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93: Top Ways Black People Get Off The Phone | #thebaldbrotherspodcast · The Bald Brothers Podcast

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  Speaker 2: Today's episode The Top the Top Ways Black people get
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  Speaker 2: off the phone.
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  Speaker 1: What do we be saying? Get off the phone?
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  Speaker 3: This is right up, my get me out of here.
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  Speaker 1: Then you first sold?
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  Speaker 4: All right, all right man, that's it, all right man,
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  Speaker 4: I'll say now, all right man, I'm getting the hell
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  Speaker 4: off this phone.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely is enough though. All right man, alright, man.
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  Speaker 3: Well I'm talking to man woman. All right, man.
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  Speaker 1: You you done?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? You you?
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  Speaker 4: Because I answer the phone now I'll be like, what
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  Speaker 4: are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: You know I don't like this what you're doing. That's
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  Speaker 3: how I answered.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, alright, man is good. I'm gonna go.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you go.
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  Speaker 3: That's the classic.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna let you go. I want to get off
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  Speaker 2: the phone. What I'm gonna let you go? Now, you now,
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  Speaker 2: don't be confused. Actually, I'm gonna just leave it there.
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  Speaker 1: You can't do. I'm gonna let you go and add
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  Speaker 1: something else. I'm gonna say that.
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  Speaker 3: For I'm gonna let you I'm gonna let you go.
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  Speaker 2: Man, I got you can easily go. I got to
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  Speaker 2: get in that house. But I'm gonna let you go.
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  Speaker 2: Is my probably my let me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna let you go.
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  Speaker 4: All right, all right, let me get these kids to
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  Speaker 4: get love it. Let me get these kids together. People
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  Speaker 4: be saying that the kids is grown and out of
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  Speaker 4: the house. Let me get these kids to get you. Wait,
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  Speaker 4: your kids moved out, but trying to get rid of me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: let me get these kids the way.
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  Speaker 1: Man, don't you say, let me get these kids? What what?
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  Speaker 3: Ain't nobody gonna fight you on the other side.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody gonna fight you.
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  Speaker 3: You can always you can always blame the kids. People
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  Speaker 3: back off. Let me get these Let me get these
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  Speaker 3: kids together.
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  Speaker 4: But your kids is thirty two, They got their own families.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but they calling me. They don't know how to
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  Speaker 3: raise their own kids. Man, let me let these kids.
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  Speaker 1: The true of the matter is let me do blak.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah is black.
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  Speaker 1: Let me let me get on in here, Let me
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  Speaker 1: get up what I was gonna say next. Let me
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  Speaker 1: get on in this house and check on these gold fish.
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  Speaker 1: You could say, let me do anything.
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  Speaker 2: Let me get in here and wipe these camera lenses off.
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  Speaker 2: Let me get my next podcast. You gotta do what
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  Speaker 2: I got you next time. And by the time they
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  Speaker 2: check it with you, they're like, what, Let me get
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  Speaker 2: in here and shave my left balls, just the left'n
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  Speaker 2: get a little haired.
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  Speaker 3: And get on in there and turn the pages. Is
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  Speaker 3: not really eating?
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  Speaker 4: Take in the text? Well, yeah, let me get on
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  Speaker 4: in here. Look at these sheets.
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  Speaker 1: Look at these sheets.
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  Speaker 4: Let me let me get on in here and reorganize
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  Speaker 4: the serial box.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna just go ahead. But you got all berry. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna rearrange.
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  Speaker 1: But take some of the.
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  Speaker 2: All berries with the original Captain crunch and make Captain
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  Speaker 2: Crunch with berries. I'm gonna make crunch berries and personally
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  Speaker 2: by hand a handful lot of time the separate boxes
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  Speaker 2: that I'm gonna make. One body, it's gonna be a
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  Speaker 2: family size box. Let me get in here and make
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  Speaker 2: crunch berries manually.
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  Speaker 1: How you do that?
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  Speaker 3: You take the all berries and you take regulars along
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  Speaker 3: ste it? All right man?
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  Speaker 4: Then you go back to the other All right man,
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  Speaker 4: you want to let me go on that one. Let
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  Speaker 4: me getting on here and make these picnic baskets and scratch,
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  Speaker 4: you know, but the basket itself.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll make baskets.
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  Speaker 2: So you hit on something told, it's the voice trail off.
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  Speaker 1: Oh hey, hold on, what was you gonna do?
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  Speaker 2: Let me get in here and make sure these abortions
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  Speaker 2: are having it afternoon.
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  Speaker 1: No, nobody's doing that the debate.
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  Speaker 3: Get eat these dogs and cats.
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  Speaker 2: Let me get in here and beat my meatlivion on
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  Speaker 2: to Judge Judy because the way she yells and people
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  Speaker 2: really turn me.
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  Speaker 1: You do what?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, man, I'll catch your letting the people's court. Let's
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  Speaker 3: get on in here. Peel these pantsuits, and that's just
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  Speaker 2: All right, nolush two toilets at a time. I got
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  Speaker 2: above them upstairs. I got a pole. I could flush
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  Speaker 2: both toilets. Man, I got to do that three times.
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  Speaker 4: Wore I go to Beth, go on in there and
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  Speaker 4: rearrange these little bit It's colonels by hand.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. Colonels is always funny. Man.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yes, that's good and black. I'm gonna go old school, okay.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if y'all remember this one.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you know that old school, but you went a little.
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  Speaker 2: I never understood that nowhere, can't where did one come from?
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  Speaker 3: Y'all understood one?
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  Speaker 1: What it was? It is a shorter version of one love.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know one. Nobody ever knew what?
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  Speaker 1: What what happened? Blacks?
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  Speaker 3: I want one? I heard it on belly. I was like,
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  Speaker 3: that's what y'all saying.
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  Speaker 1: That I felt I was gonna say.
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  Speaker 2: I felt like it was East coast based, and I
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  Speaker 2: know I started saying it when I live in North Carolina,
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  Speaker 2: which is east coast south depending on how you feel.
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  Speaker 1: But I said one for it was a good look,
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  Speaker 1: so you was using it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I was big one.
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  Speaker 1: I felt like girls like that, all right, baby girl one?
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  Speaker 4: You said it to the women folks with them.
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  Speaker 3: You strike me as a tight that fumbles the hanger.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing ruined the coolness.
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  Speaker 2: Because it don't hang up till the button hits the
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  Speaker 2: club so you can hear the clicker clock.
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  Speaker 6: How do I strike you as a phone because i'
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  Speaker 6: just picture you just because so as you.
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  Speaker 4: So as you get off the phone, I just picture
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  Speaker 4: you already on to the next whatever you're about to do.
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  Speaker 3: You're like, I won.
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  Speaker 4: You already looking for your next so you're not focused
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  Speaker 4: on the actual hang up.
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  Speaker 3: You already on to the next.
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  Speaker 2: One.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you might not even complete at the task. Then
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  Speaker 3: you mom, come here, who of this phone? I'm expecting
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  Speaker 3: the call? Oh d that's so crazy.
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  Speaker 1: If you didn't hang up the phone right and the
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  Speaker 1: phone wouldn't even get a call. We was calling one
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  Speaker 1: phone number for five different people.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, and if you got the busy tone, Oh you
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  Speaker 3: was on that phone.
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  Speaker 1: Man, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: That was a different time you was on.
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  Speaker 1: That's Tony.
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  Speaker 3: Then Tony is outside? Why your mom? I don't know
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  Speaker 3: why they always Tony's outside?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, he's not here.
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  Speaker 3: How was I supposed to? Man?
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  Speaker 4: The parents always gave attitude. Why y'all mad at when
• 10:43
  Speaker 4: I was polite?
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  Speaker 1: How many times you call him that he's outside? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know where?
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  Speaker 3: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: They would my mom would cut the person off. Hellis
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  Speaker 2: Kevin is if I hate playing basketball? He said he
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  Speaker 2: was playing basket. I don't know where?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 2: I got, I got somebody on the other line.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, so if you're like you had some of the line,
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  Speaker 4: what was you fumbling with the hang up? Because if
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  Speaker 4: you was really on the other line, you would just
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  Speaker 4: it was this dude who used to call my mom
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  Speaker 4: all the time. His name was Milford Hackett. His name
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  Speaker 4: was Milford Hackett and he had a distinct voice. He
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  Speaker 4: were like mans big on sing They played teller Milford Hacket.
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  Speaker 4: He gave his first and last name. Yes, serious man
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  Speaker 4: playing teller Milford Hacket.
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  Speaker 3: Called, and he would call often, and I knew it
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  Speaker 3: was him.
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  Speaker 4: I would ask mass, who's calling every time because I
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  Speaker 4: knew he was gonna say Milford Hackett, and I can
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  Speaker 4: hear him.
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  Speaker 3: Just back Milford Hacket, and like.
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  Speaker 4: Every time, Man, I knew it was him. I'd be like,
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  Speaker 4: mans is calling, and he would hear me smiling.
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  Speaker 3: Milford Hacket called. He had a Briefcaseck, you got him.
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  Speaker 1: You got a carf hold.
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  Speaker 3: He got. He definitely had a combination lock on the
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  Speaker 3: damn briefcase. Man, let me just Milfred got the counsel
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  Speaker 3: right here for you to say. Anybody called Milford Hackett call,
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  Speaker 3: we would really.
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  Speaker 1: Have to write down this person called and this, and
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  Speaker 1: they said call him back.
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  Speaker 4: Fred Hubbert called Milfred Hackett. These These was the cast
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  Speaker 4: that was calling my mom. Fred hubberd Milfred Hackett. Your
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  Speaker 4: mama had good working man's man. They had a lot,
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  Speaker 4: Fred Hubbard.
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  Speaker 1: He had a thermost.
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  Speaker 3: He was a cab.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, he got a thermost in the driver the passenger seat.
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  Speaker 3: He always gave me money. Man, I love Fred.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, telling Fred Hubby, I got the run nights tonight,
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  Speaker 2: tell saidie. I said, hello, pour my little black coffee
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  Speaker 2: Fred hubbit Man, Fred Hubby Yellow Cab. I've been on
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  Speaker 2: the line seventeen years.
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  Speaker 4: I love Fred may Bro bredd that you know what
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  Speaker 4: I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: That's something for yourself talk.
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  Speaker 3: Oh man, that's how you got rid of me as
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  Speaker 3: a kid. Cast me out. I won't be in your
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  Speaker 3: face after that.
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  Speaker 1: All right, tow you up, all right?
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  Speaker 2: So one.
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  Speaker 3: I rode down. Okay, so I wrote down. Let me
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  Speaker 3: see what they're talking about in here.
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  Speaker 4: That's when you're talking to somebody that's on the phone
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  Speaker 4: and they going to a they going to a business
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  Speaker 4: or whatever, and y'all been talking, and you hear them
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  Speaker 4: fumbling and moving and getting out the car. All right,
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  Speaker 4: let me let me go ahead and see what they're talking.
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  Speaker 4: See what they're talking about.
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  Speaker 2: That's how you don't want to see what they talking
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  Speaker 2: about in the place I'm at now.
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  Speaker 1: I was at a different place when we started. I'm
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  Speaker 1: at the place i'm at the You hear.
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  Speaker 3: The whole transition.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you hear them leaving the house, locking the door,
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  Speaker 4: getting in the getting in the car. You hear the
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  Speaker 4: car start up, the driving. You then switch over the speaker,
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  Speaker 4: and then they get out here. The key collection that
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  Speaker 4: so bad. Get the quiet, and then they let me
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  Speaker 4: go in heare and see what they're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, hit Liah. Oh that's funny. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: do this one.
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  Speaker 3: I'm getting this bad. Oh yeah, because.
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  Speaker 2: I'd be I am getting I'd be waking up to
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  Speaker 2: text messages that were sitting at nine thirty eight.
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  Speaker 3: I'd be like, who is this alright?
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  Speaker 1: ID, I won't get off that phone to go to bed.
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  Speaker 2: You get on the phone to go to bed, and
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  Speaker 2: then I really will Yeah, Melissa, when we be on
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  Speaker 2: the road, maybe I'm I'm tired of me getting this bad.
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  Speaker 3: Immediately good bye?
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  Speaker 1: Be sleep before the side of likee the phone.
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  Speaker 2: If I had a show, there's so many text messals
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  Speaker 2: in my phone where I will text her. She'll text
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  Speaker 2: if she if there's a two minute space. So what
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  Speaker 2: she said, you go, I wake up? I text her
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  Speaker 2: at nine thirty four. She was part of nine thirty
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  Speaker 2: six that windows you better hit it better be buzzing
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: the moment I hit you, it better be buzzing right back,
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: because I swear I oh, man, I talked, man, I
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: mean how you fall asleep in two minutes? I see
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: yesterday phone it I was uploading a video. Toe woke
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: up when my phone hit the ground that said I
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: was sitting in the desk. Oh ain't a death.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Didn't know it's time, I said, let me post this.
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  Speaker 3: At you doing that.
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  Speaker 4: When I'm in the bed, I'll be I'll be on
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: the phone. I'll be like, man, sometimes I'm catching up
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  Speaker 4: on pool. But y'all you and Marcus, because Market, I
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: play pool with you, and I play pool and uh
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: archery with Marcus. Yeah, like Archer, we can we can
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: incorporate that. I ain't know you wanted the archery.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: I played tanks with Jojo. I played tanks with Markets. No, no,
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  Speaker 2: keep it with me and Markets have your day, your
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: turn to on the pool.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Opponents move.
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  Speaker 3: You just did that when we was here. So but
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: I'll be in there. Once I get in the bed
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: at home at night, my clock is slim, I'll be like.
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  Speaker 1: Because you're in the bed.
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  Speaker 3: My plan is, you know what, I'm gonna start this movie.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna get this going.
• 19:49
  Speaker 6: Let me just check this on the headquarters set up
• 19:53
  Speaker 6: because my plan I got it planning that. I'm like, yeah,
• 19:56
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna finish this movie. I'm gonna watch that movie
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: and I ain't seen.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: It in a while. Let me just check and see.
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  Speaker 3: You know what my views is it.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: Face down shirts getting put on. I went to sleep
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: shirtless the other night, woke up.
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  Speaker 3: With a shirt on.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: I was like, what the what the hell was this?
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: You put a shirt on?
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: The shirt was on, and I woke up.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: That's I can see you taking a shirt off. You hot,
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: but going to sleep shirtless and waking up.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: I don't even remember where that shirt was, Like what
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: you got off your I don't remember none of this.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: The shirt was on the right side, like how tie
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: on cut through? The surveillance footage is midnight like and
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: then damps and straighten into down. Yeah, like how do
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: y'all get in here?
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: They said this to the patroon too. I forgot about this.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: I fell asleep on live on patreonch oh wow. I
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: was on the road chopping it up angel and Josh
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: was on the road with me. They calling me, cam
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: you sleep on line?
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: Could they see you?
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: I was one.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: I was yeah, man. So anyway, the show was I
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: don't even know how how you could just talk?
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: I was talking tone that was just like that's when
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: the cookie cookie cum ya.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Sleep for a minute Angel was watching on the line.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: It was like calling me. I woke up to my
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: phone buzzard. It's like, ken, you sleep on line.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: I fall asleep during the watch party. So times he
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: on camera on camera. So this is the crazy part
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: about Nashville. Mm hmmm.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know what I was doing because you know,
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: after the show be tough to like one down for
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: a minute.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And I said I'm about to be up. Sleep
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: was like, come, you didn't clean that with me?
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Sam hair was like, y'all would sleep for a little
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: bro probably like five minutes.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: Man, lucky.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: I ain't do nothing crazy on my sleep, but tucked.
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  Speaker 4: the social media and phone overstimulation.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: So I feel like I'm not he ain't really knocking
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: people out like he used to.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just like because you really will be there,
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: just sometimes I just be scrolling TikTok, like man just
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: put it down.
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: I was like, I can't, I can't get in there.
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: I go in there and slap people and then they
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: wake back up, and I'm like, now all the time,
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: I feel like I got performance and anxiety and you
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: you could be my Uh, I don't know if you
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: could be.
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  Speaker 3: My publicist or my therapists or my whatever the case
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: may be.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: It's like.
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: Saying, because I'm not hitting them like I used to.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: I used to knock people right out on on on
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: the button, ten pon. That's how I do. I slap
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: everybody to sleep, a slap or punch everybody. And then
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: I walked out of the room, and then they wake
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: back up and look at their phone back over there,
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: and then I'm trying to walk back out. I get
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: in the car and then I get the lake boom.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: So so I just woke back up.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: Can't get up from work.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: I can't get up from working people don't want to bath.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Now he's working twelve hours. He can't go to sleep.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: Now I can't go to sleep.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Now I can't go to sleep.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: Smacking himself, I saying, ain't his bolting no more?
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: That's all like a Pixar movie, man.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: Because Pixar be having the fire idea.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Man, they don't missed a little bit. They inside out too.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: Who I say, I gotta watch that. I gotta see that.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: I still ain't watched Heat. Yeah, he I gotta watch.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: They can keep this going for because the first one
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: was so genius.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: I use it all the time.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: It's such a good I love like the when, the
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: when the emotions was mixing, because when your baby is
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: I'm happy, I'm sad whatever. But as you you know
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: in the new one, I'm not gonna spoil it. They
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: just said, nostalgia is joy plus sadness.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: That's nostalgia.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: Is nostalgia into a little bit. Who are the new
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: emotions in the segment?
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Anxiety is in there, Embarrassment is in there. I'm we
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: I was what is on Wen? She's like a friend.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: It's it's supposed to be.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: It's on we. I couldn't think of the name she's friends.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: She's like on the couch whatever.
• 27:49
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: But it's like very like lack of days ago.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: My belly came out. They still have the main, the.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Main in there. Anxiety is like the main.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: Crazy while I'm looking. Okay.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, and also I think Envy is in there because
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Ao or maybe I is in there.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: Okay, it's good Man. I never said her name. I loved.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: I know, yo, Maya Hog is in there. My hog
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: has been booking stuff. My Hawk. Isn't that anxiety?
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: I thought it was Emma Watson.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: Who's my Who is Ethan Hawk and Thurman's daughter? Yeah,
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: that's their baby.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: She's twenties. I did not know that was their child.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: Now I see that, you see it now, these kids
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: is working.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Stranger thing.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: I didn't know Denzel had like three kids that are actors. Yes,
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: they got a movie coming out together. Nigga her mom,
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Oh that's her.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: That's her.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: I was like, dang, you're talking about the top picture
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: of that's her?
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Is that her?
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: That's her? That's that's a she was strange things right, Yes,
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: that's what I first seen her. I was like, she
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: was good, Oh she was.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they finna make it a game. But bro, the
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: kids is they're gonna be the age of the dad
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: now as full adults.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: Now they out here.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Man, I did not know that was baby.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: These kids is killing man.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: They are killing Who is her mom?
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: Uma? Thurman? Where is uma act chilling?
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: I don't think so.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: I think they split.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Dang.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: That is half her half her half.
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: Perfect perfect Ethan Hawk is a good actor. I think
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: he's underrated.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: I think he is too.
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: He was because he brings it everything man, and it's
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: like never like overly showy, but he'd be delivering every time.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Did you see that movie? Okay it was Netflix, it
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: was it was Miherschela.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Julie Robert the World. There was something going
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: on in the world.
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: I hated that ending, but he was That ending pissed me,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: yeah either, I.
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: Said, Man, oh my god, I hate ambiguous ending. Wrap
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: this ship up and put a ball on that bitch.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Don't leave it up to me. I came in here
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: to see what you think. Yes, don't leave it up
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: to me. I'm not the person.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: Don't leave nothing up to me.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: That movie felt like it was just running up against
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: something and then it ended. I said, I'll kill everybody
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: turn it back on.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: I'll kill them.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: We put up with all that attitude from Julia Roberts
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: for this man. You motherfucker it was hot.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: You got any more?
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: What else? Right now?
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Seventy one emails?
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: Man, let me get on, you know. Nah, it's pretty
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: much let you don't let y'all go.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's it.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: The TESTA scene was all right, y'all, we'll see you
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: that start