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Lunch with the Clydesdale - Thursday Show | Why Does Cap'n Crunch Destroy My Mouth · Clydesdale Media Podcast

• 0:04
  What is your IQ if you can't spell
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  the word in it?
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  I love the chase and the hunt and
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  I set the pace when I'm running.
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  I always take what I want and I
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  always give it one hundred.
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  Don't need a bank, no I'm funded.
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  Play the game like it's nothing.
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  I'm always thankful for something.
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  Don't take for granted, stay humble.
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  Now wake up!
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  It's time to look at the enemy.
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  Look in the mirror if he is no
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  friend to me.
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  It's not working out,
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  maybe it's the chemistry.
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  It's time to break up.
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  it's lunch time what is going on everybody
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  welcome to the lunch crew today we've got
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  cowboy and myself and we have one other
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  thing we have three thousand subscribers i
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  don't even know what i'm pushing so you're
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  telling me there's a chance
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  Finally, thank you all.
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  That clip from there that Hiller's been
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  using here lately where he's looking at
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  the newspaper clip and he goes,
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  we put a man on the moon?
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  That would have been,
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  I would also have accepted that.
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  I don't even,
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  I need to label my buttons because I
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  have no idea what's going to play when
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  I hit the button sometimes.
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  I know the Yabba Dabba Doo.
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  Yeah.
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  I know Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.
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  Right.
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  Other than that, it's a crapshoot.
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  Crapshoot.
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  Got it.
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  So, three thousand subscribers.
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  We've been sitting fifty short for like
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  six months.
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  Now we've, like in the last month,
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  we had like thirty new subscribers in the
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  last month.
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  Thank you.
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  Is this true?
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  Is this true?
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  It is.
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  It actually is true.
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  And so because of that,
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  I wanted to do something special for you,
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  the audience,
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  for being here with us all this time.
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  So right now, about an hour ago,
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  it went live.
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  It is Hattie Cano behind the scenes of
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  the
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  get to see how she was preparing for
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  each of those three events with her and
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  her coach and other people she was warming
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  up with and all of that stuff.
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  It's something I'm really proud of.
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  The weekend did not go the way that
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  she had hoped.
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  So there were a lot of pivots on
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  this documentary,
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  but I watched it back last night and
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  I was like, damn, I'm proud of that.
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  And so yeah,
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  I'm going to finish up days two and
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  three this weekend.
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  They will be released in the next few
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  days.
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  My wife is going out of town,
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  so it's just me and the dog for
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  the weekend where I can just sit down
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  and hammer that out.
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  And yeah, really, really awesome piece.
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  So check that out.
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  It is for members only right now.
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  And then on Saturday at noon,
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  it will release to everyone.
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  How much editing is a dog going to
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  do?
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  What's that?
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  How much editing is a dog going to
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  do?
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  I'm trying to train him, but he's old.
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  And you know what they say.
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  You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
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  I'm not old, so yeah,
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  I'll go with that for now.
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  NAI, is that video going public?
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  It will go public Saturday at noon.
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  But I want it for those people who
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  are supporting us each and every month.
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  I just wanted to give them the opportunity
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  to see it first.
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  So they will have it for forty eight
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  hours by themselves and then it'll go to
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  everybody on Saturday at noon.
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  And then the so that's episode two.
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  Episode one's been out for a long time.
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  Episode one is.
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  All leading up to the games.
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  So like the two days before,
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  all the preparation, all of that stuff,
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  that's been out for a while.
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  It's still out there on YouTube if you
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  want to check it out.
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  It's a fun one.
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  And then two is the first day.
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  it's only like thirteen minutes i really
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  like i've been when hillary was giving the
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  wfp criticisms i was trying to take notes
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  and i edited a lot i i brought
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  it down to just kind of the essential
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  or fun stuff uh of day one it's
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  like thirteen and a half minutes or
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  something like that um so check it out
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  and one of the stars of the video
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  The video was awesome.
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  Tristan,
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  thank you so much for allowing us to
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  do that.
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  Because without you,
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  it wouldn't be what it is today.
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  So you're the best.
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  That's what I keep telling my wife.
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  You're getting the quicker edited version.
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  If it works for you.
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  Uh, so yeah.
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  And I got to figure out, like,
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  I want, now that I've watched it back,
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  I want to do another one.
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  I just got to figure out like where,
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  who, cause I like the embedded piece.
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  I like that.
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  Like just getting to spend time with the
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  two of them.
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  Um,
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  and the body work guy for the whole
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  weekend, um, was really fun.
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  Awesome.
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  Um,
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  the other day we talked about everybody
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  wanting to know about the personal lives
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  of CrossFit athletes right and I made and
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  I made the argument that in other sports
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  we don't see that as much because and
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  I think we see it more in CrossFit
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  because it's an internet-based sport yeah
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  I was wrong I was wrong okay have
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  you seen the latest uh NFL drama
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  Oh, no.
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  Not in the least.
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  So here's a picture.
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  This is from page six of the New
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  York Post, which is their gossip column.
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  Okay.
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  This guy here on the right,
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  he coached the New England Patriots in the
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  Super Bowl last year.
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  Oh, right.
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  His name is Mike Vrabel.
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  Oh, yeah, yeah.
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  This woman right here is the insider,
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  NFL insider for The Athletic.
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  Okay.
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  These two are married to other people.
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  And it looks like they're square dancing.
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  Got it.
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  Interlocking finger square dancing.
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  Yeah.
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  So this picture came out.
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  This picture came out.
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  From this far away shot.
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  This is the one that really got me.
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  Lounging in the hot tub.
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  So.
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  And you can tell that these are like
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  long off shots.
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  Somebody tipped somebody off that this was
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  going to happen.
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  Or why would you have a camera?
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  This is an adult-only resort in Arizona,
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  about two hours from where they held the
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  league meetings just before or just after.
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  So I said that I don't really get
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  into that stuff with my other sports.
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  It was just really CrossFit.
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  When I heard this,
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  I started digging because I wanted to know
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  more.
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  Would you like to know more?
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  And I was like, oh my gosh.
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  And so I was listening to a podcast
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  today about what are the ramifications of
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  this?
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  She's the lead insider for a major
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  sporting group in the athletic.
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  And he's a head coach.
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  Anything she says about him,
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  can we believe now?
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  Not only that, anything that
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  I mean, she's an entity.
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  Is she a reporter?
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  Refresh my memory.
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  Is she like an executive?
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  The reason why I'm asking is not just
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  if she reports it,
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  but if anybody at the Atlantic reports it.
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  The Athletic, rather, reports it, right?
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  I think she just has a role as
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  an NFL insider.
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  And then we get into this.
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  The lady allegedly has a pattern of this.
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  So that would mean that she is using
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  whatever means necessary to get whatever
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  story she wants to get.
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  Ed says we call that networking in the
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  football business.
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  What I will say is
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  I never thought this was something that
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  was going on when I saw her report.
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  I've watched a lot of her stuff.
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  She used to be on ESPN.
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  She used to be on Get Up.
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  That's the show I watch every single
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  morning.
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  But now thinking back, she always said,
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  well, I talked to Mike Frabel.
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  She said that a lot.
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  And by talk to him, I mean,
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  you know.
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  Yeah.
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  Um, uh, she was definitely on his record.
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  Uh, she's working.
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  Sure.
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  I just, because you know, we,
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  we were so being hard on the CrossFit
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  media,
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  CrossFitters and wanting to know all the
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  drama, right?
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  This shit goes on everywhere.
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  These aren't even players.
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  No, that's a coach.
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  That's the head coach and a reporter.
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  She went undercover.
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  Very good, Wayne.
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  My source is the comment section of X.
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  Oh, I can't even imagine.
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  That's one of my favorite things to do
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  is to see something like that drop and
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  then just immediately go to the comments
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  because people are witty when they have a
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  little bit of time.
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  She's a very attractive woman.
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  I mean, flat out.
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  Sure.
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  You know, but...
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  So I think that probably perpetuates...
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  the insinuation that there is something
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  going on.
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  It definitely doesn't stifle it.
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  I mean,
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  people are going to feed into whatever
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  stereotypes they want to feed into anyway,
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  but that definitely doesn't help anything
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  where it's like, oh,
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  and she's good looking.
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  Got it.
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  Roger that.
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  She's on top of her game.
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  She's on top of somebody's game,
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  and his name is Vrabel.
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  So, yeah,
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  just wanted to point out that the drama
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  is not exclusive to CrossFit.
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  No, it's everywhere.
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  It's everywhere.
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  If you're looking, I mean,
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  there's entire media networks and whatnot
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  that were built around it, right?
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  Like TMZ, that's literally what they do.
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  Well,
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  and I was thinking about it more and
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  more when I was watching the spin last
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  night, they were,
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  their blind rankings were alternative
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  sports they could cover.
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  Yeah.
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  One of the ones listed was F one
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  and they're like, well,
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  I don't even really watch F one and
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  blah, blah, blah.
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  But I watched that drive to survive and
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  it is nothing but the drama in the
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  paddock or the garages or whatever you
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  want to call it.
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  Right.
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  And I was, I was eating it up.
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  Like it was captain crunch.
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  Yeah.
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  it hurt the roof of your mouth always
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  hurts through from my mouth oh man it
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  is so good but it hurts so bad
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  i don't know what it's supposed to taste
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  like other than captain crunch does that
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  make sense like what flavor is captain
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  crunch i don't know nobody it's captain
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  crunch flavor
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  it's delicious but i can eat it once
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  a month basically and the rest of the
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  rest of the time i'm doing it trying
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  to rub the top of my roof of
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  my mouth because it just tore up it's
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  absolutely insane um it's just how my
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  brain works y'all yeah yeah i love that
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  we just go off the rails who cares
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  um
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  I don't even know where I was going
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  with that.
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  Yeah.
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  I was eating up the F one drama,
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  right?
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  That led to is now I'm watching the
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  entire season.
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  I've never watched F one of my life
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  till I watched the drama.
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  And now I'm watching the whole season.
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  And I think that's been the argument for
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  some people.
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  If, if there could be,
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  and maybe that's why the media team of
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  the mid teens was great at CrossFit.
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  They gave us that drama.
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  They gave us Brooke Ence and Marston
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  fighting in a road to the games.
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  And then you watch to see Brooke Ence's
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  career, right?
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  Like the drama sucked us in and then
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  the sport kept us.
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  And when you say drama, if anybody,
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  if you've never seen it,
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  i don't remember which road to the games
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  is it is like as far as the
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  episode is concerned the sixteen year is
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  it sixteen year it's uncomfortable to
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  watch because you're sitting there and
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  watching it and like seeing how she's
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  talking to him and whatnot and he's just
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  trying to be helpful like he's just trying
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  to support her and whatnot and for me
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  anyway sitting there watching it i felt
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  like i was right there
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  and like it got uncomfortable.
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  Like if I'd have been there in real
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  life,
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  I would have gone somewhere else because I
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  wouldn't want to be anywhere near that
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  kind of shit.
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  But it, you, you can't turn away.
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  Like it's like,
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  it's a train wreck right there.
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  Have it in front of you.
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  Like, Holy smokes.
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  I can't believe this is going down.
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  It is, it is, uh, insane.
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  Um, I, I meant,
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  we mentioned that Carolyn watched it for
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  the first time, like a week ago.
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  Oh, yeah.
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  It was awesome.
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  I mean, she's not wrong.
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  She's not wrong.
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  It is awesome.
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  It's not just about the domestic piece of
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  that.
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  Yeah.
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  Both Josh Bridges and Brooke Entz were
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  supposed to go to the games that year.
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  Correct.
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  And they didn't.
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  And the meltdown that that caused for both
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  of them was so dramatic.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  And F one Lewis Hamilton,
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  like eight time champion is dating Kim
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  Kardashian.
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  It's just more drama to the whole thing.
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  Out of all the stuff I did not
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  have on my bingo card for twenty twenty
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  six, that was nowhere even near it.
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  Not that I keep up with that kind
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  of stuff,
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  but I saw that it came across my
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  feed for whatever reason.
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  And really,
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  Lewis Hamilton and Kim Kardashian of all
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  people.
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  And he's having a much better season this
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  year than he did last.
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  Just saying.
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  Right.
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  Maybe there's something to it.
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  Hey, hey, hey, did I hear Cap'n Crunch?
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  Oh my goodness, yum.
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  John George says, bread, peanut butter,
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  Cap'n Crunch winning.
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  Does the bread and the peanut butter
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  soften the Cap'n Crunch?
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  No.
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  Nothing softens Cap'n Crunch.
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  Corey, make Cap'n Crunch French toast.
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  That actually sounds really good.
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  Because those are two things I love so
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  much.
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  I have French toast maybe twice a year.
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  but it is one of my favorite things
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  in the entire world i love it but
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  it's like it's it's work like you have
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  to you have to put in some effort
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  to actually make a decent uh french toast
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  you can't just it's not it's like i'm
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  gonna make french toast in like five
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  minutes it doesn't take five minutes um
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  but yeah captain crunch french toast like
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  you have to smash it and you have
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  to beat it with a rock to get
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  it to soften up oh uh jody loved
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  your dancing
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  mine or vicky's i don't know who she
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  is yours yeah i mean shout out to
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  leslie comes in um who is our social
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  media in charge of our social media at
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  uh at vertus at our gym um she's
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  been making reels like she's she's on all
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  of us coaches like take video take video
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  take video if you can't take video
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  And so she just went and made that,
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  I guess,
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  last night or whenever I posted this
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  morning.
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  And it's one of the best ones she's
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  ever done.
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  And I really like the format.
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  Like, you know,
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  people who are scared to try CrossFit,
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  if you just come to a gym,
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  come to my gym,
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  I guarantee you're going to have a good
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  time.
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  Yeah.
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  And Jody affirms that even the peanut
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  butter,
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  you'll still tear the roof of your mouth
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  apart.
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  I would imagine so.
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  Larry goes peanut butter,
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  Captain Crunch in a mixing bowl.
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  So if you want to make like a,
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  like a ball, right?
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  Like maybe some protein powder,
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  Captain Crunch and peanut butter and just
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  like roll that into balls.
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  Oh my word.
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  Isn't that just called peanut butter,
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  Captain Crunch, peanut butter crunch?
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  I mean, probably, but.
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  And that like little peanut butter balls
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  of Captain Crunch?
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  Absolutely.
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  Absolutely.
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  I think this was invented like thirty
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  years ago or forty years ago.
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  Just saying.
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  Good.
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  Good.
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  It's in my story, Jody.
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  Go look at it.
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  It's awesome.
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  All right, so we did the NFL drama.
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  The CrossFit drama,
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  if you can call it that, is,
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  did you see this?
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  The change of the leaderboard as Jay
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  Crouch received a penalty for event one
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  and now is sitting in eighteenth, I think.
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  Lower.
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  Lower.
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  I thought he got thirty seventh on the
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  event one and overall he got it.
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  I thought the penalty got knocked him down
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  to thirty.
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  That's how I understood it.
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  I didn't actually look.
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  So you might be right.
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  That's entirely possible.
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  Yeah.
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  Event one has been moved down to thirty
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  eighth.
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  OK.
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  Oh, no.
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  You're right.
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  Thirty eighth overall in the
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  quarterfinals.
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  OK.
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  So there it is.
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  Austin Hatfield is your quarterfinal
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  winner now.
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  With Jeffrey Adler in second,
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  Saxon Panczyk and Spencer Panczyk third
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  and fourth, and Yonikowski in fifth.
• 20:17
  We got the old man's club here at
• 20:18
  five and six now.
• 20:20
  Right.
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  Did you see, though,
• 20:23
  that Noah and Colton were tied?
• 20:27
  And because Jay got moved down from event
• 20:30
  one,
• 20:30
  it actually allowed Noah to go over
• 20:32
  Colton.
• 20:32
  Gross.
• 20:33
  Not really.
• 20:35
  I don't have any problems with Noah
• 20:39
  necessarily.
• 20:39
  Yeah.
• 20:41
  So that drama happened yesterday.
• 20:44
  And then just before we got on the
• 20:46
  air,
• 20:47
  CrossFit Mayhem released their third
• 20:50
  workout.
• 20:52
  And it is event three.
• 20:53
  So no confusion here.
• 20:55
  It's the third release and it's the third
• 20:58
  event.
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  And it's called the Dirty Thirdies.
• 21:05
  Speaking of which, Salted Caramel is back!
• 21:11
  For a very limited time.
• 21:14
  A thousand units.
• 21:16
  That's it.
• 21:17
  And then they're gone again.
• 21:19
  If you love salted caramel.
• 21:22
  You have a very limited window to get
• 21:25
  it at Thirdsy.
• 21:26
  Thirdsy.com backslash Jazzy.
• 21:30
  Still get you a fifteen percent off even
• 21:33
  this limited edition run of salted caramel
• 21:36
  chocolate.
• 21:37
  I would say especially this limited
• 21:40
  edition run of salted caramel chocolate.
• 21:42
  You have a very limited time to get
• 21:45
  in on this deal.
• 21:46
  Make it happen, y'all.
• 21:47
  That stuff's amazing.
• 21:49
  And I don't know if they're going to
• 21:51
  make another limited run anytime soon.
• 21:54
  I was shocked when I got that email
• 21:55
  this morning.
• 21:58
  So.
• 22:02
  Oh, snap.
• 22:02
  I better get that Code Jazzy going.
• 22:05
  You better.
• 22:05
  Get some, bro.
• 22:06
  Get some.
• 22:07
  It's here for a very limited time.
• 22:12
  Time for Captain Crunch Thursday.
• 22:15
  I'll talk to him.
• 22:15
  We'll see what happens.
• 22:18
  That could definitely be a thing.
• 22:20
  Send that as an email.
• 22:23
  I'm sure C-IV is working on it.
• 22:25
  I mean,
• 22:26
  they already got the one you're drinking
• 22:28
  right now.
• 22:33
  I agree with what Vicky said.
• 22:34
  This looks like a great test,
• 22:36
  and I actually kind of want to do
• 22:38
  this workout.
• 22:38
  I don't think I have a time cap
• 22:41
  on it.
• 22:44
  Uh, don't, not one listed.
• 22:46
  No, I'm sure they do.
• 22:47
  Uh, this is right up my alley.
• 22:51
  This is the kind of stuff I like
• 22:52
  to do.
• 22:53
  Yeah, it's thirty sandbag squats,
• 22:55
  thirty ring muscle-ups,
• 22:56
  thirty sandbag squats,
• 22:58
  thirty bar muscle-ups,
• 22:59
  thirty sandbag squats.
• 23:01
  Mayhem loves their sandbag squats.
• 23:06
  I forgot.
• 23:06
  I don't know if they put it in
• 23:08
  a caption or if it was in the
• 23:09
  video or whatnot.
• 23:10
  If you're wondering if we're going to
• 23:13
  squat a lot, here you go.
• 23:21
  John George,
• 23:21
  I just read it out loud for you.
• 23:24
  It's only ninety sandbag squats.
• 23:26
  I don't understand what anybody's worried
• 23:28
  about.
• 23:28
  It's one hundred and fifty pounds for the
• 23:30
  men,
• 23:30
  one hundred twenty five for the women.
• 23:33
  Oh, OK.
• 23:34
  good equality i love it so yeah i
• 23:40
  was expecting one fifty one hundred but no
• 23:45
  good extra women only have to do twenty
• 23:49
  four muscle ups on both ring and bar
• 23:53
  uh but the rest is just thirties yeah
• 23:55
  i don't know if i agree with that
• 24:00
  let them do thirty what's it gonna hurt
• 24:01
  it's six more
• 24:04
  I understand the percentage thing or
• 24:06
  whatever we've been adhering to since
• 24:08
  Jesus was a baby,
• 24:09
  but this is a semifinals test,
• 24:13
  getting people to the games.
• 24:15
  They didn't read three ring muscle-ups for
• 24:16
  time at the games in, what was that?
• 24:19
  Eighteen, nineteen,
• 24:20
  whatever year that was.
• 24:21
  Like, why not let them do thirty?
• 24:26
  Especially on the,
• 24:27
  especially on the bar muscle-up, like,
• 24:31
  If you're going to cut it,
• 24:32
  I understand more, I would say,
• 24:33
  on the ring muscle-ups,
• 24:34
  but I think it's silly.
• 24:37
  It should have just been thirty all the
• 24:38
  way across.
• 24:39
  I wonder if because they went a little
• 24:40
  heavier on the sandbag that that's why
• 24:42
  they decided to cut back the muscle-ups.
• 24:47
  Although one would be legs and one would
• 24:50
  be arms.
• 24:50
  I don't know.
• 24:51
  it's not yeah it's it's there's really not
• 24:53
  a whole lot of interference there like you
• 24:55
  can get your lungs fried um and your
• 24:58
  uh hip flexors and whatnot so your
• 25:00
  turnover might be a little bit uh affected
• 25:02
  some but i don't think it's really going
• 25:03
  to be that big of a deal uh
• 25:06
  jenny says there was a hundred ninety plus
• 25:07
  squats last year the feedback and the
• 25:09
  thrusters well we got at least ninety now
• 25:14
  we're off to a start and there's what
• 25:15
  two more events to be released yeah uh
• 25:21
  And we don't know if they have to
• 25:23
  carry anything on that run because of the
• 25:28
  redacted information.
• 25:31
  Dan Church texted me yesterday,
• 25:33
  and he thinks he figured out what the
• 25:35
  five K actually is from that big list
• 25:38
  of stuff that he put all the things
• 25:40
  in.
• 25:40
  He apparently did some zooming in and
• 25:41
  whatnot and said there was one that's on
• 25:43
  there that's five rounds for time of a
• 25:45
  one K run and ten burpee box getovers
• 25:47
  at forty eight inches.
• 25:50
  Okay.
• 25:50
  Which is very, very mayhem.
• 25:53
  Very, very mayhem.
• 26:04
  And it fits, like,
• 26:05
  with the two lines that they got blurred
• 26:06
  out.
• 26:08
  Tristan,
• 26:08
  I don't know what you're talking about.
• 26:10
  Was there...
• 26:11
  This might have been announced after I got
• 26:15
  down here.
• 26:16
  Yeah,
• 26:17
  I didn't see anything about anybody...
• 26:21
  withdrawing um let me look at their site
• 26:27
  real quick mayhem classic just in which
• 26:32
  rebecca um that's what i'm pulling up
• 26:34
  rebecca fusile caroline stanley okay uh
• 26:39
  are confirmed big becca let's go
• 26:48
  There was a rumor that there was going
• 26:50
  to be more dropouts,
• 26:54
  but I don't know who it is,
• 26:55
  but there we go.
• 26:57
  Rebecca Fuseli, Caroline Stanley,
• 26:58
  you can see them both.
• 27:00
  They're confirmed.
• 27:04
  I've never seen Rebecca Fuseli look.
• 27:08
  aggressive if that makes sense before this
• 27:12
  picture right here I've seen it I've seen
• 27:16
  it a couple times she looks like locked
• 27:20
  all the way in I mean she looks
• 27:22
  like she was fighting for her life on
• 27:23
  the capital steps carrying that sandbag
• 27:26
  but this is a whole different thing right
• 27:27
  here like she looks like she's about to
• 27:29
  murder somebody I'm here for it FYI she's
• 27:32
  awesome but yeah I'm not sure like mayhem
• 27:36
  is her jam but
• 27:39
  But in ninety sandbag squats,
• 27:42
  she's been working on getting stronger.
• 27:44
  I guess we're pitting to find out because
• 27:46
  she's going to fly through the gymnastics.
• 27:50
  No, no.
• 27:50
  Wilson announced.
• 27:51
  So.
• 27:52
  So a male dropped.
• 27:55
  Did we see?
• 27:56
  Is there no Wilson?
• 27:58
  I have not.
• 27:58
  I don't even know who Noah Wilson is.
• 27:59
  Rich.
• 28:02
  Mm hmm.
• 28:02
  Francis.
• 28:03
  And.
• 28:03
  Huh.
• 28:07
  Mayhem doesn't have it up yet unless I'm,
• 28:10
  let me refresh.
• 28:13
  Oh, there it is.
• 28:13
  Hey, how about that?
• 28:15
  Jenny.
• 28:16
  It is so fresh.
• 28:18
  Yeah.
• 28:19
  That's as fresh as fresh, fresh.
• 28:24
  Uh,
• 28:25
  i'm sorry i missed why ariel dropped uh
• 28:28
  she said it was due to a family
• 28:30
  stuff that her time was better spent with
• 28:32
  her family at this point in time and
• 28:34
  that she may not even do something else
• 28:40
  nick the following week which is is it
• 28:43
  london maybe legends but it might be the
• 28:49
  wfp as well i don't
• 28:51
  WFP is either this coming weekend or the
• 28:54
  same weekend as that.
• 28:56
  Yeah.
• 28:58
  I don't know.
• 28:58
  She said it was something else as well.
• 29:00
  Because Mayhem is the same weekend.
• 29:02
  Mayhem is the weekend of my birthday,
• 29:03
  which is next weekend.
• 29:05
  And WFP is either on the same weekend
• 29:08
  or it's the weekend after,
• 29:10
  which is the same weekend as Legends.
• 29:14
  And she can go Jenny saying she's guessing
• 29:17
  it's Rosamund since he's doing team.
• 29:20
  I thought it was weird.
• 29:20
  The Rosamund was doing it because the team
• 29:23
  was announced way before he was announced
• 29:26
  for this.
• 29:27
  Uh, so I don't know.
• 29:28
  No clue.
• 29:34
  Yeah.
• 29:34
  I don't know who dropped out.
• 29:35
  I just heard,
• 29:36
  I heard rumor that there were rumors that
• 29:39
  some,
• 29:39
  that some of the names are going to
• 29:40
  drop out.
• 29:41
  Yeah.
• 29:45
  Corey,
• 29:45
  are you going to Mayhem for your birthday?
• 29:48
  If you want to pay for my plane
• 29:50
  ticket and entrance fee tickets,
• 29:56
  then sure, Vicki.
• 30:01
  You actually need a birthday gift to do
• 30:02
  that.
• 30:03
  Yeah.
• 30:06
  Well, as much as I would love to,
• 30:09
  I'm going to be all the way in
• 30:11
  training to actually go to Magic City.
• 30:14
  So no, I'm definitely not doing that.
• 30:17
  We also did see that Legends and Magic
• 30:21
  City all announced that the invites are
• 30:24
  out.
• 30:26
  People are accepting.
• 30:28
  I see them come across the feed when
• 30:30
  Majesty reposts them that people accept it
• 30:32
  or whatnot.
• 30:33
  Their leaderboard is still not live.
• 30:35
  The Legends one has been.
• 30:38
  Oh, there's Denise.
• 30:39
  I was about to say Denise this morning
• 30:41
  was still the only person in her age
• 30:44
  group, but apparently she's got one more.
• 30:46
  Well, now she has to beat somebody.
• 30:48
  Yeah.
• 30:49
  How many extra?
• 30:50
  She is the champ.
• 30:52
  A hundred percent.
• 30:53
  Yeah.
• 30:55
  Yeah, I mean,
• 30:56
  they want a shot at the title.
• 30:57
  Apparently, they got to come get it.
• 31:00
  It's probably because she signed up that
• 31:02
  nobody else did.
• 31:04
  Yeah,
• 31:05
  they saw her name and they were like,
• 31:06
  shit.
• 31:10
  I don't want that smoke.
• 31:15
  Mark,
• 31:15
  Legends has eleven as of this morning.
• 31:18
  I saw it,
• 31:19
  although I might have to pull it up
• 31:21
  right here in front of me in forty
• 31:23
  five, forty nine.
• 31:26
  And, like, of the eleven, dude, like,
• 31:27
  it's one, two, three, four, five, like,
• 31:34
  six hitters.
• 31:35
  Like, six dudes I know that are, like,
• 31:38
  some bad dudes.
• 31:40
  The other guys I'm not real sure about,
• 31:42
  to be quite honest with you,
• 31:43
  but it's the only eleven.
• 31:47
  They're taking thirty.
• 31:51
  All right, well,
• 31:53
  I have to get out of here.
• 31:54
  I have a one o'clock meeting.
• 31:56
  I hate work.
• 31:58
  I wish I could do this all day.
• 32:01
  But before we go, again,
• 32:08
  as a gift for hitting three thousand
• 32:10
  subscribers,
• 32:12
  this is out to our members right now.
• 32:15
  Hattie Canio behind the scenes of the
• 32:17
  CrossFit Games.
• 32:18
  This is day one.
• 32:21
  Episode two and then day three or day
• 32:24
  two and day three will be complete this
• 32:29
  weekend.
• 32:30
  And those will come out next week.
• 32:33
  And here's a taste.
• 32:34
  Maybe if my internet decides to work,
• 32:37
  it'll play.
• 32:40
  And maybe not.
• 32:50
  Yep.
• 32:50
  Not going to work.
• 32:51
  Yeah, it looks just like Hattie, though.
• 32:54
  And there's a faded Tristan coming into
• 32:56
  the picture.
• 32:59
  There it is.
• 33:01
  Of course, as soon as I stopped sharing,
• 33:02
  it started running.
• 33:04
  She's how that works.
• 33:07
  With that.
• 33:08
  So glad you guys could join us today.
• 33:10
  Sorry.
• 33:10
  It's a short episode,
• 33:12
  but work gets in the way sometimes.
• 33:15
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• 33:55
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• 34:00
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• 34:01
  got the video for, for a deadlift.
• 34:05
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• 34:06
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• 34:07
  I've just been busy with that.
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