like the whole family's
• 1:09:45
  there and he's like rubbing on her shoulders, like, oh, I'm so
• 1:09:46
  proud of you whatever, like you know, speaking out old. Did you
• 1:09:49
  see the montage of all the times is like that they have awkward encounters,
• 1:09:54
  like he would like try to kiss her. She don't want that match,
• 1:09:57
  did she? She's never loved that man. It doesn't really seem like it,
• 1:09:59
  not for one millisecond. It doesn't really seem like a dog. And
• 1:10:02
  if people thrupple, that entire relationship's life. It's been heard, not even
• 1:10:11
  that, it's just it's been heard. Will Tupac's nose ring that entire fucking
• 1:10:17
  marriage, Like, I swear to God, not Tupac, but his nose
• 1:10:20
  ring, his nose ring, his nose I'm pretty sure if she could,
• 1:10:25
  she would her drawer. No, she got that two nose ring converted into
• 1:10:30
  a clip ring. Okay, it could have just became a belly. No,
• 1:10:35
  she put his as he rose in her Did you see it? She
• 1:10:43
  had a smoky climax, But she was actually like one part of the various
• 1:10:47
  interviews that she didn't She was saying that her Tupac weren't compatible. Did you
• 1:10:51
  see that? What you talking about? This mother? Looking? She was
• 1:10:55
  like, we weren't compatible at all. She was like, I feel like
• 1:10:57
  God just put us in each other's lives. She's like, we're soulmates,
• 1:11:00
  but we're just friends, like we're best friends like that. I'm like it,
• 1:11:04
  shut up, shut the fuck up, like up, like shut up.
• 1:11:08
  Nobody talks about somebody like this, like shut up, shut up,
• 1:11:12
  shut up, shut the fuck up, you god damned harpy. Shut up,
• 1:11:19
  you fucking suckubis sucking the life out of this man. Leave, you're
• 1:11:24
  sucking the life out of him and at already dead niggas, there's no life
• 1:11:28
  left to suck, and you keep finding more. Nothing keeps this nigga,
• 1:11:33
  nigga. You keep this nigga alive more than motherfucking I get around. Stop.
• 1:11:41
  Oh my god, he is dead. He ain't coming back, he
• 1:11:46
  ain't. I don't like what is with this bitch? And then it's like
• 1:11:50
  this said, I never really wanted to marry Well, I was just praying.
• 1:11:55
  She said that, Yes, yeah, seen that part. You don't
• 1:12:01
  have to have multiple kids with somebody? Like what the watching the other two
• 1:12:05
  times I take out together? Oh trade okay? Yeah, Like you say
• 1:12:16
  they had sex two times and the probably and I don't even know if it
• 1:12:20
  was the two times they might have been test two babies. That nigga.
• 1:12:26
  That nigga, that nigga putting water in boxes. He might not have been
• 1:12:30
  natural. That's the next one actually not his. They were doing that one
• 1:12:34
  too, but like there's no way, there's no way. But it's like
• 1:12:40
  this don't go down, can't They both just like hurted me, especially Willow.
• 1:12:45
  What don't there we don't got to go there. I'm just saying,
• 1:12:51
  like we don't gotta go there. But it's like she's already given us so
• 1:12:55
  much to say, like we don't have to dig into hype. My thing
• 1:13:00
  is, I don't understand what provokes her to even write a tell all,
• 1:13:03
  because where is this coming from? Like her mind? For the funk what?
• 1:13:09
  Like I don't understand. I truly don't understand, Like what goes through
• 1:13:12
  your mind for there to be a tell all? There's got to be a
• 1:13:15
  demand for you to what you're telling. There should be some type of because
• 1:13:20
  right now, this is the day and age. It was just like everybody
• 1:13:24
  wants to hear every story. I have a story. I'm gonna tell you.
• 1:13:26
  I have a story. I'm gonna I don't care who wants to listen.
• 1:13:28
  But it's like, does she really Oh, she definitely got a story.
• 1:13:32
  But again, nobody's checking for the story. But she's she's throwing it
• 1:13:39
  in everybody's she just throws checking for it, but everybody's exactly consuming exactly we're
• 1:13:44
  consuming it because it's so ridiculous. It's so ridiculous, it's working working Like
• 1:13:49
  I want her name. Her name is Hotter now I'm not gonna say that
• 1:13:56
  it's ever been, but then it's been in a very long time. But
• 1:14:00
  it's not like she has to feed her family doing this, Like you're not
• 1:14:03
  providing for anybody, y'all, y'all have this her own career. It's not
• 1:14:10
  just y'all. Let me say, not say y'all. The world, us
• 1:14:14
  as a society have this like terrible notion that like people think there's a sealing
• 1:14:18
  to the money that they want to amass and like that just you need to
• 1:14:23
  get that out. No, no, no, all right, So I
• 1:14:25
  don't mean it like that. She's not doing it to she's doing Yeah,
• 1:14:29
  she's not doing it to feed her family. Like, but it's a wild
• 1:14:31
  way to make money. But what these you're gonna do? I will say
• 1:14:35
  this act I mean, she's still do your fucking job. I mean all
• 1:14:39
  right, now, let's that that your to the next conversation. Is she
• 1:14:43
  a good actor? I'm not saying she's a good actress. I'm not saying
• 1:14:45
  she's a good accent. So is a demand actor? No? Very,
• 1:14:50
  her name is very right now Very, you take away too many varies,
• 1:14:56
  that's not too many. Very. She's hotter now twenty year. No,
• 1:15:00
  no, no, I'm talking about the fact that she hasn't been acting in
• 1:15:02
  a very long time. I said, she hasn't been an demand actress in
• 1:15:05
  a very long time. Set it up and the man what year said it
• 1:15:10
  all come out? Wait? Hold on? She she was in sucking uh
• 1:15:15
  Girls Trip, So like that's after set it all. I don't remember her
• 1:15:18
  being in and she do stop it. She was probably the fourth or positivity
• 1:15:24
  had just thing, of course, but she was still she was literally coming
• 1:15:28
  abroade nobody mother. Now nobody want, Nobody want to see girl because off
• 1:15:34
  nobody went to go see The Girls Trip because of well originally originally when it
• 1:15:40
  first came out, nobody was going because the alone it was like she became
• 1:15:48
  the main character. She stole that. Yes, she definitely did. She
• 1:15:51
  definitely did. But I'm just saying she was also still a part of that.
• 1:15:55
  So it's not like she's just no and void. She played her.
• 1:15:58
  No, it doesn't mean she look her philography, yeah, because it's says
• 1:16:01
  it's the last thing really said said. I mean, I don't think it's
• 1:16:05
  necessarily said than that the Matrix Resurrections that was in twenty one. She was
• 1:16:12
  in the equalized of the TV show in twenty two But what equalized the TV
• 1:16:15
  show? That's one episode she was in Gotham? Oh okay, yeah,
• 1:16:20
  she was the main person in Gotham. What just because you don't watch these
• 1:16:25
  show that? What just because you don't watch the shows? No? I
• 1:16:29
  mean it was on multiple seasons. You watch that, you seen Godam,
• 1:16:32
  Michael, maybe can you seen Gotham and you peep goblam out? Not for
• 1:16:39
  Jada Pink, no word, he said, not. So she's been in
• 1:16:42
  Gotham. She was in eight episodes. That's that's a lot. That's good.
• 1:16:45
  How long it lasts seasons? I don't know, man, multiple seas
• 1:16:49
  twenty years, twenty nineteen, three or four years, five? Five years?
• 1:16:56
  Okay, what's the what's the point? And she's more in the news
• 1:17:00
  today because of her oscars, because gives ever was for starring in that show?
• 1:17:05
  Oh, nobody's debating that. It's high. It's highly arguable. She's
• 1:17:10
  more in demand now than she's been in the past twenty twenty five years.
• 1:17:15
  That's all I'm said. I'm just saying, we're just not going just downplay
• 1:17:18
  it like we are downplaying because there's a lot to downplay. That's it's the
• 1:17:23
  truth. Though she's more in demand now, especially when you stand next to
• 1:17:27
  Will Smith, who's arguably one of the biggest actors of all time. And
• 1:17:30
  even so, it's just she's Will Smith's wife. You're Will Smith's wife,
• 1:17:35
  and you've been Will Smith's wife since you've been Will Smith's wife. Maybe that's
• 1:17:40
  why she's upset. It could be she's just living in the shadows. Yeah,
• 1:17:44
  she has to tell you, boy, I dated Tupac. Yeah,
• 1:17:47
  that's what. And I think that's she's her own person because she didn't.
• 1:17:50
  I don't eve think technically date. They were just friends. From what she's
• 1:17:55
  saying, love don't toss the thing in a shitty eighties music video, and
• 1:17:59
  she been clinging to that proposed to her allegedly. I don't know another thing.
• 1:18:04
  I don't know about any of these stories are true, bitch, because
• 1:18:08
  I can't go it's dead. You might be lin on a dead nigga name.
• 1:18:14
  That's the best strategy. Yeah, I can't take nothing, you know.
• 1:18:18
  I can't ask Tupac. I can't hold a fucking seance board. Let's
• 1:18:26
  ask the nigga, Hey did you propose to her? When he was at
• 1:18:29
  Rikers and she gonna say no, no, no that you got me do
• 1:18:36
  that Halloween. No No, I'm here to contact the spirit questions. Chkur
• 1:18:46
  in the room didn't have alopecia. We know Tupac really isn't dead because this
• 1:18:53
  will make a nigga come back from real. He would come back if he
• 1:18:56
  was really in Cuba, he would come back to refute this. He's really
• 1:19:00
  dead for real. Let's put all the conspiracies and it's like, like,
• 1:19:03
  Nigga, you got more Jesus Christ, I just want two of rest keify
• 1:19:09
  D coming out of the woodworks talking about I shot the nigga did give me
• 1:19:14
  talking about it gave me a million dollars. He got he he got his
• 1:19:17
  murderer getting solved, he got alopecia. I'm worrying more about this nigga dead.
• 1:19:24
  It was a lot. The nigga been dead longer than our intern been
• 1:19:27
  alive. And this motherfucker we still talk about this nigga's hair follicles. We
• 1:19:32
  talk about the nigga hair follicles because it's fucking bitch bringing them up. Ye
• 1:19:42
  nigga, even the top ten rapper twenty five, No Top twenty five that
• 1:19:48
  niggas in the top ten all cemetery ratless, and we keep talking about him.
• 1:19:54
  He can't let him send them all, can't let him rest because this
• 1:19:59
  god did whore bringing them up. I could name twenty five niggas that can
• 1:20:05
  rap better than two bacs in my sleep easily. I could fart twenty five
• 1:20:11
  names that better than that nigga, but I don't want to do that because
• 1:20:14
  we're trying to respect him. But what I won't say is the nigga got
• 1:20:17
  alopecia, because I can't back it up. I can back up niggas that
• 1:20:20
  can rap better than him. I can't verify his alopecionists. And it's if
• 1:20:25
  he really reposed to her while he was in Rikers like Nigga, we got
• 1:20:29
  a All she's clinging to is this music video and an eight bar poem that
• 1:20:33
  he wouldn't even spell out all the words too, because he didn't get that,
• 1:20:39
  didn't even't care enough about you to spell his words out. The nigga
• 1:20:41
  used the word two for two you are the omega of my heart? He
• 1:20:45
  don't, I mean that was the time? I mean, yeah, using
• 1:20:49
  the letters, I mean the numbers for in case you using T nine in
• 1:20:56
  his letter? What do you want to do nine? Like like and like
• 1:21:02
  you want to do that? Sure, bitch, if you really want to
• 1:21:04
  do it, get divorced and just be Jada Pinkett. See how that works.
• 1:21:11
  Just be Jada Pinkett. See how well should go, and you won't
• 1:21:14
  be invited to it. You won't sit another front row and another oscar again.
• 1:21:16
  Bitch, I'll tell you that fucking much. I was saying she wasn't
• 1:21:19
  well that to me back at the BT Awards. Whether funk you belong?
• 1:21:25
  Reenact and set it off for the BT Hip Hop Awards. Okay, put
• 1:21:30
  that fucking stony wig on, bitch. Wow, Okay, ask cal Mitchell
• 1:21:36
  for his wig so you can put that motherfucking ship on. Why are you
• 1:21:43
  not as angry as I am? Because Bro, that your name, you
• 1:21:46
  took, all you took, everybody and nobody rock listen. I feel like
• 1:21:58
  I'm the only mad boy, So we don't like this. We're all rocking
• 1:22:01
  with you. Bro. No one's disputing Cook. You couldn't. I'm like
• 1:22:08
  cook with me, this bitch her rap around. I don't like it.
• 1:22:19
  Nagy kicking my man's back and I'm talking about you ain't love them. You
• 1:22:26
  ain't love them, and why why while you're there? That's why you're there
• 1:22:30
  a while? That is, But it's funny because why just hold a cop
• 1:22:32
  you need to know this information. I don't. I don't understand. She
• 1:22:35
  doesn't. Nobody gained from this. I feel she will. She's monetary.
• 1:22:42
  I guess you know her within her family. They don't. You're just breaking
• 1:22:46
  your family apart. You don't care they are. They're celebrating the book with
• 1:22:50
  her. I mean that I don't think, okay, because that was before
• 1:22:57
  the press run, right, but they all celebrating a book versus them,
• 1:23:00
  Like all right, you know how I know that that's that for us now?
• 1:23:03
  I know all that ships and that because we got a we got a
• 1:23:06
  glimpse up to what what how shit really works in that relationship. One time
• 1:23:12
  we got a one precious glimpse. Remember when she did that ship where she
• 1:23:15
  fucking recorded Will Smith and was like, what are we talking about? Jada
• 1:23:20
  Pinkett, Yeah, I will no longer give her the moniker of Smith on
• 1:23:25
  She's Jada p Jada p recorded Will Smith and was like like he ambushed them,
• 1:23:30
  and was like, do you think therapy has been good for us.
• 1:23:32
  And it's like she caught him on live and he really wasn't trying to do
• 1:23:35
  that, Like it was one time, I don't know what you're talk You
• 1:23:40
  remember to see where he was like yo, Like you can see where he
• 1:23:44
  was like bitch, bitch, are you serious? And he was like,
• 1:23:46
  I really don't think you should just come up and record me because my social
• 1:23:50
  media presence is everything right now, and I just think it's unfair and unlike
• 1:23:56
  the selfish of you to be recording me like this. But you know,
• 1:24:00
  this moment and that moment that was sincere he did every and he still held
• 1:24:05
  it together bravo, because I think in his mind he wanted to be like,
• 1:24:09
  bitch, you're out of your fucking mind, but I don't think that's
• 1:24:11
  just in his nature to do that. Number one, and like you can
• 1:24:15
  see where it was like this bitch got some fucking nerve. And and then
• 1:24:21
  the other time it's like, oh, I love her, you know what
• 1:24:24
  I mean? Like, Yo, he was on TV talking about how she
• 1:24:27
  fucked another nigga in front of him, and they were not a cop to
• 1:24:30
  the fact that she was talking about other entanglements that was still very recently.
• 1:24:35
  That was not a long time ago, not a long time ago, not
• 1:24:42
  a long time ago. And now you've got a fucking nerve with this fucking
• 1:24:46
  book. Yeah, oh, get her out of here. I don't we
• 1:24:53
  don't. I just I want Will to separate himself so she can cheat her
• 1:25:00
  like the parasite that she is, and let her not subsist off my,
• 1:25:05
  off him and really just shrivel up. But it's just like, if he
• 1:25:10
  responds, it's just gonna bring more light into the situation. That's why he
• 1:25:14
  probably hasn't said anything. But when you make post the ball oh my notifications
• 1:25:17
  are off, you're still doing Like what are you doing? He's just like,
• 1:25:21
  don't do anything. Then, Like, so he's bothering you. It's
• 1:25:26
  still bothering you, but you're acting like you're not bothered. This is just
• 1:25:29
  like when Drake is acting like you don't care about people talking about his album,
• 1:25:31
  but he's sending paragraphs to Joe Budden. It's the same thing. He's
• 1:25:35
  sending paragraphs. But when you make up, don't don't act like you're not
• 1:25:41
  bothered. I feel like the fact that you make this post tells me you're
• 1:25:44
  bothered to me, I could be projecting, or I could be deep looking
• 1:25:50
  too much. But it's like, you really don't care, don't say anything,
• 1:25:55
  don't tell us that you don't care. Well, that's how you would
• 1:25:58
  that's what you would do. Maybe he's different. I think that's what any
• 1:26:00
  normal person would do. Mhmm. That's what any unbothered person would do,
• 1:26:04
  is continue to be unbothered. That's the thick as book. Yes, it's
• 1:26:09
  four hundred pages. She turned she turned her comments. Three hundred of them
• 1:26:15
  are about will she turned it off? No, No, three hundred,
• 1:26:19
  you're right, God, three hundred. Remember the last hundreds of about how
• 1:26:25
  she hates will not because because when when when she was younger in Baltimore,
• 1:26:30
  she was like one of the biggest drug dealers. So you know, she
• 1:26:32
  she thought that that she was about to be the next woman Queen bro and
• 1:26:41
  that's what she had. What she was a dealer because her parents were two
• 1:26:46
  druggies. And then she became a drug dealer and she was one of the
• 1:26:49
  biggest drug dealer in Baltimore. Thank you Keenan for that. Committing to that.
• 1:26:55
  She was snoop And that's the end of the wire. That's how the
• 1:27:00
  wire ended Baltimore Woman, crash boy Ja Sean, Yeah, all the woman
• 1:27:09
  on Losing Man. Oh, I'm trying to find that clip of heard talking
• 1:27:14
  about she knows what alopecia is though, No, because the bitch still got
• 1:27:18
  hair. Exactly many of them. You can have cycles of alopecia. Yes,
• 1:27:23
  look at the woman, there's no patches. She went from bald to
• 1:27:30
  like back to her regularly. I mean she is rich, so who knows.
• 1:27:33
  I mean, yeah, this happens eron Nigga. No alopecia. I
• 1:27:39
  ain't never seen the speck of hair on them around money. I've been around,
• 1:27:43
  yeah, telling them to do listen. I'm not putting it past that
• 1:27:46
  I seen money. I see money, curre aids, so sure I see
• 1:27:53
  money, cure HIV, so alopecia might not be no thing. Mm hmm.
• 1:27:58
  I'm just saying it's a real tighte week exactly. She was born last
• 1:28:03
  year. Well well, well, or she's got read listening. I know
• 1:28:09
  you're talking about selling drugs. Brothers listening. Get out of there, bro,
• 1:28:13
  please please, he's been out since twenty sixteen. No, you have
• 1:28:16
  him been out. You're not out when you're making videos with the bitch.
• 1:28:20
  And you're making videos fucking red table talks with the bitch and you're going on
• 1:28:25
  on what the coach you have. You're not out, you are not out.
• 1:28:28
  No red table talk got canceled. I'm talking like when you take my
• 1:28:32
  doing it, I got you after the whole August Man, No, no,
• 1:28:38
  Facebook, like, stop doing this ship goodness paradough, good job,
• 1:28:42
  sucker ber because nobody cares. Good jobsucker, Nobody cares about her outside of
• 1:28:47
  this ship. She's feeling that. That's why she does it. So there
• 1:28:51
  you go. That's the problem though, that But the problem with that,
• 1:28:56
  I don't I don't understand. I see the problem. Yeah, exactly where
• 1:28:59
  part of we're part of the problem right now. This is part of the
• 1:29:01
  Like to me, I'm just in my mind, it's like, bitch,
• 1:29:05
  you don't care about your family? Bitch? Ye, they'll be fine?
• 1:29:11
  Are they going to be fine? They opened watched the video. I just
• 1:29:14
  said, you weren't they scientific? I know what they do? They putting
• 1:29:16
  water in boxes? Did they? Literally? There's nothing wrong with that.
• 1:29:23
  You have to start reading this. It was really good. I was being
• 1:29:27
  fine. He was putting order in boxes. That was good. But they
• 1:29:32
  were scientologists. And that's not to go unnoticed. Exactly. They weren't scientologists
• 1:29:38
  who said that. I'm about saying, I don't, you can't. Just
• 1:29:40
  that was a minute ago. I remember, just adjacent, allegedly scientology adjacent.
• 1:29:45
  I don't think that it was close to I don't think they had anything
• 1:29:47
  SCIENTOLOGISTI it was scientologists adjacent. It's believable anyway, it comes up long denied
• 1:29:54
  allegations that are members of typing Will Smith space s the first thing pops up
• 1:29:59
  scientologist. They've been denying for years being a part of that ship. Hmmm,
• 1:30:02
  that's exactly what people that are sign to others will say after scientized.
• 1:30:09
  You house said they've never been swingers. Hmmm. Honestly, they probably never
• 1:30:15
  something could for them be swinging. Will Smith had to be involved and both
• 1:30:20
  involved. He's involved something, shout out my boy. Hell yeah, yo,
• 1:30:26
  listen, my uncle is getting some strange so we ain't got worried about
• 1:30:29
  that. Not. He's definitely getting some strange fun. I think I think
• 1:30:31
  he's on I think I think nope, he's sitting there twiddling his damn thunk.
• 1:30:38
  Nope, what are you still doing here? What he ain't been that
• 1:30:42
  has been twenty sixteen. You stop saying that you are are you are when
• 1:30:45
  you taking her the red carpege and you're going out to events with her,
• 1:30:49
  you are. I don't give a fuck, he will smif you shouldn't have
• 1:30:53
  to give a fuck about no publicity. He's get divorced, that he's God
• 1:30:56
  damn dad. But he but was for goofy but a war for that goofy
• 1:31:01
  bitch. But Will and Jada was that that the higher exche line of love,
• 1:31:05
  like like they were up there. J Cole rapped about, Oh yeah,
• 1:31:11
  I don't give off funk about that. You should should have said,
• 1:31:15
  should have said, Alicia Keys, that was better Jacoble wrapping battle, Get
• 1:31:20
  the funk? What Alicia Keys thinks about long last relationships? She stole a
• 1:31:24
  nigga man and now she's in the long last relationship woman singing about blended family,
• 1:31:30
  her dirty mac and worked goofy bitches, talking about her dirty goofy bitches,
• 1:31:32
  thinking about other goofy bitches. Okay, okay, So speaking of goofy
• 1:31:45
  bitch, continuing the saga of the goofy bitch, you gotta go back to
• 1:31:51
  that. HJ just sent me a picture of Martha Stewart. She looked horrible.
• 1:31:57
  Jesus Christy, get that away from me. You see her forty eight
• 1:32:01
  forty So this girl went on a date with this dude. Now I still
• 1:32:06
  think it's a skit because she recorded this can't be real. She recorded the
• 1:32:12
  whole fucking thing. Not the whole thing, I think eating. She's on
• 1:32:16
  a date and she's eating like this, Like, all right, listen,
• 1:32:21
  who the fuck does that? People are weird, bro, twenty twenty three
• 1:32:25
  people would be doing that. I guess we got on my TikTok. But
• 1:32:28
  on a date though. Yeah. So this girl bought it was like a
• 1:32:31
  deal at whatever the fuck she was at, and it was just kept buying
• 1:32:36
  oysters fifteen years yep. And so she totaled out to forty eight of them.
• 1:32:42
  And then she also got like two lemon drops or something like that,
• 1:32:44
  three lemon drops cakes yep, crab cake and departures in the pear tree.
• 1:32:48
  And then all this nigga guy and Honda Civic and all that nigga got was
• 1:32:54
  like a drink. He got a glass of wine. Yeah. Let's let's
• 1:32:57
  let's also preface it by saying the nigga asked her for out for drinks.
• 1:33:05
  Now I'm gonna do something rare. I'm gonna take both sides here. Hmmm,
• 1:33:13
  because both sides? How to both sides? How? Because Mike's really
• 1:33:17
  in a good move. If you he's taking gas attendance, he's taking the
• 1:33:21
  side of women's I'm not taking a side, but I can understand. I'm
• 1:33:27
  not saying I'm taking her side, but I'm scolding the dude because the dude.
• 1:33:33
  The chick said this nigga has been talking to himself in my DMS forever.
• 1:33:39
  That don't matter. That absolutely doesn't No, no, no, no,
• 1:33:44
  no, no, no, no no no. We do this thing.
• 1:33:46
  No, we do this thing to women all the time when they run
• 1:33:49
  into like trash ass nigga at the trash ass nigga and they getting situations.
• 1:33:54
  I know, I do. I say, you need to choose better men.
• 1:33:57
  Maybe it's what you're doing. You're doing something that attracts trash ass niggas
• 1:34:01
  to you now when you are talking to yourself and it chicks DM And then
• 1:34:08
  months said the months or whatever, and then she finally says, yes,
• 1:34:13
  you think you're really about to have a good date. Hold on, you
• 1:34:15
  think you think you went for a good experience. You think she really about
• 1:34:19
  to be into you? What whose fault is that? Though? I think
• 1:34:24
  it's both their fault. Why Mike is saying like, would you do you
• 1:34:30
  expect it? What did you expect? Like if you if a chick is
• 1:34:33
  not responding to you, to you right for a long period of time talking,
• 1:34:38
  you're talking to yourself, and then out the blue one day she just
• 1:34:41
  says, yeah, well we can go out. You think she's just had
• 1:34:44
  a change. I'm gonna give him a chance. Or you think this chick
• 1:34:47
  might just might be just used me, using me for a free meal.
• 1:34:50
  But that's what or she's bored, that's that's that's thing with a lot of
• 1:34:55
  men like like we we we we normally are there until we get our shots.
• 1:34:59
  So he's hoping that he got his shot. Now, let's let's let's
• 1:35:01
  let's let's be frank and be real. Most of ours, most of us
• 1:35:05
  who have been in relationships right and have been or dealt with chicks for a
• 1:35:10
  longer period of time or have extended, like you know, situationships with chicks.
• 1:35:15
  It didn't take us months and months of talking to ourselves to bagg and
• 1:35:19
  chick right or wrong? That would Yeah, that never happened, none,
• 1:35:25
  none of us have ever. Now we've all been victim alms about some of
• 1:35:29
  them. I know I've been victim. Listen. It is talking to myself
• 1:35:32
  to a chick for a long time and then you just hit to a point
• 1:35:36
  I'm like, Okay, this ain't working. Now what if? Now?
• 1:35:40
  What if you talk to that chick for a long time and she finally gave
• 1:35:42
  you the time of day, you're gonna go? Fuck you bitch. You
• 1:35:45
  took too long. No, but you gotta go in warry he did,
• 1:35:50
  That's why he just went for drinks. But but the bitch ordered forty eight
• 1:35:55
  oysters, two crab cakes, and and some potatoes. And he did exactly
• 1:36:00
  what any nigga should have done, just went for drinks. What No,
• 1:36:03
  he got the fuck up and left? Oh no, he should have left.
• 1:36:08
  I don't fall in for that. That got you said, I'm going
• 1:36:11
  to the bathroom. But never I think, bro, you didn't have to
• 1:36:13
  do all that. You shouldn't even have gone with the chick. Why because
• 1:36:17
  you what did you expect? Like, again, what do you expect?
• 1:36:20
  Do you expect a good thing to happennig niggas be delusing on horny. That's
• 1:36:26
  what I'm saying. Stopped being delusing on the horny. How easy is that,
• 1:36:29
  Mike as a horn as. I'm not saying it's not. It's not.
• 1:36:34
  It's not Horney, it's not hard. But it's like, if you
• 1:36:39
  do something, you should be able to look back, like, yeah,
• 1:36:41
  you know, I should probably should have seen that coming. Yeah he did.
• 1:36:44
  He realized halfway through the meal, I'm out of here. Yeah,
• 1:36:47
  he said, y'all, I'm going to the bathroom and never came back.
• 1:36:51
  You know what, he even did. He even paid for his own drinks,
• 1:36:54
  and I think he paid for two of hers too. I get it
• 1:36:56
  because that's what he took her out for. He said, I will pay
• 1:36:59
  you. I will. I'm just saying. I'm just saying that he wanted,
• 1:37:03
  he offered, but it could have been avoided. It's all I'm saying.
• 1:37:06
  That's all I'm saying. I'm not going in on if she wasn't a
• 1:37:10
  piece of shit. No, we'll get there. I just had to get
• 1:37:14
  that out the way. Like first, this is a shitty situation, but
• 1:37:16
  one that could have been avoided. Now, this hick is horrible because,
• 1:37:24
  like you know, you don't like this nigga. You went out any goddamn
• 1:37:29
  way and then you knew he just wanted to take you for drinks, and
• 1:37:33
  then you decided like, I'm gonna just run it up. I don't think
• 1:37:36
  it's even the fact that she didn't like him, because here's the thing.
• 1:37:41
  She she could just be like, let me try this out. Let's let's
• 1:37:45
  let's see whatere this goes. But but the thing is a lot of times
• 1:37:48
  some women they think that, oh, if I'm being taken out, he
• 1:37:53
  just got the bill regardless, So don't matter what I'm doing, don't matter
• 1:37:56
  what I'm ordering, he got the bill reguard because he's taking me on a
• 1:37:59
  date. So yeah, he brub me here for drinks. But I'm hungry,
• 1:38:04
  I'm gona eat, so I'm gonna get these forty eight again, crab
• 1:38:10
  cake again, again, again. Two prongs, two sides to that.
• 1:38:15
  Right. Yes, Now, it's it's right. If you asking somebody out,
• 1:38:20
  you are asking them out, you should be prepared to bear the financial
• 1:38:25
  responsibility upset date, especially when you're asking somebody out and you're requesting their time.
• 1:38:30
  I'm with that, but also you should be considerate of the person you're
• 1:38:38
  with, if you know them or not, if you know their financial thing
• 1:38:43
  situation or not. It should just be like, is it cool? Is
• 1:38:48
  it? Is it? I don't know what the word is, but like,
• 1:38:53
  is it appropriate? Is it appropriate? Acceptable to order forty eight oysters?
• 1:38:59
  Right? Except and it's not just the forty eight oysters, it's the
• 1:39:01
  forty eight oysters and the three lemon drops and the potatoes, and you ordered
• 1:39:08
  forty eight oysters. Didn't offer him even that fucking good to be doing all
• 1:39:14
  that, And like you're slurping mad loud forty eight times in front of them.
• 1:39:18
  If you eat all them ships in front of them, clearly you don't
• 1:39:20
  offer them no goddamn none. You're watching when you also, when you see
• 1:39:26
  yourself ordering mad food and you see the person that you know is paying not
• 1:39:30
  ordering anything, that should be an indication stop. I should not run it
• 1:39:35
  up so crazy. And that's why I was like, this shit gotta be
• 1:39:38
  faking. So you're slurping it. Also, you got your fucking phone with
• 1:39:43
  the flash recording your ship, so that tells me you're not even participating in
• 1:39:47
  a date. Bitch. The least you could do the there is fake.
• 1:39:54
  Have a conversation with the niggas you have a conversation with you gonna oh this
• 1:39:59
  show up, that's all I'm like, Yo, there's no way. But
• 1:40:01
  that's also you see the other jone on the other day, the cheese cakeing
• 1:40:04
  we'll get tag yo, this is goofy bro. The fucking dating pool got
• 1:40:11
  pissed ship and fucking poison in it. These bitches to Panera, No,
• 1:40:16
  no, you don't don't do that. Yes, that's why. That's why
• 1:40:21
  you start at the bottom. Don't start up high. You don't even start
• 1:40:27
  midway started starting high. It's just and I ain't say scrapy knuckles at the
• 1:40:32
  It's called go out with people that are interested in you. Exactly that too,
• 1:40:42
  go out with people who show interest, because people who show interest will
• 1:40:46
  be considerate to you. Nobody that likes you is gonna do that ever ever,
• 1:40:53
  ever, anybody would have would have that likes you, or anybody that
• 1:40:58
  ninth person, person that likes you, anybody with a conscience. After the
• 1:41:02
  first order or second order, and they say that you have not ordered anything,
• 1:41:08
  they would stop. They will not proceed to didn't order two more oysters
• 1:41:12
  than crab cakes, then three lemon dropped drinks and then a side of god
• 1:41:16
  damn potatoes. Listen, like, you don't know who has a conscience until
• 1:41:20
  you realize who's that inside. I have a strong indication if a chick is
• 1:41:28
  not even giving me kid say that, I said, Joe, you don't
• 1:41:32
  find out who has a conscience to you, you realize how dead they are
• 1:41:35
  inside. Yeah, that's nothing these dumb bitches do. No, No,
• 1:41:39
  I don't give. You can't tell. You can't tell until somebody shouldn't tell.
• 1:41:45
  You can tell when until when you've been talking to her, she won't
• 1:41:46
  even give you a response. You think she was about to give you grace
• 1:41:49
  on the date keeping in Socrates over here, she's about to run it up
• 1:41:53
  on you. Man, She's about to run up on your ball. You
• 1:41:57
  thought you were about to have a nice romantic day and this is when the
• 1:41:59
  relationship starts. No, she didn't run it up on him. She was
• 1:42:01
  about to take it myself. She ran up on herself. I applaud him
• 1:42:04
  for realizing the danger and getting the funk about of there, and then she
• 1:42:10
  had a like, well he broke No, bitch, I didn't sign up
• 1:42:12
  for this, but he kind of did. But she didn't, but now
• 1:42:17
  he showed it with the cheesecake factory. So what's that? That was fake?
• 1:42:24
  That was clearly fake. Of course, clearly fake. And I know
• 1:42:28
  we're about to spend at least ten minutes talking about a clearly fake video.
• 1:42:31
  We don't bottom line is she wasn't cute enough to be talking about she's too
• 1:42:35
  good on purple lipstick. Yeah, I took that vision a regal. So
• 1:42:41
  yeah, today she started recording herself and she was like, he got me
• 1:42:45
  fun of the cheesecake factory. I'm not getting out this car. So he
• 1:42:47
  came around, tried to open the door. She's like, I'm not getting
• 1:42:50
  out. He was like why, He's like, you got met the cheesecake
• 1:42:53
  factory. He was like, are you recording this? She's like. He's
• 1:42:55
  like, well, I can get back in the car and we could talk
• 1:42:57
  about this, like there's no reason for you. She's like, okay,
• 1:42:59
  you can back in the car. It's like and then it turned out that
• 1:43:03
  originally they were going to go somewhere else, but she was late, so
• 1:43:06
  they missed the at the nice restaurant, so we took her the cheesecakes back.
• 1:43:11
  So this bitch, who the fuck? Cheesecake is not husband and wife.
• 1:43:16
  Oh really, what you could tell the second one you could tell it's
• 1:43:19
  fake. Wait there's the second one. Yeah, the second one with a
• 1:43:21
  strange couple. They go into the car that she's in the car and she's
• 1:43:27
  like, I'm so sorry, Like, you're not You're just gonna take me
• 1:43:29
  home. You're not gonna like I got dressed up, I looked like that.
• 1:43:31
  And then it turns out they're a couple. Alright, So we're just
• 1:43:38
  gonna go into the next topic. That's why two minutes be fake. To
• 1:43:41
  two minutes, everything's fake anything else on the doctor Listen, all I'm going
• 1:43:45
  to show is to that, like, yo, find a find somebody that
• 1:43:47
  likes you, and get the fuck out of here. Get out. Just
• 1:43:51
  get get out of it, bro, Just get out of the pool.
• 1:43:56
  It fucking stinks. It reeks. He's poisonous. He's not having MJ had
• 1:44:04
  his feeding. He has her feeding. MJ is running from something. We
• 1:44:11
  don't have to get into it, but he's running from something. He's not
• 1:44:14
  fulfilled in this. Okay, are you fulfilled? No, he's not fulfilled.
• 1:44:20
  He's like he's like a like a professional athlete who just won't retire and
• 1:44:25
  Nigga go home. He said, Smith on the car, he's mother fucking
• 1:44:30
  shock on the Celtics and Smith on the card. He's just out there jogging,
• 1:44:34
  going through the motions, just the nigga was just on here three weeks
• 1:44:39
  ago. No look, swiping on the hee. He's not looking for a
• 1:44:42
  connection. He's chasing a feeling and we don't got to get into it right
• 1:44:46
  now. He's he's not enjoying this inside that Nigga was like, you know,
• 1:44:56
  anything that would make me feel warm, like anything that'll touch me like,
• 1:45:03
  he's not happy, and I want it for him. I want one
• 1:45:09
  of these fucking taco eating bimbos to give him something deeper. Well, I
• 1:45:15
  want one of them to do it. There might be the right one out
• 1:45:17
  there. Yeah, but don't act like he's in here having fun like it's
• 1:45:23
  the fucking like he's asting Powers having a great time. Baby. I'm just
• 1:45:29
  like, yeah, like like fucking Michael Powers a great time and it's all
• 1:45:35
  love. Nigga. He's sad. He's getting through, he's striving. He's
• 1:45:43
  not as sad as he used to be, but he's sad. I mean,
• 1:45:46
  god damn it. He's on the path to happiness. He's gonna get
• 1:45:54
  there. I have faith in him. Okay, I'm supporting all the way.
• 1:45:58
  But right now he's not having fun of the Bay dating pool, because
• 1:46:01
  how can you have fun in a piss pool. You can't like a piss
• 1:46:06
  pool. You gotta full time. You're a scat back. He's in a
• 1:46:11
  piss pool and his mouth is open. That's everybody in the dating pool.
• 1:46:17
  They're fucking bats choking in the pea water with their mouth open over there,
• 1:46:21
  spinning up like a bird fountain. This nigga too, he's not he's not
• 1:46:30
  he's not exempt. I think he's all right. Both these niggas are chasing
• 1:46:33
  this right this side of the pod is the feelings chasing pod. Okay,
• 1:46:40
  that's why they be trying to one up each other. They haven't done that.
• 1:46:44
  They trying to seek They're trying to seek satisfaction in this madness. It's
• 1:46:53
  behind closed doors and everyone when they when you hug that pillow at night,
• 1:47:01
  they both want to close their cards after record and just started just start weeping
• 1:47:04
  on their fucking steer. Will just damn like quid words was going to work.
• 1:47:10
  He was all happy at just get the Stewie video turns over showed his
• 1:47:25
  bob and I want good raw my niggas and all my listeners and all up.
• 1:47:33
  You get out of there, Get out of there. So you can't
• 1:47:38
  force yourself into don't force yourself out of the pool. No, you can't
• 1:47:41
  force yourself out of pool. Can't. But don't be just looking for reasons
• 1:47:45
  to just tread water in that bitch. Be looking for a ladder, but
• 1:47:49
  a good ladder, healthy ladder with good communications. Just any old ladder ladder
• 1:47:59
  the gonna be trying to try to touch the bottom and catch rings at the
• 1:48:02
  bottom of the toys. Okay, you ever had like the the bottom?
• 1:48:11
  I was good. You're good at You're good at what you're doing. Now
• 1:48:14
  down now I grading with them. Yeah. So so I just realized you
• 1:48:21
  got a black Cowboys jersey on? Yeah? What is even what? Michael
• 1:48:27
  Parsons what Pittsburgh Parsons? Yeah you know, yeah, no Puerto Rican edition
• 1:48:36
  Cowboy's jersey. Y'all going to solo dates? Yeah, what did you say?
• 1:48:43
  Was the sold You just did yourself? Take you to save yourself?
• 1:48:45
  So yeah, yeah, I did that ship for damn there thirty years.
• 1:48:50
  But when you do it really, She is like table for one, like
• 1:49:03
  table for two. I'm just gonna keep it open. See if anybody want
• 1:49:05
  to make a big show. So is your girlfriend coming? No, She's
• 1:49:10
  like, oh wow, take away the It's like party for keen It and
• 1:49:15
  I stand up party for keen It. The one nigga wont get in it
• 1:49:18
  is the party. I'm sitting at a big round table by myself, table
• 1:49:24
  for two. No, no, no, no, they bring out advertisers,
• 1:49:29
  sick, bro sick, bring up a whole bunch of advertisers. Sir,
• 1:49:32
  you can't order the two for twenty because there's not two of you.
• 1:49:38
  But I mean I still want that. What about a one for ten?
• 1:49:42
  No, we don't do that one for I meant as in, like as
• 1:49:47
  men, we don't call it, so we just go I call it went
• 1:49:50
  out to eat? Yeah, Or you're just doing things. I want to
• 1:49:54
  do something doing yeah, But like for women, it's like it's a thing.
• 1:50:00
  I call it a day, m my nails done something. We call
• 1:50:05
  it errands. Yeah, those are errands. Pampering myself. Treat yourself,
• 1:50:12
  treat yourself. Yeah, I'll do that. I feel like everybody should you
• 1:50:15
  shouldnt want to be doing something with something. I think we all do,
• 1:50:18
  but we don't call it. We don't purposely be like this is a solo
• 1:50:24
  date. We just do. We don't make it just like I'm going to
• 1:50:27
  go and treat myself like that. I'm just doing like you know what I'm
• 1:50:30
  saying, like, and it's not documented and purposely being Oh, I can
• 1:50:33
  go date myself type. I guess, man, we just damn, I'm
• 1:50:39
  gonna do this and this. I gotta go looking. I'm gonna get my
• 1:50:43
  old change. I don't consider that, you know, get a fit,
• 1:50:46
  go out, Oh that new movie coming out? And by that, I
• 1:50:50
  have never been to the movies by myself. Really, that's the I'm going
• 1:50:55
  to movies by myself never. Actually sometimes I like it because depending on whom
• 1:51:00
  going with, nobody's talking to me wants to have a choice. First off,
• 1:51:05
  I could always found somebody to go to the movies with me. Else.
• 1:51:08
  Yeah, that's the last question. I could have found someone else to
• 1:51:14
  go to It's just that we like the same thing. So I'm like,
• 1:51:18
  hey, Mike, let's go to the movies right right, right right,
• 1:51:24
  Because it was me and all the other questions, questions, questions of question.
• 1:51:30
  First question, Yes, Jesus, would you rather be deaf in one
• 1:51:34
  ear or blind in one eye? Deaf in one ear? No, easily
• 1:51:40
  blind in one eye? No way can you drive if you're blind? My
• 1:51:44
  friend's blinding one eye and she'd be driving all over. I can't say that
• 1:51:47
  she's a good driver, but that don't anything. She's a woman with one
• 1:51:54
  eye. I think she's like partially blind in the one eye, so they
• 1:51:58
  just took that out. I don't know, I have no I think Charleston
• 1:52:00
  White. I just be like just speaking to my good ear. Yea,
• 1:52:03
  that's something I want to be, but I want to I like stereo music
• 1:52:08
  so much. Yeah, I like hearing shipping both here, so I think
• 1:52:13
  I go blind and one. I you like hearing ship, you like seeing
• 1:52:15
  ship better. But it's not anything different though, Like is this that's the
• 1:52:21
  same picture, it's not the same sounds. Yeah, but one is a
• 1:52:25
  lot more comfortable. Me going like this first, me just sitting there regular
• 1:52:30
  or I just gotta have huh, Yeah, I'm going, I'm going.
• 1:52:35
  I'm going blind. I'll take the one. I I'll be all right,
• 1:52:40
  definitely one there. I'm deaf for sure, Yeah, like absolutely, I
• 1:52:47
  think this is a fucking discussion that even it sounds like it because Vincent Van
• 1:52:57
  go ahead and the left ones you just had a whole ear hey man,
• 1:53:02
  just make it smooth, you know, I just mean thinking. Uh,
• 1:53:04
  I said, you know, like Picasso died in like the sixties. What
• 1:53:09
  yeah, yeah, yeah, Pablo Picasso. I thought the nigga died in
• 1:53:13
  the eighteen hunts. No, he was a modern artist, yeah modern.
• 1:53:15
  Wow. Yeah, that's actually wild, very wild. Right, Yeah,
• 1:53:19
  there's videos of him drawing what yeah what what? He wasn't making assistance chapel
• 1:53:30
  with the name of Michael Angelo. I thought all the niggas is like the
• 1:53:34
  same around the same Pablo Picasso in your house like I was nineteen forty five.
• 1:53:42
  Yeah, Pablo Picasso died April eighth, nineteen seventy three. All of
• 1:53:46
  our parents were alive. Damn. Everybody was justuside not a lot. Oh
• 1:53:51
  oh my bad, young jong alright, that's one out of human junker.
• 1:53:57
  My my I was in high school. Damn, my dad wasn't dad was
• 1:54:04
  born, but that was when one was Yeah, alright, alright, we
• 1:54:13
  don't have to do that. It doesn't it's only a few years exactly,
• 1:54:20
  is the remix of Ignition? All right, we ain't gonna do big Q.
• 1:54:34
  Okay, that's questions. It's crazy like you I don't let I asked
• 1:54:41
  the next question, he was like, you're ready. It seems like you're
• 1:54:53
  for joining the Last Horse Crosses. All right, comedy, since you gave
• 1:55:05
  us two mom episodes. You guys, ever think of doing your siblings on
• 1:55:09
  the pod? My sister's been on the pot before, but my Laurie has
• 1:55:15
  been on the Pot before. It has been on the Pot before. My
• 1:55:16
  brother has been around, but they've never been on I don't even know my
• 1:55:21
  brother would be good podcast. Guys. My siblings are teenagers. I don't
• 1:55:25
  want them, that's the negative. How old are they? Like like teenagers
• 1:55:30
  like high school? Oh, high school? High school? Like not out
• 1:55:33
  of high school, not like nineteen, but sophomore. So when you say
• 1:55:39
  teenagers, it sounds like that's crazy. How old are we talking? I
• 1:55:45
  mean, I guess it can happen. Were making it organizing, but it's
• 1:55:51
  kind of been happening well sprinkled throughout. But also I have three other siblings,
• 1:55:57
  so like it's a lot. Yeah, you have to pick the one
• 1:56:01
  of us, like I could do the podcast with just my siblings, like
• 1:56:03
  one you like the most. That's crazy. That's right, that's a good
• 1:56:15
  choice, Jordan Keenan, right, she's their favorite sibling right now, his
• 1:56:25
  favorite siblings Thelorean. They both get on my nerves. It varies with the
• 1:56:30
  but who gets on your nerves more? It's clear Delaurien definitely gets on my
• 1:56:33
  nerves. Give you a job right now? About to give you a job
• 1:56:39
  so you can't still piss the fun off? There's no way, but I
• 1:56:43
  would rather dolore in this podcasting portion? Is he actually getting you a job?
• 1:56:46
  We trying? We trying now? Ain't nobody calling Keenan back? He
• 1:56:49
  even tripping for fifteen months, dam it's actually only been twelve two days ago.
• 1:56:58
  Your job to days ago, a year ago. Bitch, you forgot.
• 1:57:01
  I was with you this whole time. I know the story exactly,
• 1:57:09
  what the receipt. That's the look of a man that's been called dead directs
• 1:57:15
  next question, no, no, no, no no, But now you
• 1:57:18
  tell us your favorite sibling. That's tough. I love how the nigga one
• 1:57:24
  sibling is doing this. Why do we let him? You know he got
• 1:57:26
  multiple I got three siblings, only one of them counts, not only one
• 1:57:33
  of them counts. Only one of them the right account. I love you
• 1:57:36
  all. He's a lie. Yeah, he's gonna go ahead a lie like
• 1:57:41
  that. Who's your favorite sibling? We know the least quincy. Next question,
• 1:57:56
  this guy, okay, ship and here's your favorite sibling? My okay,
• 1:58:11
  okay, fuck you MICHAELA. Actually just MICHAELA and shop right there today.
• 1:58:17
  Okay, okay both an answer could answer, answer could answer. Next
• 1:58:24
  question, la lama has my siblings are like my favorite siblings is quaid?
• 1:58:32
  That's not your siblings, Jesus, we said favorite, not most profitable them.
• 1:58:39
  I'm claiming God, Mike yours. I'll get away with this. Come
• 1:58:43
  on mine, yeah, Jesus. Next question, please God, Me and
• 1:58:50
  my sister are the closest clip Well, we know it's not Jazz. You
• 1:58:53
  let her get kidnapped, so I didn't let her. That's great. In
• 1:59:00
  the clip that he was like, I'm gonna say that that r Kelly one
• 1:59:03
  God, He's like, I got it was all about get backs. He
• 1:59:09
  started looking at the article. As soon as I said that one, he
• 1:59:12
  started looking up. He kidnapped. The anniverse is coming up. You know
• 1:59:17
  my sister aways posting I almost didn't make it all right, calm down,
• 1:59:23
  JA, like I bring it up. Jayda stopped telling to say, rehashing
• 1:59:28
  the story we getting. They took you and they also brought you golf ast
• 1:59:33
  back. Jesus. Oh, he's like, I thank God every day.
• 1:59:45
  Oh you don't, oh you know, oh you know you thank God today.
• 1:59:51
  Every year could be worse. I could have been kidnapped, could have
• 1:59:57
  been going for ah because that ship was always funny. Because it was funny
• 2:00:05
  for two reasons, two reasons because my mama always talked about added that happened,
• 2:00:12
  and like she got all these offers from all these TV shows, like
• 2:00:15
  all them like they wanted to bring her on. And my mom was like,
• 2:00:19
  fuck, no, I ain't doing that. They're gonna tear me apart
• 2:00:21
  on it. I know what to man, Why would you leave the car?
• 2:00:28
  She's like, I just wanted to get the food. It was really
• 2:00:30
  quick. I could see in the car. But that's what people used to
• 2:00:33
  do back in the day, run and run out. People still do that
• 2:00:36
  ship, yeah, is what it is. Just got called lacking. I
• 2:00:41
  mean I would have turned the car off. My sister got called, are
• 2:00:46
  you okay? You can't the baby got caught lacking? Yeah, okay,
• 2:00:53
  yeah. But also the second reason it was funny because they posted like they
• 2:00:57
  put that in the news and ship the newspaper. They fucking had a picture
• 2:01:01
  of my cousin like in the window, like in the doorway waiting. I
• 2:01:04
  guess he's like looking around waiting and the capsules like Jazzmine Jasmin's brother waits anxiously.
• 2:01:11
  I'm like, that's not me. Can't trust the news, that's fake
• 2:01:17
  news. All the time, Trump was onto it. M hm oh man,
• 2:01:21
  Joe, did you see Trump playing tennis? That was an old clip.
• 2:01:27
  It just serviced some little charity of bro. His forehand was crazy.
• 2:01:33
  This nigga both peaking off the Wow, he came venom. It was wild.
• 2:01:40
  Dismissal this, I got some for ass. The point went to him
• 2:01:46
  to really did okay next time? What's something you thought was real through reel
• 2:01:55
  through your adult years but turns out it wasn't. Not like Santa or the
• 2:01:58
  tooth Fairies, for example, I thought the old lady in the Titanic was
• 2:02:03
  actually on the Titanic. Wow, what and everything in that movie was a
• 2:02:10
  true story from her point of view? I didn't learn she was just an
• 2:02:14
  actress until I was in my mid twenties. You sound like you're just stupid.
• 2:02:18
  Well, they thought the Titanic was Like no, did they try to
• 2:02:20
  say that that that was like a true story story. Yeah, the old
• 2:02:27
  lady that's in the wheelchair that they' wheeling around and ship that they tell the
• 2:02:29
  movie through her eyes, like thinking that yeah, real lady. Oh they
• 2:02:31
  thought that was the actual person. Yeah they thought that. Oh yeah,
• 2:02:34
  no, I knew that wasn't actually her. I mean, I wonder if
• 2:02:38
  they I could see how you would think that. But it's the true story
• 2:02:42
  story. I don't think. No, the story is not true either.
• 2:02:44
  Yeah, the story is not real. I think that it was. No,
• 2:02:46
  they just made like the Titanic actually yeah, but the truth about the
• 2:02:51
  stories is that the boat sending that's it. That's it man insurance fraud facts
• 2:02:58
  cover up. Yeah, well that's the thing. Yeah, because there was
• 2:03:03
  two identical ships and they're like one was older, about to be put out
• 2:03:06
  of commission and that's the one that sank. But no, they put it
• 2:03:12
  as the Titanic because that would probably be worth more money. Yeah, because
• 2:03:15
  who whole family was it? Not the Rockefellers. There was somebody from that
• 2:03:19
  family. There was like rich niggas on that hell of rich people on the
• 2:03:24
  ship. But then yeah, and then they go, you know on the
• 2:03:26
  ship. Yeah, but only one, but only one rich ass nigga got
• 2:03:30
  on the ship. I'm good, Yeah, boat cool. Yeah, they
• 2:03:35
  got a water slide, ice cream. These niggas playing violins, theiggat iceberg
• 2:03:44
  niggat ice bar. Yeah, all right. Next question, what's on your
• 2:03:49
  anti bucket list? Some ship you'll never do again or it will never do
• 2:03:56
  fair enough, I'll never skydive never, I don't give again, like something
• 2:04:01
  you already even still something you'll never do. Yeah, ever never Scott,
• 2:04:09
  what the do I look like jumping out of a I'm trying to make sure
• 2:04:12
  that my carbon footprint is small, so why would I add to the whole?
• 2:04:14
  No on lane. Next question, please, next question, I'm wasting
• 2:04:18
  gast. Next question, you just flew to fucking grease. Shut up.
• 2:04:26
  Yeah, I didn't jump out the plane. It's it's okay, Q,
• 2:04:31
  It's okay, y. Oakland Raiders. Not really a question. Those raiders,
• 2:04:40
  hmmm, why it was talking about you guys getting stared at from that
• 2:04:46
  they were saying maybe it was black and athletic looking that they thought you were
• 2:04:49
  someone significant. I thought about that, but then me and Keenan separated and
• 2:04:54
  I am not six three, so I'm like, maybe you look at soccer
• 2:04:58
  players. Yeah, there was on the boat said oh my god about him.
• 2:05:03
  Staley. No, she's like, oh you're tall. Kobe, Oh
• 2:05:08
  yeah, she's called Kobe. I'm like, no, wild, Kobe is
• 2:05:13
  very dead. That was wild. M hmm. Kobe is crazy. He's
• 2:05:15
  six feet the other way, okay, oh right, you ain't with this
• 2:05:21
  man's alright, he's six feet the other way right now. Mm hmmm.
• 2:05:28
  I think he's six feet deep, not tall. I don't think anything.
• 2:05:33
  I think yeah, yeah, technically yeah, I was gonna say. I
• 2:05:36
  don't even think he made it that far. Mm. Next question, do
• 2:05:45
  you all have any roommate horror stories. I think it's already been covered a
• 2:05:50
  little bit. I think I covered they talked about it, Like my one
• 2:05:54
  roommate when he would only when he funk all these bitches in the in the
• 2:05:58
  common area, I told about, right, this nigga, Yeah, this
• 2:06:03
  nigga, he was a kappa. His name was Darren. I don't know
• 2:06:08
  where he's at I have not seen or heard from this nigga since the last
• 2:06:10
  time we were in school. But this nigga used to like we had there
• 2:06:15
  was four of us always like we had roommates, like, but one semester,
• 2:06:18
  one of our boys couldn't live on campus, so he was commuting,
• 2:06:21
  so we had to get them random and that's when the nigga Darren came in.
• 2:06:24
  So he was cool at first. Everybody's like, yo, he got
• 2:06:27
  like cool as she was on the football team, you know what I'm saying.
• 2:06:29
  Regular, But then the antics started so like he would literally start like
• 2:06:32
  just bringing all these bitches in and he was just fucking in the living room
• 2:06:35
  on the couch. Damn well, we used to sit in there and play
• 2:06:41
  Xbox, have like kickbacks. People's coming there. We can't do it no
• 2:06:44
  more because niggas fucking nutting all over the couch. He's actually nutting. He's
• 2:06:47
  actually nutting on the couch, not fucking these bitches on the couch, on
• 2:06:50
  the couch like he's ejaculating. Nigga, he's fucking on the couch. I
• 2:06:56
  understand that he's fluid. You can see it like you see ship on the
• 2:07:01
  couch. Oh my gosh, ship on the couch, fluids on the couch.
• 2:07:04
  Yeah. And he had a girl so sometimes this girl. Man,
• 2:07:09
  oh, I think that was the worst part. His girl was coming and
• 2:07:11
  she was so nice and I was just like, Hi, hey, guys,
• 2:07:15
  I'm like this nigga is fucked like eight bitches this week. Damn.
• 2:07:19
  One time he came out of the room. He had on the rope and
• 2:07:21
  he had tims on and it's just still in the room. Nigga came out,
• 2:07:26
  put his foot on the on the I never forget put his foot up
• 2:07:30
  on the fucking sink because it was one of those type of rooms. He
• 2:07:33
  was like, Bro, I was in the hitting and like me, he
• 2:07:39
  was a sick nigga. He was a sick niggapose he put the boots on.
• 2:07:44
  He was like, hold on that. He said. I had the
• 2:07:45
  boots on like just I was. And Animal was my roommate. Rp uh
• 2:07:48
  fucking. We were just like, I what's wrong with this nigga? Bro?
• 2:07:54
  It was crazy. That was I remember how visited y'all told me about.
• 2:07:58
  I was like, don't sit on that counch, don't sit on that
• 2:07:59
  couch. He was like, sit the hold of these chairs do not sit
• 2:08:03
  on. That counts just being there, fucking bitches. And I had one
• 2:08:05
  roommate. Uh yeah, I'm not gonna say that I have one roommate.
• 2:08:11
  This nigga just uh we we wanted to test. One time he didn't wash
• 2:08:15
  dishes, so we wanted to see how long one time he would go without
• 2:08:20
  washing dishes. But this time he ate cereal. Oh yeah, thank you.
• 2:08:22
  Yeah, I think I told that. He put the cereal next to
• 2:08:26
  the sink, never threw it out, and me and my boy were like,
• 2:08:28
  let's see how long this goes. It turned to a science project,
• 2:08:31
  growing mold and ship disgusting. Yeah, you make my roommate complaints seem pretty
• 2:08:37
  toss. He was also the nigga that would put his toothbrush on the counter
• 2:08:41
  naked. One of them animal Yeah, fucking that makes you bary. Oh
• 2:08:50
  no, that was still pisses me. On the watermelon right, well you
• 2:08:56
  know what, they both have one then, but the fish in the watermelon.
• 2:08:58
  Yeah, the fish. Follow was at his house one weekend and I
• 2:09:07
  was like, yo keenan, who what is that? He's like, yo
• 2:09:09
  ni sean cooked fish and like, I guess it didn't turn out well,
• 2:09:13
  he didn't clean it, just left it there. And he just left it
• 2:09:16
  there, so he's going to clean it there. I guess. I don't
• 2:09:18
  know. That was one weekend. I went and lived my life for a
• 2:09:22
  whole week. Came back that next weekend and I looked at the kids.
• 2:09:28
  I'm going to get him to drink. I'm like, that's George Foreman.
• 2:09:31
  Girl. I'm like. I was like, yo, Kennedy, he cooked
• 2:09:35
  fish again and not cleaning. He was like nope. I was like,
• 2:09:39
  what do you what's up? What here? No, that's the same fish
• 2:09:45
  from last week. I was like, you got damn. You can't be
• 2:09:48
  you can't. He's thereous. I don't know how you fought, didn't fight
• 2:09:52
  the nigga and I love Nate Sean you have. I believe that's why I
• 2:09:58
  didn't renew the I was like, all right, oh yeah, that's why.
• 2:10:01
  Yes, I'm sorry. I don't know where you're going, but I'm
• 2:10:05
  going back on. I'm going going home. I'm taking my ball and leaving.
• 2:10:11
  Yes, good for you. Decision. Yes, all right? Next
• 2:10:16
  question, m hmmm, not so much because you know what? Sure?
• 2:10:22
  Okay, next next question? Can you name your favorite duos racing beans,
• 2:10:28
  soap and water, Kobe and check favorite duo favorite peanut butter and jelly.
• 2:10:33
  I was just about to say that is there anything better? G like doing
• 2:10:39
  like a grilled cheese? What peanut and jelly? I've toasted. I've toasted
• 2:10:45
  my bread and did it peanu but and jelly. That's good. I heard
• 2:10:48
  of making it on the stove, like I heard about that. I've toasted
• 2:10:52
  it, so I don't see why I'm doing it that way. Wouldn't be
• 2:10:54
  better? It sounds really good. Actually, get back to me, I
• 2:10:58
  like, I don't know, is the peanut butter to liquidy? Just do
• 2:11:03
  it nice and nice and golden brown? Okay? Okay, Cheese okay,
• 2:11:07
  I would like the jelly. Don't get hot and like oo's out even better
• 2:11:11
  not if it's not all out. The sandwich's out the side. Get back
• 2:11:16
  to you a freak boom turned looking like the knife. Yes, you still
• 2:11:28
  do jelly before the Yeah, you still do jelly first. Okay mm hmm,
• 2:11:35
  it makes no sense, right it does. I don't know. Chicken
• 2:11:43
  and rice, oh, sauce and chickil a nuggets, cheese and sweet potatoes.
• 2:11:52
  M that's a fire, dude. Okay. Bread and butter, bread
• 2:12:01
  and butter butter all the time. Cereal and milk, even though they had
• 2:12:03
  cereal in years, still a good combo. Yeah, you have a favorite
• 2:12:09
  shirt. I do, but you're gonna make fun of me? Is it
• 2:12:13
  frosted flakes is good? Cheery gummy bears with milk? Melts and gummy bears
• 2:12:20
  with milk? It's no, it's uh, it's Is it honey smacks?
• 2:12:26
  You probably like weird ship like that. It's probably like tree combs checks.
• 2:12:31
  No, is it lucky? Is it lucky charms with just the marshmallows.
• 2:12:33
  That's diabolical. No, you're not oops all berries? No? What is
• 2:12:41
  it? Kicks? Okay, kicks bears kicks berries? Okay, okay,
• 2:12:48
  okay, they got a good I was gonna honey smacks was my nest.
• 2:12:54
  Honey smacks are delicious. I do like they are good. They are good.
• 2:12:56
  Honey smacks are good. Honey smokes are good. Smacks are good.
• 2:13:00
  Hold on, you have a favorite shiral? Oh, hollow, I've been
• 2:13:07
  reallyking cinnamon checks. But Reese's puffsel puffs might be but a chocolate flavor,
• 2:13:16
  yeah, might be it? Has anybody checked on that Little Black boy Friend
• 2:13:22
  the Reese Puffs commercial. I don't know what the overdose he did, like
• 2:13:31
  onanol like that commercial. He was Mainlining's puffs. I have to get to
• 2:13:37
  them. I need the pewers for him. Chers. Peanut butter, yeah,
• 2:13:43
  I used to. That was my favorite cereal I would do. I
• 2:13:46
  put sugar on my rice Crispies and they had to yeah, of course.
• 2:13:52
  But then I'd have like a peanut butter on the side, and I dip
• 2:13:54
  my spoon and peanut butter, then I dip it into the cereal. So
• 2:13:58
  it'd be like you were not okay, fellow, I'll tell you that that
• 2:14:03
  it was even worse. Well, it's actually I don't think it's worse than
• 2:14:07
  that, but like you know how well, of course you have to put
• 2:14:09
  the sugar on the red Chrispies. But then once the rece Krispies was gone,
• 2:14:13
  I didn't just have spoonful of sugar and milk. And that's why your
• 2:14:18
  teeth are on teeth anymore. That's why your teeth are soft, they're still
• 2:14:24
  hard. I just put a bananas in our frosted flakes. He sounds like
• 2:14:28
  a healthy child, Yeah, well, a sensible young man. I haven't
• 2:14:33
  got to that age yet where I would want to put fruit in my cereal.
• 2:14:37
  Now, that was my dad putting us on that ship. Your dad
• 2:14:43
  was in high school seventy three. I don't think he really was. Next
• 2:14:50
  question, I couldn't be because your dad's not older than my dad. I
• 2:14:56
  am right now, two old niggas way, whatever? Thanks? What do
• 2:15:01
  you do today that you didn't have on your bingo card when you were a
• 2:15:05
  teen then? I was like, never saw myself. They're like, wow,
• 2:15:11
  young Elsie. What would he be? Like? Wow, are you
• 2:15:13
  really doing that? I didn't think I would be a part. I don't
• 2:15:16
  want to do that. That's gonna get me, said existential gresson. I
• 2:15:20
  don't need that right now. If you would have told teenage Keenan that he
• 2:15:22
  would that he'll be podcasting, I'm like, no, he won't because he
• 2:15:26
  didn't. I didn't know what a podcast was a teenager. No, they
• 2:15:30
  definitely had podcasts back then we were teenagers. They actually didn't. Keenan,
• 2:15:37
  Okay, let's find out when podcasts started. Like see, I was nineteen
• 2:15:43
  when you say teenagers, how are we talking? Because I remember the podcast
• 2:15:48
  app on the old the old iPods. Not many people but iPods, old
• 2:15:54
  iPods. That was back when I was a teenager. Okay, so ye
• 2:15:56
  see yeah it was a two thousand really two thousands, so thank you you
• 2:16:03
  got it. Oh but it was it conversations by Doug k keen You on
• 2:16:07
  that wave? No exist, That's that's what I was saying time. That's
• 2:16:13
  what I was like. If you thought that Keenan was podcast, I'm like,
• 2:16:16
  ims how to get your Instagram hacked by it? Professional Swiss Keenan Dixon.
• 2:16:24
  Yeah, then they gotta be doing this. Mm hmm. They had
• 2:16:28
  to pull your leg to really get you out here eating pussy. Yeah,
• 2:16:33
  it's probably it was probably maybe I was never on that wave. M I
• 2:16:39
  was never on that wave. Never wave. I'll never know. I'm going
• 2:16:46
  I would never even he was talking about thirteen year old me was a a
• 2:16:54
  yardy. You're making that for your nothing Me? No, I ain't no
• 2:17:03
  pussy blood me, No, I ain't that Q. I love that clip
• 2:17:13
  so much? How many kids you got? Twenty two twenty like twenty three,
• 2:17:20
  twenty three, twenty two re Re he was definitely the villain. Damn.
• 2:17:33
  He was confident. He's like twenty three twenty two, baby my dog
• 2:17:37
  re child sport and Jamaica. They at that point, it's like, what
• 2:17:43
  do they take? I think when you have more than ten you can't be
• 2:17:46
  put on child sport. They said, that's why Nick Cannon just keeps having
• 2:17:50
  Jesus put you in jail for to have a second. Yeah right, calm
• 2:17:56
  down, Genghis, it's got to feed you so milk, like the government
• 2:18:00
  is doing black men. This needed castraight you, Okay, you know that's
• 2:18:07
  good. The governments put estrogen and taking masculinity away from the black man.
• 2:18:18
  That's that's that's it. Destroying our family dynamic with the power of soy milk.
• 2:18:22
  That's it, because you know the black man is like his milk alternative.
• 2:18:31
  That's what the term milk of magnesia come from. Estrogen and milk.
• 2:18:37
  Soy milk, milk. I'm sorry, production that's needed. Hear north there
• 2:18:46
  next question, what's your least favorite animal? I wouldn't lose no sleep if
• 2:18:50
  all sharks were to just flip over and die. I'm gonna say, we
• 2:18:56
  actually need sharks for the ecosystem. Bro who goes out into the water and
• 2:19:00
  being like the niggas. To be honest, I kind of agree because out
• 2:19:05
  of all the nightmares I have always have nightmares about sharks, and I don't
• 2:19:09
  know why these niggas not. I've recently just had a nightmare. Have you
• 2:19:15
  googled that? You know what? Deer? You know what animal? Could
• 2:19:18
  deer? Get them all out, Get them all out, they can all
• 2:19:22
  I'll do it. They are not. Choke them out. Mosquitos, every
• 2:19:28
  single last one of them can die horrible death. Mosquitos and flies, Yes,
• 2:19:31
  they serve no purpose to the ego system. Do nothing. Flies more
• 2:19:37
  than some than the mosquitoes eaten by other animals. Those other animals can found
• 2:19:41
  something else to eat, all right, they won't starve, okay. Venus
• 2:19:48
  fly trap would just be a venus insect trap trap, spiders, spiders,
• 2:19:58
  beetles, beetles, caterpillar. I see one trying to eat a lizard a
• 2:20:03
  venus flight. That was interesting. Mm hmmm, crazy stuff. I saw
• 2:20:07
  the kangaroo standing in the water with your dog. What's good trying to drown
• 2:20:15
  stuff? Yeah, like they'll stand in water hoping something comes in there to
• 2:20:18
  try to fuck with it. Come on, come on, you'll flow too.
• 2:20:22
  That's just crazy. The water's just fine an ambulance, but not for
• 2:20:28
  me. Okay, which prevalent double standard are you willing to change? Can
• 2:20:37
  you, for example, make it not homosexual to grab your homeboy's ass.
• 2:20:43
  That's a double standard. I guess women are allowed to like play each other
• 2:20:46
  up. I guess what you want to fight for. I'm not mean.
• 2:20:52
  Don't look at me. That's I need a handful of big that's the that's
• 2:21:01
  what you want to add that you want to go to bed. I've had
• 2:21:05
  that convers's what why is that double standard? What? What? What?
• 2:21:11
  Wait? What? Let's see what? But like like like can be like,
• 2:21:16
  okay, I see you titties, you got that titty and but I
• 2:21:20
  came like, hey you nice dick hanging good to the left to that.
• 2:21:24
  See, that's something I would expect from you, keenan. But yeah,
• 2:21:30
  he's up and today, Hey my man, meet it up today? Wow?
• 2:21:37
  Ye? What's what's wrong with that? Nothing coming from you was wrong?
• 2:21:43
  Is that the response of everybody else in the room. You said that
• 2:21:46
  in silence, even a hypothetical man, toxic masculinity. Uh huh, all
• 2:21:50
  right, you go to a random man and do that meet it up to
• 2:21:56
  slap and then and then I want to ask this, it's only gave you
• 2:22:00
  like it, and then we can go to urgent care because he's gonna punch
• 2:22:03
  you in a fucking throat. He might go, thank you looking real meat
• 2:22:07
  it up today, nigga. Good So to tap them on. These are
• 2:22:11
  meeting up jeans. Those ones I hope it's not from here to you from
• 2:22:22
  here body. Those are not as made up jeans, I can tell you
• 2:22:28
  for sure. Those are just these are just Monday Monday jeans. Monday,
• 2:22:35
  good Monday. That phone is real comfortable in there, exactly, got all
• 2:22:41
  the space, all the space, all the real estate. How dogging all
• 2:22:43
  the way. No, no, just just so you know. Frank footer
• 2:22:50
  penny will being the sausage stack of dime before before two inches of straight venom,
• 2:23:03
  man, two inches okay, the straight venom, blow your back out.
• 2:23:09
  He might so much confidence. I believe the way he's saying. I
• 2:23:13
  truly believe. I think I got so much money. He says it.
• 2:23:16
  He was like, yo, I need and you're still gonna suck. One
• 2:23:18
  of the way he says it, He's like, yo, I'm he said,
• 2:23:22
  I'm six with six he said, a freak athlete. He said,
• 2:23:26
  God just didn't give me everything. That's honestly right now. I was like,
• 2:23:30
  I feel like he's like dead serious. It's like, yeah, okay,
• 2:23:35
  he said two inches straight venom. It's like crazy got him beat somewhere.
• 2:23:45
  Your money might be long, but I'm longer. So who's actually winning?
• 2:23:50
  I think he's still still big time winning. Next question, what's up
• 2:23:56
  with a spicy dude from Burger King? Is he still a big oh?
• 2:24:01
  No more? Well, because he no, he's not a one. In
• 2:24:05
  a while, he had got he had got transferred the Burger King update he
• 2:24:09
  had got he was working at a different one, and I believe that one
• 2:24:13
  is not even there no more. I confirmed he's not the one there in
• 2:24:15
  my house. He ain't the one there me. So good luck to that
• 2:24:20
  man often enough to enough enough to know I've been there recently enough to know.
• 2:24:28
  I think I Burger King once every other month. I just had k
• 2:24:30
  yesterday. I haven't had breakfast. Is very good. She's a slap the
• 2:24:37
  little caissant, which is go crazy used to slap man and it's the same
• 2:24:41
  forget the double yeah mm hmmm mm hmm. Okay. I recently started my
• 2:24:54
  new job, and it's so embarrassing being the new person. It's like being
• 2:24:56
  a new character on a TV show that already has five That makes sense.
• 2:25:01
  Can you guys talk about some things that are embarrassing but shouldn't be having to
• 2:25:07
  stand up in the classroom, take the bathroom, or like do anything having
• 2:25:16
  the hiccups as a grown adult. Mm hmm. Oh, farting when you
• 2:25:24
  take your loan. But as soon as you let the fart out, somebody
• 2:25:26
  comes and joints junior space. That's embarrassing. Why does that happen? I
• 2:25:30
  say that should be embarrassing. That's definitely that's embarrassing because you think you're by
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  yourself tonight, you're actually just gonna let it rip. And it's one of
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  them loud, like one of the ones that kind of hurt a little bit.
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  What that means? That means it wasn't ready yet and you forced it
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  out so hard it hurts. Hurts. That means it wasn't ready. Laugh,
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  So I know he's before it wasn't It wasn't ready so hard that was
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  that was a little that did not. Yeah, don't think my cheeks a
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  cheeking like that. It's more so about the sheets, more like the inner
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  rim of your butthole. You might want to get that checked out. So
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  you said your buttle is too tight. Maybe see maybe it's like we were
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  trying to like and you are forcing it. I was like that. I
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  was like, oh, there's a little sting on that. Okay, yeah,
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  okay, okay, no more. I mean that's embarrassing. That shouldn't
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  be Nothing is embarrassing in nothing is embarrassing. No somethings are like I don't
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  know, I can't think of at the moment. Got them anyway, Oh
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  oh, okay. Started going out with this girl. She's cool. We
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  haven't done anything yet. I'm not in any rush, to be honest,
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  but I'm a little worried when we had dinner the other night and I caught
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  a whiff of something that wasn't How do I tell this girl her breath could
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  use a little T l C before though? He say her sit down the
• 2:27:07
  air was crazy? Her sit down here, sit down here? Like her?
• 2:27:13
  Yeah like wash like like you're going to sit down and you know,
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  goes down, air goes up. Something going on my mic I don't like,
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  Yeah, just don't move, I'm trying. You need you just give
• 2:27:28
  her, offer her a piece of gum. It's very easy to make it.
• 2:27:33
  You don't even ask. She just hated to her and insist. But
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  but have it half unwrapped. You have to. But but what if what
• 2:27:45
  if blow dun and she's just talking? But what if it's like a stomach
• 2:27:52
  thinking, not just her mouth? Like what if the smell is coming from
• 2:27:54
  a stomach, how do you say that? They will they'll have a diagnosis
• 2:27:58
  for that. Like sometimes it's it's not like your mouth, the reason why
• 2:28:05
  your breast. Think it could be coming from your stomach. Yeah, that's
• 2:28:07
  she knows she has a problem. Not always because the chick on flavor,
• 2:28:11
  I loved it mm hmm. And the flavor was like listen, I like
• 2:28:16
  you, but you need to go get some get your mouth checked. Well.
• 2:28:22
  I found out through TikTok. Tonsilstones, yeah, consolestones. I used
• 2:28:26
  to get those as a kid. I don't know why. Maybe I used
• 2:28:28
  to watch those videos. Tonsilstones. That was a little thing that was like
• 2:28:31
  push them out, the stinky little white lobs of food bacteria and all that
• 2:28:35
  I heard trapped in. I heard that very weird, bad stuff just from
• 2:28:43
  on Mike. We right there at the end, don't last last one mouthwashing
• 2:28:48
  his mouth and just hell mama bird mouthwashed surprise. Did we have did we
• 2:28:58
  talk about the most embarrassing sexual moment? I think we've asked that multiple times,
• 2:29:03
  but Mic has Yeah, howards damn okay, sorry, Oh, I'll
• 2:29:13
  read this person's I was so embarrassed. She said my dick was too bid.
• 2:29:18
  It hurts. So it's so deep. This is gonna fit in there.
• 2:29:24
  You've seen you ever seen Broad City with Blake Griffin was on there?
• 2:29:28
  No, I didn't see that. She was about the funk, was like,
• 2:29:33
  you're just too big, so they just find different ways to like they're
• 2:29:35
  like doing ship naked those It's pretty funny. Blake Griffin is funny. Yeah,
• 2:29:39
  yeah, Broad the City was laryerous because I forgot about that show.
• 2:29:46
  I've never heard of it. This person, you probably fuck with a lot.
• 2:29:48
  Who are you going? I fell? I fell face flat after sixty
• 2:29:54
  nine. My girl and I were at it for a while. She had
• 2:29:58
  her elbows on each thigh when we went to switch Yes, when we went
• 2:30:03
  to switch positions, no mass legs. Then boom man down at that brother,
• 2:30:13
  get that? But yeah, no, I don't know. I've definitely
• 2:30:16
  got Charlie horses before. But I just didn't stop fighting through Charlie horses is
• 2:30:20
  crazy. I feel like I haven't. I haven't got enough credit for that.
• 2:30:24
  Even though nobody knew what was happening. I didn't say anything, but
• 2:30:28
  I've definitely fought through Charlie Resono. That's random. But also my pain tolerance,
• 2:30:33
  my very eyes. So like you know what I'm saying, just keep
• 2:30:37
  on, didn't lose any girth theater. He was out there like, still
• 2:30:43
  strong. Good for you, good, good job, Belie. I'm a
• 2:30:46
  war hero out of you. I'm proud of you. Know what I'm saying,
• 2:30:48
  war hero can twine Fisher warrior? Still strong? Is it? Could
• 2:31:01
  it be? Yeah? Yeah, if you want it to be? Yeah,
• 2:31:05
  yeah, I think again. Well that's it, you know what I
• 2:31:09
  mean. Once you set all your no, it's pretty much time to go.
• 2:31:15
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• 2:31:22
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• 2:32:00
  on the money hunts. We are coming for those doctors, coming for those
• 2:32:05
  bills. You know what I mean? Uh? What else? What else?
• 2:32:09
  What else? What else? Uh? Here we announced it the thing
• 2:32:13
  thing we think thing. Yeah, it would have been nice in the first
• 2:32:18
  you have a microphone to Q. I'm sorry, mister, thirteen minute introduction
• 2:32:24
  about U. What the what the fun was this intro? Are you talking
• 2:32:28
  about pinion coms? Which is very I don't understand why you want to belittle
• 2:32:35
  that, Like that's not an important discussion that we had, But Jesus,
• 2:32:39
  get your priorities streak the We're having a tailgate, guys. We're doing a
• 2:32:46
  tailgate for the Eagles versus racist US. No no coons, no, no
• 2:32:54
  no coons. Are welcomes? Are we are welcome? Actually, we won't
• 2:33:01
  get into it. We're having a tailgate. We're doing something for the It's
• 2:33:07
  gonna be the twenty fifth, November twenty fifth, that will be for the
• 2:33:16
  Eagles Bills game. You know what I'm saying, We're gonna hopefully jump through
• 2:33:20
  a couple of flaming tables. We're gonna be out there chilling. Uh,
• 2:33:24
  you know what I'm saying, chopping it up. You can hang out with
• 2:33:28
  us. We are going to be hanging out. A couple of things gonna
• 2:33:33
  be available. Were probably gonna have merch for sale. We're gonna the lot
• 2:33:37
  has been to TVA to be announced. Sorry, it's November twenty sixth,
• 2:33:43
  Sunday twenty six. Yeah, so Sunday, November twenty six my bad.
• 2:33:46
  So Sunday, November twenty six is gonna be at the obviously tailgating for at
• 2:33:52
  the Lincoln Financial Field parking lot. The actual lot will be announced in the
• 2:33:56
  near future. So beyond the and for that, you're gonna be able to
• 2:34:01
  hang it out with us. You know what I'm saying. Eagles fans,
• 2:34:03
  non Eagles fans welcome. You know what I'm saying. We're just gonna be
• 2:34:05
  kicking. You know what I'm saying. You want to hang out with us,
• 2:34:09
  you want to you know, chop it up. Well, that's where
• 2:34:11
  we will be. And yeah, so it's gonna I think it's gonna be
• 2:34:16
  a real good time, you know what I'm saying. Uh, you want
• 2:34:18
  to see me bring weed for me? I really appreciate that. He trying
• 2:34:24
  to get his pre roll back. Yeah, you gotta help me recoup my
• 2:34:28
  pre roll his pre roll back. You're trying to get his pay it forward,
• 2:34:31
  pay paying forward back to me. Yeah, man. So yeah,
• 2:34:37
  November twenty sixth, be there or be square and make sure you just follow
• 2:34:45
  the podcast on all socials for updates. We're gonna be posting that flyer before
• 2:34:50
  you know, probably by the time you hear this, it'll be out there.
• 2:34:54
  And then be on the lookout for the announcement of the specific lot where
• 2:34:56
  we will be. And if it's not out there, everybody Michael's comments with
• 2:35:01
  where's the flyer? Yep, Yeah, we're gonna have that already. So
• 2:35:05
  don't don't worry about so this whole, this whole little tip for tat is
• 2:35:09
  gonna be moot, all right, don't bring me anymore? Right, Yeah,
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  at iHeartRadio. I'm saying, you know, uh, drink Sea four it
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  get some of this delicious, delicious and somewhat let's let's let let's not talk
• 2:36:09
  about nutrition, drinking the ship. Drink it and uh yeah, it'll get
• 2:36:13
  you going. Yeah, get you good? Any is that I don't I
• 2:36:16
  don't have anything. Yeah, got that, but what they got? I
• 2:36:20
  need you all to start thinking of some Uh, y'all are ready to talk
• 2:36:24
  about this or it's gonna get real? Uh dicey If I gotta keep going,
• 2:36:28
  you know what, You're right, So we're not gonna have I don't
• 2:36:31
  have anything to talk about, get real, dicey. I got one do
• 2:36:37
  it at the end of after the music and everything. So see y'all.
• 2:36:48
  There was a question about I said something about the cookies on Twitter. Had
• 2:36:54
  a question cookies stuff. But do you guys not like people like Yeah?
• 2:37:07
  I like like oranges. Yeah, I mean the orange. Man. I
• 2:37:16
  just want the normal cracker, the orange want. I don't need the cheddar
• 2:37:22
  or whatever. The orange cracker, know the orange crackers. That cheddar is
• 2:37:28
  just orange. I can't trust that's not cheddar. I don't know, man,
• 2:37:33
  it's just orange. But so you're not ready to talk about Wow,
• 2:37:39
  Yeah, we're not ready to talk about this. But we've lost the art
• 2:37:48
  of disciplining children and uh discipline chill needs a place and and we're not ready
• 2:37:56
  to talk about it. We're not ready to talk about it. You niggas.
• 2:37:58
  You niggas, don't you niggas are not very doing the greatest job parenting
• 2:38:03
  out here as a nigga with no kids. Okay, Michael, you's talking
• 2:38:07
  about that.